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Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (05-12-25)

Host and Cast:

• John Holmberg
• Brett Vesely
• Brady Bogan
• Dick Toledo

Release Date: May 12, 2025
Podcast Description: Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show where John Holmberg and his team aim to entertain, question, and occasionally disturb listeners with engaging discussions and humorous banter.

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1. Dave Draymond's Engagement: A Public Spectacle

Discussion Highlights: The episode kicks off with the hosts discussing Dave Draymond's recent public proposal. Dave proposed to his girlfriend, Sarah Uli, on stage a week before an upcoming show. The hosts express skepticism about the authenticity and longevity of the relationship, questioning Draymond's motives and the age disparity.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [04:22]: "He might be at the show on Thursday, but does that mean they're tying the knot for real?"
• Brett Vesely [05:15]: "She's an Instagram girl. At least hers. I can't tell how old she is."

2. Family Scandal Unveiled: Mother-In-Law Affair

Discussion Highlights: A significant portion of the episode delves into a harrowing story about a woman named Catherine Stewart from Northern Ireland. Catherine discovered that her mother had been having an affair with her husband for 22 years, resulting in children who are both her sons and her grandsons. The hosts dissect the convoluted family dynamics and the emotional turmoil it created.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogan [06:29]: "It's like a laser that just pulls them in like a cartoon dog towards a ham."
• Brett Vesely [11:14]: "A child being both mother and son... it's incestuous and traumatic."

3. Bill Belichick's New Relationship: Public Perception and Humor

Discussion Highlights: The hosts move on to discuss Bill Belichick's new girlfriend, highlighting the stark contrast between his previously stern demeanor and his current bubbly persona. They humorously speculate on how this change affects his coaching and public image, poking fun at his "pruney" hands and constant smiling.

Notable Quotes:

• Brett Vesely [07:50]: "He's the happiest man I've ever seen on TV. Clowns aren't as happy as Bill Belichick right now."
• Brady Bogan [34:02]: "Making a player on the team."

4. The Mother's Day Debacle: Accountability and Relationship Strain

Discussion Highlights: A central theme of the episode revolves around one of the hosts, Brady Bogan, forgetting Mother's Day. The other hosts, particularly Brett Vesely, take on a confrontational stance, emphasizing the importance of remembering such significant occasions. The conversation escalates into a mock reprimand, highlighting themes of responsibility, familial expectations, and the impact of negligence on personal relationships.

Notable Quotes:

• Brett Vesely [92:05]: "Our friend Doug King has just texted, saying, I'm at Ronnie's right now. Do you want me to tell her anything? I'm like, no, it's all right."
• John Holmberg [93:25]: "It's the worst thing in the world."

5. Social Media's Impact on Relationships and Communication

Discussion Highlights: The hosts engage in a critical analysis of how social media has transformed personal interactions. They touch upon the superficiality of online engagements, the pressure to present a curated image, and the challenges it poses to authentic communication. The discussion emphasizes the loss of meaningful, private conversations in favor of public declarations and the potential misunderstandings that arise from digital interactions.

Notable Quotes:

• Brett Vesely [42:34]: "Social media is a viper in your pocket waiting to strike."
• Brady Bogan [48:04]: "She was having an affair with her mother."

6. Reflections on Past Media and Personal Stories

Discussion Highlights: Towards the episode's end, the hosts reminisce about past media, including the impact of shows like "MASH" and game shows like "Super Password." They reflect on how personal struggles, such as Bert Convy's battle with a brain tumor, were handled in media and the lingering effects on their perception of public figures.

Notable Quotes:

• Brett Vesely [131:07]: "He had a little something that I think it's just too much thinking about my dad's wing."
• John Holmberg [133:00]: "Wondering what you can do without."

7. Upcoming Events and Promotions

Discussion Highlights: The episode concludes with promotions for upcoming events and sponsor messages, including tickets to Disturbed's show and advertisements for local businesses like Patrick Riley Services and Amco.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [39:32]: "For the complete lineups and tickets, go to standuplive.com, desertridgeimprov.com, and tempeimprov.com."

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Conclusion: This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" offers a blend of humor, critical discussions on personal responsibility, and reflections on complex family dynamics. The hosts navigate through sensitive topics with a mix of satire and genuine concern, providing listeners with both entertainment and thought-provoking content.

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Disclaimer: The transcript provided contains explicit language and sensitive topics. Listener discretion is advised.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady Bogan]

And Brett get to interview her.

[Brett Vesely]

Brett, this is going to be. You just asked. Just now. Hey, do you guys want to go backstage with me Thursday? I can change your mind now, huh? I do. I do. I think I do. That's. She's. She's all right. This is like the. He's. The rest of the band has to be like, great job, bald Belichick. Are you going to be dragging her on stage the whole time, every day?

[John Holmberg]

Yes, I am.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes, I am. She's going to be playing. She's. Yoko is here. And remember the first questions.

[Brady Bogan]

How'd you guys meet?

[Brett Vesely]

Pointed to her and bring her to the bus. Yeah. We all know how they met. And then. Yeah, there's no reason to ever talk about that again. Take the Belichick rule. She's going to be on stage playing the tambourine Thursday.

[Brady Bogan]

Then keyboards.

[Brett Vesely]

No, she'll get into pretending. Those weren't real keyboards. Linda McCartney never played keyboards. For real. She just. They told her where to stand, and she just did the. She did that. Kind of like when Scooby Doo's band would go. You know, Velma would stand behind something and act like she. Same. Same results.

[John Holmberg]

Like Davey Jones and a monkey playing maracas.

[Brett Vesely]

Davy could play. Davey could play.

[John Holmberg]

But playing the Moroccas.

[Brett Vesely]

But it's the Moroccos, right? It's. It's fascinating to watch that stuff. It's pretty amazing.

[John Holmberg]

Let's see how old she is.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I was trying to figure out. But Draymond is. That was pretty impressive. I didn't know he'd ever get back in that. I understand his divorce was rough. And watching him 20 years ago at that U fest, you know, pointing at women and just putting them in that bus and having that kind of power. I always knew Dave had some sort of a Svengali type sorcery over ladies. Once I watched a man point to strangers from a distance, and he didn't have a middle person. He wasn't pointing, like, go get that person. The minute his finger.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like a laser.

[Brett Vesely]

Made its. Yeah. Made its invisible beam to the woman. She just started to float over to him like a cartoon dog towards a ham. Never seen anything like it in my life. Watched two of them go in. About 35 minutes later, they Staggered out. Draymond came out what looked to be the exact same black outfit and pointed to two more. And they went in next like, it was like there were numbers at a butcher.

[Brady Bogan]

Quick lube.

[Brett Vesely]

So whatever Draymond's doing, congratulations. He is pretty great. Mother's Day was yesterday. Don't put a baby in her. Dave. Everybody, I'm sure, had Mother's Moments, and on the next album, he might do that. He might do a couple songs. You didn't have Mother's Day, and some people don't anymore, but you probably thought about. Yeah, yeah, you do that. You had a mom.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, right.

[Brett Vesely]

But she's no longer with us, which, you know, makes you kind of. You probably threw back some Sambuca.

[John Holmberg]

I did do that. A few. A few.

[Brett Vesely]

A couple of things I did see for people whose moms have passed that were hilarious. There was a funeral home that had a sign up, and I think it was here that said, mother's Mother's Day special event. They had a sign, a big banner over the entrance into the cemetery. And I started buying laughs. That's hilarious. But also hilarious because, of course there's going to be a lot of visitors for that one. But I did watch the news last night, and it just drove me nuts. It was on. It was one of those national stories that local people do, and then local people had a couple. So there was a national story about babies born on Mother's Day, like, it's New Year's Eve. And then a local story about two that were born here. And they kept talking about, like, what a special bond it would be, how rare it is to be born on Mother's Day. And then the news lady said, but every year, the bond grows because the Mother's Day and birthday will be shared every year between the mother and child. Like, no, it won't. It moves all the time. It's a different date every year. Like, you're a moron. And then I realized these are the same people that smugly tell us what news is real and what isn't. They're the ones. They didn't even do any research on the fact that the Mother's Day baby is going to. It's going to be May 10th next year. It's there. The birthday is going to be on Monday.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not even once they start learning. Get ready. It's just faint.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Oh. Like the girl on Fox. That was pretty cool. I just don't understand how you can go through that story. You have to have an editor, right? And go what the hell are you talking about? The Mother's Day will be different next year. You more on it moves. It's like the second Monday, Sunday, whatever. Yeah, Easter's all over. Like, there's a formula for it I've never figured out. But it's like the first Sunday after it. It's like Election day. It scooches around. But next year it's gonna be on the 10th. And so the kid's birthday won't be on Mother's Day if, in fact, it stays on the same weekend. Which I don't think it does. Cause sometimes it's. I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

And if that were true, that kid's in trouble. You never take your Mother's Day away. You'll be right.

[Brett Vesely]

And there could be.

[Brady Bogan]

You'll be hated by your mom.

[Brett Vesely]

It could be pissing off, because now she's gotta spend Mother's Day catering to your dumb kid ass for Transformers and video games and all sorts of stuff that you want. So I think being born on Mother's Day is like being born on Christmas. You steal it away from everybody else, but still, it moves. But they tried to make this. The whole story was glued together with the bond between the two women here in town. And of course, no offense. And this was, you know, my bigotry. Kicked out. They were both Mexican. And I'm like, well, of course two Mexicans had babies on Mother's Day. Just call that average Sunday. And the new. And the lady in the hospital was looking at her like, what, are you crazy? It's like, not gonna be next year's not gonna be the same day. How old are you? Like, if you're gonna be two before you realize, oh, Mother's Day's not the same date every year, but they'll have a special bond. Oh, and she even kind of said, like, even the other kids she has. I mean, she was bigot, too. She assumed that she had more kids, too. But she's like, even the other kids she has, you know, they won't have the same bond because she was born on Mother's Day. And they get to celebrate that each and every year as the two days collide. I'm like, I'm like, it's gonna be like 10 years before Mother's Day's on the 11th again. News. And then they roll their eyes at like, well, that's. We can't confirm that story. When do you ever do any research? It's like Brady's over there doing the work on the. On the research. Close enough Air that.

[Brady Bogan]

This made me think that maybe put the sombrero on.

[Brett Vesely]

You're not doing such a bad job after all as a news guy. And we give you enough heat because you just read and then stare at ceiling tiles. I think, I don't even think they have the ceiling tiles over there, Brady. I think they just say, eh, we got six minutes to fill. Find two Mexicans that had babies on Mother's Day, not a problem. And we'll air that and we'll make it seem like it's a feel good story for the rest of their lives. Even though it's just once. It's crazy. The real story was the one I watched on Saturday late at night, which is awesome. I think it was in the uk. A lady had oh, this is so good. Her mom was having an affair with her husband. So the mom was having an affair with her son in law for the last 22 years. Wow, that's a long 22 years. And she realized that her brothers were her husband's kids. So she had some mom had a couple of kids later in life. Right. For 22 years she had the anxiety of the, the wondering what her husband was up to. Not realizing that was with her mom. She said, my mother's ruined my life. I'm 40, my dad is 63, my mom's 60, I've been married for 43. Or they've been married for 43 years. I've been with my husband since we were 15, he's 39. I got pregnant at 17, moved in with my parents, gave birth to my now 22 year old daughter. We got married at 18. Then it says my parents decided to live in this house with us. Told us we could, that's the inheritance and we'll get the house and it's all over. My husband and I had no issues with that because we were so young. They went on to have two more kids and so did her mom. Her mom got pregnant in the midst of all this. Her mom in her 40s a couple of times. Turns out that Seed is also her husband's who's been hosing away. She's blaming her mom for this. You blame the pervert.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. The older person took advantage of the young man.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. You blame not your mom so much. She had some boundaries. But this is a story you could do 30 minutes on rather than that cruddy couple babies born on Mother's day.

[John Holmberg]

How many Appleseed?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I mean, come on. So it begs the question, like now what with the house was all tied up, I Got to talk to Kent over there at Trajan and say, just run with this with me. We got it in the will that I get the house. But mom had babies with my. You know, I don't know how it's gonna work out. Do you still keep the house? Does the deal stand? Cause if that's your inheritance, that's your.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

Do you ever talk to your mom again? Your brothers are now this whole thing. And this is England. This isn't even like Ohio or Florida or anything. It's pretty solid stuff. I love watching late night tv. They sneak stuff to you. It's like adults swim at three in the morning. Hey, psst. You're not gonna see this on regular news. Watch this.

[Brady Bogan]

Sounds like a royal family.

[Brett Vesely]

It kind of has that English, you know, royalty vibe. It says she alerted to her. She told her dad, by the way, these boys aren't yours. My brothers aren't yours. He's like, oh, yeah? Whose are they? She's sit down. Said started boning them in high school. Mom was losing her mind from inside the house. When she told everybody, she tried to deny it for a while and then they demand a DNA test and all this stuff. She reveals that she threw a party at her sister's house for her mom's pregnancy. Like they were so excited that dad and all this stuff and then. And they, you know, so that was kind of a. They recreated that to have a reveal of what was going on. Like they did a big fake. It was almost like an intervention. You guys come over for a big party. And then they said, here's something you need to know. At the party, I had my daughter take the kids to the basement, put on a movie so the adults could sit and tell everybody what was going on. Mom had no idea. And they just blasted her right there with proof.

[Brady Bogan]

Awesome pictures.

[Brett Vesely]

Awesome. No, not really. They had a video thing, but it was like heads down.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

It wasn't like a big reveal. They had a thing on the screen that wouldn't show their faces. And I don't know why, because they're the biggest hillbillies in the history of Earth. We have all the stories we've had told to us and sent to us and stuff that's nothing on. What would Brady do is come up with 22 years of I can't even put it together. Brett would be boning Matthias, mom putting a couple babies in it. Jesus staying. And then 22 years later, it all gets revealed. The kids are adults and like everybody's all grown up and nobody. And that just screws up everything. Now everybody's a mess.

[Brady Bogan]

Brothers and sisters, right?

[Brett Vesely]

Or. Yeah. Also an aunt.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Meet your cousin, sisters.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, no, not even an aunt. You'd be step cousins, brothers, sisters and mom. You'd be a stepmom, stepsister.

[Brady Bogan]

Just go with relatives.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, just. Yeah, just make it. Make it easier. Stepmom and a stepsister. Yeah, that's how that is. Oh, my goodness. So no matter how bad your life is, as you wake up, look over in that bed, just thank God, I hate that person. Because probably a lot of you are doing that this morning. Just realize it could. Could be worse. You could be. And. And the husband didn't know that the kids were his. So that was the big reveal. She DNA tested and did all sorts of stuff too. She like. And that's the thing you got to worry about. This lady took a year of her life to do research. When suspicious, she took a year out of her life to go, all right, let's get this together scientifically. And then the big reveal will happen at somebody's birthday and then knock this one out. But she did it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. The husband now puts two and two together. That's why she was shagging me rotten for a week.

[Brett Vesely]

That's probably true. Like the real husband, the old man, the dad, the grandpa.

[Brady Bogan]

Fantastic.

[Brett Vesely]

All of a sudden, at that time, his 43 year old wife was suddenly interested in sex again. It's like, what? We've been married for 25 years. You're not. This is. Oh, okay, okay.

[John Holmberg]

I would have signed up for Cameo and had Maury actually do it for him.

[Brett Vesely]

If you're gonna go to 150 bucks, 200 bucks. Hey, man, what? What's more on Cameo?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. I gotta find it.

[Brett Vesely]

That dude needs to be making a fortune on gender reveals and who's the dad? Cameos. He can do it from home. It is nuts. So I swear, get the DNA test. Go get it. Just in case these people were. Nobody was wise to this. Nobody. For 22 years, the only people that had maybe an inkling of an idea were the grandma and the son in law.

[Brady Bogan]

Now, can you imagine putting the. Like, oh, they spent. You put the two together about the time they were spending together.

[Brett Vesely]

Every time they were together, you would place it like, okay, that's. That was a seating. He dropped the seed in that. And you'd hate your brothers and you'd be like, everybody be awful. Like you. I just leave. I don't even think I'd tell anybody. Just Be like, I'm out. I'm not talking about any of you anymore ever again. I've got other friends. I'll go, I'll stay somewhere else with normal people. I have, I have been in. I've been acquaintances with a family that the mother in law slept with the. Her son in law. And everybody's okay with it. Nothing. Yep. Nothing.

[Brady Bogan]

Broke up so you can recover from it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep. That's a tough one for me. But. Yep, nothing at all. And there was some bumps in the road, but everything just kind of went all right. And you know what it was. I'll tell you exactly what. The only time I think this is when it comes into, like kind of a decent plan. They were super religious and they basically said, we're going to forget about this and we're going to act like it didn't happen. Everybody's going to stuff this down into their bodies until our hearts explode in our early 60s and that'll be it.

[John Holmberg]

That's a good thing about religion. You just always just.

[Brett Vesely]

You just ask for forgiveness. Go in a blue box and you say, I did a lot of bad things. And they say, read this. And they say, okay. And then basically they would sit and say, don't ever talk about it again. It's like, that's a great idea. The Mormons live on that. They're known for it. Put it in this little tiny box and then shot it down in there. And never deal with it in your life, ever. Never confront it. What are you crazy? You just shaved off 10 years of your life like you played in the NFL. Live with that.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, the rule is you never question the man in the morning of man. You don't.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. Oh, I thought you meant like the guy upstairs.

[Brady Bogan]

Bow down.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no. But even still, even those dudes, the man doesn't deal with it. He just basically says, we're never going to talk about this again. Sure. You had babies with. Yeah, we had that. We know that one Mormon guy. Like 600 people. His dad shot himself. They cleaned the body, never spoke of it again. Never got into the reasons why dad decided to do that and then just said move forward. Pretty sure most of these brothers and sisters belong to the same guy. I'm not going to ask any questions. Don't know why we've got a black one, but we do. And that's enough for me. Sometimes God makes black babies for two white people. That's what we think.

[John Holmberg]

It happens.

[Brett Vesely]

It happens.

[Brady Bogan]

Miracle.

[Brett Vesely]

There's no reason to look into that. Yes. The handyman that was here every day for four years was a black guy. That's a coincidence. Maybe he just. Maybe my mom liked him so much that God said, you know what? Let's mix this up. It was a gift. Just shove it down, steep as you can, till your heart explodes, and then you move on. Never question anything. It's the first tenet of almost all religions. Don't ask questions. Don't question it. Whatever's happening is a plan. Just deal with it.

[Brady Bogan]

It's in the book.

[Brett Vesely]

It's in the book. It's one of the first few. One of the first rules. Don't talk about it. Don't question it. Just deal with it. Whatever you're told is true, that's enough for you, and move on. I kind of admire that. I couldn't do it. I got too many questions. I'm inquisitive, and I think I'm also a person that's dark enough that if that started to happen, I would not be able to stop laughing. Like, wait a second. Hold on. You had sex with him, made babies 20 years ago, and everybody's just now finding out about this? Yeah. This is hilarious. It's not happening to me, but this is hilarious. That baby belongs to the son in law, the mother in law, which are now the mother and the father. She didn't know. That's the daughter now. Stepmom. Stepsister. Yeah. This is great stuff. I'm gonna need a flow chart. And I'm never gonna let you people forget this chalkboard. There's a guy right here, has baby with this one and this one here, and then they're both. That's a mother and the daughter, which is a dream on pornhub, but not in real life. Bam. He nails her. He gets one. That one's pregnant now, and she's got to talk about that with her husband, who's been married to her for 25 years. Bam. He doesn't know. 22 years later, he finds out. Boom. You're not the dad.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like a grafted tree and then orange and lemons.

[Brett Vesely]

I'd be the worst family member in one of those types of families because I'd be like, I'd never, ever, ever let anyone forget. It would be, you know, stepsis, Mom. I'd make up new words. Hey, step sis. Mom. How are you stupid? Why do you bring it up every time? Cause if I don't, it's gonna float over us like the darkest tornado that anyone could imagine. Hey, mom, dad. Mom's other dad, guy, brother. In law, uncle, aunt, I don't know what you people are anymore. This is great.

[Brady Bogan]

Then that crosses over a second generation. Oh, mother, I love my cousin.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, mothers and Father's Day, you have to have like a tree for all the presents that go back and forth. There's going to be a thousand people getting something. Good stuff. So take a look around your house and if your wife or husband gets along too well with your mom or dad, question it immediately. They could be having sex that might not be your brother's. Great stuff. My ex wife's dad married a woman much younger and she was adopted. Probably a 25 year age gap. And she was like, I don't have any family of my own. For real. Everything I know is through adoption. I want to have a blood relative. So she talked him into making a baby. He was like 57 at the time and she was 30, 32. So he's like, all right. And he jams a baby in her. And she was all happy about it. He was not at all. I think he would, I think it would have been great news to him if I was the one who seated her. I think that would have been like, oh, thank God. Like that's. Thank God I don't have any responsibilities at all. I think that would have made him very, very happy. Nobody in their 50s as a man especially wants an infant in the house at all. That's scary to most. So it would be that dude might have had the greatest relief of all time. Like, cool, I'm gonna prorate some bills, hit this guy up, and you're gonna pay me back for the last 20 years. Me paying for your kids? You jackass. Are you gonna divorce her? Nah, she's basically a roommate anyway. What do I care? So long she's keep paying her half, we'll be all right.

[Brady Bogan]

At the beginning of that marriage, probably was so happy that the mother in law likes my husband. They get, they get along well. I mean, sure, they do it. They do a trip every year together.

[Brett Vesely]

It's not the way it's supposed to be. They go to lunches and stuff and always question getting along with the in laws too. Well, that's not the way it's ever worked especially well. Like yeah, the, the father in law and the daughter in law, that, that shouldn't be solo trips ever. That's never. I saw Bill Belichick with his. Jordan, his, yeah, Jordan's girlfriends, her dad. And her dad's younger than me. He's like 50, I'm 52. And he's like shaking hands with Bill and just realizing these hands are in my daughter. Sometimes this old man's pruning old paws.

[John Holmberg]

Oh.

[Brett Vesely]

Are slapping all over my daughter's sweet, sweet, unused piece. And he has to deal with it. And, you know, oh, it's used. Bill is not above, like, banging that because he's 30 years older than his soon to be mother in law. That's even kind of a weird relationship.

[Brady Bogan]

The joints are swollen and the fingers.

[Brett Vesely]

Start to write us. And your daughter loves that. She doesn't let me put Voltaren on my hands on Friday, so they swell. But you know, Bill, boundaries aren't going to go past that mom. That mom's still a young hunk for him. That family's going to be a mess, too. I like it. I don't mind the age. Dave Draymond just did the age gap thing. No big deal.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

When you start getting 70, 25, you start questioning everything. Like, he's going to do it with all of them. He's got. He's got nothing to lose. That dude's like, look, I. What I. Ten good years left. I'm going to hose all. You.

[John Holmberg]

Nailed it.

[Brett Vesely]

Nailed your daughter. Your wife's giving me side eye. Would you trust if Kirby in five years was dating a guy in his 70s?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Would you trust that millionaire to take Ronnie out for a couple of drinks every once in a while? The son in law.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. No, you don't want him around. That dude can't be around. You have to hate him. In laws cannot get along that well at all. You can get along, but not like solo lunches and hangouts. Just assume the worst. Because that. Just watching that story made me realize, oh, yeah, it's the worst. That can't happen. Speaking of Bill Belichick, his girlfriend came at third place in the Miss Maine contest.

[Brady Bogan]

She had a rough weekend.

[Brett Vesely]

Did she?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, according to the news, because after.

[Brett Vesely]

The pageant, she flew to her other house in Florida to hang out before they went over to unc. Yeah. She's not allowed on the field anymore for North Carolina football. There was Bill, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Didn't that go back and forth? They. They.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't even know if any of it's true. I don't know. I mean, I don't know that Bill Belichick.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, we never said that.

[Brett Vesely]

Nobody's going to ban her from anything. She came in third place in her Miss Maine pageant. There's Bill in the front row, just all smiles like this. Dude, look, the only people unhappy about this are unhappy people Bill Belichick spent 30 years on our televisions every Sunday being compared to a Palpatine from Star wars because his emotions never went to a smile. When he smiled, it was a meme. I haven't seen this guy not smile for the last year. Every time he's on tv.

[John Holmberg]

Now look at his kill.

[Brett Vesely]

He's no. I know why he's beaming. They showed him Saturday at that pageant and that dude looked like he was in that movie where you get smiles cut into your face. He can't stop smiling and it's making everyone angry. It's taken me who I hated Bill Belichick for years. And I just love how mad everybody's getting and they're trying to hate her like it's her fault. Yep. She doesn't seem too friendly. I don't think he cares about her personality even in the slightest. It's fun to watch Bill Belichick. He's at the UNC press conference, his powder blue suit just all smiles. Like, this dude is. It's happy grandpa. He's the happiest man I've ever seen on tv. Clowns aren't as happy as Bill Belichick right now. The guy can't stop smiling and everybody's furious. The news is trying to make her a demon. She's the worst thing that's ever happened. And I'm like, if you ever saw your grandfather. My grandpa never smiled. The only time my grandpa smiled is when somebody was being wildly racist. That was it. If somebody said something like, Brett, if somebody said something racist, he'd start going. Because he found it hilarious to like humor. That was so bad. Only time he ever laughed was at awful things. And then he'd just sit there and just stare at the White Sox. Which I guess is why you would never be happy. For years, he just stared at white. So. And that was it. If. If suddenly Grandpa Bill was just beaming and giving out butterscotch candies like crazy, going, I've never been happier in my life. I'm like, is it. You think it has something to do with that 24 year old puss? He's no, we hate her. Like, why? She's bringing great joy to an old man. If she was a caretaker and he was that happy, you'd be like, this is amazing. She's been the best thing that's ever happened to him. But just because we all mentally picture the two of them doing it every once in a while, or Bill's hands so pruning from not. He won't stop touching you. Know, his fingers are like. He's been in the bathtub for days. Those things are so wet and pruny and gross. Because he won't stop. Car rides, movies, sitting next to her on the couch. Dinner, Taco Bell. That. Probably backstage at that pageant. And she's a bit of a passive aggressive bitch too, because you know, those other contestants in Miss Maine are shooting for scholarships. Meanwhile, she's got carte blanche at University of North Carolina. She's already graduated once and she's got like four houses at her disposal. So she came in third. And the Miss Main thing went. Backstage went, ugh. Anyway, I'm off to my beach house in Jupiter. I'll see you guys later. They go back to their shared two bedroom apartment. Maine being miserable. Winning Miss Maine gets you nothing. I thought I'd try to win. I came in third. That's pretty good. Bye, ladies. Enjoy your cruddy community college scholarships. Well, at least I don't have to. Some old man. Yeah. Yep. I'm sure that sucks, right? Okay, bye.

[Brady Bogan]

That was part of her interview, Maybe. Yes. I have a $8.5 million real estate portfolio.

[Brett Vesely]

It's been great. My boyfriend is the head coach at the University of North Carolina. You might remember him. Bill Belichick. Seven time. Eight time. Sorry. World champion. Six as a head coach, two as an assistant. He's right in the front row. He's the one whose teeth are blinding us right now through that huge smile I put on his face forever.

[Brady Bogan]

I donated 500,000 to this.

[Brett Vesely]

You say philanthropy's important. That's right. Bill Belichick and his Chippy Girlfriend foundation has raised over a million dollars this week. That's my boyfriend right there. Smiling Bill Belichick. He smiles so much, he's gonna end up with that nickname in Carolina. Smiling Bill Belichick on the sidelines. Old Smiley wandering around with the Tar Heels. Yeah, I don't. I don't judge him. Who can blame him? But if you saw your dad that happy in his 70s. It's beautiful, actually. What it is is what we all shoot for. What is she after is money. She seems pretty happy, too. I'm tired of the news bashing these two. I'm defending Bill Belichick right now. That's crazy. I hated him for 30 years. I hated that he was a Browns coach. Hated him, then laughed hysterically at that jets debacle that lasted 48 hours. They became the Patriots coach, threw that hoodie on and became the most evil man in sports history. I thought he'd die and like, you know, clouds would form and like a new acid rainstorm would. And then cleanse us all of his presence. Nope. I had no idea. I lost that bet. Fat had you asked me 30 years ago. Hey, what's more likely to happen? Caitlyn Jenner becomes a Brewster becomes a woman. You got what's his name? P. Diddy is going to rape everybody or the last thing. Bill Belichick is one of your favorite people on the planet. What three things are. I tell you which one isn't going to happen. Bill Belichick. That's out. The other two are very possible. Nope. I look at Bill Belichick with Amadola.

[Brady Bogan]

On this thing, and if I was a family member to the point where you've been telling us for years not to be a distraction.

[Brett Vesely]

To what? In your family?

[Brady Bogan]

Do your job.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. At the. Yeah, do your job. I'll do mine. You leave me. Don't be a distraction to me. I'll do whatever I want.

[Brady Bogan]

But the team.

[Brett Vesely]

Right? You guys. Don't be a distraction. You don't be a distraction. I'm fine with it. I'll handle it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

By the way, not a distraction. You know what used to be a distraction to Bill Belichick? He was married when he was with the Patriots. Anything about that guy look like he was having a good time? You realize why the Patriots won all those championships? Because he didn't go home. He was in the facility 20 hours a day. He did not.

[John Holmberg]

That lady.

[Brett Vesely]

You know who deserves more trophies than Bill Belichick? His ex wife for being the shrew horrible woman that she must have been to keep that guy so focused on football. Tar Heels.

[Brady Bogan]

No chance.

[Brett Vesely]

They're not winning anything. But you know what? It's worth a shot. You got a lot of attention.

[Brady Bogan]

He knows what it takes.

[Brett Vesely]

It's fine. He's fine. Bill Belichick hated his ex wife that got you all those titles. So distraction she was. The old lady before was one in the worst possible way. But it made Bill focus on other stuff. This one. Yeah. You weren't gonna. You can't have a happy coach like that. Coaches have to be miserable. It's up to the wife to be awful. And that way the dude will be great at his job. That's pretty much just the way it is. Traveling salesman is always the best salesman. When he doesn't want to go home to his wife, he just stays on the road the whole time. You got a traveling salesman dating some 24 year old beauty pageant. He's gonna be the worst Traveling salesman of all time. There's nothing about that guy that's gonna want to stay on the road. Stand up comic, got himself a chippy and he's gonna take a few weeks off that he didn't before, and he's gonna start losing money.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the only thing that can improve soap opera.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, Jay Moore doesn't have a chip. He's got a billionaire. I think she's older than him. Yeah. Jay Moore found out something we'd all do. Oh, yeah, yeah. Jay Moore killed the. You know, a billionaire, that's different. Bob Saget. I remember he hit his head. He was so happy. He was probably dancing. He fell down his hotel room and hit his head because he just, hey, I got an earlier flight. I can get home tomorrow. Earlier, his wife was. He made him happy 30 years earlier. Just saying. Everybody's down on Bill. I've never seen him happier. Why do we hate happiness so much? Look at Bill Belichick smiling and think of how horrible we are as a society to go, ugh, bastard. What?

[Brady Bogan]

Because I think a lot of those people haven't been able to forgive Bill like you have. Like you hated him for all these years. And there's this guy that you can't see.

[Brett Vesely]

He turned a corner. He turned a corner. It's a different guy.

[Brady Bogan]

And I turned for you.

[John Holmberg]

Same with Tom Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady, he has turned a corner completely. Whether you've accepted or not is the question. Question. It's like when grandpa used to be abusive. And then later in life he's like, hey, I'm sorry about that. I want to be. And he's nice now. My dad used to be a type A. So tightly wound, it was impossible to be in a room with him. He's mellowed. He's different now. That's a good thing. And you got to say, you know what? This is a better version of who he used to be. Bill Belichick. He's turned a corner and we begrudge him that. Our hang ups. And it's not even people who cared about him as a patriot, just people who are mad that they. They don't smile like that every single day. Smiling Bill Belichick. Old Smiley, they call him down there in Carolina. Here comes old Smiley. He probably whistles. He probably whistles at work. Hey, how you doing? I'm Steamboat Belichick. That's the happiest man I've ever seen in my life.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what? No practice today.

[Brett Vesely]

You know what, guys? Let's just go get some pizza. It's on me. There's gonna be a pizza portal to North Carolina just for the joy of it. Now, when she dumps him, and she will, they're going to win like nine championships in a row. He's going to coach till he's 100. And look out, because the second that relationship gets on the rocks, North Carolina is going to be a juggernaut in football. They will be unstoppable.

[Brady Bogan]

Making a player on the team.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, that'd be great. If the quarterback swipe. Oh, make it. I don't know who North Carolina is. Like Duke in football. I don't even know if that's the same rivalry, but make it. The Duke quarterback impregnates. Oh, yeah. And then the evil comes back and North Carolina goes on a 10 year undefeated streak where, I mean, it's just. They're just chucking trophies at North Carolina. He ain't winning anything with that smile on his face, though. And maybe that's part of my joy. It's like, well, it's one or the other, but he can't win anymore. Larry walking down the halls. Yeah, it's Larry. How you doing? I'm off to the quad. There goes the happiest man in the world. We're angry at him. We gotta stop that. Find your joy, that's all I'm saying. And quit being mad at other people for smiling all the time. Seeing Bill Belichick smile at that pageant was hilarious because he realized in a few, like an hour and a half after that pageant, no matter what place she comes in, he's going to get the prune hands. He's going to have prune hands tonight. He knows it. He's going to have pruning index and middle finger for sure. His face is going to look like a Krispy Kreme. And that was great. He's probably whistling when he sleeps. Just wakes up laughing. Everybody's mad at him. Happy Bill Belichick makes the world worse. Let's get ourselves a wake up song, shall we? A good one. And we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD.

[Brady Bogan]

Wake up.

[Brett Vesely]

It's not weird.

[Brady Bogan]

It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[Brett Vesely]

I have heard enough of this.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

On that one.

[John Holmberg]

And downtown at Standup Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for Tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com It's.

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[Brett Vesely]

Treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. But there they are some miles to nowhere. Thank you Katie and the Hobbs. We appreciate you Monday morning getting through day to day. Somebody pointed out as we were talking about the Belichick thing, said John, you may be on to something here. Remember Cliff Kingsbury couldn't coach a lick and we were talking about that. He'd quit and he would go, I gotta go home. He had that girlfriend of his, Colt.

[John Holmberg]

McCoy taking over while he's gone.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I'm gonna be a little late. And he just didn't pay attention. And we knew why. He's going home to that glorious, beautiful woman that was just walking around his house taking pictures of herself in her underwear while he was down the street in some dome with a bunch of sweaty dudes. And he'd go home, they break up, he moves to Washington D.C. where there's none of that. And gets to the NFC Championship game with an amazing offense. The first year he's there, the succubus took his ability to win football games away.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't worry. Go home, play some video games. We got some time.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man. Coach, what's the play? I don't know. I was thinking of something else. What do you got? Oh, yeah. You guys are all still here. I was. I was gone. I'm gonna take off. McCoy, team's yours. McCoy has the comm. And then he just leave. And then they break up. They're no longer together. He's a single guy out there in D.C. could be slaying like crazy, but he's got no responsibilities, he's got no distractions. Coach to Jaden Daniels to be the best rookie quarterback in years, all the way. Get past the Detroit Lions with ease in Detroit. Kingsbury's a genius again. You can't have that. And he was always happy. He was losing, winning three games a year. He's like, yeah, I just really enjoy being here, you know, It's a nice place to live. You're not winning. We hate you. Don't care.

[John Holmberg]

I am winning. Look what I have.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a great point. Can't have a happy coach with a credible Instagram model girlfriend. Just can't have it. And it gets weird. Like, Robert Kraft was the one who. Nobody ever gets Robert Kraft. Everybody knows that he's a billionaire, but his girlfriend was in her 20s. That dude's like 80. Remember he started wearing rings and puka necklaces and stuff. I don't care. Make fun of me all you want. Thought it was great when I had a billion dollars. Now I've just got the most fun ever.

[Brady Bogan]

Role playing.

[Brett Vesely]

What in the world do they have to talk about? That's adorable. You think we want to talk to you? You think that we're in it for the communication? Yeah, that's right. That's right. I also like when social media, I've said it for years. It's a viper in your pocket waiting to strike. And it's always out there waiting to strike. And sometimes not even you. Stuff you do can strike other people. It's already the Pope's brother. Two days he called Nancy Pelosi a. And he did, too. I hate when people do that.

[Brady Bogan]

He did, too.

[Brett Vesely]

When you post what someone else posted. You did too it. If you post Nancy Pelosi is a. And you're like, I'm gonna forward that. You did it. Yeah, you did it well.

[Brady Bogan]

Or he doesn't even. He agrees what they're saying for sure.

[Brett Vesely]

Right? You did it. If you see, Brady is a C word, and I post that and send it to. Well, I didn't call him that. Well, then why just send it to everybody? Yeah, look, you did it, and it's biting him. So now bad Prevost over there. Hey, Jan, how many people did you call it on your Instagrams? Because I'm the Pope now. Oh, sorry about that. Your holy ass. So, you know, that call had to happen, so. Gonna have to ask you to stop calling people. I didn't pop Leo. I reposted something. You can't do that neither. Knock it off.

[Brady Bogan]

He received a free Vatican scrubbing. Yeah, on Saturday.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, you'd think they'd have done that before. Let's go through your brother's accounts, too. Just. Let's go through the immediacy of it all. Like I talked about on Friday. The saddest person in the world Friday was John Prevost, brother of Bob, who is now Pope Leo. Because he's got like. He's the. He's the lamest member of his family.

[Brady Bogan]

Anyway, it's gonna be Johnny Beer.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a great post too, because it's basically. He called Nancy Pelosi a dumb. I didn't do it. It was on. If somebody sent it to me, I sent it out. That's you doing it, dummy. That is the worst excuse I've ever heard anyone.

[Brady Bogan]

Lazy forwarding.

[Brett Vesely]

Remember when everybody gets. It's not. It was. It's. Every forward is lazy. It's not like you're lifting hard. You read it, you laughed, you loved it. And you.

[Brady Bogan]

I agree.

[Brett Vesely]

You put it on your page. You didn't invent the phrase. Phrase Nancy Pelosi is a dumb. But if. No, it's.

[John Holmberg]

That's been around.

[Brett Vesely]

Put it on your house, it's yours. Even if you put. Who said it afterwards. Like, if I wrote on my house. Like Brady says it all the time. Nancy Pelosi is a dumb. And then on the bottom, I just put B. Bogan. Yeah, it's still me putting it on my house. Yeah. Idiots. And I loved it because it didn't just take a shot at Nancy. The whole quote was. Don't these liberal. What was it? Something effing liberals realize there's a little something called video. Yeah, listen to what this drunk C word had to say in the 90s, long before her husband was going on grindr dates. Like, it took a shot at the whole Pelosi family. And the Pope's brother's like, that's good stuff. Love it. I need that on my page, too.

[Brady Bogan]

On top of that, it's definitely a first for a Pope.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

You always think this is the guy that gets the direct. Now he's direct communication with God.

[Brett Vesely]

It is the first. I know.

[Brady Bogan]

And there he is in the stands of the 2005 World Series.

[Brett Vesely]

You're seeing Popes and Pope stuff is awesome. When you see him as a person, it is the first public association of the Pope and the word which I like, finally, those two have banged together, like, internally. Not just people calling them that or, you know, having the word. Like, he's now dealing with the C word.

[John Holmberg]

Unless you missed it in the first weekend. I'm sure there's a song about that.

[Brett Vesely]

There's a band. There's a band probably called Pope. And if there's not, there needs to be, like, immediately. If I don't hear Marcus mang on into the pit Sunday. All right, this is the latest from Pope. Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Palladio bands.

[Brett Vesely]

I'd be a Palladio bands. I'm on that. Yeah. This guy says, I told my little brother if he became Pope, I wouldn't stop cup checking him in public every time or I give him a wedgie in that dress. Yeah, I bet you'd still be his brother.

[John Holmberg]

How about that?

[Brady Bogan]

A.

[John Holmberg]

He walks up a cup, checks the Pope.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Gotcha. Hey. Hey, how you doing there, Pontiff? How's it going, Pontiff, please show some respect in the house of the Lord. All right. I'm sorry about that wedgie wrestling.

[Brady Bogan]

Mouse breaks out, they break some of the furniture. What are you guys doing?

[Brett Vesely]

I'm gonna crucify you by your hanes. Gonna get you hung up in the air here. Your arms are gonna flail around. You're gonna look like your Lord Jesus.

[John Holmberg]

Nice, tidy white.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. Oh, look at that there. Look, the Pope's in here. He can fly. It would be hilarious to be the brother of the Pope. Pope's the brother of the Pope. Needs to be a show pope's brother and just some Chicago knob selling hot dogs out of a thing. Thing. But, you know, calling. How hard would that be? Calling your brother up. Hey, it's John. What's going on, Bob? It's Leo now. Come on, you mother. Don't do that. Don't do. That's me. I know who you are.

[Brady Bogan]

It's gotta happen. The Pope show.

[Brett Vesely]

You gotta. You gotta remember I used to. I shared a bedroom with you there, Pope. I Used to listen. You quietly jerk it and pretty much regular in your teen years. Those were growing years. And I'm forgiven for that. Well, not by me. Not by me, jackass. Every other weekend I had to do the sheets laundry. That's your problem, buddy. I saw what you were poping around.

[John Holmberg]

Some tube socks all over the bedroom.

[Brett Vesely]

You're crusty holy water socks that I had to step over every week. Why did you call me? I need to borrow a couple bucks, but yeah. So again, go through your Facebook, find out the last person you called a and then realize maybe my brother's gonna be the CEO of something soon and this is gonna haunt him. You can't do it. It's the worst thing in the world. The social media. You posting things is the word. I saw a thing that's so funny where a guy said, this is what runners today would look like back in 1990. And this guy just knocks on his friend's door. Door opens up and he goes. Just went on a run like, oh, yeah, yeah. Did about 11 miles today. The speed was. Was varying somewhere between like three to seven miles an hour. I had some peaked out in a couple. Like my fourth and fifth mile are my highest. And then I burned about 675 calories in the first half. Second half is about 295. I hit a few red lights here. Here's a map I drew of my exact route. And he's giving. He goes, why are you doing this? And he goes, I'm doing this with all my friends. I'm telling everybody I've ever known that. That wants to know. And just like, it's exactly what we do now. It's like used to just go on a jog. Now for some reason you feel like. Like because it's got some statistics attached that they'll put it up on screens. That's an offer on. There's a thing I do called map my run where I. I'll take my bike ride just to see how many miles I went. Then it says share at the end. I'm like, who's interested in that? Who wants to know? My red line across Trail 100 and back.

[John Holmberg]

Don't send that to me.

[Brett Vesely]

No, of course not.

[Brady Bogan]

Same with of course not golf scores.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Why am I sharing this with anybody? Had a day at the golf course. Just thought I'd show you my scorecard. Why? But that's what we do. But it's, you know, and everybody look. I don't have social media for that very reasons. I would find something hysterical about, like, you know, saying that Paul Pelosi, this was before he was on Grindr. I don't know that I'd repost that. The politics stuff's not as interesting to me, but something stupid would definitely happen and I'd have the C word riddle all over that deal. And the next thing you know, my friend Mark's like, like. Or what? I always tell Kevin Ray, I'm brand liability. There's going to be a picture of me and Kevin hanging out at a Diamondbacks game. And the next thing says, you know, the Pope's a like, oh, boy, Kevin can't have the job with sons anymore. You're not doing yourself or anyone around you any favors whatsoever when it comes to that stuff. So just, you know. And by the way, none of it's interesting unless you're really hot. Your page is dumb 100% across the board at all. Like, you've got very few. Like, it's almost like how many hot people there are in the world. Of all the social media pages, 3 to 6% are worth looking at, right? Yeah, maybe. Same as humans. Like, if you go out in the general population, 3,5% of all of them are visually decent looking. The rest. And I'm in that category. I'm with you. I'm part of the.

[Brady Bogan]

The.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm part of the bigger block. I'm in the low end of that. 95 of them, not worth looking at, let alone knowing what you're up to during the day. I don't understand it at all. I do like memes. But we had email for that. That used to be great. And text. And you could send it to certain people, not just leave it out there laying on the front lawn for everyone to find. Nancy Pelosi's a. Now your brother's a Pope. And he should have known behind better. This brother wasn't exactly like, surprise, Pope. He kind of built himself.

[Brady Bogan]

That one got away. I forgot about that one.

[Brett Vesely]

But you can't. You can't be, you know, like, unaware. Your brother's in the running for Pope. So, I mean, once he hit cardinal.

[Brady Bogan]

Status, he said the. The brand liability for years. I mean, yeah, well, he's the brother.

[Brett Vesely]

But I mean, the C word bomb. I don't know when he did that. Just recently, you knew your brother was pro and you knew the Pope wasn't in the best of health. So it's like, ah, my brother might be Pope. I should lay off this Nancy Pelosi's.

[John Holmberg]

Tweet just in case he's Tony Monero. His brother was better than him by a lot.

[Brett Vesely]

The priest by a lot.

[Brady Bogan]

It's almost like, you know, being a pastor's kid.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure, yeah. Because you can't make any mist. Or a politician's kid. Like, we found out with Jeff Flake when he had his N word Killer as his incredibly offensive name on video games online. Video games, games. And, you know, the guy was busy working, being a. Whatever Jeff Flake did then the news was like, you know, that's his son. The n word killer1 on social media. Is that right? And then Doocy's kid selling Plan B to a bunch of chicks after he bang him, which is even. That's just kind of awesome. And he was a rapper.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. Double Scoop.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, we made him the Double Scoop, the producer rapper. Don't worry about my dad's governor. Hey, I think I just hosed inside you here. For 18 bucks, I'll give you one of my plan Bs. Double scoop. He said, look, my dad's governor. You can't get me. And they got him. So I find it to be great. But you never know when someone. You might be a loser, but someone in your family might have hope. And your social media page might ruin it, you know, don't do it.

[Brady Bogan]

It.

[Brett Vesely]

And I know you may think Nancy Pelosi is a C word. A lot of people do. There's no reason to actually, like, publish that, is there? I mean, I don't think she's a great person. And I would make it publicly known that I'm not a fan of hers, but is Nancy Pelosi a Seward? A shirt I'm going to wear around the house, maybe, but not out with people. I mean, it can be funny. You can send it to friends, but you can't put it out there publicly and then forget. Although Scott Haines makes a good point. Hey, look, Pope Francis couldn't stop saying the homo F word. I don't think they care. I'm like, he might be right. Pope Francis probably liked the post when Tom Brennaman said, as a city. Oh, that's a good one. I like that.

[Brady Bogan]

I like.

[Brett Vesely]

That was the best thing about the runner at the guy's house. At the end of it, he goes, I don't know why you're telling me all this about your jog. And he goes, do you like. Do you like what I did, though? He's like, what, because you like my day? Do you like what I did today? Could you just. Don't you love it? Don't you just love what I did today. He's like, what are you talking about? Just tell me you loved it. Just tell me you liked it. And then send it to other people too. If you could send it to your.

[Brady Bogan]

Friends and you can have that day too.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, call up everybody else and call up everybody else and tell them that I did it without the Internet, that's what we would have to do. And I don't really think people recognize. That's how we communicate. I went to dinner tonight. Here's what I ate. And it's like, oh, if you. If pre Internet, if you just banged on a friend's door and said, hey, I took some Polaroids in my food tonight. You want to look at them? Everybody be like, what the happened to Brett? He's like the least interesting person alive. Just want to come over to all my friend's house and let you know. Nancy Pelosi is a. Oh, all right. Yeah, I just thought I'd pop that over. Do you like that? Would you tell me you like that out loud? Could you just say it? Yeah, I like that. All right, thanks. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go over to Joe's house now for a little bit, if you don't mind. Hey, Joe. I'm just telling all my friends. Think, man, it's. Pelosi is a huge. I just kind of hope you like that. No, I don't like that. That's thumbs down to you. Oh, okay. Well, I'm gonna. I'm gonna block you from my friend. I'm never coming over again. Were very weird, but I do like that the Pope had that moment. That's a pretty solid moment. A guy emailed me and said, I do believe that in your story. Earlier, the mom who realized her husband was having sex with her. Her mother, which is the mother in law. So the mother in law and son in law were having sex for 22 years. Had a couple of kids. They just raised them as the kid that they had isn't just a stage stepbrother, stepson to the girl. The kid is also his own grandfather. You have to do the math on this one. But if your mom has sex with your husband and they make a baby, that child is his own grandpa. Yep. Yeah. No, no, no, no. His.

[John Holmberg]

I'm with Brady. I'm looking at the ceiling T right now.

[Brett Vesely]

And it would be her stepfather.

[Brady Bogan]

The. The daughters.

[Brett Vesely]

Nope. Stepfather. Nope. Not her own. Nope. Because she didn't have it. She can't have her own. So if she had a child with. Yeah. With that kid is his own grandfather. Because grandma of this is also mom for her. Because that. No, look, if you.

[Brady Bogan]

He's not.

[Brett Vesely]

If you and Ronnie have kids, that's your child, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

So if in fact Ronnie has a kid with Torp, right. That makes Ronnie the kid's mother and grandma. If they stayed together and the kid would somehow another be his own grandfather because he's technically. Well, that would. That would work. Only grandma would be his own grandfather. No, no, it's. It works. You're confusing me now. We're looking at those tiles. If this. If the father in law has sex with or if the mother in law has sex with the son in law and they make a kid and they're raising it as if it's grandma and grandpa's or mom and dad's kid that is technically the son of. It would have to be incestuous. It's a step grandfather, step grandkid. Yeah, it works. Makes your head hurt, but that's real. So the grandmother of that. No, it wouldn't work that the. The daughter who had nothing to do with this isn't that she would. You'd have to be incestuous. So the son in law and the grandma can have the son in law and the mom can have sex and have a kid and it doesn't really relate to the other ones. But in the hierarchy of things that then becomes its own grandfather. If those two stayed together because. Yeah, this is hard because the son in law's kids would be that woman's grandkids, but because she had them then. Yeah, it's very confusing to make your head hurt, stop banging each other in your family. Yeah, that works. It's. It's a vicious ugly circle. But it's. Yeah, it's not by blood though. It would just be on paper. But it is. Is a vicious backwards thing.

[Brady Bogan]

As it stands. It's her.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's hard.

[Brady Bogan]

Brother and sis, stepbrother and step sister.

[Brett Vesely]

But if she and her husband have kids, that makes her mom the grandmother. If her husband has a kid with her, technically sort of, he becomes his own step granddad because that's his. That's the mother's son in law. So any kids that come out of that particular point would come back and be. Yeah, this is everyone just killed everyone. Nancy Pelosi is a. I think we all agree on that. Let's just go back to that and stay there. Yeah. And I got another from a guy. Yeah, we gotta post that. They got another one that says this one said oh, well, John. President John says I'm gonna go on a limb and basically say those were white people. Well, yeah, you need a dad. So, I mean, yeah, there would be people having to admit that their fathers and, you know, there's fathers stuck. So don't do that, John. Don't you get racist. I'll go back. Yeah. President John is not wrong. They are white, but that's because everybody was stayed in their role. God knows what's going on. It says I sometimes share some good pornhub videos I come across. Is that the same thing? Yes. And don't do that. Let people discover their own porn. Who are you sharing pornhub videos with? Hey, Brad, I thought you'd like to jerk off to this. It's pretty good stuff. I just got finished myself, man. Oh, man. At the 17:31 mark, Madison Ivy takes. Oh, man.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not taking your seconds, bro.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Now close this off. You're going to love it. I got to go wipe off my stomach. You have fun with this. Yeah. This guy says it's funny. You're talking about the Pope. I was talking to my dad, who's 72 the other day. He's Catholic. He's watching the news when they were getting ready to announce the new Pope Pope, and I was talking about a black cardinal being considered, and he said that he was waiting and expecting them to do the scene from Blazing Saddles. You can't have a bunch of black smoke and then say the black Pope afterwards. Yeah, the Pope is near. Yeah. I don't think those old racists are ever going to do that. If they do, it's a sign of desperation. I don't think that's a thing they want. They want to keep that Italian. I think they're mostly angry because, you know, it stopped being all Italians. Now you got Asian dudes and Africans. And they wanted to spread the word, but they're also like. But we're still in charge of it, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Like, but, you know, I. I think about it, it's like, because the American was chosen. Was it because the. The amount of, you know, the Catholics who dropped off, off huge up the numbers. Can they work it from the United States part making that pope, that the.

[Brett Vesely]

Smart thing wouldn't be to take a country the size of the United States and do that because we're small. You take a continent like Africa and you put an African pope in there, the chances are there's a lot more of those people paying attention. India, China. That's the Asian Pope. That would have Been the number they.

[Brady Bogan]

Needed, but the numbers they want to go after again, I hate to say, you know, it's like, well, what.

[Dick Toledo]

What place?

[Brady Bogan]

Could you raise more money?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, your money's huge. But I don't think they're struggling there. I don't think they're. I don't think the Vatican's Right now. I don't think the Vatican has a problem with. With that.

[Brady Bogan]

That's one of the problems. Yeah, they've been leaking.

[Brett Vesely]

They're not losing money. There's nothing about. If the Vatican has anybody, a lot of okay. And they're still just fine. They've got a billion dollars in stuff to sell off. If they ever wanted to sell, sell. They're fine financially. This. This finances and whatever. They're bigger number. If they wanted to recruit and get more people, which is the goal. You go over there and get that.

[John Holmberg]

Asian pub, what are they gonna do? Go on, love it or list it?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, well, they. Yeah, well, trust me, people would. There would be an auction that you could not believe with the stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they've unloaded some land.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, well, they sell things. They're businessmen. They're not dumb. But that's. That's not exactly just for the dollar to get into the Vatican. And the 500 million people that shoot through there every day, they're doing all right.

[John Holmberg]

Imagine the gift shop there, too.

[Brett Vesely]

The gift shop's insane. Yeah, all those little crosses, they're. They're fine. And that's just in house. Yeah, that doesn't even count. Pay per view and all the other stuff they're pulling. Yeah, nothing about that church is like, financially, boy, we're struggling. We gotta really get it together. They're losing members. They're fine. And the United States is not going to be a money machine for them. The money, to me, I thought they were going to go full Asian on that guy. That's. That's the market you need to tap.

[Brady Bogan]

I thought, yeah, these are Africa.

[Brett Vesely]

Those are the ones you got to tap. America, silly. There's only 320 million of us dropping the bucket. And they got this. Yeah, I got this all figured. But they're trying to bring it back. They're trying to make, but, I don't know, you know, American Pope, maybe it's just that good. I like his brother. I like his brother a lot. I still haven't ever said what his brother does for a living. I've read a bunch of things like a businessman, entrepreneur. I'm like, oh, deadbeat. Like you don't have, like, a title now?

[Brady Bogan]

You can't find out right now.

[Brett Vesely]

You'll never know. Pretty great stuff all the way around. Just a good one. Did you send your mom a. A nice present there? I did, yeah. What'd you get her?

[Brady Bogan]

I got her a neck massager.

[Brett Vesely]

God damn. Loosen her up again. All right. And she loves it. Yeah. She's built like you. Where's she going to put that? It works on what?

[Brady Bogan]

It's. It's.

[Brett Vesely]

Try it before. Did you put a profile?

[Brady Bogan]

Go somewhere around?

[Brett Vesely]

Cheek and jaw massager. Isn't it like you guys have the exact same body?

[Brady Bogan]

It's not as bad as me.

[Brett Vesely]

She got a little more neck than you.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. You wear that, it looks like you've got a Dracula. His, like, collar, it's gonna go up past your eyes.

[Brady Bogan]

What happened? You got whiplash.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Is she complaining about a little neck pain?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she does neck and shoulder. Top shoulder.

[Brett Vesely]

Give her a little nice. Nice rub. I'm trying to picture Bunny in that, and it's almost like you're trying to suffocate her. I don't think I noticed her neck. You two are. She's the female carbon copy of you. Like, they walk together. Have you ever seen them walking next to each other? No. It's like you almost, like, feel like you've got sand in your eyes and you're seeing two. Only it's like if Brady ever transitioned, you'd never. You wouldn't even think, like, oh, what's he gonna look like? You know, if Brady's. Brady's like a woman in one regard is that he turned into his mother. They all turn into a mom. Brady's exact. And. And Bunny is like, the adorable version. You're the adorable man version of you. She's the adorable female. It's almost like you're Russian dolls. You just don't fit in each other anymore.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, wait a minute. That's.

[Brett Vesely]

That did sound bad, but we were talking about that. You know what I'm saying? Like, neither of them could get back. You can't crack one. They're the same. They're like. They're like build a bears. The two of them are just adorable. And they walk next to each other. I was at the botanical gardens with them, and they got next to each other walking, and Torp was with us, and he looked. And he goes, look at that. You switch clothes. You wouldn't know. Like, I agree. I was thinking it, but yeah. So that neck massager thing threw me, but she's got more neck than you long? Oh, yeah. Okay, well, that's not so bad. Still a little sexy. But it's not that I always have to worry about Brady's Mother's Day sexy.

[Brady Bogan]

At that. You know, in that particular age. Now your parents are in their mid-80s. It's like, what else can you get them?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, just like caskets and plots and stuff. It's about all you can.

[Brady Bogan]

I chip?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you go.

[Brady Bogan]

We can upgrade and earn now, right?

[Brett Vesely]

I got you some etchings and so I don't know. Yeah. What do you buy an 80 year old for? Anything? Yeah, they don't want anything. It can't last long.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's the answer that. That you'll get from them. What do you want for your birthday?

[Brett Vesely]

No, nothing, nothing. It's just gonna be this cash. It's just gonna be yours soon anyway. So buy something you like. Get her like a PlayStation 5.

[Brady Bogan]

Eat.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what? I should see my mom tonight. I might bring a PlayStation 5 along. It's a good idea. Happy Mother's Day. What's this? Don't worry about it. Of course, then that technology will. She lasts like another 15 or 20 years, it'll be useless.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Probably got to get her something that increases in value because it's going to come back to you. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Pill, A neck massager.

[Brady Bogan]

Crossword. Yeah, Books.

[Brett Vesely]

Crossword puzzles. She likes reading. Man, those are good. There's not a lot you can do. I never thought about that. What are you gonna need? I just, you know, my mom's here.

[Brady Bogan]

Think about it. Most of the time. At this particular time, what do you want for Father's Day?

[Brett Vesely]

PlayStation 5.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll get answers immediately. Steeler stuff. Anything. Steeler stuff. I'm the easiest person in the world to shop for. For the. Those like, anything like that. You give me Steelers. Anything. I'm in anything. Hats, shirts, gloves.

[Brady Bogan]

There you have it.

[Brett Vesely]

You go.

[Brady Bogan]

All the way to.

[Brett Vesely]

Until I'm dead.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Unless the Steelers pull the Browns until I'm dead. If they, like start moving that, that would be it. But yeah, tattoo, whatever. That one's not going to die. I said that about the Cubs too. And deep down it's not dead. But I don't have my love for the Cubs. I used to. And they're good this year. Which is the worst part? That's a good question. Like, because you're probably the same Ohio State Bengals, barbecue stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Beer cans.

[Brett Vesely]

Old dumb, trashy beer cans. Yeah, you're easy too.

[Brady Bogan]

Likable. Beer can.

[Brett Vesely]

But even like Ronnie for Mother's day. Did you get her something for Mother's day day?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. See, I don't understand that. I don't think. I don't think a husband's responsibility should be to buy that woman's stuff. I don't think at all.

[Brady Bogan]

I did. You know, this was, it's to the point where it's like, you know, you know, it's more about going to brunch or dinner and then you get some food activity. Everybody gets it on that for the day.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, we'll celebrate you as much. But that's on Kirby with the thunderbolts and I don't know what that is.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the new Avengers movie that just came out.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, God. All right. Well, yeah, you had to sit there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you're right.

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brett Vesely]

You trust Holmberg's morning sickness, but you went for that for Kirby.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. That's not Mother's Day. That's Kirby being.

[Brady Bogan]

She wanted to do. Who, Ronnie?

[Brett Vesely]

Because Kirby wanted to go.

[Brady Bogan]

She likes the Avengers. Just.

[Brett Vesely]

She does like terrible movies. That's true. All right, I'll give you that. But you had to buy her stuff, which I disagree with, and I think men should have taken a bitter stand. Although, pick your battles, because you don't want to argue for no reason.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't have to necessarily.

[Brett Vesely]

You did it for your own good.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You did it because you thought I don't have to. But if I don't, what Weighs more, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Is this going to come back around?

[Brett Vesely]

This is going to come back around. Around. But right now, your kid is that age where it's like, no, that's your mom. You do it.

[John Holmberg]

What? Kirby get her?

[Brady Bogan]

Don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Were you there Secret.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I mean, while she didn't say, you know, I got a. Got her a card, and I did both from Kirby and I.

[Brett Vesely]

So Kirby didn't get her anything.

[Brady Bogan]

Now that I think about, you are.

[Brett Vesely]

That's. But that's. Your job is to tell her, hey, that's your mom. You go get her some. Something.

[John Holmberg]

Here's some money.

[Brett Vesely]

Go get it. You're the one that's supposed to take care of that. You didn't even do that. That's.

[Brady Bogan]

That's between them.

[Brett Vesely]

No, it's not. That's like, your one job as a dad is to make sure on Mother's Day, you tell the teenage kid, hey, this is no longer on me. You're almost an adult. You're driving around. You. You're responsible for getting your mom something nice and make it nice. Don't do dumb crap. And you didn't do that. Oh. Ooh.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes, it is. That's your job. That's your thing. Ooh. Yikes. Did Kirby kick in for the movie?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

What? Oh, man.

[John Holmberg]

Or what Kirby wants. Kirby gets.

[Brett Vesely]

I know you. I know in a normal situation where the. You weren't afraid of your child, you should go in and talk to Kirby today and go, hey, you blew Mother's Day badly. I paid for the movie. Are you kidding me? She's not my mother.

[Brady Bogan]

I maybe dropped the ball on that a little.

[Brett Vesely]

You did. You dropped it in a big way.

[Brady Bogan]

She could have gotten her something, and.

[Brett Vesely]

I didn't know, but did you? You don't know that. I don't know and you didn't ask? Yeah, you got to ask. That's on you big time. Because you got to say, hey, what did you get your mom? My dad used to do that every Mother's Day. What did you get your mother, huh? Nothing yet. You better better not be fool from Walgreens or I'll kick your ass all.

[John Holmberg]

Over this house or the Mexicans on the side of the road with the bears and all that kind of stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you get your mother something nice. Do you need money? And he'd always say, that was like, you, little dick. You spend it all on your own stuff. I'll find out. What does she want? That's up to you to decide. You're an adult now.

[Brady Bogan]

Ah, now I think about it, Torp wasn't really pressing on us too much on Mother's Day or. Or vice versa.

[Brett Vesely]

Did you get your mom stuff or did Torp take care of everything and you guys coasted? Can't happen, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Basically. Maybe gave her a card or. I don't remember.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's on you. That's on the dad to make sure the kids are stepping up. That's not.

[Brady Bogan]

Do something as a family. Most of those days, sure.

[Brett Vesely]

Torp took it all on you guys got off scot free. That's garbage.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, you got the point where you. You're, you know, you're old enough when you're a kid to make her breakfast or bring her breakfast in bed or something like that. All the kids come in there, happy Mother's Day.

[Brett Vesely]

But that's when you're like eight. If you're doing that in your teen years or you got a couple bucks in your pocket or whatever you're capable of, that's. That's not a present.

[Brady Bogan]

10 years. I think it changed me.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. You have to. You stop making breakfast for mom when you're like, 10, and then you start realizing, okay, and then maybe a macaroni. Maybe, man, happy Mother's Day. Like an arts and craft. But arts and crafts and breakfast being made, that's over it.

[Brady Bogan]

If you're still doing that, teens, you're bringing her mimosas.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. You make her a drink?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You buy her bottle of champagne. That's nice. You don't. Lena, you. You got to go home and talk to Kirby. Go. What did you get your mother for Mother's Day this year?

[Brady Bogan]

Shut up right now.

[Brett Vesely]

You're right. I was out of line. I'll see you later.

[Brady Bogan]

Sorry.

[Brett Vesely]

Sorry about that. Can we talk? If it's about mother's Day. Get out. Okay. Sorry. Yeah. There you go. You should text Kirby right now. What'd you get for Mother's Day? And maybe she's. Maybe she surprised you, but you should know that's nothing.

[John Holmberg]

Then if he doesn't know that she didn't give her anything.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I'm worried about.

[Brady Bogan]

Text right now.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. What would you do without. About us? Spin in traffic? I think you just drive around in circles.

[John Holmberg]

She's gonna ignore that text.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You number who this?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, who it is? Dad's up my ass over Mother's Day. We took her to the Avengers. Jeez.

[Brady Bogan]

As I'm typing it. Yeah, she already responded. I forgot. I'm listening.

[Brett Vesely]

She forgot.

[John Holmberg]

How do you forget Mother's Day?

[Brett Vesely]

That's on you, man.

[Brady Bogan]

That is.

[Brett Vesely]

That's on you because. No offense, Kirby, because you're listening, but you're at the age where I can safely say you're borderline retarded. Like, you're not very smart as a. As a functioning human.

[John Holmberg]

It's not like it was a secret holiday.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you are. At that time when people say you're either smart for your age or, oh, she's adorable. I'm not sure what you are. Cause I'm hanging out with you enough, but forgetting Mother's Day. I think I can pick a category at this point, and it's not surprising. Most teenagers are really dumb. But I forgot Mother's Day. Ouch. You know, Ronnie's at home crying, and two of you oblivious knobs are running back and forth on where you're gonna do the movie. No, you're right, Brady. You did not. You need to text Ronnie right now and say, I am so sorry Kirby forgot Mother's Day. That's a little bit on me for not reminding her. I thought she was more responsible than that. I apologize. I'll talk to her. Today, that's on you. Oh, my God. My dad finds out I forget Mother's Day the day after, there isn't gonna be any drywall without dents in it. Because you know why? It kept him from stuff. Because she knows deep. So that's on you. Ronnie's blaming you for that. She hasn't maybe made it both sides. Oh, don't start that.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Take responsibility.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't. I don't. I'm not bent out of shape that I don't get anything from Father.

[Brett Vesely]

Father's Day doesn't compare to Mother's Day. It's a joke.

[Brady Bogan]

So welcome to our.

[Brett Vesely]

So it's a punishment okay, so now you're punishing Ronnie for no reason at all. This is not gonna go your way. You need to dig your heels out of this hill. Just suck it up.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a make.

[Brett Vesely]

Good. No, there's no make. It's an apology we missed. No, it's. It's a. I absolutely this up.

[John Holmberg]

You're effed.

[Brett Vesely]

You're effed. Especially with garbage like that. Like you're trying to tell me something I didn't know. Oh, no, no. That's what. You could keep yourself out of these problems. Problems? Don't get defensive. Just suck it up. Nice.

[Brady Bogan]

I. I am.

[Brett Vesely]

No, you're not. You basically said that's just like Father's.

[Dick Toledo]

Day and your triple F. Because guess what Father's Day is going to be now.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

It's going to be over the top.

[Brady Bogan]

Excellent.

[Brett Vesely]

And there'll be no physical contact. You are done. Oh, that was bad. You and Kirby are a couple of jerks right now.

[Brady Bogan]

Kirby?

[Brett Vesely]

Both. No. You and Kirby in her father's image. Little selfish prick. Nancy Pelosi's a. She's got nothing on you. Yeah, you need to suck this one up. And stop saying stupid stuff like. Well, I don't get much for father. That's a piece of move right there. You are in trouble and you don't even know it. We. We just saved you from walking into Hiroshima August 2nd 7th.

[Brady Bogan]

It's just setting up Kirby to know.

[Brett Vesely]

No, it's setting her expectations.

[Brady Bogan]

When she. If she becomes a mother.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, what?

[Brady Bogan]

You know that she does. She gets blanked on Mother's Day. She'll know now.

[Brett Vesely]

Blanked. What do we play? Match game?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Kirby got blanked on Mother's Day.

[Dick Toledo]

Let me get this straight. At 16, you're preparing her for motherhood?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. A disappointment. Get used to it. Because you're probably going to be married to some selfish prick like me and won't care if the kid remembered. I forgot Mother's Day all day yesterday. She didn't know what was going on. Going to movies and dinners. Dad got her a card and there's probably flowers on the counter and. Oh, I forgot. Oh, you're in trouble, buddy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, and I tried to cut.

[Brett Vesely]

Both of them are. Oh. Kirby's.

[Brady Bogan]

Why am I. Because I didn't get. Because you didn't involve your trip.

[Brett Vesely]

You got to involve yourself in that. Oh, I'm a little upset.

[Brady Bogan]

Get over it.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I won't. No, you. But you're. You know it too. Keep squirming. You're in trouble. Said dude, he doesn't even know her maiden name. You think he's going to put an effort into Mother's Day? He's got that new. New Heisel family history to memorize. That's true. You do have a lot of new Heisel information. Boy, oh boy.

[Brady Bogan]

Quiz will be today.

[Brett Vesely]

You are done, man. Oof. Said. My parents have been divorced for 35 years. Brady, my 72 year old dad texts me Saturday to remind me to wish my mom a happy, happy Mother's Day. It's ingrained in them. It's part of being a dad. Super failure.

[Brady Bogan]

Kirby's going for the make good.

[Brett Vesely]

It's worse.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You're done.

[Brett Vesely]

Worse.

[Brady Bogan]

Should I tell her not to?

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[John Holmberg]

What's the makeup?

[Brett Vesely]

You need to be on the phone with Ronnie immediately saying, I am so disappointed in Kirby. I am so sorry. She just told me she forgot Mother's Day. I put more. I gave her more credit than that. That's on me.

[Brady Bogan]

It's lazy.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. That's on me. To not make sure she was. She was paying attention. Her saying I forgot is unacceptable. Acceptable. I agree and I am incredibly sorry. That's on you. Oh, boy. You got trouble, brother.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll handle it.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know. I don't know. You're. You're in a. You're in a cauldron. If you even start spewing the crap you initially reacted to with us out. Oh my God. It's gonna be. We're just gonna start. We're hiring. We're hiring. There's gonna be. He's gonna be. Good thing he doesn't have a neck cuz she tried to hang him by it. Yeah. This is a sc. Did you text Ronnie yet?

[Brady Bogan]

Not yet.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you need to text her immediately. Sorry about that. I needed to stay up her ass. Kyle says I do kind of like Brady's new parenting method of choice, which is just prepare for disappointment. That's true. Yeah. You'll be a mom someday and you'll know the pain of child.

[Brady Bogan]

Kids are going to miss a Mother's Day or Father's Day. It's going to happen.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no, no, no.

[John Holmberg]

Matthew says careful what you eat and drink today. Brandy.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Don't let her cook for you for a little bit.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't have.

[John Holmberg]

You better be go to Viet Shack today.

[Brett Vesely]

What do you mean? You don't have to worry about. Oh, she doesn't cook. Or like.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's Mother's Day.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, you guys. Yeah. Because you celebrate for days and days.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You're going to show up at home today. Ronnie's going to pull her pants down. Brady's going to get all excited in the words. Words get said out loud. Good luck, papa Pop. It's the last time you're ever going to see this thing. That's true. Oh, yeah. You're in trouble. And there's no make goods and there's no bring something else, homes. That's bad. That's. It's worse than forgetting an anniversary, which you shouldn't do either, especially in nowadays with the phone you can put it in the calendar. I know. African holidays.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I wake up is great. Hell is El Raheed. Do I have the day off? I look at my phone every day to see if it's a day off. Elraid. Not a thing.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody sticking up for Brady over there.

[Brett Vesely]

Let's see. It's mother's day, not Wife's day. It's the child's responsibility to remember. If you ask me, once the kid can talk, it's his responsibility to get a gift and spend his allowance money. Stay strong, Brady. Daniel, I agree with that. Yeah, but it's the dad's job to say, hey, she's not my man. Mom. Do something right by your mother always. Because it. Because the reason why is not because you're being so. You're protecting your own interests. Because if the kid forgets, that comes back to you. She's not gonna be mad. She'll be disappointed in curvy. She'll be more upset at you. And rightfully so. Like, you have one job on mother's Day, and that's just make sure the kids are doing their job. You have the Bella check. Get them coached up. Make sure they know the day's coming. She doesn't even know it's mother's Day. Oh, Kirby's terrible. You gotta first off, tell Kirby. I'm like, do not.

[Brady Bogan]

She knew it was. That was just her response.

[Brett Vesely]

But if her response to Ronnie. Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Take care of it.

[Brett Vesely]

What's the plan? I need to know because otherwise it's gonna back.

[John Holmberg]

They're working on it right now.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't want to have to your mom.

[Brady Bogan]

There's nothing that you can do about it.

[Brett Vesely]

You're saying no make goods.

[Brady Bogan]

I told her. I'm. I just told her now. Don't go to Trader Joe's.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, don't. What was she gonna go to Trader Joe's for?

[Brady Bogan]

Get her some flowers, cards.

[Brett Vesely]

It's an apology at this point. Yeah, it's an apology flower. Well, that's terrible.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't have money to be able to buy much of anything.

[Brett Vesely]

That's Kirby's text. Yeah, she's playing pauper. Well, it wouldn't matter.

[John Holmberg]

That don't work because you could have venmoed her money or anything else.

[Brett Vesely]

What did Kirby do this weekend there?

[Brady Bogan]

She played tennis with a friend.

[Brett Vesely]

Did she go out at all? Have some food, couple drinks.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know about a couple drinks.

[Brett Vesely]

Drink drinks, you know, like soda, you know, to get a milkshake over at the five guys.

[Brady Bogan]

But know you.

[Brett Vesely]

She. Was she home the whole weekend or did she do things?

[Brady Bogan]

She went out with some friends.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I bet that cost a couple bucks.

[John Holmberg]

Who paid for that do.

[Brady Bogan]

So usually she'll ask, right? Me.

[John Holmberg]

Or she could ask you for some.

[Brett Vesely]

Cash for this and.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, she has cash.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But she didn't want to spend it on mom, apparently.

[Brady Bogan]

She says I don't have, you know, for her.

[Brett Vesely]

What she's saying is I don't have any money for that woman. Yeah, I'm not. Man, I'm not paying for anything for that one.

[John Holmberg]

It's getting worse.

[Brett Vesely]

This is bad. You're doing it. You gotta. You gotta straighten her out with a. A good oldfashioned kid shake and scared. You realize what you've done? What? What are you up my ass for? I'm not going to get any for a long time because of you. You've already screwed that all up.

[Brady Bogan]

She got ice cream with her friend Lauren.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, she's prior.

[Brady Bogan]

Said mama paid for that.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, okay.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. Mom had to pay him. Oh, great. Mother's day weekend.

[Brett Vesely]

She still calls her mama.

[Brady Bogan]

She says I have. Have $8 cash in my wallet right now.

[Brett Vesely]

That's 8 bucks you could have spent on your mom.

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

That's still. Yeah, I'm not spending all that on that broad. Kirby, this is terrible.

[Brady Bogan]

She's going to do an errand for her mother today at Trader Joe's.

[Brett Vesely]

She was going to do that anyway. I know that's not a gift, Kirby. What? You say she's got cash?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she does. She has enough to.

[Brett Vesely]

To.

[Brady Bogan]

Mother'S day.

[Brett Vesely]

She's got $8. She has no. And she's.

[Brady Bogan]

No. I guess.

[Brett Vesely]

This is bad. This is bad. Oh, my goodness.

[Brady Bogan]

She's got a little savings account and.

[Brett Vesely]

She could dip into that if she loved her mom more.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And you're the one that's going to feel the pain of this some over there. I forgot, but that's. Oh, make sure. Tell her, Kirby, don't say that to your mom. Sorry I forgot Mother's Day. Do not. Do you know what. You know what you're doing to your dad? You might as well just chop it off yourself.

[Brady Bogan]

You got time. You. She's still here, so she's.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I'm telling you right now, Kirby, your. Your I forgot excuse is worse. Do not go wander around saying you forgot. Mother, come home.

[Brady Bogan]

You're gonna apologize to your mom about Mother's Day.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, profusely. And so are you.

[Brady Bogan]

And I'm going.

[Brett Vesely]

The two of you should both stand next to each other and go.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I think it's a separate.

[Brett Vesely]

No, it isn't.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll do both.

[Brett Vesely]

Both? Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you need to fire one off, because then I'll. Yeah, I'm not caring her end on that side. She needs to.

[Brett Vesely]

She needs to stand next to you and say it. And you need to stand next to her and go, I failed in this in a huge way. You're in trouble.

[John Holmberg]

Brady's gonna come home today, and his beer cans are all gonna be crushed for retaliation for bad parenting.

[Brett Vesely]

And you know what? There's gonna be a generator out there on fire. I went and got your generator, jackass. I says not to mention every single social media platform reminds you that it's Mother's Day. And don't tell me Kirby forgot Mother's Day. She just wanted her weed money. That's what I think, too. It's like she's got enough for her vapes.

[Brady Bogan]

And it wasn't like she wasn't told that that was coming up.

[Brett Vesely]

If she has a computer you couldn't avoid.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, no. And I said, what are you gonna get? You know, your mom. You got any ideas?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, you said you didn't talk to her about it.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no, I did.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, see, I like what you're doing.

[Brady Bogan]

I mentioned it.

[Brett Vesely]

I like what you're doing. Doing here. Earlier in the conversation, he didn't talk over there. I like what you're saying.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no, I. If I said that, that wasn't correct. She knew. I go, what do you think we should do with mom for Mother's Day?

[Brett Vesely]

I'll back you up a couple of times. You guys had a lot of talks because your story doesn't hold up here.

[Brady Bogan]

But then I asked. You know, I asked Ronnie the day before even.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure, but that's our point. The whole conversation started with, it's not really your job to get her something, but it's make sure that Mother's Day is covered. Covered especially by the kid I dropped.

[Brady Bogan]

The ball on not making sure, Kirby.

[Brett Vesely]

But you're double claiming here. You're double claiming. You're saying that you did talk about it with her.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you are. You just said I did.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I did.

[Brett Vesely]

Christ's sake. He's the worst witness I've ever had.

[Brady Bogan]

But talking about it, saying, and what.

[Brett Vesely]

Are you gonna do for your mother?

[Brady Bogan]

We did. I didn't strategize with her. It wasn't in detail. It's saying, what's going on this weekend? Got Mother's Day coming.

[John Holmberg]

How did she forget when you guys went to the movies for Mother's Day again?

[Brady Bogan]

And it comes back on me that I'm saying 16 years old. You're old enough to know.

[John Holmberg]

I agree with that. I. I don't think you have to.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, not at all.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. So now we're finding out, right? I'm gonna have to.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no, no, no. 16 is.

[Brady Bogan]

You gotta learn.

[Brett Vesely]

So it's the first time you gotta go every year, like he said. Again. I'm okay with that 72 year old dad basically calling him, going, don't forget, forget your mom. Yeah. That's all you should do one job.

[Brady Bogan]

So evidently you're not. So here we've. We've learned.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. This is a learning lesson to make sure that that's what I was. Yeah, I was still learning. These are gonna.

[Brady Bogan]

It's gonna be because I've done it.

[Brett Vesely]

What? Forgotten Mother's Day as a car.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, didn't do anything really other than, you know, a card for your mom.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a card. That's all they're asking for some acknowledgment. The words I forgot or didn't even know it happened. Nobody told me about. About it. She's throwing you under the bus. That little kid. I don't know. Am I supposed to know? It's Mother's Day. I got stuff to do. Well, you're in trouble. I'm feeling a little.

[Brady Bogan]

And I enabled a little bit too, because I signed the card for her too.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, you didn't even give it to her to say, put your name on this. You wrote it for her?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man, it's terrible. It's nothing. Oh, well, you're in trouble. Says, I don't know what the big deal is. My girl never cares about Mother's Day. Never said a word about it. Signed Nathan Sutherland. Well, that's the type of girl you need here, Brady. Yeah. Kirby's throwing you under the bus with the I forgots or nobody told me, or. I don't know. What am I supposed to do? I don't have any money. Oh, that's on you. All of that comes back to you. That's why you. No matter what, you never put it on them and say, oh, you're 16. You should be responsible. Responsible. Did you hear yourself? You're 16. You should be responsible. That's a mistake. Oh, tears. That pillow soaked this morning. Soaked. Did she wish her a happy Mother's Day yesterday?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know if you remember. Years ago. I don't know. Eight, maybe. I had that same. I mean, I went to Ronnie because it was. Whether it's Father's Day or birthday for me.

[Brett Vesely]

Me.

[Brady Bogan]

And it wasn't for Kirby. It was just in general. A card goes a long way.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's huge. It's acknowledgment.

[Brady Bogan]

Even on Father's Day, I didn't get anything. But I get a card from her, and I said, you know, we talked about it.

[Brett Vesely]

We talked about and said, you got. You got hosed on. And now. And so passing that on is worse. Put some thought into something.

[Brady Bogan]

Give just a little note, but in. In the fact that I. I had that talk. Now it looks like. Well, what you tell me.

[Brett Vesely]

You're Payback. Payback. Hey, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

High five.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm taking my sweet mom out to dinner today because I didn't forget, and I called her twice this weekend. Can't forget. It's. It's impossible to forget Mother's Day. It's everywhere. You can't go anywhere.

[John Holmberg]

Especially. Especially like the listener said with social media now, I mean, mean, you couldn't not see it.

[Brady Bogan]

First of all, when she said that. I'm not buying that. Yeah, no, I mean, she's just saying that. Oh, I forgot. No, you.

[John Holmberg]

You didn't forget.

[Brett Vesely]

Kevin says, brady, I'm usually on your side when you get brow beaten, but in this case, John is 100 correct. Your job is to invest the kids into the importance of the day. That's exactly right.

[Brady Bogan]

I disagree. I dropped the ball on that.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm gonna get Ronnie something real nice today. You and I want to kick in. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Angelito, too.

[Brett Vesely]

You know what? Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Thank you, guys.

[John Holmberg]

From three quarters of the morning.

[Brett Vesely]

Six. Three quarters of the morning, six. You're doing a great job on that selfish little. And then that husband of yours.

[Brady Bogan]

My God.

[John Holmberg]

And we'll all sign the Carter.

[Brett Vesely]

We'll all sign it ourselves with our own hands. Even als. Matt just said, put the pen in my mouth. Anyway, this is tough. Says Brady's going through the cycle of grief live on the air. He's gone through denial, guilt, fear, and currently somewhere around the anger and belligerent and defensiveness that he's now getting into. Yeah, it is. It's a cycle of grief because he realizes, you know, then it'll come out of the end. It ain't easy. Uh. Oh, are you gonna throw in some cash? Are we making a card? Yeah, Toledo's writing a handmade card right now. That's beautiful. Yeah, I gotta go over in that neck of the woods for my mom. If you guys just leave it with me, we'll pile all the in the back of my car and I'll drop them off at Ronnie's. Ron, I noticed I called it Ronnie's because it's going to be her house.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. She's already on the phone.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a lock for sure. Cordell. And Cordell gets you in touch with the locksmith. Yeah. That's probably the right move. Says happy Mother's Day, Ronnie. God. Toledo signed it and that's really nice. You're the best parent in your house, John Holmberg. Little heart over the.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's cute.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Nice touch. Yeah, I think so. There. You sign the card for Megan, for Ronnie. There's. It's a red pen. Because red means love. Yeah. You need to feel this one, Brady. You're gonna.

[Brady Bogan]

I hope this make good works.

[Brett Vesely]

This is an army good. We're doing it because you know what we see? We see a friend who's down. We have to help her up.

[Brady Bogan]

So. Yeah, I hope this helps.

[Brett Vesely]

It's not going to help you. It's going to make it worse for you. This is not good.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what friends do.

[John Holmberg]

From the guys who didn't. Yeah, from the guys who didn't.

[Brett Vesely]

Forget, we didn't. We just asked how did everything go at your house this weekend? And you told us this horrible story of how you destroyed someone's life. Life. Now we. Now this is less a Mother's day card, more of the don't kill yourself. That's all. Anyway, I think I'm going to go home for a little bit.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know if I'm going to go home.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I don't think you have one. I'd let you stay at my place, but you're such a selfish prick. I don't want you in there. It's terrible.

[John Holmberg]

We should post that too.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, you post. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

It's going to be a beautiful thing. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we joked about the tap dragon and the terrible gifts, but Father's Day is. No, there's nothing close. Like, father's Day sucks, but dads don't ever get anything. Good mothers. Hold on.

[Brady Bogan]

$3.4 billion?

[Brett Vesely]

No, it's. First off, it's not that. Second, we don't have any leverage. You screw up Father's Day and then throw poon at us. Sorry about that.

[John Holmberg]

Weird enough.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, that's fine. Thank you. We don't have dick leverage. You pull your pants down and save last time you're ever gonna see this. Okay, that's great. Finally. They're thrilled by that.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks for the threat.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. By the way, just for your information, maybe the last time I've ever seen it, I haven't looked at it for about eight years. I look away, I divert my eyes like it's the end of Indiana Jones. That thing's hideous looking. She didn't want to see that.

[John Holmberg]

Does Brady qualify for the Frank Caliento sel of the year with this one?

[Brett Vesely]

Yep. Yeah, yep, yep, yep. For the sake of drilling that point home. Poor guy. Our friend Doug King has just text over, says, I'm at Ronnie's right now. Do you want me to tell her anything? I'm like, no, it's all right. Just whisper that you care in her ear. I said her ear. Her ear.

[Brady Bogan]

Thank you, Doug.

[Brett Vesely]

Doug says her pillow is wet, but I don't think it's from tears. Oh, that's nice. That's classy.

[Brady Bogan]

So thoughtful.

[Brett Vesely]

You know what people have to be to make up for the ones who aren't.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what friends are for.

[Brett Vesely]

No, they're just. Banging your wife is not what friends are for. That's terrible. Don't start getting upset with us. Do you see what he's doing? He's trying to make us the best guy.

[John Holmberg]

We got her a card.

[Brett Vesely]

We got her something nice. We feel that. It's not a make good. It's a band Aid. Poor kid. Brett, what do you have in the big board of musical treats? We just shake our heads and shame lower in shame, man.

[John Holmberg]

All right, wake up. Songs brought to you guys by.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm gonna have to ring the bell. The bell needs to be rung. I think it's maybe gone. The belt may be gone. What happened to our bell? You might be. It might be off the hook on the Kirby coming. Delete the bell.

[John Holmberg]

No, she would have forgot.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, she would.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

There it is. Shame Brady Boganous Maze nominee. Shame Frank Caliendo's Nathan Sutherland Seal of the Year Award.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna take my clothes off and walk up. 50 seconds.

[Brett Vesely]

You should. As a pet. Just an underpants. Just walk up and just say it was my fault. All right?

[John Holmberg]

All right. On the list, Mud Veins, Happy Goddamn White Trash and Ministry Avenge Sevenfold Kill Switch Engage maiden disturbed snot 7 dust, limp, biscuit, Motorhead, Heartbreaker for Ronnie and Mud Veins. Forget to Remember for Kirby.

[Brett Vesely]

Couple of gems up there. Yeah, I like Heartbreaker, but I don't think Lemmy quite gets the point across. For emotion, how about Forget to Remember? Forget to Remember. My mud vein's pretty soft. Okay, I think we'll go with that. All right. That's good stuff. Thank you, audience. So just tell Brady I'm listening right now. And the more he talks, the more he dug his own grave. There were three different pivots on that one, and none of them made any sense. No excuses for not remembering Mother's Day. They mentioned it on the golf tournament in the NBA playoffs. I'm sure Brady was watching one of those again.

[Brady Bogan]

You jackass. I hate forgetting that.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't get mad at them. You deserve this. Don't forget he even did a Brady report on Mother's Day on Friday. That's true. Brady did a whole report about the cost of spending on that day, kids included. Great to know you, Brady. It's been a nice run. Guy thinks you're gonna get killed. All right, Mud Vein. Forget to Remember November. I'll see you about five tonight, Marcy. Day three of Marcy Content.

[John Holmberg]

I'll do another shot of Sambuca, Mom.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's gonna be great. You know what's even funnier? My dogs all got my mom something. And that's his grandma. Man, the Dorbs. It's Mud Vein. It's Forget to remember. It's 98 KUPD. It's not weird.

[Brady Bogan]

It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

It is.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it is. He's still texting. We'll get. We'll stall for you there because he's in the midst of it. The winner for our Disturbed package coming up this week. Thursday night the Disturbed is going to be over the there at PHX arena and Brett's going to be backstage and he's taking that one person with him that won one of our five qualifiers last week from our Disturbed stuff and they're getting that amazing VIP set up for the Disturbed show where they'll actually get to interview the band. Who was our winner?

[John Holmberg]

Matt Ferguson.

[Brett Vesely]

How did he win?

[John Holmberg]

I think he was the winner of the Disturbed off if I'm not mistaken.

[Brett Vesely]

I think you're Right.

[John Holmberg]

I think so.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. Yeah. Okay.

[John Holmberg]

So you know.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

He's doing the interview. I'm not doing it. I'm just hanging out.

[Brett Vesely]

And you shouldn't.

[John Holmberg]

I'm kind of like his handler.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. I mean, you turn the equipment on. Yep. So here you go. Go crazy.

[John Holmberg]

Yep. So he's got to have his own questions and everything's got to be ready to make an ass of us.

[Brady Bogan]

Unless. Unless Dave's fiance comes in and she wants to answer some questions.

[Brett Vesely]

If Dave's fiance comes in and tells him don't. Yeah. It could be pretty great. You might have to get some photos at the very least. Of course, Dave is now engaged to be married. Married to an Instagram model that he pulled out of the crowd. Proposed to Friday night. Fantastic work.

[Brady Bogan]

Excellent matter. Two days ago.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Just couldn't help. It's like, you in the front row. Come with me. And he does sound more and more like Gene Simmons when he talks now. I told him that when we were on with him last time. You sound a lot like Gene Simmons. You're a very powerful and handsome man. Thank you. Dave Draymond. I think they all probably turned into that Jewish rock stars. I'm saying they all kind of sound the same at the end.

[John Holmberg]

So the squares we can of Dave.

[Brett Vesely]

Gene and Benjamin Netanyahu and a slightly adjusted Vince McMahon. It's almost all the same. There's a lot of twofers out there. That's a fourfer. That's pretty solid one. That's a good one. Do whole squares of just that voice.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brett Vesely]

Being different people.

[John Holmberg]

It can work easy for you then.

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady Bogan]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Brett Vesely]

Hi.

[Brady Bogan]

Happy National Limerick Day.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, 575 or 757? 575. No, wait. Limerick. So the.

[Brady Bogan]

The limericks can be long?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's a. No, no, that's the other thing. I forgot what the. Those are.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the not sonic.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the Don't. Don't tell you.

[Brady Bogan]

We just had it two weeks ago.

[Brett Vesely]

Limits are limericks were the like or as, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Think so.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't remember what a limerick is.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, look it up.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Damn it. Haiku is the FY5. Yeah. The hell's the other thing? Anyway, I think limericks include like or as. All right, I think. Is that wrong? What's that one?

[John Holmberg]

A five line poem with specific rhyme and a syllable. Eight. Eight, Five.

[Brett Vesely]

It's. Yeah. They're once with a girl from. Blah blah.

[John Holmberg]

It's all Irish songs.

[Brett Vesely]

What's the one I'm thinking of? It's the liker.

[Brady Bogan]

What's Onomatopoeia?

[Brett Vesely]

Onomatopoeia. Anamanapia. Forgot all this stuff to school for this metaphor. Is that what that is?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, metaphors, like her ass.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't act like you knew.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that does. But I didn't know. I thought there's a poem that's using like.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no.

[Brady Bogan]

There's something that's called a metaphor.

[John Holmberg]

We don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

No, metaphor isn't using like or as. It's a likeness or a comparison of things. All right.

[Brady Bogan]

I thought it's using like or as to describe something or.

[Brett Vesely]

Damn it, I'll remember all this someday.

[Brady Bogan]

First, baseless fun fact. Only two of the number one NFL draft picks from the past 20 years have won a Super Bowl.

[Brett Vesely]

Two number one draft picks.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

Matt Stafford.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. LA Rams. 2022.

[Brett Vesely]

In the past 20 years, only two have won.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Peyton Manning. Yeah. Who's on your list?

[Brady Bogan]

Eric Fisher with the Kansas City Chiefs in 20.

[Brett Vesely]

20. 20, huh?

[Brady Bogan]

Peyton Manning might not have been. Was he number one?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's him and Ryan Leaf. One two.

[Brady Bogan]

Was that more than 20 years ago? No.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, the draft was, but he's won a Super bowl since.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what it is. Number one draft picks in the past 20 years have won the Super Bowl.

[Brett Vesely]

So people drafted in the past 20 years that have won. Okay. Not that they have won one in the past 20 years because the number one pick won one. Peyton won one. That's kind of a Twist on that whole thing. So if you were drafted 20 years ago, 2005. On any draft picks from there? Only two from there. Got it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. If you were the number one.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. But number ones drafted before 2005 have won Super Bowls in the past 20 years.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Got it.

[Brady Bogan]

Approximately 2% of people have a gene that makes it so their armpits don't smell even with. Without deodorant.

[Brett Vesely]

Simile. Damn it. Like her. As is Simile. Son of a. I don't know why I just popped in my head. Sorry. Been racking my brain. Simile is like her ass. Yeah. Ah. That was killing me inside.

[Brady Bogan]

Add time for the series finale of MASH in 1983 cost more than it did for the super bowl that year.

[Brett Vesely]

I think at that point more people watched it. The mash had like 100 million viewers. The finale. It's incredible.

[Brady Bogan]

I wonder if it did top the super bowl because I know it was in. It was in. That still is like top five finales.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I don't know which one it is, but it's most viewed. Yeah. I think the. The highest ratings for. Well, that was back, though. Network works. That'll always be the same. Now it's just going to be live sporting events because you won't get that kind of coverage with all this. That was before cable took over. There were four channels when MASH had its finale.

[Brady Bogan]

A new study claims to have found a sweet spot for the ideal number of sexual partners for men. The magic numbers were about four to five lifetime sex partners with two or three being casual.

[Brett Vesely]

Lifetime. Like you keep them going forever.

[Brady Bogan]

No, during.

[Brett Vesely]

Over your lifetime.

[Brady Bogan]

Over your lifetime.

[Brett Vesely]

Because I'm greatly behind three. If it's four or five, you're supposed to carry all the way to the grave. The hell are we doing?

[Brady Bogan]

No. And there's something that will factor in on that as well. They're saying two or three casual in the age of their first sexual encounter is usually between 18 and 20 years old.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

For women, the ideal was lower. It was two to three total sex partners, one or two being casual. And wait a minute.

[Brett Vesely]

They wanted three total body count and two casual.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

So they went two horror nights and one permanent keep. Yeah, that's the ideal.

[Brady Bogan]

That. That is the. Yes, that's the ideal.

[Brett Vesely]

Here's my problem with this. A woman can't be asked asked what her ideal situation is for body count because ultimately she can meet that. It's all up to her.

[Brady Bogan]

Couple factors here.

[Brett Vesely]

We have to fight for it. They do not.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And now on this study, I just open up.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a couple factors. The study used data from Germany where the age of consent is 14among peers. The thing is, the study was focused on perception of 25 year olds. So apparently lifetime is for 25. You can't. You factor in someone that's by the time they're 70.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah. That's going to be a tough one.

[John Holmberg]

This is like when Chris talking about women doesn't matter what number. She says it's too many.

[Brett Vesely]

2.

[John Holmberg]

I guess you were raised that way.

[Brett Vesely]

It's up to them. Yeah. A woman saying my ideal amount of partners is four. Four. Then you do four.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

If it's your ideal and you're at 12, but your ideal was for you've greatly failed yourself because you're the only one given the green light. It's basically your women's vaginas are like the squid games. Red light, green light, Your. Your red light. Otherwise we stop. And if you say green light, we're going. You say red light, we stop. So it's all up to you. It's the ultimate decision. We don't have the decision skills. We take ports and storms. We. We have to. We have to. If we'd be here all of our lives trying to figure it out, if we were in charge, my God, it would just be a slew of dirty sex.

[Brady Bogan]

The study also found that men who had less sex than their ideal were judged more harshly than women in the same situation. So men still face pressure to perform form while women are penalized for exceeding perform, you know, x performances. Basically, a woman that had a lot of sex over the ideal amount of partners. Yeah. Are more penalized or they're whoers.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

But they feel that way that people look at them as they should.

[Brett Vesely]

Men just don't care. What would you bradle ask you this? What would you rather have? Have a girl who's been with like 25 guys.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Or a girl who had a boyfriend for the past 10 years and all they did was have sex, like loads of it. And she's only had 25 individual sexual experiences.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll take that.

[Brett Vesely]

25 guys. Or the one that had a boyfriend that was just. They were just ravenous.

[John Holmberg]

I'll just. I think I'll take the 25.

[Brett Vesely]

You take the slap.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll take the one.

[John Holmberg]

She knows what she's doing.

[Brett Vesely]

She's the one that just has the one.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

But, yeah, she is just.

[John Holmberg]

But she's going to be too attached to everything. Yeah, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

See, because I look at it. 25 years Amount of times doing it. Like if she's, you know, you're just, we just put commitment on it as some sort of a barrier. Like if she just liked having sex and she had sex with 25 guys or she spent the last two months having sex with one dude a lot.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

There's really no difference. Some girl, some girl at Tony Romans told me that.

[Brady Bogan]

I see it as a. Well, there's a. She stayed with the person a long time.

[Brett Vesely]

What if she wasn't like still she.

[Brady Bogan]

Knows what she wants then.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure.

[Brady Bogan]

Because she's staying with that guy for.

[Brett Vesely]

But what if she was just an absolute. With one guy, did everything dirty, filthy, gross stuff.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brett Vesely]

Or just 25 sexual partners throughout where.

[Dick Toledo]

She was trying to find out what she wanted.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Because really 25 times having sex is 25.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I'm saying. It seems like she knows what she wants with that.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure.

[Brady Bogan]

One. And that's a, that's a good.

[Brett Vesely]

Found a good keepers.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Until divorce happens. She finds.

[Brett Vesely]

Do it again. Yeah. I, I, you know, girl who has lots of sex with lots of guys or a girl who has lots of sex with just one or two guys. Same thing really. It's just an invasion. It's dirty.

[Brady Bogan]

But don't you think it's moving on is becoming bored with it or it's played out because if you're going to a bunch of different people, you're not.

[Brett Vesely]

Finding, you know, you might, you might have some great experiences. But we've labeled women as whores when they have sex with multiple men.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

But we don't label them as horse when they actually act like whores with one guy, you know, or you know, doesn't even mean because you don't really.

[Brady Bogan]

Hear about that so much. Whereas.

[Brett Vesely]

No, she'll be finding out that you have.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, she's been with a bunch.

[Brett Vesely]

One way is clearly dirty.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Because, you know, she can probably spread a little more junk that way. But we attach the word to a girl who's like, you know, indecisive really is what the word we should use.

[Brady Bogan]

This woman in Northern Ireland named Catherine Stewart just got married. Her wedding party was slightly bigger than most. She ended up having 95 bridesmaids.

[Brett Vesely]

Geez.

[Brady Bogan]

She said she started with 7 Earth 8, which is where most weddings top out. But she runs a dance school and eventually decided just to include all of her dancers. Her new husband Jack did not follow suit. He only had eight groomsmen.

[John Holmberg]

Look, broad, you're not that important.

[Brady Bogan]

The entire wedding, 150 people.

[Brett Vesely]

Eight groomsmen's too many groomsmen too.

[John Holmberg]

Unbelievable.

[Brady Bogan]

It's heavy, Toby. Of 250 people, 103 of them were in the wedding party. Oh, so 40 of the guests.

[John Holmberg]

So stupid.

[Brady Bogan]

That's better there.

[Brett Vesely]

That's better.

[Brady Bogan]

But the walking down the aisle, they sped it up pretty good because the dancers, basically.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Ran down.

[Brett Vesely]

That's too much.

[Brady Bogan]

The Social Security Administration released its annual baby names list for Mother's Day. And for the sixth straight year, Olivia and Liam were the top two baby names of 2024. What's interesting is Liam's pretty strong. The Hayden Caden?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, they're kind of fake. They've dropped off because of my Mexican gang member test. Yeah, well, Mexican gang member Liam's a good name. And what are you looking at? Liam. That's kind of a tough sound.

[Dick Toledo]

And all the Gilbert moms got tired of seeing the same name among all the mothers.

[Brett Vesely]

When you say Braden, and the whole school turns around.

[Dick Toledo]

Exactly.

[Brady Bogan]

Plus comedy the last four or five years on that fact of the Hayden Caden.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. Hidden Kaden Bradens are everywhere. What are you looking at, Skyler? What are you looking at? That's the one, Cole. Those names. The Mexican gang member name test is. That's undefeated.

[Brady Bogan]

So here are the Women, the top 10 most popular in 2024.

[Brett Vesely]

What are you looking at, Brett? It's like, oh, we might have a fight here. This Brett guy's monosyllabic. Tough guy.

[Brady Bogan]

For the girls, Olivia, Emma, Amelia, Charlotte, Mia, Sophia, Isabella, Evelyn, Ava. Sophia.

[Brett Vesely]

Seems like all back.

[Dick Toledo]

You said Sophia twice. Well, he liked it so good it came back around.

[Brett Vesely]

Named her that two times.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, okay. Because Sophia S, O, P, H, I, A and then Sophia with an SOF. That's why I was twice.

[Brett Vesely]

That should count as the same thing.

[Brady Bogan]

There should be a slash for the boys. Liam, Noah, Oliver, Theodore, James, Henry. Theodore.

[Brett Vesely]

Teddy's making a comeback.

[Brady Bogan]

Mateo, Elijah, Lucas and William.

[Brett Vesely]

I was thinking, name a white kid, mate. Matteo.

[John Holmberg]

No, that's Mexican name.

[Brett Vesely]

It's Mexican or Italian or. It's foreign. It's Spanish.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the Spanish version of Matthew.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Then name your kid. Matt.

[John Holmberg]

Jesus didn't make the list.

[Brett Vesely]

What are you looking at, Matt? Let's see. You got a fight there. What are you looking at, Oliver? That kid's not gonna. He's not gonna make it. He's not gonna make it through Westwood, that's for sure. You better not live over by Mesa High or Westwood if you've got an Oliver. Now, if you go to school there. I don't want to go to school, mom. It's. They get all stabby. Oh, Ollie, come on, I'll walk you to school. Oliver. Pinchy. Oliver.

[Brady Bogan]

Pinchy. Oliver.

[Brett Vesely]

Come on guys, let me be. What's the matter Oliver? Do you not feel safe?

[Brady Bogan]

Oliver?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Mexicans are killing on. I'm telling you this test works. It does if you got a baby and it's about to come out. Do the Mexican gang member test. See if your kid's going to come out a winner or a loser.

[Brady Bogan]

25 year old Nebraska man named Aiden White has been arrested after he attacked his 37 year old female neighbor and 7 year old daughter with a Star wars lightsaber.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, see, there is.

[Brett Vesely]

He's in. Aiden. You going to hit me with your lightsaber?

[Brady Bogan]

Aiden, he first struck your girl? Well, she was out playing with her friends and her mom confronted him and he hit her in the arm, in the shoulder with a lightsaber. Both the mother and daughter say it hit him hard enough where it was painful.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it left a little bruise. It's a bat.

[Brady Bogan]

The police were called.

[Brett Vesely]

Something stick?

[Brady Bogan]

Aiden admitted to the attack. He told the cops he was upset the victims at the victims because his rent was going to be raised. Supposedly because the victims came kept the shared thermostat too high. He was charged with two felonies.

[Brett Vesely]

Shared thermostat.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you think? Aiden's mug shot.

[Brett Vesely]

White as can be. Got a mop of cannot have floppy Logan Paul hair and not a lick.

[Dick Toledo]

Of foreigner in him.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, he cut his hair but yeah, he's. He's basically Michael. Sarah.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Oh God. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Nailed it.

[John Holmberg]

Just think of comic con and that's basically him.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Brett Vesely]

Huh.

[Brady Bogan]

Not sure if he's light skinned.

[Brett Vesely]

No, he's white.

[John Holmberg]

There's no Aiden cholo out there.

[Brady Bogan]

Looks kind of a fro now.

[Brett Vesely]

That kid's as white as they get. That's no fro, it's just he's losing his hair so he keeps it tight. He's got another year with that. That's white, that's Jufro. Yeah, it might be. You're losing your hair, Aiden.

[Brady Bogan]

The world Video game hall of fame has announced its class of 2025 defender. The 1981 arcade game Quake.

[Brett Vesely]

Forgot about Quake.

[Brady Bogan]

1996. What was that follow up to Doom?

[Brett Vesely]

Wasn't great but it was fun.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Quake was fun.

[Brady Bogan]

Goldeneye007.

[Dick Toledo]

That's like a hundred dollar video game now if you have it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's Got some music on it. If I remember the one of the.

[Brady Bogan]

Best selling Nintendo 64 games in 1997 and then Tamagotchi.

[Brett Vesely]

No idea what that is.

[Brady Bogan]

The digital pet deal in 1996.

[John Holmberg]

Is that where you had a Feed that.

[Brady Bogan]

Feed it.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Then it was became like Furby showed up a couple years later.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady Bogan]

The games that did not make the cut this year. Age of Empires, Angry Birds. Call of duty 4. Modern Warfare. Froggers. Golden Tea.

[Brett Vesely]

Frogger's still not in the hall of Fame. Golden Tea.

[Brady Bogan]

Golden Tea. Harvest Moon.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Mattel football.

[Brett Vesely]

The handheld.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

That's not in the hall of fame. Of toys. Of digital toys.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. The NBA 2K. Yeah. Down the sidelines.

[Brett Vesely]

How in the world is now the green one? The green one was crap kick. That was dumb. The white one, there was two. There was. The Mattel had the first one which was kind of a beige box.

[Brady Bogan]

I think the Mattel football is football too.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

[Dick Toledo]

Football too.

[Brett Vesely]

There was a green one that came later. Second one, that one wasn't as good. They added another dash and you could kick field goal. That was nothing. Nothing better than the breakaway. And then you have to set up at the end and wait for that last dash to drop, then go up and. What a game. Yeah, the green one wasn't anything.

[John Holmberg]

So the green one wasn't good.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, it was good. It just wasn't as good. It was essentially the same except they added the kick for no reason. The beige ish one, the one I had, man, I wore that thing out.

[John Holmberg]

So classic football there.

[Brett Vesely]

Classic football.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, 25 bucks.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, so good. What a game. How was that not in the hall of Fame fame? That thing showed up in like 1980. 81. Right.

[Brady Bogan]

That was. Let's see what is the year they had on that one?

[Brett Vesely]

I still have mine somewhere.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I didn't. They didn't put out the name. I think it was before.

[Brett Vesely]

Had to tape the bottom of it because.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh yeah, because Once you get into.

[Brett Vesely]

That, the battery thing popped. The battery screw never ever got better. So I had to tape them.

[Dick Toledo]

You broke the little circle around the screws.

[Brett Vesely]

So the 9 volt always had a piece of tape on it.

[John Holmberg]

This one's still intact.

[Brett Vesely]

That's still got the screw. That guy wasn't using it, right.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, he wasn't going through enough batteries.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I was blowing through batteries.

[Dick Toledo]

They made a baseball one that actually looked like a baseball field.

[Brett Vesely]

I have it.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep. Classic baseball. It's awesome.

[Dick Toledo]

That one was fun.

[Brett Vesely]

I have that in my nightstand drawer right now.

[Dick Toledo]

Nice.

[Brett Vesely]

And it's. And the batteries were. Because the pitches would go bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

But when the batteries.

[Dick Toledo]

And then the fastball.

[John Holmberg]

This one.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that's not the one I had that one.

[Dick Toledo]

That's the one I had.

[Brett Vesely]

That's Coleco's version.

[Dick Toledo]

That's the one I had.

[Brett Vesely]

Mine was a black one that was made. It was probably off brand. It probably wasn't the good one. It's the one in the middle. The black one. Down, down, left. There it is. That's the one I had.

[Dick Toledo]

No, that's not the one.

[Brett Vesely]

And you pulled out a cord and it had all the pitches. The top thing has a little thing you give to another guy and it had a cord.

[Dick Toledo]

What you're describing is the same way on mine was with the picture pitches. If it was like an off speed pitch, it was slower fastball.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's the best. Electronic baseball by some Japanese. Some Japanese company. What are you relating to?

[Brady Bogan]

She's in the house.

[Brett Vesely]

Nancy Pelosi is a company. I actually had to throw that out because I started laughing. It just was the straight out C word.

[Brady Bogan]

You couldn't cover it.

[Brett Vesely]

I couldn't cover. Because they started laughing. I was some Japanese company, but it didn't come out. Company. I just said the C. You welcome it. Internet made by some Japanese. That's essentially what I say. The Internet will enjoy that. Normally I can cover that with a quick ass. Nobody do what I couldn't. I laughed too quickly. But I wasn't wrong. Some Japanese made it. But that one had. Yeah, that had this cool little. And you. It was a retractable cord you stuffed back in the game. And it had all the pitches. So I could give you. And it was like three feet long. I could give you the pitch thing and then I would hold the machine and bat and then we'd switch every inning and we'd keep score on paper. That was. I still have it. I might bring that in, show you how lame games used to be and how much hours of fun hours.

[Brady Bogan]

I got a couple of pretty videos. The first one is the annual cactus whipping festival. I don't know where looks like this. Oh, you'll see.

[Brett Vesely]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

Remember we had some of those festivals where they're throwing stuff at each other?

[Brett Vesely]

Sure. Oh, you're getting whipped with a cactus, not the other way around.

[Dick Toledo]

Himself with it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought all these guys are doing beating up cactuses. Cacti. This dude's just hitting himself with a cactus. Oh, my God. Next up, do we have sound on this at all? Oh, Richard, these guys are just beating the tar to themselves with these cacti. Where in the hell is this? This? Toledo. No, that's not nice.

[Dick Toledo]

Going to that one.

[Brady Bogan]

You got to go to that festival.

[Brett Vesely]

Where is this?

[Brady Bogan]

India.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, somewhere you don't want to go.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, absolutely not. Based on the amount of jean shorts I wouldn't go, let alone the cactus that's required. Wear jean shorts. Like, I think the government just sends them a pair every year. Their backs are all bloody. Oh, my God. And what's the purpose of that? Is that pleasing a God or something?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Celebrate the new pope.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, that's it. Yeah. Indians love the Pope. Yeah, yeah, they're. They're big into the monotheist religion. They don't celebrate it with themselves. They like that poly stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

But next one's on a playground, and the dude in the background is doing the.

[Brett Vesely]

The.

[Brady Bogan]

Just the straight across jungle gym bar, and he releases. Tries to do a flip off of it.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. Oh, boy. Just in the background, some dude just. Just drops off the jungle, bends his spine in half. Oh, my God, man.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, that's it.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brett Vesely]

Now, I just got a text from somebody that says Sophie Cunningham has announced her relationship status for those of you interested. And I'm reading it, and having been, you know, palling around with Sophie a little bit, says, I don't currently have a boyfriend, but I wouldn't mind a man to take care of me, too, you know? Oh, Sophie, Sophie, you are gonna have no problem, man.

[Dick Toledo]

Check your DMs.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I mean, why are you having an issue in the first. Okay, thank you for that texting me that information.

[John Holmberg]

All right, well, we've got a little. We'll start off with a little knife throwing here.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Oh, geez, guys. Just chucking them in ponytail. He puts a knife in his ponytail and flips his head forward and throws the Knife into the block of wood. This is the most amazing knife throwing man I've ever seen in my life. You can do it with his hair.

[Dick Toledo]

That's pretty impressive.

[Brett Vesely]

That is the best weapon I've ever seen. I need to learn that tactical black. I'm gonna grow out a ponytail. I'm gonna look like a hu. Krishna. Be my knife holster.

[Brady Bogan]

That guy's going to be in the next John Wick.

[John Holmberg]

That's incred Ballerina in honor of Mother's Day.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, well, for those of you who remembered it. Oh. Kid just kicks a soccer ball in the kitchen and faced mom. You know what? That is a full out. Oh, I mean, she's got a broken nose. She's probably making that little. Probably making that little prick lunch.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she's like, I should have right in the kitchen. Graham crackers.

[Brett Vesely]

And all she's thinking is, yeah, soccer ball to my face. You know how close I was to shoving a hanger through yours? And now look. You make me wish I'd done it.

[John Holmberg]

Speaking of being a little mad about Frogger not making the video game, we.

[Brett Vesely]

Got a surveillance camera. A couple people trying to cross the street. Oh, there's some. Those cars are going, that's a freeway they're going to try to cross. And it looks like the last of us. It's a small girl and a tall adult. And they're going to try to run across a freeway. And it is. Time is ticking and I don't like it at all. Still on the side of the road. All right, we've decided we're going to start. And they're slowly going now. They're going to run a little bit. Frogger, stop now. Almost made it all the way through, but then didn't at the end.

[John Holmberg]

Almost made it to the logs.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man. Yeah. You were about to mount the pink frog. Is that the best part of Frogger is the sex? Oh, yeah, there's sex in it. People forget that about Frog.

[Dick Toledo]

There was a nice little song when you. When you got on the other.

[Brett Vesely]

I think that's it. I think you'll never find. I don't remember the song. I remember when you got on the pink frog and carried her into the little hole, so to speak.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you'd say that.

[Brett Vesely]

Remember that? Yeah, because you jump on the pink one and then you'd carry her across maybe an alligator's back. Dude. Danger. And then onto a log and then into the little port. I don't remember the song that played when you got on her. I don't think There was one. I think it was just like a little. This frog is awesome.

[Brady Bogan]

That should be pink broccoli.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, we got a guy's wiener. That is. It's like a wad of massive amount of chewed gum on the end of his gray penis, which is covered in warts. Ended. It's hpv. Untreated is what it says. And I mean, this is untreated. It is. You like. If this was on the bottom of a boat, you'd scrape. It had a massive amount of barnacles across the head of it. And he's not gonna die from that. How does he pee?

[John Holmberg]

I. I would kill myself.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, I'm gonna die. That can't feel good.

[John Holmberg]

And we'll just end with this.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. But sexy Megan Fox. Off. Brand Megan Fox with no pants on. And she's got this giant machine of this humongous sex toy that is going in and out of her body that is enormous. And she seems okay with. There's no sound here. I guess that's probably good.

[Dick Toledo]

Doesn't look like that should.

[Brady Bogan]

She's got things.

[John Holmberg]

She's rotating.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. She's moving around on. It's just this.

[Dick Toledo]

Look at that.

[John Holmberg]

Look at the stomach.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. It's a hydraulic pistol. And it's pushing her stomach out. It makes her pregnant and takes it away. Oh, that looks like it hurts. And that's her bottom. That's not. That's not even the. The capable hole. Look how far up that's hitting her ribs. That's hitting her in the ribs. She's so skinny. Man, Is she liking that?

[Dick Toledo]

Isn't that her?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When people do the fake BJ like Brady's saying.

[Dick Toledo]

That's right.

[Brett Vesely]

And they put their tongue in their cheek. That's only. She's doing it with. We had to have the rose. We couldn't just end it there. She had to barf out her own anus. Thank you.

[John Holmberg]

There's the grand finale for you.

[Brady Bogan]

That was.

[Brett Vesely]

Come on, man. We were all enjoying the technology of. Was that Elon Musk's new Tesla dildo? And then, of course, the thing. Happy Mother's Day. Here's a flower. Thank you, Brad. Yep. There goes your Brady report, everybody. Ah, it was okay until then. I don't need to see those anymore. It's 98 KUPD.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, it's not weird weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[Brett Vesely]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. We're gonna redo the Guadalupe squares that the great Jay Moore was here for on Friday. Jay is healthy again. I couldn't be happier for Jay being healthy and on top of it all after his intervention and things that, you know, he's not.

[Dick Toledo]

Some calls over the weekend from.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I haven't. You know Jay and I don't have. Brady knows his number, but Jay and I. He switched numbers since Gotcha and I think I have too. So I don't think we can connect but I could. I'll text him through Brady. We're good. We're fine. It's just less people calling.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, true.

[Brady Bogan]

I went and checked it out on Saturday.

[Brett Vesely]

You saw the show.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly what you said.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't care about the drug thing. He was always. He was always a good comic. I'm talking about when he got up to £240. He was going to drop dead and he looked horrible and he wasn't doing well mentally. The divorce was kill. And then he just. You know what? He. He just a totally different energy this time through a J. And it's great. So good to see him. We'll get to the Guadalupe Renal. That Toledo just told me. When is that thing active? The Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow morning we're doing something where we're taking old bits and putting them on the Internet again so Karen's can get mad at us for something we did years ago.

[Dick Toledo]

I've. I've checks that.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh no.

[Dick Toledo]

Most of them will be. Trust me, Karen free.

[Brett Vesely]

There'll be something. True.

[Dick Toledo]

I guess that's true.

[Brett Vesely]

There'll be something. So it'll be great. So some stick up their ass lady is going to find an old archived piece of footage that we put up on the Internet for her to peruse and she's going like I didn't like how he said that. And then we'll get in trouble for that. So that's good. But we're going to do that because why not? What's it called?

[Dick Toledo]

Holmberg's audio archive.

[Brett Vesely]

Holmberg's audio archive. Which will be the end of us for sure.

[Dick Toledo]

So going up to.

[Brett Vesely]

Going up tomorrow are the idea.

[Dick Toledo]

The earliest five Guadalupe Squares episodes I I could find. So there's.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh my God.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. There's one from December of 2001. The rest are from 2000. Early 2002.

[Brett Vesely]

Something. Something will get us.

[John Holmberg]

You're screwed.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep. I know. Thanks, Brett. He's right. Always a different place. I wouldn't go back more than like five weeks for Homeberg's audio archive. And even then Five weeks ago. Trouble. So, I mean, there's nothing about this.

[Brady Bogan]

So don't check it out.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. So. No. Yeah. Leave it alone.

[John Holmberg]

We.

[Brett Vesely]

We. The sales department's so goddamn greedy. They're just trying to suck every ounce of bone marrow out of this thing while it's still alive. And so we agreed to it. And I'm. You know. But, boy, I mean, at least we have stuff people would want to hear from the past. Correct. I can't imagine the Beth show has an archive that people are like, remember. Remember how.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, it's all sad.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Well, it's just all Beth. Well, I mean, nobody cares about the.

[Dick Toledo]

Other guy 20 years ago.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. If you bring Bill and he's dead. That's what I mean. Yeah, that's true, too. I'd listen to that. Yeah. To see if there are any clues. Like, I watch a lot of old game shows. Bert Convie died in the mid-90s, and he was a game show host. He did a Super Password and Win Loser draw Raw. And he did a bunch of them. And he was always tech tacto for.

[Dick Toledo]

A while when Wink wasn't doing.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't remember that. I don't know. That must have been, like, a real sideways one. But this computer's about to go. This thing's about to go.

[John Holmberg]

It was wigging out its mark.

[Brett Vesely]

It's doing its own thing. It just flashed on me. Anyway, so I watch Old Super Passwords on the Buzzer Network, and he did a game called Tattletales, and he was on. And then sometimes Bert will just be like, okay, okay. And like, what? And I'm like, oh, yeah, the tumor. It started because he died of a brain tumor.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you can watch Old Super Passwords. Yeah. And say, oh, yeah, it gets exciting because you're like. And then sometimes he's like, I don't know what's going on. Like, he'll forget what's happening in the middle of the game. And he looks for. And it's real loose. And he plays it off as kind of like we're just having this casual game. But Burt, like, you look and you watch Go, Burt on Come Zombie. You should have gotten treated for that exact thing right there. Because you get brain tumors, man. You don't even know it yet. I don't know if technology back in the late 80s was good enough to catch that. But he. He definitely shows signs of, like, any signs on.

[Brady Bogan]

In the Love Boat episodes, he was.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, no, that's scripted so they could edit out every time he started to glitch.

[Brady Bogan]

They threw him over the end.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I don't know the glitching part, but. So, yeah, you can go back and listen to stuff from the past and us and Beth and Bill and see if there's any clues of Bill saying she's trying to kill me or poisoning my food, because that's what I think happened over there.

[Brady Bogan]

Either way, had a cup of Windex over the weekend.

[Brett Vesely]

Anybody else's grapefruit tastes like bleach?

[Dick Toledo]

No, it's just me.

[Brett Vesely]

Eat your soup, Bill. Whatever you say, Beth. But, I mean, at least we can go back. But. But they're like, we need to. Yeah. The sales department comes floating in. We need more arch archival stuff to sell. So they just sell all of our old stuff. And then they get mad. It's like, why'd you post that one? Like, you don't have any ideas. All we're doing is digging into our thing and we're doing what you say. But when it comes out, I want it written down. I want some sort of NDA that says, hey, oh, me too. You guys asked for this because I'm.

[Dick Toledo]

The one that hits.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, post. We're not allowed to use the word anymore. And that quadruple squares have. Well, I'm not the air. And it'll be all over one of the squares and we'll not think of it. And somebody will go, since I first listened to this When I was 20, I thought it was funny. Now I'm 38 and I've got an R word, and it's not funny anymore. So, yeah, let's dig into our past and give people more chance at the haters. I'm telling you right now, sales staff rolling around with your money marrow sucking ideas. And we'll do it. Don't get mad when it backfires. I told you. I told you.

[Brady Bogan]

This week is the Papa John founder.

[Brett Vesely]

But Papa John Slatter joins us today. Hey, tomorrow we're going to have Jared from Subway in the archive brand. Here's what I want.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I want our archive to be all controversial.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Call it the can't play that anymore. All right? Let's have a whole thing where people pay $1,000, sign an agreement to just hear it and go, couldn't play that today if we wanted to. And have our sales staff sell that until it goes sideways, and then they'll get mad at us. Can't believe you guys did that.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm like, you guys, you signed the NDA when you signed the contract to sponsor it.

[Brett Vesely]

Hey, I don't know if you guys notice sales. You're all kind of fat.

[Brady Bogan]

You're welcome.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, so stop complaining when the porridge gets a little sideways.

[Brady Bogan]

The best canceled audience.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, can't say that any anymore unless you pay for it.

[Brady Bogan]

What museum you go to?

[Brett Vesely]

I can't stand the idea of the past being so. Because you'll think it's innocuous. You'll be like, it's nothing. And the next thing you know, you got some lady who's had some weird epiphany in her life that doesn't like a word we used to use a lot. And it'll turn on us, but. And you can't say what you said to. Oh, don't worry about it. It's none of the good stuff. Like, why are we going back then? Well, you did.

[Brady Bogan]

It's all good stuff.

[Dick Toledo]

Just this stuff that's on the edge.

[Brady Bogan]

I've agreed to kind of.

[Brett Vesely]

Then it's good. So it's the only reason you'd go back where we're gonna have some, well, meaningless conversation with nobody.

[Dick Toledo]

Three incidents that come to mind right.

[Brett Vesely]

Now that, oh, there's plenty of them we can't touch. Yeah, but I'm just saying, with the stuff that we think is not a big deal. Might be now, just when you think, right, just some interview we did with some girl is like, well, that was sexist by today's standards. Like, then you get me tooed because you thought you were having fun with 2009. Nine been around too long, man. Can't go back in time like that. You're right.

[Dick Toledo]

We should just flame out.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, we are, but I'm just saying, like, the going. Going into the past thing is dangerous. That's all I'm saying. And I don't blame you. I'm fine with it. But I know what's going to happen, and the calls are coming. Get that audio off immediately. What was that? Did Brady use the word side squish for a woman? Yep. What are you gonna do anyway, that goes live tomorrow, and soon all you'll have is tapes of us. We won't be allowed to do live shows anymore. I get worried about things like that when you get greedy. Starts the show. Let's do it. Jay Moore. See, Jay Moore knows excessive behavior leads you down bad paths. I understand that, but Jay's awesome. He was with us for the Squares. Let's redo him right now. It's your Guadalupe replay. It's 98. It's not weird.

[Brady Bogan]

It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[Brett Vesely]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. We got computer problems, boys.

[Brady Bogan]

We got troublesome solar flares.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe that's what I'll blame too, if I don't understand it. It's that goddamn son's fault anyway. Get on that. This is acting really strange. Anyway, it's time for what Would Brady Do? Gotta go quick today. But that's all right. What Would Brady Do? Brought to you by MMP Guns. Over there. 12th street in Indian School, right inside Mo Money Pond. Get your gun stuff all loaded up, ready to go. And I mean that. Guns, weapons, they got ammunition. Anything you got, they can get you the ammo for it. And I mean some weird guns, too, some stuff. They can get it for you. They don't have it in stock. It'll be ready for you. All you got to do is ask them. And then, of course, all the things that go with it, the cases, the scopes, the sights, they'll do it all for you right there at M and p. Guns to One Stop Shop right inside Mo Money Pond, 12th street and Indian School. And we thank them for helping us out with what Would Brady Do? The most moral man in all of Phoenix. And it starts. Where is that? I'll start with that. With you being this guy believing that you are what you say you are. So I said, dear Brady, the subject line is, I'm leaving the church, says Brady. I think I'm about done with the church. I don't really believe anymore. I hear you talk about John the atheist and Brady the believer, and I find myself somewhere in between. And lately been relating more to John. The other day, when he said, you wouldn't beat off if you knew your dad was in the room, it hit me like a ton of people, bricks. That shouldn't be a thing. That's a catalyst for anything. I do bad stuff all the time and then assume it's okay because I don't really mean it. But I'm still doing it. If I really cared, I just skip the bad stuff. But I know I don't really care or really believe I'm being surveilled. Spelled that wrong. So bring me around, Brady. What if I leave and commit the ultimate sin of dying or denying God, and then I'm running wrong and I go straight to hell? Brady, you are my last hope. Lawrence.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, Lawrence, I think it's. I mean, like the church is not working for you. That's, you know, you could look for another church or just. I don't think you have to go.

[Brett Vesely]

To stop beating off in front of your dad.

[Brady Bogan]

Stop doing that. But I think the fact that if you know you're doing bad stuff, stuff, you know, you're continuing to do it, that's. That's tougher to want to hear from.

[Brett Vesely]

The atheist on this one. It'll surprise you.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Like what we were just talking about with physical therapy. Like you said, if the church ain't working for you, it's because you're not working the church.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

It's like aa.

[Brady Bogan]

Good point.

[Brett Vesely]

Like anything else, the church isn't there to solve your problems. It's what you choose to believe and follow.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

So I don't believe in it and I know that. So I'd be a hypocrite going, I have no belief in what's being presented by to me, so why would I pretend?

[John Holmberg]

You could also try another church as well.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe, maybe that's what I intersect. And one of those churches is nothing. One of those churches is. I don't believe church is.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, the best thing about that is the recommendation. At least I get them from a religious side of it or even scriptural, if you're looking at it. It's a good place for community.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And sure, you can do whatever tools that you can use.

[Brett Vesely]

It's whatever you make. Whatever you make it.

[Brady Bogan]

And it's up to you. It's just like we were talking about. People are having friends, relatives, whatever, go through rehab.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. It's what we just said. Physical therapy.

[Brady Bogan]

You got to use it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

It's there for you. And even the trainer can bring you there. It's up to you to implement.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm an atheist that tries to talk people into staying in their religion. There's nothing worse than you trying to be wavering. And if you don't believe, believe, you don't believe. And that's all. Atheist means atheist. No belief in what's presented. Agnostic is not knowing. Agnostic means no theist means believe. I don't believe. I absolutely don't know. But I know I don't believe in anything that's being told to me. And there could be something out there, so I would never tell. But being afraid of ditching the church just because you might be wrong is also has a name called Pascal's Wager where you just pick one and hope that it's enough to get you through in case there is something in the end, you know, find what's right for you. But you're not. People say, oh, the church isn't working for me. Well, that's you. AA doesn't work for me. All right? It doesn't work for 95% of people who go. It's for the ones who just need a. A kind of an accountability.

[Brady Bogan]

If weight loss, I. I would say it works. I mean, the Alcohol Anonymous, what you're talking about does work. When you're implementing, when you're using, it's up to you. It's up to you.

[Brett Vesely]

5% success rate.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, that's if. Because a lot of those people are. They're not losing it and not continuing it.

[Brett Vesely]

Whatever works for you is what works. AA doesn't work for 95 of people because they don't dig in.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's it will.

[Brett Vesely]

But it's also. It tells you everybody's been through. You're going to. Gonna fail. You're gonna have hiccups. You need a sponsor for a reason. If it was just as easy as reading 12 steps and going, I'm curious.

[John Holmberg]

Read the book, and you're out.

[Brett Vesely]

It's up to you. PT Physical therapy. Your arms and backs and legs and hips and heads and shoulders, they're not getting better unless you do the work. That's it. And the Lord Jesus is the same. He doesn't do nothing for me. I'm fine with that. I'm comfortable with my beliefs. But if you're not, you're somewhere in the middle. You got to find. Find some.

[Brady Bogan]

A good steak. You won't know unless you eat the steak.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, you know what? You.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, you can find a difference between a good steak and a bad.

[Brett Vesely]

You have to eat bad steaks to know what a good steak is. It's like women's private parts. In order to appreciate the good ones, you got to eat some asparagus.

[John Holmberg]

All right, this segment's done. I'm out.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I think we've gone too far with.

[Brady Bogan]

The analogies, but the Bible is a good tool for that. You don't have to go through you. That it gives out good advice. Yeah, it'll say again, it depends on who you are, though.

[Brett Vesely]

It doesn't tell you the good spots. It tells you the good spots. It thinks you might not like those spots. Yeah, you. It might tell you steak 44 is the only steak that's good. And you're like, okay. And then you go there and you're like, not all that impressed. I don't. Outback. I know. I'm with you. But there's certain people to each their own. Some people are wrong, Brett.

[Brady Bogan]

Bad.

[Brett Vesely]

Look who's talking.

[Brady Bogan]

So, to me, that's right. Implements, right.

[Brett Vesely]

The Bible ain't helping you there. Anyway. So you say, don't give up. Oh, that's beautiful. Kate Bush. Dear Brady, my world has been shattered. Ready for this? This one got me. This came last Tuesday. Wished it was last Monday. My world has been shattered. I just found out my son has been dabbling in Dick. Great band name. He's in high school. The teacher caught him and another boy in the bathroom. My son was doing the performing. They were immediately suspended. The school didn't tell me what was going on. They just said it was inappropriate behavior. To his credit, my son fessed up, and I don't know what to do. His mother passed away 10 years ago. I'm doing this all by myself. Do I punish him for this or use this more as a way to accept what he's doing? Dealing with this is actually worse than when his mother died. Sean, look at the serious crap people are turning to you for.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, Punishment. Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Because either way, if it was, it was with a girl in the bathroom. He's doing something that he can get in trouble with. It's illegal at school.

[Brett Vesely]

Can't go have public sex.

[Brady Bogan]

Right?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So there's the punishment part of it.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't get caught.

[Brady Bogan]

The other side of it is that now that he is dabbling in something.

[John Holmberg]

Like that, dabbling in the D. He's dabbling in Dick.

[Brady Bogan]

I think you.

[Brett Vesely]

You lie.

[Brady Bogan]

Try to rebel. Open up that communications. Just say, you know, try to understand where he's coming from and let him.

[Brett Vesely]

Know you still love him.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

You care about him. But handshakes. From here on out, no more kissing on the lips. That boy's disgusting. Your sweet little angel's got the mouth. No more Tom Brady and his son moments. Just maybe, maybe a kiss on the cheek. But I wouldn't even risk that, just in case you might have a day.

[Brady Bogan]

Where you walk in, you know, you know, clean up his bedroom and stuff. Don't leave the boy butter on the nightstand.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God. Your boy dabbles in D now. You know, it's not a fun way to find out, that's for sure.

[John Holmberg]

Knowing is half the battle.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. The more you know. It's the NBC thing. Hey, Brett, high five. So, yeah, I guess you punish him and accept him. You got to do all that, right? In trouble, you can't do the thing you were doing. But it's not because you're Gay. It's because that's just reckless. Think about it. If it was your heterosexual daughter. Because essentially it is. And she's getting pounded in a high school bathroom by some. Yeah. How furious would you be? It wouldn't be about accepting her heterosexuality at that point. Be like you're being a. You're gonna a. You're gonna get sick. You might get thrown in jail. Clean it up.

[Brady Bogan]

And to an extent that. Thank God the school is the one that busted you. And it doesn't get out because it can be very embarrassing too, if that became a little. Everyone knows about.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure, sure, it could be. But you know, he's probably reminding you of his mother quite a bit now.

[John Holmberg]

What? Taking the D. Yeah, taking.

[Brett Vesely]

He. When his mom died, he just replaced her. This is what mom. He's living for mom now. Doing like mother, like son. Mother, like son. Doing. He's. Yeah. You're just. Every day you're a little bit more like her.

[Brady Bogan]

Do the smoking and private.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, tell them. Look, I don't care that you blow guys. It bugs me a little, but can we not do this in the bathroom?

[Brady Bogan]

He's not a smoking room.

[Brett Vesely]

This is not why I send you to school. Yeah, get him a muzzle. I see. This is when people are right. Like says the guy without a kid. My answers are good. It is not necessarily great for the kid.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we had to muzzle him, but.

[Brett Vesely]

I could stop it 100%. We muzzled my boy. Why? Anyway, kid was going down faster than Tower too. Anyway. Dear Brady, not to be a one upper to the Belichick situation, but my dad is 60 and dating a woman who's 27.

[John Holmberg]

33 years goes your inheritance, bro.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I didn't think of that. That's why he's pissed, man. I don't know that he is. This is not. He's not. But I. Okay, so she's very pretty, but not your typical twin twenties fling. She's a little bit thick, but she and my dad really hit it off. The age is hardly even a thing. They're best buddies and they're having the time of their lives. Because my dad is a forever teenager. He's actually a blast. He's very successful, but he's never matured past 22. Anyway, my new 27 year old stepmom, not married yet, but heading that way, has a sister that I cannot get enough of and I'm pretty sure she's into me. She's 23. 3. I'm 31. Is it weird? Cuz she is sexy and she always hugs me too long, which I love. I just have trouble taking the next step. At least I do right now. But if you Brady, tell me not to, I'm going to smash tummies with her as fast as possible. Jonathan.

[Brady Bogan]

Game on.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brett Vesely]

You think?

[John Holmberg]

Hell yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it seems a little close. I mean, dad's boning this girl. You're Bo, Dad's girlfriend's sister and you.

[John Holmberg]

It's like having a catch with girl.

[Brett Vesely]

It's tight.

[Brady Bogan]

It is like.

[John Holmberg]

Hopefully it is.

[Brady Bogan]

I say a little different catch.

[Brett Vesely]

It's having them playing with the mitt has it. What? What were you saying?

[John Holmberg]

It's like having a catch with dad.

[Brett Vesely]

What were you saying? Having a what? Your mouth out.

[Brady Bogan]

With your dad rid with catch.

[Brett Vesely]

I. It took me forever to understand Brady's. I'm so glad you don't have any deaf people in your family because what you just said to a deaf guy was. Yeah, okay, sure. Having a with dad. Okay, I see what you're up to.

[Brady Bogan]

But you're not really, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, but morally you're all right with that?

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[Brett Vesely]

You don't have a problem with that?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you do.

[Brett Vesely]

I find a little pukey. Why I'm going to do it, but I still think it's off. I don't know. Something about that's just dabbling in dad's family biz, you know what I mean?

[John Holmberg]

Pornhub.com.

[Brett Vesely]

I know and I think that's changed everybody. But I mean, dad's dating this girl kind of makes her whole family off limits.

[Brady Bogan]

I disagree.

[John Holmberg]

I do too.

[Brett Vesely]

My dad's banging. I keep out of that pool by 2 degrees.

[John Holmberg]

You're not banging her.

[Brett Vesely]

I know, I know, but it's 2 degrees right removed.

[John Holmberg]

Who are you?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know. This is a thing. Hey, boys. I agree, it's a little shocking. Dan starts hosing a 27 year old do his mom.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, there you go.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, and you're not gonna do his mom ain't 27.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it doesn't matter. He starts dating her.

[Brett Vesely]

Dua Lipa's mom and my dad start dating. Yeah, that's different.

[Brady Bogan]

And you.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, because we homburgs are pulling the leapers off. Come on, that. That's silly. Put it in regular terms. Just some girl and some other girl. It's not Dua Lipa. Does she look like it doesn't matter.

[Brady Bogan]

That you're a tr.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, she looks like her. Yeah, man. Can she sing? A little. If we went to karaoke, would I be.

[Brady Bogan]

That kills it kills it.

[Brett Vesely]

You guys might be spinning me. See still, though.

[John Holmberg]

No, you gotta do that.

[Brett Vesely]

Your dad and you dating sisters.

[Brady Bogan]

Brett's Dad's starts dating Mrs. Robbie, Ms.

[Brett Vesely]

Robbie, but you keep going to moms where it's age appropriate. Makes sense. Sisters. We're talking about sisters, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, you're right.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

If he's dating Margaret, Robbie and Margo sitting on the sideline, who's your dad.

[Brett Vesely]

Doing the gross sister for, huh? Your dad's a failure.

[Brady Bogan]

You still.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Game on.

[Brett Vesely]

Way dabbling in all that dad family business.

[John Holmberg]

I'm in.

[Brett Vesely]

Dan starts hosing some chick and her sister looks like Dua Lipa. And then I'm in on it. It just feels so trailery.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what happened to you.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know. Just. My dad. It's my dad's d. My dad d. Involved. I try to, like, get away from.

[John Holmberg]

You're not in the same room.

[Brett Vesely]

I know, but it's too close.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's not.

[Brett Vesely]

You know, I would be in the same room a lot with Dan, maybe.

[Brady Bogan]

Kurt Besley with Millie, Robbie, and then there you go.

[Brett Vesely]

But that's Margo. That's different. Like, of course you're going to take that. Your dad's the loser there. He shouldn't be.

[John Holmberg]

So then what's the problem?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

It almost sounds like this guy, the. The. The dad's the loser in this situation, too. He's saying how hot the sister is.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So he's taking a grenade for you.

[Brett Vesely]

So you've got Dua and fat Dua. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So dad's jumping on the grenade for him.

[Brett Vesely]

Still so weird.

[Brady Bogan]

Doesn't mean you have to. I mean, you're gonna go out together.

[Brett Vesely]

Sister.

[Brady Bogan]

Not a lot.

[Brett Vesely]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

What happened to you, John? You're flaming out, bro.

[Brett Vesely]

I know. It's something there. There's just something about that. I think. I think it's just too much thinking about my dad's wing. It's too involved in how I know this girl. You know what I mean?

[Brady Bogan]

Out of your mind.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I know. Got it. Like, that kid has to get wangs out of his head. I got to get my dad's wing out of mine. I don't know. It just seems so. I know. We gotta go. No, we don't. Actually. We're good. Oh, we're good.

[Dick Toledo]

Highly protest the double date that you're.

[Brett Vesely]

You're.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not double dating.

[Dick Toledo]

There's no way you're hanging out with.

[Brett Vesely]

Them doing Poses a chick.

[Brady Bogan]

Well you're. You can't avoid. It's not necessarily double date.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes you can.

[Brady Bogan]

But you.

[Brett Vesely]

You're gonna have family time.

[Brady Bogan]

Get together. They're just sisters.

[Dick Toledo]

Like they're not living together. I'm not spending any time with them.

[Brett Vesely]

But the reason you know her is because your dad's d. Yeah, true that. That troubles me.

[Brady Bogan]

You're gonna have initially got no problem.

[Brett Vesely]

She has to be pretty. Do it. This has to be fairly do it for me to do this. I mean we have to be like do outfits and maybe even winking a.

[Dick Toledo]

Knot with your dad. We don't talk about that. This right.

[Brett Vesely]

We don't talk anymore at all.

[John Holmberg]

Doesn't matter.

[Brady Bogan]

I cut. No problems. No problems. I think you'd have problems and if and if they wanted to go out one time or another or do something you and okay.

[Brett Vesely]

And the sisters I don't mind hanging out with. I don't know. It's just me thinking about my dad hosing too often because first off most, most kids have trouble with their dads dating somebody younger than them and the first. First place. You know. So you got that going on. And the dynamic there is the reason you have a problem with it is because you know your dad is just getting prune hands in there. Like he's getting pruny fingers and pounding away on this girl. And I'm fine for him. That's. I'm happy. But you do think about that. That's why, that's why everybody who says my dad's dating a 27 year old girl. He doesn't just the reason you say that is because you place the imagery of why he's doing that. You never just say oh my dad's got a new girlfriend. That doesn't bother any you oh, it's a great kill for him. And then you start dabbling in her family. I got a little too. It's one degree. I. I could probably get over it in the do a situation if she comes in. Hello, how are you? Got the accent and that deep. There you go.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. This isn't Dua.

[Brett Vesely]

Lipa is a like a 0.001% opposite.

[Brady Bogan]

He's attracted to her. Listen to what he said. It is almost that qualifies like she's smoking hot and they're hitting it off. Nothing's happened yet. He could be interpreting the long hugs wrong too.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, long, long hugs can be confusing. This says if you're 31 and your dad is boning a 27 year old you have every Right to banger family. It's already weird. It's his fault. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brett Vesely]

Why add to the weird? It's already weird. Let's not pour weird frosting on it. I don't. I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

60 and 27 big.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a lot.

[John Holmberg]

Nice kill, dad, though.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a lot.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a little adjustment, but we can work around that.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, I'm not going to go down the route. And most women say, what do they have to talk about? I know he's not interested in a chat, but they're having fun. Just dragging more family into it. Just seems strange. Go get your own kind of feeling. Go get your own. But Brett always brings dua lipa into it. Screws with my brain. Way to go, Bert. It's true, John. You're just troubled by Dan's devil dick. Stop thinking about your dad's dick, man. Can't help it. When I look down, I wonder, are they the same? Did I get what he's got? Did he shortchange me? Anyway, it's 9:39. It's interesting, it's a dilemma. But Brady says, go ahead, pound away on your dad's girlfriend's family. It's all right by him. I'm with Brady and the Lord Jesus.

[Brady Bogan]

It's an all skate.

[Brett Vesely]

That's all right. I'm with you. All right. Well, there you go. That's what Brady did. I'm just throwing in 2 cents because I'm the logical one. It's 98. Since when? It's not weird.

[Brady Bogan]

It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees.

[Brett Vesely]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Oh man, this computer. I'm telling you what, as long as.

[John Holmberg]

It makes it for the next five.

[Brett Vesely]

Five and a half minutes until we're running for good luck. Larry. Man, I feel like we should have goggles on and be sitting a mile from it like an Oppenheimer. This thing's gonna go. It is time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] that is the home of tactical black self defense training. I'm supposed to go today, but mom's Mother's day happening today for me because it got delayed. That's okay.

[John Holmberg]

At least you're doing something.

[Brett Vesely]

We acknowledged it all weekend long. We talked about it quite a bit because a good child will do that with their mother. And you know, my dad was here a week ago. You know the first thing he said said to me, what do you got planned for your mother for mother's day?

[John Holmberg]

And they've been divorced a long time.

[Brett Vesely]

Since 2002. Yeah, still keeping an eye on it because that's what you do. Anyway. I'm not going to react defense because I'm rather love my mother than priorities. And fight Tony and Josh and Jay. Although I would like to be out there. If you want to get out there and do it, you can do. You take my place. How about that? You get out there today and check out where I'm normally at. And then you do it because the price is unbeatable. 199 bucks for two months of the the best self defense training, street fight, gun defense, knife defense. Me and Kevin Ray from the Suns were in there last Wednesday working on gun defenses that are just absolutely unreal. And again, I've done this now for what, almost eight years. Good Christ. Is that right? That's right. Seven and a half. Holy crap. Jesus. Anyway, and that's the surprising thing. It feels brand new to me. Me still. I'm doing this on the fly, like right now, realizing how long I've done it. Holy smokes. But again, I learned some stuff last Wednesday that I would have never learned. Just hanging out in a gym and doing gym stuff's great. This is just mind things and it can turn you into a sheepdog, keep you from being a sheep. And be smarter about how you walk around this planet protecting yourself and the ones you care about. It's a good thing and it's smart. It's not paranoia. It's preparedness. Goodness. And that's what we're all looking for. Check it out. Reactdefense.com all their classes and everything right there. Online you can see their seminars as well. It's the home of Tactical Black Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

Entertainment, an online security review website. Use Google Trends data over the last 12 months to figure out who was the most searched mom from movies and TV shows in every state.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, so like a not a real mom, but a movie moment.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Most search Movie or tv?

[Brady Bogan]

Both.

[Brett Vesely]

Most searched moms. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

It's got to be Morticia Adams.

[Brett Vesely]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

And the Mother of Dragons were the most popular at 12 states.

[Brett Vesely]

I was gonna say Game of Thrones, but I didn't know if that counted as a mother.

[Brady Bogan]

Kind of. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, yeah, because you're porn. You're searching for when she's getting hammered by Momoa. Season 1, Episode 33 they're followed by.

[Brady Bogan]

That'S worth watching or like Gilmore from the Gilmore Girls. Who? I don't know. Who's searching this stuff 10 states. I don't have to run down this.

[Brett Vesely]

Who searches Morticia Adams ever?

[Brady Bogan]

Marge Simpson in six states. Figur Elastic Girl from the Incredibles.

[Brett Vesely]

Great one.

[Brady Bogan]

And Spider Man's Aunt May in two states.

[Brett Vesely]

What? It's not even a mom.

[John Holmberg]

I know. Carmelo Soprano.

[Brett Vesely]

Better catch you.

[John Holmberg]

Figure Jersey would at least be doing that one.

[Brett Vesely]

If I catch you searching her, I'm gonna come over there, I'm gonna kick your ass. You and Noah probably hanging around making Tarzan movies in search of my wife. I gotta go. I'm gonna start watching Sopranos again. It's worth it. It's been a few years since I've revisited it, and it's just the song has been kind of calling me. It's like a siren song. I hear a little to that when I hear the HBO logo comes up. First thing I think is the next. The next notes I hear better be Woke up this morning because I associate the HBO presentation thing watching the Last of Us, which I think I'm about done with. Think I might be out on the last.

[Brady Bogan]

I haven't gone back in.

[Brett Vesely]

Last night's episode was just sort of better. I mean, it couldn't be worse than last week's, which was just. I get it. You're getting. Okay, cool. Can I have the zombies back? Can I see zombies? They had some cool moments in last night's episode that got a little, like, got your heart racing a little, but I want to hear that static white noise, hbo.

[Brady Bogan]

And then dive into the pit.

[Brett Vesely]

Boom. Here it comes. I can hear Brett. What's that? Oh, that's the very beginning.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Before it actually ties in. And this is when HBO's doing the. The static X noise. I either wanted to say the Simpsons because it's the same note or go right into the. When does it start? Brett, I need to hear it now. Give it, please.

[Brady Bogan]

For Christ's second, bendy Irwin had emergency surgery Saturday.

[Brett Vesely]

That noise right there, whatever instrument that is, drive down the Jersey turnp. Man, I gotta watch this. I'm gonna start watching again.

[Brady Bogan]

Stogie in the mouth, throwing the coin in. Pay the toll.

[Brett Vesely]

So now I'm gonna do the whole thing when you're on your application to Colombia. You didn't write that, though, did you? No, I put African American. Of course you did.

[John Holmberg]

So we understand each other.

[Brett Vesely]

So we understand each other.

[John Holmberg]

Ah, your friend didn't do you no favors bringing you into this house you.

[Brett Vesely]

Got to kiss your little friend goodbye and you're going to be gone. I love it.

[Brady Bogan]

Bendy Irwin had emergency surgery.

[Brett Vesely]

You man. That's exactly what we're trying to avoid here. I'm going to go watch that now. Oh, I love that show. Sorry. Go ahead. Viny Irwin's done what now?

[Brady Bogan]

Had emergency surgery.

[Brett Vesely]

She gets stung by a stingray.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh no. Did she?

[Brady Bogan]

No. Real appendix.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, stung by an appendix.

[Brady Bogan]

It ruptured. They fed it to a stingray after.

[Brett Vesely]

They pulled it as a. As a gift to the God that took their family. Yeah, that's right.

[Brady Bogan]

Amber heard is now a mum of three.

[Brett Vesely]

She crapped out a couple more turds.

[John Holmberg]

Who's she with now?

[Brady Bogan]

I think they're surrogate kids.

[Brett Vesely]

She took some out of the fridge.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. She announced the twins, Agnes and the boy's name's ocean.

[Brett Vesely]

God.

[Brady Bogan]

They joined their 4 year old sister. Unag or Una. I don't know. O o n a g h. What's that? The four year old sister. Yeah, it's a fee.

[Brett Vesely]

That's Johnny Depp though, right?

[Brady Bogan]

She was born in 2021 by a surrogate.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, geez.

[Brady Bogan]

No word how the twins were conceived or carried. But it sounds like there are no dads involved. At least beyond the conception stage.

[Brett Vesely]

Amber heard in a bed. Bad things fall out of her poops and babies.

[Brady Bogan]

Taylor Swift has been subpoenaed to testify in the Blake Lively Justin Baldini mess.

[Brett Vesely]

The least interesting scandal in Hollywood road history.

[Brady Bogan]

It's. It is so high school.

[Brett Vesely]

It's just. Who cares? I learned who Justin Baldini is through this.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

So I didn't have any ties to him. I always thought of her as Ryan Reynolds wife who's kind of hot. I. It's. This is like your neighbors fighting. It's like. It's a little bit interesting if it gets loud, but otherwise I don't. They'll sort it out.

[Brady Bogan]

Looks like the baseball signed by the late pope Frank Francis is going up for auction. Could go for 15 grand.

[Brett Vesely]

He signed a baseball?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And the new pontiff, Pope Leo has been spotted in some old footage. That was from 2005. Yeah. Evidently Pope Francis signed one.

[Brett Vesely]

He and his brother who says a lot. Was that the baseball game together?

[Brady Bogan]

He signed it in Francisco.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't worry about it. The power of God tells me that Mark Burley's gonna get us out of this inning. I'm good. Like. Like that.

[Brady Bogan]

So you guys new and Meadow, are.

[Brett Vesely]

You Little early to say. Noah, what you about Bel. Noah? I'm from Los Angeles, west la. I don't know. What I mean is, my family's in the business. I mean show business. I don't know. I can't watch this, Brett. I can't do it. I can't. It's the best scene ever. Metal brought Noah home, pissed Tony off.

[Brady Bogan]

And they blurt out on the Gaba ghoul, right? Is that what you mean?

[Brett Vesely]

My dad is Jewish and my mother's family is African American. Okay, I can't play as an expert. He calls him a name. Oh, what's your problem, man? Oh, a few seconds, your little friend's gonna come down those stairs. Oh, what a. What a great. Oh, I love the Sopranos. Too much.

[Brady Bogan]

Much.

[Brett Vesely]

It was a good portion of about 2004 where I walked around doing this pretty much to everybody. How you doing tonight? Everything good? I made my ex wife angry once because I ordered food in a restaurant as Tony Soprano. I haven't decided what I want yet. Maybe we'll get something together. We might split. Will you quit breathing like that? They're gonna get all in my ass for breathing. Anyway, that's it. Larry's coming up next, and everybody can rejoice and celebrate. Larry.

[John Holmberg]

Computer makes it through.

[Brett Vesely]

If I'm looking at it right now, the reason I was pausing is because I watched it just switch spots on me here. Like two things just went bloop, bloop, and then came back. So it needs a reset. Larry can do that. Larry will reset. The station goes away for a little bit. Don't worry, we haven't lost our lease. Although we gotta reset this thing. It's acting. It's acting a fool. So Larry's gonna get that done. He's gonna do some mild maintenance and give you guys tickets. Just about anything. Call him up and ask him, and he'll give them to you. That's how it works. Today. We're done. You guys have yourselves a glorious Monday. We'll see you tomorrow. Right here in the morning sickness. Hello? Hey. It's not weird.

[Brady Bogan]

It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[Brett Vesely]

I have heard enough of this.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, it's Larry McFeely here with my.

[Brett Vesely]

Friend Wayne from AMCO. And, Wayne, if my car has an extended warranty, do I have to take it back to the dealer for service?

[John Holmberg]

No, Larry, if you have an extended.

[Brett Vesely]

Service contract, you can use it at any amco. Well, it's nice to have other options. I'll say Amco has dealership quality rental cars, no hassles and faster service. Amco does more than just transmissions, right? Right. If you need car repairs or hear, feel, see, smell, or even think you have a car issue, call Amco first. Just Google Amco for your nearest location. That's Amco Double A MCO transmissions and a whole lot more.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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