05-06-25 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 05-06-25 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmberg's Morning Sickness 98 KUPD Release Date: May 6, 2025

Hosted by John Holmberg with Brady Bogan, Brett Vesely, and Dick Toledo

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1. Opening Remarks and Weather Update

The show kicks off at 5:45 AM with John Holmberg greeting listeners and providing a brief weather update. The hosts note the misty conditions and discuss the reluctance to ride bikes in the cold, setting a casual and relatable tone for the morning.

John Holmberg [03:10]:
"There's a little misty rain outside, almost rode my bike in this morning. It was cold."

Brady Bogan [03:12]:
"Got a little mist on the way."

2. Major Topic: Justin Tucker Scandal

A significant portion of the episode centers around allegations against Justin Tucker, the renowned Baltimore Ravens kicker. The hosts delve into accusations from 16 area massage therapists claiming Tucker assaulted them. This discussion blends humor with serious commentary, reflecting the show's signature blend of entertainment and irreverence.

Brett Vesely [05:17]:
"Justin Tucker, a Raven, widely regarded as the best kicker in the history of the NFL, is now accused of assaulting multiple massage therapists. This is a fall from grace only Ravens fans could love."

Brady Bogan [08:17]:
"Maybe he should go to Cleveland. He's already got a mentor there. I mean, he's ready to go."

The hosts speculate on Tucker's future in the NFL, joking about his likelihood of landing with another team and mocking his evangelical remarks purportedly related to his faith.

Brett Vesely [09:18]:
"If Justin Tucker gets caught, he'd probably end up in Cleveland with Deshaun Watson."

3. Missing Persons Case: Audrey Back Berg

The discussion shifts to a compelling missing persons story about Audrey Back Berg, who disappeared 62 years ago and was recently found alive in another state. The hosts explore the emotional and procedural aspects of long-term missing person investigations, questioning when authorities and families decide to cease active searches.

Brett Vesely [36:24]:
"Audrey Back Berg disappeared from Reedsburg, Wisconsin, 62 years ago, only to be found alive thanks to a fresh investigative approach. This raises questions about the perseverance and emotional toll on families during such prolonged searches."

4. Contest Announcement: Meet Disturbed

A highlight of the show is the announcement of a contest where listeners can win VIP tickets to see the band Disturbed live. Winners will have the opportunity to interview the band and experience a backstage pass, adding an exciting interactive element for fans.

Brett Vesely [26:01]:
"We're giving away tickets to the Disturbed show next Thursday, complete with a backstage interview and exclusive merchandise. To enter, introduce yourself with some Disturbed-inspired sounds!"

Listeners participate live, with Brett evaluating their performances, blending humor and engagement seamlessly.

Brett Vesely [137:26]:
"Matt, you've got what it takes! Congratulations, you're going to the Disturbed show!"

5. Pop Culture and Comedy Banter

The hosts engage in various pop culture discussions, including humorous takes on celebrities, bizarre news stories, and personal anecdotes. Topics range from the antics of influencers on sinking yachts to quirky medical conditions like 'wolf boy syndrome.'

Brett Vesely [72:43]:
"If I had a wolf girl, I'd have to manage her wild behavior and hair. It's a curse!"

Brady Bogan [69:25]:
"Remember Harambe? If you messed with a wild animal, he’d take you down just like that."

6. Listener Interaction and Final Thoughts

Towards the end of the show, listeners participate in active segments, sharing their stories and interacting directly with the hosts. The episode concludes with final advertisements and shout-outs, maintaining the show's consistent structure of blending content with promotional segments.

John Holmberg [50:45]:
"Check out MMP Guns for all your firearms needs. Use promo code KUPD for a discount!"

Brett Vesely [157:46]:
"Reactdefense.com is offering self-defense training for moms and individuals alike. Protect yourself and your loved ones today!"

7. Notable Quotes

• Brett Vesely [05:17]:
  "Justin Tucker, a Raven, widely regarded as the best kicker in the history of the NFL, is now accused of assaulting multiple massage therapists. This is a fall from grace only Ravens fans could love."

• Brett Vesely [137:26]:
  "Matt, you've got what it takes! Congratulations, you're going to the Disturbed show!"

• John Holmberg [36:24]:
  "Audrey Back Berg disappeared from Reedsburg, Wisconsin, 62 years ago, only to be found alive thanks to a fresh investigative approach. This raises questions about the perseverance and emotional toll on families during such prolonged searches."

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Conclusion:
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends serious discussions about sports scandals and human interest stories with lighthearted banter and interactive segments like the Disturbed contest. The hosts maintain an engaging and humorous dynamic, making the show both entertaining and informative for listeners who may not be familiar with the episode's content.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady Bogan]

Got a little mist on the way.

[John Holmberg]

We got nothing.

[Brett Vesely]

Doesn't count for much. But I wasn't worried so much about the rain as it was. I didn't want to be cold. I woke up, I'm like, I'm not going to be cold for this. This isn't exercise, and cold shouldn't go hand in hand. We live here, so I'll just take a day off from that nonsense. That's crazy. Still, though, it's not that bad out. It's not worth it to get caught in that. And I thought, that's a. I got worried that was going to happen. I would have been okay. So if you're planning it, you'll be fine. But, you know, I like convenience and comfort. Not a huge fan of making myself uncomfortable being trapped in it. And I almost did that, so I'm out of that. Plus, I'm too happy. Life has gone too well. I can't. I can't manage to put myself in situations that make me unhappy because the Baltimore Ravens are all sad and scrambling and Justin Tucker got cut yesterday. The tugger is gone. He's going to take his talents somewhere else. If you haven't been following the Justin Tucker Story, 16 Baltimore Area Massage therapists have accused him of assaulting them with his, I don't know, prone position attacks from the massage table. He's. He's basically all over a bunch of ladies stuff, and they're not happy about it. I don't know how many of the ladies got hit with friendly fire, but he was putting it all over their things, mainly their beds and their sheets. And the best part is, is that Justin Tucker, A, is a Raven, so it makes Ravens fans sad. B, widely regarded as the best kicker in the history of the NFL. So that's a fall from grace that only. I love when it happens to Ravens. I think it's great. And C, a super religious, pious pile of garbage, which makes it even better that he's been going around talking about how Lord, the Lord has blessed him with this, that the other. Meanwhile, he can't stop on strangers, and I just think that's the best. So the only place he should go is Cleveland, where he and Deshaun Watson can go to church on Sundays and then on the locals Monday through Saturday. I think it's just great. I love it. I'm so happy.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't you think that's the way he's blessing these women in the job?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know. I don't think that's. I don't know, anointing them. I don't know your book that well, but I remember when I didn't see it, and Jesus all over the place, you know, I don't remember. And the Jews said, jesus, could we have some more? I don't think that ever happened. He was leaving little thimbles of it all over. Drink of my. Eat of my flesh. Drink of. Drink of my. Nope, I don't think that's in there. I don't think on Sundays, you guys, you know, get a cup of melted marshmallows and a wafer. I don't think that goes on, but Justin Tugger thinks so.

[Brady Bogan]

So what happens? NFL investigates. Well, no one will touch him until it's done, right?

[Brett Vesely]

I think there's two separate investigations. Yeah, well, the NFL will investigate. No, there's teams that could absolutely say, hey, we've got no kick. I would imagine the Raiders, I don't know their kicking situation, but somebody. There's bad kickers out there. Justin Tugger will work again, so long as he's not thrown in jail. If it's all just accusations, that guy is definitely going to pick up a gig or two and that'll be even better. Now, will he be worth it to a team if this gets hotter and hotter? I don't know. But if you're sitting there and your kicker blows his knee out in camp and Justin Tuggar's sitting there, you know, all, you know, limber and stretched out and massaged and ready to go. You assign him a male masseuse to be with him at all times and say, if you ever need a rub down, this is your guy. I don't like those. Those guy ones don't make me on stuff. Right. Exactly, Justin. I like a stranger. I like a stranger who can sue me because I'm an idiot. Yeah, well, stop on people and let's just kick. And then. So, yeah, somebody like, still standing by. Wow. They're. They're. It's. It reminds me. Look, it was tough as a Cubs fan, but when Ben Zobrist, who played for the Cubs, who wouldn't shut up about Jesus, and he and his wife and she sang Jesus music and he started to. I don't know how he did it, but Zobra started to get hurt to sing the national anthem at Cub games a lot. And I mean a lot. And those two were like. He was promoting a record. He got. He got the Cubs to do all sorts of stuff for. Turns out she was like hammering hard on their pastor that would live with them. And it was just that. Well, I know for a fact what it's like to be on it, but Ben Zobris wasn't a lifelong Cub. Although he was the MVP of the World Series, the Cubs won. He was, you know, he's only there for a couple years. He had a nice, nice little bop with the Cubs. He was fun. But that was a funny story because the next year he's like, he started to push it around a little bit. He started to be. I just don't like when people lead with that and then get busted and then stay with it, you know, I want. I would love it if somebody like Justin Tucker got caught and just said, I'm sorry, I. I'm going to get in some trouble here. I've been lying to you guys about this whole religious thing. I'm. I'm a. I'm not going to lean in on it again. I'm not going to start talking about God now. And he did. Of course. The power of the Lord will get us through this, Mike. No, no, no. I think he's probably mad at you too, for on everybody in Baltimore.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe he should go to Cleveland. He's already got a mentor there. I mean, he's ready to go.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, it makes the most sense. It's perfect. A guy who's been through this power team right now that's combined. That's over 70 assaults to massage therapists. And again, it begs the question. And I know he's A kicker. But he made good money for a kicker. Hire one who loves the taste of your you and just have at her. I know variety's the spice of life and stuff, but, you know, you're all committed to your wife and the Lord and all that. Can you commit to one massage therapist so you don't get in trouble for this stuff? I'm glad you didn't, but geez Louise, man, just hire a hoe. Hire a whore, you know, who will do some minor massages. Now, if you need a theragun or something on your legs because you got to keep them stretched out, you're going to need some skills. But train her, tell her what you need and then say, also, I'm going to need to absolutely ejaculate all over the. I have to do this. I mean, that's just part of being a kicker.

[Brady Bogan]

She can put some cups on you.

[Brett Vesely]

It begs the question to me, oh, yeah, she could copy. Leave you a little bruisy. It begs the question, though, how many football players are currently sweating it out waiting for the massage? Because if two guys in the last five years have multi, then multiple guys are doing massage therapy with multiple people.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, those are the ones that haven't figured out tight rotation, but 16.

[Brett Vesely]

That means there's probably 30 or 14 of them are like, he didn't. He didn't on my stuff because he's got to keep it straight with a few of them. Because if he. Because if it does come out, he's like, look, pardon the pun. But if it does come out, he's got to have the ones that he didn't do it with. Go. Will you back me up here? I don't do that, do I? Never. Never ever. Not at all. And I've massaged you at least 20 times and you've never once on me. So I'll go to court and say that, oh, it's great stuff. And it's just because it's a Baltimore raven who sings opera and stuff. He's just such a douche now, and he always was. Justin Tucker has a beautiful voice. And he's like, I'm sorry.

[Brady Bogan]

It had very little to do about that. He kicked 73% last year, right?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, well, he did have a bad year, but it's cause he was feeling the heat. Somebody had mentioned, look, that stuff doesn't just pop up overnight. Someone had told him, justin, I'm gonna. I'm gonna take you to court. And then the lawyers got involved and said, evidently, there's more. We're Gonna hold off on the announcement until we find as many as we can. And Justin knew that his every. He knew that privately. So his kick started to drift a little. His brain wasn't altogether there. He had some stuff to worry about. His whole world's about to collapse. I think it's great. His wife sticking through it. I think that's awesome. I think that's really cool that she sits back and goes, that's nice because she's the one he probably never on it was just always the therapist. I love it. More Ravens down. More Ravens down. Now if we could get Lamar Jackson in some sort of a strange tranny ring that. Oh, my. Oh, Lord almighty. If Justin Tucker could pray to that God that loves him so much. Please, Lamar Jackson next. Next up. And I what I don't know what he could all over, but I know it wouldn't be attractive. Oh, whatever he's got showing up, he can have all the money in the world and women still won't go to him. I bet you he's got some ugly broads in his life because that dude's ug. You know who's second in line for ugliest guy in football? It just happened in the draft. That Travis Hunter kid, he's like. He's strange. Look, when he smiles, I'm like, he's poorly drawn. There's some ugly dudes in the NFL, but those two top it. And I don't really hate Travis Hunter. He's a Jaguar. Until that, that. That will never really matter. Oh, boy, that Lamar Jackson's ugly. He's up there in Baltimore. Hey, Justin, where that massage tap is at? Oh, bless you, Lamar. Bless you so much. I just all over a massage therapist down the road there and tomorrow I plan on on her friends. Thanks, Lamar. I'm sleepy. I need a rub down. There he is that him singing opera. Oh, Justin Tucker singing oops suck. Justin, Justin, Justin. If I was a massage therapist, I'd tell him. I'm like, look, jerk you off, we stop singing.

[John Holmberg]

Called a release.

[Brett Vesely]

Wait for the crescendo.

[John Holmberg]

The crazy part is they.

[Brett Vesely]

They.

[John Holmberg]

They dropped him already. And he's still on their website. On the Ravens website.

[Brett Vesely]

They're still proud. It's directly from the website. You can be good at a couple things at once, Brett. Like I'm. I'm also great at. You know, I think we all in the room. Maybe not Brady, but all of room are pretty good at all over stuff. I mean, Brady's really neat about it. He puts down landing pads. We on the other hand, you know, I get fired all over. What I'm. What I'm really good at is not doing it on people who don't want me to. I think that's the thing I'm most proud of in my life, is that I've. I can make that claim that as far as I know, with great confidence. I've never. Anyone who didn't want me to. You know, I think I'm. I'm Pretty sure I'm 100% across the board on that, or at least didn't put themselves in a position to expect it. I guess that's a bad way to put it. But I've. It's always seemed pretty mutual. I'm gonna go ahead and say 100% across the board every time that's happened. And usually they're asking. I got.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

In my past. In my. Yeah. I don't know that I've ever said whether you like it or not ever during sex. I don't think those for that phrase never come.

[Brady Bogan]

You're looking for those results.

[Brett Vesely]

Usually in my entire life, someone has said where, you know, if it's going somewhere. I don't really usually make the random choice on my own. Not like Justin Tucker did. I might wear a raven's helmet when I do it next time and see if it feels better. I think it will. We all have one now. Flamar Jackson could have it happen. Ah, heaven. Heaven. Do you have a person that you're like, oh, this one could fall. I'd be real happy.

[John Holmberg]

Let's see. Buffett's dead.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the good thing. But scandal, like you wish a scandal upon someone.

[John Holmberg]

Give me a minute on that one. And, you know, I mean, lead singer from Fish.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God. Yeah. You're going down the musical route. Yeah, I'm with you.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, just, you know, because. Well, I'm just going back to last week when we talked about our Mount Everest or Mount Mount Rushmore of.

[Brett Vesely]

But is there anyone in sports like, your White Sox are horrible. Bears are horrible.

[John Holmberg]

Aaron Rodgers.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't do that.

[John Holmberg]

Y.

[Brett Vesely]

Not now.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe someday, but not now. You can't have that right now.

[Brady Bogan]

The curse has been made.

[Brett Vesely]

You would like Aaron Rodgers to have a scandalous end.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I. I guess that makes sense.

[John Holmberg]

I can kind of see that, actually, just in a weird way.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, he could. Yeah. Something could pop up with Aaron for sure. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

He'll make his decision midway through the season.

[Brett Vesely]

I still own you. I mean, and he did.

[John Holmberg]

I'm Not. I'm not. You know.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, look, Lamar is not. He doesn't have a good record against the Steelers, but they're better than them.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And it's because of him. And it stings. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

That's where the hurt comes from. But I also hate him because he wears that big ugly Barney helmet with that terrible cartoon Hanna Barbera bird on the side. Brady, do you have someone that you wish scandal upon other than the generator guy? Wouldn't it be great, though, if generator guy was in one? Wouldn't it be great if today on the news generator guy got caught just all over people?

[Brady Bogan]

It'd be timely.

[Brett Vesely]

It would be not just timely, like satisfying. Can you see the satisfaction in his downfall of all over people? Wouldn't it be great?

[Brady Bogan]

It'd be pretty amazing.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. You like that? You don't like wishing that on people, but in your eyes, I see it right there. There's a lot of happiness.

[Brady Bogan]

Twinkle.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, there's a twinkle. There's a twinkle. Yeah. Yeah. I think that would be a good one, too.

[Brady Bogan]

Trying to think in sports, just generally.

[Brett Vesely]

It could be sports, but like Michigan, Harbaugh.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You could see like either like Jim or John. I'm not.

[Brady Bogan]

Scandal is right there.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's just waiting like. You were probably pretty happy when he has little. What are they doing with the sign? Stealing Scandal. Even though I thought that was a fairly weak attack. But if it turns out he was on People like crazy.

[Brady Bogan]

It's close. You got that. Oh, the rest of his staff, that offensive coordinator.

[Brett Vesely]

What'd he do?

[Brady Bogan]

He's. They found tons of. Well, he hacked into a bunch of female students computers.

[Brett Vesely]

He was watching them for all that images and for Ohio State fan. That's great. And you don't feel bad. You're happy about that?

[Brady Bogan]

I feel bad for the girls.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. No, no, you don't feel bad at all. You have. No. You say that you absolutely have no emot. Oops. Yeah, you say that because you think that's the right thing to say. But deep down, you don't have a ounce of emotion for that at all. You're happy about the Harbaugh thing. What weighs more, the sorrow for the girls or the happiness for the. The Michigan staff being embarrassed? I'll tell you. I know exactly the answer and you can pretend it's.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's going to lie.

[Brady Bogan]

No, John.

[Brett Vesely]

Those poor ladies and their privacy has been. You don't even know who they are and you don't care. You never looked into it. I guarantee you, if the story came up. Here are the ladies that the Michigan coach offended. Oh, and here's a story next to it of all the details of what's going to happen to this Michigan coach. I know which one you're clicking on. And it isn't about the poor ladies you can send money to. Yeah, yeah, we. It's a thing. LeBron James would be a nice.

[John Holmberg]

I was just gonna say that too. And just because it's LeBron James, I.

[Brett Vesely]

Don'T even, you know, but he's done so much that it would have to be OJ Style. Big. Like, you got to think back, like in the set, there were people. OJ never won championships, but OJ was the first 2000 yard rusher, right? He was. He was up people's asses. Like if you didn't like. The Bills and their rivals were at the time, Colts, same division back then, before the realignment. Jets to a certain degree. You know, Steelers, the Raiders. Those are the AFC champions. The teams that were vying for it all the Bills were always at second tier because of O.J. there were people who hated O.J. simpson as a football player who when all that happened, said, good. I never liked ucla. People probably hated OJ Simpson.

[Brady Bogan]

Running all over.

[Brett Vesely]

Running all over everybody for. Yeah, all through college. And then he goes on and then you're like, oh, this guy's just such a jerk.

[Brady Bogan]

But then he was, you know, even more liked after football.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. And that had to piss a lot more people off who hated OJ but there had to be people, you know, hall of Famers have to have it. Can't just be whacking off on people, you know, can't have it. You got to do something bigger than that. Justin Ducker's probably a Hall of Famer, but not yet. He didn't wait. No. It's great stuff. We all have someone does that.

[Brady Bogan]

Blank him out of the hall of Fame.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, if not helping. He's a kicker.

[Brady Bogan]

It's found, you know, there's.

[Brett Vesely]

It's not help.

[Brady Bogan]

Even one of the allegations is holds.

[Brett Vesely]

It doesn't help. Kickers. Kickers. Kickers have to have a pristine slide in. And he was on. He was on pace. He and Adam Vinatieri were the two kickers. I think John Stennerude is the only other one in the hall of Fame. There may be another one that I'm not remembering him. I don't know if Venator is in or not. I don't think he is yet.

[Brady Bogan]

Blanda, did he get in?

[Brett Vesely]

Blanda played like nine positions, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I don't even. I don't even know if he. I think he's a hall of famer, but he played everything this dude was in Tucker was. I mean, everybody's like, he's the greatest kicker that's ever walked the earth. And now, like, let's not. Let's not put a kicker in the hall of fame. We don't have to. If he's going to be, you know, throwing that stuff all over if he's got his fluffer nutter and so. Yeah. And plus, you don't want him excited. Take him over to Canton and have him meet some girl. He's like, I just need to. I'm a little serious. Did get in okay.

[John Holmberg]

Blanda.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

He might be able to sing his way in.

[Brett Vesely]

Tucker. You might be able. They might let him, like do the black national anthem before or something like that. You know, lift every voice. And then here's Justin Tucker. We allowed him to do the one thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Please, fans, this one. Get on your knees.

[Brett Vesely]

Get down on one knee. Let's rub one out to Justin Tugger. Come on. Nope, we're doing this. Justin says this is why you stick with Asians. They don't speak English. No one ever understands them. They get angry when they start yelling. They sound like they're mad all the time. Anyway, it's true. Travis is right. Why are you going with English speaking people? You're going to. If you're going to do the rub and tug or the unwanted rub and tug, do it at a place that actually is afraid of what they're already doing. They've got something to lose. You've got something to lose. This one says, waiting for the day when 30 chefs come forward and take Brady down for the crimes he's committed against them. Andrew. That's true. There might be sign. I wonder. Oh, I know there's people in radio here rooting for me. Local people in radio root for me to have some sort of. Oh, that guy. He is dreaming of the day that I on somebody the wrong way. I heard he had jizz problems.

[John Holmberg]

All right, buddy.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. Yeah, he is definitely rooting for me. Oh, there's probably 10 or 11 people that would love it if I took a tumble and, you know, started to.

[John Holmberg]

Took a tug.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Started to tug out on strangers. Yeah. Pratt's top of the list, but I root the same. So I think we balance each other out.

[John Holmberg]

Cancels each other.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, if he could get a hard on because he's not a man if he could get a hard on, then I would worry about it. But he can't because God took those away from him long time ago. Busted him. Busted him a long time ago. Yeah, so I'd say no to that. And then. And Beth also. Beth probably would. She's probably got a couple scandals where she probably just puts a knife to your throat after she on your stuff and says, you tell anybody about this, I'll finish the job.

[John Holmberg]

And then she whips it out.

[Brett Vesely]

I think you're more shocked at the size of Beth's junk that you wouldn't tell anybody that you jerked her off. Yeah, there's a lot of reason. Why don't you go get a third Don Harvey, Mike.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Strong.

[Brett Vesely]

Poor Sharp. Probably has to do it every day. Sharp. I'm feeling a little tight. You get those little man paws over here. Get to work on the totem. You stand there in that white uniform of yours and extend me a little courtesy. Sharp.

[Brady Bogan]

Ladonna's backed up over here, Stedman.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right, broomhead. Don't think I don't need you back there. Get your thumb lubed up. It's a thing. But there is. There is great joy in when your enemies fall. And I know there's a lot of people out there go, that's terrible. Well, you're the type of person that I wish this on then, because you're not human. We all love it, especially in sports, when the guy on the other team, your rival, you know, on a bunch of people, it's just great. My friend who's a Chiefs fan yesterday went back and forth. We went with Justin Tucker jokes because they hate him too, because he's out there. He's out there to beat you. He's out there. He's a little assassin. He's a little sniper. It's like the game. You're not even part of the game. And then we were beating you by two with three seconds left. You come in and hit a 66 yarder ago. Well, you do that anyway. I go, don't do that. Go on somebody. Anyway, Justin Tucker's gonna. Hopefully one of these sticks. The one thing that's amazing is every time this happens. Well, the times it's happened, that's too many. These guys end up fine. I mean, Deshaun Watson had 30 plus people say he was doing that. And it all sort of was like, no.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's why I'm curious, like, how many were settled?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, desean Watson can settle it. I don't know that Justin Tucker can. Deshaun Watson had $50 million a year coming his way guaranteed for the next few years, plus what he had before. He had the ability to give everybody a couple million bucks and still be. I don't think Tucker's got that. I don't know how much money Justin Tucker made through his career. Good amount, definitely a decent but it's not payoff 16 women amount that's gonna bust him.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and.

[Brett Vesely]

Tempe at the Improv.

[John Holmberg]

You've got Randy Felt Face performing. Just Google it. And you're gonna have to go see.

[Brett Vesely]

For yourself on that one.

[John Holmberg]

And downtown at Standup Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[Brett Vesely]

My prediction for Justin Tucker is there will be he'll pay off every all of it is going there and he's going to have this weird evangelical show that like we're supposed to forgive him or something. Because he's asking, like, because he's like, play pretending to be, you know, in love with Lord Jesus. And he's going to come out and just go, I'm a man. I make mistakes. I'm like, no, that doesn't fly. That doesn't fly. That's proof that my way's right and your way's wrong. Because if you truly believed that there was an overlord watching every move you made, you wouldn't make mistakes like that. That's not a mistake. Like when you go back for the, let's say, 14th time and you all over somebody that doesn't want you to. You're no longer making a mistake. You're making a choice. So I don't want to hear your I'm a man. I, I have pro. We're all idiots. I get that. But you're the one saying that you've got constant 24 hour surveillance from, you know, Jesus security systems, and you're still doing that. I don't believe you actually believe what you say. You do. But he'll do some evangelical TV show that'll come out later and he'll be like, see, look at me, I'm great. You guys should. It'll make you. And it's that, it's that passive aggressive way of, of when they screw up. They make us feel like if we don't forgive them, we're the bad ones. Nope. To quote Corey Taylor, I'm not Jesus. I will not forgive. I remember all those.

[Brady Bogan]

If not, he can at least go on the speaking circuit.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, that's. Well, he's going to be in one of those deals like that, that Promise Keepers guy who was, who was also throwing his seat all over the place.

[Brady Bogan]

Original.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, the ocean. Telling all these other guys how to live their lives. These downtrodden dudes who were popping in there and telling him, you're doing it wrong. I'm the one who's got all the answers. I'll help you out. And how was he saying it? Hey, I know I'm not perfect. I'm just like you. Except for I charge $85 to tell you I'm. That I'm just like you and you're sad and I take advantage of the desperate. So I'll fill a stadium and tell you, hey, you're all kind of sucky. Here's how I live my life. And then later it turned out and.

[Brady Bogan]

He filled it back up after confessing and. Yeah, because he made everybody, man, I'm weak.

[Brett Vesely]

That Is not what it is. No, you. You know who doesn't do that? North Koreans. Because they truly believe they're being watched. They know for a fact they can't on people. Cuz they're pretty sure they're being watched at all times and there's repercussions. The only people who use that garbage excuse are religious. I'm a man. I make mistakes. Yeah, I thought you were under constant surveillance though. Didn't you say that's your belief? Yeah, but I make mistakes. I wouldn't make mistakes if there's a cop behind me. I don't speed. So I don't believe your system is in play for you. For real.

[Brady Bogan]

Camera wasn't on that day, right?

[Brett Vesely]

Yes, it was. Omniscient. Omnipotent. You're the one. Those are your words. I didn't make this up. I'm not blaming you. I'm saying either stick to your guns or get out of there. We're fallible as men. Sure. 16 times you on someone who didn't want it. I think you might think that system's busted. Don't go telling me about how you believe in it again. I've always said that if your dad's in the room, Brett, if. If your dad is standing there, Kurt Vesely is standing in the room, you're like, I know he's here, but I'm a man. And you just start beating off. You'd be like, what the hell are you doing? Well, I know you're there, but I just figured since I made a mistake, just started beating off in front of the guy watching me. I don't believe you believe it. I don't believe you believe it.

[Brady Bogan]

But when it's true most of the time, what? That they don't actually believe.

[Brett Vesely]

They don't actually believe. That part they try to scare themselves with. And then they realize I'm alone right now and this lady deserves a big old batch of me. And then they fire it off on her and they're like, oops, sorry, Jesus. Yeah, it's. It's garbage. And especially the pious ones that go around and tell everybody that they're religious and they're better than you like Justin Tugger did anyway. I'm just thrilled with it. I'm thrilled with the downfall, every second of it.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe he's gonna add that to the concl tomorrow. Vote on that.

[Brett Vesely]

That could be on whether or not.

[Brady Bogan]

Justin Tucker thing on the agenda.

[Brett Vesely]

Justin Tucker should probably get a contract somewhere. I mean, what do the Dolphins have for a kicker? I don't think Justin Tucker would do very well in Miami. Those ladies. I mean, he was actually in Baltimore. Yuck. The smell alone keeps me from being. That is a. God's a wasteland, let's be honest.

[John Holmberg]

So is Cleveland or bust at this point?

[Brett Vesely]

Cleveland's in the mix because evidently they don't mind. You know, they don't mind that.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, I'm just talking about quality women, so.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. No, yeah. Well, I mean, Tucson's party is the only one with a actual.

[Brady Bogan]

There'll be some activity. They gotta wait a month. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Kick back up trying to think of which city would take him.

[John Holmberg]

Because Raiders aren't in Oakland anymore.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Because that would be a. Evidently, if the women of Baltimore make you. Cleveland's the second closest one. And then dumps are there. There's not a lot of, like, dumps. I mean, you could get into. I don't know. Like, every city has an argument that, yes, there's ladies there that'll make it. I mean, Pittsburgh's got Christina Aguilera, so, I mean, you still got one of those there.

[John Holmberg]

She's yours.

[Brett Vesely]

Cincinnati's probably up there. Although there's been a few of them river hillbillies that'll pop out like Jamie Presley now and again. Baltimore doesn't have that at all. Cleveland doesn't have that at all. Buffalo, that's in the running for, you know, gotta have low standards. Oakland maybe used to be, but they're not there anymore. Yeah, I don't know. Those are the three. Those are Justin's options right now. All the other ones are way too tempting. You think he could come to Arizona? Justin Tucker would look like a snow globe if he was in Scottsdale. Anyway, it's just a happy day. Just happy. It makes me so incredibly happy. And I can't wait for his, you know. Oh, that's the reason Tom Brennaman got in trouble. I'm a man of faith. The second he leaned on. It's like, dude, don't. And that's the. It wasn't because of what he said. It's what he said after that apology when he went down the road of, you have to. You have to forgive me. I'm a good guy. It's like, oh, Tommy, no, don't do this.

[Brady Bogan]

Now it's part of college and high school. Whenever there's a comment that somebody. The kids say, oh, that's a deep.

[Brett Vesely]

Deep drive by Castellanos. Because he blew it. I don't know if I'm ever to strap this headset on again. I mean, I'm a man of faith. I don't say there's a deep drive by Castellano. He tried to say he doesn't do that. God guides him. It's like you just called this whole city. Just own it, man. Don't ever mention it again. Pull a shaggy. Wasn't me.

[John Holmberg]

Rick James is from Buffalo. He'd fit. You know, that's kind of a fitting.

[Brett Vesely]

Rick James is from Buffalo. That's the hottest chick coming out of Buffalo.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Of all time. What? Good looking woman.

[John Holmberg]

There are no in 10 most famous Buffalo people.

[Brett Vesely]

Buffalo.

[John Holmberg]

Buffalonians or something. Mark Twain.

[Brett Vesely]

Twain's not from Buffalo, is he?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's what it says.

[Brett Vesely]

They're claiming him. I think he was from Illinois.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm roundabout related to Mark Twain.

[John Holmberg]

Green Jelly, the band that is a top tenner. That's.

[Brett Vesely]

That's over.

[John Holmberg]

Rick James.

[Brett Vesely]

As a matter of fact, Rick James just spent a weekend there.

[John Holmberg]

There you go, Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

George Hormel. George Hormel. That's Brady. Wow. Geez. Brady just. Justin Tuckered all over Buffalo. Lex Luger, the wrestler. These are the. There's no women that came from Buffalo any.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, there you go.

[Brett Vesely]

There you go. Jeffrey Jones.

[John Holmberg]

He's one principal from Ferris Bueller.

[Brett Vesely]

And then he got in trouble for touching or having child porn. Greg Olson, the world's worst basketball player. Odin or Odin. Yeah. Vincent Gallo. He was in Blue Brown Bunny.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And he got to tugging. So. Oral hersheyser, top 10.

[John Holmberg]

And then the Goo Goo Dolls are in there too.

[Brett Vesely]

Oral Hershey's is your best one.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And that's number 10.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, he's bigger than Lex Luger.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, I think I'd put Rick James above.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that's where. That's where Justin's gonna go.

[Brady Bogan]

You have to go over to Jamestown to find a woman.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I got some. Yeah. I Love Lucy stuff going on over there.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the only thing I know in that area.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Jamestown. I know the cancer hospital because my grandpa died in it. Buffalo's beautiful. I don't even know he had cancer. I think he just stopped being. Wanting to be alive when he saw Buffalo last. Like me, I was 6. And I'm like, can I get hooked up to something too? And knocked down. I don't want to. I don't want to ever open my eyes in this town again. Anyway, that's good stuff. I like it. And then I saw a story about a woman who. They're talking about this, like she disappeared 62 years ago. I forgot her name. I got it here. Audrey Back Berg disappeared from a city in central Wisconsin. She was hitchhiking with her family's babysitter. And then she was caught a bus to Indianapolis and disappeared 62 years ago. They found her last week.

[Brady Bogan]

And how old? When she was hitchhiking, like in high school?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

So she's like 80 now.

[John Holmberg]

Say, was she guarding the chalice along with the three guys from the Last Crusade or what?

[Brett Vesely]

Jews, wisely, you have chosen poorly. Nobody knew where she went or what happened to her at all. And then it says after that that it's weird. She was found alive in another state. Thanks to the fresh eyes of a deputy who took over the case in February. He recognized her. Guy's name is Isaac Hansen. Discovered an out of state arrest record that matched hers. And that triggered a series of investigative moves that led to finding her alive and safe in another state. She chose to leave the town of Reedsburg, Wisconsin on her own. She's happy, she's safe, she's secure. Yeah, she got out of there. It begs the question, though, because I was watching this and this is kind of, you know, you got to get a little meta with yourself here. Don't go with your first initial response, which everybody says you never stop. When do you quit looking? 62 years. I mean, when do you quit seriously looking? It's not like a silver alert where you just look at. Look at the cars.

[John Holmberg]

55 years ago.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Give it a couple years just to be nice. I thought the same thing, but somewhere between seven and 13 or 14 years. And I'm like, I don't know, it's just gonna be bad news or she doesn't want to be around.

[John Holmberg]

Right. And either way.

[Brett Vesely]

And that was the case.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Turns out she didn't want to see you.

[John Holmberg]

She want to be in Wisconsin. I don't blame her.

[Brett Vesely]

If Mathias left and was like a. And you didn't know where she went. You'd look for a bit.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And then it Always have it in the back of your mind, but when do you start dating again? Christmas. Yeah, probably right after Christmas. Right around Christmas. Like, I gotta get. This is a lonely time of year.

[Brady Bogan]

The week before is great, great timing.

[Brett Vesely]

And you're gonna get some serious sympathy ass. Like, I don't know she's dead, or she ran away. I don't know what's going on. And then you find out after all that looking that she just moved to Indianapolis just to get away from you. You've wasted your whole life searching for somebody that didn't want to be with you.

[Brady Bogan]

And not one relative that she wanted to contact. Like, I liked my aunt.

[Brett Vesely]

She dodged or whatever.

[Brady Bogan]

All of them contact anybody they thought.

[Brett Vesely]

She was missing for 62 years turns up just fine. I'm good. Like, what? Did you ever want to contact anyone? If I did, I would have. I did not. So then you got to go back to the other family. The real story here is the initial family. How long did they kick high grass looking for her bones, wasting their life?

[Brady Bogan]

What caused her to run away?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, because this selfish broad decided she's getting out of Dodge. And if it was something where it was criminal or there was an uncle doing terrible stuff, wouldn't she have said to this guy, 62 years later, hey, his uncle. His uncle Dave still around? It's like, no, he died years ago. Good. That guy used to do terrible stuff to me. Then the story comes out. That's why she left. She's fine. Just didn't want to be there anymore.

[Brady Bogan]

She get married, have kids?

[Brett Vesely]

Whole life? Yeah, Totally normal life down there in Indiana.

[John Holmberg]

Her daughter, she went from Wisconsin to Indiana.

[Brett Vesely]

I know. That's how bad it was in Wisconsin. Listen, man, I didn't say she was smart.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's obvious.

[Brett Vesely]

But it made me question, how long do I look before I start looking silly?

[John Holmberg]

Couple years.

[Brett Vesely]

And then a couple years is a serious look. Then that weird, kind of every fifth weekend or anniversaries, you light some candles.

[John Holmberg]

Then it turns into Jimmy Hoffa. Yeah, it might still be out there, but, you know, I don't know where she went.

[Brett Vesely]

Terrible tragedy. What if she turns up? I've moved on. It's the. It's Castaway. He was only gone for four years. She looked for long enough. Now, in her story, you. The assumption was pretty strong that no plane was never going to be found, but. Or maybe they did. They never really got in that and cast away did they find the black box and no bodies. What did they find from the FedEx plane and castaway? But not only did she move on, she got married again. She had a kid. I mean, Helen Hunt's character in Castaway got right back to it. Now, again, he didn't just disappear so plain.

[Brady Bogan]

They were pretty sure, pretty positive he did not survive this.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you can start dating again a couple months after the FedEx plane. Had he just disappeared? When do you stop looking? Looking. And I say, brett's right. You got a full year. Like that's what Scott Peterson screwed up. You know, he's making phone calls A couple weeks later to the other chick. That's why he's in jail right now, because the other girl. And he was lying to her on recorded phone calls about how he was in Paris watching fireworks for New Year's Eve when really was kicking high grass, looking for that wife's head. And we hope to find Lacy. We hope to find her today. Now everybody puts their heads down and look in the ground, in the high grass and see if we can actually do this. They never believed, never had any faith. Nobody ever looked in the trees like she was up in the trees. They always looked down on the assumption that she was laying somewhere. They never actually look in the Walmarts. They never. Whenever they're looking for somebody missing. That press conference always makes me laugh. And we're gonna hold out hope. We're never gonna stop. All right, now let's walk around this field, because she could be hiding anywhere. It's like she's not there if she's not alive, if she's. Nobody ever looks at the Kmart. Nobody ever goes to Safeway. She behind this. They know deep down where to look. Some field somewhere.

[Brady Bogan]

Or the neighbor, one block over.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. Does anyone have a basement? They knock on his door, you want to help a. Hey, Jeff. What do you crackers want? That's what it was in Cleveland. Just curious. We could see your basement. I got a basement. He's got a basement. We know he's got a basement. I work for the city. I know the whole layout.

[Brady Bogan]

Never thought it would be in that tarped backyard.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, we had Elizabeth Smart. Elizabeth Smart and that weird. Well, that was the key to that Visqueen backyard. They had all those blue tarps and was like. Has anybody thought to check under the tarps? No. She's got, like, a little tea set, some furniture. There she is. It was Elizabeth Smart, the one that was like, a tenth of a mile from the backyard of the house she got stolen from. But they had her in San Diego for a little while, too. Yeah. Walking around.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. They did a little trip.

[Brett Vesely]

Met and I guess you had a nice little vacation, but, yeah, I guess that's it. I'm with you, Brett. A year of, like, solid. I'm never gonna stop. And then people stop paying attention to you.

[Brady Bogan]

But feel free to go longer. I mean, sure, sure, you.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no, there's no.

[John Holmberg]

There's not a hard cut.

[Brett Vesely]

But for you, deep down, you have it in the back of your head. You never stop looking. But after a couple years, you just kind of start going, I'm not gonna look as much. I'm gonna look.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what, honey? I'm gonna give you 30 days, all right? I'm just.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that turns into the Easter keg hunt once a year. You know, I mean, it's.

[Brett Vesely]

Then it's an anniversary. I'm gonna go out and kick some high grass today and see if we can. And you're looking for terrible stuff when you're in those high grass hunts. Holding hands with the whole city, making that we are the world line. She'll just kicking high grass. Gosh, I hope we find her. I'm like, I hope we don't find her like this. Can we look? Like, how can we never look at the beach or anything? Like, where is she? Like, upright, having fun.

[Brady Bogan]

Go the OJ Route. Might be on a golf course.

[Brett Vesely]

Hey, he looked at a lot of golf courses for the real killers. Now, that guy was searching for the people who did it. And you know what? He was right. They were on a golf course. They were actually in his cart with him. They were him. So, yeah, it's a weird thing, but, yeah. I watched a lot of murder shows, and it seems like the whole search party thing dries up. And that's when you know, because, like, the neighbors stop looking after about a month and a half, you get your whole community in on it for about 45 days, and then they start falling off naked lives. Then you're stuck by yourself, putting up things on telephone poles. And then after a while, it's like, I don't. If she's out there, I don't think if she'd come back. I think she's been trafficked. And then you work for an organization to try to stop human trafficking, try to stop it from happening again. You stop looking for that person, you start trying to help the next one.

[John Holmberg]

You start a TV show and beat John Walsh.

[Brett Vesely]

But he already knew his kid wasn't around. He found him in the high grass. That was the first time I ever saw that work. We're gonna find Adam. And they're, like, over here. Like, oh, my God, they did it. He's in the high grass. Never do they look on the beach, like, maybe she's playing Frisbee. Nope, never. They hold out hope, but they never look in spots that are hopeful. Not at the mall. They're never, like, a casual corner. She's over here.

[John Holmberg]

This guy wants to know how long. Boss Moto's looking for Chiba hut Kirby.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, he'd look for Kirby forever. But the first kids are different. I'm talking about like a loved one. Kids are obligated to because you can get in trouble for that. And plus they probably think you did something. Kids go missing. Oh, the search. You stop the physical search, but you just mentally, you're always looking and watching.

[Brady Bogan]

The movies and some of those, you know, physical, you know, especially if it's like kidnapped or whatever.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

If you haven't heard in three days, it's over. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Taken. If it wasn't for Liam Neeson, those girls were in trouble. If they had a different dad, they'd still be on that boat doing stuff, whatever. That drugged up yachting. Yeah. I gotta hand it to the girl from Taken. Taken too. She wanted to travel again. The last time. That was the last time I'm going anywhere. Taken too. And she's like, we need a vacation. Like you want to get on a plane and go somewhere again. Where? Overseas. I don't think you want to leave the house ever again.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm just kind of cooped up. I feel like getting out. You do remember last time. It kind of put me in a bad spot.

[Brady Bogan]

Dollywood. That's it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. We're going to Branson again. I'll keep my eyes on you and Branson. The Ozarks are for our family. Although they do have a lot of high grass. Anyway, 62 years, they found her. And I don't even know if I'd be happy if I was. If I. If I'm 80 and I've been missing somebody for 62 years and they showed up, I'd be like, well, I don't know. You. What the do you want?

[Brady Bogan]

So is it alive?

[Brett Vesely]

Huh?

[Brady Bogan]

You know, I mean, who's left?

[Brett Vesely]

Good question. I didn't follow up on it that far. I just know that she was.

[Brady Bogan]

Because it have to be a. Maybe a younger brother.

[John Holmberg]

Not a parent.

[Brett Vesely]

Sister, more than likely not a parent.

[Brady Bogan]

Although close.

[John Holmberg]

It'd be a hundred and change.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Maybe it was Wisconsin. She might have been the product of a 16 year old mother.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I mean, it's the thing. 27.

[Brett Vesely]

Huh. She's probably 80, so 16 would be about as far as you want to go. Unless you go 14. That makes her 94.

[John Holmberg]

That is Wisconsin.

[Brady Bogan]

So, you know, because I mean, 60 bunnies, 86.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I'm saying. But if you're 80, Brady, you want your mom to be about 14 or 15 years older than you or. Brett's right. She's going to be a crypt keeper in her hundreds. If her mom wasn't 16, 14, 15 or 16, she is not going to be happy. And you don't want to really surprise her with. We found her because she was 20ish. She's like late teens.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay.

[Brett Vesely]

So even if she's mid teens, I didn't see the age. Even if she's mid teens, she's like 14 or 15. She's still 78.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Which mean her parents are mid to high 90s or 100, you know?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. And you're not. Hey, guess who I found to. To a 95 year old. I don't remember. Right. Of course your parents don't care to see you. And neither did you, by the way. We're not gonna go. We're not gonna pay for your flights to go up and see them. You 62 years. You had a chance to reach out.

[John Holmberg]

Call Oprah.

[Brett Vesely]

She'd love that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Anyway, got me, got me wondering.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the grandkids. I don't think you know, let alone parents, siblings even. Are they making it that she's got her own grandkids? Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Nobody remembers her. There's cousins that I'm like, oh, yeah. And I. It's been like 10 years. Forgot about that one.

[John Holmberg]

Who's that one again?

[Brett Vesely]

That's Doug. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot. Is that the one? What is that one? The 1234. Holy Christ. How about that? I think last time I saw him, they were eight. You know, you never know, but. Yeah, I don't know. They had to quit kicking the grass years ago. And then when's the first time you go out to dinner and like, enjoy yourself? It's. There's a long process back. Do you ever find your daughter? Nah. We look on anniversaries and like, holidays and stuff. You treat it like most people treat church. Well, we look on Easter and Christmas and then on her birthday. We're not doing much. It's been 54 years. You think you're ever gonna find her? I don't know. We'll hold out hope, but at this.

[John Holmberg]

Point, 54 years don't care.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I'm Jay Cutler and it's 54 years.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll meet more people.

[John Holmberg]

Don't care.

[Brett Vesely]

At this point, there's been plenty of folks I've run into. I'll just play pretend they're you, and then that door swings open. Mom, dad, it's me. Well, ain't this a bitch. You know how much time I wasted looking for you? It's a long, long life. So. Spent a whole decade looking for her, dumbass. She was in Indianapolis. We Never thought to look there.

[Brady Bogan]

She met Larry Bird and French Lick.

[Brett Vesely]

She was down there in Indy playing high school ball with the boys. Yeah, we looked in grass for you. Did you ever look for me as a person who might be alive? No. Mostly with our heads down, looking for bones. That's how you look for people. We had a psychic take us to a dump once we got Thought we found you. It was a dog. Let's get a wake up song. And if you've got a missing person in your life, never give up hope. Who knows, six decades from now, they might come creeping back into your life asking for cash. And you have every right to go. You need to get the out of here again. New disappear. What if they come back in their dicks? I'm like, oh, man, it was better when they were gone. Over the last 60 years, they've turned into real jerks. Wake us up. 585-9800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Toledo]

You thought that was funny?

[Brett Vesely]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Can you pd? I might have the worst granola timing of ever. Sorry. About that. Thank you, Katie. And the Hobbs Miles to Nowhere theme song once again. Beautiful. A lot of emails this morning already. Did anyone catch that during the talk about missing people? Especially the girl from Taken? Brady actually bright sided that thing and said, well, at least she's yachting. You know what? That's true. If Kirby got stolen, you know, taken style, you'd look for a while. But if you found out later that she was on a yacht with a chic and like, you know, enjoying charcuterie. That's a real rose colored glasses way to think of things, Brady. You weren't gonna get her a yacht anytime soon. She doesn't look like she's gonna be living the yacht life. You know, maybe against her will. Maybe. You know, sometimes I didn't want to go out on the boat when I was a kid. My dad made me. Isn't it the same? According to Brady, it is a little different.

[Brady Bogan]

Not much a little.

[Brett Vesely]

But I mean, look, look, if I was kidnapped, drugged, and they're dragging me around and they took the hood off my head and I was in a yacht, this could be worse.

[Brady Bogan]

Better being in that building where that. Sure. Where they were all drugged out.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Weird sex nest it was. I don't want that. You're right. Right. You put me on the boat and ALS Matt. The story of ALS Matt is strong. And that was in the heart of when we were getting all those letters and weird things. That one guy, what was his name? The one that ended up dead in Kansas City. That ALS Matt. Oh, yeah. What was this thing? Gary. Gary. Okay. Yeah, Gary. Yeah. Because Gary emailed after we met ALS Matt last year and found out ALS Matt got diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, then found out his wife was hosing a cook at the Texas Grill, giving. Giving him the goods. Found it on her phone when his hand still worked and got her like. That's a tough month. Oh, man, you've got Lou Gehrig's disease. And also check your wife's phone because there's wiener shots. So then Gary does the same thing, finds wiener shots of his neighbor in his wife's mouth. And the neighbor had the nerve to go to the hospital he was dying in in Kansas City.

[Brady Bogan]

Remember neighbor also saved his life?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. The neighbor was the one found him wandering around. I forgot him.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, on the lawn.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. The neighbor was the one who's like, oh. And so he's found him because he was waiting to wave the wife over to his house to say, hey, I'm Home.

[Brady Bogan]

Give me clear.

[Brett Vesely]

Give me a quick BJ before this dude because he had cannons something fierce. Anyway, Gary's dead and it's because. Not because of als, Matt, but that's why we know about him. Yeah, Als met. Saw him at the. At the U Fest on Saturday and there he was. And I gave him a big hug and couldn't understand him. He's at that point now where the words are no good. But he says, he emails and he says, good morning. I'm going to try for those Disturbed tickets you're giving away. So if I get through. Drew, give me a second because I'll have to give the phone to someone who can talk. That is some. You know, I know people who have every ounce of skill in their bodies don't have that kind of ambition to get things done. You got some go getter in you there, Matt.

[Brady Bogan]

That would be a heck of an interview, too.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man. If Als Matt got to chat with Disturbed. Brett, you just hold the mic. Yeah, I meant we'll be giving that away later this morning. Another chance for you guys to go meet disturbed, hang out. May 15th is next. Next Thursday. And you guys. Is that right? Thursday? Yeah. Okay. You get to go to the show. First of all, you're going to get VIP treatment there. You go backstage with Brett. You get to interview the band, you get some all sorts of prizes and things like that, and you're going to hang out with them. Then pictures with the band. All that you get. You get to be part of the backstage experience with Disturbed. Not necessarily just milling around. They're going to have purpose for you. And those moments are. Those are still pretty cool.

[John Holmberg]

Those backstages are cool. Our backstage is kind of like, all.

[Brett Vesely]

Right, well, they're backstage, so generally backstage sucks. Yeah. But the meet and greets and the stuff like that, when it's one on one and it's not a cattle call are pretty cool. And Disturb's giving you stuff and they're gonna. They're taking this one super seriously. It's the 25th anniversary of the down with the Sickness album, and they're like, you guys want a bunch of stuff? I'm like, sure. And like, you want to bring somebody with you. Absolutely. This was their thing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

We didn't even pitch this. They asked us if we wanted. I don't know if they're doing this in every city, but they were like, like, because the email, the letter starts with. Okay, Kup, here's what we've got for you. What do you think?

[John Holmberg]

And it's like, yeah, I talked to management yesterday.

[Brett Vesely]

Last week.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And they were pretty much. Are they doing it everywhere?

[John Holmberg]

He didn't say.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

But it doesn't sound like it sounds like this is kind of a special thing because him and Larry are kind of tight.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. So is it. What's his name?

[John Holmberg]

Aaron.

[Brett Vesely]

Aaron. Okay. He's great. Oh, yeah. Okay. So this is just ours. Yeah. Because I got that same thing with Metallica when. When they let me talk to Robert and the guy who ran the blackened whiskey.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And he's basically like, whatever you guys need.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, Aaron's the best. Well, this is pretty cool. That makes it even better. Yes. Because Aaron and that company that runs this kind of stuff, managing the bands and the tours you are. You are going to. They're a bigger deal than the band. Aaron gets everything. The band has to ask Aaron if they can go play. So that's awesome. Well, this is even better then. And it's. The whole value of what we're giving you is like 1600 bucks. And that's just tickets and stuff. I don't know what the value of meeting the band to you would be, but it's going to be great. So Als. Matt might be back there, and he might be one of the qualifiers. We'll do that a little later this morning. And thank you to Disturbed and Aaron. Man, that dude's been great to us. What a guy. All right. People are asking me, john, did you hear about the Minnesota mom that called that African American kid the N word at a park like I did? And then you look. And I feel for every black person listening right now, because this isn't fair. $680,000 have been raised for that kid. I know there's black people out there listening right now. You've been called that word by somebody before, and you didn't get paid 700 grand. I mean, I know it's bad when cracker goes nuts and starts throwing the bomb, but if it came with 700.

[John Holmberg]

Grand, say it all day long.

[Brett Vesely]

Anything you want. Just don't call me late for court. She admitted to using a racial slur against a kid. $700,000.

[Brady Bogan]

Just randomly did the. Did they have.

[Brett Vesely]

Now, hold on a sec.

[Brady Bogan]

Was there a fight?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know if she.

[Brady Bogan]

She's throwing it out there.

[Brett Vesely]

She said she used a racial slur against a child. Has received $700,000 in donations in an online fundraiser. This reads as. I just read the headline. This reads as if she got the money. Shiloh Hendricks identified him. Identified herself as the woman in the video that showed her being confronted by a man asking if she'd called that child that worse, she not only conceded that she had used the term, she repeated the slur. In the filming. Hendrix alleges the child took items from her son's bag. The guy recorded the video that he saw Hendrix in the small. Like the. Got the racial slur out there and Omar and the child has. The kid has autism too, and they know the boy's parents and stuff, and they were supervising the other three children. Hendrix give Send go fundraising page said the child stole from her 18 month old son's diaper bag, experienced great turmoil along with her family. Is she getting the money? It says Hendrick said on the site that she needs to relocate and that her social. Yeah, hold on. I read this wrong. I just assumed it went to the boy. This. The racist gets the money. Oh, my God. This is easy. Sometimes when you use. Sometimes when you use the N word, you get $700,000 if you just feel like you've been victimized because your life got canceled. My uncles deserve millions. Wait, she gets the money? Who's donating to this? It's not fair.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it her kid that's autistic? No, the kid that she was calling.

[Brett Vesely]

I just saw the thing because people have been emailing me the headlines. I'm like, yeah, I saw this. I saw this the other day. I didn't pay much mind to it. I kind of threw a Brady angle at it. Like, yeah, yeah, Ye n word stories are dime a dozen in this country. I don't want $700,000 makes. Well, hold on a second. Somebody's getting paid for it. And I didn't realize that she's the one getting the money till right now. And that's not right.

[Brady Bogan]

What's going on here?

[Brett Vesely]

How about we do this? We have a fundraiser off the kid who got called the word and the lady, and she's got to stop and give him a chance to catch up. Up. And whoever gets the most by Friday at noon wins both jackpots. You know what? This is going to start. A slew of people calling each other terrible words on video, trying to raise money and stuff. Why? I've got a few African American friends, and I think if I put a crazy mustache and a wig on and kind of undercover bossed it a little bit. Bit. Threw the bomb at them, we would go viral. And we split that cash in the end, I think they'd be for it. 680 grand to say it. And you're not Allowed to say that when. Even when somebody at a playground goes through your purse or your kids back. How about that? Now this one smells. This one smells like everyone's in cahoots. Who even thinks to raise money for themselves after they got caught on tape doing that?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't know. That's crazy.

[Brett Vesely]

Did you call that kid that? I did. And I have to change my entire life because of it. Isn't that terrible? I should get paid for this. My God, the kid was five. You might not have known it was somebody else's. Back. Back. How about that story? I know that one. This one. This one has a little Jesse Smolet attached to it. If you ask me, I think those families are in cahoots. She's sort of a young blonde lady. And then, you know, you get another guy in there going, hey, how you doing? Shiloh. Her name's Shiloh. So she strips my guess. I'm just throwing out there some. Some ideas that John has. Dude comes over and says, if I film you calling that kid a horrible word, we'll go viral. I'll take your sweet fat ass some other city. We'll raise money for you for having to leave. I'm in on it.

[John Holmberg]

Here, have another Hennessy talk.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, she's got pictures like, you know.

[John Holmberg]

She got big fat ass.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I don't know. She got. I haven't seen her whole body. She's shots. Look her up. Shiloh Hendricks. And see. Man, oh, man, that story took a turn right in the middle of me telling it.

[Brady Bogan]

Huh? Even knowing the how. How it went down, everything. But now she says her. Since she. Her address and.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes, you got to change.

[Brady Bogan]

I gotta relocate.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

680.

[Brett Vesely]

680. Then you get people who argue it. Ah, come on. Did you use the hard R? You still can't do it. He's five. And you certainly shouldn't get 700 grand for it. I have to relocate. Yeah, because you're not supposed to do that. And plus there's cameras. And then you told the guy filming it. Did you do that? Sure did. I said to that kid right there, it's not fair that you guys are gonna kick me out of town. I've got to leave Rochester now. Had people sent money. This guy, unnamed, says white people are tired of it. John. What? Said there was another one, reversed, where somebody got $500,000 because a white kid got stabbed. Those are totally different things. Said the guy filming was also a pedo. Shouldn't have been at the park with kids. I don't Know if that's true or not. Boy, this whole thing takes turns.

[Brady Bogan]

Evidently, they couldn't get a modern picture of Wabasha, Minnesota. Looks like it's still Halloween.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, well, you know, they did have the pumpkin patch still set up. She's all right. I don't think she's going to, you know, attract.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

Huh. Well, let me go on record as saying I don't think you should get paid for saying that. I don't really care what the circumstances are. And also, if someone is filming you and saying, did you just say that? You say, no, you just lie about it. It. Yeah. If you're. If you're nasty enough to say that word, you're also nasty enough to throw a lie out of it.

[Brady Bogan]

Silver Lake.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, he's gonna go to Idaho with the rest of them. That's it. I'm taking my 700 grand. I'm going to Coeur d' Alene. That problem won't happen there at all. Man, what a story. Anyway, you're not supposed to get paid for that. I thought it was the other way around. And I thought, well, we're gonna have some scams flying all over the place. If you can get 700 grand for getting called that, I'd be happy to split that with anybody and kind of move from town to town like the Incredible Hulk used to. Just spewing out terrible words, going viral and having to move to another small town.

[John Holmberg]

You don't like me when I'm angry.

[Brett Vesely]

It's that same guy that did it in Buffalo just did it in St. Louis. I have to go out with my hobo sack of 700 grand. I said again, and I got paid for it. I travel the earth just calling people and then we split the money. I'm not racist, but I'd be all about that. If somebody was in cahoots with me, if changed my identity all the time, I'd be like the fugitive. What a story. And that's the thing. Everybody keeps saying the black guy stabbed a white guy at a beach and they raised 500,000 for him. So if that's happening, everybody should get paid. Well, we're way too many people are using fundraisers as ways to make themselves feel better about situations that are uncomfortable. There's way too many cash grabs that are out there that, you know, help one side and, like, turn into these race baiting things. This guy says, I was confused when I heard about it too. Story's like a rabbit hole. The lady supposedly was tired of being stolen From. From lashed out. The guy filming was accused of being in a gang rape with minors in it. Then a race war starts. Everybody's upset about the story and raising money they're donating because of the thing on the beach. There's too much going on. There's just too much going on. There's a pedophile with a camera at this park. This story's deep.

[Brady Bogan]

I just. I was checking if she had Instagram.

[Brett Vesely]

Or something and I think just some pictures of her. Yeah, I'm sure she shut that down.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it's private. You have to request a follow. But sure, I think this is her. It says, free speech is not illegal. And then underneath there's a GoFundMe.

[Brett Vesely]

No, it's not. But yeah, free speech isn't illegal, but it's. It's not without repercussions. Yeah, I don't know if there's a dude with it. That's a bad park, I'll tell you that. You got racist. You got pedophiles with cameras. Everybody kept sending me this story. I'm like, what 700 grand? I'm like, that's worth getting called that. I read the first line. I'm like, wait, she's getting the money. This is craziness. What is going on at that park? And by the way, you take your Instagram down, If you just take your Instagram, it's not going to be good. There's no. The comments are not going to be on your side. And the ones that are, you really don't want to get to know. Also, I can probably guess your past, so I'm pretty sure I can get into any of your accounts. Pretty sure. I know your favorite word. You fired off to five year olds. But yeah, if money's gonna start flowing over racial stuff, that's not gonna discourage it. That's gonna be a wild encouragement. And it's also gonna cause a lot of people like me to get in cahoots with other people who are like, you call me this, I'll call you, I'll let you stab me. We'll raise a couple million bucks. We'll have our own little one on one race riot. The two of us will walk away giggling like we just hit the jackpot on Wheel of Fortune.

[John Holmberg]

Plot, plot twist. She has Tourette's. Just kidding.

[Brett Vesely]

That would be better. Wow. Anyway, so that's hovering over us today as well. And speaking of Brady's yachting thing, did you guys see that Lamborghini?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

All those influencers and then everybody's Giving them heat because the boat was sinking. But they wouldn't stop doing pictures on the instances on the rescue boat.

[Brady Bogan]

Also, the one, you know, made sure her Mac book was safe.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

And the other one had a 350 bottle. 350 bottle of champagne.

[Brett Vesely]

Good. Yeah. That's what everyone would do in a sinking boat.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I understand why. What do you think's gonna happen with influencers on a boat that you know, it's real dangerous. What's going to happen?

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. What's going to happen if you and I survive a boat wreck? We're taking pictures.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. While it's going down.

[Brett Vesely]

And if it's not gurgling fast like the second half of the Titanic, if we're just standing on a bobber and I'm like we're going to make it. I'm taking a few pictures there and then I'm going to take some celebratory pictures on the lifeboat.

[Brady Bogan]

It doesn't make me mad. I laugh at that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. They're getting heat. They're getting mocked for posing for selfies while their 5 million dollar Lamborghini yacht sank.

[Brady Bogan]

Eleven of them have been made. That's a total. What do you mean on those. That boat.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, that boat.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. They only made 11.

[Brett Vesely]

I didn't know Lamborghini made boats.

[Brady Bogan]

Conor McGregor has one. He bought one in 2021 for 3.6 mil.

[Brett Vesely]

Sounds like they didn't do a very good job on that one. Yeah. Well, I mean if they've only made 11, high percentage of those boats are sinking.

[John Holmberg]

They're still under warranty.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Out of 11, if 1s get a huge percentage of your boats that you made there that are not working right. They had a bunch of people on it and they're giving these people grief.

[Brady Bogan]

63Ft long.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. It's huge. It was great. But they're like, look at this. Influencers taking p. They can't stop. I'm like, I'd be taking. I'd be taking pictures of my beautiful self too. If I got off that Lamborghini yacht, I'd be chronicling that entire event.

[Brady Bogan]

How many you go girls heard, you.

[Brett Vesely]

Know, I don't think they say that. I don't think the young. I think that's. That would be a bunch of 40 year old ladies.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

That's Gilbert Brady. You've been a Gilbert too long. You still.

[Brady Bogan]

We don't know how old influence they.

[Brett Vesely]

Influence are not in their 40s. You're again, you're too long in Gilbert. The moms think they're influencers.

[Brady Bogan]

There's so many 40 year old influencers.

[Brett Vesely]

And yes there are. And they're all on your street. We don't have those in the normal society. You in Paradise Valley can split your 40 year old moms in their in their daughter's jeans countless amount of times. The only place you hear I fit in my daughter's jeans. We can share clothes is Gilbert and they. Yeah, they think they influence.

[John Holmberg]

It's an Arcadia thing too, isn't it?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh yeah. These girls are not in their 40s and they're not saying you go girl. Good lord. Is that the rescue boat?

[Brady Bogan]

That's the Geez Louise slowly sinking.

[Brett Vesely]

If I look like this one, I'm.

[John Holmberg]

Joining the Coast Guard.

[Brett Vesely]

I would never stop taking pictures of myself if I was hurt.

[John Holmberg]

I'm joining the Coast Guard today.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I'm gonna shoot down Lamborghini boats from now on.

[Brady Bogan]

But the good Samaritan that also swooped in on to help him off.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I'd be following this boat all over.

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady Bogan]

Brett, look up Reagan Hartley. She was former Miss America competitor. She's the one that saved the bottle of booze.

[Brett Vesely]

Right, and why wouldn't you? You think people on the Titanic weren't grabbing their possessions? Of course they were.

[Brady Bogan]

We give everybody grief for this Tequila.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, class. Azul is good. Well, it's overrated, but it is good. It's not like 1942 or anything. You're not bringing up the good stuff. But there's better ones than that. Even.

[Brady Bogan]

Worse saving.

[Brett Vesely]

But Azul is an expensive one.

[Brady Bogan]

Not a hard save.

[Brett Vesely]

No, you just grab the bot. What are we going to take off the boat? What you brought. Brought class. A zoo. Couple of those. Couple of those. Look, we can give influencers a hard time for taking pictures of their food and stuff, but when you survive a Lamborghini yacht wreck, I want some photographs of that. That's when I need you guys snapping pictures. Unfortunately, very few of them snap pictures of the actual wreck. Just their asses. Which turns out to be pretty great, too. Yeah, this is a girl. We're looking at pictures. She was on the. The boat.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she was with the booze.

[Brett Vesely]

She's the one that took the bottle. That's smart.

[John Holmberg]

I think that's the broad nut.

[Brett Vesely]

Is it the one with the ass out?

[John Holmberg]

It might be.

[Brett Vesely]

Either way, keep snapping those shots. Yeah, that might be her. I don't know. A lot of them look alike.

[Brady Bogan]

She's getting a lot of coverage.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, but. Yeah. I can't believe, like, the news was that last night on Channel 3. They're just shaking their heads. This. What a ridiculous. Like you'd be taking pictures. Everybody remember when Sully Sullenberger landed that plane and everybody's on the wing. You think people wouldn't have been taking photos and videos of that if it was today? We just barely had iPhones back then. There's still some people with modern technology. You've got some shots of people on the wing. You break your phone up for that stuff. Think of all the dumb things you actually like. You guys were filming a homeless dude this morning. They're both. We break our cameras out for stuff that's rare. A Lamborghini yacht wreck. Yeah, I'm influencing that. I'm gonna be pretty. Pretty crazy with the photographs. These new meta glasses I've got.

[Brady Bogan]

What am I looking at?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. If my dogs are asleep. Funny, I'm filming that. But it's just for me. I don't put it out on social media because I don't. I think frankly, that's fairly boring that anybody. I've seen Brady's social media. It's like that's what I see. Most of your pages.

[Brady Bogan]

Ass riveting.

[Brett Vesely]

Some. No. Some sort of strange.

[John Holmberg]

One way to put it.

[Brett Vesely]

It's the worst thing in the world, going to somebody's house. Back in the day before Insta Face and all that stuff, you saw a photo album. The last thing you wanted was them to break out their pictures. This is us in Florida. You want to see? Nope. Not even a little. Yeah, it's. We take pictures of dumb stuff. Already ready. So I'm not surprised by it. But the news. Boy, they were these idiots. That's a pretty nice boat. You think they'd be concerned about their safety? I'm like, yeah, but once you're not. Once you're on the boat and your ass still looks like that now it's a new. Look at me. I just survived. That's going to get some clicks. My hot ass just got off a sinking boat. If. If Titanic looked like that, I'd still be watching that movie.

[Brady Bogan]

They had lights, fets vests on. And someone kind of said it was funny because you heard some of the crew say women and children first. Chokingly.

[Brett Vesely]

They're sure that. Yeah, that's hilarious. They're making jokes. They weren't really in peril then. It was slowly sinking. Did they get the Lambo out of the water? Probably. It was just sitting there with its nose.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they'll pull it out.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Dust it off and get them back out there.

[Brady Bogan]

The Guy said it's $5,000 to pull it out. Leave it in there. I paid 5.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm not paying 5,000 to get a boat out. Think just had. Yeah. I mean, I don't know what the weight ratio is for a boat, but 64ft, 32 people is 2. 2ft per person. That's. I think that's too many people. I think you're destined to have some balance issues when you've got. Of course, all of them weigh 108 pounds. I'm not sure what the boat had. It was overloaded. Probably too many people got in. One side ride.

[John Holmberg]

Too much silicone.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, a lot of that. Right? Well, they were bobbed in the water until they got to shore, didn't you? Well, they did.

[John Holmberg]

They didn't. If they'd have held onto the boat, that thing would have never sunk.

[Brett Vesely]

Could have gotten it to shore. Yeah, hilarious. But, yeah, that one girl taking pictures of herself on the lifeboat, Yeta Gibson was mad at that. I'm like, you need to shut up yet. That's awesome. That girl needs to chronicle every inch of the drive back in. And then they jumped right into a story of the world's hairiest teenager. Shaving her face. Like this was on purpose. Supatra Nat Sufan.

[Brady Bogan]

Irish.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep. Shaved her face. She was crowned the world's hairiest teenager, but she shaved her face. She was. A Guinness Book showed.

[Brady Bogan]

How long did that last?

[Brett Vesely]

It's like, isn't it? Isn't it? Can you imagine how itchy that had been to be shaving from your forehead down to your chin? So 10 years ago, she was named by Guinness World Records as the hairiest teenager. She's now 24. So she shaved it off because she's got that werewolf syndrome. And 50 known cases of werewolf syndrome that they know about, and they said they're measuring, like, who is the hairiest and who.

[Brady Bogan]

Wasn't there a family in Mexico for a while there?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, there she is. There's a picture of her. Look at that. Shaved it off. The fun part of that is there's 50 known. I sat next to one at a rattlers game. My friend Mark and I were calling him Wolf Boy. I mean, it was immediate. You notice. You notice Wolf Boy. And he was divided like an Oreo cook, not an Oreo. What are those? 50. 50 cookies? Those black and white cookies.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

One half of his face dead center, down the line, all hair. Other half, all face. And when Wolf Boy would look at you because we were on the skin side. Oh, that whole other half was Crazy. We were at a Rattler games, losing our mind. Wolf Boy would occasionally bump into Mark sitting in his chair. Wolf Boy touched me. You don't suppose I got it, do you? I'm like, I don't know. But we were shouting out. It was the championship game. I think that was the Mexican fan. They came up to celebrate. The Rattlers were in the championship. This was back in the early 2000s, late 90s, and we celebrated the Rattlers championship on the field with Wolf Boy. Not a single picture taken. Cause we didn't have access to it then. And it was a lot more obvious to break out that thing from Walmart, put in that giant flash stick on top and then try to sneak a photo of Wolf Boy. Couldn't do it. It's a better time because if it was today, I can't imagine how many pictures I'd have of Wolf Boy at that Rattler's game. With this, my camera on my glasses, I'd have a wall of Wolf Boy art. But if you are a Wolf Boy or one of 50 in the planet shaving it off, there's not a whole lot you can do there. It's coming back. I think you just have to embrace it. Here she is. Shaved. Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

See that picture? I didn't do a very good job.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a. That's a better job there.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, that looks nicer. Yeah, that looks like she narrowed it. This is her. Her because she can't get around the eye bags.

[John Holmberg]

She needs a new Mach 3 or something because that thing's not doing her.

[Brett Vesely]

Pit bull kind of gave up. You got to go through so many razors and it's tough to shave around the under eye. Then you got to go through that awkward phase or the patchiness. And at least I do got that stubble. I could go for a little Wolf Boy. I could get a little of that action. Put some of that DNA in me. I can't grow up here to save my ass. It's too terrible. But congratulations to Wolf Girl and to the parents of Wolf Girl. Cuz Brett, you and I don't know what that's like, but one of my fears and why I don't have a child is that it would come out wolf. It's deep fear.

[John Holmberg]

I never thought about it that way. But now you know. You're selling me.

[Brett Vesely]

I've run the list of all the things that could have gone wrong. Wolf's in there. Wolf Boy is in there. Cuz I saw one live and in person in the 90s, and I don't think I'd love anything that, like, I. I love my dogs. I've already got those. I don't want my kids to look like them, too. There's a good chance that I would have that just as a curse. That's a wolf person. Is that real?

[Brady Bogan]

They're saying the same girl.

[Brett Vesely]

The hair all the way up and down like Chewbacca. You just have to embrace it at that point and then move to the Himalayas or something. But, yeah, that's a fear of mine. So. High five. Once again, Brett. Neither of us produced wolf people, and I don't know that that's something. I think I'd have gone full Toledo's dad on that one. The doctor swings. You have a beautiful daughter. Awesome. I do have to tell you, though, she's got something called wolf boy syndrome. What's that? She's gonna be attracted to wolf boys. Nope. It's gonna be hairy from head to toe, like. All right, you can keep this one then. Is there, like, a discard pile or what do we do?

[John Holmberg]

I'd like to return this.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, this one's no good. You. Do you want to give this to Toledo? He'll. He'll keep it.

[Brady Bogan]

They say she cries for love.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure.

[Brady Bogan]

She's ready to propose to any willing man.

[John Holmberg]

I'll bet she does.

[Brett Vesely]

You know what? It's going to be a long search, sister. Any willing man? Nope. You're going to have a hard time with that. I don't know. And she's. She's a wolf person. In the worst age ever, where women don't even have pubic care. They shave everything.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And you show up like an Afghan dog.

[John Holmberg]

Should have been all right during Woodstock or something.

[Brett Vesely]

But yes, she was born in the wrong era. In the 60s, she'd have been Janis Joplin's best friend.

[Brady Bogan]

If you want an adventure in a.

[Brett Vesely]

Thai jungle, that's Janice Joplin was hairier than her in certain spots. You know it. And the amount of money on shampoo and. Oh, it's already hard enough to get your wife to leave on time with her hair. Imagine. Just terrifying. Anyway, born in the wrong time. But if I had a wolf girl, I have to say I couldn't love it. I have to give that one up, Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

That's my girl.

[Brett Vesely]

Is it?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I wish you'd have had a wolf girl.

[Brady Bogan]

We'd be traveling the world.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You'd be putting her up for show. Cuz you'd try to make money off of her smart. I guess if you're going to try to be, you know, be financially responsible with your wolf baby. Yeah. Wolf. Like a full.

[Brady Bogan]

A couple of comedy routines.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure. A patch of hair here. A little problem. No big deal. When you're full wolf boy. Ah. I can't do that.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's a tough one.

[Brett Vesely]

Is why I don't. Look. If people are going to email. You're such an. This is why I didn't have kids. Do you realize how responsible I am? Do you understand what a great thing I've done by not having kids? Because I wouldn't love one if it was a wolf boy. And that's a possibility. And I didn't want to take that chance. I didn't want a kid.

[Brady Bogan]

You're even pickier than that.

[Brett Vesely]

My nose. My nose is a very strong reality. Would end up on a girl. I saved someone from that. I wouldn't love her. She'd be horrendous looking. You're such an asshole. No. I'm a gift giver. I'm like Jesus sacrificed all that love you rave about. So I didn't give this nose to someone else. It's not fair to do. I'm a martyr. I'm probably the smartest one of you. I've looked around at most of you. You should have looked in the mirror and said, we can't make more of these. So many of you.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on, bro. Now you can fix the nose.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. Right? And then they pass that on unknowingly to another guy. Like what happened to our baby? Oh. That's my real nose. God damn it. Look. Brady. Most of the world's a Pontiac Aztec. Most people are Pontiac Aztecs. Pontiac stopped making them because they were ugly humans. Take note. Stop this assembly line of growth and start looking in the mirror and going, I can't push this on someone else. This is terrible. Terrible. I did it. Brett's a handsome man. He did it. He's more selfish than me. He did it just because he doesn't want kids. Nope. I don't want him to look like me. Terrible. What if they look like Megan? What if they didn't? It's a 50. 50 proposition. You're right. Can have a beautiful little lady. What if we had a boy that looked like her? It would be terrible. Terrible. Chances are my DNA is pretty strong.

[John Holmberg]

She'd rather play the odds in Vegas than play the odds.

[Brett Vesely]

Look, these odds are visually in Vegas. I can't see the dealer's cards. Every morning. I look up and see the dealer's cards and go. You should make another one of these. This is where it dies. Can't pass on this kind of ugly. And be proud of yourself, Daddy. Oh, Christ. What to do. Can all the boys at school think I would. I would marry any willing man. Great. Yeah, that's my fault. I'm sorry I gave you that schnoz. And this chin you're. We got to paint your forehead white so birds don't fly into it.

[Brady Bogan]

I rolled the dice.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you. You are irresponsible. You're lucky that your DNA is not strong. It's weak. Weak like a woman put it out there. She grabbed hold of Ronnie's chromosomes, made people normal human beings. Now if you tried it again, you made another one of you be like, what'd you do to this kid? All the problems.

[Brady Bogan]

You're welcome, world.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right, another one. The last thing I need is the doctor to be a dj. Khaled looks at my kid and looks at and goes, another one. Just hear that dull thud in the bottom of that hospital delivery room trash can. This was my mistake never to be spoken of again. Brett just does it. Cuz he's a jerk. Really. That's about it. I'm selfish too, but I'm actually thoughtful towards the child's.

[Brady Bogan]

He's glad he did because he was getting close.

[Brett Vesely]

Close both.

[Brady Bogan]

At one time, there was a chance slightly happy. It did. It didn't take much.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh yeah. This guy says, did you also have a fear your daughter might grow up and look like dua lipa? No, not even close. Do you understand how science works at all? I can't make a dua lipa. I am the Lex Luthor to the Superman of DNA making a dua lipa. I am the one that causes the opposite. There's nothing dua lipa coming out of my wang. Now could I charm a dua lipa? Perhaps. But I'm certainly not gonna make one of my own. If Dua lipa and I had have a kid. You know when you see celebrities and they have kids and the kid's ugly, you're like, oh, plastic surgery really fooled us because that's what they're supposed to look like. Those Kardashian kids.

[John Holmberg]

I was just gonna say there's.

[Brett Vesely]

They luckily look a little more like Kanye than Kim. And then the. The big one is Jay Z and Beyonce. I don't know what they made. Blue Ivy is like, they're trying. Once she turns 18, I guarantee you there's going to be some work done to get Some of that Jay Z off of her.

[John Holmberg]

The Chewbacca. I mean Chloe and Mark. Did they have one?

[Brett Vesely]

I've seen their kids.

[John Holmberg]

Okay?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know. But it's irresponsible to be horrendous and make babies.

[John Holmberg]

The TV is wigging out.

[Brett Vesely]

I know. I saw that. Now think of Pontiac. Are you a Pontiac Aztec? Or are you one of those Lamborghini yachts? Lamborghini yachts? You should be allowed to do it. If aliens show up and see a bunch of Pontiac Aztecs, they're going to bomb us.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll move on.

[Brett Vesely]

More people need to be like me.

[Brady Bogan]

Although no threat.

[Brett Vesely]

Just be self aware enough to recognize that you're going to wreck someone's life by giving them your face. And I knew it. What's crazy about it is every time I mention that my face is too ugly to pass on to the next generation, women yell at me. You're an asshole. Did you hear what I said? This is pretty tough admission for me. Such a jerk. Why? You wouldn't love a child if it looked like you. Precisely. Yes, I agree. That's awful. Why? Why what? I'm too ugly to make a kid's life bad? What are you telling me I'm bad for? Isn't that good? Shouldn't matter what they look like. Why do you wear makeup? I hate you so much.

[John Holmberg]

Why do you wear a push up?

[Brett Vesely]

Why are you wearing a push upper on makeup if it doesn't matter how you look? You're an. I don't know how. I'm getting heat anyway. I should. There should be statues made of me and then eggs thrown at me. It in honor of ugly guys who made the right choice. At least he didn't make more babies. Egg to the face. Trust me, you can't miss. The nose will grab it. Get caught in the gravitational pull of this thing. I don't get it. Brady. You got lucky. He didn't make some sort of weird little girl troll of you. Yuck. We stopped smart. Yeah. Oh yeah. No, you. You got. We got a. Got a one of height and length and. Oh, you're good there. Imagine. Let's try again. And a girl. Brady came out. Oh my God. Tragedy. Oh, the poor kid. And she'd be all dopey and happy like you just look at her. And then she'd leave the room. We'd all laugh. That would be her whole life. Luckily, that didn't happen. Kirby's case. She got mom's DNA and her family and everything else stayed far, far away from you like the sperm were trying to touch the eggs. Like not that one. Yuck. No. Come on, let's unite eggs.

[Brady Bogan]

I brought some red hot one found.

[Brett Vesely]

Got some Frank sauce. Yeah. The sperms that had Frank's red hot were the ones that Ronnie's egg dodged. That one just wants eggs. This one's actually got a purpose at 7:35. What do you got in the big board of musical treats there, Burke?

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's going into convulsions right now.

[John Holmberg]

I can't show you the screen. So we got on the list Mammoth's latest one. The end. Avenge Sevenfold Coming home, Fozzie Spotlight, Stone sour Say you'll haunt me, Ozzy. Miracle man for Justin tucker. Ministry Psalm 69 for Justin. ACDC big balls, poppy spit, System of a down Intervision, Dorothy Mudd and drowning pool step up.

[Brett Vesely]

You pick one, Brett, because I can't see your list on the big screen. Duh.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

Something good. Make it count.

[John Holmberg]

Let's do Miracle man for Justin.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, little Justin. I'm fine with celebrating Justin Tucker. Miracle Man's a great Love it. And God forbid the Cardinals need a kicker. Cause that dude in Scottsdale is gonna be be. It's gonna be like Jack the Ripper, Jack the Tugger, Miracle Man. Good stuff too. Haven't heard this for a while. It's Ozzy everybody. It's your wake up song. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[Toledo]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady Bogan]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Brett Vesely]

Hello world.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, happy National Nurses Day and National Teachers Day.

[Brett Vesely]

Nurses went on strike in a couple of cities on May 1st. Right. I think New Orleans and a couple others. And I always wonder if they feel really good guilty if like they hear that people died.

[Brady Bogan]

Be tough, I would think.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't think that would be something that would be like walking the streets with a picket sign and then some guy comes in, his tongues in his hand, his legs off because you got to march around the hospital to protest. Right? Yeah, that'll be a rough one. I understand why they do it because they like feel like they're getting work. They're getting worked and jobbed, but man.

[Brady Bogan]

That'S not enough of them. Well, according to a new study, couple basis, fun facts. According to a new study, human populations need at least 2.7 children per woman to reliably avoid long term extinction.

[Brett Vesely]

And we're not even close.

[Brady Bogan]

We are at 1.66 in the US.

[Brett Vesely]

And falling.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's.

[Brett Vesely]

I saw a thing in 60 Minutes about Japan and they're in like a full on tailspin of. They're trying to encourage, they're giving, like that's what Trump's trying to give money to people to get babies. But yeah, again, like I just said, it's going to encourage a lot of dumb people to, you know, you get a few hundred bucks per baby, you have a lot of dumb kids if it means something to you.

[Brady Bogan]

Is he talking about like $5,000 still?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't even know if it's that. But even still, somebody's taking a check to make a baby. Baby is broke. They're going to raise dumb babies.

[Brady Bogan]

Only 17 state capitals are the largest cities in their states.

[Brett Vesely]

We're one of them.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Well, one of the 17. It's impossible to poison a possum.

[Brett Vesely]

Challenge accepted.

[Brady Bogan]

They produce a protein that basically neutralizes any poison that enters their body. Body. And scientists are trying to use use it to build a universal poison antidote for people.

[Brett Vesely]

So they stuck out possum blood, they make some sort of an elixir and soon we will all be immune to poisons.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you can just go in the desert right now, get hit by a.

[Brett Vesely]

Couple of rattlesnakes, just sit and take it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You know what else is going to change is everything I watch on the ID CH channel. Women love poisoning husbands, men don't poison women. Women poison men.

[Brady Bogan]

I saw one of those.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's good stuff too.

[Brady Bogan]

Pentecostal preachers. There's a video and he was holding up the rattlesnake preaching and it hit right in the air in the ear and the neck just bleeding out. And he's still preaching because. And then the rest of the congregation is praying for. All of a sudden. Yeah, it went down. The two guys are walking him out of the.

[Brett Vesely]

Prayers. Didn't work. Turns out stronger.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they didn't. No. Follow up on it.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure. When he's better, the prayers work. Right. But right at that moment, nothing you could do. You needed a doctor.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Imagine that.

[Brady Bogan]

The first live sporting event broadcast on ESPN was a professional softball game in 1979 between the Kentucky Bourbons and the Milwaukee Schlitz.

[Brett Vesely]

So drunks playing softballs kicked it all off. Was Berman there?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

I wonder because he was the very first one.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know if he was calling the softball game. We got a lot of drunks out here. We're gonna do a little softball game for you folks. And hopefully this little network takes off because one thing, America loves drunken softball. And we're going to show you all of it.

[Brady Bogan]

Someone asked 2,000 people what the toughest job in America is. And half the folks pulled were trade workers like plumbers, electricians, and some of those types of jobs. And then they had white collar workers as well. Okay, so the top 10 toughest jobs.

[Brett Vesely]

Tops. Top 10, tops.

[Brady Bogan]

The National. National Teacher Appreciation Day. Teachers made it in 16 toughest or most.

[Brett Vesely]

Like, like unforgiving.

[Brady Bogan]

The top 10 all.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't think there's a lot of.

[John Holmberg]

Like being a mother.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, geez. Oh, God, you're right.

[Brady Bogan]

The top 10 all have at least two so easy. Of the four things are physically demanding. Have long hours involve high stakes decisions. There's an element of danger.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Number 10, oil worker. Number nine, air traffic controller.

[Brett Vesely]

Dangerous. They're not in any danger. Oil workers? No, no. Air traffic control. Perilous long hours. Well, danger though.

[Toledo]

Did you hear about the ones in high school work?

[Brett Vesely]

What they're getting.

[Toledo]

They lost con. They lost contact for 90 seconds with every plane on their radar.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[Toledo]

The radar went out.

[Brett Vesely]

They. But is that dangerous for the air traffic controller?

[Toledo]

12 of them had to. Had to take leave.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, sure, it's gonna make them feel traumatized, but was it dangerous or just.

[Brady Bogan]

A lot of pressure?

[Brett Vesely]

Sure, but who's it more dangerous for when air traffic controllers being the plane. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I would have put the oil work above that.

[Brett Vesely]

He's right. Newark is like more dangerous just to walk the streets. I mean, sit in a tower. Farmer.

[Brady Bogan]

Number eight. Astronaut Number seven. Paramedic. Six. Cop. Five. Doctor. Four. Member of the military. Three. Here comes Brett behind construction worker. Two.

[Brett Vesely]

And number one. President of the United States. I've been shot at.

[Brady Bogan]

Firefighter.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. How many of you guys are missing in here?

[John Holmberg]

A doctor's more than a cop.

[Toledo]

I thought too.

[John Holmberg]

That doesn't seem right for danger.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't like this. Like they get to look up the word danger in chains. Change this. Teachers aren't in danger.

[Brady Bogan]

You might get sued.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. Perilous to your finances is not like threatening danger. And air traffic controllers shouldn't be out there at all. Unforgiving. Stressful. Sure. Air traffic controller. But dangerous. I don't hear a lot about those dudes just getting shot up or hit by stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Skype is officially dead.

[Brett Vesely]

Is it?

[Brady Bogan]

Microsoft killed it off yesterday.

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

In an effort to move.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

People through their Microsoft Teams platform. They bought Skype in 2003 for 8.5 billion.

[Brett Vesely]

So the technology is still there. Just named.

[Brady Bogan]

They bought it in 2011. Sorry. But the. It was actually founded in 2003. Done. At the age of 22.

[Brett Vesely]

This guy says, john, if you ever get that scrotoplasty on your massive sack, the toughest job in America will jump to that surgeon. That's true. Be all wrapped up and ensconced in my scrote skin. That could be perilous to an entire room.

[Toledo]

Wait a minute. Your skin's like venom. It's just gonna wrap itself around the doctor's hands.

[Brett Vesely]

It's. It's like. It's like clinic sling wrap. You'll never get it off. Where does this start? You don't know. Yeah. You can't. You can't just keep picking at a corner until you've ruined it. Good luck.

[Brady Bogan]

Fafo parenting is trending. It's short for F around and find out.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

The ideas let their children make mistakes.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh.

[Toledo]

Kurt Vesely's done.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

The opposite of helicoptering.

[Toledo]

It's the whole.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. That's the one where you. You look. Let him do stuff. And you say, don't screw up or there's repercussions. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Or you're gonna. You'll find out.

[Brett Vesely]

Let him find out. That's repercussions.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

Screw around. And then if I find out about it. It's the Kurt Vesely, Dan Holmberg method of parenting. Yeah. I'm not gonna sit and chase you around. I don't have time for that. But if it comes back to my desk, you're in trouble. So f around and find out son. My dad never said that. But if he'd have known about that. Oh yeah, that phrase would have been. He'd have had T shirts. My mom wouldn't have had like you know, happiness is what you make it. Signs said F around and find out. Boy.

[Brady Bogan]

In a new survey about pet owners, they asked a question. Would you shave years off your life if they could add it to their pets lives?

[Brett Vesely]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

56% of pet owners say they would trade years off their own to extend their pet's lifespan.

[Brett Vesely]

I'd trade it to balance. Balance like shave off 35 of mine to add 35 to theirs and then we'd all die about the same time.

[Toledo]

Oh, there you go. But in good health. I don't care for your pets.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh yeah. I would make sure they're taken care of as far as. Yeah. They don't malinger and yeah. Agony.

[Toledo]

Don't want those hip dysplasia going on like 35.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh yeah, you gotta have fix ups on that.

[Brady Bogan]

The Vatican announced one of the pope mobile seals. This was Pope Francis Wish it's. It's being transformed into a mobile health clinic for kids in the Gaza Strip.

[John Holmberg]

Oh man, he's getting rid of his.

[Toledo]

And again there's the most dangerous job.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's the dude driving that around.

[John Holmberg]

Getting rid of his whip. What the hell?

[Brett Vesely]

Well he's dead.

[John Holmberg]

I know but I mean they've got multiple ways to get a new one or what.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, new Pope gets a new ride. You think you get a used Pope.

[John Holmberg]

But that I guess all those donations they take in the church there they've.

[Brett Vesely]

Got a couple bucks.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Yeah that played around a little bit more.

[Brett Vesely]

Lamborghini yacht was theirs. It sunk.

[John Holmberg]

What was the last popemobile look like?

[Brett Vesely]

It was kind of neat. It's got a tube. I saw them doing the thing yesterday and how they're going to put the. The beds in.

[Brady Bogan]

They make a kind of a bad design on one like a couple years ago goofer they. The nest that he was up in I don't think had full protection or something.

[Brett Vesely]

Well that seems like a. Oh that.

[Toledo]

Was the Boggle one.

[John Holmberg]

That looked like the little electric G wagon.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's like an egregious error.

[Toledo]

It's an actual gang.

[Brett Vesely]

What is it? The Death Star. Why leave a 2 meter hole a pop. But we make it the whole thing. But we lose the Control, over here, There's a little 2 meter hole. Only a Lucas Skywalker could kill you if he had to fly by.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't target.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't worry. Nobody gonna do it. Nobody gonna do.

[Toledo]

Hold on a second. You said that's going to become a health clinic?

[Brett Vesely]

No, no, that's the other one.

[John Holmberg]

That might be the new one. Let's see here.

[Brett Vesely]

No, the one to the left. That, that the one click on. Yeah, that's the one. It's longer. I saw this yesterday on the news. They were.

[Toledo]

Oh, it is bigger.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's longer. You can put a couple kids in it.

[Toledo]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

But that thing sort of stands out in Gaza, if you ask me. A little bit. And I don't know that they're big fans of the Pope there.

[Toledo]

No. And to paint it cement color, right.

[Brett Vesely]

You have to paint it like rubble so it blends in with the rest of gaze. And you have to have a guy driving around screaming like, down with the Jews. You can't be normal. Oh, absolutely. I'm not taking a popemobile into Gaza without getting on their side a little bit. That's rubbing it in their face, isn't it?

[Toledo]

Geez, I don't know that.

[Brett Vesely]

Seems you already hate the Jews. Now the Catholics are rolling through, picking stuff up.

[Brady Bogan]

But I think if you know, that's why you go in with. It's white. It's like a surrender.

[Brett Vesely]

No matter what, they don't care about any surrender. Surrender. They got no rules. I'm driving through that thing.

[Brady Bogan]

We come in peace.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm painting it like a cinder block with wheels and asking for help. One of the tires will be flat. I'll pick up a couple of the kids to try to help out. But I'm not coming in there all Catholic. They're not happy with them either.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, look at the Jeep. Pope Mobile. Back in the day. What was it a real.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's a Wrangler. It was a sport. At least get him the Rubicon in case he wants to make it. He wants to go to Sedona or something.

[Toledo]

And that one only had a windshield.

[Brett Vesely]

Popemobiles of the past is a great website, Brett. There's the one.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow. That's an armored truck now that I.

[Toledo]

Can see becoming a clinic.

[Brett Vesely]

And there's the.

[Toledo]

That's the Boggle one I was thinking of.

[Brett Vesely]

That's pretty hot.

[John Holmberg]

What is that? That's vehicle for Fantasy island or something.

[Brett Vesely]

Tattoos a little Pope, baby Popes.

[Toledo]

Oh, what's that one?

[Brett Vesely]

That's cool. The Jeep just had a front like you could get them from behind. Only the front window was covered. Yeah. Just driving around. Jeep Wrangler.

[Toledo]

It was two popes ago, three popes ago. That took a shot.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[Toledo]

That's the whole.

[Brett Vesely]

Pope John took a shot.

[Toledo]

That's it.

[Brett Vesely]

And then they built. Then they built the bubble. The bubble.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Pope John took.

[Brady Bogan]

Then he went to. Went to prison to talk to.

[John Holmberg]

This was the first pope mobile. It says, whoa.

[Brett Vesely]

It's just a bus. That was before they built the glass around him because they didn't think anybody have the balls to take a poke out him. Right. But then Pope John came up and.

[Brady Bogan]

They got to roll that out.

[Brett Vesely]

Barrett Jackson one day and they made the game. Sorry.

[Toledo]

Probably has.

[Brett Vesely]

Remember that? Yes. We had to click the middle. The sorry bubble.

[Brady Bogan]

I have a couple wild world stories.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Hello, my friends. Brady Bogan here with your Wild Wild World. We've got a donkey that was born on a farm in Scotland and ended up with two moments moms. Two donkeys gave birth at the same time, and sadly, one of the babies was stillborn. But no one knows which donkey it belonged to, but the moms just assumed it was theirs. And now they've both been taking care of the one donkey that survived.

[Brett Vesely]

So wait, each donkey had a donkey?

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

One's dead, one's not.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And they're letting the like, the distraught mother kind of hang out with the living?

[Brady Bogan]

I guess so. But no one knows whether it's her.

[Brett Vesely]

Know which one's farmer just showed up. There's two donkeys.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, there's a picture of them.

[Brett Vesely]

Can you DNA test donkeys and find out?

[Brady Bogan]

Nope.

[Brett Vesely]

She's got my two moms. This is like a Melissa Etheridge video.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, only with better looking people.

[Brady Bogan]

And this happened last week? I saw the. The video of it. I wasn't sure if it was real or not at first, but this guy was visiting a zoo in the Philippines, and he crawled into the crocodile. Crocodile pen.

[Toledo]

Jeez.

[Brett Vesely]

I know who wins.

[Brady Bogan]

Evidently, security was saying no not to do it. And according to the guy who survived.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, boy.

[Brady Bogan]

He thought it was a fake crocodile. Well, clamped onto his arm.

[Brett Vesely]

I was wrong.

[Brady Bogan]

Drug him into the water.

[Brett Vesely]

Last words. It's very, very real.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he was. When it clamped in. Then it got a hold of his leg. But it did a couple of death rolls with the arm.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what they did.

[Brady Bogan]

I survived it. Didn't tear the arm off.

[Brett Vesely]

Each second that I'm in here, I realize my folly. Sorry about that. I was wrong.

[Toledo]

My folly.

[Brett Vesely]

You know, he was, you know he was a real go getter. That's not a real crocodile and I'll prove it. Whoops. No, my bad.

[Brady Bogan]

They said they finally bonked the croc on the head with a, an object.

[Brett Vesely]

And let go that object. Another person, Lale was the name of the guy's arm. Pick something up and hit him with it.

[Brady Bogan]

They stitched his leg and arm up.

[Brett Vesely]

Did they kill the crocodile?

[Brady Bogan]

Nope.

[Brett Vesely]

Good. We'd have killed the crocodile.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's your wild wild world.

[Brett Vesely]

You know in the moments like this it's time to remember Harambe, you crawl in the zoo cat cage f f around and find out I think is what we're saying.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think they would put it down. I don't think they'd put the croc in our zoo.

[Brett Vesely]

They'd shoot it while it was.

[Toledo]

Well if some idiot crawled in I would hope not.

[Brett Vesely]

It's not the crocs fault but we do that.

[Brady Bogan]

I know in the wild.

[Brett Vesely]

Well we do it at the zoo too. Harambe took two shots. We, we shoot stuff that eats the lion that took a bite of the handler because they killed that thing like immediately. Yeah, it was in the zoo and the handler was giving him food and he's like nah, I want you today. And they're like no, not dealing with this immediate death penalty. Didn't even kill the guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Leave him alone.

[Brett Vesely]

The ones at the mgm. Oh yeah, killed that guy in that display tank they had and they bit that dude's arm and they, they took him out.

[Brady Bogan]

But Siegfried and Roy didn't put theirs because of Siegfried.

[Brett Vesely]

Monte Core live because they both said they owned them. So like we're not putting it down.

[Brady Bogan]

It's our fault.

[Brett Vesely]

It has a bite history now. So we're gonna put a muzzle on it.

[John Holmberg]

What kind of muzzle do you put on a wild.

[Brett Vesely]

Well you shouldn't have had him in the first place.

[Brady Bogan]

That's your wild wild world.

[Brett Vesely]

You should have dart gun him to get it on him. Every time. Every morning starts with a little tranquilizing. Look at the tiger's mouth closed please. Oh we have to get the tiger's mouth closed because Roy is very upset when he opened his mouth he wants his grapes fruit.

[Brady Bogan]

This 51 year old man walked into an unlocked church in Pennsylvania last month, wandered around the building, looked through the lost and found box and approached a pedestal containing holy water and relieved himself inside the hole. He filled it up. The church caught the act on camera, called the police. They're able to identify the man, Jesse Sokol thanks to his previous bookings.

[Toledo]

Where's the holy water supply store?

[Brett Vesely]

It's just a faucet. Then a dude pretends he's got magic and he puts it on it.

[John Holmberg]

He's got a Brita in the fridge.

[Toledo]

They put. They put oil in it?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Is that the sacred sacrament?

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Toledo]

That's weird.

[Brady Bogan]

Jesse's being charged with intentional desecration of a venerated object, second degree misdemeanor. His rap sheet also includes convictions for theft, criminal trespass, reckless driving, disorderly conduct, driving without a license, and then he was convicted in 2014 for indecent assault without consent.

[Brett Vesely]

So there's indecent insult, assault with consent.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it wouldn't be. It wouldn't be a charge.

[Brett Vesely]

Indecent assault. Well, then why do we. Then why do we. Why aren't we adding without consent then?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. So that would imply what? That there is one that says you can get indecent assault with consent.

[Brady Bogan]

That's crap, man.

[Brett Vesely]

Thanks, Freddie.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you think Jesse Sokol looks like?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, Jesse Sokol peed in the holy water.

[Toledo]

Meth head hillbilly.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm gonna go with the very Jesusy. Pennsylvania long beard, long hair, dark.

[Toledo]

You want me to go Amish?

[Brett Vesely]

I'm gonna say he looks very Jesusy. Hippie.

[Toledo]

Pennsylvania Dutch.

[Brett Vesely]

Poor person.

[Toledo]

I'll go Pennsylvania with a pretzel.

[Brady Bogan]

Pretzel in his hand.

[Brett Vesely]

Brett.

[John Holmberg]

I go with John on this one.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, we're all saying Pennsylvania hippies.

[Brady Bogan]

Gary McCord.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God. Yeah. Holy cow. He looks. Gary McCord is a golf announcer. No one would know, but Brady. Yeah, he's kind of a bald.

[Toledo]

I missed the age.

[Brett Vesely]

Civil war looking guy.

[Brady Bogan]

51.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I would have guessed.

[Brett Vesely]

He looks terrible. He looks like a picture from the Civil War with the guy's cap off.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's a good description.

[Brett Vesely]

He's fighting for the blues. But still, you don't necessarily want to invite him over for dinner.

[Toledo]

John, I have to ask, as a man who's never been able to fold a fitted sheet, is that what your urologist would be like with your nut sack?

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. If you were to try to fold my nut sack, you would pray that it was a fitted sheet. Because there are ways to fold a fitted sheet. I was so down in the water the other day. I let it hang. I got. I couldn't do it. It was so wet. I'm like, even touching it now is a bad idea. I'll just wash it when I get up. It was. It's getting out of Hand.

[Brady Bogan]

Scrotoplasty.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I. I don't know. I think it's time for the big seat. There's a couple of toilets in my house that I'm just like, I can't even use that one anymore. And I sit to pee, which is a curse. I hit it so hard. Made the noise when I hit. It's terrible. So cold. Toilet water is so cold.

[Brady Bogan]

Radio videos. First one's Raging Bull.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. I don't know. I used to be a raging bull. Now I've got a daughter, son.

[Brady Bogan]

He ejects this dude pretty good. It's a pretty good throw right off the bat.

[Brett Vesely]

Running down a cruddy street. Oh, what a dirty house. I just picks this dude up and throws him on him, throws him onto other poor people. He picks one poor person up and just chucks it onto other poor people and then breaks through that. He knows the way out. He busts out the. The terrible chain link fence. Sense he's tied to something too.

[Brady Bogan]

Get out the way.

[Brett Vesely]

Just chucks.

[Toledo]

They're celebrating him. Probably giving his birthday.

[Brett Vesely]

They chuck Jenny straight up in the air, throw him onto five other j.

[Toledo]

That's Kevin from Discovery.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I don't know what that is, but it's a lot of throwing around. That dude's up 20ft. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Hello, my friend.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Oh, my goodness, my friend. I was very wrong.

[Brady Bogan]

Next one's a girl that jumps up on a trash can.

[Brett Vesely]

She's getting up. That's a weird trash can. Oh, no, it's a big. Oh, man. It's a spinning trash can. It rotates, and then she got twisted all around. Where is this? What kind of trash can can you just spin over like that? Hot. She's not hot enough to do that. Yeah, she's not hot enough to find that adorable. She's just a dumb chick who threw herself away. And rightfully so. She's so ugly, she knew where she belonged. She even threw herself in the trash.

[Brady Bogan]

X was a helicopter landing next to another helicopter.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. The helipad cuts are kind of close. Oh, it's tight. He's already too close. Oh, he's coming in. One's on the ground, the chopper's rolling. The next one. Oh, they're gonna hit. They're gonna touch tips. Oh, and they do. Oh, boy. That's a lot of ruined helicopter out there for no reason. Everybody's alive, though. They just touch tips.

[John Holmberg]

You never cross.

[Brett Vesely]

Never ever cross.

[Brady Bogan]

Takers. Tucker's replacement.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. It's a new kicker for. Oh, my God. This dude's legs like he's melting Toledo. Can't wait to visit this guy. Whatever funny country this is. What disease does he have? Gumby is a Them.

[John Holmberg]

Thrillers even like.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man, Thrillers. Like he's kissing the ground. Yeah, the dude looks like. Yeah. Roots of a tree came to life. Yeah, he looks like he's wearing Kendrick Lamar's jeans, only their skin colored. They're flare legs. How do you visit a country with this language? And it's like he's showing off, like he's a star in the village.

[John Holmberg]

Pissing me off.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Ting, ting, ting. I can't stand that language.

[Toledo]

It's a rough go, not gonna lie.

[Brett Vesely]

And you can't wait to get back there, try to catch whatever that is from the water you swim. It is not beautiful. I just saw it. Well, I hope when you're at the zoo there, you think the croc isn't real, and we put you out of your misery.

[Brady Bogan]

Get some selfies.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't think it's real. Don't get in there, okay? They gonna find out the hard way. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right, we'll start off with a little. Little horseback riding.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, It's a muddy track. We got a dude on a bucking bronco and a muddy track, and he's hanging on. He's doing all right, folks.

[Brady Bogan]

I've never seen it.

[Brett Vesely]

The horse did a backflip. I've never seen it in my life. The horse did a backflip in my lifetime. What a ride. And he stays on. The horse says, screw it, and he slams him on a backflip. The dude is still on. On. He won the prize, right? I mean, he's paralyzed, but hopefully the prize was an electric wheelchair.

[John Holmberg]

This one should have been a Brady video, but this one says, look, it's a baby Toledo.

[Brett Vesely]

Are they gonna abandon a kid immediately? Oh, my God. All right, the head of this timeout. The head on this kid is the size of a 35 inch BF Goodrich mud terrain tire.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a smart kid.

[Brett Vesely]

It's all brain. He is. This ends with them euthanizing that thing, right? How dare you measure that thing's head. We make a record. The pumpkin contest has ended. Petting it. It's probably hurt. Where's the mother's vagina? That's what I'm curious about. I'm not kidding. That kid's head is. Is about the size of a tire.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the back of it.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, well, because it gets so heavy, it has to lay on that pillow. So it's just bleeding out. What the. Why did you keep that thing alive? You know you're in India, right? You don't have any. Like, all your doctors are here. Nobody's going to fix that. There's. All right. I don't like what Brett's got coming at. I just saw the thumbnail. Whoa.

[Brady Bogan]

Look at that smoke in her hand.

[Brett Vesely]

He just threw a gun at her head. No, there's a naked lady on the ground. Yes, he did. Oh, that's a dong. I'm sorry, that's not. It's a rubber dong. Thank you.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a love gun.

[Brett Vesely]

Into the back of the head with a sex toy from about 8ft. Trevor Bauer would have killed her. Good thing he doesn't have a good arm. He throws like a chick. Did he chuck something else at her? Yes, he hits her with a pillow. Trevor Bauer's home videos are hilarious. That's awesome. That's indecent assault with consent, Brady. All right, here's a girl at a.

[John Holmberg]

Table, this chick talking smack. And the guy breaks out the power.

[Brett Vesely]

One washer she's mounting. Oh, oh. Her clothes get torn right off by a power washer. Like a wedding or something. What in the world is that?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you know what that is? That's one of those CO2 cannons.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a CO2 cannon. See, that's air. Yeah, and it rips her shirt off. What party has that?

[John Holmberg]

It's not a wedding to do that.

[Brett Vesely]

Now a CO2 can and a rip a girl's top.

[John Holmberg]

No, you're supposed to spray him in the air. You're not supposed to spray them at people. But.

[Brett Vesely]

But now. Now that we know. I mean, they look great. Look at that. Oh, my God. That's Cory Wood.

[Brady Bogan]

Mess up the fan there. The.

[Brett Vesely]

That's amazing. The other one's prettier. And we didn't get the final shot. Cuz he hits her with it, too. Are they begging? Like, will you shoot us with that thing?

[John Holmberg]

I think so.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Yeah. Cuz she walks up with her head back like she's a pro. Pairing hot dog. All right.

[John Holmberg]

And we'll end with this one.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Camtastit.

[John Holmberg]

Stop. He's already dead.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. It's called Camtastrophes. Music scares me. Oh, God. It's a big fat lady jumping on a man's face. Oh, my God. She drops her giant ass on his face. She's huge. 300 plus pounds in a pink song. And she. He's tied to the bed. He's trying to get up and she is ass cracking him right, right in the face. Oh, wow. This is. I think this is bet after dark. This is the worst episode of Ms. Pat I've ever seen. That was the what's happening where Raj and the lady from the deli got curious. Oh my Lord. 400 pound woman dropping from the sky just dotting the I on that guy's face. Wow. Tonight on a very special Ms. Pat. Holy smokes. All right, there you go, buddy. There goes your Brady report. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. Are you looking for your next career opportunity? Interested in a position at 1.1 of the most state of the art steel mills in the world? CMC is hiring immediately at CMC Steel Arizona in Mesa. Open positions include electrical engineers, automation specialists, industrial electricians and industrial mechanics. Join the next generation of steel makers.

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[Brady Bogan]

We'll see.

[Brett Vesely]

Ah, well, that's true, Brady. These weather people have been wildly unreliable for years. 102 it says now, but that's still hot. Then it drops back down to the 70s next week. So we're on a roller coaster. So let's just embrace it while we can because we all know what's a coming. Also what's coming next Thursday when it's supposed to be 80 outside. Glorious, disturbed Thursday, supposed To be. I know. I don't get what's going on. Yeah, yeah. He's a global warming pneumonia. These people don't. We're gonna get sick. You can't have that. My grandma used to tell me all the time temperature fluctuation was the thing that makes people sick. Not cold. It's hot and cold. That's why she'd always argue. It turns out she was just cheap. But what she'd always argue is, well, we don't turn the heat on in the house because if it's too cold outside and coming to the hot, go back outside. You get sick that way. So it was just their way of keeping the house at like 46 degrees at all times. Because it was 35 outside. She didn't want massive flu situation. She thought your heart would stop. And credit to her. She lived to be like 90, so. But the house was never warm. That fires like. And my grandpa had no. Graded. He hate grates on fans. In the summertime, first thing he'd do is take a fan grate off. Grandkids running all over the place.

[John Holmberg]

Not fingers.

[Brett Vesely]

And he would. And he had airplane. He was an airplane mechanic. So he used to use. He used to say that the best thing in the world for airflow is steel. And he looked at the steel mill and he made these fan blades and put it up in a kitchen window face height to a child. Took the. Took the grate off of it. And he basically said, don't get too close to that. And you'd hear that thing going. You're gonna die. But in the wintertime, these weird boxes that glowed orange were just following them around the house. Like. What is that? I don't know. Know. Extension cord on it. And they just drag it behind them. Hot. Like I think they had lanterns in the house. Everybody kind of get dizzy and go to sleep for 11 hours and wake up. It's like a cult. Anyway, we're going through that right now. So be careful. That's going to make us all sick. But we'll be all right for Thursday in the beautiful weather when Disturbed gets there. And we're going to have a little contest right now. One of you will qualify right now. Now, here's what you have to do when you. All you have to do is introduce yourself to us. Like you're going to introduce yourself to Disturbed. We're going to introduce you to the base. This Brett has to. You have to monitor this. You're gonna be the judge of this. Cause you're gonna be the one there with them. And you don't wanna be embarrassed. This is called don't embarrass Brett. This is the game called Don't Embarrass me. Don't you embarrass me. Brett is gonna want you to be a decent human being, also a fan of Disturbed. Yeah. So I want you to be a decent person with a nice story, a good voice, articulate. Something like that. Sorry, Brady, you're out. And then you got all this. That you can come in and they make a disturbed noise. Brady, give him a disturb. Disturbed noise. That's not good.

[Toledo]

But that's probably what I was expecting, but okay.

[Brett Vesely]

He was a little. A little childlike in his presentation.

[Brady Bogan]

I know them all, huh?

[John Holmberg]

Now give us another one.

[Brett Vesely]

Give us another one. Well, that's sort of. It almost sounds like. Yeah, it's lil. Disturbed for that's bad. There you go. That went down there a little bit deeper. You do it like you got a popcorn hole in there. I like that. That's what. Pretty deep.

[Toledo]

Hocking it up.

[Brett Vesely]

So we just want you to introduce yourself to us. And then every 6, 7 seconds of your introduction, make a Disturbed noise. One of those or something like that. Come at us with something. Something disturbed us. And a good one. Brett's gonna judge because he wants people from the east, man. I don't want you to do an impression. Don't do that stuff you open up with. No, don't do that. We don't want you to be Dave Draymond. Just give me a couple of people. Pops, some of his weird sounds. Communicate with him. He'll handle all that.

[John Holmberg]

That's the big package, too. This isn't just like.

[Brett Vesely]

Not a little.

[John Holmberg]

This isn't just the normal meet and greet.

[Brett Vesely]

No, you get a meet and greet. You get your. Probably. What is it? Reserve seats. Floor seats.

[John Holmberg]

Probably.

[Brett Vesely]

You're going to get. Hang out with Disturbed. You get a professional photo with the band. You get the dedicated Fan Zone tour merchandise stand. You get your own kind of walk through of that after party at Brett's house. That's right. You get to interview a member of Disturbed. Brett's going to be there with you. And you get to interview a member of the band on their 25th anniversary of down with the Sickness. You are kind of the KUPD roving reporter. A VIP laminate lanyard that only one person in the whole building is going to have. Pretty cool. And you get all the autographed, exclusive Disturbed merchandise and get a. They'll give you a selection of stuff you can pick from all we want you to do is call us up and impress us with you. Impress Brett?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Sell me in a game called don't you embarrass me. Don't you do it. Act like a God. Don't. Don't. Hey, that's the name of the game right there. We're working on the graphics. Call us up. 585-9-9800. If you do it, you'll get these passes to disturb next Thursday. It's 98. Holmberg's morning sickness. Here we go. Now we got it going on. We've got the big Disturbed contest. We're gonna just do this real quick, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

Okay?

[Brett Vesely]

It's gonna be on you. This game is called don't you embarrass me. Don't you embarrass me. Huh? I'm taking you down, Andre. I'm taking you down. Disturbed town. Don't you embarrass me. Brett's gonna walk you down under the building Thursday with Disturbed. That's all he wants to do. You get. You get to interview the band.

[John Holmberg]

You get in before anybody else too.

[Brett Vesely]

And they have to do one of those. Not to the band today.

[John Holmberg]

Please don't do it to the band.

[Brett Vesely]

This is your. This is you introducing yourself to us and making it know that we can trust you down there and that you're a Disturbed fan. So a lot of that going on.

[John Holmberg]

I already had a couple trying it.

[Brett Vesely]

As I answered the flow. Ready? Popcorn. All sound.

[John Holmberg]

Little Draymond isn't working for me.

[Brett Vesely]

Little Dreaming I like quite a bit, actually. Normally I hate when Brady does that. That I like a lot. Cuz that's a horrible noise Brady does.

[John Holmberg]

It sounds like one of my videos.

[Brett Vesely]

When he's just in the office going by the room like, stop it. But when it becomes part of a Disturbed song, it's pretty great. All right, let's go to the phones and see who is. Who's going to audition for Brett. Don't you embarrass me.

[John Holmberg]

Start with Matt.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Matt, are you there? How's it going? How are you, Matt? Are you doing all right? I'm doing well. My name is Matt Ferguson and if I'm able to go with my wife, this will be our first time doing a date night in six months. Our kid turns one on Saturday and here's a fun little fact. I'm pretty sure our child was made to the song Sound of silence. Wow. You kept an erection. That's pretty good. I was waiting for a good shot. I was waiting for a. Okay, that's Very good. Very excellent. I don't know if I can do that one. I could try. Try. It's a little slow, but it's all right. It's your first run. Wow, that's not bad.

[John Holmberg]

We should have a little dream and coach him a little bit on that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Brady will help you out with that. Before we get. I am most impressed that you kept an erection during sound of silence. Because that's immediately something that I couldn't do. Oh, no way. You gotta really focus. Yeah, you do. Yeah. That's pretty impressive. All right, Matt is the first one up in the Brett game. All right, hold on.

[John Holmberg]

We're gonna leave him. I'm gonna we him on hold.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

He's definitely a qualifier.

[Brett Vesely]

Coming out of the gate.

[Brady Bogan]

Babies.

[Brett Vesely]

And he kind of jumped us too. I didn't even say hi to him. Really? Who's next?

[John Holmberg]

George.

[Brett Vesely]

George is online too. George, are you there? George? There is no George. I am here. All right, George. Go ahead, my friend. Introduce yourself to us. Put your best foot forward and include some disturbed sounds. Go ahead. Hey, my name is George from Del Valle Jewelers. I am just here to have a good time. Time. If I do decide or if I actually get elected to go, it will be me and my wife celebrating our 14th anniversary. 14 years with. I feel like I'm talking to Balin from Balin out loud. I got Tourette's, people. Online. Disturbed Tourette's. Is this Brett? Any questions for this guy? Not embarrassing yet.

[John Holmberg]

No. No. So far so good. I think. Think we should put him in the hopper too.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. You're into it.

[John Holmberg]

I'm liking that.

[Brett Vesely]

Well done. I like that. And we may have to have a disturbed off.

[John Holmberg]

We're going to have. We're definitely going to have to at this point, cuz. Matt was solid. George has been solid.

[Brett Vesely]

So let's see a whack off. Yeah. Yeah. A whack off off.

[John Holmberg]

Let's see what John has for us.

[Brett Vesely]

John, are you there? I'm here. All right, John, get off the speakerphone. You're not going to win on that thing. All right, hold on. No, she's got to walk all the way across the room.

[Brady Bogan]

All the way over there with his helmet off.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Take his giant hat off. All right, I'm here. All right, that's better. John, introduce yourself to us and don't forget to use your disturbed sounds. Hey, my name is John Doubt. I'm very happy to see you guys and would love to meet you both. And I look forward to seeing the show Bring it on, guys. Rock on.

[John Holmberg]

It's like Jurassic Park.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a very similar noise to when a mother bird feeds a baby bird. When you do that, John, what's your favorite disturbing song? I gotta say Sound of Silence. I mean, I didn't make love to Sound of Silence and have a baby, but, you know, Sound of Silence is awesome and. Hold on just a second.

[Brady Bogan]

It's that Christmas special, that buzzard.

[Brett Vesely]

Do you remember the one I do.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly the exact sound.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that the baby New Year one? I think that's right. I think Brady nailed that. I think you're 100% right.

[John Holmberg]

All right, and then.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, go ahead.

[John Holmberg]

We got a woman, a lady. Christina?

[Brett Vesely]

Christina, are you there? Yes, I'm here. All right, Christina, tell us about yourself. Your name, your age, where you were born, what you weigh, most importantly. And do it with some Disturbed sound. My name is Christina. I am almost 21. I live in Mesa, Arizona, Arizona. One of my favorite songs from Disturbed is already Gone. It's actually a pretty good one. Kind of hits home to me, so. Yeah. Why? Why does that one touch you? Why does that touch you? Why does that song reach a nerve there? Because I actually just recently lost both of my grandparents in a matter of two. Two months. So. Sorry. That song just really makes me cry every time I hear it, so. Falls off the edge there. Okay. I liked that. You like. You struggled to sound like you're choking, which tells me you have no gag reflex. Not maybe. Maybe. All right. And you say you're almost 21. Yeah. This will be actually like a good birthday present for me. I turned 21 on the 27th of this month. Why don't I believe you? I'm telling the truth. I swear. May 27, 2004. I swear. All right, that makes sense. It just sounds so. You sound so much more confident than most 21 year olds. You've got like a really quality sound.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you do for a living?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I actually build cabinets for a living. Tell me. Tell me about that. So we do actually like. We do new cabinets. So we order them and then we go and install them. And then there you go. We actually rebuild. We actually rebuild the cabinets, too. We take the face frames off and then rebuild the boxes. Hold on just a second. Well done. Oh, my goodness, what a batch. That's a good four. Step them there, bird.

[Brady Bogan]

It's tight.

[Brett Vesely]

Take them golfing. All right. Do you have a least favorite Brett that you would. You might embarrass me. That guy. Is there anybody on the list that you want to delete?

[John Holmberg]

Probably. John.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, let's get John back on the line here real quick. John, are you there? I am. Hold on one second. Oh, Jesus. This is why you're. Don't embarrass me. I had to work, too, man. This is twice. What do you do for a living again? I drive a dump truck. Oh. Oh. All right. Track with the buzzer, brother. All right. Last chance to impress Brett, because you're. You're on the. You're on the bubble of coming or going. Tell Brett. Beg for it, my friend. Beg for it. Come on, Brett, man. I love you, brother.

[Brady Bogan]

We are going to the show together.

[Brett Vesely]

We're gonna have so much fun, and it's just a Rock the show. I don't think. I don't. John, as hard as you're trying, I just don't think it's working. I'm sorry. You're not going to Hollywood, dog. I apologize, John. Nice try. Thank you. Oh, man.

[John Holmberg]

He gave it a shot, but I.

[Brett Vesely]

Mean the other three because his heart was in the right spot. But it did sound a little bit like a dying in a bird. I would go. I would take that thing to the sanctuary.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't even think they take.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, no, it's bad. He's a mother. All right, who. Who do you want to put up? I like the girl a lot.

[John Holmberg]

She was good.

[Brett Vesely]

Want to put her in the finals? Yeah, I think she's in the finals, automatic. Let's get the other.

[John Holmberg]

Matt and George were tough, though, because they're kind of like neck and neck.

[Brett Vesely]

Both of them on the line at the same time. Matt? Matt, are you there? Yeah. All right. George, are you there? I'm here. All right, Matt, I'd like you to tell George why you get to go and speak disturbed, please, and why he shouldn't. Go ahead. All right, let me stand up for this one. Yeah. All right. So this will be me and my wife's first outing without a child in six months. It's his first birthday this mother's Day, so this Sunday, it'll be a perfect time for us to go out. You know, just have a good, good time. She's got a great rack, too. There you go. Whoa. Even after the birth. Oh, fake boobs. No kidding. The kid's not wrecking them. No, no, no. She has a breastfed in eight months. Nice. All right, not a lot of disturbed talk in there, but what you did do, you committed to. All right, we're. Calm down. Your time's up. George is the other One. Is that right?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

George, you go ahead and tell me. Matt, is that right? Yeah, yeah, George and Matt, you tell Matt why you get to go and why he shouldn't. Go ahead. Oh, wow.

[Brady Bogan]

Matt, you just need to stay home.

[Brett Vesely]

Make love to your wife again to the silent song, and I'll give you a pair of silver rings. Give you silver rings.

[Brady Bogan]

A pair of what?

[Brett Vesely]

Silver rings. Rings. What does that mean? Oh, you work at the jewelry store. Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Brett Vesely]

Bribing you.

[John Holmberg]

Bribing the other guy.

[Brett Vesely]

Wait, Matt, is that interesting to you? Would you like George's silver ring gift instead of the tickets? Ah, hard pass. Hard pass on your creepy Indian jewelry. All right. Oh, no, no. This is not Indian jewelry. It's 925 silver. Okay. Oh, all right. That's good stuff. All right, Brett, which one?

[John Holmberg]

Take that, Brian.

[Brett Vesely]

Brett will take the things. The contest is over. Brett just won two rings. Brett, of these two, who will take on the girl in the finals? And I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

This one. This one's tough. I think I'm gonna go. I think I'm gonna go with Matt on this one.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, he's going with Matt. Matt. Now, neither of you would have embarrassed. I think Matt's sounds were better. Yeah, yeah, I think.

[John Holmberg]

But George didn't do bad.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm not. George's heart was in the right place.

[John Holmberg]

Please try again, actually, because we're gonna be doing it all week.

[Brett Vesely]

We might not be doing this all week, but by. All right. Practice, just in case. All right, so Matt moves on. Sorry, George. Take your jewelry elsewhere. Take your wares to another shop. Now let's put them together. Christina, is that right? Yes, yes. Christina's there, and Matt is there. Correct. I'm here. All right, Matt, insult Christina with your best, like. Like, blonde joke or yo mama joke with disturbed sound. Hey, Christina. What up, Matt? You on Tinder? No. Might be a little bit too big for that, too. Edit yours. All right, Christine, I'm not sure exactly. Exactly how to take that, but you go ahead and now insult Matt back.

[John Holmberg]

He said she was too big.

[Brett Vesely]

To be honest. I heard him.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Hey, Matt, how old's your kid? One year old. Oh, that's so cute. You should totally stay home with him and probably take care of him. And then let me go. Oh, and I'll have a better time. That's much of an insult. And there was no disturbed in it at all. There's some. There's a little. All right, now let me just hear both of you go crazy doing disturbed sounds. And we'll decide while you do it. Go ahead.

[Brady Bogan]

Disturbed off.

[Brett Vesely]

Just a disturbed off. Go. These are adults, by the way. I just want to remind you of sound body and mind. All right. Solo, Matt, go. What was that? Solo. Go, matt, go. Get up. Come on, get down with the sickness. Come on, get down with the sickness. All right, Christina, solo. Go, Matt. Stop. And in the naked light I saw 10,000 people, maybe more people talking with a hot stick. She's trying to make Matt hard.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

This is what. This is what made babies. All right, Brett.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, man.

[Brett Vesely]

Had to throw the exclamation of the creepiest game I've ever heard in my life. The disturbed off. Brett, is now up to you. Who is qualified now to be one of the five finalists that gets in on this thing with you next week. And I think we're. Are we giving away tickets anyway?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I believe you get tickets to the show regardless.

[Brett Vesely]

Regardless.

[John Holmberg]

But just for qualifying. Yeah, but the big one we'll decide at the end.

[Brett Vesely]

We'll draw on Friday.

[John Holmberg]

I believe so.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. All right, Brett, it's up to you now. Don't embarrass me. Who's going with you?

[John Holmberg]

I think I'm going to say. Oh, Matt's wife and her giant cans.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, is that right? You're getting the 21 year old girl is out?

[John Holmberg]

Yep, I think so.

[Brett Vesely]

You're not taking a 21 year old.

[John Holmberg]

It was his last sell on that. It was. It was the draming off.

[Brett Vesely]

Christina.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he did.

[Brett Vesely]

You're taking Matt, your congratulations. You're in the finals. You. You're one of five people from the drawing. You're going to go to the show now no matter what. Christina, who were you going to take to the show? Had Brett chosen you? I was going to take my boyfriend. Oh, okay. Well, that fixed it on another 21 year old.

[Brady Bogan]

Got a nice kong.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. All right, Christina, you can still try again later this week. We'll do another game. Matt, you're the winner. Hold on a second. And do we have anything else for Christina too? Let's find her something.

[John Holmberg]

I'll find you something.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll get you both something. Thank you, guys. Hang on a second.

[Brady Bogan]

That was a good battle.

[Brett Vesely]

That was nice. That was a weird battle. It's one of the.

[John Holmberg]

He sold it at the end of his last dreaming off was greece.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah. Christina doesn't gag. Well, he's 21 and she's not a good gagger. That's a keeper, guys. The boyfriend might be lucky but she did throw it the in the Slowest, strangest way ever. All right, there you go. That's our disturbed. Whack off. Nice job, everybody. Whack it off. And a lot of people are emailing, going, more disturbed sounds are so much better. Well, you do. Good for you. And I know a few of you could revisit it. Oh, look, they're practic. We might do it again later in the week. I like that there were people who weren't on the phones, probably doing it in the car, which is even funnier for me to think about that. All right, well, there you go. Nice try, everybody. We have our winner. It's Matt. He's won tickets to the Disturbed show and possibly going to be backstage interviewing the band with Brett next Thursday. It's Nirvana. Post it. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio.

[Toledo]

You thought that was funny?

[Brett Vesely]

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[Toledo]

Somebody on text asked if you use your own name when you use New ac.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. The promo. Yes.

[Toledo]

By the way, I'm homeowner.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I don't call them and tell them it's a promo code. Okay? The guys at Wilderness Athlete asked me that once. How come you don't use the promo code? I'm like, I don't know know. It just feels wrong. Yeah, but it's for you. Yeah, I know, but you type your own name in and get a discount. You feel like you're Rob. Like it feels too circular anyway. But I'd still do it. If I need an AC unit, I'd most. Look, it's thousand bucks. That's like free play at a casino. That's pretty awesome. Save thousands, save time. Buy online. Newac unit.com Toledo. Go right ahead.

[Toledo]

First thing I have is on Netflix. It's a movie called Forever based on the Judy Bloom book. Nothing about.

[Brett Vesely]

You don't know Judy Bloom books?

[Toledo]

I do, but I only know the one where she gets a period.

[Brett Vesely]

You read that one? That's the one we all avoided as well. That one in class, like Pickle Juice. And are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. Is that the period one? I didn't read the one about reading. My house was packed full of Judy Bloom bills.

[Toledo]

So this story happens in Los Angeles in 2018, where two young athletes fall for each other. It's executive produced by Regina King, who also directed the first episode.

[Brett Vesely]

It's Judy Blume's Boyz n the Hood. Okay, you want to go that way?

[John Holmberg]

Will you be the gun? Tr.

[Brett Vesely]

Give me the mother pickle juice tray.

[Toledo]

I guess it's a series, not a. Not a movie. You can binge away, but my life.

[Brett Vesely]

Is real messy right now. What does that mean? Is Judy Bloom dead? Tell you something?

[Toledo]

No, I don't think so.

[Brett Vesely]

Going to be a thousand. We want to talk to you about Keisha. I mean, what about her? You've got a lot on your plate, Justin. What? Keisha?

[Brady Bogan]

Looks like I got some reading to do. Yeah, I. I haven't cracked at you.

[Brett Vesely]

I haven't even either. Oh, they don't like Keisha. Is she from the wrong side of the tracks or something?

[Toledo]

Romeo and Juliet story.

[Brett Vesely]

I know. Is she going to give her the Judy Bloom SK Decision is your best shot. She's have it all planned. Getting old, pops. You getting old. Hey, young buck. I ain't nothing but 17 years older than you.

[John Holmberg]

Getting better, young brother.

[Brett Vesely]

Getting better, young brother.

[Toledo]

Season two of Poker Faces.

[Brett Vesely]

Getting any yet? Smells him. It's like it would stick to him all day during the haircut.

[Toledo]

What a movie starring Natasha Leone. This is season two of Poker Face. It's a Columbo style take on the on a whodunit in season two, Charlie Kale. Natasha Leon's character. A woman with an uncanny ability to identify. Luckily, Eli is back on the run as she solves one murder mystery at a time.

[Brett Vesely]

It's like a human lie detect. Enjoying this? She's very Columbo. It is very Columbo with a sassy redhead. Look me in the eye and tell me that you didn't kill her. She's entertaining in small doses.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, like American Pie was about it. You know, just show up for a little bit and get out.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, but I do like her, but it's just there's a certain aspect like. Okay, that's enough.

[Toledo]

Season three of 100 Foot Wave is on HBO.

[Brett Vesely]

What's this?

[Toledo]

This is the waves are bigger and the stakes are higher. Chase is far from over as pro surfers seek the whole gigantic wave.

[Brady Bogan]

He knows.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that's a wave. I would guess it is best disturbed a little Late to take a surfing.

[John Holmberg]

To these other places is.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the dream. We are in Morocco. There you go.

[Toledo]

It's all Red Bull athletes.

[Brett Vesely]

One of the most iconic massive waves. There's one in Portugal. I watched the show on the other day and I just couldn't believe what I was seeing. Yeah. Because a lot of unknown from this wave. It created this rush that I've been craving.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I think you have to understand surfing more than that because I just think it looks crazy.

[Toledo]

Think it looks way dangerous. I've lost count on the Walking Dead on how many spin offs and offshoots it is. But this is season two of the Walking Dead, Dead City. And it's actually debuted on Sunday. So if you've already been watching it, you know about it. If not, well, jump in.

[Brett Vesely]

We're so fascinated with city skylines in disarray from the apocalypse that there's so many shows that. And that's the one thing I'm like, oh, look at Seattle. And last of us there's did the shot of Seattle. Like, oh, that's so cool. It's all viney.

[Toledo]

My thing is like that happened in seven years.

[Brett Vesely]

I wouldn't be surprised how fast that you think, oh, yeah.

[Toledo]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't trim your grass.

[John Holmberg]

No roundup. You know, this is what happens.

[Brett Vesely]

Exactly. All right. Go to Maryvale.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brett Vesely]

It's covered in greenery.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't have that problem with turf masters.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. And it's also turf monsters.

[Brady Bogan]

Monsters.

[John Holmberg]

Them too.

[Brett Vesely]

To. That's all right. We can bring the city back. Yeah. Another. The same people are in it. So they just changed the name and.

[Toledo]

Now apparently they interact with the zombies. I don't.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know. Hey.

[Toledo]

Untold. This is the documentary series on Netflix that dives into different aspects of sports. This one is on a pocket full of.

[Brett Vesely]

You can do whatever you want. There's always this lie between being a.

[Brady Bogan]

Prankster and going too far.

[Brett Vesely]

And I was always on that line. They said don't get caught up in Gilbert Arena's antics. But he made his threats to my life. Say something off the wall. You keep talking about fighting. I play with guns. Our decisions that day. Yeah. Gilbert brought guns into the locker room and threatened his teammates. He's the one they ask you about every time. John Morant does finger guns.

[Toledo]

How do you feel?

[Brett Vesely]

It's not a real gun. Gilbert had a real gun.

[Toledo]

On prime video is Oxygen Octopus. A documentary about octopus.

[Brett Vesely]

This is a story about getting murdered by your lover. About getting lost in Mexico. A Competitive quilter Tracy Morgan. And trying to find a connection with a possible alien. He's sending the blades and he's turning himself into blades of grass. They're aliens. There is no known octopus like link to the octopus. You missed that. You know what I love about octopus octopuses?

[Brady Bogan]

Their vulnerability.

[Brett Vesely]

I really don't know why they are so sexy for people at the moment. I think that they're very charismatic, even though they're very ugly. To find out why they're so charismatic, vulnerable, and sexy, let's look at the octopus through the eyes of the experts who study them. Tracy Morgan's octopus Tracy Morgan. We're really committed to octopuses. If you could just take the vetting process for who's an expert in an octopus was very strong in this documentary.

[Toledo]

We just need to throw this together.

[Brady Bogan]

Any of you guys octopus Italian guy?

[John Holmberg]

I am now.

[Brett Vesely]

I know everything there is to know about an octopus. You say puss. I know it. Octopus Sextopus Quint. Puss. I know those animals are capable of. Basically, I can impregnate one of them. They got eight hands. They're going to need all of them. Not only can they change the color.

[Toledo]

Of their skin, but also the texture.

[Brett Vesely]

They are. Yeah. Spectacularly fascinating. And aliens, there's nothing close to them. So weird.

[Brady Bogan]

When the Wildlife World Zoo had that one, I went over there and calypso was its name. Put the piece of shrimp in a mason jar, screwed, grabs a jar, unscrews it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Shrimp out of it.

[Brett Vesely]

That's weird.

[Toledo]

The last one I have is the Way Home, season four. So if you missed the first three seasons, you got some catching up to do.

[Brett Vesely]

I have not heard of the first three seasons.

[Brady Bogan]

My home devoted fan base has been.

[Brett Vesely]

Expressing their support and frantically.

[Toledo]

It's not a trailer. It's discussing the guy talking about season four. So there you go. If you need to do that.

[Brett Vesely]

No interest.

[Toledo]

Apple TV is where you find that. Streaming on Friday. If you've been following along.

[Brett Vesely]

Nope. All right.

[Toledo]

None of us have.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that it?

[Toledo]

That's it for me.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right, let's do it. We'll start off with new stuff from Sleep Token from their album Even in Arcadia.

[Brady Bogan]

About time.

[Brett Vesely]

Sleep Token's pretty interesting.

[John Holmberg]

They are.

[Toledo]

Got that Sam Smith accent kind of thing.

[Brett Vesely]

Would prevent my head from fading into black. This is going to get going that I don't like.

[John Holmberg]

No. All right, how about Live Butthole Surfers?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

This is Human Cannonball.

[Brett Vesely]

When did they come back? Glad you added surfers.

[Toledo]

I was thinking one of your videos.

[Brett Vesely]

They're one of the worst successful bands of all time.

[John Holmberg]

Pepper was a great song. Who was in my room last night?

[Brett Vesely]

Drunken Milkman. That's the one you gotta listen to. It's just weird.

[Toledo]

I can't even fathom what a live show these guys have had.

[Brett Vesely]

A lot of 50 year old dudes just wondering why they like the Bundle Circus.

[Toledo]

They didn't even consider that part of it.

[Brett Vesely]

Are just so weird, aren't they?

[Toledo]

That band that gets a little bit of every generation though? Because everybody discovers that.

[Brett Vesely]

Nope. They barely got the generation they were in. No.

[John Holmberg]

Behemoth, the S O V. God.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. S.U.V. s this. No.

[John Holmberg]

There we go.

[Brett Vesely]

Jeez. Right off the bat he starts swearing. All right, let's try Behemoth, the blank OV God.

[Brady Bogan]

God.

[Brett Vesely]

S meaning that I see what you said. That's the name of the song and the album. They look cool as hell though. Video's outstanding. The sun, I am black. You light up the world. I drive in the dark so you.

[John Holmberg]

Can hear that Sunday night with Marcus.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's making my bones hurt. Tom says Insane Clown Posse is the worst successful band of all time. Like honorable mention for sure. It's an argument. I think I go ICP ICP is.

[John Holmberg]

I would rather listen to Butthole Surfers.

[Toledo]

Yeah, me too.

[John Holmberg]

Which concert would you rather. Rather go to?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, Butthole Surfers for sure. Yeah. Okay. All right, Tom. You win. Nice job.

[John Holmberg]

All right. I don't even. I didn't even listen to this. I just love the name of the band. The Viagra Boys.

[Brett Vesely]

Hey, this is the Bug bag. The bog Bag.

[John Holmberg]

Bug.

[Brett Vesely]

Bog. And it's the Viagra Boys. Yes. We don't know what this is going to happen.

[John Holmberg]

I have no idea. I didn't even listen to it. I saw the name. I'm going to surprise myself.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Let's hope that the Viagra Boys still.

[John Holmberg]

Got a nice video there.

[Brett Vesely]

The video is high production. Here are the Viagra Boys. It's not like those Island Boys, is it? Where they're brothers that are gonna start smooching. I hope. Yeah. The bald body. Oh, we got a zombie people in a diner.

[Toledo]

I thought that was Tracy Morgan again.

[Brady Bogan]

In the pub.

[Brett Vesely]

They're in the pub. I'm in the wrong thing. I should be promoting them. Octopus.

[Brady Bogan]

Just having a pipe in the pub.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Better start than I was expect.

[Brett Vesely]

Zombie. The hot zombies dancing. You can't believe it. They found a body buried under the ice. Got a little hives though. Pristine shape. Her hair and Dancer look really nice. How come you are upset? Do you think she's a threat to you? I can't help if I'm impressed. It has nothing I'm trying to like it and I don't was so close to being okay.

[John Holmberg]

I know that's. I'm gonna check it out.

[Brett Vesely]

Viagra.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna check it out.

[Brett Vesely]

They're on the list.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. So far? Out of what we've heard so far.

[Brady Bogan]

It'S a hot zombie.

[John Holmberg]

How about arcade fire? This is a year of the snake.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You know what you're getting with these gaps?

[Brett Vesely]

Somebody just said no way. One of your kind doesn't use your name as a promo code. If it means money off, screw you. Arcade fire has been around for a of the season. When you think about.

[John Holmberg]

Go down yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm out on that. It's too long. Took too long.

[John Holmberg]

Blake Shelton. Where is dale when we need him? This is let him in anyway.

[Brett Vesely]

Jimmy Fallon is somewhere losing his mind knowing that Blake will be on the show for a whole week. Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

Ain't it a scary thing?

[Brett Vesely]

Somebody's time here ends Putting flowers on their grave Wondering where their soul went I tried and I tried he was starting to listen. I brought him to church.

[Brady Bogan]

He was feeling conviction but you took.

[Brett Vesely]

Him away for I could convince him so I'm here on my name knees saying, hey, God, I know you know what I'm about Jesus Christ, let him in. I I've lost so many iq points. I'm like, the octopus should be hosting.

[Toledo]

The show and not God.

[Brett Vesely]

No octopus is smarter than me right now.

[Brady Bogan]

You want to cut the middleman out? You want to go? Yeah.

[Toledo]

He goes straight to the top of the line. Wow, that's ballsy.

[John Holmberg]

All right, here's the new one.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm sorry. I've been listening to country music. I can't do it. I don't know how people do it. There's.

[John Holmberg]

Here's the new one from mammoth.

[Brett Vesely]

This is Eddie van halen. Y just here.

[John Holmberg]

And this first time he played alive was with us, so. But he does kind of a whole, like, wow. Dusk till dawn video.

[Toledo]

This video is kind of cheesy, but I liked it.

[John Holmberg]

But it's cool.

[Toledo]

It's directed by Robert Rodriguez where the.

[Brett Vesely]

Band Danny trail Europe right after the snake dance. Oh, there's a snake dance. Don't play loud. I'm sorry. Don't play loud. We were told to. Some of our customers are sensitive to loud noises. Who's your drummer? Brushes not sticks. No loud crashes, distortions and no freaking solo. All right, Danny, calm down, you. 20 minute video.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it's a long one.

[Brett Vesely]

There's Wolfgang. Oh, he's beating him. I see it played loud anyway and made the crowd sash. Oh, watch. Oh, they all turn into Thriller zombies. Oh, yeah, there's Corey in it. Our own Thriller or Slash. Oh, wow.

[John Holmberg]

Miles Kennedy's in it. There's a bunch of people in it.

[Brett Vesely]

He killed this song Saturday.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brett Vesely]

Nailed it. Wake up. Open up your time. There you go. Well, yeah, that's Wolfgang.

[Brady Bogan]

Good job.

[John Holmberg]

All right. The original Alice Cooper group. They're back. I know you've been waiting for this. This is Black Mamba.

[Brett Vesely]

This is a Kobe song. You know, my. The girl that does the makeup for me on Night of the Singing Dead. Annie did the work on this, too. I'll just watch you while you're sleeping, darling. This song is terrible. No, Ann sent me this. I think I'll hide inside your bed sheets Coiled into the f. So white I'll just watch you while you're sleeping. This is like when he sings that there should be a silver alert because he's in your windows and he's in your bed.

[Toledo]

I'm knocking down somebody off my Mount Rushmore.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm going to reconstruct.

[John Holmberg]

Replace them in Boston with Allison.

[Toledo]

Oh, Boston's still up there.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not good. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, that's enough. Don't sing along.

[John Holmberg]

We already heard man in the Box, Alice. Thanks. We don't need it again. All right, brings us to N word or F word, the game that is sweeping the nation. And of course, we're going to go a little childish Gambino today. This is Red Bone.

[Brett Vesely]

You guys know I know this song top to bottom.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, well, then you.

[Brett Vesely]

Just between you two, then you two can play along. Go ahead, Brady. Right away. I know this one.

[Toledo]

You had the victory last week.

[John Holmberg]

I know.

[Brett Vesely]

That's why song is so good.

[Brady Bogan]

Friendly N word.

[Brett Vesely]

Friendly N word.

[Toledo]

God, I don't know much Childish Gambino, but I'll go any form of the F word.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. It's a great sound or hit it. Oh, you're killing. Know that. Here comes Brady wins. I do that one in karaoke sometimes.

[John Holmberg]

I love that song.

[Brett Vesely]

Shock the. Shock the crowd. We should have played that one. That's a great song. Charles Gambino, Redbone. Brady's the winner this week. Well done, Brady. Nice job.

[John Holmberg]

I wanted to change it up a little bit.

[Brett Vesely]

It's sort of friendly, but I mean, till you didn't pick that one. It's friendly. Yeah, there you go. Those are your hot releases. It's 98K, upd, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Ah, we're all done. Larry's coming up next. But before that, we got to get that entertainment drill out of the way. And I'll tell you all about reactdefense.com because that's who's bringing you the entertainment drill. It's the home of tactical Black yesterday. What is it called? Pang Cow. Is that what it is? Not sure what the name of that was. Boss Ruton. Hang on. Pancreas. Look that up. Pancrase fighting. Is that right?

[Brady Bogan]

Slap fight.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's just we're hitting with open hands and stuff. Oh, my God, we have a blast with that. Yesterday. My fingers all messed up. Oh, so much fun. I had. I literally left a gym sweating. I had fluid coming out of my nose that it wasn't blood. I don't know what happened, but it loosened my sinuses up. It was great. And nothing hurt. Brain might be leaking a little bit. And I was. I was happy as a clam. I've an adrenaline rush like I haven't experienced in forever. The best time I've had working out in ages. It was so much fun up there. And we were all giggling and smiling, you know, and here's the thing. One of the guys there that we were doing this with is 18. Another guy is in his mid-60s. Everybody was the same. Like nobody was out to get each other. We weren't doing jackassery. It was training. And it was the most fun I've ever had. Yeah, you're getting pushed around a little bit. The physical nature of it is, you know. Oh, but I can't tell you the adrenaline rush you come out of there with. You don't get it anywhere else. It's not at all. And you're learning while you're doing it. Self defense stuff. You'll always also learn very quickly that you can sit back and think to yourself in a self defense situation. I just bounce around for a sec, get him on the ground. They all last about six seconds and you're out of gas. You get attacked by somebody, and even in this with some rules attached, you're out of gas. So much fun. So you have to learn how to, you know, make it count. If you're in the streets, there is no bell. There is no referee. There isn't anything else. Somebody wants to do some harm in a weird way to you, it's you better be ready. And there's something about this whole entire approach changes your mindset completely to self defense. Defending yourself and other people. Mother's day coming up. Moms, you got to keep an eye on yourself, let alone those kids. You walk around with a lot of single moms out there, Brady. A lot of dads not doing their jobs and moms have to do it all. Why not become some sort of warrior mother and get out there to reactdefense.com make sure you're protecting not only yourself, but those two little cherubs that you push around every day when you're heading in and out of the grocery store. Wherever moms go, it helps you care for the ones you love the most. It's not just protecting you, it's self defense, but self preservation for everything around you. It's pretty amazing stuff. And I can't tell you yesterday, you got to do it for yourself to understand leaving a gym with more energy than you came in with. It's crazy. I had a great time yesterday. I don't say that about going to any other gym ever. A blast. Do it for yourself. 199 bucks for two months of training. You're not getting adding that price anywhere else for personal training. Hop on it right now. Reactdefense.com for your Mama or for yourself, Mom. It's the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brady Bogan]

71 year old Yvette Ferguson is a stunt woman. She set a new world record for the oldest person ever on fire on camera. All right, it's in the final Destination Bloodlines. She gets burned to death during the opening sequence.

[Brett Vesely]

She just stunts getting burned to death. Yeah, okay. I was gonna say because there have been older people on fire on screen before. They just didn't make it.

[Brady Bogan]

Another actress was on the set, Brett Basinger. And she said, God, it was beautiful watching. Everyone started clapping. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Now the good news about burning up an old lady is they already look like burn victims going in. So it doesn't really do much damage.

[Brady Bogan]

When Larry David met Paul McCartney.

[Brett Vesely]

Grace, there's a good story.

[Brady Bogan]

He said it happened earlier this year, but he, he'd ask him if he'd ever been punched in the face.

[Brett Vesely]

Let me ask you something.

[Brady Bogan]

Everybody ever never get punched the face.

[Brett Vesely]

Paul don't even punch you right in the face.

[Brady Bogan]

Then he went, Paul told him that someone headbutted him when he was like 13 or 14. But he answered all the questions. They had a lot of fun. It was on the Dana Carvey David Spade podcast.

[Brett Vesely]

I got a clip sent to me of that yesterday. Some guy was laughing. He's like, and it doesn't like. Larry David doesn't like. It was the very first thing he said to him too.

[Brady Bogan]

Right? It's nice to me.

[Brett Vesely]

Anyone ever punch you in the face? You ever been just somebody trying to knock you out? I gotta know. Let me know. And Paul's like, well, when I was 13, someone tried to headbutt me once.

[Brady Bogan]

Played right along.

[Brett Vesely]

Exactly what I'm talking about. Difficulty, squeeze. You don't get it anywhere else. I'm the only guy. Guy ask it Pretty. Pretty good question.

[Brady Bogan]

Dolly and original musical just announced that they have cast three women to play Dolly. Their names, Katie Rose Clark, Gary St. Louis and Quinn Titcomb.

[Brett Vesely]

Really?

[John Holmberg]

I want to see the third act.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm pretty sure I know who's going to get the job.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they all three. They're playing different.

[John Holmberg]

I'm seeing the third act to myself.

[Brett Vesely]

They're all three. Oh, well, she's a child, I think. Oh, I don't like this at all. Like. Yeah, Brady didn't tell us that.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks.

[Brett Vesely]

It's the. It's the older, middle and youngest versions of Dolly Part.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

This one is. Is this. Which one is Mrs. Titchcomb?

[Brady Bogan]

I think the last one.

[Brett Vesely]

This one here.

[Brady Bogan]

The youngster.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Thanks, Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Never mind skipping that one.

[Brady Bogan]

The other two are Broadway chicks.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, okay. Don't say it with such disdain, you rube.

[John Holmberg]

The Tonys are for, I think Brady Brennaman.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, there's a deep drive by Castellanos. Oh, great, the Tonys. Yeah, I'll bring my lube and HIV.

[Brady Bogan]

Meds loudwire.com put together.

[Brett Vesely]

I like homophobic, hates Broadway. Brady. Oh, great. Oh, good. More Joel Gray. That's what I need in my life.

[Brady Bogan]

How much are tickets? Three dollars.

[Brett Vesely]

Hello Dolly. Goodbye anus. All I have is a three dollar bill. You got change for that or none of you? Huh?

[Brady Bogan]

Let's see how well you guys do on this one. Loudwire put together a list of five grunge artists who did had the best opener of. Of all time. So that first track on the album.

[Brett Vesely]

On the album or first one we knew about?

[Brady Bogan]

First on the album. It says it's the opening track on the album.

[Brett Vesely]

On an album of a grunge album. The number one song on that. Well, I'd have to know which one is first.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, I'll. I'll give you Number five.

[Brett Vesely]

But I'd have to know which album. Like, what's your first cut off the album?

[John Holmberg]

It's got to be Nirvana. Smells Like Team.

[Brett Vesely]

It Smells Like Team Spirits. Number one. Number three.

[Brady Bogan]

Three.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, I'm gonna go.

[John Holmberg]

Rusty Cage.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that one on the album?

[John Holmberg]

That's.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Opening track.

[John Holmberg]

First one on Bad. Motorfinger.

[Brady Bogan]

That has not in the top five.

[John Holmberg]

What's the. This. This list goes out the trend.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Number five was Let Me Drown. Soundgarden.

[Brett Vesely]

Off of what album? Mad Love.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's just a sound guard. The opening album.

[John Holmberg]

What is it? Let me. What?

[Brady Bogan]

Let's me drown.

[Brett Vesely]

Let Me Drown. Which album is that? Or John. You know that one. Don't even know the song.

[John Holmberg]

Is this on a debut album? Is that what they're saying? Or. Yeah, no, that's. That's on the list of the best.

[Brady Bogan]

Album openers of all time.

[John Holmberg]

Now it sounds super unknown.

[Brady Bogan]

Super unknown.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, I don't have the.

[John Holmberg]

Give me a second. Maybe a commercial. So give me a second.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, this.

[Brady Bogan]

Them Bones. Them Bones off of number four, Alice in Chains. I don't know the album.

[Brett Vesely]

The Three Legged Dog, the green. This is Let Me Drown. Okay. I remember this a little bit, too, but it wasn't a hit. A great way to kick off the album.

[Brady Bogan]

Again, it's Loud wires. Number two. Once. Pearl Jam. It's a good song.

[Brett Vesely]

Did it open with Once? It does. What's the. Okay, it does open with the beginning of the. It is the. The last song on the. On 10. It just loops back into Once. So technically, was that called Garden.

[Brady Bogan]

Number one. This is Shangri La. Mother Love Bone.

[John Holmberg]

Come on.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't. Don't get too deep with it.

[John Holmberg]

Once.

[Brett Vesely]

No, this is. See, now, this is the garden. This is Garden. And then it goes into Once. But Garden counts as once because the open happening, too. Oh, this is a great song. We need to play this more. All right. Yeah, we got to play that one more off John Gordon. Get on that.

[John Holmberg]

I can't believe Rusty Cage isn't on there. Come on.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the opener of that album. You're right. Yeah. No, he's right.

[Brady Bogan]

Gene Simmons in his solo band kicked off their 2025 tour.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady, the solo band I'm touring with is called Kiss. It's Jean Simmons and my solo band, Kiss. You can just call us Kiss.

[Brady Bogan]

They opened up strong. Got any comps with six songs? And then they had to shut it down.

[Brett Vesely]

Brett said something very funny. BR asked me, a Jew, do you have any comps? Of course. I said no, in my own special way, by laughing hysterically at.

[Brady Bogan]

Played six songs and then it got shut down because of weather.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, very old. Our bones hurt. We knew going into the show, my trick knee was going. I'm like, we're going to see rain today.

[Brady Bogan]

But people got to hear Deuce shout it out loud. And then he did Van Halen's House of Pain.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, that's an interesting.

[Brady Bogan]

He's doing a. Evidently, he's doing the following night. Forgot that a lot of covers he did Ace of Spades, Motorhead, Finn, Lizzy, Bad Reputation.

[Brett Vesely]

What you're ForGetting to say, br, is when we did these covers, you're forgetting the word. Better. He did Ace of Spades. You're right. Better.

[Brady Bogan]

You're right.

[Brett Vesely]

Right, exactly. You're a very handsome man. Handsome, intelligent. And then.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know if you've seen any of these on Instagram or any David Lee Roth.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no, I don't.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't want to see.

[Brady Bogan]

Announces he's doing a 2025 tour date.

[John Holmberg]

He's coming here, too.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't want to see it at the casino. I don't know. I. No, I mean David Lee Roth at this point, singing, it's bad. It's like if Michael J. Fox had a tap dancing show. He was touring. I just don't want to see it. It's sad. And it makes me remember when he was something and now he can't sing anymore at all. He just talks the whole time. It's so bad. And I feel terrible for him that he has to do this for his own sake, but it is. And you're going to go there wanting David Lee Roth and you're not getting it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you want 1979 David Lee Roth and.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, he's got four singers to make up, you know, to make up for some of his talks. Talking lyrics.

[Brett Vesely]

He's got Boys to Men. He sings Boys to Men. Now it's time to say goodbye.

[John Holmberg]

Let me see if I can pull it up.

[Brady Bogan]

I think. What?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, that's pathetic. No, we gotta go. We gotta go. Don't pull it up. We're done. I don't. I don't want to hear any David Lee Roth of today. No, thank you. I'd rather. AI. Some new David Lee Roth that's all made up.

[Brady Bogan]

He's hanging brain and then Leather pants.

[Brett Vesely]

We're done. Larry's coming up next and he. He'll play your new David Lee Roth stuff. Not me. I can't do it.

[Brady Bogan]

His mout doesn't shut either.

[Brett Vesely]

It's an affront to man. What's going on, man? God damn it. Wow. Might well die. He looks like somebody who got gum in their hair and then came back to school after their mom cut it. I can't even hear him. Thank God. All right, good. That's enough of that. Done with it. Just how you feel.

[John Holmberg]

He can't hit.

[Brady Bogan]

Health move extra.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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