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John Holmberg
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Brett
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Brady
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John Holmberg
I'll stick to porno.
Brady
Me too. I'll stick to modern days. Yeah, and the dude was no joke on the hair either. That stuff was up and under the trundle, I believe. A couple angles in there. You just gotta think of that poor cameraman. He had to do that crank.
John Holmberg
Not that crank, but yeah.
Brady
Hurry up. We've got two minutes of film. There's some sort of acid in the air that's wrecking the solenoid.
Brett
Good move.
Larry McFeely
I hope it turns out.
Brett
And they're upside down in the camera.
Brady
Give it the swirl. God. Close it up. Where do you want me to put it? I don't know. Anywhere. We're running out of time.
Larry McFeely
I'm not there.
Brady
Oh, you squirted all over her face. What kind of animal are you? That'll never take. Trust me. Mark these words. That's the type of behavior that'll never catch on. All right, do it again. Except for that horrible maniacal move you make at the end where you coat the woman like a donut. Do it like a man. A bird didn't fly out of that thing. That's a lot of hair. Anyway, thanks for that, by the way. To the guy that sent that to us. Alan. Alan. Alan had way too much access. It is time now for Brady to give us all the entertaining news that he gives us. And it's called the Entertainment drill and it's brought to you by our friends over@reactdefense.com the home of tactical black self defense training. And again, I told you about this. I think this is great. I got a few emails of people. I don't know if they're actually going to follow through. Hopefully they do. But if you've got homeschooled kids or kids that are, you know, need access to physical activity, there's a program that you know about, what's it called? Brady, you're part of ESA that you can do at the Glendale store over there for react defense and ESA kids and Kirby's one. Is that what you said?
Brett
Well, you can use it to pay for tuition.
Larry McFeely
Yeah, we used it for Alex and Chris too.
Brady
So you can use the ESA and pay for your physical fitness.
Brett
They got approved as a vendor. That's all ESA money.
Brady
That's so cool.
Larry McFeely
So any money you spend on that is tax deductible.
Brady
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Brett
Last week, the British tabloid Daily Mail reported that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is backing a proposal for a reality show where immigrants can compete for citizenship.
Brady
It's a great idea.
Brett
Not true. On Friday that they put out a statement saying shut down the report. It's fake news.
Brady
Fake news. Saying that we were going to do it.
Brett
Completely false.
Brady
It's the one thing I didn't want to be fake. Was the actual game show for citizenship.
Brett
Yeah, well, the show still might happen. It's just not backed by Christine. Right.
Brady
But it would kind of.
Brett
I'm going to use. Because they even said if they're giving.
Brady
Citizens, if they're giving governments got to be behind it. Yeah, there's. They had to call them first. By the way, Mark just said that his KUPD app just gave him herpes. I'm telling you guys, this is not good. Said I downloaded your app hundreds of times. I use it when I'm out of range. I'm in Gila Bend now. I found out Cameroon is in my phone. It's going to delete it now. I don't need it. Damn Cameroonians.
John Holmberg
What's worse, Cameroon. He looked.
Brady
You know what? You go to Hela Bend, you got nothing to worry about. Download the app. You're fine. Your phone's going to catch more in Hila Bend than it ever would in A river in Cameroon.
Brett
There's a Reddit thing that said ask what's something that happens often in movies that's 100% unrealistic.
Brady
Space travel.
Brett
That was on there.
Brady
Yep.
Brett
Someone. Someone falls and catches the edge of something just by their fingers.
Brady
Yeah.
Brett
They're like, try it sometime. Or try to get a bad suggestion.
Larry McFeely
Don't try it.
Brady
Do the Rambo leaf. Remember in Rambo when he jumped off the side and banged it all the tree branches broke his fall and then.
Larry McFeely
Caught one with his elbows.
Brady
Fine. Yeah.
John Holmberg
How about anything that happens in a fast and furious movie?
Brady
There you go.
Brett
Driving people getting pistol whipped, being knocked unconscious and then waking up functioning fully.
Brady
Yeah.
Brett
Girls fully normal, no concussion.
Brady
Girls knocking out dudes twice their size with one punch.
Brett
Yeah. Having a hero being assaulted by a dozen henchmen using fists, feet and metal bars. Getting up only to end up with a small little butterfly bandage on the.
Brady
Cheek after those getting shot and like being okay.
Larry McFeely
Yeah. Well, sitting there on whatever stainless steel table with your arm up in the air like Dalton and.
Brady
Oh, and he's pulling out his own. Yeah.
Brett
Someone put unemployed bachelors with spacious penthouse apartments in desirable locations.
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Brett
Hackers saying, typing 300 words per minute. And then five seconds later, I'm in.
Brady
I love those. You know what they never use when they fake hack the space bar. It makes a very unique noise, but all you hear are the keys going. You never hear the space bar.
Brett
No one buys celery and baguettes every time they go to the grocery store.
Brady
But yet in every movie hanging out of the top, that's true. They've always got a baguette and a celery stock in the bag. It's a great point.
Brett
Bruce Springsteen is about to release a long lost country album that he recorded back in 1995.
Brady
Leave it there.
Brett
Back then it was called Somewhere north of Nashville. Never saw the day of the light of Day. But now he's releasing it on a new project called Tracks 2, the Lost Album.
Brady
Let me tell you, after Bruce's most recent rants in England about how crappy America is, the country audience are gonna eat him up. They'll love this. Good time to get all down home with the reds, smarty.
Larry McFeely
You think when artists reach a certain age, they're just like, all right, whatever's in the vault, throw it up there.
Brady
Throw it out some more. I know I told y' all I hate America, but here I am in the south singing country music to you. I hit my head and now I forgot how to say words. Uh huh.
Brett
He did. It was a little sneak peek. He released a song called Repo Man. The whole are we supposed to entire album.
John Holmberg
God, I hope.
Brady
Yeah, I'm not interested in that. Yeah. The country audience is just going to embrace Bruce like nobody's fist. I watched a little American Idol last night and they brought Luke Combs up there. Or not. Luke Combs. Who's the judge? What's the judge's name? Luke. The other one. No, Luke. Luke. He's not on there. Luke Bryant. That's the guy I mean up there. And he's like. He's saying the dumbest song. I swear to God, after I was done, I thought I'd forgotten every word in English language because it's the dumbest song I've ever heard. I was gonna drink, but then a country song came on. Or is gonna quit drinking or something like that. I was gonna quit drinking, but a country song came on. Country sound came on and I'm like, what is going on that America likes this? And then he had someone join him for another terribly stupid song.
Brett
But you said the winner had a winner.
Brady
Is one of the best singers I've ever heard in my life.
Brett
His tone, well, they put him in pop, Incredible pop music.
Brady
He can do anything, whatever he chooses to do. This guy's the best voice I've ever heard, if you care. This is country music.
John Holmberg
Sounds like any other Springsteen song.
Brady
I drove my foreign truck to a place and I told everybody I hate the States. You reap, old man, you're not going to make it. Bruce, with your Hate the USA Speech and then your country album. Good luck.
Larry McFeely
Talk to the Dixie Chicks.
Brett
Looks like the who is practicing for their upcoming farewell tour by bidding farewell to their drummer for the second time.
Brady
Yeah, they didn't, like this guy last month. Died, right? Well, yeah, they didn't bid farewell.
Brett
They didn't have a kind of check out to their farewell tour to their drummer.
Brady
Yeah.
Brett
Current drummer.
Brady
Yeah.
Brett
Which is Zach Starkey.
Larry McFeely
But you said another drummer.
Brett
Yeah, yeah. Zach is Ringo Starr's son.
Brady
Yeah.
Brett
And they. They fired him and they brought him back on and two months later fired him. The other drummer that got fired was Foo Fighters drummer Josh Freeze. Josh Freeze.
Brady
Yeah.
Brett
He had a pretty good take on it, though. He released a little excerpt saying, here's the deal. I love the Foo Fighters. Had a great time, great experience. Stay tuned for my top 10 possible reasons Josh got booted from the Foo Fight.
Brady
Yeah, they didn't really give him a reason. They just said he's not going to be there anymore.
John Holmberg
Everybody thinks they're bringing Taylor's kid in.
Brady
And they should, because that thing he did in England on the tribute was unreal. It was like. It was like. It's hard not to cry, but Josh.
John Holmberg
Has never really been in a band. He's been that. That journeyman guy that plays on everybody's albums.
Brady
Yeah, he's a studio dude and a tourist.
Brett
Yeah, they list some of the bands he played with Devo.
Brady
He's played with everybody. But, yeah, him being part of the Foo was. Seemed temporary to begin.
Brett
Well, you think they at least maybe would say that?
Brady
I think maybe they did, and he thought he was permanent. And I think maybe what they were doing was, will you fill in while we find a drummer? Kind of thing. Because they never announced him as their new drummer. He just kind of was touring, so it's more of a maybe he believed. I. Oh, I'm the Foo's drummer.
John Holmberg
You're filming. Until Taylor's kid graduates high school, his.
Brady
Mom won't let him come with us until he's 20.
Brett
He played vandals, Devo, Guns N Roses, Perfect Circle.
Brady
Yeah. Dude's been with everybody but the vandals. That's a thing from the 60s. Yeah. That would have to be this. Vandals from the hands. Yeah. Play with anybody. All right, let's get the hell out of here. What are you laughing at?
John Holmberg
You'll get the email from George Wilson.
Brady
Oh, no. Oh, yeah. He said, I downloaded the KUPD app and now JJ Jeffries won't stop spam calling me. Yeah, that'll happen. That's from years ago. Good joke, George. From 20 years ago. There's a guy named J.J. jeffries is claiming to be a prince in Cameroon and he won't leave me alone. Very possible.
Larry McFeely
Download it today.
Brady
You might even hear from someone called Rick Idol. Be careful. That one was. That's a phone sham. It's 1016. Is it 1016? Yeah. You get overtime.
Larry McFeely
You know who's gonna yell at you?
Brady
I'm already on it, John. Delete. Already done. Larry's coming up next. He's gonna tell you about his excellent adventure. Little details coming up about that that's popping up this week. So Larry's gonna talk to you possibly about that in the future as he goes on another wonderful trip with. Is it Toyota? Right. The gang from Toyota's helping him out. So Larry's got a lot going on this week. He'll tell you about it as he does. That's it. We're done. You guys have a great Monday. We'll see you tomorrow. In the morning sickness, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.
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Brady
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: May 19, 2025
Title: Entertainment Drill - MON - List Of Things That Happen In Movies But Not In Real Life - Springsteen To Release Long Lost Country Album
Overview
In the May 19, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg and his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Larry McFeely delve into the often exaggerated realities depicted in movies compared to real life. Additionally, they discuss the exciting announcement that Bruce Springsteen is releasing a long-lost country album. The episode blends humor, pop culture commentary, and insightful conversations, making it both entertaining and thought-provoking for listeners.
Unrealistic Movie Scenarios
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to exploring various scenarios that frequently occur in movies but are highly unrealistic in real life. Drawing from a Reddit thread titled "What's something that happens often in movies that's 100% unrealistic," the hosts provide humorous critiques of these cinematic tropes.
Space Travel and Physical Feats:
Brett cites an example where someone falls and catches onto something merely with their fingers, a common but improbable occurrence in space-themed movies.
Rambo-Style Action:
The hosts reminisce about the iconic action scenes in Rambo, where the protagonist performs near-superhuman feats to survive.
Fast and Furious Exaggerations:
A lively discussion ensues about the implausible action sequences in the Fast and Furious franchise, highlighting how characters sustain serious injuries yet continue functioning without realistic consequences.
Popcorn Logic in Hacker Portrayals:
The hosts humorously critique the unrealistic portrayal of hacking in movies, noting how hackers swiftly bypass complex security systems with minimal effort.
These discussions are peppered with witty remarks and relatable humor, making listeners both laugh and reflect on the disparity between cinematic fiction and real-world plausibility.
Bruce Springsteen's Long-Lost Country Album
One of the standout segments of the episode revolves around the surprising news that legendary rock artist Bruce Springsteen is venturing into country music. The hosts express their mixed reactions and analyze the potential impact of this shift.
Album Details and Background:
Brett shares the news about Springsteen's upcoming release of a country album he recorded back in 1995, titled Somewhere North of Nashville: Never Saw the Light of Day. The album is set to be released as part of a new project called Tracks 2, the Lost Album.
Host Reactions and Analysis:
The hosts discuss how Springsteen's recent outspoken criticisms of America juxtapose with his decision to release a country album, speculating on how the country music audience might receive him.
Sample Content from the Album:
A sneak peek of the album is mentioned, with the release of a song titled "Repo Man." The hosts express uncertainty about whether the entire album will follow this style.
Personal Opinions:
While Brady expresses skepticism about the shift, Bret highlights the potential for Springsteen's country endeavors to resonate with fans. The discussion also touches on recent performances and public appearances related to the album's release.
This segment underscores the dynamic nature of artists exploring different genres and the potential challenges and rewards that come with such transitions.
Artist Drummer Changes: Dixie Chicks and Foo Fighters
In another engaging discussion, the hosts talk about recent changes in band lineups, specifically focusing on the Dixie Chicks and the Foo Fighters.
Dixie Chicks' Drummer Departures:
Bret informs listeners about the Dixie Chicks bidding farewell to their drummer for the second time, mentioning Zach Starkey, Ringo Starr's son, and Josh Freese, known for his work with the Foo Fighters.
Impact on Bands:
The conversation explores the implications of these frequent lineup changes and how they affect the bands' dynamics and performances.
Fans' Reactions and Future Prospects:
The hosts speculate on potential replacements and the bands' future directions, reflecting on fans' attachment to long-standing members versus new additions.
This segment provides listeners with up-to-date information on well-known bands, blending factual reporting with the hosts' personal insights and humorous takes.
Conclusion
The May 19, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of humor, critical analysis, and pop culture commentary. From dissecting unrealistic movie scenarios to discussing Bruce Springsteen's unexpected foray into country music, the hosts engage listeners with lively conversations and witty banter. Additionally, updates on band lineup changes keep fans informed and entertained. This episode exemplifies the show's commitment to providing engaging and thought-provoking content to its Arizona audience.
Notable Quotes
Brett (06:43): "Someone falls and catches the edge of something just by their fingers. They're like, try it sometime."
Brady (07:06): "Remember in Rambo when he jumped off the side and banged it all the tree branches broke his fall..."
Brett (09:57): "Bruce Springsteen is about to release a long lost country album that he recorded back in 1995."
Brady (10:04): "After Bruce's most recent rants in England about how crappy America is, the country audience are gonna eat him up."
Bret (12:32): "They fired him and they brought him back on and two months later fired him. The other drummer that got fired was Foo Fighters drummer Josh Freeze."
Conclusion
This episode successfully intertwines humor with insightful discussions, making it a must-listen for fans of pop culture and engaging morning radio. Whether debating the plausibility of movie scenarios or exploring unexpected shifts in renowned artists' careers, Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers content that is both entertaining and enlightening.