04-30-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 04-30-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY
Release Date: April 30, 2025
Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Platform: 98KUPD (97.9 FM), 98KUPD App, www.98kupd.com
Schedule: Weekdays 5:30 AM - 10:00 AM

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1. Introduction

The episode kicks off with the familiar banter among the hosts—John Holmberg, Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo—setting a lively and humorous tone for the morning show. Early discussions revolve around upcoming local comedy events, setting the stage for an engaging and entertaining broadcast.

2. Nostalgia: 'Chips' and Satanic Rock in the 70s/80s

[03:29] Bret Vesely:
"Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Felt Face performing... Moloch Rock."

John Holmberg and Bret Vesely dive into a nostalgic discussion about a classic episode of the 1970s TV show "Chips," featuring a character named Moloch, a satanic rock singer portrayed by Ralph Mouthdonnie. They reminisce about the cultural anxieties of the early '80s when heavy metal music was often scapegoated by religious groups.

[04:22] Brett Vesely:
"Satan was involved in the masking and all that stuff."

[05:35] Brett Vesely:
"That was a very smart episode... It was the catalyst for us things having conversations."

The hosts highlight how "Chips" cleverly tapped into both younger audiences fascinated by metal music and older listeners alarmed by the perceived satanic influences, fostering broader societal conversations beyond just political divides.

3. Jimmy Hoffa Conspiracy Theories

[06:30] John Holmberg:
"He's been liquefied and turned into paper..."

Bret and Brady shift the conversation to the enduring mystery of Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, discussing the wild conspiracy theory that Hoffa was processed into paper products. They debate the plausibility and absurdity of such claims, illustrating the lengths to which myths about Hoffa have persisted.

[08:12] Brett Vesely:
"They've searched landfills... they turned him into paper."

4. Robert De Niro's Trans Daughter — Parody/Humor

[12:00] Brett Vesely:
"Have you seen De Niro's trans daughter? Used to be his son."

In a humorous and fictional segment, Bret and Brady create a parody narrative about Robert De Niro having a transgender daughter named Aaron De Niro. This comedic bit satirizes celebrity gossip and societal reactions to transgender issues, blending absurdity with sharp wit.

[13:34] Brady Bogan:
"Aaron De Niro looks pretty sharp at first blush."

5. Hypothetical Animal Fights: 100 Men vs. Gorilla and Other Animals

[21:11] Brett Vesely:
"Silverback gorilla would tear 100 men apart..."

The hosts engage in a spirited debate about hypothetical scenarios where large groups of men face off against powerful animals like silverback gorillas and chimpanzees. They analyze the physical strengths and weaknesses of both humans and these primates, ultimately concluding that such fights would overwhelmingly favor the animals.

[24:13] Bret Vesely:
"If a gorilla figured that out, like early, all 100 men would be dead in two seconds anyway."

6. Listener Interactions: Brady's Generator Saga

[75:06] Brett Vesely:
"Brady is having his three-year generator issue hopefully resolved today..."

A significant portion of the episode features a humorous and exaggerated storyline about Brady Bogan's ongoing struggle to retrieve a generator he loaned out. Bret and John Holmberg partake in comedic role-play, portraying conflict and camaraderie as they mockingly plot ways to reclaim the generator, blending real-life frustrations with over-the-top dramatics.

[82:00] Brett Vesely:
"I need you to help me move all my stuff and grab a couple things nice out of your garage..."

7. Rock Wars: Theme Song Competition

[95:47] Brett Vesely:
"Rock Wars is coming up in just moments. 98 KUPD. It's out of control now."

Introducing a recurring segment titled "Rock Wars," the hosts invite listeners to participate in selecting theme songs for their fictional show "Justice on the Spectrum." They engage in playful debates, perform impressions, and ultimately crown Bret Vesely as the week's Rock Wars champion for his selection of "Kill the Assholes" by Stormtroopers of Death.

[97:16] Brett Vesely:
"You've seen it, so I'll just play to you."

8. Highlights: Funny Clips and Memes Discussed

Throughout the episode, the hosts reference and discuss various humorous videos and internet memes, including:

• Algae Photographs (1843):
  [105:35] Brady Bogan:
  "A recent study in Australia found 80% of workers do it sometimes."

• Houthi Rebels and Aircraft Carrier Incident:
  [118:43] Brett Vesely:
  "They receive over 500 requests a day for the treatment..."

These segments showcase the hosts' penchant for blending pop culture, absurd hypotheticals, and relatable humor to keep listeners entertained.

9. Closing Remarks

As the show wraps up, the hosts promote upcoming events, advertisements, and listener engagement activities. They maintain their signature humorous and irreverent style, ensuring listeners are left with a memorable and entertaining experience.

[121:57] John Holmberg:
"We're done. Let's go grab us some PB interiors."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• [04:22] Brett Vesely:
  "Satan was involved in the masking and all that stuff."

• [06:30] John Holmberg:
  "He's been liquefied and turned into paper..."

• [13:34] Brady Bogan:
  "Aaron De Niro looks pretty sharp at first blush."

• [21:11] Brett Vesely:
  "Silverback gorilla would tear 100 men apart..."

• [82:00] Brett Vesely:
  "I need you to help me move all my stuff and grab a couple things nice out of your garage..."

• [95:47] Brett Vesely:
  "Rock Wars is coming up in just moments. 98 KUPD. It's out of control now."

• [172:00] Brett Vesely:
  "100 guys. I'm gonna end up with AIDS. I'm not a gorilla."

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Conclusion

This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" offers a blend of nostalgic reflections, humorous parodies, spirited debates, and engaging listener interactions. Hosted by John Holmberg and his team, the show delivers a rich tapestry of entertainment tailored to captivate Arizona's #1 morning radio audience. Whether revisiting classic TV moments, debunking wild conspiracy theories, or navigating the comedic frustrations of everyday life, the hosts ensure a dynamic and enjoyable listening experience for all.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Moloch Rock. Devil Rock. A famous yet not so great episode of Chips, the 70s TV show where another 70 superstar, Ralph Mouth Donnie Most from Happy Days, played a satanic rock singer named Moloch. And we recently rediscovered Moloch a couple. A couple weeks ago and started and watched it again. It brought back childhood memories for me. That was probably 82. Yeah. That were through the roof that Moloch was actually used as the. You know, the. He was. He worshiped the devil. He was on. That was when America was losing its mind. A lot of people don't remember that. A lot of people too young to remember it, whatever. But in the early 80s, this metal, this heavy metal thing had. The religious nuts were going bananas. Parents didn't know what to do.

[Brady Bogan]

Congress meeting.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, that we had. There were meetings and trials. Satan was involved in the masking and all that stuff. Yeah, well, they. The Beatles started that silliness. And they're like, see, we told you so. This was the. The great. We told you from Elvis and the Beatles and all their satanic craziness. And the Beatles played into it pretty heavily right into the 80s when everybody was losing their minds over, you know, the Iron Maiden and all that stuff that started to show up. Black Sabbath and just bands that were going to kill your kids.

[John Holmberg]

Well, and Kiss too.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, Kiss Knights in Satan service. So Moloch was. Google it. Moloch. And you're going to have a great special episode. Very special. Chips tried to. Chips tried to tap into the fabric of. Of their audience. So they had also. They appealed to younger people who probably liked Moloch. So that was good on their end. That was a really smart episode, if you think about it. And then it also tapped into the older audience that Chips had that was scared to death that the devil was going to eat up the grandkids. So it was a. It was a very. The way we divide now over TV is over politics. Where we used to divide was over nonsense that Chips was the. Chips was the catalyst for us things having conversations. Mola. A lot of shirts.

[Brady Bogan]

It was similar to the celebrities or famous people eating babies or drinking baby's blood times 10.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, because it went all the way.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, you know, politics got involved. Like we're saying it just one of.

[Brett Vesely]

Those two things is a conspiracy theory.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

The other one was a true fear.

[Brady Bogan]

There's.

[Brett Vesely]

There was nothing that actually. There's nothing that actually occurred. Not. Well, I don't know if that had happened at that point yet maybe. But you know, a kid killing himself because they listened to Judas Priest and stuff like that. But, you know, the. I remember the religious guy on the news that was just smashing albums and having. They have. They burn albums and Ozzy. Moloch. Yeah. Ozzy was the devil.

[John Holmberg]

Ralph Mouth is the.

[Brett Vesely]

Ralph Mouth was satanic, but yeah, the.

[John Holmberg]

And Robert Trujillo is actually in it when he's a kid.

[Brett Vesely]

He's a kid. Yeah. Metallica.

[John Holmberg]

And on top of that, I just learned because after we watched that episode that day, I'm like, I'm gonna go and watch this again. It's just as bad as you remember.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But it's.

[Brady Bogan]

Peter Marshall.

[John Holmberg]

Peter Marshall's in it. And Gomez from Adam's Family.

[Brett Vesely]

John as.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's.

[Brett Vesely]

He directed it.

[John Holmberg]

What? Yeah, I found that out too.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm like superstars.

[John Holmberg]

Like an amazing episode.

[Brett Vesely]

What a. It's like a Love Boat. There's so many stars on it. Oh, that was. That's co. Great. Your shirt is amazing. Thank you. And you came in and you proudly opened your arms and look at. I am a supporter of Molok. I might have to be Molok for Night of the Singing Dead this. Oh, I'll be Mo. If, in fact, we're all still here in Holly, Halloween and Night of the Singing Dead occurs. And I'm not one of the participants in the dead part then. Because you never know, Brett. You never know. But Moloch will be my costume for this year. That's pretty good. Now let's kick Brett in the nuts a little bit. Also, Brady brought up two things to me that I've looked both up, and neither are gonna make you happy. Guy wrote a book, came out a couple months ago. You might know this. Your family might have already had a few meetings that Jimmy Hoffa was recycled, cubed, and turned back into paper. He's written a book. Liquefy. They take you, put you. He. They put them in a big dumpster in the, you know, waste management.

[Brady Bogan]

Because that rumor was around for years. Well, when he wrote the book, he said, you know, there's numerous Teamsters monsters that held on for years that said he was put in this dump.

[Brett Vesely]

Right? They dumped. They actually searched dumps. They've searched landfills. And so now they're saying, no, no, he was put into the thing. And then in that time, they would then, like, put you, like a bale of hay, 1500 pounds, cube you, liquefy you, and then recycle you into paper goods.

[Brady Bogan]

So someone got a ream of Jimmy Hoffman.

[Brett Vesely]

Think about that. If we can someday DNA test paper and find out that, like, you have a Kevin Costner autograph from a poster for Field of Dreams that happens to be made of Jimmy Hoffa, you could.

[John Holmberg]

Add a piece of Hoffa in your Trapper Keeper.

[Brett Vesely]

You might have. You might have drawn I love Christy Greenway all over Hoffa's ass. But, yeah, they turned him into paper, which makes tons of sense. Why. Why would. What. What is. Why is that every time you tell an Italian, Jimmy Hoffa had this happen. Nah, that's not a thing. Well, what don't we know?

[John Holmberg]

Nothing. I know. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

[Brady Bogan]

But why that tells the story is from the Genovese family. He's one of the guys, and he's like, look, I. You know, all these years are always looking for. I'm like, go. Good luck. Go. Go find him.

[Brett Vesely]

He already knew Liquefied well.

[John Holmberg]

And then there was rumors that he was at the bottom of one of the lakes. And then in the end zone, a giant stadium. I think it was huge.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's been the one that most.

[John Holmberg]

People think they've dug up a million farms and houses In Detroit.

[Brett Vesely]

And I mean, there's nothing.

[John Holmberg]

No. They're never going to find.

[Brett Vesely]

So this makes. Because he's. Because he's been liquefied and he's part of a binder.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I think. I think he was just burned. I think he was in a crema. Went to a cremation.

[Brett Vesely]

You can. Well, there's that. You can do that because you never find him. Yeah, they can. They can puff out the ashes pretty good. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Grandma Gertrude may have a piece of Jimmy Hoffman in the urn.

[Brett Vesely]

You know, I was involved in a murder here locally. Not that I had anything to do with it, but I did. Once you. Once you start down that road, you can't get out of it. I swear to God, believe me, I know I didn't do it. How do I. Yeah, it was allegedly. No, but I was, you know, a secondary part of a guy who got murdered. I knew him and I had just kind of started to do business with them. And his business partner kills a special. It was a auto collision store here in town. And what nobody talks about is that, like what you just said. I have no proof of this, but it makes sense. They never found the body. So there was. They still got the murder conviction, but they never found the body, which is really hard to do. And insurance wouldn't pay the kids because there was no body. So he could just pop up again. Insurance would be like, see, now you owe us back. It's not going to work out. So a lot of rigmarole with that stuff. However, his. One of the person people's mothers worked for the crematorium worked in it. And as far as I was told, there was a flash blip at the lock the night of the. You know, allegedly the night of what happened. And they then they opened up the doors to her work. And I think we all think of crematoriums as these, like, warehouses with, you know, smokestacks. Like a steel mill.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Not necessarily what happens. They can be kind of casual and incognito. Yeah. But there was a thing that said, you know, why'd you check in here at 10:30 and leave at 11? And they have still never found the body. And I've always theorized, how come nobody looked over here and said, I think they cremated because you ain't finding anything. Nope.

[John Holmberg]

Do you realize that. That the bumper stickers we hang out, hand out at the van every. Every week still has that. That company on the back of them?

[Brett Vesely]

It does, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That's how many bumper stickers we had. Scottsdale Auto Was it Legends?

[Brett Vesely]

Legends was the other one. Oh, okay, Legends. Another one. Another guy that died. That's right.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

But he passed away from just being. He was wildly unhealthy. Okay. The first one was Scottsdale auto collision. And then they started something else, and he got shot by his. By his. Not brother, but they called each other brothers. It's crazy. It's a story on the ID Channel. Sometimes it'll pop up like, oh, are you in? I know those people. No, I wasn't. You know, I was probably a week away from being in that. I was there every day for a little while just doing, like, back and forth with the guy. Yeah, it was crazy. And I remember sitting in that room and I had just purchased a nuke. I actually just gotten two new cars. And he goes, did you get the warranty? Are you gonna get the warranty? And I'm like, I usually do it. He goes, don't you got a guy? I'll take care of you. He said, I'm covering. I'm like, all right. All right. And on the drive back, the wise old sage Megan said, what if something happens to him and we don't have warranties? What's gonna happen? And then he died that weekend in a. In a. Shoot him up.

[Brady Bogan]

She was in on.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brett Vesely]

You think she did it? We'll throw in the who's gal. Maybe I should. Maybe should get her implicated. That's not a bad idea. Get some quiet around that house. I'm pretty sure. Oh, really? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I think my wife had something to do with it.

[Brett Vesely]

She was telling me that that's where she met. Matthiah was at the crematorium. Ronnie drove him. Toledo was also there.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brett Vesely]

Now I think about it, I'm pretty sure I saw Larry on a bicycle doing circles around it. Let me get some peace and quiet everywhere I go. And then the other thing we're gonna kick in the nuts on. Have you seen De Niro's daughter?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Used to be his son. That was the one that hurt the most. Here's the. Google it. Because you'd bang her. De Niro's trans daughter.

[John Holmberg]

He's not bad.

[Brett Vesely]

Is hot.

[Brady Bogan]

Aaron.

[Brett Vesely]

How old is Aaron?

[Brady Bogan]

29.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my goodness. Google Aaron. It's not spelled the way you think. He went with a cute A, I, R, Y, N. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

The original was double A, R, O, mcl.

[Brett Vesely]

But the. Yeah, I just found out. And that's De Niro. His now got himself a trans daughter. Used to Be a boy. Probably still has the willie. But I say move that right out of the way. Aaron De Niro looks pretty sharp at first blush. I don't know the rest of the story.

[Brady Bogan]

A couple other pictures you can pretty good.

[Brett Vesely]

No. Well, you're still dealing with the fact that you're looking going yuck. Yeah, I'd be tainting that thing. I wouldn't know. If you just shown me that and said this is De Niro's daughter, I'd have been like, whoa, I didn't even know he had a daughter. Well, he didn't up till Thursday.

[John Holmberg]

I mean you could have run into Earth Tempe Tavern.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Oh my goodness. I don't like that dress. But Aaron Dener a little. Well, I don't know what else you got? That's one picture. Yeah, I mean it's that close up's a little. I mean if that starts messing with you over at you fest on Saturday, you start looking like this chick's not bad.

[John Holmberg]

No Adam's apple though.

[Brett Vesely]

They shave those off now. Oh, do they? Yeah, that's one of the first things they do. Aaron De Niro and she takes up.

[John Holmberg]

To her mom or.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah, it's a pretty good look. Not bad.

[Brady Bogan]

And the plumes. The plumes are mother daughter.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, they do that. What? What's this? Oh, there's a hammer and a nail. My God, all my buttons. I don't know. I gotta tell my dad something. I figured I'd come in here and talk to you guys first. I. I gotta talk to Rob. I gotta talk to Bobby. I got a thing going on. I don't want my dick no more. Brad, how do you think you'd handle that if you dad to tell your dad? I gotta tell. Hey, Raging Bull. Richard. Paul. I don't want my dick no more. How do you tell Robert De Niro? Although he's so insane with this, he probably encouraged it. I don't know. I come in here, I wanted to. I wanted to tell my dad. I want to tell him, you know what? I love you, but I don't want my dick. You gave me. You gave me that dinero dick. I don't want that no more dick. I got a De Niro dick. Do you wanna. You wanna put in a jar? You want me. You want to give it to you? I mean, rightfully it's yours. I mean, he's yours. Who built it so. Aaron De Niro. And you know, Robert De Niro's politics are so wildly one sided that he probably just told his son do me a real good thing if you was. If you were to lean, you know, lean into the fact that you want to be a lady, you know, I don't mind that. Take you down to Tribeca, walk you around. I don't know. Some of those.

[John Holmberg]

There's a couple deceiving ones, a couple.

[Brett Vesely]

Of pictures in there that Aaron De Niro. I don't know. I'm gonna make out with you. I think you're very good looking, Brady. I think. I think I'm gonna take you back to the house, lift my dress, and have you blow me.

[John Holmberg]

Now, Did. Did Aaron go full?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know, Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

What's that?

[Brett Vesely]

Aaron go full?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you know, and De Niro has to take the doctor. Come here for a second, Doc. I want to talk to you. Before we do this, sir, why don't you make her. Make her a. You know, you got to take my daughter and make her so people want to that thing, you know, I don't want to do some ugly daughter coming around, you know, I got to cut off. Plus, I want. I want a piece of deal. You give me that piece of deal, we're gonna remember, because if he changes his mind, I want him to be able to go back to the original part. You know what I'm saying? Mr. Tanira, please. You know, I give you a little extra money, make sure, you know, not an embarrassment.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you f my daughter?

[Brett Vesely]

Did you. Did you f my son into my daughter There. You get the balls to ask me, where'd you get those balls? We're talking about balls. Whose balls are those? Give me those balls back.

[John Holmberg]

And he is just.

[Brett Vesely]

Now we're gonna make a movie about that. So your hero, Robert De Niro, is out there keying Teslas and marching around his trans daughter.

[John Holmberg]

Hopefully, he can spell thief correctly, unlike that guy in Mesa 30 years ago.

[Brett Vesely]

Brett, if I'd have told you Robert De Niro had a transsexual daughter, or Bill Cosby is a rapist, or Caitlyn Jenner is now a woman, that used to be Bruce Jenner. Which one would you believe the least? Me, too. Yeah, I would have. You know, those are three very hard to believe.

[John Holmberg]

We'd have been fighting then. That's before Tactical Black. We'd have been fighting then.

[Brett Vesely]

We'd have been fighting. I think now, nowadays, I'm kind of.

[John Holmberg]

Like, yeah, you got me 30.

[Brett Vesely]

Not surprising anymore. 30 years ago, that would have been scandalous. I got a daughter might be a little Twinkie. Might be boys. Kind of a boy as a Twinkie boy. Likes to put on dresses. Gonna be on Leto, gonna be on Leno.

[John Holmberg]

Imagine Pacino and. And Pesci and stuff going. What's going on?

[Brett Vesely]

He's gotta make those calls.

[John Holmberg]

I know.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's gonna be awkward. All right. Hello? Hey, what's going on? Yeah, Bobby, what you got? You got a movie idea? No, I wish I did. That would be better than this combo. My boy's Twinkie, and he's cutting it off. Oh, you're calling me with this information for. I don't understand. I just had to tell some friends. Before you get surprised. Well, answer the question, Bobby. I don't like where it's going. She's got a great ass. Pretty nice ass. Not a badass. Not a badass.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what he calls with lines. Or he does little subtle jabs like, you want to come over some wine and Twinkies?

[Brett Vesely]

Why don't you bring her out by the house there? Let's take a look at her. She's not your type. She's. She's not your type there. I gotta go. I gotta call someone else. All right. I've sent photos.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, what's going on, Bobby?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, boy. Ah, here we go. Oh, Joe, I gotta tell you something. I remember Aaron. Oh, I love him.

[Brady Bogan]

Great kid.

[Brett Vesely]

Played ball with him when he was YouTube. Taught him how to throw a ball. It's a girl now. I returned it to. Got rid of his piece of deal. That's my reunite.

[John Holmberg]

That's probably very close.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Yeah. It's got to be a tough one.

[John Holmberg]

But it's kind of a rough day for me.

[Brett Vesely]

It's. But you've got Moloch in your corner. That's true. Nothing will stop that. That's what makes it all better. I didn't expect that. Brady hit me with that thing. He goes, have you seen Robert De Niro's trans daughter? And he always says it with SW. Of disdain and judgment in his questioning whenever there's a trans question.

[Brady Bogan]

I did not.

[Brett Vesely]

You do. You have to accept your reality in it. And it is weird to all of us. You're allowed to have that feeling. You seen that horrendous abomination of De Niro's daughter son? No, I haven't.

[John Holmberg]

Take a look at this.

[Brett Vesely]

And he had the picture up, and I'm like, on the ready, huh? Yeah. Geez. He's been scouting. He's been looking at it. Ah, she makes me tingle. This.

[Brady Bogan]

Something's not right.

[Brett Vesely]

I Don't like this feeling. You seen De Niro's affront to God? No, I haven't. Braylon. Not bad, but there you go. If you want to look it up. Aaron De Niro. I don't know, it's a. We're going through a lot at the house. And then Hoffman, you know, cubed them.

[Brady Bogan]

A I R, Y, N.

[Brett Vesely]

A Y, R. That was a I R. A.

[Brady Bogan]

I, R, Y, N. Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's. That was unexpected. One of the least, like, the most manly, like tough guys in the world.

[John Holmberg]

Has 70s through 80s. I mean, at least, you know, I.

[Brett Vesely]

Mean, if you were to. If you were to say, you know, somebody who would, you know, this is not acceptable. I don't know, you know, making jokes about it and whatever. It had to be them. You can't imagine. Pesci and De Niro were pro trans movement, you know.

[John Holmberg]

No, not them.

[Brett Vesely]

They've had to do a lot of adapting and. Yeah, that's a tough announcement to go into your. That's a tough announcement to go into Robert De Niro's house as his son and just say, hey, Dad, I think I want some help with something. It's pretty accepting of Mr. De Niro, I bet. His friends. I bet. Yeah. And then you get that thing on the other end. Hello.

[Brady Bogan]

You hear about Bobby's kid?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, did I ever. Let's chat. Spill the tea. Oh, my God. I'm never looking at the same again. None of us will.

[Brady Bogan]

She got a great ass.

[Brett Vesely]

I know you'd say that. I wanna. Now we gotta make it sure that.

[Brady Bogan]

His baby right now.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I gotta go talk to my kids real quick. How you like your piece of deal? Is it still good? They do that now? They got to do a new movie. I'm the Irish woman. Oh, no, I gotta. He tries to throw acceptance her way by dressing. I'll do it too. I'm in a dress. Robbie De Niro's in a dress in his 80s. Nobody saw this coming.

[John Holmberg]

Gives a new meaning to Raging Bull.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's our new movie, Raging Bull Die coming up anyway. The last people you'd expect to have it good for them.

[John Holmberg]

Can't wait till his Subaru commercials come out. You know he whores himself out to anything now.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, man, that would be spectacular.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, that might be the day. I just go, well, get the strychnine. It's not gonna get better than this. You know, I like to go out. I like to go out with my daughter's son. My daughter, sorry. My daughter Aaron. Drive around in the Outback Subaru, the brand new 2025 Outback safety. What do you think, Aaron? It's a good car, dad. It's a good car. And get three lesbians in it comfortably. Very comfortably. Most of the time, I'm worried about how many people fit in the trunk. Now with my. My new Lesboro. A Dinero Twink daughter. Now, the new Subaru Dinero Twink. Yep. There you go. So that's. That's your news for today. So let Moloch be your guy.

[John Holmberg]

Damn right.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. That's all you need to do the. The thing I wanted to bring. It's running like wildfire. This is something this stupid show did 20 years ago, and it's becoming crazy again. Not because of us, but this argument. Fitz used to do something like this. Based on what we started, which was insane thoughts of how many animals you could take on at once.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And now this Internet wildfire thing of how many men would it. 100 men. Could they beat a silverback gorilla? And we would have these chats now and again about. I think we had ostrich fights. And. And then Fitz did the. The zoo death match for a while. And he would. He would. He would put all of them on meth that was his. And people never once. This started on this show years ago, we used to have these conversations, silverback versus 100 men. And I didn't want to get into it, but now I have to because I've heard too many people arguing insanity. Silverback would tear 100 men apart. It would be easy for him, even if they rushed him all at once. The first line of defense is just getting decimated. If he's angry enough to fight. 100 men are not taking down one gorilla. Have you seen a gorilla? The strength of their hands. They just pop your head if they want to sweep them all away.

[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

You're not even going to take them.

[Brady Bogan]

The toughest thing is who's going to be the first 20 in because you're.

[Brett Vesely]

If you.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody. No.

[Brett Vesely]

If you remember John Riggins of the. Of the formerly Washington R words. Dude would get Larry Zonka big giant guys would. You could ride them. Three or four dudes hitting them at once. Couldn't knock them down. So all 100 coming in. That thing's gonna barrel through. If it starts running at the 100, it'll be at the end of the 100 with like a. An alley of where those guys used to be. This is the stupidest argument of all time. Now give me the argument of 100 men versus an angry large chimpanzee. You're still gonna lose most of those guys. Lose a couple, you're gonna lose some. You're gonna lose quite a few.

[Brady Bogan]

Some limbs and fingers.

[Brett Vesely]

And they can grab your arm. A chimpanzee can grab your arm and pull it off if it wants to.

[Brady Bogan]

Pretty close.

[Brett Vesely]

It's pulling it out of its socket like lickety split. Won't even break a. Like, it won't even breathe hard. That one pulled that lady's. Oh, your hands are coming. Your fingers are wrapped right. They'll squeeze your hand into pulp so I'd say you get two chimpanzees and 100 men. I just don't see it happen. It's like a Bruce lee movie. All 100 men can't fight at once. So if the chimpanzee has his wits about him, it's going to be tough to take down the hundred.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, the only way you do it is, I mean, you just have to wear him down with fatigue.

[Brett Vesely]

He ain't getting tired. Fighting men, where did our arrogance come from that we think that we've got a chance to, you know, soften up a gorilla with the first hundred he's not going to let you have. But go fight one guy that's bigger than you, get into a boxing ring with one guy that's bigger than you and see how easy it is to land a shot. It isn't.

[Brady Bogan]

Now, the guy has a gigantic mouth with fangs on it.

[Brett Vesely]

And also, by the way, could lift that De Niro Twinkmobile without any effort. Could probably with both hands. If you could talk to him and say, hey, pick up these two cars. Nothing to it. We get excited when, you know, we watch Nick Chubb or saquon Barkley squat £500. Nothing to it. So this argument is driving me crazy. The gorilla, if it knew it was in a fight, would, you know. Yeah, let's go get this guy. Put an article in the paper. It says, help me bum rush a gorilla. I need 99 friends to come to the Phoenix Zoo and settle the debate for good.

[John Holmberg]

No, I'm good.

[Brett Vesely]

I would watch that in a sec. Who's the first group? Who's the front line?

[Brady Bogan]

The first wave.

[Brett Vesely]

Now, I did bring this up to the person that brought it to me just to quiet the argument. And I said, only, and I still am betting on the gorilla. Gorilla only. If it was a hundred people with down syndrome, that's it. Because then you could get the front line of people to run at them. They're not. They're never going to be angry enough to want to fight. But you'd have to. You'd have to drug them all. And then they would. Because the only time you could talk them into getting close to the gorilla is if they were mentally incapacitated. There's no possible way. The front line of 10 sane men of a box of one ropes.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's hand to hand.

[Brett Vesely]

Hand to hand. Take down that gorilla. 100 of us. Not happening. Not happening. 100 untrained men go down to a UFC thing and try to. Try to get one of one of those guys on the ground. Ground one at a time, then bring in your buddy. Two at a time. Try to get. Try to get those guys on the ground.

[John Holmberg]

I don't.

[Brady Bogan]

And I don't know if you could choke a silver back out.

[Brett Vesely]

You can't.

[Brady Bogan]

That is so thick.

[Brett Vesely]

There's no way. You saw King Kong and took planes, multiple planes. Back when man was rational and imagined gigantic beasts and said, man, this is like a gorilla 10 times bigger. In a way. Normal warfare takes it down, it's gonna have to be multiple things. We need tons and tons of weapons and not a small amount. 100 men could take down a silverbacker. What's wrong with you people even having the debate? And the last thing I want to hear from, like, I heard it yesterday. I don't know if you got. Oh, stop it.

[John Holmberg]

Sound like Chuck Powell.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I don't know. I think maybe if you got the right group of people, 100 trained UFC fighters would not take down a silverback gorilla. Just not happening.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, Thriller, we need you to go in first.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Who's going in? Chum. You'd have to busy him up with a bunch of chum. And I'd say the first 40 are easy. And then you're right. Maybe takes a breath like, what's going on?

[Brady Bogan]

It's not like you can pile up on him because then you're.

[Brett Vesely]

He's just going to bust them open.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

It's like a cartoon. You get on top, he's just going to do that chest flex, and everybody's going fl. And you think punching a grill is going to hurt. How tough do you think you are? How do you take them down? You wrestle them to the ground. Then what it's going to look like when all those Agent Smiths got on Neo.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And he just blew them all up into the air. I don't know how this started. This show used to debate this stuff all the time.

[Brady Bogan]

What is it? Is the finishing deal like putting him down or pinning him?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Or they're just kill him.

[Brett Vesely]

Got to kill him. No way. Yeah, good luck. Because once he starts realizing, oh, they're fighting to the death. Oh, the bloodshed. Eric, the guy that used to be on this show thought he could land a punch on an ostrich once. I'm like, let's go. Let's go do that. Ostrich is going to kick your ass the second you ball your fist up and come at him with a little aggression. There is nothing. He just won't know that Ostrich is going to see you coming. And it's swing its head around. You're done trying to get to the end.

[John Holmberg]

Didn't work out too well.

[Brett Vesely]

Of course, it was all lip service. Nobody ever has the courage to follow through with this one of these days. And I want, you know, AI isn't accurate, but I want one of these days, one of these silly things to actually. All right, fine. And it'll be Irishmen. It'll be a hundred Irishmen that get them drunk and say, all right, we've got a gorilla, you guys, I think you can do it. Not only did I think I can do it, I know I can do it. And I got my friends to back me up. And the first five Conor McGregors that get split in half, and then that gorilla's sitting there going with that breathing guarantee, the next 95 are a little bit trepidatious about their next few steps. So what the argument is, there were a hundred men in a gorilla cage. You'd look around and go, we're pretty comfortable with this. Like, if he starts charging us, we'll be fine. You're out of your mind. All he'd have to do is bowling ball. He just run at you with that gorilla run. And good luck getting hold of that. If you had a football team, look, a hundred regular dudes couldn't take down Saquon Barkley in those giant legs. Professional athletes can barely get the guy to the ground. If you didn't know, without pads, that would be awful. They can't even tackle Cam Scatterboo in college, for crying out loud. And the guys, this argument, it drove me nuts. I was in the middle of it, and I'm like, I. I've sworn this off for days and I can't do it anymore. It's everywhere. There are a few animals where it would be close.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you know, you talk about the. The mental game, too, because, you know, they have to be wired to tell me they're all in the survival mode.

[Brett Vesely]

But gorilla.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I'm saying a lot of their challenging. You know, when you see that, like Jane Goodall and. Yeah, they go out there and you'll go out there with the guides and they'll go there where the gorillas are. It does that charge.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You basically curl up and you curl.

[Brett Vesely]

Up or you get that gun out.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

But if you don't have a gun, there is no logical plan.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they hold off. But I'm just saying, yeah, the fit. It would be.

[Brett Vesely]

It would be a blood. I don't it would be how you fast. I don't think you get to the.

[Brady Bogan]

First round just with your hands.

[Brett Vesely]

You don't. You absolutely don't. There's no reason to even think about it. You don't. That gorilla starts realizing he's under attack, and there's gonna be a hundred dead. 100 dead guys. And I guarantee if you're. If you do 45 through 100 standing there is the next line. Like, you got to step over all those dead people. And then the gorilla would probably pick up some of the dead people and swinging them around. I would like to see this.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd pick up his leg and club my buddy's leg that just got ripped off, right?

[Brett Vesely]

And then he would break that. He'd get that as a bet. Gorilla is not gonna. He's not gonna. There's no owies on the gorilla at the end. None. Not even though. Not a mark on them. And I say it lasts five minutes. Maybe that gorilla might be a little bit winded and confused, but I want to find 100 people that say absolutely and put them in there and go. Then do it. And let's. Let's. Let's stop having these debates. Let's actually do the. Whoever the morons are who believe this is true, line up on the left. Everyone else, all us normals, we'll buy.

[John Holmberg]

Tickets, a case of Jameson to the first guy that wants to take it on.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll give you a lifetime supply. Jameson if all 100 of you beat him. And no knives. Mexicans for the 100 of you. I know what's going on down the Maryville. That thing that's the size of their middle finger. You can't see, but it's got a point. No shivs.

[Brady Bogan]

Next week we take on an orca, right?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, it's your thing about who swims faster. Michael Phelps or a dugong. I'm like, are you kidding me?

[John Holmberg]

Jonathan nominates meathead from Prestige Billiards to take it on.

[Brett Vesely]

He's. Here's something.

[Brady Bogan]

If you had 100 meatheads, they'd be.

[Brett Vesely]

A hundred dead meatheads. A big man, little tougher tear. But a big man is still no match for a silverback. It's a big human man. We have this. This ideal of ourselves that, like, he's very big. He's a silverback gorilla, for Christ's sake. Have you seen one?

[Brady Bogan]

The Dutch giant.

[Brett Vesely]

It. I saw 90 people run from a gorilla, and it was in a cage. It charged at the cage and everybody ran like we all kind of had it in the back of our mind, I think he can get through these bars if he hits them hard enough. And they stopped putting them in those in zoos. Now they're in glass enclosures. And they say it's for us. Oh, it's better for the viewing thing. They made those things triple thick.

[Brady Bogan]

You can run a semi truck into them. And they've cracked that right before.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. And I think the gorillas started to make way with those bars a little bit. And the zookeepers were like, hey, that thing's bending it. What do we do? I don't know. Send in 99 guys and just start. Reason with it, you idiots. Chimpanzee. I'd say two 50 guys and one chimpanzee is a good fight. Have you ever seen an angry chimp? You're not running 50, Adam. He's going to get through.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, they say the strength of.

[Brett Vesely]

Ten men, the speed. That's what I'm thinking. It has less to do with the strength and the speed in which they would bounce off of you kicking your ass. They don't stand in, you know, box. You're not getting into the ring with them. There's no rules. He's ripping and tearing and screaming and jumping. You can't imagine, like, in hitting walls and doing parkour and landing on you and ripping your eyeballs out. Not even close.

[John Holmberg]

100 woman with 100 women would win. They would just talk him to death.

[Brett Vesely]

The emailers, these people. I tell you what, I'd like to watch that, though.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

It's just a trans man dominates women's sports, and we're saying, I think a human being could get in there with nope. The difference between a trans man and female sports and why we're all like, this is silly. Is tenfold a gorilla to a man's abilities. End of story. That's it. Physically, we're relying on the fact that it wouldn't know it's in a fight until it's like 20 deep. Go ahead, get in there with him and charge him. Be the bravest one.

[Brady Bogan]

Thank God that we're smart enough to know not to fight them.

[Brett Vesely]

Are we? Because we not. The Internet says we're not.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady, I haven't seen the.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, well, do you know why? Because we would. First off, someone would have to clean it up. The biggest reason that won't happen, because if I was in charge of a zoo, I'd be like, what? What are they saying? Oh, there's a hundred Irishmen outside so they can take on your gorilla okay, let's bring them in. They really want to do this? Yeah. Where's this big joint beast getting in there with it. All right, who's. Who's gonna run at him first? Because I'm gonna nickname you Operation Dead Guy. Get behind the dead guy, I say. I don't think 100 of us could take him down. Nope.

[Brady Bogan]

The Zoo just added 100 hats to their gift shop.

[Brett Vesely]

But then I get a thing. It says, hey, Mr. Zookeeper. Holmberg, do you mind not having Irishman come into the gorilla case? It's. Cleaning this up is disgusting. There's brains and Irish guts all over. It. Smells like Guinness and feces. And that's before the fight. Yeah, nobody'd want to clean it. You'd get sued for doing it in the first place, and it would be animal cruelty. For no reason at all to make the animal just. We can't even. You can't even take a walk in show low. If a. If a fox bites your kid, 20 people go out there and hunt the fox because it tastes for human flesh.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't feed it.

[John Holmberg]

Christy set this up.

[Brett Vesely]

Hey, Christy would help us out. With us. They got silverbacks out there?

[Brady Bogan]

No, man.

[Brett Vesely]

Nuts.

[Brady Bogan]

They got a baboon.

[John Holmberg]

Close enough.

[Brett Vesely]

Top of you, drunken mix. Want to hop in there with a baboon and piss it off? Go get him. You know what happened? You'd be raped by a baboon. Those things are sexual predators. They're weird. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

The one they call I call him Hugh Hefner. Or he just hangs brain right on the fence.

[Brett Vesely]

Just got no choice. That's the. Honestly, look away, cats. Pre Internet, the only thing I ever saw masturbating was a baboon. Ever my life, the Albuquerque Zoo. And my dad and I were laughing because it looks so much like John Travolta. And as we're teasing him, my dad and I are standing at the other thing. You know my dad. Look at that. Scat. A little red butt. My face is all colorful. How you guys doing? We're joking, goofing around, and he just pulls on. He starts pulling on it. I'm like, what's he doing? He's like, oh, we need to go. And he just started, you know, choking his podcast. My dad was dying, and I didn't really realize what it was because I was, like, seven. What was John Travolta doing to his pee pee? You'll figure that out in a couple years on your own. And then, probably one of my first thoughts when I first discovered my own parts. Ah. That's what that baboon was doing. I get it now. Now I get it. Oh, I'm glad I left because I don't get hit by those ropes. Anyway, it's the dumbest debate that's ever been on the Internet and that's saying something. And the arrogance of funny how it starts back up. I know, but we talked about this years ago. We would say, how many, how many men to take down that. And silverback gorilla is not even on the list. Not even stick to the good stuff. Of 100 men, how many would beat, I don't know, like an elephant in a running contest. You start getting into that stuff. And it's interesting because elephants can run really fast, but it takes a while to get going. So the distance is important. And I'd say, you know, 100 yard.

[Brady Bogan]

Dash, like a 40 yard dash.

[Brett Vesely]

All the men win. All the men. When elephants don't get going real fast. Once they get going.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And they're long, they can run forever. So you get, you get a mile. I think the elephant takes you. Giraffes, they look like they're going slow. They can go like 30 miles an hour, but they take forever to get going there. So how many of 100 men, average men, could beat a giraffe in a foot race at 200 yards? Number that. See, there's an interesting debate. Maybe one really fast one you get. It's low percentage, but I think it's possible on a straight line.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I think giraffes can run up to like 40 miles an hour.

[Brett Vesely]

30 or 35 miles an hour for sure.

[Brady Bogan]

And an elephant is 20 plus.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Miles an hour maybe.

[Brett Vesely]

And the fastest man is like 26 miles an hour. 22. Happens a lot in pro football. You start getting into those super fastest dudes at, you know, hundred, hundred meters.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And then they gas out. They can't go much further than that elephant will look at that like nothing. So you give them 150 and now you got a real fight on your hand. Or giraffe especially once they get going. I was at San Diego Zoo and I watched them start running and I'm like, gallop. It looks like they're in slow motion and you realize what kind of ground they're covering. They're flying. 100 idiot mix can beat up a goddamn gorilla. Idiots. It's that Conor McGregor swagger that they wander around with. And yeah, I'm blaming most, the Irish. I know it's not their debate, but I guarantee you the only ones keeping this alive are The Irish. You know who's not making these debates, like a reasonable amount of time in their lives? Indians. Not the feathers, the other ones. They sit there on their computers and like, what are you talking about? Oh, how many of us Indians do you think it would take to beat up a gorilla? That's nonsense. Back to your computer, please. And then you go back to work being a doctor or a computer tech. And that's why we're losing in schools. China doesn't think about this stuff. India doesn't think about this. Stu. Americans who are constantly complaining that everything's horrible sit and debate this kind of nonsense. Think this is going on in Beijing at the Gucci sweatshop. No. Not allowed to talk like this. Get smacked around.

[John Holmberg]

Get back to making them Jordans.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah. Just hurry up and load up on nike.com all the stuff that I want. I wonder if you think 100 of us Chinese could have beat 1 pound of bear. Shut up, Mankuchi.

[Brady Bogan]

They're just trying to keep friendly by feeding the macaque monkeys at these temples and stuff. Yeah, they get attacked every now and then.

[Brett Vesely]

Sometimes the macaque monkeys get a little angry and start taking down a family of seven.

[Brady Bogan]

They're strong.

[Brett Vesely]

Of course. They're. They're. They're wild animals. Have you seen them work themselves through trees? Yeah, they can pretty much fly now. I know the argument there is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. The people could fly too, as far as I understand. I've never been to the Far East. That. That's a fantasy. Although I did have an Asian neighbor right after that movie came out who used to sweep his roof a lot. And it made me nervous that that was. That they were. That that movie was. Yeah, oh, yeah. That he could start doing rooftop dancing like they did in that amazing movie. Crouching Tiger is incredible. And when they start floating across rooftops, I'm like, whoa, that would be cool. And then I'd go. What was actually my mom's neighbor. And I was staying there. Here, my mom's neighbor was this Asian guy. And after, he never saw him up on the roof. It was a two story roof or two story house. Never once was he on the roof until Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon came out. And then he was up there all the time sweeping. And I never knew.

[Brady Bogan]

Happy that it came out. So people know now, but it was. I won't be shocked when I'm up on the roof.

[Brett Vesely]

The red. That's what I thought. It's like, oh, movies tell us what's true eventually. Like eventually it's like, oh, they just. They get you used to something and then. Then you just see it every day and you're like, oh, that. I knew that from Crouching Tiger. But it was one of those red tile roofs you're not supposed to walk on. You'll break the tiles. Yeah, up there all the time.

[Toledo]

Wow.

[Brett Vesely]

Sweeping. Never understood why he had a pine tree next to his house. And he'd sweep the needles off his roof like once a week.

[Brady Bogan]

Could he walk on rice paper without tearing it?

[Brett Vesely]

He didn't need to. He could fly. I'm pretty sure he was sweeping the whole neighborhood's roofs every once in a while. If you stayed at my mom's house in the late 90s, you would hear across the roof sometimes, like. And you get up.

[John Holmberg]

It's a Christmas.

[Brett Vesely]

Roof was clean. Nobody just said the cross. Happy July. What are you doing on the roof up there? Santa sweeping. Who sweeps the roof for what reason anyway?

[Brady Bogan]

Wasn't oleanders. It was bamboo backyard.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know what he had that pine tree. Hated those pine needles. And he swept them off his. Never broke a tile. Never once up there. Oh, God damn it. I break another tile. He never broke a tile. I put up Christmas lights at my parents house once and we had to call a roofing company because you cracked so many. I'm not on those. I put one of my big dumb feet on the. Well, these things are glass. I didn't realize that.

[Brady Bogan]

And hooked in by just one nailed stack.

[Brett Vesely]

There's nothing. They just kind of stack them on each other like this. Will do. And I took a step and I broke like three. Like I didn't know you couldn't. Gotta super careful. Look next door. Not very good at that, huh? When did you get up there? I froed up a second ago. You froed it up? What? Go over and help me hang my Christmas light.

[Brady Bogan]

I turned around and asked him to help. He was gone. What happened?

[Brett Vesely]

Four houses over, sweeping. I'm over here now. How'd you get over there? Oh, I fro. I fro. He did fro. I didn't see him. He's frozen all over the neighborhood anyway. What are you gonna do? So stop it, everybody. Come up with a reasonable one. And then realize that all you're doing is whittling it down to an animal you can beat up. You weirdo. Like a hundred kids and a German shepherd. Would you ever even consider that to be an angry German shepherd and 105 year olds? I still put my money on the German massacre. It would be horrible. Just horrible visual. The German shepherd would probably get tired each bite. You think you can fight through some injuries. The second that gorilla squishes your hand, it breaks your arms. You're out of the fight. Not saying everybody'd be dead, but there'd be a lot of useless maimed people. Ah, this is two days in a row. I got emails you the hundred gorilla thing. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'm not talking about that. Here I am. Some idiot told me about it yesterday. I think we could do it. Oh, here. Oh boy. Here we go. Go. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 585-9800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD.

[Brady Bogan]

Wake up.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady Bogan]

You could put the best pads or tactical gear on, right. And they're about five times that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Short bursts of speed and agility. They're not built for long distance running, but you'd be surprised how fast they move in quick space. Their defensive instincts are their main primary role, protecting their troop when threatened. Aggression is formidable, unwavering. They have no fear. It would not likely be a significant factor in the guerrilla and if it was in its own territory. And then of course the roar. Forget about that thing. When a gorilla makes that noise. Not a lot of dudes taking steps forward.

[Brady Bogan]

It's just like that.

[Brett Vesely]

The shotgun sounds like, ah, that's gonna be my end. The science of it all says the initial onslaught, the silverback would likely charge and attack the closest individuals with overwhelming force. The chaos and casualties would quickly demoralize the group of men. In an uncoordinated attack, attempts for the men to swarm the gorilla would result in individuals being isolated and dealt with easily. The gorilla could move more quickly between targets than man could. The toll on the gorilla. The gorilla would inflict massive damage if possible would sustain injuries from desperate kicks and punches. But very unlikely. Thrown objects would be the one thing that you're not allowed to bring in weapons. Says however, these are unlikely to be immediate or incapacitating. Final result of this says over time the gorilla would be exhausted or sustained enough minor injuries to eventually succumb. However, this would likely come at the cost of high number of men. Yes, they have an eventually prevail scenario too. It says the men could severe, severely injure the gorilla with great luck in sheer numbers. It's not going to happen. Stop the argument. Stop it, Irish people. Stop it. It's insanity. Then there's the Donald Trump factory yesterday where he got off the day before. There were memes that were going around that basically said dressed up Trump as the Pope and jokes like that. And then they asked him yesterday, who's your next choice for Pope? And he goes, goes, well, my number one choice would be me. I'd like to be, I'd like to be Pope. And it was a. The meme came to life. It was a, it was a hilarious joke on the Internet. It's like he'd say something like that. I bet. Privately. No, he'd say it in a press conference. Public, very publicly. I don't know. I think it would be the best choice for Pope. I'd like. I think it would be me. I'd be great.

[John Holmberg]

He plays the me I know.

[Brett Vesely]

He plays him like a fiddle. And then said, you know, that would be my number one choice. He made it clear a couple of times. And then. But they do have a cardinal here in a little town called New York. It's doing great things, and I think that would be something we could do. I'd love to be Pope. Pope and ain't easy. Let's put the hat on. Let's see how I look in the hat. What do you say? Cover up my glorious hair? My beautiful hair. I think I could Pope. I don't know that he does much. He's a lot like Sleepy Joe. He just sits there and, you know, people talk to him. But does he understand? I don't think so.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, maybe you can get on Air Force One and head over there Tuesday for the vote.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, they asked me. They asked me Brady. They already said. They said, what's your vote? And I said, you know what? It's not my place to put that, but if I had to vote, if it was like Survivor, you would open mine up and it would say Donald. And they'd be like, we know who wrote this. We know the guy who wrote this. And then Maga would show up. I call it mapa MPGA make poping great again. And we could do it because the public touch face. We haven't had a very good pope in a long time. Last pope said the homo F word like four times. Had to get rid of him like Tom Brennaman. Can't have that Pope before that satin was shaped like a small C for about eight or nine years. Probably couldn't even see anything. I always thought he was looking for change on the floor. The guy never looked up. Made Sleepy Joe look like you sing both. That one.

[Brady Bogan]

I think he says those things because he just doesn't sleep.

[Brett Vesely]

What do you mean? The Trump, he's just like, sleep deprived, so stuff falls out of his mouth.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, the guy has. He's always awake after meeting.

[Brett Vesely]

He's always awake at any given time, and he's doing rallies and he never loses his voice.

[Brady Bogan]

Yesterday we're celebrating 100 day and at two hours.

[Brett Vesely]

And now we're in Michigan and we're screaming at the top of our lungs, and I never lose my voice. And I talk non stop all day, all night, and never. And you get on the plane and I talk some more and I go in the room, I looked at Melania and I said she wanted to talk. And we talked.

[Brady Bogan]

Jeff Bezos is waiting in the lobby.

[Brett Vesely]

Sir, let's talk. I can't wait. Yelling at Jeff will be absolutely great. What though? It's a great guy, good guy. It's making it making an error. It's an act of terror, what he's doing. That's okay. We'll throw him in jail. It's. It's crazy. But when he starts two days later becoming what the Internet joked about, you can't trump Trump. We can't even make jokes. And he won't jump on board. Like, he didn't see those memes.

[Brady Bogan]

Who knows?

[Brett Vesely]

He might have been for sure he.

[Brady Bogan]

Was going to sell.

[Brett Vesely]

He didn't see those memes. If he'd have seen those memes. He's not a hack. One thing I'll give Trump all day long is he's not a hack. If he saw comedy from someone else, that's a good one. He'd have brought it up. I saw on the Internet that people want. What he'd have done is spun it. People are evidently dressing me up in the Pope as I've seen it on the Internet. I look good in a Pope hat. He didn't see it. That was a clean, natural thought for Trump to think, why can't I be Pope? He said that to somebody.

[Brady Bogan]

So you're saying you want to leave after a hundred days, you want to throw it in and be the Pope?

[Brett Vesely]

I can do both, Brady. I can do both, Brady. Get out of here with that nuts. I said I could do both. Popping I could Pope on the weekends and then do the President thing. I mean, I said it the other day. Another thing that was just bam. It's just incredibly crazy. I said, I'm not only in charge of the United States, we charge of the world. The other day I'm watching. He says, I'm. I really am really running the world. Let's be honest. I'm in charge of the world, our economies. I'm in charge of the world. And he believes it. And he is kind of. It doesn't mean he's getting things done, but he makes people look. And that's when you're in charge. Nobody's ignoring him.

[Brady Bogan]

Everyone reacts to what you do.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. You're in charge of it. Yeah. If somebody in the building starts making. Suddenly you've become for better or Worse, the most important person in that room.

[Brady Bogan]

God, I hate what he's saying, but he's.

[Brett Vesely]

And I gotta. I gotta wander through here and just make a lot of noise because then people will look, I could be Pope. What would his. I mean, that would be awesome. If those. If you saw a dude giving homilies the way he gives speeches, a lot of people say the gay should be. And I don't know. I don't like it.

[Brady Bogan]

Church services, would you talk about dropping down? No one go. Because, you know, a lot of Catholics.

[Brett Vesely]

It'S already too long. They.

[Brady Bogan]

They look for the one service that's the shortest one. Like, oh, Father.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, Father Donald's gonna talk in Columbus.

[Brady Bogan]

At this St. Andrews church that my sister would go to. They call it the Schultz Shuffle.

[Brett Vesely]

Is any. Dude.

[Brady Bogan]

It was 20 minutes.

[Brett Vesely]

I went to a baptism once. Don't know why. Just to be nice, I guess.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Who are you?

[Brett Vesely]

It was on a Sunday in October. It was a while ago. My friends were having kids. You know, when your friends first having kids, you guys start doing stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Was it a bye week?

[Brett Vesely]

No Steelers played that night. I wouldn't have gone to Steelers run. But it was also pre direct TV and you couldn't really get all the games. But I think they were on a Monday night. So I wasn't really that worried. But I did want to watch football and get up there and they're like seven babies. I didn't know they did that. Say it's a. Yeah, it's a whole assembly line of baby dunking. And you know, they're boys and dresses and stuff. Like that's the one thing. Hunter. They hate the trans so much. But then the first thing they do is dress a baby in a gown and throw it underwater. Make it like a little.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the baptism class.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's like a beautiful induction. Beautiful little gown. You're supposed to keep the gown. That's my son's dress. I think De Niro doesn't. I don't know. Maybe shouldn't have been Catholic. That might have started that day. Anyway, I go there and the guy comes out and he goes. I just want to thank everybody for coming out today. I know it's football Sunday, so I'm going to make this snappy and we'll get everybody home as soon as possible. I'm like, this guy gets it. He didn't give. Like. I think they had a mass before. Everybody had wobbly legs. They'd in there for a couple hours with babies. They had to bring their babies so first time.

[Brady Bogan]

Usually do it at the end of the mass.

[Brett Vesely]

Brutal. I didn't go to that. I'm not going. I went to a Catholic wedding once and skipped the first hour and a half.

[John Holmberg]

You didn't miss anything.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I know.

[John Holmberg]

I wanted to kill my cousin when I went back for one.

[Brett Vesely]

Dude, Catholic weddings are. Do it pr. Don't invite people to that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, invite me to the reception. I'm cool. I'll show up, bring a gift, whatever.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I. I'm with you.

[John Holmberg]

That's just for. That's just. That's for you. At that point, you want to go. Nobody else.

[Brett Vesely]

Nobody wants to see this. It's brutal. Yeah, I went to that thing. A guy would he dunk those babies. It had to be a record. Next lamb. I've got blue. This next. And that's what I would do. I'd be like, get that baby underwater real quick. Lamb of God. Blah, blah. Go on. Next time is money. Time is money. And I've got to go do some presidenting. And I like to watch football. And it's Sunday. It's kind of a waste. We're going to move it. I'm going to move everything to Tuesdays. Nothing on Tuesdays. Maybe an occasional playoff game. But you don't. You don't have to waste your entire day. Lot of baseball. We can skip that.

[Brady Bogan]

A lot of games in other cath. Or not Catholic churches, but the non. Non denominational Christian churches, their baptism is a fully dunk. And they line up the people, too.

[Brett Vesely]

What do you mean? Aren't they all fully dunk. Dunked?

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, Catholic. You sprinkle.

[Brett Vesely]

No, you just throw water at them.

[Brady Bogan]

This one, they have a dunk tank.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Oh, the. They'll lean you back into that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Softballs.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That'd be fun.

[Brett Vesely]

That would be a better way to do it.

[Brady Bogan]

So they line them up and it's the same thing. There could be 15, 20 people.

[Brett Vesely]

I like Brett's idea. A holy water dunk tank.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And then the father rears back and throws a heater at the thing. And if he hits it, you're in heaven. If he doesn't, Sorry.

[Brady Bogan]

Move them out to the next city.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. That's how they used to do it when the Bible was written. They would do little tests like that. Like if the rocks float, this person's holy. If not, they're going to hell immediately. There was no apologizing. It was over. They'd hang you, like, on the spot. Should bring that back. If we. We keep talking about The Bible and all its importance. That's how they did it when those guys wrote it.

[Brady Bogan]

You can have a double lesson because he's throwing the stone at exactly casting the first. First.

[Brett Vesely]

And then you hit the thing and ding. You go in, and then you. And then. Oh, there's the angels. Sing his trumpets.

[John Holmberg]

I want the priest out there throwing a cutter like Mariano Rivera.

[Brett Vesely]

He's sliding him in.

[Brady Bogan]

Bring him out to some music.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, that'd be great.

[Brett Vesely]

Throw the heater, Father.

[John Holmberg]

Inner sandman. Play.

[Brett Vesely]

Father Mariano. Oh, I got Mariano. He never misses. I'm going straight to heaven.

[Brady Bogan]

They only get a couple of. They get three throws.

[Brett Vesely]

If not, you get to call them. Yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Cardinals. Cardinals.

[Brett Vesely]

Call him for the rare. Back on three. Come on, Father, you can do this. My internal damnation or what? What are we going to have here?

[Brady Bogan]

Put the priest in the cry room. So there's a phone in there.

[Brett Vesely]

Bring him up. That's right. Let's go. Let's get. Let's bring in the lefty. I got a southpaw coming in. And then he hits you, and you go in. You're like, okay, good. I'm. I'm double. Like, I have a clean soul. Otherwise, he misses, and he's going to have to. You got to do some work to get forgiven. It's a whole lot better than what I went to. Catholic ceremony. Blah, blah, blah. Get out the dunk tank. I like Brett's idea. The holy water dunk tank. Also not a bad band name. Holy water dunk tank.

[John Holmberg]

One time we went to a Christmas Eve ceremony, or, you know, the mask. Yeah. And so we show up, me, mom, and dad, and didn't realize it was a bilingual one.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, no.

[John Holmberg]

All of a sudden, they start do it in English, and then the exact same thing. And we got halfway through. My dad's like, we got both sides. Let's get the hell out of here. Oh, man, it was the worst.

[Brett Vesely]

I can't imagine even sitting through the first. The.

[John Holmberg]

The English part.

[Brett Vesely]

The English part stinks. But once the dude broke into something. I don't understand. This is. Is this the whole day?

[John Holmberg]

Hey, Pincha.

[Brett Vesely]

Jesus. You're going to hell for that one pinch. Jesus. That happens, though, on, like, construction sites. Where's my hammer? Pinch of Jesus. That's great. Yeah, but I, I. Yeah, the. That's awful. But that baptism thing should be done at people's homes. And you invite your friends. I don't know how I got invited. Why do you care if I see your kid get baptized?

[Brady Bogan]

I've Been to a couple at a house, they dunk them in the pool.

[Brett Vesely]

Why do they want you to be there? You know, unless it's family, why. Yeah, but friends. I'm not friends with your baby. I don't even know if you're a baby.

[Brady Bogan]

This is adult. Adult.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, an adult. That's different. Yeah, I would never go to an adult one. I'm probably not friends with you if you're gonna get. Get born again, cuz you've probably owed me money for a long time. The only reason you go get dunked is cuz it's essentially like moral bankruptcy. Like I can't pay any of this stuff back. I can't pay these collectors. You know what? I'll get dunked and I'll start over. You're.

[John Holmberg]

You're filing bankruptcy.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. You're filing spiritual chapter 11 at that point.

[John Holmberg]

Chris Clark said his ex wife got baptized in his. In the pastor's pool.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So they even go to like anywhere.

[Brett Vesely]

And I bet you that that born again thing isn't so popular in December.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, give me a few minutes. I gotta shock this thing.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Hey, the dog's in it.

[Brady Bogan]

You'll do that one in the church. They can at least the creepy crawlies.

[John Holmberg]

Drop it around the bottom of the pool cleaner.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know why this just registered in my head, but the last time I said I heard the phrase, you're gonna have to shock that thing was from my Scottish friend, Thomas Wells. When my friend Jim Wilson, who was Asian, came over to the house once and we were doing something by the pool. It's like fourth of July or something. And Thomas, my Scottish friend, and Jim, my Asian friend Jim brought his dog, and his dog was a golden retriever. Lab, lab. And. But the dog loved the water. He's hopping in and out of my pool. And Thomas is like, hey, you can't allow that to happen. And no more, you get that dog out of your pool. Look at this. And from the angle Thomas was sitting, he could see that the dog's hair had just. It was a lot. It was a lot. And he goes, on top of that, you got Jim in your pool. Well, Jim's not dropping hair. And he goes, you know what's going to happen to your pool? You got to shock that thing the second they go home. And I'm like, why? And he goes, first off, you got all that dog hair. Second, yellow and blue make green. I'm not kidding. I laugh. For 45 minutes, my pool was so green, the next day I Took a picture and said, I told you, I'll let you know. That dog in that gauge, you had him in there. That was ineditable. And he was right. And I'm like, oh my God. He'd said it. And Jim. Jim's just swimming around. You can't have one of those in your pool. What, a lab? No, a cation. And I looked him dead and why Thomas, Yellow and blue make green. I think that might have. I think I may have had to go clean my underpants. I laughed so hard at that. And he wasn't. That's the thing to know about the Scots. Not only are they cheap and they live in poverty even when they're wealthy in Scotland. That's not funny to them. That was. He didn't. He wasn't joking. That guy there, I've seen it. I've witnessed this. That guy there is going to mess up your pool and he's put his dinner in to swim around with him. Oh, is. I don't know why that.

[Brady Bogan]

You'll see.

[Brett Vesely]

It sparked me when you said you got a shock, that thing. I apologize for the diversion that happens here.

[Brady Bogan]

Like the next thing he's gonna be thrown in. There's noodles.

[Brett Vesely]

He wouldn't get in either. Like, get in the pool. Nope. Thomas is like 115. Not doing it. Not getting in that cesspool. It's beautiful blue for now. You'll see. And I couldn't have been more right. And that dog, almost all of him came off in my pool and hit the filter and greened it up in a day. You better shook that. That second they leave. And he was right.

[Brady Bogan]

Jordy, get out of the pool.

[Brett Vesely]

It was Jordy. That was the dog. No, it wasn't Jordy. It was Jordy. The black one.

[Brady Bogan]

Black lab.

[Brett Vesely]

No, it was the. It was the yellow one before. Yeah, there's a long time ago. But it was pretty funny. Anyway, sorry you got a shock. That just made my brain remember that story. It's hilarious. This one says, who would win in a fight, John? A poodle. Standard or miniature? I have to know that. But I would. I guess Standard are all those kids that were too dumb to run from the Tempe Tavern when the cops came. Yeah, that's true. I don't know if a group of 100 underage drinkers at the Tempe Tavern could beat up a poodle. I think they'd be. They'd just stand in line and take their beating. They're one at a time mentality. Idiots.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I. I Think you're right. You mentioned it yesterday when we're talking about it. I think a lot of those kids will probably not get in trouble.

[Brett Vesely]

What do you mean?

[Brady Bogan]

Other than the fake id? Just throw it away. Because you prove that. Did you see them with a drink in their hand?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, it doesn't matter. Like if you have a fake id, you were allowed in fake id.

[John Holmberg]

So they said that most of those kids are going to just go to like, alcohol class and it's.

[Brett Vesely]

It's going to be same thing always got at the river. Yeah, that used to happen at the river all the time. And dumb. All of us dummies would drive around. I didn't drink at the alcohol there. Well, I wasn't. And they tried to give me a thing, but I was driving like. I'm not. But you had it. Possession of alcohol. You're not supposed to have it. It was in my car.

[Brady Bogan]

Car.

[Brett Vesely]

And the cop let me loose because he's like, you're sober and you're driving these people, so I'm gonna let you go. But they're everybody. And then the car and then the girls we were with dumb asses. We were pretty dumb too. I got pulled over and he checked the car and he was. He gave me a firm talk. I was scared. I think he saw it. And I was absolutely quaking because all I was thinking about was Dan was gonna dunk me for good. Not when the baptism. Him yellow and blue would have made green because the dead body in his pool. But the. The girls we were with pulled over behind the cop to wait to see whatever. So he goes back to them. He's like. And they were drunk. One of them got a dui and the other one. Yeah, it was. And they were all 17. We were idiots.

[Brady Bogan]

What's going on?

[Brett Vesely]

I'm waving them by and they just stopped.

[Brady Bogan]

What's the matter?

[Brett Vesely]

They just pulled up right next to where I. I'm like, you gotta be kidding me. Drive. And then not two weeks later, that same gag LeBron was up at the river again and got another underage.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God.

[Brett Vesely]

They were. A couple of them were really hot. Okay.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Yeah, but I mean, they'd get blasted and then wander around the river and. Idiots. Yeah. I think I put my money on the poodle because what we heard. What we heard. 162 kids getting me idiots.

[Brady Bogan]

Idiots.

[Brett Vesely]

Idiot treatment is what it was. You get a lot of emails from people. Oh, my goodness. Not that one. Anyway, so, yeah, if you wanna. If you Want to put up the scenarios of what animal beats what? I don't know. I don't know that I can think of many zoo creatures of size that man could beat and why we go through this every once in a while on the Internet of spirit on me.

[Brady Bogan]

Can't really go a little bit smaller on the creature side. You can't be a silverback, a primate even. So you're going to take a bite. They all have pretty bad bites.

[Brett Vesely]

Just catching him is hard, let alone beating them up.

[Brady Bogan]

You know you get choked out by a prehensal tail with that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I don't it half of size, a decent size zoo creature. I don't really put a lot on the people unless it's like a dumb animal that just stands there and takes its beating and even still like a hippo. Well good lord people. I think you get 100 Irish people to think that they could take down a hippo and just the carnage would be horrifying. Horrifying.

[Brady Bogan]

Four lions can't take down a hippo.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. But 100 Irishmen probably think they could. Idiots. Anyway, bird at 7:16. What do you got on the big board of musical treats?

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

ActionRide shop.com people are emailing me by the way about my generator from the tractor supply. Yeah, evidently I was caught up in some sort of tariff thing. So it's on its way. But tariffs have slowed this down however.

[John Holmberg]

Hey Byron, I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns, Brett.

[Brett Vesely]

I sure do.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Vesely]

Holmberg's morning sickness My generator drama cost me 13 bucks. It'll be here. Brady is having his three year generator issue hopefully resolved today from that guy that hates Brady and treats him like a child.

[John Holmberg]

What's the fanduel odds on that?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I think he'll get it today. But it isn't because Brady put the heat on on him. I think it's because the guy finally got the generator back. After a slew of lies of saying he knew where it was, he finally did get the generator back and said all right you baby, here you go. And the worst part of this story, if you don't know, Brady loaned his generator to a guy who loaned it to someone else under the guise of a business plan that she had to do parties with it that were she was going to make like money every weekend. And Brady said nothing about, you know, the financial benefits of issues. She had such a glorious game plan. Go buy your own goddamn generator. So Brady's friend and this lady lied to Brady about some children's party. Need for a generator. And they were cooking meth in an RV in the desert with Brady's generator. I'm sure. Test this. And it's covered in meth dust. But for years it was just on at some stranger's house. You loaned it to a guy. He. He committed the ultimate man sin of taking something loaned to him and loaning it to someone else. Right? And then, you know, ignored your calls. Booby, calm down. I'll tell you what. I'll get your generator back. And also, how about a hundred dollar gift card over there at Ocean44? All right, but I better see that. I better get that. Hey, Booby, when I ever steer you.

[Brady Bogan]

Wrong, it also says. Says all the things I've done for you. You're getting worked up on this.

[Brett Vesely]

Really?

[Brady Bogan]

Like where?

[John Holmberg]

What do you do for you?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, what do you do for you? There you go. That's all I need to hear.

[John Holmberg]

You know, the worst part is that.

[Brady Bogan]

And he has. I mean, not. Not saying, but that's not part of the.

[Brett Vesely]

Did you get worked up with him or is it because of us? Did we get worked up for you? You know, because you didn't yell at him? You weren't giving them any heat.

[Brady Bogan]

Heat, no.

[Brett Vesely]

Where?

[Brady Bogan]

He would say, the generator. Yeah, can I get it? And he, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

But he said the worked up thing because of what's been going on here.

[Brady Bogan]

Probably.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Because you aren't calling them up, going, all right, ass face, One or two things gonna happen. Either I see my generator, you lay down, because that's where I'm gonna put you.

[Brady Bogan]

If it's gone, that's one thing. Or just buy the generator or where's my generator?

[Brett Vesely]

But he threw back a. All of this. And you're gonna give me this.

[Brady Bogan]

Kind of do things for you.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, but you don't keep them for years or give them to other people. It's an easy answer.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it's. It's apples and oranges.

[Brett Vesely]

It doesn't matter. See, I. I disagree with it. Apples and oranges. Because those are both fruits. You can compare them. It's apples and generators. He loans you apples, you expect him to, you know, not eat every apple? You loan him a generator, you're loaning what? You didn't loan it to anybody. He knows that's yours. He broke guy code.

[John Holmberg]

How long did he have it for?

[Brett Vesely]

Three years.

[John Holmberg]

Three years. You know, the worst part of the story is. And when Brady said, we're getting the generator back today, he has to go pick it up from the Guy.

[Brett Vesely]

And that's what I was getting to. Yeah. Dude wouldn't even drop it off. Decency.

[John Holmberg]

Come on. The very least the guy could do.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm having a better time with this Tractor Supply scam in my generator because at least I recognize what's going on. If Tractor Supply called me and said, meet me in an alley, I'll have you generator like, oh, boy, here we go. No, you drop that generator off. And while I'm at work, you drop it off right next to my car in my parking lot. Driving to you.

[Brady Bogan]

So I got a text this morning because I'm going over there after the show. How far in Scottsdale?

[Brett Vesely]

Here's what he's going to do. He's going to make lemonade. Brady's going to Trevor's or someplace he likes. He's going to go to a place for lunch. Where's your lunch?

[Brady Bogan]

Don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, you do know you're going to. Are you going?

[Brady Bogan]

He says, I'll. I'll take you to lunch.

[John Holmberg]

Brady's paying.

[Brett Vesely]

You better take him to Nobu or something.

[Brady Bogan]

But he goes, if you can meet tomorrow, it would be better for me, but if you just want to pick it up, I'll put it in the front of my garage.

[John Holmberg]

No, you bring it here.

[Brett Vesely]

Where you go? You got plans today? Too busy. You're driving around, not going to be home. He won't even see you.

[Brady Bogan]

He goes, if you can do it tomorrow.

[Brett Vesely]

He won't even see you today. He's ducking you again.

[Brady Bogan]

The problem is, if. I mean, I go over there and get it today, I leave it out in the front of the. I don't think I can pick it up solo.

[Brett Vesely]

They're not that heavy. You can pick it up. So.

[Brady Bogan]

Not this one.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know. Well, it's got handles. You, first off, shouldn't be worried about picking it up solo.

[John Holmberg]

It should be dropped off to you at your doorstep.

[Brett Vesely]

Thank you, Brett. You're driving to Scottsdale? The dude's not even gonna be home. I don't know. Leave it in a garage, you'll figure it out. No, you call him back today and go, no, Today was our agreed upon day. You're taking me to lunch if I say. And you're putting this in the back of my car? Car. If I'm driving to you. Hey, you know what would be better for you? How dare this guy. You know what works out better for me and this scam I created? What works out better for you, Brady, is to text back, you know no, that doesn't work for me. What works better for me is you take the generator you stole from me and you drop it off at my work. We'll be mad for you, Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll say. Bring it to the station tomorrow.

[Brett Vesely]

Tomorrow? He's out and about today. Too busy to even see you today on. While you're running your errands there, pop on over here to 1150 Second street, not far from Scottsdale. Put it by the black jeep. What would be better for me is. Oh really? Let's not inconvenience you. This guy, this guy, this guy.

[John Holmberg]

This dude lives in Scottsdale. Can't afford to buy his own generator.

[Brett Vesely]

He didn't need it. He gave it to someone else else.

[John Holmberg]

This guy after my own heart. The one that you got there, Ms.

[Brett Vesely]

Joe Gross says won't even drop it off. Who the F is this guy? What a prick. It's Geico. We're mad at this guy, Brady. You deserve a public apology for him even making you. Why don't you come to my house and pick it up? Did he tell you that? Come on over and pick this up.

[Brady Bogan]

You want to pick it up at my house?

[Brett Vesely]

No. How dare you. You drop that off at my convenience. Does it still work?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, sure.

[John Holmberg]

To be seen.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I guess you're right. I'm not sure.

[Brett Vesely]

Three years.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, working like a champ for three years.

[John Holmberg]

It probably needs a rebuild by now.

[Brett Vesely]

The engines probably burned out which is why that lady gave it back. Back? You can give your mark his generator back. I. This one ain't working no more. That's nerve, man.

[John Holmberg]

The balls.

[Brett Vesely]

The balls on this guy. I borrowed your lawnmower three years ago. It's in my yard. You want it? There it is.

[John Holmberg]

I want you mow the lawn while you're there picking.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll tell you what, why don't you take a couple of friends I don't know, initials B and J. You and me. That's you and me.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, got it.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know if he was following along with the. We'll go help you out in his garage. Garage. And maybe we'll find a couple things we like.

[Brady Bogan]

There's some nice items in there.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, let's go for a couple years.

[John Holmberg]

It's fine.

[Brett Vesely]

He doesn't even have the. The decency to go. Hi, Brady, how are you? Sorry about this. Face to face. Need help getting this in your car? I'll leave it in the front of my garage. You pick it up. Jerk ass. I'm gonna bring some hard pipe hitting over to pick up the generator. If you don't mind, we're gonna go through your stuff. Half. Yeah. Brett and I'll go over there with you. Go through his garage.

[John Holmberg]

Has he done anything for you?

[Brady Bogan]

Like taking you to like a five Kobe Stakes?

[Brett Vesely]

He's got steaks in his garage.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You got your smoker, too.

[Brett Vesely]

He's not going to miss a few of those.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Has he done anything for you? Like taking you golfing or anything or.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's taking me to lunch.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. This guy Casey's right. He's like, are you kidding me, Brady? It's 7:23 in the morning. Morning. The guy's already telling you he's too busy today to help you out. It's true.

[Brady Bogan]

In other words. Yeah, well, something else, like. Oh, I'm gonna do this today.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm gonna do something else.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God. This is. Yeah, I said. Having Brady pick up his generator is the same as picking up your wife from her boyfriend's house after a sleepover. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Brady, it's a trap. All the cops on here are gonna be nailing you for stealing a generator from this guy's driveway.

[Brett Vesely]

And he's really not gonna have to give it back. Sting. It is a sting thing. This guy's got a set of brass ones.

[John Holmberg]

David said you should take a big dump on his garage floor when you pick that generator up.

[Brett Vesely]

Not necessarily in favor of that, but if he chose to do it, I'd laugh.

[Brady Bogan]

Good on that epoxy floor, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

He's got a nice place.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Did you ever meet the lady who actually used the generator? No. This is terrible. All the way through. Yeah. He should just give you the money. Money? The wear and tear of three years of generator use. Just you keep it. And you venmo me. Brand new generator money. This is ridiculous.

[John Holmberg]

And not one from Tractor Supply.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I can get your generator. Cost 13 bucks. But that's my deal. I got a deal. Only I get that. That's my deal. Yeah. That's terrible. What a butthole. Brett, I don't think we like this guy. No.

[Brady Bogan]

He'S a good guy.

[John Holmberg]

Is he balls, man.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's pretty ball ballsy. He may be a little disappointing. That's wildly disappointing. Come pick it up at my house. It's the worst. Like you said, a decent guy, a good guy would be like. I am so sorry. Let me get this. I've got to get this back to Brady. This isn't. How about tomorrow? Today's no good for me. It's seven in the morning. I already got my day mapped out and it doesn't include you.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

What's another day without a generator, you jackass? It's the principle of it all, Luke.

[John Holmberg]

@ icon just text. He said they finance. So if you need a new generator.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, if you want a new generation, I mean. Luke, Luke.

[Brady Bogan]

It's good to know.

[Brett Vesely]

Gives great deals, but I mean, $13. I mean, mine's all caught up in the Suez Canal with this tariff nonsense. But it's on its way. I have confirmation it's a comment. Yeah, 13 and a little change. No big deal. I got that thing. I mean, I had to get a new credit card right after I. But there's something happened with fraud. But it's no big deal. Like, the generator's on the way. Man, oh man. All right. Just. It's a little disappointing, Brady, but I'd like to go with you to his house in Scottsdale. Help you remove some things from his garage.

[John Holmberg]

The ghouls would like to help you.

[Brett Vesely]

Take the whole crew over.

[Brady Bogan]

Got an amazing Nike collection.

[Brett Vesely]

Does he?

[John Holmberg]

There you go, John.

[Brett Vesely]

In the garage?

[Brady Bogan]

No, that's in the house.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, maybe I'll slip in there accidental because I got to use the bathroom. Bathroom? Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll give out the address. Here it is.

[Brett Vesely]

I just hand it out. So maybe that's why he kept it for three years. He took Brady to lunch and wanted to get some sort of reparations for paying that bill. Is that true? Did you take him deep enough? I spent $4,000 on you at lunch once. Well, come on. Kirby hadn't eaten for a couple hours and had to bring food to her. That's a bad story. Anyway, that guy needs to. He may be a nice person, he may be a good businessman, but he screwed you blue on this one. And he needs to be better about just general human behavior. Will be your evil mean conscience, Brady. We'll handle this jackass. Have you called him a jerk or anything yet? You're being a jerk. Have you?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you're a jerk. Did you do that, being a jag dog?

[Brett Vesely]

That's not. That's. That's like an eight year old.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I would say jerk.

[Brett Vesely]

What'd you call him? Did you get heated a little with him once at all.

[Brady Bogan]

A little one of the exchange. Because you know. Know like he's coming from like what I've done for you. How can you. Like what.

[John Holmberg]

What has he done for you?

[Brett Vesely]

What's he done for you? That would. That would require him to. Not that to destroy man code this way.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not saying you shouldn't be. What? You shouldn't be so worked up about.

[Brett Vesely]

I want my stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

And, you know, it's like, look, you're gonna get it back.

[Brett Vesely]

Am I right?

[Brady Bogan]

3. You know, it's like almost a presidential on this.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, then get me. I'm not the one worked up. Why are you so protective? He didn't have it. He didn't have that generator. He's been scrambling.

[Brady Bogan]

Been a little gap there.

[Brett Vesely]

He's been scrambling to try to find this thing and contact that lady he loaned it to. That's why he's stalling you.

[Brady Bogan]

It was in her Verda loo. She's a gypsy.

[Brett Vesely]

Wander around the moon to a children's party with your gentle. Is the. Is the. Are the odds of it not being the same generator high?

[Brady Bogan]

No, it looks like the.

[Brett Vesely]

You think it's the same one?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's probably going to be. No gas in it either.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's. Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I hope. Huge move. No, I don't want any gas.

[Brett Vesely]

No, you do want gas. God damn it. Yeah. Yes, you do. That's like giving a. You. You fill that thing up on the way back. Or at least give me 5 or 6 gallons just for fun.

[Brady Bogan]

It might be empty. They just went on a camping trip. No, I'm just kidding.

[Brett Vesely]

If it's empty and he says he did that for you, why? Didn't want to have to lift such a heavy machine. We're taking it to the station right now. Fill her up, Jag dog. Take that.

[John Holmberg]

I almost want to go with them just to see this.

[Brett Vesely]

How did you get away with that one, Jim? On, dog. You should be beat, Jag dog. That's terrible. It's like learning to cuss. Word. Little kids say that you.

[Brady Bogan]

Jack dog.

[Brett Vesely]

What's he saying? Is he all right? I think he's having a little stroke, but. Munch. All right. We don't like this guy. Brady, I'm glad you're getting here. The generator. Talk for me? Yeah. What has he done for you? Who says that? What's the what? Here's what I've done for you. That requires that I don't need to respect you.

[John Holmberg]

The thing is, it's three years. It's not like three days or three weeks. Even. Three months if I say it to you.

[Brett Vesely]

Brad, look. Yes. You were kind enough to loan me that three years ago, and I've never given it back. But think of all the things I've done for years. You like Evan. Give Me my generator back. Okay, that's fine. Give me my.

[John Holmberg]

We're paid in full here, pal.

[Brett Vesely]

Do you owe him money?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, because he would have said you give me the money back and would have held it hostage. Yeah, he's just saying I've been better to you than you've been to me. And now you're being mean about the thing I stole from you. That's a mob move. Has he done anything substantial for you?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I was doing business with him.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, so you were paying him.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Well, wait a minute. That's even worse.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. So he got money off of you and that's what he was doing for you. My oughta bring him in here, buddy. Let's have a talk with him. We're going to Judge Judy this thing right down into the. You may get a couple generators in that freezer full of wagyu over at your house. So he's in North Scottsdale. Got a fridge full of wagyu steak. Your generator. How big is that truck we got picking up that generator? Let's take one of the station vehicles, watches.

[Brady Bogan]

Unbelievable high powered rifles.

[John Holmberg]

Geez, that's three years worth.

[Brett Vesely]

We're good.

[Brady Bogan]

He's an arms dealer. He Is that true?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh my God. Leave your generator there. This guy's trouble. Anyway. Sorry.

[John Holmberg]

Radius of charging for the hours used on the generator.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what we tried to get. The money the lady made give me a cut of the money she made off of my generator and she couldn't get 600 bucks. Anyway, that guy owes you gas. Did you give it to him with a tank of gas in it?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, so he can return. You remember this though?

[Brady Bogan]

Brand new.

[Brett Vesely]

Never like in the box.

[Brady Bogan]

I never used it.

[Brett Vesely]

And he was at the house and he goes, I could use one of these.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I actually got them.

[Brett Vesely]

Two.

[Brady Bogan]

Two generators. Why the person needed this? He's like, hey, anyway, where's the second one? I got that back.

[John Holmberg]

What many generators you got?

[Brady Bogan]

I. It wasn't my generator. It was another buddy of mine, people's generator.

[Brett Vesely]

You were doing the same thing he did.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, and I got his generator.

[Brett Vesely]

You loaned a loan generator out? Because what's going on with these people?

[Brady Bogan]

Originally he needed two generators for this event vent.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

So.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. And I had another buddy, he's like, oh yeah, you can use my generator. I go, well, I gotta. I've got my generator.

[Brett Vesely]

So the friend loaned his generator, not you?

[Brady Bogan]

Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, so two different separate people were aware.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I got the friend involved with.

[Brett Vesely]

He said, can I? You said, can I borrow your generator.

[Brady Bogan]

One of my generators, if you want.

[Brett Vesely]

I need a second generator. Can I take yours? And that neighbor said, sure, I'm going to loan. And you told him, I'm loaning it to someone else.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And he gave that one me to back.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes, I got. I made sure I got that one back. You know.

[Brett Vesely]

How did you do that without getting your.

[Brady Bogan]

Because she then the person only needed.

[Brett Vesely]

One generator, so you allowed her to keep your.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I go. Give me. I got. You know, she still needed a generator, so she still. Well, as far as I know, he's like. He likes to continue on. She'll rent the generator to you. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

She never paid your penny. Yeah, but you never got. And you never met her. You never got any money. But the agreement was she will pay you for this.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

You know, Sun Belt Rentals is right up there in Scottsdale. You can rent one at Home Depot. You can buy one at Home Depot.

[Brett Vesely]

They were doing something illegal. Yeah, the serial numbers are going to be scraped off something anyway. And we don't know this lady either. You've never met her?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Do you want to meet a little.

[Brady Bogan]

Bit kind of Jag dog?

[Brett Vesely]

You're a female jag dog, which they call a Jag bee. Yeah. We got to get you. You got to be the first person on my justice on the Spectrum show. Have those autistic judges that breaks guy code. I agree. Brady's the good guy. I think maybe we should probably. We get physical with this gentleman. Yes. Justice on the Spectrum with Brady Bogan. Well, anyway, we don't like that guy. After all I done for you, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

Unbelievable.

[Brett Vesely]

You give me. You give me guff over the generator I rented from you and never paid you back for and kept for three years. Unbelievable the disrespect I feel from you. Yeah. Jack dog. Dog. You're saying I'm being a jack dog. I like that word. I'm gonna start saying that. People. Humans. All right. Sorry. Got distracted. My generator story is being trumped by that one.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you can loan it to this guy, then.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Hey, you want to borrow my generator, you can come pick it up. I think it's in the Suez Canal.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll get it back for you.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, no, I trust that, too. Yeah. You're a real go getter. Your ambition was getting stuff back as unmatched, matched. That's true. Go right ahead.

[John Holmberg]

All right. On the list, Velvet Revolver, AC dc, Chevelle, Exodus Corn, Van Halen, Pantera, Two Iron Maiden. Suggestions from two different people for Moloch and what else we got, Slayer? And considering the talk we're going through, I mean, the Moloch ones are solid.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, great.

[John Holmberg]

But considering the talk we're going through. Skid rows, monkey business.

[Brett Vesely]

Probably, yes. No, that's not quite monkey business. It is. This says don't let Brady go to this alone. This guy sounds like a scumbag. And he's gonna punk sweet Brady since he's non confrontational and kind. Send Brett with him. Brett's a big greasy Italian. What are you doing? He'll keep the peace just by standing there. You should have Brett go with you. Put the tracksuit on and have Moloch peeking out of the top.

[Brady Bogan]

Just the Moloch?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Just the word Moloch. How you doing? It's a nice garage you got here. Yeah. Brett will end up making friends with him and they'll be stealing generators like crazy.

[Brady Bogan]

He's taking pictures with his cell phone.

[Brett Vesely]

I like your work here. I like this house. I like what I see.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, Brady, I want to borrow your car. I'll bring it back in two years.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Hey, can I. There you go. Can I make a run to the QT real quick? I got a friend who needs a ride. I'm going to let them drive your car if you don't mind. That's the thing. It's not like it's something that's hard to get. Generators you can rent. Something was going on with us. You don't know.

[John Holmberg]

As a psychiatrist, this guy sounds like a textbook narcissist.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Bad news, Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh yeah? Yes. The fact that he won't confront you and at least say, here's your generator. It'll be in my garage. You get it? No, Jack dog. You drive it to me or I'll. You'll be a double Jag dog. My book.

[Brady Bogan]

And a lot of it is on, you know I'm responsible for it. Oh, somewhat.

[John Holmberg]

Talking about an abused wife. What are you doing?

[Brett Vesely]

This is bad. This is you just as far as.

[Brady Bogan]

Not going after it. You know I let time go by.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure. You let a lot of time pass.

[Brady Bogan]

That could have been. But Brady contacted him earlier. Like, are they done with generator, whatever. And every now and then still using it.

[John Holmberg]

But we've been talking about this for a year.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. And for a year he said, I'll get it back. Back to you.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

So you didn't let time pass. He did. And then you said, give it back. And he said, I got it. I got it. I got. Oh, sure. You can let time go. He did too. Yep. As the borrower. Yeah. Sometimes interest on. Sometimes you loan something to somebody and they forget. They're like, oh, Jesus, God, I'm sorry. Here you go. They run back and get it. I don't. Here, this is yours.

[John Holmberg]

People want to know if you're going to test it before you. You back in your car, fire it.

[Brett Vesely]

Up right there at his thing, make sure it works. Are you really going over there?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I mean, if. But I got to figure out if.

[Brett Vesely]

Tomorrow, if he's not busy tomorrow, and.

[Brady Bogan]

If he pushes it off tomorrow.

[Brett Vesely]

If he pushes it off tomorrow, like, yeah, you're going to hit him with a triple Jag dog by the end of the week if this keeps up. Always going to feel the pain of that. No, Brady, this guy, I get on the horn with him right now. No, tomorrow's not good. Today. Today. And you meet me.

[John Holmberg]

This is where I'm gonna be.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. This is ridiculous. And then watch him blow up at you. And then you'll come back and go, I probably deserve that. I was being a bit of a Jag dog anyway. And I might have changed my mind about that Hundred Men versus the gorilla thing because this dude by himself has the balls to maybe take down a silverback. What a jerk.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll put him on the team.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, he's out there for sure. Either way, it's going to be interesting. Skid row for that silly Internet conversation. It's 98 KUPD. It's out of control now. It's John Holbert here for the amazing people at the Core Institute. Twenty years ago, the Core Institute began and it's a better way of caring for people. And there are a lot of people who are coping with pain in their bodies every day. The Core Institute specializes in helping the pain disappear. And I speak from experience. Here I am now living pain free and enjoying all the things I absolutely love to do. So if you're living in pain, you don't have to anymore. The Core Institute has been here for 20 years and they're going to be here for a lot longer than that. And you can stop living with pain and start saying yes to all the things you love to do. Go to the core institute.com are you looking for your next career opportunity? Interested in a position at one of the most state of the art steel mills in the world? CMC is hiring immediately. At CMC Steel Arizona in Mesa, open positions include electrical engineers, automation specialists, industrial electricians and industrial mechanics. Join the next generation of steel makers.

[Toledo]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

Brady needs one of those. Protect his stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, go in there, act that up. Last opportunity, Brady. If you'd like to bring this guy in, we can have our very first episode of justice on the spectrum. Because I'm pretty much, I'm technically on the spectrum. I could be the very first spectrum judge. Or if any listeners have a kid with down syndrome, you'd like to come in and adjudicate this. We'd love that. If you'd like to invite him in, put him through. Holr Court will fairly settle this because I have not heard his side and he may. He may say something really stupid. And plus, it sounds like that listener was right and he's a narcissist. And those are usually very funny people. Very entertaining, charming individuals. That's how they get people rucked. Let's bring them in. Let's have him come down. No, don't want it.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe that's a no to know. Plus, we can't trust him if we did schedule him to come in at a certain time. Ah, today's not good for me. What about the 18th of June?

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Anyway.

[Toledo]

What'S he need to get a couple more weeks of rent out of.

[Brett Vesely]

The generator before he's got to.

[Brady Bogan]

Got that contract's not up yet.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, the contract of him renting it out to other people.

[Toledo]

I spoke too soon.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I mean, he's not under oath, so he's going to. It would be nice to have a guy with like a. Put him under oath, but he probably wouldn't tell us truth anyway. How much money he made renting out your generator. Oh, boy. Brady, when I get my generator from tractor supply on this. Amazing. And my tractor too, whenever that shows up. I did win the tractor, by the way. So far I haven't asked me for any delivery fees from that.

[John Holmberg]

Check your card. Maybe they just, you know, tied it to your card.

[Brett Vesely]

You know what? I had to get a new one. You know what I should probably do is call the people that did that or at least contact them, say, hey, I've got a new card. It's no longer. Here's my new one. It's on file. Oh, thank you. Anyway, well, we're all rooting for you, Brady. Hopefully you don't get in any fist fights calling him a jag dog. Winston emailed and said, does Brady need me to go in there and stand with him. That would be great. Win. Win's a big dude. Wins a. You know.

[Toledo]

And he would just have him stand behind you. Like my bodyguard.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Wins like 62285. Hey. Stand behind there. But the problem is, Winston, the guy doesn't even take the time to be there for Brady. He just needs you to help him lift a generator.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. That's all it would be.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

The guy's gone.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm not answering the door for your dumbass. And you brought a Negro. You're crazy. Scottsdale, you son of a bitch. I'm not opening the door for that. That scares me to death for that. He wouldn't. You're going to answer the door for just Brady. If Brady brings a hat heavy of color to this gated community, BR's going to jail.

[Toledo]

Wind shows up like he did for the keg return. Yeah, he's out.

[Brett Vesely]

Last thing you need is Brady and a black guy opening up a garage in Scottdale and swiping a generator. You think you're both going down when I'm going to save you from yourself on this one? Don't go over to Scottsdale with Brady and start swiping stuff out of this guy's garage. It's a bad idea. I love you too.

[Brady Bogan]

That's not gonna work out.

[Brett Vesely]

No. That's not gonna be good for anyone. Because Brady, when the cops come, trust me, Brady's gonna take that pudgy little index finger and point it directly at you. That guy was him. Anyway, it's time for the Brady Report. Let's get Brady's mind off of this getting rooked by a shyster. The Brady Report is brought to you by all Pro Shade Concepts. And Shady times are on the way. High 90s shady times times. Race. Throwing some shade.

[Brady Bogan]

Love that shady.

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady Bogan]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world.

[Brett Vesely]

Hi.

[Brady Bogan]

Happy National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day.

[Brett Vesely]

Do it.

[Toledo]

Lost our home dot org.

[Brett Vesely]

Do it, do it, do it.

[John Holmberg]

We might be doing it and you.

[Brett Vesely]

Got stuff going on. You're adopting a stray. This is a beautiful thing.

[Toledo]

Stray Dobie.

[Brett Vesely]

Brett's doing it before it goes to the shelter, right? Yeah, probably somebody's gonna dump it at the shelter. And he's like, nope. Brett to the rescue.

[Toledo]

That's not the old one I saw. Is it like a 10 year old?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, no.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Toledo]

I'd get that guy.

[Brett Vesely]

That's great. Good.

[Brady Bogan]

A couple of basis fun facts. The first book that included photographs was published in 1843 and it was about algae.

[Brett Vesely]

Algae.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow. They took pictures of algae in old cameras. How long did that dude set up to snap one of those firebomb cameras at algae?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And then it comes out black and white. The point of algae in black and white.

[John Holmberg]

I never got that guy never got laid.

[Brett Vesely]

No, he didn't. He had that kick ass. Oh, I guarantee you the first couple times he used that thing was for naked laying. Yeah, yeah. There's ladies just sitting in their cabins in 1842.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

But all of a sudden, outside the window you, well, what the hell was that? Guy running away with a box that's smoking. Some guy standing outside with some weird box and he's under a curtain. Ignore him. That's just old man McGillicuddy's just helping us with the.

[Toledo]

Well, think about how much we sign away right now. Like back then, if you'd had to tell him beforehand. All right, there's going to be an explosion.

[Brett Vesely]

Everybody brace yourselves. I'm going to take your picture. Brace yourselves. Here it comes. I'm getting under the thing. There you go. I hope everybody enjoyed the photograph. It'll be ready in 1904. Give me, give me four months to develop that.

[Brady Bogan]

The number 187 became connected to murder because section 187 of the California penal code legally defines murder.

[Brett Vesely]

So 18709.

[Toledo]

Because colors I. I believe had that.

[Brett Vesely]

18709 because Snoop Dogg had it in a couple.

[Toledo]

Well, that. In the song. Yeah, but I remember.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, did they bring it up in colors?

[Toledo]

They brought the code out.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. To us whites. Yeah. Because it was already known because that's the dude who wrote it already knew. This is what we. 187. 187. He performed a 187 on an officer of the law.

[Toledo]

That's seven degrees past halfway, right?

[Brett Vesely]

That's a lot. Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

That's horrible.

[Brett Vesely]

It's like turning around and then adding 7 degrees to it. And that's evident criminal activity.

[John Holmberg]

We have a garbage truck driver in Scottsdale. Said he'd pick it up for you.

[Brett Vesely]

Just.

[John Holmberg]

He'll go.

[Brett Vesely]

Nothing better than waste management showing up at your door asking for a couple items. Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

Bring the arms down.

[Brett Vesely]

So I understand you got my French generator. Your garage will be pretty nice if you, you know, help me load that up in a trash truck. Right now. Why don't you get closer to the back of that truck? After all I done for you.

[Brady Bogan]

Pumpkin beer dates back to the early colonists in the US who didn't have enough grains available to make normal, be normal, normal beer. So they used a cheapest substitute possible at the time.

[Brett Vesely]

Pumpkin seeds. Same thing they do when they feed hippos at that zoo you go to. It's inexpensive. And hippos tend to love the pumpkin. Pumpkin. I still find that to be hysterical.

[Toledo]

Is it a hippo or a rhino? It's a baby rhino, wasn't it?

[Brett Vesely]

Was it a rhino? No. You're watching hippos, they get pumpkins, everything. Cost him a penny and it's like 14 pounds of food. Brady's sitting in there doing that medicine ball swing from hip to shoulder to chuck it into a hippo's mouth. There you go. Here's your natural food hippopotamus. You know how you love to root around in pumpkin patches? That thing opened wide. Grunts Right?

[Brady Bogan]

Wasn't that one of the quotes from Brady?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that was the rhino.

[Brett Vesely]

That was the rhino. Was that when the rhino. Oh, you gave it dog treats for teeth.

[Brady Bogan]

No, they're just. They call them greenies, but they're like alfalfa hay. But it's compressed into these little pellets. They're big pellets. And you.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you chuck it into that lip.

[Brady Bogan]

And it just clamps your hand. Wow.

[Brett Vesely]

He'S got some power.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, really wet. Okay. I mean, I'm wet or I'm wearing Depends, but.

[Toledo]

You got a courtesy laugh.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, really? The old down syndrome guy. Fun.

[Brady Bogan]

There we go. That was a good one there.

[Brett Vesely]

You sound so happy. This was back when you had your generator.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, things were rolling.

[Brett Vesely]

Things were great. Still not sure what that we don't know. That was him trying to manipulate pumpkin into another thing's mouth. Sloth won't eat the whole thing in one bite.

[Toledo]

If it were human, you'd be on trial right now.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. Were you heaving great pumpkins at animals that don't eat pumpkin? Yes, I did. Would you want to do it right now?

[Brady Bogan]

I could probably do this all day. I know.

[Brett Vesely]

Me and the hot zoo lady were chucking pumpkins at wild animals, and I'm pretty good there.

[Brady Bogan]

We're two weeks away from Mother's Day day, and if you haven't thought about a gift for mom, the mom in your life, all you have to do is this. Give her a day off.

[Brett Vesely]

It's Sunday. If she's working, you're all in trouble.

[Brady Bogan]

Every year, moms are asked what they want for Mother's Day, and they're always hinting the same stuff. A nap. To be lazy off, family away. Just want my own.

[Brett Vesely]

Leave us alone. I don't want to do anything with you. All right, you got it.

[Brady Bogan]

94% of moms say they'd like to have more sleep. Half of the mom said they would just give me a nap.

[Brett Vesely]

Do it yourself.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what we're gonna do? See how that works? Then on Mother's Day, you know what? We're gonna let you have a nap. We're gonna happy Mother's Day.

[Brett Vesely]

We're gonna go out without you. Stay home. Yeah. That is a trap. I just don't want anything. That's what all women say. I don't want anything. I'm fine. You don't want anything? Nope. Not at all. All right, let's try that on first. Remember, I tried that years ago? I don't want anything. So I didn't get her anything. And everybody said I was a jerk. I'm like, I asked her, and she said she wanted you didn't realize she was just lying. It's a trap. Well, then speak up. Ask me what I want. I'll have a list to you in five minutes, and it's going to be long. I can't get you all this. It's a trap.

[Brady Bogan]

They. We got another survey. 38% of the people say they hate even being asked to help a friend or family member move.

[Brett Vesely]

Nobody's 38.

[Brady Bogan]

38.

[Brett Vesely]

88. That's even like, yeah, 88% is. Is where I would start saying that survey makes. Nobody wants to help you move. Nobody's looking forward to that.

[John Holmberg]

The worst is I went to a buddy's house, help him move, and he wanted me to help him pack, too. I'm like, nope, I don't pack. I got nothing to do with that part of it. Call me when you're Ready?

[Brett Vesely]

That's Brady's generator guy. You ask somebody to help you move that stuff better be pretty packed up.

[Brady Bogan]

So here's the point on that. If you. If they ask you to move and you agree to it, or if you're the person asking.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Friends to help, I say make sure you at least are feeding them or paying them.

[John Holmberg]

It's a given.

[Brady Bogan]

But a lot of people.

[Brett Vesely]

There are people who don't buy the.

[John Holmberg]

Pizza and beer and everything else. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Take you to dinner at one point.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. The guy. I hope the guy that has my generator moves.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm storing some of his stuff at my house. He's gonna give me a call and then I can. And then I can finish moving his thing. Things not quite done yet.

[Toledo]

Has he called yet? Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

He called and said today wasn't good for him. I hold.

[Brady Bogan]

I.

[Brett Vesely]

He said to empty the truck. He needs it for something else. So I just put everything back in my garage. Hey, Brady. I need help moving on Saturday, but I'm out of town. So why don't you move all my stuff and grab a couple things nice out of your garage and. And. And give them to me. I can't do that after all I done for you.

[Brady Bogan]

If you've ever worked through your lunch break, you're not alone. It's not just an American thing. A recent study in Australia found 80% of workers do it sometimes. And most said it has a negative effect on your mental health. It's easy to do if you got a deadline or if you're in the middle of a project. So that's why setting a lunch alarm might be a good idea.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

An expert in workplace psychology talked about why working through lunch is a bad habit to get into. She says we, we think that not taking breaks is making us more productive. But the trade off is we're not giving our brains a chance to rest. And over a long. Over the long haul, it actually makes you less productive.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I got a feeling. There's a certain type of person, that physical shape of a person that needs a lunch alarm. And you'd think it would be like, you know, don't you finish that. It isn't you, Ralphie. You'd be the one that I guarantee doesn't need a lunch alarm. You have an internal clock. Somebody who is, you know, I have.

[Brady Bogan]

A built in lunch alarm.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. You have double lunch.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You've had second lunch alarm.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You're not missing a lunch. We gotta go get lunch pretty soon. I think a certain physical shape would be the one you're like, oh, my God, this string bean's gonna have to have a lunch alarm.

[Brady Bogan]

So she says setting a lunch alarm can encourage you to take that lunch break more often. Just don't hit the snooze like 12 times like you do waking up.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll tell you exactly how you fix a lunch alarm, Brady. Here's how you look for a guy like Brady, and when he gets up and walks away and disappears, it's lunchtime. When his desk is empty, everybody can go get lunch. Now. You can bury your face in that computer all you want. When the Brady's of your office are gone, it's lunchtime.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a bizarre new beauty trend. See, Ravi? It's taking hold in Asia with one business in Thailand saying they've received over 500 requests a day for the treatment. People are getting their knees, armpits, bright pink circle on their shoulder tops. Yeah, it's a tattooing that it's. It does. It's not permanent.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

It eventually fades and then they re up and again. It is strange. It makes him feel beautiful.

[Brett Vesely]

For Asians, like being polka dotted.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

So they're being told that. Yeah, just put this spot on you.

[Brett Vesely]

And you'll feel beautiful on your knees and shoulders.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, the. The tattoo or kneecaps. This girl has it on her underneath the armpits and then on the tops of the shoulders.

[Brett Vesely]

And it's made of nothing special that would like. It's not ecstasy or something. That is in the pink if you.

[Brady Bogan]

Want to get it done in gotta be Thailand. 4,000 Baht. About 120 bucks.

[Brett Vesely]

There you go. Next time you're there, Toledo, poke it out yourself and feel great. Finally. Have some confidence.

[Toledo]

Brady needs that for his generator.

[Brett Vesely]

By the way, I just got the first algae pictures you talked about.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And that same guy did the very first videotape or like three. Yeah. It was a jellyfish asking for its generator back. Thanks. Scott Haynes. Scott Haynes, everybody. Scott Haynes. Hey, funny listener. Knock that one out of the arc. See, I walked him in that, though. I did pretty good with his information. I played that off well.

[Brady Bogan]

A new AI powered test is able to diagnose arthritis with a 98.1% accuracy.

[Brett Vesely]

That's pretty amazing before you have it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It can diagnose the osteoarthritis in rheumatoid arthritis.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I needed back in the day because the thing I had that caused four surgeries later was evidently starting when I was like 17. It's a growth disorder and they could have recognized now, could they have fixed it?

[Brady Bogan]

And what's the amazing thing is it only requires a small sample of joint fluid. Researchers say this technology with a fast diagnosis could become a valuable tool in health care.

[Brett Vesely]

Because my shoulder bones, bones were bigger than the joints. That's what caused all my stuff. So over time, I was going to get arthritis faster. That's why I had to get my shoulders replaced. So I wonder, had that technology existed for people who deal with that, if they could have fixed it, if they could, they couldn't have done anything really. I don't think. Probably just told me not to knock off all the silly stuff I did. I was going to wear out faster. I wouldn't have done that, right?

[Toledo]

No, nobody would have.

[Brady Bogan]

The American government just admitted that the US Navy lost a expensive jet. It slipped off a moving aircraft carrier last week.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Saw this.

[Brady Bogan]

The jet was worth 60 million. 60 to 70 million.

[John Holmberg]

Don't forget it.

[Toledo]

Lost the tractor too.

[Brady Bogan]

It was an FA18 super horn tractor.

[Toledo]

Fall off of that tractor that pulls the jet out.

[Brett Vesely]

That was my tractor. That's what. So there's a delay on bringing me my tractor again. Damn it.

[Toledo]

Not tariffs for you.

[Brett Vesely]

No, that. Well, it was military based. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I was rolled off the US Service, Harry S. Truman. After the ship came under fire from Houthi rebels in Yemen.

[Brett Vesely]

The Houthis were getting them. So wait, the Houthis were shooting at our aircraft carrier?

[Toledo]

That I heard is they had to make a hard right turn.

[Brett Vesely]

And we didn't just light those up for that.

[Toledo]

Through the plane, off the. Off the boat is what I heard.

[Brett Vesely]

Dave. What is Brady the captain of that thing. They owe us 60 million.

[John Holmberg]

That isn't Vin Diesel. You don't turn those aircraft cars on a dime.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, come on, they got you. We've got planes on it, I guess, right?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You fire a couple of those in the air and you take these rebels out and then you bill them for 60 million. Why do we have a plane in neutral?

[Toledo]

Or that.

[John Holmberg]

Who forgot the E brake?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, who forgot old lady pilot there it was.

[John Holmberg]

Or that.

[Toledo]

Brett, turn off your headphones. That zip gun that they have on those things.

[Brady Bogan]

One sailor suffered minor injuries.

[Brett Vesely]

We don't have 360 degrees of power on an aircraft carrier.

[Toledo]

I would think so.

[Brett Vesely]

You think so too. What do we need to turn around for? You shoot at me, I'm looking you dead in the eye. I'm like, that was dumb. I got 40 planes on this thing. Yeah, sure. We just dropped one because we weren't Expecting Houthi Rebels. But watch this. This. I mean, that would just be a series of explosions. I'm not even calling it in. All right, boys, rally the planes. You saw where it came from.

[Brady Bogan]

Light them up for 60 million or 70 million. For that, you think they'd have a parking brake?

[Brett Vesely]

That's what we said. It's the girl pilot. I forgot to. Forgot the break.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks, Amelia.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. What if it. What if we go down and look for it and it lands on Amelia's plane?

[John Holmberg]

Plane?

[Toledo]

It was fate.

[Brett Vesely]

Houthi Rebels sitting there. What a set of b. Is your guy a Houthi Rebel? What a set of balls. Brady, Watch this. That's an aircraft carrier. Don't shoot at that. No. Watch this. He's funny. No, it's not. Oh, boy.

[John Holmberg]

Here we go.

[Brady Bogan]

Power boat.

[Brett Vesely]

What were you thinking? Look, the plane is rolling. Oh, my God. It rolled right into the wall. We got one. I think we got. And then it's turning. Yeah. I told you not to shoot at it. You're an idiot. Should we run? Yeah. What are we, kids in Tempe? We're not gonna stick around for this?

[Brady Bogan]

All right, I got some radio videos.

[Toledo]

Here's the tattoo if you want to see it.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, there's people getting tattoos on their knees.

[Brady Bogan]

That's all it is.

[Brett Vesely]

Coloring in your knees. Bright pink. Look like you. You know what? You're gonna be more popular at school. He's that red. Yeah.

[Toledo]

You're depending on where you go to school.

[Brett Vesely]

Asu, she has.

[John Holmberg]

Imagine her at the Tempe Tavern.

[Brett Vesely]

She's never done a lot of.

[Toledo]

She's never carted.

[Brett Vesely]

No. This girl has never climbed or done any legwork at all. Those were very doughy legs.

[Toledo]

They were.

[Brett Vesely]

And that's just to make her feel pretty.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Huh.

[John Holmberg]

That didn't work.

[Brett Vesely]

No. A leg looks worse. Worse.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, first Brillo video. It's a little morning breakfast of slump lock.

[Brett Vesely]

Guy's eating some cement, taking bites of a slump. He is biting into what appears to be a real slump lock. The way it dusts after.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Makes me think, oh, he's put a little Frank's hot sauce on. He puts that on everything. He is. He put a little spot sauce on it. This dude's eating a slump box. And that looks legitimate. That's not like a movie slump. Plus, it's in a cruddy country, so, you know they don't have money to make real life looking foam.

[Toledo]

Right. I'll order 10 extra slump block if he gets the job done.

[Brett Vesely]

If I could get the guy from Turf Monsters in the backyard to do some of the work and then go, hey, by the way, do any of you guys eat these? Because I'll give you some extra. Holy smokes. That's impressive for. I don't know why.

[Brady Bogan]

We got another rugby Oklahoma drill. Square off. No pads.

[Brett Vesely]

They're just running face to face.

[Toledo]

That's a rugby field.

[Brett Vesely]

Here they come. Oh, oh. Face to face. One guy's doing his gang signs. Got a little tua tunga violoa gang sign action.

[Brady Bogan]

It's little kids, too, coming out there.

[Toledo]

Oh, don't lower your head.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's throwing some Crenshaw Mafia.

[Brett Vesely]

He has some Crenshaw gang signs, man. Man, you get. You get hit so hard, you turn into a retarded crip. Your gang signs go up and you just lay on the ground.

[Brady Bogan]

We got another fight.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

That ends pretty quick.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. A couple guys in the street. One guy flips the other guy over his back, punch to the side, stomach. Oh, the guy gets up off the ground. He's got him. One's in a squat, One's trying to get him in the guard, but he can't quite roll him back up. We're back up on our feet, dude. Spent over. Oh, now we're behind a tree. It's hard to see behind a tree. And we're coming back. Oh, a car just came and killed them both. A car just came and killed them both.

[Brady Bogan]

No, just.

[Toledo]

Oh, just one guy.

[Brett Vesely]

Was he winning or losing?

[Toledo]

That's this.

[Brett Vesely]

The guy in the green shirt. So it's the. It's the domino.

[Toledo]

Yeah, the dominant one.

[Brett Vesely]

Although I gotta say, the dude that's down underneath, he recovers a couple of times, but then he holds him there. He can't see the car coming, but it most definitely is coming. And fight's over due to a technicality. We have a champion.

[Toledo]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

Last one's a play. You see this?

[Brett Vesely]

This is great.

[Brady Bogan]

It is amazing.

[John Holmberg]

Still playing. I didn't.

[Brett Vesely]

Japanese baseball. Dalton Varsho.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he's been Japanese.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it is.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it is. You're still center fielder. Falls down. Dalton Varsho on the run back and then catches it behind his back. It is an unbelievable ground. Dalton Varsho played for the Diamondbacks for a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you gotta tip your cap to that.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's the best catch Savannah Bonanza in years. It is. Yeah. It's a long drive to center. Here's a deep drive by Castellanos, the center fielder, and, oh, he makes an amazing catch. He's used to being on his face with his ass in the air like a typical. But what a great grab.

[John Holmberg]

Even the pitcher's like, what the.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I mean, that's. That is. That's maybe the best catch ever. I just like the Bren. I miss Brennaman calling. I've said some terrible things. There's a deep drive. The greatest catch of all time. I'm a man of faith. Dalton Varsha. Man, I gotta tell you, Brady, you gotta get your generator back from that.

[Toledo]

How would you handle it, Tommy?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I'd go over there and I'd have a few words with him, that's for sure. First of all, I'd go, hey, listen, I loan that to you in good faith.

[John Holmberg]

Where's this guy live again?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, what's his address? Oh, I tell you where he lives. He lives out there in the city.

[Toledo]

Just want to make sure that boy.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady, I would be. This is not how we were raised in Ohio.

[Toledo]

That's not the Buckeye way.

[Brett Vesely]

Not the Buckeye way at all. Toledo is right. I don't use this word often, Brady, but you're acting like a.

[Toledo]

It's also not the fraternity way.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right.

[Toledo]

Whatever fraternity.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna put Beta Theta PI. There it is.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm gonna put a line across my erect penis. And you're gonna do it like a man. Like we used to in Ohio.

[Toledo]

Of each other's penis.

[Brett Vesely]

Exactly. Like a couple of. From city.

[Brady Bogan]

Brennaman Pipeline.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right.

[Toledo]

She want to make sure that word ended in OT or er.

[Brett Vesely]

Ot.

[Toledo]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

I had to quickly do some spelling.

[Brady Bogan]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Brett Vesely]

Boy, oh, boy. This guy here. Anyway, that's the best catch I've ever watched in baseball. It's not the best route.

[Toledo]

Not the best.

[Brett Vesely]

It isn't how you're coached to do it, but, man, it's pretty amazing. It's worth watching. It would make baseball great if you had to have your back turned to everything, if that would be an interesting thing to do in baseball, and I love baseball. But as the pitch is thrown, the defense is all turned away.

[Toledo]

Oh, that's Savannah Banana style.

[Brett Vesely]

That's just dangerous is what it is. But the whole infield and outfield, infield too, facing the other direction, the only person facing the ball is the catcher because that would be boring. Keep getting hit in the back, but everybody's got their back turned. And if you hear the ball click.

[Brady Bogan]

You turn around off of that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, man. That would make baseball kickoff rules loads more interesting.

[Toledo]

Turn them around, too.

[Brett Vesely]

Everybody turns around, eyes closed. And then if you hear, you get to turn around and hope.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you see it, you get those.

[Brett Vesely]

That's exactly what Dalton Varsho just did. It just fell in his glove.

[Toledo]

You get those softball face masks.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you got to cover up your full face masks have to happen. And the cups would have to be extraordinary. I'd watch it. Yep.

[Toledo]

Took another one off the abdomen.

[Brett Vesely]

I'd watch a game of backwards baseball. I'd put my infield way deep. The pitcher can see the new rules.

[Toledo]

You can't go too deep.

[Brett Vesely]

You can't. How about this? You know, because anybody on the infield grass inside the dirt can face the battery.

[Toledo]

Okay. There you go.

[Brett Vesely]

Anyone. Anyone passed that, you have to turn around.

[Toledo]

So if third baseman creeps up, he can.

[Brett Vesely]

He can turn around if he's on the grass. But second, his feet are on the dirt. He's got to face the wall.

[Brady Bogan]

You're going to see some in the Reds win at 28 to 27, right? Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what people complain about with baseball. The ball's running all over. Awesome. There'd be a lot less home runs. Guys would be trying to hit it instead of these upswings to try to knock it out. What are they trying to get out of the yard for?

[Toledo]

They're sending in their major league quarter quotes. Nice catch, Haze. Don't ever have to do it again.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep. Game. Later, Ricky. Anyway. Sorry, Brett. What do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right, we're. We're mild today, so.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Toledo]

You always say that.

[Brett Vesely]

We need that.

[John Holmberg]

We are.

[Brett Vesely]

I love the idea of backwards baseball. All right, Brett, we got a black and white or night surveillance night. But here comes a car through a wall and. Oh, the guy shoots out of the car that hit the wall.

[Brady Bogan]

Was a car. A motorcycle.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that a motorcycle? He's just.

[John Holmberg]

And he's.

[Brett Vesely]

How's he doing?

[Toledo]

Not good.

[Brett Vesely]

The dogs are barking.

[John Holmberg]

Good night.

[Brett Vesely]

He. Oh, he goes. He goes. He goes. I don't know what that is.

[John Holmberg]

I think it's a bike.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's a bike.

[Toledo]

It's a bike, too.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it is a bike. Okay, I see it's it. And he hits this. This wall and goes over it and is laying in somebody's cruddy front yard.

[John Holmberg]

That's a.

[Toledo]

That's a rod iron fence on top of it.

[Brett Vesely]

And he's not wearing a hat. Helmet at all. And then he just kind of goes out. You think that's the end of him? I think so. Those are the last few moves of a man not gonna make it wow. Thanks for sharing. And, God, there's cameras in a lot of.

[John Holmberg]

Careful. You step.

[Brett Vesely]

This is. You step. All right. He's climbing a ladder and going over a fence, and whoa. He hits an electrical line. Down he goes. I would have done the same thing. I didn't see the Elect. I didn't see the line. I didn't see it at all. Wow. Like, it's not the one we're looking at. It's something. Oh, that just explodes a guy.

[Toledo]

Is that a metal ladder, too? Is that what I think?

[John Holmberg]

I think he's on top of one of those Conex boxes or something, which is metal anyway.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it looks an awful lot like.

[John Holmberg]

A rail car or something. Look at that, doesn't it?

[Toledo]

Oh, it is a rail car.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it is. Wow. I thought it looked like the walls outside of bin Laden's compound.

[Toledo]

Going along with the country.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought maybe if the pan. If the camera panned left, you'd have seen our old Blackhawk down. Down. That Blackhawk that was sitting in there that crashed. Yeah. No, no, not Mogadishu. The one that crashed in Osama's backyard. Yeah, yeah, the compound. They left it there. You know, that isn't. You know, if you went to Google Maps and found Obama or Osama's. Obama's compound. Oops. That's right. I'm with you guys. We all know who. The real Obama bin Laden.

[John Holmberg]

You knew. He's a proud boy.

[Brett Vesely]

No, but you know, if you went over and Google Maps snapped that. That. You hit that. That helicopter is still there. There's no way they've moved that. We need to go to that. We need to go up.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna charge an admission to check.

[Brett Vesely]

To go tour through it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

No way. That thing isn't. Because we burned it up. And I don't think anybody's. I don't think any Doug Hopkins of Islamabad have gone through and cleaned that place up and resold it. I don't think they have a lot of hgtv. Afghanistan. I hope.

[Toledo]

Hope there's a Doug Hopkins.

[Brett Vesely]

I hope there's a Chip and Joanna. Oh, what a buy here. Now, this is.

[Toledo]

This is where Detroit couple that does it and.

[Brett Vesely]

And you walk through and the room where his head blew up. It's like, we gotta get some new carpet in this one.

[John Holmberg]

I'll list it.

[Toledo]

I'd like.

[Brett Vesely]

List it or love it.

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Love it or list it. David comes in and he tries to get you to move, but Hildy comes in and she tries to get you to stay with her incredible design.

[Brady Bogan]

She's got to be 80 now.

[Brett Vesely]

She's out of it. She's got a new. We got a new girl.

[Toledo]

Oh, really?

[Brett Vesely]

On, love it or listen.

[Toledo]

He's still there.

[Brett Vesely]

He is still there. Some new chick does it with him.

[John Holmberg]

All right, here. Here's a fight. Looks like somewhere Toledo visits on his summer vacation.

[Brett Vesely]

Man. Guys is getting plunked in the back of the head. With what?

[Brady Bogan]

Brick to the head.

[Brett Vesely]

Brick. They got loads of bricks just laying around in this country. Oh, yeah, I get at the ready. I don't think these were. These were workers. Oh, we're on. We've got a. Like a two story ledger and king of the roof fighting on top of a garage. Garage. Oh, wow, he's down. That was a double mom, wasn't it?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

It was a man. That was rude. I don't know. Look, look.

[Toledo]

The one on the left.

[Brett Vesely]

That's.

[Toledo]

That's grandma.

[Brett Vesely]

It is a woman in capri pants.

[John Holmberg]

Or trying to break it up too.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that's why I say it's mom. Mom settle in between her two brothers.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's three boys.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't even know.

[Toledo]

No, that was mom.

[Brett Vesely]

Honestly thought it was the same guy in mirrors. I thought it was Bruce Lee in that. In that mirror room. I think it is. I think it's mom. I think it's mom trying to break up the brick fight between.

[Toledo]

By the way.

[Brett Vesely]

Between two identical twins. By the way.

[Toledo]

You nailed it. That is 100 Thailand. Is it that language? Yeah, that is 100 Thailand.

[Brett Vesely]

And they killed their mother in the brick fight. Mom went down and. Well, on a happy note, I think I'm laughing because I called them identical twins. No question in my mind that if I was in that country, I'd be like, look at all the twins. How do you have just rogue bricks laying everywhere? And then an argument happens like, well, this is easy. Good stuff, you two. My favorite twin. Stop it. But you have to take all your heat. Brick. Were they building a second story on that thing with those bricks?

[Brady Bogan]

I think that was finished.

[Brett Vesely]

He just left some supplies. Yeah, maybe they're up there cleaning up after the crew. And they were going to call and threaten the register of contractors if they didn't come back and pick up this mess. This thing has to pass inspection. I'm sure they have strict inspections in that country.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah, the OSHA of Thailand.

[Brett Vesely]

All those lean tos get a green tag.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I seen some pretty incredible architecture.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a palm front, not supported. Lots of of that by what? Any stick you find. Oh, I gotta find a new stick. The palm fronts are coming down.

[Toledo]

Palm tree log cabanas.

[Brett Vesely]

Palm tree log cabanas.

[Toledo]

What do you. I mean if you knock down a palm tree. That's a lot you use.

[Brett Vesely]

They use that as like a couple of them.

[Toledo]

That's like cabanas like on the beach.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's like Thai Lincoln logs. Yeah, no kidding. Oh, it is cool. Brady's right. I still never want to go there. They'll kill their mother for free. Bricks.

[Toledo]

You weren't wrong earlier when you talked about the monkeys outside the temple.

[Brett Vesely]

They're everywhere. They are everywhere. I got no interest.

[Toledo]

You just want to go to the ones that have the small monkeys.

[Brett Vesely]

The reason I don't want to go to some of those countries is because the way the people talk so annoying thing it sounds like a motorcycle trying.

[Toledo]

To start go to the markets and they know about 10 English words if.

[Brett Vesely]

They'Re good at business they know more.

[Toledo]

Than some of them are lower prices.

[Brady Bogan]

Price.

[Brett Vesely]

And a couple. Come on, come on, come on.

[Brady Bogan]

For you.

[Toledo]

For you.

[Brett Vesely]

For you. Only for. Only for you. For you. But after all I done for you. It looked good. It looked good. But good you have come here. Uhoh. I'm going to end up with a Fendi purse spelled with an R. Well, it'll be Fendo. Yeah, Fendo. Is this your twin brother? Oh, racist bastard. He and my twin. But you just got rocky. Is that your triplet? Now you're pushing it. But yes, my mother and my mom. No, that's not your twin brother. That's my mom. But she look like my twin brother. We are all. I won't say it. There you go. That's your Brady report everybody. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98k you Peter. Are you looking for your next career opportunity? Interested in a position at one of the most state of the art steel mills in the world. CMC is hiring immediately at CMC Steel Arizona in Mesa. Open positions with a $5,000 sign on bonus include automation specialists, industrial electricians and industrial mechanics. Join the next generation of steel makers.

[Toledo]

And help keep our electrical operators and.

[Brett Vesely]

Machinery running smoothly here at CMC Steel Arizona in Mesa. To get started started. Visit jobs.cmc.com CMC is an equal opportunity employer. Hey, what's up? It's Mo and my friends at the University of Advancing Technology has been ranked the number one best college for computer science for not one but two years in a row. Which makes total sense because UAT are always on the lookout for those who don't just embrace technology, they live it. From advancing computer science and robotics to cyber security, gaming and artificial intelligence, UAT is where innovation thrives lives. So if you're ready to lead the next tech revolution, visit uat.edu mo and don't just study tech, live it. It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness. And it's time once again for this week's pick of the litter, brought to you by our friends at Turf monsters. Go to turfmonstersaz.com they help us out at Lost Our home pet rescue. We appreciate them greatly. This week's Peck of the litter is a project. It's Jep. He's a special project for that special someone. Jep is one of my projects. Let's get him a forever home. They'll waive the fees. Right now it's this week. Pick of the litter. It's Jeff. Check it out. Lost our home.org 98kupd.com I'm getting people emailing me now saying that Brittney Griner's about to get in trouble for gambling. I can't find anything on it, but I'm very interested in it. But I'm getting all this stuff saying Brittney Griner's about to get in trouble, like three in a row just so somebody. Somebody's getting somebody's alerts went off. And that scares me because we've got listeners that get WNBA alerts. I can't find it anywhere but this one. The last one said she's about to get Pete Rosed, man. Is that right? She's about to get Pete Rosed. Investigation on her possibly betting on WNBA games she played in.

[John Holmberg]

I'll run down to Katie KB and see what their sources are.

[Brett Vesely]

Bottom line is even a WNB NBA player, that's the safest place to look like you're shaving points because there's absolutely nobody that looks like they're really on fire at any point. Oh, she just missed the rim completely. Is she shaving points? No, no, no. They all do that. Every one of them misses the rim completely at least twice a game. They must be shaving points. It's only 55 to 40 and the over under was 18. No, they're not. They're. No, she's just terrible. She just threw the ball out of bounds to no one. I think they're shaving. No, the only thing these ladies shave is their chin. They're not shaving points in wnba. I, I would have. I would actually be on Brittany Griner's side on this one. Like, guys, come on. We're saying her play was subpar and it legitimately believe that she might be manipulating gambling lines. I mean, if that's true, they're all going to jail. If subpar play means that they're screwing up ventures, Vegas, lock them up. But I think we give the ladies the benefit of the doubt in this one and just say it's girls basketball. They're unintentionally shaving points. They. Come on. There's nothing. Nothing going on in that game that's intentional.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you think her average rebounds were last season?

[Brett Vesely]

Last year she didn't have her like 4 or 5.6.6. Yeah, she didn't have like a huge year. She's 11ft tall and she's a girl. But I think she might have gotten hurt a little bit too. But still she was. Bottom line is she's not shaving points. We'll see. And said it's all over Twitter right now. Or x. Jeremy just told me it's interesting if that comes out to be true, I want to meet the eagle eye that found that one and said no way.

[Brady Bogan]

She's shaving but not points, man.

[Brett Vesely]

She normally hits that shot. Said no one about the WNBA players. That's a shot she never misses. Said no one ever. The only thing that I could say would be WNBA manipulation of Vegas odds is that Angel Reese and she sees the over under on rebounds a game and she gets under the rim and misses four or five of her own shots and collects her own rebound. She pads her own stats. Sophie Cunningham and I talked about that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

She goes. She gets a lot of rebounds because she misses her own shots a lot. She cleans up her own messes.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm like, I'm at least eight of her own shots per game.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Yeah. She gets 10 rebounds a game. Two legitimately. And the other eight are usually her clanking it off the bottom of rim trail. I think she's nearsighted, to be honest. I think she needs to get go to Dr. Jay Schwartz. Angel, because you somehow or another managed to clank some. You're. You're the only one down there. You're smashing into the bottom of the rim a lot. Yeah. I have got to meet the guy who looked at a WNBA game and said this one's not legit. These ladies are manipulating the points. Like, I wish they had that kind of control. Then it would be a fun sport. You go back and watch Asia.

[Brady Bogan]

It is easier to keep it under 47.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. Well, when the over. Under 47, you got to work hard to be the under. So, I mean, you. In order to shave points in the wnba, you would just have to heave the ball out of bounds like a pitcher. What's she doing? And no one would still. Even then, no one would be like, I don't know. They. Sometimes they just do stuff like that.

[Brady Bogan]

Can't say anything.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you can't call them out. They'll. The poor dudes who have to call national WNBA games. And trust me, I hate Watch it. Girls will miss everything. Wide open shots and uncontested off the mark. It's the worst. They'll say, shot goes off, off the mark. If a. If, you know, let's say Gary Payton Jr. Who's not even like a huge star in the NFL NBA, fires up a shot and misses everything. Whoa. Airball and an uncontested shot. Oh, he's going to be. Oh, his teammates are going to kill him for that. The crowd's allowed to boot.

[Brady Bogan]

No, there's one that. The only one I've seen that like. It was just last night I saw some highlights.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

I think they were Caitlin Clark, the passing.

[Brett Vesely]

She's crisp.

[Brady Bogan]

Three point.

[Brett Vesely]

She's crisp. She's good. There's like four or five good ones. Yeah, on the whole, the product, Clark's terrible. There's like four or five good players. Caitlin Clark's one of them. But if Caitlin Clark clanks one off the rim or Caitlin Clark starts throwing it out of bounds now we can start talking about point shaving. Brittney Griner has terrible fundamentals. So her dropping a ball or kicking it out of bounds, she's clumsy, she's slow, she's eight feet tall, and she's only getting six boards a night. If anything, she should be manipulating, rebounding. So we'll keep our eyes open on this. This guy says, nice try, P. Diddy. You just almost got me to Google Britney Griner shaving. Yeah, don't. Don't do that. I'll just print it.

[John Holmberg]

Don't worry about it.

[Brett Vesely]

I didn't mean that. And I've already done the work for you. I put in Britney Griner sha. I'm like, what? Nope. And I put in point shaving.

[Brady Bogan]

So, yeah, whoever that better for the MVP this year. It's a plus 5,000.

[Brett Vesely]

So she's not gonna go. Don't worry about that. And then I got this email. It says, good morning, Mr. Holmberg. My name is Alan Hendricks and I'm 25 years old and I have to thank you. Because of you I feel like I have achieved something in life at a youngish age. You are young. You're 25. That's young. Embrace it doesn't last forever, you know that. 25. I'm originally from El Paso. Oh, you got out of there. You are doing good things. And our family moved down to Maricopa. Oh Jesus. They found a worse place. Still an upgrade because of a job transfer in Phoenix. I know I hated both areas. Like you, I've recently bought a house here in show low, got a good job and I couldn't be happier. I thank you because you motivated me to not stay in one place and go work my ass off and get good money and use it well. I love waking up hearing you guys still in my own home home with a new puppy. And I'm attaching a picture of my boy. Keep killing. Great looking dog. Alan Hendricks. Happy solo resident. Well Alan, I don't know why or how I motivated you into becoming a better person. But you know what? I'm not surprised.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know how he's a happy solo resident.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that is it. All the mess.

[Brady Bogan]

But still out of the three, El Paso.

[Brett Vesely]

Has some beautiful views. I'm giving it to show I'm giving it to Sholo. It's not a close fight but it doesn't mean that you've won. Uh oh. Somebody says no credible evidence of Britney gambling. Anyway, Alan, I want to thank you for that email. That's very nice. I need to know what exactly it is that made me motivate a 25 year old person to leave Maricopa. That was stronger than just the scent of Maricopa. I think any rational human being down in Maricopa goes outside and takes some air in they're like I gotta get the out of Maricopa. Like when Trey and Boys in the Hood came back and the helicopter had gone over, he just witnessed all that comes back. I got to get the out of LA and Brandy had to calm him down cuz he was losing his mind, remember?

[John Holmberg]

And then she gave him the scans.

[Brett Vesely]

Man, they finally got them skiing. I don't know how Allan brought this to but Allan, you remind me of Trey Styles from Boys and the Hood. You got sick of Maricopa and your girl Brandy and you moved up to Sholo and she finally gave you them skins you nice work. But yeah, I need to know more of that. How in the world. What did I say that made you email me and say if it wasn't for you, I'd still live in Maricopa. I mean, I'm really appreciative of the credit, but I. At 25, he bought his own house in Sholo.

[John Holmberg]

Good for him.

[Brett Vesely]

And he'd made enough money in Maricopa to do it. You're going to make a killing in Sholo because clearly you are a drug dealer. And why are you avoiding big cities so much? A kid your age with this kind of ambition, you should live in Phoenix for a little while. Nobody your age works hard. I met like three people. The waitress at the Rah Rah room. I've never seen anybody work harder than her. Kinsey. She was amazing. Work ethic. My friend's son just got a job in Houston. Houston. He's 24. His kid's got a work ethic. There aren't many. Those are the only people that are young that I know that are actually like, Jesus, you're, you're so ambitious. Otherwise they're just waiting for an uncle to die or some sort of will to kick in. They're on the phone with JG Wentworth every day going, I think I'm gonna get something. Keep me on standby.

[Brady Bogan]

He might have gotten blown out in Maricopa when they closed the office barn.

[Brett Vesely]

That could be started. An office barn up in show. Yeah. Either way, congratulations on your new house and your new puppy and your life and show. And I'll tell you this, as a former show low part time resident, watch out for the bees, man, those things are huge out there. I stayed inside sometimes because a, a bee was like the hornets. Oh, no, those are those carpenter ones. These hornets are. They'd fly by and you'd see their heads move to look at you. They're that big. Big. They slowly. And then I go in the house. I gotta get the. Out of show low. They're like little tarantula killers. They were the size. They were the size of a, of a mouse, of a computer mouse. And they'd go in your tree and you'd hear your tree going like, oh, that thing's a didgeridoo. And it's going to come to life and then wind. And then, and then, and then the one would come out and it would crawl out with both its arms. You'd hear him hoist his body out of the thing and it would start to fly. And the first few inches of it flying, gravity was winning. It had to work real hard. I'm huge now. And it would go by and it's back in hanging because it's too heavy. Filled with venom, I suppose. And then it would fly by Brett and you'd see it and it would go. It would look at you, man. What's going on? You're on your Porsche.

[John Holmberg]

What are you looking at?

[Brett Vesely]

If I sting you, it's gonna kill you.

[John Holmberg]

Those trees that do that are scary horses. Josh and I from action went up and rode Brown's ranch one time.

[Brett Vesely]

I ain't going anywhere near that. I don't ride my bike in the desert from right now until about second week of June because the bees.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, they're out now, but now the.

[Brett Vesely]

Bees here, they're normal sized bees up there. I don't know what's going on.

[John Holmberg]

So it's meth beast juicing.

[Brett Vesely]

It's like an epidural hanging off the back of that thing. You can see the stinger. It's massive. So enjoy show low. But you get stung, they'll paralyze you for the rest of your. Your life.

[Brady Bogan]

They sting you with a tent steak.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. What was that? Got. They're building a little steak. Takes a team of them to shove it down in. I met a guy at a breakfast place in Sholo and I bumped into him. Half native American, half not. And he bumps into me, go, excuse me. I'm like, I'm sorry about that. He goes, ah, the chair don't fit through these old buildings. And I said, sorry about that. And he goes, I got paralyzed a while back. Back. And I'm. I don't. He's talking to me. I'm like, how? And he goes, b hit me in the back. Stung me right in the back. When he show bees, I can't walk. I'm like, oh, my God. And then they named their high school is named after him. I think it. I don't even think they did it in honor. I think it. They did it because the bees made them. Everything's named after the show Low yellow jackets.

[Brady Bogan]

There's two people sacrificed every year and they carry the.

[Brett Vesely]

They'll come in. Like one morning I woke up in a different house and they'd carried me me out. They're huge. Shola's got some issues with meth, but that I'd take that needle before I take any of these things. I would. I go up there with the intention of having hikes and stuff. That tree is humming. We're not. I'm staying in the house all day. One got in the house and I just sat in my car for a couple hours. I'm telling you, they are Gigantic. Gigantic. And the way that ass hangs off of them. They're like cardi B's.

[Brady Bogan]

It's kind of cocky.

[Brett Vesely]

Thank you very much. But that just fell out of my mouth. Big ass like bbls. Proud of the Brazilian B lifts. They're as scary and they're not normal colors. Like some of them show up and they're like bright orange and yellow and the stinger hanging off of them looks like.

[Brady Bogan]

And they can hit you multiple times.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh they don't care. Yeah. Stay away from them. But enjoy Sholo and Alan. I'm glad I could be the. Glad I could be your motivator. Not sure exactly what I did there but this guy said some of us young guys still have work ethic. Cuz we weren't good looking enough to be diddled by Father Pat and get a payout. Yeah, that is a generational thing. You guys did have an awful lot of payouts. I envy you that. The only times I really kind of think man, I Wish I was 25 again so I could collect my payout from the Catholic church. If you were lucky enough to be Catholic in the 90s and in your congratulations because you did definitely get fingered. We're gonna have ourselves a rock wars coming up in just moments. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98. Can you be to this Friday? I'd like to go hunting the greatest action franchise of the past decade. How do I start doing what you do? Reloads. Looks like you already have. From the world of John Wick ballerina. Richard R. See there? That's concert sacking rock for a couple of days from now. You first. Somebody asked me that the other day. It's like when you do those other things. When do you. When do you do the. Do you record those or those live? Like what are you talking about? He thought I was the. The guy who does the thing. You think I would do that voice.

[John Holmberg]

Like and still wake up this early.

[Brett Vesely]

Every morning and then go back to this squeaky nonsense as a reg? If I. If that was my voice, that would be my voice all the time. Time. I just wanted to drive through the McDonald's drive through and grab a quarter pounder with large fries. Super size giant Coke. Unless you've got Coke Zero. Because I like it better now. Thank you. Please drive through. All right, I will. Moloch. Yeah. And that's the great thing about that dude. I don't know why that dude thought it was me. Me. I guess cuz we dick around with it. Everybody in this Building does. Maybe not Brady. Everybody in this building. Well, Brady does. Yes, I did. Let me try again. Everybody in this building does an impression of him. All of us but one do it well. But I'd like Brady to have. What if Brady was just a bad version of David Lee? Because David Lee sounds like that. That's his real voice. That dude. Nice to meet you. It's very weird. 98. Well, he doesn't just do call letters.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's what he said. Nice to meet you. And he said 98.

[Brett Vesely]

He's not always doing.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on, you're always in character.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no, no. One time you meet him, he's like, hi, how are you doing? I'm John. You've said, said your name a million times. Like, oh, my God, you're. You really sound like this. I sure do. And I have to go to the bathroom right now and drop a juice. Excuse me. Sorry about that. There.

[John Holmberg]

Here's a. Here's an interview he did for like Westwood.

[Brett Vesely]

This is him talking just normal. It's so weird when he talks. You can hear that it's in there.

[John Holmberg]

And he does Westwood One.

[Brett Vesely]

Say hi. Hi, everybody. The Lee monster is in the house here. Lambo Field, where I grew up in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Proud to be representing Westwood One, your home for sports. So you've heard him do lots of cool stuff. You hear him every time we go to a Monday night Football game.

[John Holmberg]

Game.

[Brady Bogan]

Or a Thursday night Football game or.

[Brett Vesely]

A Sunday Night Football. When was this? He still looks great.

[John Holmberg]

Nine years.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, okay. 950K. They are your home. And now they make him do the thing. 950 KJR, your home for the NFL.

[John Holmberg]

I want to thank you guys for.

[Brett Vesely]

Being a Westwood One for thrilling. You never know when he's all done talking. But okay, please, please don't beat me. Bay today. That's his regular voice. Voice.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

So when he's talking to you and I only had a few seconds with him. It's nice to meet you. I just. I just loved hearing that. Hey, pleasure, man. You do an amazing job. I hear you everywhere. I think you're incredible. It's nice to meet you.

[Brady Bogan]

It's real, man.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, magical. Bar hopping with him and him ordering at the bar.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, just Cheetos and soda and take a Cheetos and soda unless you've got gray goose. Damn it. That's cool. I just picture the whole family. I've always done that bit where I picture the whole family of Lee's sitting around table. Honey, what's for dinner? We're going to have chicken tonight. Are the kids home yet? Yeah. Well, dad, pass the salt. I'll pass the salt to Junior. Anybody have any interesting stories? I had sex with a milkman the ler made. But yeah, it's his regular voice. So the guy who asked me that. No, that's not me. Cuz if I had that voice, voice at the ready at all times and didn't have to work for it, you think I would be using this one?

[John Holmberg]

You wouldn't be getting up at four in the morning every day to get here.

[Brett Vesely]

I would be in a studio by myself going, it's floor wax and stupid on 950kcaa. Is that a good one? Let's try again. Alina Chedo Mornings you're doing stupid crap like that all day and just go back to sleep. 61 stations. And then the best part is when you hear his outtakes. When Larry's like. You gotta hear David Lee trying to say like he'll send you the. But it's the dry ones, the ones we're not gonna use. It's not the flubs, but it's the you fast. And we'll send him stuff. It's like, why don't we do it? Because we're not assholes. Hold on, let me do it again. We're not assholes. We're not assholes. We're not. We're not. You pick one of those or tell me. You got to do it again. All right, cut three. Yeah, he's great. So anyway, I don't know. What was I talking about anyway? Ah, it's time for Rock Wars. Look at that. I've wasted all that time just talking about you first. Because I can't help it. I don't think I've ever said. And I'm gonna do it for the first time. You first. I can't. In my own voice because of him. You first. Was he. He was here in the 90s.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

And the crazy part is I was in Kentucky one time and he was doing another radio station there. And I'm waiting for the kupdians.

[Brett Vesely]

Wxcr. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And I'm like, what the.

[Brett Vesely]

The Big Red radio I heard him on, I was driving on the one in California and I was listening to a Monday Night Football game. And that was the first time I ever heard him. He's the voice of Westwood One football. And you know, we'll be right back with Monday Night Football. Colts up on the Packers 9 7. At the end of the first quarter, Westwood One's coverage of Monday Night Football is brought to you by Wrangler Jeans. Yeah, get some Wranglers.

[John Holmberg]

He makes anything sound.

[Brett Vesely]

Everything sounds good. And even Wrangler Jeans.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. If you've got an IQ of 17 or less, you get a free pair of Wrangler team means. That's why we see him so much.

[John Holmberg]

There's another email. Thought it was you the whole time, too.

[Brett Vesely]

Really?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, my.

[Brett Vesely]

People think it's me. I don't know what this makes you think is that or why I'd. Like Brett said why I'd waste my time for four and a half hours staring at Brady trying to get generators back when I could live in a studio alone. Generator, chat, GPT in the morning. We don't get it. Either one of them's hot, though. You'll be the charge. Anyway, there's another one that I thought. I thought you did that. I don't know. I don't know why you guys think that. Don't. I'm not that good. Rock wars is coming up. I think I won last week, so this week I've been. I've been thinking about this the whole damn time. I first popped in my head with the Weber guy that we were talking online and we're going to start this thing. Justice on the Spectrum, I think is such a great idea. I'm not going to let it go where we have the people from Love on the spectrum judging small claims court beef. So you got some discrepancies there and you want to take it to court. We bring in Connor or James or whoever from Love on the spectrum and we do justice on the spectrum. Nobody's more honest, nobody's more caring than the. Than the people on that show with autism. And I think they'd be fantastic judges. They'd be the most fair because they work pragmatically. They don't care. That's not emotional. So justice on the spectrum needs a theme song big time. Justice on the Spectrum. So when I pitch this to the Hollywood superstars that I happen to know, they got nothing. The. Oh, I could call Kato. God damn it. I might text Cato.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a good idea.

[Brett Vesely]

Is it? Because. Yeah, he's getting. She knows that dude's show after show that he comes up with is on the air. Ooh. Kato's my connection.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

God, I've achieved nothing.

[John Holmberg]

The way.

[Brady Bogan]

There you go.

[John Holmberg]

That's a marlin. That's more of a heavy hitter.

[Brett Vesely]

Ooh. What movie is he about to. He's starring in something pretty Big here soon.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, I can't remember. I. I talked about it last week.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. That's why I brought it up. But I don't remember either, so it's not fair. Stare at the stealing tiles. It may come to one of us. Anyway, a theme for justice on the Spectrum. My. My judicial show.

[John Holmberg]

White Chicks too.

[Brett Vesely]

No, he's not doing White Chicks too.

[Brady Bogan]

Still.

[Brett Vesely]

Still White Chicks. No, it's brand. It's a new one they just started talking about. I don't even know if it says.

[John Holmberg]

There'S one with him and with him. And Jordan Peele called him.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, that is it. That is it. It's the new Jordan Peele movie. That's right. Yeah. All right, so. Well, maybe. Man, that's a good one. Now you got me spinning. I might call Marlon, but I don't know how to do that. I'd be so annoying. I got an idea.

[John Holmberg]

Just send him a picture of the toilet paper.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh yeah. As we share clean toilet paper swipes together. Haven't done that for a minute. I'll do that today. All right, so you want to help us out? [e-mail] text 97936 a theme song for my brand new television show with Marlon Wayans and Kato Kalin called Justice on the spectrum. It's 98 Holmberg's morning sickness. It's time for the weekly brattle of musical supremacy.

[John Holmberg]

Nice.

[Brett Vesely]

If I did sound like this all the time, would it ever be fun? You couldn't make any jokes about anything. Everything seems. I want him to speak at my funeral. The man in the box was a good man. He gave us all he had. Just got an invitation to go down to Wilderness Brewing later today.

[John Holmberg]

I want to go.

[Brett Vesely]

Have you guys been there for a while? It's great. A while ago and I didn't realize how amazing that place is. We gotta. We wanna go today.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, let's do lunch.

[Brett Vesely]

Come with me. You guys want to go?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

John, you wanna. John Gordon, you want in? All right. I just got a guy said, hey, come on down. I'm gonna get you some beer. Like, I have a meeting down there today. I might as well head on down to that place afterwards. I've chat with some lawyers.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Sorry guys. I didn't tell you.

[Brady Bogan]

It's always fun.

[Brett Vesely]

Pretty much always over. But no, I gotta go down there and talk. So he just said, if you want to meet afterwards. And I'm like, you know what? After I burned down this lawyer's office, I'LL absolutely meet you for beers. Brought to you by Wilderness Brewing. Maybe get something out of them. And Brady's generator. Look how quick Brady went from going to get that generator. I'll go to lunch with you guys.

[Brady Bogan]

I got time now.

[Brett Vesely]

I got a day free.

[John Holmberg]

You got time now. What happened?

[Brady Bogan]

We're going back and forth.

[Brett Vesely]

You and the guy? Yeah. Are you in fight?

[Brady Bogan]

No, not really.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady, are you in a little fight?

[Brady Bogan]

No, I told. No, I told him to keep it.

[Brett Vesely]

You told him to keep the generator because you're in a back and forth. We need to see.

[Brady Bogan]

This is LOL. What time tomorrow?

[Brett Vesely]

No, this is the.

[John Holmberg]

This is 7:30am Right here at the station.

[Brett Vesely]

Justice on the Spectrum. We got to bring this guy in here and sort out your squabble right here on the air. This is perfect. Anyway, it's Rock Wars. It's time for that's brought to you by mo money pawn. Shorter long term collateral loans from $10 to over 100,000American dollars. No credit needed and top dollar paid with the entire process just taking several minutes. Several minutes. How long is that gonna be, sir? Several minutes. That's serious. He's serious. Settle in. Settle in. Find a chair and sit in it. Drop your ass on something comfortable. I'll be back in several minutes. You and your wife had a night together last night? Huncha? Did you guys make love? Oh, yeah. Yeah. All night long. No, but it did last several minutes. All right. Rock Wars. The theme song for justice on the Spectrum, which, if Brady plays his cards right, will happen here tomorrow or whenever your friend decides to come down with that generator. He wants to tell his side of the story. The door is open. And then we led, by me, a man partially on the spectrum. Even though I think that spectrum's a little bit abroad. You can function clearly shorter. I will adjudicate with my bailiff, Brett and Doug Llewellyn out there in the hallway talking to everybody as they leave Toledo. Okay, theme songs for just. I'll go with you. Brett, you go first. What do you got?

[John Holmberg]

You know, we're always talking about these Spectrum people just being so honest and they're just going to call it the way it is. So this is not mine.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

And I basically think that the theme song should be Kill the Assholes.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

From Stormtroopers of Death.

[Brett Vesely]

What does that have to do with the kids on the Spectrum?

[John Holmberg]

They're judging.

[Brett Vesely]

They.

[John Holmberg]

They just tell it how it is. There's none of this bs.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a stretch.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow. I guess.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's not you want honesty stretch that's honesty.

[Brett Vesely]

They're not gonna kill the assholes. Maybe he's trying to set it up for his I wouldn't even say such a thing Brett. I like song is a metalhead. I believe that this is the one that I would use as well as what Brett says he would do.

[Toledo]

Yes so frightened by this song I.

[Brett Vesely]

Don'T like this at all Me thinks these men brutes yeah it could be Tanner. Yeah I like this very much Brett. This very good song Brad. I like this one Brett. It's very good Brett you're very good at this bread I I enjoy being tired. I like our time together Brett. Yes just on the spectrum I enjoy this I would like to put my vote in now if that's possible to do at this moment if not, nobody knows what I'm doing. They think I've gone crazy. I think this song makes me a little nervous inside watch love on the spectrum Those are perfect. I'm wasting my time.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah you are.

[Brett Vesely]

Impressions are hard now nobody watches the same stuff. You knock out three in a row off that show and nobody knows what the you're doing.

[Toledo]

It's awake that time you do it for yourself man.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh I think he's gone mad. Me thinks it's time for an intervention that's a very good impression but it's not as good as the one that he's doing right now with me watch the damn show and make my life valuable again. Brady. Go ahead. Kill all the.

[John Holmberg]

Why not?

[Brett Vesely]

Brady didn't go.

[John Holmberg]

They're gonna be honest.

[Brett Vesely]

I was gonna choose that one.

[Brady Bogan]

It was my second choice. My first choice was letting Clarence Carter take it over with the courtroom.

[Brett Vesely]

The Georgia courtroom was crowded as Ellie May took the stand she was accusing stupidest song I've ever heard being a no good preaching man. She said the reverend partook of my lovely body the reverend said she lies. Jerry said now listen I'll do the talking and the courts will justify prosecuting attorney started pacing the why I know this I have no idea but I.

[John Holmberg]

Do feel like I'm stroking now time.

[Brett Vesely]

All right mine is mine is great. It's cartoons, it's fun and this is the way it'll all be. You can't help but feel good when they're around so feel good Inc by the Gorillaz please welcome to the judges chambers I don't know what you do here Connor Tanner and J me thinks you're guilty. I love this song. All right John Gordon, hurry up. Pick one. Kill all the by stormtroopers of death. 10 seconds. 10 seconds. Brett wins.

[Brady Bogan]

Brett the asshole gives the win.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Got to do it. Brett wins a late Rock wars. Once again. I knew that one would be the champion. Brett. I knew it. Yeah. The second he put it out there. Egg. You have something in your teeth. I hope it's not a cavity. All right. There you go. You've seen it, so I'll just play to you.

[Toledo]

I love it.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm so proud of him. Do it all the time. Nobody knows what I'm doing. There you go. Brett wins Rock wars this week. Dick. It's out of control now. 98, can you PD morning sickness. 98, can you repeat?

[Brady Bogan]

That's.

[Brett Vesely]

That's fun. Toledo just tried to get to remind us of being fired. And it's horrifying to think of this business flaming out.

[Toledo]

Bro.

[Brett Vesely]

Stop. Not according to Scott Schaller, who just emailed and said your spectrum impressions are spot on. They are. Oh, thanks.

[Toledo]

Wish you guys would catch up and watch the next.

[Brett Vesely]

No kidding. I may just go out on a limb here and say you should be more known nationwide. Nationwide. I almost did it. Like. Like him. So the content. The content you provide day in and day out is very impressive and varies in all caps. Never gets old man. And it's every damn day HMS greater than. Then it says kt, but I don't know what that means.

[Toledo]

Like KT Tunstall.

[Brett Vesely]

Katie. Oh, we're better than kt. Yeah, that's what he's saying. He says if there's a contest in morning shows between us and KT Tuck Tunstall, forget it. Ktar, hands down. He just couldn't even finish it. He hated it so much he must have started throwing up. Another one. I think we could whip in the movie ktar.

[Toledo]

That's too easy.

[Brett Vesely]

Why? Why would he even put us up against them as well?

[John Holmberg]

Ladonna is kind of scary.

[Brett Vesely]

That is true. All right. He's nice. Scott, I'm sending you an abbreviated email response back. So I don't have time to finish it, but thanks. So yours ended weird too. So what's kt? HMS greater than kt. I don't know what that is. I don't have it.

[John Holmberg]

I don't have the Kill Tony.

[Brett Vesely]

Kill Tony. Maybe I love Kill Tony. He's. I don't listen to it a lot, but I love Inchcliff. They're doing great. Other people have said that. If you're going to Wilderness Brewery Today, try the PB&J Brewer Burger. There.

[John Holmberg]

Done.

[Brett Vesely]

Our buddy Zach works There still, right? Big tall Zach?

[Toledo]

I think so.

[Brett Vesely]

We used to brew beer with him.

[Toledo]

Then he hated us.

[Brett Vesely]

No, he loves us. Zach's our boy. What's the matter with this one? Just turn his mic off. Trying to get some PB&J sandwiches, you dumbass.

[Brady Bogan]

There goes my lunch.

[Brett Vesely]

Weren't you in on the conversation earlier? Shut up.

[Toledo]

You're not fighting against lunch.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a good point. My God, man. Anyway, we'll see. Everybody should come down there. I'll meet at Wilderness Brewery today about. I don't know when I'm going to be done. I got to come back here after anyway.

[Toledo]

Let's go early.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. We'll go early in the night. All right.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Hurry up.

[Brett Vesely]

Let's go. Hell, Brady, you're hogging the whole day. It's time for the entertainment.

[Brady Bogan]

Tell me that's the drill.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, There we go. And now I've slid lunch. We're done. Now I've slid lunch in between what I was going to do and have to do otherwise. Lawyer talk. But now I forgot what I was doing. Oh, yeah. It's brought to you by reactdefense.com hungry flaming. Flame it out, bro. It's the home of a tactical black. And we discussed earlier this morning the arrogance of humanity to think that. That even 100 of you could fight one silverback gorilla. And we had this entire discussion and there's a thing called the hallway prism, which basically means if there's 20 of you, only a few of you can do damage at once. Otherwise you're climbing on the backs of your own.

[Toledo]

Right?

[Brett Vesely]

Right. So against the silverback gorilla, you just.

[Toledo]

Have to wait your turn.

[Brett Vesely]

Five or six at a time maybe would be doing it. And the gorilla would just be making mincemeat of everybody.

[Toledo]

Somebody sent us and I'll. I was trying to find it. Chat. One of the AI's models did a video of it and created a video of a hundred men. They look like stick figures, but they're coming. And the gorillas.

[Brett Vesely]

All it would have to do is mowing them down. The way my sister used to fight me when I was a kid. She'd put her hands out and spin. If a gorilla figured that out, like early, all 100 men would be dead in two seconds anyway. So idiots think. And the reason I'm bringing this up is because at React Defense talked a lot of people. I know what I'm doing in case I get into a fight. There's a lot of people out there that think they could be one of 100. To whip a silverback ass, you need some training. The most trained fighter in the world, duplicated 100 times would lose 100 times to a silverback gorilla. But that's not true with weirdos in the streets. Although some of them are trained as well. And that's what you got to be really careful about. You don't know what the guy you're up against has. Does he have a weapon? Does he have any skills underneath him? Is he on meth? Is there anything going on with him? Don't be a victim to something that you don't understand. Don't be overconfident. Like you are with gorillas. Evidently. General public.

[Toledo]

How about the 100 clones of that guy sent from LA to give you the AIDS?

[Brett Vesely]

Still have to attack again. This was my old thing.

[Toledo]

Not against gorilla, against you. Like if you had a hundred of them coming at you in a hallway.

[Brett Vesely]

100 guys. I'm gonna end up with AIDS. I'm not a gorilla.

[Brady Bogan]

Just take three.

[Brett Vesely]

11 guys with AIDS. I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna fight off six AIDS guys and then I'm gonna AIDS five more times. Yeah, I'll get the first six guys. I'm doing pretty well here, fellas. But I see there's five more. I'm gonna catch Age five times today.

[Toledo]

Damn it.

[Brett Vesely]

And by the fifth one, I'll just be Sutherland's girlfriend. So worn out from all that. Why are you talking? We said hurry up. Anyway, learn. Learn that your confidence can get you somewhere. But your skills will get you another place. And that's what they do up there. Turning you into a sheepdog rather than leave you a sheep who's thinking. I'll be fine. Those wolves won't bother me. Yeah, they will. So get on that thing. Get on the website right now. Reactdefense.com. i wanted to go there today, but my day has fallen apart. But at least I get a delicious burger and some brews over there. Wilderness.

[John Holmberg]

We've already had two emailers asking us which ones we're going to. They want to buy us beers.

[Brett Vesely]

Where are they going?

[John Holmberg]

Which Locate. There's two locations.

[Brett Vesely]

Unlike Brady's generator guy. We'll make it easier on you.

[Toledo]

Where are the locations? On Guadalupe.

[John Holmberg]

And then there's one downtown.

[Brett Vesely]

One downtown's awesome. Probably downtown because I got stuff to do down there. Let's do that. All right. Anyway. Reactdefense.com. they'll take care of you and make you a better person. That's the thing. Learn. Sheepdog. Not a sheep. It's the home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brady Bogan]

Rob Reiner explained why the most famous scene in Misery doesn't match the book.

[Brett Vesely]

The foot breaking scene.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. And Stephen King's novel. Kathy Bates character chops the guy's feet.

[Brett Vesely]

Off instead of hobbles him.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And Rob changed it to the breaking both ankles because he wanted the characters to show growth by the end. He says it seems hard to do if you're literally in a pieces.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I think they could have done it with a amputation. Although that hobbling scene is absolutely atrocious.

[Brady Bogan]

Better.

[Brett Vesely]

Remember when you saw it in the theater the first time and you didn't think they'd show.

[Brady Bogan]

See that coming.

[Brett Vesely]

The sledge actually hitting his foot and it busted in front of you and you. I. I thought they'd cut away and just make the noise. Nope. And I haven't seen that movie in years. Does that scene hold up or does it look.

[Brady Bogan]

I saw it, but does it still.

[Brett Vesely]

Look like real or is it like. Does it look like prosthetics now?

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, they. It's bending. I think it would tear. If she's hit.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't even remember if it did or not. I just remember turning my head away going, I didn't expect it. It wasn't, you know, across that board. Oh, what a scene.

[Brady Bogan]

Martin Short will host another revival of the Match Game.

[Brett Vesely]

Another one? Yeah. Because they can't do.

[Brady Bogan]

Alec Baldwin was the last to host it in 2022.

[Brett Vesely]

He's got trouble with blanks.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what they're saying. Maybe it's the rust thing.

[Brett Vesely]

It's the rust thing. He can't Maybe. Yeah. You can't have Alec bald. We made that joke earlier, Dr. McGillicott. He said, My wife is so fat that she used her gun and only blank came out. What? I was on the set of a movie and instead of using a gun, I used blanks.

[Brady Bogan]

Ran for five seasons.

[Brett Vesely]

The whole thing is based on blanks. And that's why he's going to jail or at least going to pay. Some people.

[Brady Bogan]

Heidi Klum and her daughter Lenny are posing in lingerie modeling together. Some people. They look good.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, yeah, It's Heidi Kluman Laundry. Nothing less. Cool.

[Brady Bogan]

She's 20 years old. The daughter Lenny.

[Brett Vesely]

Mothers and daughters together in their sexy underpants. But.

[Brady Bogan]

Freddie Mercury in 1983 got together with Michael Jackson to record record some new music together. They wanted to do, I think, three or four songs. The bass player who played on Freddy's solo album, Mr. Bad Guy, said, I Think the last straw was when Michael brought in a pet llama in the studio.

[Brett Vesely]

I've heard this story before.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it was out. There was a documentary in 2012. The Great Pretender, Queen's manager said Freddie had called him to get him out of the studio. Because of the llama.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, he called his manager because, don't think it's gonna work, love.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And then he. And then he said that. I mean, I'm recording with an effing llama. And Michael wouldn't take it away.

[John Holmberg]

Michael, dude, just load it in the back of the Bentley and bring it down there or what?

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, it was.

[Brett Vesely]

I hope you don't mind.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay.

[Brett Vesely]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. I thought he's like Sunset Sound or something in la.

[Brady Bogan]

I put my together at Michael's home studio. Studio. And they are going to do duets. Victory, State of Shock, and There Must Be More to Life Than this. They never officially released it. Freddie did a version of There Must Be More to Life Than this on a solo album. But then Michael turned around and recorded State of Shock with his brothers and Mick Jagger.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's a great song.

[Toledo]

That was the Victory album.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, they did that big tour. Great song, though. State of Shock was cool. I hope you don't mind, I brought a llama. Oh, well, I guess I love llama.

[Brady Bogan]

But it's better than bubbles, I think.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Are you gay? No. Are you? No. Neither of us are gay. No. That's how the 80s used to work. Oh, yeah. I'm not gay. I have a llama. No, gay guys have llamas. Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Metallica announced there an expanded deluxe reissue of Load. And then they have this box set with 245 unreleased tracks, 15 CD, six LPs and four DVDs. Johnny G got it already for 275 bucks.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

On order.

[Brett Vesely]

I was walking around my movie set the other day.

[Toledo]

Oh, no.

[Brett Vesely]

And I told people, it's okay. I'm not dangerous. It's just a blank. Alex, it's.

[Toledo]

Was that a question or a statement?

[Brett Vesely]

Alex, Is this a courtroom? They should play that song in the courtroom every once in a while. And. Alex, I didn't do anything. It was a blank. That was impossible of the game. What are we doing? I am God. All right, that's it. That'll be interesting. The Match Game's only funny from the 70s when they were allowed to be bigots and sexist and. Yeah, now nobody's shocked by anything. Back then, if you said boobs, the audience lost their minds. Now, what are you going to do. That's it. We're done. Let's go grab us some PB interiors. Oh, you're leaving?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'll be there at Twin Peaks in Tempe from 4 to 6pm it's all I know is it's a you fest remote with me. So apparently I'll be giving away you fest tickets. I don't know. That's what it says on the website.

[Brett Vesely]

That's all I know.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brett Vesely]

You guys show up and all I know is you got an event with me.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brett Vesely]

And you can't have a used guys event without me. When Brett goes out, it's a used guys.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. That's it. We're done. Go see Brett. Where's. Which one are you going?

[John Holmberg]

To Tempe.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, tempe. Tempe Marketplace. 4 to 6. So happy hour time and yeah, basketball starts. Till you got good basketball tonight. Playoffs have been fun. That's it. We're done. Larry's coming up next. Have yourselves a great Wednesday. We'll see you tomorrow in the morning. Sing Goodbye, Arizona's most powerful rock. It's out of control now. 98 Kupt.

[Toledo]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

No, Larry. If you have an extended service contract.

[Brett Vesely]

You can use it at any amco. It's nice to have other options. I'll say Amco has dealership quality rental cars, no hassles and faster service. Amco does more than just transmissions, right? Right.

[John Holmberg]

If you need car repairs or hear.

[Brett Vesely]

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[Toledo]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Toledo]

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