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John Holmberg
McCoy, taking over while he's gone.
Michael
Yeah, I'm a little late. And he just didn't pay attention. And we knew why. He was going home to that glorious, beautiful woman that was just walking around his house taking pictures of herself in her underwear while he was down the street in some dome with a bunch of sweaty dudes. And he'd go home, they break up. He moves to Washington, D.C. where there's none of that, and gets to the NFC Championship game with an amazing offense. The first year he's there, the Succubus took his ability to win football games away.
Brady Bogan
Don't Murray, go home, play some video games. We got some time.
Michael
Oh, man. Coach, what's the play? I don't know. I was thinking of something else. What do you got? Oh, yeah, you guys are all still here. I was. I was gone. I'm going to take off. McCoy, team's yours. McCoy has the calm, and then he just leave. And then they break up. They're no longer together. He's a single guy out there in D.C. could be slaying like crazy, but he's got no responsibilities, he's got no distractions. Coached Jaden Daniels, be the best rookie quarterback in years all the way. Get past the Detroit Lions with ease in Detroit. Kingsbury's a genius again. You can't have that. And he was always happy. He was losing, winning three games a year. He's like, yeah, I just really enjoy being here, you know, It's a nice place to live. You're not winning. We hate you. Don't care.
John Holmberg
I am winning.
Michael
Look what? I have a great point. Can't have a happy coach with a credible Instagram model girlfriend. Just can't have it. And it gets weird. Like, Robert Kraft was the one who. Nobody ever gets Robert Kraft. Everybody knows that he's a billionaire, but his girlfriend was in her 20s. That dude's like 80. Remember? They started. He started wearing rings and puka necklaces. And stuff. I don't care. Make fun of me all you want. Thought it was great when I had a billion dollars. Now I've just got the most fun ever.
Brady Bogan
Role playing.
Michael
What in the world do they have to talk about? That's adorable. You think we want to talk to you? Do you think that we're in it for the communication? Yeah, that's right. That's right. I also like when social media. I've said it for years. It's a viper in your pocket waiting to strike. And it's always out there waiting to strike. And sometimes not even you. Stuff you do can strike other people. It's already the Pope's brother. Two days. He called Nancy Pelosi. He did, too. I hate when people do that.
Brady Bogan
He did, too.
Michael
When you post what someone else posted, you did it. If you post Nancy Pelosi is a. And you're like, I'm going to forward that. You did it. Yeah, you did it.
Brady Bogan
Well, or he didn't even. He agrees what they're saying for sure, right?
Michael
You did it. If you see, Brady is a C word, and I post that and send it to. Well, I didn't call him that. Well, then why'd you send it to everybody? Yeah, look, you did it, and it's biting him. So now bad Prevost over there. Hey, Jan, how many people did you call a on your Instagrams? Because I'm the Pope now. Oh, sorry about that. Your holy ass. So, you know, that call had to happen, so I'm gonna have to ask you to stop calling people. I didn't pop Leo. I. I reposted something. You can't do that neither. Knock it off.
Brady Bogan
He received a free Vatican scrubbing.
Michael
Yeah, well, you think they'd have done that before. Let's go through your brother's accounts, too. Just. Let's go through the immediacy of it all. Like I talked about on Friday, the saddest person in the world Friday was John Prevost, brother of Bob, who is now Pope Leo. Because he's got like. He's the. He's the lamest member of his family.
Brady Bogan
Anyway, it's gonna be Johnny Beer.
Michael
It's a great post, too, because it's basically. He called Nancy Pelosi a dumb. I didn't do it. It was on. If somebody sent it to me, I sent it out. That's you doing it, dummy. That is the worst excuse I've ever heard anyone say.
Brady Bogan
A lazy forwarding.
Michael
Remember, when everybody gets. It's not. It was. It's Every forward is lazy. It's not like you're lifting hard. You're. You read it, you laughed, you loved it. And you.
Brady Bogan
I agree.
Michael
You put it on your page. You didn't invent the phrase, Nancy Pelosi is a dumb. But if that's been around, put it on your house, it's yours. Even if you put. Who said it afterwards? Like, if I wrote on my house. Like, Brady says it all the time. Nancy Pelosi is a dumb. And then in the bottom, I just put B. Bogan. Yeah, it's still me putting it on my house. Yeah. Idiots. And I loved it because it didn't just take a shot at Nancy. The whole quote was, don't these liberal. What was something effing liberals realize there's a little something called video.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Michael
Listen to the. What this drunk C word had to say in the 90s long before her husband was going on grinder dates. Like, it took a shot at the whole Pelosi family. And the Pope's brother's like, that's good stuff. Love it. I need that on my page, too.
Brady Bogan
On top of that, it is definitely a first for a Pope.
Michael
Yeah. Wow.
Brady Bogan
You always think this is the guy that gets the direct. Now he's direct communication with God.
Michael
It is the first. I know.
Brady Bogan
And there is in the stands of the 2005 World Series, you're seeing popes.
Michael
And pope stuff is awesome. When you see him as a person, it is the first public association of the Pope and the word which I like, finally those two have banged together, like, internally, not just people calling them that or, you know, having the word. Like, he's now dealing with the C word.
John Holmberg
Unless you missed it in the first weekend. I'm sure there's a song about that.
Michael
You know, there's a band. There's a band probably called Pope. And if there's not, there needs to be, like, immediately. If I don't hear Marcus mang on into the pit Sunday. All right, this is the latest from Pope. Oh, my God.
John Holmberg
All right. Palladio bands.
Michael
I'd be a Palladio bands. I'm on that. Yeah. This guy says, I told my little brother if he became Pope, I wouldn't stop cup checking him in public every time or I'd give him a wedgie in that dress. Yeah, I bet you'd still be his brother.
John Holmberg
How about that? He walks up a cup, checks the pope.
Michael
Yeah. Gotcha. Hey, how you doing there, Pontiff? How's it going, Pontiff? Please show some respect in the house of the Lord. All right. I'm sorry about that wedgie wrestling.
Brady Bogan
Mouse breaks out, they break some of the furniture. What are you guys doing?
Michael
I'm gonna crucify you by your hanes. Gonna get you hung up in the air here. Your arms are gonna flail around. You're gonna look like your Lord Jesus.
John Holmberg
Nice tidy white.
Michael
Yes. Look at that there. Look, the Pope's in the air. He can fly. It would be hilarious to be the brother of the Pope. Pope's the brother of the Pope. Needs to be a show Pope's brother and just some Chicago knob selling hot dogs out of a thing. But, you know, calling. How hard would that be? Calling your brother up. Hey, it's John. What's going on? Bob? It's Leo now. Come on, you mother. Don't do that. Don't do. That's me. I know who you are.
Brady Bogan
It's gotta happen. The Pope show.
Michael
You gotta. You gotta remember I used to. I shared a bedroom with you there, Pope. I used to listen. You quietly jerk it and pretty much regular in your teen years. Those were growing years. And I'm forgiven for that. Not by me. Not by me. Jackass. Every other weekend I had to do the sheets laundry. That's your problem, buddy. I saw what you were poping around.
John Holmberg
Some tube socks all over the bedroom.
Michael
The holy water socks that I had to step over every week. Why did you call me? I need to borrow a couple bucks, but yeah. So again, go through your Facebook, find out the last person you called a. And then realize maybe my brother's gonna be the CEO of something soon and this is gonna haunt him. You can't do it. It's the worst thing in the world. The social media, you posting things. It's the word. I saw a thing that's so funny where a guy said, this is what runners today would look like back in 1990. And this guy just knocks on his friend's door. Door opens up and he goes. Just went on a run like. Oh, yeah, yeah. Did about 11 miles today. The speed was varying somewhere between like three to seven miles an hour. Had some peaked out in a couple. Like my fourth and fifth mile are my highest. And then I burned about 675 calories in the first half. Second half is about 295. I hit a few red lights here. Here's a map I drew of my exact route. And he's going to. Goes, why are you doing this? And he goes, I'm doing this with all my friends. I'm telling everybody I've ever known that. That wants to know. And he's like, it's exactly what we do now. It's like you used to just go on a jog. Now for some reason you feel like, because it's got some statistics attached that they'll put it screens. That's an offer on. There's a thing I do called map my run, where I'll take my bike ride just to see how many miles I went. Then it says share at the end. I'm like, who's interested in that? Who wants to know? My red line across Trail 100 and back.
John Holmberg
Don't send that to me.
Michael
Of course not.
Brady Bogan
Same with of course not golf scores.
Michael
Yeah. Why am I sharing this with anybody? Had a day at the golf course. Just thought I'd show you my scorecard. Why? But that's what we do. But it's, you know, and everybody, look. I don't have social media for that very reason. I would find something hysterical about like, you know, saying that Paul Pelosi, this was before he was on Grindr. I don't know that I'd repost that. The politics stuff's not as interesting to me, but something stupid would definitely happen and I'd have the C word riddle all over that deal. And the next thing you know, my friend Mark's like, I always tell Kevin Ray, I'm brand liability. There's going to be a picture of me and Kevin hanging out at a Diamondbacks game. And the next thing says, you know, the Pope's like, oh, boy, Kevin can't have the job with sons anymore. You're not doing yourself or anyone around you any favors whatsoever when it comes to that stuff. So just, you know. And by the way, none of it's interesting unless you're really hot. Your page is dumb. 100% across the board at all. Like, you've very few. Like, it's almost like how many hot people there are in the world. Of all the social media pages, 3 to 6% are worth looking at, right? Yeah, maybe. Same as humans. Like, if you go out in the general population, 3,5% of all of them are visually decent looking. The rest, and I'm in that category. I'm with you. I'm part of the. I'm part of the bigger block. I'm in the low end of that. 95% of them not worth looking at, let alone. Alone knowing what you're up to during the day. I don't understand it at all. I do like memes, but we had email for that. That used to be great. And text. And you could send it to certain people, not just leave it out there, laying on the front lawn for everyone to find. Nancy Pelosi's a. Now your brother's the Pope. And he should have known better. This brother wasn't exactly like, surprise, Pope. He kind of built himself.
Brady Bogan
That one's got away. I forgot about that one.
Michael
But you can't. You can't be, you know, like, unaware. Your brother's in the running for Pope. So, I mean, once he hit cardinal.
Brady Bogan
Status, he said, the brand liability for years. I mean, yeah, well, he's the brother.
Michael
But, I mean, the C word bomb. I don't know when he did that. Just recently. You knew your brother was pro, and you knew the Pope wasn't in the best of health. So it's like, my brother might be Pope. I should lay off this. Nancy Pelosi's a tweet just in case he's Tony Monero.
John Holmberg
His brother was better than him by a lot.
Michael
The priest by a lot.
Brady Bogan
It's almost like, you know, being a pastor's kid.
Michael
Sure, yeah. Because you can't make any mist. Or a politician's kid. Like, we found out with Jeff Flake when he had his N word Killer as his incredibly offensive name on video games. Online. Video games. You know, the guy was busy working, being a. Whatever Jeff Flake did. Then the news was like, do you know that's his son? The n word killer1 on social media. Is that right? And then Doocy's kid selling Plan B to a bunch of chicks after he banged him, which is even. That's just kind of awesome. And he was a rapper.
John Holmberg
That's right. Double Scoop.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Michael
Double scoop. Little double scoop. Double Scoop. We made him the Double Scoop. The producer rapper. Don't worry about my dad's governor. Hey, I think I just hosed inside you here. For 18 bucks, I'll give you one of my plan Bs. Double scoop. He said, look, my dad's governor. You can't get me. And they got him. So I find it to be great. But you never know when someone. You might be a loser, but someone in your family might have hope. And your social media page might ruin it, you know, don't do it. And I know you may think Nancy Pelosi is a C word. A lot of people do. There's no reason to actually, like, publish that, is there? I mean, I don't think she's a great person. And I would make it publicly known that I'm not a fan of hers, but is Nancy Pelosi. A C word. A shirt I'm gonna wear around the house maybe, but not out with people. I mean, it can be funny. You can send it to friends, but you can't put it out there publicly and then forget. Although Scott Haynes makes a good point. Hey look, Pope Francis couldn't stop saying the homo F word. I don't think they care. I'm like, he might be right. Pope Francis probably liked the post when Tom Brennaman said it's a city. Oh, that's a good one. I like that. I like.
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Michael
That was the best thing about the runner at the guy's house. At the end of it, he goes, I don't know why you're telling me all this about your jog. And he goes, do you like. Do you like what I did, though? He's like, what? Because you like my day? Do you like what I did today? Could you just. Don't you love it? Don't you just love what I did today? He's like, what are you talking about? Just tell me you loved it. Just tell me you liked it and then send it to other people too. If you could send it to your friends, okay, you can have that day too. Yeah, call up everybody else and call up everybody else and tell them that I did it. Without the Internet, that's what we would have to do. And I don't really think people recognize. That's how we communicate. I went to dinner tonight. Mm. Here's what I ate. And it's like, oh, if you. If pre Internet, if you just banged on a friend's door and then said, hey, I took some Polaroids in my food tonight. You want to look at them? Everybody be like, what the happened to Brett? It's like the least interesting person alive. Just want to come over to all my friends house and let you know Nancy Pelosi is a. Oh, all right. Yeah, I just thought I'd pop that over. Do you like that? Would you tell me you like that out loud? Could you just say it? Yeah, I like that. All right, thanks. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go over to Joe's house now for a little bit, if you don't mind. Hey, Joe, I'm just telling all my friends, think Nance Pelosi is a huge. I just kind of hope you like that. No, I don't like that. That's. I'm thumbs down to you. Oh, okay. Well, I'm gonna. I'm gonna block you from my friend. I'm never coming over again. We're very weird, but I do like that the Pope had that moment. That's a pretty solid moment. A guy emailed me and said, I do believe that in your story. Earlier, the mom who realized her husband was having sex with her. Her mother, which is the mother in law. So the mother in law and son in law were having sex for 22 years. Had a couple of kids. They just raised them. As the kid that they had isn't just a stepbrother, stepson to the girl. The kid is also his own grandfather. You have to do the math on this one. But if your mom has sex with your husband and they make a baby, that child is his own grandpa. Yep. Yeah. No, no, no, no, his.
John Holmberg
I'm with Brady. I'm looking at the ceiling tiles right now.
Michael
And it would be her stepfather.
Brady Bogan
The. The daughters.
Michael
Nope. Stepfather. Nope. Not her own. Nope. Because she didn't have it. She can't have her own. So if she had a child with. Yeah, that kid is his own grandfather. Because grandma of this is also mom for her. Because that. No, look, if you. If you and Ronnie have kids, that's your child, right?
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Michael
So if in fact Ronnie has a kid with Torp, Right. That makes Ronnie the kid's mother and grandma. If they stayed together. And the kid would somehow another be his own grandfather because he's technically. Well, that would. That would work. Only grandmother would be his own grandmother. No, no, it's. It works. You're confusing me now. We're looking at those tiles. If this. If the father in law has sex with or if the mother in law has sex with the son in law and they make a kid and they're raising it as if it's grandma and grandpa's or mom and dad's kid, that is technically the son of. It would have to be incestuous. It's a step grandfather, step grandkid. Yeah, it works. It makes your head hurt, but that's real. So the grandmother of that. No, it wouldn't work. That the. The daughter who had nothing to do with this isn't that she would. You'd have to be incestuous. So the son in law and the grandma can have the son in law and the mom can have sex and have a kid and it doesn't really relate to the other ones. But in the hierarchy of things, that then becomes its own grandfather. If those two stayed together because. Yeah, this is hard because the son in law's kids would be that woman's grandkids, but because she had them, then. Yeah, it's very confusing to make your head hurt, stop banging each other in your family. Yeah, that works. It's. It's a vicious, ugly circle, but it's. Yeah, it's not by blood though. It would just be on paper. But it is a vicious backwards thing.
Brady Bogan
As it stands, it's her.
Michael
Yeah, it's hard.
Brady Bogan
Brother and stepbrother and step sister.
Michael
But if she and her husband have kids, that makes her mom the grandmother. If her husband has a kid with her, technically, sort of, he becomes his own step granddad because that's his. That's the mother's son in law. So any kids that come out of that particular point would come back and be, yeah, this is everyone. Just killed everyone. Nancy Pelosi is. I think we all agree on that. Let's just go back to that and stay there. Yeah, and I got another from a guy. Yeah, we got to post that. Got another one that says, this one said, oh, well, John. President John says, I'm going to go on a limb and basically say those were white people. Well, yeah, you need a dad. So, I mean, yeah, there would be people having to admit that their fathers and, you know, their fathers stuck around. So don't do that, John. Don't you get racist. I'll go back. Yeah, President John is not wrong. They are white, but that's because everybody was. Stayed in their role. God knows what's going on. It says I sometimes share some good pornhub videos I come across. Is that the same thing? Yes. And don't do that. Let people discover their own porn. Who are you sharing pornhub videos with? Hey, Brad, I thought you'd like to jerk off to this. It's pretty good stuff. I just got finished myself, man. Oh, man. At the 17:31 mark, Madison Ivy takes. Oh, man.
John Holmberg
I'm not taking your seconds, bro.
Michael
Yeah, close this off. You're gonna love it. I gotta go wipe off my stomach. You have fun with this. Yeah. This guy says it's funny. You're talking about the Pope. I was talking to my dad, who's 72 the other day. He's Catholic. He's watching the news when they were getting ready to announce the new Pope. And I was talking about a black cardinal being considered. And he said that he was waiting and expecting them to do the scene from Blazing Saddles. You can't have a bunch of black smoke and then say the black Pope afterwards. Yeah, the Pope is near. Yeah, I don't think those old racists are ever going to do that. If they do, it's a sign of desperation. I don't think that's a thing they want. They want to keep that Italian. I think they're mostly angry because, you know, it stopped being all Italians. Now you got Asian dudes and Africans. And they wanted to spread the word, but they're also like, but we're still in charge of it, right?
Brady Bogan
Like, but, you know, I. I think about it, it's like, because the American was chosen. Was it because the. The amount of, you know, the Catholics who dropped off, huge up the numbers. Can they work it within the United States part, making a pope, that the.
Michael
Smart thing wouldn't be to take a country the size of the United States and do that because we're small. You take a continent like Africa and you put an African pope in there, the chances are there's a lot more of those people paying attention. India, China. That's the Asian pope. That would have been the number they needed.
Brady Bogan
But the numbers they want to go after, I hate to say, you know, it's like, well, what. What place could you raise more money?
Michael
Oh, yeah, your money's huge. But I don't think they're struggling there. I don't think they're. I don't think the Vatican's right now. I don't think the Vatican has a problem with. With that.
Brady Bogan
That's one of the problems. Yeah, they've been leaking.
Michael
They're not losing money. There's nothing about that. If the Vatican has anybody snowed a lot of okay, and they're still just fine. They've got a billion dollars in stuff to sell off if they ever wanted to sell. They're fine financially. This. This, finances and that. They're. Whatever. They're bigger number. If they wanted to recruit and get more people, which is the goal. You go over there and get that Asian.
John Holmberg
What are they gonna do, Go on, love it or list it?
Michael
Yeah, well, they. Yeah, well, trust me, people would. There would be an auction that you could not believe with the stuff.
Brady Bogan
Well, they've unloaded some land.
Michael
Yeah, well, they sell things. They're businessmen. They're not dumb. But that's. That's not exactly just for the dollar to get into the Vatican. And the 500 million people that shoot through there every day, they're doing all right.
John Holmberg
Imagine the gift shop there too.
Michael
The gift shops. Insane. Yeah, all those little crosses, they're. They're fine. And that's just in house. Yeah, that doesn't even count pay per view and all the other stuff they're pulling. Yeah, nothing about that church is like, financially, boy, we're struggling. We gotta really get it together. They're losing members. They're fine. And the United States is not going to be a money machine for them. The money to me, I thought they were going to go full Asian on that guy. That's. That's the market you need to attack.
Brady Bogan
I thought, yeah, those are the ones.
Michael
You got to tap. America, silly. There's only 320 million of us dropping the bucket. And they got this. Yeah, I got this all figured. But they're trying to bring it back. They're trying to make, but I don't know, you know, American pope. Maybe he's just that good. I like his brother. I like his brother a lot. I still haven't ever said what his brother does for a living. I've read a bunch of things. Like a businessman, entrepreneur. I'm like, oh, deadbeat. Like you don't have, like, a title now.
Brady Bogan
You can't find out right now.
Michael
You'll never know. Pretty great stuff all the way around. Just a good one. Did you send your mom a nice present there? I did, yeah. What'd you get her?
Brady Bogan
I got her a neck massager.
Michael
God damn. Loosen her up again. All right. And she loves it. She's built like you. Where's she gonna put that? It works on what? It's.
Brady Bogan
It's love.
Michael
Try it before. Did you put it on cheek and jaw massager. Isn't it like you guys have the exact same body?
Brady Bogan
Not as bad as me.
Michael
You got a little more neck than you. Yeah, yeah. You wear that, it looks like you've got Dracula's, like, collar. It's gonna go up past your eyes.
Brady Bogan
What happened? You got whiplash.
Michael
Yeah. Is she complaining about a little neck pain?
Brady Bogan
Yeah, she does neck and shoulder. Top shoulder.
Michael
Give her a little nice, nice rub. I'm trying to picture Bunny in that. And it's almost like you're trying to suffocate her. I have. I don't think I noticed her neck. You two are. She's the female carbon copy of you. Like, they walk together. Have you ever seen them walking next to each other? No. It's like you almost, like, feel like you've got sand in your eyes and you're seeing two. Only it's like if Brady ever transitioned, you'd never. You wouldn't even think, like, oh, what's he gonna look like? You know, Brady's. Brady's like a woman in one regard is that he turned into his mother. They all turn into a mom. Brady's exact. And Bunny is like the adorable version. You're the adorable man version of you. She's the adorable female. It's almost like you're Russian dolls. You just don't fit in each other anymore.
John Holmberg
Oh, wait a minute. That's.
Michael
That did sound bad, but we were talking about that. You know what I'm saying? Like, neither of them could get back. You can't crack one up. They're the same. They're like. They're like build a bears. The two of them are just adorable. And they walk next to each other. I Was at the botanical gardens with them and they got next to each other walking and Torp was with us. And he looks and he goes, look at that. You switch clothes. You wouldn't know. Like. I agree. I was thinking it, but yeah. So that neck massager thing threw me, but she's got more neck than you. Longer. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, that's not so bad. Still a little sexy. But it's not that I always have to worry about Brady's Mother's Day sexy.
Brady Bogan
At that. You know, in that particular age now your parents are in their mid-80s, it's like, what else can you get them?
Michael
Yeah, just like caskets and plots and stuff. It's about all you can.
Brady Bogan
I chip.
Michael
True. Yeah. You go.
Brady Bogan
We can upgrade and earn now, right?
Michael
I got you some etchings and I don't know. Yeah. What do you buy an 80 year old for? Anything. Yeah, they don't want anything. It can't last long.
Brady Bogan
And that's the answer that. That you'll get from them. What do you want for your birthday?
Michael
No, nothing, nothing. It's just gonna be this cash. It's just gonna be yours soon anyway. So buy something you like. Get her like a PlayStation 5.
Brady Bogan
Eat.
Michael
See my mom tonight. I might bring a PlayStation 5 along. It's a good idea. Happy Mother's Day. What's this? Don't worry about it. Of course, then that technology will. If she lasts like another 15 or 20 years, it'll be useless.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Michael
Yeah. Probably got to get her something that increases in value because it's going to come back to you. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. A neck massager.
Brady Bogan
Crosswords.
Michael
You got a cross. Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Books.
Michael
Crossword puzzles. She likes reading. Man, those are good. There's not a lot you can do. I never thought about that. What are you gonna make? I just, you know, my mom's here.
Brady Bogan
Think about it. Most of the time at this particular time. What do you want for Father's Day?
Michael
PlayStation 5.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Michael
I'll get answers immediately. Steeler stuff. Anything. Steeler stuff. I'm the easiest person in the world to shop for. For those like, anything like that, you give me Steelers, Anything. I'm in. Anything. Hats, shirts, gloves.
Brady Bogan
There you have it. Go all the way to.
Michael
Until I'm dead.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Michael
Unless the Steelers pull the browns until I'm dead. If they, like, start moving that, that would be it. But yeah, tattoo, whatever. That one's not gonna die. I said that about the Cubs too. And deep down it's not dead. But I don't have my love for the Cubs. I used to. And they're good this year. Which is the worst part. That's a good question. Like, because you're probably the same Ohio State, Bengals, barbecue stuff.
John Holmberg
Beer cans.
Michael
Old, dumb, trashy beer cans. Yeah, you're easy, too.
Brady Bogan
Likable beer can.
Michael
But even like Ronnie for Mother's Day. Did you get her something for Mother's Day?
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Michael
Yeah. See, I don't understand that. I don't think. I don't think a husband's responsibility should be to buy that woman stuff. I don't think at all.
Brady Bogan
I did. You know, this was. It's to the point where it's like, you know. You know, it's more about going to a brunch or dinner and you get some food activity. Everybody gets it on that for the day.
Michael
Yeah, we'll celebrate you as much. But that's on Kirby with the thunderbolts, and I don't know what that is.
Brady Bogan
That's the new Avenger movie that just came out.
Michael
Oh, God. All right. Well. Yeah, you had to sit there.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, you're right.
Michael
How many stars?
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Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Michael
Yeah. That's not Mother's day.
Brady Bogan
That's Kirby being wanted to do. Who, Ronnie.
Michael
Because Kirby wanted to go like the Avengers. Just she does like terrible movies. That's true. All right. I'll give you that. But you had to buy her stuff, which I disagree with. And I think men should have taken a better stand. Although pick your battles because you don't want to argue for no reason.
Brady Bogan
I didn't have to necessarily.
Michael
You did it for your own good.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Michael
You did it because you thought I don't have to. But if I don't, what weighs more, Right?
Brady Bogan
Is this going to come back around?
Michael
This is going to come back around. But right now, your kid is that age where it's like, no, that's your mom. You do it.
John Holmberg
What'd Kirby get her?
Brady Bogan
Don't know.
Michael
Were you there?
John Holmberg
Secret.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. I mean, while she didn't say, you know, I got a. Got her a card and I did both from Kirby and I.
Michael
So Kirby didn't get her anything.
Brady Bogan
Now that I think about, you are.
Michael
That's. But that's your job is to tell her, hey, that's your mom. You go get her something.
John Holmberg
Here's some money.
Michael
Go get. You're the one that's supposed to take care of that. You didn't even do that. That's.
Brady Bogan
That's between them.
Michael
No, it's not. That's like your one job as a dad is to make sure on mother you tell the teenage kid, hey, this is no longer on me. You're almost an adult. You're driving around. You. You're responsible for getting your mom something nice and make it nice. Don't do dumb crap. And you didn't do that. Oh, stop. Yes, it is. That's your job. That's your thing. Oh, thanks. Did Kirby kick in for the movie?
Brady Bogan
No.
Michael
What? Oh, man.
John Holmberg
Or what Kirby wants Kirby.
Michael
Guess I know you. I know in a normal situation where the. You weren't afraid of your child, you should go in and talk to Kirby today and go, hey, you blew Mother's Day badly. I paid for the movie. Are you kidding me? She's not my mother.
Brady Bogan
I mean, dropped the ball on that a little.
Michael
You did. You dropped it in a big way.
Brady Bogan
She could have gotten her something. I didn't know.
Michael
But did you? You don't know that I don't know. And you didn't ask. Yeah, you gotta ask. That's on you big time. Because you got to say, hey, what did you get your mom? My dad used to do that every Mother's Day. What did you get your mother? Huh? Nothing yet. You better. And it better not be from Walgreens or I'll kick your ass all over this house.
John Holmberg
Or the Mexicans on the side of the road with the bears and all.
Michael
That kind of stuff. Yeah, you get your mother something nice. Do you need money? And he'd always say, that was like, you, little dick. You spend it all on your own stuff. I'll find out. What does she want? That's up to you to decide. You're an adult now.
Brady Bogan
Think about it. Torp wasn't really pressing on us too much on Mother's Day or vice versa.
Michael
Did you get your mom stuff or did Torp take care of everything and you guys coasted? Can't happen, man.
Brady Bogan
Basically, maybe gave her a card or. I don't remember.
Michael
Yeah, that's on you. That's on the dad. To make sure the kids are stepping up. That's not.
Brady Bogan
We would do something as a family most of those days.
Michael
Sure. Torp took it all on. You guys got off scot free. That's garbage.
Brady Bogan
I mean, you got the point where you're, you know, you're old enough when you're a kid to make her breakfast or bring her breakfast in bed or something like that, all the kids come in there, happy Mother's Day.
Michael
But that's when you're like eight. If you're doing that in your teen years or you got a couple bucks in your pocket or whatever, and you're capable of. That's. That's not a presence.
Brady Bogan
Teen years. I think it changed me.
Michael
Yeah, you have to. You stop making breakfast for mom when you're like, 10, and then you Start realizing. Okay. And then maybe a macaroni. Man, Happy Mother's Day. Like an arts and craft. But arts and crafts and breakfast being made. That's over it. If you're still doing that in the.
Brady Bogan
Teens, you're bringing her mimosas.
Michael
Yeah. You make her a drink?
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Michael
You buy her bottle of champagne. That's nice. You don't. Lena, you. You got to go home and talk to Kirby. Go. Where did you get your mother for Mother's Day this year? Shut up. Next.
Brady Bogan
Right now.
Michael
You're right. I was out of line. I'll see you later. Sorry. Sorry about that. Can we talk? If it's about Mother's Day, get out. Okay. Sorry. Yeah. There you go. You should text Kirby right now. What'd you get for Mother's Day? And maybe she's. Maybe she surprised him. But you should know that's nothing then.
John Holmberg
If he doesn't know that she didn't give her anything.
Michael
That's what I'm worried about.
Brady Bogan
Text right now.
Michael
Yeah. What would you do without us? Spin in traffic? I think you just drive around in circles.
John Holmberg
She's gonna ignore that text.
Michael
Yeah. New number.
John Holmberg
Who this?
Michael
Yeah, who this? Dad's up my ass over Mother's Day. We took her to the Avengers. Jeez.
Brady Bogan
As I'm typing it. Yeah, she ought to respond. Well, I forgot. I'm listening.
Michael
She forgot.
John Holmberg
How do you forget Mother's Day?
Michael
That's on you, man.
Brady Bogan
It is.
Michael
That's on you because. No offense, Kirby, because you're listening. But you're at the age where I can safely say you're borderline. Like, you're not very smart as a. As a functioning human.
John Holmberg
It's not like it was a secret holiday.
Michael
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you are. At that time when people say you're either smart for your age or, oh, she's adorable. I'm not sure what you are because I don't hanging out with you enough to. But forgetting Mother's Day. I think I can pick a category at this point, and it's not surprising. Most teenagers are really dumb. But I forgot Mother's Day. Ouch. You know, Ronnie's at home crying, and two of you oblivious knobs are running back and forth on where you're gonna.
John Holmberg
Paid for the movie.
Michael
No, you're right, Brady. You did not. You need to text Ronnie right now and say, I am so sorry Kirby forgot Mother's Day. That's a little bit on me for not reminding her. I thought she was more responsible than that. I apologize. I'll talk to her. Today, that's on you. Oh, my God. My dad finds out, I forget Mother's Day. The day after, there isn't gonna be any drywall without dents in it. Because you know why? It kept him from stuff. Because she knows deep. So that's on you. Ronnie's blaming you for that. She hasn't maybe made it both sides. Oh, don't start that. Take responsibility.
Brady Bogan
I'm not bent out of shape that I don't get anything from Father.
Michael
Father's Day doesn't compare to Mother's Day. It's a joke.
Brady Bogan
So welcome to our world.
Michael
So it's a punishment. Okay, so now you're punishing Ronnie for no reason at all? This is not gonna go your way. You need to dig your heels out of this hill. Just suck it up.
Brady Bogan
It's a make.
Michael
Good. No, there's no make. It's an apology we missed. No, it's a. I Absolutely this. Up. Up.
John Holmberg
You're effed.
Michael
You're effed. Especially with garbage like that. Like you're trying to tell me something I didn't know. Oh, no, no. That's. But you can keep yourself out of these problems. Don't get defensive. Just suck it up. Nice.
Brady Bogan
I. I am.
Michael
No, you're not. You basically said, that's just like Father's.
Byron
Day and your triple F. Because guess what Father's Day is going to be now.
Michael
Oh, yeah.
Byron
It's going to be over the top.
Brady Bogan
Excellent.
Michael
And there'll be no physical contact. You are done. Oh, that was bad. You and Kirby are a couple of jerks right now. Kirby both know you and Kirby in her father's image. Little selfish prick. Nancy Pelosi's a. She's got nothing on you. Yeah, you need to suck this one up. And stop saying stupid stuff like. Well, I don't get much for Foster. That's a piece of move right there. You are in trouble and you don't even know it. We. We just saved you from walking into Hiroshima, August 7th.
Brady Bogan
It's just setting up Kirby to know. No, it's setting her expectations when she. If she becomes a mother.
Byron
Oh, what?
Brady Bogan
You know that she does. She gets blanked on Mother's Day. She'll know now.
Michael
Blanked. What do we play a match game?
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Michael
Kirby got blanked on Mother's Day. So we get this straight.
Brady Bogan
At 16, you're preparing her for her motherhood.
Michael
Yeah, a disappointment. Get used to it. Because you're probably going to be married to some selfish prick like me and won't care if the kid Remembered I forgot Mother's Day. All day yesterday. She didn't know what was going on. Going to movies and dinners. Dad got her a card and there's probably flowers on the counter and. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Oh, you're in trouble, buddy.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, and I tried to cut.
Michael
Both of them are.
Brady Bogan
Oh, Kirby, why am I. Because I didn't get.
Michael
Because you didn't involve yourself. You got to involve yourself in that. Oh, I'm a little upset.
Brady Bogan
Get over it.
Michael
No, I won't. No, you. But you're. You know it too. Keep squirming. You're in trouble. Said, dude, he doesn't even know her maiden name. You think he's gonna put an effort into Mother's Day? He's got that new Heisel family history to memorize. That's true. You do have a lot of new Heisel information. Boy, oh, boy.
Brady Bogan
Quiz will be today.
Michael
You are done, man. Said. My parents have been divorced for 35 years. Brady, my 72 year old dad, text me Saturday to remind me to wish my mom a happy, happy Mother's Day. It's ingrained in them. It's part of being a dad. Super fail.
Brady Bogan
Oh, Kirby's going for the make good.
Michael
It's worse.
John Holmberg
It's. Yeah, you're done.
Michael
Worse.
Brady Bogan
Should I tell her not to?
Michael
No. What's the makeup need to be on the phone with Ronnie immediately saying, I am so disappointed in Kirby. I am so sorry. She just told me she forgot Mother's Day. I put more. I. I gave her more credit than that. That's on me.
Brady Bogan
It's lazy. Yes.
Michael
That's on me. To not make sure she was. She was paying attention. Her saying I forgot is unacceptable. I agree, and I am incredibly sorry. That's on you. Oh, boy. You got trouble, brother.
Brady Bogan
I'll handle it.
Michael
I don't know. I don't know. You're. You're in a. You're in a cauldron if you even start spewing the crap you initially re two with us out. Oh, my God. It's gonna be. We're just gonna start. We're hiring. We're hiring. There's gonna be a replay. He's gonna be. Good thing he doesn't have a neck, cuz she tried to hang him by it. Yeah. This is a script. Did you text Ronnie yet?
Brady Bogan
Not yet.
Michael
Yeah, you need to text her immediately. Sorry about that. I needed to stay up her ass. Kyle says I do kind of like Brady's new parenting method of choice, which is just prepare for disappointment. That's true. Yeah. You'll be a mom someday. And you'll know the pain of child.
Brady Bogan
Kids are go Mother's Day or Father's Day. It's gonna happen.
Michael
No, no, no, no.
John Holmberg
Matthew says careful what you eat and drink today, Brady.
Michael
Yeah. Don't let her cook for you for a little bit.
Brady Bogan
I don't have to.
John Holmberg
Better be going to via shack today.
Michael
What do you mean you don't have to worry about. Oh, she doesn't cook or like I already said. Yeah.
Brady Bogan
It's Mother's Day.
Michael
That was yesterday. Yeah. You guys. Yeah. Because you celebrate for days and days.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Michael
You're gonna show up at home today. Ronnie's gonna pull her pants down. Brady's gonna get all excited in the words. Words get said out loud. Good luck, Pop. Pop. It's the last time you're ever gonna see this thing. That's true. Oh, yeah. You're in trouble. And there's no make goods and there's no Bring something else, homes. That's bad. That's. It's worse than forgetting an anniversary, which you shouldn't do either, Especially in. Nowadays with the phone, you can put.
John Holmberg
It in the calendar.
Michael
I know. African holidays.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Michael
I wake up.
John Holmberg
Kwanzaa is great.
Michael
How is El Raheed? Do I have the day off? I look at my phone every day to see if it's a day off. El Raheed. Not a thing.
John Holmberg
Somebody sticking up for Brady over there.
Michael
Let's. It's Mother's Day, not Wife's Day. It's the child's responsibility to remember. If you ask me, once the kid can talk, it's his responsibility to get a gift and spend his allowance money. Stay strong, Brady. Daniel, I agree with that. Yeah, but it's the dad's job to say, hey, she's not my mom. Do something right by your mother. It's always because it does. Because the reason why is not because you're being so. You're protecting your own interests. Because if the kid forgets, that comes back to you. She's not gonna be mad. She'll be disappointed in Kirby. She can be more upset at you. And rightfully so. Like, you have one job on Mother's Day, and that's just make sure the kids are doing their job. You have the Bella check. Get them coached up. Make sure they know the day's coming. She doesn't even know it's Mother's Day. Oh, Kirby's terrible. You got first off. Tell Kirby. I'm like, do not.
Brady Bogan
She knew it was just her Response.
Michael
But if her response to Ronnie is oh, yeah, take care of it, what's the plan? I need to know because otherwise it's going to backlash on us. I don't want to have to.
Brady Bogan
Mom, there's nothing that you can do about it.
Michael
You're saying no make goods.
Brady Bogan
I told her. I mean, I just told her now. Don't go to Trader Joe's.
Michael
Don't, don't. Yeah, I don't. What was she gonna go to Trader Joe's for?
Brady Bogan
Get her some flowers.
Michael
It's an apology at this point. Yeah, it's an apology flower. Well, that's terrible.
Brady Bogan
I don't have money to be able to buy much of anything.
Michael
That's Kirby's text. Yeah, she's playing Popper. Well, it wouldn't matter.
John Holmberg
That don't work because you could have venmoed her money or anything else.
Michael
What did Kirby do this weekend?
Brady Bogan
Does she out play tennis with a friend?
Michael
Did she go out at all, have some food, couple drinks?
Brady Bogan
I don't know about a couple drinks.
Michael
I drink drinks, you know, like soda, you know, to get a milkshake over at the Five Guys.
Brady Bogan
But she.
Michael
Was she home the whole weekend or did she do things?
Brady Bogan
She went out with some friends.
Michael
Yeah, I bet that cost a couple bucks.
John Holmberg
Who paid for that?
Brady Bogan
Usually she'll ask, right? Me.
John Holmberg
She could ask you for some cash for this and.
Michael
Yeah, cash.
Brady Bogan
Well, she has cash.
Michael
Oh, yeah?
Brady Bogan
Yeah. She says I don't have, you know, for her.
Michael
What she's saying is I don't have any money for that woman. Yeah, I'm not. Man, I'm not paying for anything for that one.
John Holmberg
It's getting worse.
Michael
This is bad. You're doing it. You gotta. You gotta straighten her out with a good old fashioned kid shake and. Scared you realize what you've done? What are you up my ass for? I'm not gonna get any for a long time because of you. You've already screwed that all up.
Brady Bogan
She got ice cream with her friend Lauren. Yeah, she's probably said mama paid for that.
Michael
Oh, okay.
John Holmberg
Wow. Mom had to pay him. Great. Mother's Day weekend.
Michael
She still calls her mama.
Brady Bogan
She says, I have $8 cash in my wallet right now.
Michael
That's 8 bucks you could have spent on your mom. Yep. That's still. Yeah, I'm not spending all that on that broadcast.
Brady Bogan
What?
Michael
Kirby, this is terrible.
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Brady Bogan
She's gonna do an errand for her mother today at Trader Joe's.
Michael
She was gonna do that anyway. I know that's not a gift, Kirby. What? You say she's got cash?
Brady Bogan
Yeah, she does. She has enough too.
Michael
She's got $8. She has no. And she's.
Brady Bogan
No.
Michael
I guess it's bad. This is bad. Oh my goodness.
Brady Bogan
She's got a little savings account and.
Michael
She could dip into that if she loved her mom more. Yeah, yeah. And you're the one that's gonna feel the pain of this.
John Holmberg
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Michael
I forgot. But that's. Oh, make sure to tell her. Kirby. Don't say that to your mom. Sorry, I forgot. Mother's day. Do not. Do you know what. You know what you're doing to your dad? You might as well just chop it off yourself.
Brady Bogan
You got time. You. She's still here. So she's.
Michael
Yeah, yeah. I'm telling you right now, Kirby, your I forgot excuse is worse. Do not go wander around saying you forgot.
Brady Bogan
Mother, come home. You're gonna apologize to your mom about Mother's Day.
Michael
Yeah, profusely. And so are you.
Brady Bogan
And I'm going.
Michael
The two of you should both stand next to each other and go.
Brady Bogan
No, I think it's a separate.
Michael
No, it isn't.
Brady Bogan
I'll do both.
Michael
Yeah, no, you need to fire one.
Brady Bogan
Off, because then I'll. Yeah, I'm not caring her end on that side. She needs to.
Michael
She needs to stand next to you and say it. And you need to stand next to her and go, I failed in this in a huge way. You're in trouble.
John Holmberg
Brady's gonna come home today, and his beer cans are all gonna be crushed for retaliation for bad parenting.
Michael
And you know what? There's gonna be a generator out there on fire. I went and got your generator, jackass. I says not to mention every single social media platform reminds you that it's Mother's Day. And don't tell me Kirby forgot Mother's Day. She just wanted her weed money. That's what I think, too. It's like she's got enough for her vape.
Brady Bogan
And it wasn't like she wasn't told that that was coming up.
Michael
If she has a computer you couldn't avoid.
Brady Bogan
Well, no. And I said, what are you gonna get? You know, your mom. You got any ideas?
Michael
Well, you said you didn't talk to her about it.
Brady Bogan
Oh, no, I did.
Michael
I mean, see, I like what you're doing.
Brady Bogan
I mentioned it.
Michael
I like what you're doing here. Earlier in the conversation, you didn't talk to her. Now I like what you're saying.
Brady Bogan
Oh, no, I. If I said that, that wasn't correct. She knew. I go, what do you think we should do with mom for Mother's Day?
Michael
I'll back you up a couple of times. You guys had a lot of talks because your story doesn't hold up here.
Brady Bogan
But then I asked. You know, I asked Ronnie the day before even.
Michael
Sure, but that's our point. The whole conversation started with, it's not really your job to get her something, but it's make sure that Mother's Day's covered, especially by the kid.
Brady Bogan
I dropped the ball on not making sure, Kirby.
Michael
But you're double claiming here. You're double claiming. You're saying that you did talk about it with her.
Brady Bogan
No.
Michael
Yeah, you are. You just said I did.
Brady Bogan
Oh, I did.
Michael
Christ's sake. He's the worst witness I'VE ever had.
Brady Bogan
But talking about it, saying, and what did you do for your mother? We did. I didn't strategize with her. It wasn't in detail. It's saying, what's going on this weekend, Mother's Day coming.
John Holmberg
How did she forget when you guys went to the movies for Mother's Day again?
Brady Bogan
And I mean, it comes back on me that I'm saying 16 years old, you're older.
John Holmberg
I agree with that. I. I don't think you have to.
Michael
Yeah, not at all.
Brady Bogan
Exactly. So now we're finding out, right? I'm gonna have to.
Michael
No, no, no, no. 16 is.
Brady Bogan
You gotta learn.
Michael
So it's the first time you gotta go every year like he said.
Brady Bogan
I'm okay with that.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Michael
72 year old dad basically calling him, going, don't forget your mom. Yeah. That's all you should do, one job.
Brady Bogan
So evidently you're not. So here we've. We've learned.
Michael
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
This is a learning lesson.
Michael
Make sure that's what I was. Yeah, but still, learning is gonna.
Brady Bogan
It's gonna be because I've done it.
Michael
What? Forgotten Mother's Day as a car.
Brady Bogan
Like, didn't do anything really, other than, you know, a card for your mom.
Michael
That's a card. That's all they're asking for, some acknowledgment. The words, I forgot or didn't even know what happened. Nobody told me about it. She's throwing you under the bus, that little kid. I don't know. Am I supposed to know? It's Mother's Day, I got stuff to do. Well, you're in trouble. I'm feeling a little.
Brady Bogan
And I enabled a little bit too, because I signed the card for her, too.
Michael
Oh, you didn't even give it to her to say, put your name on this. You wrote it for her.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Michael
Oh, man, it's terrible. It's nothing. Oh, well, you're in trouble since I don't know what the big deal is. My girl never cares about Mother's Day. Never said a word about it. Signed Nathan Southwood. Well, that's the type of girl you need here, Brady. Yeah, Kirby's throwing you under the bus with the I forgots or nobody told me, sir. I don't know. What am I supposed to do? I don't have any money. Oh, that's on you. All of that comes back to you. That's why you, no matter what, you never put it on them and say, oh, you're 16. You should be responsible. Did you hear yourself? You're 16. You should be responsible. That's a mistake. Oh, tears. That pillow soaked this morning. Soaked. Did she wish her a happy Mother's Day yesterday?
Brady Bogan
I don't know if you remember years ago, I don't know, eight, maybe. I had that same. I mean, I went to Ronnie because it was. Whether it's Father's Day or birthday for me, and it wasn't for Kirby. It was just in general. A card goes a long way.
Michael
Oh, it's huge. It's acknowledgement.
Brady Bogan
Even on Father's Day, I didn't get anything. But I again, remember card from her. And I said, you know, we talked about it.
Michael
We talked about it. Said, you got. You got hosed. And now. And it's so passing that on is worse. Put some thought into something. Give.
Brady Bogan
Just a little note, but in. In the fact that I had that talk. Now it looks like. Well, would you tell me?
Michael
Here's payback. Payback. Hey, Brett.
John Holmberg
High five.
Michael
I'm taking my sweet mom out to dinner today because I didn't forget and I called her twice this weekend. Can't forget it. It's impossible to forget Mother's Day. It's everywhere. You can't go anywhere.
John Holmberg
Especially. Especially, like the listener said, with social media now, I mean, you couldn't not see it.
Brady Bogan
First of all, when she said that, I'm not buying that. Yeah, no, I mean, she's just saying that. Oh, I forgot. No, you.
John Holmberg
You didn't forget.
Michael
Kevin says, brady, I'm usually on your side when you get browbeaten, but in this case, John is 100 correct. Your job is to invest the kids into the importance of the day. That's exactly right.
Brady Bogan
I disagree. I dropped the ball on that.
Michael
I'm gonna get Ronnie something real nice today. You and I want to kick in. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
John Holmberg
Enchilado, too.
Michael
You know what? Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Thank you, guys.
John Holmberg
From three quarters of the morning sickness.
Michael
Three quarters of the morning, six. You're doing a great job on that selfish little. And then that husband of yours. My God.
John Holmberg
And we'll all sign the card or.
Michael
Sign it ourselves with our own hands, even als. Matt just said, put the pen in my mouth. Anyway, this is tough. Says Brady's going through the cycle of grief live on the air. He's gone through denial, guilt, fear, and currently somewhere around the anger and belligerent and defensiveness that he's now getting into. Yeah, it is. It's a cycle of grief because he realizes then it'll come out of the end. It ain't easy. Oh, are you gonna throw in some cash. Are we making a card? Yeah, Toledo's writing a handmade card right now. That's beautiful. Now I gotta go over in that neck of the woods for my mom. If you guys just leave it with me, we'll pile all the presents in the back of my car and I'll drop them off at Ronnie's. I noticed. I called it Ronnie's because it's gonna be her house. Oh, yeah.
John Holmberg
She's already on the phone with a lock Smith.
Michael
For sure. Cordell. And Cordell gets in touch with the locksmith. Yeah, that's pro right now. Says, happy Mother's Day, Ronnie. God. Toledo signed it and that's really nice. You're the best parent in your house, John Holmberg. Little heart over the.
John Holmberg
Oh, that's cute.
Michael
Yeah, Nice touch. Yeah, I think so. Here, you sign the card for Megan, for Ronnie money. There's. It's a red pen. Because red means love. Yeah. You need to feel this one, Brady. You're gonna.
Brady Bogan
I hope this make good works.
Michael
This isn't our make good. We're doing it because you know what we see? We see a friend who's down. We have to help her up. So.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I hope this helps.
Michael
No, it's not gonna help you. It's gonna make it worse for you. That's. This is not good.
Brady Bogan
That's what friends do.
Michael
From the guys who didn't help her. Yeah, from the guys who didn't forget that we didn't. We just asked, how did everything go at your house this weekend? And you told us this horrible story of how you destroyed someone's life. Now we. Now this is less a Mother's day card, More of the don't kill yourself. That's all. Anyway, I'm going to go home for a little bit.
Brady Bogan
I don't know if I'm going to go home.
Michael
Yeah, I don't think you have one. I'd let you stay at my place, but you're such a selfish prick. I don't want you in there. Terrible.
John Holmberg
We should post that, too.
Michael
Oh, you post. Yeah. Okay. It's gonna be a beautiful thing. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we joked about the tap dragon and the terrible gifts, but Father's Day is. No, there's nothing close. Like, father's day sucks, but dads don't ever get anything. Good mothers hold on to $3.4 billion. No, first off, it's not that. Second, we don't have any leverage. You screw up Father's Day and then throw poon at us. Sorry about that. Weird.
John Holmberg
Enough.
Michael
All right, that's fine. Thank you. We don't have dick leverage. You pull your pants down and save last time you're ever gonna see this. Okay, that's great. Finally. They're thrilled by that.
John Holmberg
Thanks for the.
Michael
By the way. Just for your information, maybe the last time I've ever seen it. I haven't looked at it for about eight years. I look away. I divert my eyes like it's the end of Indiana Jones. That thing's hideous looking. She want to see that?
John Holmberg
Does Brady qualify for the Frank Caliento SEO of the year with this one?
Michael
Yep. Yeah. Yep. For the sake of drilling that point home. Poor guy. Our friend Doug King has just text over says, I'm at Ronnie's right now. Do you want me to tell her anything? I'm like, no, it's all right. Just whisper that you care in her ear. I said ear.
Brady Bogan
Thank you, Doug.
Michael
Doug says her pillow is wet, but I don't think it's from tears. Oh, that's nice. That's classy.
Brady Bogan
So thoughtful.
Michael
You know what people have to be to make up for the ones who aren't.
Brady Bogan
That's what friends are for.
Michael
No, that's banging your wife is not what friends are for. That's terrible. Don't start getting upset with us.
Brady Bogan
Us.
Michael
Do you see what he's doing? He's trying to make us the bad guy.
John Holmberg
We got her a card.
Michael
We got her something nice. We feel bad. It's not a make good. It's a band aid. Poor kid. Brett, what do you have in the big board of musical treats? We just shake our heads and lower in shame, man.
John Holmberg
All right, wake up. Songs brought to you guys.
Michael
I'm gonna have to ring the bell. The bell needs to be rung. I think it's maybe gone. The belt may be gone. What happened to our bell? You might be it might be off the hook on the Kirby coming. Delete the bell now.
John Holmberg
She would have forgot.
Michael
Yeah, she was.
John Holmberg
Wake up. Action Ride shop. And Brady's gonna need a bike to pedal away from his former home this afternoon. So action Rideshot is gonna be taking care of you guys with sales, maintenance, rentals. You name it, they got it. They're gonna get you on those bikes and doing it the right way. Two locations right there on Power Road and McDowell and the OG on Gilbert Road and Southern. Actionrideshop.com shame.
Michael
There it is.
John Holmberg
Shame.
Michael
Brady Boganous Mays nominee shame. Frank Caliendo's Nathan Sudden S Heel of the year award.
Brady Bogan
I'm gonna take My clothes off and walk up. 50 seconds.
Michael
You should. As a pet. Just an underpants. Just walk up and just say it was my fault. All right.
John Holmberg
All right. On the list, Mud Veins, Happy Goddamn White Trash and Ministry Avenge Sevenfold Kill Switch, Engage, Maiden, Disturbed, Snot, Seven Dust, Limp Bizkit, Motorhead, Heartbreaker for Ronnie and Mud Veins. Forget to Remember for Kirby.
Michael
A couple of gems up there. Yeah, I like Heartbreaker, but I don't think Lemmy quite gets the point across. For emotion, how about Forget to Remember? Forget to Remember. My mud vein's pretty soft. Okay, go with that. All right. That's good stuff. Thank you, audience. So just tell Brady I'm listening right now. And the more he talks, the more he dug his own grave. There were three different pivots on that one, and none of them made any sense. No excuses for not remembering Mother's Day. They mentioned it on the golf tournament in the NBA playoffs. I'm sure Brady was watching one of those again.
Brady Bogan
You jackass. I hate forgetting that.
Michael
Don't get mad at them. You deserve this.
Brady Bogan
This.
Michael
Don't forget. He even did a Brady report on Mother's Day on Friday. That's true. Brady did a whole report about the cost of spending on that day, kids included. Great to know you, Brady. It's been a nice run. I think you're going to get killed. All right, Mud Vein. Forget to Remember. I'll see you about five tonight. Marcy. Marcy. Day three of Marcy Contact.
John Holmberg
I'll do another shot of Sambuca, Mom.
Michael
Yeah, it's gonna be great. You know what's even funnier? My dogs all got my mom something. And that's his grandma, man. The Dorbs. It's Mud Vein. It's Forget to remember. It's 98 KUPD. It's not weird.
Brady Bogan
It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.
Michael
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: May 12, 2025 Host: John Holmberg | 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness aired on May 12, 2025, host John Holmberg engages listeners with a blend of topical discussions and personal anecdotes. The primary focus centers around a controversial social media post made years prior by John Prevost, the brother of the newly appointed Pope Leo, targeting Nancy Pelosi. Additionally, the show delves into a humorous yet candid conversation about Mother’s Day mishaps involving host Brady Bogan and his wife, Kirby.
The episode opens with a lively debate about John Prevost's past social media activity. Michael criticizes the irresponsible nature of reposting derogatory comments, emphasizing personal accountability.
The discussion highlights how John Prevost’s actions have repercussions not just for himself but for his brother, the Pope. Brady Bogan humorously suggests that John Prevost received "a free Vatican scrubbing" ([06:14]), underscoring the severity of his misstep.
John Holmberg adds a sarcastic twist, pointing out the irony of such a high-profile figure engaging in petty online trolling.
The conversation underscores the broader theme of how social media can damage reputations and the importance of thoughtful online engagement.
The hosts debate the influence of social media, comparing past communication methods to today's instantaneous and often thoughtless sharing.
Brady reinforces the idea that lazy forwarding without personal input contributes to the spread of harmful content.
The segment serves as a cautionary tale about the ease with which individuals can unwittingly harm others and themselves through careless online behavior.
Shifting from politics to personal life, the latter part of the episode depicts a fictionalized and comedic yet pointed conversation about Brady Bogan’s failure to adequately celebrate Mother’s Day.
Brady and Michael role-play a scenario where Brady is heavily criticized for forgetting to plan anything meaningful for the day, highlighting parental responsibilities and the importance of acknowledging loved ones.
The dialogue humorously exaggerates the tension and consequences of such oversights, ultimately emphasizing the significance of thoughtful gestures over material gifts.
The episode wraps up by reinforcing the dual themes of accountability—both in the public arena through responsible social media use and in personal relationships through considerate actions like celebrating family milestones.
John Holmberg ties together the discussions with a light-hearted yet meaningful reflection on the day's importance.
The episode concludes on a supportive note, with the hosts encouraging listeners to be more mindful of their actions both online and offline, fostering healthier relationships and a more respectful digital community.
Michael: "You did it. If you post Nancy Pelosi is a [C word], and you're like, I'm going to forward that. You did it." ([05:00])
Brady Bogan: "He received a free Vatican scrubbing." ([06:14])
Michael: "It's a viper in your pocket waiting to strike... Sometimes not even you." ([05:16])
Michael: "You need to file the card. You didn't even do that." ([36:14])
John Holmberg: "It's Mother's Day, it's the child's responsibility to remember." ([58:07])
John Holmberg and his co-hosts navigate through the complexities of social media responsibility and personal accountability with humor and insight. The episode serves as both an entertaining and educational piece, urging listeners to reflect on their online behavior and personal relationships. By intertwining current events with relatable personal stories, Holmberg's Morning Sickness provides a comprehensive and engaging listen for those seeking both information and amusement.