05-02-25 - Preacher Lawson - Tempe Improv - In Studio

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: Preacher Lawson at Tempe Improv (05-02-25)
Release Date: May 2, 2025
Hosted by John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo

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Introduction

In the April 25, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg welcomes comedian Preacher Lawson to the Tempe Improv studio. The episode delves into Preacher's experiences in the comedy world, his stint on America's Got Talent, and explores humorous yet insightful discussions about everyday topics.

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Guest Background: Preacher Lawson

Preacher Lawson joins the show with a rich background in comedy, notably his appearances on America's Got Talent. He shares personal anecdotes about his journey, including his early performances and the challenges he faced during the competition.

Notable Quote:

Preacher Lawson (03:40): "I was actually 26 during the show, and I didn't want to win because I thought they would lock me into a contract, but thankfully, they didn't."

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Navigating the Comedy Scene

The conversation transitions into Preacher's experiences in the comedy circuit, detailing his performances and the reception he's received from audiences. He humorously recounts the ups and downs of his career, including a memorable moment when he and the hosts staged a "live show" as a grand finale for the year’s top 10 performances.

Notable Quote:

Larry McFeely (02:14): "Because people don't get to see them ahead of time. We will not share those."

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Humorous Anecdotes and Personal Stories

Larry McFeely engages Preacher with light-hearted banter, touching on topics like "cooties" and the quirks of human behavior. They delve into childhood misconceptions about grades and social myths, blending humor with nostalgic reflections.

Notable Quote:

Larry McFeely (08:20): "I was like, how does a B plus get more than an A minus? It didn't make any sense to me as a seven-year-old."

Preacher shares a funny yet relatable story about dealing with poison ivy as a child, highlighting the humorous side of enduring uncomfortable situations.

Notable Quote:

Preacher Lawson (07:48): "I wiped poison ivy up my booty as a seven-year-old, and that was the worst pain I've ever had."

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Behind the Scenes: Video Content and Rosebuds

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the creation and content of their live shows, particularly focusing on the controversial "rosebuds" segment. The hosts watch and react to a video featuring a performer demonstrating an unusual act, leading to a lively debate about the appropriateness and impact of such performances.

Notable Quote:

Larry McFeely (16:17): "Look, she's a guest, for God's sake. Weeks are doing their thing live at 10pm."

The conversation reveals the hosts' perspectives on blending comedy with unexpected or shocking elements, aiming to entertain without crossing lines.

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Reflections on Fame and Personal Growth

Preacher Lawson opens up about his personal growth since his time on America's Got Talent, discussing how his experiences have shaped his approach to comedy and life. He touches upon the pressures of fame and the misconceptions audiences may have about performers.

Notable Quote:

Preacher Lawson (05:05): "People online don't put together the reality of what we go through. It's not for views; it's real life."

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Closing Remarks and Words of Wisdom

As the episode wraps up, Preacher offers listeners some light-hearted wisdom, encouraging them to seize the day and not procrastinate.

Notable Quote:

Preacher Lawson (22:12): "Never do tomorrow what you can do today."

Larry McFeely thanks Preacher for his time, reflecting on the enriching conversation and the blend of humor and sincerity shared throughout the show.

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness provides a blend of humor, personal stories, and thoughtful discussions, making it both entertaining and insightful. Preacher Lawson's candid conversations offer listeners a glimpse into the life of a comedian navigating fame and personal challenges, all while keeping the atmosphere light and engaging.

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Transcript

[Brett Vesley]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Preacher Lawson]

Hey, it's Larry McFeely here with my friend Wayne from AMCO. And Wayne, if my car has an extended warranty, do I have to take it back to the dealer for service?

[Unknown]

No, Larry, if you have an extended service contract, you can use it at any amco.

[Preacher Lawson]

It's nice to have other options.

[Unknown]

I'll say. Amco has dealership quality rental cars, no hassles and faster service.

[Preacher Lawson]

AMCO does more than just transmissions, right?

[Unknown]

Right. If you need car repairs or hear, feel, see, smell, or even think you have a car issue, call Amco first.

[Preacher Lawson]

Just Google Amco for your nearest loc. That's Amco Double A, MCO transmissions and a whole lot more.

[Larry McFeely]

Here we go. Let's play Where's He At? Where's preach? Playing the 10:00pm prom. Preacher Lawson, welcome. And you were here already for our videos. And for that I kind of apologize. But I'm glad.

[Unknown]

Sorry.

[Larry McFeely]

No, you're right. If you want to go to Tempe Improv this weekend and see Preacher, you can do that. Tempe impromptu.com. welcome back.

[Unknown]

Same videos.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. And. Yeah, just do it. Just pop them. At the end of the year, we do a show, a live show, and play the top 10 of the year.

[Unknown]

Oh, do you.

[Larry McFeely]

Because people don't get to see them. We will not share those.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, everybody's always trying to get them.

[Unknown]

Emailed to them and it's. I thought there was a camera in here.

[Larry McFeely]

No. Good Lord, no. Are you crazy?

[Unknown]

Live stream.

[Larry McFeely]

No way.

[Unknown]

Do I have like a Patreon.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, good God. We don't people to see this. You're looking at me right now. Who would pay to see this?

[Unknown]

I think a few people.

[Larry McFeely]

That's probably the one sending the video, my brother request.

[Unknown]

They request for the video all the time.

[Larry McFeely]

We're not.

[Unknown]

Do they request? They probably just don't know. They don't know.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, they're pretty aware, I think. Yeah, they. They're on top of it.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Send them radio videos. Are, you know, doing the play by play for radio. I feel like, you know, a 1950s baseball announcer. I'm just. I'm giving it the best I can. Some of this stuff can't be explained. Like, I learned what a rosebud is through these. Do you know what that is?

[Unknown]

No, that's like. Isn't that like a flower preacher?

[Larry McFeely]

It used to be. Give me a minute, I'll find one for you. You're a pure. You're a pure, kind man.

[Unknown]

You know what? I didn't feel super pure until I walked in. Right?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Now, you know, I came in here, I was like, I. Yeah, I'm a version. We.

[Larry McFeely]

Let me handle that for you. I'll take care of things.

[Unknown]

I'm 34 years old, man. And that was some of the wildest stuff. You know what's funny? You know, when I first came in here, I was like 28.

[Larry McFeely]

That's right. That's a while ago, right? Was it America's Got Talent?

[Unknown]

Yeah, I was on there a few.

[Larry McFeely]

Times and you told us, I want to lose.

[Unknown]

I was actually 20. I was actually 26. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. I told you I wanted.

[Larry McFeely]

And then you said, we can't talk about that because the finals are coming up, but I don't want to win. And we didn't talk. Now we can.

[Unknown]

Yeah, yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

And I didn't realize that a lot of people feel that way because you're kind of tied to that for too long.

[Unknown]

You know what? I don't even think that's true. Right. I thought it was true. At the time. Yeah. I was like, I don't want to win. Because, you know, back in the day, American Idol, when it was really famous, they would lock you in a contract. Right. But when they was doing it my season, they didn't do that.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, really? No.

[Unknown]

I could have won. I mean, I wasn't won, but I wasn't gonna win.

[Larry McFeely]

But you wanted like a plate spinner won, right? Some weird thing, one year.

[Unknown]

I don't need. No, there was a. The girl, Juan. She was a 12 year old ventriloquist.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh.

[Unknown]

She's like 47. She has kids, divorced. You know, she was on that video. She was one of that baby on the video. I was like, oh, that's what you're doing now. That's crazy.

[Larry McFeely]

That's modern day ventriloquism, what we just saw.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Throw away the chat dolls.

[Unknown]

It definitely helps to have the. Just a amazing backstory on those things.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah.

[Unknown]

Oh, for sure.

[Larry McFeely]

You didn't have enough.

[Unknown]

You know what's crazy? There was. Her name is Evie Claire. I'm still friends with her to this day. And she's. She's actually in Utah. Married, has kids. She was like 14 on the show.

It's crazy.

[Larry McFeely]

Is that true?

[Unknown]

Yeah, she was 14 on the show.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, wow.

[Unknown]

And she's married with kids. She has a second one on the way. Or she already has. I don't know.

[Larry McFeely]

Anyway, she's only like 22.

[Unknown]

She's. I just said Utah.

[Larry McFeely]

Utah. That's right.

[Unknown]

I messed up. Okay, Right.

[Larry McFeely]

Sorry, sorry, My bad.

[Unknown]

But it's. She still beat me, which is wild. So she. Her father passed away on the show. And like, I was there. I mean, I wasn't there when he died. I didn't die.

[Larry McFeely]

He wasn't on the show. Yeah, I didn't do it during the show.

[Unknown]

Yeah, during the show. I remember seeing her dad. I met her dad and then he was sick and then they put that. They used it. And then he died. And then she was legit sad. Like her and her family were sad. But people online, they don't put that together. They're like mean. They're like commenting. She's only in the finals. Cause her dad died. It's like, you know, he's really dead. Right. It's not for views. He's gone, you know, so. And then sees that she's like 14.

[Larry McFeely]

You know, like devastating.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

So you hear that from the. The viewers and on the other side, the production company. High five.

[Larry McFeely]

They're loving it.

[Unknown]

They're like, yeah, they love they love that. So it's like, it's. It's kind of like, I get it, man. It's for views or whatever, but they take real. Like, people ask me all the time, they're like, is it real? It's like, look, they take. They take it and they exaggerate. They take whatever it is. And I remember, like, I was. I was. I slept on the street for like a couple of days, you know, when I was in LA. And they were like, this man was homeless 10 years. Seven. Yeah. His whole life walking in second grade, you know, in the snow in LA. It's like, I didn't even know it snowed in LA. That's great, you know, but they just take it. They exaggerate, put it at level two.

[Larry McFeely]

They run with it. Well, the good news is for that girl who lost her father, she goes back to Utah and her 12 mothers should take care of her.

[Unknown]

Man, that's. I can't laugh at that. I'm not going to laugh because it's true.

[Larry McFeely]

It's too painful to laugh.

[Unknown]

That's horrible. Every year she posts, rest in peace, somebody.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm like, dang. Anyway, so you were homeless for a couple of days. Let's go back to that again. That's a better topic.

[Unknown]

You know what's crazy? You ever been homeless? You ever, like, slept on the street?

[Larry McFeely]

Good Lord, no.

[Unknown]

Okay. You never slept on the street for a second.

[Larry McFeely]

Why?

[Unknown]

You've never not fallen down?

We have.

Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, we did it as a stunt for the station, but I actually.

[Unknown]

They did it as a stunt.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Unknown]

You got people, like.

[Larry McFeely]

They donated food because we lived in boxes for three days. But I would go get a hotel room when no one was looking.

[Unknown]

Yeah. I didn't. I couldn't. You got a. I did.

[Larry McFeely]

I'd run down the road and shower up. I can't live like that.

[Unknown]

Oh, okay.

[Larry McFeely]

I had to poop.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, we try to sleep on the. I mean, there's a. Plenty of outside. I mean, the poop and the peeing part is easy.

[Larry McFeely]

Is it?

[Unknown]

Yes. I've peed outside when I've had plenty of houses.

[Larry McFeely]

I've peed out.

[Unknown]

I still do it, but I can't.

[Larry McFeely]

I have.

[Unknown]

Sometimes I'm like, why would I go upstairs when there's that tree?

[Larry McFeely]

I've done it out like.

[Unknown]

Dogs do it.

I remember one time. I remember one time when I was seven, I had to go take a dump and someone was like, you know, they were like, yo, just go poop in the. You know, The. The woods. There's like leaves. Use leaves as a toilet. As like a tissue paper. And I was like, cool, I'll do that. And I was in Portland, Oregon. There's a lot of poison ivy.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, no.

[Unknown]

Oh, yeah. My booty was itchy. You got it? Yeah, I got it on my booty, bro. I got. I wiped poison ivy up my booty as a seven year old and that was the worst pain I've ever. That was so. It was like itchy. It was just.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that's not good. And that's. And you. And to me, you deserved it because I'm seven. I don't care.

[Unknown]

Seven of you, okay?

[Larry McFeely]

Seven is second grade. You can do rudimentary math and speak the language. You shouldn't be crapping outside.

[Unknown]

Can I tell you something else? If you think that's dumb for a seven year old.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

When I was. When I was seven, someone told me that B plus was worth more than A minus. Right?

[Larry McFeely]

Because there's a plus.

[Unknown]

But they said, yeah, and that's. And I was like, but that doesn't make any sense. I thought a minus. They were like, no, no, no. I was like, how's that? What does that mean? And how's that make sense? And they're like, percentage wise. And I was seven. So I was like, okay, you'll see.

I'll go with my B plus now.

Fast forward. I'm grown. I'm 34. Two weeks ago, I was talking to my agent and then we were talking about a movie. I was. It's actually centers. I was like, what would you grade that movie? He's like, yeah, probably like a B plus. And I was like, oh, it's better than the A, yo.

[Larry McFeely]

You just now learned that?

[Unknown]

And I was like. He goes, no, it's not. I was like, yeah, it is, man. He goes, how my wise. Because what's that mean? And I'm like, I don't know. I didn't ask any more questions after that. I just believed that for years. So, yeah. So the povi thing, not that dumb.

[Larry McFeely]

It's the second dumb calamine in the crack.

[Unknown]

Did you. Mama.

[Larry McFeely]

Who do you tell? I die from that?

[Unknown]

You die from this?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I die from that. I wouldn't go to the doctor for my own anus damage. If I damage my own anus, it's. It's. It's a sign I shouldn't be around anymore.

[Unknown]

Oh, my God.

[Larry McFeely]

Somebody got to fix my anus.

[Unknown]

Was immune to poison ivy by himself. He started eating a piece. He read. If you Eat the leaf.

Yeah.

A little bit at a time and then eat. He'd use up to a leaf.

[Larry McFeely]

But how much rolling around was he?

[Unknown]

Poison ivy? The problem is, once you stopped, he'd get it. But why would you tell me it's a piece?

Yeah, it's just like building your immune system. But also, that's really weird that he started to do that.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, because.

[Unknown]

Yeah, but why would you start that?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

And you called me dumb at 70.

Yeah, he's up in the. Up in the Ozarks and he's a total Woodstock.

If I would grade out. Dummy is definitely a B.

[Larry McFeely]

It's a B plus.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

To be plus. You know what? No. A little worse than a minus.

[Unknown]

Doesn't work.

[Larry McFeely]

A little bit worse than that. That's weird. That's a strange story. Yeah, I would. If I ever damage my own anus. Stupid in a stupid way. No doctor's gonna. I'm not. I'm just. That's it. That's the end. That's roll credit.

[Unknown]

We had a scare a week ago.

I don't think I damaged anything.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, that's what. You damaged it. If you needed help.

[Unknown]

No, I was. No, no, no. I needed. I. I just. Yeah, just itched. It just itched a lot.

[Larry McFeely]

So it didn't.

[Unknown]

And it, like, grows bumps or whatever.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's what you said it was Poison ivy. I see what's going on here. That's what you tell the ladies. Don't worry about it. Just poison ivy.

[Unknown]

I'm actually clear from any poison ivy, ladies.

[Larry McFeely]

I had my poison ivy tested.

[Unknown]

Ivory test.

[Larry McFeely]

You can't catch that from me.

[Unknown]

Hey, AI came out. It's gonna be gone. Whatever it is, can't catch it twice.

[Larry McFeely]

It's actually pretty smart. That's a B plus idea.

[Unknown]

It's crazy when you're a kid that you. You're like, oh, these girls got cooties. And then you grow up, and sometimes.

[Brett Vesley]

They do.

[Larry McFeely]

Morning sickness.

[Unknown]

Medicate.

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[Larry McFeely]

Dot Comberg's Morning sickness Is it cooties? Is is the male fairy tale like women get? The knight in shining armor live forever. Yeah, dudes get cooties like they're told about cooties and that in a way has to be applied later. I've talked to people about that. Like, you know, cooties are a precursor for kids not to be afraid when women actually do get them.

[Unknown]

Oh, cooties are real.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, it's that thing that you teach kids to be a little worried that she's got something you can't see that's gonna get on you. And they teach young boys that in an early started that.

[Unknown]

When did that start?

[Larry McFeely]

How old is it?

[Unknown]

You got the glasses. Ask.

[Larry McFeely]

I say meta how old is when did. Oh, it told me. It told me I was effing idiot even that I didn't have time for that. Yeah. Preacher Lawson's over at 10:00pm proud this weekend. You haven't been back for a little while. It's been a bit.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Last time I was here I was man it was a couple. It's been some years. It's been some.

[Larry McFeely]

What'd we do? We weren't watching you come back and probably not come back after these videos again.

[Unknown]

I'll never come back.

[Larry McFeely]

Did you see the rosebuds? Is it ready? Oh, no, I'll find a rose. Yeah.

[Unknown]

So I don't know if we need to see.

[Larry McFeely]

It wasn't something we did.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

You need to know what this is.

[Unknown]

You need to.

[Larry McFeely]

Because then you can look at your.

[Unknown]

Know.

[Larry McFeely]

I want you to know because I. I've come to this thing where I'm like, we share the earth with them. So you are shaking hands at the end of a night with somebody who's doing this.

[Unknown]

A couple of rosebuds maybe.

[Larry McFeely]

And that's what you have to look at and go, now you're going to go in the audience, you're gonna look and go, that guy does it. That guy's got one.

[Unknown]

Does it.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Oh, you'll see. Yeah. It's crazy because I always think, like, I. We're in a city of 5 million plus people and these videos, you have to assume there's probably a small percentage of the city that's doing what we're watching.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

And that's probably 20, 30,000 people.

[Unknown]

You know what's crazy? If, if someone revealed what's on my laptop or my search history, I think. I think the majority of people would be like, all right. You know, like, yeah, I think I'd be like, all right, all right. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

It's not going to scare people.

[Unknown]

It's not going to scare people. They're going to be like, I can see him looking at that.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

What do you think about most of the time when you're doing that? If it's like, oh, if I'm ever in court. Because you see these cases where Johnny Depp's reading the.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, well, you text people. And then when it's taken out of context, when that guy had to ask Johnny Depp if he, the lawyer, we make jokes about it.

[Unknown]

He's texting back to Paul, Paul Bettany.

[Larry McFeely]

And the lawyer said, did you say that you would burn her body and then rape the ashes? And then Johnny, Johnny, Johnny Depp.

[Unknown]

Did you say that?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. And they're reading text because he's joking around back and forth. And then Johnny Depp on the stand.

[Unknown]

How do you do that To Ashes? Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Johnny Depp just goes, yes, I did. I was like, oh, it's a joke. Two guys say this. Then you go back through your text and you're like, if I goes to court, I'm dead.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't have anything on my Phone.

[Unknown]

I don't. I don't. I've never.

His phone.

Oh, did he?

[Larry McFeely]

Well, Tom Brady was asked. I. I don't have anything on my phone I'm too scared of.

[Unknown]

Yeah, me neither. I don't have anything. I didn't. I've never said anything like that.

[Larry McFeely]

No, I actually have.

[Unknown]

No, I've never typed anything. I've never typed anything. Great.

[Larry McFeely]

Thumb those in.

[Unknown]

But if someone's recorded me.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, it's a rap.

[Unknown]

Only because I. As a comedian, I'm trying to go right.

There's no.

I don't go as far as y' all.

[Larry McFeely]

I feel like you don't know that.

[Unknown]

I do know. There's no way. There's no way I go further than you. That's crazy.

[Larry McFeely]

I watched you in America's Got Talent and a couple of times I'm like, this guy's out of line.

[Unknown]

So not true.

[Larry McFeely]

What do you call that 11 year old girl? That's terrible. That's a terrible.

[Unknown]

She was 12.

[Larry McFeely]

Years bad as always. You have it?

[Brett Vesley]

I got one.

[Larry McFeely]

All right, let's see. Let's teach preacher what this is.

[Unknown]

Are you putting on there?

[Larry McFeely]

Of course we're putting on the screen. We can't do it without you. Wandered in during video.

[Unknown]

See, it can't be as worse as it's video day.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay, this isn't bad so far, right? It's a girl, so bad in a bikini, walking through what looks to be like a hotel or something. She's going outside. Now she's in the pool, smiling underwater, having a nice time. Somebody's filming.

[Unknown]

I don't like this music.

[Larry McFeely]

No, the music is haunting, disturbing. She's just swimming up to the camera under underwater. This is a public pool. You might have been in this pool in Hawaii. Now she's up, she's exposed to breasts. All things so far, not so bad. Oh, now we're seeing.

[Unknown]

Yeah, she's the honey hole. She's gonna take a dump or something.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, I'm not so sure about that. I don't know how this one ends, Brad. I don't remember.

[Unknown]

No.

[Larry McFeely]

You don't remember this one?

[Unknown]

No, I don't.

[Larry McFeely]

Now she's in the puller, pants down.

[Unknown]

A little bit blank, some of these things.

[Larry McFeely]

She's been holding her breath for half an hour. I'm more impressed with that. And I don't want to watch this. Now the reveal. Here's the close up of her bottom. People do this creature, this is live, by the way, at 10pm drop this weekend. And then she can I don't know what that is. Oh, you know what it is. I know where that is. And then they have the ability to push the whole thing outside. He's doing it like he's got the sun.

[Unknown]

There you go.

[Larry McFeely]

There you go. And that's known as a rosebud.

[Unknown]

What is it?

[Larry McFeely]

But then it's her innards.

[Unknown]

Sometimes it gets even bigger. Like a beehive.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. And then people.

[Brett Vesley]

I'll see if I can find one of those.

[Unknown]

That's what.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm sorry.

[Brett Vesley]

And now she tries to eat it.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm sorry. And then she tries to swallow what came out in the pool. There you go. Anyway. And they walk amongst us, and they love your show. And it's [e-mail] and that's why I always say, are you sure? Are you sure?

[Unknown]

9:00Am yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Are you sure you want the general public just have full access, or would you like to vet some of the people and just. I would like to show that video and see if anybody liked it. They can leave.

[Unknown]

That's crazy.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. It's out there, and you're at a hotel this weekend, and that could have been happening in your pool.

[Unknown]

It makes me want to be asexual.

[Larry McFeely]

It does. It makes you want to not touch anything. That's crazy. And we wondered how Covid started it. Like, we're doing this to each other or to ourselves. It's terrifying.

[Unknown]

Anyway, I thought it was like, a lobster or something.

[Larry McFeely]

By the way, that person also beat you at America's Got Talent. I was a second, guys.

[Unknown]

Oh, yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, it's terrifying. Are you a married man?

[Unknown]

No, I'm not married. Man, that's hilarious. No, man. I think I might get married.

[Larry McFeely]

Really?

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Are you working with one particular person?

[Unknown]

You know, I've been single for seven years.

[Larry McFeely]

You got married before?

[Unknown]

No, I've never been married.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, you're just away from a relationship?

[Unknown]

Yeah, I've been. Not in a. I think anyone that's single, they want to be single. It's not hard. I don't think it's hard to date. I think everyone has options if, you know, they just don't like their options. Right. And I just, you know, I think, you know, you kind of got to decide and be like, I want that person. I don't know. But that's disgusting. I cannot. That's, like, crazy. Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

You're just thinking about. You were thinking about the woman of your dreams, and then that was like.

[Unknown]

I didn't know that was a thing. Like, she pushed her Booty out.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, it comes out. And that's not.

[Unknown]

Oh, my gosh.

[Larry McFeely]

That's probably.

[Unknown]

How do you push her Booty? Small one. I wonder if it's not.

[Larry McFeely]

Yes, it is. That's the scary part.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Telling you, it looked like a mushroom.

[Larry McFeely]

Some are about football size.

[Unknown]

You said what?

[Larry McFeely]

Some are about a football size, like the Duke.

[Unknown]

Oh, no.

It looks like a Nerf. It's a ball.

That's their stomach. Their stomach comes out.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know. I didn't get into the science.

[Unknown]

Oh, man. Hey, are y' all married?

[Larry McFeely]

Not Brady and I know. We're just good friends.

[Unknown]

Okay, that's hilarious.

[Larry McFeely]

We are, but I don't know how you want to go back to that again, because all we're thinking about is rosebuding each other.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I have.

[Larry McFeely]

You have the Bailey sent over. Here's the creamed. This is the creme de la creme of it all.

[Brett Vesley]

Remember this?

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

And this will make you. So you're going to want to get married, too. I forgot about this. This is the hotel.

[Unknown]

Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

Forget about. This is me and Brady. Actually, this is Brady and I. This is tough.

[Unknown]

Wow. I'm not even gonna.

[Larry McFeely]

This is the California Brown.

[Unknown]

This is for you. I'm not watching the California thumbnail. I'm not watching that.

[Larry McFeely]

It's over. It's over. Now, look.

[Unknown]

Now check it out.

[Larry McFeely]

Look. You got to see this part. He can make it. Breathe. Gosh, is it slimy. There you go.

[Unknown]

I'm sorry.

[Larry McFeely]

We'll stop. We'll stop. It's not right.

[Unknown]

It just stopped. Oh, my God.

[Larry McFeely]

He's a guest, for God's sake, Weeks.

[Unknown]

I'm not. I don't have a weak stomach.

[Larry McFeely]

That'll do it.

[Unknown]

You thought.

[Larry McFeely]

You didn't. But, yeah. So there you go. Anyway, you came in during video day.

[Brett Vesley]

And Fridays are the worst day to.

[Larry McFeely]

Come in for videos, so we apologize.

[Unknown]

This is crazy. This. This is insane.

[Larry McFeely]

And look at this sad. Look out this beautiful window. And every car that goes by, you don't know what's in there. And they're coming to your [e-mail] if you're interested.

[Unknown]

You're looking at all the cars and wondering.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, they're out. You know what's crazy? Only one that's made me throw up was a lady eating flies off a flypaper. An Asian woman. And I couldn't. I couldn't watch. I was throwing up all over the place. I couldn't.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, he sees the rosebuds.

[Larry McFeely]

The rosebuds. I'm like, that is so unreal to me that it. Like, I can actually see I'm in denial.

[Unknown]

I'm like, that's AI.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. It's got to be. But that's what I want to think, too. Anyway. Anyway.

[Unknown]

I don't even know how you figure that out.

[Larry McFeely]

I think the day you do and you don't go to the doctor for it, like, I didn't know that one, I'll go to the doctor for because I didn't do that to myself. But if that. If I just fall out of me.

[Unknown]

I think it finds you more than anything.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

You get punched so much in the trunks.

Oh, that's probably. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Or not.

[Unknown]

That's where it just happens.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know, Preacher.

[Unknown]

I hope it never happens. Oh, my gosh. This. It'll never happen to me.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. And I just want to thank you for coming by.

[Unknown]

Yeah. I'm never coming back.

[Larry McFeely]

Aren't you glad? I don't blame you. Aren't you glad you woke up early for this?

[Unknown]

Oh, I'm so glad I woke up early to ruin my day.

[Larry McFeely]

That's it. Go enjoy breakfast. Preacher Lawson's here. 10pmprav.com Leave us with words of wisdom. Solve the earth's problems.

[Unknown]

Hey, never do tomorrow what you can do today.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Yeah, that's actually true. What are you gonna do today that you would have put off?

[Unknown]

I'm gonna go find a Men in Black pen, put it in my eye and not blink for 10 minutes afterwards, just in case.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay. Thanks for coming, man. It's Preacher Lawson, everybody. 10 pimprov.com.

[Unknown]

Powerful Rocket Station.

[Larry McFeely]

It's out of control now.

[Preacher Lawson]

98 KUPD hey, it's Larry McFeely here with my friend Wayne from AMCO. And Wayne, if my car has an extended warranty, do I have to take it back to the dealer for service?

[Unknown]

No, Larry. If you have an extended service contract, you can use it at any amco.

[Preacher Lawson]

It's nice to have other options.

[Unknown]

I'll say. AMCO has dealership quality rental cars, no hassles, and faster service.

[Preacher Lawson]

AMCO does more than just transmissions, right?

[Unknown]

Right. If you need car repairs or hear, feel, see, smell, or even think you have a car issue, call Amco first.

[Preacher Lawson]

Just Google Amco for your the nearest location. That's Amco Double A MCO transmissions and a whole lot more.

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