05-14-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 05-14-25 | Release Date: May 14, 2025

Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo

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1. Introduction

In the May 14, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo delve into a variety of topics ranging from personal space etiquette to high-profile sports controversies. The morning show blends humor, insightful commentary, and interactive segments to engage its Arizona-wide audience.

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2. Main Discussions

a. The "Close Talkers" Phenomenon

The episode kicks off with an animated discussion about "close talkers"—individuals who invade personal space during conversations, often making interactions uncomfortable.

• John Holmberg introduces the topic by sharing a humorous anecdote:

  "[03:09] John Holmberg: The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Damn it."

• Larry McFeely elaborates on his encounters:

  "[04:24] Larry McFeely: Yeah, he's on you. And it's the whole grab and pull. Like, what's going on? Oh, he wants to talk to me. And then you feel lips gently grazing against your ear."

• The hosts brainstorm solutions, proposing the establishment of a "Tell a Close Talker Day" to raise awareness and encourage people to address the issue proactively.

Notable Quote:

"[05:43] Larry McFeely: If someone is talking to somebody and their hand is on your breastbone, pushing. If there's pressure on your chest in a conversation, you're too close."
— Larry McFeely [05:43]

b. The P. Diddy Trial and Human Trafficking Allegations

A significant portion of the episode centers around a satirical portrayal of a legal trial involving music mogul P. Diddy, accused of orchestrating events that blur the lines between fame, abuse, and human trafficking.

• Larry McFeely discusses the allegations against P. Diddy:

  "[20:46] Larry McFeely: You're hiring prostitutes. And then. So that contributes to human trafficking because the finances are used to do more and more."

• The conversation touches upon the complexities of accountability and personal responsibility within high-profile relationships.

Notable Quote:

"[19:18] Brady: Right? And you finally got to the point where like, well, why am I doing this? I wanna, I want out right now."
— Brady [19:18]

c. Hall of Fame Controversies: Pete Rose and Steroid Users

The hosts engage in a heated debate over the Baseball Hall of Fame's eligibility criteria, particularly focusing on Pete Rose's reinstatement and the inclusion of steroid-enhanced players.

• Larry McFeely argues against Pete Rose's induction due to his betting history:

  "[83:06] John Holmberg: He couldn't get any classier than Craigslist."
  "[83:09] John Holmberg: But, yeah, the steroid era is like, yeah, that's another one."

• Brady Bogen contends that Pete Rose deserves recognition for his achievements despite his transgressions:

  "[90:15] Larry McFeely: You knew going in."
  "[90:17] Brady: No, I'm against it."

Notable Quote:

"[101:20] John Holmberg: You're not allowed in the hall of Fame ever. Your accomplishments can be recognized, but it's going to be written on your plaque for the reasons of gambling on the game while being involved in it."
— John Holmberg [101:20]

d. The Reality of Reading and Book Discussions

A lighter segment involves the hosts humorously critiquing each other's reading habits, or lack thereof, highlighting differing attitudes toward literature.

• John Holmberg humorously critiques co-hosts:

  "[87:35] John Holmberg: But I didn't realize craigslist prostitutes had that kind of pull."
  "[85:18] Brady: And whether you're tearing up desert trails."

• Larry McFeely expresses skepticism about the genuine reading habits of his co-hosts:

  "[94:44] Larry McFeely: You read books? When did you read a book? Nobody, nobody believes that I've read."

Notable Quote:

"[85:03] Larry McFeely: It's impossible to read. It's not a story."
— Larry McFeely [85:03]

e. "Rock Wars" – Battle of the Bands

A recurring interactive segment where hosts and listeners engage in friendly competition to determine the week's top rock band or song.

• John Holmberg and Larry McFeely participate in selecting songs, debating the merits of various bands, and predicting outcomes based on current events and personal preferences.

Notable Quote:

"[154:22] John Holmberg: Let's ban we are the champions some of that low hanging fruit."
— John Holmberg [154:22]

f. Entertainment and Current Events

The hosts touch upon recent entertainment news, including live performances, celebrity incidents, and humorous takes on pop culture.

• Larry McFeely discusses comedian Theo Vaughn's altercation:

  "[162:35] Larry McFeely: A guy walks up to him with like, Happy birthday balloons, and things don't go well. And then Theo grabs him by the throat and starts fighting him."

• Brady Bogen comments on celebrity behaviors and media portrayals:

  "[168:05] Brady: Kim Kardashian wore seven million dollars in diamonds to testify against the men who tied her up and stole her jewelry in Paris in 2016."

Notable Quote:

"[137:50] Larry McFeely: Fulton. Fulton." (Contextual humor surrounding a rapid sequence of events)

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3. Conclusion

The May 14, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness successfully blends humor with serious topics, engaging listeners through relatable anecdotes and spirited debates. From personal space invasions to the ethical considerations of sports fame, the hosts offer a dynamic and entertaining start to the day. The infusion of interactive segments like "Rock Wars" and candid discussions about current events ensures that both regular and new listeners find value and amusement in each episode.

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Notable Quotes Summary:

1. "[05:43] Larry McFeely: If someone is talking to somebody and their hand is on your breastbone, pushing. If there's pressure on your chest in a conversation, you're too close."

2. "[19:18] Brady: Right? And you finally got to the point where like, well, why am I doing this? I wanna, I want out right now."

3. "[101:20] John Holmberg: You're not allowed in the hall of Fame ever. Your accomplishments can be recognized, but it's going to be written on your plaque for the reasons of gambling on the game while being involved in it."

4. "[85:03] Larry McFeely: It's impossible to read. It's not a story."

5. "[154:22] John Holmberg: Let's ban we are the champions some of that low hanging fruit."

These quotes encapsulate the show's blend of humor, critique, and candid conversations, reflecting the hosts' dynamic interactions and diverse range of topics.

Transcript

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[Larry McFeely]

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[John Holmberg]

That's quote of the day.

[Larry McFeely]

I've already. I've already hit my. I can't miss now. The show just goes straight downhill from that. Anyway. Hi. It's 5:45. This is the morning sickness. You know the drill. It's John Brady, Brett Toledo, off and running for Wednesday. I don't know why that made me laugh so hard. Stupid. I can't tell you. I can't tell you guys what it is. But the whole conversation was. It ended with I've people and been further away. Talk about a guy who talks and.

[Brady]

Oh, space invader.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, he ran into a certain individual that we all have issue with that there's close talking and then there's this guy who grabs you by the neck and puts his lips on your ears to tell you something. And you can feel the moisture. It's that it's awful. And he's always in loud rooms, so he has to. You can't have a conversation with this person. So I literally have been inside a human being and still been more distant from them than I have this person when he wants to Just tell me you're coming out this weekend. You're licking me and you can't tell him. Stop.

[John Holmberg]

No. I turned around. I'm Like, Matthias, Jesus Christ.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, he's on you. And it's the whole grab and pull. Like, what's going on? Oh, he wants to talk to me. And then you feel lips gently grazing against your ear. Well, there's air going in. And why'd you bring that up? Anyway, that's how the show starts. The show starts today because we're all.

[Brady]

Going on a camp out with him, evidently.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, he can't wait to take us somewhere. Oh, I could imagine whispering. Like, can you imagine him in a movie? He'd just basically climb on you. I got a whisper. I got a whisper. I got a whisper in your ear. You can hear his heartbeat through his mouth. He's so close, you can feel it coming down. Right. I don't think Haley Joel Osmond's character actually. See, he's dead. Dead people. All right, don't give me your theories. That close. Write it down. And why don't those people ever know they're those people?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. You would think.

[Larry McFeely]

It's just.

[John Holmberg]

Especially when everybody tries to back away and they're pulling you back in. Literally.

[Larry McFeely]

If someone. If you're talking to somebody and their hand is on your. On your breastbone, pushing. If there's pressure on your chest in a conversation, you're too close. They're not being funny. He smiles off me. How can you hear me if I'm not inside your head? Hey, man, I don't know if this is gay, but my erection tells me it might be. Get away from me.

[John Holmberg]

That's my Godfather three. Every time I pull away, he pulls me back in.

[Larry McFeely]

I tell you, you're a little too close to me right now. I'm gonna have to push you by the breastbone somewhere else. And you push him by the breastbone. And then they're like, you know what it is? It's like, there's dogs that do that. I have a dog. My dog Frank does not. He has no personal space, boundaries none. And other dogs get it. They lay in the crook of your arm, or when they relax, they. You know, they lean on you, but they don't get, like, on you. Like, a dog will lick your face and stuff. But Frank, my dog is this guy. Like, Frank will see you sitting there comfortably, and he walks right over and just puts his nose on your face and starts to push. Like, you can't. You can't get in me. Like, that's as close as you're gonna get. And he just pushes and then starts, like, breathing in your eye. Like, it's too close. And other dogs can get close, and it's not the same. It's. He's different. And that's what I think people. Some people have that.

[Brady]

That's the right spots to hit.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

But they're just.

[Larry McFeely]

They're just missing something. Their brain is missing something. And I have to wonder if it's abuse as a child. Was it an uncle finger him? Like, where did the boundary just eliminate itself from? To where he doesn't see the social cues of. Yuck. Stop touching me with your mouth. That's a very intimate thing. To have your lips on my body somewhere at any time, let alone my ear in the right situation is phenomenal. When somebody's breathing or licking your ear. But not him.

[Brady]

His employees love it.

[Larry McFeely]

I bet. I mean, I can't push a man's chest hard enough away. Way to tell them that I am not interested in the. In the most recent Bang Tango song. And no, I'm not interested in seeing Bang Tango at all ever.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not talking about John Gordon.

[Larry McFeely]

No, John's got. He's got.

[Brady]

There's just.

[Larry McFeely]

There's a thing. I mean, Seinfeld nailed it with the close talker. That. That was great. Oh, that was it. But, I mean, this dude is beyond that. Like, there are people who are too close to you when they talk. This guy touches you with his face.

[Brady]

Could you imagine if it's over here at this construction job? Okay, I'll get the drywall down.

[Larry McFeely]

I just thought maybe you'd be interested in a little secret about Roger over there with the hammer. No, I wouldn't. And you're drooling in my ear, by the way. Let's make it tell a close talker today. Day. Tell him. I used to. I had a friend named Colt Lintecum. And his. He was one of the nicest people in the world. But you would literally watch him back a person to a wall. We worked at Tony Romas together. He was one of the best drummers I've ever heard in my life. His dad's a legend musically in the city. Sarge Lincecum. Amazing. So Colt. Colt also had the worst voice in human history. And he would come up.

[Brady]

Huh, John, wanna hear something?

[Larry McFeely]

Like, not really. Colt, no. And you'd start backing up, and he'd get closer and closer, and we would tell him, don't you recognize that you started that conversation in the door and it ended in the other room with a guy's back against a wall. I've seen muggings go in a Friendlier manner than what you've done to that person. Oh, stop. Nobody cares. Like Colt. They care. You'd be on your face telling you like, we gotta stop this. Why don't you have that mechanism in your brain to say, oh, I'm too close. It's human tailgating. It's human tailgating. You just, you're too close to people. Stop it. And if you are, if you're sitting there right now going, I don't know what the big deal is, you're one of them. If you don't, if you don't think you're a close talker, it's not even a thing, really, then you are one.

[John Holmberg]

Don't be that guy.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. If you don't believe in close, just be aware of it. Be aware of it. Nothing worse than their hot breath occasionally and in fricative in their mouth that they say Fs or Ts and it shoots a little spit. It's disgusting. I watched Sean Hannity interview Trump on Air Force One yesterday because I thought they were going to give a tour of the plane. They didn't. They just talked about nonsense. I was like, this is disappointing. But in the middle of it, Trump said something, you know, Sean. And then spit flew out of his mouth and landed right next to Sean Hannity. And I'm like, nobody's gonna say a thing, cuz that's the president spit. The president could just, what are you gonna do about it? And nobody's gonna do a thing. I watched this giant Trump half loogie fly out. And why we don't ever talk about that as humans either is beyond me. If you're talking to me and spit flies and we both see it and it hits me or it lands on my face or my arm and I.

[Brady]

Have to every now and then I like, if it happens or like it hits your, I'll say it.

[Larry McFeely]

The spitter usually says, yeah, oh, I'm sorry. The person who gets landed on hardly ever says it like, hey, you spit all over me. You, most of the time you're just like, aha. And then you. And then you casually like find a way to wipe it off. Yeah. But nobody ever says, okay, stop for a second. Did you see that? You spit on me. I got to do something about that.

[John Holmberg]

And I don't mean you wipe it off, then you smear it all over your. And then you got it on your hand.

[Larry McFeely]

Don't remind me. Yeah, and you can't help it. Everybody spits a little. If I spit, like I Brady said, if You. If you notice that you've spit. And then I was like, oh, geez, I think I spit on you. It's gross, but don't.

[Brady]

Yeah, I usually try to lick it off if I can.

[Larry McFeely]

That's nice. Well, I know one guy that would do it. Just lathers you up with his lips and this double. Oh. And you ran into him. Oh, yeah, recently. And I'm glad because I was there, too. I'm glad I didn't, because I can't take it. I have literally pushed him, and he pushes back. Like, you put your hand on his chest. Like, get off. You don't. Come on. You've got to know this is a social cue. This is. This is what rape victims do. Yeah. This is. Get off. You gotta get closer. I gotta be inside you. Anyway, that's how the show starts. The close talkers. And it's a good thing. It's a public service announcement to stop the. Don't be that guy. Don't do it. If you kind of feel like I might be a little close to this guy. I don't think they feel that. I don't think those people feel that. And they'd perch on you if they could. Gotta stop him. You know what? Let's preemptively strike the close talkers today before they talk to you. Walk up to a guy who is a notorious close, and it can't be just you. Other people have to go. Can you believe how close Colt gets when he talks? Like, everybody has to have knowledge of it. You walk over to Colton and go, hey, we all talked. You're a close talker. And it needs to end today. We're gonna start monitoring this. What? Colt. We're all gonna start monitoring when you talk to somebody. The conversation ends when you get too close. People are allowed to walk away from you.

[John Holmberg]

Never thought I'd say this, but at certain times, I miss Covid.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, Covid. Covid. Had to be murder for the close talk. Thank God for the masks during that, when the close talkers were like, good. Cause you'd have given everybody everything.

[John Holmberg]

I have to wring it out from all the.

[Larry McFeely]

Licking. Maybe the mask made the her feel good because their lips were touching something. Yeah, man. While they talked. I mean, Helen Keller had less contact when she tried to communicate. She was actually handling stuff. Today's the day. We've invented it. May 14 Tell a close talker day.

[John Holmberg]

Put this in the Brady Report.

[Larry McFeely]

No, wait for him to be close talkers. Go up to him beforehand. Hey, what is it? Don't get up. Stay right where you're at. You're a close talker and everybody's sick of it. Fix it. Fix that right now. What do you mean? Like, you gotta have seen the Seinfeld. Anyway, too much. Day two of the Diddy trial. My friend who worked with me at Tony Roma just goes, colt. I totally forgot about that guy. He was awesome. I saw him at Red Robin 10 years ago. Yeah, I bet you saw him. I bet you got a close up. I bet you Colt was right on you. I remember you, Brett. Ah, it's been 10 years. Let's cat.

[Brady]

Would you like the bottomless fries?

[John Holmberg]

I'll keep bringing them out.

[Larry McFeely]

He was a waiter at Tony Romas and he would. We'd have to push him away from tables. You're getting. Come on. You like sitting with him. What are you doing? Teleclosed talker day today? Anyway, day two of the Diddy trial. And I am. I'm putting myself on John's fake jury. I am kind of immersed in it. I like it. I like what's going on. It's got everything you've ever wanted. It's got violence, it's got fame, it's got sex, lots of that. It's got curiosity as to what a freak off actually is. We've been told what freak offs are.

[John Holmberg]

What is the definition?

[Larry McFeely]

Well, it's defining itself each time someone says something. So freak offs are obviously sex parties. But what happened, lasting up to four days long. Yeah, we have a hundred hours was a goal. And with the same people, like limited naps, lots of drugs. So it's got it all. Sex, drugs, music, fame, and, you know, human oddity. So the girl that's up there was P. Diddy's girlfriend. I just found out P. Diddy's girlfriend Cassie, who was the one that got pissed on by the prostitutes, the male prostitutes that they were finding on Craigslist, which I found to be fairly awesome. How about that Craigslist.

[John Holmberg]

He couldn't get any classier than Craigslist.

[Larry McFeely]

That's what I was thinking. I'm like, he was just diving into Craigslist. She dated P. Diddy for a decade. Piss on me one time.

[Brady]

Uncomfortable the whole time.

[Larry McFeely]

That's what she's saying. Now. What I heard yesterday as a fake juror, because I put myself in this is. P. Diddy's a terrible person. He's just a terrible person by standards of human behavior. He's created his own kind of world. And in that world, you're going to get covered in Urine and most likely other bodily fluids from strangers. If you go to one of these parties now, call me naive. First time I go to a freak off, I'm thinking, this is probably going to be fun. But I have my own parameters. Much like a closed talker, I know where the boundaries of my normal parties are, and then I'm expecting them to be breached a little, but still have boundaries. They didn't. And for 10 years, she kept dating him and kept saying when she was. She met him when she was like 19 or 20. She was afraid of him the whole time. And so as I'm watching, there was a lot of talk of her getting peed on again yesterday. Like there was. She was getting covered in pee on a lot of occasions. And at a certain point, it's just your fault. You're covered in urine. And she's like, oh, the first time I ever was at a freak off, I glistened. I was covered in baby oil so much, and I hated it. And the. The guy, the lawyer said, then what happened? Then I got pushed to the floor and two men urinated on me. It's like. And. And this was the first time. No, this has happened quite a lot. Oh, okay. And so even the.

[Brady]

And I tried to talk to him a couple times, she said, but I end up, you know, it was only text. We couldn't. We really didn't.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, didn't much. I think she may have overblown the relationship. So. So at that thing she said two guys were peeing on her, and she's like, well, they should have known I was all balled up. And, like, it's clear I didn't want that. And I'm like, no, there's words, you know, you could just say, don't pee on me. That's pretty much stop. This is where I draw the line. There's ways to ruins the mood. If you're at a pee party, it does ruin the mood. But that's what you're trying to do. You're trying to go, cut. Let's start this scene over. If you're at a party and two dudes are, like, talking about it, or like, you even get the idea that one of them might start peeing on you, and you take it. And then another guy goes, oh, we're peeing on her. She's the. And then he starts going. And you lay there and go, well, they should know. Well, they don't. They should have been raised better to not pee on people in the first place. So the second someone starts peeing on you. The whole they should know better thing goes right out the window.

[Brady]

So are the rooms, you know, like.

[Larry McFeely]

Just laid out a lot of plastic. A lot of it.

[Brady]

It's gotta be.

[Larry McFeely]

A lot of it has to be. And maybe that's the baby oil thing.

[John Holmberg]

It's like a slip and slide room.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, maybe that's. Maybe baby oil. It has to be wood floors and even then artificial wood floors because you can't have that much moisture. Again, that's a middle aged person who's done some remodeling. Talking like, hopefully they're tile because can't imagine the. Well, you can't get floors that wet all the time. Dogs peeing on wood floors is bad for them. So yeah, she's trying to use the excuse that they should have known better. And I'm like, no, they, they were craigslist prostitutes. They should have known better. Doesn't exist in their lives. If they knew better, they wouldn't be craigslist prostitutes in the first place.

[Brady]

I'm getting paid for this, right?

[Larry McFeely]

I'm at P. Diddy's house and he said, pee on his girlfriend. And I'm like, that's what I do. So the second dude starts peeing on her and she's like. And that was when I really had problems. I'm like, no, we had problems. When you answered the next text, they come back tomorrow. Okay, what she. Day two of the jury, I'm, I'm discovering I don't think I'd want to be friends with P. Diddy. I didn't think I wanted to be in the first place, but now I know for sure and, but I still don't think anything that's happened. It's personal responsibility. At a certain point when you keep walking into a fire and keep complaining how hot it is, it's your fault.

[Brady]

Right? And you finally got to the point where like, well, why am I doing this?

[Larry McFeely]

She never did.

[Brady]

I wanna, I want out right now.

[Larry McFeely]

He started to beat her up pretty good like nine years ago, but they have it on videotape. And then she, they opened up with that. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean that's not good. Diddy's a bad dude. And I understand, like if you go to jail for beating up a chick. Good, I'm all in on that. That's terrible. Never hit a woman unless you got a gun or something. Like, if she's going to shoot you, then who cares? Defend yourself if she's going to kill you. But I mean, if you're just knocking her Around. That's ridiculous. But this P thing, you know, I would. I would defy her. I'd be like, no, he used to beat me up pretty good. People resonate with that. You get peed on multiple times by the same group. After a while it's like, well, this is your fault. You get beat up a lot. Then people would be like, oh, she was afraid to leave. She was abused. Like, that makes sense to me why they're leading so much with all the sex and urine tells me that there's not a lot there with the beating. Because a good lawyer would be like, we'll get to the P thing later. Trying to establish that he's a pervert. Well, now you got a videotape of her getting punched. I mean, there. That's it. That's really the thing that'll establish how bad the relationship was. So I don't think there's a lot to that. Unless they've got some bombshell and they're just bad lawyers. But right now.

[Brady]

And what's the angle on. I mean, I know it's the. The trafficking part. Well, because he's bringing a house.

[Larry McFeely]

You're hiring prostitutes. And then. So that contributes to human trafficking because the finances are used to do more and more. I don't know. He's got. They're trying to get him on any and everything possible. You hire. You hire an escort, you can get hit with trafficking charges if they're from somewhere else or if you picked them up. Yeah. Or if you moved them state to state. I think if you. If they're from Jersey and you had them in New York. I don't know. He flew him out to la. I know that there was a couple of them.

[Brady]

Are the triers trials broken up? Like, this is about the.

[Larry McFeely]

No, they're all charges immediate. Yeah.

[Brady]

So, okay, now we're gonna go to the racketeering.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, well, they'll go to the jury and basically. Well, no, it's gonna all come out later in the closing statement. So this proves this. This proves this. I think we've put our case together and then the jury has to say, innocent of the racketeering thing. But definitely did break it down the categories. Right. They're not going to go now. We're getting him for this and then a new trial. No, that's just all one big case. But as a juror that. I've placed myself in the jury for day two right now, I think the verdict is Puff Daddy's a jerk. And that's not illegal, at least from what they've done so far that the first couple days is to establish with Cassie that the relationship, like, she's the main witness. Like, we get it. He peed on you a lot. That's not illegal unless it's in the streets and you don't know him. But if you're at home, I mean, if I went to Brady and you're.

[Brady]

Held at, you know, gunpoint or.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, you can't leave. That's hostage stuff. Yeah, but if Brady came to my house to watch a game and I started peeing on him, and he's like, hey. And he didn't press charges that first time, and then came back and I peed on him again. Hey. And then you left and you came back, and we did it again and again. At a certain point, I'm like, he likes this.

[Brady]

You know, I'm done with this. I gotta talk to somebody.

[Larry McFeely]

Right? And after 10 years, he's like, hey, I've gotten one raise. I've been peed on for a decade. That's enough. This is all about. I think pretty much this is all about that she didn't get a big career out of it. That's kind of the vibe I'm getting right away. It's like, I was kind of told I was going to be a star. Had a little moderate bump, and then nothing. And he promised me that if strangers from Craigslist pissed on me long enough that I would eventually have a good record.

[Brady]

And. And she's moved on from it, right? They've been. Because isn't she married or.

[Larry McFeely]

No, I don't. I don't. I didn't look into her current situation, but that's a guy that. If. Talk about the husband. Now, it begs the question, though, for your dream, if a person who had control of said dream could get you that dream and all you had to do is get pissed on every day for a little while, would you do it? We all have our boundaries, but if you. Brett, I don't know if it, like, who it would be, but if Margot Robbie promised that you would be the next superstar in Hollywood, all you got to do is come to her house, get peed on every once in a while. Not by her. She got to watch you get peed on.

[John Holmberg]

And I don't get nothing from her.

[Larry McFeely]

Anybody she brought in? No. No. You're her boyfriend. Yeah. But. Okay, whoever. That's good. I like that. You just. Yeah, you just ball up whoever she brings in the room. It's kind of like a cameo in a movie. Like Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome weirdo Yaga back to hey. And then he accordions and pees on you. But in the end, she's telling you you're gonna be Jimmy Buffett in the movies. Oh, now, see, that's fine.

[John Holmberg]

Punch him in the dick.

[Larry McFeely]

Why is she friends with Jimmy Buffett? Yeah, exactly.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Larry McFeely]

That's that right. What if.

[Brady]

You'll break her.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah. What if you punch Jimmy Buffett in the dick and he's like, he. Oh, he likes it. And now you and Jimmy have a relationship.

[Brady]

You'd say, margot. No, but okay, friends with Jimmy, you.

[Larry McFeely]

Get to be the general manager of the White Sox. And, you know, all you got to do is take, you know, the person that's doing it is promising you look, just kind of stick with me. And. And they're into some really weird stuff. And then after 10 years, you're like, I've been doing an awful lot. And I remember we first started talking, there was sort of promise of me being a general manager. I don't even work for the team. I don't even. I'm not getting anything out.

[John Holmberg]

They've been pissing on me for years.

[Larry McFeely]

That's true. So that's true, man. We will take a lot from our sports teams. Like, if it was to be higher up with the Steelers, I think I could get. I think I could probably go through quite a lot of, like, behavioral issues within a relationship.

[Brady]

Five or six Rooneys peeing on you.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, if there was a. Like, Mara Rooney is hot. And she comes by, she's like, I just want to watch you get pissed on. I'm going to get you in with my dad and my family, and you'll be an assistant to the general manager. You're going to be a stealer for life.

[John Holmberg]

Like, yes, but how long do you go.

[Larry McFeely]

That's right.

[John Holmberg]

Until you realize out 10 years seems extreme.

[Larry McFeely]

But I'm living in her house. I'm still.

[Brady]

10 years. I haven't got my bump.

[Larry McFeely]

I still haven't been introduced to Omar Khan, the Steelers general manager. I'm like, can I. I'm covered in urine. Like, is there a chance I could shower up and meet the GM today?

[John Holmberg]

Now, for now, if Oprah rolls up on me and you're. You're the next saying, okay, May. I'm thinking about that.

[Larry McFeely]

He just wants.

[John Holmberg]

Cuz she's probably pissing all over him.

[Larry McFeely]

She wants Nate Burleson and Gail to pee all over you. And then the. But. But that's the promise of being Oprah's. But that's just money. Yeah, I'm talking about, I'm talking this girl, this Cassie girl, seemingly, in my opinion, had a dream to be a star and puffed. I mean, you meet P. Diddy at the time she met him, it's like he's a star maker. Like this is going to happen. And you get wrapped up in that lifestyle. Like this is the way it worked. Harvey Weinstein was the same thing. It's like this is how Hollywood works. I have to play the game or I'm not going to make it. And you notice that there are a lot of people out there who didn't make it who are mad at him. It's Larry McFeely.

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[Larry McFeely]

There's a few of them mad at.

[Brady]

The ones that did make.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm telling you, man, there's the Harvey Weinstein story is empty in one category, which is the women who did what he said and did make it. They don't want to tell.

[Brady]

You got a 5050 shot with him, right?

[Larry McFeely]

There's ones that have come out like Charlize Theron and Brad Pitt and a few of them who have said, I knew what he was doing. You're telling me Charlize Theron was in that room as an unknown and didn't get the same treatment as the other one? She's beautiful. Harvey took his swings, but she's not going to say, yeah, I broke down and I slept with Harvey and I got a role. And she's not saying that she made it. So she doesn't want people to know that there was that. If I'm just. You speculate. I'm not saying that actually happened. I'm just saying she wouldn't. So the superstars are the ones who actually don't talk. Probably did pretty well. The ones that are talking are the ones that had rough goes, the ones.

[John Holmberg]

That didn't make it.

[Larry McFeely]

Right. And so there's a P. Diddy girl out there that's famous because of P. Diddy that got peed on and hated it, but ended up getting the deal and then running with it. I'm sure. Well, I mean, look at, you know, the Dr. Dre and Snoop and all those guys and stuff. They had a few of those girls. Snoops had a few. I'm sure Snoops had some people pee on girls or do something weird to him in front of them. And like, they became the cat dogs.

[Brady]

Only imagine the death row days.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

The stuff you'd have to do just to be. There's a line in a ludicrous song, you the reason or I'm the reason you're in vip. Like, he's telling her, you're going to do everything I say or you're leaving. And you can get. A lot of people do. You've seen starstruck people that are like, oh, my God, if I piss Ludacris off, I can't Be in vip. I'll do anything they ask. That's the vibe I'm getting from this growth. Doesn't make it right. But there's some personal responsibility that goes with that too, where you have to have some internal fortitude and some pride and basically say, look, I'll find another route to fame rather than to have craigslist prostitutes pissing on me. That's just. It just doesn't seem like something I could. And I didn't realize craigslist prostitutes had that kind of pull. That's the. I figure I always think of that kind of stuff as like really kind of seedy, bad apartments. The nights in. That's where craigslist prostitutes go. I didn't really think craigslist prostitutes could roll into a diddy party and. And fit in, you know?

[Brady]

Yeah. Because you get it. You think there'd be a couple of. Oh, no.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. A couple of these crackies that would walk, you know?

[John Holmberg]

There probably were.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I'm sure.

[Larry McFeely]

Maybe they turned them away. That could be. Anyway, it's fun to watch, that's for sure. And I'm enjoying. I'm enjoying every bit of the. The follow ups. So we'll see if. If the diddy stuff's bad.

[John Holmberg]

Well, how many pisses would you take before you finally said, all right, that this ain't working? I'm out?

[Larry McFeely]

What? I mean, what's the prize? Like, am I promising dealers?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Connections.

[John Holmberg]

And you're gonna GM the.

[Larry McFeely]

You're gonna. You know, that's the. The route I'm on.

[Brady]

Would you let it continue in order to keep the spot?

[Larry McFeely]

But it's just the problem. We're gonna make you the gm. You got what it takes. And you're watching a person like the kingmaker tell you you've got what it takes. Stick with me. Stick. Come on, let's go to a party. And you get pissed on. You're like, oh, that was weird. But you know what? I guess that's how this world works. I mean, the first response would probably be like, I'm. I'm a bumpkin, so I'm probably not knowing how this world works. And now I've seen a little. I got a little insight. And then the next time you're like, I got peed on. This party got crazy. And the next time you're like, how come I'm the only one getting peed on all the time? And then you realize you're just a toy.

[Brady]

Outweigh everything. That's just.

[Larry McFeely]

Sure. You get blinded by two minutes out of your day.

[John Holmberg]

The carrot. Leading them on.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, it's the stick in the carrot. So how many times do I get peed on? I don't know. Yeah, but in my brain, do I tell everybody afterwards, hey, I got peed on, and I'm still. I'm still a waiter. I mean, that's on me.

[John Holmberg]

Wouldn't let that happen. Are you kidding me?

[Larry McFeely]

I mean, you come to work every day smelling like a urinal. And that Bill would. Bill. If you got pissed on with the promise of the future, but you still were a waiter. And Bill Osborne, my old boss, was your boss. After a while, he'd. No, because he would have been at one of the parties. I watched you get pissed on last night, Johnny. That was adorable. By the way, here's a whole bunch of urinal cakes. You're gonna need these because you stink. I want you to have that nice floral scent. Here. Put this over your face. It's a pee pad.

[John Holmberg]

It's a sandalwood.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Now you smell. It's a nice cake. Keep this in your pocket because you smell like piss. Yeah, I. It's an odd thing. I don't know. I can't answer the question of how many until I draw a line. But I. I don't know that I put myself in that spot in the first place. I. You know, I'm not above the idea of, like, the boss says, hey, we got to do this. And you're gonna. You're the. You're the next super. I'm like, I'll do whatever he says. And next thing you know, you're at a party and people are going crazy. I'm like, this is his. These are his parties. I'm now part of his lifestyle. You can get intoxicated by something like that.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Trip's gonna do that to some of our part timers.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm sure Tripp did that in Los Angeles. Look, in LA when Tripp was running Kroc. Oh, yeah. Johnny Vella, you're a star. I'm gonna take you in the back room now. I'm gonna put some pee in your mouth, and you're gonna take Holmberg's job someday. Really, sir? Yeah. Open wide. Ooh. Don't spill a drop. You're my golden boy. Yeah, I'm sure in Kroc days in Los Angeles, what? Tripp was running that thing in the early 90s, all the way through the early 2000s, when, I mean, they were huge.

[Brady]

The Christmas parties got a little out of hand.

[Larry McFeely]

Positive Trip Pete on a Radio Starlet, I don't think. Ah, come on, Trip. Come on. He's LA King. He was a king. He's got his name on the wall at the Sardis or whatever that place is downtown.

[Brady]

It's true.

[John Holmberg]

Come here.

[Larry McFeely]

Ricky Rackman, he was a king. Oh, Rackman took a beating. Rackman Corolla for a little bit until he stood up for himself. I'll take one more pissing trip. That's it. And you piss on me one more time, I'm getting 11 bucks an hour. We got a deal. Bend over, Corolla. You're getting one in the old Chattahoochee. All right, now you can piss in my crack one more time. Reeb, you want to host Loveline or not? God damn it. Yeah, all right. Let me cover that mop of hair. All right, you can Johnson and Johnson my hair one time, Trip, and I get love line. Yeah, call Rackman. I gotta fire him my own special way. Rackman, you're not funny unless you're covered in my pee. Interesting. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna go on a limb. What, Trip at a free coffee, pissed on Corolla. I'm pretty sure of. I'm almost positive of it. And I bet you Tripp got a little drunk with power there in the 90s at Kroc. And there was some girl that was like, smoking 90s hot. Kevin Bean, she's your new co. Host. And like, for two weeks this girl was in there. And then Kevin and Bean Pete on Starlight. Yeah, Starlet.

[Brady]

Starlet.

[Larry McFeely]

Starlight is from the boys. You don't want her in there and piss her off. She'll blow the whole place up. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he had some LA juice. The guy was. He's a powerhouse over there at that country club in Bel Air. And you know, I peed on Corolla once. I want him to tell me that. Yeah. You ever tell you about the time I peed on Adam? Yeah. Yeah. All right, Tripp, that's enough. No, I had a lot of water today. Oh, great. It's almost as if you do it on purpose. Now you're just drinking Evian. By the gallon.

[Brady]

Asparagus now.

[Larry McFeely]

God, he had an asparagus salad. So la. And that. Yeah. Now I'm gonna have to give you my asparagus. I call it. You hear him walking down the hall. Oh. Lock the door. Trip's. Tripp's gotta go to the bathroom and he's wandering away from the men's door. He's coming towards me. Hi. Host of Loveline. All right. Where I'm pretty sure Tripp did it. Brady doesn't like to think of that because he shook hands with the man. Those days are over. It was a different time. Parties were huge. I'd been to parties before where stuff started to get out of hand and I left. You know, I've been to parties where. And this is even famous people time to go. You see some dude lining up guns. I've been to plenty of those weird parties where the host just suddenly breaks out his collection of guns. And I. That's happened a few times. I'm like, oh, we gotta go. This one's about to go haywire. I have been to parties where there have been live sex shows. Oh, you know, I don't think they were intentional. They just started to happen. This guy named Sam just started having sex with a girl on a coffee table in an apartment in Mesa. That happened. I've seen that. Where parties get really crazy. And, you know, for a while there, high school, the parties would get nuts, and there'd always be a girl who took her shirt off. And she did at every party. Yeah, there's always. Yeah, always the girl who did the naked topless thing. Brady had that even in family parties. His aunt did it once.

[John Holmberg]

Man.

[Larry McFeely]

But I've never been to one where, you know, it. You know, I've, you know, seen the cocaine kick out. I've seen that. And I usually leave. I'm like, this is usually my sign to go. I'm not. But again, I think that's just because I have boundaries with the promise of superstardom or, you know, and, you know, look, if I'm in the room and it's, you know, Terry Bradshaw and Jack Lambert and Ben Roethlisberger and Steelers greats all over the place, and they break out a mountain of cocaine and start peeing on people hanging around for a while. I'm gonna be there for that. I'm gonna stick around. Am I gonna do a little Tootski? If Ben's persuasive enough, I might breach that. I've never done it before. You ever snort coke? Not with you, Ben Roethlisberger. Let's. Let's go. I'm Colombian tonight. Yeah. Because then I'm friends with Ben, and the next thing you know, I'm Ben's, like, podcast host. I don't know who. I don't know how to get that deal. I get drunk with that. So it kind of makes you wonder what may have gone down in the old Days of Z Rock here in town. Maybe you need to ask. McFeely said. Is that where his name is from? No, Larry McFeely took his name from Mr. Rogers. Prior to that, he was Uncle Friday. Another one from Mr. Rogers. But, yeah, I mean, I could. I could probably be peer pressured into some Steeler cocaine parties with the guys. I passed up an evening with a beautiful person talking to a stealer unknown named Nolan Harrison. Yeah, yeah. No, Harrison said it. Yeah, I don't remember his name, but he was the defensive end for the Steelers in the mid-90s, and I ran into him at a thing.

[John Holmberg]

Is that a jersey you're donating, by the way?

[Larry McFeely]

And a girl. No, I never got that. A girl dressed as a cowgirl was at this party we were at, and she came up and asked me if I wanted to dance. And I looked at her and I said, I'm talking with Nolan Harrison. And she's like, huh? And he goes, you need to go dance with her, man. And I would say, had, like, cowboy boots and this tiny skirt and this little bra. She was gorgeous. She remember turning my head going, go away. I'm talking Steelers football with a dude who was in the.

[John Holmberg]

He told you to get away from her.

[Larry McFeely]

Why didn't you do that? And I'm like, I. I don't know, because I was drunk with Steelers talking this year. I don't know. I just want to get real close to you. He was talking about the 1990s. Like, the Broncos and Steelers AFC championship game. Nolan's not done yet. He and Jason Gildner are having the time of their lives in this.

[John Holmberg]

As long as you promise to be right here when I come back.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, you. Don't you move. No. You want to dance with us? Come on. Can Nolan dance, too? Who say Harrison or it's not Richardson. I think that was a coach of Arkansas. Dude was a beast. And we got to judge some contest together. I don't know. I didn't know why he was there. And for some reason, I made a wisecrack on the mic and this cowgirl liked it. She came. I didn't want it. She'd probably. That's more proof that listening to country music makes you retarded. Just because she took a liking to me without having, like, on sight, like, she had bad vision, too. Turned it down. No.

[Brady]

You have the cutest little nose.

[Larry McFeely]

Thank you. Now please go away, slut. Talking to this guy, and he told me mid the. Why you need to go dance with her? Like, shh. Okay, back to it. You and Jason Gilden are running there. You're running a fire zone. What's. What's in your brain right there? Who are you? Who do you. Who's in front of you? Who do you have to beat? Who's coming at you? All right, anyway, Terrell Davis is in the backfield. Oh, this is good stuff. Dude, that girl's naked. She's standing behind you naked with a sign that says me. Shut up, man, will you, please? You're distracting Nolan. The story's fantastic.

[Brady]

It was cold that day.

[Larry McFeely]

It was a freezing January day. Speaking of freezing, that girl's nipples could cut glass, and you're not even looking at him. Nolan, enough. You're distracted. This is why you didn't beat the Broncos. Anyway, so we've all had our moments where something makes us drunk with what we want. And Ed Nolan said, wanna go to the parking lot and do some cocaine? I'll introduce you to Ben Rothenberg. Okay. I think I'm gonna follow you for a while. I might not do the coke, but I'm gonna be part of it. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

The.

[Larry McFeely]

The girl. My friend Brett from Tony Roman was just reminded the girl that the. The. The Everything I Do Brian Adams girl. She was the. She was the girl that took her shirt off at parties before I met her. Well, no, I knew her, but I hadn't started dating her yet. But her shirt came off.

[John Holmberg]

Does she continue to do that? Once.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm sure of it. Once. Well, not when we were together. She was pretty good when we were together. Like, as far as the slutty stuff that seemed to be only exclusive to me, the parties. Her shirt stayed on. Like when she was in a. In a relationship, she was committed to the idea that she wasn't gonna show her cans to everybody. But when she was single, everybody got a look, and they were nice. And she would leap off. She always found something to leap off of into water. Always. And topless. And I fell in love with that. I like that quite a bit.

[Brady]

It pictures me like you were the guy in Bull Durham.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I was.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. The religious guy that didn't know what he was getting into. Yeah. I was naive. Oh, I was naive. And then this thing shows up, and it's like, I didn't even know you could put a finger in someone.

[Brady]

I'm gonna marry you.

[Larry McFeely]

I didn't know. I didn't know butts. I didn't know fingers fit in there. I honestly just now found that out. Oh, they fit. There's all sorts of stuff fits in there. Well, we're gonna test that theory, sister. But yeah, she taught. She was an angel in disguise. I think it was a good run. And then, you know, I mean, talk about ego boost. You turn a girl like that into somebody that's chasing you around and sending you Bryan Adams music, I'm sure you're doing it. You son of a bitch. You're looking at your computer screen and you get. When the girl who takes her shirt off at parties is crying and plagiarizing Bryan Adams and sending you letters. Your D grows three sizes. This thing must be magic. Yeah, you're a jerk. I had a guy who emails us all the time. He's going through cancer treatment right now. And he said, I was sitting there and he's got my cancer treatment. He's like. He said, it takes 10 minutes. It's just, you know, you go through this assembly line of getting your treatment. They said, but they play music. And he said, this came on and he said, I was the only guy in cancer treatment laughing his ass off, thinking of me reading that love letter, going, what the hell?

[John Holmberg]

I've heard this word.

[Larry McFeely]

I know these words. Then she sent me a voicemail. You know, Tommy used to work on the docks. Union's been on stage, so he's down on his luck.

[Brady]

It's tough.

[Larry McFeely]

So tough. What are you doing anyway? Do you remember Gina? She works in the diner all day. She works for her man for love. She was a plagiarist.

[John Holmberg]

She tell you every rosette. It's thorn too.

[Larry McFeely]

Don't get me started on that song. My friend who I won't say his name, it's Mark Stebbings, the CEO of National bank of Arizona. We were in his 86 Toyota or 86 Prelude on Alma School and Guadalupe, and he and his girlfriend Tiffan had just broken up. And every rose has its thorn came on. We had our shirts off and he started crying like, oh, wait a minute.

[John Holmberg]

You guys had your shirts on.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, it was the 80s and the Dukes of Hazzard was still on our minds. And Luke and, you know, used to do it all the time. But this song came. He had it on tape. He. He put it in. He had the cassette, the single. And he puts the cassette in his 86 prelude and start. Starts screaming I love you, Tiffany out the window. And he's crying and I'm like, I don't think he knows I'm here. I think you forgot I'm in the car. That's what he said. Sir song My boys lost it.

[John Holmberg]

The worst part is when he Dropped you off and dancing. You two idiots rolling up with your shirts off, playing this.

[Larry McFeely]

My dad's in the window. What the is going on?

[Brady]

Stayed in the driveway for one more time. Playing. Just sitting in the driveway.

[Larry McFeely]

Debbings is a Peter puffer, too. I thought he was gonna straighten my boy out. He seems like a real boy. Look at him out there half naked, listening to Elvis Costello or something. What is that? Why is that one crying? Did my boy just break up with Stebbings? I didn't even think of Dan. He'll pick you up for school tomorrow. Ye.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Larry McFeely]

Dry your eyes. I'll see you tomorrow. Did you and Steppings break up? No, dad. Why?

[Brady]

Cause it looked a hell of a.

[Larry McFeely]

Lot like a breakup from the window. The big one was crying. You got a love song going. Your shirts are off. You're not allowed to see that boy anymore. You can't tell me how to see dad. Oh, Christ. I got two daughters.

[John Holmberg]

He was begging for the Mexicans to show up.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, it was. That's probably pretty true, but every rose has a thorn. Always gets me. Because Stebbings was. He was sobbing. I didn't know what that was about. I had never experienced love and loss at that age.

[John Holmberg]

Do you believe.

[Larry McFeely]

Wait.

[Brady]

That's the guy I work for at the bank?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Oh, if you work for a guy named Mark Stebbings at the bank, just casually walk by. Yeah, just walk by and just like, hey, Mr. Stebbings, how's today? What's going on? What are you guys doing? Tim Johnson. You triggered. No, I'll be in my office for a little bit. Profits are down. The banking industry is dying. I'll be right back. I love you.

[Brady]

Tiffany opens up his mini bar in the office.

[Larry McFeely]

It still stinks. Yeah. If you work over there, if you even have a meeting with him today, just wander in his office and start singing, and he's just gonna go. 8. Hate Holmberg so much. He's the big fat guy in the office.

[John Holmberg]

Do you still remind him of that moment? Have you brought that?

[Larry McFeely]

He's denied that it happened, and I know that. I think he blocked it out because it was so bad, but it was real.

[John Holmberg]

So when he jumps in a Jeep, you don't have it cranked up every once in a while?

[Larry McFeely]

I haven't. I haven't. You know what? I need to. I need to remember this. All right, turn it off.

[John Holmberg]

He'll. He'll keep your shirt on, Mark.

[Larry McFeely]

Here's how I know it's true.

[Brady]

You got to do it when the Sound system in the golf cart.

[Larry McFeely]

That's not bad. But I don't know if he's. A cassette tape in there. I don't know if I can Bluetooth the. I'll do it.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, you can.

[Larry McFeely]

No, I don't know his golf cart. Oh, Art, like, when we're. If we go. He's got.

[Brady]

If you're in it.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. It's going to take a lot of thought and planning of that. I have to do it when he's launching.

[John Holmberg]

Worth it.

[Larry McFeely]

Can't do it in front of us. I can do in front of his boy. I can't do it in front of his family. That would be. Wow. Well, he'll be. I just don't want to put him through that because, you know, his wife would start asking, like, how come you never cried like that over me? Oh, God, here we go.

[Brady]

Here we go.

[Larry McFeely]

I know it's. It's. I know he knows it's real. Like, we all have that friend you have that story with that no one can talk about, but you kind of give him a wink and an elbow. I know he knows it's real because if I. If I have mentioned it in the past, like, all right, all right, all right. That never happened. I'm like, you don't even know what I was gonna say. What do you mean that never happened? Look. Goddamn CEO of a bank. People can't know that I'm a stabbing baby. I'm in business magazines. Oh, yeah. Are your eyes all puffy?

[Brady]

Don't go in there right now.

[Larry McFeely]

Why?

[Brady]

Boss is crying.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, boss is crying over something. Yeah. It's great stuff. But if you work over there at the bank, just pop by Mark's office and knock him down with some poison. If you know Brett Michaels at all. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We. We could get a hold of Brett Michaels and have him bring that. I'll pay him to bring the acoustic guitar and just walk through Mark's office and things.

[John Holmberg]

Can you imagine?

[Larry McFeely]

Why did you do that? That's dumb. It doesn't even bother me. Still funny to me. That was more for me than anyone else. Anyway. Blue Prelude. Yeah. 86 Blue Prelude stick shift. Before they changed the body style, too. They were ugly. And then he wrecked it and he got a new one that was maroon, equally as ugly and disgusting, but. And then they got back together like, a week later. All that sobbing and stuff. And they were like, a week. I was the one who had to take the brunt of extreme of best friend crying. And then, you know, to be fair, you know, four or five years later, there I was crying, but not in front of people. That's embarrassing. I certainly didn't have my shirt off after a rousing game of basketball. And the drive home turned into a tear fest because we went by her house and the Taco Bell you guys used to walk to.

[John Holmberg]

She drove by a couple times.

[Larry McFeely]

No, we didn't.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. You didn't do drive by?

[Larry McFeely]

Not that time, no. Okay. That was a straight shot home. I'm crying. That's fun. Anyway, let's get a Wake up song. 585-9800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake Up.

[Brady]

Hey, it's not weird.

[Larry McFeely]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Brady]

No membership fees.

[Larry McFeely]

I have heard enough of this.

[Brett Toledo]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Brett Toledo]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[John Holmberg]

Hey, Byron. I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns, Brett.

[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Larry McFeely]

It's John Holmberg here. Time to talk about TV's Doug Hopkins of My Home Group and Doug hopkins.com, tV's Doug Hopkins. He has built and established his brand and company in a way that just has no competition. Doug's been here for a long time. He set the Standard for over 25 years and he just keeps getting better. And that said, if you want to sell your house for cash to Doug as is, he'll make you that offer. Start the process online. Doughns.com or listen to the Doug Hopkins singers. Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. That's twice. That's twice. That was even better than the first one. We got to stop having so much fun off the air. God, this show's good when you guys aren't on it. Man, oh, man. Sorry.

[John Holmberg]

You only knew what you're missing.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, you never know. What if we could trust you? All of you. And think about that. What I just said. I know you guys can me trust. Trust us. Trust me. There's a couple of nuns out there listening sticks. Almost their sticks leaning on their ass. You say the wrong thing, that stick goes all the way in. And the stuff we say between the breaks is the wrong thing. I get you should have seen. I thought Tripp was going to cry like Stebbings. I said, you know what I'm thinking is putting cameras in the studio and allowing you guys finally. Oh, oh. His hands went in the air. Like I just told him, Jesus is real. Oh. Oh, no. I mean, if you put cameras in there, we have a whole new avenue revenue streams. We're not gonna do it. Yeah, because of. Yeah, yeah. And they started to whack it.

[Brady]

Cameras.

[Larry McFeely]

Corolla. But yeah. So I said that it. But man, he'd have moments like what we just had. That's some canceling stuff going on right there. And it wasn't even that bad. It wasn't even a bad word. Yeah, it was actually. It was. That was. Yeah, it was. That's right. Couldn't go anywhere. People are. Somebody went to the Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson concert last night. Text me.

[Brady]

I had a friend ask me about going tickets.

[Larry McFeely]

This guy says, I went to the Dylan and Nelson cricket theater. I don't know what they call it anymore. I'm going with that. Bob Dylan sat behind the piano and you couldn't see him. Didn't even have lighting on him. And he sounded incredible. There is zero lights. There was no way that was him at 83 years old. I said it reminded me when Ozzy had the background singer doing all the work because he was. He couldn't do it anymore. You could hear people chanting during the show. Show your face. He played a few songs, ended his set and was done. Willie Nelson comes out. Was great. Actually stood in the light so you could see him. I was wondering if you've been emailed or heard anything along those lines, Adam. I have not.

[Brady]

I heard one thing about Willie Nelson that they're saying.

[Larry McFeely]

We said we were talking about that last week though.

[Brady]

Okay. That's where.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And was that true? Does he.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, yeah, the deal was we were backstage at the Pavilion for you fest and talking to the people there and I said, man, it's a hall from the rooms to here, isn't it? And like it's not. We got Willie Nelson. We got Willie Nelson in a week. And he won't. He refuses to use a wheelchair because he doesn't want people to see that. And we got to try to figure out how to get him on stage through all the, you know, the. There's people running around and wires and all that. We got to get them on stage without making him look feeble.

[Brady]

He's 90, 97 years old and one stumble.

[Larry McFeely]

Right. You're done. Right. But again, you know, and then so I look at this, you know, being told about the Willian. I didn't know Dylan was part of that show. Yeah, that was just Willie.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

So you go to a show where the combined age is 175 of the two performers. Expect poor lighting and be grateful for poor lighting. Expect vocal tracks and be grateful for vocal tracks. You don't want to hear an 80 year old man singing for real. And then Willie can do it because he never had like he. He was interesting to begin with with his cadence and his stuff. And you're there to hear the flaws in Willie's music. Music. Willie's music is emotion. Bob Dylan's is just. What's the word I'm looking for?

[John Holmberg]

Garbage.

[Larry McFeely]

Garbage. Yeah, that's it. That's the one. I'm thinking. So, yeah, when you hear his music, just be grateful it isn't him.

[Brady]

It's whiny talking.

[John Holmberg]

The only time I like his songs is when other people do them.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, me too.

[John Holmberg]

This is Jimi Hendrix, you know.

[Larry McFeely]

So can we get the black guy to do that one? That's. Are you all right? Turn the lights off and play the record. Just show me a silhouette of the dude in the hat. Nothing better than watching Bob Dylan in that We Are the World documentary where he's trying to sing. You realize Bob Dylan can't sing. We just need you to say take a brighter yeah. Just you and me. That's your only. Yeah, you and me. Nope, that's not what you need. Just you and me. Amen. No, we need you to say words need you to enunciate a little bit. Maybe somebody else to do this. No, we're gonna let you do it. White James Brown.

[Brady]

And it's. It stands out pretty good in that song.

[Larry McFeely]

All right. And they were at the end of it after Bob stood in there, they cleared the room. All the celebrities had to leave because Bob was nervous. I'm like, he's not a superstar. He's a. That's right. I hope he's waking up to this. He's been up since three. He's probably eating lunch. If you go to a Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson concert in 2025, first off, I'd lost that bet in the 90s that that ticket would be available. Second, what did you expect? Yeah, pyrotechnics, light show, dancing. Yeah. You're getting a 90 year old man behind a piano. Got good, very tight and then he leaves. I'm surprised the show was at night. It should have been like an early bird. Like should have started 4 o' clock and Willie goes out and he does crazy and to all the girls and a couple other. Willie's great live, but I don't know. 90 something year old Willie is Georgia, like, all right, that's just do the one word that we know. On my mind. That's good.

[John Holmberg]

Next, on the Road again.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, no, on the road again. Testimony. Don't Mamas, don't let y' all. This is great. He's just giving us the one line from every song. Let's get out here. We'll be home by 7.

[John Holmberg]

Well, maybe Dylan just woke up. It was, you know, nine o' clock last night. It was still dark out.

[Larry McFeely]

So yeah, I got another email says, yeah, Bob Dylan. I could not see at all. Willie Nelson was roughing, but he's an icon. He can barely speak the songs. His son was incredible on the guitar.

[Brady]

He was rough when I saw him. 30 years.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I saw him. Geez, that was probably 20. It's rough. Like oh, so many. He's flooded. Somebody needs to wind him up.

[Brady]

Bob's getting slapped by Engelbert this morning.

[Larry McFeely]

Wake up. Yeah, and Engelbert's 90 and he's coming in. Says Dylan sounded great, but I never saw him the whole time, not even on the big screen. It was just dark up there wherever he was. Well again, be grateful. A well lit man in his late 80s is never good. I like a poorly trying to be.

[John Holmberg]

Maynard now or something.

[Larry McFeely]

A dimly lit octogenarian. I think that's the better way. I don't want to see Them in fluorescence. That means we're at the doctor. Yeah. I don't like people. I don't like my dad. I like. My dad's 78. I like seeing him in dim lighting because it doesn't. Doesn't show me the horrors of aging right in front of me. I remember what that guy used to look like when he was in his prime. My dad still looks good for 78, but in the right lighting, I'm sure he would horrify me like some sort of a future corpse. I don't want to see that. You saw it with your dad. After a while, it's like, jesus, he's turning gray. Like, they start showing. And then you see him in dark. You're like, there he is. That's the guy. I remember you got a spotlight on an old man. It's.

[John Holmberg]

Or when the older stripper gets on stage and the lights start dimming down.

[Brady]

Me bring him down.

[Larry McFeely]

And then, of course, you. Why she's stripping to Dylan. This chick's 90. Remember yesterday, the conversation we had when I. I think they put weed in the vents? And I had the thought in my head that I wondered if bees knew that they only got one shot?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah. And we had a, you know, a debate about it. Like, do bees. Are they born with the innate knowledge that they only get one stem? I grew up in bee culture. It's called apiculture. Apiculture, is that right? Most bees definitely make decisions based on the fact that they only get one sting. Honeybees especially, they're generally brained to be computers programmed to do one single thing and then die. Bumblebees are the same to a certain extent. But, yes, I think, having been around bees my entire year, that bees know they only get one and they use it wisely. Fenton. Fenton, the beekeeper. The former beekeeper. He grew up around bees.

[Brady]

It's guaranteed. You touch the hive, the couple are gonna stand. I'm ejecting.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Oh, you get too close. Yeah, yeah. I mean.

[Brady]

I mean, like, yeah, that's. That's a obvious threat.

[Larry McFeely]

That'S threatening to the hive.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

But just out and about. They'll bang into you, and you're like, you're lucky, son of a bitch. Like, they know. Like, they know.

[Brady]

Not like, yeah, you haven't done anything.

[Larry McFeely]

If they're in the flowering at it, oh, sure, they're gonna be like, oh, he's gonna swing at the queen. Like, their computer brains go, danger, danger. He knows where I live. If they're at the flowers and just Bump into them. They're like, it's cool. Yeah, we're good. They know. Don't piss me off. I got a trigger.

[Brady]

Well, if you tried to step on.

[Larry McFeely]

Me now, well, you know, it's just easier. You're gonna kill him.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Larry McFeely]

And he's going to use it. But in his brain he has to think, this is it. I got to use it. It's a cyanide pill. Essentially. It's that I got to break this. I'm going to die from it. But everybody's dying with me. Like, if I'm not, if I'm not comfortable, nobody's comfortable.

[John Holmberg]

Jim Jones now or what?

[Larry McFeely]

So, yeah, they basically kind of have that. Like, we're under a lot of pressure. They, David Koresh Bees and David Crush had the same brands, like app. Too much pressure. We got to use the, the, we got to do it. We got to end this.

[Brady]

So another follow up. Oh, discussion yesterday. Oh, you're putting challenge. I had lunch with Steve Jones.

[Larry McFeely]

I've got a whole crew from a TV station willing to do this. Is he in?

[Brady]

Oh, he would do it. But he goes, I, he surprised me because we started talking about it and he's like, you realize if you three putt every hole.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You're 18 under, you're not going to do that. You take that out of the equation. He goes, you got four par fives.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You have five putts. So even if you do four putts, right. That's four under.

[Larry McFeely]

We're talking.

[Brady]

You're going to be under on that round.

[Larry McFeely]

He goes, I just, we're talking about a pro green, right.

[Brady]

So I asked him.

[Larry McFeely]

He knows for sure. He's like, we wouldn't sniff 80 just walking out on the Masters the week of just putting.

[Brady]

And we, we, no way. We talked about it. He thinks, you know, under. He's like, I, I think you're going to still go around four or five under because he's, you've got, you've got 12 par fours.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay. But Tiger won the Masters at 21 under one year.

[Brady]

Yeah, it was.

[Larry McFeely]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brady]

So you're in the, you're only 16.

[Larry McFeely]

At four under a day.

[Brady]

And he goes, you know, you do factor in because he's like, number seven. He was going over the holes in the guest house and I go, if we were to film it here.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Where would you go?

[Larry McFeely]

Tpc. He said, greyhawk or Outlaw Gray?

[Brady]

Greyhawk has, let's do it. Raptor has some stuff and let's do this. Got that guy at Greyhawk that.

[Larry McFeely]

Because without. Here's the other thing. A pro without pressure of a crowd or a tournament.

[Brady]

And that's the.

[Larry McFeely]

He's going to knock. He's going to knock the Masters course down. Like, he's going to have a good round.

[Brady]

He also said, I mean, like the greens at Mesa Country Club, the new.

[Larry McFeely]

They're horrible. I played their cover.

[Brady]

They're all raised remembers. It's like it's added six strokes at.

[Larry McFeely]

Least because I had a decent brown goal, but I couldn't hit a green.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

To chip up. And you can't win that thing. I think there's tons of. I think this is. This has legs. This is a. The guy at CW that listens emailed over.

[Brady]

You know, do nine holes.

[Larry McFeely]

Do the whole goddamn thing. You could cave in. The guy at CW said he would gladly put a team together. He loved it. It's a brilliant idea. He text Broomhead and Jolene downstairs. We got a guy who would do it in a second, film it, edit it, do all that. It's a good idea. It's a good show. That outlaw course we played that time with that guy with physical Tourettes.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

And he kept saying, if you're six feet to the right of the pin, you're going off the green. If you're 8ft to the left of it, you're going off the green and there's no coming back. And I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, if you go down in that thing, just pick your ball up. You can't chip up from there like it's eight feet. And he goes, trust me. It'll roll right off every time. And he was right because mine went in that thing. I chipped perfectly. Rolled right back to me. I'm like. I was getting it next to the hole. Rolled right back to me. So you can't put it on from there.

[Brady]

Like how I was kind of in between after talking with Steve. Like, I'm thinking, you know, because a lot of times the. I'm not a bad putter.

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[Brady]

But you factor in all those, you know. You know, there'll be a couple of holes where you putt it off the green.

[Larry McFeely]

You go to putt putt golf sometimes. And four.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

And it's 17ft. Trust me, it's got legs. I had a guy who said his dad was a pro and played Augusta a few times. Not like a PGA pro, but a pro pro. Got to play on there and told him. He said, you wouldn't touch 100 putting on the greens when they're in Augusta master shape, he goes, it's. It's ice. It's from the furthest distance. Can't do it. I said, you're going to miss a bunch of short ones. There's no gimmes. You're going to miss a bunch, even two footers. Yep. And you're going to piss yourself off with the inch tap ins that count as your fifth stroke. It's got legs. Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

It be. It'd be fun to see.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Cuz how often when I played with you, and I know you do it too, just for time's sake and whatever. You got a four foot. Is that a gimme? It's inside the stick. The shadow of the stick. It's eight feet. Sometimes the shadow's a little long.

[Brady]

If you want to golf and get a decent score by three or four, our buddy Brew. Yeah, the Brew gimmes are huge. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

If. If the foot. Or the foot. If the putt is within your body distance. Like if you could lay down and you're taller than the putt, it's in. And those are the ones that people struggle with. Oh, this has legs. This has legs bags.

[John Holmberg]

Can anyone play Augusta when they're not doing that stuff? I mean, can you? Okay. So you can.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, no, not anyone.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. I thought so. It's like.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's incredibly invited by a member.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, okay. All right. Super exclusive. Yeah. You have to know. God.

[John Holmberg]

So it's not going to the Raven or something like that?

[Larry McFeely]

No. You can't just go plop down a few hundred bucks and round it. But they are playing golf there every day.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

And it's in.

[Brady]

And a lot of have played it, but you just, you know, you know someone that knows somebody.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

They get you.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. I also saw something yesterday, you know, speaking of this kind of stuff, good tv. And I'm thinking about that, like, what would be a fun thing? And I thought that would be fun, like a YouTube thing. Just like morning sickness challenges and we go do dumb things. This is one I'd like to try. I saw this. I saw the headline, and I'm like, oh, the lady hung by her hair. Not to death, but she did it on purpose. Breaks the Guinness record for hanging by her hair. 25 minutes, this lady had her hair on a rope tied to a tree branch. I don't know why they always do this stuff in, like, serene settings. And then she started spinning. And I'm like, oh, I wasn't impressed. She might weigh 90 pounds. I want fat lady.

[Brady]

Tell me what happens when it fails.

[Larry McFeely]

Like 25 minutes. Does your scalp rip off? Does the. Yeah, if it's an easy record to break. Because you just have to tolerate it for 25 minutes. It's not like your head comes off. You just have to start screaming, get me down. Get me down. So 25 minutes is the record. But she's a waif. There's nothing to her. Like, big deal. You gotta tend. She's got tons of thick hair. I'm like, you're fine. If fat lady hanging by her hair for 25 minutes. I'm watching that because that's a struggle.

[Brady]

Do weight losses. I like that.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Well, yeah, Heavyweight. Heavyweight hair hanging. And because I'm watching this lady in the middle of it, she starts doing Cirque du Soleil stuff. Because I've seen the Cirque du Soleil lady in Vegas.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Where she does acro that she's hanging by her hair and her face is all stretched up crazy. She looks like that thing that sits next to Beetlejuice in the waiting room at the end. And it's pretty amazing. She's doing spins. It's just by her hair.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You're not gonna have Amy Schumer up.

[Larry McFeely]

There, but I'd watch that blob have Amy Schumer doing stand up Fat. Stand Up Blob breaks record for most jokes. Hanging by her hair. And like, did like a 15 minute set.

[Brady]

Good record.

[Larry McFeely]

That's a great record. And then you start seeing like the seam of her hairline opening. There's a little blood because her head is like, she is gonna fall off. That's gonna scalp her. That's peril. This girl is. She didn't weigh a pound. I'm not impressed.

[Brady]

I wonder how long that 600 pound sister could hang.

[Larry McFeely]

The tree branch would break. Yeah, yeah.

[Brady]

Well, you take.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, she's got real thin hair too.

[Brady]

Steel.

[Larry McFeely]

She didn't have the thick hair you got. You'd have to do it. Yeah. An eye beam and like. Oh, you're making me think of it. I don't think the 600 pounds. She doesn't weigh 600 pounds anymore. She's just massive skin and bad, like, get your teeth fixed, lady.

[John Holmberg]

Is Gary Payton still with her?

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Larry McFeely]

She's free agent. She's a free. Yeah, he liked her better thick. I like my bitches.

[Brady]

She's active too, Brett.

[Larry McFeely]

I like. I like my bitches thick. I don't like him look like a melted candle. This bitch is Crazy. And you've spent all that time and all that money losing weight.

[Brady]

Got the full tlc.

[Larry McFeely]

Get your teeth fixed. You've got one tooth. Go get a. Something to put in there. Denture something. Anyway, so, yeah, the challenge of the golf thing is out there. I think that's a good idea. And I think, you know, this dude that offered to film and I think we could get a nice little 30 minute. It would be pretty awesome to watch that. But you have to walk the course.

[Brady]

Yeah, I said I'd probably play until we get up to the green.

[Larry McFeely]

No, not allowed. Oh, okay. No rhythm. Yeah, you have to just wait your turn until you've got a puck.

[Brady]

Get to the green.

[Larry McFeely]

No, like sweating in between. And so you got to just go to green, to green, green and wait for your guy to get up there. Jones would have to get up there. And again, told the story yesterday. Steve Jones out at the Raven, which is a fun course. Dude would have broke the course record had he taken any of it seriously. I'm eight under, like, unbelievable. It was amazing. So, yeah, be fun. Speaking of sports, great basketball last night. Amazing game. I'm gonna make the prediction now that the New York Knicks are gonna win the world championship. Not because of the best team, because after we watched the NBA rig the draft, there is no possible way that Indiana, who is now in the Eastern Conference finals, will beat New York and then play either Minnesota or Oklahoma City if Golden State gets through. Don't think that's going to happen. If Golden State gets through, they're fine. They need a major market. I can't imagine the ratings for Indiana versus Oklahoma City. I can't imagine how bad that's going to be. And NBA needs attention. So New York, congratulations, you're the world champions. I know that's probably going to happen.

[Brady]

I wonder how the ratings are right now.

[Larry McFeely]

Good. They're all right. They're not. They're not, you know, they're down from what they've been. But it's good. You got New York, Boston, San Francisco. You got some good stuff in there. When Cleveland and Oklahoma City were, you know, looking like they were going head to head, NBA was nervous. Luckily, Cleveland got bounced. Unfortunately, it was by Indianapolis. As far as TV marketing goes, I'm making a prediction now. If they can rig the entire draft as easily as they did just two nights ago to get Dallas there, make good. Forgiven La Luca. New York's going to win its championship. And plus, it's a great story for a year where the NBA ratings have been bad and the game has sucked. To have New York win a championship for the first time since the late 60s is going to make them. That's ratings by itself. Plus, you know, New York has 21 million people in its area. If you get a quarter or a fifth of the local audience, you've got more than what you would have watching, you know, Indiana play Oklahoma City. It's just not interesting. So congratulations. I'll say it right here. May 14, New York Knicks are the world champions. On your shot. Huh? It's. It's already done. They've got. They've already got in. Great. The trophy is. They've got the parade route planned.

[John Holmberg]

It's fandue odds and that. Have we checked?

[Larry McFeely]

Look at it because I guarantee you the. I can almost put this. I would write this in ink. The Knicks are going to win it.

[Brady]

All because the NBA can't afford August.

[Larry McFeely]

What that is. It does take a while. Yeah, it'll be Father's Day when it's all ending. It's a month from now. But bottom line is, barring something unforeseen like an injury that they can't predict, the Knicks are gonna. They're gonna be the world champs. And Suns fans, that's Mikel Bridges, so count on it. It's a nightmare to assume Oklahoma City or Indiana are world champs. It's just you still have Denver. That's not good either. But I think Oklahoma City gets past him and other stuff. Is that Ron? Well, how do you feel about this as a baseball fan? I know you're a Reds fan, so you probably like it, but as a baseball fan, Rob Manford, the commissioner of baseball, has decided that Pete Rose is allowed into the hall of Fame now. And as is Shoeless Joe Jackson. He's put in a couple of the band for life for gambling guys, which used to be the one main thing baseball was like. Look, we'll tolerate drugs, we'll tolerate drinking, we'll tolerate cheating, we'll tolerate corks in the bat. We'll tolerate you doing all sorts of stuff. You gamble, you're out. That was Kennesaw Mountain Landis. The old commissioner in the early 1900s said that has to end. Why? Because they were gambling so hard that they lo. The White Sox in 1918 decided, yeah, we're going to have ourselves a full on. They didn't pay the players, so they had to find ways to make money. And Shoeless Joe was banned for life?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Along with the other guys.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, there was a couple of them not banned for life, but a couple of guys weren't getting in the hall.

[Brady]

Of Fame, but everyone.

[Larry McFeely]

The whole team was.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

But everyone now is not only.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Right.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. All eight of them.

[Larry McFeely]

Tell me what you. As a baseball fan, as a guy who's a fan of the team that caused all this because the American League was invented. Because the National League was so corrupt with gambling that the. The was. Last name was white. Decided to say, I gotta start a different league. Like, you can't win in this one. It's all just gambling. It's. It's. There's no winners and losers. This is the most rigged thing I've ever been a part of. Started the American League. And then they started to do it.

[John Holmberg]

I. I mean, I. We all talked about this a long time ago. I saw this happening when. When Pete Rose dies, then they're gonna let him in. Because how can you not have the hit king in there?

[Larry McFeely]

Sure.

[John Holmberg]

I. I'm kind of against it. I'm just.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm totally against it.

[John Holmberg]

You know, it's.

[Larry McFeely]

Now that it's happened especially.

[John Holmberg]

And I would have loved to have seen Shoeless Joe in there because he was just such a dumb hillbill.

[Larry McFeely]

We only know that back in the day.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Larry McFeely]

Well.

[John Holmberg]

And I've read books and stuff like that too. Too. He was always supposed to be that dumb hillbilly.

[Larry McFeely]

They try to make Shoeless Joe a guy who just didn't know.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

But when you take the money and you're like, why did you take the money? And again, Shoeless Joe had a great World Series and hit and played the field.

[John Holmberg]

He did.

[Larry McFeely]

And he was.

[John Holmberg]

You look at his stats.

[Larry McFeely]

He.

[John Holmberg]

He wasn't really playing along.

[Larry McFeely]

No, he was hitting.380. Yeah. Like a dude was crushing the ball. But.

[John Holmberg]

But I'm against it. I mean, it's.

[Larry McFeely]

Aren't you complicated?

[John Holmberg]

You knew the rules going in, and.

[Larry McFeely]

You'Re collecting the money, knowing your team's doing it, you're losing games. Games as a competitor because your guys are throwing them. Yep. And in eight men out, a couple of the players went over to that pitcher and said, hey, you're taking the money, aren't you? He's like, it's none of your business. Go back to your position. He's like, God damn it. And then the other ones are like, well, if we're gonna throw the game, I might as well get mine too.

[John Holmberg]

Right?

[Brady]

So you're saying you're okay with.

[John Holmberg]

No, I'm against it. No, I'm against it. I be. No, I was saying that we talked about this a long time ago.

[Larry McFeely]

Saying that they're gonna.

[John Holmberg]

When he dies, they're gonna. They're gonna let him in.

[Larry McFeely]

The ultimate.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Charlie Hussle earlier.

[Brady]

All I had to do was say it.

[Larry McFeely]

They were trying to get admitting guilt. Yeah.

[Brady]

And then.

[Larry McFeely]

Bend the knee. Bend the knee.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[John Holmberg]

You're not wearing the jacket.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. And it's like, okay, okay, So I already know. So right now, it's basically. There's no. You know, it's letting your kids get away with everything, and they know deep down. It's like, oh, all the punishment is fake. If gambling's taboo, you need to keep it taboo.

[John Holmberg]

Manford's basically a Gilbert mom right now.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Y.

[Brady]

Well, if Shoeless Joe and Pete get in, it won't be until 2028.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Because they not have a. A. A weight.

[Brady]

They got to have the vote.

[Larry McFeely]

Right. But bottom line, I mean, on the.

[John Holmberg]

Stash, they should be. But they shouldn't be because they, you know, they gambled.

[Larry McFeely]

That's.

[John Holmberg]

That's the rule.

[Larry McFeely]

That's the law. The thing that's most important here, that.

[Brady]

We think it should be. I mean, like, the gambling. They did that. It's a punishment. Haven't they been punished? I mean, like, if you're. If it's illegal, you get caught for.

[Larry McFeely]

Gambling, you do the time, but your time was forever. Your punishment was forever.

[Brady]

I'm saying illegal, like, legally speaking.

[Larry McFeely]

But the message was for other players. It wasn't for them. It was like, okay, this is what happens.

[Brady]

You're gonna get banned for life.

[Larry McFeely]

You're not part of Major League Baseball ever.

[John Holmberg]

You knew going in.

[Larry McFeely]

You're forgotten. Your legacy's over.

[Brady]

All I know is it always feels like not so much Shoeless Joe, but Pete. People. A lot of people felt like, okay, that's enough. Or he. Well, he should be in.

[Larry McFeely]

He should be, but people think he should be in. But again, there's a lot of people, you know, O.J. simpson should be in jail, but he wasn't. There's a lot of should be ins in a lot of situations. You're like, okay, but he's not. Because this happened.

[Brady]

You know, murder doesn't ban you.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, it got you taken off of the ring of honor for the Bills and things. Like, he's still up and up thing.

[Brady]

He's in the hall.

[Larry McFeely]

They're not selling a lot of jerseys and. Yeah, and there's stuff about OJ But. And that was, you know, not football related. There's a lot of criminal activity that happened in football. But when they said it's forever to keep other people from doing it, they have to hold that standard.

[Brady]

But that's up to the commissioner.

[Larry McFeely]

Right. And I think this makes the commissioner a giant pussy. All the other commissioners upheld it, and now you got fanduel as a sponsor. So you look a little hypocritical to sit back and say, I've got all these gambling sites that are basically paying our bills. And we're saying no gambling for the players. But there's always been no gambling for the players. And gambling has been legal, not necessarily in every state or on your phone and stuff. But I think, again, the thing we learned here more than anything else, and I think this will ring true with everybody listening, I think we can all get on the same page here. Is that the most shocking and probably the most, I don't know, unexpected thing to come out of this is that Brett said he reads books. You read books? When did you read a book? Nobody, nobody believes that I've read.

[Brady]

I don't. I'm not buying that.

[Larry McFeely]

No way.

[John Holmberg]

It's very few and far between. Let me see.

[Brady]

It had to be.

[Larry McFeely]

He said he read books.

[John Holmberg]

No, I've read the Godfather.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. You've read the Godfather?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Why?

[John Holmberg]

I'll take the movie.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, yeah, because there's so many. Yeah.

[Brady]

So you didn't read it?

[John Holmberg]

No, I read it. No, I read the damn thing.

[Larry McFeely]

Italians say they read the Godfather. I did read that.

[John Holmberg]

Have I read the Bible? No, but I've read the Godfather is my Bible.

[Larry McFeely]

Italians say they read the the Godfather the same way Christians say they've read the Bible. I did not one of you read the Bible.

[John Holmberg]

But I admit it, it was brutal.

[Larry McFeely]

Why did you do that book?

[John Holmberg]

Cuz everybody's like, oh, the book's better than the movie.

[Larry McFeely]

That's never true.

[Brady]

I don't know. I don't know how.

[John Holmberg]

Did a hell of a job.

[Brady]

A chapter or two and I was like, this is nothing compared to saying it. I'm out.

[John Holmberg]

I'm saying it took probably six months for me to read the damn thing.

[Larry McFeely]

Good. Crazy. That's fast. For me.

[John Holmberg]

Only people reading puts me to sleep.

[Larry McFeely]

The only people. That's my problem. That's what it's designed to do. I know it does before bed. The, the only thing about the books being better than the movies, the only people who say that are readers who've wasted their time. That Game of Thrones thing cemented my feelings, but the show's nothing like the books. I'm like, you're just upset that they made a show that you can watch in an hour that covers your years of trying to follow this through. But it's ridiculous to say, and then.

[Brady]

You'Re not real fans. You haven't read the books.

[Larry McFeely]

Please.

[Brady]

On the of Thrones.

[Larry McFeely]

Look, I'm.

[Brady]

Oh, I've read the books.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm a big believer.

[John Holmberg]

Or those hobbit books and J.R. tolkin book.

[Larry McFeely]

The Lord of the Rings. Idiots work smarter, not harder. This is going to take me a month to read all this, and I can watch it in six hours and I get the bye. Well, you won't get all the nuance of the hobbits. And I'm like, I don't care if it got edited from the movie. It's because it wasn't a good part of the book. It wasn't necessary. This. The Lord of the Rings won, like Best Picture. Every time they, they farted. They cut out all the necessary parts. And those movies are too long. All I thought when I was watching Lord of the Rings was Jesus Christ, these books have to be brutal. You never read any of those?

[John Holmberg]

No, I did. I read the Godfather.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't buy it.

[John Holmberg]

I did.

[Larry McFeely]

You read up to the point where, like, I know what happens here.

[John Holmberg]

No, because there was a lot of stuff that they did leave out, but it wasn't, it wasn't very important.

[Larry McFeely]

Right. Did you skip Sonny's like, you just page through and Sonny gets shot up at the toll booth. Hang on. I read it. You read it. That's stupid. Well, yeah, that was the thing. I walked away from the Pete Rose conversation. Most surprised by that. Brett said he read books.

[John Holmberg]

You'd have lost that fandom.

[Larry McFeely]

I, I, I still don't. I, I still want an audit. I want an autopsy of that statement.

[Brady]

Godfather, Go, dog, go.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Larry McFeely]

What other books that you were for?

[John Holmberg]

The Big Red Dog, Curious George.

[Larry McFeely]

What books have you read that you weren't forced to read? By a teacher or someone. Someone else.

[John Holmberg]

The Godfather.

[Larry McFeely]

That's the only one I did read.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I did read, and I don't know the name of it. It was about. It was about the. The Black Sox. The. The Eight Men out book.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay.

[Brady]

Do you have any on the list that way?

[Larry McFeely]

Me?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Reading.

[Brady]

Yeah. That you didn't have to read because of school.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, the one I. Well, I don't count it as reading. I had it read to me was Victor Frankel's Man's Search for Meaning. I thought that was a fascinating.

[Brady]

Was it?

[Larry McFeely]

It was, yeah. Guy read it.

[John Holmberg]

Now there's no reason to read.

[Larry McFeely]

Exactly.

[John Holmberg]

You got audiobooks, if that.

[Larry McFeely]

And I did it double time. And that was more of a psychological, social. Almost a. I don't know, philosophy type thing. That wasn't a book about a story. I mean, the story's in there of this guy. And I read a couple of books about dogs after I've had a dog pass that people have given me in there, you know, and just because I'm in an emotional state, I'm doing things I don't normally do. I. That helped me through a couple of dogs dying. I haven't read many books. To Kill a Mockingbird, I read.

[Brady]

I did on my own that I really enjoy, and that was, you know, Chronicles of Narnia when I was.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, when you're a kid.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, kid books don't count because you don't know how horrible reading is because you're not allowed to get. And especially when you were a kid, couldn't rent videos. So, I mean, one or two books.

[Brady]

That, like, A Friend is Given or something like that, but.

[Larry McFeely]

Plus, Brady was a kid. There was no TV yet. There was just candlelight. You had to find something to pass the time.

[John Holmberg]

I. I remember when I was younger, like, I think in junior high or something, I love the movie Christine. And I tried to read the Stephen King book. Forget it.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I had to do a couple books.

[John Holmberg]

He is so wordy.

[Larry McFeely]

Too many words, man. This one's like, the books are nothing compared to the snobs that say, hey, if you watch the Last of Us. No, I beat the game already. I know how it ends. Like, yeah, video games are the new book. I already watched that. I know how it ends. Yeah, video game snobs act like they did something. But I'd rather play the video game game then read the book. Books are so much better than the movies. No, you're just someone who's willing to waste hours of your life.

[John Holmberg]

That's like when. Whenever you watch the director's cut, most of the time it's terrible. It's like, well, now I see why this stuff was edited out.

[Larry McFeely]

A whole bunch of stuff should have been gone.

[John Holmberg]

Did you see this one?

[Larry McFeely]

Cliff's notes are real for a reason. Donald Trump was behind the Pete Rose thing. I didn't read the article, so just says inside. Yeah, it's too much reading. Brett doesn't read. That's why I was shocked by the book thing. Insider claims Donald Trump pressured league into reinstating Pete Rose. There are a lot of people who want Pete in the hall of Fame, and I'm kind of torn. As a baseball fan, he's great. But he did manipulate the game with gambling. And there's no possible way you're telling me, oh, I always bet my team to win. You were the manager of the Reds when it was going on. You know, if you had a. If you had a bet where the Reds were supposed to win a game by four runs.

[Brady]

Runs never.

[Larry McFeely]

Always to win, you might put Dibble in there a little early to win, but there was no spread.

[John Holmberg]

That's a Reds fan talking there.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. I mean, you weren't. That's.

[Brady]

According to Pete.

[Larry McFeely]

You were paying like a cruddy Braves team that didn't have any of their pitching yet in the late 80s. You know, mop them up. We'll get them by seven tonight. Yeah, but I mean, you're up again.

[Brady]

Two years ago or what? Well, has it been that long?

[Larry McFeely]

Long?

[Brady]

When he passed away.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, a year or two ago. Yeah.

[Brady]

People were like, you got to put him in now.

[Larry McFeely]

I was torn on it. I'm not anymore. Now that it's in, I'm like, no, you said forever.

[John Holmberg]

September of 24. Not even 20.

[Larry McFeely]

You said for life. So, I mean, I guess that means when he dies, you can do it. But I don't know. The message it sends is basically like, nobody's ever banned. I will eventually give it back to you.

[Brady]

It's funny. It would have been interesting to see if. If it was just Pete. And they didn't say anything.

[Larry McFeely]

No Shoeless Joe.

[Brady]

Because that added an element to it, to you guys. Because I. I mean, before when Pete was going around, you're like, if it was.

[Larry McFeely]

If it was just Pete. I've always thought he needed a placement in the hall of Fame, but never a personal induction.

[John Holmberg]

So, like, the asterisks almost, yes, his, his.

[Larry McFeely]

And I think that of steroid users, I think you'd need a whole win that if you played between 1985 and 2003, you don't get into the regular hall of Fame. There's a building with a steroid era, and these are the players that dominated. However, we can't be sure they were playing on a fair scale here compared to all the others. So there's the super hall of Fame, like these guys were pretty sure were legit. And a group of guys that played in an era that A, they wouldn't rat on each other, and B, most of them were doing it. Go back and look at a videotape of the. The 1992, 2 or 93 San Francisco Giants and Philadelphia Phillies. Everyone is an action figure. I don't think we realized it, but.

[Brady]

Man, yeah, but not everyone were still putting up.

[Larry McFeely]

They were in the. But they. It doesn't matter. They're in the hall of Fame. They were in a. So it all, you know, it rises and falls with. However, there were guys who weren't supposed to be in the big leagues but were because they were getting four or five extra home runs because they were juice. Those pop flies went about 6ft 4. Further.

[John Holmberg]

Brady Anderson.

[Larry McFeely]

Brady Anderson.

[John Holmberg]

As soon as that came down, he's like, I'm retiring, I'm out. Peace out.

[Larry McFeely]

When it was all kind of coming to an end, the Cubs had a catcher named Giovanni Soto who couldn't break into the bigs for years. He had 26 home runs total in his farm system. Through the years he'd played, he had 26 home runs total. They finally called him up. He wins rookie of the year, hits 27 home runs his rookie year in the pro pros dabbles here and there with something gets a little. They kind of kill the whole steroid thing. Guy can't hit the ball at all. One year later, and I mean at all. So he had a year. And as a catcher, he never wore out. It's a. It's a strange like. And that's when they banned everything. Like, that's when they were crashing down on everyone. And Soto was there like, okay, I got my cup of coffee. I got a big payday on my contract because people thought I was. He was never that again.

[John Holmberg]

Well, people will be pissed about this one, but I mean, you look at Gonzo.

[Larry McFeely]

Gonzo was an absolute. I mean, couldn't hit a home run a Wrigley Field. Suddenly he's hitting 60.

[John Holmberg]

He goes from 28 one year, the year before to 57.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, and look at the years.

[Larry McFeely]

Prior when he was playing in a hitters park as a left Handed batter and Wrigley Field, he. He was 20 home runs, I think.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if you can see that.

[Brady]

His best hit ever wasn't even a home run.

[Larry McFeely]

No, his best hit was more like what he should be doing. Doing Muscled one out off the handle. But, you know, would I have done it in that era? Absolutely.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I would have.

[Larry McFeely]

It was the difference between getting in the league and not being in the league. Remember when Brady Anderson, when the heat came down, he just retired. Yeah, I'm out.

[Brady]

That's what Brett was saying.

[Larry McFeely]

See you guys. I quit. So anyway, still the most surprising part of this is that Brett read books. I'm still blown away by the whole thing. The concept. You've nussed up with a book in your hands, like how to bury a body.

[John Holmberg]

It took me like six months, but, you know, I got through it.

[Larry McFeely]

A dummy's guide to lie. Sure, I suppose. But otherwise, I still. I. Grain of salt. The whole thing. Because I think an Italian saying he read the Godfather is the same as a Christian saying. They've actually read the Bible. It's never happened. Ever. The only ones who've read the Bible where dreams, dresses. And that's not. They're not women. They're the dudes in the church. No. You've never sat down and paged through and gone, wow, what a great book. You can't do it.

[John Holmberg]

I think Father Dale read the Bible.

[Larry McFeely]

Nope. Oh, yeah. No. He's in a dress. If they're a man in a dress, they've read the Bible.

[John Holmberg]

He's reading boy's life.

[Larry McFeely]

Understanding the Bible is different.

[Brady]

He had something else inside. It looks like he was reading it, but he had.

[Larry McFeely]

In college, I read Nietzsche. I didn't understand it, but I read the words.

[John Holmberg]

You remember any of it?

[Larry McFeely]

It's brutal. I've read Marcus Aurelius.

[John Holmberg]

I heard that's brutal.

[Larry McFeely]

It's incredible. The parts you understand.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

It's impossible to read. It's not a story. That was because I liked philosophy for a while. So, you know Kant and all that stuff. You get exactly then. And then my boy brain starts laughing. I'm reading Kant. Let me crack open the Kant. And then you start reading it. You're like, this dude's on a different level.

[Brady]

That's where it started.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

The original.

[Larry McFeely]

The word Kant.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. He invented that. Don't be a Kant. You think you're so much smarter than us. He was. It's tough. Yeah, I've read it. I don't understand it. Bible's the same thing. Have you read it? Of course I have. No, you haven't. Nobody's read that thing. Possible.

[John Holmberg]

Are you for Brady or are you against Pete getting in, I mean, being a Reds fan. So you're kind of biased.

[Brady]

Yeah, he should be in.

[Larry McFeely]

No question. Induction. He's great. This is awesome.

[John Holmberg]

What if he was a Cub or.

[Larry McFeely]

V back or let's do a ceremony.

[Brady]

If you said he's permanently banned. All right, I'll respect that.

[Larry McFeely]

They did.

[Brady]

Yeah, respect that. But I also, you know these commissioners. It's up to them to change it. I don't have a problem with him saying, I feel this way. I'm gonna, you know, not only did he lift, he lifted for everyone.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

That's where I have the problem. Yeah, it's like, oh, okay, so your rules don't matter at all for any era. So that's steroids. Nah, we don't care.

[Brady]

But if you want, let them use it.

[Larry McFeely]

Let them gamble. Let them use it.

[Brady]

Of stats. I mean, you got the same number.

[John Holmberg]

Same with Shoeless. But even. It was even. He's a white sock. But I'm, I'm still saying no.

[Larry McFeely]

If you were. Were cheating the game and your stats are great, are your stats good? You know, Barry Bonds is one where you look at it like all those stats are. But based on the idea that he was doing something, the league said this makes your stats better. This is, this has, this is the reason you have. You would have. He'd have been in without him. Guy was a five tool superstar, but he decided to ice because he couldn't handle. Handle. We all know why he couldn't handle the attention other guys were getting for being home run powerhouse. The guy never hit more than 40 home runs until he hit 70 his whole career. He could not touch 40. When he finally did, he hit 70.

[Brady]

Are there any players in right now that were, that had used steroids?

[Larry McFeely]

I'm sure of it.

[Brady]

Yeah. So.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, you mean that were noticeable that were banned for it or anything or.

[Brady]

Known or using, you know, know, some people would say, well, what's the difference in taking, you know, an upper.

[Larry McFeely]

No, there's, there's that and it is.

[Brady]

But I mean the difference is that's performance enhanced.

[Larry McFeely]

Getting caught and having all the stuff and lying to Congress and going on and on and treating the, the league like they're. That's a witch hunt and then finding out, oh no, you absolutely did this again. You, you don't, you don't do something in your life and suddenly jump up to 70 home runs when you've never hit more than 30. And you're like, what just changed here? And your head grew two sizes, and your feet are two sizes bigger than they used to be, and everybody's like, are you using it? Nope, not. And like, you're cheating the game. Your stats were good enough to get in the hall of Fame any. But now you're doing something to manipulate.

[Brady]

A statistic to go after the home.

[Larry McFeely]

Run people, after records, and change the. I mean, when you say, oh, his stats, he should be in, well, then just let them all use steroids. Because if you don't care how they're.

[Brady]

Getting, I. I would say there's ones that are in there, of course.

[Larry McFeely]

But you're making a speculative point of.

[Brady]

Yeah, sure, and it's a speculative point.

[Larry McFeely]

No, it's not. He did it. So, I mean, people went to jail because he did it.

[Brady]

But as far as the other ones are saying that, I'm talking about a speculative point of how much does it help the ability? You know, you're saying, well, they're hitting it six feet longer because it does.

[Larry McFeely]

It helps you. It keeps you from being tired.

[Brady]

Not sure. But, I mean, there's so many more.

[Larry McFeely]

People again, but you're just making a. You're making a swath. Blanket statement of, yes, there are others, but you can't prove that. You're assuming it, and you're right. But if the guy that you could prove was in, there are plenty of them. Roger Clemens. There's a lot of guys that aren't getting in, because we know they did that.

[John Holmberg]

Palmero, McGuire.

[Larry McFeely]

We know McGuire. We know they did that. The guys that you're talking about are like, oh, I'm sure there's a few who did this now. You sure, there are. There's. There's tons of cheaters in the hall of Fame, but unless you got caught, it's.

[John Holmberg]

It's.

[Brady]

It's speculation.

[Larry McFeely]

There are dudes who got caught. These are the dudes who got caught. These are the dudes who are like, you did this. Alex Rodriguez. You did this. And then he, you know, man. And they're keeping them out for a reason.

[John Holmberg]

At the end of the day, Mickey.

[Brady]

Mantle and Babe Ruth are in.

[Larry McFeely]

They didn't do any, like, enhancements. They were drunk. It's amazing.

[Brady]

They did stuff with that. But the. The integrity of the game and integrity.

[Larry McFeely]

Of the game was drunks. You're. That's not an enhancement. The fact that they hit actually hinders it's like being on weed. I never understood why weed was banned. You don't get better on weed. You're not. You're not.

[Brady]

Well, sometimes you do on the. On the drinking side or being over.

[Larry McFeely]

You know, if you can do better. Drunk at baseball. David Wells one time. Yeah. And he even admits that was a fluke. He wasn't drunk. Every time he pissed pitched, he did it once. No hitter.

[John Holmberg]

Who was the guy that was on the cocaine or something?

[Larry McFeely]

Doc Ellis. Yeah. Doc Ellis was a drug addict.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

He's not in the hall of Fame.

[John Holmberg]

Dwight Gooden's not either.

[Larry McFeely]

It took him coming out. No, and he won't.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

It took him coming out saying, by the way, I threw that game. I was on acid. It took David Wells coming out saying, by the way, I was drunk when I did that. It wasn't. You got caught. You've ruined the integrity of the game. It's a story he told me later.

[John Holmberg]

But at the end of the day, whether Pete's in or out, it's just a padding for him. It does nothing to the game. It does nothing to the fans. It's just a padding to him and his family.

[Larry McFeely]

What it does do is say the punishments are temporary.

[John Holmberg]

No, I agree, but. But not putting him in has zero effect on anything or anybody.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm all about forgiving him for it. Yeah, we'll move on.

[John Holmberg]

You screwed up.

[Larry McFeely]

You screwed up. You're not getting in the hall of Fame ever. Your accomplishments can. We'll throw your bat in there in a plaque. But it's going to be. He's not allowed in the hall of Fame. Will be written on your plaque for the reasons of, you know, breaking the cardinal sin of baseball, which is gambling on the game while being involved in it.

[John Holmberg]

Is any of his stuff in the hall of Fame? Like, can you see the bat?

[Larry McFeely]

I would imagine. Like, that is. I would imagine so. The bat has to be. But I mean, I would put a plaque up and said he's not allowed in.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if we can Google.

[Larry McFeely]

That or just put a. Put a hallway in there that says banned from the hall of Fame. These guys probably would have gotten in had they not jackassed around with the rules. They are not official members of the hall of Fame, but here are their accomplishments. I'm fine with that.

[Brady]

Yeah, I wouldn't have any problem with that.

[Larry McFeely]

Because people would argue then, oh, he's technically in. Yep. We admit that. That he probably would be. But you have to put us. You have to put a Star next to it and say, you know, think he deserved it. He. He cheated the system. So we'll see. It's an interesting thought, but it does kind of make Rob Manfred look like a pussy. And if Trump's involved in it, well, that dude's doing everything gets. Get a nap, Donald, while we're late. This is my fault. 743. Give me a wake up song.

[John Holmberg]

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[Larry McFeely]

Actionrideshop.com Someone says, I can fix this Brett reading books thing. Yeah. He said, I read the Godfather too, just like Brett did, because I, too, didn't know how to turn off the subtitles. That's what he means when he read the Godfather. The words on the bottom of the screen. He thought it was the book.

[John Holmberg]

You know how I hate subtitles.

[Larry McFeely]

I know. Which is why you're like, I actually read this thing. What is a book but just a lot of subtitles and no visuals?

[John Holmberg]

It's about what it is.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

On the list. Since we are running behind. God, smack. Crying like a. For John and Mark. Riding around shirtless.

[Larry McFeely]

I wasn't crying.

[John Holmberg]

See their careless whisper for the close talkers. Sepultura, Incubus, Expedus.

[Larry McFeely]

Bikini's juices.

[John Holmberg]

Lakini's juice for Diddy's girl. Piss from Pantera for Diddy's girl. Love gun for Diddy's girl. Leonard Skynyrd. That smell for Diddy's girl.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. The day that comes for Diddy, unless she gets a huge payoff from this, is being known as the girl who got pissed on all the time by Diddy at Freakoffs. Better than being the girl who got pissed on and just having no one know who you are. Like, she's. She's now forever. Like, Amber Heard will never not be known as the girl who pooped in bed because of the trial. Like, she's. It's brave to go up on there and go, I'm gonna be. This is my new me. This is my Monica Lewinsky. I'll be known for this for forever.

[John Holmberg]

But she's not. She. What did. He didn't do Anything for her career. Now she's gonna be a Dr. Phil. That's true.

[Larry McFeely]

Writing books as the woman.

[John Holmberg]

Netflix series. She's gonna make some cash now that's she's looking forever.

[Larry McFeely]

The reference again.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, no, absolutely.

[Larry McFeely]

So hopefully it pays off for. Because getting pissed on didn't.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Larry McFeely]

And hopefully people want to buy her book.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Because if they don't, she's doing it twice. She's basically getting pissed on by society. If she doesn't make millions off of this. I want Lakini's Juice.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Larry McFeely]

That song's phenomenal. Phenomenal. And live is coming. Are they coming back to town?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. June or July.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that's a good.

[John Holmberg]

I'm going to that.

[Larry McFeely]

Brett and I went there last year and we're just knocked out by how good they were. Lekini's Juice. Oh, this is a great song. Secret Samadhi, Sluchini's Juice. It's your wake up song. Live coming to town here this summer. It's 98kupd posted.

[Brady]

It's not weird.

[Larry McFeely]

It's pretty cool actually.

[Brady]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Larry McFeely]

Just google it.

[John Holmberg]

And you're gonna have to go see.

[Larry McFeely]

For yourself on that one.

[John Holmberg]

And downtown at Stand Up Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's.

[Larry McFeely]

Shawn Holberg here from the morning sickness. And it's time to talk about turf monsters. The people who are resurrecting my backyard Turf is the way to go. No more dirt and mud tracked all over my house by my dogs. The turf is pet safe, easy to clean, and it's amazing. And they don't stop there. I got a basketball court going in my backyard and a putting green. They found an amazing place for this design. Turf Monsters AZ is where you need to go to renovate your backyard space. Use Homeberg and get 10% off the whole deal. How about that? Turfmonstersaz.com Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. It is time for the Brady report. It's brought to you by our friends at all Pro Shade concepts. 20 years of shade means two decades of quality custom installed patio shades, awnings and sunscreens. I got a soft spot for people who say they've been around for 20 years because it's some sort of an accomplishment. Accomplishment. And it makes me feel better about us doing it.

[John Holmberg]

Man, you can be a hardcore material. Look at that.

[Larry McFeely]

It must mean something. If you've done something for 20 years and you haven't gotten in trouble, fired, or lost your business, it must be a pretty good business. That's what I say. And we know for sure all pro shade is because they did Brady's house. And it looks fantastic. And it's a pro job. You want shade, Everybody wants shade. You get that area behind your house. It's that patio you can't use because there's too much sun. Sunlight let all pro shade do it. You can have sun when you want it. You can make the sun go away. When you don't, it can lower the temperature in that area up to 20 degrees. That's amazing. We love that in this state. AllProchade.com that's where you go. Brady reported.

[Brady]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Larry McFeely]

Hi.

[Brady]

Happy National Buttermilk Biscuit day. Tell a close talker day.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Larry McFeely]

Close talker. Close talker. Did you write that down?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay. And then misread close. It smelled the same.

[Brady]

It danced like a chicken day.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay. Tell a close talker day before they're close talking F off the office. Close talker needs to know before he's in a conversation. It's time to tell you. You're a close talker. You're too close. Should we out the guy? No, I can't. I don't think probably. Boy, he touches you with his lips and Brady's shaking his head no. Now that makes me want to do it more. Why are you so firm about it? If we could stop him, it would be amazing. Oh, I'm halfway there. It's on the tip of my tongue. Good Lord. It's so close. Why?

[John Holmberg]

All right, John Gordon.

[Larry McFeely]

I'll hold off. All right, that's true. And this dude is beyond close talker, though. This is. He touches you with his lips. I wish that was a joke. While he's talking to you, his lips are touching your ear. I have no idea why that happens, but it does. A lot he needs to know. Brett, it's on you today. I think it's drive over there.

[John Holmberg]

On me?

[Larry McFeely]

No, I don't drive over there. You drive over there.

[John Holmberg]

You know, I don't go over there.

[Larry McFeely]

We got to send somebody over there.

[Brady]

That's one of those that has to be delivered by someone that really knows you.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't think so. Friends, but I think it would have to be. It would mean more coming from a guy you barely know. Hey, I need to talk to you about something. Well, who the hell are you? I'm telling you, man, don't worry about it. I'm saving you from yourself. Because if he loses his mind, you don't care if the friendship's over because it never really existed.

[John Holmberg]

For $20, you'll do it. You'll be done for them for the rest of your life.

[Larry McFeely]

That's right. Exactly. It's all right. I told him. And now he won't talk to me, which was the goal.

[Brady]

Couple of basic fun facts. Cats sleep so much, by the time they turn nine years old, they've only been awake about three years.

[Larry McFeely]

What if they turn.

[Brady]

What, by the time they turn nine years?

[Larry McFeely]

29. I'm like, cats are living forever.

[Brady]

Oh, so nine.

[Larry McFeely]

They've only been awake for three. Yeah, they slept out of every 10 years, it's about six and a half years sleeping. Wow, that's amazing. And they do sleep a lot.

[Brady]

There's a term for elderly men who pass their time watching construction sites or road work.

[Larry McFeely]

Lane Umarel. Oh, okay. I don't know any.

[Brady]

I don't know why someone's like, we got to come up with a term for that.

[Larry McFeely]

There are old dudes who just stand at construction sites.

[John Holmberg]

Get your dad on the phone, find.

[Larry McFeely]

Out if that's true, real or not. Really.

[Brady]

Evidently they come up with that term.

[Larry McFeely]

Never seen that before.

[Brady]

Abba, the Beach Boys, Bob Marley, Diana Ross, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Notorious B.I.G. oasis, Queen, Snoop Dogg, Dog and the who have. All of them have never won a single Grammy.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, there's a weird thing about the Grammys with, you know, like, French Montana has 27, and all those guys you mentioned don't have one.

[Brady]

Julianne Moore won the Oscar for best actress for the movie still Alice in 2015. It was directed by a game guy named Wash West. He got his start by directing gay porn. One of his films, Dr. Jerk off and Mr. Hard.

[John Holmberg]

One of my favorites.

[Larry McFeely]

Jekyll and Hyde take. I'd like to see that. And I like that. The doctor is Dr. Jerk Off. Mr. Hyde's normal thing. But then he graduates name though. Dr. Jerk off and Mr. Hard.

[John Holmberg]

Man.

[Larry McFeely]

Mr. Hard by itself is a pretty good nickname or band name. Well, Google that. I want to see Dr. Jerk off of Mr. Hard just for a second. And it's only gay if I get wood. Otherwise it's silly.

[Brady]

There's a new list online of hobbies that are instant red flag beauty pageants, particularly children's.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

MLM work.

[Larry McFeely]

Huh?

[Brady]

MLM. Multi level marketing work.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

CrossFit.

[Larry McFeely]

That's a scam.

[Brady]

As a hobby. That's an instant red flag.

[Larry McFeely]

For what? Dating?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, CrossFit. Why? I mean, it can be annoying.

[Brady]

Again, these are people that are saying this is a red flag.

[Larry McFeely]

Like you think the CrossFit people are abusive or something.

[Brady]

They're just so into it.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, it's just more of a douche factor.

[Brady]

Collecting taxidermy animals, swooning over serial killers.

[Larry McFeely]

Sorry, I'm out. Swooning in a God I love them way or swooning in a I can't believe this is a real human activity.

[Brady]

Making AI girlfriends and arguing with them.

[Larry McFeely]

All right, pipe down, Brady. Brett has found Dr. Jerk off and Mr. Hard.

[John Holmberg]

Big Entertainment presents it minus the inappropriate adult scenes on this version, so.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, it has nothing dirty in it. So we're just getting the story. Oh, this will be great. There's Jim Buck in Dr. Jerk off and Mr. Hard. I think we're watching Mr. Hard leave a college camp campus. Matt Easton, Jack Simmons, Dax Kelly. But this was before they came up with good gay porn names. Skip ahead matter, wasn't it? You must be having problems discovering accelerations to create anti hydrogen. Good sound.

[John Holmberg]

Good.

[Larry McFeely]

Good thing you got the freeway ambient noise in this scene. Can I be frank? I'm experiencing this. He's gay. I'm on a rush of astronomical proportions. I don't believe it. And I just keep. Why is anti hydrogen so important when I could be getting laid? Yeah. I mean, I go to the sex clubs every night, but I always end up wanting more, more and more. Dr. Hart. Mr. Hart is having problems with this cabin extension. I don't know, Mr. Dylan. I don't know that I should be encouraging this sort of hate Come on, doc, don't be rough on me for two weeks. That's it. I need understand. Ooh, that twink student is going to make it with that teacher. Mr. Hart is struggling. One of the great close up on his ass. Walking away by the ancient Greeks for their goddess of love, Saturn. Worshiped by the ancients, by the way. Oh, we're at a club. The place for me never well being. Give me some. Dr. Jerk off. Where is he? There's nothing down here. There's a campfire, man. Oh, geez. Now that's cursing. I didn't expect that.

[Brett Toledo]

Thought it was gonna be clean.

[Larry McFeely]

Keep it classy, boys.

[Brady]

Mr. Mr. Har's doing laundry.

[Larry McFeely]

Mr. Hard's talking. Talk to his mom. He says Mom's got a mouth on her.

[Brady]

Well, Google, by the way.

[Larry McFeely]

It's on YouTube. The only radio show currently in Phoenix playing gay porn on the air. You're welcome.

[John Holmberg]

Take that, kdkb.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, they don't even have the guts to do it now. They live the lifestyle, so they don't need to watch it.

[Brett Toledo]

Can't say we're not DEI.

[Larry McFeely]

That's right. Is that Mr. Hard in the mirror?

[John Holmberg]

No, I think that's the other guy.

[Brady]

No, I think that's a new character.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, oh, maybe just they may have, in the third act, introduced a new character, which is always bad writing.

[John Holmberg]

I think that's Dr.

[Larry McFeely]

Jerk Off. That is. No, that's Dr. You're a mister. That's Dr. Jerk Off. Yeah. And they're at a dragon ball.

[John Holmberg]

That is RuPaul.

[Larry McFeely]

It is RuPaul.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. The stars in this.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, man. Well, I mean, they. That came out.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there he is. That's got to be him.

[Larry McFeely]

That's Dr. Jerk off.

[John Holmberg]

I would think.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. He's got a mask on, so, you know, it's like an Avengers movie now. Yeah. This. I can't. I can't keep watching this without the sex scenes. It seems weirder. Something about it without the sex scenes makes it weird.

[John Holmberg]

Inappropriate adult scene.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, and it's a panda throwing up a rainbow to cover up the sex scene. Another one. There's an. Yeah, they went jump cut right to another one. That's great stuff. If you want to watch it. It's available on YouTube and it's kind of safe for work language. Maybe not so much, but you're welcome. And thanks, Brady, for introducing the world to Dr. Jerk off and Mr. Hard.

[Brady]

There's a mystery of exploding birds happening in California. Up in San Francisco, birds aren't real. They're Saying these birds are just exploding. The residents have called the California Department of Fish and Wildlife to check into it. They say they've jumped on the wires. Maybe. See, the power company is doing this on purpose because the birds are exploding. They're falling to the ground.

[Larry McFeely]

The big Tarvy that's in the water system now is like Alka Seltzer. It'll blow birds up.

[Brady]

This will be solved real quick, in my opinion. They said they've turned two birds in. And the Fish and Wildlife examined the birds, and they said the injuries are consistent with trauma from a pellet gun or a BB gun.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, they're being shot. Yeah.

[Brady]

Floating bird.

[Larry McFeely]

That's a random serial killer on the loose in San Francisco.

[Brady]

The sniper.

[Larry McFeely]

Right there's some teenage kid.

[John Holmberg]

It was Dr. Jerk Off.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Yeah, it could be. Maybe he has a penchant for killing birds. He wouldn't be shooting him with a pellet gun, though. Die, birds.

[Brady]

Tesla reportedly has 800 million worth of cyber trucks that nobody wants.

[Larry McFeely]

$800 million.

[Brady]

$800 million worth of.

[John Holmberg]

There you go, John. You wanted it.

[Brett Toledo]

A lot of stainless steel.

[Larry McFeely]

It's a lot of cybertrucks. That price can fall.

[Brett Toledo]

They'll be hitting you up soon.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, I'll take it. I know it's a douche canoe, but I want one.

[Brady]

They barely eeked out. They're saying 6400 cyber truck sales in the first quarter of 2025.

[Larry McFeely]

It's the new DeLorean, but now they.

[Brady]

Are rolling out a cheaper version at $69,000.

[Larry McFeely]

All right, all right. Yeah. Mine, after delivery, started to push that 135, and I'm like. Like, this is dumb.

[John Holmberg]

And that wasn't even fully loaded. Right? That didn't come with the ludicrous mode or whatever.

[Larry McFeely]

It was one below the crazy one. And then you start going, why don't I just spend the 150 and get the. And then you're like, what am I talking about?

[Brett Toledo]

Isn't the auto driving a subscription you have to pay per month?

[Larry McFeely]

Is it really? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Mango's got one.

[Larry McFeely]

No kidding?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. His wife's got one. No, he's got. She's got a Tesla. And every once in a while, they throw you the little, like, wait, hold on. Like, we'll give you a free subscription.

[Larry McFeely]

More shocking than you read it. Machine. Yep. Mango fits in a Tesla. Yep.

[John Holmberg]

I'd say he wrote it and I.

[Larry McFeely]

Said as well on it.

[Brett Toledo]

No, that's true.

[Brady]

He did clarify and say his wife has one.

[Larry McFeely]

He rides it like a bronco. He's like he's a rodeo clown or something. Right?

[Brett Toledo]

He's on the roof rack.

[Larry McFeely]

He has to be on.

[Brett Toledo]

He's on the roof rack.

[Larry McFeely]

He's not getting in a Tesla. Not in that three series, at least.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, well, maybe. Is it the X wing?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. And the door's staying open. Yeah. They probably just pulled it off. Yeah, I figured cybertruck for Mango so they could put him in the back.

[Brady]

Like they removed the front seat. So he just sits on the back.

[Larry McFeely]

For those who don't know who Mangop is, if you go up to 303, there's a gigantic baby. That's that big. Kind of. It's the same size just before.

[Brett Toledo]

Bethany.

[Larry McFeely]

Right before that. There he is. That's Mango.

[Brady]

Authorities in New Jersey raided a massage parlor last week which was suspected of in involving prostitution, money laundering, and it was a big success. They recovered more than 750,000.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, the sting was.

[Larry McFeely]

I thought I was gonna say it sounds like the criminal activity was.

[Brady]

Well, that's a great point. It was a successful business until then, but the sting recovered $750,000 in cash, including 600,000 of it that was sewn inside a giant teddy bear.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow. Also a great success, the sting.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Everybody wins.

[Brady]

The manager was a 47 year old Daniela Diano. She was charged with 1st degree money laundering, 2nd degree promoting organized street crime, 3rd degree promoting prostitution, 4th degree maintaining a house of prostitution.

[Brett Toledo]

I'd like to know how the degrees of promoting prosecution go.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, you're not that good. You're kind of a puss. You're like. You're like Moynihan downstairs. You're like a third degree salesman. Yeah, you get a few sales, you're not really pushy. You're not doing great business.

[Brett Toledo]

You know, if you get back out there and apply yourself, you might be.

[Larry McFeely]

You might be a first degree salesman. It's like a black belt right now. We got a couple salespeople downstairs like you're third degree sales. You're doing real well with the oldie station, but I guess it's $3. So I get a question from Kyle, says, how does Dr. Jerkoff become Mr. Hard or Vice versa? Does he have to swallow some sort of.

[Brady]

These are potions.

[Larry McFeely]

You spelled serum wrong. I see what you're about. Talking. Done here.

[Brady]

Airbnb isn't just renting houses anymore. The CEO Brian Chesky announced they're adding new services. They include things like massages, personal training, plus experiences tailored to specific locations, like a pastry making class in Paris or a Gallery tour in New York City. City. And they're also have ability to rent celebrities.

[Larry McFeely]

Huh? That's illegal chess he was doing.

[Brady]

He's in dozens of famous guys like.

[Brett Toledo]

Percy from Green Mile.

[Brady]

They've got dozens of people ready to go. Famous people?

[Larry McFeely]

Sort of.

[Brady]

Initial offerings will include a day playing football and eating Barbecue with Patrick McCarthy Homes.

[Larry McFeely]

No, it's Kansas City, so a day long experience.

[Brady]

Also with Sabrina Carpenter and Megan the Stallion. Together they're aboard. I don't know if they're together or it's a separate deal, but they're on the list.

[Brett Toledo]

Is there a price tag?

[Brady]

No price tag. Chesky's hoping Airbnb will get people off their damn phones. Says AI is magical. But you know what's more magical than AI? The real world. And people in relationships and memories.

[Larry McFeely]

Calm down about that. That's me almost saying, okay, Boomer, AI is pretty awesome.

[Brett Toledo]

We have a couple of texters on the. On the whole construction side thing, guys. It's true. Job site I'm at, a guy drives his golf court to the different house stages, and just every day he's really annoying. And then another one says, keep it moving. Old man Ray says, hey, John, correct me if I'm wrong, but it's awfully ironic that Brady's reporting about the elderly watching construction sites. I distinctly remember Brady did commercials with him watching Bank.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow, you distinctly remember that? That was 1997. I hate to break it to your, life has sucked for 30 years. If that's a core memory, I.

[Brady]

And I wonder, that's where they must have gotten the idea for the commercial, guys. Just watching construction site.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh. For the commercial. Not for standing and watching construction. Right. That's going to be big. The only reason I know. Yeah, the only reason I know that is because I know him.

[Brady]

Got a couple of Brady videos before.

[Larry McFeely]

All of our time anywhere.

[Brett Toledo]

You were on the air, weren't you, that time?

[Larry McFeely]

Not yet. No. No. 97. No.

[Brady]

He was just a fan.

[Larry McFeely]

No, I wasn't. That was ridiculous.

[Brady]

Hey, fan.

[Larry McFeely]

To you. I was just a fan. You did go in. In that story where Brady just called me hey, fan. I will say that he overshot a little bit, assuming I was a fan. Hey, fan. Yeah, that's right. I got posters of you.

[Brady]

F you drew.

[Larry McFeely]

You're the best. I. You are the reason I become Dr. Jerk Off. I'm Mr. Hard, but when I'm around him, I become Dr. Jerk. He's just a jerk.

[Brady]

First one is a dude getting taken out by a truck tire. Watch how fast he's removed from the picture.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, geez. Oh, my God. The tire shoots off of this semi.

[Brady]

Truck and he runs into those parking.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. And blows four dudes.

[John Holmberg]

Wait a minute.

[Larry McFeely]

Let me finish that sentence. Dr.

[John Holmberg]

Jerk off, please.

[Larry McFeely]

Like gay porn before 9am Changes your lexicon so it blows four dudes away. That tire explodes and four guys.

[Brett Toledo]

That's just one.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, I'm seeing shadows. Okay, I was gonna say something like Daniel Jones. I'm seeing shadows out there. Ghosts.

[Brady]

All right, you know, I think we've done the next one.

[Larry McFeely]

That doesn't matter.

[Brady]

Okay. Motorcycle. But the.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, it's in a cruddy country.

[Brady]

Yeah. Guy gets the brunt of it.

[Larry McFeely]

The semi truck hits a car, hits two more guys, and then a truck runs over.

[Brady]

Double roll over.

[Brett Toledo]

Abuela got out of it.

[Larry McFeely]

The dog got out. Yeah. It's just two dudes walking down a cruddy road. A big truck hits a parked car. Parked car rolls into the two dudes. And then the one dude rolls under the semi truck and he's done. And you know what? I bet you he was laying there with a smile on his face because he finally gets to leave whatever country that is. Sweet release. People like this must believe in next one's afterlife because they live in the worst places in the world.

[Brady]

From El Flamo.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, God. El Flamo is a Mexican guy standing on a back of a pickup truck with a fire close to a dry tree. Yeah. Trying to do some flame throwing with his mouth. He's got alcohol in his mouth and he's spitting it at his flame stick.

[Brady]

Here comes.

[Larry McFeely]

Here comes. Big spit coming. Blows. Now he's. His face is on fire. His mouth is full. He spits out the flammable stuff. And then somebody, you know, that's a country that cares about their people because they didn't continue to film it, they put the camera down and ran to put out El Flamo Blanco. The white flag. Yeah, Flamo Blanco. It looks like Pat Morita. Really? It kind of looks like Mr. Miyagi. The best part is he's still got all the alcohol in his mouth and he tries to spit that out. It just makes his face fire bigger. When your face is on fire and you've got flammable liquid, swallow it. Yeah, don't spit that out. You're gonna have more face fire than you could have ever dreamt of.

[John Holmberg]

That's what Dr. Jerk off said too.

[Larry McFeely]

That's right.

[John Holmberg]

Swallow it.

[Brett Toledo]

Fair point.

[Larry McFeely]

Whatever's in your mouth can be dangerous. If it's spit out, swallow it. This serum makes everybody crazy.

[Brady]

This next one happens really quick. There's a lot going on on here. You'll see.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay. All right. We're walking through a door of some sort of business. A car is hit. A person in the parking lot drives them into the business. They smash into the business. The guy gets up off of the front of the car that's been smashed into the building.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, the flying suplex.

[Larry McFeely]

And then he does an attack in the parking lot of another human being.

[Brady]

I think there's a.

[Larry McFeely]

The.

[Brady]

The fight is happening in the parking lot.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, okay.

[Brady]

And the one person gets in their.

[Larry McFeely]

Car and then stops the fight right.

[John Holmberg]

Into the Dollar Store.

[Larry McFeely]

But the person in the fight is unscathed by the car hitting him.

[Brady]

He's just going to town.

[Larry McFeely]

And then they run across the parking.

[Brady]

Lot that was in the car.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow, that's amazing.

[Brady]

It does look like it is.

[Larry McFeely]

Dollar Store.

[Brett Toledo]

Dollar Store comments are like, gta can't write this.

[Larry McFeely]

No. You smash somebody into a building, they get up. That's scary right there. I'm driving away. And then the person gets out of the car and runs across the parking lot just to beat other people. People up. Meanwhile, the person who's been hit by a car into the Dollar Store is running towards the fight.

[Brady]

Come on, we gotta go.

[Larry McFeely]

We gotta go. We got to go.

[Brady]

Only so much time. That distraction's free. Loot right there.

[Larry McFeely]

I bet you right there that that Maryvale Dollar Store opened the next day. They just put up some boards.

[Brady]

For sure.

[John Holmberg]

That was all duct tape at the Dollar Store.

[Larry McFeely]

Not that shocking and event there. Nobody seemed too fired up in the Dollar Store. He's got a broom.

[John Holmberg]

Just a day in the life in Maryville.

[Larry McFeely]

Car hit the Dollar Store with somebody on the hood. That'll happen. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right, we'll start off easy. Little firework action here.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

I think.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, there's a lot of people. This is a display, I think, dude. Whoa. It's China. So they just lit the entire crowd throwing ground fireworks at the crowd, and it goes off. And now they're showing pictures of the Chinese who have been burned up. Wow. What in the world? I don't know what it is objective there.

[Brady]

I like it.

[Larry McFeely]

Two dudes standing in a parking lot, and they just throw fire at the crowd, and it makes a really cool explosion. But tell that to the kid whose eyes are on fire when he hits it. Is the music bad? That's not right, is it?

[John Holmberg]

I think I'd rather be hit with that.

[Larry McFeely]

No, I'M saying, is that like appropriate? No, I don't think so.

[Brady]

It's like a celebration.

[John Holmberg]

Here's some diving for you.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay. This guy's on a pole on a pier. He's got his back to the water. It's about 8 to 10ft above the water. His hands go out like he's a professional. He looks like he's done this before. He's standing there waiting. This is the cruddy country Toledo would travel to. He goes into the motion. He does a little off backflip that actually goes forward towards the pier and not the water.

[Brady]

Yeah, he forgot to jump out and.

[Larry McFeely]

He landed directly, directly on the thing he was standing on. He's dead. He's dead. He said with a smile. Oh, my goodness.

[John Holmberg]

I guess you got to be careful in the Vegas elevators because this kind of stuff.

[Larry McFeely]

We're in an elevator hopping in.

[John Holmberg]

That's the El Cortez. Yeah, that's the El Cortez.

[Larry McFeely]

He's got a smoke and a drink. He's in his elevator and smoking a drink. Just hits the button to go.

[Brady]

Alcohol. Oh, yeah, sure.

[Larry McFeely]

He's got alcohol in a drink. Brady, why would you bring a glass of water into the elevator with a lunch? And he's lighting it. He's gonna light his alcoholic beverage. He has done that and for some reason.

[Brett Toledo]

And it dropped on the floor.

[Larry McFeely]

He's got fire in the elevator. He is now trapped in an elevator. He lit on fire himself. Now his giant winter coat is also aflame. The elevator is taking its time to get to whatever floor this is. Where is he? In a 300 story building.

[John Holmberg]

Come on.

[Larry McFeely]

Just hit door. Open. Jump.

[Brady]

There's flames over there. Oh, he's trying to kick it.

[Larry McFeely]

He just reached through those flames. He's standing in the flames. He's got no choice. Can't avoid him in his boy bench jacket. There you go. Why was he thinking about lighting that drink on fire in the first place? Well, he's fine. He's fine now. The fire's kind of happening. Still down on the floor. It's gotta be hot in there. Doors open and get out, dummy. What's he doing? Oh, he passed out on the fire with the doors of the elevator open. He's asleep on the fire burning. He could have gotten out, but all the doors are trying to close. Oh, my God. He took one step to escape the elevator and fell in the fire and slept.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, I'd rather die in elevator fire than stay at the El cartes.

[Larry McFeely]

If you're down on Fremont. Yeah, you Might as well light yourself on fire.

[John Holmberg]

This one was sent over for Brady since he thinks farts are funny.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay. Video camera of somebody from their POV looking at their feet walking towards what looks to be a lady sitting in a reclining chair.

[John Holmberg]

Her arms are taped down.

[Larry McFeely]

Her arms are taped down. Her mouth is taped closed. She is. Oh, it's in. Oh, there's a. Another hot woman puts her. Oh, it's farting in her face and it's bad. Evidently. Struggling to breathe. That girl's got a nice body, but her face is horrible. Oh, she's taking her pants off now. And the taped up girl is looking at her butt. We're gonna do it again, aren't we? I think I. I think I can predict the end of this movie. Got her face right there in the butt crack. They've slow motioned it. It's pretty bad. Just a couple girls at ASU having a Friday that kind of got me there. Farting on each other. That was for Brady.

[John Holmberg]

That was for Brady.

[Brett Toledo]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

Two girls farting in Lambert end with this mysterious creature.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay. Oh, no. We're going underwater.

[John Holmberg]

The drink beneath the waves.

[Larry McFeely]

This is gonna be a mysterious creature. This is terrible. Older than the dinosaurs. Come on, man. It's a penis now. Oh, God. It's the most hangy downiest woman bits I've ever seen.

[John Holmberg]

They are the planet's.

[Larry McFeely]

What is that? That woman's vagina is like a baseball mitt. A floppy, well used ball mitt. That's a first baseman's glove too, because it's got a big scoop on it.

[Brett Toledo]

My catfish hunter looked like that.

[Larry McFeely]

What is that? She looks relatively thin. How does that happen? Older than the dinosaurs.

[John Holmberg]

Spreads it apart with two hands.

[Larry McFeely]

Mr. Krabs, it looks like you're trying to feed a good sized sunfish to a like a penis to a true masters of disguise. Oh, you know, I feel most sorry for in that. Is the dude who did the tattoo right above that.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, you got to see that.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that looks like a tent before you put poles in it.

[Brady]

And is it underneath to the thigh? Inside of the thigh.

[Larry McFeely]

Let's take a look. Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, here we go.

[Larry McFeely]

Brady's got questions. Let's.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry.

[Larry McFeely]

All right, hang on. Do some science work for the bogan.

[Brady]

There's some shadowing there. That looked like it might have been ink.

[Larry McFeely]

We got tattoos on the thighs. Is that what she said? I know she's got one above it.

[Brady]

Yeah, I think there could just be inner thighs.

[Larry McFeely]

Lives a mysterious creature still in the natio portion the dinosaurs just floating through the ocean. And now we've jump cut to the thing. Oh, I think you're just seeing shadows. Yeah, that thing casts a pretty good shadow. So like an eclipse. That is so weird.

[Brett Toledo]

It is 100% like an eclipse.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

That one side never gets any sun breath.

[Larry McFeely]

What is going on with that thing? Look like a deflated pool raft hanging out of a woman's middle.

[John Holmberg]

And we'll just end there.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, we will.

[Brady]

Use that for sales out front of a retail store. What the have that thing flapping like.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that was those. Yeah, it does. It looks. It moves around the same as those car sales inflatables.

[John Holmberg]

The. The fireworks was actually a bunch of molten steel that they hit. That's why it exploded.

[Larry McFeely]

Like look beautiful. But it burned all those Chinese people. That's how co that was. That's exactly how CO got going. By the way, if you'd have told me before the show started, there's going to be a video of a woman's vagina and also some time spent with Dr. Jerk off and Mr. Hard. Which one's going to be more of a turn on? I lost that bad. I'd much rather have sex with every cast member of Dr. Jerk off and Mr. Hard Than I would that Oscar fish that I just looked at. What was that? Anyway, all right. Well, there you go. That's your Brady report, everybody. It was a weird one. It's 98.

[Brady]

It's not weird.

[Larry McFeely]

It's pretty cool actually.

[Brady]

No membership fee.

[Larry McFeely]

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[Brett Toledo]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Brett Toledo]

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[Brady]

Jerk Off.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Oh, no. I'm gonna finish up Dr. Jerk off and Mr. Hard. That's. That's for sure. That's for sure. I got prioritizing to do. This first, that. Second people have emailed me now, Brett, saying the same thing, that they would pay $20 or more to hear what goes on in this room between breaks and stuff like what you guys don't hear on the air. Now, if I could. That's sort of a Cassie P. Diddy thing, too. If you. You are paying to. No, no, no, Brady. So I'm gonna. I'm gonna turn you away. Brady. If you. If you're paying for it, you're volunteering to kind of get pissed on.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Right. I think your inner nose is getting to your right.

[Brady]

It's prostitution.

[John Holmberg]

We don't.

[Larry McFeely]

How's that prostitution? I'm not having sex with you between Brits yet.

[Brady]

I'm getting.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I like getting paid. We're all getting paid. That's everybody's. But that's the thing. If that. You know, look, if we can get enough people to start. I know my nose is showing, but I got all these offers. Bill. I would pay to hear what you guys talk about.

[John Holmberg]

All right. John Simmons.

[Larry McFeely]

Would you. You'd pay for that?

[John Holmberg]

You know, some of the stuff would make. Because a lot of it's inside jokes, too, that we're talking between. That people wouldn't even get.

[Larry McFeely]

Fine. So you get to watch some of that. Here's the thing that scares me, though, is that now you have access to it and then you can give it to somebody who didn't pay.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

So we'd have to have some sort of. Of a Snapchat dissolving. You pay. Once you hear it, it's gone.

[John Holmberg]

They'll get around that.

[Larry McFeely]

Someone would get around that.

[Brady]

It's impossible.

[Larry McFeely]

It isn't impossible. Nothing's impossible, friend. Why do you say it's impossible.

[Brady]

To have that? I mean, once it's. I mean, possible.

[Larry McFeely]

We can make it so it codes and anytime it tries to be played a second time, it plays crazy noises or watermarks it or something. Or we can sue you. Suddenly, the conversations that go on between these songs.

[Brady]

I'll clam up.

[Larry McFeely]

You think so?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

You don't say a lot anymore because.

[Brady]

Well.

[Larry McFeely]

But it's that thing about that girl with tumors.

[Brady]

Yeah. Dark spaces. That the whole reason is the shock value and. And. And to create. I mean, it just creates a different energy when you come.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't do it on purpose. I'm not trying to shock anybody. It's just stuff I say.

[Brady]

Oh, I do. On the funny side of it, as far as topics that we're talking about.

[Larry McFeely]

Sure. You go for trying to be surprising.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Like that time you. Yesterday when you killed that girl's hyman who had brain tumors. Yeah. You didn't realize she had brain tumor. That's the fun of it. When you. When you swing at a point beehive and think you're being funny and then you realize, oh, my God, I didn't know the girl had tumors. And we were talking about her tumors and Brady said something about destroying a hymen. It was wildly inappropriate. Yeah. I don't try to be shocking, but sometimes I say things that are. This room is. Yeah, it'll be interesting. Wonder how much we could.

[Brady]

I don't think it captures the magic as well.

[Larry McFeely]

That was gay. I don't care about capturing magic. Copperfield capture their money.

[Brady]

Like the. I. I mean, I guess dark humor or forbidden humor. Sometimes all of a sudden you just doesn't go over as well. If it's.

[Larry McFeely]

If it's what?

[Brady]

I don't know. It's just that once you start, once you know it's being recorded, once you know, cameras are on, you know the effect of that, things just change. I think that's what would happen.

[Larry McFeely]

You're always.

[John Holmberg]

He'll tell you that.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, yeah. You're always being. If you're observed, your beh will change.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

So we count you out of being funny in this, is what you're saying.

[Brett Toledo]

No. Week one he's out, week two, he's gonna forget it.

[Larry McFeely]

That's probably true. Well, that could be the problem would be the first week you guys Pay him would be like, I'm sick of watching Brady mug for the camera because he can't help it if a camera's on him. You start making faces because he doesn't like what you're thinking.

[Brett Toledo]

Your manufactured laugh.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. And that good one there. Magic Man. Like, he'd be uncomfortable.

[Brady]

What is my manufactured.

[Larry McFeely]

No, it's. Oh, when you're on a camera. That one you just did the. It's only manufactured when you're in a setting. You're like, all right, I don't want to do this. Like, I've seen it. We've all. We've all got a thing. All right.

[Brett Toledo]

You like the Easter keg when we were filming the reactions?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because you don't. Like, you're worried that it's gonna get to your parents or something. I don't know. Like you don't want to. You don't want to do anything bad.

[Brady]

Right.

[Larry McFeely]

So you're uncomfortable. So you do uncomfortable things.

[Brady]

You do stuff and there's reason why you do stuff in private or amongst friends.

[Larry McFeely]

Sure, sure. But you're doing.

[Brady]

Now it's just opening that hole.

[Larry McFeely]

But that would be that. Yeah. Now I want to do it more than I like. You feel like he's uncomfortable.

[Brett Toledo]

See, and I get.

[Brady]

I get that.

[Brett Toledo]

But then you were also so free that you'll throw out an out of the way Kovacs.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Well, no, but that's because it was. It was private, but it was public in the ways. He wasn't doing that for a camera. If camera was there, he wouldn't have done that. He's uncomfortable with what makes me really want to. To do it now just to see.

[Brett Toledo]

How I still like your idea of overdubbing it.

[Larry McFeely]

I would love to overdub it too. And then occasionally when it gets out of hand, we overdub it.

[Brett Toledo]

Cuz you think you're uncomfortable being yourself on camera.

[Larry McFeely]

Wait till he overdub. I get a hold of it. I ever tell you guys about the time I. That penguin.

[Brett Toledo]

There's a reason I know so much about.

[Larry McFeely]

And then Brett and I'll have our regular conversation that's going on in the background quietly, where he's just throwing shock value in constantly and then go to his uncomfortable face. But I'm making all the words for him. Sometimes on Saturday when I'm real hungry, I eat my own. What the. Then Brett and I'll just. The reds are playing well when the boring ones I'll throw in super Brady. Yeah. Camera stuff. And you being uncomfortable is Kind of funny because we've seen it.

[Brady]

It's uncomfortable.

[Larry McFeely]

You.

[Brady]

Even after 24 years being on the air, I'm still.

[Larry McFeely]

You're still struggling with this? Well, yeah.

[Brady]

Every once.

[Larry McFeely]

Here. Sure.

[Brady]

Like right now, it's not a struggle. Well, but I'm definitely more open and more relaxed about.

[Brett Toledo]

Ask your daughter.

[Larry McFeely]

Sure. Yeah. No. Cool. Yeah. You're the one who's.

[Brady]

Exactly.

[Larry McFeely]

But you spew out stuff that we're like. You shouldn't be saying that. Like, you're the one who does that on your own.

[John Holmberg]

This guy says, throwing. Throwing us getting to watch Brett's videos. I'll pay 40amonth.

[Larry McFeely]

See, and that's the thing I'm worried most about. That you guys want, like, the sickest.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Ryan's waiting.

[Larry McFeely]

It opens the door to a bunch of people that Brady would not even walk into a store with. Let's just go somewhere else. Those are the people that are gonna want this stuff. Yeah, but now I want to film Brady all the time and have him not know it. Oh.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, they took him off.

[Brady]

Remember?

[Brett Toledo]

They had the cameras on top of the TVs for a little while.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh. Just because your behavior would change, mainly because you don't want people to know who you really are.

[Brady]

I'm just not pros like you guys.

[Larry McFeely]

It's not us being pros. Look. No, don't be a dick. There we go. There we go.

[Brady]

There you go. That's what I'm talking about.

[Larry McFeely]

There we go.

[Brady]

You did the laugh.

[Larry McFeely]

It's not a human laugh.

[Brady]

The fact that it would all change. Yeah, sure, It'd be. I would be more uncomfortable, and you'd be the most uncomfortable, but everyone would be changing the behaviors.

[Brett Toledo]

I don't know.

[Brady]

I'd be kind of interested to see.

[Brett Toledo]

How it played out.

[Brady]

Maybe it might and it might not.

[Brett Toledo]

Because it's behind a paywall.

[Larry McFeely]

I think the paywall thing makes it so. I don't care. Yeah. Because that's almost like. Go ahead. You guys paid to be here. Yep. But.

[Brady]

But you can't really. I guess the fact you can't interact with them as much.

[Larry McFeely]

So what? That's the worst part of it.

[Brady]

Just the fun. Fun part of that is they can still do that.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

That's what's fun about the chat room.

[Larry McFeely]

This one says. I would say video while you. While you're on the air is intriguing, but no longer feel like radio to me. It loses its allure. It's nice to imagine all your gestures and faces during conversations. Oh, no, no. I'm not Saying we'd ever film anything that goes on the air. You get that as radio, the stuff off the air would be be video. The weird stuff that goes on here be video. I don't think we could ever do it, unless. If I. If I owned the company stuff, I.

[Brady]

Wouldn'T know the con.

[Larry McFeely]

My only fear is that we're. We have owners, you know?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

So then they'd catch heat. If I owned it, I would. I wouldn't give a. About any of it at all. Like, okay, complain all you want. Bye. I'd still, the next day, wake up and do the exact same thing. You know, if the, you know, court of public opinion comes out and we're doing stuff like crazy and nobody's listening anymore because we've lost them with all the Brady's Toomer and Hyman jokes, then I'd be like, all right, we got to pull her back. But I don't. I don't see that being a thing. We're not that crazy. It's just certain things that are talked about are very funny, but the language can't be used on regular radio. It's intriguing. I didn't expect many people to say they would pay. Pay for any of this at all. Keep your money. Radio's free. Just the stuff you're missing is so great. It's just. You can't even imagine how funny it actually is. Now. Brady doesn't want to let you know who he really is, which is kind of like makes Satan blush. Deep down, he would change back into that big reason, huh? Oh, yeah. No, you don't want people to hear you saying those horrible things. It might get back to some. Somebody, or your biggest fear is that I've gotten. People would think differently of you, better at that.

[Brady]

Like, it's not like.

[Larry McFeely]

So are you volunteering now? Are we. Are we turning you?

[Brady]

Oh, all right. I mean, I'm in with whatever.

[Larry McFeely]

You're not gonna do that. Although I want to now. But we'd have to. We couldn't have a camera that you could see, because once you realize, you'd start making faces at it to kind of mask your distance discomfort, especially when he and I are going or those videos are on. Because I think you think of cameras as your mom, because now she has access to see what you're thinking. And I think deep down, you're like, oh, my mom sees this.

[Brady]

The facial reactions on the video side of it sure would be very.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, no, you know, I think that's.

[Brady]

What would change my part. Like, if I'm Looking at that.

[Larry McFeely]

I think that's what. What would change. I think the thing that would change is there'd be mugging rather than actually, like, reacting naturally. I think there would be a lot of turning towards the camera. There'd be a lot of showmanship that. That would bother me more than anything else.

[John Holmberg]

Be like Burt Reynolds and smoking a band.

[Larry McFeely]

Looking at the camera, looking at my side.

[Brett Toledo]

It'd just be like this.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Put up a piece of paper in front of it.

[Larry McFeely]

I think the deal would have to be like. Yeah. You can't overreact or do performative art because you know you're being being watched. The reactions are funny because they're funny on their own. The second the cameras come up, people make faces. That bothers me.

[John Holmberg]

A video would ruin the Guadalupe squares.

[Larry McFeely]

I think so, too. Tripp wants to do that all the time. I think so, too. That's theater of the mind. They want to film that and make that its own page. And I'm like, why Keep the magic alive a little bit. I know. Because they want to get paid. And you idiots keep saying you'd pay for it. I'd say, on the whole, all you keep. Keep your money and tell you never pay for radio. It's free, for Christ's sake. What's the matter with you? It's 909. Interesting, though. I got a lot of those emails. Another one?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. For Brady.

[Larry McFeely]

People want to hand us money. Brady's probably afraid we'll hear him call the Pope a C word. If I had a dime for every time I've heard that one.

[Brady]

This new Pope's a. Oh, man. It'd be out of. I couldn't put it past me doing that because it would just be. I know. It would crack everyone up.

[Larry McFeely]

No. And it would have to be.

[Brady]

Laugh so hard if you just fired that out.

[Larry McFeely]

I'd be surprised. I'd probably. Brady, that's inappropriate. There'd be no reason for that.

[Brady]

But it won't.

[Larry McFeely]

It won't. You don't think the Pope's. I do. It's the hat. It's the hat. I think is. It kind of bothers me you would say it. I don't think you'd say it. And it depends on why you would say it. It's not just you saying it. It's not funny if you just blurt that out and be like, what's wrong with them? But if there was a context to it. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Well, when you're asking Goldman where the glove section is, that's A bit little.

[Larry McFeely]

You know, I mean, it'll be completely out of character and I think it would be off brand and it would feel like you're trying to make me laugh, not being funny. Yeah, you're trying to hit me with a hammer. All of those were a lot of the times with that, that's not funny. That's sledgehammer funny. Where it's like, I tried to make someone laugh, might as well tap dance. But if they had some context behind it and you threw that bomb at us, I think I'd like it and I would feel like a winner. Anyway, I hate to say this. It's 9 11. That's just the time. It's not really a metaphor. We got ourselves a Rock wars coming up in just a little bit. We'll get to that. Next. It's 98.

[Brady]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[Larry McFeely]

I have heard enough of this. Are you looking for your next career opportunity? Interested in a position at one of the most state of the art steel mills in the world? CMC is hiring immediately. At CMC Steel Arizona in Mesa, open positions include electrical engineers, automation specialists, industrial electricians and industrial mechanics. Join the next generation of steel makers.

[Brett Toledo]

And help keep our electrical operators and.

[Larry McFeely]

Machinery running smoothly here at CMC Steel Arizona in Mesa. To get started, visit jobs.cmc.com CMC is an equal opportunity employer. Holmberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. See, that wouldn't have. That would have been. All right. Bray didn't say anything horrible during that.

[Brady]

It's clean.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, he's already. He's already worried.

[Brett Toledo]

He's already checking himself.

[Larry McFeely]

They're hiding cameras. These mother.

[Brady]

I got nothing to hide.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay? Here. Look at him. He squirms in his seat like he just. Like he pooped his pants.

[John Holmberg]

All right, Epstein.

[Larry McFeely]

He's got some tells. You'd be bad at poker. You got some tells with. You're uncomfortable. It'd be interesting. It's a thought. But I don't want to do it because people don't need to see this face ever. I'm doing you guys a favor, but I did like that Scott Haynes says, if you ever start a live streaming service of the show, please call it Julu. All right. Thank you, Scott.

[John Holmberg]

I think that's the only thing that was interesting during that break. I think I called you a Jew at one point.

[Larry McFeely]

That's right. You know, but you emphasized it sometimes.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

You hit the J Hard. You drove it home. Yeah. Yeah. It's probably the only thing that would.

[John Holmberg]

Have done during that one. It wasn't. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

People would have been entertained by you berating me for bigoted reasons. Yeah. That. When you do that all the time towards me. Still not fair. Anyway, what are you going to do? Brett? You have the control of rock wars this week. You won last week thanks to the great John Gordon. What is today's topic?

[John Holmberg]

You know what? Let's do a song. You know know that since Pete Rose was basically allowed to come back and be put into the hall of Fame, let's do the song that he's like playing right now in heaven. Yeah. Just dancing.

[Larry McFeely]

Pete's celebration song.

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Larry McFeely]

For finally probably going to be get the gift of being in the hall of Fame for baseball. It has. The ban has been lifted. He is no longer under the lifetime or forever suspension of major league baseball. Pete Rose probably going to get the hall of Fame.

[John Holmberg]

Probably.

[Larry McFeely]

What song is the Rose family and Pete himself in heaven. Who am I fooling Pete down there with Satan and all that.

[John Holmberg]

Let's ban we are the champions some of that low hanging fruit.

[Larry McFeely]

Can I also ban seals kiss from a rose.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay. Sorry. Sorry.

[Brady]

Darn it.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I know. It's 9:31. If you have any suggestions [e-mail] that is the email. You can text 97936 and we'll find out what Rock wars is about next. It's 98 Holmberg's Morning Sickness. It's time for the weekly battle of musical supremacy known only as Rock wars to you by our friends at Mo Money Pawn. Can't do it, John. I was just trying. John's doing it on his own over there. Shorter long term collateral loans from $10 to over 100,000American dollars. No credit needed. Top dollar paid with the entire process. Just taking Several minutes. Minutes. Mo Money Pond, 12th street in Indian school.

[John Holmberg]

That was my Moloch voice.

[Larry McFeely]

That was very good.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Moloch. Molo. Mock money. All right. Brett chose it. Pete Rose back in the running to be he's going to get in the hall of Fame. Couple years he's in. They've lifted the band that has lasted over 30 years now brought upon him by Bart Giamatti, former commissioner of baseball. Originally stamped by Kennesaw Mountain Landis back in the early 1900s. Saying gambling is absolutely intolerable in baseball will not be tolerated. Do anything else? Somebody brought the argument like what about the steroid guys? It wasn't a banned substance when those guys were doing it, which is a true little side avenue, a little side door that they were using, it was federally illegal to own or possess steroids.

[John Holmberg]

But it wasn't gambling.

[Larry McFeely]

No, no, it wasn't gambling. But the steroid thing, they're like, well, guys that are. You know, a lot of people have brought up. David Ortiz is in, and he got caught. He did get caught bad. And he's been doing. I think they don't want the pipeline to the doctor disrupted Dominican Republican baseball, and that's a big deal. So I think that keeping David Ortiz in that area is kind of like, he's your king. We're not going to get too bad about him. Or they'd be mad at baseball. But, yeah, the steroid era is like, yeah, that's another one. But it wasn't banned. But it wasn't legal. You know, it wasn't on a banned substance list. Same with the elk antlers for a while. They're always looking for a way. But Pete's back in, even though he was guilty of sin and did it. And we're saying what theme song Brett's.

[John Holmberg]

Topic playing right now up there and. Or down there. Wherever he's at.

[Larry McFeely]

Wherever Pete is hanging.

[John Holmberg]

Wherever his Pete is at.

[Larry McFeely]

Yes. He's at the casino in the sky. What is Pete listening to in his head? What's perpetually running through Pete's head today? Who would you like to go first?

[John Holmberg]

I'm really interested in what Brady got.

[Larry McFeely]

Me, too.

[Brady]

All right, well, I think it's unity has happened with baseball with Pete Rose. I think he's a little sentimental on this, and he's happy. Poison. Every Rose has.

[John Holmberg]

Turn the radio off, Bart.

[Larry McFeely]

Ste, turn your radio down. Put your shirt on.

[Brett Toledo]

I hope he's in a meeting right now.

[Larry McFeely]

Me, too. I hope he's getting text right now. They're blazing.

[Brady]

You let it out, Mark.

[Larry McFeely]

That's right. You know what I want to do? Mark's birthday just passed, but maybe for Christmas, I'm going to buy him a 1986 blue Prelude with this tape stuck. Oh, was he.

[Brett Toledo]

Was he an outward blubberer?

[Larry McFeely]

Like. No. Oh, when he. Was he an ugly crier?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. It wasn't pretty, but he didn't blubber.

[John Holmberg]

Can we get Brett Michaels to do a cameo for him?

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, walk into the bank.

[John Holmberg]

I'm going to look that up.

[Larry McFeely]

No, I'd rather have it be a live cameo. Oh, well, yeah, but the guitar and going to Mark's office. That's pretty good. All right. I like that one. All right. Every rose has its thorn. For Pete Rose getting back in and you know, had some thorns.

[Brett Toledo]

I missed it. Was he crying over Kristen?

[Larry McFeely]

No, no, no. It was a girl. A high school thing. Yeah. Was a girlfriend from high school. Broke. Broke him. And then like a week later, they were back to now. Kristen showed up after they were. That was the way after that.

[Brady]

It was one step away from the boom box out front of the house. House.

[Brett Toledo]

And she's never made.

[Brady]

Say anything.

[Larry McFeely]

You want to hear how different the 80s used to be? So Mark's old girlfriend was a. She was a Mexican girl, very pretty girl. And whenever she would tan, she would turn this incredibly dark, reddish color. Okay. So in the 80s, people called her Running Water when she was tan. And it wasn't to her face a lot, but it was a lot.

[Brett Toledo]

It was off the air, like our.

[Larry McFeely]

Stuff at Running Water. And I'm like, why do you guys call her that? Because. Yeah, her. Because she turn very pretty native colors. I don't know. Nobody had any qualms about that today. Everybody's suspended.

[John Holmberg]

We could have Ricky Rocket do it for 75 bucks.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, we could just text him.

[Larry McFeely]

I'd rather not. Yeah, I'd rather not direct.

[John Holmberg]

He's part of the band. What do you want me to do? Just Rhett's above that.

[Larry McFeely]

He could play it and I'll put a bandana on it.

[Brett Toledo]

That's a lot above that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's above cameo.

[Larry McFeely]

I'll put the wig on and sing it. There you go. Rather than have. Anyway. All right. Would you like me to go next? Well, I think it's a time for some celebration. And a man that celebrates usually pleasures himself in some way, shape or form. And nothing better than what the hall of Fame's about to be full of, which is Whole lot of Rosie. Both fingers in the air. Well, one finger there, the other hand's working. Pizza up there in heaven in the casino Caesars. God, what a visual. One hand in the air, tossing it down below.

[John Holmberg]

I think you watched Too Much Dr. Jerk off and Mr. Hard earlier.

[Larry McFeely]

It is on my mind, a lot of Rosie heading into the hall of Fame. All right, Bert me.

[John Holmberg]

I think he's still a little. I mean, he's celebrating, but he's still a little pissed off about it. And I think pretty much Jamie Joster said it the best. Well, I will be heard from the album Perseverance because he persevered through all this, and it's probably going to be in.

[Larry McFeely]

Now is the time for me to rise to my feet. He's yelling at them.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Wipe your spit from my face. Wip these tears. Wipe the tears. All right, John Gordon, we're very late. Get over here. I know. I would rather not. You have to do this every time. But when we're this late, John Gordon, I don't mind because I get to pick the best song of the week. Oh, oh. Best song of the week goes to Homeburg.

[John Holmberg]

I thought Brady was going to take it with that one.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, for sure. With John Gordon voting and Poison being on the. On the menu. All right. Whole lot of Rosie. It is beautiful work. I win. Thank you, John Gordon. Next week we'll get earlier and we'll get you guys back involved. Feel bad doing this with Gordon every week, but he's doing a good job. He picked the right one this time for sure. It's 9:52. Bring a little ACDC. No. Come on, you pick Poison.

[John Holmberg]

I was gonna go with DJ Colley and all I do is win. Just because.

[Larry McFeely]

But you were aiming for him.

[Brady]

Another one, too.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, he pointed to Brett and then me. Yeah, when you weren't even involved. Yeah. You feel like he's against you.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, he is.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Larry McFeely]

All right. That's some sad insecurity you got over there. He's probably get over that. We'll get our ACDC and next whole lot of Rosie coming up. And the Entertainment drill. It's 98.

[Brady]

Hey, it's not weird.

[Larry McFeely]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Brady]

No membership fee.

[Larry McFeely]

I have heard enough of this. Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Congratulations to the hit king. He's like it or not gonna be in the hall of fame eventually. Rules don't matter. Before we get to the entertainment draw, I just sent this, and this video exists now. Theo Vaughn, the comedian is caught in a Nashville bar choking a guy. And they got videotape of it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Larry McFeely]

A guy walks up to him with like. Like, Happy birthday balloons, and things don't go well. And then Theo grabs him by the throat and starts fighting him. And I think that just cements what I've always said. No matter what your intentions are, never sneak up on somebody with a mullet. They're unpredictable. And Theo's got like. He's the king of mullets.

[Brady]

So he's looking at a soul.

[Larry McFeely]

He's probably going to have to pay this person some money. So one eyewitness says he used crushing force. Force. That's never good in a courtroom. How would you describe the force that Mr. Vaughn used. Crushing your honor. Anyway, the guy with the balloons with a group of people who had repeatedly bothered Theo Vaughan. He said hello to them the first time, but didn't want to be bothered all night. And that guy was just went over and said, Theo said they were just trying to screw them the whole time. Nashville bar. Never trust him in a bar. A man with a mullet in a bar is the least predictable man on the planet. That's like Nashville, no less. A cobra, for God's sakes. Why would you walk up to a cobra and try to tease it? Men with mullets with alcohol in the vicinity adjacent to a Budweiser. Keep your distance. There should be a glass wall between that and people. But I like Theo. He's a good dude. I watched him get mad at somebody at the Orpheum when I hosted that thing for those comedians. And he was one of the guys down there. He was the first one in, and he didn't understand why there were no dressing rooms. And, like, nobody knew what and when anything was happening. And he was screaming at somebody in the hallway who was just kind of like a dude. I just. I worked the door. You said, where do I go? I put you down. I don't know. Can you get somebody down here? No.

[Brady]

Something.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm like, whoa. And I said, I'm hosting the event tonight. And goes, yeah, I'm not mad at you. Nobody knows a thing around here. And then he calmed right down. It was fine. I'm like, mullet people, they have triggers. I said, triggers? Theo, don't get excited. Mullet people also like words that rhyme with triggers. It's 1007. Let's get the entertainment drill going. It is brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense defense training. You had your Mother's Day opportunity. That was a few days ago. Now you got Father's Day coming up in a little bit. Why not do this as a gift? You got a birthday in between. Somebody you care about. It doesn't matter what age. They're really probably just finishing up right now. The silver sheepdog. That is a cool thing where they got people. They got a guy, I think he's 80, who just finished the highest level test there is without breaks. It's like a four hour test. And you know why? Because if you keep moving, you get better. Here's the thing. The reason you work out is not so you grow great now and so you are better later. It helps your brain function. It Helps your body. Trust me, as a guy who's been through four joint surgeries from beating myself up, the only reason I like working out as much as I do is so I don't have to worry about that later on. Especially your brain. A lot of studies say that your brain shuts down when you shut down. So keep moving, stay active. This 80 year old guy is a perfect example. He's up there in the Silver Sheep Dog program, kicking ass, doing great stuff, staying in shape, feeling good while he's old. Nothing worse than being old and sedentary because you can't move because you treated yourself like garbage years earlier. Remedy that. React defense is the place to do it. You become a smarter version of yourself and you get in great shape doing it. All the stuff they have to offers [e-mail] and the price is unbeatable. Two months of training for 199 bucks and that's personal training face to face right there. You're going to learn it the day you, you get there. Crawl, walk, run into a better version of yourself. Reactdefense.com the Home Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brady]

One of the stars of Happy Gilmore has died. The old man, Morris the alligator.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, the one that bit Chubb's hand.

[Brady]

Yep. He was probably between the ages of 80 and 100 years old. He also appeared in the 1980s movie Alligator, Interview with a Vampire and Dr. Doom Little Too.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

He died doing what he loved.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow.

[Brady]

He was living in a. On a gator farm in Colorado.

[Larry McFeely]

All right.

[Brady]

That's right, the Colorado gator farm.

[Larry McFeely]

Did they know which one he is?

[Brady]

If there was a farm, they had a picture of them on there.

[Brett Toledo]

That's the guy.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, I don't want to sound bigoted, but I don't think I could tell one from the other because he was.

[Brady]

In his own pen.

[John Holmberg]

They look alike.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh yeah. I think all of. Yeah, I agree with that, Brett. Yeah, the picture. Prehistoric lizard things all similar to me. And I'm sorry that I can't differentiate. I know.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, he's got the one snap.

[Brady]

Morris weighed in at 640 lbs. Gar.

[Larry McFeely]

Or a tattoo maybe. He's big. That's a big one.

[Brady]

Kim Kardashian wore seven.

[Larry McFeely]

But to be honest with you, Brady, if you were told that a gator in front of you was Morris from Happy Gilmore, would you be like, no way. You pretty much take anyone's word for it, right? Like there isn't a single thing about it. You'd be like, that's not from Happy Gilmore. Unless it was a baby.

[Brady]

I could identify Morris.

[Larry McFeely]

Could you?

[Brady]

No.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So I'm not wrong.

[Brady]

But on that farm, he's probably got to be one of the bigger.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay, but any. What I'm saying is any farm with alligators can claim they've got Morris from Happy Gilmore. Even the Happy Gilmore people. Sure, yeah.

[Brady]

Kim Kardashian.

[Larry McFeely]

I have some more skepticism in my life than Brady does.

[Brady]

Kim Kardashian wore $7 million in diamonds to testify against the men who tied her up and stole her jewelry in Paris in 2016.

[Brett Toledo]

She wanted to show off.

[John Holmberg]

That's an FU.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Brady]

Three million dollar 52 karat necklace.

[Larry McFeely]

Swing that D. That's a Kanye move. She learned that correct from Kanye.

[Brady]

Matching diamond earrings, rings, and an anklet.

[Larry McFeely]

She wore all of it. 5 million in front of them.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Larry McFeely]

I win. And you're still going to jail for it. Good move.

[Brady]

A new book about Joe Biden's mental state. It's called I Was Perfect. Original sin.

[Larry McFeely]

No, no. It changed the title of that book, but it's called Perfect. Oh, come on, Matt. Perfect. I was doing great.

[Brady]

It's written by Jake Tapper. It's written by me, Alex Thompson.

[Larry McFeely]

It's called. You're talking about a different book. I wrote a book called Imperfect. All the words are in a jumble. You got to figure it out yourself.

[Brady]

According to the book, they said one of the things the president didn't recognize. George Clooney.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that's something. When we all.

[Brady]

Basically.

[Larry McFeely]

That thing we all saw.

[Brady]

Put it in and said, that's what Clooney go. Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. And Obama basically said, get on my back. I'll let you ride me out.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Come with me, Gerald. This is the.

[Brady]

It was a fundraiser in June of 2024.

[Larry McFeely]

You are completely. Who's that? Who's that guy over there? I remember him from Facts of Life. Started Clooney, idiot. It was a factual life. I remember Facts Life. Yeah. George Washington Clooney.

[Brady]

We've been seeing pictures of President Trump, his meetings. Right Now. One of the things that the folks at Saudi Arabia did, they pulled out a mobile mix, McDonald's semi.

[John Holmberg]

It was sweet, right?

[Larry McFeely]

They know what he likes.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. George, George. George Washington Clooney. In front of the peanut on the er. It was. Come on, man.

[Brady]

There it is.

[Larry McFeely]

Come on, man. I got it, I guess. Come on.

[Brett Toledo]

Are you joking?

[Larry McFeely]

Joke. No joke. On the View.

[Brady]

Did you just say.

[Larry McFeely]

Did you see him on. Did you see him on the View. View the other day. No, it was pretty funny because, you know, he's doing. All right. I'll come. French cop. Ratchet like, oh, no. Oh, no. He's. Turn him down.

[John Holmberg]

It's like the tape decade. Your tape in 1987.

[Larry McFeely]

Josie's on a vacation trucking over. That's. I think that's what he's trying to say. The lyrics to the Outfield song. That's not vacation. It's of kind. Come in and talk it over. So many things I want to say. You know, like my girls a little older.

[Brady]

Make your plans for August 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay.

[Brady]

To San Francisco. No dead and company. No celebrating 60th anniversary of the Grateful Dead.

[Larry McFeely]

Why would I do that and not see them at Sphere in Vegas? What's better about that than San Francisco? I get it. They're from there.

[Brady]

It's where it's happening.

[Larry McFeely]

No, it's not. It's where it happens. Happened. Now all those old hippies are millionaire.

[Brett Toledo]

Only if they're brave enough to do it in downtown San Francisco.

[Larry McFeely]

Right now.

[John Holmberg]

I hope it turns into Jonestown in San Francisco.

[Larry McFeely]

Brett's right. Let's hope it turns into Dead Jonestown. Everybody drink the Grateful Dead Kool Aid, and we'll be grateful that you're dead. Oh, if we could just eliminate them from history. I just thought of this. But if you gave me a time machine. So you go back and kill any baby ever? I. Hitler?

[Brady]

Nah.

[Larry McFeely]

Cherry Garcia. Bob Weir. I'm like, all right. High on the list. Who else you got?

[Brett Toledo]

So you're saying you're willing to listen to offers?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Mark David Chapman. Grateful dead. Still winning 3 11's mom. Oh, ouch.

[John Holmberg]

Trey Anastasio's mom.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, Fish's mom still might go back and kill the dead.

[John Holmberg]

Mrs. Buffett.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, geez Louise. Mrs. Jimmy Buffett. The Mama Buffett. I'm gonna have to abuse that time machine. That's gonna be a murder box.

[Brady]

Mama Morrison.

[Larry McFeely]

Jim Morrison. Ah, he's lower. He's a lot lower than the Dead people. Doors fans are just dumb. They're not as annoying. Man, that's a tough one, I think. Grateful Dead or they're ahead of Hitler. I'll tell you that.

[John Holmberg]

It's a toss up between Fish and the Dead for me.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, there are more. More damage to the world than because.

[John Holmberg]

The fish tried to improve on the Dead net to have, then failed, try to continue.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, Hitler's definitely choppable. If they said it's got to be a politician, to Hitler, it's got to be music. Grateful Dead. That's true. All right, There you go. And then just random, the adventurous, the guy who puts those plastic boxes around medicine. I can't open those things. Cut my hands every time. We're all done. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a glorious Wednesday. We'll see you tomorrow on the morning sickness.

[Brady]

It's not weird.

[Larry McFeely]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Brady]

No membership fee.

[Larry McFeely]

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