05-06-25 - Ravens Release Kicker Justin Tucker Amid Sexual Allegations Much To John's Delight - Minnesota Woman Missing For 62 Years Found Alive Making Us Wonder How Long Do You Look?

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode 05-06-25 Summary

Title: Ravens Release Kicker Justin Tucker Amid Sexual Allegations Much To John's Delight - Minnesota Woman Missing For 62 Years Found Alive Making Us Wonder How Long Do You Look?

Release Date: May 6, 2025
Hosted By: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Platform: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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1. Introduction

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, host John Holmberg kicks off the morning with his usual blend of humor, controversy, and candid discussions. Joined by co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, the team delves into the latest sports scandals and intriguing local news, all while maintaining their signature irreverent tone.

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2. Main Discussion: Justin Tucker's Controversial Exit from the Ravens

The primary focus of today's episode centers around the Baltimore Ravens' decision to release their star kicker, Justin Tucker, amidst serious sexual assault allegations. The co-hosts express a mix of amusement and skepticism regarding the situation.

Justin Tucker's Allegations:

• John Holmberg opens the discussion with a provocative stance:

  "He's basically all over a bunch of ladies' stuff, and they're not happy about it. I just think that's the best. So the only place he should go is Cleveland..." (03:00)

• Brady Bogen and John Holmberg engage in a humorous yet critical examination of Tucker's claims of religious piety juxtaposed with his alleged misconduct:

  "Justin says this is why you stick with Asians. They don't speak English. No one ever understands them..." (21:00)

Speculations on Tucker's Future:

• The conversation shifts to potential teams interested in Tucker post-release. John Holmberg suggests Cleveland as a likely destination:

  "Cleveland's in the mix because evidently they don't mind..." (32:02)

• Bret Vesely chimes in with mock admiration for Tucker's kicking prowess, albeit overshadowed by his off-field issues:

  "He's a little assassin. He's a little sniper. It's like the game..." (25:54)

Hall of Fame Considerations:

• A spirited debate ensues about Tucker's Hall of Fame prospects, especially in light of the allegations:

  "He's a kicker... He didn't wait. No." (21:00)

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg:

  "I love it. I'm so happy that's the way he's." (03:00)
  "I'm thrilled with his downfall, every second of it." (31:31)

• Brady Bogen:

  "You have to go on somebody." (08:16)
  "It'd be pretty amazing." (17:22)

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3. Secondary Story: Minnesota Woman Missing for 62 Years Found Alive

Transitioning from sports turmoil, the hosts shift focus to a heartwarming yet puzzling local news story: a Minnesota woman who had been missing for 62 years was found alive, raising questions about long-term missing person cases.

Details of the Case:

• John Holmberg narrates the surprising discovery:

  "They dropped him already and he's still on their website." (12:15)
  "She chose to leave the town of Reedsburg, Wisconsin on her own. She's happy, she's safe, she's secure." (36:41)

Discussion Points:

• How Long to Search: The co-hosts debate the appropriate duration for searching a missing person:

  "When do you quit seriously looking? 62 years. I mean, when do you quit seriously looking?" (37:50)

• Emotional Impact: They explore the emotional ramifications for the family, pondering over prolonged disappearances and eventual acceptance:

  "If I'm 80 and I've been missing somebody for 62 years and they showed up, I'd be like, well, I don't know." (48:05)

• Community Efforts: The episode highlights the relentless efforts of communities and law enforcement in keeping hope alive, even decades later.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg:

  "It's Castaway. He was only gone for four years." (42:11)
  "You need to get out of here again. New disappear. What if they come back in their dicks?" (51:15)

• Bret Vesely:

  "That's the real story here is the initial family. And how long did they kick high grass looking for her bones, wasting their life." (40:51)

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4. Light-Hearted Banter and Community Stories

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in playful banter, often veering off-topic to discuss local celebrities, fictitious scandals, and humorous hypotheticals. Their camaraderie adds a layer of entertainment, making serious topics more approachable.

Examples:

• Mock Scenarios:

  "Imagine Justin Tucker on the speaking circuit... " (29:02)

• Local Legends: References to local figures and humorous takes on their actions provide comedic relief amidst intense discussions.

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5. Conclusion

The episode wraps up with the hosts reflecting on the day's discussions, emphasizing themes of accountability, community, and the unpredictable nature of both sports and personal lives. Their unique blend of humor and candidness offers listeners both entertainment and food for thought.

Final Thoughts:

• John Holmberg:

  "Wake us up. 585-9800. A good one. We'll scream it together." (40:51)

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Notable Timestamps:

• 03:00 - Introduction of Justin Tucker's allegations.
• 12:15 - Discussion on Justin Tucker's Raven's website status.
• 21:00 - Debate on Hall of Fame and Tucker's future.
• 31:31 - Expression of delight over Tucker's downfall.
• 36:41 - Introduction of the Minnesota missing woman story.
• 37:50 - Debate on duration of missing person searches.
• 42:11 - Reflection on the Castaway reference.
• 48:05 - Emotional impact discussion.
• 51:15 - Final reflections on missing person case.
• 40:51 - Transition to community and comedy promotions.

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Note: This summary intentionally omits the advertisement segments and non-content sections, focusing solely on the core discussions and interactions that define this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

Transcript

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You thought that was funny?

[John Holberg]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Tuesday. It is the morning sickness. My name's John Holmberg. There's Brady, there's Brett, and Big Dick Toledo's around here somewhere. It's 5:45. Let's get this thing going. Little misty rain. I almost rode my bike in this morning. I went outside and it was cold.

[Brady]

Got a little mist on the way.

[John Holberg]

We got nothing doesn't count for much. But I wasn't worried so much about the rain as it was. I didn't want to be cold. I woke up and I'm like, I'm not gonna be cold for this. This isn't exercise, and cold shouldn't go hand in hand. We live here, so I'll just take a day off from that nonsense. That's crazy. Still, though, it's not that bad out. It's not worth it to get caught in that. And I thought, that's a. I got worried that was going to happen. I would have been okay. So if you're planning it, you'll be fine. But, you know, I like convenience and comfort. Not a huge fan of making myself uncomfortable being trapped in it, and I almost did that. So I'm out of that. Plus, I'm too happy. Life has gone too well. I can't. I can't manage to put myself in situations that make me unhappy because the Baltimore Ravens are all sad and scrambling and Justin Tucker got cut yesterday. The tugger is gone. He's going to take his balance somewhere else. If you haven't been following the Justin Tucker Story, 16 Baltimore Area Massage therapists have accused him of assaulting them with his, I don't know, prone position, attacks from the massage table. He's basically all over a bunch of ladies stuff, and they're not happy about it. I don't know how many of the ladies got hit with friendly fire, but he was putting it all over their things, mainly their beds and their sheets. And the best part is that Justin Tucker, A, is a Raven, so it makes Ravens fans sad. B, widely regarded as the best kicker in the history of the NFL. So that's a fall from grace that only. I love when it happens to Ravens. I think it's great. And C, a super religious, pious pile of garbage. Which makes it even better that he's been going around talking about how Lord, the Lord has blessed him with this, that meanwhile he can't stop on strangers. And I just think that's the best. So the only place he should go is Cleveland, where he and Deshaun Watson can go to church on Sundays and then on the locals Monday through Saturday. I think it's just great. I love it. I'm so happy that's the way he's.

[Brady]

Blessing these women in the job.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[John Holberg]

I don't think that's.

[Brady]

I don't know, anointing them.

[John Holberg]

I don't know your book that well, but I remember When I didn't see it, and Jesus all over the place, you know, I don't remember. And the Jews said, jesus, could we have some more? I don't think that ever happened. He was leaving little thimbles of it all over. Drink of my. Eat of my flesh. Drink of. Drink of my. Nope, I don't think that's in there. I don't think on Sundays, you guys, you know, get a cup of melted marshmallows and a wafer. I don't think that goes on, but Justin Tugger thinks so.

[Brady]

So what happens? NFL investigates. Well, no one will touch them until it's done, right?

[John Holberg]

I think there's two separate investigations. Yeah, well, the NFL will investigate. No, there's teams that could absolutely say, hey, we've got no kick. I would imagine the Raiders, I don't know their kicking situation, but somebody. They're bad kickers out there. Justin Tugger will work again, so long as he's not thrown in jail. If it's all just accusations, that guy is definitely going to pick up a gig or two and that'll be even better. Now, will he be worth it to a team if this gets hotter and hotter? I don't know. But if you're sitting there and your kicker blows his knee out in camp and Justin Tuggar sitting there, you know, all, you know, limber and stretched out and massaged and ready to go, you assign him a male masseuse to be with him at all times and say, if you ever need a rub down, this is your guy. I don't like those. Those guy ones don't make me on stuff. Right. Exactly, Justin. I like a stranger. I like a stranger who can sue me because I'm an idiot. Yeah, well, stop on people and let's just kick. And then. So, yeah, somebody still standing by. Wow. They're. They're. It's. It reminds me. Look, it was tough as a Cubs fan, but when Ben Zobrist, who played for the Cubs, who wouldn't shut up about Jesus, and he and his wife and she sang Jesus music and he started to. I don't know how he did it, but Zobra started to get hurt to sing the national anthem at Cub games a lot. And I mean, a lot. And those two were like. He was promoting a record. He got. He got the Cubs to do all sorts of stuff for. Turns out she was, like, hammering hard on their pastor that would live with them. And it was just the best story ever. Well, I know for a fact what it's like to be on it. But Ben Zo wasn't a lifelong Cub. Although he was the MVP of the World Series, the Cubs one. He was, you know, he's only there for a couple years. He had a nice, nice little bop with the Cubs. He was fun. But that was a funny story because the next year he's like, he started to push it around a little bit. He started to be. I just don't like when people lead with that and then get busted and then stay with it, you know, I want. I would love it if somebody like Justin Tucker got caught and just said, I'm sorry, I, I'm going to get in some trouble here. I've been lying to you guys about this whole religious thing. I'm, I'm a. I'm not going to lean in on it again. I'm not going to start talking about God now. And he did. Of course power of the Lord will get us through this, Mike. No, no, I think he's probably mad at you too, for on everybody in Baltimore.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe he should go to Cleveland. He's already got a mentor there. I mean, he's ready to go.

[John Holberg]

I mean, it makes the most sense.

[John Holmberg]

Perfect.

[John Holberg]

A guy who's been through this power team that's combined. That's over 70 assaults to massage therapists. And again, it begs the question. And I know he's a kicker, but he made good money for a kicker. Hire one who loves the taste of your you and just have at her. I know variety is the spice of life and stuff, but, you know, you're all committed to your wife and the Lord and all that. Can you commit to one massage therapist so you don't get in trouble for this stuff? I'm glad you didn't, but geez Louise, man, just hire a hoe. Hire a whore, you know, who will do some minor massages. Now if you need a theragun or something on your legs because you got to keep them stretched out, you're going to need some skills. But train her, tell her what you need and then say, also, I'm going to need to absolutely ejaculate all over the. I have to do this. I mean, that's just part of being a kicker.

[Brady]

She can put some cups on you.

[John Holberg]

It begs the question to me. Oh, yeah, she could copy. Leave a little bruise. It begs the question, though, how many football players are currently sweating it out waiting for the massage? Because if two guys in the last five years have multiple, then multiple guys are doing massage therapy with multiple people.

[Brady]

You know, those are the ones that haven't figured out tight rotation, but 16.

[John Holberg]

That means there's probably 30 or 14 of them are like, he didn't. He didn't on my stuff. Because he's got to keep it straight with a few of them. Because if he. Because if it does come out, he's like, look, pardon the pun. But if it does come out, he's got to have the ones that he didn't do it with go. Will you back me up here? I don't do that, do I? And I never, never ever. Not at all. And I've massaged you at least 20 times, and you've never once on me. So I'll go to court and say that, oh, it's great stuff. And it's just because it's a Baltimore Raven who sings opera and stuff. He's just such a douche now, and he always was. Justin Tucker has a beautiful voice, and he's like, I'm sorry.

[Brady]

It had very little to do about that. He kicked 73% last year, right?

[John Holberg]

Yeah, well, he did have a bad year, but it's because he was feeling the heat. Somebody had mentioned, look, that stuff doesn't just pop up overnight. Someone had told him, justin, I'm gonna. I'm gonna take you to court. And then the lawyers got involved and said, evidently, there's more. We're gonna hold off on the announcement until we find as many as we can. And Justin knew that his everywhere. He knew that privately. So his kick started to drift a little. His brain wasn't altogether there. He had some stuff to worry about. His whole world's about to collapse. I think it's great his wife's sticking through it. I think that's awesome. I think that's really cool that she sits back and goes, that's nice, because she's the one he probably never on. It was just always the therapist. I love it. More ravens down. More ravens down. Now, if we could get Lamar Jackson in some sort of a strange tranny ring that. Oh, my. Oh, Lord almighty, if Justin Tucker could pray to that God that loves him so much, please, Lamar Jackson next. Next up. And I. What? I don't know what he could all over, but I know it wouldn't be attractive. Oh, whatever he's got showing up, he can have all the money in the world and women still won't go to him. I bet you he's got some ugly broads in his life because that dude's ugly. You know who's second in line for ugliest guy in football? It just happened in the draft. That Travis Hunter kid, he's like, he's strange. Look, when he smiles, I'm like, he's poorly drawn. There's some ugly dudes in the NFL, but those two top it. And I don't really hate Travis Hunter. He's a Jaguar. Until that, that, that will never really matter. Oh, boy, that Lamar Jackson's ugly. He's up there in Baltimore. Hey, Justin, where that massage tap is in. Oh, bless you, Lamar. Bless you so much. I just all over a massage therapist down the road there and tomorrow I plan on her friends. Thanks, Lamar. I'm sleepy. I need a rub down there he Is that him? Singing opera. Oh, Justin Tucker singing Oops, sir. Justin. Justin. Justin. If I was a massage therapist, I'd tell him. I'm like, look, if I just jerk you off, you stop singing.

[Brady]

This one's called Ava Release.

[John Holberg]

Wait for the crescendo.

[John Holmberg]

The crazy part is they. They dropped him already and he's still on their website.

[John Holberg]

Well, on the Raven's website, they're still proud.

[John Holmberg]

It's not directly from the website.

[John Holberg]

You can be good at a couple things at once, Brett. Like I'm. I'm also great at. You know, I think we all in the room, maybe not Brady, but all of us in the room are pretty good at all over stuff. I mean, Brady's really neat about it. He puts down landing pads. We, on the other hand, you know, I get fired all over what I'm. What I'm really good at, not doing it on people who don't want me to. I think that's the thing I'm most proud of in my life is that I can make that claim that as far as I know, with great confidence. I've never anyone who didn't want me to. You know, I think I'm. I'm pretty sure I'm 100% across the board on that.

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[John Holberg]

Morning Sickness or at least didn't put themselves in a position to expect it. I guess that's a bad way to put it, but I've it's always seemed pretty mutual. I'm going to go ahead and say 100% across the board every time that's happened. And usually they're asking. I got oh yeah, yeah, yeah. In my past, in my yeah. I don't know that I've ever said whether you like it or not ever during sex. I don't think those for that phrase never come.

[Brady]

You're looking for those results.

[John Holberg]

Usually in my entire life someone has said where you know if it's going somewhere. I don't really usually make the random choice on my own. Not like Justin Tucker did. I might wear a Ravens helmet when I do it next time and see if it feels better. I think it will. We all have one now. Flamar Jackson could have it happen. Ah heaven. Heaven. Do you have A person that you're like, oh, this one could fall. I'd be real happy.

[John Holmberg]

Let's see. Buffett's dead.

[John Holberg]

That's the good thing. But scandal, like you wish a scandal upon someone.

[John Holmberg]

Give me a minute on that one. And, you know, I mean, lead singer from Fish.

[John Holberg]

Oh, my God. Yeah. You're going down the musical route. Yeah, I'm with you.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, just, you know, because. Well, I'm just going back to last week when we talked about our Mount Everest or Mount Mount Rushmore of.

[John Holberg]

But is there anyone in sports like, your White Sox are horrible. Bears are horrible.

[John Holmberg]

Aaron Rodgers.

[John Holberg]

Don't do that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[John Holberg]

Not now.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry.

[John Holberg]

Maybe someday, but not now. You can't have that right now.

[Brady]

The curse has been made.

[John Holberg]

You would like Aaron Rodgers to have a scandalous end.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[John Holberg]

Well, I guess that makes sense.

[John Holmberg]

I can kind of see that, actually, just in a weird way.

[John Holberg]

Oh, he could. Yeah. Something could pop up with Aaron, for sure. Yeah.

[Brady]

He'll make his decision midway through the season.

[John Holberg]

I still own you. I mean, and he did.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not. I'm not. You know.

[John Holberg]

Oh, look, Lamar is not. He doesn't have a good record against the Steelers, but they're better than them.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[John Holberg]

And it's because of him. And it stings. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holberg]

That's where the hurt comes from. But I also hate him because he wears that big, ugly Barney helmet with that terrible cartoon Hanna Barbera bird on the side. Brady, do you have someone that you wish scandal upon other than the Generator guy? Wouldn't it be great, though, if Generator Guy was in one? Wouldn't it be great if today on the news Generator Guy got caught just all over people?

[Brady]

It'd be timely.

[John Holberg]

It would be not just timely, like satisfying. Can you see the satisfaction in his downfall of all over people? Wouldn't it be great?

[Brady]

It'd be pretty amazing.

[John Holberg]

Yeah. You like that? You don't like wishing that on people, but in your eyes, I see it right there. There's a lot of happiness.

[Brady]

Is there a twinkle?

[John Holberg]

Oh, there's a twinkle. There's a twinkle. Yeah. Yeah. I think that would be a good one, too.

[Brady]

Trying to think in sports, just generally.

[John Holberg]

It could be sports, but like Michigan. Harbaugh.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holberg]

You could see, like, either, like, Jim or John. I'm not.

[Brady]

Scandal is right there.

[John Holberg]

Oh, it's just waiting. Like, you were probably pretty happy when he has little. What are they doing with the sign? Stealing Scandal. Even though I thought that was a fairly weak attack. But if it turns out he was on people like Crazy.

[Brady]

Oh, it's close. You got that? Oh, the rest of his staff, that offensive coordinator, what'd he do? They found tons of. Well, he hacked into a bunch of female students computers.

[John Holberg]

He was watching them for all that images. And for Ohio State fan. That's great. And you don't feel bad? You're happy about that?

[Brady]

I feel bad for the girls.

[John Holberg]

Yeah. No, no, you don't feel bad at all. You have. No, you say that you absolutely have no emotions.

[Brady]

Oops.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, you say that because you think that's the right thing to say. But deep down, you don't have a ounce of emotion for that at all. You're happy about the Harbaugh thing. What weighs more? The sorrow for the girls or the happiness for the. The Michigan staff being embarrassed? I'll tell you, I know exactly the answer. And you can pretend it's. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

He's gonna lie.

[John Holberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

No, John.

[John Holberg]

Those poor ladies and their privacy has been. You don't even know who they are and you don't care. You never looked into it. I guarantee you if the story came up, here are the ladies that the Michigan coach offended. Oh, and here's a story next to it, of all the details of what's going to happen to this Michigan coach. I know which one you're clicking on and it isn't about the poor ladies you can send money to. We all know. Yeah, we. It's a thing. LeBron James would be a nice.

[John Holmberg]

I was just going to say that, too. And just because it's LeBron James, I don't even. You know.

[John Holberg]

But he's done so much that it would have to be OJ Style, big. Like, you got to think back, like in the set, there were people. OJ never won championships, but OJ was the first 2000 yard rusher, right? He was. He was up people's asses. Like, if you didn't like the Bills and their rivals were at the time, Colts, same division back then, before the realignment. Jets to a certain degree. You know, Steelers, the Raiders, those are the AFC champions. The teams that were vying for it all. The Bills were always at second tier because of O.J. there were people who hated O.J. simpson as a football player who when all that happened, said, good. I never liked ucla. People probably hated OJ Simpson.

[Brady]

Running all over.

[John Holberg]

Running all over everybody for. Yeah. All through college. And then he goes on and then you're like, oh, this guy's just such a jerk.

[Brady]

But then he was, you know, even more liked after football.

[John Holberg]

Right? And that had to Piss a lot more people off who hated OJ but there had to be people, you know, hall of Famers have to have it can't just be whacking off on people, you know, can't have it. You got to do something bigger than that. Justin Tucker's probably a Hall of Famer, but not yet. He didn't wait. No. It's great stuff. We all have. Someone does that.

[Brady]

Blank him out of the hall of Fame. I mean, if not helping.

[John Holberg]

He's a kicker.

[Brady]

It's found, you know, there's.

[John Holberg]

It's not helping.

[Brady]

Even one of the allegations is holds.

[John Holberg]

It doesn't help. Kickers. Kickers. Kickers have to have a pristine slide in. And he was on. He was on pace. He and Adam Vinatieri were the two kickers. I think John Stennerude is the only other one in the hall of Fame. There may be another one that I'm not remembering him. I don't know if Vinatieri's in or not. I don't think he is yet.

[Brady]

Blanda, did he get in?

[John Holberg]

Blanda played like nine positions, though. Yeah, Yeah. I don't even. I don't even know if he. I think he's a Hall of Famer, but he played everything this dude was in. Tucker was. I mean, everybody's like, he's the greatest kicker that's ever walked the earth. And now it's like, let's not. Let's not put a kicker in the hall of Fame. We don't have to. If he's going to be, you know, throwing that stuff all over. If he's got his fluffer nutter and so. Yeah. And plus, you don't want him excited. Take him over to Canton and have him meet some girl. He's like, I just need. I'm a little tasty to get in. Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Blanda.

[Brady]

Yeah, he might be able to sing his way in.

[John Holberg]

Tucker, you might be able. They might let him, like do the black national anthem before or something like that. You know, lift every voice. And then here's Justin Tucker. We allowed him to do the one thing.

[Brady]

Please, fans, this one. Get on your knees.

[John Holberg]

Get down on one knee. Let's rub one out to Justin Tuggar. Come on. Nope, we're doing this. Justin says this is why you stick with Asians. They don't speak English. No one ever understands them. They get angry when they start yelling. They sound like they're mad all the time anyway. It's true. Travis is right. Why are you going with English speaking people? You're going To. If you're going to do the rub and tug or the unwanted rub and tug, do it at a place that actually is afraid of what they're already doing. They've got something to lose. You've got something to lose. This one says, waiting for the day when 30 chefs come forward and take Brady down for the crimes he's committed against them. Andrew. That's true. There might be sign. I wonder. Oh, I know there's people in radio here rooting for me. Local people in radio root for me to have some sort of. Oh, that guy. He is dreaming of the day that I on somebody the wrong way. I heard he had jizz problems.

[John Holmberg]

All right, buddy.

[John Holberg]

That's right. Yeah, he is definitely rooting for me. Oh, there's probably 10 or 11 people that would love it if I took a tumble and, you know, started to.

[John Holmberg]

Took a tug.

[John Holberg]

Yeah. Started to tug out on strangers. Yeah. Pratt's top of the list, but I root the same. So I think we balance each other out.

[John Holmberg]

Cancels each other.

[John Holberg]

Well, if he could get a hard on, because he's not a man. If he could get a hard on, then I would worry about it, but he can't because God took those away from him long time ago. Busted him. Busted him a long time ago. Yeah. So I'd say no to that. And then. And Beth also. Beth probably would. She's probably got a couple scandals where she probably just puts a knife to your throat after she on your stuff and says, you tell anybody about this, I'll finish the job.

[John Holmberg]

And then she whips it out.

[John Holberg]

I think you're more shocked at the size of Beth's junk that you wouldn't tell anybody that you jerked her off. Yeah, there's a lot of reason. Why don't you go get a third Don Harvey? Mike. Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Strong.

[John Holberg]

Poor Sharp. Probably has to do it every day. Sharp, I'm feeling a little tight. You get those little man paws over here. Get to work on the totem. You stand there in that white uniform of yours and extend me a little courtesy. Sharp.

[Brady]

Ladonna's backed up over here, Stedman.

[John Holberg]

That's right, broomhead. Don't think I don't need you back there. Get your thumb lubed up. It's a thing. But there is. There is great joy in when your enemies fall. And I know there's a lot of people out there go, that's terrible. Well, you're the type of person that I wish this on then, because you're not human. We all love it, especially in Sports. When the guy on the other team, your rival, you know, on a bunch of people, it's just great. My friend who's a Chiefs fan, yesterday we're back and forth. We went with Justin Tucker jokes because they hate him too, because he's out there. He's out there to beat you. He's out there. He's a little assassin. He's a little sniper. It's like the game. You're not even part of the game. And then we were beating you by two with three seconds left. You come in and hit a 66 yarder, go, well, you do that anyway. I go, don't do that. Go on somebody. Anyway, Justin Tucker's gonna. Hopefully one of these sticks. The one thing that's amazing is every time this happens, well, the times it's happened, that's too many. These guys end up fine. I mean, Desean Watson had 30 plus people say he was doing that, and it all sort of was like, no.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's why I'm curious, like, how many were settled?

[John Holberg]

Well, desean Watson can settle it. I don't know that Justin Tucker can. Deshaun Watson had $50 million a year coming his way guaranteed for the next few years, plus what he had before. He had the ability to give everybody a couple million bucks and still be. I don't think Tucker's got that. I don't know how much money Justin Tucker made through his career. Good amount, Definitely a decent, but it's not payoff. 16 women amount that's gonna bust him.

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holberg]

My prediction for Justin Tucker is there will be. He'll pay off. All of it is going there. And he's going to have this weird evangelical show that like we're supposed to forgive him or something because he's asking, like, because he's like play pretending to be, you know, in love with Lord Jesus. And he's going to come out and just go, I'm a man. I make mistakes. I'm like, no, that doesn't fly. That doesn't fly. That's proof that my way is right and your way is wrong. Because if you truly believed that there was an overlord watching every move you made, you wouldn't make mistakes like that. That's not a mist. Like when you go back for the, let's say, 14th time and you all over somebody that doesn't want you to, you're no longer making a mistake. You're making a choice. So I don't want to hear your I'm a man. I have problems. We're all idiots. I get that. But you're the one saying that you've got constant 24 hour surveillance from, you know, Jesus security systems, and you're still doing that. I don't believe you actually believe what you say you do. But he'll do some evangelical TV show that'll come out later and he'll be like, see, look at me, I'm great. You guys should. It'll make you. And it's that. It's that passive aggressive way of, of when they screw up. They make us feel like if we don't forgive them, we're the bad ones. Nope. To quote Corey Taylor, I'm not Jesus. I will not forgive. I remember all those.

[Brady]

If not, he can at least go on the speaking circuit.

[John Holberg]

Oh yeah, that's. Well, he's going to be in one of those deals like that, that Promise Keepers guy who was, who was also throwing his seed all over the place.

[Brady]

The original.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, the ocean. Telling all these other guys how to live their lives. These downtrodden dudes who were popping in there and telling him, you're doing it wrong. I'M the one who's got all the answers. I'll help you out. And how was he saying it? Hey, I know I'm not perfect. I'm just like you. Except for I charge $85 to tell you I'm. That I'm just like you. And you're sad. And I take advantage of the desperate. So I'll fill a stadium and tell you, hey, you're all kind of sucky. Here's how I live my life. And then later it turned out and.

[Brady]

He filled it back up after confessing and.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, because he made everybody man.

[Brady]

I'm weak.

[John Holberg]

That is not what it is. No, you. You know who doesn't do that? North Koreans. Because they truly believe they're being watched. They know for a fact they can't on people. Cuz they're pretty sure they're being watched at all times. And there's repercussions. The only people who use that garbage excuse are religious. I'm a man. I make mistakes. Yeah, I thought you were under constant surveillance though. Didn't you say that's your belief? Yeah, but I make mistakes. I wouldn't make mistakes if there's a cop behind me. I don't speed. So I don't believe your system is in play for you. For real.

[Brady]

Camera wasn't on that day, right?

[John Holberg]

Yes, it was. Omniscient. Omnipotent. You're the one. Those are your words. I didn't make this up. I'm not blaming. I'm saying either stick to your guns or get out of there. We're fallible as men. Sure. 16 times you on someone who didn't want it. Kind of think you might think that system's busted. Don't go telling me about how you believe in it again. I've always said that if your dad's in the room, Brett, if, if. If your dad is standing there, Kurt Vesely standing in the room, you're like, I know he's here, but I'm a man. And you just start beating off. You'd be like, what the hell are you doing? Well, I know you're there, but I just figured since I made a mistake, just started beating off in front of the guy watching me. I don't believe you believe it. I don't believe you believe it.

[Brady]

When you start it, it's true most of the time.

[John Holberg]

What?

[Brady]

That they don't actually believe.

[John Holberg]

They don't actually believe that part. They try to scare themselves with it. And then they realize I'm alone right now. And this lady deserves a big old batch of me. And then they fired off on her and they're like, oops, sorry, Jesus, it's garbage. And especially the pious ones that go around and tell everybody that they're religious and they're better than you. Like Justin Tucker did anyway. I'm just thrilled with it. I'm thrilled with the downfall, every second of it.

[Brady]

Maybe they can add that to the conclave tomorrow.

[John Holberg]

That could be on whether or not Justin Tucker.

[Brady]

Second thing on the agenda.

[John Holberg]

Justin Tucker should probably get a contract somewhere. I mean, what are the Dolphins have for a kicker? I don't think Justin Tucker would do very well in Miami. Those ladies. I mean, he was actually in Baltimore. Yuck. The smell alone keeps me from being. That is a. God's a wasteland, let's be honest.

[John Holmberg]

So is Cleveland or bust at this point?

[John Holberg]

Cleveland's in the mix because evidently they don't mind. You know, they don't mind that.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, I'm just talking about quality of women, so.

[John Holberg]

Oh, yeah. No, yeah. Well, I mean, Tucson, the only one with a actual.

[Brady]

There'll be some activity. They gotta wait a month.

[John Holberg]

Yeah. Kick back up trying to think of which city would take him.

[John Holmberg]

Because Raiders aren't in Oakland anymore.

[John Holberg]

Yeah. Because that would be a. Evidently, if the women of Baltimore make you. Yeah. Cleveland's the second closest one. And then dumps are there. There's not a lot of like, dumps. I mean, you could get into. I don't know. Like, every city has an argument that, yes, there's ladies there that'll make it. I mean, Pittsburgh's got Christina Aguilera, so, I mean, you still got one of those there.

[John Holmberg]

She's yours.

[John Holberg]

Cincinnati's probably up there. Although there's been a few of them river hillbillies that'll pop out like Jamie Presley now and again. Baltimore doesn't have that at all. Cleveland doesn't have that at all. Buffalo.

[Brady]

That'S in the run.

[John Holberg]

That's in the running for, you know, gotta have low standards. Oakland maybe used to be, but they're not there anymore. Yeah. I don't know. Those are the three. Those are Justin's options right now. All the other ones are way too tempt. You think he could come to Arizona? Justin Tucker would look like a snow globe if he was in Scottsdale. Anyway, just a happy day. Just happy. It makes me so incredibly happy. And I can't wait for his, you know. Oh, that's the reason Tom Brennaman got in trouble. So I'm a man of faith. The Second he leaned on it, it's like, dude, don't. Yeah, that's the. It wasn't because of what he said. It's what he said after that apology when he went down the road of, you have to. You have to forgive me. I'm a good guy. It's like, oh, Tommy, no, don't do this.

[Brady]

Now it's part of college and high school. Whenever there's a comment that. Something the kids say, oh, that's a.

[John Holberg]

Deep, deep drive by Castellanos because he blew it. I don't know if I'm ever to strap this headset on again. I mean, I'm a man of faith. I don't say there's a deep drive by Castellano. He tried to say he doesn't do that. God guides him. And like, you just called this whole city. Just own it, man. Don't ever mention it again. Pull a shaggy. Wasn't me.

[John Holmberg]

Rick James is from Buffalo. He'd fit. You know, that's kind of a fitting.

[John Holberg]

Rick James is from Buffalo. That's the hottest chick coming out of Buffalo.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[John Holberg]

Of all time. What good looking woman I know in.

[John Holmberg]

10 most famous Buffalo people.

[John Holberg]

Buffalo.

[John Holmberg]

Buffalo. Mark Twain.

[John Holberg]

Twain's not from Buffalo, is he?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's what says.

[John Holberg]

They're claiming him. I think he was from Illinois. I'm roundabout related to Mark Twain.

[John Holmberg]

Green Jelly, the band that is a top tenner.

[John Holberg]

That's.

[John Holmberg]

That's over. Rick James.

[John Holberg]

As a matter of fact, Rick James just spent a weekend there.

[John Holmberg]

There you go, Brady.

[John Holberg]

George Hormel. George Hormel. That's Brady. Well, wow. Geez. Brady just. Justin Tuckered all over Buffalo. Lex Luger, the wrestler. These are the. There's no women that came from Buffalo any.

[Brady]

Oh, there you go.

[John Holberg]

There you go. Jeffrey Jones, he's one principal from Ferris Bueller. And then he got in trouble for touching or having child porn. Greg Olson, the world's worst basketball player.

[Brady]

Odin.

[John Holberg]

Or Odin. Yeah. Vincent Gallo, he was in Blue Brown Bunny.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holberg]

And he got to tugging. So Oral hershey's a top 10.

[John Holmberg]

And then the Goo Goo Dolls are in there too.

[John Holberg]

Oral Hershey's is your best one coming.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And that's number 10.

[John Holberg]

I mean, he's bigger than Lex Luger.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, I think I'd put Rick James above.

[John Holberg]

Well, that's where. That's where Justin's gonna go.

[Brady]

You have to go over to Jamestown.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, I got some. Yeah. I Love Lucy stuff going on over there.

[Brady]

The only thing I know in that area.

[John Holberg]

Yeah. Jamestown. I know the Cancer hospital, because my grandpa died in it. Buffalo's beautiful. I don't even know he had cancer. I think he just stopped being. Wanting to be alive when he saw Buffalo. Like me, I was 6. And I'm like, can I get hooked up to something too? And knocked down. I don't want to. I don't want to ever open my eyes in this town again. Anyway, that's good stuff. I like it. And then I saw a story about a woman who. They're talking about this, like, she disappeared 62 years ago. I forgot her name. I got it here. Audrey Backenburg disappeared from a city in central Wisconsin. She was hitchhiking with her family's babysitter and then she was caught a bus to Indianapolis and disappeared. 62 years ago. They found her last week.

[Brady]

And how old? When she was hitchhiking, like in high school?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[John Holberg]

So she's like 80 now.

[John Holmberg]

Say, was she guarding the chalice along with the three guys from the Last Crusade or what?

[John Holberg]

Jews wisely who have chosen poly. Nobody knew where she went or what happened to her at all. And then it says after that. It's weird. She was found alive in another state. Thanks to the fresh eyes of a deputy who took over the case in February. He recognized her. Guy's name is Isaac Hansen. Discovered an out of state arrest record that matched hers. And that triggered a series of investigative moves that led to finding her alive and safe in another state. She chose to leave the town of Reedsburg, Wisconsin on her own. She's happy, she's safe, she's secure. Yeah, she got out of there. It begs the question though, because I was watching this and this is kind of, you know, you gotta get a little meta with yourself here. Don't go with your first initial response, which everybody says you never stop. When do you quit looking? 62 years. I mean, when do you quit seriously looking? It's not like a silver alert where you just look at the car.

[John Holmberg]

55 years ago.

[John Holberg]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Give it a couple years just to be nice.

[John Holberg]

I thought the same thing, but somewhere between seven and 10, 13 or 14 years, and I'm like, I don't know, it's just gonna be bad news or she doesn't want to be around.

[John Holmberg]

Right. And either way.

[John Holberg]

And that was the case. Yeah. Turns out she didn't want to see you.

[John Holmberg]

She want to be in Wisconsin. I don't blame her.

[John Holberg]

If. If Matthiah left, it was like a. And you didn't know where she went, you'd look for a bit.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holberg]

And then it Always have it in the back of your mind, but when do you start dating again? Christmas. Yeah, probably right after Christmas. Right around Christmas. Like, I gotta get. This is a lonely time of year.

[Brady]

That week before is great. Great timing.

[John Holberg]

And you're gonna get some serious sympathy ass. Like, I don't know, she's dead or she ran away. I don't know what's going on. And then you find out after all that looking that she just moved to Indianapolis just to get away from you. You've wasted your whole life searching for somebody that didn't want to be with.

[Brady]

You and not one relative that she wanted to contact you. I liked my aunt. She dodged or whatever. All of them contact anybody they thought.

[John Holberg]

She was missing for 62 years turns up just fine. I'm good. Like, wha. Did you ever want to contact anyone? If I did, I would have. I did not.

[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holberg]

So then you gotta go back to the other family. The real story here is the initial family. And how long did they kick high grass looking for her bones, wasting their life.

[Brady]

What caused her to run away?

[John Holberg]

Yeah, because this selfish broad decided she's getting out of Dodge. And if it was something where it was criminal or there was an uncle doing terrible stuff, wouldn't she have said to this guy, 62 years later, hey, his uncle. His uncle Dave's still around. It's like, no, he died years ago. Good. That guy used to do terrible stuff to me. Then the story comes out. That's why she left. She's fine. Just didn't want to be there anymore.

[Brady]

She get married, have kids?

[John Holberg]

Whole life?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holberg]

Totally normal life down there in Indiana.

[John Holmberg]

Her daughter, she went from Wisconsin to Indiana.

[John Holberg]

I know. That's how bad it was in Wisconsin. I didn't say she was smart.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's obvious.

[John Holberg]

But it made me question, how long do I look before I start looking silly?

[John Holmberg]

A couple years.

[John Holberg]

And then couple years is a serious look. Then that weird kind of every fifth weekend or anniversaries, you light some candles.

[John Holmberg]

Then it turns into Jimmy Hoffa. Yeah, it might still be out there, but, you know, I don't know where she went.

[John Holberg]

Terrible tragedy. What if she turns up? I've moved on. It's the. It's Castaway. He was only gone for four years. She looked for long enough on her story.

[John Holmberg]

You.

[John Holberg]

The assumption was pretty strong of that no plane was never going to be found. But. Or maybe they did. They never really got in that and cast away. Did they find the black box and no bodies. What did they find from the FedEx plane and Castle? But not only did she move on, she got married again. She had a kid. I mean, Helen Hunt's character in Castaway got right back to it. Now, again, he didn't just disappear.

[Brady]

So plan they were pretty sure he did not survive this.

[John Holberg]

You can start dating again. Couple months after the FedEx plane. Had he just disappeared? When do you stop looking? And I say, Brett's right. You got a full year. Like that's what Scott Peterson screwed up. You know, he's making phone calls a couple weeks later to the other chick. That's why he's in jail right now. Because the Other girl. And he was lying to her on recorded phone calls about how he was in Paris watching fireworks for New Year's Eve when really was kicking high grass looking for that wife's head. And we hope to find Lacy. We hope to find her today. Now everybody puts your heads down and look in the ground, in the high grass and see if we can actually do this. They never believed, never had any faith. Nobody ever looked in the trees like she was up in the trees. They always looked down on the assumption that she was laying somewhere. They never actually look in the Walmarts. They never. Whenever they're looking for somebody missing. That press conference always makes me laugh. And we're gonna hold that hope. We're never gonna stop. All right, now let's walk around this field because she could be hiding anywhere. It's like she's not there if she's not alive. Nobody ever looks at the Kmart. Nobody ever goes to Safeway. She's behind this. They know deep down where to look. Some field somewhere.

[Brady]

Or the neighbor one block over.

[John Holberg]

Right. Does anyone have a basement? They knock on his door, you wanna help a. Hey, Jeff. What do you crackas want? That's what it was in Cleveland. Just curious. We could see your basement. I got a basement. He's got a basement. We know he's got a basement. I work for the city. I know the whole layout.

[Brady]

Never thought it would be in that tarped backyard.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, Elizabeth Smart. Elizabeth Smart had that weird. Well, that was the key to that Visqueen backyard. They had all those blue tarps. I was like, has anybody thought to check under the tarps? No. She's got, like, a little tea set. She had some furniture. There she is, Elizabeth Smart, the one that was like a tenth of a mile from the backyard of the house she got stolen from. But they had her in San Diego for a little while, too. Yeah. Walking around.

[Brady]

Yeah. They did a little trip.

[John Holberg]

Met at night. Yeah. She had a nice little vacation. But, yeah, I guess that's it. I'm with you, Brett. A year of, like, solid, I'm never gonna stop. And then people stop paying attention to you.

[Brady]

But feel free to go longer. I mean, there's.

[John Holberg]

Sure, sure. You. No, no, no. There's. No.

[John Holmberg]

There's not a hard cut.

[John Holberg]

But for you, deep down, you have in the back of your head, you never stop looking. But after a couple years, you just kind of start going, I'm not gonna look as much. I'm gonna look.

[Brady]

You know what, honey? I'm gonna give you 30 days.

[John Holberg]

All right.

[Brady]

I'm just.

[John Holberg]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That turns into the Easter keg hunt once a year, you know, I mean.

[John Holberg]

Yeah. Then it's an anniversary. You know, go out and kick some high grass today and see if we can. And you're looking for terrible stuff when you're in those high grass hunts. Holding hands with the whole city, making that we are the world line shell. Just kicking high grass. Gosh, I hope we find her. Like, I hope we don't find her like this. Can we look. Like. How can we never look at the beach or anything? Like, where is she? Like, upright, having fun.

[Brady]

Go the OJ Route. Might be on a golf course.

[John Holberg]

Hey, he looked at a lot of golf courses for the real killers. Now, that guy was searching for the people who did it. And you know what? He was right. They were on a golf course. They were actually in his cart with him. They were him. So, yeah. It's a weird thing, but, yeah. I watch a lot of murder shows, and it seems like the whole search party thing dries up. And that's when you know, because, like, the neighbors stop looking. After about a month and a half, you get your whole community in on it for about 45 days. And then they start falling off naked lives. Then you're stuck by yourself, putting up things on telephone poles. And then after a while, it's like, I don't. If she's out there, I don't think if she'd come back. I think she's been trafficked. And then you work for an organization to try to stop human traffic, try to stop it from happening again. You stop looking for that person. You start trying to help the next one.

[John Holmberg]

Or you start a TV show and be John Walsh.

[John Holberg]

But he already knew his kid wasn't around. He found him in the high grass. That was the first time I ever saw that work. We're gonna find Adam. And they're, like, over here. Like, oh, my God, they did it. Is in the high grass. Never do they look on the beach. Like, maybe she's playing Frisbee. Nope, never. They hold out hope, but they never look in spots that are hopeful. Not at the mall. They're never, like, a casual corner. She's over here.

[John Holmberg]

This guy wants to know how long. Boss Moto's looking for Chiba hut Kirby.

[John Holberg]

Oh, he'd look for Kirby forever. But the first kids are different. I'm talking about, like, a loved one. Kids are obligated to because you can get in trouble for that. And plus, they probably think you did something. Kids go missing. Oh, the search you stop the physical search, but you just mentally, you're always.

[Brady]

Looking and watching the movies. And some of those, you know, if it's, you know, especially if it's like kidnapped or whatever.

[John Holberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

If you haven't heard in three days, it's over. Yeah.

[John Holberg]

Taken. If it wasn't for Liam Neeson, those girls were in trouble. If they had a different dad, they'd still be on that boat doing stuff, whatever.

[Brady]

That drugged up yachting.

[John Holberg]

Yeah. I gotta hand it to the girl from taking two, she wanted to travel again. The last time. That was the last time I'm going anywhere. She's like, we need a vacation. Like you want to get on a plane and go somewhere again.

[Brady]

Where?

[John Holberg]

Overseas. I don't think you want to leave the house ever again.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[John Holberg]

I'm just kind of cooped up. I feel like getting out. You do remember last time. It kind of put me in a bad spot.

[Brady]

Dollywood. That's it.

[John Holberg]

Yeah. We're going to Branson again. I'll keep my eyes on you in Branson. The Ozarks are for our family. Although they do have a lot of high grass. Anyway, 62 years, they found her. And I don't even know if I'd be happy if I was. If I'm 80 and I've been missing somebody for 62 years and they showed up, I'd be like, well, I don't know. You. What the you want?

[Brady]

So is it alive?

[John Holberg]

Huh?

[Brady]

You know, I mean, who's left?

[John Holberg]

Good question. I didn't follow up on it that far. I just know that she was.

[Brady]

Because it'd have to be a. Maybe a younger brother, not a parent. Sister.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, more than likely not a parent.

[Brady]

Although close.

[John Holmberg]

It'd be a hundred and change.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, maybe it was Wisconsin. She might have been the product of a 16 year old mother. No, I mean, it's the thing.

[Brady]

27, huh?

[John Holberg]

She's probably 80, so 16 would be about as far as you want to go. Unless you go 14. That makes her 94.

[John Holmberg]

That is Wisconsin.

[Brady]

So, you know, because I mean, I'm 60. Bunnies 80. Turn 86.

[John Holberg]

That's what I'm saying. But if you're 80, Brady, you want your mom to be about 14 or 15 years older than you or Brett's right. She's going to be a crypt keeper in her hundred hundreds. If her mom wasn't 16, 14, 15 or 16, she is not going to be happy. And you don't want to really surprise her with, we found her because she was 20ish. She's like late teens. Okay, so even if she's mid teens, I didn't see the age. Even if she's mid teens, she's like 14 or 15. She's still 78.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Which mean her parents are mid to high 90s or 100, you know?

[John Holberg]

Yeah. And you're not. Hey, guess who I found tonight? To a 95 year old. I don't remember. Right. Of course your parents don't care to see you. And neither did you, by the way. We're not gonna go. We're not gonna pay for your flights to go up and see them. You 62 years. You had a chance to reach out.

[John Holmberg]

Call Oprah.

[John Holberg]

She'd love that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Anyway, got me, got me wondering.

[Brady]

It's the grandkids. I don't think you know, let alone parents, siblings even.

[John Holberg]

Are they making it that she got her own grandkids? Yeah. So nobody remembers her. There's cousins that I'm like, oh, yeah. And I. It's been like 10 years. Forgot about that one.

[John Holmberg]

Who's is that one again?

[John Holberg]

That's Doug. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot that. That one. What is that one? The 1234. Holy Christ. How about that? I think last time I saw him they were eight. You never know, but. Yeah, I don't. They had to quit kicking the grass years ago. And then when's the first time you go out to dinner and like, enjoy yourself? It's like there's a long time process back. Do you ever find your daughter? Nah, we look on anniversaries and like holidays and stuff. You treat it like most people treat church. Well, we look on Easter and Christmas and then on her birthday. We're not doing much. It's been 54 years. You think you're ever gonna find her? I don't know. We'll hold out hope, but at this.

[John Holmberg]

Point, 54 years don't care. Yeah, I'm Jay Cutler.

[John Holberg]

In this 54 years, I'll meet more people.

[John Holmberg]

Don't care.

[John Holberg]

At this point, there's been plenty of folks out there run into. I'll just play pretend they're you. And then that door swings open. Mom, dad, it's me. Well, ain't this a bitch. You know how much time I wasted looking for you? It's a long, long life. So. Spent a whole decade looking for her, dumbass. She was in Indianapolis. We never thought to look there.

[Brady]

She met Larry Bird in French Lick.

[John Holberg]

And she was down there in Indy playing high school ball with the boys. Yeah, we looked in grass for you. Did you ever look for me as a person who might be alive? No. Mostly with our heads down. Looking for bones. That's how you look for people. We had a psychic take us to a dump once we got thought we found you. It was a dog. Let's get a wake up song. And if you've got a missing person in your life, never give up hope. Who knows, six decades from now, they might come creeping back into your life asking for cash. And you have every right to go. You need to get the out of here again. New disappear. What if they come back in their dicks? I'm like, oh, man. It was better when they were gone over the last 60 years. They turned into real jerks. Wake us up. 585-9800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness. And it's time once again for this week's pick of the Litter, brought to you by our friends at Turf monsters. Go to turfmonstersaz.com they help us out at Lost Our home Pet rescue. We appreciate them greatly. This week's pick of the litter is a project. It's Jep. He's a special project for that special someone. Jep is one of my projects. Let's get him a forever home. They'll waive the fees right now. It's this week. Pick of the litter. It's Jep. Check it out. Lost our home.org 98kupd.com.