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John Holmberg
Still streaming Homburg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Wednesday. It is 5:45 this the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo. Here we go. Another day has just begun. I play it is been ingrained in my head by precision airs. Eric Brian that when I hit the cock one time too many it drove him nuts for a while. He used to always tell me, I can't do that. I can't start my day. It's too much like. And he said it, not realizing what he was saying. And it always made me hilarious. And so when I ever. Whenever I hit that extra one, I'm like, yeah, Eric's. That's Eric. Can't wake up with that. With cock. It's too much. Too much cock for Eric. And we played Money Talks there, and Brett and I were talking. I want to know the origin of it now, when, you know ACDC had that song. It came out in 1990, which we marvel at the times. And Velvet Revolver's song is 21 years old now. But when they did that part in the thing where he goes, phoenix walks, and you laugh because it was just your city. And then I go back and I remember Huey Lewis had that song and they were shouting out names. Cities harder. Rock and roll. And Phoenix got thrown in there. And then living in America, Phoenix got thrown in there. But it was just. Did they do that in Columbus? Yeah, they said they do it in every city. But Columbus walks. Oh, I don't know. How do they decide which cities got listed? Because Columbus wasn't big enough. But neither at the time. Neither was Phoenix.
Brett Veseley
I do Ohio or something.
John Holmberg
Ohio. I bet you're right. But that was just cities, though, the Hard Rock and rolls cities. That was Detroit.
Brady
I'm pretty sure they said the city. Huey Lewis did. I don't know about acdc.
John Holmberg
You don't think acdc, whatever town they're.
Brady
In, they would throw it in. And that's.
John Holmberg
But you don't. But why Phoenix, then? And why. Why not Columbus?
Brady
I heard Milwaukee with Huey Lewis.
John Holmberg
Well, Huey Lewis did everybody, but. Because he was. But why would ACDC just do Phoenix? Albuquerque never got a. Thrown in a song. It's not melodic. It can't be done. Yeah, Dallas, I'm sure, got one. Houston got one. I'm positive of that. What cities got snubbed in that deal. And I remember feeling like the idiot that I am. It was special. It was like a moment like, oh, man, we made it. Like we're in that. And it kind of goes back into. When performers on stage shout the city's name that you've lived in, you're there and have. And being acknowledged by somebody that you admire from out of town, just going, how you doing, Phoenix? Like, that's our city where. I know we knew they were coming. It's on the shirt.
Brady
Bless your Aussie.
Brett Veseley
I just paid 20 bucks for this damn show back then.
John Holmberg
Well, Ozzy had a cue card for it. I mean, he would occasionally shout out Tucson when he was in Albuquerque or Denver. But yeah, I was. I always wondered, like, did the dude have to sit in there? Phoenix, Columbus. Like, did all the. All the towns, or did they have some guy and pay some dude to just shoot it in there? It sounds too legit not to be. Brian Johnson, Albuquerque. That one don't work. Dallas, he did all day. I'm out. I'm out.
Brady
Did they go 20, 25 cities deep.
John Holmberg
And then he'd be like, Tulsa, right? Like, at a certain point, Brian Johnson. That's. I'm not doing Tulsa. I'm not doing Kansas. Maybe. Kansas. Yeah. They're not doing it. You're not getting that in there. It's not a thing. Winston Salem, what the hell? Durham, Raleigh. I'm not yelling that. Check that one off. It's just so weird that that happened. And they don't do. I don't think they do that anymore. They don't do a lot of songs where they anthem out a bunch of city names either. But we used to get so excited about it. Your version, yeah, it was yours. And just that they just took and, you know, it was just like, oh, it's the worst part of recording is to go back in and go, we got a huge hit on our hands here. You got to go back in the studio and just shout city names after, you know, Money Talks, which you sat and labored over and wrote for the Razor's Edge album years and years ago. And you're like, I think I got a good one here. Pops out. And then some record executive Bob starts telling you, you know, if we added in the city names, they'd lose their minds for it. Like it's not a good enough song without that. It is.
Brady
Fortunately for Huey Lewis, he could just say the cities. He just go down the line, right?
John Holmberg
Because he had already. But here's the thing. Huey Lewis wrote the song, sat in a room and shouted out the cities he actually wrote down, which are universal to the song. And then record idiots. And radio stations asked to have their city added to it. Living in America, James Brown didn't sit and write down, I'll just announce every city. He had like nine of them that were in his artistic box there. The range that he wanted to do. And then radio and the. Bob's got to it. We found great success. If you just shout out the city's names, we can record it. And James Brown sitting Up Phoenix. Close enough, James. We can make that, like, five things, you know.
Brady
I wonder how many more records it sold.
John Holmberg
None.
Brett Veseley
He did Phoenix because he named Pratt's band back in the day, if you remember correctly. So it's a big place for him.
John Holmberg
Dave Pratt's band was. That's right. According to Dave, James would pop in now and again because he was known for that. Yeah, James, if you watch the movie, you realize what an affable and lovable man James Brown was to, you know, media and local radio. But he loved Dave Pratt, according to Dave Pratt, the delusional lunatic. And only according to one thing. And as you'd think, he'd mentioned that in his book about his life, but he never mentioned it. Then it came up later.
Brady
It's a pretty big deal.
John Holmberg
If James Brown named anything of mine a dog. That's the headline of my last 30 years. If James Brown came to town, your dog name is Jack Ham. Like what? I just named my dog Jack Ham. My dog's name is Jack Ham. That's great, because I'm a Steeler fan. I know. I noticed that you're a Steeler fan. So name your dog Jack Ham. Like, all right, my book would be called James Brown named My Dog. That would be. It wouldn't be anything about my career or anything James Brown named something of mine at all. I call Dizzy Blackhead and this Jeep Whitey. I just think it's all like, all right, James Brown named both my Jeeps. Relatively obvious answer. Blackie and Whitey.
Brett Veseley
Kill me now. Yeah, that would be.
John Holmberg
That would be amazing. Dua Lipa comes by. I'm gonna call this dog Bus. Dua Lipa ain't my dog. But no, it's buried. It was buried under the guys. Oh, and then, of course, the passing of Norm from Cheers yesterday. Brutal. But of course, Dave Pratt eulogizes. If you don't know, I have a friend of a friend of a friend who does something called Dave Pratt Lies on Twitter X Whatever they call it.
Brady
Been doing it for years.
John Holmberg
I mean, he's been doing it for years. I almost said we. He's been doing it for years. He eulogists the real Dave Pratt eulogizes every celebrity poorly and then makes it about himself and how many times that celebrity was on his show, including his own mom, right? Oh, his stepmom was mentioned when she passed away, and that was pretty telling of what was going on his life. Anyway, so we changed it to the Morning Mayor with a U, M, O U r N. And the Morning Mayor is written by someone else. But he did this thing yesterday. We try to guess Dave's coming eulogy and write down what we think he might say. And, man, was yesterday just a nailed it moment. And a lot of times, Dave will put up a picture of the wrong person and stuff. So we. That's. I mean, my friend does this accidentally all the time. The Norm one yesterday was George Michael, which I thought was funny because George went and then just said the thing had many belly laughs when he came on my show all the time. George went. Was never in the cupd studios ever. But he makes it seem like when he was in town, he'd pop by. And everybody did. Everybody did, including George Carlin, who found Dave too irreverent to be around. He was scared that Dave would get him in trouble. Yeah, because that was Carlin. All right, so then shortly after that, what does Dave Pratt put up on there? Instead of just saying, you know, George went past American icon Norm, as I'm sure being shouted in heaven, which is the. The typical eulogy that you would see. St. Peter and all the angels were heard screaming, Norm, a lovely tribute. Whatever he writes, Chug the beer on my show with me. It was awesome. George Wet used to visit all the time. Hashtag beers in heaven. Hashtags. This douchebag's still at it anyway.
Brett Veseley
Drink apple juice together.
John Holmberg
It's awesome. Oh, yeah, he does. He didn't drink. We chug beers on the air. Okay, Jackass. That was a. That was a kick in the nuts. For some reason, Kirsty Alley dying from Cheers didn't sting as badly as Norm seeing Norm die yesterday. And he did not look healthy the last few years. He was on that show with Lovett's a couple a year and a half, two years ago, where they were drinking with Dan Aykroyd and Kevin Nealon, and they were all having that weird history lesson from Dan Aykroyd in a bar. But George Wendt was on there. And you just looked at him like, how old is he? And he was only 76. And I say only because that's not what he looked like. But, yeah, he didn't take great care of himself. But George Wendt passing away the Bears and, you know, I mean, all this stuff he was. He was from 1982 to even beyond that, but, like 95 or so. He was just America's uncle that dude was. When he'd show up, he just felt good. George Wint was awesome. Norm was the best TV character in my childhood, in my life. Like, watching Cheers was A must see thing. It had to happen. And it was so cool. So having Norm die was like, ooh, that's part of Cheers going away. Ratzenberger's not far behind. Ted Danson in all those commercials is the gray ghost. He's silver as can be. And then you start looking and it was like, all these guys are not gonna. Nothing dumb's gonna happen to them. They're aging out. They're going the full, you know, the full marathon and starting to die and that you Forget. Cheers was 45 years ago. It's crazy. Great show, though. And Norm was.
Brady
You know, you realize how many like shows he had been on.
John Holmberg
Tons.
Brady
Appearances.
John Holmberg
Ridiculous.
Brady
Down a little mash. Seinfeld. Simpsons hot in Cleveland, Fresh off the boat.
John Holmberg
He's on Seinfeld as himself.
Brady
A couple of those. I think he.
Brett Veseley
Yeah, probably it was George Went then Seinfeld.
John Holmberg
Yeah, he was. They were. I think they were at Jay Leno's thing and he was on there and George Costanza was running around backstage giving him ideas and stuff about episodes of the show. Him and Corbin Burnson like, you should do this on LA Law. You should try this on Cheers. And they were terrible ideas. And they talked about it on the Leno show. It was. Yeah. And George. George Went was everywhere for a little while. So Norm going away was.
Brady
Didn't know he was Jason Sudega, his.
John Holmberg
Uncle in real life. Yeah, I didn't know that either. How about that? Yeah, that's so goodbye to George Went. That was a stinger. That was weird because he was everywhere for a bit and then just didn't.
Brett Veseley
Say what he passed for him yet, did there?
John Holmberg
I think we can all assume that his heart exploded. Morning sickness.
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John Holmberg
Homburg's morning sickness. And probably judging on his age, about 15 or 16 years later than we all thought. There was no way you looked at norm in the 80s, right, and said he's gonna live to be 76. No way. But he did. What are you up to, Mr. Peterson? My ideal weight, if I was eight feet tall. That's just. That was a great one. Andy, just text that over. That's great. Anyway, so him that Norm dying was just like, oh man, part of your.
Mo
Part of your childhood.
John Holmberg
Your zeitgeist of Americana and everything that happened. Your. Yeah, you're growing up years. I mean, when that show started, I was nine and ended I was 20. So that is some formative times there. When every Thursday I would go to my TV at 8 o' clock and guarantee I'm watching Cheers. Huge. And I still watch the reruns. It's on Philo on the catchy Comedy channel. Yeah, every night they show two in a row. It doesn't age well, by the way. It's still funny. It's still very funny. But man, oh man, Sam is a rapist. An absolute rapist. He's Harvey Weinstein. He will poison a woman for sex. That has happened several episodes. Sam would knock them out, make them go to sleep, just shrug his shoulders like he was a rapist. The good Old days, the good old days. We want to make it all go back to that. He was. He harassed women constantly. It was toxic to a level that I'm even uncomfortable with. Certain times I'm like, wow, I don't know if we've evolved, but this. This dude. And then by the end of the series, Sam had kind of become a joke on. On himself being such a lothario that he was. He was almost. It almost swung from being the. The dashing, you know, can get any girl to sort of desperate pervert. The show ended with him being just an absolute perv, trying to figure out, you know, how to do this. They did that one episode where he was hitting on that girl, and he thought that it was the girl he was seeing, had brought her with as a. As a three way. And he's like, this is gonna be great. Turned out the girl that he was. It was his. It was her daughter, and she was like 24. And he goes, so that's not. Wait a minute, how old am I? He had to realize, I can't do this. Like, gonna bang. That he was trying to bang the daughter. And it got.
Brett Veseley
But how did that show end? I don't remember. Obviously, he walked out of the bar, but he just. Did they close it down?
John Holmberg
He was going to close it. He realized midway it was going to leave and marry Diane and then changed his mind, went back and realized his true love was the bar, and that that was where he didn't think he had love. He needed a kid, he wanted a wife. And he goes, no, I've got. Everything I want is the bar. And that's why he said the last line of the thing, other than, sorry, we're closed, was, I'm the luckiest son of a bitch in the world. Because he sat back and he looked at the bar and he realized this. This is my wife. This is my kid. This is everything.
Brett Veseley
And did Diane come back for the last episode? She did. Okay. I couldn't remember.
John Holmberg
And they got on. They were gonna fly away together, and it was gonna be, they're done. He was moving out. He was getting rid of the bar. It was behind him, all that. He didn't. He was leaving the bar for Diane. He realized that that was the wrong move. It's actually. When it happened, people thought Cheers ended badly. And then when you look at it again and you realize the depth that they actually wrote for in America was stupid back in the early 90s. So they didn't read into depth TV shows like this. Well, by the way, Cheers is the very first episodic sitcom that ever had a running story, like, week to week. You kind of had to watch to know, to follow along. It was, you know, they had episodes where stuff was going on, but there it was the first sitcom where there was like, remember last week, because if you don't, we're going to keep reminding you what happened. Otherwise, it was just this episode ends and we move on to the next thing. And there were some threads of things that had happened, but it was the first real sitcom of popularity that was a soap opera. All the others were. They didn't trust America to be smart enough to go, you're. You're not going to follow along. That's why the to be continued kind of ended with Cheers is because they didn't have to remind the audience, you're stupid. This one's not over yet. Don't worry, we'll get you next week. To be continued. Like, oh, I got to remember this. 30 minutes. Cheers trusted that you were going to follow along and get invested in the characters. And it did it. It's pretty amazing. So it was a. It was a different show. It was way down the line different. It wasn't just, you know, each week was a different thing. It was pretty groundbreaking. But Norm, no more. But he will live forever on that bench at. At Cheers that I wanted to buy that bar. I wonder where that ended up. Somebody. It was 100 grand to buy the bar. Just the bowl and Finch. No, the Bull and Finch is the bar itself. The actual TV set, the sets. Right. It's 100 grand for that thing. Somebody bought it. I don't. I had nowhere to put it or I'd absolutely put that thing in there. Crazy. I am in. I. I had nightmare after nightmare last night of what happened.
Brett Veseley
675 is.
John Holmberg
It ended up going for 675. It started at 100 grand.
Brett Veseley
Yeah, I guess it just recently.
John Holmberg
Yeah, that was a couple of years ago.
Brett Veseley
Yeah. I was an auction in Dallas, very.
John Holmberg
Serious about looking into that until I saw like, the opening bid was going to be. The minimum was 100 grand. And I'm like, well, if nobody pays attention to this, probably scrape together the Cheers bar. But it didn't have a top. It didn't have the glass racks. It was just four posts in the bar. But in the bar was George Went and John Ratzenberger carved in their names. There was like, they'd carved stuff all over the bar.
Brett Veseley
I think they said they used to.
John Holmberg
Write right on it or carve it yeah. During the show, they would carve things in the bar and they carved their names in their seats. And so, yeah, 675.
Brett Veseley
That bar looked a lot bigger on TV than it does in that picture.
John Holmberg
It's three or four stools across is all. Isn't that crazy? Man, that would have been awesome to own, but not for 675, 000. I'd have walked into heavy. Every room. I'd have. Every time I walked in there, I'd have been like, God damn it. I'm not charging admission. I'm taking a bath on this thing. Still cool? Yeah. I. I had nightmare after nightmare last night. Brett. I'm sure you might have as well, because we both did this. Brady. I bet you didn't. I bet you're sleeping like an angel with the pap. The dude in Pittsburgh that fell off the Clemente wall. 21 footfall. Yeah, he was 20, so the person next to him was 21. And supplying him with beer. They've got a couple angles of him going over the wall now that are different than the originals, and they are not good. He is bombed. And he does this jump out of his seat, and he grabs the bar in front of him. That's the top of the wall. And when he land, he jumps up, kind of springs himself up with his hands, and when he lands, he's leaning forward and his stomach hits the wall and kind of makes him go. And he flips off the wall and falls 21ft. The Clemente 21. And he lands. And he's just now walking again. They've got him up. He's recovering real slowly. They're gonna charge the 21 year old that was sitting next to him for handing him alcohol. And you nod yes, like, yeah, get him. No, I'm saying, oh, I. There are countless amount of busboys that could have died on my. I was handing out alcohol like crazy. Paying kids to do my closing work at Tony Roma's every night for about three years. Hey, kid, you want to get bar mats tonight? You do the bar mats. You mop this thing up so I don't have to. And I'll. I'll pour you some drinks. I'll put them in to go cups. You guys take them to your place? Yes. Yeah. Humberg, you're awesome. I'm like, I know. I am. And what awesome was, was lazy. And I remember one kid named Dave, who I. We called him double O.C. or they did. The busboys did 17. And when he'd drink, he'd get A lazy eye. When he got. When it was officially drunk time. He's the only person I ever saw like a turkey in the oven that had a popper like, oh, it's done. When his eye fell to be just white, nothing more than white because the whole like, color part of his eye disappeared, fell into his head. And I was giving him drinks one night and he's mopping and it happened fast. And I look over and double O. C's eyes gone. And double O.C. stood for out of control. And I'm like, oh, all right, put the mop down, double O.C. have a seat. And he starts laughing. Well, he, that night got into a kid named Jared's truck and they were worried he was going to throw up, so they put him in the bed of the truck and at 35 miles an hour down Guadalupe Road, he jumped out.
Brady
Oh, geez.
John Holmberg
Yep, leapt out, rolled down Guadalupe Road, stood up, put his arms in the air and waited for him to come back. I learned the lesson from that. To do it again the next day to see if we could make his eyes disappear. Like I wanted to see if I could get both eyes to fall out. We got double O.C. drunk regularly to see what was next. We didn't think he was gonna kill himself and luckily he didn't. But last night, I'm sitting there after I read this article about how the 21 year old that provided alcohol to the kid that fell over at the Pirates park is gonna get in some trouble. I'm like, oh my. How many? I'm like, if alcohol was sex, I'm essentially Jared from Subway. I was just handing kids anything that they wanted just to do my work. You mop this bar up, you dust the bottles, you're rewarded. Johnny's going to take care of you. Meanwhile, and also while we're working, hey, Humber, can I get a little soda and that? You know, because I had the gun, like, sure. And they're like a little extra in it. And I'm like, yeah, tit for tat, son. Little extra means you're going to do the brass tonight. Okay? Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. And they just poured in there and give it back to him. We were all good. I fed teenagers alcohol like I was Jesus with bread. It was never ending. Fish and bread for the kids only it was all Jack Daniels and whatever Kamchatka, well, vodka we had. It was horrible. Unbelievable. So I'm watching this, I'm like, what kind of of course I made it about myself. What kind of sentence would I have received if Double OC died that night? Because I was only 21 at the time. Yeah, in fact, I was 20, but I was providing the alcohol. Oh, you. The bar. Oh, well, the Pirates are off the hook. They're not gonna have a problem. The bar at the, at the stadium, not a problem. Because you serve two. So if somebody of, of, you know, with an ID can get two at a time. So all that guy had to do is go up, get one, and now it's on you. You start handing somebody else. They did their job.
Brett Veseley
What if the beer guy, though, walking up and down the aisles different, like the lemonade guy or something like that?
John Holmberg
Yeah, that's a good question. Because they never, they don't ID everybody. They're like, usually it's just the guy. But yeah, if they're getting them from the vendor, that's different. And that's what that 21 year old would have to prove. But it's horrifying. Who hasn't done that? Who hasn't handed someone underage a drink?
Brady
Well, that's what, you know, look at.
Brett Veseley
Us paying it forward. Because they did it for me back in the day. I did it for other guys. So. Absolutely better than Starbucks.
John Holmberg
I thought of it like, who's the coolest guy I knew when I was a busboy? Bill Osborne, Jim Ortiz, and Steve, the bartenders, because they'd feed us a little bit. I didn't drink a ton while I worked because I'd get sloppy. But imagine like they would shoot you in high school.
Brady
The one parent, there's usually one or two that would like, you know, if the kids are gonna drink, let them.
John Holmberg
Drink at the house now. Yep.
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Brady
You can scrub it up.
John Holmberg
No, you don't. You throw that away. You toss that. If somebody throws up in your cookware, it's gone forever. And you actually, you make the people who threw up in it buy you new stuff. That's not a thing you wash and ever forget about. That's forever in your brain.
Brady
But you know, we had a family that got Sue. They had a farm outside of Columbus and there's a party there and the person was too drunk and they drove, got into an accident.
John Holmberg
Well, that's crazy. Yeah. You can't let them leave.
Brady
So they're liable.
John Holmberg
Because you're liable as a. Doesn't matter if they're underage or not. You have a party and somebody's drinking, they leave your house. They can get you. But it's a little different when it's you know, not just a party and somebody barges in. It's when you're actually like, like a baseball game, a workplace, something like that. Oof. I mean you're. Matthiah runs that bar. In the olden days there'd be kids cleaning up, you'd hand them some shots, that's for sure. I got, I can't tell you how many young people got drunk because of me. And I mean the hostesses, forget it. We hired nothing but hot Dobson cheerleaders. And back then that was when Dobson was hot. It's not anymore. It's mostly, I mean it's no Westwood but you know, it became Dobson. Today is what Westwood was. When I went to Dobson, they moved. Corona del Sol was the, the place that was just like they might, that might as well been a model factory. So the girls from Corona del Sol would come down and the hosts, our, our Dobson hostesses couldn't get along with Corona hostess. Not because of the high school rivalry, because they were hotter, a lot hotter and it caused trouble and then you know, girls couldn't take it. So we hired the hot Dobson girls and if you knew we would tell them. You got any hot friends at Dobson that want to be. We had like nine hostesses, we needed two, we had tons of. They were some smoking hot girls and we would feed them alcohol like crazy. In fact, I've told you the story of Keith, the 27 year old bartender that was arrested for throwing rocks at the house of a 16 year old girl he had made love to and thought that this was forever. That's how hot these girls were that, that he fist fought a 16 year old's boyfriend who was 17 because that was his lady. He was 27. It was not good. Yeah, it was not good. Keith was crying at work. Big dude too. Big red haired dude crying his eyes out at work.
Brady
Keith Bardonis. What was his.
John Holmberg
Yeah, Keith Bardonas. It was Benny's son. He was a big dude, six, four big. And the boyfriend of the girl at the desk, the hostess who was incredibly beautiful. Her boyfriend found out that Keith, well came over to her house and Keith was in the yard waiting to see who was coming over and he attacked him as they went in. And this was in front of her parents home because obviously she's 16, she was at home with her parents. Boyfriend came over. Keith pops out of the bushes, starts fighting the boyfriend in the front yard. And you know what the parents didn't do? Who's the 30 year old fighting for my daughter's hand? They just Broke it up and said, that's enough, Jenny. You have to decide which boy you love more. And she chose Allen, the 17 year old. And Keith slunk back into his probably paid for vehicle and drove off to his bartending job. Cried, poor Keith Mordona. And I was there. Don't do it, God damn it. And knew it would come. But that's what Tony Romas was. And a lot of it was because we'd get drunk together a lot and age was never a factor. So this kid that flopped over at PNC Park. I know you can't relate to this, Brady, but handing teenagers alcohol is a. A surefire way to have fun. I. Gary, I know that sounds bad, but you were gonna have a good time. That's why your dad probably did it with you. Watch this couple Olympias. Because he doesn't like that beer. So whatever beers in the fridge, he didn't like, gave to the boy.
Brett Veseley
There's all the crap. Yeah, this is the guest beer. Here, have that.
John Holmberg
I drank guest beer. Dad, can I have one? Sure. We've got some Olympia. Yeah, and I'd get the crib. This stuff's terrible. Yeah, well, that's all you get.
Brett Veseley
That's why I gave it to you.
John Holmberg
I don't want. And I said he was trying to act like he was teaching me a lesson. That beer's not good. You shouldn't want this stuff. It tastes awful. But basically what he's doing is just clearing the fridge from whoever brought Olympia over to the house. I had a couple Olympias. Look at him, he's drunk. I'm like, I'm not drunk, old man. I'll fight you in the backyard and prove it. And then I go, oh, I'm drunk. But yeah, every dad's done it. And you know, pops will give you the beers, but. Oof. Eyes, Cold sweats. I read that on the couch right before I went to sleep. And I'm like, oh, and I had a couple of. Couple of flashbacks to Double OC flopping out of the back of that Isuzu pickup truck right there. 35 miles an hour, kid barrel rolled it like he was in Terminator and just got up, both hands in the air.
Brett Veseley
Did you ever find out what happened to Double OC Is he still alive?
John Holmberg
No way he's still alive. Actually, everybody at Tony Roma's who's still alive, like wildly successful, was weird, like CEOs. And everybody there wildly successful, multiple CEOs. I don't think anybody dead. Beat it out of there. A couple of the Bus boys. One just died. Two of there's three dead ones. One was a car wreck. He was a little nuts. The one that just died had like a drinking and drug problem. Them. But the ones that you expected to drop out, successful, like normal. Dave's probably running some, you know, Starlink or something. Doesn't remember that night, thank God. And I'm glad it's not retroactive to like, you know, he's got trouble with his spine today. He's like, I know exactly when this happened. We even cursed it. This was how bad we were. We encouraged him not to go to the hospital. No, no, no, you'll be fine. You're up, walking around, you're breathing, you're good. Not like he had internal bleeding or anything. We didn't think about that. We were just thinking if. And all we were thinking was if. If anybody, if Dave goes to the hospital and something's wrong, they're going to find out I gave him alcohol and they're going to fire me. That was all I was really worried about. I didn't think about jail time. Dumb. So I guess we have to stop doing that. Because one kid. No, you can't. No, no, Brady. Because think about what I just said. If you want to spin it in a positive way, think of all the times we did it and nothing happened. And now one jackass in Pittsburgh can't handle his drink and he flops over the Clemente wall and suddenly any 21. Yo, what 21 year old hasn't fed a 20 year old alcohol? It's how you get laid.
Brett Veseley
Thanks, prick, for running it for everyone.
John Holmberg
And I turned 21. I took my 17 year old girlfriend. That's right. It was a different time.
Brett Veseley
Nice kill, kid.
John Holmberg
Thanks. She was a month from 18. Still. We had just started. She was a hostess. We got Bartles and James and went to a park and hid and drank like crazy on my 21st birthday. And then I went out with some real friends and we went to a place called Rowdy's and I sat in something called the barber's chair and I blacked out. It was not good.
Brady
Just remember the barber's chair. That was.
John Holmberg
The barber's chair was the last memory. And then some fat guy was with too much. Like you have way too much weird facial hair. The kind that grows under someone's eyes. It's like way too high up. He's pouring the three wise men in my mouth all at once for a seven count, which I was pretty proud of on my 21st. That was pretty good. But yeah, we buy alcohol for the hostess all the time anyway. That's evidently illegal. And now there's going to be. And now it's even going to be harder to get a beer at a baseball game if you tried to. Kevin Ray, my buddy Anthony, my friend, disgraced Dr. Jordan at the game. And it took two of us to go get all the beers for everybody instead of just somebody going, I'll go grab beers. Anybody want one? You got to get two people up there only allowed to have two. You can't get doubles. If you're getting vodka sodas, you can't have doubles. That counts as two drinks. So you go up and be like, two vodka sodas. And they're like, you want those to be doubles? Yeah. You can't. Like, why did you offer then? Why did you even. Why did you do that? So if you're gonna do that, do it with. Do it with your own family, kids. You can't do it with other ones. I'm much too old to get young people drunk now, but if I had a kid of my own, he'd be drinking. It'd be pretty funny now. I don't even think it's drinking. My friend has a son who's like 17, and they. And my. My buddy's a pothead and he smokes out with him. Has for years. And he's got an older kid, he smokes. And one of the kids, like, I don't want him. He's like, that's fine. You're gonna run in this. And he smokes out with his kids, and they're the most normal family of all time. So my opportunity for a second day in a row to tell double O.C. and someone else, I apologize. I'm sorry that I. You didn't seem like you were putting up much of a fight. It wasn't like I was plugging your nose and pouring it in. But did you ever get a girl, like a high school girl drunk after you were 18, 21? Whenever.
Brett Veseley
I'm sure I did. I can't remember. I'm sure I did organize. Yeah. I mean, come on.
John Holmberg
Constantly.
Brett Veseley
I can buy booze.
John Holmberg
Some. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Some of them I had no interest in, but we would. There's Rowdy. Found it. And I had no. No interest in them, but it was just fun to watch. It was just fun to be the coolest dude in the room. And that's what it was. Yeah, Rowdy's was on Price and University or something around there. It was awful. I nearly died at Rowdy's a couple of times.
Brett Veseley
It's on Apache 1630. Apache.
John Holmberg
It was an Apache. Jesus Christ.
Brett Veseley
Well, you blacked out.
John Holmberg
I know. It was by price. It was up by where the 101 runs now. I think it. Anyway, bad news don't give underage people alcohol. It can. And not because of their health. Who cares about them? It's because you can get sued for it in a big way. Way. Psa. Today's psa. Stop giving the youth drinks.
Brett Veseley
Good thing our demo isn't younger.
John Holmberg
I'm talking to the older group. Oh, my God. Yeah, you're wrecking it. Coolest dude in the world. What a prick.
Brett Veseley
C blocking us like that.
John Holmberg
Sorry, guys. I'm. I'm talking to all the people in their 40s now. I know it seems cool, but it isn't. Evidently. I don't know. I got. I forget.
Brady
It just turns the corner. The age side of it. 40 buying alcohol for.
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah. You don't want to buy teenagers. That's creepy. Yeah, you don't want to do that. I was only like 20 or 21 when I was doing it, but I've since been drinking with friends, kids, and I. I'll pop off and get him a drink that doesn't bother me. Like my friend's son. We took him to Vegas for his 18th birthday. Slick your hair back, you got a high hairline. Nobody's gonna question it. We got him plastered two nights in a row. Great. Anyway, evidently that's bad. Pussies. Let's get a wake up song for double OC 585-9800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 05-21-25 Release Date: May 21, 2025
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, host John Holmberg, alongside co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delves into a nostalgic reflection on rock songs that mention specific cities, mourns the passing of beloved "Cheers" actor George Wendt, and discusses a troubling incident involving alcohol provision leading to a fan's accident. The conversation intertwines personal anecdotes with broader cultural observations, offering listeners both entertainment and introspection.
Timestamp: 01:43 - 07:10
John Holmberg opens the discussion by reminiscing about rock songs that mention cities, particularly Phoenix. He expresses a sense of pride and nostalgia when hearing his hometown acknowledged in music.
The hosts explore various songs and artists that have referenced Phoenix, such as ACDC's "Money Talks" and Huey Lewis's "Living in America." They ponder the selection process behind which cities get featured and express curiosity about cities like Columbus being omitted.
Brett Veseley adds an interesting tidbit about Huey Lewis having a personal connection to Phoenix through Dave Pratt's band.
This segment highlights the special connection residents feel when their city is immortalized in popular music, fostering a sense of communal pride.
Timestamp: 08:34 - 21:28
The conversation takes a somber turn as John Holmberg mourns the death of George Wendt, renowned for his role as Norm Peterson on the iconic TV show Cheers.
John reflects on Norm's character, emphasizing how George Wendt brought warmth and relatability to the show. He shares memories of Cheers being a formative part of his youth, highlighting the show's innovative approach to storytelling.
The hosts discuss the cultural impact of Cheers, noting its pioneering format that encouraged viewers to invest in character development and ongoing narratives, a stark contrast to the episodic nature of other sitcoms of the time.
Brett Veseley nostalgically mentions the high bid for the Cheers bar memorabilia, underscoring the enduring legacy of the show.
This segment serves as a heartfelt tribute to George Wendt and Cheers, celebrating their lasting influence on television and personal lives.
Timestamp: 24:18 - 40:03
The episode shifts to a more serious and personal topic as John Holmberg recounts a distressing incident involving a friend of a Pittsburgh Pirates fan who suffered a fall after being supplied alcohol. This story sparks a broader conversation about the responsibilities and consequences of providing alcohol, especially to underage individuals.
John shares distressing memories of past behaviors, admitting to providing alcohol to underage individuals during his bartending days. He reflects on the potential legal and moral ramifications, acknowledging the nightmares and guilt that haunt him.
Brady and Bret contribute their thoughts on the issue, discussing the legal consequences and the ethical implications of serving minors. The conversation underscores the importance of recognizing past mistakes and the lasting impact they can have on one's conscience.
John emphasizes the gravity of the situation, highlighting how a single lapse in judgment can lead to tragic outcomes and severe legal consequences.
This segment serves as a cautionary tale, blending personal regret with a broader message about the dangers of underage drinking and the responsibilities of those who serve alcohol.
Timestamp: 40:03 - End
Continuing from the previous discussion, John and his co-hosts delve deeper into the ramifications of providing alcohol, sharing personal anecdotes and hypothetical scenarios to illustrate their points.
John recounts incidents from his past, revealing a pattern of behavior that led to unintended and tragic outcomes. He reflects on the lack of foresight and the immediate fallout, including fears of job loss and legal repercussions.
Brett and Brady contribute by sharing similar stories and emphasizing the collective responsibility in preventing such tragedies. They discuss the societal expectations and personal accountability required when handling alcohol.
The conversation shifts to lighter moments, where John shares humorous yet poignant memories related to his experiences, balancing the gravity of the topic with moments of levity.
In closing, the hosts reinforce the importance of responsible alcohol service and the lasting impact of their actions on others' lives, encouraging listeners to reflect on their own behaviors and responsibilities.
John Holmberg: "When performers on stage shout the city's name that you've lived in, you're there and have been acknowledged by somebody that you admire.” ([03:26])
John Holmberg: "Norm was the best TV character in my childhood, in my life. Watching Cheers was a must-see.” ([08:29])
John Holmberg: "It was groundbreaking. It wasn't just, you know, each week was a different thing. It was pretty groundbreaking.” ([19:45])
John Holmberg: "I had nightmare after nightmare last night of what happened.” ([20:41])
John Holmberg: "Good thing our demo isn't younger.” ([39:46])
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness seamlessly weaves together nostalgic reflections, heartfelt tributes, and sobering personal stories to create a multifaceted narrative. From celebrating the cultural significance of rock music and beloved TV characters to confronting the serious consequences of irresponsible actions, the hosts offer a compelling and engaging conversation that resonates on multiple levels. Listeners are left with a blend of fond memories and poignant lessons, making this episode both entertaining and thought-provoking.