05-05-25 - BR - MON - Katie Hobbs Stops By For Bret's Flat Tire - John Calls Out Guy Who Sabotaged His Old Person Waymo - TSA Real ID Reqs Spark A Rant - Two Guess The Look Of The Crime's Perpetrator Stories

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona | Episode: May 5, 2025

Released on May 5, 2025

Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Special Guest: Katie Hobbs, Governor of Arizona

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1. Interview with Governor Katie Hobbs

The episode kicks off with a lively and humorous interaction between the hosts and their special guest, Governor Katie Hobbs.

• Banter and Introductions:

  • John Holmberg welcomes Katie Hobbs, expressing excitement about the episode's beautiful weather in Arizona: “Here in paradise we have a lovely, beautiful, glorious day ahead of us. In the high 70s, mid 70s, low 70s... fantastic” (02:10).

• Discussion on Recent Events:

  • Katie Hobbs shares her experience attending the recent You Fest, mentioning being backstage but staying in the background due to a "big eclipse" that obscured visibility: “I couldn't see. There was a big eclipse backstage. No one could see around it” (02:45).

• Humorous Exchanges:

  • The hosts engage in playful teasing about Bret’s flat tire incident at the show. Katie jokes about helping but ultimately decides against it, leading to a series of light-hearted jabs: “Why didn't you?” and responses like “I figured if you were gonna put that thing back in the car, your tire's just gonna go flat again” (03:06).

• Closing Remarks:

  • Despite the teasing, Katie Hobbs appreciates the show and expresses hope for future improvements: “I had a good time at the show... I hope that they can get the concrete workers in to fix all the cracks in the ground before the terrorists kick in because they're gonna” (04:12).

2. John Holmberg's Waymo Incident

John Holmberg narrates a frustrating encounter with an autonomous vehicle service, Waymo, highlighting the challenges of relying on automated systems.

• The Attempt to Help a Senior Citizen:

  • John recounts attempting to assist a 94-year-old woman with using a Waymo vehicle: “I ordered up a Waymo and said, meet at Butterfly Wonderland... Her name is Paula, let's go. We got like two minutes getting in the car” (06:17).

• Technical Difficulties:

  • He describes the complications with the car’s location and a passerby interfering by closing the trunk prematurely, resulting in the vehicle leaving without them: “Some jackass gets out of his car... So I'm in the parking lot. I can't. It's over there” (07:43).

• Outcome and Frustration:

  • The incident ends with John expressing his displeasure towards the individual who sabotaged the process: “Oh, man. You prick bastard. So long story short, F you to that guy” (08:04).

3. Cinco de Mayo Poll and Cultural Insights

Nina introduces a poll about Cinco de Mayo, sparking a discussion on public perceptions and historical accuracy.

• Poll Results:

  • Nina shares the poll findings: “39% of Americans say it's Mexican Independence Day... 26% say it's celebration of margaritas... 13% say it's a fun excuse to drink, and another 13% have no clue” (09:04).

• Historical Context:

  • John Holmberg provides a humorous take on the historical backdrop, emphasizing that Cinco de Mayo is often misunderstood: “They beat up the French, right?... the Mexicans knocked them back” (09:15).

• Cultural Commentary:

  • The hosts joke about international relations, particularly between Mexicans and the French, adding a comedic twist to historical events: “Nobody wanted the part they kept. But even Canadians beat the snot out of the French ones” (10:24).

4. TSA Real ID Requirements and Public Frustration

A heated discussion ensues regarding the Transportation Security Administration's (TSA) new Real ID requirements.

• Announcement Overview:

  • Nina informs listeners about the TSA’s mandate: “If you don't have the real ID by Wednesday and you're flying, get to the airport at least three hours early and shop” (15:00).

• Hosts' Rant:

  • John Holmberg vehemently criticizes the policy, labeling it a “money grab” and questioning its efficacy in enhancing security: “Why are we not mad about this starting Wednesday?... It’s the biggest scam I’ve ever seen” (14:03).

• Implications:

  • The conversation underscores frustration with bureaucratic inefficiencies and added costs for citizens without perceivable benefits: “We're blowing it by making you guys have 34-year licenses... We screwed that up” (14:14).

5. Movie Discussion: "Conclave"

The hosts delve into their thoughts on the movie "Conclave," critiquing its portrayal of the Catholic Church.

• Initial Impressions:

  • John Holmberg shares his evolving opinion on the film, initially finding it dull but later appreciating its critical stance: “I fell asleep the first time I watched Conclave and then the second time I watched it, I liked” (15:42).

• Thematic Analysis:

  • They discuss the movie’s critique of hypocrisy within the Catholic Church and its narrative arc: “It's good because it's the hypocrisy of the Catholic Church and they basically beat the hell out of the Catholic Church” (15:57).

• Humorous Observations:

  • The hosts humorously compare the movie's special effects to their own skills: “...it looks like some of Brett's videos... some dude taking a pipe and trying to fit it over another one” (16:16).

6. Crime Stories in Florida

A segment dedicated to recent criminal activities in Florida, highlighting bizarre and humorous offenses.

• Cans and Corn Chaos:

  • Nina reports on an arrest involving a man throwing cans of food into people's homes: “He was going around the neighborhood throwing cans of food through people's houses” (19:07).

• Naked Drunkenness:

  • Another story covers an individual arrested for being intoxicated and excessively naked while shopping: “He was drunk... walking around parking lot wearing only a T-shirt, no pants” (20:26).

• Discussion and Speculation:

  • The hosts speculate on the identities and backgrounds of the offenders, adding comedic remarks: “Probably Haitian... He's so Haitian that, that the picture of him can get you sick” (20:03).

7. Innovations in Fireworks: Drone Shows

The hosts express awe over the integration of drones in modern fireworks displays, showcasing technological advancements.

• Visual Spectacle:

  • Nina shares a video of a drone-based fireworks show, likening it to scenes from "King Kong": “This is so great to watch... it's the neatest thing I've seen ever” (24:37).

• Technical Milestones:

  • They discuss the mechanics of drone fireworks, highlighting the lack of concussive reactions and the precision of the displays: “Thousands of... they fire fireworks from the drone. Oh, my God. It's the greatest time to be alive” (24:37).

8. Controversial "Cripples Fight" Segment

In a controversial and sensitive segment, the hosts critique and mock a fictionalized depiction of disabled individuals engaging in boxing.

• Description of the Fight:

  • John Holmberg narrates a fabricated fight scene featuring individuals with disabilities: “These are crippled people in a boxing ring... he's throwing a knee into the midget” (27:34).

• Hosts' Commentary:

  • The discussion is laced with inappropriate humor and derogatory remarks about the participants, reflecting insensitivity towards disabilities: “This is awful, you know. Still working those knees” (31:04).

• Comparison to Mainstream Sports:

  • They contrast the segment with professional fights, criticizing actual matches for lack of activity: “Canelo Alvarez and Skull fight on Friday broke a record... I'd rather watch those cripples fight” (30:57).

• Ethical Considerations:

  • The episode's portrayal raises concerns about the respectful and ethical representation of individuals with disabilities, highlighting a need for more considerate content.

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Conclusion

Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers a mix of lighthearted banter, insightful discussions on current events, and controversial segments that provoke varied reactions. From engaging interviews with political figures like Governor Katie Hobbs to critical takes on public policies and entertainment, the episode embodies the show's aim to entertain and challenge its Arizona audience.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg: “Why are we not mad about this starting Wednesday?... It’s the biggest scam I’ve ever seen” (14:03).
• Katie Hobbs: “I had a good time at the show... I hope that they can get the concrete workers in to fix all the cracks in the ground” (04:12).
• John Holmberg: “This is the most unbelievable thing I've ever watched. We have this kind of technology” (25:20).

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Transcript

[Brett]

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Katie Hobbs]

You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[John Holmberg]

What the hell is wrong with you? Here in paradise we have a lovely, beautiful, glorious day ahead of us. In the high 70s, mid 70s, low 70s, not even sure. Don't care. Fantastic Maybe. Who did you get rain last night? Spots West Valley got crushed. Don't care. Smelled like Rain. Looked like rain. Everything was beautiful. So beautiful out there. Take advantage of it. Cause the by Friday, 100 degrees, we got stuff happening left and right around here and I think it's all good, so. Somebody's here. Uh oh. Uh oh, here she comes. Ladies and gentlemen, Governor of Arizona, Katie Hobbs.

[Katie Hobbs]

Hey guys. Hey, what's up, bro?

[John Holmberg]

Hey Katie, how are you? Hi John.

[Nina]

Hi, Katie.

[Brady]

Hi Nina.

[Katie Hobbs]

Hey, I saw, I saw you fest this weekend. I was out at you fest.

[John Holmberg]

Was you guys.

[Nina]

You're there?

[Katie Hobbs]

Yeah, I was there. I was backstage. I just kind of stayed in the background.

[Nina]

Did you see me?

[Katie Hobbs]

I couldn't see. There was a big eclipse backstage. No one could see around it. Brett was so sweet. He kept putting his arm around the eclipse.

[John Holmberg]

So.

[Brady]

Sweet Jesus.

[Katie Hobbs]

It's nice. I saw you at the end of the night. I wanted to help.

[Nina]

Yeah?

[Katie Hobbs]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Why didn't you?

[Katie Hobbs]

Well, because I figured if you were gonna put that thing back in the car, your tire's just gonna go flat again, I can tell you. Was it the passenger side?

[Nina]

Yeah, actually it was.

[Katie Hobbs]

I figured, I figured. I figured. I figured when you loaded that thing in there. I didn't know that Brett was a scientist.

[John Holmberg]

The scientist.

[Nina]

Yeah, I didn't know that either.

[Katie Hobbs]

Cause he's got a woolly mammoth he carries around his shelves and stuff.

[Nina]

Is that the clone?

[Katie Hobbs]

I don't know, but I thought it was neat. Anyway, I had a good time at the show, Brett. Sorry.

[Brett]

Well, thanks.

[Katie Hobbs]

I had a car, all four wheels.

[Brady]

Give me a lift.

[Katie Hobbs]

I know what could have. But I don't think anything could lift what you were hauling.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Jesus.

[Katie Hobbs]

Anyway, someday you'll come to your senses. Date the governor. I think it was fun though. I had a good time.

[Brett]

Yeah, Good show.

[Katie Hobbs]

It was a great show. It was a really good show. Sometimes I don't know, I really, I hope that the Talking Stick Amphitheater pavilion plays.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Katie Hobbs]

I hope that they can get the concrete workers in to fix all the cracks in the ground before the terrorists kick in because they're gonna. It's gonna be expensive. Cause I watched your fifth wheel dance around out there. It's kinda cold today. We should cut Brett's girlfriend open and live in her for warmth.

[Brett]

Is she a Tauntaun though?

[Katie Hobbs]

I think so. You said it, not me. I kept seeing who's that Slenderman next to Brett's wife. And it was Brady all. Okay, bye.

[Nina]

Good one, Katie.

[John Holmberg]

Bye. Wow.

[Brett]

She got out of here.

[John Holmberg]

Holy cow. Katie hops. That is no way to talk about that woman. She's got it out For Matthias.

[Brett]

I'm telling you.

[John Holmberg]

Rude. Evil. Evil. Anyway, what are you gonna do? Brett got a flat tire at the show. Can't do anything about that Goddamn west side. She watched it the whole time.

[Brett]

Damn west side.

[Nina]

Spent some extra time.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's the West Valley.

[Brett]

I know. It's just.

[John Holmberg]

Be grateful it wasn't a knife. Wasn't a knife.

[Brett]

I'm shocked. It wasn't.

[John Holmberg]

Could have been.

[Brett]

Or hypodermis needle.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm waiting for the text from Matiah.

[Brett]

I'm sure it'll be coming soon.

[John Holmberg]

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[Nina]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

[John Holmberg]

Hi.

[Nina]

I was cool speaking. The awning pops back in on its.

[John Holmberg]

Own again because of the wind.

[Nina]

Wind kicked out.

[John Holmberg]

That is kind of a cool thing. We'd like like things like that to happen. Oh, by the way, to the mother prick that I was going to take a 94 year old woman yesterday in a waymo, but they wouldn't pick up at her place, right? So drove her to Butterfly Wonderland near her house and we parked there and I said, we're getting in a Waymo. She was scared to death. 94. I'm like, you'll get into a car with a strange driver. You don't know if he's Al Qaeda or if. Don't text with her. Brett's on the phone with Os. He's sorry.

[Brett]

No, no, no. She just sent the black middle finger in the laughing face.

[John Holmberg]

All right, good. Gotcha, Matthias. So I ordered up a Waymo and said, meet at Butterfly Wonderland. Well, you can't get a 94 year old woman out of a facility without her saying hello to everybody she walks by. So I'm like, paula, let's go. We got like two minutes getting in the car. Drive over to Butterfly Wonderland. Can't find the car in the parking lot. So here's a little hack for Waymo. By the way, it says it'll wait for you for five minutes on your app. Open the trunk. It doesn't go anywhere. So if you're like running like I can't find it, or you're running a little behind at your house and you go to Waymo, hit open trunk. Jen Gardner here at the station taught me that. And the trunk opens, and the car will sit and wait for you. Well, it parked in the road. It wasn't in the parking lot. It was way over in the road. So I'm like, well, this stinks. So I'm pulling up, I'm like, there's the Waymo.

[Nina]

But you gotta go all the way over to park.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you gotta park. But that didn't matter so much as I'm like, well, there it is. And the trunk's open on the road. Some jackass gets out of his car. Mr. Do Gooder over and closes the thing. So I'm in the parking lot. I can't. It's over there. It's across the street. I'll take you guys back and drop you off. Get in the Waymo. And don't hit start.

[Brady]

Right?

[John Holmberg]

I'll park, run over and get in. We had a plan. It was gonna wait forever. Nope. I'm a dickhead at a red light. I figure I'll help out this autonomous vehicle. And he hits the button. I watched the trunk shut. So I'm hitting open trunk. Open trunk. Because it. But it wouldn't. It said closed trunk on my app. It hadn't registered that it was close. Off goes the waymo. $15. Oh, man. You prick bastard. So long story short, F you to that guy. And also, Never got a 94 year old woman in a Waymo, which is my goal now. Happy birthday to our friend Paula. Her Dan turned 94 this weekend. She's better, she's in better shape than everybody in this room.

[Brett]

Well, that's not hard to do.

[John Holmberg]

No, that's true. But that lady is like, it's. It's remarkable to see she still doesn't make me want to live a long life. But like, she's the anomaly. Most people 94, you don't want to spend any time with eating. She's fine. Nothing falls out of her mouth. She never pisses herself. It's great.

[Nina]

Well, they do a poll every year about Cinco de Mayo. And this year's poll showed 39% of Americans say it's Mexican Independence Day.

[John Holmberg]

Nope, that's September.

[Nina]

26% say it's celebration of margaritas. American culture.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it is that.

[Nina]

13% say it's a fun excuse to drink. And another 13% admit that they have no clue what it's about.

[John Holmberg]

They beat up the French, right?

[Nina]

They did. And it was a brief victory.

[John Holmberg]

But.

[Nina]

It did get the our attention and we teamed up with Mexico to eventually get French out of the way.

[John Holmberg]

Every country on the planet has a day off one day a year for beating the snot out of the French ones. Every. I'm seriously, like everyone in Africa. Like even if it's not a country anymore, like it changed names or something. It used to be called, you know, Luis and now it's Chad. But they knocked the snot out of France once and they're still proud of it. France has wandered over to everybody's country at one point or another and just got the snot knocked out of them and but to their credit, they usually team up with someone else later and and win. Not here though. They beat up on the Mexicans and then the Mexicans knocked them back. They had to team up again.

[Nina]

Still have the English and French.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody wanted the part they kept. But even Canadians beat the snot out of the French ones.

[Brett]

The Mexicans beat it. Come on, Pierre.

[John Holmberg]

What do you got a problem with me, Jacques? I have a problem with your entire tuba infatuated nation. Bring it on, bitch. Nice beret, homo. It was okay to say back then.

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[Brady]

All right, HMS podcast time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzale Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Felt face performing. Just google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Stand Up Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com Holmberg's.

[John Holmberg]

Morning Sickness and the French were mostly homosexual so it was okay. It was all right. You weren't saying anything that wasn't true.

[Nina]

Got a couple of basis fun facts. Roughly 5 or 4.5 trillion cigarette butts are littered every year making them the most littered item on the planet.

[John Holmberg]

What second didn't see man?

[Nina]

My guess would have to be plastic paper.

[John Holmberg]

Like well I mean that's throwing it away like not the most in a land for like people's chucking out their car windows or dropping on the ground. I probably have to say like paper like receipts and stuff.

[Nina]

They made a point. Most cigarette butts contain filters which are made of non biodegradable plastic.

[John Holmberg]

Huh.

[Nina]

Chris Farley was originally supposed to star as the Amish bowler and kingpin.

[John Holmberg]

Really?

[Nina]

But he couldn't. He was already obligated to do Black Sheep. So it went to Randy Quaid.

[John Holmberg]

That was a win for kingpin. Randy Quaid was a perfect like innocent. I Farley would have been pretty good at that too.

[Nina]

There's about 2 pounds of chromosomal DNA in your body.

[John Holmberg]

In your body.

[Nina]

And everyone's okay.

[John Holmberg]

I'm just gonna say we trying to say the brace probably got heavier chrome.

[Nina]

I maybe have an ounce or two more.

[John Holmberg]

Let's weigh Brady's chromies. All 21 of them.

[Nina]

TSA has been warning everyone that they need to get a real id. The travel id.

[John Holmberg]

Why are we not mad about this starting Wednesday? Why are we. Why are we as citizens barking all the time about getting ripped off? And this, that and the other. This is the biggest scam I've ever seen. You gotta go pay money to get your exact same license that you've got now. Nothing changes about traveling on this. So you're telling me, you're telling me on May 6th, suddenly it's more secure a day later? Because my ID is different. Yep. It isn't. I flew this past a week ago. Don't forget to get your ID changed. I'm like, just. That's 27 bucks is all. Just call it what it is. We want money. We forgot that we were blowing it by making you guys have 34 year licenses. We screwed that up. So we need to get a new license. Every once in a while. We're going to charge it.

[Nina]

So the announcement is the TSA says if you don't have the real ID by Wednesday and you're flying, get to the airport at least three hours early and shop. Because you'll be subject to delays and additional screening.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Because your ID tells you what you know. Who's going to get the id?

[Nina]

Passport, you're going.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. You know who's going to get the ID and comply with this fastest? The terrorists?

[Nina]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody, Nobody who is a hijacker is going to show up and forget the IDs changed. It changes nothing. It's a money grab.

[Nina]

Well, this week is. When the Conclave gets together on Wednesday, it'll be a smoke show.

[John Holmberg]

I fell asleep. I fell asleep the first time I watched Conclave and then the second time I watched it, I liked. I ended up liking it.

[Nina]

Yeah, it's good.

[John Holmberg]

It's good because it's the hypocrisy of the Catholic Church and they basically beat the hell out of the Catholic Church. And the church kind of likes the movie till the end when the Hermes shows up and says, I am exactly as God made me. It's like, dammit, my own petard.

[Nina]

The Vatican workers attached a special chimney top assistant. Did you see how Friday.

[John Holmberg]

That's some dude, like a, like a woodland firefighter standing on top of the Vatican putting that. And it wasn't, it wasn't an operation that looked. It looks like some of Brett's videos. Some dude taking a pipe and trying to fit it over another one that had. And they're working it. He wasn't real good at it, but he was by himself in a full on super suit.

[Nina]

It's like a gender reveal. The smoke.

[John Holmberg]

Why don't they just leave it up?

[Nina]

No pink smoke.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. The Pope is the original gender reveal party.

[Nina]

And last, when Pope Francis was elected, it happened at night. So it took him a while to figure out.

[John Holmberg]

They spotlit it. Just throw lights on.

[Nina]

I saw one of the commentators covering it back when it happened. Smoke's coming out. Not sure, but they. Oh, it's white. It's looking white.

[John Holmberg]

So black smoke is when they don't have anything pit.

[Nina]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

So they do that every day.

[Nina]

They vote two times in the morning, two times in the evening.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Every four hours. Right. Then black smoke means we still haven't got a decision. White smoke means we do. We. We got a dude they said that.

[Dick Toledo]

Watching over the weekend. They said the longer it goes, it's just the Cardinals getting to know each other.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they're palling around, you know, showing pictures. Each other's latest boy kills. I've been a banging of this one for a while. He gonna fight a Johnny Mulaney soon.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a good one.

[John Holmberg]

He's a good one. He don't talk at all. Look at him. This one is a mute. He's my favorite boyfriend of all time.

[Nina]

So they said all of the conclaves over the past century have ended under four days. When Francis was elected pope. At the end of the conclave, second.

[John Holmberg]

Day, I'll go to church for a month. If Pizza Ball is elected Pope, he's.

[Dick Toledo]

Number two on the list.

[John Holmberg]

I saw this go for a month just for the name. I don't mean I'm going to believe in your nonsense, but I'll go.

[Dick Toledo]

You hear they threw in an Asian guy now?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. They got an Asian and a black.

[Dick Toledo]

And they realized, hey, the only places we're doing gangbusters in is Asia and Africa.

[John Holmberg]

They're gangbusters and. What do you mean?

[Dick Toledo]

I thought that went over the most popular there in Asia.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I know in the Philippines and stuff, they just love Jesus. That's interesting. Yeah. They put a guy up there.

[Dick Toledo]

Not just Jesus, Catholic Jesus.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's what we meant. It'll be interesting. I'll sit through four Catholic Masses just to say thank you for getting Pizza Ball.

[Dick Toledo]

That's orange.

[John Holmberg]

That's orange. Oh, no. It says Trump is president. The smokestack came up orange. I'd be a great Sith Lord Pope.

[Nina]

We get a guy in Port Charlotte, Florida. He got arrested. He was going around the neighborhood throwing cans of food through people's houses, and a couple can of corn went through the windows.

[Brett]

At least it wasn't generators.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Nina]

I was seeing if he broke anyone's jaws. But eras. Ernest Saintville, they finally tracked him down.

[John Holmberg]

I would guess his Name is Eros Village. Sanvier. But you called him St. Phil. It is Saint Ville Sonvier.

[Nina]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

His first name is Arrows. I'm guessing Arrows.

[Nina]

Arrows. E or E?

[John Holmberg]

R, I, Z. Aries Sanvier.

[Brett]

Where was this?

[Nina]

In Florida. Port Charlotte.

[John Holmberg]

That's him. French guy. Yep. Nailed it. Elise Sanvier.

[Nina]

French guy.

[John Holmberg]

Brett Harris. Saint Ville. Aries. Saint Vier.

[Nina]

What's he look like?

[Dick Toledo]

Like Haitian.

[John Holmberg]

Probably Haitian.

[Nina]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I'm gonna go.

[John Holmberg]

Which is French?

[Nina]

Yeah, that might be about.

[John Holmberg]

That's a Haitian.

[Nina]

Bingo. Yes.

[John Holmberg]

He's so Haitian that, that the picture of him can get you sick. You better be careful. Oh, yeah. I talked to Trump. They eat dogs, They've got aids. It's the whole. The whole nation falls off. And then right in the middle of it, they divide a line. It becomes the. The. The doctor. And everything's beautiful.

[Brett]

Big D.

[Nina]

Ernest. We got another guy in Florida arrested. Vincent Conroy. He was drunk. He was walking around parking lot wearing only a T shirt, no pants, hanging brain, everyone could see. He also went into the parking lot convenience store, came out with two bottles of wine. And he was in a can of beer, naked, no pants.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, wow.

[Nina]

Yeah. No underwear either.

[John Holmberg]

Two bottles of wine and.

[Nina]

And a can of beans.

[John Holmberg]

He did some shopping. Like he walked aisles.

[Nina]

When confronted by the police, they asked for his identity and he provided the name of Charles Dickens.

[John Holmberg]

No one will guess that that's fake. Did he have his new travel id?

[Nina]

Not sure. Didn't need it then.

[John Holmberg]

I bet he didn't.

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[Brett]

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[Byron]

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[Brett]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

He's not compliant.

[Nina]

Brady, what do you think Vincent Conroy looks like?

[John Holmberg]

Vincent Conroy. Two wine and a beer. I'm gonna go with the black guy on this one. One.

[Dick Toledo]

No, I'm going hillbilly.

[Brett]

I'm going hillbilly.

[Nina]

Yeah, hillbilly. I like.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, full on hillbilly Charles next to him.

[Brett]

Yeah, it was a can of beer. Now if he said, oh, it was.

[John Holmberg]

A can, I thought it was a case.

[Brett]

Yeah. So if you would have said no.

[Nina]

It was two bottles of wine and a can.

[Brett]

Yeah. So if he would have said a 40 ounce.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, that's different. And that when I heard be a bottle of beer. Can of beer maybe I actually. Because I thought he said case of beer. And I thought natty light and then two bottles of wine.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And I thought a white guy would steal two cases of beer.

[Brett]

All right, he's gotta get that. You gotta get that. Boone's farm.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying. So that's. That's beyond hillbilly. That is. That's some Florida sticks there.

[Nina]

We had tragedy struck Palm Coast, Florida on Friday night. A semi truck full of watermelon caught on fire. It was a total loss. Check out the pictures there.

[John Holmberg]

Oh my God.

[Nina]

It's a huge fire.

[John Holmberg]

Watermelon was this flammable.

[Nina]

I can't really. And ah, that picture split there.

[John Holmberg]

Is the clan taking credit for this?

[Nina]

I'm not sure.

[John Holmberg]

Got him.

[Brett]

Damn.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Told you. Those go up. It's crazy how fast those watermelons were. I didn't know that water. But I thought water being in watermelon would make them hard to burn. That is an inferno.

[Nina]

Yeah. And then I mean that's a gas.

[John Holmberg]

A melon.

[Nina]

The actual pictures there.

[John Holmberg]

And you just showed me an actual picture.

[Nina]

Yeah, but not black and white because they showed the.

[John Holmberg]

Light it up.

[Nina]

Put the fire out.

[John Holmberg]

Look what I found. You want to piss off everybody, Torch it. But it's one. Remember Billy Joe Bib Bob. The word water's in it. I don't think you can burn it. You gonna be surprised In a second there. Hold my beer. I stole it with my pants down.

[Nina]

I got a couple of radio videos. This first one's pretty amazing. It's the new 4th generation drone fireworks show that you're gonna be seeing more of this happening.

[John Holmberg]

This is so great to watch. When they made King Kong climb the Empire State Building with drones.

[Nina]

Now they put them up and they arm them.

[John Holmberg]

Thousands of. Check it out. Oh, they can shoot fireworks from the drone. Oh, my God. It's the greatest time to be alive. What is that? And there's no concussive like reaction to the drone when they explode. But they don't move. That's spectacular. Where's this happening?

[Nina]

When it first started. It shows you the drones and they have the little. There aren't tubes in there with the. Where they fire out the. See them.

[John Holmberg]

This is the most unbelievable thing I've ever watched. We have this kind of technology, by the way. Sorry, cancer patients. We're not working on it anymore. Evidently, it's all about entertainment. That's the kind of money and time we put in. That is the neatest thing I've seen ever.

[Nina]

The next one, we. We lose a lumberjack.

[John Holmberg]

Old guy's climbing a tree on a ladder. Never goodies. Oh, he's one arm, chainsawing on just a regular old Home Depot ladder. He's taking the top of the tree down. This is not how you're supposed to do this. Whoa, whoa. He's got him there. There goes the tree.

[Nina]

Oh, it bounces back.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he falls 20ft. Holding the running. But at least the chain was off. But he's still. That didn't matter.

[Dick Toledo]

Remember this core strength as you get older people.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Or just hang on to what's left of that tree, because when the top of it, when the weight leaves the top of it, it's gonna jar the trunk. He sounds like my grandma trying to remember names at the end.

[Katie Hobbs]

Danny. Empty trash.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. That's horrifying.

[Nina]

Okay, last one's family cooking over campfire. Got the pot boiling there.

[Dick Toledo]

That's generous. Calling it a campfire.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. There's a guy on heroin about to fall into the small pot. Down goes Frank, right into the boiling face and head.

[Brett]

Oh, and then they're beating his ass too.

[John Holmberg]

That's their food. I know. That's the month supply. Brett.

[Nina]

That's the best part.

[Brett]

You start beating him.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. This is a very poor area. You can't just stuff your head in the only bowl of food you're gonna eat all month. Yeah. They just start kicking his Head. Yes. It was gumbo. They went strictly by the recipe. That just wasn't what it was. Yeah.

[Nina]

Long it takes to make gumbo.

[John Holmberg]

Boiling water and a couple of worms they found in the poorest country of all time. But evidently one of the dudes had enough money for. For heroin. Yeah. And the pot was just big enough for one head to fit in it.

[Nina]

He was just dog tired.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's. That's a tough one. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[Brett]

I'm light today, so we'll just knock these out real quick. There's a little car chase for you. You know how these always end up?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. Not good. Overhead from a helicopter. This was in la. Yeah. This. Over the weekend. I watched the end result of this. I didn't see the actual.

[Brett]

That's the guy.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the dude hanging out of the car. So he hits the back of a truck, shaves off the driver's side, and he pops out and then is kind of locked to the car as it freewheels down. All the way down. It. It. Yeah. And they had this on the news. This was. They were. They were covering it. So they're on a delay, though, so they killed it.

[Nina]

But someone's jacket's hanging out the back.

[John Holmberg]

They didn't know if it was a door or not and quickly realized, no, that's a person. Don't push in on that. Yeah, that's awful. I watched the. They didn't show the full clip on Yahoo or whatever I was looking at, but they said this happened in LA today. And they just had the still picture of it hitting the side of the car. And then the end result. Gross. And another cruddy country. A lot of. A lot of mopeds. A lot of strange awnings where you're walking. Security, Here comes a guy blazing down his moped. Some dude just walking down the road. Oh. He walks across the street. Moped drops another one guy puts him in a manhole, an open hole. He gets out, though. Lucky. That's a million to one shot. Look at them. The moped sales in Toledo friendly travel countries is just absolutely insane.

[Nina]

Toledo Hill, you are 100I.

[John Holmberg]

There's like one minivan and a billion and a half moped.

[Dick Toledo]

Minivan is tourists like us.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You guys, we pay for the going to the moped place. Exactly.

[Dick Toledo]

We go to. We're going to the temples.

[Katie Hobbs]

Okay, but get in a minivan where.

[John Holmberg]

You go over to get your mopeds and then they drive you to the mopeds. Yeah. Okay, everybody out. I got More people to go bring to mopeds.

[Brett]

We'll end with this. We think we saw Thriller this weekend fighting.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my goodness, it's our boy, Corey Thriller. Walsh. These are crippled people in a boxing ring. And Brad Williams, like, not. No, he's super crippled too. His. His knees are on his hips. Yeah, that's Thriller. This is Asian Thriller. Again, this is something Toledo travels for crippled boxing. Oh, he's hitting him in his busted up knees. And the tall one that can barely walk has to. He can't turn around real fast. Punched him in the ass. Okay, he gets a couple of times too. Well, it's all. He can't reach any higher than the nuts. But the super crippled one's trying to quit. I think this is definitely against his will. He's tied to the rope, hanging on the rope, man. The commentators are brutal. All right, the little ones getting up. One more shot to the nuts. Oh, oh, it's a little kickboxing with that dead leg. He's bringing that thing up. He's throwing a knee into the midget. Oh, right into his crippled balls. A left of the crippled balls. Now the crippled guy's beating the midget. Oh, a turn of events nobody saw.

[Dick Toledo]

Coming for a takedown.

[John Holmberg]

Caleb is out cold. All right, the midget's back up. This is a long round, folks. The incapacitated and seemingly drugged tall cripple hovers above the midget. Now the midget gets inside him again. And that's all it takes. Working the knees, working those knees. And eventually, as they say, hit the knees long enough, the body will fall.

[Brett]

Flamingo knees.

[John Holmberg]

This is awful, you know. Still working those knees.

[Brady]

Oh, we're going.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, the midget's down. He's down. The big one's down. And he won't. He's unrelenting. The. The relentless magic. And now he's happy. They're mating. They're mating. They're going to make a new cripple. A new. A new breed of cripple. I don't think that can be considered counted out, so. By the way, the Canelo Alvarez and Skull fight on Friday broke a record. Skull Skool broke a record for least punch activity in a 12 round fight since CompuBox was invented. Is that really, really. 450 total punches in 12 rounds by both fighters. Wow, it's embarrassing. I'd rather watch those cripples fight. At least they threw a few punches and Canelo's an active fighter. I don't know what happened, so if you sold me a ticket, I just got word that Jake Paul's gonna try to fight the midget next and people will. 70,000 tickets sold in a minute. Still should be a pretty close fight.

[Nina]

That'll be the lowest count on that.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. You gotta two through those. Yeah, well, that, yeah, they don't. He doesn't punch a lot. The Mike Tyson thing and him were just. They might as well had a conversation. It's like dinner with Mike. That's it for you. Yep. All right. There you go. Cripple fights. It's illegal here for a reason. It's uncomfortable, but I'd watch every time on Brett's videos. There you go, everybody. That's your Brady Report. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness and we're talking to you about reactdefense.com the home of tactical black self defense training. You know all about it by now. Get in great shape. Learn stuff you didn't know you needed to know. Prepare for a life you just can't prepare for until you start doing the work. And right now, the price is unbeatable. Two months of personal training right there. Hands on react defense self defense system. It is 199 bucks for too much. You're not getting that anywhere else and all you have to do is go to reactdefense.com the home of TacticalBlast Back.

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