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Unknown
Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness online@98kupd.com look everybody, Steph Tolaev is here and at Desert Ridge Improv tonight and then you're going to scooch over to the Tempe Improv all weekend long and this is the last time we're going to see you. It might Be not because of our personalities.
Steph Tolev
Well, are you sure about that?
Unknown
Because you have a Netflix special, which means you could very well erupt in the next couple of months. We're hoping never do morning radio again.
Steph Tolev
That's exactly why I did this.
Unknown
The dream is alive.
Steph Tolev
The dream. That's why I got the special. Mainly so I never had to see you too excited.
Unknown
Nothing to do with us. It's all radio. All radio across.
Steph Tolev
Sure. The nation. All radio.
Unknown
It does stink.
Steph Tolev
It's. I mean, this was bad. This was 8:30. It's usually 6:30 in the morning.
Unknown
They make you get up earlier, stupid. And you can't say no.
Steph Tolev
I can say no. I'm sad. No, I get upset. You know, my tickets. Until the special comes out, we ain't selling out yet. So if you're. If you're in Arizona this weekend, make.
Unknown
The drive next time. Because this interaction is so artificial, then you'll say, would you want to do John show with Brady next? And you'd be like, are we sold out? And I'll say, yep. They're like, absolutely not.
Steph Tolev
Absolutely not.
Unknown
Go right back to sleep. This has nothing to do with our interaction.
Steph Tolev
Nothing at all.
Unknown
Steph is. Got her. It's the 24th you say of June. Yeah. And it's on Netflix. How in the world does this affect you as it builds up? Do you have to be careful? Not like getting too many ducks in a row?
Steph Tolev
I mean, I have had diarrhea for every single day since.
Unknown
No, no, no. I asked you about your special.
Steph Tolev
No, it's. Yeah, I've gone on pretty much every podcast you can think of. I'm going to Austin to do that podcast run.
Unknown
Nice.
Steph Tolev
I've done a lot as much press. I've done some stuff with porn stars. I'm doing some collabs with. Go on with Brian. Yeah, I knew you'd perk up.
Unknown
No, I was just curious what it got. No, you're the one who brought it up.
Steph Tolev
Well, I hosted the AVN Porn Awards.
Unknown
I'm the pervert.
Steph Tolev
Well, I can't believe you didn't know that.
Unknown
I'm surprised you didn't know. I have a tape though.
Steph Tolev
So I got in contact with like browsers and they have like a big following and I've been doing some like, collabs with some porn stars.
Unknown
What do you do as a collab with a porn star?
Steph Tolev
I do these like, fake jokes where I act like it's going to be dirty and then it's not.
Unknown
Ah.
Steph Tolev
So like my first one I ever did that went viral was this girl, Samantha Mack. And she's got, you know, big old juicers. I'm not sure what to say in the radio here.
Unknown
Juicers is good.
Steph Tolev
Okay. Juicers. I feel like I'm allowed big old gazongas. And I, like, I jokingly went to her door with a pizza. I'm like, did somebody order pizza? And she's like, no, you have the wrong address. I go, pardon me. And then I walked away. She comes out, like, full lingerie. So it's like a spin on, like, the classic porn tropes. And I just turned it around and.
Unknown
Make it funny instead of having a dude with this.
Steph Tolev
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was me with a fake mustache going, oh, sorry, Google sent me the wrong house. And then I walk away. It's stupid. But, like, they was like, it's funny. So I was just doing those with them, and I'm doing, like, whatever. Yeah, I have a lot of, like, backstage promo that my boyfriend did a bunch of interviews with people as they came into the special, so I didn't post that stuff. Yeah.
Unknown
So when your porn collabs, are you doing anything where, like, a girl stuck in a washer or Stepdad.
Steph Tolev
I'm not that. Yeah, I've done stepdad once, but I'm not like, wow. Mr. Knows the categories.
Unknown
I'm a writer. I write for a lot of.
Steph Tolev
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You give them their.
Unknown
I'm a reviewer. I'm like the Siskel and Ebert. A lot of thumbs in or thumbs up. He dicks up. Yeah. Which is weird. But I can show you.
Steph Tolev
I can picture it stubby.
Unknown
One of them. Yeah, one of them. The other's pretty normal. Yeah, there's that. I'm not going to lie. That broccoli one is off for sure.
Steph Tolev
It's moist and it's lumpy.
Unknown
Yeah. Ew. Yeah. All right.
Steph Tolev
I don't know. Anyways, I've done a lot. I've done a lot. Yeah. It's. Bill Burr produced this, so.
Unknown
Oh, wow. This is fantastic.
Steph Tolev
So Bill Burr is in the opening of my cold open.
Unknown
Awesome.
Steph Tolev
And I'm very excited. That's the funniest. Even if you don't find my comedy funny. Is that Monty Python before the radio? It's very slapsticky. My opening, I have a dummy that gets thrown off of Fenway Park.
Unknown
There's nothing wrong with that as long as it doesn't continue for a full hour.
Steph Tolev
It's 1 minute and 30 seconds.
Unknown
That's all you need.
Steph Tolev
That's it.
Unknown
And that's fun. And that. Yeah. Because you are incredibly funny person. You've been at this for a while now, too.
Steph Tolev
23 years.
Unknown
Yeah. And so getting this special is like, here we go.
Steph Tolev
It's a big deal. Yeah. And I wanted to make sure it was on a big platform. I wasn't gonna put on YouTube for, like, my first one.
Unknown
Did you start your Canadian. Did you. In Canada and like, kind of go through all that Canadian stuff first in Montreal and Toronto, and then you have to go to Edmonton and.
Steph Tolev
Well, don't have to go to Edmonton. Nobody has to go to Edmonton.
Unknown
That's true.
Steph Tolev
That's a good point. Legal requirement to go to Edmonton. Yeah. No, I did the. The Canada thing, but there's only. There's a ceiling in Canada. Then I moved to the States, got my green card, and here I am.
Unknown
And this was where I was leading you. And you did it for me.
Steph Tolev
I did it for you.
Unknown
I said, do you want to be a state? And you went, no. You got all angry, but tell everybody what you're doing.
Steph Tolev
I applied to be a dual citizen. Dual. I'm keeping my passport. I'm keeping my Canadian.
Unknown
What you're doing is cutting off 50% of your Canadian citizenship and replacing it with 50% American.
Steph Tolev
I guess I didn't look at it like that.
Unknown
That's exactly how you should look at it. And eventually you're gonna start going, I'm like 70% American now. Where do you live? Huh?
Steph Tolev
Well, look, the reason is because there's been some issues at the border with people with green cards, and I got a little scared. I got a little spooked.
Unknown
You thought you'd be deported back to.
Steph Tolev
Canada, and I don't want that. I love Canada.
Unknown
But you don't want to go home.
Steph Tolev
No, not right now. My career's just getting started. What the heck?
Unknown
Yeah. Yeah. I'm for you. But I think being deported to Canada is pretty easy to get back here.
Steph Tolev
I mean, I just. I've worked too hard. The green card cost too much money. I'm here now. I'm doing it.
Unknown
And you're doing it the right way.
Steph Tolev
Yes. Thank you, Steve. I'm learning about America. I'm stupid, though. I have, like, flashcards. Trying to learn. I'm screwed. I'm going to have to force them boyfriend to marry me. I'm gonna fail this for sure.
Unknown
What? What are you struggling?
Steph Tolev
I'm an idiot. I know nothing about the Constitution, Bill of Rights. I don't know. 1776. What year is that? Something I have to know.
Unknown
You know what that sounds like to me. A goddamn American. I think you're qualified. None of us know what any of that.
You rattled off stuff.
Yeah.
I've never heard.
Steph Tolev
I don't even know. I don't even know what they are, though. They're just things like. Yeah, that's all you need. That's it.
Unknown
I just need the name, you know.
Steph Tolev
Six, just George Washington.
Unknown
That's a strong one. Strong answer.
Steph Tolev
The horse teeth Washington.
Unknown
Probably four or five answers on the quiz are George Washington.
Steph Tolev
Okay.
Unknown
So if it says who is George Washington? You're gonna get three of them.
Steph Tolev
Who's the current president? George Washington.
Unknown
The current president. Well, in my world, it's George Washington.
Steph Tolev
Yeah. Yeah.
Unknown
So. Yeah. So you're worried about failing the test?
Steph Tolev
Yeah, I'm screwed.
Unknown
I don't know if I'd pass it. I've gone through it online and I did pretty well.
Steph Tolev
I might get like a little small thing in my ear and whispered in a little AI. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little.
Unknown
I have my meta glasses.
Steph Tolev
Oh, do you?
Unknown
On right now. And I wonder if you could whisper like, hey, Meta. And they'd come up and it gives you the answer in your ear. It's got speakers.
Steph Tolev
No, I gotta get some glasses and get these glasses.
Unknown
I wonder if they make you wear them.
Steph Tolev
I can't see all of a sudden. I gotta get some glasses.
Unknown
Well, good luck. When do you find out if you're a citizen?
Steph Tolev
The test is June 10th.
Unknown
So you're gonna be a citizen possibly before your special comes in.
Steph Tolev
Yes.
Unknown
Oh, that's pretty cool. So we'll watch you back when you were a Canadian.
Steph Tolev
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unknown
And then on the 24th. Oh, it'll be so.
And what happens if you fail the test? How soon can you retake?
Steph Tolev
I don't know. I haven' Right now. That's it.
Unknown
You're done.
Steph Tolev
That's it.
Unknown
We're moving to Yellow Knife. It's over. You're out.
Steph Tolev
Yellow Knife?
Unknown
Yeah. You're going up through the Northern Territory Dark up there. Yep. That's where they go. That's why you're just not smart enough to be an American.
Steph Tolev
You're not smart enough to have daylight anymore.
Unknown
You can't even have the lower Canada anymore.
Brett Vesely
60 to 90 days. If you fail it, you can.
Unknown
You can take it again. So give you three months to three months.
Steph Tolev
Okay. That's not bad. No, I have the cards. I've been. I was studying last night. I'm good. I'm really trying.
Unknown
So you're doing flashcards? How many questions are on this 100. 100, yes.
Steph Tolev
Well, no, no, there's 100.
Unknown
They multiple choice.
Steph Tolev
It's a. You can pick like one. It's like one of. One of the questions. Like one of the first 13 states and you pick one.
Unknown
They ask you all 13. Oh, you pick one. Virginia.
Steph Tolev
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Massachusetts. I got that one.
Unknown
You got that? Oh, yeah. You were up in Boston.
Steph Tolev
I have to connect everything. Yes.
Unknown
Man, that sucks. Well, good. I hope you're a citizen. And when I'm watching your special, I'm like, there's a good old classic American gal up there on stage.
Steph Tolev
Wow. That's all it takes for you. Okay.
Unknown
She does a lot of fake porn, I'll say that.
Steph Tolev
Oh, God.
Dick Toledo
It's true.
Steph Tolev
Well, I guess. Yes. Googling things. There's nothing out there. Trust me. You can try to look. I've tried to look. I thought. I thought my jugs were out there. They're not.
Unknown
They're not. Would you.
Steph Tolev
Not yet.
Unknown
Have you ever done, like, homemade porn?
Steph Tolev
No. No. My. I don't know what words I can say, but down there's a mess. So we're not. We're not putting that.
Unknown
That's enough for me.
Steph Tolev
It's not going. We're not putting that on anything. That's gonna stay.
Unknown
What's going on down there?
Steph Tolev
I don't know. I have a boyfriend. He loves it. I don't care.
Unknown
Okay, that's fine. What's going on down there?
Steph Tolev
I come to the show. You're gonna show people. I show everyone. It is a reveal. I bet you guys all rub it on the way out.
Unknown
It's like that. Oh, it's like that.
Steph Tolev
Wait a minute.
Unknown
That's what I'm thinking. For good luck for other Canadians.
Steph Tolev
That's what it is. Yeah. Yeah.
Unknown
You have the ones that dangle.
Steph Tolev
Yes.
Unknown
And that's okay.
Steph Tolev
I don't like you saying this when you say it. Makes it more disturbing. Disgusting.
Unknown
I'm not a doctor.
Steph Tolev
He did a little two hand thing too. Like this.
Unknown
Like a car wash?
Steph Tolev
Yeah. This guy's banned for my shows.
Unknown
This is. Well, no. Well, you the one who brought it.
Steph Tolev
Up, so that's all I talk about. If you're coming to my show, I will mention my labia at some point.
Unknown
Well, that's not all you talk about.
Steph Tolev
Well, it's majority.
Unknown
Majority of.
Steph Tolev
I just say it's a manora. That's what it's called. The manora of what I talk about.
Unknown
Morning sickness.
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Unknown
Holmberg's morning sickness.
Steph Tolev
Nora Majora. Yeah. Come to the shows.
Unknown
Okay, so now I'm curious about the whole thing.
Steph Tolev
Well, you're never gonna see it, so maybe.
Unknown
I'm not asking. Labyrin minor, labia major. They're all big. The whole thing's just like a shotgun.
Steph Tolev
Whole thing? Yeah.
Unknown
Wow.
Steph Tolev
Wow. That's exactly it. Yeah. You.
Unknown
When did you realize it wasn't good?
Steph Tolev
Well, I didn't say it wasn't good.
Unknown
I'm not saying useful. I'm saying like looking at it. It's like oh boy.
Steph Tolev
I guess. I guess maybe from watching porn. I've seen others, but those are all trim Though men. If you're listening, if you're watching. If you are watching pornography, what you're looking at is a. Is a molded. It's made, it's trimmed. I'm talking about labiaplasty.
Unknown
You say that all the girls in porn.
Steph Tolev
I'm saying 90% of women in porn have had labia.
Unknown
Not one of those paper cuts is legit.
Steph Tolev
Ew. Why do you have to do the hand motions when you say these things?
Unknown
Because I'm demonstrative.
Steph Tolev
No, this is a radio show, not.
Unknown
You can see me. We're having a conversation.
Steph Tolev
I wish we were.
Unknown
Steph. Tola's at the Desert Ridge Improv tonight, getting her started. And then tomorrow, another day closer to her citizenship, she goes to the 10pm improv and finishes out the entire Memorial Day weekend for us all right there. Well, that's interesting. Like, I've never heard a woman just flat out say, it ain't attractive, but it gets the job done.
Steph Tolev
Well, that's your words, not mine.
Unknown
All right, well, how would you describe it?
Steph Tolev
Long. Definitely long.
Unknown
Yeah.
Steph Tolev
All right, look, it's fine.
Unknown
Hey, I'm not. It's a thing.
Steph Tolev
Hey, I have a hot boyfriend, and I keep bringing him up because he's hot and he's real and he's real.
Unknown
And I don't care what you say. Is his name Glass? By Jesus. Jefferson Jefferson?
Steph Tolev
Is his first name Jefferson Davis McDonald?
Unknown
He's a Confederate.
Steph Tolev
I know. It's scary. I know. He's helping me study. He knows all the answers.
Unknown
I bet he does. He bet he knows a few answers. Does he have a flag? Is he like.
Steph Tolev
That one's wrong. He doesn't have this.
Unknown
Does he hate being Jefferson Davis?
Steph Tolev
Yeah, he doesn't love it. His parents d. Obviously, years ago.
Unknown
Yeah. Was he from the South?
Steph Tolev
No.
Unknown
Is he Canadian?
Steph Tolev
No, no, he's from upstate New York.
Unknown
Oh, no kidding. Why did they name him that?
Steph Tolev
I don't know. I think it was, like, a phase his parents were going through.
Unknown
Confederate army phase.
Steph Tolev
Stars and bars.
Unknown
Yeah, he's got that. Like. Was he born in the mid-80s?
Steph Tolev
No, he's my. He's younger than me.
Unknown
Okay, that's.
Steph Tolev
Yeah, he's 80s. Yeah.
Unknown
He's 88, so it was right at the end of the Dukes of Hazzard, so I'm not sure. I don't know.
Steph Tolev
It's gonna be strange. It must be. It must be family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he just goes by Jefferson. He doesn't go.
Unknown
It's a great name. Yeah, he should be a Butler. What does he do?
Steph Tolev
He's a comedian. Performer.
Unknown
He's a comedian also.
Steph Tolev
More musician.
Unknown
Oh, okay. So he sings.
Steph Tolev
He sings. He plays piano.
Unknown
Plays piano.
Steph Tolev
Classically trained pianist.
Unknown
No kidding.
Steph Tolev
Really bad. So annoying. It's so.
Unknown
It's bad at fingering.
Steph Tolev
So annoying. It's. This is one of my jokes right now. It's. I can't get past it.
Unknown
We've got to fight through all that meat.
Steph Tolev
Yeah, well. Wow. Again with that. You literally moved the way you moved your hands as if it was, like, 15 tons. Oh, my God. Why did I bring this up to you out of all the radio stations? I'm sorry.
Unknown
Well, I don't know, but he's bad at it.
Steph Tolev
He's bad at fingers.
Unknown
Does he have small fingers?
Steph Tolev
No, he's got big fingers. Well, I guess because he's. He's scared they're gonna get, like, ruined. So maybe he is trying. He's scared they're gonna get cramped pruning.
Unknown
Or cramped.
Steph Tolev
Or cramped. Or maybe, like, broken because it's really heavy lifting. Yeah. He doesn't want to jam a finger on the way in. He's got to tickle the ivories.
Unknown
Snapping on some labs.
He's got to protect. That's his money maker.
Steph Tolev
It is, exactly. Yeah.
Unknown
You go messing around.
Steph Tolev
Mucking around. Yeah.
Unknown
Mucking around in that mud puddle.
Steph Tolev
It's a clean. Don't say mud puddle.
Unknown
All right, I apologize. That was. That was out of line. You're right. All the other stuff.
Steph Tolev
All the other stuff is fine.
Unknown
You're absolutely right. I apologize. It's a bridge too far. Steph is at the Desert Ridge Improv. I told you. Tonight, 10pm Prev. All weekend long. What else is going on in your life?
Steph Tolev
That's it. Oh, I'm in the new season of Tires on Netflix. Ridiculous. Yeah. That's fantastic. Yeah, it is very fun.
Unknown
That's funny. Are you a regular, or are you just doing.
Steph Tolev
I play. I'm Stabby's wife.
Unknown
Okay.
Steph Tolev
I play his wife in the. In episode two.
Unknown
So it could keep going, hopefully.
Steph Tolev
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unknown
That's pretty good.
Steph Tolev
It was unhinged. It was very fun.
Unknown
Are you a good actress?
Steph Tolev
I am. I saw it. I didn't know it was. I actually am, like. I'm very shocked. I'm happy with it. Yeah.
Unknown
And what about it? Like, can you watch yourself and go. Oh, my God, this is. People are gonna see. Are you okay seeing yourself on TV?
Steph Tolev
I'm okay. Well, because I lost, like, 30 pounds, so now I can watch.
Unknown
You came in and the first thing I noticed was that your leg muscles are popping.
Steph Tolev
They're jacked. Yeah.
Unknown
Yeah. You're doing some squats.
Steph Tolev
Oh, I'm a squat. I'm squatting over toilets because women are not wiping seats. I don't know what's going on up there. It's disgusting. The drive up here too, I started the grossest rest stop. It was covered in flies. I'm like, I'm simply not sitting on this. Yeah, no, it's a lot of toilet squats. Yeah.
Unknown
So you just kind of hover.
Was that after you down the date Shake? Take the place you stopped at?
Steph Tolev
No, the restroom.
Unknown
Okay.
Steph Tolev
Oh, no. You're driving us from la la here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unknown
No, I can't do.
Steph Tolev
I guess they're bad. It's just especially those ones to pull off the rest areas. Oh, truckers everywhere. Doing whatever the hell they're doing in their trailers.
Unknown
Killing hookers.
Steph Tolev
Sure, sure. Is that why all those flies were there?
Unknown
That's. There's a. There's a thing that's very true. That they're the last of the serial killers that'll never get caught. Cross country truckers.
Steph Tolev
Oh, yeah.
Unknown
It's because they get these girls at the runaways and stuff that hang out at truck stops and try to earn money with drugs and sex. They plop them in there and just throw them in the desert on the way out. Nobody will ever know.
Steph Tolev
This is a fun fact. Thanks.
Unknown
So there you go.
Steph Tolev
Good morning, everyone.
Unknown
Morning, everybody.
Steph Tolev
Good morning. There's no time to commute.
Unknown
What I plan to do for my retirement.
Yeah, I wanted to be a trucker for a while.
Steph Tolev
There's two beds in there. Some of them have they got bunks. One for the dead hooker, one for the dead.
Unknown
You don't want to sleep with a dead hooker. You're not a weirdo.
Steph Tolev
Yeah. Weird about it.
Unknown
Yeah. But yeah, I'd say I can't do the bathrooms in the public and the thing.
Steph Tolev
No, no. It's disgusting.
Unknown
Yeah. But you're. You're doing well with the.
Steph Tolev
I'm doing squats. Yeah. I'm doing. I was in Bill Burr's movie. If you saw old dads. I didn't see it. Cameo in there.
Unknown
How about that?
Steph Tolev
Yeah.
Unknown
Look at you acting. Do you want to win awards and stuff?
Steph Tolev
I just want to act. I. The road's killing me. This is exhausting. It's every weekend. And that's why I drove here, because I'm like. I've been on an airplane every weekend screaming at people at TSA I'm over. A guy called me Steve the other day. He looked right at my id. He went, all right, Steve, get in there. I'm like. You're looking at Stephanie like. I get it. I get what you're looking. I get. I sound masculine. I have a mullet right now. It is confusing, but. But it's. It's. Please.
Unknown
But you're still not Steve.
Steph Tolev
What the heck?
Unknown
You're fairly feminine Steve.
Steph Tolev
I'm fairly feminine. Wow. You. To get out. Fairly.
Unknown
Fairly feminine for a Steve. I've seen some feminine Steves, is what I'm saying. It's not that. And Steph, that's just an idiot.
Steph Tolev
Yeah.
Unknown
And this dude's in charge of our safety at the airport.
Steph Tolev
Exactly. That's the guy going through our bags. Yeah, yeah. I'm on tour and I'm. That's it. I'm trying to. That's it. I'm trying to, like, just.
Unknown
You think you'll get married to the Confederate?
Steph Tolev
I do.
Unknown
Yeah.
Steph Tolev
I do.
Unknown
Does he think so?
Steph Tolev
Yes. We're talking about a lot.
Unknown
No kidding.
Steph Tolev
Been together year and a half.
Unknown
Okay.
Steph Tolev
And we met very organically. He saw me at a show. Yeah, he's. Have you seen the movie Happy Gilmore?
Unknown
Huh?
Steph Tolev
He's Shooter McGavin's nephew.
Unknown
Oh.
Steph Tolev
Exactly like him. It's very bizarre.
Unknown
Wait, in the new movie when.
Steph Tolev
Oh, yeah.
Unknown
He's the original movie.
Steph Tolev
He's the original.
Unknown
He's the original nephew.
Steph Tolev
Yes. No, no. He's his. His. That's his uncle. That's his real uncle.
Brett Vesely
Oh, in real life.
Steph Tolev
In real life, Chris McDonald.
Unknown
Chris McDonald is his real uncle.
Steph Tolev
Is his real uncle.
Unknown
No kidding.
Steph Tolev
Yeah. So I met them. I was at a comedy club in. In la. And I was.
Unknown
Jerk.
Steph Tolev
No, he's the nicest man ever. The nicest man ever. He's. I. I drank with him two weeks ago in New York. He's the best. So funny, so kind. I know. And he looks just like I met him. I was like, fangirling over Shooter McGavin at the show. And then I'm like, who the hell is this, your son? He's like, it's my nephew. And then he DM me. And that's it. We've been dating.
Unknown
Good credit score.
Steph Tolev
Great credit score.
Unknown
Decent relationship with the parents.
Steph Tolev
Yeah, yeah.
Unknown
No criminal history.
Steph Tolev
No criminal history.
Unknown
This is good.
Steph Tolev
I know it's good.
Unknown
And you were the same on the other end? Decent credit score. Other than that.
Steph Tolev
That doesn't count.
Unknown
Credit score, solid credit score, decent relationship with mom and dad. You're Canadian so. Yeah.
Steph Tolev
Yeah. Oh, this is good.
Unknown
Yeah, this is the thing.
Brett Vesely
There he is.
Unknown
He does just look like.
Steph Tolev
There he is. He looks exactly like him. It's. What's that Fosco thing?
Unknown
Fosco McDonald's.
Brett Vesely
I'm not sure, but it's. It's right here.
Unknown
That's the name he goes by when.
Steph Tolev
He doesn't want you to find exactly like him. If you follow me on Instagram, you've seen we do videos together now. We post a lot together. It's very cute.
Unknown
You call him Fosco ever.
Steph Tolev
That's not his name. I don't know what that is. I don't know who that. I guess one of his uncle clauses. No, he's Jefferson.
Unknown
Jefferson Fosco McDonald.
Steph Tolev
That's not his.
Unknown
That's what I'm going to go with.
Steph Tolev
There he is. He looks exactly like him.
Unknown
How about that? You know? Well, you got everything going for you.
Steph Tolev
I do. I'm so happy.
Unknown
Well, it's been nice knowing you.
Steph Tolev
Thank you.
Unknown
When you. Yeah, when you pop off, I. I root for that. I root for comedians that have come in here. We have a good time, then they take off. It's the Joe Coy rule because. And now it's too late. We've been at this for 25 years here, so used to be we'd see you. You'd. You'd peek, and then we'd see on the way down.
Steph Tolev
Oh, I know.
Unknown
I call it the John Lovitz rule now. It's the Joe Coy rule, where it's like, you made it so big. We used to be friends. We'd call, we'd do this. And now I never hear from you again because you're too big for the show. That is what I root for, for you.
Steph Tolev
Well, thank you. That's exactly what I want.
Unknown
Hopefully, the special takes you to great heights. If we see you again. Complete failure.
Steph Tolev
Yeah, if we see him again, that's.
Unknown
Not going to be good.
Steph Tolev
I got to be pissed. I got to be a blob. The legs will be jello when I come back.
Unknown
Be sitting on flies. You won't even care. Steph, Tolev, leave us with words of wisdom. Please, please, just come to the.
Steph Tolev
Come to the show. Support live comedy. Stop just swiping away all day. That's my wisdom. Get. Get out of your house. Stop looking at your phone and experience something.
Unknown
Experience humanity.
Steph Tolev
Yeah. Come on. Come see the laby alive.
Unknown
That's right. Laby a lot. It's always good to see you. A pleasure and congratulations. All this is good for you.
Steph Tolev
Happy for you.
Unknown
That's Steph Tolev, everybody. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98.
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: May 22, 2025 - Steph Tolev - Tempe Improv - In Studio
Host/Author: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
In this episode, Steph Tolev joins the Holmberg's Morning Sickness (HMS) team to discuss her burgeoning career in comedy. Steph shares insights into her journey, highlighting her recent achievements and upcoming projects.
Steph Tolev: "I've gone on pretty much every podcast you can think of. I'm going to Austin to do that podcast run."
[02:15]
Steph delves into her unique comedic collaborations with individuals from the adult entertainment industry. She explains how these partnerships blend humor with unexpected twists, making her content both edgy and entertaining.
Steph Tolev: "I do these like, fake jokes where I act like it's going to be dirty and then it's not."
[03:58]
One notable collaboration with Samantha Mack went viral, where Steph combines classic porn tropes with comedic subversions.
Steph Tolev: "It's a spin on, like, the classic porn tropes. And I just turned it around and make it funny instead of having a dude with this."
[04:22]
A significant portion of the conversation centers around Steph's process of obtaining U.S. citizenship. She shares her apprehensions and the humorous struggles she faces while preparing for the citizenship test.
Steph Tolev: "I'm learning about America. I'm stupid, though. I have, like, flashcards. Trying to learn. I'm screwed. I'm going to have to force my boyfriend to marry me. I'm gonna fail this for sure."
[07:19]
Steph expresses concern over her knowledge of American history and government, leading to lighthearted banter about potential study aids.
Steph Tolev: "I don't even know what they are, though. They're just things like. Yeah, that's all you need. That's it."
[07:50]
Steph introduces her boyfriend, Jefferson Davis McDonald, a classically trained pianist and comedian. Their relationship becomes a focal point as they discuss his influence on her life and career.
Steph Tolev: "He's a comedian. Performer. More musician. He sings. He plays piano."
[15:31]
Their humorous exchanges reveal a supportive and playful partnership, with Jefferson assisting Steph in her studies for citizenship.
Unknown Host: "He helps me study. He knows all the answers."
[07:35]
Steph highlights her involvement in the new Netflix series "Tires", where she plays Stabby's wife. Additionally, she mentions her cameo in Bill Burr's movie "Old Dads".
Steph Tolev: "I'm in the new season of Tires on Netflix. Ridiculous. Yeah, that's fantastic. Yeah, it is very fun."
[16:52]
Steph Tolev: "I was in Bill Burr's movie. If you saw Old Dads. I didn't see it. Cameo in there."
[18:50]
She expresses excitement about reaching a broader audience through these platforms and the impact they have on her career trajectory.
Throughout the episode, Steph shares various personal stories and humorous observations, ranging from experiences at comedy clubs to quirky interactions during her tours.
Steph discusses the challenges of maintaining hygiene standards during tours, leading to comedic reflections on public restrooms and rest stop conditions.
Steph Tolev: "I'm squatting over toilets because women are not wiping seats. I don't know what's going on up there. It's disgusting."
[17:33]
She humorously addresses misconceptions about her identity, particularly instances where her appearance leads to mistaken identity.
Steph Tolev: "I sound masculine. I have a mullet right now. It is confusing, but it's..."
[19:10]
Steph concludes the discussion by promoting her upcoming shows at Desert Ridge Improv and Tempe Improv, encouraging listeners to support live comedy.
Steph Tolev: "Come to the show. Support live comedy. Stop just swiping away all day. That's my wisdom. Get out of your house. Stop looking at your phone and experience something."
[22:20]
Unknown Host: "That's Steph Tolev, everybody. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station."
[22:37]
Steph Tolev on Comedy Collaborations:
"I do these like, fake jokes where I act like it's going to be dirty and then it's not."
[03:58]
Steph on Citizenship Test Anxiety:
"I'm learning about America. I'm stupid, though. I have, like, flashcards. Trying to learn. I'm screwed."
[07:19]
Steph Introducing Jefferson:
"He's a comedian. Performer. More musician. He sings. He plays piano."
[15:31]
Closing Wisdom from Steph:
"Come to the show. Support live comedy. Stop just swiping away all day."
[22:20]
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers an in-depth look into Steph Tolev's multifaceted career and personal life. From her innovative comedic collaborations and upcoming projects to the humorous hurdles of becoming a U.S. citizen, Steph provides listeners with an engaging and relatable narrative. Her candid discussions, sprinkled with humor and personal anecdotes, make for an entertaining and insightful listen, even for those who might not be familiar with her work.