05-01-25 - FULL SHOW - THURSDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 05-01-25 Release Date: May 1, 2025

Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD delivers another engaging and provocative episode hosted by John Holmberg, alongside Brady Bogan, Dale Hellistra, and Toledo. The episode delves into controversial local incidents, personal anecdotes, and sharp social commentary, interspersed with humor and candid discussions.

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Key Topics Discussed

1. Tempe Tavern Raid and "Our 9/11" T-Shirts
2. Underage Drinking and Bar Regulations
3. Comedy Scene in Arizona
4. Golf Cart Accidents and Driving Issues
5. Policing and Community Relations
6. Personal Anecdotes and Relationships
7. Sports Commentary: Lakers, Pirates, and NBA Trades
8. Cultural and Language Jokes
9. Listener Interactions and Call-Ins

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1. Tempe Tavern Raid and "Our 9/11" T-Shirts

The episode opens with a heated discussion about a recent police raid at Tempe Tavern, where 162 underage individuals were cited for underage drinking. Brady Bogan expresses strong criticism towards the youth and their parents for perceived irresponsibility.

Notable Quote:

Brady Bogan [03:24]: "The youth of America... their parents are absolutely stupid too."

He highlights the irony of Tempe Tavern remaining open after the raid by releasing T-shirts emblazoned with "Our 9/11," drawing a controversial parallel to the tragic events of September 11, 2001.

Notable Quote:

Brady Bogan [05:58]: "They printed T-shirts that said Tavern, hashtag tavern strong. And made everybody. I'm dying. I find it hysterical."

The hosts debate the appropriateness of such comparisons, with Brady defending the humor while others express concern over insensitivity.

2. Underage Drinking and Bar Regulations

Continuing on the theme of underage drinking, the discussion shifts to the ease with which minors obtain fake IDs and the apparent lack of consequences for establishments serving them. The hosts share personal anecdotes about attempts to deter minors from patronizing such venues.

Notable Quote:

Brady Bogan [07:19]: "If you're underage, I'm going to teach some kids how to underage drink real quick."

3. Comedy Scene in Arizona

The conversation transitions to promoting local comedy events, mentioning performances by Leo Gonzalez, Randy Felt Face, and Gary Owen at various venues like Desert Ridge Improv and Standup Live.

Notable Quote:

Brady Bogan [25:47]: "We're talking about TV's Doug Hopkins... if you want to sell your house for cash to Doug as is..."

4. Golf Cart Accidents and Driving Issues

A significant portion of the episode features a humorous yet concerning dialogue about mishaps involving golf carts. Brady recounts experiences of losing control of a golf cart, leading to near-accidents and back injuries.

Notable Quote:

Brady Bogan [86:38]: "I fell down and drove 1400ft all the way down."

The hosts discuss the potential dangers of driving motorized vehicles while intoxicated, albeit in a comedic tone.

5. Policing and Community Relations

The hosts critique police responses and community attitudes toward incidents like the Tempe Tavern raid. They argue that community outrage is often misdirected, focusing on symbols rather than underlying issues.

Notable Quote:

Brady Bogan [17:06]: "All this stuff is frivolous garbage. This one said, John, I can't believe you..."

6. Personal Anecdotes and Relationships

Personal stories take center stage as the hosts share experiences related to family, relationships, and personal challenges. Dale Hellistra discusses his knee injury and back pain, blending humor with vulnerability.

Notable Quote:

Dale Hellistra [146:03]: "And since then, now, now because my knee has been screwed up for over a year."

7. Sports Commentary: Lakers, Pirates, and NBA Trades

Sports discussions include commentary on the Lakers' playoff exit, the Pittsburgh Pirates incident where a fan fell out of a stadium, and speculative talk about NBA trades involving Devin Booker and Ja Morant.

Notable Quote:

Brady Bogan [203:32]: "Your beloved Lakers are out. That made me happy."

8. Cultural and Language Jokes

The hosts engage in light-hearted banter about cultural misunderstandings and language nuances, particularly focusing on Chinese language jokes and the importance of pronunciation.

Notable Quote:

Brady Bogan [141:15]: "But the C word is B... yeah, yeah."

9. Listener Interactions and Call-Ins

Throughout the show, listeners contribute via call-ins and messages, sharing their own stories and participating in the hosts' humorous exchanges. Topics range from everyday mishaps to absurd hypothetical scenarios.

Notable Quote:

Listener [119:32]: "Would you come to my funeral?" Brady Bogan [119:33]: "Oh, you're in trouble, son of a..."

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Concluding Thoughts

The episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness is a blend of provocative discussions, personal storytelling, and sharp humor. The hosts tackle sensitive issues with a mix of criticism and comedy, engaging listeners through relatable anecdotes and spirited debates. While some topics may spark controversy, the show maintains its reputation for entertaining and challenging its Arizona audience.

Final Quote:

Brady Bogan [198:03]: "It's a great show, but we don't need you. You're pretty bad for us."

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness continues to push boundaries while providing a platform for candid conversations and local entertainment, securing its place as Arizona's premier morning radio show.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Dale Hellistra]

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[Brady Bogan]

And downtown at Standup Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you. All this for the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com It's John Holmberg here from the Morning Sickness for lifechangerloan.com I got this email. Dearest Holmberg, I don't have $10 million in my house or a ridiculous amount of money in the bank. And I'm sure when you're talking about Life Changer Loan, you're not talking about people like me. So before I even think about it, can you enlighten me? It's not a rich person's money scheme that excludes normal people. Actually, you're going to end up paying off your mortgage in about five years and save on average about 250,000 DOL interest. Find out how for yourself. Schedule a [e-mail] it's not magic, it's just math.

[Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Des Bishop]

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[Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brady Bogan]

Morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Thursday. It's fine. I'm still chewing. It's 5:45. Hang on. Granola, babes. It's the morning sickness. I'm John. There's Brady, there's Brett. There's to the. Hold on.

[Listener]

Oh, granola in the teeth.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You know that Brady understands my pain. Yikes. All right. There we go. There we are. All right. Now I'm good. Happy Thursday, everybody. Happy May. It's already May, cruising into the fifth month of the year. Good Lord. Brett's regaling us with a story about tweakers and meth heads. Already it's spring has sprung.

[John Holmberg]

Good morning, everybody.

[Brady Bogan]

Good morning to all of you. And then I'm jumping right into this. The two days ago, I spent 30 minutes talking about how stupid the youth were for the raid at the Tempe Tavern? 162 citations and arrests for underage drinking at the Tempe Tavern. And like, what the hell happened to the youth of America that knew when to run from the popo? They knew when to get the hell out of Dodge. They didn't stand in line and wait for their citations. Well, now Tempe Tavern's getting. I figured they'd have to close. Evidently not. They're selling T shirts now. For now, that's a tavern. Strong. And on the back it says hour 9 11. I'm laughing my ass off at this. That's great. But there are people now saying, how dare you Compare this to 9 11. There we go. What? Not only what happened to Now I know what happened to the youth of America. Their parents are absolutely stupid too. You can't look the reason. It's funny to some people. And you're not the arbiter of funny to anyone. No one is. What's funny to you may not be funny to me, but when it's not funny to you, it doesn't mean you have a right to squash it. Those guys took it, took a swing, saying, this was the most tragic thing that's ever happened to us. That's sort of hilarious. But people are saying, now you're comparing this to 911 people died. And I'm like, what stick is up your ass, you humorless C word that makes it so you can't recognize. They're not comparing it to 9 11. They're basically saying it's their 9 11. It's the worst thing that's ever happened to them. That's all. And they're doing it in a funny way by comparing it to such an absurd comparison to a huge tragedy. No one's saying they're wanting the sympathy of. Of the trade to the Twin Towers. And so they're on the news last night going, this is an abominant. How dare this. Families die. People still are suffering. And like, wow, when did we become this humorless, weird group that if you don't like a joke, you run to the media and you scream out loud. I didn't like that. So no one can. I speak from personal experience. Yeah. I speak from personal experience that occasionally a joke of mine may or may not land in someone's brain. And yet instead of just going, I hate that guy, which was the olden way they scream, we must eliminate this person from the planet. Tempe Tavern. I got your back. I still don't know how you're open. I'm not gonna. I have no idea how you got away with this one, where you're actually went and, you know, mopped up and pulled that little chain for your neon open sign. The next day, after 162 underage kids were drinking in a bar. No clue how you're still open, but the fact that you guys printed T shirts the next day that said Tavern, hashtag tavern strong. And made everybody. I'm dying. I find it hysterical. Toledo.

[Toledo]

My idiot kid knows about this.

[Brady Bogan]

You're down in Tucson?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Your idiot child knows about this?

[John Holmberg]

He would have been there if he.

[Toledo]

Wasn'T in Tucson, because I had to call him. I'm like, hey, did you hear about Tempe Tavern?

[Brady Bogan]

Was he a big fan?

[Toledo]

He's. He's like, dad, that place, like, nobody went there until like the last year. It just all of a sudden just blew up over the last year.

[Brady Bogan]

So.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that's why.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, so they knew it was kind of just a normal place. And then somebody.

[Toledo]

Somebody. One. One kid goes in and gets it and then the next was like, hey, we got a new place. So he was like, yeah, no, none of us would go there. And I'm like, well, you're still going into Tucson. So if you look around and you see like 40 people in there that, that have your same fake ID from, you might want to leave.

[Brady Bogan]

Just get out.

[Toledo]

Get out.

[Brady Bogan]

Or run. Yeah, or run. Run. Throw it on the ground. Run away. Yep.

[Toledo]

You weren't there.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's another thing. If you're underage, I'm going to teach some kids how to underage drink real quick.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

Vodka doesn't smell the way beer smells. Yeah, you keep some gum in your pocket. You don't drink beer because beer reeks Vodka. It stinks. You throw gum or mint in your mouth and you're pretty clean. So long as you're not going nuts.

[John Holmberg]

Those white tic tacs kill everything.

[Brady Bogan]

Everything.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, so the white tic tacs and.

[Brady Bogan]

You got to take like nine, right? But hey, you basically have to crunch them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You basically have to burn all your taste buds off of your tongue. Idiots. Yeah, it's. It's a hilarious thing I'm looking at on the news last night, like going.

[John Holmberg]

To get one of those shirts.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm get if I could if Tempe Tavern would send me. Do we have to go or can they send it here? Because the place probably sticky floors and stinky 19 year old bad. I clean now a lot of vomit from newbies. Yeah, that's true. They probably mopped up and they're like. Well, they're nobody here anymore.

[Listener]

We'd go in that place, maybe get a tombstone pizza and a couple of drinks.

[Brady Bogan]

Is there a tombstone in there?

[Listener]

Have a little pizza oven some places like that.

[John Holmberg]

Jupe says that.

[Brady Bogan]

So does the swiz. Yeah, but they have that tiny little. I like that. Brady dive bars. Not necessarily Brady's haunts, but he has.

[Listener]

Enjoyed a tombstone, I think, right in the dive bar.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's no Red Baron, but, you know, tombstone.

[Brady Bogan]

It says it's probably one of two bars. An ASU freshman said it's probably one of two bars that any kid under the age of 21 can go to. I love that the. The Tavern has the balls to not only have that reputation, but celebrate it after their massive bust. They're a lot like the Catholic church in the ways that they have done the exact opposite thing that they are supposed to. And in the end, they're just like, big deal. Here's some T shirts. Unreal. It says the operation was in response to multiple, multiple complaints that the police department said that the bar had gotten a little unruly. There's the shirts there. TAVERN Strong hour nine, 11. It says on the back. Not long after the raid, Tempe Tavern posted on Facebook that the T shirts will be available. They got right on it. And people are like, it's an interesting joke. Personally, I think it's kind of funny, said the ASU freshman. So do I. And then someone else said, it's gross. That's my only word for it. Just gross. How inappropriate you are. Anyone who says that to me immediately is just off my radar. Is like, somebody I want to be with because those are fragile brains that will get offended and wreck everything for everyone there. Anybody who gets, like, joke offended can't be trusted as a friend at all because they'll come after you. Like, anyone who gets joke offended will come after you if you say if you're a funny person. Being a funny person sometimes. Yeah. Look, we got four and a half hours. Would Toledo just say yesterday, like, 5,300 shows? I don't know what we've done. Four and a half hours of. Of commenting on the world and all this stuff. You're going to step in it now and again. You're occasionally going to bounce off a wall and go, whoops, yeah, that was a little fast. You know, that was a. A joke that probably was a little too much. But, oh, well, no malice, no nothing. We've lost that.

[Listener]

Sometimes the oh makes it funnier.

[Brady Bogan]

Comedy, the formula.

[Listener]

Oh, my gosh.

[Brady Bogan]

Tragedy plus time equals funny. That's. That is the formula for hilarious. And, yeah, there's certain things you're just like, all right, don't you know it's going to be hard to make cancer and age, but it can be done. You can do it. But the people, if you have a friend at all, we need to start dismiss, canceling those people, not the other way around. We need to start movements against people who have sticks in their asses. The hashtag you have a stick in your ass movement begins today because, yes, the Tempe Tavern might have offended some people with that, but you weren't going there in the first place. They have a right to tell jokes you don't like. And they can sell T shirts that say, our 9, 11. And guess what? It doesn't kill more people than Al Qaeda. It doesn't do anything. But why? Why would they have to do that? Don't know. That's the fun of comedy. Why should never be asked the word why should never be involved. Why in the world. You can say it to yourself. Why would you do that? That's crazy. Yeah, but trying to get them in trouble or. Or even have the nerve that your brain. You're so. The word dumb comes to mind. You're so dumb you can't differentiate their T shirt joke and 9 11. You say they're comparable. That's you comparing it, not them. They're just referencing it.

[Listener]

Would it change at all if that shirt instead said R 9 11? It says our Sandy Hook.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Yeah. You know, it changes because there's kids involved.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

It changes because it's in a directive.

[Listener]

Well, that might be a little aggressive.

[Brady Bogan]

But it wouldn't make sense because Sandy Hook is Sandy Hook's worst day.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

911 is arguably America's worst day. So in a reference point comedy lesson, you're missing it. Yeah, in a reference point, you're just missing it.

[John Holmberg]

They didn't want to take it too far.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well. And you're taking a swing at a. At a small thing that had big impacts. 911 was an attack on the nation. It was America's worst day. Right. Arguably, Sandy Hook is America's like second worst day. But it wasn't an attack on the entire nation. It was an internal mess. An outsider came in and destroyed us. You can sit. This is where you lose me on the joke. It's like, well, what if they did this? They didn't. They didn't. If they'd done that, right. What if they put up dead goats outside and bled them and said no firstborn son of everyone will get killed. Oh, wait, a Bible reference. Let's not go there. Let's not do that. That graphic, horrible thing. We can joke about that. But if they did that, they didn't. They made a joke that was reference pointed directly at something everyone would get, which is this is our 9 11. People on the Internet say that all the time. Well, I got a hangnail. I've done that. Oh my God. This hangnails horrible. This is my 9 11. I make jokes all the time. That 3 11. 911 is greater than 311. I would make T shirts on that because the people that get it laugh at it. And no, I'm not going to say I'm a fan of 9 11, but dumb people can't do. We need to cancel the dumb people. We need to cancel the. But what if people. We need to cancel that. If they did this, the joke could have gone here. It didn't. If you want to make the things worse, go ahead. You're not bright.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody's asking. Batman says, what happened to good old days when kids would stand outside a Safeway and get some homeless guy to buy him a beer and all that kind of stuff?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's true, though.

[John Holmberg]

I used to do that.

[Brady Bogan]

I tried it. And I would never ask the homeless. I would always ask, you know, someone.

[John Holmberg]

Who'S around my age, give him an extra 10. Here you go, dude.

[Brady Bogan]

You get a guy who's like 22, and you're like, you've been where I am. I'm 18. Can you go in there and get you. Yeah, all right, I'll do it.

[John Holmberg]

AIDS isn't funny. What happened? Remember your ass last week? We were all saying you had ass. Aids.

[Brady Bogan]

Thank you. And I knew I didn't have to go to your homes and go, where do you work? Well, I work at the. The Boeing plant. Why? Well, I'm gonna get you fired today. Cause you made an AIDS joke about me and AIDS ain't funny, man. Well, now it's not, because you're. You got a stick up your ass. How many AIDS jokes came across our thing on my Spider bike every other. Thousands. Thousands.

[John Holmberg]

Apparently, Toledo's right. He says that's where the kids started going after a devil's advocate closed. So apparently they just switched underage bars.

[Brady Bogan]

They know the word gets out, but what a stick in your ass. I mean, the bigger question here is not, wow, can they make jokes like that? What if they said this? How about, where does it end? It's like you're just a humorless, untrustworthy person. If you have a friend like that in your little circle, cancel them today. They can't be trusted. Because you'll make a joke someday, and they'll be like, you know what? I'm gonna rat you out. I didn't like that. And they won't be your friend anymore because they're teetering on the fragility of words. I get it. Sometimes you're uncomfortable with a joke. Sometimes you're uncomfortable with someone that isn't a joke. That someone. It's just words, sticks and stones. It's all it is. T shirt sales.

[Listener]

You don't like it, move on.

[Brady Bogan]

You move on. But don't start. Don't start asking. What if. Don't start asking. They could have. Would it be different if. Yeah, would a lot of things would be different. They didn't. They didn't do it. So could you find a parallel to say, oh, they could have. They could have done this and it wouldn't have been funny. Right? Yeah. But no one did that. And that's how mob mentality works. One person says, you know, they could have done. They could have done a thing about children. And that could have been. What about this? It's like they didn't though. But mobs rile themselves up with things that didn't occur. And suddenly the potential for all things terrible are tied to one thing. Tempe Tavern. I got your back. I do not understand how you're still open. Most bars that have 160 plus underage people in them don't open again the next day with new T shirts. I just don't get that.

[Listener]

The only thing I mean only I can think of is like, the IDs are just that good now.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, sure. I'm positive.

[Listener]

There's like you. There's no way of telling.

[Brady Bogan]

But still. A bar that we're. 162 people are arrested and the cops knew.

[Listener]

Yeah. If they found out, that's the thing. But whether or not still slap on the hand and all right. Continues to the bar.

[Toledo]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. That's my thing. Like the only thing I don't get in this whole deal. And I don't want you to close. I don't like people losing their jobs over stupid stuff. Unless this was like, as everybody's in on it, you're like, okay, they were intentionally breaking the law. You know, there's businesses, boom. They signed up with the rules knowing can't do this underage thing or you're going to lose your license.

[Listener]

And we're rolling the dice.

[Brady Bogan]

But again, like you said, business is booming, money talks. If these kids are coming in and you got 160 kids at your place and they're questionably 21, but awfully darn close. And everyone showed identification and you didn't catch that each ID was fake. But the cops had to come. It's hard to. It's hard. If your business is in trouble as.

[Listener]

An owner like a. Of a bar to begin with. And you do know that. And the fact that, you know, one of the kids being overserved gets into an accident or what you're big lawsuit here.

[Brady Bogan]

Right here is what I'm talking about in a nutshell. Everything is personal to everyone. It's called. There's a radical acceptance of. Of your situation. And this Is this is getting deep right here in Dr. Viktor Frankl's book, Man's Search for Meaning. He spent multiple years in a concentration camp and sat back and said, this is my reality. This is. This is my worst event. It doesn't mean that I can throw it in the face of someone else who's going through a tough time because that's their worst event. So basically what he's saying is Brett may have lived a charmed life and this migraine headache he has is the worst day of his life. I have no right to tell him, you can't complain because I've been through worse. And you on the flip side shouldn't say, oh, people have been through worse. I must ignore this problem. That is your worst day. Hence the new phrase, that's your 9 11. Right. Because people understand.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Leo Martinez emails in arguably, and this is just proof that everybody sees things differently. The day they let women vote was America's worst day. That's Leo's 9 11. Leo's. If it said hashtag women can't vote, my 911 on his back. You see that at the Safeway. I'm on the floor pissing like I'm incontinent. Everyone up.

[Listener]

As your parents, you know, whether every day, when a teen, every day they go through a 9 11.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course they're dramatic, but again, but you have to allow the educational process. You have to allow people to go through their worst days, no matter how silly those worst days may seem, because it makes real things. It develops your coping skills. My hangnail is my 9 11. Oh, you've lived a charmed life compared to me, but you're still going through what you consider your worst day. We all think you're a pussy, but it's still your worst day. Michael Higgins says this is great. Do you think Japanese kids say this is my Hiroshima? Probably at this point. There's a bar that served underage Japanese boy, what a gig. I just turned into Brennan. Boy, oh boy, what a job it would be in Japan to be a bartender trying to guess your age and then look at an ID and go, this isn't you.

[Listener]

Yeah. Prove it.

[Brady Bogan]

What Japanese bartenders like being a Japanese detective. We're looking for a 5 foot 9 inch man with black hair that's straight across his eyes and he's about 141 pounds. That's all of them.

[John Holmberg]

China black hair color.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he's got that Chinese man black hair. If you go out and find him, like, I'll just bring back anybody I'M pretty sure. How about if you're a victim of crime in Japan? Do they even do lineups? All right, can you identify which one it was? I think it's all of them. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

There's no Tempe Taverns over there because they'd round up 700 people, and there's.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, two of them are 83. It's like, I'm 83 years old. But you look just. You look young. They don't age. Now, this is offensive to someone out there because it's funny. And funny is gonna have two audiences. I hate it or I like it. That's it. Tempe Tavern. Tip of the cap, my friends. I talked about this with Adam Carolly years ago, and he told me that phrase that I always stand by. I never apologize to a mob because a mob is never right. And we started to discuss mob behavior. I'm like, you're absolutely right. One guy gets mad, tells another guy who didn't even know what was going on. And he delivered it with an angry. Can you believe what Brady said on the air the other day? He's like, I didn't hear it. Oh, he said this and that about aids, and he thought it was hilarious. And I had a cousin who died. You had a friend. Yeah, I did. That's not right. And then he tells somebody else with anger in his voice. Now four people are saying, what's next? That's the one time it all.

[Listener]

And other things get added on.

[Brady Bogan]

That's. Once it goes sideways, is when someone says, well, what? What else is funny to these people? What's next? Are we going to start making fun of, like, you bring up Sandy Hook. It's like, nobody did that. Yeah, but now the mob thinks it happened. They've talked themselves into this. No, there is no comparing at all. 9, 11 with what went on at the Tempe Tavern. If you're thinking that's what they did. You have no sense of humor. You have no understanding of comparisons and absurdities, which is the whole point of funny absurdities. Can they go too far? Sure, if they're done maliciously. You gotta think, you gotta point. If somebody's calling for some sort of movement to be malicious and mean and attack for no reason, if you just didn't like it, move on. Cancel your friends who complain about jokes. The best complaint, the worst thing you can say to a funny person was, that wasn't funny. That is, you can tell me, oh, my God, that was offensive. But if you just go, nah, that wasn't very funny. Oh, it's painful. If your joke doesn't land, it's. It's horrible. Tempe Tavern. Great work. I'll take a large. Brett, you're a large. Brady 3x2x. What do we got? Coming your way?

[Listener]

2X2X.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Good one. Good on you. Hey, keep working on it, kid. I'll get one for Toledo. We'll all wear them around and infuriate the. The ladies who. I don't know who. It's. It's very rarely a man, too. That's the other thing. Maybe Leo was right. Giving them a voice was a bad idea. Again, I'm gonna go.

[John Holmberg]

It's his worst day. Who are we to argue?

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly.

[John Holmberg]

You know?

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. That's by far Tempe Tavern's worst day.

[John Holmberg]

Absolutely.

[Brady Bogan]

By far. That is their 9, 11. That's their worst day. But, yeah, you can't. You can sit back and get mad at stuff. I understand that. But you know what? That's just you. And if nine or 10 of you are mad, doesn't mean you're a spokesperson for all things hilarious. Patrice o' Neill went on CNN and told a lady who was mad at him for making a joke about a kid thing. And I remember what the joke was, and she was mad about some of us. And they showed clips of another comedian on stage in a comedy club making jokes on cnn. And Patrice o' Neill's like, you don't know what funny is, or you wouldn't have done this. Like, you don't show clips of a comedy club on a news show and think it's equal. You can't take that out of context, put it on a news show and say, can you believe this? Of course not. If that comedian came on and started making abortion jokes to Anderson Cooper, he's gonna come across like a crazy person. It's the setting. You just don't do it in someplace. You don't start joking around at funerals. You know, you don't have. You look and you assess this and read the room. Goldberg's Morning Sickness.

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[Brady Bogan]

All right, HMS Podcast time again. It'll let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Felt Face performing.

[Dale Hellistra]

Just Google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one.

[Brady Bogan]

And downtown at Standup Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets.

[John Holmberg]

Go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com we're here with Byron from MMP Guns. Byron, why should someone choose to go to M and P Guns?

[Des Bishop]

The choice is simple, Brett. M and P Guns is your one stop shop for all your shooting needs. We offer Arizona's largest selection handguns, rifles, shotguns, new and pre owned.

[Listener]

We also have a large selection of.

[Des Bishop]

Ammunition, accessories and even training. In fact, right now all pre owned.

[Listener]

Firearms are 20% off.

[Brady Bogan]

All new firearms are 10% off.

[Des Bishop]

We have ammo ink 9mm hollow points for only $12.99 a box and much more.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it sounds like M and P Guns is committed to providing the customers with the best possible service and selection.

[Listener]

That's a fact.

[Des Bishop]

You can visit us at the store at northeast corner of 12th street in.

[Brady Bogan]

Indian are [e-mail] sickness but it's, you know, and now I'm getting all these.

[Listener]

Comedy rooms are just a room without, you know, technically it's supposed to be. There's no boundaries.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, there's boundaries because of, because of setting, but there are no boundaries in what's funny on the topic.

[Listener]

And, and plenty of comedians, you know, can go down that way. All right. Not funny.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Listener]

Doesn't mean they're.

[Brady Bogan]

But it's because it's malicious trying stuff. When malicious kicks in, it's a, it's, it's a, it's an art.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

If you're malicious and trying to be funny, it's going to come across as malicious. It's good with no malice. Funny is just, you know, passable. And now I'm getting everybody's 9 11. I know. Brady's 9 11. Porkopolis closed for repairs. It's true. This one says as I typed this message, John, more people are in slavery than in any other time in history. Who we make about jokes about slavery. It's actually going on as he speaks. I guess that's what Donovan's trying to say. He's probably true. Every. There's a ton of bad stuff going on. If we don't joke about it, we're going to lose it. Laughing at a funeral is amazing. I laugh at a lot of stuff. I'm like, oh, that's dark. My brain just took that to a dark place. It doesn't make me a horrible person. It just makes me have a sense of humor that goes places that even I sometimes am surprised at. Oh, I'm so tired of the stick up their ass. People can't take it. Daniel. See, this is why our audience is great. Yeah, you're right, Holberg. Stupid. Breed, stupid and breed. That's it. That's what it is. The, the, the. The wimpy nature of those kids standing in line waiting to get their tickets from the cops were also raised by people who were like, that wasn't funny. And I'm calling someone.

[John Holmberg]

Now.

[Brady Bogan]

Everybody's in on this. That's my 9 11, too. Leo ain't wrong. Repeal the 19th. Some or another, this turned into people wanting women not to vote and out. And you know what, guys? You're emailing. I'm just repeating. I'll be the one who gets the call. I can't believe how much you hate women. I don't hate women. You say things that make it till you have. I don't hate women. I make fun of women because they're there, just like you guys make fun of me. It's the WNBA of comedy. You can make fun of me all day long. Say I got aids, my giant nose, I'm ugly, and all this. And I take it because you know what? I don't have a stick up my ass, but I make fun of you. And I'll get a call from you. Hate all.

[Listener]

You can't joke about us.

[Brady Bogan]

Why? I've actually had a woman get mad at me about things I've said. And the last I swear to you, this happened, it was when we were doing the local artist thing, and I made fun of local artists for being, you know. You know, you're not a good artist if the word local's in front of you. You just. Good artists don't have the word local involved at all. It's like a local band, just not a thing. You're not good yet.

[Listener]

They hate that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, they went crazy. Like, oh, local artists here they banded together and got so mad. And a lady was mad at me saying I hated all this stuff about you and blah, blah, blah. I'm like, all right. I didn't like what you said at all, and the words you were saying were offensive. And I'm like, okay. And I took it. And she goes, you're just gonna sit there and take it? And then she called me an ftard. You're a tard. And I'm like, hey, hey, hey. Now you've crossed the line. Because I've got two kids and both of them are. And she started to giggle and I'm like, boom. Gotcha, bitch. I'm like, see, you're laughing. Well, that was just stupid. Yeah, but you're laughing and we're both laughing at something terrible. I don't know what a tard looks like, but I assume it's a degree worse than retarded. And nobody's shooting for that.

[John Holmberg]

Found Donovan. A shirt. Donovan and Leo.

[Brady Bogan]

A shirt For Repeal the 19th Amendment is available online. You didn't have to make that or anything. No. Did Lincoln have. There's. Lincoln's. On There is the 19th Amendment. It's the woman vote. Right. Just because I'm not very bright, I might be talking about something. I don't know. Revoke the 19th amendment. There are several.

[John Holmberg]

There are tons.

[Brady Bogan]

Several shirts. There's one that's. That celebrates the 19th Amendment. It says the women's right to vote. The suffrage T shirt. That's cute. But I wouldn't want to be friends with any woman wandering around with that on. She's going to get mouthy. Repeal the 19th. I would wear that just to see what people did. There's a hoodie there. There's like American Eagles. That's a great one. That's not bad. That looks like something you'd buy at a Harley shop. That's pretty neat. Repeal the 19th Amendment shirts. That is fantastic.

[John Holmberg]

You're hurry now. Maybe you can get one for you Fest do.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, it's. No. Is it funny? Hysterical. Especially if a woman's wearing it.

[John Holmberg]

That's the funny part. Look at the display. There's one there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's another one. T shirts are not murder and they can't hurt you. So if you see one with a message you don't like, don't call Sell.

[Listener]

The F on the first date.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't call Mark Curtis the second you see a T shirt you don't like and stir this up. Mobs are never right. Mobs are never. And it's Today is the day for protest. And you watch it. People go out with a good intention of like, we're gonna. Protests are great, but they lose focus and the next thing you know they're throwing trash cans through the windows of the Crate and Barrel in a piano store. It's like, what happened here Gets heated so quick. Cause they feed each other the. This is going.

[Des Bishop]

This.

[Brady Bogan]

That's why you watch the news. And they're like, it's the end of the world constitutional crisis. You know, if he does this, this and this and this are probably gonna happen. And then five years from now we look back and go, remember when Rachel Maddow said we were all going to be living in concentration camps? Remember when Sean Hannity said that, you know, we were all going to be lit on fire by Obama? We, they, they try to make you lose your mind over things that have not occurred. Everything's possible. Everyone. Sean Rockefeller just emailed in. He can't see. He's got a 9 11. This email just came in, says my son doesn't have a stick in his ass at all, but he does have a ruler in his throat. And the day I found out my son was gay was my 911 signed Dan Holmberg. That's from my dad, for crying out loud. And I'm not gay, dad. I wasn't measuring the depth of my throat. I bent down with a ruler in my mouth and it jammed in. It hit the ground. What were you doing with a ruler on the ground? I lay on my tummy and do my homework like a twinkle.

[John Holmberg]

Now I'm sending out links for those T shirts. Yeah, people are like, dude, where's that 19?

[Brady Bogan]

We're gonna see a lot of repeal the 19. It's funny because I don't think anybody means it or is anybody. Nobody's gonna go march on Washington trying to get the women's right to vote to go away. We know that's a step too far because it's no longer funny. Now we're talking malicious Tempe Tavern putting a shirt out and people actually thought it was another 9 11. How dare you compare the two. Oh, stop it. Guess what? This t shirt's your 911 too. Because you, you didn't get this upset when the buildings went down. Too many dumb people. And this is the Internet's fault. Have a voice. Too many dumb people. Fire off something and then get more dumb people to click that little thumbs up thing. And they're like, wow, I have over 250 people agreeing with me. I must be Some sort of movement leader. I should go public with this even beyond the Internet. Too many dumb people have something to say and an outlet to say it. I'm a dumb person with an outlet to say it. But guess what I say all the time. Hey, by the way, I'm pretty dumb. All this stuff is. Pretty much everything I say is frivolous garbage. This one said, John, I can't believe you. A woman got mad at you for something you said. This never happened. You're a liar, Donovan. Yeah, you're right, Donovan. Women never get mad at things for what they said. I just don't know what happened to sticks and stones. I don't know what happened. Like, I'm uncomfortable, so I'm rooting for everyone to fall. You're uncomfortable is somebody else's. Hilarious.

[Listener]

This.

[Brady Bogan]

Live with it. If it's a personal attack on you, your name's being used and you're being destroyed by someone, that's not funny. That's an attack. It might be funny, but you still have a right to go, wow, I'm being disparaged. That's. There's rules against that. We lost track of something a long time ago. It's coming around again. But. And I didn't realize how much. So. One bad thing about the Internet is too many dummies have voices. One great thing about the Internet is the dark humor lives on that more than it's ever lived ever. And everybody acts like it doesn't. But repeal the 19th amendment, there's 30 different designs on those shirts. Because they're selling. There's enough. There's enough demand out there for the repeal the 19th shirts that they came up with multiple designs.

[Listener]

I'm gonna be looking for them.

[Brady Bogan]

Me too. I don't think people wear them outside. I think they have them in their house. I have a shirt that I got that I thought was fun, and I don't wear it because it. Out of context. It's not funny. But every time I go through my T shirts, like, what T shirt will I wear today? I have a maroon T shirt with a picture of Anne Frank on it. And every day I go through and I forget she's there, and then her little face pops up when I'm, you know, moving the hangers. And I'm like. I giggle every time. Like, who would own that? Oh, yeah, you. I never wear it because it's. But it's a weird shirt. And the fact I bought it was, somebody made this. I need to own that because someone made. And it's not A mean picture. It's just a picture of her. There's not doing anything. It's not. It's not filtered. There's no bad. It's just smiling Anne Frank. Just a great maroon shirt with a black and white picture on the front that I'm afraid to wear anywhere because why would I. You're asking for it now. If I was going on stage at a comedy club, I pop it right on because it's absurd and I find that hilarious. Anyway, Tempe Tavern. The balls on you. The balls on this tavern. Hey, we got busted. Looks like we're gonna lose our life license. We should print T shirts. This is that one. 9 11. Yep. Dummies. But to and to who? And also, by the way, to the local news. Troy Hayden, if you're out there. Ian Schwartz, if you're out there. You guys need to start kind of stepping on this too. When some lunatic lady calls you and says, can you believe it? I'm so offended. It's like, all right, lady, this isn't news. This is salacious nonsense. A woman in Paradise Valley was met. When. Are they not upset? Just.

[Listener]

Life wouldn't be normal if there was nothing to be upset.

[Brady Bogan]

That's their bored all day. Their. Their board meeting for the fake charity they run is not till Friday. They got nothing to do all week, so they just spend days just being miserable, living off the dime of some guy who actually succeeded. And then they wander around and find things to get upset about. If it's not a tree that's overgrown into their yard, it's a root that's wrecking a sidewalk. And God forbid you give them the ammunition to say a tavern. They don't even know where it is or would never go to. Had the balls to say hour 9 11. She watches a lot of Fox News. She contributes to tunnels, to towers, and she thinks she's the savior of the planet. So she's got a false sense of importance so she can call the news and get things done. And unfortunately, the news says, oh, rich white lady mad. We should probably run to that instead of just, you know. Hi, Channel 12 News Desk. I saw a thing on the tavern put in. It's our 9 11. And I want it stopped. And I want you to talk about it. I'm sorry, ma' am. That's not news. You can go yourself now. Go complain about a tree in your yard. Oh, yeah, you know about the tree? The leaves from my neighbor dripping at my pool. Yeah. That's news to you.

[Listener]

It just tells me there's not enough charity balls going on right now.

[Brady Bogan]

She's not getting too hot. She's got to get in a committee and make herself feel important by raising money to not stop a disease. I've been on the board to stop sickle cell for a long time because I care about the Afro Can American. Thanks, ma' am. It's going great. You're really making headway there with that.

[Listener]

The stress is. I gotta. When are we gonna use this trip that we bought at the auction?

[Brady Bogan]

Right? Right. I got one of those right now. I got one for going to Bali because I went to an auction to raise money to stay. They gave me a trip to Bali. Now I paid.

[Listener]

See, you got things to deal with.

[Brady Bogan]

I do, but I'm not complaining. I looked around that room. I saw a lot of suits. I saw an awful lot of liquor and a lot of money going towards a charity, which was a great thing. But you're right. At the end of the day, a couple people wandered off with sushi parties, and I had a trip to Bali in my pocket because I want a drawing. I don't know where those came from. Half of me wants to give it to some of the sick dogs that I'm trying to help out at that chair. Do you shelter dogs? Want to go to Bali? Is there anything I can do for the. I don't know that I'll ever use it anyway, so. Shut up is what I'm saying. That's all. Let the professionals handle what's funny and what's not. Tempe Tavern. Great job. I'll be the judge of whether or not it's funny and who has a stick up their ass. That's what we should do. We should have that also be part of our justice program. Who's. Was it funny and.

[Dale Hellistra]

Or.

[Brady Bogan]

You've got a stick up your ass. And that's my ultimate judge to say kind of funny. And clearly you have a stick up your ass. So I'm gonna go with which one has the. You have the stick way up your ass. And that was mildly fine. I'm gonna go with funny on this one. Yeah. Of course. There's plenty of stuff that I don't find Amy Schumer. I don't find her funny at all. I find her wildly offensive, disgusting. But to go to Brady's line of logic. Just not my cup of tea. Some people might think it's funny. I don't understand 3 11. You don't understand Green Day, but I get that people like them. I'm not trying to have them canceled. That's just my opinion.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, I'm trying to have fish canceled, but that's a whole other subject.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm trying to have Fish and everyone who goes to a fish show canceled. Yes. Yeah, for sure. Because they're just awful. That's an awful group of people. That's a horrendous group of humanity that frankly should just be eradicated from the earth in any means possible. But that's not. You know.

[Listener]

And I'm trying to get Fish to do a backyard concert at your place.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. And I'm trying to burn that down. My own home. If Fish was in my house, I'd burn it down. Because you're never getting that stink out anyway. See? And to those of you, I'm not really gonna burn my house down if Fish shows up. I'm just gonna kill myself. Cause I know Fish. I'm not really good. Oh, to all those events. I'm not really gonna kill myself. I know suicide's not funny. I'm not gonna kill myself if I know Fish. I'm gonna kill Fish. Oh, I know. That's a. I can't. You can't kill a band because you don't like. I know. I know people. A murder's not funny. I'm not gonna kill Fish. Just gonna show him pictures of O.J. simpson and make him afraid. I might. I know O.J. simpson's not funny. I know. I know. You can go down the list all day of the references that aren't, how long have I lived off O.J. simpson? Impression. And you want to go to the is this guy funny or not? Thing. If you look at it from a perspective of murder, it's nothing funny about OJ it's all your perspective.

[Listener]

It's been certified very good.

[Brady Bogan]

It's great. Kato Kaelin said it's. He couldn't tell the difference.

[Listener]

Freaked out.

[Brady Bogan]

He got chills. A great impression. If you boil it down from a perspective, I'm looking at it going, well, O.J. simpson killed people. And you're making jokes. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Dale Hellistra]

Of course.

[Brady Bogan]

You can look at that and say, this is terrible. That's what makes it funny. I have a shirt that has OJ on it, another shirt that's printed, and it says lady Killer on the shirt. That's hilarious. Anyway, what are you gonna to do? People want to know the update on your generator. Yesterday's picking up today. You are going to get it now.

[Listener]

Why are you.

[Brady Bogan]

You're still picking it up.

[Listener]

Yeah, I'm going to Go get it.

[Brady Bogan]

Why? Why won't he drop it off?

[Listener]

He's in a wheelchair.

[Brady Bogan]

No, he's.

[Listener]

I don't. I just said.

[Brady Bogan]

That's not funny.

[Listener]

Sorry.

[John Holmberg]

This is Brady's 911.

[Brady Bogan]

That's Br.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

This generator's 911. Him, you still have to drive all the way. Are you gonna go to lunch with him too? You son of a.

[Listener]

No, no. I have another lunch. But maybe I will do a second lunch with him.

[Brady Bogan]

You have a lunch, then you're gonna shoot on over, grab your possessions from a guy who's disrespected you top to bottom. Is he gonna be there today, at least to help you carry it?

[Listener]

We'll find out this morning. Maybe something.

[John Holmberg]

Comes Thriller down there to pick it up?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Left yesterday.

[Brady Bogan]

We call a guy.

[Listener]

Might not know what it looks like.

[Brady Bogan]

He left yesterday to go get it. We call a guy with a massive birth defect Thriller because he walks like he's in the video. Tempe Tavern's got some lady up their ass because of our 9 11. I don't know how you live like that. Wouldn't you just be mad all the time? You turn this show on? They call a crippled boy Thriller. I have to protect him. 9 11. What about people. What about people who were in 9 11? That's terrible. Oh, what a terrible. He just said he's gonna kill fish.

[Dale Hellistra]

You'd be.

[Brady Bogan]

You live in fear constantly that somebody's gonna say something that's gonna make you jump off a bridge. I know. Jumping off bridges, it's. It's not funny.

[Des Bishop]

What about the family who had their.

[Brady Bogan]

Son tragically leap off a bridge? Do you think of them? Never ever do I think of them. That's horrible to think about. Anyway, go get your generator and raise it above your head and smash something at that guy's house. Oops, sorry. On the way out without help, I got a little careless with the generator. And I might have dinged your car up a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

We can call some of the ghouls and have them go pick it up for me.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. Do you want us to get some listeners to go out and grab your generator for you?

[Listener]

If he cancels this time?

[Brady Bogan]

David Vasquez or something. You don't have time, Brady. You don't have time. He doesn't have time for you. You don't have time for him. I'm gonna send a couple people out. Out. I got the gate code. We'll come right in. Got a couple guys. And we'll send Winston and.

[John Holmberg]

And Thunder Horse. President John.

[Brady Bogan]

President John. Hey, man, I'm here to pick up my friend's generator. Maybe some other stuff along the way. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Excuse me. Are you one of those Crenshaw Mafia?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God. All right, you guys stand outside, and I'll open the garage door. Holmes. Excuse me, Holmes. Excuse me, Holmes. I don't believe that's the generator. That isn't a generator, actually. You're taking your. You have the refrigerator on a dolly. I mean, that's a Viking range. I don't know what you think that. All right, I guess you're gonna load that in the truck, too. All right, well, essay. I suppose this belongs to you now. Yeah. Did you get into a fight with him yesterday? On phone at all?

[Listener]

Just text.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but it was it. Was it heated? No.

[Listener]

You know, I told him, just keep it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know that. And he said, ah, come on.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And you said, all right, I'll come get it tomorrow. Yeah.

[Listener]

And the reason why is it I have to pick it up because it doesn't fit in the bag of his Ferrari.

[Brady Bogan]

So is that true? No.

[Listener]

He's got another car.

[Brady Bogan]

The money he saved, the Ferrari also, though.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

The money he saved on a generator. He can go rent a truck over at Home Depot for 20 bucks.

[Brady Bogan]

This guy has a Ferrari. And he called you and said, I need to borrow something that's valued. That's valued at about 400 bucks now. That's not funny. Of course, I have my angles. I have my thoughts.

[Listener]

It won't surprise you.

[Brady Bogan]

He's got a Ferrari and he's asking to borrow stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, we've already got four people volunteering to go back down there. I'll clean that garage out.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, we got people that'll rob them blind. We can't really be accomplices to that. Although I'm not against it. I know robberies aren't funny. I know. To the one mom out there that's mad at the Tempe Tavern that's on a rampage with her notepad. I'm going after them. I'm gonna get them. Good for you. You're taking away what a bunch of people. Love. Loved. Anyway, it's my solemn promise to you that if anybody takes us down, we'll have a podcast. Let's just advertise that immediately. If we're ever off the air here, there'll be a podcast the next day. Pay attention to Brett Vesley's Facebook or Instagram. If we ever go down, we'll have a podcast that's probably even better than this tomorrow, look to the sky at.

[Listener]

Night for the signal.

[Brady Bogan]

It'll be a dick in the air. When you see that, just know. I know, ladies, these visible dicks in the air aren't funny. But yeah, just know that and tell your friends to say, hey, look, if it ever goes off the air and you're like, hey, homework, show's not on the air anymore. Just know that within a 24 hour period we can fire up this very same thing on steroids tomorrow. We don't want to. It's a lot of work. But if it happened, so far, so good, knock on wood. I don't really want that to occur. But you know, with this, if somebody's going after Tempe Tavern for the T shirts when they should be mad at them for serving underage kids drinks, that's the real thing they should be upset about. But no, the T shirt pushed him over the edge. Idiots. We were surrounded by them. Just know that Brett. We got to keep Brett's. Brett's Instagram is the bat signal. And then it'll just say it's time. And then we'll start some weird thing, some underground pirate nonsense. Craziness. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 585-9800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98K but he.

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[Dale Hellistra]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Listener]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Listener]

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[Des Bishop]

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[Listener]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

To miles to nowhere. Katie and the Hobbs, thank you very much. We were just talking about the theme song. Brett, he made a good point. Like, I wonder if Miles to Nowhere plays that on their live sets on their live show.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd find that to be touching. I'd go to me start bouncing around. I like that.

[John Holmberg]

I wanted to go to the show before Eastercake, but there's a lot going on.

[Brady Bogan]

Too much. That's too much. Paula Proc, who hates Toledo, says, I need to know where I can get one of Those repeal the 19th Amendment T shirts. I swear to swear to the gods I know in all caps. So many women who are effing idiots. And by the way, none of them can drive worth a damn either. I'm a woman who appreciates humor. Why else would I have listened to you since you were on the other station? Keep doing exactly what you're doing, Paula, the Toledo hater. I will, Paula, I promise. And you can get those shirts if you just text Brett. He'll give you the link.

[John Holmberg]

I've already sent it out like seven times.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not doing it.

[John Holmberg]

I need a cut of this.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not sending anybody that link. I'll get canceled. I'm not an idiot.

[John Holmberg]

You can just google it. There's like different options out there.

[Brady Bogan]

But, you know, Google, repeal the 19th amendment. And then five weeks later your boss is like, what are you doing? You work at some suffragette house. I don't know if those still exist.

[John Holmberg]

They're used to my computer with the stuff that gets sent to me.

[Brady Bogan]

Another guy emailed me and said that his friend was joking around about, you know, jokes that can go side where you're joking. And he was on a work email and it was a thing. And they. Somebody made a joke about 19, the 19th Amendment. And he said, but the one friend didn't know. He said, Repeal the 16th Amendment, which is the slavery one. And he didn't know that. He thought he was going after the women. And he said. And there were a few people on the thread that were like, what the hell does that have to do with what we're talking about? I said, what? Oh, but again, because no one had a stick in their ass, they realized he'd just made a mistake.

[Listener]

We'll see it on some rec league. That's the team Jersey.

[Brady Bogan]

Everybody's number 19, the up. It's so good. That's so good. And you know, I've got They're funny T shirts. The Internet has O.J. and Nicole, as you know, memes every time. Like I said, the most recent one I saw was Nicole was Shador Sanders and O.J. was the NFL draft. And it just puts a title over the two things. Basically saying, this thing's about to get killed by this thing. And we all laugh. Har Hardy Harry are. And it's horrible. Stop being sensitive now. One thing I am going to be sensitive to is you dumb kids out there. You kids out there today. Anybody under the age of 35, I'm starting to think might not be equipped to live life anymore. Have you tried to pay for cash recently? With cash? Like $100. I was in Vegas.

[Listener]

Not a hundred.

[Brady Bogan]

I had a few hundos in my pocket there. My Vegas money still in my pocket. And I had to pay for something with cash. It was $38. I said, all I got is a hundred. You have cards. And at that moment I thought to myself, I do, but the fact that you don't want a hundred dollars in your hand confuses me. And I want to know what's going to happen next. So I said, nope, only cash. Okay. Two people and a calculator to get my change. No clue. And I'll tell you right now, it's 61.38 sense. I looked at the. I can do this in a. I didn't tell him. Register opens. He stares down, he looks at me. Calculator comes out, works it. For a second, I'm just dead quiet like, you got to be kidding me, man. Another person comes by. It's like 62. Like what? Going to be short.

[Listener]

Have the ability to put it into the fuck register.

[Brady Bogan]

It didn't tell him. I did notice that the machine. Because I don't deal with cash ever. So it's. Yeah. Most time it tells you that it didn't. It didn't have that. It just opened. I don't even know if he did that right, to be honest.

[Listener]

I think hundreds are tough to begin with because a lot of places, all of a sudden I don't have that change.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I'm betting he doesn't.

[Brady Bogan]

He got it right.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

But it was because he had help with a friend. Not a good sign. Oh, say abacus to him and he'll pass out new words. Yeah, it was. It's frightful to think that. That you can't simply make change. We're not that advanced with money yet that you still shouldn't be able to make change. I get it. I used my phone this morning to buy gas. Just tapped it on the machine, which is great. The convenience of it's awesome. But if I give you a hundred bucks and it's $38 and change, you should be able to knock that silly immediately. I'll even give you if you missed by a dime or so.

[Listener]

Don't worry about the change.

[Brady Bogan]

But I mean, we're looking. Yeah, we're basically looking at, you know, 61 something. And they just give me a quarter. Like, how's that? I don't know. I'd take it because I don't like change. But there it was. A complete catastroph was his 9 11. Here we go. Cash is my 9 11. That guy couldn't do it. Works the register. Brady. You know, the trickle down on that is. Nobody told him sometimes you're gonna have to make change. He just, you go work the register. None of us know how to do it. Nobody's ever gonna come in here with cash again. This is. What a horrifying. What do you think he's gonna come in a Conestoga wagon, be pulled by horses? Who has cash? He's got federalist money.

[John Holmberg]

John, that guy just needs to learn the word gulp.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I'll tell you this. The amount of rouge on his cheeks, I think he knows it. He's wearing a lot of makeup.

[Listener]

That poor guy probably now has anxiety.

[Brady Bogan]

Good. You know what he should do instead of having anxiety? Hit the books. Go find out how to make change. All you have to do is learn how to make change off of a $10 bill to any amount lesser than that with change in the middle of it. And then you're like, oh, I see. It works backwards from the 10. That's easy. I see.

[Listener]

Just ask Siri.

[Brady Bogan]

He could have done that. You know what? That would have been the bright boy thing to do, and I would have died laughing. Hey, Matt, up. How much change do I give a guy who's $38? 60. Say how much do I give him for a hundred? And you know what Meta would have said? Are you a. It's change, man. And it's even numbers change. It's not like the guy get. The ones that I used to struggle with are the people that would give me like the. The. Like if it was 30 bucks or something, $38. Let's say $38 and 40 cents. And then they'd give me $50.40. Sense. Oh, they Evened it up. But I'm gonna miss this by a dollar. I just know it. Making changes. Children should do it. That's why you started Kool Aid stands and stuff in the inner city and lemonade stands in the white communities. That's exactly why you did it, to learn, like, somebody gives you three bucks.

[Listener]

Yeah, there's all sorts of lessons.

[Brady Bogan]

You learn tons of lessons. Business management, who to discriminate against. I mean, that's what we learned from business. I'm not serving these people. Or they give you some change and like, oh, no, I've got to give the money back. That's the point of it. Doesn't happen anymore. Dying laughing I had a friend who was a CEO of a company. And no, it's not my banking buddy who said that he had an interview with someone who just graduated from college. It's the time of year you start doing the interviews with college graduates. Saw a few of them yesterday at Wilderness, Arizona. Wilderness Brewery, the graduation. And the hats were on. We were down there yesterday for an early lunch. And he said, I interviewed with a guy and he's got a pretty respectable company. It's not huge, probably about 18 or 19 employees, but he does this thing every year. You know, a couple of college graduates come in and work under his umbrella and then get jobs with him. And it's pretty lucrative. Jobs. Kid sits down, you know, said, first off, I just want to say thanks for having me. And like, interview's going well. The kid's, you know, very positive. And he said, but before we start this whole this is a 23 year old, he goes, if this job doesn't pay over $100,000, what was the other thing he said to me? Oh, Aaron, I'm going to have to come back for another interview after this. When? Let's just shake hands now. Jesus. And the guy who's running it says, well, it does pay over $100,000 with potential for a lot more. So we're good there. And second, I'm the CEO, so if you do well with me, this is the only interview you're gonna need. And the guy goes, great, okay? And he goes, and now we're gonna shake hands. And you can go. And he sent him on his way because he's like, what balls are. Arrogant prick. So he blew it because he gets out of college thinking, you know, don't waste my time. I can get a job I don't have. I live my parents. If it's not worth a hundred grand, it's not worth a second of my time and the job does I, I even, I'm like, does it pay that? And he goes about, yeah. So you get up to about 100. You got to do some. You got to do some work and you got to get incentives. And all the companies don't pay over 100 if you're, you know, in the first year. He said, you know, base is not going to be that, but you can work your way to it. He said, next, in three months time, if you're any good at it, you'll start seeing actually extra.

[Listener]

There was something else that was along that lines. They're saying the kids are coming out of college and the interview, they won't entertain anything. That's not over, yeah, $50,000.

[Brady Bogan]

It's. I'm like, remarkable.

[Listener]

You're gonna have.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, it depends on what you graduated with.

[Listener]

Right?

[Brady Bogan]

But still, you don't have. It was zero. You're getting zero and you're holding out for a hundred. From what? From why? Hi. It's pretty good stuff, though. I admire both sides. But yeah, he said, I just said, yeah. I told him, oh, no, you won't ever have to do another interview again. I'm the CEO if you do well here. And the kid, he said, the kid just relaxed in his chair and big smile. He goes, and now we'll shake hands. And you can go because this has not gone well for you at all. And he told him, he said, as he walked him out, he goes, don't interview like that again with anyone else. And the kid didn't say a word. And he was like, his confidence. Somebody told him to do that. That like you tell somebody, go in there and you, you set your parameters and you, you, you can't swing a dick if you've never done a thing in your life. You didn't have any leverage. But that's crazy. Meanwhile, I got a kid who's working at a store, can't make change for a hundred. I got. I wanted to so badly to step in and help, but I just let it. I let the sufferings continue.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you weren't in a hurry, obviously, otherwise you'd still be there.

[Brady Bogan]

Brett, if I was in a hurry, I'd stand there still and watch dummy suffer. Nothing funnier than me dummy suffering and just recognizing, wow, I'm an unqualified moron. Because to me, hopefully, but I doubt it, he sits and thinks, I gotta learn that. That was it. I was dumb. But again, because we've eliminated shame. He probably looked at me and went, ugh, dick. Old man came in and started trying to pay with cash. Who does that? Instead of just recognizing I have flaws I should fix if that happens again. I share the world with a lot of people of doing different things and maybe an age, you know, like an 80 year old man would come in and go, I only do cash. It's not his fault you're dumb. I'm capable of doing both. Apple Pay with my phone, credit cards, checks, cash. I can do it all. I'm well rounded. I'm like a Broadway star. I can sing, I can dance, I can act. This kid's good for one thing and he's mad at everybody else for being good at other stuff. What we should be doing today is not bashing on things. We should be celebrating that the Lakers are out of the playoffs. I think it's great.

[John Holmberg]

If somebody wants to hear. King Nothing for LeBron.

[Brady Bogan]

LeBron. Yep. King Nothing slinks off the court a loser yesterday and many people happy. For a little while there, it looked like that game was going to get out of hand. And I was thrilled about it. They ended up coming back. Credit to J.J. redick and the kids, Luca and all that. Luke got his back ripped out of him and he still played a great game.

[Dale Hellistra]

Barely.

[Brady Bogan]

You could tell he barely moved like his back. Five games. Lakers are out three seed Gonzo. So it's, it's always a better world when the Lakers are, you know, like I always say about the Ravens, sad. Lakers make me happy. Sad. LeBron James is make me very happy. I love when LeBron James has to shake hands with somebody who's now better than him and Anthony Edwards and say, hey, go get him, kid. I love it. I love it. Yeah. King Nothing's a good one. We crown King Nothing. So that was a nice thing yesterday. And then I don't know if you guys saw this, this terrible thing that happened in Pittsburgh at the Cubs and Pirates. You see that? How weird. Okay, so if you didn't see it, there's. And we have video of everything now prior to the phone.

[Listener]

I sent it to Toledo.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we'd have just heard about it prior to the. To iPhones and stuff. It would be like, oh my God, a guy fell out of thing. Now you got angles, you got. It's crazy how many zapruders there are out there for every single thing that happens. But if you watch it again, it almost looks. He looks like he's jumping.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

A guy falls over the wall. Clemente wall is a 21 foot wall in honor of Roberto Clemente. Because he wore number 21 for the Pirates. He played right field. So that at the stadium there, that beautiful PNC park in Pittsburgh, third best stadium in baseball. No one talks about it. And there's. And then the drop off to fourth is fast. Probably Baltimore. And I hate saying that because you're in Baltimore. Camden's great, but Camden Yards is in Baltimore. But three to four is a big gap. That stadium in Pittsburgh's gorgeous Clemente wall, 21ft, this dude, there's a Pirates. It's a hit. And he's running in the round in the bases. And a guy just jumps out of his chair and it looks like he flips over about 11 times. It's the weirdest.

[Listener]

It is weird.

[Brady Bogan]

It's just strange to watch. And he's in critical condition, and he jumped off thing. And then the headline read today, and I couldn't help but giggle, Pirates ask for prayers. And I'm like, what does that mean? Oh, it's the Pittsburgh Pirates. Don't say, Pirates ask for prayers. I can't do that. I'm a child. You can't have pirates ask me. Ye be asking for prayers.

[Listener]

We are.

[Brady Bogan]

Ye be praying. Stop it. And asking for prayers. Fine. That's great. Pirates shocked. Need help. Prayers aren't going to do you know what? Family asks for a bar over the top of the thing. So you can't just leap over the wall eventually because of our silly behaviors. You've seen what they've done already. And this is. People say that the nets that go all the way around a baseball field now are for our protection because they don't. They don't get sued because nobody pays attention anymore. They're all staring at their phones. And you got these projectiles coming in at 108 miles an hour that are, you know, little rocks. And people are looking down the whole time. So many people said they didn't have nets around the ball field up until about eight years ago.

[Dale Hellistra]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Why? Because people went to baseball games and kept their head up. You never heard if a guy got hit in the head in the stands. It was a goofy. Now it was like it's happening all the time. Why? Oh, they're always staring at their phones. They're always looking down. And it's. You know, so we had to put nets around. Now we're gonna have to put glass around the outside so you don't fall off. Nobody can even.

[Listener]

Yeah, if it's got the pony wall.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it is.

[Listener]

It'll be like hockey.

[Brady Bogan]

It's so weird. It Looks like he jumped.

[Listener]

That's springing out.

[Brady Bogan]

He looks like.

[John Holmberg]

He does look like he jumped.

[Brady Bogan]

People are worried about it and all. You watch this video and the first thing I thought was, that guy's killing himself. Himself. He springs out of his chair at a weird moment too. It's not like a. Nobody else is getting up. This is a. You know, I think the Pirates scored a run on the thing. I think it was a single or something. Guys round in second and he got pushed. And there's the other thing. It's either a push. This is not him staggering or stumbling.

[Listener]

No one's behind him.

[Brady Bogan]

Zero attempt to save his fall. Like if you. Anybody falling over a wall is reaching back or something's going on, this dude springs headfirst over the wall. I think it's. I personally think it's suicide. I think that that guy.

[Listener]

It certainly looks like it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I mean, from the. All the videos that I've seen, there's no attempt to stop that, you know, and it surprises the people next to him. Like nobody's standing up doing what he's doing. He just jumps over. I think that guy. Right. I think that's intentional and it's horrifying.

[Listener]

It is. But you know, at that height, you wouldn't think, you know, dirt. Like, was he.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that's couple 21ft header. You're not going to do well with that. And he's just limp and it looks like he does like six flips. I know that's not. But it just looks so cartoonishly flippy. And it does.

[John Holmberg]

You know, at first I was like, oh, is it like a home run ball? He's reaching for it. But no, it's a grounder.

[Brady Bogan]

It looks like an ejector seat.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

He springs out of that thing. And credit to the Pirate staff and everything. By the way, Pirates win the game 43 after a ninth inning grounder put him ahead. There's a deep drive by Castellanos next to the corpse.

[Listener]

That's a double right in front of the country roads. Take me home.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, sure, sure. It's weird. So weird. That video's all over the place. It's nothing about that seems to me to be an accident that he's either intentionally jumping or somebody just flipped him over. Yeah. And again, people already making jokes with. Yeah, he probably had some mouthy woman there he's been dealing with for years and he'd had enough. That's not. Yeah, this. Not everything's going to go back to repealing the 19th, but it's the video sweeping the Internet and think about us for a little bit. Think of the weirdness of society that we get to see all these things. And everybody's always like, ah, things are terrible. Every plane crash is on tape. So we feel like all the planes are falling out of the sky. Stuff like this happens and we'll build nets around the stadium. And it's all just because we are seeing it. People have. Remember the dude in the top row that fell out in that one and a few years ago and he tumbled over the second deck and he reached back and he grabbed.

[Listener]

Oh yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And he's just. And he hung there for a second and then he went down. It's horrible. But we are going to have to build giant walls now because we see it and we also know that when people see that, it sparks ideas for the others. Huh? Now it's a movement. It says someone said last night on the news that he was trying to jump on the field and he got his feet caught in the railing causing him to flip like that. But it looks like he catapulted out of the seat. It said he was trying to jump onto the field on the News. That's a 21 foot jump. If you land that. I mean, call the Olympics. You're going. If you can land that. But yeah, he caught his feet. He does jump though. There's no doubt. So we're gonna find that out. So again, one nut bag is going to cause the fear because the videos out there to make us all feel like we've got to protect this whole thing. The other thing in kind of sports world, Lakers gone. Guy at the Pirates games. Big news. I have to say I'm a little worried that my atheism may be wrong, Brady, because I remember back in the 80s, praying out loud and even into the 90s that I wish something horrible would happen to John Elk way. Yeah. And now it's happening and I don't know what they're trying to do here. He wrecked a golf cart, his friend fell out and died. Right?

[Listener]

Well, he didn't wreck it.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they had an incident. The guy fell out, which can happen.

[Listener]

And he was driving.

[Brady Bogan]

Was he drunk? And what's the rule on that? Because I've driven a golf cart plastered. In fact, my friend has a golf cart. And we go back and forth to each other's houses too, not drive because we're only like a quarter mile apart. So instead of getting in a car, we use the golf cart and sail up the side. No major roads. But you know what?

[Listener]

You're wondering, did he have a bottle of Elway's Reserve?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. And that's where I'm at. What's the rule on golf cart drunkenness? Because that's the point of it.

[Listener]

I mean, if that's the fact, you definitely will get.

[Brady Bogan]

You're not on a road. Road. You're operating a motor vehicle that isn't licensed. You're not on a road, and they're serving you alcohol. And no one ever says, not for the driver. There's no sticker. There's no warning, do not drink and drive. Don't touch this. It's not a given. It's encouraged to booze it up. I don't know what the rules are on golf carts now. I know they weren't on a golf course. They were at an event of some other kind.

[Listener]

Were that stagecoach or not?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. It was a festival, something. Yeah, they weren't. Yeah, they were driving around. Around a golf cart to get from A to B. I don't know the rules on that.

[John Holmberg]

I think you can still get a DUI and everything. I know you can get one on your bike.

[Brady Bogan]

You can get one on your bike if you're on the road. I don't think. If you're just riding in a field, I.

[John Holmberg]

Dad, I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't either.

[John Holmberg]

We need a cop.

[Brady Bogan]

Because it's. Yeah, we need a cop. Maybe you can, because I don't even get one of it on a horse if you're operating something. But I. I don't know if that's. If you're on a street or on some sort of a thoroughfare. But if you're just on a golf cart and you're in your yard and you're drunk and you fall, you can't get a dui, can you, on a golf course, can you? Because if I'm a cop, that's proof they don't have quotas. Like, everybody thinks, oh, it's end of the month. Cops get their quota. That's proof they don't have one. Because if I was a cop and I needed a quota. Just ticket, dudes. On the 11th hole of every golf course there is. Yeah. Seven days, all day. Ticket again.

[Listener]

I don't know how. I mean, like, if it's a pub, if it's a private place or there's public golf courses.

[Brady Bogan]

What's the rule on driving a golf cart drunk? Because I'm guilty. Every time. Every time. And that's. Right. And my. And my new Friend Cam Scatterboo is getting sued for an incident in a golf cart. Something happened a while ago, and I don't know that. I don't know what the rules are with that. I really don't. I have no clue.

[Listener]

We've heard, you know, we've had stories where people have gotten a DUI on a horse.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what we're saying, Tractor. But again, if that's. If they find them, this is easy. Arizona's got 191 golf courses in just the Phoenix area. Go to. Go to one today, and you're writing 10 DUIs.

[Listener]

Well, they might not have been thinking about that, you know, at the time of the accident. That's saying drinking.

[Brady Bogan]

What's the rule? Of course. Yeah, you're gonna. I think you get cited then, if that's the case, and get cited for murder. For manslaughter, vehicular man.

[Listener]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Or negligence. But I've never once had a cart girl say, no open containers in the car. They, no, we can't drive and drink.

[Listener]

I mean, what happens. Yeah, I mean, that's a great question, because what happens on golf course where people are jacking around with a golf cart and it wrecks and one of the people die in it?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, this guy get charged. Guy says, as a former driver, you.

[Listener]

Know, if the passenger gets.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, if you wreck a car drunk.

[Listener]

Well, you're not even drunk. You're just jacking around on the. In the golf cart trying to do spins and.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Dale Hellistra]

Edwards.

[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Listener]

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Fisher Tools brands you know service you trust. Holmberg's Morning sickness. This says, as an ex DUI officer, a golf cart is a dui. Private property is irrelevant for a dui. Can be enforced for dui. Hit and run, reckless driving. You cannot get a DUI on a bicycle or a horse. That's bs. Well, maybe not in this state, but I remember we did the thing where the guy got one for riding it on the freeway and he was drunk and they gave him an operational thing. And bicycles, I think you get some states. But it has to be motorized as far as I understood. And they said the. Like a tractor. You can get drunk and drive a tractor around. But if that's the case with a dui, why aren't cops just hanging out at golf courses? I mean, because they don't want to be dicks all day. But why aren't you hanging around? I just got the answer. Golf courses are full of white people.

[John Holmberg]

That Thunder Horse.

[Brady Bogan]

If. Yeah, if they have a. If they have a Maryvale golf course, there'd be cops sitting at each hole. Blow into this. God damn it.

[John Holmberg]

Sir, you can't have your Impala on the green, please.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna run the dog around your cart real quick. And some open containers here with some purple juice. The car girl served me purple juice. But I'm allowed. Yeah, I'm allowed to have that. No, you're not, Tyrone. Not on this Maryvale Golf. By the way, who built this thing and why is there so many people?

[Des Bishop]

It.

[Brady Bogan]

We thought it was a park.

[Listener]

They won't even handle the cheese in the cart.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you can't.

[Listener]

Try.

[Brady Bogan]

You're not allowed to have that. All right, that's funny that that's the case. That's. You think it's just because it's a white sport? Cops don't go out there. But why wouldn't. If it's dui, why isn't it? This guy says, I used to arrest at least two golf cart DUIs a year at the Phoenix Open. But that's not. That's. Those are people driving, not golfing. Right? Because when I'm golfing, I'm drinking and nobody.

[Listener]

The only one. What's he. I mean, he's popping Thunderbirds. I mean, they're the ones in golf carts. And then, you know, other. I guess there's some staff or may.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. This guy says driver here. If it's private property, it's like being in a parking lot. Police cannot cite you for a moving violation. You cannot be cited for a dui. They have many rules, the owners of the owners of the property. Geez, I don't know. That doesn't seem right. Says that. Google it, man. You can get a DUI in Arizona. I think it's funny. Drinking and driving illegally in parking lots. I guess you can get one.

[John Holmberg]

Get Kevin Rowe. We need a definitive answer here.

[Brady Bogan]

Says I'm a dealer at the Casino of Arizona. These kids can't even add up to 21 in blackjack. So don't worry about your change. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I was just wondering that. Because it's John Elway. Because I. I used to literally hate, passionately hate John Elway. I say it about Lamar Jackson. Remember when I did prayers, that something terrible happens to him. I mean that in the heat of it, but afterwards, I don't, like, want something like this to happen for real. I just want something to happen directly to him. I don't want it to be somebody else getting hurt so his life gets worse. I want something to happen directly to him. I want it to be like. Like the way I'm sure Boston Red Sox fans back in the 40s secretly loved what happened to Lou Gehrig. You know, a disease that no one understood. They named after him. That's kind of thing I'm rooting for. Like John Elway's disease. Nobody's ever seen it before. It just. And it's, you know, hoof and mouth, because that big horse face. Outside of that, I hated John Elway passionately as a football fan. Hated him, hated him. And I would say that. And now something terrible has happened to him, but not to him. Awful. But I don't know if he's going to go to jail or not depend. He was driving the cart. It.

[Listener]

It sounds like he's not. It's just a freak accident. The guy just fell out of the car.

[Brady Bogan]

But if he's drunk, that's what a freak accident is, is if he's drunk and it turns out he's erratically driving or going fast and made a turn on the thing and just wasn't paying attention. There's no seat. There's the other thing. The golf carts aren't compliant to any of the rules.

[Listener]

The seatbelts, legal ones.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Listener]

When you buy them, they, they put them on.

[Brady Bogan]

But I'm talking about on a golf course where it's going to affect me.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

There's no, no seat belts, no doors, no protective measures at all. They give you alcohol the entire time. I'm not against any of this.

[Des Bishop]

This.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm just wondering if it's against the law. If at one point we're at the Biltmore Brady and we've got to leave the seventh hole to go to the eighth par three and we got to cross two roads.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And there's a cop there and I'm driving and I've had a few pops and he just says, hang on just a second, boys. What are the rules?

[Listener]

I think the, I think the rule would kick in if we were crossing that road and all of a sudden you're like, ah, screw it, we're not going to go all through. I'm going to continue down the road.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Which we've done.

[Listener]

Well, not out of the bull.

[Brady Bogan]

You and I have driven on those roads several times especially. But I'm from the clubhouse to the 10th where they make you drive on the road to get there.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Think of that. What are the rules? It's a, it's gray. But it's crazy that, you know, I hope that doesn't happen. You know, here I am, I'm years later. That doesn't happen to John Elway. I hope this doesn't. If it's. But if it's a situation where it's one of those 35 mile an hour licensed carts and he had a couple of pops and this guy died, it doesn't matter if he was jackassing around or not.

[Listener]

And I know people that have been on golf courses and gotten kicked out because they're erratically driving the car. They're trying to do something stupid.

[Brady Bogan]

I just got a letter from somebody I know very well. Well in government who said, well, you shut up. You're going to cause Mormon legislators to create new laws and drinking well, in golf carts. You're right, sir. I apologize. You're right. We need to. We need to clear that up and, like, have some sort. It is protest day. Let's protest the idea that anybody ever takes away the cart. Girl, you know, could you imagine on the freeway if just, like, an ice cream truck full of alcohol went by and sold you stuff in a traffic jam? Because that's what happens at golf courses.

[John Holmberg]

Brady's having a wet dream right now with that one.

[Brady Bogan]

Just serve tea and Arnie Palmies. Give me one of them granola bars. I never really thought of that. Like, I'm working a motorized vehicle. I'm being served alcohol by the place I'm allowed to be, and I am drinking and staring. I learned the word yellow jacket from Eric Bryan on a golf course. I didn't know that rubes called Coors Yellowjackets. She gave me a yellow jacket. I'm like, ooh, what's that? Is that like a stinger with some vodka? Like, no, it's a Coors. I'm like, what? You call it a yellow jacket. Never heard that in my life. But I learned it on the golf course, and it made me want a Coors because it's a cool way to order stuff. So I was drinking a Coors and.

[Listener]

Driving a cart a couple years ago. That's probably eight years ago. The first time I heard Dick. Bud, hard hat.

[Brady Bogan]

What's that?

[Listener]

It's a regular Bud.

[Brady Bogan]

It is. I've heard Bud. Leaded.

[Listener]

Yeah, leaded. But it's like a hard hat.

[Brady Bogan]

Didn't know that one.

[Listener]

And maybe that's his own.

[John Holmberg]

But they don't serve those at the.

[Brady Bogan]

Rah Rah Room there. No, no, no, wait. That's a good point. That's a good point. What's it. What's a Bud Light? A Bud. Soft Hands. What's a hard hat and a guy like a Bud? Desk work. Anyway, I just know they're handing you beer and you're driving, and nobody's ever batted an eye at it. And it got me thinking yesterday, if John Elway was driving drunk in a golf cart, I've done that. I can't. I'm not, like, obliterated, but too drunk to drive for sure. Many times. And on the golf course, we used to play it all the time. Part of it was driving down the road to get to the next hole. You had to. It's the only way to get there.

[Listener]

Those are the only places you get possibilities.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I'm saying. Why wouldn't why wouldn't a cop just sit there and nail everybody? It doesn't make sense to me if that's a law. No laws against golf cart drinking and driving. Megan fell out of the golf cart. That time I was sober as could be.

[John Holmberg]

Still, a great video.

[Brady Bogan]

Just fell out. Why? She's unbalanced. She's abroad. She couldn't even sit there without falling out of a golf cart. I wasn't even turning. I'm just going straight.

[Listener]

And that's what it sounded like on this deal.

[Brady Bogan]

But if I ran over her head with the golf cart, it would have been the end of her. And then you try to explain you weren't dicking around. We were just driving straight and she fell out. You pushed her. Now I'm Scott Peterson. I'm not getting in golf carts anymore. I'm walking. I'm walking the courses from here on out. I'll get drunk and hoof it. I never had this fear until today, because I can't tell you that countless the times you and I, when we almost killed. I almost killed you. When we were screwing around with CH and it was the end of the day, and the grass had a little bit of a dew on it for some reason. They must have just walked early morning. No, it was late. It was late in the evening.

[Listener]

Oh, that's right.

[Brady Bogan]

And when I hit that hill before the Biltmore put governors on the cart. So when you hit a hill, Brett, you get this thing up to like 30 miles an hour with full gas. It didn't have a governor.

[Listener]

17.

[Brady Bogan]

And on the 17th hole, I went off the cart path and onto the grass and started to go down this hill. And we're laughing hysterically. And I hit the brakes, just trying to slow down the cart. And the back end started to slide. And Brady and I did like three. Three rotations. I mean, Brady was a good ballast. The weight was whipping us around, and it. And it whipped us three times. And I thought we were going to die for sure. We were screaming. It was like planes, trains, and automobiles. I'm sure Brady looked at me, and I was in a devil suit. And we just stopped and couldn't stop laughing.

[Listener]

It could only imagine what. What CH Is thinking.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, yo, I'm doing Indian Charles the Indian.

[Listener]

Crazy Yank.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, crazy. We've had plenty of them. That time that. That guy you knew that's no longer with us, that you lost your mind, because he was driving around, ramming into stuff. Jeff Stapley, he was jumping. He was trying to jump the golf cart. And Brady Just screamed at the top of his life. Enough. And it was. We were dying because Stapley was trying to jump over stuff in his golf.

[Listener]

Gonna get kicked out.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And those things don't have lift at all. You think you're gonna leap over. The front end just dives. The second the front end is off the ground, it just dives straight into the sand. And I had one. We had to tug out of the front of a lake once at the point at South Mountain. Whatever they call that now. Now, it was a little muddy. And I parked up at the top.

[Listener]

Arizona Gray.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. And I tried to come around the hill a little bit, and the car just started to slide down the hill into the water. We had to pull the front end out. My friend Danny Bond and I were ripping, and we're like, this is going in get you. There was two options there. Hang on to it and try to pull and put it in reverse. Try to pull or unhook our golf bags and let the thing go. Those are. That's what. Those are our positions on the back. And luckily, his friend Pat hopped in, put it in reverse, and probably could have run over us very easily, but we got some traction on it and got it out of there. Well, we almost killed Tripp in a golf cart last summer or last winter. Remember? I got it. I got it high, centered on that curb. And Tripp is the only one that took the initiative to try to push it from behind. And he loosened it up. Yeah. And then just. Just absolutely ate.

[Listener]

Almost went over.

[Brady Bogan]

He did win. Well, no, I was forward. I'm gassing it. And he's pushing, and it caught, and he took. But he was pushing from behind, so all of his weight was going forward. And then the cart disappeared, and Trip went face first into the mud. It was a great moment. That was also the time when Eric. Brian, asked Tripp if he remembered when he was 19. Or is that too long ago? And he wasn't joking. We were all talking about being 19. And he looked and he goes, tripp, can you remember when you were 19? I'm like, there's no way you can remember a hundred years ago. Brian, who didn't mean it like that, bro. Like, you said it like that, though. And that's how he took it. Tripp, can you think back when you were relevant and human all the way back to when you were 19? Did they have houses then, or were you just cave people? Golf. And the only reason that's funny is because we were drunk. That was the ninth hole. Tripp had grass stains and mud in his face. Eric was offending old people. I'm laughing the whole time. We hadn't even gotten to the second half of the round. We were already drunk. And it was like 12 degrees that day. We quit after 9 and then went and drank inside.

[Listener]

I. It was a good day.

[Brady Bogan]

It was a great day. Don't take this away from us. Yeah. I never knew the rule of golf cart drinking, but this had me thinking. This is scary. And all those people that have golf. I know Maryville, you don't know what we're talking about. But a lot of white people in good areas have golf carts. They drive around the neighborhood. I don't understand it either. It's a little too white for me.

[Listener]

That's called Grand Canyon University Golf Course now. Used to be Maryville.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh yeah, that's right. Well, they. They don't allow. It's private. Private. We aren't allowed on there all the time.

[Listener]

They fix it up.

[Brady Bogan]

Maryville doesn't understand though. The house to house car. That's too Caucasian for even me. We'll just take the golf cart. I'm like, why? We can't. Okay, I guess that's true. And then white people just drive in golf carts from one white person's house to another white person's house.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you do that. You just said.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. With Mark. It's a little too Caucasian for me. They decorate it for Christmas and it's super duper white. Yeah. They should be robbed. And what I'm saying is, could we get some street thugs to rob these people every once in a while? Kind of. I want. What I want is doors and locks on the golf carts because they finally got their comeuppance.

[Listener]

They see the soft top ones, Sun City or the west, where they put the whole.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they covered up with like shell. Like they make a little house out of. Is a white person thing though. And it's like, you gotta be exceptionally Nordic. It's not for all of us. You see it sometimes. You're like, yuck. And the other thing is, because somehow or another it escapes the rules of being too drunk to not have your 10 year old drive you home. Because that's what goes on. Mark's daughter, from age of probably 11 to now, she's 16, has been driving us back and forth in that car part for years. She's not a licensed driver at all. She's allowed to drink at Tempe Tavern, but that's it.

[John Holmberg]

Who isn't?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, exactly. It's Baby Day at Tempe Tavern. They have a daycare, for God's sakes.

[John Holmberg]

Kids drink for half off.

[Brady Bogan]

I always thought it was funny that Tempe Tavern had a slide in a ball pit. But what are you gonna do? What do you got on the big board of musical treats there?

[John Holmberg]

I wake up. So I'm brought to you by Action Ride Shop, of course, and, well, now's the time to get those bikes ready for bike season. And no better place to do that than at Action Ride Shop. You need to get it serviced. You need to get. Maybe you need a new bike. You're sick of the old Huffy in the garage they're going to take care of. It's the only place to go in town. Pivot, Santa Cruz, Rocky Mountain. You name it, they got it. Or they'll get it for you in two locations. One right there by the Haas trailhead on power Road and McDowell. This is the one you got to see. You got to see that new store. And of course, the OG right there on Gilbert Road and Saw Southern, and.

[Brady Bogan]

You got to see that store, too, to understand the comparison. How great the new one is and how good the old one was. But. Right.

[John Holmberg]

But that new one, even they admit.

[Brady Bogan]

It'S a nice thing. This is the only way I'll golf with the Ghouls outside of the Heat Stroke Open. We're working on getting that back, by the way. So it's golfing with Holmberg. It says if I get terminal cancer, we're going golfing and I'm buying drinks. It sounds fun. All right, deal. You get terminal cancer, but I'm driving the cart because you got nothing to lose. You get terminal cancer and you're out there having fun with me. At any moment now, you're just gonna be like, this is it. I'm taking this into the ground. And if I'm riding shotgun in that thing, no way you're a passenger, Caleb. Yeah. Terminal cancer. Boy, you sit there with. With no eyebrows, and you deal with like, I'm driving and I don't know. You hold on to your own IV as we're cruising along. Hopefully it has wheels. I picture him in a hospital gown, little mick hat.

[Listener]

We can zip tie it to the post.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I suppose that's true. True. But then you got to unzip tie for when it's his turn. He's got to hang on to it and ride it next to the cart I'm driving. And that goes for all of you. I'll golf with you if you can prove to Me? You've got terminal cancer in this, and it has to be terminal. I can't have you coming back later and wanting to be my golf buddy because you're in remission. That's friendship. That friendship with a stranger. I'm not interested.

[John Holmberg]

Like Gene Simmons when you ask him if he can be friends.

[Brady Bogan]

I saw what happened to Michael Jackson with those terminal kids when they turned 30 because they were all better. They ratted him out for everything. I don't want the terminal cancer guy to go like, hey, do some donuts. It's my last couple days. And the next thing you know, he gets better. And then I'm in a courtroom going, he's trying to kill me. Like, I. What you asked for. You can't. I've always said this, and I mean it. You can't trust people with terminal cancer. They make terrible decisions because they got nothing to lose. If they get better, they might get some hindsight and start blaming you for all the things that almost happened. And then he drove off a cliff in the golf cart. Cuz I. I had terminal cancer and he said I had nothing to lose. Why not? So, yeah, if all you got. If any of you get terminal cancer, you're like my. You know, and it's on your bucket list for some reason to golf with me. I'll do it, but that's the only way. And I need some serious doctor stuff. You have to be. You have to be bald, eyebrows and everything have to be gone. You have to be through. I can't just have initial diagnosed. I need.

[John Holmberg]

So Whoopi Goldberg might be calling you.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You have to look like Whoopi.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah.

[Listener]

Bandana.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I want that. I want that guy. I want Tom Hanks and the third act of Philadelphia to get in the cart. Kind of weak sometimes. I got to help you pick up a club. I'm not going out with healthy terminal cancer. You might get better, and the next thing you know, you're texting me all the time. Like, what if you're not fun? Like, you're not going to be that much fun. You're going to be kind of depressed, depressing. I'm rooting for you to get better, but that doesn't mean we have to be friends for life. I got Doug Hopkins calling me all the time already, so I don't need another one. What if they're terminal cancer people and they love talking on. On the phone and I find that out the hard way? Brett, like, oh, hey. Hey. Guess what? What is it? Are you. Is this it? Last day. No doctor says it's gone. So I'm going to be calling you every day. Oh, mother, this is a nightmare. Remember the day you got told you had terminal cancer? How awful that was? Yeah, you told me. You're gonna call me every day. That's my 9 11.

[John Holmberg]

It's right up there.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right there. But yeah, Brent, I'm with you on this one. You get to terminal cancer, and I'll golf with you. Said I wouldn't go golfing with you, Holmberg, if I got diagnosed with terminal cancer. Cause if we told people that one of the people in the cart had terminal cancer, you'd be the one that got all the sympathy. That's right. I already look. Like I've said eventually, John, this is the same guy that first started. I would tell you, I'm gonna drive the cart for a second. You'd watch me Titanic that thing right into the water hazard, not even try to get out. Just gonna swim down. It's as long as I get my PXGs off the back of the thing before you wreck that. Can't have you go wasting.

[Listener]

It'd be a third set.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. I can't do that. Well, and that's not my decision if I'm giving or breaking all my clubs. And it's my choice. That's my mind. If you terminal cancer boy, go shooting it into the lake. And I'm like, well, I got to go get my clubs now. Hey, remember als, Matt?

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

He just emailed me and said, want to go golfing? He's got that horrible als. That'll be a long day.

[Listener]

Nine. We go nine. Executive course.

[Brady Bogan]

You saw him. He ain't making it now.

[John Holmberg]

Golf land.

[Brady Bogan]

He's got that translator pop stroke. Even still, I don't think I'm gonna do that. I'll go to a putting green with you for, like a half an hour. There's no way you're gonna. I would like to see that for a second, though, because somebody like he was holding a beer with two hands swinging a club. He's gonna be there all day, I bet. Maxi Topgolf. Yeah, he might jump. I'm not doing that.

[Listener]

I got a net.

[Brady Bogan]

That's true. It'll catch him, which would be disappointing for him anyway. What are you gonna do, Brett? Give me a song on the list?

[John Holmberg]

Primus. Here Comes the bastards for all those 911 shirt people. Just sticks in their asses.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

King nothing for LeBron. Ozzy tool sober for Tempe Tavern. We came as Romans A day to remember for you Fest. Hell, yeah. Drink, drink. Drunk for Elway Creed. My sacrifice for Tempe Tavern. This one's kind of fitting. Mob rules from Black Sabbath from. For the Tavern and everybody else. And Rolling Stones under my thumb to repeal the 19th.

[Brady Bogan]

We're not. To be clear, we are not aboard repealing the 19th amendment.

[John Holmberg]

Are we against it?

[Brady Bogan]

I just said we are not aboard repealing the 19th Amendment. If it starts as a movement, damn it all, best of luck to you, but I'm not going to get involved. Repealing that was some listener's idea that we found out. Their shirts. There's a. There's a group of people that find it funny. I'm one of them. Do I actually want women not to vote? No. But if there's a group of active people out there that make that happen, maybe it's the people's will, ironically. Would women be allowed to vote if we tried to repeal the 19th amendment? Would they be allowed to vote on that after. No. Yeah, after we. Well, that's the thing. It's a real circle there, because they would have a decision whether or not they were allowed to vote anymore. And who would they then? The women. If they lost, they would never. We would, like, always put it to a vote whether they could have a vote again. That's how good. That's how nice men were back in that time day, women weren't allowed to vote for the 19th Amendment. Somehow or another, it passed, which means they never put it to the people. That was a. That got pushed through. That might have been an executive order. There's no way that went out to the.

[Listener]

That would have been a tough one to pass.

[Brady Bogan]

No way. Back in the nineteen teens, they went out to the men of the world and said, all right, you think women should be allowed to vote? We're going to put it to you. They'd still be fighting. I don't even know who the president was that said, yeah, go ahead with that. But women should love that guy.

[Listener]

Congress after, you know, 30 days and no sex, they're like, put it through.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they held us hot. They held those disgusting furry pets hostage. From the congressman. I don't know if they were as lucky back then of having. Having hostage negotiations with their genitals, because those things were.

[Listener]

It's always been Woodrow Wilson, no matter.

[Brady Bogan]

What Woodrow should be.

[Listener]

It's always been powerful.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but I think if you held it hostage, it would have been a nice break. It's always been powerful, but man, oh, man, I guess if they didn't have anything to compare it to, but can't imagine great band name coming out of my mouth in a second. I can't imagine Grandma's being something that I'd be fighting for. I don't know how Alvar thought to himself there. She doesn't get her way. She hides that from me. I'd be like, I'm fine with that. I've been pulling hair out of my teeth since 1931. All right, let's do it. Mob rules. It's Black sabbath, everybody. It's 98K upd. It's out of control.

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[Brady Bogan]

It's John Holmberg here for the amazing people at the Core Institute. Twenty years ago, the Core Institute began and it's a better way of caring for people. And there are a lot of people who are coping with pain in their bodies every day. The Core Institute specializes in helping the pain disappear. And I speak from experience. Here I am now living pain free and enjoying all the things I absolutely love to do. So if you're living in pain, you don't have to anymore. The Core Institute has been here for 20 years and they're going to be here for a lot longer than that. And you can stop living with pain and start saying yes to all the things you love to do. Go to the Core Institute off and running. Some guy emailed and he makes a great point, by the way. A great point. The same people that passed the 19th amendment, which evidently we're against. There's a movement, same people that passed the 19th amendment, passed the 18th amendment, which was Prohibition. Don't trust these mother. All they did was make bad decisions. That's very true. We're on board both repealing all alcohol and letting women vote. Evidently people still upset about that. I hadn't even thought about it. I'm a feminist, ladies. You should be allowed to vote. I got no problem with that. Whatever your husband tells you to vote for, they should double down on that household, I think.

[John Holmberg]

Which laundry detergent. Detergent. You know, you should be.

[Brady Bogan]

Absolutely. You're. Yeah, that's right. You get to vote on what we're using around the house to clean it up. Evidently, that's what our listeners feel. And not just our listeners. T shirt companies. Because there are a lot of repeal the 19th amendment shirts out there and they're funny. If you're a funny woman, immediately get that shirt and put it on and then walk right into that Title 9 sports bar and see how. See how good your day goes. Just the comments would be worth it. It would almost be be like a live Internet comment stream. That's funny. Actually. Probably all those chicks would be like, this is this. She's fun. You're definitely going to be the fun girl at a party. And speaking of fun girl at a party, it's time for the Brady Report. All the news that only Brady knows, brought to you by our friends at all Pro shade Arizona's best patio shades. Let's get the shade started. Now. Get your order in, get your design ready. Show them what you want shade shaded and they come out and they say, here's how it works. And they professionally install shades in a place that's too much sun. You got too much direct sun in a spot that you'd love to use in your house. Your house isn't just, you know, from door to window to wall to the window. It's also your backyard, your front yard, your patios and everything else. And there's nothing worse than having a space you can't use because there's too much sun. They can make it an outdoor space for you that's your comfortable being in. Because. Because the shade makes it more like an indoor space, especially when the weather is like it is right now. If you got a place you could sit but the sun banging into you too much. All Pro Shade. They'll help you out, go to allprochade.com and make your house a little bigger without even trying. Brady reported.

[Listener]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world. Hi, Happy phone and sick day.

[Brady Bogan]

Do it.

[Listener]

And Mother Goose day.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what that means.

[Listener]

Means I guess you go up to.

[Brady Bogan]

Your friend and you goose them. I think that.

[Listener]

No, you don't goose them.

[Brady Bogan]

You do that to people anymore.

[Listener]

You tell a Mother Goose story.

[Brady Bogan]

What does that mean?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, don't do that.

[Brady Bogan]

What's a Mother Goose story?

[Listener]

Or the story of Mother Goose? Aren't there multiple tales with Mother Goose?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. You're the one telling me about it.

[John Holmberg]

This is my 911 right now.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Let'S get shirt with Brady's face. This is our 911. And it just says in quotes underneath, I've got a story for you. Oh, no. I don't know Mother Goose. Neither do you. Evidently.

[Listener]

It's been a while. Yeah, I mean, I know who she is.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you? You could recognize her in a crowd.

[Listener]

I could pick her out in a lineup.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I don't know what Mother Goose is. She laid a golden egg or something. That's the goose with the golden egg. Too many geese in my childhood. I got them all confused.

[Listener]

She had a bunch of gosling links.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what any of that is, but it's Mother Goose day. And because Brady did no research on that, he just decided to tell us about it and leave us in the lurch.

[Listener]

Hey, it's a salute to her.

[Brady Bogan]

But for what? I don't know what Mother Goose did.

[John Holmberg]

I don't see.

[Brady Bogan]

Google it for us, Brett. Brad will do the. Brett will do the work. Do you know Mother Goose? None of us remember Mother Goose.

[John Holmberg]

Fairy tale stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we know that. Yeah, but I mean, that's part.

[Listener]

But I thought it was just one.

[Brady Bogan]

But, yeah, I think it is just one. And what do you do on Mother Goose Day? You know who told us about that? The guy who knows nothing about it.

[Listener]

I just celebrate it.

[Brady Bogan]

By doing what? First questions back. I roast a goose.

[Listener]

No, I'll do a goose egg. Make a little omelet.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that. Yeah. Where do you get a goose egg?

[Listener]

You get them at some of those farmers markets.

[Toledo]

I was gonna say. Oh, there's plenty.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, I know that.

[Dale Hellistra]

What did you tell.

[Brady Bogan]

We're talking off the. Off the air, and he goes, getting a Wexler's chicken in my neighborhood. Like, I don't know what that is. You don't know what that is? There it is. Zaxby's. Never heard of it. Don't know Zaxby's.

[Toledo]

I've heard of.

[Brady Bogan]

Never been there.

[Listener]

I've heard of it. I've never been to it. And I go, there's one, but he's.

[Brady Bogan]

Looking at his phone, getting the Zaxby's in my hood, Like, I don't know what that is.

[Toledo]

You are the only person I know who knows where Shaq's big chicken is.

[Brady Bogan]

And he said to me, you don't know what that is? I'm like, no, I don't even know what. I never heard of it. Yeah, I've seen commercials for it. Like, why would they do commercials here? Oh, it was years ago in Columbus. You haven't been in Columbus for 35 years. You still remember commercials for chicken places you've never been to. Can we tell them what you said at lunch yesterday that made us all laugh? Yes.

[Listener]

About Kirby's promise.

[Brady Bogan]

Prom, people. We're talking about prom. And Brady goes, kirby went to prom with five guys.

[Listener]

Four guys.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you said.

[Listener]

Yeah, but I said five because I.

[Brady Bogan]

Thought it was because. Well, because you were thinking of five guys.

[Toledo]

We thought the hamburger place.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. We thought he sent her off with a couple bags of burgers. Nope.

[Toledo]

And I immediately said, damn it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know.

[Toledo]

You have to have that when the mics are on.

[Brady Bogan]

The only dad on the planet whose daughter comes home and says, daddy, I've got four dates to prom. It's gonna be epic. Sounds fun. Instead of just getting a shotgun and knocking down a couple of them, we.

[Toledo]

Also realize she's got the. She's got the convertible. Just to clear out the smoke.

[Brady Bogan]

No hot boxing.

[Dale Hellistra]

And those.

[Brady Bogan]

Everyone. And then Brady shows a picture of the four dudes that took his daughter to prom. It looked like white.com. whited.

[Listener]

There was gonna be a man, huh?

[Brady Bogan]

No. Like the way. How dare you, sir. I knew that. Not in Gilbert. What I'm saying is it's the opposite of black dot com, where there's a white girl surrounded by. This was a white girl, so it was whited.com. every one of those boys is a pothead. Not a one of them. One of them isn't. One I'll say was.

[Toledo]

Yeah, one looks pretty straight.

[Brady Bogan]

The other ones are all just vaping like you can't imagine. Engine.

[John Holmberg]

She's got that convertible.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Of course, there's Kirby in the middle.

[Toledo]

She have a debit card?

[Listener]

No.

[Toledo]

Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

Pays for cash for everything.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. So she's good. Yeah.

[Listener]

She asks, can you put money in? So it is a debit card with no money when she wants to buy some.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. We had.

[Toledo]

We gave the boys those early. Where you could. If they did chores, you could transfer money into their debit account.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, look at her. She's going to Sunday Goods. She loves Jesus.

[Listener]

Couple of basic fun facts.

[Brady Bogan]

Ask any dad out there, how many guys did your daughter go to prom with? And if they. If any of them look at you like what the hell are you talking about? Then? They're decent dads. But Brady heard. Dad. I'm going with five guys. Well, you got to get a good base. That's nice. Smart.

[Listener]

Get the double.

[Brady Bogan]

Get the double. And, oh, don't forget the fries. Nothing better than five guys on prom night. Plot twist. Where the burgers. There weren't any. What are you talking about? Here's the photos of me and five guys. Yes. And I took them all to prom in my convertible where we hotboxed all night long with the top down so the smells don't stop. Yeah, that one kid on the left.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Listener]

Fried.

[Brady Bogan]

Gone. He's the supplier. He's the one who brings it.

[Listener]

Factories in China produce roughly 80% of all toys and 90% of Christmas goods sold in America. Johnny Cash's birth name wasn't Johnny. He didn't have any first name. His parents gave the initials Junior because they couldn't think of a name.

[Brady Bogan]

They weren't smart enough to spell it.

[Listener]

When he enlisted in the Air Force, they said he needed a name, so he picked John.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's call himself Junior. JR is Junior.

[Listener]

Midnight Train to Georgia was originally called Midnight Plane to Houston.

[Brady Bogan]

Doesn't rhyme.

[Listener]

Because the songwriter was talking to Farrah Fawcett, and she was taking a midnight plane to Houston to see her family.

[Brady Bogan]

Farrah Fawcett was on a red eye. That guy's a liar.

[Listener]

In the 70s had been for the career.

[Brady Bogan]

How do you know it was Farrah Fawcett?

[Listener]

There are several animals that are immune to snake and scorpion venom. Pigs, hedgehogs, and skunks.

[Brady Bogan]

Huh? Pigs, hedgehogs, and skunks are the only ones. Okay.

[Toledo]

Isn't the Mongoose. I guess.

[Listener]

No, they.

[Toledo]

They was. Oh, okay.

[Listener]

Of avoiding the strike.

[Brady Bogan]

They're still. But it's still toxic if they get hit.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding.

[Listener]

Yeah. There's cases where the mongoose does not win.

[Brady Bogan]

And it's a Mother Mongoose day. Don't forget.

[John Holmberg]

So what's that?

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody knows.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Just curious.

[Listener]

Mother Mongoose.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't. It'll be terrible. You got a construction. Do it. Go ahead.

[Toledo]

There was. There was multiple. Humpty Dumpty was a Mother Goose. Hickory Dickory Doc.

[Brady Bogan]

Mother Goose was like the producer. She's like the. The.

[Toledo]

Like I was Presents.

[Des Bishop]

Mother Goose presents.

[Brady Bogan]

She's the DJ Khaled.

[Listener]

Another one.

[Dale Hellistra]

Another one.

[Brady Bogan]

She's the DJ Khaled Nurseries.

[Toledo]

Yes. Jack and Jill. Old Mother Hubbard.

[Brady Bogan]

Is there a story of Mother Goose? There has to be. For her to have taken over she's the P. Diddy of. She had white parties with all of like Humpty Dumpty.

[Toledo]

And another one, imaginary author of a collection of French fairy tales and later English nursery rhymes. She also appeared in a song. First appearance dates back to the early 18th century when Charles Perot's fairy tale collection was translated into English as Tales of My Mother. Go goose.

[Brady Bogan]

It's die still so not real. So she is the DJ Khaled.

[Toledo]

Yes.

[Dale Hellistra]

Another one.

[Brady Bogan]

We make the best fairy tales.

[Listener]

I got a couple of Wild America stories.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Listener]

Hello my friends. Brady Bogan here with your Wild America. The Bronx Zoo in New York just announced its first king vulture chick. It's the first one to hatch in their facility in three decades. And now it's being hand raised. It's pretty cool. They make this king vulture hand puppet to feed it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I've seen those.

[Listener]

There's a picture of the king vulture.

[Brady Bogan]

They do that with other vultures. Is it?

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Cited in what way?

[Listener]

The adult head. It's just a cool looking bird, I think.

[Toledo]

The puppet or the bird?

[Listener]

The actual the. Well, the puppet looks like a king vulture adult.

[Toledo]

Okay, gotcha.

[Listener]

The kids don't form the colors until they're later.

[Brady Bogan]

They're called kids. I call them kids. They're kids to me.

[Listener]

And this woman in Michigan in Saginaw county got a rabbit for her kids and didn't realize she bought two rabbits and next thing they know started breeding. And she said she couldn't stop them. She tried to separate them by putting them in pen pens in her basement glory holes. And they got around by chewing through drywall and other materials. And she thought the number of rabbits she had grown is basically got up to 50. Well, animal control removed more than 65. It's even worse is because many of the female rabbits were pregnant too.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course.

[Listener]

It'S unclear how long ago she bought the initial rabbits, but it couldn't have been this past Easter.

[Brady Bogan]

Too soon.

[Listener]

They had to put some of the rabbits down because they.

[Brady Bogan]

They'll make more.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

By the way, a quick correction and I didn't know this was the plural of this word. Mongooses are actually resistant to snake venom due to a mutation in their acetylcholine receptors.

[Toledo]

There you go.

[Brady Bogan]

So they nailed it. Now we know resistant to snake venom. What'd I say?

[Listener]

Yeah, you're right. I. I always thought they were just quicker than the snake and they've lost the battle before.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know anything about that. I would.

[Toledo]

In fact, I remember that from Ricky Tikki Tavi.

[Brady Bogan]

Ricky Tikki Taffy told me. Told you. Hey, it's my acetylcholine receptors. What was Ricky Tikki Tavi? That was.

[Toledo]

That was the mongoose in the Jungle Book. No, no, no, no. That was the separate story, I think.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know anything about. Well, I'm losing all the childhood stuff.

[Toledo]

Yeah, you are.

[Brady Bogan]

I know the name Ricky Tiki Tavi.

[Toledo]

But it's a 1975 movie. Let me bring it up.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that what it was called?

[Toledo]

Ricky Tiki Tabby?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I wouldn't have watched. Watch that.

[Toledo]

You wouldn't watch?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I thought. I would have thought I had subtitles or something.

[Listener]

It's 37 year old woman in New York named Danielle De Silva. She was caught speeding at 102 miles per hour on Sunday. She had her two year old in the SUV at the time. There's also another adult male passenger in the vehicle. When the officer asked her why she was driving so recklessly and fast, she said she was late for a Thomas the Train event. So she got a ticket. Failure to stop. But she was released on a 500 bail. Took her to jail. Describe Danielle Da Silva driving fastino.

[Brady Bogan]

Mom, you think that. Yeah, I'm gonna say.

[Toledo]

I'll take the low hanging fruit on that one.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll go the other way and say fresh into the throes of crystal methamphetamine. Oh, white. The teeth are still intact.

[Toledo]

Going to a Thomas the Train event.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Okay, that. Anybody who says that's a little bit off, something's wrong with her. So there's probably some altered state of drugs. Brett.

[John Holmberg]

I'm going to go with an Amy Schumer lookalike.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. We're all saying weird white women. And here she is.

[Dale Hellistra]

Wow.

[Listener]

On.

[Brady Bogan]

She looks like Corey Glover from Living Color. Very clean.

[Toledo]

Actually.

[Brady Bogan]

Looks just like the singer from Living Color.

[Listener]

A poll asked people if they thought they could pass a polygraph test. 67% said yes. 8% said yes.

[Brady Bogan]

About what?

[Listener]

Wait, hold on. 67% said said yes. They could pass the test for.

[Brady Bogan]

But what's. What are they being tested?

[Listener]

A polygraph test.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, about what, though?

[Listener]

Just anything. They're like, you give me a polygraph test.

[Brady Bogan]

They have.

[Listener]

They'll pass it. They'll beat it.

[Brady Bogan]

About beat it means that you're hiding something.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And they think so. They. So the question is these people. These people.

[Listener]

It's now smartest.

[Brady Bogan]

That's different than just passing it because it depends on what you're asking me.

[Listener]

That's how they were passing the polygraph test.

[Brady Bogan]

Beating a polygraph test. It's like you.

[Listener]

You don't detect they're lying about anything.

[Brady Bogan]

But you're not afraid to go to a polygraph test, no matter what the questions are, because you can beat it. Okay? That's different than just passing one because I guarantee you right now, you eventually you're going to run into a question where everybody's going to probably not be honest.

[Listener]

The group most likely to think they can can beat a lie detector. Male. Ages between 18 and 29.

[Brady Bogan]

My kid. Oh, there.

[John Holmberg]

It's Tempe Tavern.

[Listener]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

How old are you, sir?

[Brady Bogan]

Old enough, bro.

[Toledo]

I get this all the time.

[Brady Bogan]

It's my 9, 11.

[Listener]

There's a website that just ranked all 50 states on the best and worst states for working moms. They use factors like the cost and quality of daycare in schools, the gender wage gap, the ratio of female executives and parental leave policies. The 10 best states for working, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Maine, Minnesota, Vermont, Wisconsin, New Jersey, New York, and they included the District of Columbia.

[Brady Bogan]

Columbia.

[Listener]

The worst states. Louisiana, Alabama, Nevada, Mississippi, New Mexico, South Carolina, Arizona.

[Brady Bogan]

We're in it. We made the list. Yeah. All right. Way to go. We got goals now. We got goals.

[John Holmberg]

Brett, they ranked us those numbers up.

[Brady Bogan]

They ranked us.

[Listener]

Arizona's the. The bottom five.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but you gotta, you gotta, you gotta. If you have any competitive spirit at all, we'll climb out of this. Not like you're a KSLX and you just take what you get. 14, 15th place. You don't care.

[Listener]

There's a little follow up on the shoulder Sanders prank call. The NFL announced they're finding the Atlanta Falcons $250,000 and the coach, Jeff Albrecht himself will have to shell out a hundred grand.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they find the dad, which is what I've always said you got to do when your kid acts like a jackass.

[Listener]

When Jack strolls home, the 21 year old son that out of the kids.

[Brady Bogan]

Whatever he does, he's got smack him around all but I've said that for years. Your kid acts like a jackass. You look at the parents and go miss on you. We can't bleed a stone. We're going to get you then. And parents would start smacking their kids more.

[Toledo]

I fully believe that there's one person in your room who can beat a lie detector test. And we all knew who it is.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm just saying a lie detector would most definitely be confused. Brady would be like, you're correct. Like, wait a minute. You just. It contradicts itself. Go to the tape. Go to the tape. Go to the lie detector tape. The lie detector would just be a flat line. I think he's dead.

[Toledo]

That's right. You'd be the most convinced in the room.

[Brady Bogan]

The lie detector would know what to do.

[Dale Hellistra]

It would break.

[Brady Bogan]

He says he. I can't believe it's. He was wrong then he had thought he was right. I don't think he ever thinks he's wrong. Correct. Correct.

[Listener]

Like a referee might not always be right, but they're never wrong.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. And then the needles would just fly around and then explode.

[Toledo]

John, you're 100% right about Brady. Because I've taken several polygraphs. It's more about the stress response and less about whether or not you're lying. Brady, I don't think has a stress gene.

[Brady Bogan]

What are you talking about? You just said the opposite. Correct. The machine can't tell. This is the first time ever machine is actually writing a word. Please stop. Connect to human. Please.

[Listener]

I've got two quick radio videos.

[Brady Bogan]

I think I could tell the truth on a polygraph and fail it. I don't know. Just be like, I don't know, maybe that isn't right. Like, I'd constantly question doubting yourself. Is that how I remember it or is that real?

[Toledo]

Right? Have I. Have I trained myself to think this way?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Listener]

First one's an MMA fight.

[Dale Hellistra]

Okay.

[Listener]

Slow motion breaking.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, this dude's knee. Oh, my God. Stop punching and the fight's over.

[Listener]

No, that guy ended up winning the fight.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it the broken legged guy?

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God. And then the dude jumps on him while his legs wobbling around and keeps punching him.

[Listener]

And the last one is quality.

[Brady Bogan]

They ever just scream, I quit. Like, I know tap out's the official one. Broken. Broken. My leg starts whipping around like a ceiling fan. I'm like, I quit. I quit. I quit, I quit. Well, prideless. I'm like, no, legless.

[Listener]

The last one. Some quality hospital care.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, we're going into an elevator.

[Listener]

Already going down.

[Brady Bogan]

All the elevator's going down. The patient is in. The doctor is not. They just shoved him into the strange. Only shaped for one gurney elevator. Oh, there's a guy in there, though. He's okay. The one second one didn't get. Boy, they tilted though. It was half of it was still on the immovable.

[Toledo]

Take out his ankles.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, if you look at the ground, the back wheels aren't in the elevator when it starts going down. So he tilts pretty good.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And then they just dump him in Upright. He goes upright.

[Toledo]

He's not strapped in, is he? So he fell off of that know.

[Brady Bogan]

I hope that's not the guy from the Pirates game last night. He's been through so much, man. Wow. All right, Brett, what do you got? All right.

[John Holmberg]

Start with a. How about a safety video for us all?

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Brody country concrete mixer. I don't know. Yeah, they're mixing up a bunch of stuff. Oh, oh, he's spinning. He's spinning in some sort of a concrete mixer. Just as little leg, his whole body. Well, now it's. Yeah, it's all in there. I just saw the thing. It looked like it was. Look at the ground.

[John Holmberg]

It's all just getting covered in blood.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, and then he unravels when they finally get it turned off, and now it's smoking.

[Toledo]

Something's moving in there.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I think he's just unraveling from the. The. Twist him up. There you go.

[John Holmberg]

There's the aftermath.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, jeez. Did it skin him?

[Listener]

He's alive.

[Brady Bogan]

He's in the house. Lost both legs. That's what I saw. I thought his legs got tired.

[Toledo]

Have no legs.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he hasn't got legs.

[Dale Hellistra]

Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

How'd you like to wake up from that? Oh, I had the worst dream. Wait.

[John Holmberg]

Here'S one. That crime doesn't pay.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Oh. Guy's stuck in a ceiling. Is that a woman? Oh, my God. There's a guy breaking in through the ceiling, and he gets stuck. And then the shop owner, they're just hitting him in the face with a stick. Nobody's on a cell phone calling the cops. The dude hanging halfway justice hanging halfway out of the ceiling. If that happened here, that's exactly what would go down. We'd be hitting that dude with guitars. If somebody popped through the ceiling and you make him a human pinata of crime. I'm in on that.

[John Holmberg]

All right, man.

[Brady Bogan]

What kind of store was that?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

They had a lot of ceiling room. And no.

[Listener]

Whoa.

[John Holmberg]

This is one for Brick Brady because.

[Brady Bogan]

He likes these kind of videos. The deformed kid with a second kid growing off his side. Elvis. He's got another baby growing off him. He's about 4, and his half a. Half a brother is hanging off of his right side.

[Toledo]

That's Vishnu, right? He's got three arms.

[Brady Bogan]

He's carrying a knife.

[Toledo]

Oh, that's.

[Brady Bogan]

He's.

[Toledo]

Scalpel. Please take this off of me.

[Brady Bogan]

He's walking around asking for help. Okay?

[John Holmberg]

And.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no, no. We're at a park bench. That's the back. Dude, the Back of a woman. And there's a guy filming, and he's now peeing on a woman. He pees on a lady on a bus stop. She runs right into traffic, and luckily it stops. But.

[John Holmberg]

And this one. Okay, it's one of these goofy videos, but.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Is this America? Oh, no. Or a Batman video starts, and then Batman's watching tv, and instead of the actual news report for it's a guy with hooks for hands masturbating. No, no. Stop it. Why do you dress up like him? He's got hooks for hands and he's masturbating. I. I'll just wait. And he's got a clamp on the bottom. He's gonna cut it off.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no, no.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll give you that.

[Toledo]

Oh, he's gonna.

[Brady Bogan]

Michael Kane and Christian Bale are watching this on TV around his unit. What is going on? Brat. Now he's using his other hook. Oh, no. He's gonna put it in the urethra. His. Isn't he? Oh, God.

[Des Bishop]

Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. He finished. He's finished. It's. He's enjoyed. He's enjoyed it. Well, hoax for hands. People have to pleasure themselves too. But Michael Caine and Christian Bale watched the entire thing, so there you go. That was a weird one.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

They superimposed the gross video into the second Batman.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Well, don't Forget, tomorrow's Friday.

[Brady Bogan]

Mr. Wayne, I don't think we should be watching this, to be honest with you. Quiet down. These are the types of video that relax me.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, we got a bro fight here. I forgot this one. This one's not that bad, but just idiots.

[Brady Bogan]

What exactly are you looking at, Mr. Wayne? This guy with the hooks for hands. I took his hands off and this is the video he sent me.

[Listener]

This is the work of the jacker.

[Brady Bogan]

He's the hooker.

[Toledo]

I like the hooker.

[Brady Bogan]

Bro fight.

[John Holmberg]

Some tactical black for you.

[Brady Bogan]

He's in the road. There's two dudes in a. In a bit of a drunken scrum. Takes a right, right to the head. Takes the left.

[Dale Hellistra]

Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

Another guy gets involved. Just nobody's making contact, but everybody's falling down. Another swing and a miss. A kick to the head that goes nowhere. Three guys have gotten hurt. The one guy ran into a tree after his swing and miss that bro fight went nowhere. Zero fight, mostly just.

[John Holmberg]

I've seen dudes fighting trees before.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, like shadow boxing.

[Listener]

Filming. It was the only one enjoying that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, shadow boxing in a crowded room. Nobody's touching. All right, who's here? Des Bishop.

[Toledo]

Des Bishop.

[Brady Bogan]

All Right. Des Bishop's going to join us north.

[Toledo]

At Desert Ridge Improv.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, we'll have Des in here in just a second. There you go. That is your Brady Report. It's 98 KUPD. Sorry about the hooks for hands. It's out of control now. 98k, are you looking for your next career opportunity?

[Toledo]

Interested in a position at one of.

[Brady Bogan]

The the most state of the art steel mills in the world. CMC is hiring immediately at CMC Steel Arizona in Mesa.

[Toledo]

Open positions include electrical engineers, automation specialists.

[Brady Bogan]

Industrial electricians and industrial mechanics. Join the next generation of steel makers.

[Toledo]

And help keep our electrical operators and machinery running smoothly here at CMC Steel Arizona in Mesa.

[Brady Bogan]

To get started, visit jobs.cmc.com CMC is.

[Toledo]

An equal opportunity employee.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, what's up? It's Mo and my friends at the University of Advancing Technology has been ranked.

[Toledo]

The number one best college for computer science for not one, but two years in a row.

[Brady Bogan]

Which makes total sense because UAT are always on the lookout for those who don't just embrace technology, they live it. From advancing computer science and robotics to cybersecurity, gaming and artificial intelligence, UAT is where innovation thrives. So if you're ready to lead the.

[Toledo]

Next tech revolution, visit uat.edu mo.

[Brady Bogan]

And don't just study to tech.

[Toledo]

Live it.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Dale Hellistra]

Morning sickness. Morning sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, here we go. Jaz Bishop's here and we're about to get canceled.

[Des Bishop]

We're having fun already.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we're having a good time off here. He's at Desert Ridge this weekend, right? Desert Ridge Improv. Up there in Phoenix.

[Des Bishop]

North Scottsdale. Is that what they're.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it Phoenix? Technically. I always call it North Scottsdale too. I get yelled at. I think it's.

[Des Bishop]

Oh, really?

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. I'm with you. It's close enough. And you, sir, are you're international.

[Des Bishop]

I'm. I'm an international guy. But I'm very happy to be in Phoenix.

[Brady Bogan]

A superstar star.

[Des Bishop]

I'm very happy to be in the northern part of Phoenix.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right, yeah.

[Des Bishop]

Somewhere in the border of Scottsdale.

[Brady Bogan]

Look, Google it if you're having trouble and you're going to blame us for not knowing exactly where the city's border, that's your problem. We've got GPS now.

[Listener]

You can bring the people together up there because there's a big.

[Des Bishop]

What's the divide up there?

[Listener]

Protestant cat.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah, they do a lot of bombs. He's right. You hear people walking around. I believe in the Scottish ira.

[Des Bishop]

Well, you guys have a divided city because it's like, it's not fair. Phoenix, it's Tempe.

[Listener]

Yeah, it's already happening.

[Des Bishop]

Like the peace wall.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

Belfast. By the way, just in case, people, I. I have a New York accent, but I lived in Ireland a long time. I was on the show before. I won't talk about that too much, but just in case you're wondering how we ended up making Northern Irish jokes.

[Brady Bogan]

Here, you're huge in Ireland.

[Des Bishop]

There is a, there is a reference reason for that.

[Brady Bogan]

You are a giant star in Ireland.

[Des Bishop]

Well, you know, I'm not there as much these days, right. They kicked out because I married a.

[Brady Bogan]

Yank because that ira. Yeah, yeah.

[Des Bishop]

I actually here's the thing, right? Irish Americans are very like Republican. Like, I don't know if you guys remember, but like in the 80s you didn't hear a lot of bad stuff about the IRA in America. Whereas in Ireland they were like, these people are blowing people up. Yeah, it was real serious news or comedy stuff. Anyway, long story short, I learned the Irish language. I learned Gaelic for a TV show. And the IRA guys, they all learned Gaelic when they were in prison.

[Brady Bogan]

Really?

[Des Bishop]

Because the British, the British couldn't understand.

[Listener]

Right.

[Des Bishop]

So they used to call. So the Irish speaking areas in Ireland are called the gwael tucked. But then in Belfast they called it the jail tucked because all these, they're all from prison. They're all IRA prisoners. Learned it in prison.

[Brady Bogan]

Really.

[Des Bishop]

So they had a very strong connection to the language. So as a result, all the IRA guys love me.

[Brady Bogan]

So you're in.

[Des Bishop]

I mean, with Jerry Adams. Like people were watching this series that was on Hulu say Nothing, which, anyway, it's controversial, but if you've seen it, they paint Jerry Adams in a very bad light.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

And then my mother in law who's like American, proper American, she was like, oh, My God, this guy's terrible. And I was, like, showing her me in the DMs from Jerry's, like, oh.

[Brady Bogan]

My God, he's a big fan. You got pictures?

[Des Bishop]

Yeah, listen, I'm a Jerry defender, but, you know, I feel like here we're saying very controversial stuff here, but nobody.

[Brady Bogan]

Doesn't matter here. People are like. They're Googling who the hell you're talking about. Now, the IRA doesn't make any sense to people here.

[Des Bishop]

I don't. I don't. It doesn't come up a lot on American radio, but here we are. There's your fault. You brought it up.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. You are. I had a boxing trainer who was Irish. And every once in a while, for no reason, while we were training, I forget, the guy's Billy something. He goes, I support Billy, blah, blah, blah. And he goes, because I believe in the ira. And we're doing, like, singing. Yeah. He starts singing. He said it very sing songy. And I'm like, what are you doing? That's just something we say over there. And I'm like, it is. You shout out out loud that you believe in the ira, you're gonna get in.

[Des Bishop]

Coincidentally enough, you just reminded me for some reason, and I don't know why. The last time I was. I was at the Tempe Improv, the last time I was here, and I did end up singing an IRA song on stage.

[Brady Bogan]

There was a context.

[Des Bishop]

It's on my Instagram. If anybody's bored at Des Bishop, go back to January 2000.

[Brady Bogan]

What is 23?

[Des Bishop]

It was 2024.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it was last year. You're right. Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

And I sang at the Tempe Improv a song called the Celtic Symphony by the Wolf Tones.

[Brady Bogan]

And people in the crowd were supportive or afraid.

[Des Bishop]

There was Irish in the crowd and it was funny. I can't remember why, but there was a. There was a funny contest.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that a thing? Like, you're in Ireland, you have to be careful, or is it understood?

[Des Bishop]

I mean, in the. In the south of Ireland, no. But up north, it's complicated. But, you know, you can have a lot of fun.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. So they have sense of humor about it.

[Des Bishop]

Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's a good.

[Des Bishop]

Well, I always say at my shows in the north, I can joke in about it because people say, oh, they have a sense of humor about us. Well, it's actually only because only Catholics come to my show. Then I always say that Protestants don't have a sense of humor.

[Brady Bogan]

But. But that's you're dividing the nation.

[Des Bishop]

I. I have. I am very. When it comes to that, I'm very divisive. But that's a joke because I do get Protestants at my show, and they.

[Brady Bogan]

You just don't want them.

[Des Bishop]

They. Look, I can smell them.

[Brady Bogan]

Right? Yeah, I can smell them. Oh, you can see them a mile away and smell them two miles out.

[Des Bishop]

Anyway, if there's any American Protestants, listen to this. I really apologize because it seems very disrespectful, but it's all. It's. We say in Ireland, a bit of crack.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's right. Just having a crack.

[Des Bishop]

You never know how. You never know how. Like, probably you guys post clips. I'm gonna get canceled in Ireland enough. I'm being loose as a goose here.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

I'm thinking, like. And I got in trouble once before in an American radio show. I was talking about something else. Irish. I won't even mention it. And then four years later, the clip popped up and I had to. I had to issue an apology. That's the scary part in Irish press over something because I was. I was losing. And I'm talking to America. Americans. I'm not talking.

[Brady Bogan]

I want to hear it. Do it again. We've eliminated the Irish from our town. We've. We got them a flute.

[Des Bishop]

Hot here.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they don't, like. They burn up in a heart.

[Des Bishop]

They burn up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Listener]

You see, 60 degrees are like heat wave red across.

[Des Bishop]

Yeah, that's a fact. When I go to Australia, I would always joke about that. It's like the. The Melbourne people would be like, I'm freezing.

[Brady Bogan]

60 degrees.

[Des Bishop]

Well, they would be like, it's 16. 16 degrees.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm freezing.

[Des Bishop]

And the Irish are there out in the beach with the shorts that, like.

[Brady Bogan]

Getting burned, getting sunburned.

[Des Bishop]

Love it.

[Brady Bogan]

So you.

[Des Bishop]

I was here in winter last time. I thought the weather was insane.

[Brady Bogan]

It's beautiful. Yeah, it's perfect.

[Des Bishop]

Sitting in sun traps. Loving it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Now you. Now I'm curious. You got. You almost got kicked off a radio show for what?

[Des Bishop]

Okay, so I told this off air. So do you know who. Man cow.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

So I guess he's like a Chicago, like, radio legend. Yeah, he's like a Howard Stern type in there. A long time of Chicago.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

And his show is bonkers. I was on with the guy from Survivor that wrote Eye of the Tiger.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. Okay. From the band Survivor. I thought the show where they took the dude from Survivor and shoved him on an island right there.

[Des Bishop]

One of my. One of my checks on my Audiences, I go like this. I say, now, what's the next thing that comes into your head when I say hello? And I say, if you thought. Is it me you're looking for? You're my age, right? If you thought, it's me, like Adele.

[Brady Bogan]

You can go with the Protestants. Yeah, yeah, You're a Get out. Send me back with a Protestant. Protestants.

[Des Bishop]

Anyways, I'm man. So, you know, the last time I was here, there's so much context to all my stories. But the last time I was here, I told your audience that I do comedy in Mandarin, right? So I am a fluent Mandarin speaker. And one of my jokes that I do that I'm actually going to do this weekend is about the name that I picked when I moved to China. So I picked the name B. Hansha. Right? So because you can pick a name.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you have to say it that forcefully, like you're being chosen? Choked?

[Des Bishop]

Yes. And you're about to find out.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, go ahead.

[Des Bishop]

But unfortunately, and explaining why is the reason why I got dumped on man cow. But anyway, first, let me explain the context, which is that you know that when Chinese people immigrate here, they pick Western names. Yes, because, like, some Chinese woman gets off the plane and, you know, some white guy's like, hey, what's your name? And she's like, lee Mingshu. And then he's like. He's like, sorry, could you say that again? And she's like, it's Wendy. It's Wendy. Thank you so much. So obviously, when Western people go to this China, they pick a name. So anyway, my last name is Bishop. So I took the bi off of Bishop, and I took the last name B. You can't see, but I'm doing the fourth tone with my hand.

[Brady Bogan]

B.

[Des Bishop]

Right. That's the fourth tone.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, okay.

[Des Bishop]

The four tones in men are not ma, ma, ma, ma. Those are.

[Brady Bogan]

I just said fourth one words is very aggressive.

[Des Bishop]

It has to be aggressive. That's why when people are always like. People ask me, they're like, oh, you speak manual. Why are Chinese people always arguing? Arguing. But they're not.

[Brady Bogan]

They're just saying, so ma is four. Four different meanings depending on how you say it. Okay, wow.

[Des Bishop]

So. So ma is the fourth one. You have to snap it out. And then ma means horse, by the way. Ma, first tone.

[Brady Bogan]

That one's horse. Okay?

[Des Bishop]

Ma is actually. It means curse, but that's just a coincidence.

[Brady Bogan]

It means curse or it is a curse.

[Des Bishop]

No, it means, like, to curse somebody.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, gotcha.

[Des Bishop]

Okay, so ma, like. Well, my curse I curse you.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, gotcha. Right.

[Des Bishop]

But that in itself is not a bad word.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, but ma.

[Des Bishop]

Ma is. No, sorry, sorry. Ma doesn't mean horse. Ma is mother, actually. Sorry.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, same here.

[Des Bishop]

Ma. Ma, third tone.

[Listener]

So if you had a horse named curse.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

No, sorry, I was wrong. I, I, I've already instructed you wrong. So horse's third tone is ma.

[Listener]

Okay.

[Des Bishop]

When you're learning Chinese, you have to do with your head, which is a visual joke. I apologize to, to your listeners.

[Listener]

You got a Bob.

[Des Bishop]

So anyway, so I picked the last name B. Right. Which is, it's A, it's a real last name. Goes first in China.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Des Bishop]

Bruce Lee is Li Xiao Long Lee. The Lee comes first.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Des Bishop]

In Chinese. Anyway, the problem is that when you, when you mispronounce it with the first tone, B, it means the worst word you could say in Chinese.

[Brady Bogan]

Why?

[Des Bishop]

Why? I, yeah, yeah. But that's why I got dumped on Man Cow because I spent.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you spelled out what the word was. You couldn't just say C word. Yeah, you had to say, see you next Tuesday.

[Des Bishop]

Yeah, so he, that's why he dumped me.

[Brady Bogan]

Really?

[Des Bishop]

But it means, it means C word. But the, so the joke.

[Brady Bogan]

So wait, Ba.

[Dale Hellistra]

B.

[Brady Bogan]

So I'm gonna use this.

[Des Bishop]

But we've just said it three times. So here's the thing that I find really controversial is that he dumped me because I spelled the C word out on the air, which is fine. Right. But he had no concern that I had said it actually four times in Chinese. And there was probably some Chinese list just being like, this is the worst show I've ever listened to in my life. And we've just done it again, by the way.

[Listener]

Now I'm going to Good morning Chinese.

[Des Bishop]

Arizona with your tea.

[Listener]

Well, I'm going to chuckle when that the B happens. The spelling bee.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. Well, I'm going to laugh every time I hear somebody sing the Alphabet and think of the Chinese guy thinking, we're going A, C, D, E. Now here's.

[Des Bishop]

So here's my closing joke of that bit. I'm not going to do my whole bit, but my closing joke of the bit, which is kind of true, is that in Ireland, Irish TV is very liberal with language. And this was for an Irish TV show. So you can say anything on Irish TV except for the C word.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay?

[Des Bishop]

So they asked me not to say C. They asked me to say C word and not the actual word, but I ignored them. And when we recorded, I said the actual word. So when it went out on tv, they Beeped it out. When they beeped it out, it went. Which is C word.

[Dale Hellistra]

How about that?

[Des Bishop]

So that's my joke, but it is actually true. They did beep it out.

[Brady Bogan]

But wow, he got blasted out for saying Chinese C word on the Man Cow show.

[Des Bishop]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Spilling out the dirt.

[Des Bishop]

I apologize if there's anybody driving their kids to school now and their kids are like, how do I say the C word in Chinese? And then they're gonna be like, I have a Chinese teacher. I'm gonna find out if this comedian is telling the truth.

[Brady Bogan]

Mrs. Xi, I've got a question.

[Listener]

Who said that his name was Bi. Han Xi.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, don't ask her a question. Just go up to her and go, bi. B. Is that it?

[Des Bishop]

No, no, that's. That was the second tone.

[Brady Bogan]

What's. What did I just say?

[Des Bishop]

So you.

[Dale Hellistra]

You.

[Des Bishop]

I actually don't know what B second tone is.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Des Bishop]

The way you went B.

[Brady Bogan]

Because that's how I bring it up.

[Des Bishop]

I'm not saying to people. The difference between the tones is that in English, we can turn a word into a question.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[Des Bishop]

So say you're like, you're not sure. If a guy is Bob, you go, bob, Right. You put it up. Now it's a question.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Des Bishop]

But if you do that in Chinese.

[Brady Bogan]

You'Ve changed the word and called him a C. C word.

[Des Bishop]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So which I would love to do here is just to have that question go Bob, but actually say the C word.

[Des Bishop]

Yeah, but the C word is B. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, so it's straight across.

[Des Bishop]

Yeah, yeah. Think of it like. Like a beep. Like beep.

[Brady Bogan]

So test that out with any Chinese people today and see if you're saying it right.

[Des Bishop]

I mean, I could give you all the bad words, but I don't want.

[Brady Bogan]

To, because if they hit you with a broom immediately, then you're doing it right.

[Des Bishop]

Oh, yeah. No, Hit your horn.

[Brady Bogan]

I like this. This is.

[Des Bishop]

Yeah, we should change the horns.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

Just to fit a stereotype. When you're frustrated with it, you know.

[Brady Bogan]

Who'S driving front of you. Damn it. Beep. Maybe that's why. That's the noise. It started. Maybe they invented the horn in front of us.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah, well, actually, I.

[Des Bishop]

So I. One of my ways that I. I deal with not pissing people off with road rage is. I don't know why, but I now am always in the habit. I curse in Chinese in my car, so then nobody gets upset. Even my wife doesn't get upset.

[Brady Bogan]

Really? So she doesn't hear what you're saying.

[Des Bishop]

So, like, if Somebody, you know, does something, I'm always, like, shappy.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, oh, you know, happy. What? What? Did I say something terrible?

[Des Bishop]

You just said shabby.

[Brady Bogan]

You spoke English. All right, that's what I meant. But that's how I'm gonna do it. That's how I'm gonna do it. In case somebody hears me. But what did I come close to saying? Stupid C word. Oh, I need this. I need this more than anything in the world.

[Des Bishop]

They're calmly having a heart attack right now.

[Brady Bogan]

You have no idea how much I need this in my life, because I've exhausted. I'm making them up now. I'm coming up.

[Des Bishop]

You can Google it, by the way. If you think I'm making this up. You can Google it. You will find out.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, I will. I will definitely YouTube this. Learned Chinese when you moved over there.

[Des Bishop]

Oh, I. Well, how I actually learned Chinese was I lived with a family. I mean, I totally immersed myself.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding.

[Listener]

Years, Right?

[Des Bishop]

So that's the other joke that I have about my be. So when. When I lived at the family, they gave me my. My first name, you know, because the Chinese name or the last name comes first. So then they gave me the name Hanshong, which directly translates as massive ocean of a life. Yeah. And that was.

[Brady Bogan]

It was impressive.

[Des Bishop]

Yeah. And it. Because you know why? They said. They said, you're from America, but you live in Ireland, and now you're in China learning Chinese. This is very vast life. So we give you the name Han.

[Brady Bogan]

Massive ocean because you've covered so much ground so much.

[Des Bishop]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

How about that?

[Des Bishop]

Which is embarrassing because Chinese names have meaning.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

You know, which is always embarrassing when they're like, des Bishop, what does your name mean? My dad's name is Bishop, and my mother got Desmond from a book of Irish names. It means one whose parents have no imagination. That's what it is.

[Brady Bogan]

That's crazy.

[Des Bishop]

But anyway, so the joke I say in the show is, was that. So I named myself behind Sheng. But what they didn't tell me was the problem is that for the first two months, I was going to mispronounce my name. So I Would. People be like, what Chinese name did you pick? I'd be like, they'll be like, oh, my God, this is a very strange name. So not only was I saying that C word was my last name, but I was saying that I was a massive ocean of a C word.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God.

[Des Bishop]

I couldn't have picked a worse name.

[Brady Bogan]

A massive ocean of C word.

[Des Bishop]

I can't believe this.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't believe this is. Why wouldn't it be?

[Des Bishop]

There's no classy Arizona.

[Brady Bogan]

There are no Chinese speaking. And if they are, you have any.

[Des Bishop]

Listeners, we're bringing it.

[Brady Bogan]

We're going to send them home anyway. If any of them get mad, it's a test. We'll just trump them out.

[Des Bishop]

Is that your Trump?

[Brady Bogan]

It was a very good Trump.

[Dale Hellistra]

Don't.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't do that. Is that my Trump?

[Des Bishop]

No, it was good, but it came out of nowhere. I thought it was.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course it did. That's what he does.

[Des Bishop]

China, China.

[Brady Bogan]

Anybody that complains, we send them back. That's what I say. No, you have.

[Des Bishop]

That's a good Trump.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I know.

[Des Bishop]

I asked that. I didn't mean to do that.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that Trump or is that Huckleberry Hound? What are you doing there? It's the worst thing an impressionist can hear. Huckleberry Hound was the hillbilly.

[Des Bishop]

No, no, I know, but what was his voice?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, was he that. No, no, that was Troopy Dog. That's Barry Ham's just kind of a hillbilly. No comparison. Which is, you know. Yeah, I hate to have to explain that.

[Des Bishop]

So the other, the other thing that happened to me since I was here last, and it happened like literally two weeks after I was here was I. I tore my acl.

[Brady Bogan]

So he. No.

[Des Bishop]

In Aspen, Colorado.

[Brady Bogan]

Not fun.

[Des Bishop]

Not fun.

[Brady Bogan]

Your fault. Well, somebody get in your way, snowboarder? Well, I mean, who are you blaming?

[Des Bishop]

No, I hike. I hiked to the top of the Highland bowl and. And then I just. I fell down and drive. I 1400ft all the way down.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Des Bishop]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So you don't take the ski lift.

[Dale Hellistra]

You.

[Brady Bogan]

You prefer to walk?

[Des Bishop]

Well, you have to hike this, but it's like, it's like well up. So it's a well trodden hike, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Oh, okay.

[Des Bishop]

It's a thing that you do. It's not like I was being insane.

[Brady Bogan]

I was going to say it sounds like.

[Listener]

And you knew how to say ski.

[Des Bishop]

I'm a skier. I'm a skier, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you get back on?

[Des Bishop]

No, I've had a terrible recovery.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

Conjure Malaysia.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you're right.

[Des Bishop]

I see you guys age, you know.

[Brady Bogan]

I know what condomalaysia is. I got two fake shoulders and two fake hips.

[Des Bishop]

Oh, you do?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. Abused the hell out of.

[Des Bishop]

My God. Yeah. So anyway, I fell down the mountain. My life flashed before my eyes. It was such. So disappointing. It was all resentment and I, I. And since then, now, now because my knee has been screwed up for over A year.

[Brady Bogan]

Year.

[Des Bishop]

I've. I've got terrible back pain. I put my back out. You know how I put my back out? A week and a half ago, I was at the Comedy Cellar in New York and I was standing at the urinal taking a piss.

[Brady Bogan]

That'll do it.

[Des Bishop]

And I put my back out.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. That's just bragging. I know what you're saying exactly.

[Des Bishop]

Because I think, people think they'd say, wow, he can't even hold up his own cock. I'm sorry, can you say that? Sorry, is that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it was a rooster. You carry a rooster around with you? Can't hold up your own rooster. Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

Did you dump that?

[Brady Bogan]

I had to dump it. Sorry. That's twice.

[Des Bishop]

Well, you know, we got too loose. You didn't dump anything else, did you?

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no, no. Twice in your life.

[Des Bishop]

So anyway, let me rephrase that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we'll say you can't hold up your own hog without throwing your back.

[Des Bishop]

Yeah, exactly. And so, but that's the thing about back pain. It's like you look like you've fallen down a mountain.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

But you've literally. We're just standing.

[Brady Bogan]

You're just taking it in piss.

[Des Bishop]

So I had the most middle aged moment of my life. I was in an elevator. Elevator with a guy that was slightly older than me. And he said, how you doing? I said, oh. I said, I threw my back out. And he said, were you sneezing? And I was like, this guy gets it.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

I finally understood what the Gen Zs meant when they say, I feel seen.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

I felt seen. I felt seen.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Somebody understood you for the first time.

[Des Bishop]

I, I finally, you know, and you just eventually just have to embrace it. I was in denial about who I was for a long time. But I'm 50 in November.

[Brady Bogan]

You're 50 in November. You know what's the best advice I give people who are about to. I'm 53 year. The best. Somebody told me this and I'm like, oh, my God, that's the greatest way to look at this. When you're, when you turn 50, you're no longer an old, young person. You're now a young, old person.

[Des Bishop]

I know.

[Brady Bogan]

And it changes because you do. You start having people communicate with you and go, they're the only ones who get me. They get me. Like you're lost in the middle.

[Des Bishop]

It just feels great because I married a young woman. My wife's 33. And you know.

[Brady Bogan]

Nice. Yeah, nice. What are you, what are you carrying that thing around for? That's her job.

[Des Bishop]

That's really funny, but I. I don't know how much disappeared from our conversations.

[Dale Hellistra]

I don't know if people are getting.

[Brady Bogan]

No, they got it. They just.

[Des Bishop]

You guys laugh that deserve to laugh.

[Brady Bogan]

Des, they know you have a big dick. Stop bragging. No kidding. We. You threw your back out. We get it. All of us are upright. You have to hunch. We understand that Celtic stick is bottom of line. Bottom line, you had to have a young, strong that deserved a bigger laugh. Well, thanks. I agree. I appreciate you. You said, seen me.

[Des Bishop]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

But it's on the road again.

[Des Bishop]

Funny guys. Guys in their 50s, you say you have a younger wife, and they're like, good for you. Yeah. Girls in their 20s are, like, creepy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It's gross. You're a pervert. Yeah, that's right. You know it.

[Des Bishop]

But I'm no Bill Belichick. Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

That's pretty impressive.

[Listener]

He's going through the ring right now.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but Belichick. My dad and I had. My dad's 78, and he's like, what a pervert. And I'm like, you do it. I'm like, everybody's getting what they want out of it. Yeah. She's getting the lifestyle and the money and the notoriety and what she's always begged for without having to try. And he's getting, you know, know, youthful, crazy, physical, whatever.

[Des Bishop]

If that's, like, what's weird for me. It's like, it looks like she's into the control, too, which is kind of like.

[Brady Bogan]

Which I think he might want. He's been in control so long.

[Des Bishop]

That takes it to the next level, though, because you feel like you're the younger woman.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a physical thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Des Bishop]

And. But she seems to be getting more out of it than just them. She's into the control of it, which is.

[Brady Bogan]

Which makes me picture. And I don't like Bill Belichick as. Because I'm a Steelers fan. So for years, he was the bane of my existence. I like to picture him in, like, leather straps and ball gags, and she's just beating the tar out of him because that's what he's really into, and she's got that going. And so now he's like, finally, I got somebody. No old lady's gonna do that. You have to find a young girl.

[Des Bishop]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

But it makes me.

[Des Bishop]

It actually makes me a little more comfortable with their relationship because I go, oh, she's getting a lot out of this.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[Des Bishop]

More than just the sugar, baby.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

You know what?

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, she's into it, and so is he.

[Des Bishop]

But my favorite moment was when they were like, how did you guys meet? And she was like, we are not answering that question. Which the whole world knew. Answered right at that moment.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Des Bishop]

I'm not going to say. I'm not going to say any. Anything.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, no. You can.

[Des Bishop]

Allegedly.

[Brady Bogan]

You think he. He paid for it?

[Des Bishop]

Well, I think it was Seeking Arrangements.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, of course it was. You know, they met on a plane and had a conversation where they can't stop dating. No one wants to talk to you on a plane, especially if you're a celebrity.

[Des Bishop]

You know, we're not answering that question. You were on Seeking Arrangements. That's okay.

[Brady Bogan]

It's great. Exactly what happened.

[Des Bishop]

Allegedly.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's exactly what happened. Don't cushion this crap. That's how he did it. And not only Seeking Arrangements.

[Des Bishop]

Sure. What rules we're allowed to break.

[Brady Bogan]

And we can break them all. Bill Belichick. Susan. We'll start a podcast. Who cares? Well, just. He threw money at her after Seeking Arrangement because that's what he's got. And she's like, this is gold.

[Des Bishop]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And she turned down the other.

[Des Bishop]

But that's why they didn't want to answer the question.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course.

[Dale Hellistra]

You know, of course.

[Brady Bogan]

Because he. Yeah, because he was. He was trolling.

[Des Bishop]

The other great generational difference with being married to a younger woman is. So where people say, always ask me, oh, you guys travel all the time. Because she's a comedian, too, right? Anna Burner. They say, oh, you guys travel a time. Must be tough. How often are you together? I say, well, we're only together, like, half the time, Right. And I say, people under 35 always go, oh, must be tough. And people over 50 say, you're gonna have a great marriage a long time.

[Brady Bogan]

They always say it's hard work. The key to a long, successful marriage. Time apart.

[Des Bishop]

Time apart.

[Brady Bogan]

Lots of it. Preferably years at a time.

[Des Bishop]

Tom Poppa, the great comedian who I love, I saw him once at the Comedy Cellar talking about how, like, separate beds is also the key to a good marriage. But, you know, the Scandinavians have that life hack. Because Hannah and I were talking about that before, about, like, different temperatures in the room and stuff. Scandinavians always sleep with separate duvets, separate.

[Brady Bogan]

Quilts, different bed bedding. That's smart.

[Des Bishop]

Different. That's like. That's a norm in. In, like, Sweden and Denmark.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm Swedish and I never knew this. Nobody imparted this on me.

[Listener]

My wife just added, we kind of have One universe. Then she adds on.

[Brady Bogan]

But she has her own thing. Yeah. It's.

[Listener]

Don't cross the border over there.

[Des Bishop]

So you're a cold sleeper.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, him.

[Des Bishop]

Because like.

[Listener]

Well, no, no, no, I don't want any more. You know, like, she'll put another down comforter on in the really winter.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

But my. My wife loves the room freezing.

[Brady Bogan]

I do too. Yeah. A lot of people do, but give her my number. We're good. We're gonna have. Course she does.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That's why I tell you she's into old dudes. And I've got one. She's. She's gonna have some heavy lifting here too. DEZ Bishop's up at Desert Ridge. Improv all weekend long. And it's always good to have. You're always fascinating. And if people don't know des, Google them. Because what you've done. We don't have enough time. The things you've done, which is not only learn Gaelic because you had a TV show to do. Yes. You. You. You became a communist for a few years in China and lived with a family.

[Des Bishop]

That's right. I lived. I lived in a family.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you have to be kind of politically aligned?

[Des Bishop]

I mean, you know, people obviously. People ask that all the time.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

Like you. You obviously adapt live on stage. You cannot talk about any of that.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Des Bishop]

You know, but there was plenty to talk about. But absolutely. The three T's. You can't talk about the Tiananmen, Tibet, Taiwan.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that right?

[Des Bishop]

They kind of tell you that right? At the. I had a guy, you know, we had a government guy following us all the time because we were filming. We had permission to film making a TV show for foreign television. So we had a guy, but Chen, he was. He was great.

[Brady Bogan]

But you learned.

[Des Bishop]

I have him on camera laughing at a joke that I shouldn't be doing.

[Brady Bogan]

Really?

[Des Bishop]

Yeah, I was doing it. I was making fun of the Chinese propaganda news. I turned it into a rap, actually. I used. I used their news sting to make the beat.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Des Bishop]

And I have him on camera laughing at me, doing.

[Brady Bogan]

And he's been killed since.

[Des Bishop]

No, I'm sure.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Des Bishop]

You know, he didn't get in Trump. No. Because it's all like, nothing over there is a problem until it's a problem. So most of the time it's nothing. And then.

[Brady Bogan]

So there's like, you could have subverse negative joking dinner comments, and then suddenly.

[Des Bishop]

It'S not a problem. And then suddenly it's a problem one day and that's it.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's it.

[Des Bishop]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And then that's over. It's lights out.

[Des Bishop]

But like, I remember, like Americans. What's that?

[Listener]

That's why they. Maybe like, that's why they don't do that.

[Des Bishop]

No, I mean, people. Listen, I know people's careers. I. I mean, I've seen some horrible stuff since I left. It's gotten a lot worse there since I left.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You know, and are you saying because of you, not because once you left, it all fell apart?

[Des Bishop]

Once I left, man. Cow's gone off the radio.

[Brady Bogan]

Comedians are dead for us.

[Listener]

They're all gone.

[Brady Bogan]

Desert's killed again.

[Des Bishop]

Well, I. I really work for the Chinese government slowly trying to destroy the standards of American media.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It's crazy.

[Des Bishop]

The mainstream media.

[Brady Bogan]

You truly are an ocean of life. Like the things you have accomplished. Massive ocean of C word that I've discovered. No, it's because you. Last time you were here, I looked at in that show you did in Ireland of the minimum wage thing's fantastic.

[Des Bishop]

Oh, yeah, that's on YouTube. The only episode one. But I think there were.

[Brady Bogan]

I think there were a couple.

[Des Bishop]

Oh, good.

[Brady Bogan]

I remember I found a couple. Yeah. Because it was really good and it was. I always wondered why it didn't come here. It seems like a great premise. But you.

[Des Bishop]

Yeah, I tried to try.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. But yeah, one of the, One of.

[Des Bishop]

The highlights of my career was I was at some like la, you know, horrible LA television meeting, trying to pitch my minimum wage idea like a. Like a Bernie Sanders. And the woman goes, why are you trying to do shows like this? Why don't you just be a model?

[John Holmberg]

Model?

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Des Bishop]

I don't know whether to be offended or delighted.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I think I would. I think it would immediately derail me. I'm like, okay, okay, yeah.

[Des Bishop]

Do you know an Asian?

[Brady Bogan]

Here, come lift, lift this. I know what exactly. I'm gonna model. Des. Give us words of wisdom as we close out.

[Des Bishop]

Words of wisdom.

[Brady Bogan]

Fix the world. One thing. You're in charge of the planet. What's the first thing you change?

[Des Bishop]

Oh, oh. What's the first thing I would change?

[Brady Bogan]

The first thing you would do to.

[Des Bishop]

Get rid of the Internet?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God, yes.

[Des Bishop]

Because I don't think we have the cape. I don't think we're capable. Capable of dealing with its power. And I think we're actually going through it right now. Well, I think we're quickly on the way to society's demise. People always thought it'd be nuclear, but.

[Brady Bogan]

That'S also something 50 year olds all say.

[Des Bishop]

I think it's the Internet. Yeah, I think it's the Internet. And don't track your kids. All of humanity. We didn't track them and we were fine.

[Brady Bogan]

That's true. You keep an eye on them, you're gonna find out stuff you don't wanna know. I've said it for years. Computers are built based on kind of our brains. You know, they're kind of like, this is how we think. So let's build a machine that does what we need to do to do. But a computer overloads with too much information. So do we. Yes. And I think that's a huge thing that they're doing. Like we've got too much stuff happening. Yes. We don't know how to process it all. Yeah. And if you lose your mind really.

[Des Bishop]

Wishy washy, watch Darren Aronofsky's film Pie because actually it really looks at the ability, the capability of the human brain to. How much can it absorb before it pops? Self destruct.

[Brady Bogan]

It's on. Well, Jesus. Well, that was uplifting.

[Listener]

Oh geez, I'm scared.

[Brady Bogan]

So for a little while everybody, or.

[Des Bishop]

Just go to mass and just understand that some of life can't be explained.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's true. Especially mass. That's the thing I can't explain the most.

[Listener]

My brain popped years ago.

[Brady Bogan]

It's good to have you back. Don't make it a year and a half.

[Des Bishop]

Thank you for having me.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Dale Hellistra]

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[Brady Bogan]

If my car, if I. If I borrowed your car, Dale, and it leaked oil all over my driveway, I'd call you. And I'm not going to clean it up. I'm going to call you and say get your ass over here and fix.

[Dale Hellistra]

And I, I would park in the street if I knew my car.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. So then you. So we're talking about Dale. Just asked if I ever changed a. Dale. Hell no. I.

[Dale Hellistra]

Well, we started off with do you pick up after your dog Yeah, I just said 50. 50. When you're taking it for a walk for me? Yeah, because you don't care about anybody else.

[Brady Bogan]

I care about you.

[Dale Hellistra]

You walk around with. So when you come home, back to the house, you got a little poop bag?

[Brady Bogan]

No, I find somebody's trash and I throw it in the recycling bin. Recycling. In the recycling. Of course, I find the first blue bin and I throw it in. I clean up after my dogs. That's. I'm. I'm not an anarchist. I'm not an anarchist or a complete Seward. Or a complete se.

[Dale Hellistra]

As Brett said.

[Brady Bogan]

Like Brett said, you're.

[Dale Hellistra]

Mostly.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not a C word at all. But the. No. I clean. You thought I would walk my dogs and not clean up after.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yes, you got that written all over your face. Stupid looking glass.

[Listener]

You had no doubt in your mind about me.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady's not walking his dog.

[Dale Hellistra]

I think Brett's looking around. If somebody's looking, he'll pick up.

[Brady Bogan]

If anything, it's him.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no, no.

[Brady Bogan]

But he's pretty good with his dog stuff.

[John Holmberg]

I got respect when it comes to dogs. Kids. No, I'm leaving it there. I don't care.

[Dale Hellistra]

Then I asked, have either of you ever changed a diaper and nephew?

[Brady Bogan]

Yuck. That's. No, I didn't make it. You fix it and that's where I get.

[John Holmberg]

Don't leave that thing at my house.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, don't leave that at my house. If it breaks, I'm giving it back to you broken. And. And same with your car. If it leaked oil in my driver or something, my responsibility to clean that up.

[Dale Hellistra]

I understand.

[Brady Bogan]

I give it back to you dirty. Like it got.

[Dale Hellistra]

Are you an uncle to anything?

[Brady Bogan]

Sort of. Kind of, yeah. But they live somewhere else.

[Dale Hellistra]

Is this your mom?

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no. Megan's sister has a couple or brother has a couple kids.

[Dale Hellistra]

This is your mom who's in Texas or.

[Brady Bogan]

No, they were just here. I had dinner with my dad and that lady.

[Listener]

His stepmom.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no, no. It's just the lady. My dad sleeps with his wife. He's there. He's in his 70s. It's not. There's no momming necessary.

[Dale Hellistra]

Do they sleep together when they're in their 70s? Have you asked your dad?

[Brady Bogan]

I think so. My dad was. Was making some pretty crude jokes.

[Dale Hellistra]

Was he?

[Brady Bogan]

About getting it on?

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And it makes you sick?

[Dale Hellistra]

Well, you know, most of the guys who talk a lot, whether it's about.

[Brady Bogan]

He doesn't talk a lot.

[Dale Hellistra]

You know, that or how much sex they have. Or what? Yeah, usually.

[Brady Bogan]

Sometimes. Sometimes they're just telling the truth. And usually the guys who hear it wrong are just better than.

[Dale Hellistra]

Oh, really?

[Brady Bogan]

That's why everybody's mad at Bill Belichick. Like, what's he doing with her? He's in his 70s, I guarantee you.

[Listener]

And he doesn't talk about.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he's. Well, you don't know that publicly. He's not telling you.

[Listener]

Well, I'm sure he and Bobby Kraft open up to each other.

[Brady Bogan]

Guarantee it. Cuz Craft's dating one just the same age. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

[Dale Hellistra]

That. That was absolutely astounding.

[Brady Bogan]

It's amazing.

[Dale Hellistra]

It doesn't surprise you? Before we get into all that.

[Brady Bogan]

Go ahead.

[Dale Hellistra]

I need to say as I was driving over here for my, you know, one rated morning show.

[Brady Bogan]

Where's that?

[Dale Hellistra]

Over at Robot TV.

[Brady Bogan]

Robot.

[Dale Hellistra]

Well, with your Dobson, that's the first time change. It went from WTSM to robot. Don't ask me why. Don't ask me how. I ro.

[Brady Bogan]

Bad time out Robot. How long ago did this happen? Months.

[Dale Hellistra]

10 days ago.

[Brady Bogan]

No way.

[John Holmberg]

When did you find out about.

[Dale Hellistra]

Was in the works. I show up.

[Listener]

What was the research behind Robat?

[Dale Hellistra]

I. I think that there's more money in it.

[Listener]

Okay.

[Dale Hellistra]

And from what I heard, I don't know. Wait again. Robat. R O B A T. I'm not writing that. Oh, what are you writing down?

[Brady Bogan]

None of your business.

[Dale Hellistra]

Steve McColum, your fellow Dobsonite. You know, you guys are both radio stars.

[Listener]

Fellow Sting.

[Dale Hellistra]

Anyway. But my question to you is, I'm driving over here from that number one rated show.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Dale Hellistra]

I turn your guys on when there's no music because the music is not very good.

[Brady Bogan]

But you're more than welcome to stay.

[Dale Hellistra]

But I listed this comedian. Yeah, it was like the third comedian that I listened to on the way over here. Yeah, I missed my calling.

[Brady Bogan]

Why you think you're funny?

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah. These guys are not funny.

[Brady Bogan]

He's a storyteller. He told a good story. That was a very interesting man. They're not here to do stand up.

[Listener]

They're looking for some more wacky business.

[Dale Hellistra]

Money for these guys.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you want Gallagher or Carrot Top to run in? Yes, Go see. Go see DEZ Bishop and come back and be like, whoa, that's great stuff.

[John Holmberg]

At this year's happy ending. I want 10 minutes from Dale.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you get 10 minutes.

[John Holmberg]

10 minutes to go up there. Stand up.

[Dale Hellistra]

Happy ending.

[Brady Bogan]

Our. Our end of the year show. Our stand up show is happy. You were now invited.

[Dale Hellistra]

I would bring the house down.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, There you go. Now, that's been true in the past because most people panic and then there's a stampede to get out. You've got it. You get. How much time do you need? How much material do you have?

[Dale Hellistra]

Well, I think I start off slow.

[Brady Bogan]

I know you do. You know, I'm aware of that. It's been years.

[Dale Hellistra]

I mean, they'd be screaming for more. Johnny. You know. You know, I'm saying more exits in the building.

[Brady Bogan]

Say it.

[Dale Hellistra]

You don't.

[Brady Bogan]

More alcohol or be screaming for their money back. I think that's for sure. No, I, I, you, that's yours. But, yeah, he's very good. He's great. And he's accomplished across the world.

[Dale Hellistra]

Then why does he show up here?

[Brady Bogan]

He was good. He was a good guest.

[Dale Hellistra]

Wait, that's good.

[Brady Bogan]

He was a good guest.

[Dale Hellistra]

Gez, no wonder you're struggling on the radio.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Here on Thursdays, I'll show you those ratings. And you always say it's because of you. You, you got prom.

[Dale Hellistra]

You need a boost. You guys look forward to me on Thursday.

[Brady Bogan]

We'd like you here, but it's not. We don't need you. No, you're like, you need not.

[John Holmberg]

It's a. Yeah, it's not a need. It's a one.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you're dessert. You're enjoyable occasionally, but for the most part, you're pretty bad for us.

[Dale Hellistra]

So let's talk about pretty bad for you.

[Listener]

You're not.

[Brady Bogan]

Hold on. Before we get going, Dale is brought to you by our friends at prestige billiards. Az.com meathead98. You put that in there and you can get a discount for all the things you need for a game room, a grill. He'll take care of you. Meathead will take care of you for all that stuff. And he, he's happy to be part of the Dale portion of the show. Thursdays at 9 o' clock. Meathead's great. And we still haven't gotten you two together.

[Dale Hellistra]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Meathead, come on down here on a Thursday and hang out with Dale. You want to talk about stories, he's got stories, and they're very poorly told, which makes them even funny. Yeah, it's pretty good. All right. So what were you gonna say?

[Dale Hellistra]

I was gonna say. So you, you, you mentioned Bill Belichick.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes.

[Dale Hellistra]

Did you see the snippets of the interview?

[Brady Bogan]

I did. I watched the, the interview.

[Dale Hellistra]

Oh, did you?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistra]

How was the whole interview? Before we talk about the snippets that.

[Brady Bogan]

We saw, you know what's funny. That show that it's on is CBS Sunday Morning. So it's very relaxed. It's, it's never supposed to be 60 Minutes. It's very much a feelgood, kind of laid back, quiet Sunday morning show. A lot of the times they'll just spend like a minute showing like a, a, a flowery garden. Like it's just kind of just peaceful, calm, sunny at the end. Oh, in the end they do a whole thing where they're just kind of like Zen. So the, the interviews are usually like nice and just little fluff pieces.

[Dale Hellistra]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

This one went sideways. And the interviewer, I think the interviewer, I don't blame Belichick or the girl for this. She's coming across like a horrible person. She looks like a real C bomb. But it's the interviewer that basically, because now Belichick put out a statement today or last night, I guess, that basically said we talked beforehand about the things we weren't. This was about my book. This wasn't about her. She was here, but this wasn't about her. So we told him before, let's just stay away from the relationship, talk about my book. It's a fluff piece. Let's do that. And then he started to ask the question. She goes, we're not talking about this off to the side. Right? Instead of giving them what they said and they had agreed upon, Right. They put that in as part of the interview instead of cutting it out like I think Belichick assumed. So when he's sitting there dear in the headlights, like, we already talked about this, right. We're cutting this part out, right. They didn't. They aired it like, oh, she's going to make us look like a fool. Now it's a hit piece. Now it looks like 60 minutes instead of the CBS Sunday Morning. But if I agree to do a CBS Sunday Morning interview, it's soft. We're not hard hitting. We're not discovering anything. I agreed to do this interview with you because you guys are, you know, pansy ass soft.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not doing this so you can hard hit.

[Listener]

So you're telling me that question, though they said before. No, no, over on above areas. Everything else. Belichick couldn't handle that.

[Brady Bogan]

No. Here's the thing.

[Listener]

He's all these press conferences done.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady, what do you.

[Listener]

And just basically played the media.

[Dale Hellistra]

But see, what he knew he couldn't do is say, we're moving on to Cincinnati.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. He says, what could have, what should have. Quality journalists will sit and say, I Did agree to not do this. I'm sorry, we're not going to keep that in there.

[Dale Hellistra]

But seriously, what. Number one, why are you. You saying we don't want to talk about that when you could just very simply say we met on an airplane. It's well documented.

[Brady Bogan]

Because you're setting up, you know better than this with the press. You're telling them we told you no because if we leave, if we let you have.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah, but why are you saying no before?

[Brady Bogan]

Because they. Because this was about his book and not about her. We didn't want it to be about her. She's there. They made it about her. So the way it's presented, if you.

[Listener]

Were to open that can of worms.

[Brady Bogan]

I understand that maybe another question comes eventually, you're going to have to put a stop to it. So he did it immediately. Immediately. And Bill didn't. Bill looked at him and goes like, what are you doing?

[Listener]

He would have been better off talking about the relationship than the way he was talking about his book.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he's not a good interviewer unless he wants the title.

[Listener]

I wanted.

[Dale Hellistra]

Unlike Nick Saban, who has had, coaching wise, basically the same Persona.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistra]

When you see him talk now, it's like a thousand pound weights been lifted off his shoulder. He's got a personality. I enjoy listening to Nick Saban and.

[Brady Bogan]

Bill Belichick on McAfee is a blast. Yes. And on the, on the Manning cast, he was fantastic because he's comfortable there. And we're only going to talk about football, maybe make a joke or two here and there, but we're not going to dive deep into your life. Now. He's coaching again. He's got that hoodie on again. And he's taken. He's put the shell back on. He's no, he's got something to lose and he's got something to protect. And so when, if you told me right now, Dale, you came in and said, john, I don't want to talk about this and I don't want to talk about this. It means something to me that we don't.

[Dale Hellistra]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

And I agree to do the interview. If you don't do that and I do it anyway, well, I beat your ass. Well, you try to chase me and.

[Dale Hellistra]

I'd be no, I would crawl away.

[Brady Bogan]

From you at breakneck speed.

[Listener]

Sometimes when the interviewer comes in or whatever they say you would, you'd like to have him on. But don't talk about this.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. We say no.

[Listener]

We say, well, no.

[Brady Bogan]

Fred even said this morning about something he was Talking about. Because I. For. For very reasonable. Nothing nefarious, various reasons. I don't want to bring this up yet, because there's something that can come of this, and I'm not really. We respect that every. We do that a lot.

[Dale Hellistra]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

So. And you do that. So if I turn to Brett and go, hey, blah, blah, blah, blah, and you're like, what's that? We just talked about this. Like, you know, so.

[Dale Hellistra]

So I. I did not hear the part of the parameters before the interview.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I think the. I think the interviewer is. And I'm look, me defending Bill Belichick. Dude was the bane of my existence for 22 years.

[Dale Hellistra]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

And he's a Browns coach before that. I've hated him for forever.

[Listener]

He talked about the Instagram, too, but he.

[Brady Bogan]

But that was the thing where it started to get into it. Like, I'll answer a couple of these, where are you going?

[Dale Hellistra]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

And then let's move on.

[Listener]

It looks like you're having fun.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. The interviewer is the. Is the jerk in the situation. If in fact, it's true that they had parameters set.

[Dale Hellistra]

If it was set and agreed to, then you don't. You don't go there. But I, again, if I'm Belichick, I just said, hey, we went on an airplane, we struck up a conversation, and we're enjoying our life right now.

[Brady Bogan]

But everybody already knows that. So his next question is, if Bill Belichick's not dumb. He's like, he's asking me to see how far. If I'm going to answer it, then he's going to ask something else. Eventually he's going to. He's cloaking the bear.

[Dale Hellistra]

Okay, but what I'm saying is you say that, and then if he asks that next question.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistra]

You say, hey, we agreed to not talk about this.

[Brady Bogan]

And then they air that no matter what they're airing that. And that's when the journalist is a dick. Because he did that. What they presented on the air was, I tried to talk to him and they were jerks. Instead of saying we were. We did. We agreed to do a fluff interview, which people do. We did a fluff interview and you decided to become, you know, Edward R. Murrow. And now you're going to start. Look it up. And then.

[Dale Hellistra]

Is that a bird?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he's a bird. It's a bird. Yes. Just for the sake of argument. Yes, he's a well known bird.

[Dale Hellistra]

Okay. That's somebody famous.

[Brady Bogan]

Incredibly.

[Dale Hellistra]

Have you heard of him?

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Dale Hellistra]

Oh, shut up. God.

[Brady Bogan]

You never heard of Edward R. What he do? Journalists. He's the, the Mount Rushmore of, of Broadcast Journal.

[Dale Hellistra]

He's not Tom Bro. Kite or whatever. Broow.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Tom Brokow. No, no, you're right. Let's just go back to make it simple for Dale. He's a cartoon bird who used to talk about World War II a lot.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So. No, I mean, he's, he's a. Okay, Mike Wallace then. I'll use that. Try to be Mike Wallace. Yeah. Walter Cronkite never was a hard hitter. Walter stayed in the middle. But Mike Walsh tried to break you down. 60 minutes. And, and then they, they present this interview. As you know, she's a. And he's. He's under her spell. And they turned the whole thing into. It's not about his book. And it did great things for his book because he wouldn't have gotten this attention on CBS Sunday Morning had they aired just a fluff. But in a way.

[Dale Hellistra]

Have you read the book?

[Brady Bogan]

No, I'm not reading this book.

[Dale Hellistra]

Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't.

[Dale Hellistra]

You might learn something, Johnny, from Bill Belichick. Leaders. You know, I don't need a group.

[Brady Bogan]

I got that. I got all that. Not gonna leave. There's Edward R. Murrow. They make movies about him.

[Dale Hellistra]

Well, that looks like that actor in An Odd Couple.

[Brady Bogan]

Jack Klugman.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no.

[John Holmberg]

Oscar Madison.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's not. All right, don't show him any more pictures. Just let him believe it's a bird. It's a better offer. He just.

[Dale Hellistra]

Honestly, it would just not knowing any of the backstory, the way that she. Oh, she's in control, you know, and, and, and then the way Bill reacted rather than, hey, I. I got this.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's the thing that most guys are upset about this. He's, he's tired. He's. He's trying to keep up with 24 year old like he, he is getting ridden like a Ferris wheel regularly and he hasn't had this in a while, so he's probably.

[Dale Hellistra]

So you don't think this is a platonic relationship, do you? When you look at Bill? Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

You think Bill Belichick can't get an erection?

[Dale Hellistra]

I think Bill Belichick maybe once a year. You think he has to. That whatever you have to take viral blue pills.

[Brady Bogan]

He's got loads of it.

[Dale Hellistra]

He's got loads of Viagra.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes, absolutely. Because otherwise. What.

[Dale Hellistra]

So, so how do you prepare for that when you use your Viagra?

[Brady Bogan]

For Viagra, every morning I take one like it's a vitamin C. See you never know.

[Listener]

It's a flinch.

[Brady Bogan]

You have to be ready. Always be prepared. You know my motto.

[Dale Hellistra]

Like you don't do it after dinner.

[Brady Bogan]

You know after dinner. Viagra. You have a stroke doing that. Be careful.

[Des Bishop]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know you would if you did Viagra. Like you would be. You'd be fine.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that what you're asking? Do you need some.

[Dale Hellistra]

No, I don't. But what I'm saying is that Bill's 75, 73, whatever he is, still gets wood.

[Brady Bogan]

Tony Randall had kids in his 80s. Speaking of the odd Pacino. Pacino's got a baby.

[John Holmberg]

De Niro.

[Brady Bogan]

De Niro's having a baby. De Niro's kid just turned into a girl.

[Listener]

Pacinos. There's some gray area.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Listener]

There's a little debate.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's great. All right.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah. I'm trying to get more in the arts, John, since I'm on this. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I did read about man girl now and not bad looking. I know. You see, you did with Br Brady.

[Dale Hellistra]

Did.

[Brady Bogan]

You're going in with knowledge. If you just looked at that picture, you'd be like, not bad.

[Dale Hellistra]

No, I wouldn't. Not knowing.

[Brady Bogan]

You would definitely not know. I saw there wasn't one. We made a point yesterday. Say, where's the Adams? They shave it off.

[Dale Hellistra]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

If you didn't know and I showed you a picture of Aaron de Niro.

[John Holmberg]

Let me. Let me find something.

[Brady Bogan]

You would be like, not bad.

[Dale Hellistra]

They shaved the ad. They shave it.

[Brady Bogan]

That was the first thing Bruce Jenner talked about. If you go back and watch the kardashians.

[Dale Hellistra]

Wait, I did. You go.

[Brady Bogan]

I did it for you. D. You go back and watch the episodes. When he said that, this was when I started my transition.

[Dale Hellistra]

Oh, please.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you only are saying that because you know the picture's up on the screen. You're only saying that because you absolutely know that that's a man.

[John Holmberg]

There's no Adam's apple.

[Brady Bogan]

There's no Adam's apple on that. So you would be in a bar and that pink haired lovely would come up to you and go, how you doing? Everything all right? D. Is everything good right there? You would. Wouldn't know.

[Dale Hellistra]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

That thing would be messing around with.

[Dale Hellistra]

You from a mile away.

[Brady Bogan]

I guarantee Dale would be in that dark room going, my balls are hitting something.

[John Holmberg]

I'm bottoming out.

[Brady Bogan]

What is this? I don't know. Keep hitting it, kid. Hotter. Come on, treat me like Trman used to treat you. Let's do this. Now he's bent over. You know. Anyway, He's a center. He's a long snapper. No, Belichick is. It's an interesting approach because I have.

[Dale Hellistra]

No problem with if a 25 year old wants to date him, then that, that's great.

[Brady Bogan]

The argument I have for that, when people don't think you can get it up. She's getting all she needs from it. From the like. Like Des Bishop was saying, like she's getting power out of it. She's getting notoriety, she's getting clicks. She's got. She's going to run for Miss Maine or whatever. I don't know if you do some pageant, she's going to be that again. She's got all this attention. She's getting what she wants out of it. And the, and the lifestyle. If he can't get a hard on, what's he getting out of it?

[Dale Hellistra]

Notoriety.

[Brady Bogan]

Good com aren't good company. Good chats.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah, he loves to chitchat.

[Brady Bogan]

My dad and I talked about it the other night. He's like, what a pervert. What a pervert. I'm like, okay, A, you're just saying that because you're trying to be cool. Second, he's talked to people age 20 to 25 his whole life. He relates to that, that group. He's very good at speaking to people that age. Very North Carolina.

[Dale Hellistra]

But do you think twenties to thirties. But do you think the same thing carries over? I mean, when, when he looks at her and says, do your job. Yes, do your job.

[Brady Bogan]

You're making me half hard. I just pictured. You think he says that? Do your job. Time to do your job. That would be awesome. Awesome. So you think that, that he's just wandering through life?

[Dale Hellistra]

No, I, I don't. But you always, you always got to wonder about the younger I want him.

[Listener]

I don't think they're rabbits.

[Brady Bogan]

I want him to be strapped up in leather, bent over, getting whipped, ball gag in his mouth going, yeah. And she is just beating the tartum because that's what he's into.

[John Holmberg]

Look at like the gimp from Pulp Fiction.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly right. I want Bill Belichick.

[Dale Hellistra]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

It's more cartoons.

[Dale Hellistra]

Have you seen Pulp?

[Listener]

Oh, yeah, great movie.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you know what Pulp Fiction is?

[Dale Hellistra]

I've heard of it.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh my God. Are you an alien? You've never seen Bruce Willis? Yeah, the dirt.

[Listener]

Bruce Willis.

[Brady Bogan]

You've. Quentin Tarantino.

[Dale Hellistra]

Oh, I, I don't like Tarantino.

[Brady Bogan]

How do you know? You didn't see Pulp Fiction?

[Dale Hellistra]

I just don't like his name.

[Brady Bogan]

Christ, you're an idiot, man. He's gonna kill it. Oh, my God. So many quality references. 10 minutes at happy Angel.

[Dale Hellistra]

Who's Edward R. Murrow?

[John Holmberg]

There's some sports questions there and some for Dale.

[Dale Hellistra]

Brother, do you only print out the.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no. There's stuff in there. No, these are. These are legit sports.

[Brady Bogan]

These are sports. You know, I think eventually with you, Dale, I may trust you enough to eventually talk to the audience.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So. Not this time, but one of these times.

[Dale Hellistra]

You mean like have a call.

[Brady Bogan]

Phone calls we don't normally take with people to be true.

[Dale Hellistra]

I don't like that people. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, they might make a reference you don't understand. And we have to lay you down and put some ice on your neck. I'll help you. Jesus. This one says. All right, we'll talk. Let's take a break and then we'll talk.

[Dale Hellistra]

Hold on. I don't see. I don't see.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm doing it because I'm a responsible journalist. I'm Edward R. Murrow. I'm Edward Armor Murray. I can't believe you don't know who that is.

[Dale Hellistra]

No, I never heard.

[Brady Bogan]

Good night and good luck. The movie, it's now a Broadway play. It was Academy award winning George Clooney movie Cronkite. Yes, you do know him. Because the school.

[Dale Hellistra]

Because of what?

[Brady Bogan]

And I made a Cronkite reference about my glasses earlier. I'm not sure you understood it.

[Listener]

No, because Edward also do the Timex commercials.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you remember when? I think he did. Do you remember when Kennedy was assassinated?

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah. Oh, no, I. That's what those glasses look like.

[Brady Bogan]

And he took his glasses off and he goes, president Kennedy. And he took it off and he looked back at 1:30 right in the afternoon.

[Dale Hellistra]

I remember that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistra]

That didn't have filming capabilities.

[Brady Bogan]

No, but he just had. We don't know that that's true.

[Dale Hellistra]

Oh, oh.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe he was a technique. Anyway, so we'll get some reference points for you eventually.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah, we got to figure out how to read that because you look like you're stumbling over a little.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I'm just picking and choosing.

[Dale Hellistra]

Picking and choose.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll get.

[Dale Hellistra]

You gonna pick.

[Brady Bogan]

I am calling. Calm down. Jesus.

[Dale Hellistra]

Christmas. Pick an easy one.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm just saying I gotta take a break first and then we'll get you. There's no. They're not that. It's not a quiz. It's just an opinions question. You'll still miss it. Dale Hellas trace here, brought to you by friends at Prestige Billiards. AZ.com sickness medicate.

[Dale Hellistra]

KUPD. Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, you two talking about whacking off for me to want to go home so bad?

[Listener]

He's the one that brought.

[Dale Hellistra]

He's a lot.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Questions for Dale.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Dale Hellistra is here. It's Thursday. We have the.

[Dale Hellistra]

The Dale who's my sponsor.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a prestige billiards.

[Dale Hellistra]

Az okay.com and why is this spy. I saw the ratings. I actually went and looked them up. Spike on Thursdays from 9 to 10. Have you ever seen Mount Rushmore like that?

[Brady Bogan]

Only on your. On your heart monitor usually. There's like something going on.

[Listener]

You're looking at the polygraph.

[Brady Bogan]

Looks like Bill. It looks like Bill Belichick under a sheet. Just flat, flat, flat.

[John Holmberg]

Bam.

[Brady Bogan]

Flat, flat, flat. Question one for. For Dale, and we'll get into the draft in a second. Do you think the sun should trade Devin Booker and who or what do you think they should trade him for? Do you think Booker for Ja Morant is a good trade? I love that. Who would you want to replace Booker, Daniel? Okay, well, who's on your list?

[Dale Hellistra]

The way that that I look at it, I think that the sun should definitely trade Durant and Booker.

[Brady Bogan]

Who. Who gave you that idea?

[Dale Hellistra]

Well, I think you and I thought about that, and you don't act like you're.

[Brady Bogan]

And you said you wanted everything Booker. Yeah, and I was right.

[Dale Hellistra]

Show up at the Rah Rah Room and Bella Dusa is not there next year. That's how big a change you want.

[Brady Bogan]

I want everyone. The whole. All the Rah Rah Room people. I want every. Every Sherry, our beer girl up at the. I want Sherry. If I see a face I recognize in that building next year, it's a failure.

[Dale Hellistra]

How about Kevin Ray K out?

[Brady Bogan]

I already said it. I love Kevin. He'll get another job gone. You know what Kevin has in common with the Suns championships? He's been there the whole time that they haven't won one. Jinx. Go home. Get him out of here.

[Dale Hellistra]

I hear you.

[Brady Bogan]

He's probably the reason it's not happening. We haven't even lift this cloud.

[Dale Hellistra]

Hey, he also does the cowboy games, and they can't win either that much.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the trend since Kevin started.

[Des Bishop]

He's the mush cooler.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Is he the mush?

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah. I'm telling you.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, he's called a couple buddy.

[Dale Hellistra]

You know?

[Brady Bogan]

Called a couple WNBA championships.

[Dale Hellistra]

That's true.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. So maybe it's so no what I'm.

[Dale Hellistra]

For because I, I think that that's, you can actually get something from Durant is going to be really tricky now that Giannis is going to be available.

[Brady Bogan]

That's huge. You know, do trade Booker or Durant for Giannis. That's another, another question.

[Dale Hellistra]

I have given both.

[Brady Bogan]

You give both to one team and only get one guy.

[Dale Hellistra]

Giannis is only 30.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. And Booker's only 30. That's close enough. I'll pick it up in a second. No, no. I've already got a mother. Pay attention to me. Look me in the eyes. I might have missed the trash can with the garbage.

[Dale Hellistra]

Big deal.

[Brady Bogan]

Dale, let's calm down. Stay focused.

[Dale Hellistra]

You look like a book or three.

[Brady Bogan]

Stay focused. Yeah, I didn't say I'm getting traded for it. I just threw it over my shoulder.

[Dale Hellistra]

No, I, I, I think that the, the fans holding on to Devin Booker is a majority mistake because completely, he's really the only guy. You can get something of substance for Durant, you'll get something, but he's 38 years old.

[Brady Bogan]

You're getting, you're getting three pieces for Durant, two throw ins and a draft pick.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yes. Nobody's going to come in here.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Dale Hellistra]

But if you go Durant and you go Booker and get Giannis in here.

[Brady Bogan]

Here. Yeah.

[Dale Hellistra]

Are you kidding me?

[Brady Bogan]

Do you make the move for John Morant? Because that team's in turmoil. I would make it for their other players. Memphis has some, some seriously good talent on that team. They've got, My God, they've got th, those. What's that big dude's name? I forgot his name. I want to say bale, but that's not right.

[Dale Hellistra]

Bane.

[Brady Bogan]

Bane. Yeah. Bane. Yeah. Bane is a monster, and that's what this team has never had. You get Bane and, and Johnson. Is that his name? What's the other dude? The Jackson, Jaren Jackson. They have some players on that team that you could get in the training.

[Dale Hellistra]

About John Morant that would concern me if I'm a general manager. Is his history and has he grown up, I'd want to talk to him and look him in the eye and, you know, because he's been a knucklehead.

[Brady Bogan]

He's a knucklehead, but he's a talented. I think you could get Giannis here for Booker, and I think you get jaw for Kevin Durant. If you want to go straight up, get jaw off the hands of, of the Grizzlies. They're going to want more, but they're a player away and it might be. He might be the problem player away.

[Dale Hellistra]

Here's what I'm over hope for the Houston Rockets to be ousted. Okay. In the first round. So that they're sitting there in the offseason going, we're one player, one away. We're one away. And, and, and obviously Durant's been linked to them. Durant. But if you hold on to Devin Booker for hanging on sake.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep. Can't do it.

[Dale Hellistra]

You can't do it.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't win championships being emotionally attached to players. Oklahoma City is another interesting one because they've got a whole bunch of players.

[Dale Hellistra]

They're the number one stinking seed in the Wesley, and they've got number one picks coming out the kazoo.

[Brady Bogan]

And their bench would start for 50%. How do I pre order tickets for Dale Stand up Comedy Train wrecking December. Yeah. Oh, no. People would definitely pay for it. Yeah, people love watching train wrecks.

[Dale Hellistra]

All right, well, I'll do it, but I'm going to need some. A little bit more than I get for coming in here and raising your rate.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, calm down.

[Dale Hellistra]

We'll get you.

[Brady Bogan]

Jesus. He's already paid. My God. All right, Shador, we'll get you paid. Legendary called a shot earlier.

[John Holmberg]

Now he's backing down.

[Brady Bogan]

And then this does. This is a praise says I love looking forward to or I look forward to Dale each week. He says that right there in the email. Dale says, nothing like mocking a severely brain damaged man who's so far gone he doesn't even know what's happening. I love it.

[Dale Hellistra]

See you.

[Brady Bogan]

Let me unfurl the trash. Ready to read that to him?

[Dale Hellistra]

What's the name? He's got an address on there?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Yeah. Donovan, the draft was a treat. Before we get to the entertainment drill, you rooted openly last week for Shador Sanders to fall as far as possible because you hate his father so much you. You live with hate in your heart.

[Dale Hellistra]

I didn't go that far.

[Brady Bogan]

You were. You were not unhappy with the idea.

[Dale Hellistra]

And I will you tell you, I dislike very much rooting for somebody to not do well.

[Brady Bogan]

Except for last week when you said, if he falls out completely, I'll be so happy.

[Dale Hellistra]

Well, I'll be happy. ESPN will be happy.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you're happy for the ratings and the revenue. No, that's not.

[Dale Hellistra]

I'm all about the hate in your.

[Brady Bogan]

Heart for the Sanders family. Came out last week when you're like, I don't. And you did preface it by saying, I don't like saying this, but I won't be unhappy if he falls out of the draft completely.

[Dale Hellistra]

That's what I said. And again, as we talked off the air, the fact that.

[Listener]

Out of the draft completely or just out of the.

[Brady Bogan]

No, he said first round and then he said later. Out of the draft completely. Because I said, well, if he falls out of the first round, there's a chance he doesn't go for a while.

[Dale Hellistra]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't see fifth round.

[Dale Hellistra]

No. Either did I.

[Brady Bogan]

Late. Second, third possibility.

[Dale Hellistra]

I would have thought second, third round would. Would teach him a lesson.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly.

[Dale Hellistra]

And I don't know even if he's learned his lesson. And what's the lesson? To come in hard, humble. You're not playing for your dad. You're not the Heisman Trophy winner.

[Brady Bogan]

When in the world has that ever been a thing with football?

[Dale Hellistra]

Because again, I think I said it last week. I don't care if you're a wide receiver, defensive back, linebacker, and you got attitude and you're this. That. I don't care.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, a quarterback can't have it.

[Dale Hellistra]

Quarterback's different.

[Brady Bogan]

Tom Brady's first words. You've made the best decision of your life when they drafted. Yeah, that's not very humble.

[Dale Hellistra]

But see, there, there. There's a difference between. I just had a picture of Tom Brady and his rookie, the combine picture.

[Brady Bogan]

Goy body telling you, this is the best thing you've ever.

[Dale Hellistra]

Guy that looks. Looks incredibly better. 25 years.

[Brady Bogan]

He looks outrageously good compared to that dough ball coming out of Michigan.

[Dale Hellistra]

They're different. Confidence and cockiness.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[Dale Hellistra]

Again, he. Brady said that there's no way in God's green earth he expected his career. No, there is no way. You can dream. You can, hey, I'm gonna make a roster. And hey, I might start some games. But to go the way that he did, he wasn't even great in Michigan.

[Brady Bogan]

No, he was good, but he wasn't even great. So I think arrogance. I think the I again, I go back to my theory that this was ESPN and the NFL Network in cahoots saying, hey, we're blocking out an awful lot of broadcast television in time. How do we get day three to be interesting to people? Because nobody watches and we. And that's our longest time on the air. It's like 11 in the morning till 4 or 5 in the afternoon on a Saturday.

[Dale Hellistra]

That's when the Hella Straits get drafted.

[Brady Bogan]

That's exactly right. Nobody's watching that in the past. No one. And so I read something that was 45 times higher than their highest third day ever.

[Dale Hellistra]

It's crazy.

[Brady Bogan]

45. So if you had 150,000 people watching. You're in the millions now, and the revenue is ridiculous. Plus now you've got weeks and weeks of this kind of crap of back and forth. It felt so set up to me.

[Dale Hellistra]

And the next best. The next biggest thing, John, is that. And the schedule release. They're building that up. And there will be a bunch of idiots. You one of them. Who are sitting there. You already know who Pittsburgh's gonna play.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. I don't know when though.

[Dale Hellistra]

No, you don't. But you know who they're gonna.

[Brady Bogan]

But I'm mapping out my. My travel. What games might I go to?

[Dale Hellistra]

They're gonna be sitting there salivating. Oh, my God. I'm going. I'm gonna go in September so I can see them play Green Bay. What? Whatever. But. But it's crazy.

[Brady Bogan]

It's out of control now. 98.

[Dale Hellistra]

Morning sickness. What are you doing? Playing music.

[Brady Bogan]

Because we're going to get the entertainment drill. It's time. It's just about time. Your segment's just about over. D. In fact, it ended a while ago.

[Dale Hellistra]

We just.

[Brady Bogan]

Haven't you told. It's like your career.

[Dale Hellistra]

Nobody told you any compliments about my segment.

[Brady Bogan]

I just told you that guy said, I really look forward to when Dale.

[Dale Hellistra]

Did your little nugget.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I didn't. It says, much love, Dale. Let's do lunch. You read it? I read it word for word.

[Dale Hellistra]

I look forward to Dale each week. That's all I see said.

[Brady Bogan]

Is Dale still upset about the time he got a pet rock as a kid? And I said, why is that? And he said, because it probably died under his care. Those are good jokes. Tail.

[Dale Hellistra]

I did. I did. I did kill a turtle. I don't know how I did that.

[Brady Bogan]

But he came out of his shell. That's the only time everybody heard it. Well, how did you kill a turtle?

[Dale Hellistra]

That's a good looking kid.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a long time ago, dad. Did you eat his flakes? Let's not live in the past.

[Dale Hellistra]

I think I. I think I hid him from my parents. I put him underneath the mattress. Between the mattress.

[Listener]

Yeah, that'll do.

[Brady Bogan]

Your parents did the work?

[Dale Hellistra]

No, I. I did it.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no.

[Dale Hellistra]

I know from them.

[Brady Bogan]

In between their mattress.

[Dale Hellistra]

No, my mattress.

[Listener]

His mattress.

[Dale Hellistra]

And I think I forgot about it.

[Listener]

Then. The smell.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it still there? We should probably ch.

[Dale Hellistra]

I moved out of the house. Left the bed there.

[Listener]

When they moved out of the house, they lift the mattress. There's a turtle, two hamsters, a girl.

[Brady Bogan]

A prostitute.

[Listener]

Hiding.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Jerky. Not Not a living one. The Thanksgiving one. He's safe for later. Unbelievable. What a terrible story that is.

[Dale Hellistra]

No. Well, it's a turtle.

[Brady Bogan]

Why would you hide it?

[Dale Hellistra]

It's a turtle. I don't think I was supposed to have it. I think I found it somewhere. I brought it home.

[Brady Bogan]

Was it pretty good size? Geez, that's not. You're not. That's about chest sized. Turtle. Yeah. Was it the one with a little.

[Listener]

Red stripe on his wild right or.

[Brady Bogan]

Was it a desert?

[Dale Hellistra]

I was six, John. I don't remember. I don't even know what happened.

[Brady Bogan]

But you were smart enough to know your parents.

[Listener]

Would you realize why your parents didn't want you to have a turtle?

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Dale Hellistra]

And so I took care of.

[Brady Bogan]

But do you remember the day you realized oh geez, there's a turtle in my bed?

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah. I had to sneak outside and go throw in the garbage.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but how long after the hiding too?

[Dale Hellistra]

I probably remembered it a couple weeks later.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh God.

[Listener]

It was still juicy. The smell, I can't imagine.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh well. Dale's room smells like.

[Listener]

That's how powerful that bed.

[Brady Bogan]

That room smelled like a dead turtle before that thing got.

[Dale Hellistra]

As an athlete. I know you don't know what that's like, but I. It smelled like a locker room.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I'll tell you right now, Brady, that turtle died from the smell of Dale's room before he could ever do any damage. This guy. Oh, I got one on the. See Brett's printing. Good.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah, well, it's. It's going to be bad.

[Brady Bogan]

No, he loves your intelligent, intellectual. That's what it says. Tell Dale. My friends and I thoroughly love his intelligent and in intellectual commentary on your. Your show. It's no wonder why ratings spike with people with the extra chromosome on Thursday at 9:00am to 10:00am Signed Corky Thatcher. Life goes On. Another great reference you don't get.

[Dale Hellistra]

Who's Corky?

[Listener]

That's quite an honor.

[Brady Bogan]

Corky Thatcher is. I thought it was you. I thought you were the child actor that played Cork. Corky is a mentally challenged boy who was a star of a television show in the late 80s called life. Life goes On.

[Dale Hellistra]

Never saw it.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't know the Corky references. How many times in your life you've been called Corky? And you think it's. Yeah, Corky must be some hot.

[Listener]

What's your favorite TV show? Growing up.

[Dale Hellistra]

I used to like Lost in Space. I used to like. Because I had a crush on.

[Brady Bogan]

On Holly.

[Dale Hellistra]

Whatever the blonde was Holly.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. He said I'm crushing Marshall will And Holly.

[Dale Hellistra]

I. I like Gilgames island because I like Ginger.

[Brady Bogan]

You were Ginger. See, I like Marianne.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And a little bit on the Mrs. Howell thing. I'm not gonna lie. She had cash. She had a lot of money. Yeah. She was kind of my bill.

[Dale Hellistra]

Bella Loaded in reverse.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I kind of like that idea. I didn't care. Said an Adam's apple. That wouldn't stop me. Yeah. Okay, so you liked Gilligan's island and Lost in Space.

[Dale Hellistra]

Back. You know, back in the. In the mid late 60s, there were not a whole lot.

[Brady Bogan]

You were like three in the late 60s. How old when were you born?

[Dale Hellistra]

62.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, okay.

[Dale Hellistra]

So, yeah, 68, 69.

[Brady Bogan]

What about as an adult, what were your shows like in the 90s?

[Listener]

Million Dollar Man. Did you.

[Brady Bogan]

80S and 90s.

[Dale Hellistra]

Well, like designated Survivor, something that I really.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a good show now, currently.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah. Yeah, I enjoy that. We like the Chicago Mads.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. The simple stuff.

[Dale Hellistra]

We don't watch a whole lot of TV.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. What did you watch in the 90s? Were you a friends guy? Cheers.

[Dale Hellistra]

Melrose Place, Thursdays when NBC Must See TV.

[Brady Bogan]

Cosby, Family Ties, cheers. Night Court, L.A. law.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

They had a big dumb guy on that, too. I'm just saying maybe it was relatable. They don't look at me. He's the one that said it. Yeah.

[Listener]

What's wrong with you?

[Dale Hellistra]

You didn't have to laugh.

[Listener]

Piped out goofy.

[Brady Bogan]

The guy won Emmys.

[Dale Hellistra]

Slide over the corner.

[Brady Bogan]

The guy won Emmys for playing that. For playing Dale the Lord. You remember him? You know who I'm talking about?

[Dale Hellistra]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Kind of the mentally dopey guy that ran around. No, no, no. That was night.

[John Holmberg]

I thought you were talking about the mental.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he was.

[Dale Hellistra]

You know, it's interesting. So you talk about LA Law. You know, Troy dated Angie Harmon.

[Brady Bogan]

I know.

[Dale Hellistra]

And we went on a vacation with them.

[Brady Bogan]

She was not on the show, by the way.

[Dale Hellistra]

Angie. Not at that point, no. Troy. Angie Arm. And Brooke and I, and we. We went up to wine country and golfed and did all that and got to know Angie very well. She was auditioning at the time for La Love.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. Oh, really?

[Dale Hellistra]

So this was like late 90s.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, the show was almost over.

[Dale Hellistra]

97, 98. She was on for about five years.

[Brady Bogan]

Not on LA Law.

[Dale Hellistra]

Not. Oh, I'm sorry, this is.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistra]

What show was she.

[Brady Bogan]

Keep trying. I don't remember the name of her show Angie Harmon was on. It was a law show, but it wasn't LA Law. It was a cop law show. Criminal. She was on Law and Order.

[Dale Hellistra]

Law and Order. That was it. And, and, and, and Brooke actually. And I helped a little bit read lines with her.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding. And that's why she didn't get on la.

[Dale Hellistra]

No, she. No, but she got on whatever.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Listener]

Law and Order got on Troy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And then got on Troy for a while.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah, that, that, that didn't go very well now.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, ask Troy. But she'd tell you different. Maybe not the ending, but the part you're talking about. Didn't she marry Jason Seehorn?

[Dale Hellistra]

She did.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that something? Oh, now I see that.

[Dale Hellistra]

A New York Giant.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Jesus. Giant Cam Scatteraboo going to the New York Giants. I think it's great for him, but I don't have a.

[Dale Hellistra]

Did I hear you. Did I literally hear you say at some point, my good friend Cam?

[Brady Bogan]

I said, my new friend.

[Dale Hellistra]

My good buddy Cam.

[Brady Bogan]

Going hanging out with him tomorrow for a little while.

[Dale Hellistra]

Are you. Where are you going tomorrow?

[Brady Bogan]

I haven't been decided. It's gonna spend the day to come. Whatever happens, happens. Probably spa day. Maybe Mani Petty.

[Des Bishop]

Next level.

[Listener]

It'll be good friend after that.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's getting close.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Anyway, Dale's here. We'll get to the entertainment drill. It is brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. Get in on this thing right now. It's gonna. The guy yesterday went nuts in Glendale. See the news. He run around with a baseball bat. Machete. We do machete training. I remember the first time we did machete training. I'm like, yeah, like this is gonna happen. Since then, probably 12 to 15 Machete attacks just in this city. You don't realize how often it's happening. I had a cop tell me goes machetes get used all the time. Why it seems indefensible. You get into a machete fight at you're like, what is going on? First off, where are you? Second, Machete got. Yeah. Most of the time machetes show up when you least expect it. You don't see if you see a guy with a machete, he's probably got bad intentions, know what to do. And there is a very specific way to defend against somebody who's attacking with a machete. It sounds crazy, but it happened yesterday. And it happens more often than how.

[Dale Hellistra]

Come I didn't hear about this?

[Brady Bogan]

It's on the news because you probably were. It was probably incapable. The words were too big. I'm guessing Machete had you. You were searching at Webster's And I.

[Dale Hellistra]

Didn'T have the words reporting a cheat.

[Brady Bogan]

And then he just went, so. Yeah. So. But if you have, you know, I'm not saying it's going to happen to you. It probably isn't. But if it did, would you know what to do? And it's very. Most of the time, people grab at the machete. There is a way to defend yourself that is absolutely unbelievable. Whoa. It has changed my mind against the machete attack. I am not Victor, you know, a victim. I'm not helpless here. They teach all that stuff. It's crazy. The world goes crazy. Don't get caught in it. Be a sheepdog. Stop being a sheep. React. Defense.com the home of tactical Black Brady.

[Listener]

Entertainment with Dale filmmaker Joel Salza. Or Salza, the guy behind Rust.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Listener]

Was interviewed the other day and the guy asked him, did you watch any of Alec Baldwin's reality show? And he says, I did not watch any of Alec Baldwin's reality show. I was busy hitting myself in the face with a frying pan.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a tough thing to watch him try to be, you know, he's like.

[Listener]

I can't believe he's doing this. Basically, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

They mix in like, what a happy family with, oh, we're going to trial for murder. And it's really weird.

[Listener]

And then he went on to say, he goes, I, you know, we have no relationship with. I don't. With Alec. We're not friends, but we're not enemies.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Just co workers for a little bit. But it is weird because it's almost like Alex wife is trying to star and get attention from this through the terrible trial tragedy. And also, I don't know, it's a strange.

[Dale Hellistra]

So this is a show.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a reality show. It's the Baldwins and what.

[Dale Hellistra]

But what's the name of it?

[Brady Bogan]

The Baldwins.

[Listener]

The Baldwins.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the movie A Rust is where he shot that lady and killed.

[Dale Hellistra]

Oh, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

So that's. Yeah.

[Listener]

That's where the last thing you want to do.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Listener]

Back into the.

[Brady Bogan]

Go out and try to have happy fun time. And then occasionally he's really stressed out from the trial for murder. Let's do a potato sack race. And it's like just the way weirdest reality show stuff intermixed with.

[Dale Hellistra]

Well, would you be sad if you were Alec Baldwin?

[Brady Bogan]

Would I be sad?

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah. That you killed somebody?

[Brady Bogan]

Absolutely. Johnny, I have. I'm incapable of.

[Dale Hellistra]

You have a soul.

[Brady Bogan]

I have a soul.

[Dale Hellistra]

You don't have a soul.

[Brady Bogan]

If I accidentally shot you right now. Maybe you're Right.

[Dale Hellistra]

Would you come to my funeral?

[Brady Bogan]

What day is it?

[John Holmberg]

What if it was Lamar?

[Listener]

Stream it.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, Cam scatter Boo. And I have stuff to do. I don't know what day you're planning. If it was Lamar Jackson, I wouldn't shoot him in the face. I don't want him to die. Just want him to get something that hurts for a long, long time. I root for bad things, but not death. I don't want to kill anybody.

[Dale Hellistra]

Or you could. You could snip his Achilles tendon or something.

[Brady Bogan]

I want someone else to it like under his cards and just a little don't, don't. Don't make it so he's a. A hero. Make it so he can't. Like he comes back and it's just not the same. I don't root for incapacitation. I root for a dude to just slowly kind of dwindle away, you know? I don't want a guy to lay there and be. Have a thumbs up foundation for what happened to him. I want. It's true, I do. I don't want a guy's like, oh, his only move was his thumbs up. Now we got to raise money. He's a. Now he's a sympathetic figure. I want him to be kind of like sick all the time, you know, like these tummy never stopped, stops hurting, that kind of thing.

[Dale Hellistra]

And then soulless.

[Brady Bogan]

And then, and then they can't figure out what it is. So then they call it Lamar Jackson's disease. Like he gets it named after him that I root for. I don't want anyone to die though, because I do have a heart.

[Dale Hellistra]

You son of a. Soulless son of.

[Listener]

A. Dale's got a story he's been dying to tell us.

[Dale Hellistra]

Oh yeah, my. My favorite guy really in the world. Kanye West.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you love Kanye.

[Dale Hellistra]

Oh, I love me some Kanye.

[Brady Bogan]

Tell that story, Dale.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah. And he's lost. He released his lost 2022 album, Donda 2. I've been waiting three years.

[Brady Bogan]

Donda was a great one.

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah. And he. He released the streaming services on Wednesday, but within hours the record had been taken down after controversial rapper was threatened with legal action.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Dale Hellistra]

The 47 year old rapper also known as Yay.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no. Why is Yay? What the hell is Yay?

[Dale Hellistra]

What's wrong, Kanye? Yay.

[Brady Bogan]

Just two letters, Dale. Yay.

[Dale Hellistra]

He initially released the album via his own platform stem player, whatever that is.

[Brady Bogan]

Man, why are you so for sounding like you're clueless?

[Dale Hellistra]

However, Wes then post on social media that DeAndre Free Maiden, who managed the producers. Blah blah blah blah blah.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Dale Hellistra]

Seriously.

[Brady Bogan]

Who's the producer?

[Dale Hellistra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You're no Tom brokite. I know Walter Cronko.

[Dale Hellistra]

Jamal.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, that's enough.

[John Holmberg]

We're going to cancel stuff now.

[Brady Bogan]

Bugs. No, we're done. You're going to run into a word that's going to get you talented and Brian Miller. That's right.

[Dale Hellistra]

Nothing to them through crest. I'll be taken down over his failure to pay them.

[Listener]

Yeah, they gotta pay him.

[Brady Bogan]

That's enough.

[Dale Hellistra]

And west post showed a screenshot of message for me.

[Brady Bogan]

Just saying. You're just making up words.

[Dale Hellistra]

We do not and do not consent to the usage of our word for DONDA 2 or any YE project.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Yay.

[John Holmberg]

Y. I missed the Brady report.

[Brady Bogan]

And that was your Caucasian news. It's your Caucasian hip hop minute. It's enough for you too. I've had enough entertainment Tr John. There it is.

[Dale Hellistra]

That's entertaining.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure was.

[Dale Hellistra]

That's entertaining right there.

[Brady Bogan]

Nothing better. It's so entertaining. Somebody says we love when Dale is able to escape the basement in the goonies house and come on the show every Thursday. It's fantastic. We love it too. It's always fun. What a treat. Anyway, anything. What's going on in of front Sports.

[Dale Hellistra]

Now we got Van B. Your beloved Lakers are out.

[Brady Bogan]

Gone. That made me happy. You got too many games ending with 50 point differentials right now. You got to get into some serious good games.

[Dale Hellistra]

Anyway, you got your. Your boy the joker. How do you not like the joker?

[Brady Bogan]

You got to love the joke. You got to like Luca to a certain degree. Although he complains too much. The joker, man.

[Dale Hellistra]

He fought through agonizing pain last night.

[Brady Bogan]

He bent his back backwards. Here's what I know. If you can't become a fan of the Oklahoma City Thunder, you don't like like the game. They are a blast to watch.

[Dale Hellistra]

And Cleveland's pretty.

[Brady Bogan]

Cleveland's fun too. I agree. All right, let's get the hell out of here. Dale's done. We're done too. That's Thursday in the books and Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a fantastic day and we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness solo. It's out of control now.

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