05-15-25 - BR - THU - Oreos Are Vegan - Mattel Released A Pregnant Barbie - Would Brady Give Up Pizza For His Pets - AirBnB Host Didn't List No Hot Water - Brady Gets Salty When Called Out For How He Said A Latin Name

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: May 15, 2025

Hosted by John Holmberg with contributions from Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo.

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1. Introduction to the Episode

The episode kicks off with John Holmberg introducing the show, followed by brief advertisements and announcements from sponsors like MMP Guns and FanDuel. These segments are seamlessly integrated into the conversation but are excluded from this summary as per guidelines.

2. Oreos Are Vegan

Discussion Highlights: Brett and Brady delve into the topic of Oreos being vegan, exploring various flavors and their ingredients.

• Brady Bogen (05:12): "Most varieties of Oreos are considered vegan, including the classic double stuff, mega stuff, the golden Oreos, and the fins. Because they don't contain milk, eggs, or any other animal products."

• Bret Vesely (05:37): Expresses skepticism about the ingredients, stating, "Just some sort of weird plant byproduct. Goofy delicious though."

Key Insights:

• While Oreos are largely vegan, opinions on their taste vary among hosts.
• The discussion touches on the versatility of chocolate chips beyond cookies.

3. Mattel Releases a Pregnant Barbie

Discussion Highlights: The hosts discuss Mattel's controversial release of a pregnant Barbie doll, exploring public reactions and the reasons behind its discontinuation.

• Bret Vesely (06:36): "Mattel released a pregnant version of the Barbie doll. Her name was Midge and she had a detachable baby bump with a baby inside. She was quickly discontinued because people thought she promoted teen pregnancy."

• Brady Bogen (07:09): Questions the practicality and appeal of the product, "I don't think I'd buy a pregnant. I don't. Why would you want that trailer park version?"

Key Insights:

• The pregnant Barbie was met with backlash for its perceived message on teen pregnancy.
• Discussions highlight the tension between innovative toy designs and societal values.

4. Would Brady Give Up Pizza for His Pets?

Discussion Highlights: A segment centered around a survey question: "What would you give up to extend your pet's life?" focusing on whether Brady would sacrifice his love for pizza for his furry friends.

• Bret Vesely (09:19): "Would you eliminate pizza from your life?"

• Brady Bogen (09:10): "Most likely. Gen Zers would. Would do."

• Bret Vesely (10:01): Challenges Brady's stance, "You love pizza more than your pets. Wow."

• Brady Bogen (10:42): Clarifies his position, "I love the pets."

Key Insights:

• A humorous debate ensues over prioritizing personal indulgences versus pet companionship.
• Highlights differing perspectives on the emotional value of pets versus favorite foods.

5. Airbnb Host Didn’t List No Hot Water

Discussion Highlights: The hosts discuss a viral story about an Airbnb host who failed to list the absence of hot water as an amenity, leading to a confrontation with a guest.

• Brady Bogen (16:30): "A woman named Tanya is going viral after she shared an interaction with an Airbnb host who messaged her to say there was a temporary issue with hot water at the property she rented."

• Brett Vesely (17:54): Criticizes the guest's reasoning, "Her argument sort of sucks, though, about the doors and windows because you can't get in. And it's illegal to not have."

Key Insights:

• Emphasizes the importance of accurately listing amenities in rental agreements.
• Airbnb intervened by offering a full refund and assisting with alternative bookings.

6. Brady Gets Salty Over Pronouncing "Villarreal"

Discussion Highlights: A humorous yet tense exchange occurs when Brady mispronounces the name "Villarreal," leading to a heated correction from Bret.

• Bret Vesely (24:25): "You get rid of Kirby in a heartbeat. I agree."

• Brady Bogen (23:35): Attempts to correct the pronunciation, "Villarreal is not wrong."

• Bret Vesely (25:39): Rebukes Brady, "I did correct you. You're goddamn right."

Key Insights:

• Highlights the challenges and sensitivities around correctly pronouncing names, especially those of Hispanic origin.
• Demonstrates the camaraderie and banter among the hosts, blending humor with genuine interactions.

7. Additional Stories and Discussions

a. DoorDash Driver's Phantom Deliveries Scandal (22:22):

• Brady Bogen (22:24): "In Newport Beach, California, we got a DoorDash driver that is in trouble because he was doing phantom deliveries."
• The driver created fake orders, resulting in significant losses for DoorDash.

b. Trump Watches Controversy (28:21):

• Brady Bogen (28:24): Discusses fake Trump watches sold without authorization, leading to customer dissatisfaction.
• Brett Vesely (28:54): Criticizes the company's misrepresentation.

c. Viral Weather Video Commentary (30:00):

• Brett Vesely (31:05): Mockingly critiques a local weather reporter's pronunciation and behavior during a forecast.

d. Raging Bull Incident (34:00):

• Hosts discuss a bungee jump platform failure, sharing comedic yet morbid observations.

Key Insights:

• The hosts blend current events, viral stories, and local news with their signature humor and sharp commentary.
• These segments showcase their ability to engage with a variety of topics, keeping the conversation lively and entertaining.

8. Conclusion and Final Remarks

The episode wraps up with John Holmberg promoting community initiatives and supporting local pet rescues, emphasizing the show's commitment to engaging and entertaining Arizona listeners.

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Notable Quotes:

• Bret Vesely (05:37): "Never looked into it. Whatever that Oreo frosting is, is enough for me to buy a thing of Oreos and get rid of those weird crusty strange caps they put over the frosting."

• Brett Vesely (06:18): "Some guy said, what did Megan ask for for her birthday? A real husband with a human-sized nose. What's f you, Taylor?"

• Brady Bogen (10:42): "I love the pets."

• Bret Vesely (25:41): "Yeah, right. And again and again and again. If you just do it right, you wouldn't hear about it."

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of humor, current events, and light-hearted debates. From the vegan status of Oreos to the controversy surrounding a pregnant Barbie doll, the hosts engage listeners with their candid opinions and spirited interactions. Notably, the segment on deciding between pizza and pets adds a relatable and amusing dimension to the conversation, while discussions on mispronunciations and viral stories keep the content fresh and engaging for both regular listeners and newcomers.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[Brett]

The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Ready to go Katie Hobbs Me being in the same room with Katie Hobbs has people fired up. This guy called me a dumbass.

[John Holmberg]

Bam.

[Brett]

He said hey, dumb ass. The dipstick. And he didn't say, dipstick, who got that plane from that country is also arresting judges and officials. Maybe that's why she has security. I'm like, so I mailed back. I'm like, what? First off, that's no way to start an email. How rude. Second, you thought Trump was going to arrest her at KTAR yesterday. Really? He said, to be honest, I didn't think this email would make it through. Just shouting at you. Fair enough. Juan Carlos. His name's Juan Carlos Perez. I got to give him a little grace. The dude's worried about deportation.

[John Holmberg]

They seem to start calling you the Nose or something.

[Brett]

You can call me the Nose. I am the Nose. Somebody else said, yeah, they were probably worried because they'd heard you were there. And you can hide bombs and weapons in your nose. And I'm like, juan Carlos Perez, I understand you're a little triggered by the whole look. You're probably a citizen, but with a name like that, it's turning some eyeballs on paper. There's Juan Carlos Perez. You think these here illegally? I wouldn't. I'd place money on that. That's a fanduel bet. I'd put on the plus. So I get your upset. Stop calling me dumbass. Just say, hey, Mr. Holmberg. Or Dear whom. Dear sir, Dear Rabbi.

[Brady]

Yeah, I'll take that.

[Brett]

I'll even tell the hey, Juno's fire one of those over. But dumbass, that's out of the blue. Juan Carlos, we've never talked before, and I do think it's a flawed thought. Katie Hobbs had all that security yesterday to go to KTR because she was worried about Trump arresting her. That's crazy talk. It's time now for the Brady Report. It's brought to you by our friends at All Pro Shade Concepts. You want some shade in your backyard? It's a beautiful thing to do. It can drop the temperature in your yard in that space that's got too much sun that you'd be using if it wasn't for that direct sunlight, all Pro Shade Concepts can help you out. Drops the temperatures up to 20 degrees in some cases, and that is amazing. Think about it. At night, if you've had your shades out all day and that thing has made it so the ground didn't heat up and it's just better all the time. There's all sorts of benefits to this, let alone when the sun's setting. It's seven o' clock now, and it's still kind of warm outside, and it's hitting you direct. Those things. Knock that down. If you've got a TV on your back patio or you want to block that, it does that too. Keeps the glare off the screens. Amazing stuff. And it is built to block 95% of the sun's UV rays. These guys are the best in the business. Been doing it over 20 years. AllProche.com that's where you go, Brady. Report it.

[Brady]

Good Thursday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Brett]

Hello world. Hi.

[Brady]

Happy birthday Megan Holmberg. And happy birthday Bunny Bogan.

[Brett]

It's the. It's the ladies birthdays today.

[Brady]

It's also national Chocolate Chip Day. Just the chips I guess.

[Brett]

Not the. Not the cookie. You can put chocolate chips and stuff other than cookies, Brady, they can use. Oh, I know my mouth. They go in a lot of things.

[Brady]

Couple of basis fun facts. Most varieties of Oreos are considered vegan, including the classic double stuff, mega stuff, the golden Oreos and the fins. Because they don't contain milk, eggs or any other animal products.

[Brett]

Just some sort of weird plant byproduct. Goofy delicious though. Whatever that frosting is. Never looked into it. Whatever that Oreo frosting is, is enough for me to buy a thing of Oreos and get rid of those weird crusty strange caps they put over the frosting. Those awful. The cookie itself is horrible unless it's in milk. Otherwise I just.

[Brady]

Milk.

[Brett]

It's the only. It's the only thing you ever bought. Threw most of it away. You scrape the middle off.

[Brady]

A spotted animal can have a striped tail, but a striped animal can never have a spotted tail.

[Brett]

Hmm. You ever imagine if they sold Oreo frosting or the stuff inside of an Oreo in a jar by itself?

[Brady]

I thought they were talking about that.

[Brett]

If they did that. But if they sold just the cookies. Zero buys. Without the frosting though, the cookies are gross.

[Brady]

Maybe the Goldens would have a chance. I don't know. I've never had them.

[Brett]

Some guy said, what did Megan ask for for her birthday? A real husband with a human sized nose. What's f you, Taylor? Where did that come from? Gee, I mean, how did you know first of all? And why are you bringing it up, you bastards.

[Brady]

Mattel released a pregnant version of the Barbie doll. Her name was Midge and she had a detachable baby bump with a baby inside. She was quickly discontinued because people thought she promoted teen pregnancy. H I don't remember the pregnant Barbie.

[Brett]

Yeah, I don't think I'd buy a pregnant. I don't. Why would you want that trailer park version? Yeah, why Would you now? I better have a due date on it. Like, she can't be pregnant forever. Right. That's just weird.

[Brady]

Yeah. And you can detach the bump and detach.

[Brett]

No, no, no, no.

[Brady]

Well, you can on this. Squeeze it out, remove the baby. They didn't have it like that. It was just a cabinet.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, when you bought a cabinet, a case of Sprite, you turned in all your points for that one.

[Brett]

You get a little tiny Sprite and some graham crackers. And then your Barbie goes back to good.

[Brady]

That was in the house.

[Brett]

Yeah. Then you have emotionally insecure Barbie for, like, six months. Then probably super liberal. I can't believe this is happening to my rights Barbie. And then she becomes a housewife and everything's normal again.

[Brady]

It's May is National Pet Month.

[Brett]

Sorry, Brady. Is there a my Barbie? My choice does that.

[Brady]

Not that I know.

[Brett]

Okay. I would take that Barbie to the little Barbie Planned Parenthood and go, we got to get rid of this. That's not funny. Yes, it is funny. Like, you made her pregnant. I want it out of her. She's the fat Barbie now.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not paying for it.

[Dick Toledo]

Version of the plan B. Yeah, that would be neat.

[Brett]

And inside the belly, it dissolves. And then Barb. And then workout. Barbie helps her out, and she gets. She loses the food.

[Dick Toledo]

And like Brett said, a little case of Sprite and some graham crackers.

[Brett]

I like in trouble Barbie. And then she has, like, a. A little hole by her leg that. You know when the little Barbie pills worked because she wakes up and there's some. Then you got to clean the sheets.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, they're spotting.

[Brett]

Yeah, well, she has. It has to come out a little too realistic there. And then a little tiny tombstone because it was. She waited too long. So you got to name it.

[Brady]

Ken's brother can drive her in the clinic.

[Brett]

That's right. Ken's brother's more. Yeah. Ken doesn't. He can't know about this. Yeah. This is the. This is Michael. Sarah. He has to drive her over there.

[Brady]

And a new survey of pet owners. Dog owners. They're asked a question. What would you give up to extend your pet's life? And an example would be tons of my own life. Would you give up your favorite meal.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

To extend the life of your pet, Brady? Most likely. Gen Zers would. Would do.

[Brett]

Would you eliminate pizza from your life?

[Dick Toledo]

Did you hear that? Brett's a little skeptical about your.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I was asking. I was asking.

[Brady]

I wouldn't own a dog if I. If you asked Me to give up.

[Brett]

A pizza or a dog. The world either gets rid of pizza or dogs. You son of a bitch. That pause is eat. You get rid of pizza. There's so many other options of food.

[Brady]

Not pizza, man.

[Brett]

Yeah, I know. You get rid of. You would not. You would rather lose the companionship of all dogs than not be able to engorge your pig ass on pizza all the time. You can eat other stuff. Look at you, debating this in your head.

[Brady]

It's a tough debate.

[Brett]

No, it is not.

[Brady]

I'm glad they're not asking me.

[Brett]

So you love pizza more than your pets. Wow.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a.

[Brett]

You shouldn't have a love for food that is emotional and draining.

[Brady]

That's bad about every family member, huh? Love.

[Brett]

No, we already know that. We already know that people are out and pizza. Yeah, you're not. If you took pizza away from me, you'd move.

[Brady]

I could give up pizza.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, all right.

[Brady]

Challenge.

[Brett]

Do you love pizza more than you do your pets? You don't love your pet?

[Brady]

No.

[Brett]

Because you say you don't even. Like, you don't love them that way. Like, you don't have a love.

[Brady]

No, no, no, no. I. I did.

[Dick Toledo]

You love Katie.

[Brady]

I love the pets.

[Brett]

But you don't say it. Like, you don't hug them. Go. Love you, buddy. You don't do that every once in a while. Okay, that's new. That's different. Because you made fun of me once for saying I love you to my dogs.

[Brady]

Well, no making out.

[Brett]

I. I will let them lick me. That's not making out. It's what dogs do.

[Dick Toledo]

It's their greeting.

[Brett]

Right? I don't sexualize my dog like you do.

[Dick Toledo]

He's moving on. Look at him.

[Brett]

He wants out of this because he just thought of a world without pizza.

[Dick Toledo]

How long you think you could go without pizza? Trying not to cry. Like, if we put what through the summer? Until October 1st.

[Brett]

Oh, man.

[Brady]

Tough one. That's a tough one, is it?

[Brett]

You couldn't eliminate pizza from your life until Christmas completely.

[Dick Toledo]

You give up pizza. Brett gives up Mom's gravy.

[Brett]

Whoa. Oh, wait.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not involved in this.

[Brett]

I'll tell you this. I'm not involved in this. He goes on too many things. Pizza is just one thing.

[Dick Toledo]

That's true.

[Brett]

Pizzas are variations of. Because I know you. You'd start finding side.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he'd find a kettle zone.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

You'd use that.

[John Holmberg]

You'd still get your fix. Still get your fix.

[Dick Toledo]

You know, you couldn't have cauliflower crust or something.

[Brett]

Bread, cheese, pepperoni and mushroom. Cauliflower crust is good. Yeah, it is good. I know it's not authentic. Calm down.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not even going after that. I just don't, I'm just, I don't like it. I don't know.

[Brett]

Not bad.

[John Holmberg]

Unless I've not had a good cauliflower crust because it's pretty good ones. I've had them like.

[Brady]

But Auto's has a good one.

[Brett]

Do they? I don't. Yeah, I'm not.

[Brady]

But there are some that aren't.

[Brett]

Yeah, I've had a couple that are like. That's pretty remarkably good. And I had a bad attitude about it too, but it was pretty good. You could. So you couldn't. You don't think you could give up.

[Dick Toledo]

Pizza till Christmas until Christmas now?

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I could, but I don't want to.

[Brett]

Well, then you can't.

[John Holmberg]

Jonathan says Brady Kirby or P. Yeah.

[Brett]

You get rid of Kirby in a heartbeat. I agree. I tell you what to think.

[Dick Toledo]

Otherwise, give him till Christmas. That Christmas would be the best Christmas.

[Brett]

You had in years. He'd kill himself.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but we'd have to deal with him all the way up until Christmas.

[Brady]

No, it's not worth it.

[John Holmberg]

Not worth it.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, no. We'd eat pizza in front of you.

[Brett]

It would be menopausal, period. Boy, I don't even know what we'd like by August. It would be the most crotchety person.

[Brady]

Oh, man.

[Brett]

Move on. Nobody said you wanted to. We're just saying, could you do it if, like, the chips were down? You're like, no more pizza. If the doctor said absolutely no more pizza ever again, no more food, it's gonna kill you. Yeah.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Brett]

You would do that. I don't think you would. I think you'd. I think you'd dabble in pizza here and there.

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[John Holmberg]

Something new to announce from MMP Guns.

[Byron]

Brett I sure do. It's M and P Guns Customs MMP Guns is creating some amazing fire polishing, plating, bluing, custom laser engraving, laser stippling, cerakoting and performance upgrades. We do everything in house with our master trained craftsman. You can select our designs or make up your own.

[John Holmberg]

Well, can you do this to my gun?

[Byron]

We can do it to nearly any firearm. Doesn't matter where you live, you can ship it to us or we already have completed firearms in inventory daily with no wait.

[John Holmberg]

Well, there you have it. MMP Guns on the northeast corner of 12th street and Indian School or online at mmpguns customs.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness Boomers.

[Brady]

Would be most likely to have all their favorite TV shows and movies spoiled for them and they trade for three more years of their dog.

[Brett]

Yeah, that doesn't bother me. Yeah, spoilers never bothered me.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, because I can still watch it and get the gist of it.

[Brett]

If it's good the spoiler won't matter.

[Brady]

Yeah, one in seven would dump their partner to save their dog. Depends on and that was mostly true in the I've got millennials.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, I've got a few that for sure.

[Brett]

Pretty special dogs in my life. I wouldn't want to let them out the door.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh you just went cower for a little bit.

[Brett]

It's pretty special animals out there. Tell you right now my wife be better be you know, jumping up and down licking me in the face when I come home like the dog does. Cuz I gotta tell you as emotional bill cower you get a little emotional.

[John Holmberg]

About that, somebody's gonna get hard and it's not Brady.

[Brett]

Oh what is that?

[John Holmberg]

Oreo cream by the case.

[Brett]

You can buy just the cream by the case. What the hell? Move, everybody. He's going off 80 bucks. Wow. Well, it's a box. It's not just one bag.

[John Holmberg]

It's six per case. Yeah, six pounds of it.

[Brett]

Pounds?

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, my God.

[Brett]

You get 12 pounds of Oreo filling.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Brett]

For $80.

[John Holmberg]

Maxwell sent that over. Thanks.

[Dick Toledo]

Does he sell it? Wow.

[Brady]

A woman named Tanya is going viral after she shared an interaction with an Airbnb host who messaged her to say there was a temporary issue with hot water at the property she rented. It was less than a week before her stay, and she asked if she'd be refunded if it wasn't fixed before she arrived. They said they're unable to offer a refund in this situation because hot water was not included as an amenity in the booking. They did apologize for the inconvenience and appreciated her understanding. She responded. So you're choosing to rip me off because you didn't list an assumed amenity? Just like you didn't listen list windows and doors. If they're missing, I guess that's fine, too. The host in Water Period.

[Brett]

Yeah. What?

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, water at all?

[Brett]

Yeah. That's better.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I said the same thing in my. I don't think I got a video for that.

[Brett]

Water Period is not a bad band name.

[Brady]

So the host didn't budge, but Airbnb stepped in with a full refund.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

They're also helping her with another booking, and they're going to review the other host. It's unclear if they'll.

[Brett]

Her argument sort of sucks, though, about the doors and windows because you can't get in. And it's illegal to not have. It's not illegal to not have hot water.

[Brady]

Right?

[Brett]

I mean, you got to have an ingress egress situation in a. In a dwelling. It doesn't list it, but. Well, Right, but if. I mean doors and windows, she's. That's a terrible counter argument. It is. Assumed you're gonna have water.

[Brady]

Yeah. They're saying hot water is an amenity option that host can check when listing a property. And technically, they may only be responsible for delivering on the stuff they promise.

[Brett]

Right.

[Brady]

But it's like one of those. Seems like it's gonna have hot water.

[Brett]

You'd think you could complain about that and get away with that. Like, the guy's not gonna fight back. That's. I gotta hand it to him for digging his heels in on that. That's Landlord Brady now. I never listed it, so you're out.

[Brady]

That's $5 for the hot water.

[Brett]

Are you really digging your heels in on this? Damn right. You're not just going to give me a couple bucks back?

[Brady]

Nope.

[Brett]

I never said you'd have hot water. God, that's really a dick move. But I guess if you want to live like that. And then, you know, the first review, by the way, no hot water and the guy won't give your money back. Like he stands on this charge extra for the toilet. He's big on it. Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

So washing toilets. Don't recall putting that word in.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a five gallon bucket.

[Brett]

There's a toilet that's up for you to dispose the waste.

[John Holmberg]

It's like that Richard Pryor movie moving. Ah, the pool. We're taking it with us.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, that's a. I haven't seen that forever.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's a poll right there. Richard Pryor's moving.

[Brady]

We got a Texas man that's facing a felony charge. Arturo Villarreal. He's 56 years old. He was in his car with his two granddaughters in the parking lot of the Dollar Tree. I don't know what it is about dollar trees and fights.

[Dick Toledo]

You know what it is.

[Brady]

But it's happening on May 9th.

[Brett]

That's right.

[Brady]

Another driver got into confrontation with Arturo and it got heated. Arturo got in the car and was leaving. And that's when the other driver followed him and then lobbed a burrito at Arturo's car.

[Brett]

That's racist. And also many ways.

[John Holmberg]

Doesn't Arturo do weather for ktar?

[Brett]

Actually, yeah. Your name is just rolled ours.

[Brady]

Arturo circled around. I'm glad rammed the guy's car.

[Dick Toledo]

Nice.

[Brett]

I'm glad you live in a white neighborhood because you sing Arturo Villareal all the time. You get your ass kicked. Hey, look, it's Arturo. You say it like you're being shaken at and shaken down. Arturo Villa. Real.

[Dick Toledo]

Like Brady. Like Larry. Pronounces Portillo.

[Brett]

Portillo. This is my neighbor, Arturo Villarreal. That is not how you say anything.

[Brady]

He's a Spaniard.

[Brett]

Pinchy Brady does not know how to say Arturo.

[Brady]

What do you think he looks like?

[Dick Toledo]

Really?

[Brett]

Five, seven, about 265. Got a handlebar mustache, two tears tattooed to his left eye.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm going thin landscaper.

[Brett]

No way. He's a fat one.

[John Holmberg]

I'm going Edgar haircut.

[Brett]

Really? Yeah. How old was he?

[Brady]

56.

[Brett]

Oh, no. Arturo Villarreal has put some size on. Yeah, he's a. He's a great grandfather.

[Dick Toledo]

I missed the 56.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah. Arturo. You're all wrong. He's a white guy. Gray hair. He looks like Arturo Villarreal.

[Brady]

Like I am saying.

[John Holmberg]

No way.

[Brett]

No, no.

[John Holmberg]

Something with a burrito and so.

[Brett]

Hold on.

[Brady]

No, no, he didn't assign.

[Brett]

Oh, he got. But, Brady, you're saying that just because he has gray hair and looks white.

[Brady]

You racist.

[Brett]

You don't have to say his name. Right.

[Brady]

Saying it correct.

[Brett]

I wi it up because he's one of us.

[Dick Toledo]

Are we sure Arturo was the victim and not the perpetrator?

[Brady]

He was the victim.

[Brett]

Right. So if. If. If you don't look Mexican enough, it's okay to not do the L thing. You're Villa real. I don't know who you're trying to figure.

[Brady]

He's an American cracker.

[Brett]

Oh, you want me to. I'm not doing it. You look like my dad. That dude's only 56. Yeah, he doesn't have much longer to go.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm 56.

[Brett]

He looks horrible.

[Brady]

In Newport Beach, California, we got a doordash driver that is in trouble because he was doing phantom deliveries. Enough. So. So many deliveries. He built 2.5 million from DoorDash.

[Brett]

He was doing the deliveries.

[Brady]

He would create phantom deliveries that they're. He and he had three other guys.

[Brett]

He's ordering stuff.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah?

[Brett]

Who's paying for it?

[Brady]

He was able to hack break into their hardware.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow.

[Brady]

Computer.

[Brett]

I see. So nobody was paying.

[Brady]

They're building it, and they got 2.5 million from DoorDash.

[Brett]

Wait, oh, so he was pretending to be a driver?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Oh, my God.

[Brady]

30 year old. Say ye chattya ready? Dalaguri.

[Brett]

Sure. If he looks white, I want to hear how you'd say that. Dave Johnson. Yeah. Chicha Chu.

[Brady]

He and his other buddies that were in on it. Mansory Mandupu and Matthias Duarte and Hari Zamziani.

[Brett]

No, you don't have to be a dick about it.

[Brady]

The accent on that.

[Brett]

Well, no, you overdid it. No, no. Villarreal is said one way. No, Villarreal is not crazy. Viaal is normal. Villarreal is not. How you'd say it.

[Brady]

I did not say go to the table. I said Villa Real.

[Brett]

You said Villa Real. So you did throw the accident, but you can't. You skip the two Ls?

[Brady]

Villa Real.

[Brett]

All right, that sounds kind of crazy.

[Brady]

Villa Real.

[Brett]

Okay, fine. You still screwed it up.

[Brady]

Fine.

[Brett]

Yeah. He's such a. It's hilarious. Even when he's wrong, he fights. Yeah, I said that wrong. It's over. I said part of it wrong. Yeah.

[Brady]

Villarreal is not wrong.

[Brett]

Yes, it is.

[Brady]

No, it's Not Villarreal.

[Dick Toledo]

Will Avia Real call us, please?

[Brett]

Yeah, Villarreal as well.

[Brady]

I say it just like Harry Carey would say it, right?

[Brett]

And he was known as kind of an idiot. Soon to get to the Indians. You don't have to over celebrate being an ass about it just because you were wrong. I can't sit here and let you be wrong. And then people email me and goes, look, if you're not stopping Brady, you all sound like idiots now. I'm like, I know. But he gets mad when I tell.

[Brady]

Him, thank God you're here.

[Brett]

It's true. Oh. Oh, for your life. You're right. You have never been more right. Thank God I'm here. You have never been more right. Had to go there.

[Brady]

Simple. Thanks. Unbelievable.

[Brett]

What a Pastor Aggressive douchebag. Like, hey, now you're just attacking. Settle down, God damn it.

[Dick Toledo]

I love Chippy Br.

[Brett]

He's fun. It's the most fun.

[Brady]

It's about time.

[Brett]

No, he's been around for a while. He was here earlier this week, a couple days ago. Just because you said via real. And you did. Okay, Villa Real. I know. That's all.

[Brady]

Just saying thank you for correcting me.

[Brett]

I did correct you. You're goddamn right.

[Brady]

And again.

[Brett]

Yeah, right. And again. Well, thanks for following up and learning eventually and stop screwing up. And again and again and again. If you just do it right, you wouldn't hear about it.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, God.

[Brady]

I'm trying.

[Brett]

No. No, you're not. You keep doing it, you know, via real. God damn it.

[Brady]

Villanuevo.

[Brett]

Huh? It's not always the same, Brady. The word eight and eight are the same.

[Brady]

They're spelled the Harry Carey.

[Brett]

Oh, well, so you were thinking of Harry Carey.

[Brady]

Said Hector V. Yeah.

[Brett]

He couldn't say his name.

[Brady]

Yeah. Holy cow.

[Brett]

Hector, villain of mover boy. I'm just gonna call this guy Hector V.

[Larry McFeely]

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[John Holmberg]

Hey, Byron. I was [e-mail]'s website. You have everything, and the prices are incredible.

[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

Wait, there's no backorders?

[Byron]

Nope. We work with all our distributors, so what you see on our site is what's actually available. We ship all. All over the country. So we're not just for Arizonans anymore. If the firearm you want is legal in your state, we can get it to a dealer for you to pick up.

[John Holmberg]

Sounds simple. That's why I always go to MMP guns.comberg's.

[Brett]

Morning sickness.

[Brady]

There's a dude, L.A. he got busted on Mother's Day for whacking off in a shed at Lowe's. The ones out front?

[Brett]

That'll happen.

[Brady]

People saw the door cracked open and called the police. Said, there's a naked man in there. Police had to go through five sheds before they found the guy. He was laying down, pants to his ankles.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow.

[Brady]

And next to a jar. There was a jar of Vaseline next to him.

[Dick Toledo]

When did he parties.

[Brett]

That's not good.

[Brady]

He admitted he'd been pleasuring himself and watching YouTube on his phone.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay, you got me.

[Brett]

Yeah, you gotta nail that one.

[Brady]

We got a couple that bought a Trump watch, spent $640. It's big news because they got it. And the face of it says rump. Yeah, the T is missing, but the company that sells it.

[Dick Toledo]

Please tell me they're from.

[Brady]

They just got the license and image of. Yeah, Trump's name.

[Brett]

Trump's not doing.

[Brady]

But they're using his voice on the commercial. Or if it's the same Trump watches dot com.

[Brett]

This could be a knockoff, like an Oleck. Yeah, it might.

[Brady]

Evidently.

[John Holmberg]

Jerseys we used to get from China.

[Brett]

Exactly.

[Brady]

The company reached out to the people, apologized, not only replaced the watch, but gave them an additional $800 to buy more product.

[Brett]

The tea fell off.

[John Holmberg]

Nice.

[Brett]

Gabriel Roa Villarreal.

[John Holmberg]

Are you sure?

[Brett]

So, it's just to clarify, John, you are saying that, right? It's my last name. Brady says it the way we call the white one. Way I'm the right way. That's the white way. That's all. A lot of Mexican listeners out there, Brady. There's no reason to offend them all.

[Brady]

The Pope got his own baseball card. Tops came out with Leo the 14th card. And it's already gone up in price and it's outsold. LeBron James.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, maybe your card guys have that Valley Pope packs.

[Brett]

What do you mean?

[Brady]

It's outside over 130,000 copies making it the best selling non sports tops card or tops now card.

[Brett]

How do people find you out of.

[Brady]

The realm of sports? It's dethroned. LeBron James.

[Brett]

Good.

[Dick Toledo]

This is the first day we're hearing about already sold out.

[Brett]

Only 130,000 LeBron James cards exist.

[Brady]

No, in the first day this card was out.

[Brett]

Oh, sure.

[Brady]

It sold more.

[Brett]

It seems like a novelty thing. Like they're not gonna print a bunch of them. That's probably it.

[Brady]

Is his rookie card.

[Brett]

Check his stats later. See if that thing gains value or not.

[Brady]

Got some radio videos.

[Dick Toledo]

Give me a second. Sorry. I'm buying.

[Brett]

That's right, the weather guy on channel or on kts. Yes. That dude goes bananas. Oh, he does. It's gonna be 81 degrees today. A slight chance of storms coming your way. Low is going to be 61. I'm Jorge Torres. Jesus. Did you just like olay a bull during that?

[John Holmberg]

David Banner to the Hulk. Like in one sentence, he turns into.

[Brett]

A different human being. It does. Like Jesus Christ. There's a cultural war just occurred in two words.

[John Holmberg]

Easy, guys. He has enough time pronouncing Mexican food items, let alone names.

[Brett]

It's exciting.

[Dick Toledo]

Food items in there.

[Brett]

He'll knock those down hard enough.

[Brady]

Time.

[Brett]

That's right. You're doing this one too. Did I just do this? That looks like same dude I was doing earlier on the video.

[John Holmberg]

Easy Ice.

[Brett]

Hey, hey, hey. Yeah, that's gay.

[Dick Toledo]

One of Brett's videos.

[Brett]

We got a baseball thing here.

[G]

What is this incredible ending to this juco baseball game between Seminole State? Seminoles up 11 10. McLennan's at the plate. They've got bases loaded and one out. This breakdown's brought to you by SeatGeek. Lefty up, first pitch. He's gonna put it in play to the first baseman, who comes straight home to get that out. Then they go back to first base. Inning ending game, ending double play. Spikes the ball starts celebrating. The dugout empties.

[Brett]

Only two out.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[G]

We're not. We don't get to be the one celebrating. He said out, though. They're all pointing to the first base.

[Brady]

Up.

[G]

He said out. He set out. Wait, hold on.

[Brett]

And the other team starts a couple years old, I thought, yeah, I've seen this one before. It's amazing because there's only two outs. Yeah, they celebrated the championship and they were an out away. And the guys rounded third and second, came home. Like I think there's only two outs. And the other guy stepped on home plate. And then the other team started to celebrate. Too crazy.

[John Holmberg]

I get drafted.

[Brett]

That's why they're in junior college. That's why they didn't go to a good school.

[John Holmberg]

So you get a juco.

[Brett]

That's right. What? You get a juco.

[Brady]

The first radio video I give you Hamburger Helper Face.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, it's not.

[John Holmberg]

This isn't gonna be good.

[Brett]

What is that?

[Dick Toledo]

Maybe that's the glove. Maybe that's why the other one came up.

[Brett]

What's Hamburger Helper?

[Brady]

It's just a still shot I've seen. If mine would pull up and I'd send them again. But we're not gonna be able to see it.

[Brett]

Okay. Oh, wait. Maybe Toledo may have fixed it. No. This is just a truck backing over Indians just in a day that ends.

[John Holmberg]

In Y over there.

[Brett]

That is not Hamburger Helper Face. That was a box truck. I believe it. Maybe an ambulance.

[Dick Toledo]

Hamburger Helper Face has been taken down.

[Brett]

Just an ambulance running over a crowd.

[John Holmberg]

That's like me playing GTA after a few cocktail.

[Brett]

Else that's when I get bored with the mission. I'm just going to run everybody over. It is. It's Jesus. This truck is running over everybody back and forth.

[Brady]

Go home.

[Brett]

Why do people still attack the truck? Run from it.

[Brady]

Everyone got up too.

[Brett]

That the back was just a flat. I don't know if everyone got up. Jesus.

[Brady]

Well, the one that. The one lady that right here. Or dude with the long hair.

[Brett]

Watch the guy under the tower. Yeah.

[Brady]

They get. Gets out of the way.

[Brett]

That's pretty awful. I don't know how that happened.

[Dick Toledo]

Bull's not either.

[Brady]

What all of your Raging Bull.

[Brett]

Here's a guy jumping off.

[Brady]

This is a. A trusty bungee jump.

[Brett]

Oh, the bungee. The whole platform of the bungee jump falls off the cliff. It's called. The whole thing broke and everybody plunged to their death into a poop river. In the karate country. This is why you don't do that stuff.

[Brady]

They got a refund.

[Brett]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

No hot water and now this.

[Brady]

This.

[Dick Toledo]

Were any of them clipped in one guy?

[Brady]

No. The one guy. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, they are. They are. Okay.

[Brett]

I see not all of them.

[Brady]

But that clip platform is gone.

[Brett]

Wow. It looks rickety to begin with.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Look at it shaking.

[Brett]

Yeah. The whole thing you're climbing on is just Toledo. Your vacation. Ish. Don't do zip lines or bungee jumping.

[Dick Toledo]

We.

[Brett]

There you go.

[Dick Toledo]

We did do a zipline.

[Brady]

I got a raging bull.

[Brett]

What is that word?

[Brady]

Toros Coralius.

[Dick Toledo]

Not close. For the record, I wouldn't pronounce it right either.

[Brett]

It's Tauros Corralejas.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay.

[Brett]

Nice. Thank you. I've lived here for a while. It's a bull with a horn of a guy's ass. What that means is a bull with a horn in your ass. Ass. Toros Corralejas.

[John Holmberg]

Check.

[Brett]

Yeah. And the dude's trying to climb under a fence, and the bull's like, I'll help. So he gives him a little push with his horn right in the B hole. Yikes. Yikes.

[Brady]

That's it.

[Brett]

Can we get spicy Brady in the squares? He's wrong, but he don't care. I'm spicy. All right. What do you got, Bert?

[John Holmberg]

All right, this one comes to us from Los Hermanos Cerveza.

[Brett]

Oh, the brother's beer. Yeah, the beer brothers.

[John Holmberg]

He throws one in every once in a while. Okay, let's look at that fat ass right here.

[Brett]

Yeah. Thick ash. He's dancing for a guy in just a pair of jeans and no shirt. He moonwalks. Oh, he moon walks right into the traffic. He moon walks right into traffic. I didn't even know they were on a road for no reason in this country.

[John Holmberg]

I like how the Michael Jackson comes in.

[Brett]

Yeah. Just dancing in the street, and he moonwalks into the street and a car hits him. Why are they dancing at all?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brett]

Were they filming a video or something?

[Brady]

Couple of surveys. Yeah.

[Brett]

One of those countries where you just don't have time to work.

[John Holmberg]

Let's do another bull.

[Brett]

All right. This is. Oh, this is a terrible nation. You're allowed to just bull fight in jeans. Guys running across, always running right to the bull, and he tries to jump over it, and he does not wait. Oh, it catches him in the neck, and it picks him up by his. Oh. And the bull has, like, six or seven spears in it. And I thought he thought he was. This bull's fighting for his life and winning. Wow. Wow.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what we like when the bull wins, though.

[Brett]

Oh, I want the bull to win. Oh, a dude in jeans charging a bull that's been stabbed eight times.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Family videos from Toledo's vacations.

[Brett]

Definitely a Toledo vacation spot. This dude's holding a giant. Looks like a huge nose, like a. Oh. And he hits himself in the head three times with this gigantic saw blade, and it's just buried in his head. Now. Three Hits to the head. He's bleeding like crazy. And he's alive. Yeah. And Toledo gets to see that as part of the family package in tat swan.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow. That might have. That might have been a.

[John Holmberg]

This guy's just.

[Brett]

This guy's just being beaten.

[John Holmberg]

Getting abused for stealing.

[Brett]

Oh, he stole something in the country that Toledo visits. And they just spank him with giant paddles. Wow. For a long time.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Brett]

Are they gonna pull his pants down?

[Brady]

Oh, he's joining fraternity back in the day.

[Brett]

Geez. They're back at it. And they won't let him roll over.

[Brady]

Wow. Now the back.

[Brett]

Where is this? Don't steal them.

[Dick Toledo]

Why are they patting his butt?

[Brett]

Oh, now they're beating him again. You better take in a car. Wow. I like that. He's on an old lawn chair. Whatever he took.

[Brady]

That's pronouncing a name.

[Brett]

That's right.

[John Holmberg]

There's an oldie, but a goodie.

[Brett]

Okay. Got a hand and a blender. And the blender's on.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's what happens, son.

[Brett]

Cut off all four fingers with the blender at full puree. Why did you do that? Good man.

[John Holmberg]

Those Vitamixes are great.

[Brett]

I will end with this. All right. My God. Oh, good God. So that guy that emails you, John. Juan Carlos Perez. He's a dick. He has additional names that fit too, in between Juan Carlos and Perez. I think he paid for his name on his INS paperwork. He should be worried about deportation. He's an unintelligent dick. This guy knows one of our listeners and does not like him. Anyway, there you go, everybody. That is your Brady report. It's 98k upd.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird.

[Brady]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Dick Toledo]

No membership fee.

[Brett]

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