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Larry McFeely
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Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness online@98kupd.com I'm gonna put a baby in her. That's next. And then Bill Belichick's gonna be the father of an infant. Oh, this is all so weird. Somebody text over and said maybe it's in the contract with Jordan that when he doesn't want to be her husband anymore. His son Steve takes that too, because that's what he's got at unc. So maybe that's. I'd like you to marry me. And if that doesn't work out, I'll just pass you over to my son Steve and his incredible mullet. Because Steve just got the gig at unc. He doesn't even have to be good at it. Dad steps away. It's his, so.
Or maybe Steve will eventually stop. I'm sorry, we gotta. We got a cutter.
It's a tough decision, but I'm going to ask you to give me your wife playbook and we'll escort you out.
Laptop.
Hard Knocks the marriage. Just follow Belichick and Jordan around the house for Hard Knocks this year. He's so good, I'd watch it. He's going to put a baby. It just goes to show you that, like, certain people are just great at one thing. I always said that about Sheriff Joe Arpaio. He had a great idea. Like that was. He had one great idea and that was just tent him up. What are we building stuff for? Put a tent out there. And in the beginning, Tent City was a great idea. All his other ideas were horrible. He was bad at almost everything else. But he had that one good idea and he lived on it. I think Bill Belichick's that too. He's got one thing he's great at. And then if you dive into his life, which is probably why he never got too open with anything. Because if you found out what a catastrophe he was outside of football, you'd have been like, this guy's an idiot. We're now seeing that I think he's only good at football. And we got a peek in one of the fourth wall came down and we got to see Bill Belichick the man. And you're like, this guy's a moron. Everybody thought he was just the evil genius just scratching out plays. Any chance he had, if he had, you know the way Richard Dreyfus was in Close Encounters where he just kept making Devil's Mountain out of mashed potatoes. And then that was him. He just football, football, football. Now it's like there's also young pussy in that dog, Hans. He's a disaster. A guy emailed me and this is a great one. He says, bill Belichick, you are my hero. I'm a 37 year old man and I plan to follow in your footsteps. If I'm doing the math right, my wife will be born in 2037. Oh, my God, you put it that way. And then I wait another 15 years, meet her, and then I wait another eight years and marry her. Yuck. He also points out that his current wife will be 40 this year. And then waits for Brett to say, expires, and then he moves on to his. You think about that too, that the father of your future wife, if the plan is the exact Same, is currently 16. I think I'm doing the math right on that because that's the difference between Bill and. Wait a minute, 48 year old dad, how old is she? 24.
She's 24.
So the 12 years from now he'll have a kid. He's 12. I'm sorry, he's 12. He's not 16. The current. The father of your future wife is currently 12 years old. Good luck, Kyle, if you're following the Belichick blueprint.
Brett Vesely
And why wouldn't you?
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In the meantime, you got to figure out how to win eight championships here in the next 35 years.
Met my future father in law, sixth grade. He just got a starting middle school.
He's in sixth grade. Oh, my God. When you start doing that math. Anyway, you guys are just haters. I'm not a hater, Bill. I just think maybe you might.
You'd go to that wedding. You got an invite.
Yeah, I don't go to weddings anymore.
You'd have to think you'd break that one.
I'd break my rule to go to one more wedding. Yeah, it's like Ozzy Osbourne's. No more tours. All right, one more wedding. Yeah, Belichick invited me to that. I would sit in the back row. I wanna. And not for the star stuff, just to see Bill waiting for his wife. She's so beautiful.
Brett Vesely
You want to sit next to Tommy?
Unknown
Tommy? Tommy's gonna be up there.
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah. He's got to be one of the groomsmen, I would think.
Unknown
Yeah. Steve, the son.
Brett Vesely
Yep.
Unknown
Tommy and maybe a couple of Jordan's brothers have gotten close. You know, they pal around with Bill.
Brett Vesely
Well, Gronk will be whoever is cutting it up.
Unknown
Camera man for the film.
Camera guy. Well, he'll probably.
The two trainers that got fired.
Yeah, the two fat trainers. They've got to be there.
Up there.
Up there. Wow. It's weird. If this has legs and that's what they're saying. It's. She's the one blabbing about it. So. I had an undefeated season a few years ago and then we lost at the end. But one thing I've Learned about Young Pussy. It's undefeated. There's no getting around it. It's gonna beat you. Yeah. What if you found out, like, Bill Belichick's credit's like 4:20. He doesn't pay bills. He's like, terrible at everything else. He's just a mess anyway. Wow. It's 10:09. Get to it. Time for the entertainment drill. I don't know.
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Conan O' Brien posted a video yesterday. He's joined Toy Story 5.
Oh, cool.
As a voice of a new character named Smarty Pants. On the video he's saying he was. He kind of went for the role of Woody, but that's kind of overdone now, the Woody, he was like, kind of been there, done that. You know, you're in a bit of a rut, don't you think? Then he said, no, it's Tom Hanks. It's his role. And I went, guys, you gotta go. You gotta think outside of the box.
It's better. When he says it, he's just quoting. It's hard.
Lethal Weapon 5.
It's gonna happen with Mel.
Mel and Danny reunited at a fan expo.
At a fan expo. Oh, they.
I thought that was the movie in Philadelphia.
That was the plot of the film.
And they announced they're doing. They're doing Lethal Weapon 5.
Wow. No kidding. Do we want to see. Wasn't he too old for this 30 years ago?
Yep.
Brett Vesely
Every movie.
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Yeah. I mean, I'm getting too old for this. Come on, follow me, Rog. No, we're. Now we're 80 and 70. What are we doing? Shouldn't they be retired? What police officers want to work that long? Every one of them I know tries to retire the day they first can retire.
The first one was 38 years ago.
Yeah, that's. And he was. He was saying it then. I'm getting too old for this. 38 years ago. Bill Belichick's wife wasn't even born for 14 more years. My God. That movie's 14 years older than Belichick's fiance. Oh, my Lord.
The 2025 Stanley Pup was announced.
Ah.
June 6th, 7pm they got new. New crew of dogs. Did you see the first one?
I know. I think they just stick puppies on ice. It's kind of cool. It's. It's ACL's waiting to blow.
Something pretty cool happened in Detroit. Jelly Roll doing his concert and he wanted to lose yourself. And Eminem came out, actually helped sing with him.
Pretty cool.
Get it together. Blake went nuts.
Ladies and gentlemen, Eminem, still convinced Jelly.
Roll is Ralphie Whitney Houston's estate, announced a tour to celebrate the 40th anniversary of her debut in music. The shows will feature original and remastered recordings and never before seen footage and interviews.
By the way, Bill Belichick's father in law was eight when Whitney Houston first hit the scene. I can't get enough of this.
It's called the Voice of Whitney A Symphonic Celebration. And it'll be happening. It'll be coming to town here November 22nd at the Mesa Arts Center.
It's just them playing Whitney CDs and interviews and videos.
The show originally premiered last August in Chicago.
Brett Vesely
I'm good.
Unknown
It's had A few shows since, if you get a chance, Guns N Roses actually put this compilation of axle falling down at all.
They did. They did this. This wasn't somebody dicking with Guns N Roses. It's them.
And they're, you know, people are saying.
Actual maybe can laugh. It's a sense of humor and like, talk about himself in a sort of.
A disgust, realize how many times he stumbled.
There's a lot of falls. Well, I mean, think about it. They, you know, a lot of shows. Yes, that's pretty funny. He falls a lot. He's kind of clumsy. Anyway, walk away with today's news. Number two in Cameroon. Number two in Djibouti. And Bill Belichick is engaged to a woman who's 24, by the way. Here's some math for you that's fun. Bill Belichick's wife was born just before 9 11. Bill had just won his second Super Bowl. When you see a picture of Bill in the year 2000 on his way to his first super bowl season. And then a picture of her in 2000. She's an infant. He's a Super bowl winning head coach, and she is a. A diaper wearing, poofy baby. And God damn it all, we're proud of him. Because if I'm not mistaken, Bill Belichick was 51 when he won his first Super Bowl.
Wow.
Yeah. Is that right? Because he's 74 now. 73. Yeah. It's longer than that, so, yeah. So he's 48. Thereabouts. Okay. Anyway, it's good math and I was proud of him until the ring came on. We're all done. Larry's coming up next. You guys be nice to Larry. He'll be nice back and give you all sorts of stuff. Have a wonderful Tuesday. We'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness. Hello, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98.
Larry McFeely
Hey, it's Larry McFeely here with my friend Wayne from Amco. And Wayne, if my car has an extended warranty, do I have to take it back to the dealer for service?
Wayne
No, Larry, if you have an extended service contract, you can use it at any amco.
Larry McFeely
Well, it's nice to have other options.
Wayne
I'll say Amco has dealership quality rental cars, no hassles, and faster service.
Larry McFeely
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Host: John Holmberg
Co-hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Episode Date: May 20, 2025
Episode Title: Entertainment Drill - Calculating That Belichick's Fiance Was A Baby When He Won First Super Bowl - Lethal Weapon 5 Is Happening w/Gibson And Glover
The episode kicks off with a humorous and eye-opening discussion about the legendary NFL coach Bill Belichick and the surprising mathematics surrounding his fiancée's age during his first Super Bowl win.
Key Discussion Points:
Age Discrepancy: The hosts delve into the intriguing scenario where Belichick’s fiancée was purportedly an infant when he secured his first Super Bowl title.
Mathematical Breakdown: Through a series of witty calculations, the team illustrates the vast age gap, highlighting that if Belichick’s fiancée was born around the time of the 9/11 attacks, she would have been a baby during his Super Bowl triumph.
Notable Quotes:
Holmberg: "Calculating that Bill Belichick's fiancée was a baby when he won his first Super Bowl has thrown me for a loop."
Bret Vesely: "Bill Belichick's wife was born just before 9/11. If I'm not mistaken, he was 51 when he won his first Super Bowl."
Holmberg: "Bill Belichick's fiance is 24 now, meaning he had her when she was just 12. Talk about unconventional timelines!"
The conversation underscores the absurdity and humor in the situation, with Holmberg concluding, "It's good math and I was proud of him until the ring came on."
Transitioning seamlessly, the podcast dives into the latest happenings in the entertainment industry, delivering updates with the usual blend of humor and insightful commentary.
a. Conan O'Brien Joins Toy Story 5
Highlights:
Notable Quotes:
Holmberg: "Conan O'Brien posted a video yesterday. He's joined Toy Story 5 as Smarty Pants."
Bret Vesely: "He kind of went for the role of Woody, but that’s overdone now. Tom Hanks should keep his role."
b. Lethal Weapon 5 Reunion with Gibson and Glover
Highlights:
Notable Quotes:
Bret Vesely: "They're doing Lethal Weapon 5. Do we want to see Mel and Danny reunite after all these years?"
Holmberg: "They’re now 80 and 70. What are we doing? Shouldn't they be retired?"
c. Whitney Houston's 40th Anniversary Tour
Highlights:
Notable Quotes:
Bret Vesely: "It's called the Voice of Whitney: A Symphonic Celebration, happening November 22nd at the Mesa Arts Center."
Holmberg: "Bill Belichick's father-in-law was eight when Whitney Houston first hit the scene. I can't get enough of this."
d. ReactDefense.com and React Defense Promotions
Highlights:
Notable Quotes:
Holmberg: "Bad guys are out there. Sometimes they're hiding, sometimes they're just nuts. Preparation is key."
Bret Vesely: "For just $199, you get two months of training. That's incredible value."
e. 2025 Stanley Cup Announcement and Other News
Highlights:
Stanley Cup 2025: The announcement of the 2025 Stanley Cup brings excitement, with talks about new crew members and featured teams.
Eminem and Jelly Roll Collaboration: A standout moment was when Eminem joined Jelly Roll on stage during a Detroit concert, performing "Lose Yourself" together, much to the delight of fans.
Notable Quotes:
Holmberg: "Something pretty cool happened in Detroit. Eminem came out and helped sing with Jelly Roll."
Bret Vesely: "Ladies and gentlemen, Eminem, still convinced Jelly Roll is Ralphie Whitney Houston's estate."
As the episode winds down, the hosts engage in light-hearted banter, teasing each other and reflecting on the day's discussions with their characteristic humor.
Notable Exchanges:
Bret Vesely: "Why wouldn't you follow Bill Belichick's blueprint? In the meantime, you gotta figure out how to win eight championships in the next 35 years."
Holmberg: "He's got one thing he's great at—football. If you dive into his life, he's a catastrophe outside of it."
Closing Thoughts:
Bret Vesely: "Here’s some fun math: Bill Belichick was 51 when he won his first Super Bowl, and his fiancée is 24 now. That’s quite the age gap!"
Holmberg: "Good math, Bret. Proud of him until the ring came on."
The episode wraps up with a humorous nod to upcoming segments and a reminder of their engaging content, leaving listeners eagerly anticipating the next show.
Humor Meets Insight: The episode masterfully blends humor with insightful commentary, particularly in dissecting the peculiar age-related facts about Bill Belichick's personal life.
Entertainment Updates: Comprehensive coverage of significant entertainment news, including major film announcements and notable celebrity collaborations.
Engaging Hosts: The chemistry between Holmberg and his co-hosts ensures an entertaining and informative listening experience, catering to both sports enthusiasts and pop culture aficionados.
Whether you're a die-hard NFL fan curious about the latest gossip surrounding Bill Belichick or an entertainment junkie eager for updates on your favorite movies and stars, this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers it all with flair and humor.