Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona | Episode Summary (05-08-25)

Release Date: May 8, 2025
Host/Author: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Podcast Description: Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD is Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show. John Holmberg aims to entertain, question, and disturb listeners with the assistance of Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo.

1. Turkish Town's Unusual Weed Burning Incident

Timestamp: [10:20] - [11:20]

The episode kicks off with an alarming report from Larry McFeely about a Turkish town named Lice, with a population of approximately 25,000, that burned over 20 tons of seized cannabis in the town center. This incident occurred on April 18, two days before the widely recognized time for cannabis consumption, 4:20. The method of burning was unconventional—arranging the cannabis bags to spell out the town's name, which led to uncontrolled smoke spreading over five days. Residents were forced to keep their windows closed and avoid outdoor activities due to the thick weed smoke.

Notable Quote:
Larry McFeely: "Officials didn't burn the weed in an incinerator. They arranged the bags in the shape of letters spelling the name of the town. Lice Outland. The smoke got out of control. Whose bright idea was that?"
[10:20]

2. Fentanyl Crisis: Supply vs. Seizures

Timestamp: [11:20] - [13:23]

Brady and Dick Toledo delve into the ongoing fentanyl crisis, highlighting what they perceive as ineffective law enforcement strategies. They discuss the largest fentanyl bust in history, seizing 6 billion pills without curbing production. The conversation criticizes the government's approach, suggesting that merely seizing pills doesn't address the root problem of continuous production. They propose extreme measures like bombing factories as potential solutions, reflecting a sense of frustration and helplessness regarding the epidemic.

Notable Quote:
Brady: "They charge fentanyl, get your gloves. Like, they. It won't touch. It won't get in the bloodstream if you touch it. And I'm like, how are these people?"
[11:50]

3. Suspicious Alligator Attack in the Everglades

Timestamp: [15:07] - [25:25]**

Larry McFeely shares a distressing story about Alison Swan, a 39-year-old woman from Florida, who was allegedly attacked by an alligator while kayaking in the Everglades. The narrative unfolds with Brady expressing skepticism, suggesting that the incident might be more sinister than a simple animal attack. He speculates that Alison could have been murdered by her husband, dismissing the plausibility of alligators leaping out of the water to swipe someone from a kayak.

Notable Quote:
Brady: "They don't just reach on like a dog grabbing something off a table. And it's not like Giannis goaltending. Right. Yeah, the ball was on the way down. Clearly, this lady's dangling a hand in the water. And like her, he's got a stick on her back in case anybody saw him."
[20:22]

4. Jim Bakker's Financial Plea and Prepper Supplies

Timestamp: [30:14] - [44:34]

The hosts shift focus to televangelist Jim Bakker, who publicly declared his need for a million dollars, threatening homelessness if the goal isn't met. This segment critiques Bakker's fundraising tactics and his promotion of dubious health remedies like colloidal silver during the COVID-19 pandemic. Additionally, they discuss Bakker's sale of "prepper buckets" filled with long-lasting food supplies, such as a 25-year supply of broccoli and cheese soup, priced exorbitantly at $4,200. The conversation satirizes the commercialization of survivalism and questions the practicality and ethics of such offerings.

Notable Quotes:
Larry McFeely: "Way to go out on a limb. One is too many."
[30:22]

Brady: "If the rapture happens, I'm draining my pool because that's a water supply. That means. That means the nut bags are coming at my house."
[45:23]

5. Humorous Segment: Longest-Running Sitcom and Oldest Cat

Timestamp: [04:12] - [07:05]

A lighter moment ensues as the hosts discuss fun facts, including the Chicago Cubs pitcher Ryan Presley's infamous game and the world's oldest cat, Cream Puff, who reportedly lived to be 38 years and three days. The conversation humorously explores the possibility that Cream Puff's extended life might be due to replicas replacing the original cat, poking fun at the idea of maintaining "the farce alive."

Notable Quote:
Larry McFeely: "It was a while ago. I would have never."
[06:03]

Brady: "They could prove that. Cream puff originally ran away and then they got like. When Cream puff was like 17, cream puff was up there and Cream Puff."
[06:55]

6. Viral Videos and Social Media Fails

Timestamp: [47:03] - [52:54]

The hosts review a series of viral videos sent by listeners, featuring various humorous and bizarre incidents. Highlights include a trash can fight at a school, a man attempting a selfie with a speeding train, and a CarMax customer going rogue by crashing through the dealership after a bad offer. These segments are filled with playful banter and humorous interpretations of the videos' events.

Notable Quote:
Brady: "That's the broccoli rice soup and you eat it with a shovel."
[41:48]

Larry McFeely: "It's called Strawberry Fields Forever, okay. It's called a guy's head exploding in slow motion."
[50:05]

7. Closing Remarks and Community Messages

Timestamp: [53:53] - [54:20]

The episode concludes with heartfelt messages about dedication, particularly focusing on Byron's commitment as a father. He emphasizes the importance of raising a responsible child, ensuring that when his son is no longer under his wing, he becomes a good person.

Notable Quote:
Byron: "The thing that drives me every day as a dad is Dariona. We call him day date for short. Every day he's hungry for something, whether it's attention, affection, knowledge."
[53:54]

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness blends serious discussions on public health and safety issues with lighthearted banter and humor. From critiquing governmental approaches to the fentanyl crisis to dissecting odd viral videos, the hosts provide a mix of insightful commentary and entertaining dialogue. The segment on Jim Bakker adds a critical perspective on religious fundraising and survivalist marketing, while the closing remarks offer a personal touch on family values.

Overall Notable Quotes:

• Brady on Fentanyl Crisis: "We're not even every time. Look, that one boat got stuck in the Suez Canal and we had to pay extra money for everything." [11:50]
• John Holmberg on MMP Guns: "It sounds like MMP Guns is committed to providing the customers with the best possible service and selection." [14:18]
• Brady on Alligator Attacks: "He wants to move out. To Lice? Yeah, to the pot burning cities." [11:10]

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