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Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona | Episode Summary (05-22-25)

Released: May 22, 2025

Hosts:

• John Holmberg
• Brady Bogan
• Bret Vesely
• Dick Toledo
• Shannon
• Dale

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1. NBA Playoffs Highlights and Analysis [02:54 - 07:27]

The episode kicks off with an enthusiastic discussion about the recent NBA playoff games. John Holmberg expresses his excitement over a standout performance by Indiana, highlighting Tyrese Halliburton's critical shot that tied the game in the final moments.

Notable Quote:
John Holmberg [04:15]: "All I wanted to do is just run around and do stuff. I was like a 13-year-old kid. I just had to like, I wanted to play."

Brady Bogan and the team delve into the potential influence of referees on the playoff outcomes, speculating that decisions might favor teams with larger market sizes like New York to boost viewership and ratings. They discuss the improbability of Indiana advancing to the finals against teams like Minnesota or Oklahoma City, attributing it to possible referee bias.

Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan [06:45]: "There's no way the NBA allows Indiana to play Minnesota or Oklahoma City in the finals. They just can't afford it."

2. Navigating Relationships and Workplace Dynamics [07:27 - 17:13]

A significant portion of the episode revolves around personal anecdotes related to dating rules, specifically the advice from John Holmberg about "never banging the help." Brady Bogan shares a humorous yet cautionary tale about a listener's dilemma in pursuing a relationship with a bar server, adhering to the "don't bang the help" rule.

Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan [12:23]: "If you're feeling like she's extra, which is fun. Enjoy it. Flirt with it, play with it. But it is what it is."

The hosts discuss the complexities and unwritten rules of workplace romances, emphasizing the importance of boundaries to avoid professional and personal complications.

3. DIY Adventures and Handyman Challenges [17:13 - 26:04]

John Holmberg recounts his attempt to install a basketball hoop in his backyard, detailing the challenges of digging a four-foot hole without professional assistance. His struggles highlight a common theme among the hosts about the pitfalls of DIY projects.

Notable Quote:
John Holmberg [19:45]: "I can't do this. So I called this guy, he's like, I got somebody. And when he got there, he just dug right through."

Brady Bogan offers sympathy and shares his own experiences with handyman tasks, reinforcing the idea that some projects are better left to professionals to avoid frustration and potential mishaps.

4. Comedy, Personal Stories, and Light-Hearted Banter [26:04 - 84:50]

The dialogue shifts to lighter topics, with the hosts sharing funny and sometimes outrageous stories from their personal lives. Brady Bogan and Steph Tolev engage in a playful exchange about Steph's upcoming Netflix comedy special, blending humor with behind-the-scenes insights into her career.

Notable Quote:
Steph Tolev [84:05]: "I show everybody. You can’t have that."

Additionally, the hosts delve into humorous discussions about interactions at bars, peculiar incidents, and the entertaining aspects of their everyday experiences, keeping the atmosphere lively and engaging.

5. Self-Defense and Personal Development [85:00 - 102:54]

Brady Bogan introduces reactdefense.com, a platform dedicated to tactical self-defense training. He emphasizes the importance of being prepared for unexpected life challenges and promotes their unbeatable pricing on personal training packages.

Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan [85:00]: "Get in great shape. Learn stuff you didn't know you needed to know. Prepare for a life you just can't prepare for until you start doing the work."

The segment underscores the hosts' commitment to personal development and safety, encouraging listeners to invest in self-defense skills.

6. Closing Remarks and Upcoming Events [102:54 - End]

As the show winds down, the hosts mention upcoming entertainment events, including comedy performances at local improv theaters. They also touch upon community stories, such as the dedication to listener-driven shout-outs for beloved pets, fostering a sense of community and connection among listeners.

Notable Quote:
Shannon [149:25]: "Please just come to the show. Support live comedy. Stop just swiping away all day. That's my wisdom."

The episode concludes with promotions for local businesses like Prestige Billiards AZ and mentions of future segments focusing on sports and community stories, ensuring listeners stay informed and entertained.

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Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Fessley]

Still streaming Hberg's Morning Sickness online at.

[Brady Bogan]

98Kupd.Com Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Thursday. Kind of the last day of the week. If you're playing your cards properly like we are. It's 5:45. That's the morning sickness. My name's John Holmberg. How are you? There's Brady Bogan. There's Brett Fessley. There's big Dick Toledo. We're here. It's ready to go. Let's keep it moving. Want to start the whole day off by saying that was the best basketball game I've seen in years and years. I don't know if you guys watched the playoffs last night. Oh, my God. 20 points in two minutes by Indiana. And the last. It was like a movie. It was like Teen Wolf. The last shot to end regulation to tie the game and all. It was like it was a 2 inches of the guy's toe. Tyrese Halliburton's toe was on the three point line or it would have been a three and they'd have won. He hits this thing, it hits the back of the backboard and goes up about 6ft, hovers above the rim and falls down and it was. It was like time stood still. I haven't yelled at a TV over two teams I don't care about in years. I was on the back patio watching Scream and I hear people down the street like everybody that was watching. It was unreal sports at its best and it still just amped me up. All I wanted to do is just run around and do stuff. I was like a 13 year old kid. I just had to like, I wanted to play. I wanted to. I was adrenalized. Incredible basketball last night. It was. I'm still even thinking about it. It was fun. And then the Indiana went on to win, which I Never mind New York losing. I don't think New York can lose. I think eventually the referees get involved. There's no way the NBA allows Indiana to play Minnesota or Oklahoma City in the finals. They just can't affix. I'm saying they. In a way I almost kind of. It has to be right now they're running about 4 million people per for their ratings. Like 4 million for an audience. And they're happy with that? They're happy with it. Like it's. Well, I mean it's cable stuff. It's. It's weeknights. You're doing all right. That's pretty good. Like a million on cable or on a, on a secondary channel is. They're fine. Four million is really good. And plus that includes that they've got New York in the finals on, you know, it'll be on ABC and stuff like that. It's with New York you're getting a built in 5 million people. And then all the rest is gravy. With Indianapolis versus Oklahoma City, there's no, nothing outside of the regions that they play in that anybody's going to care about. You watch a little bit here and there, you might get 3 or 4 million total. It's just better for money and everything else if New York's in it. So I assume quite heavily that referees will play a part in this game. You know, it didn't last night. That was an amazing game. Absolutely amazing. And hockey's been incredible. If you flip over and watch some hockey, like sports right in the Stanley cup finals are always unbelievable when you get to the playoffs and stuff. Oh my God. But yeah, it's been fun. Sports has been good. It's nice. Nice little distraction while you have nothing going on. That's a lot better than trying to, you know, siphon through 60 different streaming apps to find one thing that you're like, maybe this has legs. And then three episodes in, you're like, now I've got to waste my time for another three hours. See how this garbage ends.

[John Holmberg]

George said, hey, John, don't, don't forget the Mercury one too.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, and the Mercury, yeah, they won last night. They beat Los Angeles. Kelsey Plum had 25 points for LA and they still managed to get by him. Why do I know this? I have no idea. I have you fall. No idea. Oh, I hate watch sometimes, but they're not on tv. If they were, I can't find it. I just saw the scroll go by last night and I'm like, Mercury put up 92. That's all right. Good for them. It's a big one. Good on you. And I do it because if I'm going to hate on it, I have to remain educated about it. It's easy to hate something. It's easy to hate something and walk around say, oh, I hate that. But if you hate it and actually pay attention and say, I can talk about it and hate it. I come from a place of educating myself on why this thing sucks. Then you have some merit. It surprises people when I tell them, oh, I watch the games. That's how I know it's bad. I'm not just hating it to hate it. It's bad. I got this email and I wanted to this guy, you know, Brady, I'm in the minds of so many people at all times, 24 hours a day. My words resonate with people. I. I teach, I influence. I'm an influencer, Brett, I think. And this is proof of that.

[John Holmberg]

See that?

[Brady Bogan]

And I kind of like this one. It says, holmberg, your rule about never effing the help is ringing in my head and it's screwing up my life. This is more for Brett. Well, that's true. I hate that it does, because I'm a recently divorced man who doesn't know what he's doing right now. And I don't go to bars to pick up chicks. I'm online. Yeah, I'm trying to match up online with girls, but they seem to all be after my money when we go out. So I go to this one bar to watch NBA playoff games in Tempe, and I hit it off completely with the server. And she's incredibly hot. There's just a vibe there. I'm infatuated with her. But I won't say anything to her about a date because of your stupid rule. Don't bang the help, you said. And I remember being in my car thinking, yeah, it's probably right. And it sticks with me. Is there any exception to this rule? Help me out. I'm dreaming about her at night. She's on my mind constantly, and the flirting is insane. The other night, she says to me, I need to be careful around you. You're dangerous. And I turned into a puddle of Man, I'm going again tomorrow, which is tonight and Friday for the games. Fix what you said so I don't think of you when I'm with her. Zach. Well, two things need to happen right now before we discuss this. First off, Zach, she's going to be thinking of me anyway, so you might as well both do it. Second, stop thinking about me so much, you weirdo. You're obsessing over me and some waitress. That's weird. I turned to Brett on this one, whose wife is a. She runs a bar. And my rule of don't bang the help is incredibly real. I start here. Go to Hooters on a day you're not feeling so great about yourself. Little self conscious, maybe a little insecure. Head over to Hooters and you'll leave thinking, I think I'm different than the other guys at Hooters. That one really liked me. It's her job to like you. It's her job to make you feel like you're the only one. There's a line off all Hooters waitresses use when they go to the table, which is, ugh. So glad you guys came in. You're fun. Today sucks. She immediately says the other people in the bar are awful. You're the light of her day. You're the best thing that's happened to her. And it works every time. Even when you know that's their pattern. Even when you know that's coming, you kind of go, we are better than the other guys here. She's right. And I think she kind of likes me. And then a lot of times, all four guys at the table will discuss how they feel about her, especially if she's really hot. The best one is Brittany over there at that Hooters when she says hello to you at the bar. Hey, you guys came in good. Thank God. Like, oh, yeah, we're pretty popular right now. We're saving her from all these other dregs. And it's true.

[John Holmberg]

Your wife would tell you what, the exact same thing. I'm there to make money.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And you know, the more you think I like you, the more you pay gonna make.

[Brady Bogan]

I guarantee you this server is gonna like, she's switching tapes. Oh, sit at my table.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

The only time that it can work. My rule is not my look. You can be infatuated strippers, servers, bartenders, whatever. Have fun. Never breach it. They're at work. They're working. They're working very hard. I go on the air every day and pretend to like you guys. Not you Guys, I'm talking about the audience every day. But if I met almost all of you, I'd slink up and want to leave. It's true. And you probably with me as well. But it's my job to be, you know, open and fun and goofing around and everything else and just kind of lead this. But I'm not like this all the time. I can't be. I'd be a crazy person. But the only time it works is if the server themselves. It only works with girl servers. And a dude server will bang you.

[Brett Fessley]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And. Yeah. And women don't bang the dude servers most times because they know that the only time it works is if she breaks the rules.

[John Holmberg]

That was what happened with me.

[Brady Bogan]

It is.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Explain.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it was the same thing. I mean, I kind of was eyeing her up and everything else, and I talked to one of the other bartenders on what story with her, and he's.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you were falling for it.

[John Holmberg]

Kind of. But then. But I wasn't. Like, I didn't sit in her section. I didn't go and see her and everything. I just saw that ass walk.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm like, all right, tell the truth. You were going there because of her, after.

[John Holmberg]

No, I wasn't, actually. Actually, no, I wasn't. No, I wasn't. No. To be honest, I wasn't.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you ever go alone all the time.

[John Holmberg]

Because I would get. No, it was the overnight thing. It was the overnight thing. And it was the bar close to the house right after the divorce.

[Brady Bogan]

And she happened to be there. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

So she's. You're flirting, having your fun, Kind of.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, I think, you know, it took a couple months, and then finally the other bartender, like, you know. Well, not the other bartender told me that it's complicated with her. I'm like, okay, whatever.

[Brady Bogan]

Cool.

[John Holmberg]

Don't care. You know, whatever. Keep doing what I'm doing. And then eventually, like, she came down and started sitting with me. I just started talking. But I never, like, pursued. I was never in there going, how you doing?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you didn't.

[John Holmberg]

Came in to see you, you know. Yeah, no, no, it wasn't like that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, that sounds like this dude's getting worked like a stripper right now. I mean, it's.

[Brady Bogan]

I always assume that, but I. I.

[Shannon]

Think when you tell. It's one of these things. You can tell men over and over.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, but it needs to be.

[Shannon]

There'll be another. There'll be an except. I mean, it's gonna happen.

[Brady Bogan]

There'll Be guys who.

[Brett Fessley]

Who.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you know, you'll play along and do whatever. There'll be guys that do it and then find out. You get. My friend Chuck Powell did that. There was a bartender at Zips that we. We went there for a little while. We were doing that podcast together way back, and we would go have little writing ideas. Really? Want to meet at Zips? I'm like, sure, Chuck. And we'd go meet at Zips, and the bartender looked like Megan Fox. And she was fun. And she happened to listen to this show and Chuck Powell show before he was fired for bad ratings. Anyway, I always tease Chuck about that. She said to him. And at first she's like, oh, I know you. You're the guy from the radio. When I said something to Chuck about being on the air that morning, she was good at what she did. She heard me say something. I know. So she comes back next time through. Your voice is familiar. You're on the radio. And immediately I'm like, what? Yeah, yeah. It dawned on me later. We were talking about me being on the radio. So she comes back and says that. And I'm like, yeah. She goes, I listen to you. I'm like, really? So happens that she kind of did, but not, like religiously, but she knew of the show and my name and all, so she was not messing around. She actually did. So I'm kinda like, wow, that's interesting. The Megan Fox bartender at Zips listens to me in my head, because I'm a thinking man. I'm like, why would a girl who looks like that work in a bar on 16th street in Bethany home on, like a Wednesday night? Like, I know the money's okay, but she can do anything she wants. And then Chuck said, I'm on the radio too, where I was. And then I'm like, before he was fired for terrible ratings, couldn't touch our show. And he's. That laughs. And she goes, you're Chuck. She goes, I used to love your Jerry the dog. And so he beamed. He goes to his car and he picks up a Best of Chuck Powell cd. I'm not those. Yeah, come on. Yeah. And he gives it to her.

[John Holmberg]

Did he autograph it too?

[Brady Bogan]

No, but he said, you're gonna enjoy. He was doing it more just because I had been giving him crap. And, like, he had. So she starts laughing and she goes, do you have any presents? And I'm like, no, I know better than to try to the help. You're at work. I said, I. I enjoy it. Well, but. And chuckles oh, come on. I'm like, no. And then. Chuckles, you're right. Never the help. And then we talked about that. Well, Chuck ended up trying to and succeeding, as far as I remember. Well, I don't know if he ever. But he took her out. And the night he took her out, he had to lay down on the ground on his stomach in her driveway. Cuz her crazy ex boyfriend was stalking them on their date. And helicopters for the police were circling for that guy. He had a restraining order. He didn't know. Chuck didn't know anything about this. The neighbors saw a dude in a bush watching her house when they were in the driveway. And when Chuck got out to go in the house, he ran over. And the neighbors, watching this dude the whole time, ran over to a window. She calls the police. Chuck goes to like, see what's going on. They walk outside, the cops are like, lay down, put Chuck on the ground. What the hell is going on? And then of course, she tells him, it's my ex boyfriend. He's obsessed with me. And then he called me later and goes, you were right. Never the help. Crazy town. Like, yeah, but he broke it. If in fact, Mathias went to you and said, and how did it go? And she's like, what? Are you gonna ever ask me out? How did she do it?

[John Holmberg]

We just. Because I would go in there all the time because it was the bar close to my house. It was, you know, the back way there. And it was. I could, you know, ride the bike there, as a matter of fact, and she would just hang out. And then finally it was just basically like you said, she's like, we're gonna get out outside of this place.

[Brady Bogan]

And I'm like, if you want, sure, let's go. That is the only way it works. So to you, I forgot his name.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's gotta be. She's gotta initiate it or forget about it.

[Brady Bogan]

It's.

[John Holmberg]

Otherwise she can keep stringing you along.

[Brady Bogan]

Zach. And you just keep throwing more and more. Yeah, Zach, it comes back to you. Yes, you're going to throw money. Yes, you can have fun. But keep it. Keep in mind, she's probably working. She's working hard and working you doing her job perfectly. If you're feeling like she's extra, which is fun. Enjoy it. Flirt with it, play with it. But it is what it is. Until she says, get out of here. Right?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, so breasts.

[Shannon]

And if you really. You got to take a look at, like, if you really like that bar.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you're gonna wreck that.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. That's gone.

[Brady Bogan]

You're gonna wreck that. Yeah. So make sure you have an ample sized adult penis, because if you break out the Tootsie Roll that P. Diddy has it, it ends up on tmz. And you, you're gonna need a new. You're gonna end up at Jups. You're gonna end up at a new bar with male bartenders. Yeah. And that's where you need to be, because you get duped. It's a fact.

[John Holmberg]

And the wedding ring thing doesn't count. They don't wear their wedding rings to work.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, what do you mean?

[John Holmberg]

Like, you know, everybody's. Oh, check the finger for a wedding ring.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

The broads don't wear those to work.

[Brady Bogan]

No, they take them off to let you know. Yeah. They're available. Yeah. Bottom line is she has to do it. They work hard for their money. That Donna Summer told us.

[John Holmberg]

Absolutely.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's part of it. Sorry, Zach, but you have to sit back and wait for her to say, let's go out after this. This. Let's go do something later. Something like that. Because if you do it, you're gonna get punched in the nuts going, ah, you're gonna get a weird excuse. They're good at that, too. They're good at letting you know. Nah, I really can't. I got something going on. But thanks. Maybe another time. They have to do it. Dude. Dude. Bartenders, they'll flirt.

[John Holmberg]

They'll bang any.

[Brady Bogan]

They are flirting with you because they're trying to you. The help is definitely pursuing you. That is why they're bartenders. But girls, dad. And by the way, don't be the douchebag that's like all the other guys. Cause she's hearing it, not just from you, your playful flirtation. And maybe it is something. It's not impossible. But there's another dude at the end of the bar. She's telling the same stories, too. You just have to assume that until she. Until she proves different. And she's playful with you, but she's also playful with somebody else and playful with another table. That's their job. It's fun. I like the game. I think it's fun. I like when strippers play for. Cause I like playing back. Like, if I haven't been to a strip Club in 20 years. But I used to get there and, like, talk to them about their lives in the strangest ways that I know no one else was doing because I wasn't in it for, like, I didn't feel like I was. Oh, this is. This is a go.

[Shannon]

That's how I became a counselor.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. And Brady talked one out to where she asked him for a ride home. Brady did it the opposite way. Wasn't very fun, your way. You told her she had a drug problem. She needed help.

[Shannon]

Most of them. Not most of them.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, you're right. All of them.

[Shannon]

There's some nightmare lives.

[Brady Bogan]

All of them, if they're resorting to being naked and they're over 19, 20, they're not just out there having fun being stupid. They got a kid. This one that you were talking to when I heard you first go, we've got a real problem. You need to be my friend. Bill Thrall. I'm like, oh my God, he's going to introduce to a pastor what a.

[John Holmberg]

Wet blanket at the bar.

[Brady Bogan]

She's sitting on Brady's lap, and I'll never forget in a silver and turquoise thong with a tassely silver and turquoise bra. She's sitting, she's sitting. Oh, I remember the whole thing. Cause I sat next to it, amazed.

[Shannon]

Pick her up in a lineup.

[Brady Bogan]

I could. She had dark hair, one tooth was missing, like kind of over it was sideways, like she'd been punched, which I think you found out later she had been. And she started to say stuff to him and Brady's like, this is. Why do you do this? And I just remember hearing Brady say that to a girl sitting on his lap. And it sparked my attention. Like, oh, my God, he's gonna fix her. You don't have to do this, you know, there's other ways. I need to get out. Do you have a drug problem?

[John Holmberg]

What are you Dr. Brady?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, he was. And by the end of the night, he turns to me, goes, she needs a ride home. Yeah, that's your fault. She know he was gonna take her over to Bill Thrall's house and introduce her to Jesus that night. Ah, Christ, I was pissing myself. Cause this girl was suddenly. She's a barnacle on Bray. Bray's the only one that pulled a stripper out of the club to like, become a virgin again to the faith.

[John Holmberg]

Be a born again stripper.

[Brady Bogan]

Born again stripper. And I'll never forget, like, you trying to duck her. You had that avalanche at the time, and I thought you were gonna put her in the back of it for a second. Well, she could ride in the back. I don't want the. She already put her crabby herpetic lips on my legs when she sat down. So I was dying. So yeah, there is that. You can do that. You can solve their problem. But I always ask strippers about, like, terrible things, you know, you always smell like their dad. Yeah, I always. I would. Like, I'll sit and was. Man. Maybe when you're done dancing with me, and I don't mind it, but when you're done dancing with me, go freshen up because it's getting a little thick down there. What are you saying? Like, it's a. It's unpleasant. Oh, my God, you're such an like. I know, but you're the one. Hey, look, I'm saving you time and you're gonna make money because of me tonight. You got to go wash that thing. It's probably because I caused you to have so many gush moments. Like, it happens.

[John Holmberg]

It happens. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

This one says, I know how a dude can figure it out. Go there tonight and tell her you don't have much for tip money, but you wanted to come and chill out, have a drink or two with her and see how fast that flirting goes away. That's true of all women, though, if you just tell them, hey, by the way, I'm broke tonight. You're not getting much flirting, even from your girlfriend. It's true. Every guy thinks he's special and falls in love. Just like in Coyote Ugly. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Coyote Ugly is a perfect example of this. The chick like the movie. It's all about that green at the end of the day for those ladies. Bob. That's true, Bob. You're right. Can you remind my buddy Dylan that the strippers don't actually love him? They don't really think he's that funny. Now, the guy who believes the strippers want him are dangerous.

[Dick Toledo]

True.

[Shannon]

There goes the. The Friday paycheck.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's right. And you'll do is a. You just assume. And you may be. You know what? There may be an occasion where it's actually a thing. I mean, people's, you know, chemistry. You had yours. People's chemistry kind of hits each other sometimes. Like, well, it's a thing. But assume that when she's on the other side of the bar and you see her laugh, she picked up a line from you and like, I'm just going to use that down there. That's going to get me a couple more bucks.

[John Holmberg]

They're working the Fanduel over under is not in your favor on this one.

[Brady Bogan]

Not even close. Fantasize.

[Shannon]

Stick to the cart girls at golf course.

[Brady Bogan]

Cart girls are so into you. They pick and choose who they like. They are not. You know what I like sometimes, and this is rare with waitresses at bars, sometimes cart girls at golf courses absolutely hate you. They don't hold back like they are. There are times when I think maybe cart girls are different. They hate you. What happened over there? Computer 1 yeah, because some of them will pull up and they don't want anything to do with you. They're tired of that they've been through.

[Shannon]

Why are they doing this job?

[Brady Bogan]

Force them after. Because they're getting, they're getting paid and they're just one after another of bad jokes from mid 40 year old men who just think that they are swing her. I've told this, but the greatest cart girl story of all time, of all time happened at Ken McDonald Golf Course. Was golfing with my dad and his friend and they brought this other dude along. The other dude was a little older than me. I was probably 19, 20, man. I was made a little older than that. And we're golfing along having Fun at Ken McDonald and the cart girl's on the hole across from us. And the dude in the cart with me says that cart girl's ass, I swear to God. You know he pulled the I'd eat the corn out of her. You know that kind of cool guy talk where for some reason we high five after he said he would eat her feces. Yeah, I'd eat her feces too. Especially chunk by chunk, like a scientist. Yeah, you should tell her about this. So he says it a few times. He goes, that ass, I want to wear it like a hat. And he keeps saying dumb stuff like that. It's the best ass I've ever seen in my life. This chick, I mean I wouldn't, I'd spend. Good lord, look at her from a distance. What's that like up close? I'm like, I don't know. When it gets close, we'll find out because she's coming around the corner a little bit. We'll see. Dude, I'm gonna buy the cart from her. I'm, I am. I guarantee you tonight I'm that chick. On and on he goes non stop. Just, just harassment.

[Brett Fessley]

Morning sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

53342 Holmberg's morning sickness. She comes around the corner, gets out of the cart, runs over to my dad's friend daddy and hugs him. My dad's friend was the cart girl's dad and he had put for two holes. He'd quietly put up with this jackass talking about eating his daughter's feces. I laughed from the fourth hole to about the 18th hole of my next seven rounds. I couldn't stop. And the dude just telling everyone drunk. And he was by the way absolutely right. You would have eaten. This girl's right there in front of her dad. She was a piece. She was gorgeous.

[John Holmberg]

So did he ever apologize or did dad say anything or.

[Brady Bogan]

He did apologize afterwards. Okay, I Believe it was. Oh, my dad wouldn't. My dad was relentless. Still want to eat her. Like, ah, Dan, don't do it to him. And he's like, I am so sorry. I had no idea. And he's like, I know. I heard you talking about it. We let. My dad and his buddy Ron were letting it go. Like, he's talking about your daughter, you know? Yeah. Well, it's gonna get awkward for him. He played it perfectly. It's about to get really weird. I'd take my pinky finger and my ring finger. Oh, man. And I'd be doing. I'd be rimming that. Like he was getting. We're all laughing. Yeah. Well, when she comes around. And I remember that Ron saying at one of the tee boxes, when she comes around, you should tell her all this. And inside he had to just be like, oh. Because he knew that when he's not there. And even that day, all the other foursomes are looking at her the same way. She had a pair of shorts on. She was like 18. And just. It was stupid. A pair of like these little. They were Massimo shorts. I'll never forget. And they were kind of terry cloth, you know that. Weird.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And they. They had this piping on the edge and she had like a little tennis skirt, but it was high on purpose. I think it was lingerie that's supposed to. It's like a stripper skirt. Supposed to expose your butt, but it just looked like a little fringe thing. She knew. And she was.

[John Holmberg]

And he knew.

[Brady Bogan]

Dad knew. That's how my daughter makes her money. She's 18, she's having fun, and she's responsible. Also, she had a necklace that said daddy's little girl. And I'll never forget that either.

[Shannon]

Classic for the friend. Because, yeah, it's always hilarious to see the. The guy not only put his foot in his mouth in front of the dad, but the guys that talk this mean game, like, how many times have we seen that?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[Shannon]

You get them in front of the girl, they freak. When we had that dating game with the porn star.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God, Brian Breeze. We had the porn star dating game. And this dude's a good looking man.

[Shannon]

I will slay this.

[Brady Bogan]

I am good. I'm gonna have two handfuls of. And one mouth full of like, wow, Brian. And then he gets on the air and he's just like, I'm frying Priestman. I play golf for. Hi. Oh, yeah. Hi there. Hi.

[Shannon]

There's tough guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Where'd he go? Where'd the dude who was gonna eat the corn from your feces? My favorite guy line ever. I'd eat the corn out of her. Oh, yuck. I'm sure that's something you should include in your wedding vows. The special day that you guys walk that aisle. Yeah, it was. It's fun. So, yeah, always remember golf cart girls, strippers, and almost all of them are playing a game. They're at work, and they're hard workers, and it's a good thing to watch. They work very hard, and it's fun to watch people work hard. It's rare. Now, I said it before. There's only like, three people in the world I've seen recently that are young, that still work hard. I was just with my. My friend's son the other day, and I didn't get. I felt bad. He's moving to Houston. He's 20. Think of that. 23. Or he's going to Houston. He's got a job in Houston. He's. He busts his balls. Like, man, the world's going to belong to you because your entire generation doesn't do anything ever. He's just a hard worker. So anyway, when a server is that way to you, they have to be the ones. Zach, you can't go there tonight and watch Oklahoma City play and assume that it's going to happen. She has to say something. This guy says, oh, you're absolutely right, Ryan. Poor guy has Butters from South park when they go to raisins. Watch the south park episode about raisins. It's a kid's version of Hooters. They call it Raisins. And the waitresses are all young girls from their class and stuff. And Butters falls in love with the waitress and calls her at work and starts bugging her. And he doesn't understand. Like, he thinks for sure. This. She. She only talks to him that way. Right, that's it. Raising that up. I forgot about that episode's so good. So anyway, Zach, you're. You're thinking of me because you know deep down what I said was right. You cannot. The help, but the help. Can you. I'll add that to it. But they have to be the ones that do it. Unless it's a dude. Dudes will bang you all day long. I wonder what it's like at a dude strip club, because those strippers are.

[John Holmberg]

Most of those guys.

[Shannon]

Twinks does that even. What, do we even have one?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, yeah. Have you been watching the Diddy trial? You can hire them out. They're everywhere. They're prostitutes.

[Shannon]

Oh, I thought like a dude strip club.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I'm saying. I don't know if they still exist.

[John Holmberg]

Well, we talked about it, what, a year or two ago with a Dick's Cabaret or something downtown.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, I knew a dude who danced for the local Chippendales when that was a big deal. And all he did was these ladies. That was it. The strippers are. I know they occasionally dabble, but it's usually for the drugs in your pocket. Or they're pro ride. They're prostitutes. Or she wouldn't have sex with you and you were gonna have sex with her. Oh, that talk with her was so uncomfortable. And it was that vibe in the room. There was an intervention going on at our table, and she wouldn't get up and dance for anyone else. And she was pretty. Like, she wasn't gorgeous, but she was like, oh, poor kid. And Brady fixed her. She was only 18, had a heroin issue. She's got a heroin problem. She needs.

[Shannon]

She needs the Lord Governor of Arizona.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. It was about 22 years ago. So it's very possible that that was Katie Hobbs.

[John Holmberg]

When you tell me, I just had.

[Brady Bogan]

This thing and I want to do heroin and I need help. Well, I'm glad I came tonight. You're gonna meet Billy Thrall after I.

[Shannon]

Go to the buffet.

[Brady Bogan]

And you, did you hit some food? You were the only one that ate.

[John Holmberg]

At the strip club.

[Shannon]

Oh, we had a Super bowl party.

[Brady Bogan]

It was awesome. Yeah, it was the Eagles and Patriots. I think it was two. That girl's dead by now. There's no way that was 22 years ago. I'm gonna fix your life tonight. But after that, prime rib. That's delicious. I gotta get another plate of that. Carl says the best one I've ever heard is I'd suck a fart out of her and hold it like a bong hit. Yeah, chicks love that kind of stuff. That's a good move.

[Shannon]

That's what got me.

[Brady Bogan]

It just melted. When you're mixing the sand at your wedding, try to have, like, that inscribed on the. On the bottle.

[John Holmberg]

Put that in your vows.

[Brady Bogan]

As a matter of fact. I want to love you, honor you, and make you happy for the rest of your life. And I also want to suck a fart out of you and hold it like a bong hit. You're so hot. You're so able through good times and bad times. It has to happen a certain way. Otherwise you're just bothering. It's just rude. At a certain point, you're just being rude. You can get along with bartenders, waiters, servers, all that stuff. You can have fun with it and stuff. It's just rude to say, you know, you want to go out with me, because it's. She's got to find a way to turn you down. Then it gets weird. You got to find a new bar, play the game, fantasize, have fun. It's all a game. It's all a game. It's not like you're at Jiffy Lube and the hot chick behind the counter starts making her move. She's India.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

But usually she just wants to get.

[John Holmberg]

The hell out of Jiffy Lube.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she's trying to. She's a hostage and she doesn't want to be there anymore. And she sees you as an escape route. You got to go. It's scary, but. Sorry about that. Zach says one time I was going to lunch with a work buddy and we're meeting up with his wife, and she was waiting outside the place we were going. And I remember saying, man, there's a bunch of ugly chicks around here today. Turned out she was the one I was looking at. We had to eat lunch with her. And I'm like, how am I supposed to know? I'd never met her before. It was never brought up again. Dale did that at my house once. My dad and that lady he's married to who. She's fine. But that's what I have to say because she's not my mom. And then there was a couple, and it was mostly dudes. And Dale comes in, he goes, look.

[Brett Fessley]

At all these ugly.

[Brady Bogan]

There isn't a good looking woman here. And he's looking at all of us, and she's standing there, and I'm like, well, Dale, I mean, you guys have. Do you know any women that are decent looking? I'm like, do you see this lady right here is hearing all what you're saying? Oh, I didn't see her. Like, of course you thought it was a bunch of dudes. It's not. You're gross. You're awful. Apologize. He'll come. Oh, apologize to your mom, Johnny. Anyway, well, thank you for that email, Zach. And I'm glad. I'm. I'm glad that I've. I father figured you through your divorce. You're getting divorced, you're going through your thing, and yet as you're flirting away with her, the Holmberg voice is in your head saying, hey, by the way, Zach, don't the help. There's ways around it. I Will add to it. Don't bang the help, but let the help bang you. And if she bangs you, then you have to also assume she's done this before, too. She's a few customers. She's breaking the rules.

[Shannon]

The other three guys at the bar, they're still.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, the other guys are there. Yeah. If it's not you, it'll be the other ones that are. Yeah. It's a fine line they walk.

[John Holmberg]

Got any scotch?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. That guy.

[John Holmberg]

I couldn't believe that was a line you got.

[Brady Bogan]

And he's. He said Scottish, which was even worse. He didn't even say the scotch part, which would have been good because there's drinks there. You got any Scottish in you? No, I don't. You want some? She likes me, though, bruh. Bruh? Yeah. Yeah. I'm a sucker for watching somebody ambitious or like that. Really, like, shows, like they're busting their ass. I find that to be really, like, appealing. And sometimes servers and bartenders will do that because they have to move so fast like, she's kicking ass. This is good. And then they show, like, they show that they can get all that stuff done. All I think about is, man, my house would be so clean. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 585-9800. A good one. And we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD wagon, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98 KUPT.

[Brett Fessley]

Still streaming Homburg's Morning Sickness [e-mail].

[Brady Bogan]

Thank you quite kindly. Miles to nowhere. Katie and the Hobbs getting us started. It's a lot of people emailing me about how they've banged waitresses and stuff. Larry, that's fine. You can do it. I'm not saying it happens, but. But they're banging other guys too. And it's. You're not unique.

[John Holmberg]

Odds are against you.

[Brady Bogan]

People are like, you should just bang her. I'm like, look, he's dreaming about the girl. He's having, like, fantasies. If he bangs her and then goes back to that bar and sees her flirting with Brett or me or someone else, he's gonna end up with a restraining order. He's recently. You got to think of the dude's brain.

[John Holmberg]

And he's dreaming about you too.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, he's not dreaming about me. I'm definitely. I'm on his mind. I'm on his mind. Scott Haynes liked that Brady tried to save that girl. He said, Brady saving souls at the strip club like Jewel. Not the singer Richard Jewell, rummaging around in the trash to save lives. And he said, and Brady also looks a little bit like Richard Jewel. So it works. That's true. Richard Jewell, of course, is the millennial park bombing hero. That story boy, that guy, remember him? He tried to save everybody's life by finding that package at the Millennium park in the 96 Olympics. And it blew up and they arrested him and ruined his life and, and it turned out it wasn't him the whole time. Great movie. Clint Eastwood directed that one. It was a great movie. This one said, best thing I've ever heard a guy say about a woman is I'd throw myself into a paper pulp machine just for the chance to be turned into that woman's toilet paper. Oh God.

[Shannon]

It's pretty elaborate.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Sacrifice your own existence, your mass, your entire carbon based life form just to be turned into paper so you could like have her wipe herself with you. What if you did all that and then like the dog pees on the floor and she uses you? Ah, God, it backfired terribly. Anyway, what are you going to do? I watched, by the way, my sleep schedule, which is basically whenever I feel like I need to sleep, I sleep. So a lot of times still with that. Oh, I'm loving every second of it, Brett. Yeah, I fell into a human schedule for a little while and I, and I. It was just because I wasn't getting my day sleep, so I was doing stuff in the daytime when I normally now found myself sleeping as a, as a forever night person. A nocturnal this morning show thing has eaten me alive for years and years. So back in December, I'm like, I am up on vacation. The first day of vacation, I was awake until 4 in the morning. It's just my natural rhythm. So I'm like, why do I do this? So I started to stay up all night, do the show, go home when I could, and then fall asleep. And I was sleeping three, four hours max and feeling more rest, better than I'd ever felt my life. No alarms were waking me. I was on my own sleep time. I was getting good rest, I was feeling good. All I need is for four or five hours and I'm good. So, you know, last night I kind of got drowsy. About 10 o' clock I went and laid down, turned the TV on, knocked out for a couple hours, woke up about two and I turned. TV was on still and it was on the BBC because I like the way they do news. I like it. They could tell you stuff that's terrible. 14 people were killed this morning in an awful accident with oxen. And you're like, wow, that sounds so nice when you say it. Like a disease could ravage a town. Eyeballs fall out of the symptoms, first symptom, and then your skin peels off like a grape. We'll be right back checking weather and sport. They're like, this is the best channel ever. Last night I woke up and in Austria, I think it was, they have. They're worried that the mountain that these, these farmers live next to is gonna. There's gonna be a mudslide. They're have a, like a landslide thing and smush all of their houses. So getting all the people out of this little village. But it's a big cow village. Like they've got loads of cows or. And so the only way they can get them out because otherwise they gotta drive them all through the livestock thing or the mud type thing is to helicopter them out. You haven't lived until your first thing you see when you open your eyes at two in the morning is a cow attached to a helicopter spinning. It is the most like, I'm dying for that to be something I see in real life someday is that somebody goes and straps a cow to a helicopter and then gives the thumbs up to the guy flying. And then just to be that cow for a few seconds, just to be like, what the hell's going on with this guy? Like, he's gonna milk me or nope, nope, we're going in the air. We're flying. I can fly. He doesn't know he's strapped to a helicopter. He just thinks, suddenly I'm leaving the earth. Like I'm just, I. Cows aren't smart, but they have to know that's not normal. They have to have a moment in their brains going, well, I don't know how this ends, but this is not good. And I just started laughing. And then they came back for another one. Meanwhile, they're like, the local livestock had to be shipped out via helicopter. And they. They're choppering out cow after cow. Oh, it's amazing. Maybe the greatest thing I've ever seen. And I just sat and watched that first thing I saw. And I'm like, man, I hope there's a mudslide by my house and there's a farmer with some cows because I need to watch this. Still nothing better than that old lady. They got rescued off Camelback Mountain and got with Squaw Peak. And the thing started to react funny because the helicopter made a move so the basket she was in swung so hard, her organs went to the sides of her body. Like, that was a. You know, she was going 110 rotations, and she made it, but her organs got squished to the side because of the G force.

[John Holmberg]

Did she get paid?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, she got paid. That's a quiet. She got paid. But she got.

[John Holmberg]

That's why I asked. Because you never heard about it.

[Brady Bogan]

No, for sure, that woman got paid. But yeah, it's. That was a. That was a real one. But it's. Yeah, the. The cow's going in the air. You get a chance to. You get bored today at work, That's That. That. Remember that? I don't know if that's still a channel. Remember when Chive had that channel where just weird stuff would play? Oh, I love that. I was mesmerized by it. This was. That. This was the exact same thing. Cows being attached to helicopters. Maybe I might go to, like, Sphere in Vegas just for the cows attached to helicopter show. And cow didn't do anything looking down. He's got the harness on. Guy gives the thumbs up, and they start lifting him up, and he just goes. His body kind of sinks up in the center, and his legs hang. I don't think he was going. I don't think he lost it. And he's like, cool. I'm adaptable. Where are we going?

[John Holmberg]

You know, the cow's gonna go, what the.

[Brady Bogan]

What the are you doing? Hey, was that guy did this? And then. I mean, cows are so dumb. They all get in line at the slaughterhouse, and they're like, well, we're supposed to be in this line. Then they watch the dude in front of him just gets smashed in the head with a plunger. And then, like, peeled. And he's next on the thing.

[Brett Fessley]

So.

[Brady Bogan]

Geez, that was a little aggressive. What did Bob do? And then he goes up there. It's like, well, these guys wouldn't do that twice in a row. Surely they. They know him. A witness to their crime. Ah, they hit him in the head.

[Shannon]

There's no turning around once they're in that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but there's fights. There's got to be some sort of a bite that they. They never bite. But as I've always said, you can't spell slaughterhouse without laughter. And by the way, speaking of things in the air, are we doing drone deliveries in Phoenix?

[Shannon]

I know it's a test market. I don't know, because I remember, you know, playing that legacy golf course.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

Walmart was testing. They had the Big drone. Every day they're floating around playing. They go down the South Mountain.

[Brady Bogan]

Something went over my house yesterday. It had a box attached to the bottom of it. But it might have been a drug deal. I don't.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm going with.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I think, too. I don't. Are we. I haven't heard anything like, I mean, this. Pretty good size.

[Shannon]

This thing was pretty big.

[John Holmberg]

From what I understood, they were doing them around the Amazon. Distribution places, like seven or eight miles out there weren't going.

[Brady Bogan]

So mine was a drug deal.

[John Holmberg]

I would think so.

[Brady Bogan]

Because there's no possible way.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I heard. I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

They wouldn't tell us. Like, wouldn't they alert the neighborhood that, hey, by the way, this is going to start happening in your. I mean, this. It wasn't very high up in the air. It was high, higher than I'd have expected, but it was, I don't know, a couple hundred feet and had a box attached to it and it was floating by. And I'm like, are we doing that now? Is that a thing? Because if that's a thing, I needed to know. And also, they have the ones that don't, like, they don't do, like their hole in the cow, they have a port underneath that opens and closes and they spit the packages out, which I've seen on tv, which is really neat, when they land in your front yard. And then the bottom of them swings out and the package falls out and then they close it and the thing takes off again. But this was a pretty good sized box, so. Yeah, you're probably right. Brett, were you. Were you doing anything yesterday with drones?

[John Holmberg]

I don't fly this.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm just getting some. Too easy to track evidence from one to the next. Yeah, that is true. That is true. It's a good point.

[John Holmberg]

From what I understand.

[Shannon]

It's like, I mean, you're doing your deliveries that way.

[Brady Bogan]

It'd be.

[Shannon]

Yeah, that's just setting yourself up.

[Brady Bogan]

It could be. But if we're doing it, look, Brett's people are going to be the ones that take advantage when Amazon's in the air and we're all allegedly. Oh, please.

[John Holmberg]

Allegedly.

[Brady Bogan]

You guys are going to be. It's going to be the grossest thing in the world when kids in the front yard and the little drone drops down. We got a package. We got a package. And the thing opens up in the bottom and a human head rolls out with a note that says, let this be a lesson. And then it Takes off. You guys are going to use drones for.

[Shannon]

We got an orange.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the whole point is. Yeah, exactly. Orange is daddy. Somebody dropped off naranjas. And then the next thing you know, the go. Your people are going to be. The bad guys are going to be the ones that take advantage of drones flying around and us being used to it more than anyone else. Drug deals are going to be so easy. When Amazon packages are being delivered by drones, nobody's going to second guess a thing. No cops will look up and go, that's one. That's what they're not going to know.

[John Holmberg]

I think the cartels are already doing it.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course they are. We opened that door like, I'm not a drug dealer. And my first thought is, I can get drugs to people this way once. Those things are flying around pretty regular. But I saw one, I saw one yesterday and it had a box attached to the bottom of it. And I thought that's. We're starting that now. But I don't think it's external deliveries. It's not like, you know, a hawk with a rat and it's talons. I think it has to be in there. This was hanging off the bottom of the drone.

[Shannon]

Yeah. Where? Where eventually we just unclip it and drop it.

[Brady Bogan]

I. I don't know. I don't know how it works with that. I think it just hovers above and then. Yeah, it drops down and unlatches itself and then goes. Because I've seen it deliver with the package.

[Shannon]

More sense.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the only thing I've ever seen is the, the ones that have the, the little, like, garage door on the bottom that opens up and then the package rolls out or falls out. Yeah. Anyway, congratulations, drug dealers. We've given you a new avenue to blend in. Congratulations, mob.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

What do you mean, what? Why do you answer when I say mob?

[John Holmberg]

If you're not as far as answering my computer?

[Brady Bogan]

Why? Why when I say mob, does he say what? Allegedly, I'm not? How do you know I'm talking about you, Bert? Spring is in full swing now, and.

[Dick Toledo]

Summer is right around the corner. Hey, it's Larry McFeely. And there's no better time to hit.

[Brady Bogan]

The trails, the lakes, and those wide.

[Dick Toledo]

Open desert roads in a brand new Toyota. Whether you're hauling gear to Roosevelt Lake and the powerful Toyota Tundra, navigating rocky trails in the rugged Tacoma, or exploring Sedona in The all new 4Runner, Toyota's got the muscle and comfort to match.

[Brady Bogan]

Your most excellent adventures.

[Dick Toledo]

Head to your valley toyota dealer or.

[Brady Bogan]

Valleytoyotadealers.Com today and gear up for summer.

[Dick Toledo]

In a ride that's built for the.

[Brady Bogan]

Heat and the adventures.

[Dick Toledo]

Summer starts here. Toyota.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's go places.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, Byron. I was [e-mail]'s website. You have everything and the prices are incredible.

[Byron]

Yes, sir. Mmpguns.com has over 400,000 products for sale daily. Everything from firearms, ammunition, accessories, optics, clothing, decoys and more. The best part is, if you see it on our website, it's in stock and ready to ship.

[John Holmberg]

Wait, there's no backorders?

[Byron]

Nope. We work with all our distributors, so what you see on our site is what's actually available. We ship all over the country, so we're not just for Arizonans anymore. If the firearm you want is legal in your state, we can get it to a dealer for you to pick up.

[John Holmberg]

Sounds simple. That's why I always go to MMP.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Shannon]

Surprised you haven't used those. The mobile ones like you go on ASU campus.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You know what? I gotta hand it to society about that. Especially in college. Those little mobile delivery cars, those tiny little guys, nobody's just kicking those around. I figured around college kids and stuff, they'd be destroying them and probably keep.

[Shannon]

Them only during the day.

[Brady Bogan]

Are those even older? The drunks would destroy them, but still. Yeah, they're little cars.

[John Holmberg]

Like from the movie cars. Like almost cartoon cars.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

So they're. What are they delivering?

[Brady Bogan]

Food. Most of the time.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. I've seen them and I'm like, what the hell is that?

[Brady Bogan]

But I thought society would be much meaner to those. And they're. We're actually being pretty nice to them.

[Shannon]

Him. As far as we know, I guess.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, the ones in la, I've seen pictures of them kind of bunched up in a corner with a homeless and their spray paint on them. Like you can't stop. No offense. And I don't want to be A bigot. But you can't stop Mexicans from spray painting stuff like that. And that's going to be. They're good at it. They happen to have the can of Rustoleum. You have to write your. Your name on the suspect.

[John Holmberg]

You got to tag it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you have to tag that. I mean, I'm. I'm white as they come. And if I had a can of spray paint and one of those was going down my street, I'd tag. Wouldn't look good. I'm bad with spray paint. I don't know how those guys do that. I'm amaz.

[Shannon]

I wonder if it's tagged and if it, you know, delivers outside another area, it gets beat up by the other.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Wrong colors.

[Brady Bogan]

If it's. If it's part of the Rolling 60s and it hits the Crenshaw mafia mother. Yeah, it's gonna get. It's gonna get swiped up. And also, I guess it's kind of equipped with. We can find it. So everybody's afraid if you start kicking it. Because, I mean, look at what happened with Tesla. The dummies that started to destroy Tesla's Knew there's cameras. 360 degrees of cameras, and they still keyed them, tried to light them on fire and stuff. And they're like, you're idiots. These little delivery boxes are the same. They've got cameras, they've got tracking devices. So everybody's kind of left them alone. I got a tip of the cap. Good job, Tempe college kids. I assumed for sure there'd be a lot more destroyed little delivery wallies.

[John Holmberg]

They're all busy at the Tempe Tavern for a while. So now you know.

[Brett Fessley]

That's true.

[Brady Bogan]

They. You know what? When we busted up the Tempe Tavern, it was like when we broke up the Zone downtown, it's like they're just wandering around looking for something to do now. And a homeless guy asked me for a job. Speaking of the zone on the street.

[John Holmberg]

Drive the van for us. You know, right here, our promo guys.

[Brady Bogan]

It's on 52nd Street. Yeah, I. You know what? I should have told you. KUPD will hire you.

[John Holmberg]

Go talk to Kristen.

[Brady Bogan]

She'll hook you up cleaner than most of the guys we've got. You. You're. You're gonna run the promotions department eventually. You. The guy over here. There was a lady on the middle of the road and on the right side on the freeway entrance. I had my windows down because it was glorious. And he said, you got any work for me? And I'm I just like me. Yeah. You got work for me? No.

[Shannon]

What are your skills?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I didn't have time for the interview. I was. It was an on ramp.

[Shannon]

Sorry, I don't have time for this interview.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a yield sign. This isn't even a stop sign or a light.

[John Holmberg]

Give me a resume, bro.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll get back to you. I mean, once you're. Do you have your last employer's phone number by chance? I never had no job. I'm just looking for new ideas. Get in, let's talk. What did he expect I would do? It was a yield sign. The only reason I stopped was because there was oncoming traffic. Otherwise I'd have just blown right by him and ignored him like I always do. Do. But he saw my windows down and he took the opportunity to ask if I was hiring. I guess I look like an employer at the time, but that's better than do you have money? I guess. Because if I'd have been like trying, I guess and actually you know what? And I thought about that halfway home. I did need somebody to dig the hole for my basketball post because you got tweaky.

[John Holmberg]

Know where you live?

[Brady Bogan]

I wouldn't say it was my house. I just say, look, I contracted this job and you could do this. But then. Does he know how? And now my basket's facing the wrong way. So I got real people again. That's. That's proof of how little masculinity I actually possess when it comes to around the house stuff. Basketball court, gotta have it. Had the guys at Turf Monsters put this whole thing in. And then I get later, after all the stuff's poured, I get the equipment for the basketball post and stuff. And then I gotta find a way to get that installed. And I'm not drilling into that new slab, so you gotta pour a new thing. They said to dig a four foot hole on the Internet. Do you know how deep a four foot hole is?

[Shannon]

Deep. That just sounds.

[Brady Bogan]

You start digging, you get to a foot and you're like, that should do it. And you're like, I got three more feet max, four foot hole to make sure that, you know, because I'm probably going to be doing a lot. Well, I'm going to be doing a lot of dunking.

[Shannon]

Gorilla dunking.

[Brady Bogan]

A lot of tomahawk dunks. A lot of them. You know, at 52, you start that stuff, you start going. Now's the time when I really express my tomahawk dunk needs my two handed shack daddy moments on a seven and A half foot rim. I'm definitely not rising up to 10, but I will. But I don't think that it's going to take the beating enough to have a four foot post into the earth. I don't even think footers for your house are that deep. Anyway, they suggested that at Gozilla so I had to find somebody. I'm like, I can't do this myself. And I had every intention of being. Trying to be a man and doing it. And then I walked by the garage where I see the holes from when I tried to put the bike racks up still in the wall. I'm like, no, I better not do this. So I had a, one of those post hole diggers. I put that right back because when I saw four feet I'm like, if I could dig a four foot hole. Yeah, Bobcat, I need a backhoe for that. There's no possible. I'm not a man. So the guys that I had do it were there yesterday and they were the Turf Monsters crew. I asked a couple of guys if they could help me out with that and they're awesome. I'm telling you, man, that is a great group. And Ryan set it up. He's. Ryan is the guy I deal with from. He goes, let me get you some people for this so it doesn't screw up all we've done. I'm like, thank God. I go out there and the dude is. The little dude is to. To his chest is standing in the earth. See? Yeah, he spoke some English the other guy did. I had a moment yesterday. I'm like, nice job, boys. He goes, I snow English. And I'm like, that's all right. Bueno. Trabajo.

[John Holmberg]

Pinche John.

[Brady Bogan]

See? Pinche John. I'll get it eventually. I'm sure they're saying it. Pinche. I don't know what bald is in Spanish, but that's what they're saying right now. Pinch a bald young. Yeah, I'm such a non man that I didn't A, I knew I couldn't do it and B, I didn't know who to hire or how to get it done. So I considered maybe the guy on the side of the road yesterday. But I got people to do it. Four foot hole like that is overkill. I think he might have dug down to three. And I went out and I'm like, that's bueno. You don't have to go any deeper than that. You're never getting out of that thing. It's a grave. That is a good group of People.

[Shannon]

Then you gotta take dirt away.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't even know where he put that, to be honest with you. He's standing out there, I'm like, where's the. How did he do this? That is that. Say what you will about stereotypes and other things. If you need holes or tunnels dug, they're your folks. Second Vietnamese, but I mean, good lord, that dude had a three and a.

[Shannon]

Half grid in your lawn.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he hit a. A three foot hole dug in a couple hours by himself. And it filled and filled it with the mix, the concrete and everything. It was done. You can't dig a. You can't dig a hole like that. As a white, I don't know why we're bad at hole digging, but man, oh man, they're not.

[Shannon]

So the hoop is set?

[Brady Bogan]

Not yet. No concrete sins. Gotta let it cure for a day or two and then I can start putting all this stuff on. So you gotta wait. You can't just start grabbing it and slamming it down into that concrete. The.

[Shannon]

The hoop in. Is that what it is?

[Brady Bogan]

Stuff that sticks out? You put that in while the concrete.

[Shannon]

Just put the pole in the concrete?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. That's ridiculous. You just snap the concrete? No, this has a base of foundation. It's really high end, good stuff. But yeah, you put in the posts while the concrete is drying, they stick out and then you place the thing on top. Well, I'm. By the way, that's. Step one is just getting this part done. I've got seven or eight giant pieces of basketball hoops needs to be put together. Somebody else gonna have to do that. No way am I ever gonna figure out how to get that. You're out of your mind.

[John Holmberg]

You put IKEA stuff together.

[Brady Bogan]

You can do this.

[John Holmberg]

Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

Nope, no way. And by the way, Ikea, if they offer in the assembly, I'm pretty much like, yeah, you guys should probably do this. I can do a better. But I'm not doing a bunch of that. It's going to take me forever. But that basketball hoop is sitting there. The half the base is up against the wall. The part that goes on top of that is there. Then you get into the backboard and all the arms that hold that. And then there's this twisty thing in the back that rises, lowers and raises and I'm like, oh, this is a job for a man. All I can do is shoot the baskets once it's done. Yeah, I'm not built. I'm not a builder Bob. Builder Bob. Bob was confusing to me. It wasn't a Children's show. That was like trigonometry. Bob the Builder, whatever that was. I can't even say it right. Builder Bob. Bob the Builder. I'm looking at that guy like he's a genius handyman.

[Shannon]

He was solid, see?

[Brady Bogan]

Handy man. He makes sense to me. That's the dude I would hire over. Bob the Builder. Bob the Builder seems to be like a foreman. He knows how to read blueprints, but he's not doing the hard work. Handy Manny. That dude's getting it done. And I had Andy Manny three foot into the earth yesterday. Well, there. That's a big ass hole.

[John Holmberg]

Andy Manuel.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, that's why I had to have it. But I looked in there like the big ass hole. See, like, I think you're good there. I don't think we need to go down to the full four feet.

[Shannon]

Should have tapped him for the. The basketball hoop probably will.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah, he'll do it. Probably. So you think you're all done now that the. This is. Let's get the thing. See, but then I gotta get like ladders and scaffolding. The dude's only three feet tall. There's nothing like him putting a ten foot rim up.

[Shannon]

No problem.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't need to see the license and bonding on that. Just like I said, I can't dig a hole when it comes to that. But if an unlicensed or unbonded worker in my backyard takes a spill, I'll have a grave dug real fast. Trust me. And I won't have to hire out for that. Cause I'm not. Not. I'm not helping. You always hire the licensed and bonded because the unlicensed ones fall and break their necks. They own your house if you tell it. But if they fall out of your palm trees and you find them, you got to put them in the earth. There's no way around it.

[Shannon]

There you go, digging another hole.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's the thing. Like I would dig that hole. I would dig a higher again. No, I wouldn't. I can dig a desperation grave. That's adrenaline. I can do that.

[Shannon]

You just call Brett.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that. Well, Brett can help me out with that too. But that's white people. Digging a desperation grave is like when moms lift cars off babies. There's like, we can do it then. That's an adrenaline dig. Just digging a hole for work as a white middle aged man. Impossible. But if. If a tree trimmer falls out of my tree and I hired him, you know, when he knocked on the door. Three. Three tree. Oh, you Want to trim my trees? See? See? What do you charge, $12? Yeah. Get up there, climb that 40 foot pond, get that done. My licensed guy wants 300 bucks for those. Those are tall trees. And he grabs a rope, a jump rope, ties it to his and just works his way up there.

[Shannon]

Spike cleats on.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't. I think he just has a pair of Brooks baseball shoes and just hikes with nails. Yeah, he's put a couple of penny nails in the edges. See? Trim three. Yeah, trim it.

[Brett Fessley]

$12.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. That's a great deal. How about eight? But when he falls out of that tree, white guy, desperation hole. That is. I get mom juice off that. I'm gonna dig a big hole, like three foot tall.

[John Holmberg]

And it's not gonna be that deep of a hole.

[Brady Bogan]

You want to go deep, though. You want to go deep so the coyotes don't start digging. And I got five dogs. And you bury him in the front yard, too. You know, the dogs aren't around there. Oh, yeah. I can do a desperation, like, unlicensed, unbonded hole. Like, again, superhuman strength when it comes to that basketball post hole. Might as well be doing science. I can't do that.

[Shannon]

Catches put about a foot and a half one in my backyard hole.

[Brady Bogan]

You what?

[Shannon]

The dog. Oh, my dog, Catch.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. He dug a hole.

[Shannon]

Yeah. And I just left it there. I'm like, he stopped him from doing it.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe there's a body there. Maybe Ronnie got some of that superhuman mom strength and buried somebody who was. And catch figured it out. Every time a dog starts digging, when the dog isn't a digger, there's a body in there. There's something down there. I've had a couple. One just the one spot he's got something down in.

[Shannon]

I mean, he has a variety of, you know, in the gravel and stuff like that, but this one particular.

[Brady Bogan]

You know how to solve that, right? You put his crap in there. Yeah. And then buried it again. Next time he digs, he's like, ah, Brady's a dick. And then he doesn't dig anymore. And by the way, we're all trying to figure out what news is real and what news isn't real and what happened here. I didn't like what Trump did yesterday when he ambushed that dude from South Africa with a. See that?

[Shannon]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Took him into the oval office and he's like, got the guy from South Africa. He's the president. Really? Can we dim the lights? And he did. I went home, and while Jay told me about it at react defense, he dims the lights in the Oval Office, the same office he fought Zielinski in. He has those little press conferences after meetings. Can we dim the lights? And they roll out a tv, like, AV department roll them. And he plays a video of white farmers in South Africa being, you know.

[Shannon]

The reason why they never killed.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, there he's saying there's a genocide of white farmers. And Elon Musk is in there, like, nodding, like, he's saying there's a white.

[Shannon]

He's on the side presented.

[Brady Bogan]

He's. He's telling him about it. So this dude's sitting there like, really? This is what we're doing. Are you gonna admit that you're trying to kill all the whites is his problem down there? And he's like, I don't know what this is. And he just totally ambushed him. I didn't even know you could do that. I didn't know. I've never seen a president. AV room. The Oval Office.

[Shannon]

Reminds me of the jerk cat juggling.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. That's exactly what it was. He said, hit the lights. Cat juggling. How much do you need? This is. This must be stopped. Yeah. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. And I'm like, oh, my God. He's ambushing foreign leaders. That is basically saying, your country sucks. Meanwhile, our country has, like, cameras everywhere. If they. This is a glass houses situation. Don't do that.

[Shannon]

Then he probably iced him to hang on. Springsteen just made a comment. I got a fire back.

[Brady Bogan]

I got to get on Truth Social for a second. I don't know what everybody's doing, but I think I'm gonna nail this guy. Watch this.

[Shannon]

Did you see the little video he put up?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he's. Yeah, he's the busiest man in the world when it comes to nonsense. But, yeah, I'm watching that yesterday.

[Shannon]

There's no way. I mean, he put that together where he swings the golf club. He's hits the drive, and it knocks Springsteen over.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

Walking upstate.

[Brady Bogan]

He likes things and then presents them as his own. He memes. He does. He's insane. And the parts I like about him are the. Are the most insane ones. This thing he did yesterday is going to get us in trouble with South Africa. And I'm not thinking it's a good idea. It wasn't cool. It wasn't a cool. But do that privately. You don't break that out in front of everybody. But. And the guy clearly had. He goes, oh, I didn't know this was going to happen. I didn't know you could do that. Kill the lights. It was like a classroom. All right, Tony, you want to turn the lights off? That's your job. Lights out. Watch this little video.

[Shannon]

Thanks for having me over. It's the last time I ever come to your house.

[Brady Bogan]

A horrible video. You're gonna explain this. Would you like any. All these papers he's handing the guys? We did this. You're doing this. How come you didn't punish that guy right there? Because he'd killed that man later. And yet he's dancing now. He's on the Internet. He dances. He's a dancer. And you don't do anything about it. And I don't know why. And the guy's like, what are we doing? Just letting you know about the white genocide. And so he goes on and on about that, and I'm like, oh, no. So you watch two different sides. CNN's covering it one way. Fox is saying that he was absolutely right. And then I was online. While this is all going on and we're all done, it is officially over. AI is two and a half years old, and the newspaper in Chicago, the Sun Times, just got caught. Now, it was innocuous, but it tells a bigger story. Is one of the dudes got the assignment to do the top 10 recommended books so far of the year, and he's like, all right, and five of the books aren't real. He used AI. He just did his article and said, here are the best books of 20, 25 so far. Five of them don't exist. AI just made up five book titles. And he thought, nobody like me, like, who's gonna know if I'd have read the 10 book titles five through 10, who knows? But somebody found it and said, these aren't even real books.

[Shannon]

Yeah, if you went to look for the book, you know, you're still old school.

[Brady Bogan]

If you're looking for books five through ten, you're a jackass. What a jerk. Unless you've read the first five already. Oh, I haven't heard of these, because they're not real. And so he admitted, yeah, I used AI. I've been using AI for a few of my articles. So if he's doing it and the editors don't know, and the Sun Times paper, the guys running it don't know, and everybody at the Chicago Sun Times has to be thinking, people still read the paper. It's crazy. All of our stories are being AI'd to a certain degree. All the fluff, the filler, all the other stuff. I don't buy into any of It. I watched a video yesterday that was just people at a party by a pool. And I'm like, oh. And they were. Everyone was beautiful. And I'm sitting there going, what's this? And then a gorilla walks in. He's like, I like a two Heineken and a thing. I'm like, what in the world am I looking at? And at the bottom it says commercial created completely as artificial intelligence. And I'm like, I had no idea. And that's just a wink and a nod at us going, get. Brace yourselves. Nothing we see in the future is going to be real. And then the skepticism's got to kick in. So, yeah, if they're using it for the newspapers already, they have been. And yeah, we don't have. We don't stand a chance against that stuff. That's over. So just be ready. Because eventually we're going to be fighting a war that's not real. And the only thing you can count on is the dude in your palm tree is. Is real. And when he falls out, you got to dig a real hole and put them really deep in there. Some guy emailed me or text me and said I had an unlicensed guy doing electric work at my house and blew himself up in my kitchen. And what happened? What happened after? You don't hire unlicensed people. You can't. It seems like a good idea, but you just don't. It's a bad idea. God forbid.

[Shannon]

Interesting.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, break an ankle, you're going to be out a million bucks.

[Shannon]

The first movie that they come out with, you know, you see all these, like on Instagram of these AI women and they use them.

[Brady Bogan]

Start using them in movies and forget it, we're done. You think it's tough right now for that Zach guy to go in his current condition and have a waitress flirt with him? When these AI broads get really good at that and they just start showing up at places or. Oh, it's over.

[John Holmberg]

Poor Larry.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, poor Larry. Poor, poor Larry. Let's say goodbye to Larry now. Yeah, it's just he's not.

[Shannon]

He might not be coming back.

[Brady Bogan]

He does. He already hates all carbon based ladies, like, and he has a right to the way a couple of them have been to Larry. I don't blame him for quitting, but yeah, this is gonna. You get a restraint. Larry's gonna be the first guy to have AI get a restraining order against him. He's not gonna be allowed to use a it.

[Shannon]

500Ft from the computer.

[Brady Bogan]

Stay 500ft away from your fingers. Can't touch a keyboard. What about at work? All right, we'll make exceptions. But if you even dabble in it, you're going straight to jail. But, yeah, if they're already using it for articles about books, then they're using it for other stuff, too. And it's. We just don't know.

[Shannon]

Think about it. The spell check.

[Brady Bogan]

Think of how lazy all of us are. And you get an assignment. You're a reporter, and you're like, want to do good work? And they're like, all right, you go find the top 10 books in Chicago in the last six months. Really? Really, People for the newspaper. I'm not wasting my day. Plus, they're working from home. Cause they all thought Covid would last forever. So they all work from home, and nobody's in the office. Nobody's there to catch him. He puts the article together. The editor doesn't care about the top 10 books of the year. And five of them weren't even real. The best part is the interview the dude did after. So, like, it was just quotes in the writing, but it was like, yeah, I made a really stupid mistake, but what are you going to do? I didn't want to write that article, so I didn't.

[Shannon]

Don't look at the other departments.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we're not allowed to use AI here at the station. But everybody in our sales department always talks about using it. That's all they say. I just said. And they. And they get. Oh, this is so bad. They get assigned reading things downstairs. Like, we're supposed to read this book. Like the. Like the bosses make them. The Bob say, here's a great book to motivate you to sign, sell. And it just books. Other people wrote that these idiots and suits think that they're smart for giving. It's like a Hallmark card. None of this is my idea, but I read it, and I like it. And that's essentially all there is. Book reviewers and pretend like it's something they're doing as management, when it's just. They're just idiots who are saying, here's some other guy who thinks this is good. So they tell. And then two of the ladies downstairs told me they had AI read it for him, and I. You can do that. And they're like. They give you a synopsis to the whole thing. You don't have to read anymore. Right. It's brilliant.

[Shannon]

Better than Cliff Notes reports.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, how do they.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. They get quizzed. Yeah. Yeah. Here's a way I think you could sell faster. Don't Bog down my days with books. Don't make me spend time reading a book I never wanted to read that usually takes longer than it should. And then I could be out there.

[John Holmberg]

Selling who moved my cheese?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, the who moved my cheese? People. Yeah. Here's a book you should read so you can get out on the streets and sell better. It's like, well, if I was out on the streets, I'd sell better. I gotta sit here and read this dumb book now there's a quiz on Friday. As a manager, I found this book to be very helpful. None of these ideas are yours though, so why wouldn't we hire the guy who wrote that book? Just read it and shut up. I see you're out of ideas.

[Shannon]

He's passed away.

[Brady Bogan]

I get up every morning and I pick a suit and I put it on and then I go to work and I ask everybody else if they've got any ideas. And I do that as a manager because it seems like I'm running a meeting, but really what I'm doing is please, someone save my ass.

[John Holmberg]

Hey Byron, I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns, Brett.

[Byron]

I sure do. It's MMP Guns customs. MMP Guns is creating some amazing firearms. We offer polishing, plating, bluing, custom laser engraving, laser stippling, cerakoting and performance upgrades. We everything in house with our master trained craftsmen. You can select our designs or make up your own.

[John Holmberg]

Well, can you do this to my gun?

[Byron]

We can do it to nearly any firearm. Doesn't matter where you live, you can ship it to us or we already have completed firearms in inventory daily with no wait.

[John Holmberg]

Well, there you have it. MMP Guns on the northeast corner of 12th street and Indian School or online at mmpgunscustoms.com ready to beat the heat.

[Brady Bogan]

Hooters is making waves with our new sun, surf and seafood deals. For a limited time, cool down with an ice cold sun cruiser starting at just $5 and dive into amazing shrimp specials Monday through Saturday. Like a dozen buffalo shrimp for only $12. Catch our sensational crab legs sundaes where you can add an extra half pound for just $9 when you order a full pound. We'll see you this summer at Hooters. But hurry before these hot deals sail away. Hooters more than just wings. It's John Holberg here for the amazing people at the Core Institute. Twenty years ago the Core Institute began and it's a better way of caring for people and there a lot of people who are coping with pain in their bodies every day. The Core Institute specializes in helping the pain disappear. And I speak from experience. Here I am now living pain free and enjoying all the things I absolutely love to do. So if you're living in pain, you don't have to anymore. The Core Institute has been here for 20 years and they're going to be here for a lot longer than that. And you can stop living with pain and start saying yes to all the things you love to do. Go to the Core Institute.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness. Whenever your boss asks you for ideas and does it like it's an assignment, that means he doesn't have any. It's his. It's his job to have ideas. That's why he's the boss. Right? He had all the good ideas to get the suit. I put a suit on every morning. Look, I'm in a suit. That means I can ask you to do stuff because I don't know what to do. The Bobs. But AI's reading for you. It's writing for you. It's crazy. So don't believe anything you read in anymore. The only person you can trust with news, and I never thought this would happen, is Brady. The future is dim, everyone. He's the only one you can trust. Because you know for a fact AI wouldn't write all of his mess. What does that mean? Well, AI never does that, but that's how you know it's authentic. So you're welcome, everybody. The news on this show is the most reliable in all of the world. We'll give it to you straight. But it's going to be confusing.

[Shannon]

It's good for the mind too, because you have to do a lot of work.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, if you concentrate too hard.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you do?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And it isn't about following along. It's deciphering.

[Shannon]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

All the parts that are not supposed to be there.

[Shannon]

It's a good maze.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a maze. It's. It's. Yeah, it's a corn maze. And in the end, it's kind of a choose your own adventure. But it's fun. We'll get to that in a little bit. Right now it's time for the Wake Up Song. Bert, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

Wake Up Song brought to you by Action Ride Shop. A four day weekend for some of you guys out there, including ourselves. And I'm gonna definitely be hitting the trails. Gonna head out to Hawes and do some riding.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you going this weekend?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm gonna head out. It's been a minute, but I'm gonna go out. I'm getting up early for it.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no. I like that.

[John Holmberg]

I know. You're insane.

[Brady Bogan]

Snakes and bees.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You're gonna go in snake and bee time.

[John Holmberg]

I don't care. I'm not going when it's a hot or 90 degrees out.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, trust me. It every time I've ridden in the morning on even the most traveled ones. Snakes for sure. Bees.

[John Holmberg]

Hop those man.

[Shannon]

Everywhere the snakes coil up.

[Brady Bogan]

Gotta wait till June.

[John Holmberg]

Nope. I'm riding.

[Brady Bogan]

You know when they're not out. Guaranteed summer ever. Ever. In the daytime. You're right.

[Shannon]

Early morning, you'll.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep. He's gonna run into a couple. Especially out at Hawes.

[John Holmberg]

You're in.

[Brady Bogan]

Nice knowing you, buddy.

[John Holmberg]

You ride in the middle of July?

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Damn right. I'm the only one out there. Including snakes and bees. Too hot for bugs. That's when I like to go out.

[John Holmberg]

But anyway, if you want to get out and ride this weekend, way to sell it. Thanks.

[Brady Bogan]

Sorry. Don't ride this weekend. Don't do it. It's a terrible idea. All right, well then go get your bike serviced.

[Shannon]

Just stay on the get your bike service.

[Brady Bogan]

In two weeks it'll be June or.

[John Holmberg]

Buy a new one.

[Brady Bogan]

Snakes go back inside in June.

[John Holmberg]

An action ride shop is that place to be.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't go riding the terrible idea with two locations.

[John Holmberg]

The brand new one over there by the HOS trailhead on a power road and McDowell. And of course the OG on Gilbert Road and Southern.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what he should sell over there?

[John Holmberg]

What's up?

[Brady Bogan]

Snake chaps and beekeeper suits.

[John Holmberg]

Wait. You out there riding like David Lee Roth now with snake chaps on?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Yes, yes. It's protective gear. Snakes are everywhere. Horrible. All right.

[John Holmberg]

Actionrideshop.com for your snake chaps.

[Brady Bogan]

Couple weeks it'll be thousand degrees and I'm fine. You know what? Brett's right. Go riding with him and everybody else pansy out for when my riding time starts, which is in a couple weeks.

[John Holmberg]

Screw that.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm the one they have all the signs up for, you know. Nobody's coming to rescue you. It's over 108. That's perfect by me. Keep less people out here, the better. I always do. I worry about crashing though, because I am alone and I'm gonna die from the elements.

[John Holmberg]

I remember when Megan called me up.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that was in November. That was years ago. And that was in Novemb. I fell in. I didn't fall in. I dropped into a wash thinking that there'd be a way Out. And there wasn't.

[Shannon]

Make sure you. You're wearing your glasses, so you can record everything.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I definitely do that. Cover it and the glasses would be facing me. So you just see my face all burned out.

[Shannon]

I'm getting cold.

[Brady Bogan]

So cold. Brett was right. You should get up earlier. What was I thinking? Yeah, I don't ride in the morning. That's crazy. You got to pay me to wake up up. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

All right. On the list, my darkest days. Porn star dancing for that guy trying to hook up with the bartender. Wolf Mother, Queen, AC dc Van Halen, Head pe, Cypress Hill, Kid Rock, Stone Sour, Five Finger, Death Punch, and Metallica. The Day that Never Comes for the guy trying to hook up with the bartender, too.

[Brady Bogan]

I like the Day that never comes, even though. Come Whatever. May is a great one. How about Stone Sour, Come Whatever? Right. That's a good one. And as you're going out, everybody wants to barbecue and stuff for the big Memorial Day, because that's how we remember our fallen.

[Shannon]

And we're all traveling at least 50 miles.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Which is nothing.

[John Holmberg]

You queue in this weekend, you barbecue.

[Shannon]

Yeah, I'm gonna.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, every day. Probably starting tonight. 3.

[Shannon]

That's a great idea.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you already starting?

[Shannon]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Stuff like in buckets of salt.

[Shannon]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Shannon]

Nope.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, if you wanted to do it, you can go to Brady's house. He'll probably be down in that storm drain giving food out to everybody. But I was watching the dirty dining thing last night, and one of the places had roaches on, like, the lobster. So you have to be careful of that. Just be careful that you do that cornbread not being cold enough. That's fine. I'm fine with that. Dead fly and raw pork, live roach outside the meat display. Those are bad. That's bad. So that's a senor Sushi. If you're thinking about that this weekend, Senor sushi is automatically out for me. By the way, senor sushi makes such little sense to me.

[Shannon]

You want tuna or taco.

[Brady Bogan]

Delta Pinch John. I'm like, welcome to senor Sushi. At least they're being authentic, because most sushi places have Mexicans with bandanas and the rising sun on them. So most of the sushi chef. I like my. I've said it a million times. I like my sushi chefs authentic. I don't like Mexicans dressed as ninjas cutting my sushi. I want it to be Japanese people. Same as I walked into a Mexican restaurant. If the whole. Whole staff is Japanese, I guarantee you there's going to be Something weird in my food that shouldn't be there. But Senor Sushi is on Southern Avenue. Have you been.

[Shannon]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

You should probably test that out because.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you know where that is? No, it's right across from the. The old. It's in front of the service. Old service merchandise by Fiesta Mall.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's over by MCC and.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Senor Sushi.

[John Holmberg]

They had roaches climbing in the loft.

[Brady Bogan]

Who had the idea, the Mexican or the Japanese? I have a great idea.

[John Holmberg]

It's the neighborhood.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it is.

[Shannon]

It's whitey.

[Brady Bogan]

We had tried sushi restaurant, but no Mexicans want to come. So I put the sushi in a taco shell. It might be good, but just Senor Sushi by itself. I just assume massive amounts of diarrhea are coming out of me in about an hour, especially because they've got all sorts of stuff. But Senor Sushi, it's so hard to put.

[Shannon]

Put, you know, raw pork and raw fish.

[Brady Bogan]

It's bad.

[Shannon]

I just.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Mercado Latino is the one where the roach lived outside the deli and the flies were in the pork. And I don't know how in the world that Jason Barry from Channel 3 walks the planet because he just knocks people's businesses all over right there on the tv talking about roaches and flies. There's the senior sushi. Senor Sushi's website is beautiful. Teppanyaki and Mexican food, Japanese and Latin gastronomy. Huh. I'm not seeing a whole lot of Senor. Everything looks pretty Japanese. Are you sure? There's jalapenos and deep fried somethings there.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I usually don't expect chicken wings on a bed of fries at your sushi joint.

[Brady Bogan]

That's not Mexican, though. You want fries with your buffalo juice wings?

[Shannon]

Look at that firecracker jalapenos.

[Brady Bogan]

See, senor? Boy, that's real authentic Mexican. Their buffalo wings are delivered by a live authentic one.

[John Holmberg]

There's Latino rolls.

[Brady Bogan]

What's a Latino roll?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't even want to. I'm not diving into this. That's too risky. Anyway, they didn't do a lot of stuff in them. Cooked shrimp and raw fish, not a proper temperature. Assorted jugs of chemicals not stored properly. Those aren't bad. Those aren't bad violations. Good job, Senor Sushi poured on blue.

[Shannon]

Roll, beef, chicken, bacon, cream cheese.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Brady's gotten arrest.

[Shannon]

Covered it all.

[Brady Bogan]

That does have it all.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, carne asada roll.

[Brady Bogan]

Not a lot of beef. Interesting Sushi. Not a Lot of. Not a lot of sushi. Beef. Beef. That's a strange. I'm intrigued. I'm not gonna lie. But it was on the dirty dining thing, but for no big good reason. I. I am very confused as to what my. I want my cooks to look like in there. I walk into a sushi place, if I don't see Japanese cooks, I'm out. I walk into a Mexican place, if I don't see Mexican cooks, I'm out. I walk into senor Sushi, I don't know what I want more of. I want a combination.

[John Holmberg]

You want long duck, dong or Jose.

[Brady Bogan]

It's gonna look like the bad video back there. It's just gonna be Mexicans and. And Japanese dudes with knives.

[Shannon]

I was telling Brett.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm.

[Shannon]

I'm torn on that. When you talk about that. That. Because there's one opening up in Gilbert.

[Brady Bogan]

A Senor Sushi.

[Shannon]

No, it's different. Dave's Italian. What am I.

[Brady Bogan]

We were talking about that. Yeah. Yeah. I can't have. You can't have that. Dave. Yeah, you can't have Dave's attack. That only gonna last. Is that famous? Dave's Italian. Is he branching out?

[Shannon]

No, I don't think so. But, you know, he could be the Italian Stallion.

[Brady Bogan]

Dave. Is that what you'd rather have it be called? That sounds a little gay.

[Shannon]

David's and just.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, David's in the statue of David. That's what I was talking about with you the other day. I'm like, if you just had the statue of David out there and just call it Dave's. But if you called it Dave's but had the statue and he's eating a pizza, you'd be like, that's hilarious. But Dave's Italian just sounds like a guy who's like, I'm taking. I'm just gonna launder money. Money. What do you call it? I don't give a. I don't give a flying what you call it. Dave's just put a sign up. We're laundering money.

[John Holmberg]

Apparently, Mexican sushi is the bomb.

[Brady Bogan]

It is.

[John Holmberg]

Ever had a Vegas roll? It's almost the same, but with. I love Vegas carne asada instead.

[Brady Bogan]

No, Vegas roll has lobster or crab in it. Yeah, not carne asada. Who's cooking that?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Do the Mexicans cook the meat and then give it to the Japanese and then they roll it up, up. That's the way I'd need it to be in order to try it. I have to have it be, you know, stereotypes. I need. I need some authenticity. If I see any white people there at all, I'm out. It's gonna be too much mayonnaise.

[John Holmberg]

The place is like $15 for basic grill. Glad I never went there. Most sushi joints are like that.

[Brady Bogan]

That's about average Yelp reviewers who complain about the.

[Shannon]

Hey, if you're looking for your five dollar sushi.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I'm not going where he gets it. Yeah, I need my sushi to be cheap. Enjoy that. All right, let's do it. It's stone sour. Come whatever may. It's a great song. It's 98 KUPD, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[Brett Fessley]

Still streaming, Homberg's morning sickness online at.

[Brady Bogan]

98Kupd.Com Time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. Before we get to that though, I got all these emails that come in for this kind of stuff. Couple of gems I want to. I want to clear this up first. This guy emailed me yesterday, said I wanted to contact you guys because it's. This was yesterday. It's a dog's last day. Get a lot of them. 12 year old great Dane, his name is Dragon. Great name. Best boy in the world. Amazing, beautiful soul and a fantastic friend. It's my mother in law's dog. Done so much in his life. He saved lives as an emotional support animal and medical service dog. He has run a big race and finished the gauntlet. I was inquiring to see if I can get a shout out for Dragon. Dragon signed Vincent. Vincent, you better get a shout out for Dragon and everybody who's got a dog right now close to him, give him a little pat on the head or a cookie. And dragon's honor. 12 years. 18.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, man, that's great.

[Brady Bogan]

12 out of my pool. My old pool guide, big dog had a. His Great Dane lived to be 15. 15 year old great Dane, a harlequin. Gorgeous. That's amazing. So 12 out of a Dragon, the Dane. That's awesome. Awesome. Another dog email came in. This one's not. It says, john, I got a question for you. My dad passed away in November and no one in the family could take on his baby. I couldn't have her go to the pound. It was my dad's dog, so she's living a happy life with me. I've set her up all the doggy amenities and all the stuff a dog would need. The problem is my dad was not a football fan. I am a die hard Steeler fan. My whole family, my Left arm of my family. Is that my. Oh, I'm sorry. My whole left arm is a Steeler logo. Misread that. So he's got tattoos on him. Said, I'm a huge fan. I have to change the dog's name because my dad, not being a fan, didn't realize the pain he was causing by naming the dog Raven. She's eight. So for eight years she's been called that disgusting word. My kids say, just call her Ray. But I can't help but think of Ray Lewis. I need a suggestion from another Steeler brother, one Steeler fan to another. I need your help, Raven. And I thought of Steelers names that you could switch over. You know, was there ever a Raymond? Had a couple of Rays. There's a tight end in the 70s named Ray. There was Roy Jarella. We had a couple of. We had Ray. Ray McLeod. But he plays for San Francisco now. I think I'd go away from Rice too. Too. I mean, they had Ray. A lot of race.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you gotta save that name. Ray Lewis is a great name. I think I just name it Raisin. It sounds like Raven. You get rid of that terrible.

[Shannon]

Yeah, that's close.

[Brady Bogan]

That horrible bird name. The dog might just think you have a speech impediment and kind of go with it.

[John Holmberg]

Just give him a full name.

[Brady Bogan]

Go.

[John Holmberg]

Ray Charles. You can just. Just add on to it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Ray Charles is a legend. I like that a lot. I can't think of any of that.

[Shannon]

A K on the front. Craven, because there's that.

[Brady Bogan]

Craven is weird. But you're still saying Raven too much. You still know what you're doing.

[Shannon]

There was that movie that came out last year where he's a assassin. Craven, something that was, man, you know.

[Brady Bogan]

A lot of bad stuff. You pay attention.

[John Holmberg]

I'm going Ray Charles.

[Brady Bogan]

Too many B sides. I like Ray Charles more than Brady's C list movies. The bottom of the bin of Netflix or Hulu. That Brady's. Man, you got to take a walk or get a hobby. If you're down to Craven on your cue, you got to get off your tv. I like Raisin. I don't think there are any good Rays, Rocky. We've had a few Rays, but they're like offensive linemen. Raven and Jason, I guess you kind of keep the arm. I like Ray Charles. Yeah, Ray Charles. My dog Ray Charles. And then when you call him Ray, Georgia have to like say that after the whole night through. Always sing a Ray Charles song when you call him. I'll keep you off the Ray Lewis. But if it's too hard, then raisin is your option.

[Shannon]

If you really want to get people's attention, you can call them Raping.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Old Raping. The eight year old lad. That's my dog. Raping. Want to know how I found him? I can imagine. Well, I'll save the glory details for later. All right, so I think we solved some of that, but I don't know, man.

[Shannon]

Raisin's pretty solid.

[Brady Bogan]

This guy says if you're so wrapped up in football that offends you that your dad's dog is named Raven. It's time to reevaluate your life, Junior. Hey, Junior. Go yourself. Raven's a terrible name for a dog. That's so. Raven. Oh, Simone. Change the dog's name to Simone. That way it's still Raven, but it's now the little lesbian from the Cosby Show. Perfect. Raisin. Raven Hunter. Maven is good. That's not bad.

[Shannon]

Blazing.

[Brady Bogan]

Kinda. Not really though. We gotta keep that rusty sound. You're doing it Asian. Blazing. No, Brazen. All right. Good luck to you. It's not our problem anymore. We've given you chances. Yeah. There. Nothing. Raven is just. Man, that's tough. People are emailing in all their. Raiden. A character from Moral Combat. That's too close to Raider. If he's already upset about Raven. Raider. Raiden's not going to be good.

[John Holmberg]

Just go Red, Ren and Stimpy.

[Brady Bogan]

Ren's not bad.

[Dick Toledo]

I thought you meant Ren from Footloose.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I could.

[Brady Bogan]

That is what people would do in 2025 is Ren McCormick named their dog after Ren from Footloose. Big Kevin Bacon fan. Especially his early work. Anyway, well, good luck to you. That's a weird thing. Sorry about your dad, but we've got bigger issues now. His dog needs a better name for the last few years of its life. Life. Raven.

[Shannon]

Razor.

[Brady Bogan]

Razor's not bad. Just long as you keep that Ray thing in there, Razor's okay. My old blind intern with no eyes back in the day had a dog named. Was it Macho? Remember Macho? Macho was a seeing eye dog for a guy who had no eyes. Jason. And he would sit in my Jeep with no. I didn't have the top or doors on my Jeep at all. And you could still smell this dog. And I would say, jason, face it. Jesus Christ. Bathe this poor sweet dog that's guiding you through life. He's all right. I'm not. Your dog's stinking up an open air vehicle. You gotta wash him he's all right. Look, you take him into restaurants, you're pissing everybody off. And cancer is a baby. I always say that we hated each other after a while.

[John Holmberg]

So that's the one he stole his money from?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, there's no reason to bring it up every time, but yes. Come on. The statute of limitations. Way up on me. And it wasn't stealing. God damn it. I gotta defend this again. He was getting free rides from a poor guy, me, every day because he didn't have eyes. It's not my fault, it's God's. Ask God for 10 bucks. So we went to Taco Bell. I have two burritos. And I had to sit and watch him eat those tacos. Brett. Horrible. He deep throated the thing. No, the cancer treatment made his face funny shaped.

[Shannon]

It took his eyes out, his praying mantis eyes.

[Brady Bogan]

And he would push the full bean burrito. Like, he'd pry his mouth open with it and then shove the whole thing in there. And like, his teeth were soft, by the way. Also said to be careful when he'd smash down and take a huge.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, hold on.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. The whole thing was.

[Dick Toledo]

Teeth were soft, soft teeth. Never heard of that.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, you get soft teeth, you can break them real easy. They weren't like paper soft. They were softer than, like human, normal teeth. And he would. And you'd hear. Because his mouth squirt out the sides like a dog eating an apple money shot from a burrito. And then he'd pull the burrito out and it was like a tube of toothpaste beans would come pouring out of it all over his face. Jason. Jesus. Somebody's gonna tell you because you're not gonna know your face is covered in burrito. No. So I had to watch it all the time. We go to the drive through and the damn guy's like, I'll pay this time. Like, wow. How about that? Something like that. If I. I was putting a little heat on him. I think more than anything else, you were putting heat. Opened his wallet up and he said, There's a 10 in there. There was a 20 in there, too. And I took the 20 for gas. He was making me drive all over time. Shut up, Brett. Why am I defending this?

[John Holmberg]

There comes that nose.

[Brady Bogan]

Nothing to do with that. All right? You wouldn't do it. You wouldn't even give him a ride in the hell. No, I wouldn't. This dirty ass dog. Anyway, admit that this story started. Better get back to macho. Yeah. And Nacho. When Nacho started to bite Jason because he turned on him like I did. After a while, you stopped feeling sorry for him and you thought cancer was the victim here. And then. So Nacho started. Cancer was the victim. Yeah. Cancer caught Jason and then. And couldn't wait to get out of his body either. Cancer left him. It just ravaged him and then took off like a hurricane. And so Macho bit Jason a few times and he had to give him up because Macho, the seeing eye dog, it was super well trained to, like blind people. Tried to kill his. So he gave him to a guy at work and he changed his name to Nacho immediately. And that dog was clean and happy every day of its life from there on out. And you know who wasn't? Jason. And he and his girlfriend facing the wrong way at the live concert. It's my favorite thing ever. Good seats, too. And they were. Everybody was leaving and they were facing the wrong way in their seats. They had to wait for the crowd to get out. I'm like, you can't get a ride home from work, but you can find your way out to cricket pavilion. And you know where you. Why even get seats? Just stand close and. We got good seats. What for? All you have to be is within earshot of the show. You don't have to have good. You don't need. Need to excuse this. We're in 8 and 9. Just give him the end.

[Shannon]

Was it Jim Sharp that had to tell him?

[Brady Bogan]

He had to tell him. Put glasses on because his eyes were disgusting.

[Shannon]

Can't stare at the crab.

[Brady Bogan]

I've said this before, but he's got. He had two living things behind his eye. Skin. Where his eyes were. Skin grew over. And there was like a tentacle in there trying to.

[Shannon]

Crabs. They're crab eyes.

[Brady Bogan]

It was Jacob's ladder. It's gross. And it was inside there. There was a. It looked like something trying to escape. Sheets. Man.

[Dick Toledo]

I'd love to see the public file of that radio station. Because you had to file all the stuff that you did for. For him.

[Brady Bogan]

Him a lot. And then. But there was hair growing off of the skin that was grown over where his eye used to be.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, come on.

[Brady Bogan]

His eyes were pried out like they'd been melon scooped. Yeah. I remember you saying a weird. And then like a weird membrane grew over all this. But they didn't take out all the eye controllers.

[Shannon]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Like two little joysticks were still in there. Like, hoping eyes were involved. And I don't know what that is, but they were like fingers. And they would lean up against that thin membrane that was between his unblinkable eyes.

[John Holmberg]

It's like the thumb controls on a PlayStation.

[Brady Bogan]

It was baby ones. It was like antenna almost. And they were like, please help. I think his eyes were behind that membrane. They were just moving around. And then hair was growing out of that membrane and he'd have to trim it now and again because it wasn't, you know, when you find a weird long hair hanging out of a mole, now imagine that you're out of your eye and it's just they were long sometimes. Jason, time to trim your eyes. Fisher Tools has been the Valley's trusted source for professional grade tools for over 60 years. Family owned for three generations, they offer the largest selection of power tools from Milwaukee, Makita, DeWalt and more. They also specialize in tool repair, including hydraulics like Burndy and commercial electric contractor tools, as well as having a state of the art on site glove testing facility. Visit Fisher Tools in store or online at Fisher Tools and use promo code KUPD for 10% off your order. Fisher Tools brands, you know, service you trust. All right, HMS Podcast time again. It'll let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Felt Face performing.

[Brett Fessley]

Just Google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one.

[Brady Bogan]

And downtown at Standup Live, the very first funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here from the morning sickness and it's time to talk about turf monsters, the people who are resurrecting my backyard. Turf is the way to go. No more dirt and mud tracked all over my house by my dogs. The turf is pet safe, easy to clean, and it's amazing. And they don't stop there. I got a basketball court going in my backyard and a putting green. They found an amazing place for this design. Turf Monsters AZ is where you need to go to renovate your backyard space. Use homework and get 10 off the whole deal. How about that? Turf monstersaz.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[Shannon]

I wonder if macho went to town on that.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, God. Stop licking where my eyes should be. Ah. Anyway, yeah, I took money from him, but he was a jerk. And I know you're not supposed to say that about cancer Victims whose eyes and bodies have been ravaged by the disease. But you know what? You can still be nice. Jason was awful. And at first it was, you know, all right, he's had a tough go, but after a while, he's just a C word.

[John Holmberg]

And not cancer.

[Brady Bogan]

You want to be treated like everybody else, and I was doing it. Actually, that's not true because everybody else would have seen me take that 20. Look, the kid would break the $10 barrier at Taco Bell by himself in the 90s, which was nearly impossible. You had to order 40 things to get to 10 bucks at Taco Bell. He was knocking that out like nobody's business. It was my job to siphon through it all and find my one thing. Don't touch the churros. You got six orders of churro.

[Shannon]

Those little screech into the Velcro wall.

[Brady Bogan]

This twist. Yeah. God damn Jason.

[Dick Toledo]

Please, God. Holmberg, I'm in traffic. Stop describing your intern.

[Brady Bogan]

It was Jim Sharp's intern, and Jim Sharp is the nicest man in the world and still didn't want him around. Maybe you should hang out with John more. My favorite thing to do with Jason was he would sit in my production office and I had double doors and if anybody came in, I'd leave him in there with Jason. Colin used to go in there and go, shhhh. Like, don't let him know I'm in here. And somebody just come in? Nah, they started to, but then they left. Ah, was it because of me? No, Jason, don't worry about it. And Colin would stand there and I'm like, I'll be self conscious. Yes. He couldn't see people's reactions to him, which were always Nosferatu. He could hear that. Was that about me? No. People are watching Nosferatu in there. That movie seems to be running on a loop. Yeah, you should really hear it. Anyway, so I'd leave Colin in there with him the whole time just to. So he thought he was alone in a room and we could hear his inner thoughts, which, ah. He'd be like, nacho is a yellow Labrador. And he'd talk to the dog all weird and Colin would everything he could not to laugh. Yellow Labrador. Good boy, Natal.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry for the dog, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that dog stunk so bad. But the dog ended up with a happy life. At the end, after he started biting Jason.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's why he got rid of him.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, he attacked Jason a couple of times. He. He was like me. He had it. I was gonna bite him. I almost bit him A couple times because you're too. Ow. Why'd you do that? I don't know. Something about I just want to kill you.

[Shannon]

He was dripping with Taco Bell.

[Brady Bogan]

It was covered in churro dust and delicious beans. Oh, that kid. People called me. It's like Jason died and I'm like, oh, okay. No, I'm not sad. You're gonna go to the funeral. Absolutely not. Why would I do that?

[John Holmberg]

Should threw a 10 in the. In the coffin.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, good. You know what? I'll find his grave and I'll lay a 10. Hurry up. We'll go even on that. There's a 10 in there. There's also a 20. You dumb son of a. That's mine. And I kept it for gas. I was broke. Come on. God damn it. Kyle says. So you're saying between cancer and Jason, Jason was the C word? Yeah. You nailed it, Kyle. That's it. Sorry. I digress. Don't name your dog Raven. Moral of the story. Before Brett made me defend myself against stealing from the blind, which I've only done once. Like you wouldn't have. And trust me, I'd never give the prick a rhyme. Wow. There's the other thing you would have out of guilt.

[John Holmberg]

No way.

[Brady Bogan]

You see him tapping around, you would have. You couldn't help it, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

Nope. No, because I knew there'd be some sucker like you walking by later. So I'd be like, have had a pal. He ain't gonna see me tiptoeing by him anyway, so I'm good.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, man. I'll tell the story again. We used to leave him in that studio. I want to go in the air for a while. It's two in the morning, like, okay, okay. And me and my buddy Colin would go to like IHOP was open all night. Or just drive around and listen to Jason fumble through the. And all. You'd hear. And that. Best one ever. He did a phone call and he. It was all on tape and he hit the button and you could hear. He never got it right. So it would go. When I went five, the Zone guy's like, hey, man, that girl that's on before you. Laura? Yeah. Was she hot? I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? You saw her like five minutes ago. I don't have any eyes. How did I get at your house? Hold on. I don't have any eyes. What do you mean? I had cancer as a baby and my eyes fell out. Jesus. I'm sorry.

[Brett Fessley]

What a 15.

[Brady Bogan]

The zone DZ. You're not to be last. Make me start playing live or something. And Colin and I pulled over on the i10 laughing like, why would he do that? She got a sexy voice. You should know. I don't know. I don't have any eyes. Then he told me a story about his. How the medicine. When he had the baby cancer after they pried his eyes out and the medicine made it so I'll never have more than an infant's penis. What? I kind of want to see that. So do I. So it stunted his growth too. His genitals would never develop. So he had a baby pee pee. I never got micro. It wasn't a micro. It was a baby's pee pee. It's less than micro. It was an infant's genitals.

[Shannon]

Is there less than micro?

[Brady Bogan]

Infant genitals micro. You get a little bit of man girth on that. And that's just a little bit like that thing we saw yesterday on that lady. Yeah, the big lady button. She's a Hermes. That would be like a micro penis on a mirror, man. I think micro is anything under 3 inches his. Have you seen a baby's penis? It's. It's. It's a.

[Dick Toledo]

And that was worst question on the show ever.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody's just getting in the car right now.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, my God.

[Shannon]

I look at him all the time.

[Brady Bogan]

Horrible introduction. We've all accidentally. Have you ever seen a baby? Have you ever, as a man, seen.

[John Holmberg]

A baby's seen a grow man naked?

[Brady Bogan]

Might be. It's truly might be. Although Phil says, I just turned the radio on and the first thing I said I heard was cancer is the victim here. Have you though answer honestly? Yeah, of course. Yeah. You saw your son's wiener when it was a baby. Now imagine it never grew and. But the body did.

[Dick Toledo]

Oof.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a belly button.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, it's an Audi for sure.

[Brett Fessley]

Barely.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but I wanted to see it because the balls. When he told me he had an infant. He had infant genitalia. Like, it's hard not to go take your pants off. He'd never seen it either, though.

[Shannon]

And he had a girlfriend.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think they were getting it on.

[Dick Toledo]

John Brady's never wanted to yell time.

[Brady Bogan]

More in his life than right now. That's enough. And yes, I've seen an infant boy's wiener. I had him wrestle in my house. Yeah, that. We should just. You know what? That's Memorial Day we end on. Have you ever seen an infant's penis? Good night, folks. Larry's coming up in a minute. Anyway, it's time for Brady to give you the news. He knows. How did we get off on that? Guy's dog's name is Raven. All I was trying to do is share a story about my eyeless infant penis. Intern. Well, you get. Here's another thing. Qualified to do Raiders video. They put him on the air. We had to put Braille on.

[John Holmberg]

I was gonna say. How did he hit every.

[Brady Bogan]

He did.

[John Holmberg]

So the keyboards were braille and everything, or.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you really CDs at that time.

[Dick Toledo]

Engineer put Braille on the board.

[Brady Bogan]

Engineer. No, me, Kevin Manion, and a couple other people. Words on there. I didn't know what I was doing. It was. It was one of those twisty things that you make, like label maker. But it was for Braille. Yeah. And it had the letter. And you would just click it out. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

And you crimp it.

[Brady Bogan]

And then it would. And then you'd put the tape on. Whatever you need. So everything was covered in braille stickers. And he's just feeling everything and making that noise he made. And then he would go. And then it's like, all right, you got to go find the music. I can't find it because I have. So we'd have to pull all of his CDs, and then he'd touch him to feel which ones he needed to play.

[John Holmberg]

So you got to Braille.

[Brady Bogan]

Each cd, every CD had Braille on it. On the. On the. Because in radio, they were in little cartridges, so the CDs were in these little cases. And then. Yeah, then they had to do a special printout of the music log and commercials. All braille.

[Shannon]

Oh, what a.

[Brady Bogan]

Just for him to do two hours a night and the whole time. 115 the zone, Mr. Jones. 115 the zone. I'm sorry. And he was just. It was constant. The on air nightmare was.

[Dick Toledo]

It may sound obvious, but I do not like the DEI version of the morning sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

Look, I've learned my lesson. At any time anybody said, hey, I want to be your intern. I'm like, all right, let's start easy. Where are you going to school? Arizona State. Do you have eyes? What does that mean? Do you have eyeballs in your head that currently function? We mean, like, wear glasses. All right, do you have eyes or not? Of course I have eyes. All right, good. You're qualified. You're qualified for a Braille. Up the whole goddamn building.

[Shannon]

No blinds.

[Brady Bogan]

Guys asked me if I had eyeballs. What the hell? And then I'd have to explain that later. You Ever seen a baby's penis? It's not the penis so much. It's the balls. Those never. No. No it isn't it. They never developed. I wanted to see that on a body.

[Shannon]

The Nirvana cover album cover on a grown up. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And even that kid. Kid's penis was probably bigger than Jason's because Jason got that baby cancer like pretty immediate. The parents put him through all that. Kept it. I'd have to Toledo's dad had that thing in a heartbeat. I'd have put that in a sack like a barn cat. Anyway, it's time for Brady to give you the news. Sorry we're late now. It's my fault. It's brought to you by All Pro Shade Concepts. If you want some shade in your backyard, you need shade somewhere. They're the people that do it. Check out allprochade.com and get some of that shade in your yard and a place and you will have an outdoor room that feels like an indoor room because they can drop that temperature up to 20 degrees with what they do and block 95% of the sun's UV rays. It's great stuff. Make your patio even better. AllProchade.com Brady Report it good Thursday morning to you Phoenix. Hello world. Hi Happy.

[Shannon]

Buy a musical instrument.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Shannon]

Couple of basis fun facts. The original voice of Snow White was Adriana Castellotti. She was not credited for the role because Disney had a rule at the time where voice actors weren't credited in an animated movie to preserve the magic.

[Brady Bogan]

So people were buying it just as long as they didn't have credit the.

[Shannon]

Voice over and they wouldn't put their name.

[Brady Bogan]

Pretty sure that was written real.

[Shannon]

She was paid $970 for the movie, which was about $22,000 in today's money. And she didn't have any notable roles afterward, mostly because Disney was blocking her from doing anything so audiences wouldn't recognize her voice.

[Brady Bogan]

Interesting. By the way, Winston, a former friend of mine. Former? Yeah, because he just text over he's changed the name of that dog to rape and Ben Roethlisberger. That's not funny at all. I hope you have a baby penis.

[Shannon]

Suge Knight played in two games in the NFL for the Los Angeles Rams in 1987. He was a defensive end wound up with zero stats, no tackle sacks or anything else.

[Brady Bogan]

That was in the documentary.

[Shannon]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

That he was a miss that one of the Rams.

[Shannon]

This one we've heard before. But Saddam Hussein use Whitney Houston's I will always love you as his campaign election election song in 2002. Saddam Hussein.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, oh, oh, okay.

[Shannon]

And it worked out probably one of the best uses of a song because he won 100% of the vote.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Shocking. Gotta be in the music.

[Brady Bogan]

He was hell of a campaigner.

[Shannon]

There's a new trend right now that it's. It's not Crocs. Croc boots. People are wearing soccer cleats, not just.

[Brady Bogan]

Wearing everyday shoes around the house and stuff.

[Shannon]

Yeah, the click clicky ones. The Astroturf. They. They showed a couple of pictures. It's like, ridiculous. Ridiculous.

[John Holmberg]

Just hang yourself.

[Shannon]

And I think you would slip on a couple of surfaces.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, yeah, we've got concrete floors here.

[Shannon]

But evidently it's catching on.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's not. It's a bunch of jackasses.

[John Holmberg]

Just hang yourself.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a bunch of.

[Dick Toledo]

Just because it made the Internet.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a bunch of man buns. It's people who look like if vape pens came to life.

[Shannon]

So you can see this?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you can actually see them. Like you are a human vape pen. You're annoying. You have a craft beer in your hand and a vape pen in your pocket. I know it.

[Shannon]

It's a Mead.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

At A news anchor in Schenectady, New York, named Olivia Jackwith went into labor just before her morning newscast yesterday. Broke Water at 4:15am and she remained on the air for about 90 minutes. And the baby crowned. No, Jesus. Nothing happened. She had that. The contract. The contractions weren't close enough together.

[Brady Bogan]

That's not how you say contraction.

[Dick Toledo]

Please say the full word.

[Brady Bogan]

You, sir, say that wrong. You say a lot of words wrong, but that's the one I need you to stop saying immediately.

[Dick Toledo]

I've been waiting for these texts to start coming in.

[Brady Bogan]

Boy.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, guys, if you want to see a baby dick, just ask my friend Josh Camden to see his.

[Brady Bogan]

If you could eat Josh. I don't want to. I don't want to. Out Josh Camden and his baby dick. But since they've look Josh Camden's fire over a photo of that thing. It's okay to see a baby dick if it's attached to a guy who's old.

[Dick Toledo]

Another one. Stephen Lewis. He's got a baby dick.

[Shannon]

Sorry, Steven.

[John Holmberg]

Calling everybody out.

[Brady Bogan]

So I don't know what you were just talking about, but it's time for me to report. First thing I heard when I got in the car, which was my intern with a baby penis and no eyes. First words I hear. Sorry about that, Max.

[Shannon]

A study in the Journal of Food and Function found That adding a banana can decrease your smoothies nutritional value because it prevents your body from absorbing a type of antioxidant called flavonoids.

[Dick Toledo]

What was that?

[Shannon]

It's flavonols.

[Brady Bogan]

Huh?

[Shannon]

Flavonoids.

[Brady Bogan]

Flavonols.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Give it to John.

[John Holmberg]

Here we go.

[Brady Bogan]

I know, he's right. With flavanols.

[Shannon]

Is that a word? Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

The first four weren't. And then that last one, he nailed it.

[Shannon]

Yeah, I went flavonoi, but it's flavonoids.

[Dick Toledo]

Domino's Pizza guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. To avoid the flavonoid.

[John Holmberg]

Nailed it.

[Shannon]

Nailed it.

[Brady Bogan]

Correct.

[Shannon]

A specific enzyme in bananas called ppo. That's short for polyphenol phenol oxides.

[Brady Bogan]

Why are you telling us this?

[Shannon]

Because it cancels out. If you have berries in your smoothie and you add a banana, it blocks the berries.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

It's against fruit.

[Brady Bogan]

He's in his fruit fight. Fruit fight.

[Shannon]

Eat the banana. Separate. Don't put it in your smoothie.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, don't do that. Yeah. And by the way, better in a smoothie is some of that Brady sauce. I think. All right. Great for a fruit flower. I brought bananas and apples. The world's worst inventions. Whatever German scientist came up with this nonsense should be killed. Ralphie, they heard me. Jesus.

[Shannon]

But you get the full nutrition in a banana milkshake.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right, a banana milkshake. Hold the bananas, add more vanilla. Bananas are hot. Garbage. The prick who invented the goji berry. I hope you get Jason Kth.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, what about acai?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what that is. If you can't say it, you can't eat it. Acai. You at the barbecue. Throw that away. Brady. I love it when you do a fruit fight.

[Shannon]

Enjoy grilling up there.

[Brady Bogan]

We're gonna grill for Memorial Day. I'm with them all. It's not Memorial Day up here. They're with me.

[Shannon]

It's a party.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a party. We're just having regular old day up here. Everybody's dead. So it's a memorial Thursday in heaven. It's always Memorial Oreos. All right, I gotta go fruit fry.

[Shannon]

This 26 year old dude from China finally went into a hot into the hospital after having a cough continuous for over a week.

[Brady Bogan]

Wait a minute. Brody. A Chinaman with a cough for a week? Guess what, folks? Put your masks back on.

[Dick Toledo]

Fauci said he's fine.

[Brady Bogan]

These coming over here? Yeah. Fauci gave us the okay, which means it's driving trouble.

[Shannon]

They looked at him. They treated him for something similar to Covid or pneumonia. Similar symptoms. So they gave him antibiotics. Didn't work, comes back in.

[Brady Bogan]

Burn him.

[Shannon]

They figured out he was diagnosed with parrot chlamydia inhaling chicken poop.

[Brady Bogan]

What?

[Shannon]

He worked at an area that had a farm. The chicken poop was there and he inhaled the fumes from the.

[Brady Bogan]

Wouldn't that happen to everybody at Tyson Chicken?

[Dick Toledo]

Hickman's.

[Brady Bogan]

Local Hickman's. Yeah, everybody.

[Shannon]

Well, this guy inhaled it, got it deep enough in the lungs.

[Brady Bogan]

Chinese doctors are liars.

[Shannon]

Parrot chlamydia.

[Brady Bogan]

He too close to a chicken. Only man on the planet have this. He's not a. From one of our labs. Leave us be. Parrot chlamydia?

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You gotta have a better name than that.

[Shannon]

Polywan.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't. Yeah, all right. You send him spinning. And by the way, if you're gonna do the pair, commit to it. That just sounded like a guy in a drive through.

[Shannon]

I don't want to crank it.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that's. It's worse.

[Dick Toledo]

Workshop it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. Practice in the halls.

[John Holmberg]

Let's pull a chat. GPT. Let's get out of here.

[Brady Bogan]

It's time to go.

[Shannon]

England has rolled out the first ever gonorrhea vaccine.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, good.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, we can stop it before it gets there.

[Shannon]

Well, it's got right now a 30 to 40%. It's effective. 30, 40.

[Brady Bogan]

Terrible.

[Shannon]

Yeah, that's not really. But it's better than nothing.

[Brady Bogan]

Reporting it.

[Dick Toledo]

Not necessarily.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a terrible success rate. Like baseball numbers.

[Shannon]

Excited about it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You're telling us about it.

[Shannon]

There are more than 85,000 cases in 2023.

[Brady Bogan]

We don't have to use rubbers. I'm 30% protected.

[Shannon]

Yeah. They said it is mainly focusing on gay and bisexual men with a history of multiple sexual partners.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[Shannon]

They get the STIs.

[Brady Bogan]

There's another one. One? The boy. They got those HIV blockers a year, basically, that die. Yeah, no kidding. Not here. Like all over. Oh, no way. Not just. That's. That's like dirty gonorrhea all over the place. 100,000 people dying in England.

[Shannon]

Cases that don't die. It's just 100,000 cases.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's not. Yeah, gonorrhea. You can. That's nothing. Again. And that's what they're saying it up.

[Shannon]

You know, it's a. When you go around, it doesn't have symptoms for a long time.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not taking some RFK vaccine for gonorrhea if it's only 30% effective. When there's a cure for it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I would get on the 30% success rate in vaccines. Make sure your gonorrhea doesn't climb up into your eyes like Jason.

[Shannon]

This 29 year old man from Vancouver, British Columbia had to be rescued the other day after his. He jumped off a bridge on a dare and got stranded on the side of the river. Someone called it in. They threw him a life jacket. Then the coast guard was able to scramble in there close enough to pick him up. Paramedics took him to a hospital. The cops talked to him thinking he might have what he's trying to do. And he said, I just jumped off. Off the bridge on a dare. It was high enough where it could have died. And he's like, yeah, but I was on meth and I don't know. I'll take.

[John Holmberg]

Makes everything all better.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. So you just told Ms. Method meth everybody ever everybody now on meth. Just learned from Brady that you can survive Great Falls.

[Shannon]

You can do some spectacular dares.

[Brady Bogan]

And I for one encourage you to try.

[Dick Toledo]

Did you see the dude that got caught by the Golden Gate?

[Brady Bogan]

Ned? I love that stuff. And then they.

[Dick Toledo]

They proceeded to charge him 20 grand for the rest.

[Brady Bogan]

You thought you had problems before. Exactly. He's gonna jump again. Now he's got $20,000 in debt because he didn't kill.

[Dick Toledo]

Go to the Bay Bridge. They don't have nets on that one.

[John Holmberg]

No problem.

[Brady Bogan]

I just go to Oakland and stand there. They'll get you. There's one word you can use in Oakland that'll guarantee your suicide. Oh, God. Yeah. Guaranteed.

[Dick Toledo]

Right around the coliseum.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's go hang around where warriors used to play and just utter it.

[John Holmberg]

I saw that in Kentucky Fried movie once.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes, exactly. That's the one. It's a quick. You don't have to do any of the work or worry about nets saving your ass. It's over.

[Shannon]

Here's a guy that is in the Guinness world record for the third time. Abdul Faza, Sabre Makhtari. It's 54 years old.

[Brady Bogan]

Old.

[Shannon]

Set the record for most spoons balanced on a body. 85. He did it in 2021. And now he broke his own record with 88 spoons on his body.

[Brady Bogan]

By the way, I just got word we've been.

[Shannon]

Stick to him. He's got a sticky body.

[Brady Bogan]

Breaking news, Brady. Yeah, and I didn't want to. I didn't want to crush your. Your groove there. They call me that.

[Dick Toledo]

And he was on a roll, man.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

Up tombstone tactical.com Holmberg's morning sickness that all that advertising we're doing for Jeff Ross and all, he got sick. He's. So if you had Jeff Ross tickets for the weekend. Yeah, he's not gonna make it.

[Dick Toledo]

That post I made yesterday, Forget it.

[Brady Bogan]

Worst part about that is he was here for Matt Komen's birthday. The guy who owns the club that was. There was a big party and like a thing and then Jeff Ross and a bunch of us were gonna like do like a performance for him and then Jeff was gonna do his show and now it's just Flip Orly.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, wait, why you gotta undersell Flip?

[Brady Bogan]

Cause Flip's not Jeff Ross. He knows. Well, that stinks. Anyway, so if he had Jeff Ross tickets, he's sick, so he's not gonna make it. You gotta contact the club, figure out.

[Dick Toledo]

Kudos to Flip for being available one day.

[Brady Bogan]

It noticed Flip's always available and he'll climb in his 1979 F150 and he'll drive all the way from New Orleans to here in a day. Flip's the man. But I mean, Jeff Ross, that's a good get the roastmaster for your birthday.

[Shannon]

Anyway, now you can get hypnotized.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I mean, Flip's still a great.

[Dick Toledo]

Show, but he'll hypnotize you to think you're watching Jeff Ross.

[Brady Bogan]

There you go. I'll stand next to him and make funny faces and you'll think it's Jeff.

[Shannon]

Frost, maybe do a roast battle.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that wouldn't be a bad idea to roast the hypnotized people. All right. Bull fighting texters.

[Dick Toledo]

Real quick. Dexter says. Hey, guys, you realize Brady just did that story about the dude balancing spoons. He knows the spoons are empty, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they are that guy. Watch this.

[Steph Tolev]

Now balance.

[Shannon]

Yeah, you don't have the first one didn't come up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I got it. Here we go. Oh, no, it's the middle.

[Shannon]

This velociraptor.

[Brady Bogan]

What the hell is that? AI, this isn't real, is it?

[Shannon]

No, it's real.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay? It's a beauty pageant. And the little girl is just legs and a torso and huge cans. Yeah, she has. No. No arms. Right. How are you going to give her this trophy? Where's she going to put it? One leg. She does have one leg.

[Dick Toledo]

One prosthetic.

[Brady Bogan]

She's a leg, a set of ribs, and some fake cans.

[Dick Toledo]

And that's a trophy, not the prosthetic.

[Brady Bogan]

They have the nerve to have a ribbon and a trophy they're trying to hand her and she doesn't have hands. Hands.

[Shannon]

He just places it on the stage.

[Brady Bogan]

Put it on her head.

[Dick Toledo]

She's got a collar bone and a.

[Shannon]

Rack and that's it.

[Brady Bogan]

Collar bone, boobs, couple ribs, set of hips and a leg.

[John Holmberg]

Got on a Brady's algorithm on my phone. Cuz this stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

If she was.

[Dick Toledo]

You're real close, though.

[John Holmberg]

No, they send that stuff to me.

[Brady Bogan]

If she was, I would go to that pageant. Absolutely. I would go to that porn site. Oh, somebody has to dress it up sexy and tell her to enter this. Well, what's the. What did the losers look like? She's getting a trophy. How bad was the competition if a leg, a set of hips and some boobs won? Well, that was the strangest thing I've ever seen. What was that like the Chernobyl pageant?

[Dick Toledo]

That's what I. Oh, I didn't think about that. That had to been what it is.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, go ahead.

[John Holmberg]

One with no legs and arms later. Don't worry.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, boy.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, great.

[Brady Bogan]

The runner up. She's the runner up.

[Shannon]

Got another bull fight accident.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay? Bull breaks out of the pen, nobody's on it. There's a matador out in the ring, and this is a very poor person's ring. Oh, Jesus. It attacks the horse. It's goring the horse.

[Shannon]

Yeah, and it.

[Brady Bogan]

Now what's there a horse out there for anyway?

[John Holmberg]

That's the. The lasso guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he's going to lasso. Well, the horse didn't see that coming. And then he lands on the guy. That was the horse. Lands on its and drags and it's Ryder. And he still tagged it the horse this. His horse is like, f this, I'm out. I guarantee you the announcer's like, hey, folks, don't say you ever didn't get your money's worth, cuz. And the whole time, the music won't stop. Yeah. No, they can't see it. That's their job.

[John Holmberg]

Can't see over the tuba.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, Joe, guys, no matter what happens, and I mean death, dismember, equine disease, you guys don't stop playing. It's like the Titanic.

[John Holmberg]

We're not paying you.

[Brady Bogan]

We're not paying you to watch. You guys are gonna face the other way. And tutti tuba. He does like or I killed you guys keep playing. All hell have broken loose. Oh, pinch a horse and a one, too. Pinch a bull. Pinch, pinch everyone. I think I'm getting away with one there.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, God.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Then I don't know the word. I think it means cute.

[Shannon]

The last one is a little OSHA video.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, boy. This is construction tobacco digging under a building. They're. They're like putting a basement in or something. And they've gone under the foundation of an existing building. And it's not a small one. That's about a four foot foundational concrete slab. Oh, my God. And it just killed every worker there. Oh, shoes.

[John Holmberg]

That's not on a Dan Holberg.

[Brady Bogan]

No, and I'll tell you, it's not in America either, because immediately a moped is revealed. So someplace. The last little. Yeah, a little extra. That's a Toledo. Travel sounds well.

[Dick Toledo]

Getting their laundry done.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a clean. They could be building your hotel room. Yeah. Bikes. You're not going back there this year, are you? No. Yeah, Next year you're going again. Are you planning it? You're not.

[Dick Toledo]

No, we're doing Europe, I think next year.

[Brady Bogan]

What? That's where the first world is. I know, huh? The old world, in fact.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

What parts of Europe? Estonia and Croatia. I am one of the worst ones.

[John Holmberg]

You should go to Djibouti and do like, that's what, you know, meet some.

[Brady Bogan]

For us, Paula. The Toledo haters dying for him to go live stuff in Cameroon and Djibouti.

[John Holmberg]

We'll get number 1 1.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll tell you this right now. If you want to go to Djibouti, we'll pay for it in. Okay, done. You can't take the family, though. Just you on a solo trip to Djibouti.

[Dick Toledo]

Can't take one. Can't take my kid.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I'll buy You mosquito netting some off. Bring some KUPD shirts over there and celebrate being number two in Djibouti.

[John Holmberg]

And bring our jerseys, too.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, you can drop the jersey, deliver them.

[Dick Toledo]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

It's charity.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm in.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a good idea. All right, Brett, what do you got that sound year?

[Dick Toledo]

That's Paul original.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Paula's thrilled of the. Just thinking of you. Boarding now boarding for Djibouti. And there's one dude at the airport, and it's you. All right.

[Brett Fessley]

What?

[John Holmberg]

Here's a little fight. Little street fight.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, geez.

[John Holmberg]

He's got to clean.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

He edits.

[Brady Bogan]

It's in the crosswalk guy. Just now. They're just following him around a lot of crosswalks, wherever they are. This is the third one. Oh. Knocked him out in the. Oh, Jesus. He's laying in the road, knocked out after the fight, and a car just runs over him. Didn't see that one. Oh, I didn't know that was happen.

[Shannon]

What is funny about that?

[John Holmberg]

The expressions in the room.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady's offended. The element of surprise. I was laughing. What's funny about it is. Damn that. Oh, the element of surprise will always make I believe.

[Dick Toledo]

Could we have played N word or F word with that one?

[Brady Bogan]

I'll tell you this. What's funny about it is it's not me. Immediately funnier than it would have been.

[John Holmberg]

This. I think this one's AI, so I'm not going to.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, next. Yeah, there you go. Oh, there's an arm. Oh, dude. His arms and legs have been cut off recently. There. They're laying next to him, and he's got something. Oh, my God. Yeah, the. The. Just below the knee. That leg isn't all the way chopped off yet. What did he do wrong?

[John Holmberg]

Don't know. Don't have the story.

[Brady Bogan]

In what nation is this?

[Shannon]

It's amazing how.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. Oh, his legs are hanging by skin. Oh, my God.

[Shannon]

A lot more blood.

[Brady Bogan]

I think his body's in shock. And I showed this to the leader of that nation. They said, what are you going do to do about it? What's going on? A lot of bad things happened there. A lot. And wherever that is, Toledo will find it. Toledo will travel to that place and find out what went.

[Dick Toledo]

No, sir, not that.

[Brady Bogan]

Nope. You're gonna do it whether you think you are or not.

[Dick Toledo]

Damn it.

[Brady Bogan]

It's called Toledo's vacation.

[John Holmberg]

There's a fight for you.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Another street fighter who just reaches over a bar and decks a guy. He throws another. Oh, he comes after him. NASA he ain't done. He's got a NASA. I think that's Neil DeGrasse Tyson. He's in a NASA shirt. Oh, he is unloading. And he had just two. A tongue of Eyoda, that guy. And now he's dropping the whole street. Another guy just.

[John Holmberg]

The comments are hilarious.

[Brady Bogan]

Both of them. Another guy comes up, tries to attack him.

[Shannon]

Both of them, though.

[Brady Bogan]

He is beating up everyone. He drove both of them. And then he takes his bike.

[Shannon]

And I smoke was.

[Brady Bogan]

The guy's smoking weed while he watches. And he's sure to get his spliff in the camera shot. Pretty solid.

[Shannon]

Thank you. Roll Jack J.

[Brady Bogan]

He's trying to roll star.

[John Holmberg]

And then we'll just.

[Brady Bogan]

Good stuff.

[John Holmberg]

I. I feel sorry for this woman.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Oh, boy. All right.

[Steph Tolev]

Can you straighten the bed?

[Brady Bogan]

It's a big fat lady. It's kind of silhouetted with a skinny lady. This bed is covered in blood stained stains.

[John Holmberg]

I think that's the El Cortez they're making.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. And then Lizzo shoves this little girl up on the bed. Oh, my God. Oh, she lays on top of the little one and just starts rolling around on her. There's a bigger one. There's a bigger lady in the room. They're rag dolling this little tiny white lady. Those have to be Triple Z breasts. Lizzo gets on top of the white lady and starts to suffocate her with her. With her humongous boobs. Oh, my God. I've never seen breasts like this. She is gonna kill, kill that poor woman. This is the worst episode of How I Met yout Mother Ever. Allison Hannigan is in trouble. And then this. The even bigger boobs on a bigger woman.

[Shannon]

My 600 pound, 600 pound breast.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, she took him out of the bra. That can't be a good smell.

[Shannon]

Nice motorbike.

[Brady Bogan]

I hope this is brought to you by Lume because the stink in that room with those boobs exposed, it's like going through a car wash of breasts. Oh, those things have to weigh 40 pounds each. They got her top off somehow. Now they're just hitting her with their huge boot. They're lifting them up and dropping them like sacks of sand. She can't take it. Ribs are broken. Now they're turning her over. She's not gonna get those off her face. She can't breathe. She's wrapping them. She's tying her boobs to her legs. She's got her in some sort of a hole that can't be described as anything more than illegal. In every single UFC fight ever. Oh, my God. What did this white woman do to deserve this? Oh, my God. Why am I so hard? These are the biggest breasts I've ever seen. They're the size of fifth graders. Each one. Oh, she's, she's. She's passing out. It's Sarah Sherman from Saturday Night Live Life. She's. Oh, she's being molested by these breasts fit all the way around her head.

[Brett Fessley]

I've never.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, she looks horrified. She's got momentum. A little inertia. Oh, my God. Elizabeth Smart didn't go through so much pain. JonBenet had it easy. She got her between her thighs. Oh my. She's dead. Dead. She's completely dead. Oh, my God. All right.

[John Holmberg]

There, we'll end.

[Brady Bogan]

That was amazing.

[John Holmberg]

Something I've never seen before.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't think that existed. Oh, my God. Martin Luther King had a dream, and I think that was part of it because that was whites and blacks playing together in ways we never could have imagined back in the 60s. There you go, everybody. That is your Brady Report. And I'm confused.

[Brett Fessley]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett Fessley]

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[Brady Bogan]

Look everybody, Steph Tolev is here and at Desert Ridge Improv tonight. And then you're gonna scooch over to the Tempe Improv all weekend long. And this is the last time we're gonna see you.

[Steph Tolev]

It might be.

[Brady Bogan]

Not because of our personalities.

[Steph Tolev]

Well, are you sure about that?

[Brady Bogan]

Because you have a Netflix special, which means you could very well erupt in the next couple of months. We're hoping never do morning radio again.

[Steph Tolev]

That's exactly why I did this.

[Brady Bogan]

The dream is alive.

[Steph Tolev]

The dream. That's why I got the special. Mainly so I know how to see you too.

[Brady Bogan]

Do with us. It's all radio. All radio across. Sure.

[Steph Tolev]

The nation. All radio.

[Brady Bogan]

It does stink.

[Steph Tolev]

It's. I mean, this was bad. This was 8:30. Yeah, that's 6:30 in the morning.

[Brady Bogan]

They make you get up earlier, stupid. And you can't say no.

[Steph Tolev]

I can say no. I've said no. You get upset. You know my tickets. Until the special comes out. We ain't selling out yet. So if you're. If you're in Arizona this weekend, make.

[Brady Bogan]

The drive next time because this interaction is so artificial. Official. Then you'll say, would you want to do John show with Brady next? And you'd be like, are we sold out? And they'll say, yep. And they're like, absolutely not.

[Steph Tolev]

Absolutely not.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Back to sleep. This has nothing to do with our interaction.

[Steph Tolev]

Nothing at all.

[Brady Bogan]

Steph is. Got her. It's the 24th, you say of June. Yeah.

[Steph Tolev]

Y.

[Brady Bogan]

And it's on Netflix. How in the world does this affect you as it builds up? Do you have to be careful? Not, like, getting too many ducks in a row?

[Steph Tolev]

I mean, I have had diarrhea for every single day since.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no. I asked you about your special.

[Steph Tolev]

No. Yeah, I've gone on pretty much every podcast you can think of. I'm in Austin to do that podcast run.

[Brady Bogan]

Nice.

[Steph Tolev]

I've done a lot as much press. I've done some stuff with porn stars. I'm doing some collabs with. Go on with Brian. Yeah, I knew you'd perk up.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I was just curious.

[Brett Fessley]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

No, you're the one who brought it up.

[Steph Tolev]

Well, I just did the AVN Porn Awards.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm the pervert.

[Steph Tolev]

Well, I can't believe you didn't know that.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm surprised you didn't know. I have a tape, though.

[Steph Tolev]

So I got in contact with, like, browsers, and they have, like, a big, big following. And I've been doing some, like, collabs with some porn stars.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you do as a collab with a porn star?

[Steph Tolev]

I do these, like, fake jokes where I. I act like it's going to be dirty and then it's not.

[Brady Bogan]

Ah.

[Steph Tolev]

So, like, my first one I ever did that went viral was this girl, Samantha Mack, and she's got, you know, big old juicers. I'm not sure what I say on the radio here.

[Brady Bogan]

Juicers is good.

[Steph Tolev]

Okay. Juicers. I feel like I'm allowed big old gazongas. And I, like, I jokingly went to her door with a pizza. I'm like, did somebody order pizza? And she's like, no, you have the wrong address. I go, pardon me. And then I walked away. And she comes out, like, full lingerie.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Steph Tolev]

So it's like a spin on, like, like, classic porn tropes. And I just turned around instead of.

[Brady Bogan]

Having a dude with this dick.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was me with a fake mustache. Oh, sorry. Google sent me the wrong house. And then I walk away. It's stupid, but, like, they was like, it's funny. So I was just doing those with them and I'm doing, like, whatever.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Steph Tolev]

I have a lot of, like, backstage promo that my boyfriend did a bunch of interviews with people as they came into the special, so I didn't post that stuff. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So when your porn collabs, are you doing anything where, like, a girl stuck in a washer or step dad?

[Steph Tolev]

I'm not that. Yeah. I've done stepdad once, but I'm not like, wow. You Mr. Knows the categories.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm a writer. I write for a lot of things.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You give them their.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm a reviewer. I'm like the Siskel and Ebert. A lot of thumbs in or thumbs out. He dicks up. Yeah. Which is weird. But I can show you I'm good.

[Steph Tolev]

I can picture it stubby.

[Brady Bogan]

One of them. Yeah. One is malformed. The other's pretty normal. Yeah, there's that. I'm not going to lie. That broccoli one is off for sure.

[Steph Tolev]

It's moist and it's lumpy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Ew. Yeah. All right.

[Steph Tolev]

I don't know. Anyways, I've done a lot. I've done a lot. Yeah. It's. Bill Burr produced this, so.

[Brett Fessley]

Oh, wow.

[Brady Bogan]

This is fantastic.

[Steph Tolev]

So Bill Burr is in the opening of my cold open.

[Brady Bogan]

Awesome.

[Steph Tolev]

And I'm very excited. That's the funniest. Even if you don't find my comedy funny. Monty Python before the radio. It's very slapsticky. My opening. I have a dummy that gets thrown off of Fenway Park.

[Brady Bogan]

There's nothing wrong with that as long as it doesn't continue for a full hour.

[Steph Tolev]

It's 1 minute and 30 seconds.

[Brady Bogan]

That's all you need. And that's fun. And that. Yeah. Because you are incredibly funny person. You've been at this for a while now, too.

[Steph Tolev]

23 years.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And so getting this special is like, here we go.

[Steph Tolev]

It's a big deal. Yeah. And I wanted to make sure it was on a big platform. I wasn't going to put on YouTube for, like, my first one.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you start your Canadian. Did you start in Canada and, like, kind of go through all that Canadian stuff first in Montreal and Toronto and then you have to go to Edmonton and.

[Steph Tolev]

Well, no one has to go to Edmonton. Nobody has to go to Edmonton. That's a good point. Legal requirement to go to Edmonton. Yeah, no, I did the. The Canada thing, but there's only. There's a ceiling in Canada. Then I moved to the States, got my green card, and here I am.

[Brady Bogan]

And this was where I was leading you. And you did it for me.

[Steph Tolev]

I did it for you.

[Brady Bogan]

I said, do you want to be a state? And you went, no. You got all angry, but tell everybody what you're doing.

[Steph Tolev]

I applied to be a dual citizen. Dual. I'm keeping my Canadian.

[Brady Bogan]

What you're doing is cutting off 50% of your Canadian citizenship and replacing it with 50% American.

[Steph Tolev]

Guess I didn't look at it like that.

[Brady Bogan]

That's exactly how you should look at it. And eventually you're going to start going, I'm like 70% American now. Okay, where do you live?

[Steph Tolev]

I. Huh, huh. I. Well, look, the pro. The reason is because there's been some issues at the border with people with green cards and I got a little scared. I got a little spooked.

[Brady Bogan]

You thought you'd be deported back to.

[Steph Tolev]

Canada, and I don't want that. I love Canada.

[Brady Bogan]

But you don't want to go home.

[Steph Tolev]

No, not right now. My career is just getting started. What the heck?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm for you, but I think being deported to Canada is pretty easy. Get back here.

[Steph Tolev]

No, I mean, I just. I've worked too hard. The green card cost too much money. I'm here now and you're doing it the right way.

[Brady Bogan]

Thank you.

[Steph Tolev]

I'm learning about America. I'm stupid, though. I have like, flashcards. Trying to learn. I'm screwed. I'm gonna have to force a boyfriend to marry me. I'm gonna fail this for sure.

[Brady Bogan]

What's. What are you struggling? I'm an idiot.

[Steph Tolev]

I know nothing about the Constitution. Bill of Rights, I don't know. 1776. What year is that? Something I have to know.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what that sounds like to me? A moron goddamn American. I think you're qualified. None of us know what any of that stuff.

[Shannon]

Yeah, I've never heard of.

[Steph Tolev]

I don't even know what. I don't even know what they are, though. They're just things like. Yeah, that's all you need. That's it.

[Shannon]

Just need to name, you know, six.

[Steph Tolev]

Just George Washington.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a strong one. Strong answer.

[Steph Tolev]

The horse teeth. Washington.

[Brady Bogan]

Probably four or five answers on the quiz are George Washington. Okay, so if it says, who is George Washington? You're gonna get three of them.

[Steph Tolev]

Who's the current president? George Washington.

[Brady Bogan]

The current president. Well, in my World. It's George Washington.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah, I stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. So. Yeah. So you're worried about failing the test?

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah, I'm screwed.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know if I'd pass it. I've gone through it on online and I did pretty well.

[Steph Tolev]

I might get like a little small thing in my ear and have whispered.

[Brady Bogan]

In little AI Actually.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little.

[Brady Bogan]

I have my meta glasses.

[Steph Tolev]

Oh, do you?

[Brady Bogan]

On right now. And I wonder if you could whisper like, hey. And they come up and it gives you the answer in your ear. It's got speakers.

[Steph Tolev]

Oh, I got to get some glasses.

[Brady Bogan]

You get these glasses. I wonder if they make you wear them.

[Steph Tolev]

I can't see it. I gotta get some glasses.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, good luck. When do you find out if you're a citizen?

[Steph Tolev]

The test is June 10th.

[Brady Bogan]

So you're going to be a citizen possibly before your special comes out. Oh, that's pretty cool. So we. We'll watch you back when you were a Canadian.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And on the 24th. Oh, it'll be so.

[Shannon]

And what happens if you fail the test? How soon can you retake?

[Steph Tolev]

I don't know. I haven't even. That's it.

[Shannon]

You're done.

[Steph Tolev]

That's it.

[Brady Bogan]

We're moving to Yellow Knife. It's over. You're out.

[Steph Tolev]

Yellow Knife?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You're going up to the Northern Territory.

[Steph Tolev]

Dark up there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep. That's where they go. That's why you're just not smart enough to be an American.

[Steph Tolev]

You're not smart enough to have daylight anymore.

[Brady Bogan]

You can't even have the lower Canada anymore.

[John Holmberg]

60 to 90 days if you fail it.

[Brady Bogan]

And then you can take it again. So they give you.

[Steph Tolev]

Okay. Okay. That's not bad. No, I have the cards. I've been. I was studying last night. I'm good. I'm really trying.

[Brady Bogan]

So you're doing flashcards. How many questions are on this?

[Steph Tolev]

100.

[Brady Bogan]

100?

[Steph Tolev]

Yes. Well, no, no, there's 100.

[Shannon]

They pick multiple choice.

[Steph Tolev]

So you can pick like one. It's like one of. One of the questions. Like, what are the first 13 states? And you can pick one.

[Brady Bogan]

They ask you all 13. Oh, you think?

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Massachusetts. I got that one.

[Brady Bogan]

You got that. Oh, yeah. You're up in Boston. Billboard.

[Steph Tolev]

I have to connect everything. Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Man, that sucks. Well, good. I hope you're a citizen. And when I'm watching your special, I'm like, there's a good old classic American gal up there on stage.

[Steph Tolev]

That's all it takes for you. Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

She does a lot of fake porn. I'll say that.

[Steph Tolev]

Oh, God.

[Dick Toledo]

It's true.

[Steph Tolev]

Well, I guess. Yes. Googling things. There's nothing out there. Trust me. You can try to look. I've tried to look. I thought. I thought my jugs were out there.

[Shannon]

They're not.

[Brady Bogan]

They're not. Would you not.

[Steph Tolev]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Have you ever done, like porn? No.

[Steph Tolev]

No. My. I don't know what words I can say, but down there's a mess. So we're not. We're not putting that.

[Brady Bogan]

That's enough for me.

[Steph Tolev]

It's not going. We're not putting that on anything. That's going to stay.

[Brady Bogan]

What's going on down there?

[Steph Tolev]

I don't know. I have a boyfriend. He loves it. I don't care.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, that's fine. What's going on down there?

[Steph Tolev]

I come to the show.

[Brady Bogan]

I always tell people.

[Steph Tolev]

I show everybody.

[Brady Bogan]

You're a huge labia. It's a reveal.

[Steph Tolev]

It is a reveal. I make you guys all rub it on the way out.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like that. Oh, it's like this. Wait a minute. The Apollo. That's what I'm thinking. For good luck for other Canadians.

[Steph Tolev]

What it is? Yeah. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like you have the ones that dangle.

[Steph Tolev]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's okay.

[Steph Tolev]

I don't like you saying this. You are allowed to say it when you say it makes it more disgusting.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not a doctor.

[Steph Tolev]

You did a little two hand thing too.

[Brady Bogan]

Like this. Like a car wash. Yeah.

[Steph Tolev]

This guy's banned for my show.

[Brady Bogan]

No. Well, you the one who brought it up.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah. That's all I talk about. If you come into my show, I will mention my labyrinth at some point.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's not all you talk about.

[Steph Tolev]

Well, it's a majority.

[Brady Bogan]

Majority of.

[Steph Tolev]

I should say. It's a madora.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a majora.

[Steph Tolev]

That's what it's called. The manora of what I talk about. Manora majora. Yeah. Come to the shows.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, so now I'm curious about the whole thing.

[Steph Tolev]

Well, you're never gonna see it, so I'm not asking.

[Brady Bogan]

Labia minor. Labia major. They're all big. The whole thing's just like a shotgun.

[Steph Tolev]

The whole thing? Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. Wow.

[Steph Tolev]

That's exactly it. Yeah. You.

[Brady Bogan]

When did you realize it wasn't good?

[Steph Tolev]

Well, I didn't say it wasn't good.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not saying useful. I'm saying like looking at. It's like, oh, boy.

[Steph Tolev]

I guess. I guess maybe from watching porn. I've seen others, but those are all trim though. Men. If you're listening, if you're watching. If you are watching pornography, what you're looking at is a. Is a molded. It's made, it's trimmed. I'm talking about labiaplasty.

[Brady Bogan]

You say that all the girls in porn.

[Steph Tolev]

I'm saying 90% of women in porn have had labia.

[Brady Bogan]

Not one of those patients. Paper cuts is legit. Ew.

[Steph Tolev]

Why do you have to do the hand motions when you say these things?

[Brady Bogan]

Because I'm demonstrative.

[Steph Tolev]

No, this is a radio show.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you're not. You can see me. We're having a conversation.

[Steph Tolev]

I wish we were.

[Brady Bogan]

Steph. Tola's at the Desert Ridge Improv tonight, getting her started. And then tomorrow, another day closer to her citizenship, she goes to the 10pm improv and finishes out the entire Memorial Day weekend.

[Steph Tolev]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

For us. All right there. Well, that's interesting. Like, I've never heard a woman just flat out say, it ain't attractive, but it gets the job done.

[Steph Tolev]

Well, that's your words, not mine.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, well, how would you describe it? Long.

[Steph Tolev]

Definitely long.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah.

[Steph Tolev]

All right, look, it's fine.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, I'm not. It's a thing.

[Steph Tolev]

Hey, I have a hot boyfriend, and I keep bringing him up because he's hot and he's real and he's real.

[Brady Bogan]

And I don't care what you say. Is his name Glass? By Jesus. Jefferson Jefferson?

[Steph Tolev]

Is his first name Jefferson Davis McDonald?

[Brady Bogan]

He's a Confederate.

[Steph Tolev]

I know. It's scary. I know. He's helping me study. He knows all the answers.

[Brady Bogan]

I bet he does. He bet he knows a few answers. Does he have a flag? Does he hate being Jefferson Davis?

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah, he doesn't love it. His parents named. Obviously, years ago.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Was he from the South?

[Steph Tolev]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Is he Canadian?

[Steph Tolev]

No, no, he's from upstate New York.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no kidding. Why did they name him that?

[Steph Tolev]

I don't know. I think it was, like, a phase his parents were going through.

[Brady Bogan]

Confederate army phase. Stars and bars. Yeah, he's got that, like. Was he born in the middle, mid-80s?

[Steph Tolev]

No, he's my. He's younger than me.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, yeah.

[Steph Tolev]

Yes, it is. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

He's 88, so it was right at the end of the Dukes of Hazard, so I'm not sure.

[Steph Tolev]

It must be. It must be family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he just goes by Jefferson. He doesn't go.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a great name.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

He should be a butler. What does he do?

[Steph Tolev]

He's a comedian. Performer.

[Brady Bogan]

He's a comedian also.

[Steph Tolev]

More musician.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, okay. So he sings.

[Steph Tolev]

He sings. He plays piano.

[Brady Bogan]

Plays piano.

[Steph Tolev]

Classically trained pianist.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding.

[Steph Tolev]

Really bad at fingering. It's so.

[Brady Bogan]

It's so bad at fingering.

[Steph Tolev]

So annoying. It's. This is one of my jokes right now. I can't get past it.

[Brady Bogan]

You gotta fight through all that meat.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah, well.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Steph Tolev]

Again with that. You literally moved you the way you moved your hands, as if it was like 15 tons. My God. Why did I bring this up to you out of all the radio stations?

[Brady Bogan]

I'm sorry. Well, I don't know, but he's bad at it.

[Steph Tolev]

He's bad.

[Brady Bogan]

Does he have small fingers?

[Steph Tolev]

No, he's got big fingers. Well, I guess because he's.

[Brady Bogan]

He's.

[Steph Tolev]

He's scared they're going to get like ruined. So maybe he is trying. He's scared they're going to get cramped, pruny or cramped or probably cramped or maybe like broken. Cuz it's really down there. Yeah. He doesn't want to jam a finger on the way in. He's got to tickle the ivories.

[Shannon]

Snapping on some labs he's got to protect.

[Brady Bogan]

That's his money maker. It is.

[Steph Tolev]

Exactly.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You go messing around, Mucking around, mucking around. Mud puddle.

[Steph Tolev]

It's a clean. Don't say mud puddle.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, I apologize. That was. That was out of line. You're right. All the other stuff.

[Steph Tolev]

All the other stuff is fine.

[Brady Bogan]

You're absolutely right. I apologize. I bridge too far. Steph is at the Desert Ridge Improv. I told you. Tonight, 10pm Prev. All weekend long. What else is going on in your life?

[Steph Tolev]

That's it. Oh, I'm in the new season of Tires on Netflix. Gilles. Yeah. That's fantastic.

[Brady Bogan]

June 5th.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah, it is fantastic. Very fun.

[Brady Bogan]

That's funny. Are you a regular or are you just doing.

[Steph Tolev]

I play. I'm Stavy's wife.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Steph Tolev]

I play his wife in the. In episode two.

[Brady Bogan]

So it could keep going, hopefully.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That's pretty good.

[Steph Tolev]

It was unhinged. It was very fun.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you a good actress?

[Steph Tolev]

I. I am. I. I saw it.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't know I was. I actually.

[Steph Tolev]

I'm like. I'm very shocked. I'm happy with it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And what about it? Like, can you watch yourself and go. Oh my God, this is. People are gonna see. Are you okay seeing yourself on TV?

[Steph Tolev]

I'm okay. Well, because I lost like 30 pounds, so now I can watch.

[Brady Bogan]

You can. Came in and the first thing I noticed was that your leg muscles are popping.

[Steph Tolev]

They're jacked. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You're doing some squats.

[Steph Tolev]

Oh, I'M squatting. I'm squatting over toilets because women are not wiping the seats. I don't know what's going on out there. It's disgusting. The drive up here too, I started the grossest rest stop. It was covered in flies. I'm like, I'm simply not sitting on this. Yeah, no, it's a lot of toilet squats. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So you just kind of hover.

[Shannon]

Was that after you down the date shake? The place you stopped at?

[Steph Tolev]

No, the restaurant.

[Shannon]

Okay.

[Steph Tolev]

Oh, no. You're driving in from LA here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I can't do.

[Steph Tolev]

I guess they're bad. It's just especially those ones that pull off the rest areas. Oh, truckers everywhere. Doing whatever the hell they're doing in their trailers.

[Brady Bogan]

Killing hookers. Sure. Sure.

[Steph Tolev]

Is that why all those flies were there?

[Brady Bogan]

That's there. There's a thing that's very true, that they're the last of the serial killers that'll never get caught. Cross country truckers.

[Steph Tolev]

Oh yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

It's because they get these girls at the, like these runaways and stuff that hang out at truck stops and try to earn money with drugs and sex. They plop them in there and just throw them in the desert on the way out. Nobody will ever know.

[Steph Tolev]

This is a fun fact.

[Brady Bogan]

Thanks. So there you go. Good morning, everyone.

[Steph Tolev]

Good morning.

[Brady Bogan]

No time commute.

[Shannon]

That's what I plan to do for my retirement.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I wanted to be a trucker for a while.

[Shannon]

Country.

[Steph Tolev]

There's. There's two beds in there. Some of them have they got bunks. One for the. The dead hooker, one for the dead.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't want to sleep with a dead hooker. You're not a weirdo.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah. Weird about it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. But yeah. Say I can't do the bathrooms in the public in the thing.

[Steph Tolev]

No, it's disgusting. No, it's disgusting.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. But you're. You're doing well with the squad.

[Steph Tolev]

I'm doing every squats. Yeah. I'm doing. I was in Bill Burr's movie. If you saw Old Dads.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't see it.

[Steph Tolev]

But you're in there.

[Brady Bogan]

How about that? Yeah. Look at you acting. Do you want to win awards and stuff?

[Steph Tolev]

I just want to act. I. The road's killing me. This is exactly a lot. It's every weekend. And that's why I drove here. Because I'm like, I've been on an airplane every weekend screaming at people at tsa. I'm over. I called me Steve the other day, he looked right at my id. He went, all right Steve, get in there. I'm like. You're looking at Stephanie like. I get it. I get what you're looking. I get. I sound masculine. I have a mullet right now. It is confusing, but it's. It's. Please.

[Brady Bogan]

But you're still not Steve.

[Steph Tolev]

I was Steve. What the heck?

[Brady Bogan]

You're fairly feminine. Steve.

[Steph Tolev]

Fairly feminine. Wow. You get out fairly.

[Brady Bogan]

Fairly feminine for a Steve. I've seen some feminine Steves, is what I'm saying. It's not that. And Steph, that's just an idiot.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And this dude's in charge of our safety at the airport.

[Steph Tolev]

Exactly. That's the guy going through our bags.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah. I'm on tour and I'm. That's it. I'm trying to. That's it. I'm trying to, like, just.

[Brady Bogan]

You think you'll get married to the Confederate you. Yeah, I do think so.

[Steph Tolev]

Yes. We're talking about a lot.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding. How long you been together?

[Steph Tolev]

Year and a half.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Steph Tolev]

And he met very organically. He saw me at a show.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he's.

[Steph Tolev]

Have you seen the movie Happy Gilmore?

[Brady Bogan]

Huh?

[Steph Tolev]

He's Shooter McGavin's nephew.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Steph Tolev]

Exactly like him. It's very bizarre.

[Brady Bogan]

Wait, in the new movie with.

[Steph Tolev]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

He's the original movie.

[Steph Tolev]

He's the original.

[Brady Bogan]

He's the original nephew.

[Steph Tolev]

Yes. No, no. He's his. That's his uncle. That's his real uncle.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, in real life.

[Steph Tolev]

In real life, Chris McDonald. Chris McDonald is his real uncle. Is his real uncle.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah. So I met them. I was at a comedy club in la and I was.

[Shannon]

Jerk.

[Steph Tolev]

No, he's the nicest man ever. The nicest man ever. He's. I. I drank with him two weeks ago in. In New York. He's the best. So funny. So kind. I know. And he looks just like I met him. I was, like, fangirling over Shooter McGavin at the show, and then I'm like, who the hell is this, your son? He's like my nephew. And then he DM me and that's it. We've been dating.

[Brady Bogan]

Good credit score.

[Steph Tolev]

Great credit score.

[Brady Bogan]

Decent relationship with the parents.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. No criminal history.

[Steph Tolev]

No criminal history.

[Brady Bogan]

This is good.

[Steph Tolev]

I know it's good.

[Brady Bogan]

And you were the same on the other end. Decent credit score.

[Steph Tolev]

Arrested for assault.

[Brady Bogan]

Other than that credit score, solid credit score is great. Decent relationship with mom and dad. You're Canadian, so. Yeah. Oh, this is all good.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

This is the thing. There he is. He does just look like.

[Steph Tolev]

There he is. He looks exactly like him. It's. What's that Fosco thing?

[Brady Bogan]

Fosco McDonald's? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not sure, but it's. It's right here.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's the name he goes by.

[Steph Tolev]

When he doesn't want you to find exactly like him. If you follow me on Instagram, you've seen we do videos together now. We post a lot together. It's very cute.

[Brady Bogan]

You call him Fosco ever.

[Steph Tolev]

That's not his name. I don't know what that is. I don't know who that. It's one of his uncles. No, he's Jefferson.

[Shannon]

Jefferson Fos.

[Brady Bogan]

Go McDonald.

[Steph Tolev]

That's not his.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I'm going to go with.

[Steph Tolev]

There he is. He looks exactly like him.

[Brady Bogan]

How about that? You know? Well, you got everything going for you now.

[Steph Tolev]

I do. I'm so happy.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it's been nice knowing you.

[Steph Tolev]

Thank you.

[Brady Bogan]

When you. Yeah, when you pop off, I. I root for that. I root for comedians that have come in here. We have a good time, then they take off. It's the Joe Coy rule because. And now it's too late. We've been at this for 25 years here. So it used to be we'd see. You used to. You'd. You'd peek and then we'd see on the way down.

[Steph Tolev]

Oh, I know.

[Brady Bogan]

I call it the John Lovit rule now. It's the Joe Coy rule where it's like, you made it so big. We used to be friends. We'd call, we do this. And now I never hear from you again because you're too big for the show. That is what I root for for you.

[Steph Tolev]

Well, thank you. That's exactly what I want.

[Brady Bogan]

Hopefully the special takes you to great heights. If we see you again. Complete failure.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah. If we see him again.

[Brady Bogan]

That's not going to be good.

[Steph Tolev]

I going to be pissed. I'm going to be a blob. The legs will be jello when I come back.

[Brady Bogan]

Be sitting on flies. You won't even care. Steph Tolev, leave us with words of wisdom. Wisdom.

[Steph Tolev]

Please just come to the. Come to the show. Support live comedy. Stop just swiping away all day. That's my wisdom. Get. Get out of your house. Stop looking at your phone and experience something.

[Brady Bogan]

Experience humanity.

[Steph Tolev]

Yeah. Come on. Come see the laby alive.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. It's always good to see you. A pleasure and congratulations all. This is good for you. Happy for you at Steph tola, everybody. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful rock radio Station. He said fully erect.

[Brett Fessley]

Still streaming, Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] all.

[Brady Bogan]

Right, off we go. Everybody spit out what's in your mouths, for crying out loud, and let's get to work. It's the professional. Dale Hellistra is joining us right now, and he is former champion. Is that right? Is that how you say it?

[Brett Fessley]

No. You say three times Super Bowl.

[Brady Bogan]

Wouldn't you say that, though? Like, when a boxer loses his championship. He's a former.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah, but I haven't lost my Super Bowls.

[Brady Bogan]

But you have. No, I haven't. Another Super Bowl.

[Brett Fessley]

I don't lose Super Bowls.

[Brady Bogan]

So if you retire a champion, you're always a champion.

[Shannon]

World champion.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah. Three time world champion.

[Brady Bogan]

Three time former. Three time world champion. Former champion.

[Brett Fessley]

Three time champion.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like my Muhammad Ali was like five belts. He was a former heavyweight champion.

[Brett Fessley]

He kept losing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. But at the end, still him, he's a champion five times. I don't know. I like former better. Dale used to be a champion way back in the day when he was relevant.

[Brett Fessley]

Back when you had a full head of hair.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't even know if that's true, Dale, really, Honestly, why'd you start losing your hair? Started losing it is a good question. I probably started. It was noticeably going the wrong way for me at about 19.

[Brett Fessley]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

But it wasn't like balding. It was just.

[Brett Fessley]

But you knew.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I knew I was going. It was coming. But then I looked at my grandpa and my dad and they both had U turns for airlines, and they had had that for years. And I'm like, maybe this is just the way it ends up. And you hit the brakes and it just holds its ground. And then it start. But I just had bad hair to begin with, so it was just trolled all everywhere. So 19.

[Brett Fessley]

So at 19, did you. I mean, you. You. You lost all your confidence.

[Brady Bogan]

Started gaining it.

[Brett Fessley]

What kind of way is that to go through life losing your hair? Small penis, huh? How do you go through life like that?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know, Dale. That sounds rough. You're going through it now. Did you get plugs? Did we talk about that? Are those artificial? No, that's your real hairline. Yeah, that just looks.

[Brett Fessley]

I'm hanging on to the bitter angina. 62. How many more years I got?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but your hair's been like that since I've known you.

[Brett Fessley]

No, it used to be a tad bit thicker.

[Brady Bogan]

Not when. When I knew you. Since I've met you, you've always had what I Thought were hair plugs that just didn't take.

[Brett Fessley]

Brady. Brady's concocting something he doesn't know whether he should fire.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he don't know if you should be nice or agree with me.

[Shannon]

I'm not concocting anything, Dan.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Yeah. So I started losing my. When I was 19, I used to slick my hair back and buy beer for people because nobody ever carted me. Cuz no 19 year old had a hairline. Crazy.

[Brett Fessley]

Well, like my dad. Full head of hair at 19.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fessley]

By 21, gone bald.

[Brady Bogan]

Weird.

[Brett Fessley]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that didn't happen.

[Brett Fessley]

And I. I just didn't remember laying on my bed in smu. Like my. When I was a sophomore junior and woke up one morning I had gotten mono and there's some hair on my pillow.

[Brady Bogan]

Hissing disease.

[Brett Fessley]

And I'm like, are you kidding?

[Brady Bogan]

It started to fall out.

[Brett Fessley]

Let me tell you how I got mono. You'll get a kick out of this. No, I didn't even. It wasn't even for kissing on, unfortunately. So after practice at SMU where they always put these 12 ounce cokes. Ice cold coke in a cup in your locker. Really healthy, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Because you're burning it off.

[Brett Fessley]

I mean the nutrients are a little different back then. And my locker mate would always come in, drink half his coke, go take a shower. I'd come in after him, I drink the other half of his, half of mine. And we did that. And he'd get pissed every single time he'd come walking out. Where's Ra?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he's right.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah. Just look around and go.

[John Holmberg]

Payback.

[Brett Fessley]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Good. All of a sudden you deserve it.

[Brett Fessley]

We're playing in the sun bowl our sophomore year, he comes down with mono and I'm like, oh no.

[Brady Bogan]

Basically making out.

[Shannon]

More or less made out.

[John Holmberg]

What the hell's some other.

[Brady Bogan]

What's a locker mate?

[Brett Fessley]

Well, his locker was next to me.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, next year. They shared a lot. So you would barge into his locker and steal his soda?

[Brett Fessley]

It was an open locker. You just put your cup right there.

[Shannon]

The open shelf there.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

But it's still in his locker.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Fessley]

What's his.

[Brady Bogan]

Didn't you get yours? Did you not get one?

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

So he said he would polish his half off and then he'd drink his own.

[Brady Bogan]

Why? That's just awful.

[Brett Fessley]

No, it's not.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm glad you got mono. I wish you had herpes from that. That's terrible.

[Brett Fessley]

You don't steal people's drinks.

[Brady Bogan]

I wish you herp. If you took a sip of my Drink without me knowing it and I found out, I would hope that you caught herpes.

[Shannon]

And how long was that gonna run, Dale, if you didn't, you know, when were you gonna tell him? After three or four years.

[Brett Fessley]

Oh, when we graduated.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brett Fessley]

Last name. By the way, thanks for all those extra Cokes.

[Brady Bogan]

Unbelievable. What a dick. Dale Hellis Trace here, everybody. And that's the guy telling stories about what a dick he was at smu.

[Brett Fessley]

I'm at this. How does she get a Netflix special?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, don't be mean to Steph. She's wonderful. It's her giant labia.

[Brett Fessley]

How on earth.

[Brady Bogan]

That'll throw you a curveball. Yeah, she's hilarious. You should go see her. She's really funny. I've watched her on tv. Not seen her a lot.

[Brett Fessley]

I heard her say she shows her laby.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, she will. To the. To the right person.

[Brett Fessley]

To the right people pay. How much? How much?

[Brady Bogan]

No, you don't have to pay extra if she just likes you. It's a meet and greet after with her lady.

[Brett Fessley]

She. Are you.

[Brady Bogan]

I have not seen them, no. Yeah, she said that I'm not on the list.

[Shannon]

At and greet.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's a meet and greet. It's a meat slap. It's a high five from down low.

[Brett Fessley]

She's got a boyfriend. That's right.

[Shannon]

In a relationship Jefferson dance.

[Brady Bogan]

Right? Yeah. It's okay.

[Brett Fessley]

Just leave her alone, John.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't even bring her up. What's going on?

[Brett Fessley]

Comedy.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Fessley]

You went straight to the porn.

[Brady Bogan]

She goes to the porn stuff. And she went to the ladies. Of course I did. It's like double ducks.

[Brett Fessley]

Like a hungry fat man.

[Brady Bogan]

You got to get in on that. Dale is here. He's brought to you by prestige billiards az.com if you want to go there. Prestige billiards az.com use meathead98. Get 10% off whatever it is you're doing on that website. And grab all the stuff for your game room. If you've already got one, load it up with more equipment. If you don't have one, get started at prestige billiards AZ.com. dale, let's actually talk about sports. Did you.

[Brett Fessley]

I want to answer this because I heard you.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you take notes. I forgot.

[Brett Fessley]

I heard you bitching and moaning about having to dig a little hole.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it was not a little hole.

[Brett Fessley]

You're not on mountain. It's all soft ground.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's not.

[Brett Fessley]

Oh, Johnny.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's not.

[Brett Fessley]

Johnny Caliche.

[Brady Bogan]

Loads of Kalichi. You hit it at a foot. Dale. I'VE dug before.

[Brett Fessley]

You don't have.

[Brady Bogan]

I got Khalee. There's a mountain right behind my house. It leads right down in. They just planted grass on it and put my house down.

[Brett Fessley]

What I don't understand number one, is how you're just so confident, comfortable announcing the world. You're not a man when it comes to handy stuff. No, we're a lot of stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

You're not handy.

[Brett Fessley]

But I was gonna tell you. I did live on the mountain.

[Brady Bogan]

Please.

[Brett Fessley]

And I got a basketball hoop. This is back when I was playing. So like 90.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett Fessley]

So I was younger. And. And so we're gonna put it in. And we invite. Me and my brother were gonna put it in. We're gonna be manly.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fessley]

And it took us probably three days.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fessley]

Three days. We had an ax, we had a shovel. We had. You know, we take turns and it's like, how deep do we have to.

[Brady Bogan]

None of it seems right. You're standing in a two and a half foot hole and you're like, this has to be enough. I can't be halfway down yet, and I don't even know what is. I'm gonna hit the sewer lines at 5ft.

[Shannon]

Yeah. That's what I worry about.

[Brett Fessley]

Call 51 1. Did you call 51 1?

[Brady Bogan]

I knew where things were. I'd done enough messing around back there. No gas line where I'm putting this.

[Shannon]

He put his metal detector.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we're good. And all you have to do. I don't. I don't dig hard enough to blow right through. I better not do this. It's either a treasure chest or I'm about to blow them if it's not.

[Shannon]

Budging at least three or four inches. The blade. One in there.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I. I. Like I had one day a few years ago. I've. I've recently started to just admit it. And I think a lot more men should. I'm just not. Not handy. Some of us aren't handy. I'm not. And I don't. And the more I try to be, the more mistakes and danger and damage I do. So I. I remember there was a thing I had to dig. An electric line was supposed to go across my backyard. And I'm like, that's no big deal. It's like.

[Brett Fessley]

You made good money though, John.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure. Sure. But I thought to myself, this is a good opportunity to man up, show me, do some work. No, they don't want to do that. I wanted to maybe. Yeah. Not then especially. So I. I was like, maybe I'll just do this for me. I can prove that. I. Yeah. I don't have to hire somebody to make this happen. It was a pretty expensive line to Dick. It was about 35ft, right? From.

[Brett Fessley]

How deep have to be?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, now, that depends on what.

[Brett Fessley]

Who's specification?

[Brady Bogan]

Specifications, I think they said were two and a half feet to three feet.

[Brett Fessley]

Oh, but you thought a foot and a half might.

[Brady Bogan]

But it only needed to be about 10 inches wide.

[Brett Fessley]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Maybe a little wider than that. So I'm digging away in this thing, and I'm hitting cement and rocks, and I'm like, how do you do this? And I get about a foot and. And a half into the ground and maybe a foot across the yard. And I'm like, I. This has been an all day here, all day. So I took a break. I grabbed half a Diet Coke. Somebody drank the first half. And I. And I just like, I can't do this. So I called this guy, he's like, I got somebody. And I swear to you, when he got there, I said, okay, it's back here. And he just dug. The line is drawn. I need that done. I turned around and went back inside. I watched 30 minutes of ESPN. 30 minutes. I went outside and there was a Mexican half buried in my backyard, about 35ft across. In 30 minutes, he'd done about 18ft of two. Two feet deep digging.

[Brett Fessley]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Like a groundhog. It was insane.

[Brett Fessley]

He probably had calluses on his hands. Have you ever had a callus? Have you ever got soft?

[Brady Bogan]

You got soft calluses. Not actually very hard hands.

[Brett Fessley]

How come you have callus on one hand but not the other?

[Brady Bogan]

Because this one works harder. This is the digging hand. This is the cleaning. Miyagi taught me that.

[Brett Fessley]

I found out that I was not handy around the house at a very young age. Senior year in high school, my dad's going to work. It's summertime, whatever. And he said, hey, the oil's low. The oil's in the. In the. In the storage room. Check the oil. Add a quart, maybe two, whatever. And so I. I look. I said, sure, yeah, open the hood. I knew it took me a little bit to open the hood.

[Brady Bogan]

That's bad. I can do that all day.

[Brett Fessley]

And then I'm looking for. I know I'm looking. Looking for a dipstick.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fessley]

And I ain't seeing no dipstick. And I finally find a dipstick, like back in the. In the middle underneath some stuff. And I.

[Shannon]

Little hook ring.

[Brett Fessley]

And I pull it out and like, oh, yeah, it is low. You know, put it Back in, I see the oil reservoir. So I take that and funnel, pour a cord in.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Brett Fessley]

Wait a second. Find that dipstick again, huh?

[Brady Bogan]

Still low.

[Brett Fessley]

Put that back. Go get one more court. Pour it in. Wait, it's still low. I'm like, well, I, I, I. I think Brett knows.

[Brady Bogan]

He's a car guy.

[Brett Fessley]

And what I'd found was, like, the power steering deal or something. Power steering fluid that you can't find. Yeah, it's, like, hidden in behind the oil. Thing's, like, right there going.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it says oil. It's got a little cup on it. Yeah. And also, you didn't drain the oil to start?

[Brett Fessley]

No, I didn't know. He just wanted me to add a couple.

[Shannon]

Your dad had to been.

[Brett Fessley]

If you think I'm gonna get under a car.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a good point. I did it once in my Jeep. I changed the oil, and I was proud of myself for probably about a year and a half now, if I.

[Brett Fessley]

Had those hydraulic things.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it was pretty easy getting down in there. Pop that bottom part out. Watch that oil drain. There's nothing makes you. Dude. I had testosterone. I was standing in the driveway, just jacked up, drinking an Olympia, looking around at the neighbors. Yeah. I had hams in a cooler. Seven, eight hours later, I was done changing the oil. Good day's work, Dragon. The Dragon. Yeah.

[Brett Fessley]

Saved you 25 bucks.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And then. And then never again. I'm like, that was dumb.

[Shannon]

And then I've got this old oil.

[Brady Bogan]

See, I get this bucket of oil. I got to figure I got to take it to the Jiffy Lube anyway. I should have just gone there in the first place. Anyway, like I said, Dale, we're supposed to talk about sports with you, and now we're running late. That's your running late?

[Brett Fessley]

We haven't seen Mr. Meanie.

[Brady Bogan]

I know how to do this. We don't need meaning.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah, you do.

[Brady Bogan]

I do. Getting it done. I do need him to come in and yell that Dale's going on to. Dale's going to talk sports eventually and tell us what's going on in the world of sports and especially that Sophie Cunningham. Yeah, there he is. Get it in your brain. Sophie and Josh. Dale's. Dale's on. Oh, you better know what's going on there. We'll talk about that next. It's 98.

[Brett Fessley]

Morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sick sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

There's so much wrong with you.

[Brett Fessley]

Jealousy. Unbelievable.

[Brady Bogan]

Disgusting. Dale hell is here. It's Thursday. That means Dale.

[Brett Fessley]

Well, when am I going to meet this guy? That own owns.

[Brady Bogan]

He just text me, by the way, Meathead from Prestige Billiards just text me. And he said he put his name down for a silent auction for a Steelers helmet that's autographed by Hines Ward.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And he goes, and if I get it, I'll bring it down to you guys.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm like, that's awesome. He said, do you have any Heinz Ward? And I'm like, I got a couple Heinz Wards, but there's never enough Heinz Ward.

[Brett Fessley]

Was he on the team? Melasa95 Super bowl to us.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that was way back. That was Ernie Mills. And I think. I don't know if Yanti Thigpen was still there or not, but I'm pretty.

[Brett Fessley]

Sure I can't remember all the losers.

[Brady Bogan]

You son of a.

[Brett Fessley]

You know what I'm saying?

[Brady Bogan]

Son of a. That's all right. We're 2 and 1 against the Cowboys and Super Bowls. Yeah.

[Brett Fessley]

How about. How about against Hella strength you didn't play? How about.

[Brady Bogan]

How many. How many snaps did you take in that game?

[Brett Fessley]

I probably took about three.

[Brady Bogan]

Three touchdown field goals. One field goal.

[Brett Fessley]

They're called extra.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Whatever they are. Yeah. Nobody even cares. That's when everybody's drinking. Oh, that's gonna go. Touchdown field goals. That's what I call them.

[Brett Fessley]

I probably played. I. I played seven or eight snaps in the second and third super bowl because again, I was a seventh offensive lineman. Guys got dinged up. Thankfully, not for too long.

[Brady Bogan]

And it wasn't for long because you'd have lost the game. Was that when the Steelers started their company back?

[Brett Fessley]

No, when we ride the ship, you know, after. After you. You made a little bit of a burst.

[Brady Bogan]

10 nothing. We were catching you.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And then Neil O' Donnell made a couple mistakes.

[Brett Fessley]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Or that team would have beat you.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah. And it wasn't. It was not Neil Donald, your wide receiver. It was Larry Brown.

[Brady Bogan]

Corey Holiday and Larry Brown. It was absolutely. Really?

[Brett Fessley]

You're going to put it on Neil Brown? Neil. What's his name?

[Brady Bogan]

ODonnell O'Donnell.

[Brett Fessley]

You can put it on him. Or the young receiver.

[Brady Bogan]

Neil threw to a spot and the guy ran through it.

[Shannon]

It.

[Brett Fessley]

And Larry Brown was in the wrong cup.

[Brady Bogan]

And you tell me that all the time and it still pisses me off. We're supposed to talk about other stuff, Dale. Okay.

[Brett Fessley]

All right, let's talk sports.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, let's talk about sports. Last night's basketball game was one of the best sporting events I've watched in a long time.

[Brett Fessley]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

The Indiana Pacers Come back. Do you believe that the. We talked a little about it last year, last week, that there's a. There's no way the Knicks aren't in the finals. I've said that before. There's no possible way. And it's not because they're not better or Indiana can't beat them. It's because the refs are going to get involved. There's no possible way. They look at the New York market and say, yeah, we're fine with Indiana playing Oklahoma or Minnesota. It's not going to happen.

[Brett Fessley]

Well, first of all. First of all, we saw the Western Conference on Monday. Started their Western Conference finals. Lowest rated Western Conference. It's one in. In years.

[Brady Bogan]

Because nobody cares about these markets. No.

[Brett Fessley]

And they're fun teams, but yet it's pretty good basketball.

[Brady Bogan]

Great basketball, you know, again.

[Brett Fessley]

And so the NBA is sitting. Sitting there. Oh, they were going, can you imagine Indiana, Oklahoma City or Minnesota?

[Brady Bogan]

It's a little bigger, but nobody cares.

[Brett Fessley]

No, but those are the two best teams and that would draw historic loss. Yeah, but sir, were you telling me the referees had a hand in.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't think they. I think they didn't. I don't think they thought they needed to.

[Brett Fessley]

14 points in two minutes.

[Brady Bogan]

It was insane. And there. And there's a static. A guy emailed me this morning that in the history since 1998 in the NBA playoffs, any team that had a nine point lead going into the last minute.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

The record was 14, 14. And oh, until last night it was 14, 1,450. Okay, 1414.

[Brett Fessley]

There you go.

[Brady Bogan]

No one's ever lost.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah. Until last night.

[Brady Bogan]

Until last night.

[Brett Fessley]

And the shot that sent it over so much.

[Brady Bogan]

Three minutes of tv. So there I'm sitting there watching this and I've suns all year. And like, man, this is crazy. Don't do that, Brady. Don't go gazing out windows. You're going to distract him. He's not a bright man. What's he doing? He looks out windows. He can't. I know.

[Shannon]

A couple of birds were humping on a wall.

[Brady Bogan]

He struggles with. We can't have him with visual stimulation at all. Which is proof you're not. So. So the sun's situation is a nightmare. You're watching the good teams of Final Four in the NBA and now you got this whole deal going on with the lawsuits and potentially that the ownership is as bad as Sarver's was and it's ugly and it's like a frat house and everybody's wondering who's l Not lying. And then they throw the bombshell this week of Sophie Cunningham banging the CEO Josh Barlstein. Now true, not true, doesn't matter. It's now out there, right? So Sophie puts out a press release saying this is all false. The Suns are screaming, this is fake. This is what you got to sue everybody. When you were at the Dallas Cowboys, how much of a distraction was the extracurricular activity of other players for the franchise? And was it in house sometimes. Were there some players boning, things like that if this gets out, like wives or executive secretaries or Jerry Jones?

[Brett Fessley]

Again, couple things.

[Brady Bogan]

Number one, because you had the White House right across the street.

[Brett Fessley]

You could see it for the practice.

[Brady Bogan]

And for those who don't know, it was the Cowboys four. It was four dudes, right?

[Brett Fessley]

I think it, I think it was four dudes. It was Irvin, it was Harper, it.

[Brady Bogan]

Was somebody and like Nate Newton, something like that.

[Brett Fessley]

Hey, first of all, what I always said was I think the house was a half million dollar house.

[Brady Bogan]

Nothing special.

[Brett Fessley]

They know. I mean they, they weren't looking for views and.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I wanted blackout curtains and some.

[Brett Fessley]

Tile and, and wouldn't it be nice to have that much money to where, you know, you take a hundred thousand dollars out of your checking account. Your wife doesn't even know.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, she's probably not allowed to look, but you get a sex house.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah, but so, so what we have have is if, if you took our 90s cowboys and transported them into the 2000 and tens.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Brett Fessley]

Or social media was alive.

[Shannon]

No chance.

[Brett Fessley]

No, because we didn't have cell phones. I don't think till.

[Brady Bogan]

But as an employee of the Cowboys, do you. You just sit on your hands on this if it comes out. If they're asking you if the players are. If the, if Jerry Jones comes and says, dale, I need to know off. Michael Irvin is boning my wife.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah. And I would say, you know, and I say, well, Jerry, then maybe you should stop boning the other people that you're bo.

[Brady Bogan]

Even better. So Jerry was hosing on the side in the White House.

[Brett Fessley]

It was. No, no, no.

[Brady Bogan]

Jerry never used the White House. Oh man, that could have been great.

[Brett Fessley]

No, they. Again, there was a lot of stuff that went on there. Supposedly weren't supposed to date the cheerleaders.

[Brady Bogan]

And they were nailing cheerleaders.

[Brett Fessley]

And there are some guys who dated cheerleaders, leaders. And you're supposed to stay away from the other side of the building.

[Brady Bogan]

That if you had nailed a cheerleader, would you have gotten kicked off the team?

[Brett Fessley]

No, because that's too important.

[Brady Bogan]

You think? I think you're out. I think you're gone. All right. I'm not saying you did. I'm just saying you. As your low level on the totem, were you one of the guys?

[Brett Fessley]

I think Jimmy would come up to me and whisper in my ear, hey, Dale, people know.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. So is it that big a distraction, or is it more for the general public?

[Brett Fessley]

It's. It's. It's not. At least for us, but we lose our minds over this, because that's what you're looking at. But when. When we're meetings, when you go out to practice, you're not thinking about, oh, hey, you know, Michael had two girls in his bed last night, and he was doing a radio show. And Did I ever tell you that?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you did. And he had him in the bed.

[Brett Fessley]

In the bed, blowing him. I believe you said, well, no, just in bed.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, let's assume.

[Brett Fessley]

I think they were studying the playbook. I think they're studying the playbook.

[Brady Bogan]

One could have been stuck on it.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

They might have had an extra like.

[Brett Fessley]

And I told him, I said, michael, you have a sexual problem. He goes, helly, Ellie, it ain't me, it's them.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they can't stop. Yeah, that's impressive.

[Brett Fessley]

So it was not a distraction. Wednesdays and Thursdays and Sundays.

[Brady Bogan]

When is it.

[Brett Fessley]

When you have to answer questions?

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, so when it goes out.

[Brett Fessley]

Press conferences. Because, see, the. The way it's interesting, you know, I started off in Buffalo. We maybe had. During open media time, four or five reporters were there. We were just becoming kind of good. Went to AC Championship my last year. You go to Dallas, you walk in media time in the locker room, there's 40 people that's loaded, you know, and they're all asking questions and. And all that, and. And you just kind of get used to it. But the thing is, they're all battling each other. They're all trying to find. Find something.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fessley]

Because if they come up with a bombshell. Dallas Morning News. Well, the Dallas Times Herald loses or.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure. So they're trying. They're competing with each other more than they care about you.

[Shannon]

But there's got to be some power. And, you know, Jerry, is one of those things where they are reporters, like, you better hold.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Jerry.

[Shannon]

Stuff doesn't run out of town.

[Brett Fessley]

But.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but. But did you feel like, oh, man, some of this could get out? And then we got. So was there a guy who kept. Was there a dude on the Dallas payroll that said, I'm the cleanup.

[Brett Fessley]

We had an FBI, former FBI agent.

[Brady Bogan]

That kind of kept an eye on everything, saying, you guys, careful here, careful there.

[Brett Fessley]

And if you saw him walk in the locker room, it's kind of like the Turk. You were hoping he wanted to walk towards you.

[Brady Bogan]

Really?

[Brett Fessley]

Oh, yeah. You know, he had all the relationships with the police officer.

[Brady Bogan]

The Turk's the guy that comes and takes your playbook. Yeah, yeah. So that. So you knew.

[Brett Fessley]

I always loved it because on cut day, you know, people knew who the guy was. Our guy was Bruce Maze. And, you know, he. We had a square locker room. So he'd come in through the curtains and as soon as the guys would see him, they turn and like.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. If I don't contact you, he doesn't have an agenda. Wow. Wow. So this FBI guy would come in.

[Brett Fessley]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

And say, michael, I need to talk to you.

[Brett Fessley]

That or. Yeah. You're not having that conversation in the locker room.

[Brady Bogan]

No. No kidding. And so it happened every once in a while?

[Brett Fessley]

In a while, yes.

[Brady Bogan]

And then he'd mop it up and it go away. Cover it, and it would all go away. Wow. Why don't the Suns have that?

[Brett Fessley]

Probably the most serious thing that happened was Michael got accused of rape.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Brett Fessley]

And for six weeks, it's the front page of every newspaper. It was the lead story on every news.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, boy. Go ahead, keep finishing. If you speed up, we'll get to better.

[Brett Fessley]

She's a wee distracting. The lead story on the nightly news for six weeks. And then it comes out when Michael can't say anything because it's going to go to trial. And when it comes out, first day of trial, she wasn't even in Texas.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fessley]

The night that she saw happen. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. So that's what it comes back to.

[Brett Fessley]

And guess what? I think it was page six.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. A little blur.

[Brett Fessley]

Michael's exonerated.

[Brady Bogan]

Which back to the originally, why I asked you about this, because you've been through stuff like this, is that Sophie and Josh, if it comes out that it isn't true, will be a little blurb.

[Brett Fessley]

Oh, yeah, it'll be.

[Brady Bogan]

But the damage is done, Right?

[Brett Fessley]

Well, is it?

[Brady Bogan]

It is.

[John Holmberg]

It is.

[Brett Fessley]

Do you Sophie different now?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Because if she even considered banging him, she might even think about you. And that means she's almost blind.

[Brett Fessley]

That means all of us are in play.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. That's horrifying to think about that. Dale. Hell is in the.

[Brett Fessley]

Burton Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You're in the soup. Yeah. Yeah. Even Brady and Brett, for Christ's sake, man. Anyway, not Toledo so much because he'd be like, Toledo likes to do that. That's how he finishes.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

He'll be have sex with a girl and then you just hear time. All right, Dale Hell, Australia and Brady will give you the entertaining news next. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98 KUPT.

[Brett Fessley]

Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Fessley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

It'd be something your daughter should do. I've talked to you about this before. But get on out there. Do that thing. And also they've got a deal. You can ask them about this. This is pretty good. I tell you all the time that the two months for $199 for personal training is about as amazing as it gets. But they'll do that over both locations. And then they have a one year special for those who want to commit to progressing through the entire self defense program for a year. And you graduate to the end of that and you get into this. We were doing. You'd love this. It's almost all offensive line stuff. If somebody comes at you and tries to tackle you.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Instead like you're an offensive line. You hold your ground.

[Brett Fessley]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

This thing where you. And you especially would be amazing. And it was a guy tries to attack you by the waist and you cut them off with your hands at the neck.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So you basically put it on either side and then just throw your legs in the air and land directly on their heads. We were doing that yesterday. It is so.

[Brett Fessley]

Hold on. There's real people that you're landing on their heads.

[Brady Bogan]

The trainers, these guys are so incredibly well trained. It's unreal. And Sonny is about 135 pounds, fast as lightning. And he. And so my, my goal on this one was I just, I'd be throwing punches and they'd call out shots and they'd call them at any time they're going to attack my legs. So it's like wrestling almost. But then when they attack your legs off of punches and you're in the middle of a punch and they drop, drop down and you've got a momentum swing back and then they. It takes a second to get it. Because I'm the same way like as most people be like, you just hold your ground and like, stand this guy up. But that's what they want you to do. They take you down and then by your legs because there's nothing like football holding. Oh, my God, it was so much fun. And just flop down on top of when you get it. Oh, it's a blast. And it's real world stuff. A lot of times nutmegs try to tackle you by the legs. You're like, all right, watch this. And then if it's on, come on, concrete. My 210 pounds dropping down on somebody's face. I don't care how big you think you are. That's an awesome move. Oh, it's so awesome. Such a blast. I get adrenalized talking about it. They'll do that for you. And you get taught all this stuff. Groundwork. Stand up, you get all your cardio. Everything you get 199 bucks for two months is amazing. Ask them about what it's like to do the whole year, and they'll give you all the info. Reactdefense.com it's the home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Shannon]

Kim Kardashian finished her law practice program. She started studying law six years ago. So she had a little celebration in her backyard because she just finished basically the baby bar exam. So now she's has to only has to pass the bar exam and she can practice law.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she's pretty amazing. Yeah. Hey, look, she's a lawyer now, which is pretty straight.

[Shannon]

And a little backyard celebration. Van Jones got up and spoke basically apply a product, praised her efforts and the clemency for people in prison.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. Yeah, she's done a lot of good work. I mean, people want to make fun of her because, you know, did you.

[Brett Fessley]

See what the one of the golfers said about the. The golf course this past weekend?

[Brady Bogan]

Pga.

[Brett Fessley]

That's a lot like the Kardashians. It has no soul.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God.

[Brett Fessley]

It looks pretty, but it doesn't have any soul.

[Brady Bogan]

That's hilarious. And you know what? They'll take it. The one good thing about that whole group is they don't get sensitive. They take a lot of punches and they just keep cashing checks. Yes. And that's the thing. I think people can learn a lesson from that. All right.

[Brett Fessley]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

You keep mentioning me, I get another check. We're fine. Two of them are billionaire.

[Brett Fessley]

Get rid of that one.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Shannon]

Dale wants to hear about Miley Cyrus. Her voice is raspy because she has rankies in the endema, which is a very large, large polyp on her vocal cord. And it's big enough that she just never want to get it removed because she is afraid that her voice will change.

[Brady Bogan]

I think Bonnie Rate had the same thing and she said, if you change it, well, my voice. And it'll clean her voice up. Has that rasp.

[Shannon]

So she's keeping it on there. And she also says, yeah, partying and drinking late doesn't help on the voicey her. But she likes her voice.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's what she does. She's cashing checks, too. Nothing wrong with that.

[Shannon]

Bruce Springsteen released an EP yesterday that includes the anti Trump speech that he gave at the UK concert. It's called Land of Hope and Dreams. And he just basically plays the intro of what he said.

[Brady Bogan]

I got no problem with him feeling that way. But do it here.

[Shannon]

And that was.

[Brady Bogan]

And go try that in Nashville. Come back and try that here and see what the Receive the reaction is going to be. You know, you're representing the country. There's no reason to go.

[John Holmberg]

Imagine doing that in Nashville.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Go try it in the United States. Do it in Jersey, where he's from. Try Jersey out. They're not going to be real happy with that either.

[Shannon]

Dale's got a juicy story.

[Brett Fessley]

Well, I do have one question. You threw it out and nobody in here ever questioned you on anything. But you said you were a. Adrenalized.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fessley]

Not a word.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes, it is.

[Brett Fessley]

No, it's not. You can't just throw that out and act like that.

[Brady Bogan]

Adrenalized is a word.

[Brett Fessley]

No, it's not.

[Brady Bogan]

Why do you say that?

[John Holmberg]

Because I. I know there's an Avon Def Leppard album.

[Brady Bogan]

Adrenaline.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah. Oh, that makes sense.

[Shannon]

That's a word.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it's a word. What? How would you say it then? It's in the dictionary.

[Brett Fessley]

No, it's not.

[Brady Bogan]

Why do you say that? Adrenalized adrenaline. No. Before we even look. 100 bucks. It's a word, Right? Does that say big mouth? Adrenalized. Googled it. Bam.

[Brett Fessley]

Refer to meaning to stir, action or excite.

[Brady Bogan]

So not only did I use the word, I used it properly.

[Brett Fessley]

That's not from Webster.

[Brady Bogan]

AI Overview. Then Wikipedia has an entire. What about.

[Brett Fessley]

Well, what about Webster's?

[Brady Bogan]

All right, go to Webster's because it's gonna be there. Why would you think that's not a word?

[Brett Fessley]

Because it's not a word. You don't use that. Normal conversation.

[Brady Bogan]

I did. And it made sense to everybody but you.

[Brett Fessley]

You know what? I was winning the Super Bowl. I just. So adrenalized.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a. An actual Congratulations, Dale. You just made a sentence. That's the first time it's happened. Juice dictionary. He's looking up adrenaline and you spelled it wrong. All right. I never.

[John Holmberg]

I never owned a spelling.

[Brady Bogan]

Just put adrenaline and then it'll be. There'll be additional things on made up words. Adrenalized is not made up. You're drunk.

[Brett Fessley]

All right. Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Brett Fessley]

So. So my story.

[Brady Bogan]

Adrenaline. Just get it right. It's a word.

[Brett Fessley]

Did Shakira cause a measles outbreak in New Jersey? Johnny?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Brett Fessley]

Full story says Shakira played MetLife Stadium in New Jersey last Thursday. And if you were there, you might want to check yourself for a rash.

[Brady Bogan]

Somebody in the crowd had the measles.

[Brett Fessley]

Health officials say someone infected with measles came from of state to attend the show. Sold out in the stadium, has a capacity of more than 82,000 people.

[Brady Bogan]

Dale's locker mate.

[Brett Fessley]

New cases have been attributed. Have not been attributed to the concert yet, but symptoms could develop as late as June 6th. So until June 6th. John, you could be a little bit worried. There have been 14 measle outbreaks in the USA this year.

[Brady Bogan]

Many listeners have sent over the Merriam Webster dictionary of adrenaline filled with a sudden rush of energy as the definition.

[Brett Fessley]

I'm sorry, but I've seen the listeners. I'm not listening to anything.

[John Holmberg]

Just. Son.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I got that from Vincent Thorne. I got it from Dale.

[John Holmberg]

Go to college.

[Brady Bogan]

What a giant. Yeah, he went to smu. It doesn't count as college. It was a money factory. And they got in trouble.

[Brett Fessley]

By the way, tell me this. Have you ever got shingles?

[Brady Bogan]

Shingles?

[Brett Fessley]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't even. Don't even whisper the word, okay? I don't want it.

[Brett Fessley]

It's only vaccine that I've got. Vaccination. I've got.

[Brady Bogan]

Gotten. Really?

[Brett Fessley]

Because they say when you get older, man. My buddy who's my same age, just got him.

[Brady Bogan]

My aunt had it across her. Across her back and her ribs. Yeah, it looked like she was scaly. Yeah, it was horrible.

[Brett Fessley]

And I guess you can get in your eyes.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't even bring it up. Don't even. You've had shingles? Oh, it's the worst. I don't even want to. I don't. Shh.

[Brett Fessley]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

We don't talk about that, okay? I'd rather talk about, like, aids, because there's less chances we even come close to that. Listen, drinking after your Cokes, the. Anyway, there's more news coming up. Sophie's making a press conference.

[Brett Fessley]

Oh, is she really?

[Brady Bogan]

Evidently. Evidently.

[Brett Fessley]

What's she gonna wear Johnny.

[Brady Bogan]

God, I hope something dirty.

[Brett Fessley]

Something.

[Brady Bogan]

I hope something.

[Brett Fessley]

Why has it gotta be dirty? Why can't it be something stylish?

[Brady Bogan]

I hope it's something that gets Josh hard. Then he has to do his press conference like all distracted. And you know it would be rough is to go out. Can you imagine being the guy accused of having sex with Sophie Cunningham? And you gotta go deny it vehemently. I didn't.

[Brett Fessley]

I would.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't get me wrong, I would death. I'd nail that. But I did it. And I could. But I. You know, I can't. You guys, you dig questions.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah. You are telling. You're telling your boys.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's not. There's nothing.

[John Holmberg]

You're telling your boys.

[Brady Bogan]

She's got to go and deny it. But you guys both know what happened. I wooed that all night. Like if Dua Lipa had to make a press conference. I did not sleep with the John Hornberg. I vehemently deny this. I go on tv, I say she did too. Like I'd take the. I'd lose my job. Just people think I did it. Brady's leaving. You're going out to Bullfrog Spas today.

[Shannon]

Yeah, their big factory sale. Their Memorial Day sale in one.

[Brett Fessley]

In your little Speedo, you're gonna see.

[Shannon]

I got him last week.

[Brady Bogan]

I think Dale's right. I think if you're gonna go all the way out there, you need actually.

[Shannon]

You can set up appointment to go through it. And you can actually.

[Brady Bogan]

Not. You can. You can. You should do it. You should be the one who does.

[Shannon]

I'm ready to go.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm pointing. I'm saying, brady, get that shirt off. And I'm not saying you can do it, but I'm saying you can do it, Brady. You do it compelling. You get in that Bullfrog Spa. How you doing, chief? And just as they come in, two hours, prune up, make it beautiful. Brady will be out there from 12 to 2 o' clock. Arrowhead Ranch Center, 59th Avenue and Beer Beardsley. And the sales for all the stuff they got going on is huge.

[Shannon]

It's a northeast corner of 59th Ave. 101 huge sales.

[Brady Bogan]

And you're gonna have Breaking Benjamin tickets, Pantera tickets. That's pretty good. All the KUPD stuff as per. So head on out there. 59th in the 101 Beardsley area. Bullfrog Spas. That's where Brady is. That's it. You going anywhere this weekend? We all good? No, we're all clear. Are you doing anything this Weekend, Dale.

[Brett Fessley]

Memorial Day for just golfing.

[Brady Bogan]

That's it?

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Where are you going? Moon Valley Club. Yeah, when you come join me at Moon Valley.

[Brett Fessley]

When are you going to.

[Brady Bogan]

To join the club?

[Brett Fessley]

No, when you come golf around.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's called an invitation. You're supposed to ask. I don't just show up the next.

[Brett Fessley]

Time that I get asked through the rah Rah room.

[Brady Bogan]

So I guess the answer is never not golfing with you if it's reciprocal, because I only got.

[Brett Fessley]

It's always reciprocal. Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

It hasn't been because you went to the Rahra room and I have yet to get invited to golf for everything.

[John Holmberg]

You paid for one thing was this, the shrimp cocktail.

[Brady Bogan]

That was the end of the night when you. We're not getting into that. Next time he asks you first and.

[Shannon]

Forem Val, if he invites you, remember, the follow up is what. What is the tea time? Just like, how good are the tickets?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When and are you gonna get me Good shape. What's it like exactly? What course is the. So, yeah, so I took you to the Raha room and then you got in. So it doesn't matter if you paid or you weren't getting in otherwise. No, you weren't. There were so many stairs. So many stairs.

[Shannon]

Tom Chambers would have turned you around.

[Brady Bogan]

Spun you and asked you to go. You know why? Because Dale will tell you. Because Josh Bartlestein would have said, I can't have this kind of competition. Get him out of here.

[Brett Fessley]

Look at how Sophie's looking.

[Brady Bogan]

The night we went in, Sophie wasn't there. Cuz Sophie started hanging out in there a lot. She is so pretty.

[Brett Fessley]

It's.

[Brady Bogan]

It's painful. How wonderfully pretty.

[Brett Fessley]

I hope the best for her.

[Brady Bogan]

Me too. I think she's super talented. I also.

[John Holmberg]

So does Josh.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And I hope that Johnny, just leave it for the sake of stories. It would be fun if it was real.

[Brett Fessley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

But I hope for both of them.

[Brett Fessley]

She'S got a better taste.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's the bigger yes. Although he's got a lot of dough.

[Brett Fessley]

And that does blind some.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's blinding.

[Brett Fessley]

I mean, look at you.

[Brady Bogan]

You gotta be blind. Yeah, well, anyway, that's enough. Leave it there. I say. That's it. Larry. Larry's out. Sean Knight's gonna join you for the rest of the day. And you guys have a nice weekend. We will see you on Tuesday. Enjoy your big weekend solo.

[Brett Fessley]

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[Brady Bogan]

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