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Larry McFeely
All right, HMS Podcast time again. It'll let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Felt Face performing. Just Google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Standup Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com you.
Mo
Thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.
Brady
What the hell is wrong with you? Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Monday it is the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo. Let's go get this thing out of the way and get a Monday in the books. A nice one too, because it's kind of like it's too cold for like I don't know what's going on. And I like it. Just keep it this way. This is not a bad thing at all. The perfect weekend, perfect weather, perfect everything at our youth fest. I guess we should talk about the. To start the whole thing off, the shooting that happened over in the West Valley at some. It was like a Mexican restaurant for cigarette of my own. Three people, nine people hit, three people got. Are killed and others injured. And they're not going to cover it the way they normally do because it was a fight that brewed into. I mean, let's be honest with it. It's. It's racism the way it's not covered as racism. It's Mexicans at a Mexican place. They got into a fight and then shootout happened. If it was like just some guy wandered in and started shooting, CNN would be here be all this other stuff. But these, you know, mass shootings that happened because there's a fight. I remember talking about that years ago and there was some shooting at a wedding in Chicago and I'm like, where's CNN for this one? Like, oh no, it's just a bunch of South Chicago people fighting each other. That happens all the time. And I'm like, is that not important? Are those shootings not as important? But when it happens in a neighborhood where the word Mariscos is in the shot, they really probably. They don't get too excited about it unless it's, you know, racially motivated. Turns out just angry people being angry.
John Holmberg
At each other and firing thing, wasn't it?
Brady
Yeah, it's a Single Mile family event at El Cameron Gigante.
John Holmberg
Nice.
Brady
And it's nice pronunciation. I watched Sabaro Gigante for years for anos. But yeah, it's. So the victims were. Were the victims in the same group. It just turned out to be just like a fight. They're asking everybody out there if you know what happened because the guy's still loose, right? There's a couple.
John Holmberg
I believe so, yeah. I don't think they got anybody, but.
Brady
They'Re not worried he's going to go shoot anything else up. He's pretty much. So you're going to hear a lot about that and they're going to try to make it more than it was. As far as you know, it's not what you think, but it isn't good. And it's all over the place. I don't know where that place is.
John Holmberg
Where it streets 57th Avenue and Glendale, I believe like Glendale Grand.
Brady
Grand Avenue.
John Holmberg
Grand and two avenues.
Brady
All Right. Well, cops, you can take me off the list of. Do you know anything that happened? No, I didn't. Grand Avenue. You know what they should call Grand Avenue for most of us? Uh, I think most of the time, all of us call it, oh, I'm on Grand Avenue. I think that should be on the side.
Unknown
Where does this go?
Brady
Oh, how did I get on Grand? That's usually what I say. I'm like, where am I? Oh, that's Grand Avenue. Normally, I'm trying to. That's my barrier to be like, I have made a mistake. I gotta turn around. Uh, so if I'm on Grand Avenue, it's usually to get off Grand Avenue. So, yeah, I call it, oh, Grand.
Unknown
The crossroads is that giant intersection on 19th Avenue where the fair is.
Brady
There's 6,000 different ways to go, and no one really is sure.
Unknown
Be careful on that one. Right turn.
Brady
Grand. Oh. Oh, Grand Avenue. Thought I was getting on 19th. Oh. And the next thing you know, you're on train tracks and everything's in a different language. And then there's, like, the Bush Company. What. Where am I? How did I get up here anyway?
John Holmberg
Not Twilight Zone.
Brady
Not to make total light of the situation, but I. You know, when the news says, do you know what happened on Grand Avenue? It's like, I'm just gonna take a step out of here. There's no possible way you're gonna get any answers out me. I've not been on Grand Avenue on purpose in my life. So it's. Yeah, it's. It's sad. But it turns out that it's like some sort of a dispute that occurred and then rolled over into this place. Although I will say, for some reason, the sign that the name of the place has me curious. I don't know what. El Cameroon Gigante. I know it's gigantic Cameroon, but what does that mean?
John Holmberg
You got me.
Brady
And it's a steakhouse in Mariscos, which is fish, right? I don't know if that's what I talk about. Well, it was the Guadalupe. They had that place that said Mariscos on the side.
Unknown
Yeah.
Brady
And I'm like, I think that means fish. But I don't know. I never looked into it. I always just sped by. I was in Guadalupe.
John Holmberg
I always came off Elliot, so I didn't pass all that stuff.
Brady
I learned hard the hard way. You know what? Going down Guadalupe is a bad idea. I'll go back. So I used to cut through and take the slow. No, that's a bad thing. Anyway, so scenic.
Unknown
The first couple of Times.
Brady
You know, the good news is one.
John Holmberg
Way to put it.
Brady
Yeah, it was scenic. Hey, look, that doesn't mean it was beautiful. It's just scenic. You saw stuff. The good news is Grand Avenue is closed. So a lot of you can stay off of that. Oh, Grand Avenue. Alternate routes available every day. By the way, you don't need Grand Avenue for anything. No, you can find your way around it. Add 10, 12 minutes to your time and just stay off that diagonal night.
John Holmberg
Worth it.
Brady
And really reassess your life if Grand Avenue is part of your day to day. Like I want Grand Avenue too much. I need to get a second job and get out of, you know, one of those team. Tough not to bash all of Grand Avenue, but 98% of it sucks. So I'm just gonna go ahead and say that. That that road scares me and not.
John Holmberg
Because of the light on that I think, huh. 98%.
Brady
Well, I wanted to give it 2% love. And. And the only reason why is because there are ways off of it. You know, I understand it exists. The main complaint I have about Grand Avenue is smack dab plopped in the middle of everything else going the. It's a diagonal. It's like, well, we'll just get this thing. It's like somebody just threw it down.
Unknown
I crossed over last week.
Brady
Doing what?
Unknown
Kirby had a tennis match in surprise.
Brady
Oh yeah, you're way up on the top. Yeah.
Unknown
So it's 100, like 34th Avenue where you cross over Grand.
Brady
Rhyming kids, tennis everywhere, but close to your house. I don't love anybody that much. Tip of the captivity. Anyway, that news is going on right now, so you're going to hear a lot about that. And it makes you feel terrible about it and it's not good. But you know, I always say it happens in a bad neighborhood. Suddenly the news channels don't come floating out here with their vans and their. Their lead anchors. They'll just send some sideways person going, yeah, people that got into a fight. The undeported people were in a fight is probably what they'll say on fox. And then CNN will be like, poor people got into a fight because the food was too expensive. We'll get sold a bill of goods. Before we get into the talk of your weekend, Brett and yours also, Brady with the you fest. I want to just say I had the easiest time of my life at you fest. It was amazing this year to get in to get out. It was great. I came in at the right time. I timed this perfectly. I'd pop in the first thing I see when I get into the backstage area where we're all kind of hanging out is a lady and her boyfriend at that bar standing there with this sign. And she comes up and says, john, can I talk to you? I'm like, yeah. And she said, I just wanted to let you know I'm a huge fan of this, that, and the other. And I'm like, oh, that's great. She goes, and I came here for Cedar. I said, who are you here for? Seether. And she breaks open this poster. Now, this lady knows more about Seether than. I forgot her name. Knows more about Seether than anyone ever. And then has a sign that says something about someone named Eugene. Evidently someone in the band. Cedar had a brother, I believe, named Eugene. And she made this, like, tribute sign to him. She was going to hold that up. I have to give credit to our girl Kristen, who works here in the promotions department, because she was standing next to me, and I turned and I said, kristin, is there any possible way that she could get that signed? Evidently, this band means more to her than anything in the world. And so she said, let me see what I can do. Kristen goes into action like no one I've ever worked in 25 years in radio, and goes right up to their door and knocks. And the guy came out and he goes, hey, let them do their set. I'll hold on to this. We'll get it signed. You come back. Well, she didn't. I, you know, I go about my business. I'm like, we'll see what we can do. Kristen's in charge of this. That was amazing, that. To get us back where we were getting and just to have the boom, boom, boom. And so after Cedar gets off stage, within a minute of those guys going back in that room, we have the poster in hand, signed, like, details. And I'm like, that was awesome. So to that band, to their road people, to everyone else, because I know it's a pain in the ass to have radio knob. I harassed Valerie Bertinelli for two seconds. She was backstage because her son Wolfgang was up there.
John Holmberg
Saw her walking in. How was she? Was she cool?
Brady
She was super sweet. She was going somewhere.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady
And I stopped and I'm like, Ms. Bertinelli. And I said. I said, you tried to kill my friend. And I was just joking. I said, not really my friend. I said, I did a thing with William Shatner, and he told me he tried to kill him with a golf cart. And it's a story that lives with me forever. Cause it was so funny that you guys plopped him in a nine year old man in a golf cart. And she said, oh, right. And then this was the highlight of my entire perhaps existence. She goes, you're the guy on Frank Caliendo's podcast. I'm like, I'm gonna go home and jerk off to that. I'm gonna go home and jerk off to that for a second. Cause when you were 12, I was like 6 and it was pretty awesome to eyeball little Barbara on TV there. But yeah, so I was like, holy crap. Because she was friends with Caliendo. So I'm like, well, that was neat. And I said, your son's amazing. And I think I said, will you marry me? And then I walked away. I don't remember exactly what it was.
Unknown
But it was all a fall.
Brady
I was kind of. I was kind of foaming a little at the mouth. But yeah. So when Cedar signed that thing, it was fantastic. So I just wanted to. They're not hearing this, but anything else. But there are still bands out there. Although, you know, they close doors and backstage. Again, we've always talked about this. Backstage always kind of stinks. You know, doors close, dudes hide from each other. You'd think it would be like a festival show. Like See there and A Day to Remember and Wolfgang. We're all just milling around like they do in movies, just hanging around. And they always say their first, hey, what's going on? Jimi Hendrix in the movies are backstage. They won't leave each other alone. That is not how backstage is at.
Unknown
Have a good set, guys.
Brady
They don't even. They don't.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady
Hey, kill it up there, guys. Great work, mate. Nope, the doors slam. I mean, it is like, we're done. And then there's a guy standing outside, leave him alone. And that's. Other bands can't go in unless they're invited in. And then what do they do with that? Get them in here and then they slam the door. And then there's two bands in there that don't want to talk to you.
John Holmberg
Jeff, for the radio knobs.
Brady
Radio knob. Well, and they're right. Brandon Love was there. Oh, yeah. You see Brandon Love back there, you just hear all of this happening just constantly like, oh my God, there's the radio part timers. Oh, is that fella. Fella's got a twin brother. They're everywhere. So you don't expect that when you can rap on their door and they answer and they're like, we'll do anything for that. It was pretty awesome.
Unknown
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Brady
So you had some pretty good experiences interviewing them.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady
And see there was evidently that one.
John Holmberg
I didn't get involved in only because I had to do stage announcements for Dorothy. I came back and we were broadcasting from the Dixon Flannel rv, which was cool, but it's limited space in there and they brought all the members of the band plus their entourage in there. So it's like dude soup in in the meat tube there. And it was just like I came up behind him and I'M like, I'm out.
Brady
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Fitz, you take this one.
Brady
Cancel all band names. Dude, Soup in the Meat Tube is definitely the greatest soul band I've ever heard in my life. If you know four black guys who can kind of slow dance behind one amazing Bruno Mars type singer, Dude, Soup in the Meat Tube is the greatest band.
Unknown
It's solid.
Brady
It's the most spectacular phrase I've ever heard next to, oh, you're the guy from Cali Endo's podcast. This is the greatest thing that's ever entered my ear holes. How about that? Anyway, but it was great.
John Holmberg
Other than that, everybody, like, there was, you know, it seems like at every ufest and Fitz and I are doing the interviews, there's always like, that one rock star. Like, I don't want to be here, you know, but, like, everybody was cool.
Brady
I mean, like, that's great.
John Holmberg
Even a day to remember. They were just, you know, the headliners. Like, hey, what's going on? What do you guys want to talk about?
Brady
I listened to that one.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady
And I was like. That was. They were, like, super open about everything. Like, they wanted to do the interview. Like, you guys were like, all right, you can go and like, no.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady
Well, we're here in the Meat tube and enjoy more Dude Soup. Oh, my goodness. Dude, Soup in the Meat Tube is my favorite phrase ever. Ever. I now distracted beyond belief with T shirt ideas and billboards and that, you know, the poster. Dude, Soup in the Meat Tubes. Too good. But I can picture them. They're kind of the Temptations, but they're in sweatpants. You know, it's one of Those in.
John Holmberg
The NSync dance and all that.
Brady
A little bit more boy band. Yeah, but adult boy band. And not in a gay way, but, like, you know what I mean? Awesome.
Unknown
I can see it happening.
Brady
Dude, Soup in the Meat Tube is. Man, come December, when we start reading those notes again, when that guy puts all the bands together, Dude, Soup in the Meat Tube is going to make me do this all. Count on it. Six months from now, when we're reading the. Here are the band names from 2025. Dude, soup in the Meat Tube's gonna have destination Coachella. Yeah, Dude, Soup in the Me Tubes headlining Coachella. They won't even have an album out. It's just like, what's that? Put that up top. So. Yeah. And then you go out to your car at the end of the evening. Yeah.
John Holmberg
You know, we stayed till the end. I think we were pretty much the last of the KUPD group there. We Were hanging out in the. In the VIP bar and. All right, let's go. Let's get out here and go out to the. Go out to the truck. Exhausted and started up. And all of a sudden, the little light flashes on the dash. What the hell's going on here? And, you know, low tire. I'm like, ah, all right, we'll just get it to the gas station over there in Tweakerville on 75th. McDonald, right? And Matthiah jumps out and looks. Goes, oh, no, we're not going anywhere. I mean, it was dead flat. I mean, just sliced beyond flat. No, no, damn it. Beyond flat. And I'm like. And of course, that's what she said. Oh, is this one of your. That slash the tires or something? I'm like, I don't have any here. It's the west side course come.
Brady
No.
John Holmberg
So I'm like, all right, all right. So we. We decide to, you know, change the tire real quick. And, you know, tired from the day as it is, but changing the tire and get it up in the air. And all of a sudden, the jack collapses. So then it falls down on the rotor.
Brady
Oh, no.
John Holmberg
You gotta be kidding me.
Brady
Yeah. And that's exactly what you said.
John Holmberg
Yeah, exactly. There's a few other explosives. And so, like, of course, everybody's gone by now. Yeah, everybody. I mean, I was even calling Dom with Dixon, like, hey, you got a jack on that trailer? I don't know. He was gonna try to come over and save me. Luckily, I got two of my friends that do live on the west side. The two West Siders I like and know. And they. They had to go all the way home and get a floor jack and come back and jack this thing.
Brady
How long were you there?
John Holmberg
Rolled out of there about almost midnight.
Brady
No kidding. Like 11. Probably a little earlier. Oh, my gosh.
John Holmberg
And then, you know, then they come back and save me. My buddy Chad, he came back, and so all three of us, you know, rotor back and saved me. Yeah, everything was fine. And then we get the. Get the spare on there. And it was pretty low.
Brady
Oh, my God.
John Holmberg
But it was good enough to drive. I'm like, getting out of this goddamn Parker.
Brady
Get in the car.
John Holmberg
Get over to the gas station right there. That chevron on, like, 75th and. And McDowell. And, oh, there's the air pump. Okay. The big sign and stuff. You pull over there. Some tweaker already stole the air pump.
Brady
It's gone.
John Holmberg
It's gone. It's like the signs there, but there's no pump.
Unknown
They take the valve?
Brady
Yeah.
John Holmberg
No, the whole thing was gone. The whole machine was gone.
Brady
They took the air compressor.
John Holmberg
Yeah. The sign was there, you know, air and water, but the whole machine was gone.
Brady
The guts are out.
John Holmberg
Yeah, it's gone.
Unknown
Amazing.
John Holmberg
So then I got to go to the tweaky convenience store across the street, and it's like Night of the Living Dead walking around, just zombies and stuff.
Brady
And you might be a little on high, though, in the west side Radar, you know, everything, it's just day in life. I think maybe you might be looking around. They're all no good.
John Holmberg
I don't think so.
Brady
Yeah.
John Holmberg
It's a day in the life at 75th of McDowell.
Brady
I agree to disagree that you might have your antenna up a little higher over there than most.
John Holmberg
Not at all. It's the west side.
Brady
That's what I'm saying. But you got home safely.
John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, it was a great show, but I'm just like, you gotta be kidding me. You know, I mean, I was just pissed.
Brady
Yeah. And Brady had his moments. Because you went back to party. Brady went to party.
Unknown
Yeah.
Brady
Brady Stucker. We're probably there later than anybody.
Unknown
No, we, we got out before Day to Remember. Finished.
Brady
No. Okay.
Unknown
But we were backstage in between, just after we. In between See There and A Day to Remember and Ron Capps, our buddy Ron Capps was in town with his wife Shelly. They came out to see Seether from Carlsbad. And Ron gets a call and it's Dale Stewart, who's the bass player from Cedar. And Ron's like, yeah, good set, man. He goes, where are you guys? Like, we're out in the bar, you know, in the back. And he's like, I'm coming out. So Ron waits for him. Sure enough, he comes out, introduces us NHRA superstar. Yeah.
Brady
Three time world champion Ron Capps.
Unknown
And so they're talking in that. And I, I, of course, Ron introduces me and I go, you're not gonna remember this, but yeah, 19 years ago, you guys played at my wed. We did a wedding thing. He's like, you could tell he had no idea. Remember celebrity theater? But that was great, mate.
Brady
Yeah.
Unknown
And so he goes, you guys want to come backstage for a drink? And he's. And I'm with Ronnie and Kirby.
Brady
Yeah.
Unknown
Ron's wife. And. Okay, so we go back there.
John Holmberg
I saw that because Ronnie was waving to all of us while she was going backstage.
Brady
Oh, she gave you guys a big.
John Holmberg
Really? Basically, Brady didn't. It was wrong. She's like.
Brady
Look at that. No Offense, Brady. But what a. So we go back to her about that.
Unknown
You'll like to know, John. The. The old school band partying.
Brady
Yeah.
Unknown
Oh, they still do it either Jameson over there. And they're like, you want to have a drink? It's all right. So we're talking to the rest of the guys. Ron tells a story about the last time he was in Atlanta for a race. He was asked to throw out the first pitch at the Braves game.
John Holmberg
Oh, look at that.
Unknown
Feeder was playing the night before. They brought him back then get home till four in the morning and he goes over there to the Brave stadium to throw the pitch. And before he goes on the field.
Brady
He starts puking all over. Nice. Caesar puked him out.
Unknown
It doesn't dirt the ball.
Brady
Sure. He's a man. Still, you'd have to be a terribly stupid man to dirt the ball. Especially when you've been so all your. All your puke is out. You're clean.
Unknown
So the drummer from the band holds up these gray shorts and says, hey, whose shorts are these? And immediately I'm thinking like seven dust. You know, we wanted cargo.
Brady
They got their extra shorts.
Unknown
And I jokingly said, if they're 40s, are mine.
Brady
Yeah.
Unknown
And they look at it. 40s, they're yours.
Brady
How about that?
Unknown
Well, cool. You guys gotta sign the pants.
Brady
Yeah.
Unknown
And I'll put them up in the. You know, in the studio or whatever. And they're like, okay.
Brady
Yeah.
Unknown
So the one starts working. Then he calls his. The guitar player over and says, you gotta draw a dick on these shorts.
Brady
Yeah.
Unknown
So they go. They did pretty detailed.
Brady
Yeah. They know. They know their way around one. There's Brady, size 40. See their shorts? We should auction those off. Brady.
Unknown
It's pretty detailed.
Brady
A big wiener drawn on them and some unkept hair.
John Holmberg
That's a real artist, you know, not only musically, but.
Brady
Brady, you gotta auction off your seether shorts with the big wiener.
Unknown
Yeah, we could.
Brady
Yeah, we'll do it for a charity of some sort. Or you could hang them here forever. As long as you'd like to stare at that.
Unknown
The prostate cancer.
Brady
That's a good idea. Yeah. I think may is probably some sort of a cancer month of some sort. We'll just do it to that. That's cool. Yeah, those guys were really nice. That was very cool. So it's a neat thing to have that kind of crap happen when they're. When they're nice. But I do like that they're still drinking. They just don't drink with each other.
John Holmberg
I still did get this picture of Brady at Ufest.
Brady
Brady was stealing the generator from uf. Yeah. Not good. Every car that came to my house this weekend that would not came to my house, but like, would, like, make it. There aren't many in the cul de sac. Make a turn so you notice when lights hit your window. And I'm always waiting for a generator to fly through the window and then, you know, get my jaw broken by Brady's body. No news on that.
Unknown
No. No.
Brady
No reach outs, no calls.
Unknown
Yeah.
Brady
Didn't order and say your orders confirmed.
Unknown
Maybe the order was made.
Brady
I doubt it. Too much faith in a guy that hates you, Brady.
Unknown
It's coming through the wind this week.
Brady
You absolutely have too much faith. Maybe he can tip the. The driver of Amazon and that guy will throw it through the window and break your jaw. That'd be nice.
John Holmberg
I'm gonna flip a coin, see whose generator gets here first. Your tractor supply or Brady's.
Brady
Mine's already coming. It's just delayed by terrorists.
Unknown
Both dependable.
Brady
Was there a lot of weed backstage with Caesar? Were they smoking any. Any cocaine? Just mostly drinking.
Unknown
Yeah. And I. Yeah, I wasn't talking about the band.
Brady
I'm like, Kirby, did she smoke out with the boys?
Unknown
Yeah, Kirby just had a couple edibles.
Brady
And that was it. Did she rock out, let her get drunk with the band?
Unknown
No, they. They offered, you know, a drink, and I'm like, kirby, you want?
Brady
Yeah. She said no. Yeah, that's an opportunity you can't pass up. I watched Almost Famous. I think Everybody backstage was 14 years old. There's nothing wrong with that. Dropping two or three shots. That was when backstage was awesome. Unattended. Now, you. You're. You were there. But usually all the movies tell you that there were unattended human trafficked teens backstage just wandering from band to band. That's what I learned. And that not 20 years ago, was a love story. A beautiful love story about the groupies that hung out with that fake band on Almost Famous. And they were all like, 16, and nobody said, this movie's disgusting. Almost Famous makes me sick. Teenage girls hanging out with these grown men traveling over state lines. Not a word of it. You make that movie today. Oh, my God. Which is why all the bands shut the doors on everybody is because we're a bunch of stick up our ass people who lose their minds over everything. About that, with teen people.
Dick Toledo
Spring is.
Unknown
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John Holmberg
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Doug Hopkins
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John Holmberg
Wait, there's no backorders?
Doug Hopkins
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John Holmberg
Sounds simple. That's why I always go to MMP.
Brady
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John Holmberg
Times have changed, though.
Brady
Only band I've ever seen backstage in all the time of doing this. Only one I've ever seen that actually did the groupie thing about this this year. 7 Dust Brady mentioned earlier in their writer of the contract said, we need a pair. We need boxes of condoms. Not a couple condoms per guy. Boxes of condoms and a bunch of cargo shorts. And it took me a while to realize why cargo shorts is because they were stained in the front one. They were putting little. You know, those tracks you can't undo without washing? So they would. They needed cargo shorts because they never knew when they'd have to go out of the. The bus in public. And they didn't want to have those dribble stains. So they wanted. And they all wore khaki, so just switch to darker shorts.
John Holmberg
Khaki would show.
Brady
Khaki shows.
John Holmberg
All of it. Yeah.
Brady
So they were demanding khaki shorts to change out. You had to have extra pairs of shorts and rubbers. But I was in their bus and 7 dust did absolutely no action at all. They just had shorts and condoms in the ready.
Unknown
Must have been a funny ha ha.
Brady
Joke request I was in just to see if we'd do it, see if they read it. I was in Corey Taylor's bus once thinking, boy, this is gonna, you know, stone sour. And Corey Taylor at their. It was wives. It was wives of guys who didn't even. Weren't even in the band. And I'm like, wives? What are you, lady? You're ruining this bus. There's a band that's about to show up in here. Need this thing. Who are you the wives of? I'm the engineer's wife. Wife. And I'm the bus driver's wife. The bus driver's wife. Shouldn't you be in your trailer at home? But yeah, so I have never seen anything. I've seen the drinking. I like that part, but that's about it.
John Holmberg
I was on Hel yeah's bus one time, and it was. There was no. There was only like one or two chicks on there, but it was drinking. I mean, it was. Well, that was what you would expect it to be.
Brady
Hell, yeah. Their women was drinking.
Unknown
Yeah.
Brady
Yeah.
John Holmberg
But I. I tell you what, the ones that were partying back there. Bury the Darkness.
Brady
Yeah, they did it last year.
John Holmberg
They showed up with a keg on our. In our last interview, last break. And they're great.
Brady
And those guys are great. Oh, yeah, they're so good. It's fun. And then they had a great set too. They were so happy and everything was good. They're so good. It was great. So sing Barry the Darkness there. Then I had a great moment. This dude with curly hair backstage comes up to me. He's like, hey, man, I'm just like, man, do you ever fit the image of what that. Like, if I were to draw guy at rock show, it's you. He had this curly dark hair. He had a shirt he'd made himself that the sides were cut out. And I'm like, you, you are the stereotypical super rock guy. And he goes and check out who I'm with. And he points over to these two girls that couldn't have looked more like just hostages. Like they did. They were like, they were just. Just absolutely regular people with him. So I had said something. I'm like, well, they're far too decent to be here. You've taken them to a bad thing. He's like, hahaha. So I walked by, you guys saw it. I walked by him and I said, just to let you know, this guy, he fits. You two are too normal. And the girl, this young girl, as mean as can be, just goes, you look like a science teacher. I'm like, it was a compliment, bitch. And I'm just like, c word.
Unknown
Who's this guy?
Brady
I'm like, yeah, well, I was trying to be nice to him. Like, this guy fits perfect. And then the guy just goes, ha ha. The dude, of course he does does. He's a stereotype. And I was like, what a. And then I realized, oh, she's young. She doesn't interact with humans anymore. She just talks to pads like iPads and screens. She has no skills to be social. Everyone under the age of about 22, for the most part, sucks rotten eggs all day long because they don't know how to talk to human beings. And all I was doing is walking. I was, yeah, you guys are fun, normal. What do you mean? You look like a science teacher. I'm like, yo, okay, fine, maybe I do. Yeah. So I. I'm a successful, smart person. Thank you. You dumb. Just kidding. I had a couple tequilas in me.
John Holmberg
I would have punched her square in.
Brady
The mouth if she said more. And she would. But all I was doing was saying, yeah, you guys, look. I was basically saying, you're attractive compared to everyone else back here. You know, you look like somebody that I would trust with my keys. But you know what? You help you die in a fire, you snooch. And maybe she did that would be my dream. Maybe she did light on fire this weekend. It'll be on the news tonight. That'd be great. Yeah. Just so defensive immediately of being told, you guys are above everybody here. You look better than everyone in here. And not in a pretty way. Just you look clean. You look cleaner than most of the people backstage. You click a science teacher. I'm like, that's not even an insult. That's gonna hurt anyone ever. But okay. And I even said, yeah, Walter White. I get it. I got the glasses and. Okay, fine. Like, you're a.
Unknown
Only if you would have tapped her cord.
Brady
Oh, yeah, just read back and slugged her. It was weird. But the dude she was with, like, you're still. You're still doing what I told you earlier.
John Holmberg
So he looked like somebody from Smoker's Corner back in high school and stuff.
Brady
If you were to, like. If you were God and you were to start Earth and you're like, we need a Smoker's Corner, you'd mold this dude and put him in it, and then everybody that looks just like him would run to him. It. He was exactly that. And only he was probably 30, and he was just like, God, he looked just like everything you'd ever like. We need central casting of. We need people who look like they're. If we were to refilm the chip scene with Moloch, he'd be in it because he's. He'd be front and center. He is. He is quintessential dude at Rock Show. It was just ridiculous. And then, of course, Doug Hawkins and his crew were there, and they're all great human beings. I love everybody that Doug brings to the party.
John Holmberg
Got to see his cans again.
Brady
Got to see Doug's cans. He broke those out. And our winner was. Jonathan Via. See your. He. I don't remember his last name, but he's an Italian guy. One of yours. 1.
John Holmberg
He was doing this to me because I was down in front, and he's doing this. Thanks, DeVito.
Brady
So he won 5,000 bucks on stage. Very cool guy. And I got to film the whole thing from my meta glasses, which watching that was really neat. Neat because you get the perspective of the crowd and stuff. So I think we have that up on Facebook. We probably won't today. Maybe up later today when it doesn't matter, but it was really neat. So thanks to Doug and his crew, and everybody was part of you Fest 2025. It was. It's in the books. Really good show, too. Surprisingly, each band had a great night I don't think there was a single one where like, oop, they put out a clunker.
Unknown
No huge delays.
Brady
No, not at all. Everything was on point. Like everything. It just flowed. It was beautiful. It was excellent. So. So the only complaint I've got, not enough, you know, band aids and almost famous type behavior backstage. And bands need to get that together. They need to start interacting.
John Holmberg
Bring the whores back.
Brady
Well, you gotta bring the whores back. But the whole interaction thing has to happen. I remember when we had Wolfgang Van Halen on the show and I said, is it about groupies? And he goes, no, I respect women and I wouldn't want to be creepy to them. And I'm like, you just. Then you're. Then you're just going to be. And his mom was there and his mom seen it, man.
Unknown
Valerie.
John Holmberg
And then some.
Brady
She married Eddie van Halen in 1981. That was right in the heart of the. Yeah, that was. Holy crap, mom. Or 81 or 82. But even still, up through 84 and even beyond two years, surrounded by drugs.
John Holmberg
Under the belt, including her co star on the one day, Kenzie Phillips.
Brady
And yeah, I mean, yeah, she probably learned a little from her. I watched A Love Boat five days ago and Gopher, for those who remember, Gopher was the. The purser. The main guy was walking people around the boat. And as people are getting on the boat, there's Mackenzie Phillips from One Day at a Time. The other one, yeah, you know, there was Valerie Bertinelli, who you'd put posters up of. And then the other one who tried posters that people just used to light fires.
Unknown
The older sister.
Brady
Well, she was the sister.
John Holmberg
Julie, wasn't it?
Brady
Julie, yeah, too. Romano was. Anyway, so, you know. Yeah.
Unknown
And Romano's kid.
Brady
Yeah, Barbara Ann and Julie Romano. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was there. Yeah, Schneider was there. Anyway. Dwayne Schneider. So anyway, the whole cast was there. No, but now I forgot what I was talking about. Oh, yeah. So I was on the Love Boat and there's Gopher greeting everybody that gets on. Mackenzie Phillips starts walking on and they shake hands and she says, hello, Gopher. And he's like, I know you. You look very familiar. So we went to high school together. And it doesn't dawn on him at all who that is. And walks by and he goes, that's driving me nuts. I don't know who that is. Off she goes. Later they talk again and. And she. And he's like, but she's beautiful. I'm like, hey, you should see your sister on the Other show, it's like, this is the ugly one. So she comes back to him and played the role in 1978 of Gopher's old football teammate on the. She had swapped out her genitals.
John Holmberg
Come on show before it's time.
Brady
Gopher struggle being friends with her until Captain Stubing set him straight. And then they became friends. He didn't bot him out or anything on the boat. No one did. They didn't dabble with a love story, which they did with everyone else. They didn't get her attached to some. Like Gopher and her had moments. And then he realized, oh, geez, this used to have a dick. And then he wouldn't talk to her for a little bit. And then he finally came around, was friends with her. But nobody banged her on the boat. Everybody on the Love Boat got got banged. Not Mackenzie Phillips and cast as, you know, the transvestite and delivering lines like, you can't imagine. So great. But at the end, Gopher gives this big speech about how brave she is and what a decision. And she's talking about how much therapy she had to go through. I'm like, man, this could run today and people would lose their minds. So that's my tie. Back to you Fest. Was that Valerie Bertinelli's sister on tv? Was a man on the Love Boat once.
John Holmberg
Did watch. Did you watch Mammoth Set?
Brady
I did not. I heard it. I was standing back, like, side stage because I was talking. We were doing most of the Doug Hopkins at Post everything for that.
John Holmberg
So it came out during his last. His last song was his new single, the End, which is all that finger tapping on the guitar and stuff. It's the first time he's played it live ever.
Brady
Is it really?
John Holmberg
That day was the first. He's like, I don't know how it's gonna go. We're gonna see.
Brady
Wow.
John Holmberg
Because he played all the instruments live on the album.
Brady
Yeah.
John Holmberg
So now he's got a band there to do it. And he's like, all right, we'll see how it goes. And.
Brady
And it killed.
Larry McFeely
It shredded.
John Holmberg
Yeah, man. So good.
Brady
That's what I told a big fan of mine named Valerie Bertinelli. Said, your son's amazing. She goes, isn't he? And I'm like, yeah. And I said, maybe I'll talk about it with. With Frank Calando on that podcast. You know me from. You're in Frank Calando's. You're the guy in Frank Calendo.
John Holmberg
And he's got ties here. His uncle lives here. Like, his uncle was like, yeah, his uncle was like one of the guys backstage. Like, I don't know if it was his tm.
Brady
Alex Van Halen.
John Holmberg
No, no, no, no. His other Valerie's brother.
Brady
Oh, that's a Bob. No, I don't. Who cares about Bob Bertinelli? 6:18. Let's get a wake up song. What a weekend. A big full fun you fest. Super weekend. These are the types of things you should go to because evidently the hobnobbing continues. And you can help Brett out in the parking lot later with some, you know, general car maintenance. That's pretty fun. You meet us all, give us a Wake up song. 585-9800 and we'll scream it together. It's 98 Kupp. Wake Up. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock ra.
Larry McFeely
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Episode Summary: May 5, 2025 - Shooting in West Valley Shuts Down Grand Ave & Fun UFest Weekend Stories
Podcast: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Release Date: May 5, 2025
Duration: Approximately 40 minutes
In this engaging episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" on 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio, host John Holmberg, along with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, navigates through a blend of serious local issues and entertaining personal anecdotes from a recent Fun UFest Weekend. The episode masterfully balances discussions on community safety with light-hearted stories from the music festival scene, providing listeners with a well-rounded and captivating experience.
The episode kicks off with a sobering discussion about a recent violent incident in West Valley, Arizona. A shooting at a local Mexican restaurant led to the shutdown of Grand Avenue, raising concerns about community safety and media coverage.
Brady Bogen expresses frustration with media biases, stating:
"It's racism the way it's not covered as racism" (02:30)
He delves into how similar incidents receive varying levels of attention based on location and demographics, questioning the equitable portrayal of violence across different communities. The hosts reflect on past events, such as a Chicago wedding shooting, to highlight inconsistencies in media narratives.
John Holmberg provides specific details about the location:
"Grand and two avenues." (04:14)
Brady emphasizes the impact on daily commuters:
"Grand Avenue is closed. So a lot of you can stay off of that." (06:26)
The discussion underscores the need for more consistent and unbiased reporting on violent incidents, regardless of the affected communities.
Transitioning from the serious topic, the hosts share their vibrant experiences from the recent Fun UFest Weekend, blending humor with behind-the-scenes insights.
Brady Bogen introduces a humorous take on a fictional or uniquely named band:
"Dude Soup in the Meat Tube is definitely the greatest soul band I've ever heard in my life." (14:43)
This playful reference becomes a recurring motif, showcasing the camaraderie and light-hearted interactions among the hosts and festivalgoers.
A standout moment involves Brady's amusing encounter with actress Valerie Bertinelli backstage. He recounts approaching her with a mix of humor and bravado:
"I said, 'Will you marry me?' and then I walked away." (10:23)
The interaction highlights the hosts' access to celebrities and their knack for turning everyday moments into memorable stories.
The hosts delve into various backstage encounters with bands such as Seether and Wolfgang Van Halen. They discuss the often-chaotic nature of backstage environments, contrasting movie portrayals with reality.
Brady humorously critiques modern backstage dynamics:
"Backstage always kind of stinks... They won't leave each other alone. That is not how backstage is." (10:23)
John Holmberg shares a personal mishap:
"We decided to change the tire real quick... and all of a sudden, the jack collapses." (17:39)
This anecdote about a malfunctioning jack and subsequent complications adds a relatable and humorous twist to the festival stories.
Throughout the episode, the hosts intersperse their discussions with humorous exchanges and personal anecdotes, creating an entertaining atmosphere.
John Holmberg narrates his struggle with a flat tire post-festival:
"The whole machine was gone. The whole pump was gone." (18:48)
The frustration of finding the air pump missing leads to a comical yet exasperating situation, highlighting the unpredictability of festival logistics.
Brady muses about the fictional band's future:
"Dude Soup in the Meat Tube is going to make me do this all. Count on it." (16:11)
This playful speculation adds levity, imagining the band's improbable rise to fame with humorous exaggeration.
An amusing exchange unfolds when Brady tries to compliment a fellow festivalgoer, only to be met with confusion and offense:
"You look like a science teacher." (32:16)
"You're a science teacher... You dumb." (32:45)
This interaction showcases the unpredictability of human responses and the hosts' ability to navigate awkward moments with humor.
The hosts reflect nostalgically on the evolution of backstage culture in the music industry, comparing past dynamics to present realities.
Brady reminisces about the camaraderie depicted in movies like "Almost Famous," contrasting it with today's more reserved and compartmentalized backstage interactions:
"Almost Famous makes me sick. Teenage girls hanging out with these grown men traveling over state lines." (24:29)
John Holmberg adds personal insights:
"Dude Soup in the Meat Tube's gonna have destination Coachella." (16:11)
These reflections highlight a longing for bygone eras of more open and communal backstage environments.
As the episode wraps up, the hosts share final thoughts on the successful Fun UFest Weekend, emphasizing the positive experiences despite minor setbacks.
Brady expresses gratitude:
"Thanks to Doug and his crew, and everybody was part of UFest 2025. It was in the books. Really good show, too." (33:27)
The episode concludes on a high note, celebrating the community and fun aspects of the festival while maintaining an open line for future discussions and events.
This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" adeptly blends critical discussions on community issues with entertaining personal stories from the music festival scene. Through candid conversations and humorous anecdotes, the hosts offer listeners both informative content and relatable entertainment, maintaining the show's reputation as Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show.