05-20-25 - BR - TUE - List Of 10 Least Paying Jobs By Degree - Poll On Sending Back Restaurant Food - Cat Caught Trying To Smuggle Drugs Into Prison - French Town Sets Record For People Dressed As Smurfs

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

Episode: 05-20-25
Release Date: May 20, 2025

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1. Introduction to the Episode

John Holmberg kicks off the episode with brief mentions of sponsors and upcoming local comedy events, setting the stage for a mix of entertainment, current events, and light-hearted discussions.

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2. ReactDefense Promotion

Timestamp: [01:12]

John Holmberg introduces ReactDefense, promoting their tactical black self-defense training. He emphasizes the importance of being prepared and physically fit, highlighting a special offer:

"Two months of personal training... it's only $199 bucks for two months." - John Holmberg

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3. International Popularity and Ratings Discussion

Timestamp: [02:00 - 07:09]

The team delves into an unexpected surge in the podcast's popularity in African countries, specifically Cameroon and Djibouti. Brett expresses surprise:

"You’re killing every show here in Arizona to be number one." - Brett

They humorously speculate on reasons behind this trend, mentioning connections through someone named Janny who distributed KUPD merchandise in Africa. John raises concerns about potential data manipulation or view inflation:

"It tells me either it's been infiltrated and your information is at risk, or we did what Pratt did... buying views and clicks." - John Holmberg

Larry McFeely adds context by comparing it to previous experiences with fake social media growth:

"Dave Pratt had that thing where he was trying to brag about his social media going from like a thousand to ten thousand in a day." - Larry McFeely

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4. Comedy Events in the Valley

Timestamp: [07:11 - 08:54]

Brady Bogen promotes local comedy shows:

"Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv... downtown at Stand Up Live, Gary Owen entertains." - Brady Bogen

Listeners are encouraged to visit specific websites for tickets:

• StandUpLive.com
• DesertRidgeImprov.com
• TempeImprov.com

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5. National Observances and Fun Facts

Timestamp: [08:54 - 10:18]

Larry McFeely brings up National Streaming Day and National High Heel Day, sharing quirky facts such as:

"The seaside village of Carmel, California, bans wearing high heels more than 2 inches in height without a permit to prevent tripping over uneven pavement." - Larry McFeely

Brett humorously comments on high heels, relating it to personal experiences.

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6. Least Paying Jobs by Degree

Timestamp: [13:27 - 15:28]

Larry discusses a Fortune.com report listing the top 10 college degrees with the lowest starting salaries. Key points include:

• Communications and Teaching dominate the least paying degrees.
• Median incomes for these jobs are between $40,000 to $42,000 annually.

Brett and Larry debate the merits and frustrations of pursuing these fields, with Brett advocating for leaving underpaid teaching jobs.

"If you go to college to teach, you don't complain about your money. It's not a paying job." - Brett

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7. Workplace Productivity and AI Integration

Timestamp: [15:28 - 17:22]

Larry cites a Microsoft study highlighting workplace interruptions:

• Employees are interrupted every two minutes by meetings, emails, and other notifications.
• 60% of meetings are ad hoc and called spontaneously.

Suggestions include:

• Blocking out productive time.
• Implementing AI assistants to handle routine tasks.

"Pick the time of the day that you're most productive and block out that time to not be interrupted." - Larry McFeely

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8. Poll: Sending Back Restaurant Food

Timestamp: [17:35 - 19:31]

A discussion on restaurant patrons returning or not returning food:

• 40% have never sent food back.
• 49% rarely send food back.
• Only 7% frequently return their meals.

Larry clarifies the poll:

"28% said they would send it back if it tasted bad, while 80% would return it if they received the wrong order." - Larry McFeely

Brett humorously emphasizes personal reluctance to return food unless it's entirely incorrect.

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9. Cat Drug Smuggling Incident in Costa Rica

Timestamp: [19:31 - 22:33]

An unusual incident where prison officials in Costa Rica caught a cat attempting to smuggle drugs:

• The cat was found with 236 grams of marijuana and 68 grams of heroin strapped to its back.
• Speculation on the method’s feasibility and the challenges of training cats for such tasks ensues.

"Cats are hard to train. You can’t teach it to walk somewhere, climb a fence, and drop something." - Brett

They discuss alternative smuggling methods like pigeons but doubt their practicality.

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10. Guinness World Record: Smurfs in France

Timestamp: [26:52 - 28:49]

A small town in France sets a Guinness World Record by gathering 3,076 people dressed as Smurfs:

• The event succeeded on the third attempt after previous efforts fell short.

Brett shares his frustration with the French attempts and humorously recounts his own group's failed attempts to replicate the record.

"We blew ourselves again and went out. And this time, success." - Brett

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11. Introduction of a New Flying Car

Timestamp: [28:49 - 33:05]

The team discusses Klein Vision's new mass-produced flying car set to launch next year:

• Price: Starting at $800,000, up to $1 million with additional features.
• Features include retractable wings and a propeller, transforming into an airplane in under two minutes.

They debate its practicality, noting the necessity of runways and pilot licenses:

"You still need a Runway... you need a pilot's license." - John Holmberg

The consensus is skepticism about its feasibility and immediate usefulness.

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12. Incident Reports: Bull Riding and Cliff Diving Accidents

Timestamp: [33:04 - 38:59]

Bull Riding Accident:

• A rider’s foot gets stuck on the bull, resulting in a chaotic and dangerous situation.

"The guy's foot got stuck. Yikes." - Brett

Cliff Diving Accident:

• A diver slips, hits the rocks face-first, leading to severe injuries.

"He hits his face first. Oh, my God. That's horrible." - Brett

These segments highlight the inherent dangers in extreme sports and activities.

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13. Listener Interaction and Humorous Banter

Timestamp: [38:59 - 44:50]

The hosts engage in playful exchanges, sharing personal anecdotes and humorous critiques:

• Brady's Reading Skills:

  "Brett trying to get through that story was brutal. I didn't know Brett couldn't read either." - John Holmberg

• Creosote Bush Facts:

  "It's basically the smell of tar." - Larry McFeely

The conversation showcases the camaraderie and spontaneous humor among the hosts.

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14. Final Promotions and Closing Remarks

Timestamp: [44:50 - 48:06]

John Holmberg and Doug Hopkins promote MMP Guns, highlighting their extensive inventory, competitive pricing, and current discounts:

"MMP Guns has over 400,000 products for sale daily. All new firearms are 10% off." - Doug Hopkins

Additionally, Brett promotes Turf Monsters and their involvement with Lost Our Homeless Pet Rescue, urging listeners to support their efforts.

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Key Takeaways

• Entertainment Mix: The podcast blends local event promotions, humorous banter, serious discussions on societal issues, and listener interactions.
• International Reach: Unexpected popularity in African countries sparks humorous and speculative conversations about audience demographics.
• Practical Advice: Discussions on workplace productivity and handling underpaid jobs provide listeners with relatable content and actionable insights.
• Humor and Camaraderie: The hosts maintain a light-hearted and engaging dynamic, ensuring the content remains entertaining and personable.

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Notable Quotes

• "If you go to college to teach, you don't complain about your money. It's not a paying job." - Brett [13:43]
• "Cats are hard to train. You can't teach it to walk somewhere, climb a fence, and drop something." - Brett [21:26]
• "You still need a Runway... you need a pilot's license." - John Holmberg [30:00]

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This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a diverse array of topics, wrapped in humor and insightful commentary, making it a compelling listen for both regular followers and new audiences.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

533-42 all right, HMS podcast time again. It'll let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Felt Face performing. Just Google it and you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Stand Up Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's.

[Brett]

John Holmberg here from the morning sickness and we're talking to you about reactdefense.com the home of tactical Black self defense training. You know all about it by now. Get in great shape, learn stuff you didn't know you needed to know. Prepare for a life you just can't prepare for until you start doing the work. And right now the price is unbeatable. Two months of personal training right there. Hands on React Defense self defense System it is 199 bucks for two months. You're not getting that anywhere else and all you have to do is go to reactdefense.com the home of tactical Black still streaming Homberg's Morning sickness online at 98kupd.com Sea salt ruffles I don't know what Toledo or where he found those but I got me. I got me a new love. Those are good. Nice job Toledo. It's like some sort of organic lie on top of the bag too. Basically I think it's simply tries to make me feel like I'm eating something delicious and good for me. No artificial colors have been added to my Simply Ruffle sea salt. Those are good. Those are dangerously good. I got emails from people said, God damn it, John, number two in Cameroon, number two in Djibouti. Where's your competitive juices, man? You're killing every show here in Arizona to be number one. You find out who's number one over there and you kill them in the ratings, too. Brett, calm down. We're going to Africa. I did get an email from a guy that said, you talk about 12,000 chickens you don't know what to do with. We would love that here in Djibouti. It's probably true. K says, John, I'm seeing that you need to be quiet about being number two in Cameroon and number two in Djibouti. I've listened to your radio station for a long time. Your sales department has already taken money from Humper Dink. Why wouldn't they take it from African warlords? I can't wait to tune into the show and hear Abdul's Child Soldiers Warehouse. Come on down to Abdul Soldier Warehouse. Djibouti's finest child soldier training program.

[John Holmberg]

Like jj, the king of beepers over there.

[Brett]

Your booty ads. It's true. I don't know how it's happening, but it is happening. And the guy says, john says you're number two in Djibouti and Cameroon. You think this is due to your African friend Janny, Maybe all of his African lion hunting friends. That's true. He's not being a racist. Have heard about you from him. So they're popping in to see what the big hubbub is. Janny might be just spreading the gospel far and wide. Best to you, Jeff. That could be, Jeff, because Janny did get a whole bunch of CUPD shirts and bandanas. And years ago, when he went back to Africa, he wanted me to go with him, and there is no way that's going to happen. So he went back and he gave him all KUPD stuff and maybe all the way from South Sudan. Those shirts have kind of gotten attention. And it just took a couple years before Djibouti and Cameroon got hold of it, checked it out, and really liked what they were hearing. It is a mystery as to why Cameroon and Djibouti have taken to the Guadalupe Squares archival podcast. But they have. And to me, I want to be the only responsible one here. As, as. As far as I know, the regular Homeworks Morning sickness podcast, just fine. This New archive thing that we've got. Within four days, the only results we're seeing are from Africa. And that raises an eyebrow for me. That tells me either it's been infiltrated and your and your information is at risk, or we did what Pratt did, and that's. We buy views and clicks and we're fishing and we're getting all sorts of numbers and we're pretending. And then when you dive deep, it's. You know, Dave Pratt had that thing where he was trying to brag about his social media going from. What was it, like a thousand to ten thousand in a day?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And then if you looked, they were all like, Indians from India. And it was hilarious. Got over 10,000. We begged to get to 10,000. And you guys came through, and he got to 10,000 like, a day. He knew it was going to happen because he purchased the Facebook people. You can do that. But what he didn't count on was anybody going and saying, look at all of his followers. And they're all, like, in Jep dip top to be do dibble dap duple, dapple duple. Like, I don't think these people. And he lives in Bangladesh. I don't think he's actually a Pratt fan. I think that might be going on here. I think our new podcast wing might be doing some fishy stuff. I don't like being number two in Africa without trying.

[John Holmberg]

So good. We are.

[Brett]

We're not that good. We might be. Okay. I'm always surprised, like, when I was at the Diamondbacks game a couple weeks ago, and the guy sitting next to me was a black guy, and he said, I know you. And I'm like, but you're a successful black man. Why would you know me? Because I. And he basically said, because I got a dark sense of humor, too. I'm like, okay.

[John Holmberg]

Because I listen to Kiss 12.

[Brett]

Yeah, I remember you from Kiss 1230. The voice. You are the rhythm of the city, are you not?

[Larry McFeely]

If it wasn't for that job fair back.

[Brett]

And I looked at him and I went, damn right. Kiss 12:30. The rhythm of the city. Anyway, yeah. So I'm just warning you, the archival stuff is cute, but you heard it from me first. Let them straighten that stuff. Well, you can do it if you want. Like, I'm not afraid of it, but.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, you got a generator out of the deal.

[Brett]

It is a little weird. And the fact that nobody's saying it, we're having some sort of a weird. I didn't know about this till yesterday. Larry told me. We're having some sort of a podcast party Wednesday.

[John Holmberg]

We are?

[Brett]

Evidently.

[John Holmberg]

Are we invited?

[Brett]

I. I found out yesterday. Evidently it's been emailed to everybody but us. The sales department's all thrilled about podcast stuff and like this whole thing we're doing with. And I'm like, okay. All I did was give a thumbs up that it's okay to do. And now they're celebrating something. I don't think you're too far off from that child soldier store that you're talking about being an ad on our station. I mean, if Ed, I mean, pops up and wants to do ads, we'll take it. We'll put it on that sports station down the hall. Hide it there. We'll take the money. Anyway, I digress. It's time for the Brady Report. It's brought to you by our friends at All Pro Shade Concepts. If you want to get that thing going, now's the time. Book it. They are custom built shades that block up to 95% of the sun's UV rays. They'll cut down on dust and wind. Drop temperatures in an area around your house up to 20 degrees. That is incredible. You got east west exposure and that sun cooks you at sunset or cooks you at sunrise. And you just want to have a cup of coffee on your patio that you paid good money for and you can never use. These are the guys that fix all that. All Pro Shade. They make it so you have an outside bag. Livable space, which is amazing and great for resale, too. That's a big thing in housing markets now. Is outdoor livable space useful? Livable space? Not indoors. Especially in a place like this where we've got seven months of being outside a year, which is great. So call them up or actually get online. All Prochay.com check out all their work and then get a hold of them and get it going. They've got a long list here and you want to get on board before the heat really gets here and you don't have much time left. Hop on. That shade's important. Brady reported.

[Larry McFeely]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Brett]

Hi.

[Larry McFeely]

Happy national streaming day.

[Brett]

Oh, boy.

[Larry McFeely]

It's also national high heel day.

[Brett]

All right, not for everybody.

[Larry McFeely]

Brings us to some baseless fun facts.

[Brett]

Not big women. You leave the place in high heels, you come home in flats. Yeah, you don't want to do that. Only appropriately legged ladies should be wearing the heels.

[Larry McFeely]

The seaside village of Carmel, California, bans wearing high heels more than 2 inches in height without a permit. This was added to the municipal code in 1963 to defend the city from lawsuits where people in high heels trip over uneven pavement.

[Brett]

Yeah, they've got I've been to Carmel.

[Larry McFeely]

It's a lot of stuff available for free.

[Brett]

It's got a lot of stone streets and sidewalks and really upsy downsy stuff. Plus the golf course, the beach. There's not a lot of like stable ground for high heels. I don't know why you'd want to wear them there.

[Larry McFeely]

When Kurt Cobain and Chris Novoselic first started playing music together, it wasn't nirvana. They joined up to start a Creedence Clearwater Revival cover band. The Sellouts was the name of their band. If 1.2 million mosquitoes bit you at the same time, they drain all of your blood.

[Brett]

Somebody did the math on that. It takes 1.2 million mosquitoes to empty you.

[Larry McFeely]

Yep.

[Brett]

I think I had about 900,000 hit me yesterday in my friend Mark's backyard. I'm covered in bites. They kept saying, oh, we think it's horse flies. I'm like, did you see any horse flies? Look at me. I look like. Remember those candies that train kids how to do acid when we were young? It was little. What were those called?

[Larry McFeely]

The dots.

[Brett]

Yeah, but they were on a paper. You just ate them. Like acid. Yeah, I forgot what they. That's what my skin looked like. Just welts all over.

[Dick Toledo]

It really did make the transition to acid easier.

[Brett]

Oh, sure. I've been doing this since I'm five. You just take it off the tab. Oh, what were those called?

[Larry McFeely]

I thought.

[Brett]

I thought they were dots, but no. Dots were those little gummy jellies that.

[Dick Toledo]

Were break the fillings of your teeth.

[Brett]

Yeah. Pointless. They just suck your. Your brain matter out with every bite. Yeah, little tab. Acid. Candy.

[Larry McFeely]

Acid candy dots.

[Brett]

But I don't know what they were. Might just call them little acid taps.

[Larry McFeely]

Little poppers.

[Brett]

I. I don't remember.

[John Holmberg]

But I remember candy buttons.

[Brett]

Buttons. That's it. They were buttons.

[Dick Toledo]

Pox also is what it's pox. Pox. That's what it says.

[Brett]

I'm not eating that.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, that's what it looks like.

[Larry McFeely]

Pox.

[Brett]

Yeah, but it's rainbow pox. Like gay pox. Morning sickness.

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[Brady]

533-42 all right, HMS podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get up north to desert, see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Feldface performing. Just Google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Standup Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com Holmberg's.

[Brett]

Morning sickness definitely not eat man. Gay pox is a good band name.

[Larry McFeely]

Fortune.com posted a list of the top 10 college degrees that earn the least amount of money teaching straight out of school Communications teaching was involved in four.

[Brett]

Or five different teaching is every every bit.

[Larry McFeely]

So the median income all the jobs listed in the top 10 were 40 to 42,000 a year.

[Brett]

That's what you get right out of college.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And it doesn't grow.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, a foreign language like majoring in French, it's the lowest at 40 grand. General social sciences like a youth counselor or a teacher's aide.

[John Holmberg]

Sounds miserable.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's a bad one.

[Larry McFeely]

Anthropology, early childhood education.

[Dick Toledo]

What if that anthropology would be worth more?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I think you have to work your way up.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, is that it?

[Brett]

Yeah, it's a meritocracy you don't just. Yeah. You don't just fire out of college like I do. Anthropology to its best. I think it's just kind of a. I got the paperwork now show me what to do.

[Larry McFeely]

Theology and religion doesn't pay. Social services.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh yeah it does. No taxes. No.

[Larry McFeely]

Again starting out.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Until you start your own deal.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

The goal is to go mega for all of it.

[Brett]

But if you go to college to teach, you don't complain about your money. It's not a paying job. I know it should be, but it's not. Teachers, they'll always email. But don't you think teachers should make more? Sure, I think there's loads of people who should make more, but they don't. So if you want to pay for things with what you should be making, good luck.

[Larry McFeely]

The teaching also did as low as paying mid career degrees.

[Brett]

That's terrible.

[Larry McFeely]

Meaning you've been at it a while, you're still underpaid. Early childhood education ranks last at 49,000.

[Brett]

It's been a while since my cry out to teachers to quit their jobs. It's the end of the year. This is it.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, they're happy now.

[Brett]

Yeah, well yeah, but talk to them again in August. Again. Right now is the time when you need to just assess how happy you are and go, let me keep this ball rolling. And you know the pattern. You know the pattern. End of July, you start being miserable again, quit your jobs, go get, you can replace this job at Home Depot tomorrow. But the passion I have. But then I want to hear from you about the money. People who complain about the money. It's time to stop. They don't treat you well. You're, you're disrespected. They've hired a bunch of lunatics to work with you who are just like, you know, nut bags who, I don't even know what's going on with teachers that want to be teachers. They're crazy. It's over. It was a, it was fully designed to be the one lonely lady in town taught like 18 or 19 of the local kids all in the same room and it was never, it was never designed to be a high paying position. So quit.

[Larry McFeely]

Microsoft has a new report out that claims office employees are interrupted by meetings, emails and other work related pings every two minutes. They also say 60% of meetings are ad hoc. Called in the moment because all of the meetings during the workday. They say there's been about a 15% increase in the number of chats sent daily outside of work. Hours. One suggestion is to pick the time of the day that you're most productive and block out that time ahead of time to not be interrupted, if that's possible. The other saying it's a reason. They're also pointing this out to implement AI to take care of some of that stuff. To be an assistant for you.

[Brett]

Wow.

[Larry McFeely]

That Microsoft might be going that direction.

[Dick Toledo]

Texter wants to ask you, hey, John, was it Sonny Bono or Clint Eastwood that was mayor of Carmel, California?

[Brett]

Sunny was Palm Springs.

[Dick Toledo]

Palm Springs.

[Brett]

And then son. And then he went on, right? Well, he went on to send it, so. But the crazy part about Sonny Bono, and this is how politics works. Smashed into a tree. Wife can do it. They just took the job. It's kind of like the Mark Kelly situation.

[Dick Toledo]

True. I mean, banking on her.

[Brett]

I mean, she got. She got plugged down there in Tucson. It was a horrible thing. He's like, I'll do her job. And nobody said, dad, that's not how it works.

[Dick Toledo]

And then didn't we just elect a kid that was on her staff?

[Brett]

Electing's different. Mashed into a tree and his wife just all starts showing up for him. I was like, this isn't a family operation.

[Dick Toledo]

Where was a Texas senator, I think just passed away? His wife took.

[Brett]

His wife just takes over. Joe Biden passed away in office two years ago. His wife did the job.

[Larry McFeely]

In a poll about restaurants, 40% of the people say they've never sent food back at a restaurant. 49 have, but rarely. And 7% say they've sent food back many times.

[John Holmberg]

Nope.

[Dick Toledo]

Many times.

[Larry McFeely]

7.

[Brett]

You know how much you're just eating? Feces. Never send it back. It has to be just a complete disaster.

[Larry McFeely]

What if you technically got.

[John Holmberg]

Then I'm not eating it anyway.

[Brett]

Yeah. Yep.

[Larry McFeely]

Technically got what you ordered, but it tasted bad. 28% said they would send it back.

[Brett]

Just don't eat it. Tell them it's terrible and go, I'll get something somewhere else.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm sorry. 28% wouldn't send it back.

[Brett]

That's me.

[Larry McFeely]

51% said they would be way higher.

[Brett]

If it's bad, you just say, I'm not gonna eat this. You don't want them to cook it again?

[Dick Toledo]

Want me to make it right? Nope.

[Larry McFeely]

What about if you got something completely different from what you ordered?

[Brett]

If they brought me the wrong order, that's the only time I'd be like, this isn't for me.

[Larry McFeely]

80% sent it back.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

8% still wouldn't.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. There's a difference between the wrong Order and the bad order. That cook's calling you a C word in the kitchen, and you're. No, I'm not.

[Brett]

If I got a steak and the waiter brought me tacos, I'd be like, I didn't order tacos, so I wouldn't even, like, dabble with that. I'm like, just go get the steak. It's still the first time, and I'm not gonna be upset about it. I'm not gonna be me. But, yeah, sending back food just because you didn't like the taste of it, that was the risk you took when you walked into the restaurant.

[Larry McFeely]

Prison officials in Costa Rica caught a cat trying to smuggle drugs behind bars last week. They captured it climbing over a fence and had 236 grams of marijuana and 68 grams of heroin strapped to its back. Officials believe the cat was deployed by someone to smuggle the drugs to the prisoners inside. The cat. What? They. I saw the little video. They got the cat, and they cut the wrapping off the back. It was, like, muled on there. They were searching for security footage and figured out who's behind the cat. Mule.

[Brett]

They're, like, doing little donkey cats, like, making them haul stuff.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. They put them to the side.

[Brett]

Everyone's gonna notice that. That.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, the. I think it comes in, you know, at night or whenever, and it delivers. It somehow gets over this. The fence that it has the prison, maybe the courtyard or something.

[Brett]

I don't know. A cat with luggage. I just. I think that stands out. Yeah. Saddlebag cat carrying something on its back climbing the prison fence. I'm. I'm pretty sure that stands out. That's. Then again, 12 of them just walked out of a jail in New Orleans. Maybe they're not looking.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. And this one got caught. So how many are.

[Brett]

I don't think many. I think that might very well be the first time we tried to pack a cat full of stuff and send it over to the prison. By the way, cats are hard to train. So, like, all right, climb the fence and go give it to Jethro. He's inside. Like, he's just gonna stand on the inside of that prison yard. Like, what the hell have I gotten into? I'm. I'm assuming there was a. A bit of a pitch involved as well. There was a guy at the end of the fence throwing that cat towards the top of it. He wasn't so much climbing as he was hanging on for dear life after he got tossed up there. Cats don't have missions. You can't teach it to Walk somewhere, climb a fence and drop something.

[Dick Toledo]

Mission impossible with your cat.

[Brett]

They do it on their own.

[Larry McFeely]

There was a visitation, you know, a couple days before where they dropped them off, some cat treats. So then the prisoner has these cat treats. Trial or cat.

[Brett]

Do you think the cat can smell that from outside the prison? Yeah. And not the cocaine that's all over them. I think it's just a bad plan. I'm pretty sure. Cats sneaking stuff into prisons as a society, we're over one. I don't think that's ever been tried for. Hey, tip of the cap for the ingenuity. But I don't think cats are the best option. Like if there's a German shepherd trying to climb or a pigeon, I'd say like, yeah, we've probably done this a few times. Sure.

[Larry McFeely]

Then you're just worried about quantity with the volume.

[Brett]

Pigeon can only carry one crack rock at a time.

[Larry McFeely]

A new study has found that a.

[Brett]

Person down, hey, that wouldn't be bad if you had like a bucket of them and he just kept flying back and forth and just rain and crack down.

[Dick Toledo]

Would you throw it over like a pigeon? Yeah.

[Brett]

No, no, no. Pigeons you can tell where to go.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay.

[Brett]

Carriers, they know instead of mail it's crack. I just gave great ideas to people who want to smuggle drugs into jail.

[Dick Toledo]

I just wonder how you tell the, the pigeon to go somewhere it's never been.

[Brett]

I've never understood how carrier pigeons work, but they do. They fly thousands of miles, drop something off and go home. Yeah, same exact. Yeah, I don't know.

[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Doug Hopkins]

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[Brett]

Same thing I don't understand about how people climb mountains. Who puts the stuff up there in the first place?

[Dick Toledo]

Who's the first?

[Larry McFeely]

The original.

[Brett]

The original guy was free climbing.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't you just follow the bodies now?

[Brett]

Well, that's a trail, but I mean, I'm talking about like wall climbing and the dudes that jam those things into the creases and then make carabiners. I still don't understand how the ropes work.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, you have to get the one free climber.

[Brett]

Somebody has to do that first and put the rope in. Like he's never safe. Somebody's never safe. And they're tied to something at all times. And I don't know what that is. Doesn't make sense.

[Larry McFeely]

A new study has found that a person's fingers wrinkle in the same pattern every time they're in the water too long. The wrinkles are caused by blood vessels under the skin contracting when they're immersed in the water for a period of time. That was already known. But researchers at the Binghamton University looked into why, where they form and determined that it's virtually always the same, almost because those blood vessels don't move much over time. They also discovered the wrinkles don't form in people with medium nerve damage.

[Dick Toledo]

So wait, you don't get prunes if you've got nerve damage?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, you don't prune up if you had your fingers.

[Brett]

Do you feel that? You don't feel your fingers, though. It's a bigger problem.

[Larry McFeely]

Right?

[Brett]

Right. Yeah, I can't feel my fingers. But the good. That's a real silver lining, guy. That's what Brady would say. Well, it's not feeling in my hands. But here's the good news. I can sit in a bathtub for hours and nothing happens.

[Larry McFeely]

But the researchers think it could have real world applications in fingerprinting. Fingerprinting and forensics, like at crime scenes.

[Brett]

So people without. Without prune capabilities are more.

[Larry McFeely]

Your hands prune the same every time underwater, but they do.

[Brett]

So you like swam too long and then robbed a jewelry store?

[Larry McFeely]

Well, I guess what they're Saying is if they've found a submerged body or something. Oh, can identify it.

[Brett]

They prune up.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett]

If in fact, they have your fingerprints pruned.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. So now that's the only thing I could think of.

[Brett]

That's not the way. There's no way that they would go. They match his pruning fingerprints. Good thing we gotta jump in a.

[John Holmberg]

Hot shower before you go and knock over a liquor store.

[Brett]

Good thing we got there.

[Larry McFeely]

You go change it up.

[Brett]

They wouldn't have that.

[Larry McFeely]

There's a small town in France that succeeded its third Guinness World Record attempt by hosting a gathering of 3,076 people dressed as Smurfs.

[Brett]

I saw that and it made me realize that Smurfs. I forgot about this. But they all have reservoir tips for hats.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett]

They all look like rubbers. I always forgot about the Smurf hat. Looks like a rubber on its head.

[Dick Toledo]

Same thing. Arby's logo, Smurf hat.

[Brett]

Arby's logo's a penis. Always has been, always will be.

[John Holmberg]

Reminds me that France is useless, huh? Reminds me that France is useless. That's our world record. Really? Come on.

[Brett]

That's what France is doing.

[Larry McFeely]

They're accomplishing that place after three attempts.

[John Holmberg]

Three attempts.

[Brett]

The first two times bled for the Smith record. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

They fell short in 2019 with 2760.

[Brett]

Brett, why are you so hard on us French people?

[Dick Toledo]

It's hard. What?

[Brett]

What is wrong with brat? Why in the world would you give us trouble? Do we give it a go? About a year, what, 12, 15 months ago, we get all of our friends together and paint each other.

[John Holmberg]

Bleh.

[Brett]

We could be Smurfs. It did not pan out, but I said, let's not quit. We did not surrender this.

[John Holmberg]

First time. Yeah, first time for everything, Jacques.

[Brett]

We went after it again, which is the antithesis of a Frenchman. We went again and tried again, but to no avail. Sacre bleu. I have to buy more blue pant. So we blew ourselves again and we went out. And this time, success.

[Larry McFeely]

Did you hook up with some ladies?

[Brett]

We woke up with a couple of beautiful unbed ladies. Smelled terrible. There was so much blue in the room. I woke up, I looked down and I said, look at all these. I have blue balls. I'm done with the Frenchman.

[Larry McFeely]

You're gonna be excited about this, John.

[Brett]

That's a lander.

[Larry McFeely]

The first mass produced flying car will go on sale early next year.

[Dick Toledo]

I feel like this is the third time you've done a story like this.

[Brett]

Not mass produced.

[Larry McFeely]

Company in Slovakia called Klein Vision says Its new air car will cost a very reasonable 800,000. But if you want it loaded up, million bucks. A little heavy with all the candy.

[Brett]

But it does fly.

[John Holmberg]

How high?

[Brett]

Yeah, what's my.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, technically a flying car, but car.

[John Holmberg]

Is it like.

[Larry McFeely]

Not the hover car we were promised.

[Brett]

No, I'd rather have a flying car.

[Larry McFeely]

I think we've seen the video.

[Brett]

I want to get above the power line.

[Larry McFeely]

A sports car with retractable wings and a propel. A propeller in the back.

[Brett]

It's a little plane so you can.

[Larry McFeely]

Lift off in traffic. Oh, you still need a Runway. You can't lift off a track point. You need a Runway and a pilot's license.

[Brett]

No, it's a plane.

[Larry McFeely]

It transforms into an airplane in under two minutes. Has a range of 621 miles.

[Brett]

It's a picture of a plane. It's not a flying car. And it's cool design, but it's a plane. The wings whip back, right?

[Larry McFeely]

Two passengers maybe. Or is it just.

[Dick Toledo]

Or do they go up? Looks like it's got two seats.

[John Holmberg]

So why don't you get. A plane has a range of 60.

[Larry McFeely]

Miles, top cruising speed of 155.

[John Holmberg]

Why would you drive on the freeway if you can fly somewhere?

[Brett]

I don't understand. And if you had a Runway, you.

[Larry McFeely]

Can fly at 18,000ft.

[Brett]

I gotta think, if you've got a Runway. If you've got a Runway at your disposal, you don't have a job anymore.

[Dick Toledo]

Here's the wings going down.

[Brett]

I see it. That turns into a car and it's. We're going the right direction. It's the arrows pointing up on the flying car.

[Dick Toledo]

150 knots. How that fast? Is there a ratio there?

[Brett]

I don't know.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, they said 155 miles an hour. That's 150 knots.

[Brett]

I don't know what a knot is.

[Larry McFeely]

And it can fly up to 18,000ft.

[Brett]

Somebody will explain it and I'll still not get it.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brett]

But not as a percentage of. I'm like, just what is it? Miles per hour. I'm not. I'm not a Navy guy.

[Dick Toledo]

I saw this in the 60s with James Bond. We've been waiting this long, people still get the fish hook in their mouth for this thing.

[Brett]

Yeah, the Jetsons. James Bond plan nine from outer space. Like every sci fi movie ever has had flying cars been with you too.

[Larry McFeely]

I was like.

[Dick Toledo]

I thought you were gonna say plan B.

[Brett]

No, no, no. Plan 9. Plan B from outer space is awesome.

[Larry McFeely]

Now you're gonna have to get access to your, you know, small airport because you're basically driving it out to the Runway.

[Dick Toledo]

That one in.

[Larry McFeely]

How's that going to work in security?

[Dick Toledo]

That little tiny one in Chandler?

[Brett]

Yeah. The regional.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. No, not going off Gilbert. The one off of, like, it's on.

[John Holmberg]

Chandler Boulevard or something. And like McClintock.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

It's just. It's. It's not worth it. Stellar if you need a Runway. Stellar. Yeah. If you need a Runway, you're. You're just in a plane. It's a pain in the ass. I want a car that when I'm on the i10, I'm like, I can't take this anymore. And I just. Gonna happen. It's gonna happen, Brad.

[John Holmberg]

Not in our lifetime.

[Brett]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

Can you imagine cruising over by Sun City? Those morons trying to fly their cars over there?

[Brett]

We put an age. No, we'd put an age restriction on it.

[John Holmberg]

They deemed that they need that now in regular cars, for Christ's sake.

[Brett]

Well, that's what we'll do, all us bright folk. By the time we get there, though, we'll be.

[John Holmberg]

We'll be out. Yeah, we won't. So it doesn't matter.

[Brett]

He's right. Son of a. If I didn't have this Peter Pan brain, I wouldn't realize I'm not really 22. Son of a bitch. Here's a guy explaining knots to me. Please don't. Knots is 1.17 miles an hour. Just stick with miles an hour.

[Dick Toledo]

What? Why. Why do we still do knots?

[Brett]

What's the point? 1 7. That's dumb.

[John Holmberg]

Assuming it's that close. 1.1.

[Brett]

You're not getting a whole lot different there. It's like Brady. It was 156. 150 knots. I'm like, what's the. What are we saving? We're not saving any time saying it. Usually it just adds to it. Like they said Putin and Trump had a two hour conversation, but it was only an hour long because you had to say everything twice. Yep.

[Larry McFeely]

Got a couple of Brady videos. First one's a little swing action for a couple of girls that they forgot to remove the ladder out of the way.

[Dick Toledo]

It's a little bit of acrobat action.

[Brett]

Yeah, this is a massive.

[Dick Toledo]

Better than a swing.

[Brett]

Like Navy SEAL swings. Oh, geez. Yeah, There's a giant standing ladder.

[Larry McFeely]

This guy. To come to rescue. It's a twofold.

[Brett]

He's done. Oh, into the ladder.

[John Holmberg]

Captain save a ho. Got knocked the F out.

[Brett]

Where is this cult playground? This looks like Mormon village training over.

[Dick Toledo]

By Our old place in Gilbert, they had that Acrobat university.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, you can see the setup.

[Brett]

Yeah, but I think it was more professional than a bunch of power tree lines like those are. Power tree those. What do they call those things? Power poles. Yeah, but they're wooden.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, they're like the creosote ones.

[Brett]

I don't know if that's a thing or not.

[Larry McFeely]

Fun summer camp.

[John Holmberg]

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[Doug Hopkins]

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[John Holmberg]

Wait, there's no backorders?

[Doug Hopkins]

Nope. We work with all our distributors, so what you see on our site is what's actually available. We ship all over the country, so we're not just for Arizonans anymore. If the firearm you want is legal in your state, we can get it to a dealer for you to pick up.

[John Holmberg]

Sounds simple. That's why I always go to mmpguns.com.

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[Brett]

Holmberg's morning sickness isn't creosote rock.

[Dick Toledo]

No, it's like an oil they put on the power pole so they don't rot.

[Brett]

It is.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. I just know them as wood and railroad ties. They put them so.

[Brett]

Yeah, but I Didn't know that. That's just a wooden pole. That just looks ghetto to me. It looks like they're training Mormon wives in that facility.

[Larry McFeely]

Next up is bull riding Death. This is the worst one I think I've seen so far.

[Brett]

Really?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Of all.

[Brett]

It's turned. He's looking at the guy with a. Oh, there's a guy stuck to his leg.

[Larry McFeely]

Is stuck.

[Brett]

His foot's still stuck. Oh, the stomping has begun. The bull is varying. Oh, my God. He is ragdolling. This guy whose foot is stuck in the bulls. Whatever that saddle. I don't know what that.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, Juan, lasso that thing. What are you doing?

[Brett]

All right, we get it. You can. You can lasso above your head.

[Larry McFeely]

Look at that leg.

[Brett]

They are.

[John Holmberg]

Bronco Billy still hasn't done anything with that lasso.

[Larry McFeely]

Now he's still.

[John Holmberg]

Look at that. Oh, finally.

[Larry McFeely]

No, it's still nothing.

[Dick Toledo]

No, he missed.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he missed.

[Brett]

Oh, the bull just went home. That was a bull stomping a guy out. I mean, there's not a lot of play by play I can give you on that. And he's still whipping him around. This is not over.

[Larry McFeely]

Come around. He's walking here. And this is where.

[Brett]

Finally, the bull's just walking along, dragging.

[Larry McFeely]

The guy tired out.

[Dick Toledo]

They took the thing off his nuts, too.

[Brett]

That's a misnomer. The bull riders, maybe not in Mexico, where this is, but they say that that's not real.

[Dick Toledo]

What is it? It's something that calms them down.

[Brett]

When they take it off, they elect. They don't electrify their balls like they said.

[John Holmberg]

I thought it was just strapped up.

[Dick Toledo]

I thought it was really strapped.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, real tight belt, you know, but makes him uncomfortable.

[Brett]

Yeah, that guy's foot got stuck.

[Dick Toledo]

Yikes.

[Brett]

Yikes.

[Larry McFeely]

All right, here's a guy that gets some busted up ears and a broken skull.

[Brett]

He's jumping off a cliff diving. It's a nice. He looks like he's in good shape. He's got his form. He takes. Oh, he slips off the. Oh, he hits the side of the rocks and goes into the water. He did not make it to the water first. His feet didn't do well. He hit his face first. Oh, my God. That's a good. That's a beautiful setting.

[Larry McFeely]

The rock came out. Yeah.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah, the rock breaks. Oh, my God. And then it just rains rock on him. Well, okay. That's horrible.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that's.

[Brett]

Yikes. Oh, my God. Brady's dabbling in the dark arts today. A couple of really bad ones. Brett Your work's cut out for you, friend.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brett]

Just got an email from a teacher. You know what, John? I've been thinking about it. Your words tell me it's time. I'm going to put in my resignation after today.

[Larry McFeely]

Great work.

[Brett]

I am responsible for more teachers quitting than anything ever. And it's a good thing. Go get a job at a private school. Why are you a public teacher? They treat you like garbage. I'm not saying we should pay you more. Again, I always go back to the thing. You're in 48th place and you're begging for more money, and when we gave you more, you dropped to 49. I wanted to see some results off that red for ed and it went the wrong way. If anything, you should get docked pay. You guys are doing a terrible job. Horrible. All those kids are stupid. Brett, you've met the kids. They're all stupid. I haven't met a kid and gone. Wow, this one's really got it together. Second grade. Should be in fifth, probably. Then they keep bragging about that 14 year old that just graduated from law school.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Unbelievable.

[Dick Toledo]

Hire that kid.

[Brett]

That's the one I'm getting. Yeah. You teachers good. Another one quit. A person named William. Good job, William. You get a job at a bank or a restaurant, you could go work at Steak44 and triple your pay. Never deal with kids. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

Let's go for the spare here.

[Brett]

All right. We're traveling along a cruddy country streets. Oh, the guy just blows through traffic and knocks the guy off a moped. But when there's that many moped standing there. Yeah, you're not.

[Larry McFeely]

I. I would venture he got.

[Brett]

Oh, there's two dudes and a moped just standing in the road. I bet if you live in a country Toledo likes to travel to, you don't get out of life without killing someone on a moped at least once. They're everywhere and they're going diagonal.

[John Holmberg]

How about a fight in a store?

[Brett]

All right. Got two. Two broads in a store. It looks like a Kohl's or a Marshalls or someplace. I'd never go just based on the clientele. This is Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark.

[Larry McFeely]

I think she's out of her weight class.

[Brett]

Oh, she's got her fist in her. Did you see that? She's fisting her.

[John Holmberg]

Wait a minute.

[Larry McFeely]

Come on.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh.

[Brett]

Oh, she's pooping. Oh, God. The white one's pooping all over the place. I don't know what she's saying. She literally beat the crap out of that girl. Show it again.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brett]

Yeah. This is a. This woman does not belong in the K Momo. And she's getting learned a lesson for it. And she is getting her ass handed to her right there in the quinceanera section. And neither of us. And then she's got her dress on and the lady's got her hand in there. And there is poop everywhere. She has pooped everywhere. Oh, my God. That's a good defense mechanism. That's like what squid do.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, for sure.

[John Holmberg]

We'll just end with some of.

[Brett]

My favorite one.

[John Holmberg]

We'll just end with some nice camera work here.

[Brett]

I like that. I thought it was Caitlin and Angel. And then it turned sideways.

[John Holmberg]

It's a nice camera for you.

[Brett]

Oh, we have. Where is that on his chin? Oh, it's a camera that's inside the girl with Mario while he performs. Okay, now he's doing everything. They have a well lit camera inside the woman.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow.

[Brett]

And we're seeing.

[Dick Toledo]

The action right about the lighting.

[Brett]

Let's see the yellow. The yellow cord. You see it up there? He's. He's trying. He's going after it. I think he's hitting the camera. Oh, geez. There's the finish right on your screen. So they put a camera inside this girl and. And you get to see what goes on from a different POV than I've ever seen in my life. This is more of a health thing.

[John Holmberg]

And knowing is half the battle.

[Brett]

Okay, we're done.

[John Holmberg]

There we go.

[Brett]

As you pull the camera out through that swamp. Oh, God.

[Dick Toledo]

Would you like to be at best bite anymore?

[Brett]

Brady doesn't like the cream pie.

[John Holmberg]

The big finale.

[Brett]

He did not like that.

[Larry McFeely]

Knew it was coming too.

[Brett]

I get it. Pop Pop did not like that.

[John Holmberg]

One more time.

[Brett]

Hey, lunch. He gives it a split. Oh, you turned away. Turned away. What's the matter with you? Grow up. Yeah, Brady, start being a man. That's it. Somebody emailed me and said as much guff as Brady gets for reading. Brett trying to get through that story was brutal. I'm like, yeah. I didn't know Brett couldn't read either.

[John Holmberg]

There was stuff coming up, so I was being very careful.

[Brett]

Yeah. I remember the other day when he said he could read books. That has to take a millennium.

[Dick Toledo]

He said he read a book.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And I said it took me like six or eight months. So I'm.

[Brett]

Yeah, it was the Godfather. And six or eight months after. The way you read that three page story is shocking.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not Worried about words coming up in the. When I'm reading something else. When you hand me a story, I know there's something.

[Brett]

You're searching future words. Oh yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I'm reading ahead.

[Dick Toledo]

That's right. He was scanning ahead.

[Brett]

Yeah. Creosote are bushes in the desert. They produce the oil that keeps other plants from growing around them. That's what smells when it rains in the desert. I didn't know that. Now I do. I learned two things.

[Larry McFeely]

Take those leaves in the creosote bush and rub them together.

[Brett]

Do I do that?

[Larry McFeely]

You go out in the desert and you rub the leaves.

[Brett]

I haven't done that.

[Dick Toledo]

Who does?

[Larry McFeely]

Just like. It's basically the smell of tar.

[Brett]

Well, I haven't done that because I'm not a mental patient.

[Dick Toledo]

You've done that?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Oh, we gotta get you a hobby, man. I'm gonna rub these leaves together rather than go home. Tap dragon doesn't open till 11. Stand here rubbing tree branches together. Why would you do that?

[Larry McFeely]

I was told the same thing by someone like it because that's what they put in black top and some.

[Brett]

Someone equally as depressed. You rub these leaves together. We've got nothing better to do. You know they have TV now and then.

[Larry McFeely]

I bought a Coco pellet from them.

[Brett]

Yeah. And did you get great satisfaction from rubbing those together?

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

And did you think at all at that moment I gotta get better friends? Because I would have.

[Larry McFeely]

Who's my last trip to the botanical garden?

[Brett]

Yeah. Who's Captain Electric that told you that one on your watch?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, years ago.

[Brett]

I'm guessing that guy. Like it's some sort of electric skydiving accident or something.

[Larry McFeely]

This is a barrel cactus.

[Brett]

Man. How did you not hang yourself that day? Brett and I would have gone on the the dolly steamboat before going down the walk with this thing.

[John Holmberg]

A hell of a lot.

[Larry McFeely]

The thorns off the cactus and the barrel cactus and use them as fishing hooks.

[Brett]

Oh my God. Brady. How old were you when this happened?

[Larry McFeely]

30 years old.

[Brett]

Somebody talked you into that at 30?

[Larry McFeely]

When I first moved out here.

[Brett]

Oh, you wanted to learn about the trees. Yeah. No, that's rough.

[Dick Toledo]

So how does.

[John Holmberg]

Did you go willingly or were you forced to go?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, no, I went.

[Brett]

Was there.

[John Holmberg]

We were only forced to go.

[Larry McFeely]

Might have been.

[Brett]

Was there. You don't make it up. You think so you'd know if there was a girl.

[Dick Toledo]

This is impression.

[Brett]

Yeah. You remember the leaf thing? You remember if you had a date to this?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I don't think it was. I don't think it was a date. It was with a group of people.

[Brett]

Oh, I guarantee if it was a date, there's a girl out there telling story. This one guy took me out for a leaf rubbing walk. Never talked to him again. We were 30. He was acting like we were 90. That's nothing. I took a girl to the dolly steamboat. She jumped in. She did the right thing. There you go everybody. That is your Brady Report. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness and we're talking to you about reactdefense.com the home of tactical black self defense training. You know all about it by now. Get in great shape. Learn stuff you didn't know you needed to know. Prepare for a life you just can't prepare for until you start doing the work. And right now the price is unbeatable. Two months of personal training right there. Hands on react defense self defense system. It is 199 bucks. For too much. You're not getting that anywhere else and all you have to do is go to reactdefense.com the home of Tactical Black.

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[Brett]

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