05-08-25 - BR - THU - Turkish Town Burns Weed Gets All High And Fentanyl Debate - Croc Kills Woman Kayaking In Everglades But John's Suspicious - Jim Bakker Claims He Needs Million Or He's Homeless As We Wonder About His Prepper Buckets

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona | Episode Summary (05-08-25)

Release Date: May 8, 2025
Host/Author: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Podcast Description: Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD is Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show. John Holmberg aims to entertain, question, and disturb listeners with the assistance of Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo.

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1. Turkish Town's Unusual Weed Burning Incident

Timestamp: [10:20] - [11:20]

The episode kicks off with an alarming report from Larry McFeely about a Turkish town named Lice, with a population of approximately 25,000, that burned over 20 tons of seized cannabis in the town center. This incident occurred on April 18, two days before the widely recognized time for cannabis consumption, 4:20. The method of burning was unconventional—arranging the cannabis bags to spell out the town's name, which led to uncontrolled smoke spreading over five days. Residents were forced to keep their windows closed and avoid outdoor activities due to the thick weed smoke.

Notable Quote:
Larry McFeely: "Officials didn't burn the weed in an incinerator. They arranged the bags in the shape of letters spelling the name of the town. Lice Outland. The smoke got out of control. Whose bright idea was that?"
[10:20]

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2. Fentanyl Crisis: Supply vs. Seizures

Timestamp: [11:20] - [13:23]

Brady and Dick Toledo delve into the ongoing fentanyl crisis, highlighting what they perceive as ineffective law enforcement strategies. They discuss the largest fentanyl bust in history, seizing 6 billion pills without curbing production. The conversation criticizes the government's approach, suggesting that merely seizing pills doesn't address the root problem of continuous production. They propose extreme measures like bombing factories as potential solutions, reflecting a sense of frustration and helplessness regarding the epidemic.

Notable Quote:
Brady: "They charge fentanyl, get your gloves. Like, they. It won't touch. It won't get in the bloodstream if you touch it. And I'm like, how are these people?"
[11:50]

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3. Suspicious Alligator Attack in the Everglades

Timestamp: [15:07] - [25:25]**

Larry McFeely shares a distressing story about Alison Swan, a 39-year-old woman from Florida, who was allegedly attacked by an alligator while kayaking in the Everglades. The narrative unfolds with Brady expressing skepticism, suggesting that the incident might be more sinister than a simple animal attack. He speculates that Alison could have been murdered by her husband, dismissing the plausibility of alligators leaping out of the water to swipe someone from a kayak.

Notable Quote:
Brady: "They don't just reach on like a dog grabbing something off a table. And it's not like Giannis goaltending. Right. Yeah, the ball was on the way down. Clearly, this lady's dangling a hand in the water. And like her, he's got a stick on her back in case anybody saw him."
[20:22]

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4. Jim Bakker's Financial Plea and Prepper Supplies

Timestamp: [30:14] - [44:34]

The hosts shift focus to televangelist Jim Bakker, who publicly declared his need for a million dollars, threatening homelessness if the goal isn't met. This segment critiques Bakker's fundraising tactics and his promotion of dubious health remedies like colloidal silver during the COVID-19 pandemic. Additionally, they discuss Bakker's sale of "prepper buckets" filled with long-lasting food supplies, such as a 25-year supply of broccoli and cheese soup, priced exorbitantly at $4,200. The conversation satirizes the commercialization of survivalism and questions the practicality and ethics of such offerings.

Notable Quotes:
Larry McFeely: "Way to go out on a limb. One is too many."
[30:22]

Brady: "If the rapture happens, I'm draining my pool because that's a water supply. That means. That means the nut bags are coming at my house."
[45:23]

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5. Humorous Segment: Longest-Running Sitcom and Oldest Cat

Timestamp: [04:12] - [07:05]

A lighter moment ensues as the hosts discuss fun facts, including the Chicago Cubs pitcher Ryan Presley's infamous game and the world's oldest cat, Cream Puff, who reportedly lived to be 38 years and three days. The conversation humorously explores the possibility that Cream Puff's extended life might be due to replicas replacing the original cat, poking fun at the idea of maintaining "the farce alive."

Notable Quote:
Larry McFeely: "It was a while ago. I would have never."
[06:03]

Brady: "They could prove that. Cream puff originally ran away and then they got like. When Cream puff was like 17, cream puff was up there and Cream Puff."
[06:55]

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6. Viral Videos and Social Media Fails

Timestamp: [47:03] - [52:54]

The hosts review a series of viral videos sent by listeners, featuring various humorous and bizarre incidents. Highlights include a trash can fight at a school, a man attempting a selfie with a speeding train, and a CarMax customer going rogue by crashing through the dealership after a bad offer. These segments are filled with playful banter and humorous interpretations of the videos' events.

Notable Quote:
Brady: "That's the broccoli rice soup and you eat it with a shovel."
[41:48]

Larry McFeely: "It's called Strawberry Fields Forever, okay. It's called a guy's head exploding in slow motion."
[50:05]

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7. Closing Remarks and Community Messages

Timestamp: [53:53] - [54:20]

The episode concludes with heartfelt messages about dedication, particularly focusing on Byron's commitment as a father. He emphasizes the importance of raising a responsible child, ensuring that when his son is no longer under his wing, he becomes a good person.

Notable Quote:
Byron: "The thing that drives me every day as a dad is Dariona. We call him day date for short. Every day he's hungry for something, whether it's attention, affection, knowledge."
[53:54]

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness blends serious discussions on public health and safety issues with lighthearted banter and humor. From critiquing governmental approaches to the fentanyl crisis to dissecting odd viral videos, the hosts provide a mix of insightful commentary and entertaining dialogue. The segment on Jim Bakker adds a critical perspective on religious fundraising and survivalist marketing, while the closing remarks offer a personal touch on family values.

Overall Notable Quotes:

• Brady on Fentanyl Crisis: "We're not even every time. Look, that one boat got stuck in the Suez Canal and we had to pay extra money for everything." [11:50]
• John Holmberg on MMP Guns: "It sounds like MMP Guns is committed to providing the customers with the best possible service and selection." [14:18]
• Brady on Alligator Attacks: "He wants to move out. To Lice? Yeah, to the pot burning cities." [11:10]

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Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

Well, it sounds like M and P Guns is committed to providing the customers with the best possible service and selection.

[Byron]

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[Unknown]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[Brady]

What the hell is wrong with you PT So Now I'm getting a slew of you who think you've created on your own, but you have independently thought of this but also as a group. Moist memo. I've gotten about 25 emails people saying moist Meemaw. That's a great band name. It may have to happen because too many of you thought of it. Horrifying. Stop it. This guy says I'm working at Ken McDonald redoing their parking lot right now. John if the apartments are on the south side of Beldemar, it looks like they're still growing mushrooms. I wouldn't be surprised if it was more mushroom than apartment at this point. But that is the street said. I'm not kidding. Engelbert Humper Dink tickets. Who do I have to blow to win them? Well, you can start with Brett and if he gives a thumbs up then you can work your way around the room. Look at your VIP package. You bring on the moist grannies. I got no problem with that. It's 7:42. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call it the Brady Report. It's brought to you by our friends at all Pro Shade Concepts, Arizona's best patio shades. You gotta have shade if you're living in this state and yesterday was a great example of that was perfect outside. Then the sun crept through and had that bounce off of the. It was weird. It was glare everywhere. If you nice shady area wouldn't have bothered you at all. If you have that space in your place. They're like this would be a nice little sitting area if it wasn't for all that sunshine beating down on us. All Pro Shade Concepts can make a beautiful space for you. Create all that shade and make an outdoor indoor room. You can use some of that space outside and actually kind of in this very strange way adds to some square footage outdoor living that is a huge selling point for a house. And if you've got extra stuff and high end beautiful product that makes that shade like all Pro Shade Concepts get you, well then there you go. AllProchade.com that's all you got to do. Brady report it.

[Larry McFeely]

Good Thursday morning to you Phoenix. Hello world.

[Brady]

Hi.

[Larry McFeely]

Happy national give someone a cupcake day and national have a Coke day.

[Brady]

Oh National Dentists day.

[Larry McFeely]

Get a filling.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's the whole front of your. Your teeth are just covered in sugar. Sounds like a nice day though.

[Larry McFeely]

A couple of basis fun facts. On Tuesday night, Chicago Cubs closer Ryan Presley became just the second pitcher in MLB history to allow Nine plus runs without recording a single out.

[Brady]

Did a great job. That bullpens trouble for that team.

[Larry McFeely]

The other was Detroit Tigers pitcher named Hank Bowery Borery.

[Brady]

You're the one saying it is.

[Larry McFeely]

Against St. Louis Browns back in 1951.

[Brady]

It was a while ago.

[Larry McFeely]

The oldest cat in history, Cream Puff lived to be 38 years old in three days.

[Brady]

38.

[Larry McFeely]

38.

[Brady]

They could prove that.

[Larry McFeely]

Died in 2005.

[Brady]

I always think when they say stuff like that that I'm like the parents just have to keep the farce alive. Cream Puff originally ran away and then they got like. When Cream puff was like 17, cream puff was up there and Cream Puff.

[Larry McFeely]

Had a litter replacement because you know they can go to house.

[Brady]

Yeah, but. Yeah, but then they went. They found a replica like in, you know, Meet the Parents.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

When the second cat. And they just painted the thing on the tail. But it happened to be one. But it looked just like Cream Puff because Cream Puff looked good when she ran away. And then that one lived to be 20. And the parents don't have the heart to tell the kids that Cream puff's not really 37. There were two cream puffs and they're both about cat age 17, 18.

[Larry McFeely]

That makes equivalent of 169 in human years.

[Brady]

It's not. My guess is cream puff ain't 38 or whatever. Cream puff is the second cream puff and mom and dad didn't tell the kids because their hearts would explode. It's like having that goldfish like this goldfish is like nine. Because when you were four they replaced it.

[Larry McFeely]

When a mosquito bites you, it needs to clear room for its body, for the blood. So it pees on you then jabs you and starts sucking.

[John Holmberg]

Some people are into that.

[Larry McFeely]

This last one, the longest running live action sitcom in TV history.

[Brady]

That's real people. The longest sitcom. Longest sitcom in history. I know.

[Larry McFeely]

That surprised me. I would have never.

[Brady]

Yeah, there's some. Well, I mean the Simpsons. Long action. Longest. It's getting up there was. It wouldn't be the honeymoon.

[John Holmberg]

I've heard this one before.

[Brady]

Me too. What is it?

[Larry McFeely]

It's always sunny in Philadelphia.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's right. I did hear that.

[Larry McFeely]

It'll begin at 17th season in July and has already been cleared for at least one more.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Never watched it.

[Brady]

It's funny. Charlie Day drives me nuts because he squeals too much. But it's very funny.

[Larry McFeely]

A woman in England just won a big settlement after one of her co workers compared her to Darth Vader. Lorna Rook was Working as a supervisor at a blood donation center in 2021 when a handful of people on her team took an online personality test for fun. It was the Myers Briggs test with a Star wars theme. Type of a jokey thing, but you might see it on Buzzfeed or something like that. It was supposed to tell you which Star wars character you were.

[Brady]

Fun.

[Larry McFeely]

She was on the phone, wasn't around to take her test. So one of her co workers answered the question for then announced to everyone Lorna had a Vader like personality. The test actually spun it in a good way. It said being Darth Vader meant you were very focused, individual, and could bring teams together.

[Brady]

You were a leader. You're the most powerful, most memorable one in the office.

[Larry McFeely]

Lorna said it made her feel unpopular at work. She quit the next month and filed a lawsuit. A judge heard the case.

[Brady]

How much?

[Larry McFeely]

Basically ruled that it created a hostile work environment. Said Darth Vader is a legendary villain of Star wars series and being aligned with this personality is insulting.

[Brady]

What?

[Larry McFeely]

$40,000?

[Brady]

That's not even worth the hassle. It was a couple million bucks. I think I'd want to be Darth Vader.

[Larry McFeely]

Wasn't in like in order.

[Brady]

Darth Vader, Han Solo, Chewbacca. Those are the three I'd want to be if on that test.

[John Holmberg]

Salacious Gohan ahead of Darth. But they're.

[Brady]

That's the one that would offend me. You're a little rat. You're a ass kissing rat of a giant fat.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Huh.

[John Holmberg]

Or Jar Jar.

[Brady]

Jar Jar would suck. The least liked one. Darth Vader's the best one. I guess. If you can score 40 grand from at your work complaining about you, go for it.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, but like BB8.

[Brady]

You don't have to mean it.

[John Holmberg]

You have a lawyer too.

[Brady]

I love BB8. Huh?

[John Holmberg]

You got a lawyer too? Then you lose 33% there.

[Brady]

You're dropping. You're dropping on tax lawyer. JG Wentworth won't even take your case. Yeah, that's. If you did a test and I came up Darth Vader, I'd be walking around celebrating that. All right now everyone back to work. I am watching. I will tolerate your insubordinates no more. She's taking this too seriously, man. We shouldn't have done the test. She's all over it now she's wearing the suit. Is she a white woman?

[Larry McFeely]

I think so.

[Brady]

Oh. Because they could have claimed race if she was the only black person there. And they started.

[Larry McFeely]

They didn't mention anything about that.

[Brady]

But Come to the dark side and stuff. There should be some racism, but they didn't say that. Everyone in the office. Quit calling me Darth Vader. I don't even see a similarity Foreign.

[Larry McFeely]

It's a trap.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're. You're Admiral Akbar. What are they saying? Your eyes are too far apart, love. Oh, I'll sue.

[Larry McFeely]

There's a Turkish town called Lice which has a population about 25000 people. And they all got high. The authorities burned more than 20 tons of seized cannabis in the town center. Happened back on April 18, two days before 4:20. But people say the air became thick the weed smoke for it lasted for five days, forcing residents to keep their windows closed and avoid going outside. Officials didn't burn the weed in an incinerator. They arranged the bags in the shape of letters spelling the name of the town. Lice Outland. The smoke got out of control. Whose bright idea was that?

[Brady]

He wants to move out. To Lice? Yeah, to the. To the pot burning cities.

[Dick Toledo]

You heard this town, dad.

[Larry McFeely]

They say it was valued at more than 261 million in U.S. money.

[Brady]

They'll make more. We never are at a shortage of that stuff. Do you see the biggest fentanyl bust of all time happen? How much fentanyl is out there? Every time I watch the news. Well, yeah. Too much. Thank you very much. That was nice. Thanks. Thank you, Mother Teresa. What a statement. Way to go out on a limb. One is too many. Toledo's right. But every time you watch the news, it's like, yeah, we got 6 billion pills. We still have a problem. Yup. Dude, we gotta bomb a factory. Because if we can catch 6 billion pills and we still have an issue, we're not even every time. Look, that one boat got stuck in the Suez Canal and we had to pay extra money for everything. We get 6 billion fentanyl pills and they're like, doesn't even stop production. Like we're still going to be churning it out.

[Larry McFeely]

The price, the turnover on these, they're gone.

[Brady]

In a week, we had 6 billion of them. No kidding. So that should put an end to it. No way. Be right back at it tomorrow.

[Dick Toledo]

Shipment one of three.

[Brady]

Doesn't even slow them down. Meanwhile, Meghan's parents tried to paint the inside of their condo. Got a bid from a guy who on his website said, we use nothing but American products. They're like, seems a little higher than the other bids. He goes, well, the tariffs are killing us. What the are you talking about? What tariffs? You rave about your American products. Yeah, but it's still getting us. No, it's not. They haven't even kicked in yet.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, they've kicked in.

[Brady]

Everybody tries to fleece it. Except you know who the most reasonable business people are. Fentanyl guys. They never go. Sorry. Price has gone way up since the bust. They don't do it. It's always the same tariffs. No, I know, but that's the point. Six billion of their pills are gone. And they don't. They don't hiccup. Largest bust in history. It's like that should slow them down. No way. Where are they making it? And blow that up. How come. How come nobody has any good ideas? If we can find all those pills we just seized, we can't trace back to one factory and just bomb it.

[Unknown]

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[John Holmberg]

We're here with Byron from MMP Guns. Byron, why should someone choose to go to MMP Guns?

[Byron]

The choice is simple. Brett M and P Guns is your one stop shop for all your shooting needs. We offer Arizona's largest selection handguns, rifles, shotguns, new and pre owned. We also have a large selection of ammunition, accessories and even training. In fact, right now all pre owned firearms are 20% off. All new firearms are 10% off and we have ammo ink 9mm hollow points for only 12.99 a box and much more.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it sounds like MMP Guns is committed to providing the customers with the best possible service and selection.

[Byron]

That's a fact. You can visit us at the store at northeast corner of 12th street in Indian School or online at mmpguns.com it's.

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[Brady]

Morning sickness.

[Larry McFeely]

We got a U.S. citizen that's in Rome hanging around the Coliseum the other day. Try to take photos. Tried to get a good advantage point by climbing up the fence. Lost his grip, got impaled by one of the spikes. Fence.

[Brady]

It's the risk you take.

[Larry McFeely]

He was agreed. Hanging on for about 20 minutes until the.

[Brady]

@ the Coliseum. Yeah, there's people everywhere at the Coliseum.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, like a fish hook. So the paramax had to come in there and basically cut the the spike off to get him out.

[Brady]

Was it an ancient fence or anything?

[Dick Toledo]

Oh yeah. He's got to get his tetanus shot.

[Brady]

No, no, I'm not talking about that. I don't care about that. Is it something. I don't know if he lives. Yeah, yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

No, I think it's just the fencing they put on.

[Brady]

It wasn't like Caesar's, you know. Garden.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, he ruined.

[Brady]

They had the only guy in thousands of years that stuck on Caesar's wall.

[Larry McFeely]

We got a 39 year old woman in Florida. Alison Swan is facing battery charges for allegedly attacking her wife with a fistful of nachos.

[Brady]

Good band name. Fistful of Nachos. A great western like maybe if you've got like a B movie. No, not that good. It would have to be one of those low level ones like Brady and I were in. Brady's pizza friend could make Fistful of Nachos.

[Dick Toledo]

What was the name of your western again?

[Brady]

Blood in them the Hills. What was it? Death in the.

[Dick Toledo]

I was gonna say I wanted to see thar on a title.

[Brady]

The hell was that movie called? Brady and I were in it.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Blood in them Hills.

[Brady]

No, is that. That's not it. Is it something in them hills? I don't know. Nobody saw it except you.

[Larry McFeely]

It happened at their crib in Port St. Lucie, Florida around 3am Allison was playing video games in the living room. Saw her wife making nachos in the kitchen. The wife told police. Allison told her it was too late to eat. Made a comment about her weight they started arguing. Then Allison grabbed a handful of cheesy nachos, shoved them down the back of her wife's pants. As she was changing into new pants. Says Allison attacked her again. Pushed her up against the wall, slammed her head on the floor. She ended up with a knot in her forehead.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Dick Toledo]

Pant full of nachos.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, Shelson said Allison held her down and used her fingers. Fish hooked her.

[Brady]

Oh, what?

[Larry McFeely]

Her cheeks.

[Brady]

Oh, Brady, you gotta be. Quit pausing. Second ago we were in this lady's pants with nachos. Now we got a fish hook with fingers. And you got to clear that up.

[Larry McFeely]

At some point during all of this, the wife managed to call a friend. Then the friend called the police. Allison got arrested. What do you think Allison looks like?

[Brady]

Oh, was she the one that was fingered or.

[Larry McFeely]

She was. Allison was one who was fish hooking and she was shoved.

[Brady]

She was doing the fingers.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, she was the perpetrator.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Alice is a trashy meth head. Might look like she's about 48, but she's probably young. I think she's a 103 lb.

[Dick Toledo]

Pretty.

[Larry McFeely]

She's 39, and she's a bradyish bulldike.

[Brady]

But she looks horrible. Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

She's got a little flat top. Flat top.

[Brady]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna say a Lilith fair attendant from back in the day.

[Brady]

All right. Hairy armpits. All right, let's take a look. Hippie. Oh, here's. Here's.

[Larry McFeely]

There she is.

[Brady]

Kind of a combination of everything we just said.

[John Holmberg]

Pretty much all of us were right.

[Brady]

She's messy. Except for Toledo's fat butch lady. You're Brittany. I accommodation. By the way. I'm getting emails from a guy. You know, Ron, you might be right. Says. Come on, John. You don't believe that that fentanyl bust actually happened, do you? There's a government taking out previously confiscated drugs and acting like it was one big bust. Spokesperson for the White House been saying she never. That she has saved millions of lives. Fake news.

[John Holmberg]

Here we go.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, they did climb on. Saved how many of how many pills there were? That's how many lives. They saved maybe one billion lives.

[Brady]

I'm with. I got an email too, on this one. I couldn't agree more. It's like all they tell you as a regular person who doesn't want fentanyl is that if you take it or touch it or breathe it, it'll kill you.

[Dick Toledo]

Billboards right as you get.

[Brady]

So how do you take it safely over there? How many people are taking it, though? If you Can't. Like, I don't think they're gloving up.

[Dick Toledo]

Remember, remember Tylenol had that super secret coating? I think the fentanyl pills have that.

[Brady]

They coat it so then we don't have to worry about touching it.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. So then you just take it orally.

[Brady]

Right. So then it's not. So it's the same thing as, like when they used to say you smoke meth once you turn into, you know, toothless monster. I don't understand that because fentanyl, I'm scared away of the idea of even touching it. And I don't want any.

[Dick Toledo]

That canine drug dog, they had to take him out of service for a day. Because he found it.

[Brady]

Yeah, because he touched something, smelled it. And they do that on OP Live all the time when they're like, is there anything in the bag? And they're like, fentanyl, get your gloves. Like, they. It won't touch. It won't get in the bloodstream if you touch it. And I'm like, how are these people? How are these meth head weirdos just carrying it around? I don't think it's as dangerous as they say, kids.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, Jesus. I got a quick wild.

[Brady]

I know, I don't care.

[Larry McFeely]

Hello, my friends. Brady Poken here with your Wild America. We got a lady that was canoeing with her husband and Kissimmee, Florida, and the alligator jumped up and snagged her out of the canoe.

[Brady]

Pulled her out, done.

[Larry McFeely]

They found her later in the afternoon. What was left floating in the.

[Brady]

It saw her in the boat.

[Larry McFeely]

And these alligators are now jumping out, Brady. Jumping up. I mean, they can.

[Dick Toledo]

I saw it on the news. They. They were in a tandem kayak and they rolled over the top of it and it moved and. And capsized her and took her out.

[Brady]

Oh, so she fell out of the boat? Yes.

[Larry McFeely]

It says alligator grabs the woman out of the canoe.

[Brady]

Okay. If what Brady's saying is true. Well, I've seen the husband murdered her.

[Dick Toledo]

You've seen them?

[Larry McFeely]

I've seen them on the. The wind boats. What are they called?

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Larry McFeely]

They're over there and the guy will put them over there and stand over a gate and the gator will come up, start over.

[Brady]

None of this is feeding what guy?

[Larry McFeely]

They feed the gators.

[Brady]

These.

[Larry McFeely]

You can go on these tours. Alligator tours, sure.

[John Holmberg]

Boats in the Everglades and stuff like that is what he's talking about.

[Larry McFeely]

Those hillbillies? Yeah, I went on one.

[Dick Toledo]

Gentle Ben had an airboat.

[Brady]

I think that Brett just Welcome, Brett. Five years. You're speaking Brady, and you're translating. I'm translating. Guys, corner edge to come up. Feed him. He's talking about airboats. Brad, how did you do that?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, and I went on an airboat tour.

[Brady]

Well, your recollection is poor. Let's take a look at Brady's review. Feed him. Thing in the wind. Boat gator jumping. But if, in fact, the gator quote, leapt up and swiped her out of the boat. Find that body, and I'm guaranteeing it in the skull, there's a bullet hole. He propped her up in that boat and then took her to gator town. And then I gave her a little, like, poked at the thing and then jumps up and grabs her.

[Larry McFeely]

Ah.

[Brady]

I just leapt into the boat like it's never been done before and stole my wife. And not me. I'm unscathed. Not me at all. And Scott Peterson going, damn it, that's brilliant.

[Dick Toledo]

If only I'd lived in Florida.

[Brady]

There is no way a gator just went, mmm, I'm taking that one. Like they. Wait. Gators aren't that active with. Yeah, they're not leaping at you.

[Larry McFeely]

The story is, you know, says canoeing and she was grabbed out of the canoe.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

And further down, the sheriff's office said two people were kayaking on the lake when the attack occurred.

[Brady]

Wouldn't you say if canoeing different people that were, like, witnessed.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

He shot her. You don't know what's going on at all. Look at that face.

[Larry McFeely]

The official said the alligator grabbed her out of the canoe.

[Brady]

All right. No, no. I know what you're telling me. And there's no way in human history it doesn't happen. They don't attack that way. They usually have to see it in the water or it has to walk by them. If it's just floating to a boat before. Okay, they've. But they're not leaping up and swiping things off. They're not that. They don't just reach on like a dog grabbing something off a table. And it's not like Giannis goaltending. Right. Yeah. The ball was on the way down. Clearly, this lady's dangling a hand in the water. And like her, he's got a stick on her back in case anybody saw him. She's just weakened at Bernie's hands. And the gate. Probably bleeding out of the hand a little bit. He cut her to. To chum and hopes that the gator. He knew this is a murder and nobody's looking into the right thing. That because we'd hear about it all the time. Those people are always in Florida in those gator waters. And never once did these leap up and swipe somebody out of the boat.

[Larry McFeely]

From 1948 to 2024, the state has recorded 487 unprovoked alligator bites on humans. 27 resulting in fatalities.

[Brady]

None where they leap at a kayak and pull someone out. Almost always it's on the shoreline. Somebody's around in the water and they don't see them. It's. They're not.

[Larry McFeely]

Kayaking also recommends a deadly distance. Yeah, and stop feeding the alligators if.

[Brady]

They start hunting us.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that what they were doing on their kayaks?

[Brady]

I'll tell you right now, yes. Yeah, she had some sort of like probably what Brady pumpkins or something Brady brought and just hanging off, tied to her hands, balanced up this dead body floating in that. Taking her on some canoeing, man. I'm gonna have the kid. There's a bullet in that woman's skull. Find her body.

[Larry McFeely]

And another dude.

[Brady]

Oh, we only found her arms, guaranteed. And he's like, yep, can't find the rest. That dude's smiling the whole time. What a terrible tragedy. We're gonna look for her body. You do that.

[Larry McFeely]

They found majority of her, right?

[Brady]

No, they didn't. They found chunks of her. They didn't find her.

[Dick Toledo]

John saying is the key to the case.

[Brady]

Guarantee you her head had a bullet hole in it.

[Dick Toledo]

And being awfully quiet during this.

[Brady]

And when that gator went and grabbed her. Have you been in a canoe or a kayak?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Okay. If it's a canoe where you're stuck in. He had to help the gator get her out, first of all.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. He leaned over a little bit.

[Brady]

Yeah. You're helping. And by the way, if I'm with you, Brady, and we're in a kayak and the gator jumps up and grabs you. I'm at the very least pulling for a second. He didn't even help her. He pushed.

[John Holmberg]

I'm a Brady. Sounds pretty legit to me.

[Brady]

Do you think this is my proof right there?

[John Holmberg]

What are you talking about? Come on.

[Brady]

Brett sees it as brilliant. Guilty. Yes. That lady's got a bullet in her skull. Bullet in her skull or maybe her chest, but that. Whatever the gators got or dumped her out. Nope. He made it look legit to. In case, like you say, there's a couple other. Having a beautiful day. Us too. She's sleeping. Don't worry. It's beautiful.

[Larry McFeely]

Your wife looks lovely in that hat.

[Brady]

Thank you. What's she holding a pumpkin for? Shut up.

[Larry McFeely]

There's another guy.

[Brady]

Mind your own business. We're just out for a nice airboat stroll on an afternoon like wives and husbands tend to do.

[Larry McFeely]

And yoink. Last week, there's another guy in Florida that swam out in alligator infested waters to save a bald eagle. He was struggling in the water.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

He went out to eat. God got the eagle.

[Brady]

Did he get eaten?

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[Brady]

See, it lends more credibility to that story you tried to tell earlier. The guy's. He's unafraid to, without a kayak, swim through that water. And they didn't jump him. But a lady minding her own business in a boat? Yeah, they knew that was food. Nah.

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[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

He cut her wrist because she still. She was still warm. He shot her in the car, dripping blood, just chumming with pumpkins and whatever they eat. Like rabbits or. I don't know what the f. Gators eat, but she had it all. She. She had been dipped in the blood of everything. Gators could be guaranteed. You don't have to be monk to figure this out. This is easy.

[Larry McFeely]

That's Your wild America.

[Brady]

First time in the history of gators that leapt into the boat and swiped someone. And nope, I've seen people on again on live pd. They pick those things up out of the road and move them.

[Larry McFeely]

John, I know you'll help out on this.

[Brady]

Cops will go up and just grab them by the face on. On the. They're like, we got a gator by the side of the road. They're in the Florida in Daytona, and they just go, jump on the back, jump on him. Grab him by the face. And another guy picks up his tail and they get him out of there. And they're not even. They're not even scared. Most of them, those dumb things just open their mouths and go, Yeah, I.

[Dick Toledo]

Don'T know about this guy either.

[Larry McFeely]

Dudes.

[Dick Toledo]

Gators don't even like the taste of people. They have to be tricked into actually eating people.

[Brady]

I'm with him.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I mean, like I said, she's. People get attacked all the time.

[Brady]

Attacked is different. They're scared for something. Usually it's, you know, like in Crocodile Dundee. Similar animal. She was bent down, she's getting some water on her face. Dundee knew, but Linda Kozlowski did it, and she had her canteen dangling in the water. And luckily the croc got hold of that. Remember, because you got to be in that shallow water and they see you. You don't see them, but they can't just pull you out of a boat.

[Larry McFeely]

The good ones can't.

[Brady]

No, no. We'd hear about it all the time. Those hillbillies down there get eaten every day. They're dicking with them all the constantly. They struggle to kill poodles. Like people will walk their dogs along lake shores. Look at gator. Got hold of the poodle, and it's on inside edition. There's the poodle, and it's got a couple stitches. They're not good at hunting.

[Larry McFeely]

Televangelist Jim Baker says he needs a million bucks out on the street.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, bummer. Sorry.

[Brady]

So do I.

[Larry McFeely]

He says if you don't get a million dollars on his show the other day, he'll lose everything and he'll be homeless.

[Brady]

What's he done now?

[Larry McFeely]

Well, he ran into trouble because during COVID this is one of the reasons is he recommended that silver solution to people. Take this to keep covert away.

[Brady]

Oh, the colloidal silver.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. And he was selling it?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

He's had to write some checks for that. Why Missouri attorney general settled. Did a settlement with one suit that was $156,000 Fauci doesn't have to write checks. Guess not.

[Brady]

I don't stand for Jim Baker too often, but, I mean, a lot of people were saying, try this. We were all saying, try this.

[Larry McFeely]

He said on Tuesday, those who give him money will reap other benefits. I guarantee you God's going to do something.

[Brady]

By the way, colloidal silver.

[Dick Toledo]

God's gonna guarantee.

[Brady]

Colloidal silver is a questionable natural antibiotic anyway.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay. But his is might be. They were calling it silver solution. So it might have had some of that in that and some other. He just branded B12 and some good stuff.

[Brady]

But either way, if it's like, what my silver solution. My mom and witch sister kept saying that the cure for Covid is available at Sprouts, and they were the only two that knew that.

[Dick Toledo]

And like, did you tell you what it was?

[Brady]

It was a concoction of witchcraft and nonsense. I didn't listen. They probably did. And in fairness to them, they probably rattled.

[Dick Toledo]

They get Covid between them.

[Brady]

My mom got it once, but it was late.

[Dick Toledo]

She claimed.

[Brady]

She claims she was the first one.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Did they tell you this on their way to collect their Nobel Peace Prizes.

[Brady]

Or what, the summer before? No, no. If you ever meet my mom, ask her about her experience with COVID because it seems to be targeted strictly at her. Like, there's a. My mom actually believes that two people from Wuhan came into her office somewhere in like September, October of 2019 and started coughing and hacking up and she kicked him out. And I'm like. She goes. And I remembered it because I got a terrible cold right after, and I was fine. Then Covid happened and I knew it. I said, those Chinese people. Like, you didn't. Nobody knew. She thinks that they said, okay, here's the plan. We go Fry to Phoenix, Arizona. Go to Mossy Holmberg Title Agency. Start there. We go to least social person on planet, and she will spread it to no one. And so she has this theory and look, maybe. But she goes, I knew that. And she's not real delicate about it. She hated them for giving her Covid first, but then her and my sister cured it with something they found at Sprouts. And Colloidal Silver was probably involved. Colloidal Silver is a. Is a. It's debatable whether or not it's got powers, but it's. It's for sale and it's got tons of different names. So if you add B12 and whatever, Jim Baker's not doing anything. More than anything Sprouts is doing, maybe.

[Larry McFeely]

It'S didn't have that in it. And that was the problem. Well, either way, if it's all available through the FDA, sell enough buckets of 5 gallon nacho cheese for the preppers.

[Brady]

Queso Brady.

[Larry McFeely]

Queso.

[Brady]

He sells that queso that 25 year.

[Larry McFeely]

He brought that up again too.

[Brady]

He sells a lot of queso to a lot of scared people that think Jesus is coming and he just needs a few years for to clean house so they got to eat chips and queso.

[Larry McFeely]

If you're hanging out during the coming to pressurize seven years of rapture.

[Brady]

Huge bucket.

[Larry McFeely]

Bucket huge five gallon things like sealed.

[Brady]

Well, he's got, he's got. He's got the five gallon. He's got the 25 year supply of broccoli and. And cheese soup and that shows up in like one of those old timey root beer barrels.

[Dick Toledo]

25 years. I'm offing myself if I have to eat broccoli and cheese.

[Brady]

25 years. Oh no. Watch Jim Baker's show. He's got a. It's a whole. You get a lot.

[Larry McFeely]

I've seen him eat it, but I always think really enjoy it.

[Brady]

I want to ask Jim Baker the question, who are you selling this to? Because aren't your followers going away when.

[Larry McFeely]

Jesus comes back for the ones that haven't gone away? But why does he care about that? I don't know.

[Brady]

Why does he care about the heathens?

[Larry McFeely]

Exactly.

[Brady]

That Jesus ain't taking with.

[Larry McFeely]

Why are you prepping for something that you're.

[Brady]

If end of times is here gonna be around. You guys don't need 25 years of food. You're gone. I do.

[Larry McFeely]

Maybe it's for. Hopefully if you have it in storage, it's for after the fact. Because the rapture goes, then everyone comes back down.

[Brady]

Oh, you guys just hover above us for a little while.

[Larry McFeely]

You come back down on earth and the new Jesus, the people that have been up and that have passed away.

[Brady]

So you're telling me the people that go up in the timeout sons Timeout suns. So the rapture happens, the righteous float and then they get a hankering for queso and chips and when it's all.

[Larry McFeely]

Clear, they come back to earth again.

[Brady]

And we have the party ready on earth. So we're essentially, we're essentially the party people that are going to set up the banquet for when you guys come back.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I was throwing that in there.

[John Holmberg]

So you never go to heaven?

[Brady]

No, no, no.

[Dick Toledo]

They need writers.

[Brady]

You come back for the queso party.

[Larry McFeely]

Heaven is basically the new Earth, everyone comes down from heaven.

[Brady]

Yeah, but we all know how new coke worked out. I don't think new Earth's gonna be there.

[Dick Toledo]

And then people from like the 1200s getting a little pissed right now, waiting for this to be new.

[Larry McFeely]

New Heaven, don't worry about that. No, up there, is it only rapture people? They might be pissed that they have to leave.

[Brady]

Okay, well, I thought heaven was awesome. Yeah, then why are they moving back?

[John Holmberg]

Why are they sending him back? Are they gentrifying heaven or something or what?

[Larry McFeely]

I mean, I've had these questions.

[Brady]

Too many blacks out there. Once we let Africa find Catholicism, it got weird.

[Dick Toledo]

Mormons let him in.

[Brady]

It's just. And the Mormons in the 70s said, Sorry about that, you guys can come too. And then all these hoity toity racist from the 1200s are like, all right, I'm going back. Do they got queso yet? Yeah, Baker's. Baker's been selling loads of queso. When trust me, this party's going to be epic. I like Brady's theories. I would go to your church.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, let's just add to the end of the world stuff. With Elon Musk's prediction. We were wondering why there's so much going to Mars.

[Brady]

I've been saying that for years.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, he's got to get some life on Earth will be destroyed by the sun. And that's why he's also building his legion of kids.

[Brady]

But it's, you know, fight the sun.

[Larry McFeely]

NASA definitely says that's one that's going to destroy the Earth is the sun.

[Dick Toledo]

Why are all the geniuses just a little bit off?

[Brady]

Because they think a lot.

[Dick Toledo]

That's true. That's fair.

[Larry McFeely]

And they'll say because the sun. NASA says because the sun eventually run out of energy. When that happens, it'll expand into a red giant star.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's what we know that for sure. But isn't the sun destroying.

[Larry McFeely]

But it'll end Mercury, Venus, and possibly.

[Brady]

It turns us inside out.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, black hole.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I think Mars is supposed out of the extension there.

[Brady]

So just take the first three.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

So that's why he's trying to eat up the McCall.

[John Holmberg]

That's a cut in line or what? Yeah, the first three.

[Brady]

Can I take my queso to Mars?

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Okay. They'll have microwaves there, but will it.

[Larry McFeely]

Last as long on Mars?

[Brady]

Watch Jim Baker and his ugly ass wife eat that stuff when they sell you. It's so great. It's like they'll just. He takes a paint bucket and pours It. And it's hot, piping hot. And he makes the other people on his show start to eat the broccoli soup, and you can tell it's too hot. It doesn't look bad, to be honest with you. But then he starts to try to sell you, and the wife just can't go. It's queso. It's the best queso I've ever had. Queso, like, we get it. It's cheese. Lady, calm down. Who are you selling this to?

[Dick Toledo]

Brett showed it. It's 4,200 bucks.

[Brady]

It's $4,200 because it's 25 years worth of food.

[John Holmberg]

Well, no, it lasts 25 years.

[Brady]

It's not.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, I think it's like, six months.

[John Holmberg]

Or a year's worth.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, I mean, that's. The expiration date. Is 25 years from now.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, up to 25 years, depending on how you.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. How did your sauce go so fast?

[Dick Toledo]

John Brady's story sounds like the next spin off of the Walking Dead. He's been watching too much Last of Us and other zombie flicks.

[Brady]

You pricks hovering above. I'm just gonna shoot at you the whole time. You guys got it cleaned up yet? Get down here, you lazy. No, we were the winners. I'm still standing.

[Larry McFeely]

Then you have seven years.

[Brady]

Who?

[Larry McFeely]

The Rapture. Everyone else. Like, when that's happening. The Second Coming.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

At last, for, I think, seven years, you. Some people will bend the knee or become Christians.

[Brady]

Sure. You'd have to be pretty stubborn.

[Larry McFeely]

The Rapture.

[Brady]

Yeah, like, I've said it before. You know, you still have a chance.

[Larry McFeely]

When the Rapture happens.

[Brady]

If Jesus is standing with his arms folded, tapping his toe at me, like. And I'm still, like, still don't believe.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Then I'm a prick.

[Larry McFeely]

If the dude defending your fortress.

[Brady]

All I've asked for is some definitive evidence. Yeah, that's it. And I kind of still ask him. Go. Childhood cancer. Really? Hey, look, that was my dad. Aren't you guys the same? There he is, eating that queso. Okay, this is a haunting. Ominous.

[Dick Toledo]

Guys, could you dump it into here?

[Brady]

And they take these giant buckets of rice. It's 22 gallons of rice. Yeah, and they use a real, like, prospector. A prospector Shovel to get. And then he just. Just hand eats it. Baker does.

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Unknown]

This is the cheesy broccoli rice.

[Dick Toledo]

Look at the broccoli.

[Brady]

That's the broccoli rice soup and you eat it with a shovel.

[Dick Toledo]

You want that on the top of a pizza? If I went gross you out.

[Brady]

He makes me feel like I'm I like if I had all that I'd be rooting for the end of the world cuz otherwise I've got a garage full of broccoli and cheese soup for 20 years.

[Larry McFeely]

Are the buckets does it say Joseph on it?

[Brady]

But many Joseph can't stop eating that soup. And then people clap when he eats.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't get that.

[John Holmberg]

28 buckets.

[Dick Toledo]

Go watch Netflix. Find something else to binge.

[John Holmberg]

23000 servings.

[Dick Toledo]

Which wife is this now?

[Brady]

Tammy Faye's dead.

[Larry McFeely]

They've been together for a while.

[Dick Toledo]

Never really dealt with. But if the world's on fire. There's not going to be anybody there.

[Brady]

To put it out. That's right. So why not get some queso?

[Larry McFeely]

I love when she tries to talk.

[Brady]

Wow. That's. It's so good. The Jim Baker show is so good.

[Dick Toledo]

Is he using, like a. Oh, there's.

[Brady]

Buttermilk pancake mix, and they use, like, a humongous joke. Ladle Jim Baker shows. Hilarious. I don't know. And I hope he gets a million dollars from those rubes.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, I totally agree. If you're giving that dude four grand.

[Brady]

Worth of food, I don't know who has the food. I guess it's all Southerners. I want to go to somebody's house someday, open the garage, and I just see all of Jim Baker's products.

[Dick Toledo]

Brett, wasn't that like, 12 buckets of food for 42 grand or something?

[Brady]

4,200 bucks. I know that.

[Dick Toledo]

So you just got to take up.

[Larry McFeely]

A whole different packages.

[Brady]

Yeah, but they last for. I mean, you're getting a ton of food. We should have a Jim Baker party.

[Dick Toledo]

And a free bucket. Well, I should hope so.

[Brady]

Yeah. You get a buy three, get one free for 550 bucks. It's a triple grab and go. Veggie and fruit buckets. Oh, you know, those.

[John Holmberg]

Buy one, get for one free.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, my.

[Brady]

Veggies and fruits. Those. Those don't last 25 years unless Jim Baker and God anoint them.

[Dick Toledo]

And is the name of that company really humming.

[Brady]

That right?

[Dick Toledo]

No, it's an N. It looks like an H. It looks like.

[Brady]

Donate to Jim Baker today. We can't. This. This.

[John Holmberg]

You can get the organic pack, too. Like, that's what you got to worry about if there's no food around. Oh, is it not organic?

[Brady]

Hey, look, just because Jesus came and swiped up a bunch of good people doesn't mean you're still not gluten intolerant.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

Here's your. Here's your family pack for.

[Larry McFeely]

How about the caravan?

[Brady]

Five GS. $5,000.

[Dick Toledo]

John, I work at the disaster preparedness company in San Diego, and we sell that food a lot.

[Brady]

No kidding.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, obviously, go to the caravan package.

[Brady]

Brady's now interested in. Yeah, he might start going all out. You actually get the whole caravan for $11,033. You get a fifth wheel and food that's actually worth it. Does that truck come with it?

[John Holmberg]

I don't think so.

[Larry McFeely]

No. I think it's just 36 family packs.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, 12 defenders.

[Brady]

What's it. Oh, Defender packs. Name of their packages. Anyway, go get yourself some Crazy when they come back meals.

[John Holmberg]

Because you might need it 30 years from now, apparently from what this says.

[Brady]

Yet make yourself the world's biggest target. When the end of the world comes and you've been bragging about having a 25 year supply of food in your garage, don't think they're going to come after you first. First thing I'm doing when the apocalypse comes is draining my pool because that's a water supply. That means. That means the nut bags are coming at my house.

[Larry McFeely]

You might be right. Jim should throw in this can make it to Mars.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

For when we, you know, start selling more. Get that million dollars.

[Brady]

Christ, I don't know. I think your God hasn't come back because the people who believe in him are awful. He got the wrong crowd. He's probably looking at me going, dude, why not like you're one of the good ones. Bro. Bro. What happened? It's like, I don't want to hang out with your flock. They suck.

[Larry McFeely]

Got a couple of radio videos. The first one is a reason why you might want to buy some of these supplies.

[Brady]

Okay. Oh, I think the world's ending. I just don't think it's religious based. I think it's us. Oh, no.

[Larry McFeely]

This is the circle of life right here.

[Brady]

Is this a sewer truck?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Okay, so it's a big old sewer tank truck that is dumping its supply right into a river. Right down the river is a guy putting a bucket in. Don't you do it a f in it.

[Dick Toledo]

That's not one of my.

[Brady]

That is one of your countries.

[Larry McFeely]

Totally one of your.

[Brady]

It's just my people.

[Dick Toledo]

My people there are smaller.

[Brady]

Oh, that's India. I always talk about the.

[John Holmberg]

That's the same.

[Brady]

The Indian.

[John Holmberg]

That's the same two places. I never want to go.

[Dick Toledo]

There you go. The beach in Thailand is nothing like that.

[Brady]

I think I speak for everybody right now when I say you Toledo. They were saying. That's right. Yeah. The commonalities of never going there. Yeah. Yeah. No way. I don't even like that his feet are dangling in that water, let alone the gas can he's bathing.

[Dick Toledo]

First commenter says, still the cleanest Indian right there.

[Brady]

Well, that's just rude. That is awful.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, the next one's a fight getting ready to happen. But it's the perfect trash can for.

[Dick Toledo]

The bike racks after school.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. We're at a school. Kids are gathered around. Is this.

[Larry McFeely]

Watch this toss.

[Brady]

Oh, they're squared up now. Some other kids get involved and it throws a garbage can and lands It. On top of the kid fighting. It's Scooby Dooish.

[Dick Toledo]

The fight's over.

[Brady]

At that point, like, he threw a trash can and it. It trapped him. It went right over his head and landed perfectly on him. What a throw.

[Larry McFeely]

Now everyone's laughing at it.

[Brady]

That's great. And that comes out of nowhere. Is that AI Is.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that a.

[John Holmberg]

It's gotta be.

[Dick Toledo]

No, but I like the All Raider High School there.

[Brady]

Yeah. No kidding. There is no dress code there that disallows black gang clothes.

[Larry McFeely]

They've got the. It's the Rocky music playing.

[Brady]

Oh, it is.

[Larry McFeely]

Theme from Rocky.

[Brady]

I don't have anything.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not playing. Nothing.

[Brady]

Toledo's ruined something. No.

[Larry McFeely]

And then next one's the guy trying to get the selfie by. Why? Trains going by.

[Brady]

Here comes the train works. Yeah. There it is. He's got his arms out, and then the train takes him. You're too close to the tr. Why you want a picture next to a train going by that fast? That close is stupid. I don't understand it. You're gonna get hit by a train. What do they say? Mess with a bull. Same with the train.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

This happened at a breakfast club. CarMax and Englewood.

[Brady]

This is a CarMax?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. The person was not happy with the offer they got on their car.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

La Cienega.

[Brady]

So that's. Yeah. Okay. Oh. Back right into the CarMax dealership. Oh, geez. And then starts cursing and swearing.

[John Holmberg]

So he's been Inglewood, of course.

[Brady]

Backed into the Inglewood CarMax and drove through it because.

[Larry McFeely]

Goes back through the front door.

[Brady]

Man.

[Larry McFeely]

Eight people injured.

[Brady]

Yeah. That's not good. You can't go driving through.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't think the wedding's gonna happen this weekend.

[Brady]

Were they getting married?

[Dick Toledo]

Predisposed.

[Brady]

They were selling their car to get married.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Two people were transferred to the hospital of critical injuries.

[Brady]

Well, yeah. Car went through a business complex. That'll happen. Wow. All right.

[Larry McFeely]

Ain't that a bitch?

[Brady]

That is a bitch. All right. What's next?

[Larry McFeely]

That's it.

[Brady]

All right. Rhett. Brett's blaming the neighborhood.

[John Holmberg]

Come on. It's Inglewood.

[Brady]

That's true. It doesn't happen in Beverly Hills, does it? They don't have a CarMax in Beverly Hills. Maybe that's pretty nice. CarMax.

[John Holmberg]

This gives a new meaning to circle K feet.

[Brady]

And we're on a public bus. She's got her feet up on the seat across from her. And there's good prices. The toenails have not been. They've been sharpened and Then the dirt and hair, and she paints them or they're black. Okay. Good Christ. Wow. Oh. Oh.

[John Holmberg]

We'll start this over. John wasn't looking.

[Brady]

I wasn't looking. Oh, what do we got here? There's a. Oh, Jesus. That's not okay.

[John Holmberg]

By play on that one.

[Byron]

Please.

[Larry McFeely]

Come on.

[Brady]

All right, There's a lady with her legs spread, and there's a cat clamped on a lab. All right, that's subtle, but, yeah. Was it the lab or was it the.

[John Holmberg]

Well, let's watch it again.

[Brady]

Bald man.

[Larry McFeely]

Pretty sure it was the vulva.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, she's a cat. Took a bite of her vagina.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

See what happen.

[John Holmberg]

Tuning into the show for that one.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow.

[Brady]

Was eating, and then we couldn't. Yeah. All right. Oh, there's a guy's head just exploded. All right, skip that one, brother.

[Larry McFeely]

What is this? What is this?

[Brady]

It's a slow motion. It's called Strawberry Fields Forever, okay? It's called a guy's head exploding in slow motion. What videos are you showing us?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. This is what was sent to me.

[Brady]

What you made, though.

[Larry McFeely]

Man.

[Brady]

Man. Wow. Oh, my God. Is that it? Oh, no, of course not.

[John Holmberg]

All right, let's go for this one.

[Brady]

What? Yeah, maybe I want that casing. What's happening? The guy running away across the freeway. There's a screaming man running across the freeway. And then they hit him and then run him over. Yeah, they gotta close him up just in case. They didn't do it. They knew that he didn't have a chance. All right, now this is.

[John Holmberg]

This is a video of you, apparently.

[Brady]

Yeah. This is a gigantic scrotum. It's a guy tugging us. It looks like a hippity Hop. He's got American flags in the back, so Maga Forever. And there's a British flag, too. Yeah. This is a huge, huge set of balls. I don't know why all these guys are balls.

[John Holmberg]

And we'll just end here. Here.

[Brady]

That's a big sack. All right? And finally, we have a lady bent over, and there's something in her butt and her vagina. It's a toy that's in both.

[John Holmberg]

This one's entitled. It's like guacamole.

[Larry McFeely]

Is that the tokens coming off?

[Brady]

Oh, no, no. Yeah, that's people paying to watch this. And then. Okay, something's in there. Okay. One thing's plopped out. A big pink, bulbous thing has come out of one of the holes. And then she craps out the other one. And there's that queso we're selling for 4,200 bucks. Wow. That's. Yeah. Don't act like that.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh.

[Brady]

Close up of the remnants dripping off of her legs and sex toy. Can you believe this? Says the Asian girl.

[Larry McFeely]

They cut this out. Love on the span.

[Brady]

It's like guacamole. She says, thanks a lot, squid games. That's disgusting.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Another country.

[Larry McFeely]

I never want to go.

[Brady]

Toledo will be there this June. What do you want to do? Four people, 300 bucks round trip.

[Dick Toledo]

Worth it.

[Brady]

It's only 62 days in an airport, two days on an elephant. One day getting better. There you go, everybody. That's your brady report. It's 98K upd, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness, and we're talking to you about reactdefense.com the home of tactical black self defense training. You know all about it by now. Get in great shape. Learn stuff you didn't know you needed to know. Prepare for a life you just can't prepare for until you start doing the work. And right now, the price is unbeatable. Two months of personal training right there. Hands on react defense self defense system. It is 199 bucks. For too much. You're not getting that anywhere else. And all you have to do is go to reactdefense.com the home of tactical black.

[Byron]

What is dedication?

[Dick Toledo]

The thing that drives me every day as a dad is Dariona. We call him day date for short. Every day he's hungry for something, whether it's attention, affection, knowledge. And there's this huge responsibility in making sure that when he's no longer under my wing that he's a good person. I want him to be able to sit back one day and go, we worked together. We did a good job.

[Brady]

That's dedication. Find out more at fatherhood gov.

[Byron]

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[Brady]

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