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John Holmberg
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Brad
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Thriller Walsh
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Gene Simmons
Holmberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Thriller.
Thriller Walsh
We gotta go. All right. All right, everybody. It's time for your late Guadalupe Squares. This has a lot to do with Craig Shoemaker's movie.
Brad
Welcome. Yeah, that's right.
Thriller Walsh
It's time for your Guadalupe Squares.
Gene Simmons
What are the tickets? What are we giving away?
John Holmberg
We have Mud Vein or Mammoth tickets.
Dave Draiman
Or Jeff Ross.
Thriller Walsh
Or Jeff Ross. That we can give any. The winner chooses, right?
Dave Draiman
Yep.
Thriller Walsh
Okay, so that's what we'll do. Here's your host of The Guadalupe Squares, Mr. Thriller Bergeron Walsh.
Dave Draiman
Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin Taco Square. We got Simmons, Netanyahu, and Dave Dreamer a little bit also.
Gene Simmons
I don't believe I heard my name said properly. Let me do it for you. It's Gene Simmons from Kiss. I believe is what he was trying to say.
Dave Draiman
Yes.
Gene Simmons
And I've brought my good friend from Israel, the premiere, the president of Israel. It's Benjamin Netanyahu. I believe is the word you were trying to.
John Holmberg
I loved your show last night, Benjamin.
Gene Simmons
Well, thank you, Brad. It's Shalom. First of all, shalom to Brett.
Brad
Looks like. Is that Draymond?
Gene Simmons
Dave Drayman, ladies and gentlemen. Last night. Oh, no, sorry.
John Holmberg
I was getting confused.
Gene Simmons
I didn't know I did a show. Dave, he's talking to you. Come over here, Dave. Dave Draiman from Disturbed. Also here.
Brad
Big carpool.
Gene Simmons
Excuse me. Thank you, Brad, for showing up to the show last night. Dave Draymond, brothers and sisters. Very handsome, handsome people. At the Disturbed show last night, all of us Jewish men over 50 who are celebrities end up sounding exactly like this. Excuse me, Dave. Gene Simmons from Kisser. I just wanted to say thank you to Thriller Walsh for. Thank you for introducing us. And next time, maybe lead with Gene Simmons. And pause.
Dave Draiman
Okay.
Gene Simmons
And then, of course, bring on the rest. I think that would. That would eliminate a lot of the confusion.
Dave Draiman
You before Netanyahu.
Gene Simmons
Yes. It's like that greater than, less than, sign I am the greater than. And then Netanyahu comes in, although he's a great man. Shalom, Gene. I appreciate that. That's very nice of you.
Brad
There's a hierarchy amongst the three of you.
Gene Simmons
That's right. Can I get a word in here? It's Dave Draymond from Disturbed.
John Holmberg
Dave, how you doing?
Gene Simmons
Last night I looked out into the crowd and I saw Brett and I thought, wonderful. And then I saw Brett and he was sitting next to some twinks, and I thought, my guy going to be. Am I wrong? There were twinks making out of the show. And that's it.
Dave Draiman
All right.
Gene Simmons
By the way, it's also National Barbecue Day. I know you're supposed to hurry this up. Gene Simmons from Kiss here. If you have a barbecue and you haven't had a Kiss steak yet, let me start by saying I'm sorry your life has not been complete. If you're a handsome and wonderful person, you want this? A Kiss steak. Available@kisssteaks.com.
Dave Draiman
I'Ll keep that in mind for next barbecue here.
Brad
I'm thinking this kind of steak.
Thriller Walsh
Nope.
Gene Simmons
The jerk off steaks. No, that's what you eat. I don't know what hand gesture you were just doing, but I don't eat my steaks with that topping. I prefer the Oscar style.
Dave Draiman
Hopping on over now, top, middle square. Bruce Springsteen. Whoa, a little stroke there. Bruce Springsteen.
Thriller Walsh
There it is.
Bruce Springsteen
2, 3, 4. I thought I'd let everybody know how much I hate the United States of America whenever I.
Dave Draiman
That's new for you, isn't it?
Bruce Springsteen
I was on video last night telling everybody I can't stand the USA And I was in England doing it.
Thriller Walsh
Brady, you saw it.
Salty Brady
I was in my.
Bruce Springsteen
I did.
Salty Brady
I don't wear my jean jacket anymore.
Bruce Springsteen
I wear half a tuxedo. And I say, born down in a dead man's town.
Thriller Walsh
First gig I struck is when I hit the ground like a dog. That's when.
Bruce Springsteen
Pizza. Screw it.
Thriller Walsh
Get to the course.
Bruce Springsteen
I hate the USA I'm out there. I hate USA Stuff now. I don't like the United States and I only scream that when I'm overseas.
Gene Simmons
There you go, little Stevie. Got you.
Bruce Springsteen
Hate the USA I was born in a country I hate. I call it the USA I hate.
Thriller Walsh
This country so much, it's corrupt, it's.
Bruce Springsteen
Miserable, and it's given me absolutely Nothing except for $450 billion in music rights.
John Holmberg
Well, you're just like us.
Bruce Springsteen
We've got a Tyrannosaurus rex ruining our country.
Thriller Walsh
That is horrible. Well, I'll let you stew in your tyrannical source.
Bruce Springsteen
I'm saying it wrong.
Thriller Walsh
Tyrant. Hate this country.
Dave Draiman
Let's stay political here at Top Right Square. Now going to President Trump.
Bruce Springsteen
You're a dried up prune and that's all you need to know. This dried up prune goes over. Say, I'd like to see you try that crap hating United States on a stage boss in New Jersey. Who, by the way, I nearly won New Jersey through the seven swing states. Why don't you try your I hate the United States talk in front of that and we'll listen to the booze. But you go over to the UK with all those liberal cuckoo Muslims.
Brad
He's no Lee Greenwood, sir.
Bruce Springsteen
He's no Lee Greenwood. Lee Greenwood would never do that.
Gene Simmons
Go.
Bruce Springsteen
I'm talking about how much he hates the United States. You were born in the usa but we can deport you. Trust me, I can get rid of you. Get rid of that. Birthright citizenship for annoying 70s has been dried up prune people.
Dave Draiman
All right.
Bruce Springsteen
Dried up prunes. I don't want anything to do. It looks like the boss is a little light in his loafers. While you're over there in UK why don't you visit Rosie and maybe rent a room. You guys can stay there. I don't like you. You don't like me. Let's just call it a one. There's a lot of them over A lot of total losers have moved away to the rain swept gray cloud called the UK and you can stay as far as I'm concerned. I love it in the United States and I am joined by 71 million other Trump voters that do too screw that guy. Try it again. Go to Texas with that that garbage Bruce that Springsteen. Thanks for that 57 channel exactly right. You don't 57 channels and nothing on the 58th channel is Fox news. There is something on well I won't.
Dave Draiman
Make I won't make demand there sir. Let's go on over now. Middle of square RFK Jr here splish black.
Bruce Springsteen
I was taking a bath in a river with my kids.
Brad
They see you drinking from that river.
Bruce Springsteen
In the middle of a river. I had some in my mouth. Spit it out.
Dave Draiman
You know water can be clear, right?
Bruce Springsteen
That's not something I'm worried about. I was building my immune system through the the giant river that I swam it with my kids the other day. People watched it and the reason I got in is because there was a dead bear floating in it. I wanted that I was hungry and I needed to get one of the.
Dave Draiman
Taste that boiled as the health gu.
Bruce Springsteen
Hsa whatever I'm in charge of I I'd like to say that every American will be required in 2026 to swim and if I have my way which.
Brad
Is better roadkill bear or roadkill whale?
Bruce Springsteen
Roadkill whale is some of the finest meat I've ever put on a car you Toledo.
Dave Draiman
All right.
Bruce Springsteen
Swimming in feces rivers is not bad. I also have a new kids book I'm right help out the kids called there's a measle on my weasel.
Thriller Walsh
No vaccine can cure it.
Bruce Springsteen
Yep Brady wrote that there's nothing I can do about look I can try to cure measles. I can't cure dad jokes. That's just there's a measle and my weasel is funny. We have to all admit there's a certain time when he hits one he's one for 20. Yeah he's not over the Mendoza line but he's got a couple of Hits. He's a Punch and Judy singles guy.
Dave Draiman
Okay, hopping now to the middle square. Salty Brady going on.
Salty Brady
I don't need your RFK junior.
Thriller Walsh
Whoa.
Salty Brady
That's a funny joke. Measle on my weasel. And if you don't like it, get the out of here.
Dave Draiman
You okay, man? What's going on?
Salty Brady
I'm fine, Corey.
Thriller Walsh
Okay, you and your got against him.
Salty Brady
He's got his. He's walking around the hallways like he owns the place with that strut.
Brad
Well, you could do that too.
Salty Brady
Walking around like he's in Boys to Men or something. Yeah, walking around like a proud like peacock. You walk like the rest of us instead of this weird gait you've got going on.
Dave Draiman
Soul brother, I will not bother you. Then let's go on over now to the middle of the square. Someone who was probably taught to trip in many different ways. Adam Carolla.
Thriller Walsh
Look. Thriller. There's a look. It's almost as if I'm here because of the square that's underneath me. And that's Tripp Reid.
Dave Draiman
You've been down there before?
Thriller Walsh
I have been down on Tripp Reeb before, which is how I got lovelined in the 90s. Tripp abused his power regularly and I was. I had to be the recipient of what he called cabin boy. Yeah, I was a cabin boy. He called it performance review, Sonny. Trip D, he called it. He put it in your mail. It was terrible. It was very 90s oriented way to get a job at Kroc. And he was in charge, so I just thought I'd come clear that up since I was here earlier in the week.
Dave Draiman
Well, we're happy to have you regardless. Let's go.
Salty Brady
Love those trip offs.
Thriller Walsh
No, the trip offs were tough like that. You wore white so it didn't stain. But me and. Me and Kimmel took a beating from the old man 30 years ago at Kroc. But you know what? In hindsight, it worked out. So I guess you know, it's not who you know, it's. It's who you booked.
Dave Draiman
Bottom left. Swear. Now, Brady Secrets.
Thriller Walsh
Fair.
Dave Draiman
Give us a hint.
Bruce Springsteen
Ola says I'm Machete.
Thriller Walsh
All right, thanks.
John Holmberg
Cool, man.
Dave Draiman
Awesome. Save some time there. Off now from this tour. Bottom, middle square. Biden.
Thriller Walsh
She's on the bottom floor. Yeah, I don't have to get all the way up in the top square anymore. What are you doing down there?
Dave Draiman
It's way easier for you now.
Thriller Walsh
My redemption tour people are writing books about cognitively. Hey.
Dave Draiman
Behind.
Thriller Walsh
Hey.
John Holmberg
Hey.
Thriller Walsh
What he did. And they say I can't be.
Gene Simmons
Let's say nobody.
Thriller Walsh
Nobody understands me.
Brad
Is your friend Barack here? He needs to walk you off.
Thriller Walsh
Follow me. Joe, just. I said I was on stage. I was staging with George Clooney Carver, inventor of the peanut. No.
Gene Simmons
Yeah.
Thriller Walsh
No, you weren't giving us fundraiser for peanut people. Peanut people in Nova Scotia. Oh, no, totally. Cognate. Cognate. I got it all together upstairs. Barry got it upstairs. Upstairs. Oh, well, if you George Clooney, inventor.
Gene Simmons
Clooney tunes.
Thriller Walsh
He was a cartoon guy.
Dave Draiman
Get some rest. Get some rest. We'll get back to you here eventually. But to end things off, bottom right square, Lord and savior trim.
Salty Brady
Yeah.
Thriller Walsh
Good job so far, Walsh.
Dave Draiman
Oh, thank you.
Thriller Walsh
Keep it moving.
Dave Draiman
Yeah, try.
Thriller Walsh
If it was the 90s, I'd make you blow me and I'd give you a better job. But it's not why he complimented you.
Dave Draiman
He doesn't need to.
Gene Simmons
No, I don't.
Thriller Walsh
And I have to be careful or he'll me to me. Yeah.
Gene Simmons
Boy, if this was the 90s, you'd.
Thriller Walsh
Be running the show, kid.
Gene Simmons
I guarantee it.
Thriller Walsh
Hey, you've been on my boat.
Dave Draiman
Not yet.
Gene Simmons
You want to get on it?
Thriller Walsh
Old Captain Tripp would start screaming, blow me timbers. Or something like that.
Gene Simmons
Like pirates do.
Thriller Walsh
Oh, and guess what you'd have to.
Gene Simmons
Do, peg leg Swab my deck.
Thriller Walsh
You're my little pirate.
Dave Draiman
That then your polybird.
John Holmberg
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John Holmberg
Alright, HMS podcast time again. It'll let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. Get up north Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Felt Face performing. Just Google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at standup live, the very funny Gary Owen Entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com It's John Holmberg here.
Thriller Walsh
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Gene Simmons
Call Doug Hopkins. 1-800-sale- now.
Bruce Springsteen
Holmberg's Morning Sickness.
Thriller Walsh
All right, first square wins.
Dave Draiman
Let's do it. Who do we got?
Thriller Walsh
That's it.
Dave Draiman
Yes.
Thriller Walsh
Lionel Brooks, are you there? No. Yes, I am. Linnell.
Brad
Oh, Lynelle.
Thriller Walsh
Correct. Can I call you Lionel? And Ryan, are you there? Whatever you want, John.
Gene Simmons
Ooh.
John Holmberg
Well, she wins.
Thriller Walsh
There we go. And that's how you get a job in radio. All right, Ryan, are you there? I am. All right, Lionel, you get to go first. Who would you like? Salty Brady, please. Oh, Salty Brady in the.
Salty Brady
Lionel, don't correct him on how he says names you have to be a dick about.
Bruce Springsteen
Don't be a Villarreal.
Salty Brady
No kidding. The Villa Reals.
Thriller Walsh
You know what?
Salty Brady
I've had it with these Mexicans and.
Thriller Walsh
Their double round one.
Bruce Springsteen
Jesus.
Salty Brady
It's a chola cactus.
Brad
Oh, no, it's not.
Salty Brady
Just deal with it. Villarreals.
Brad
Chola means something totally different.
Salty Brady
You know what double Ls sound like to a Mexican? A Y. We've already got a letter for that. Stick a Y there. Enter an L's. Villarreal.
Dave Draiman
You're looking to make me.
Salty Brady
What's that?
John Holmberg
Wanna get some fajitas today?
Thriller Walsh
Yeah.
Salty Brady
We're gonna get some vegetas.
Thriller Walsh
What?
Salty Brady
Jalapenos are the best. That's right. And I've had it with you and your stupid trees, too. Hakaranda. It's a J tree.
Bruce Springsteen
Look it up.
Salty Brady
I was trying to look it up in a dictionary. I'd be fumbling around the H's for a half an hour trying to figure out your Mexican ways and to get.
Thriller Walsh
Me started on those Indians before you don't.
Salty Brady
Pish posh, b' Gosh. What the hell are you saying, doobledoops? Speak the language.
Dave Draiman
Let me just save you here.
Salty Brady
You know what Indians. You don't like it, go back to your own country with your pee posh and your double odum. Tashas ya tabe.
Brad
We apologize to all the natives.
Salty Brady
The only Tasha I like is Daniel Tosh. Because I can understand it. I'm salty Brain.
Dave Draiman
Okay, got a question for you man.
Salty Brady
I like announcing the character.
Brad
I like the point and too I.
Salty Brady
Like that you guys didn't see that. It was very demonstrative.
Thriller Walsh
Point to the chest.
Salty Brady
And I said that.
Dave Draiman
Alright, go ahead real quick for you Anglo Saxon societies removed.
Salty Brady
That's why I am in Gilbert.
Dave Draiman
Removed a person's bones when they died and buried just the flesh. True or false?
Salty Brady
Wait a minute. They got rid of people's bones?
Dave Draiman
They pulled them out.
Salty Brady
Did what with them?
Dave Draiman
Just got rid of them.
Salty Brady
Barbecue play drums. What are you laughing at?
Dave Draiman
Don't make him angry. Don't make him angry.
Thriller Walsh
Salty Brady. Respect.
Salty Brady
Nobody laughs if I ain't laughing. Nobody's laughing. What's your last name? Brooks. That's a good name. It's easy to say. It doesn't have two L's in it. A two O's does have two O's. But you know what? The two O's don't sound like a U. Cause she's not a douche Maxi cub.
Thriller Walsh
I don't know that.
Bruce Springsteen
You tell him, Brady. Tired of these Mexicans and their two L's too. Speak American.
John Holmberg
Yeah, you're answering yourself.
Dave Draiman
Yeah, for the man himself.
Brad
His voice gets into him.
Salty Brady
That's right. I'm salty Multi personality brain.
Dave Draiman
Oh man.
Salty Brady
Well okay, yeah, I'll say that. That's true. It's just crazy enough to be real.
Dave Draiman
Okay, you're saying true now. Linnell, do you agree or disagree with true?
Thriller Walsh
I gotta disagree.
Dave Draiman
That's correct. X gets the square.
Brad
Linaweek Contin.
Thriller Walsh
Now let's go on.
Dave Draiman
Let's onto Ryan now. Make your selection.
Thriller Walsh
I'll do Brady's secret square.
Dave Draiman
Secret square?
Thriller Walsh
Uh oh.
Bruce Springsteen
Brady Pinche. Hola Pinche.
Thriller Walsh
Hello. You just said asshole. Hello.
Salty Brady
I forgot his name.
Bruce Springsteen
I forgot to essay's name.
Thriller Walsh
I'm 81 today.
Bruce Springsteen
Don't make fun of him, Pinchette.
Salty Brady
He's speaking stupid.
Dave Draiman
What do you think it is?
Thriller Walsh
Danny Trejo.
Salty Brady
Trejo, correct the mundo pronounced Tre Joe.
Dave Draiman
Jackass off to Lanell. Back to her. Make your selection here.
Thriller Walsh
Tip Reed.
Dave Draiman
Okay, yeah.
Thriller Walsh
Hola.
Salty Brady
What?
Thriller Walsh
Yeah, Denny Trejo is kicking ass. I remember him from the 90s. Whenever I popped my head up from between someone's legs and looked at a tv he seemed to be on it. But Now.
Gene Simmons
Not allowed to do that anymore, Lionel.
Thriller Walsh
What do you do for a living, Lionel? I work as a secretary. You work in a secretary? I've done that before. Then she became president of the company.
Gene Simmons
Yeah. Reeb Enterprises. All right, go ahead.
Dave Draiman
Question for you, sir.
Thriller Walsh
Here.
Dave Draiman
Six billion coins were removed from circulation when Canada eliminated its penny. True or false?
Bruce Springsteen
If Canada eliminated its penny and no one was there to hear it, would it even matter? It doesn't. Canada had pennies. It's their most valuable asset.
Thriller Walsh
Six billion of them, which I think is the equivalent of like, 11 bucks. Okay, I'll say true. Canada got rid of its pennies, and no one cared.
Dave Draiman
All right, you're saying true. Do you agree or disagree, Linnell?
Thriller Walsh
Oh, I gotta agree with Tripp.
Dave Draiman
That's correct. X gets the square.
Thriller Walsh
All right, now it' Here we go.
Dave Draiman
All right, Ryan, made your selection.
John Holmberg
There's only one.
Thriller Walsh
I'll take Gene Simmons.
Dave Draiman
There you go.
Gene Simmons
That's exactly right. Gene Simmons. Kiss. By the way, for those of you who just thought it was a different Gene Simmons. And I brought guests. I would like them introduced. I don't know why I have to do. Brett, would you like to bring on the next guest? I think that's his problem.
John Holmberg
Let's bring in Dave Draiman from Disturbed.
Gene Simmons
An excellent idea. Dave Draymond is here, everyone. Let's welcome him. Thank you for coming, Dave. I appreciate that very much, Gene. That's wonderful. I did a great show last night at PHX Arena. It was Disturbed and Chris Daughtry. I enjoy Chris Daughtry. We had him on tour with Kiss for a little while, and he was a little too good. So we absolutely asked him to stop being there.
Brad
How many shows did he play?
Gene Simmons
One.
Dave Draiman
It was evident.
Gene Simmons
Well, at the end of the show, he did this weird thing where he came up and he said, hello, Gene. I'm Daughtry. And I said, I know who you are. I watched a little bit of your show. And he said, I believe you're the one that I'm supposed to get paid by at the end of the evening. And I said, you're fired. I didn't realize he would want money. And he asked the wrong guy for that. Dave, would you agree? Yeah, we fired him last night. He asked for money from us, too. Let's. You know what? Since we have, let's just see if Benjamin Netanyahu actually agrees that. Benjamin. Do you think we should have fired him? Did he ask for money? He did, yes. You absolutely must fire anyone who asks for money. That's A terrible, terrible thing. You make trades like but pretty will tell you you don't use money for sure.
Dave Draiman
Don't let him borrow your generator.
Gene Simmons
Shalom, by the way.
Dave Draiman
Thank you, sir.
Thriller Walsh
I appreciate that.
Dave Draiman
Walsh, a question for all you guys here.
Gene Simmons
Right, we'll answer it. Yes.
Dave Draiman
There have only been five non cardinals elected pope in history.
Gene Simmons
Why would you ask this square about the Vatican? I mean, one thing that we don't care about. Let me speak for Gene and Dave. As Benjamin Netanyahu. Being that close to religious things, the one thing I get excited about is when they do light smoke at the Vatican and for a little bit all the Jews think it's on fire and we're happy. It's a very good joke there. We like the smoke, but we're not big chimney people.
Dave Draiman
White smoke is good, black smoke not a huge.
Gene Simmons
We don't care for celebrating. That seems like the. Seems like those people celebrated an awful lot.
Thriller Walsh
We don't what the Vatican.
Gene Simmons
It seems a little bit passive aggressive.
John Holmberg
What does Dave think of that?
Gene Simmons
Let me ask Dave, what do you think? That's definitely a passive aggressive move by the Catholics to say this is our religious thing.
Salty Brady
Actually, that's what they meant.
Bruce Springsteen
No, it stings.
Dave Draiman
They're saying their path forward is through.
Gene Simmons
That you wouldn't take the Kennedys to a shooting gallery.
Bruce Springsteen
Okay, I guess, man, I'll say that's true.
Dave Draiman
All right, you're saying that's true now, Ryan, do you agree or disagree with True?
Thriller Walsh
I disagree.
Dave Draiman
That's correct.
Gene Simmons
Then it's not like you're going to the potatoes. You're not going to go to the Petito House with an RV and go, let's take a drive.
Dave Draiman
Well, congratulations, Ryan. You won it all.
Gene Simmons
That's right. Everybody's a champion. We're all winners.
Brad
Really Surprised to hear.
Thriller Walsh
Ben. Benjamin.
Bruce Springsteen
Benjamin.
Thriller Walsh
He's a peace loving winner, man.
Brad
Well, he's not.
John Holmberg
He's not supplying the prizes.
Gene Simmons
Exactly.
Thriller Walsh
So.
Dave Draiman
Gotcha.
Gene Simmons
I mean, I'm not coming in here with anything. Nothing's leaving my pocket.
Dave Draiman
Unless. Do you want the tickets?
Gene Simmons
If they're free. Do you have six? I have two friends of Gene and Dave would like to go.
Brad
Getting a little carried away there.
Gene Simmons
I can get us tickets. I'm Gene Simmons from Kids.
Thriller Walsh
Your buddy Ace wants a ticket.
Gene Simmons
No, he's not coming along. Just me, Dave and Ben. Hello. Hello. Hello. It's not as good as the Three Stooges, but it's very close.
Thriller Walsh
All right, let's get out of here. Let's be done. Shall we? Pinch a Ola. I was hoping you bring that back up. Dickhead. Hello? Anyway, that's it. Larry's show's never been better. Any complaints about anything that happened the last 15 minutes? It's Larry's show.
Bruce Springsteen
I know. Again.
Thriller Walsh
Maybe Sean Knight was right. You shouldn't be in the pictures.
Bruce Springsteen
Right, Right.
Thriller Walsh
Sean was asking last night how come John gets to be in the pictures and the part timers don't. It's like we like John.
Salty Brady
Exactly.
Gene Simmons
He's got.
Thriller Walsh
He's got 10 years. Ageism is the reason. Ages, I think.
Bruce Springsteen
I don't know.
Thriller Walsh
Blaming somebody for something. Let's get out of here. Larry's next. You guys have yourselves a great weekend. Thank you, Thriller. We'll see you tomorrow. Or Monday, I guess.
Gene Simmons
Whenever.
Thriller Walsh
See you by. It's not weird.
Bruce Springsteen
It's pretty cool actually.
Brad
No membership fees.
Gene Simmons
I have heard enough of this.
Thriller Walsh
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Brad
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Release Date: May 16, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Guests: Gene Simmons (KISS), Dave Draiman (Disturbed), Salty Brady, Byron (MMP Guns), and others
Show Duration: Approximately 25 minutes
The episode kicks off with the introduction of prominent guests, including Gene Simmons from KISS and Dave Draiman from Disturbed. John Holmberg warmly welcomes them, setting the stage for a lively and engaging discussion.
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The main segment of the show features the "Guadalupe Squares" game, where hosts and guests engage in humorous and candid conversations. The game involves answering true or false questions to win prizes such as tickets to events or merchandise.
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Throughout the episode, there's a consistent flow of humor and playful teasing among the hosts and guests. This includes impersonations, jokes about personal experiences, and light-hearted arguments.
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Salty Brady brings a distinct comedic flair to the show, engaging in humorous exchanges that add diversity to the conversation. His interactions often introduce edgy humor, balancing the overall tone.
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As per the episode's structure, all advertisements, sponsor messages, and promotional content have been intentionally omitted from this summary to maintain focus on the core discussions and interactions.
The hosts and guests delve into various topics, including political commentary and personal anecdotes from their respective careers. The conversations are both entertaining and thought-provoking, offering listeners a blend of humor and insight.
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Listeners are actively involved through live calls and interactions, allowing for real-time engagement. This segment enhances the show's dynamic nature, making it interactive and inclusive.
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The episode concludes with final thoughts from the hosts and guests, wrapping up the discussions with a mix of humor and sincerity. Promotional mentions for upcoming shows and community events are subtly integrated into the closing remarks.
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This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers a mix of celebrity interactions, humorous discussions, and engaging games, all while maintaining a lively and entertaining atmosphere. Whether you’re a long-time listener or tuning in for the first time, the show offers a captivating blend of content that keeps the audience hooked from start to finish.
Note: All timestamps are approximate and based on the provided transcript.