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Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Release Date: May 22, 2025
Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Platform: 98KUPD (97.9 FM)

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1. Cows in the Air: Helicopter Rescue Operations

The episode kicks off with a humorous yet insightful discussion about an unusual rescue operation involving cows. The hosts delve into a recent incident in Austria where a looming mudslide threatened a small village predominantly inhabited by farmers and their livestock.

Brady Bogen shares his fascination with the spectacle:
[03:24] "Imagine waking up at two in the morning to see a cow strapped to a helicopter, spinning it around. It’s like watching something straight out of a surreal movie."

The conversation highlights the ingenuity and challenges of relocating large animals in emergency situations, emphasizing the cows' bewildered reactions to their airborne transport.

2. Drone Deliveries: Innovation or Illicit Activity?

Transitioning from cow rescues, the hosts explore the evolving landscape of drone deliveries in Phoenix. They discuss the potential benefits and unintended consequences of this technology.

Brett Vesely raises concerns about security:
[09:23] "Are we doing drone deliveries in Phoenix? Yesterday, I saw one with a sizable box attached. It might have been a drug deal."

Brady Bogen echoes these worries, speculating on the misuse of drone technology for illicit purposes:
[11:31] "Drug deals are going to be so easy when Amazon packages are being delivered by drones. Nobody's going to second-guess a thing."

The segment underscores the thin line between technological advancement and the facilitation of illegal activities, urging listeners to stay vigilant.

3. A Moment of Self-Reflection: Masculinity and Job Requests

A poignant moment arises when a homeless individual approaches the hosts, seeking employment. This encounter serves as a catalyst for John Holmberg to introspect about his own perceptions of masculinity.

John Holmberg reflects:
[17:32] "When a homeless guy asks me for a job, it made me realize how unmanly I am. It’s a humbling experience that challenges my self-image."

The discussion opens up broader conversations about societal expectations, personal vulnerabilities, and the importance of empathetic leadership.

4. AI in Journalism: The Fine Line Between Efficiency and Authenticity

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the revelation that a reporter from the Chicago Sun Times admitted to using artificial intelligence to draft an article listing the "Top 10 Recommended Books of 2025." The unethical use of AI led to the inclusion of five fabricated book titles.

Brady Bogen critiques the reliance on AI in journalism:
[34:07] "If they're using it for newspapers already, they're using it for other stuff too. We don't stand a chance against that stuff."

Dick Toledo adds concern over the authenticity of news:
[37:14] "Nothing we stand on is genuine anymore. It's over. Just be ready because we're fighting a war that's not real."

The hosts debate the integrity of journalism in the age of AI, emphasizing the need for human oversight to maintain credibility and trustworthiness in reporting.

5. Dirty Dining Spotlights: Senor Sushi Under Scrutiny

The hosts turn their attention to the "Dirty Dining" segment, focusing on Senor Sushi. Reports highlight significant hygiene issues, including roaches on lobsters and unsanitary conditions in food preparation areas.

Brady Bogen shares his aversion to the establishment:
[48:37] "Senor Sushi's website is beautiful, but when you see jalapeños and deep-fried items on a sushi menu, something's off."

Bret Vesely emphasizes the impact of these findings on consumer trust:
[50:14] "If you're thinking about dining there this weekend, Senor Sushi is automatically off your list for me."

The discussion serves as a cautionary tale for listeners to prioritize hygiene and authenticity when choosing dining establishments.

6. Personal Anecdotes: From Basketball Posts to Sleep Schedules

Interspersed with the main topics are personal stories that add depth and relatability to the episode.

Brady Bogen shares his struggles with installing a basketball post:
[20:02] "I had to hire the Turf Monsters crew to dig the hole for my basketball post. It was overkill, but they did an amazing job."

He also discusses his unconventional sleep schedule: [07:35] "I started sleeping whenever I feel like it, staying up all night for the show, and I've never felt better with just four or five hours of sleep."

These anecdotes humanize the hosts, allowing listeners to connect on a personal level beyond the primary discussions.

7. Closing Remarks: Embracing the Madness

As the episode draws to a close, the hosts reflect on the chaotic blend of topics discussed, from aerial cow rescues to the ethical dilemmas posed by AI in media. They reaffirm their commitment to providing honest and engaging content amidst a rapidly changing world.

Brady Bogen concludes with a humorous yet sobering note:
[37:14] "The future is dim, everyone. He's the only one you can trust. Because AI wouldn't write all his messages, that's how you know it's authentic."

The episode wraps up with light-hearted banter and previews of upcoming segments, leaving listeners both entertained and contemplative.

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Notable Quotes:

• "Imagine waking up at two in the morning to see a cow strapped to a helicopter, spinning it around." – Brady Bogen [03:24]
• "Drug deals are going to be so easy when Amazon packages are being delivered by drones." – Brady Bogen [11:31]
• "When a homeless guy asks me for a job, it made me realize how unmanly I am." – John Holmberg [17:32]
• "The future is dim, everyone. He's the only one you can trust." – Brady Bogen [37:14]

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This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a diverse range of discussions, blending humor with critical societal observations. From bizarre animal rescues and technological pitfalls to personal reflections and ethical quandaries, the hosts deliver a captivating narrative that keeps listeners engaged and informed.

Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

Still streaming Homburg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com thank you quite kindly. Miles to nowhere Katie and the Hobbs getting us started. It's a lot of people email me about how they've banged waitresses and stuff. All right, that's fine. You can do it. I'm not saying it happens but. But they're banging other guys too and it's. You're not unique.

[Brett Vesely]

Odds are against you.

[Brady]

People are like, you should just bang her. I'm like, look, he's dreaming about the girl. He's having like, fantasies. If he bangs her and then goes back to that bar and sees her flirting with Brett or me or someone else, he's going to end up with a restraining order. He's, he's recently. You got to think of the dude's.

[Brett Vesely]

Brain and he's dreaming about you too.

[Brady]

Yeah, he. Well, he's not dreaming about me. I'm definitely. I'm on his mind. I'm on his mind. Scott Haynes liked that Brady tried to save that girl. He said, Brady saving souls at the strip club, like Jewel, not the singer, Richard Jewel rummaging around in the trash to save lives. And he said, and Brady also looks a little bit like Richard Jewel. So it works. That's true. Richard Jewell, of course, is the millennial park bombing hero. That story boy, that guy, remember him? He tried to save everybody's life by finding that package at the Millennium park in the 96 Olympics. And it blew up and they arrested him and ruined his life. And, and it turned out it wasn't him the whole time. Great movie. Clint Eastwood directed that one. It was a great movie. This one said, best thing I've ever heard a guy say about a woman is I'd throw myself into a paper pulp machine just for the chance to be turned into that woman's toilet paper. Oh, God.

[Larry McFeely]

It's pretty elaborate.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You sacrifice your own existence, your mass, your entire carbon based life form, just to be turned into paper so you could like have her wipe herself with you. What if you did all that and then like the dog pees on the floor and she uses you? Ah, God, it backfired terribly. Anyway, what are you gonna do? I watched, by the way, my sleep schedule, which is basically whenever I feel like I need to sleep, I sleep. So a lot of times still with that. Oh, I'm loving every second of it, Brett. Yeah, I fell into a human schedule for a little while and I, and I. It was just because I wasn't getting my day sleep, so I was doing stuff in the daytime when I normally now found myself sleeping as a, as a forever night person. A nocturnal this morning show thing has eaten me alive for years and years. So back in December, I'm like, I am up on vacation. The first day of vacation, I was awake until 4 in the morning. It's just my natural rhythm. So I'm like, why do I do this? So I started to stay up all night do the show, go home when I could and then fall asleep. And I was sleeping three, four hours max and feeling more rest better than I'd ever felt in my life. No alarms were waking me. I was on my own sleep time. I was getting good rest, I was feeling good. All I need is four, four or five hours and I'm good. So you know, last night I kind of got drowsy about 10 o' clock I went and laid down, turned the TV on, knocked out for a couple hours, woke up about two and I turned TV was on still and it was on the BBC because I like the way they do news. I like it's. They could tell you stuff that's terrible. 14 people were killed this morning in an awful accident with oxen. And you're like wow, that sounds so nice when you say it. Like a disease could ravage a town. Eyeballs fall out of the symptoms, first symptom and then your skin peels off like a grape. We'll be right back checking weather and sport. They're like, this is the best channel ever. Last night I woke up and in Austria I think it was, they have, they're worried that this mountain that these farmers live next to is going to. There's going to be a mudslide and have a, like a landslide thing and smush all of their houses. So getting all the people out of this little village. But it's a big cow village. Like they've got loads of cows and so the only way they can get them out because otherwise they gotta drive them all through the livestock thing or the mud type thing is to helicopter em out. You haven't lived until your first thing you see when you open your eyes at two in the morning is a cow attached to a helicopter spinning it is the most like, I'm dying for that to be something I see in real life someday is that somebody goes and straps a cow to a helicopter and then gives the thumbs up to the guy flying. And then just to be that cow for a few seconds, just to be like what the hell's going on with this guy? Like he's going to milk me or nope, nope, we're going in the air, we're flying. I can fly. He doesn't know he's strapped to a helicopter. He just thinks suddenly I'm leaving the earth. Like I'm just, I. Cows aren't smart, but they have to know that's not normal. They have to have a moment in their brains going, well, I don't know how this ends but this is not good. And I just started laughing and then they came back for another one. Meanwhile they're like the local livestock had to be shipped out via helicopter and they. They're choppering out cow after cow. Oh, it's amazing. Maybe the greatest thing I've ever seen. And I just sat and watched that. It's the first thing I saw. And I'm like, man, I hope there's a mudslide by my house and there's a farmer with some cows because I need to watch this. Still nothing better than that old lady. They got rescued off Camelback Mountain and got was squat peak and the thing started to react funny cuz the helicopter made a move. So the basket she was in swung so hard her organs went to the sides of her body. Like that was a. You know, she was going 110 rotations and she made it, but her organs got squished to the side because of the G force.

[Brett Vesely]

Did she get paid?

[Brady]

Oh, she got paid. That's a quiet. She got paid. But she got.

[Brett Vesely]

That's why I asked. Because you never heard about it.

[Brady]

No, for sure that woman got paid. But yeah, it's. That was a. That was a real one. But it's. Yeah, the, the cows going in the air. You get a chance to. You get bored today at work. That's that. That. Remember that? I don't know if that's still a channel member when Chive had that channel where just weird stuff would play. Oh, I love that. I love that. I was mesmerized by it. This was that. This was the exact same thing. Cows being attached to helicopters. Maybe I might go to like sphere in ve just for the cows attached to helicopter show. And the cow didn't do anything looking down. He's got the harness on, guy gives the thumbs up and they start lifting him up and he just goes. His body kind of sinks up in the center and his legs hang. I don't think he was going. I don't think he lost it. And he's like cool, I'm adaptable. Where are we going?

[Brett Vesely]

You know, the cows are going, what the.

[Brady]

What the are you doing? Hey, was that guy did this? And then, I mean, cows are so dumb. They all get in line at the slaughterhouse and they're like, well we're supposed to be in this line. Then they watch the dude in front of him just get smashed in the head with a plunger and then like peeled and he's next on the thing. Geez, that was a little aggressive. What did Bob do. And then he goes up there. It's like, well, these guys wouldn't do that twice in a row. Surely they. They know I'm a witness to their crime. Ah, they hit him in the head.

[Larry McFeely]

There's no turning around once they're in that room.

[Brady]

Yeah, but there's fights. There's gotta be some sort of a bite that they never bit. But as I've always said, you can't spell slaughterhouse without laughter. And by the way, speaking of things in the air, are we doing drone deliveries in Phoenix?

[Larry McFeely]

I know it's a test market. I don't know because I remember, you know, playing that legacy golf course. Yeah, Walmart was testing. They had the big drone. Every day they're floating around playing. They go down the South Mountain.

[Brady]

Something went over my house yesterday. It had a box attached to the bottom of it. But it might have been a drug deal. I don't.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I'm going with.

[Brady]

That's what I think, too. I don't. Are we. I haven't heard anything like, how big. I mean, this is a good size.

[Larry McFeely]

This thing was pretty big.

[Brett Vesely]

From what I understood, they were doing them around the Amazon distribution places, like seven or eight miles out there weren't going.

[Brady]

So mine was a drug deal? I would think so, because there's no possible way.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I heard. I don't know.

[Brady]

They wouldn't tell us. Like, wouldn't they alert the neighborhood that, hey, by the way, this is going to start happening in your. I mean, this. It wasn't very high up in the air. It was high, higher than I'd have expected, but it was, I don't know, a couple hundred feet and had a box attached to it and it was floating by. And I'm like, are we doing that now? Is that a thing? Because if that's a thing, I needed to know. And also, they have the ones that don't, like, they don't do, like their hole in the cow, they have a port underneath that opens and closes and they spit the packages out, which I've seen on tv, which is really neat when they land in your front yard and then the bottom of them swings out and the package falls out and then they close it and the thing takes off again. But this was a pretty good sized box. Oh, yeah, you're probably right. Brett, were you doing anything yesterday with drones?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't fly this.

[Brady]

I'm just getting some. Too easy to track evidence from one to the next. Yeah, that is true. That is true. It's a good point.

[Brett Vesely]

From what I understand.

[Larry McFeely]

It's like, when you're doing your deliveries that way, it'd be. Yeah, that's just setting yourself up.

[Brady]

It could be. Yeah, but if we're doing it, look, Brett's people are going to be the ones that take advantage when Amazon's in the air and we're all allegedly. Oh, please. You guys are going to be. It's going to be the grossest thing in the world when kids in the front yard and the little drone drops down. We got a package. We got a package. And the thing opens up in the bottom and a human head rolls out with a note that says, let this be a lesson. And then it takes off. You guys are going to use drones for.

[Larry McFeely]

We got an orange.

[Brady]

That's the whole point is. Yeah, exactly. Orange is, Daddy, somebody dropped off naranjas. And then the next thing you know, your people are going to be the bad guys, are going to be the ones that take advantage of drones flying around and us being used to it more than anyone else. Drug deals are going to be so easy when Amazon packages are being delivered by drones, nobody's going to second guess a thing. No cops will look up and go, that's one. That's what they're not going to know.

[Brett Vesely]

I think the cartels are already doing it.

[Brady]

Of course they are. That we opened that door like, I'm not a drug dealer. And my first thought is, I can get drugs to people this way once. Those things are flying around pretty regular. But I saw one. I saw one yesterday, and it had a box attached to the bottom of it. And I thought that's. We're starting that now. But I don't think it's external deliveries. It's not like, you know, a hawk with a. A rat and it's talons. I think it has to be in there. This was hanging off the bottom of the drone.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Where? Where eventually we just unclip it and drop it.

[Brady]

I'm. I don't know. I don't know how it works with that. I think it just hovers above and then. Yeah, it drops down and unlatches itself and then goes. Because I've seen it. I see what you're seeing deliver with the package. That's the only thing I've ever seen is the. The ones that have the. The little, like, garage door on the bottom that opens up and then the package rolls out or falls out. Yeah. Anyway, congratulations, drug dealers. We've given you a new avenue to blend in. Congratulations, mob. What do you mean what? Why do you answer when I say.

[Brett Vesely]

Mob if you're not answering my computer?

[Brady]

Why? Why when I say mob, does he say what allegedly I'm not? How do you know I'm talking about you?

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett Vesely]

All right, HMS podcast time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Felt Face performing. Just Google it and you're gonna have.

[Brady]

To go see for yourself on that one.

[Brett Vesely]

And downtown at Standup Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's.

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[Larry McFeely]

Surprised you haven't used those. The mobile ones like you go on ASU campus. You see those little boxes?

[Brady]

Yeah, you know what? I gotta hand it to society about that. Especially in college. Those little mobile delivery cars, those tiny little guys. Nobody's just kicking those Around. I figured around college kids and stuff. They'd be destroying them.

[Larry McFeely]

They'd probably keep them only during the day. Are those even.

[Brady]

Oh, the drunks would destroy them, but still. Yeah, they're little cars they'll drive.

[Brett Vesely]

Like from the movie cars. Like almost cartoon cars.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

So they're. What are they delivering food?

[Brady]

Most of the time.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, I've seen them and I'm like, what the hell is that?

[Brady]

But I thought society would be much meaner to those. And they're. We're actually being pretty nice to them.

[Larry McFeely]

As far as we know, I guess.

[Brady]

Well, the ones in la, I've seen pictures them kind of bunched up in a corner with a homeless and their spray paint on them. Like you can't stop. No offense, and I don't want to be a bigot, but you can't stop Mexicans from spray painting stuff like that. And that's going to be. They're good at it. They happen to have the can of rust oleum. You have to write your name on the suspect. Yeah, you have to tag that. I mean, I'm. I'm white as they come and if I had a can of spray paint and one of those was going down my street, I'd tag. Wouldn't look good. I'm bad with spray paint. I don't know how those guys do that.

[Larry McFeely]

I wonder if it's tagged and if it, you know, delivers outside another area, it gets beat up by the other.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh yeah, wrong colors.

[Brady]

If it's. If it's part of the Rolling 60s and it hits the Crenshaw mafia mother. Yeah, it's gonna get. It's gonna get swiped up. And also, I guess it's kind of equipped with. We can find it. So everybody's afraid if you start kicking it. Because I mean, look at what happened with Teslas. The dummies that started to destroy Teslas Knew there's cameras, 360 degrees of cameras, and they still keyed them, tried to light them on fire and stuff. And they're like, you're idiots. These little delivery boxes are the same. They've got cameras, they've got tracking devices. So everybody's kind of left them alone. I got a tip of the cap. Good job, Tempe college kids. I assumed for sure there'd be a lot more destroyed little delivery wallies.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, they're all busy at the Tempe Tavern for a while, so now you know.

[Brady]

That's true. They, they. You know what, when we busted up the Tempe Tavern, it was like when we broke up the zone downtown. It's like they're just wandering around looking for something to do now. And a homeless guy asked me for a job. Speaking of the zone on the street.

[Brett Vesely]

Drive the van for us. You know, right here, our promo guys.

[Brady]

It's on 52nd Street. Yeah, I. You know what? I should have told you. KUPD will hire you.

[Brett Vesely]

Go talk to Kristen.

[Brady]

She'll hook you up cleaner than most of the guys we've got. You. You're. You're gonna run the promotions department eventually. You. The guy over here. There was a lady on the middle of the road and on the right side on the freeway entrance. I had my windows down because it was glorious. And he said, you got any work for me? And I'm. I just like me. Yeah. You got work for me? No.

[Larry McFeely]

What are your skills?

[Brady]

Yeah, I didn't have time for the interview. I was. It was an on ramp.

[Larry McFeely]

Sorry, I don't have time for this interview.

[Brady]

It's a yield sign. This isn't even a stop sign or a light.

[Brett Vesely]

Give me a resume, bro.

[Brady]

I mean, once your. Do you have your last employer's phone number by chance? I never had no job. I'm just looking for new ideas. Get in. Let's talk. What did he expect I would do? It was a yield sign. The only reason I stopped was because there was oncoming traffic. Otherwise, I'd have just blown right by him and ignored him like I always do. But he saw my windows down, and he took the opportunity to ask if I was hiring. I guess I looked like an employer at the time, but that's better than, do you have money? I guess, because if I'd have been, like, trying, I guess, and actually, you know what? And I thought about that halfway home. I did need somebody to dig the hole for my basketball post because I got tweaky nowhere.

[Brett Vesely]

And you live.

[Brady]

I wouldn't say it was my house. I just say, look, I contracted this job, and you could do this. But then. Does he know how? And now my basket's facing the wrong way. So I got real people again. That's. That's proof of how little masculinity I actually possess when it comes to around the house stuff. Basketball court. Gotta have it. Had the guys at Turf Monsters put this whole thing in. And then I get. Later, after all the stuff's poured, I get the equipment for the basketball post and stuff. And then I gotta find a way to get that installed. And I'm not drilling into that new slab, so you gotta pour a new Thing they said to dig a four foot hole on the Internet. Do you know how deep a four foot hole is? Deep.

[Larry McFeely]

That just sounds.

[Brady]

You start digging, you get to a foot and you're like that should do it. And you're like I got like three more foot hole to make sure that you know. Because I'm probably going to be doing a lot. Well, I'm going to be doing a.

[Larry McFeely]

Lot of dunking, gorilla dunking.

[Brady]

A lot of tomahawk dunks. A lot of them. You know at 52 you start that stuff, you start going. Now's the time when I really express my tomahawk dunk needs my two handed shack daddy moments on a seven and a half foot rim. I'm definitely not rising up to ten, but I will. But I don't think that it's going to take the beating enough to have a four foot post into the earth. I don't even think footers for your house are that deep. Anyway, they suggested that at Goalzilla so I had to find somebody. I'm like, I can't do this myself. And I had every intention of being trying to be a man and doing it. And then I walked by the garage where I see the holes from when I tried to put the bike racks up still in the wall. I'm like no, I better not do this. So I had one of those post hole diggers. I put that right back because when I saw four feet I'm like, if I could dig a four foot hole, Bobcat, I need a backhoe for that. There's no possible. I'm not a man. So the guys that I had do it were there yesterday and they were the Turf Monsters crew. I asked a couple of guys if they could help me out with that and they're awesome. I'm telling you man, that is a great group. And Ryan set it up. He's. Ryan is the guy I deal with from. He goes, let me get you some people for this so it doesn't screw up all we've done. I'm like, thank God. I go out there and the dude is. The little dude is to. To his chest is standing in the earth. Yeah, he spoke some English the other guy did. I had a moment yesterday. I'm like nice job boys. He goes, nice knowing glace. And I'm like that's all right. Bueno trabajo.

[Brett Vesely]

Pinche John.

[Brady]

Pinche John. I'll get it eventually. I'm sure they're saying it pinch. I don't know what bald is in Spanish but That's what they're saying right now. Pinch a bald yawn. Yeah, I'm so. I'm such a non man that I didn't. A, I knew I couldn't do it and B, I didn't know who to hire or how to get it done. So I considered maybe the guy on the side of the road yesterday, but I got people to do it. Four foot hole like that is overkill. I think he might have dug down to three. And I went out and I'm like, that's bueno. You don't have to go any deeper than that. You're never getting out of that thing. It's a grave. That is a good group of people.

[Larry McFeely]

And you gotta take it dirt away.

[Brady]

I don't even know where he put that, to be honest with you. He's standing out there. I'm like, where's the. How did he do this? That is that. Say what you will about stereotypes and other things. If you need holes or tunnels dug, they're your folks. Second Vietnamese, but I mean, good lord, that dude had a three and a.

[Larry McFeely]

Half grid in your lawn.

[Brady]

Oh, he had a three foot hole dug in a couple hours by himself. And it filled and filled it with the mix, the concrete and everything. It was done. You can't dig a. You can't dig a hole like that. As a white, I don't know why we're bad at hole digging, but man, oh man, they're not.

[Larry McFeely]

So the hoop is set?

[Brady]

Not yet. No concrete sins. Gotta let it cure for a day or two and then I can start putting all the stuff on. So you gotta wait. You can't just start grabbing it and slamming it down into that concrete.

[Brett Vesely]

The.

[Larry McFeely]

The hoop in. Is that what he said?

[Brady]

Stuff that sticks out, you put that in while the concrete.

[Larry McFeely]

Just put the pole in the concrete?

[Brady]

Yeah. That's ridiculous. You just snap the concrete. No, this has a base of foundation. It's really high end. Good stuff. But yeah, you put in the posts while the concrete is drying, they stick out. And then you place the thing on top. Well, I'm. By the way, that's. Step one is just getting this part done. I've got seven or eight giant pieces of basketball hoops needs to be put together. Somebody else's gonna have to do that. No way am I ever gonna figure out how to get that. You're out of your mind.

[Brett Vesely]

You put IKEA stuff together.

[Brady]

You can do this. Come on. Nope, no way. And by the way, ikea, if they offer in the assembly, I'm Pretty much like, yeah, you guys should probably do this. I can do a better. But I'm not doing a bunch of that. It's going to take me forever. But that basketball hoop is sitting there. The half the base is up against the wall. The part that goes on top of that is there. Then you get into the backboard and all the arms that hold that. And then there's this twisty thing in the back that rises, lowers and raises. And I'm like, oh, this is a job for a man. All I can do is shoot the baskets once it's done. Yeah, I'm not built. I'm not a Builder Bob. Builder Bob was confusing to me. It wasn't a children's show. That was like trigonometry. Bob the Builder, whatever that was. I can't even say it right. Builder Bob, Bob the Builder. I'm looking at that guy like he's a genius.

[Larry McFeely]

Handy man. He was solid.

[Brady]

See? Handy Manny makes sense to me. That's a dude I would hire over. Bob the Builder. Bob the Builder seems to be like a foreman. He knows how to read blueprints, but he's not doing the hard work. Handy Manny, that dude's getting it done. And I had Andy Manny three foot into the earth yesterday. Well, there. That's a big ass hole, Andy Manuel. Yeah. Oh, that's why I had to have it. But I looked in there like it's a big ass hole. See, Like, I think you're good there. I don't think we need to go down to the full four feet.

[Larry McFeely]

Should have tapped him for the.

[Brady]

The basketball hoop probably will. Yeah, yeah, he'll do it. Probably. So you think you're all done now that the. This is. Let's get the thing. See, but then I got to get like ladders and scaffolding. The dude's only three feet tall. There's nothing like him putting a ten foot rim up.

[Larry McFeely]

No problem.

[Brady]

I don't need to see the license and bonding on that. Just like I said, I can't dig a hole when it comes to that. But if an unlicensed or unbonded worker in my backyard takes a spill, I'll have a grave dug real fast. Trust me. And I won't have to hire out for that because I'm not. I'm not helping. You always hire the licensed and bonded because the unlicensed ones fall, break their necks. They own your house if you tell it. But if they fall out of your palm trees and you find them, you got to put them in the earth. There's no way around it.

[Larry McFeely]

There you go, digging another hole.

[Brady]

And that's the thing. Like, I would dig that hole. I would dig a higher again. No, I wouldn't. I can dig a desperation grave. That's adrenaline. I can do that.

[Larry McFeely]

You just call Brett.

[Brady]

No, that. Well, Brett can help me out with that too. But that's white people. Digging a desperation grave is like when moms lift cars off babies. There's like, we can do it then. That's an adrenaline dig. Just digging a hole for work as a white middle aged man. Impossible. But if, if a tree trimmer falls out of my tree and I hired him, you know, when he knocked on the door. The tree. Tree. No. You want to trim my trees? See? See? What do you charge, $12? Yeah. Get up there. Climb that 40 foot palm. Get that done. Holberg's morning sickness. Holburn's morning sickness 28 Kubden.

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

My licensed guy wants 300 bucks for those. Those are tall trees and he grabs a rope, a jump rope, ties it to his and just works his way up there.

[Larry McFeely]

Spike cleats.

[Brady]

I don't. I think he just has a pair of Brooks baseball shoes and just hikes with nails. Yeah, he's put a couple of penny Nails in the edges, see? Trim three. Yeah, trim it. $12. Yeah, that's a great deal. How about eight? But when he falls out of that tree, white guy, desperation hole, that is. I get mom juice off that.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm gonna dig a big hole, like three foot tall. And it's not gonna be that deep of a hole.

[Brady]

You wanna go deep, though. You wanna go deep so the coyotes don't start digging. And I got five dogs. And you bury them in the front yard, too. You know, the dogs aren't around there. Oh, yeah. I can do a desperation, like, unlicensed, unbonded hole. Like, again, superhuman strength when it comes to that basketball post hole. Might as well be doing science. I can't do that.

[Larry McFeely]

Catches put about a foot and a half, one in my backyard hole.

[Brady]

You what?

[Larry McFeely]

The dog? Oh, my dog. Catch.

[Brady]

Yeah, he dug a hole.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. And I just left it there. I'm like, he stopped him from doing it.

[Brady]

Maybe there's a body there. Maybe Ronnie got some of that superhuman mom strength and buried somebody who was. And Catch figured it out. Every time a dog starts digging, when the dog isn't a digger, there's a body in there. There's something down there. I've had a couple. One just the one spot he's got something down in.

[Larry McFeely]

I mean, he has a variety of, you know, in the gravel and stuff like that, but this one particular.

[Brady]

You know how to solve that, right? You put his crap in there. Yeah. And then buried it again. Next time he digs, he's like, ah, Brady's a dick. And then he doesn't dig anymore. And by the way, we're all trying to figure out what news is real and what news isn't real and what happened here. I didn't like what Trump did yesterday when he ambushed that dude from South Africa with a. See that? No, took him into the Oval Office and he's like, got the guy from South Africa. He's the president, really. Can we dim the lights? And he did. I went home and what Jay told me about it at React Defense. He dims the lights in the Oval Office, the same office he fought Zelinsky in. He has those little press conferences after meetings. Can we dim the lights? And they roll out a tv, like AV department roll them. And he plays a video of white farmers in South Africa being, you know.

[Larry McFeely]

The reason why they brought him killed.

[Brady]

Well, there he's saying there's a genocide of white farmers. And Elon Musk is in there, like, nodding, like he's saying there's a White genocide.

[Larry McFeely]

He's a presenter.

[Brady]

He's. He's telling him about it. So this dude's sitting there like, really? This is what we're doing. Are you gonna admit that you're trying to kill all the whites is his problem down there? And he's like, I don't know what this is. And he just totally ambushed him. I didn't even know you could do that. I didn't know. I've never seen a president. AV room. The Oval Office.

[Larry McFeely]

Reminds me of the J.

[Brady]

Cat juggling. Exactly. That's exactly what it was. He said, hit the lights. Cat juggling. How much do you need? This is. This must be stopped. Yeah. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. And I'm like, oh, my God. He's ambushing foreign leaders. That is basically saying, your country sucks. Meanwhile, our country has, like, cameras everywhere. This is a glass houses situation. Don't do that.

[Larry McFeely]

Then he probably iced him for. Hang on. Springsteen just made a. I got a fire back.

[Brady]

I got to get on Truth Social for a second. I don't know what everybody's doing, but I think I'm going to nail this guy. Watch this.

[Larry McFeely]

Did you see the little video he put up?

[Brady]

Oh, he's. Yeah, he's the busiest man in the world when it comes to nonsense. But, yeah, I'm watching that yesterday.

[Larry McFeely]

There's no way. I mean, he puts that together where he swings the golf club. He's hits the drive, and it knocks Springsteen over. Walking upstate.

[Brady]

He likes things and then presents them as his own. He memes. He does a couple. He's insane. And the parts I like about him are the. Are the most insane ones. This thing he did yesterday is going to get us in trouble with South Africa. And I'm not. Think it's a good idea. It wasn't cool. It wasn't a cool. But do that privately. You don't break that out in front of everybody.

[Brett Vesely]

But.

[Brady]

And the guy clearly had. He goes, oh, I didn't know this was going to happen. I didn't know you could do that. Kill the lights. It was like a classroom. All right, Tony, you want to turn the lights off? That's your job. Lights out. Watch this little video.

[Larry McFeely]

Thanks for having me over. It's the last time I ever come to your house.

[Brady]

A horrible video. You're gonna explain this. Would you like any. All these papers he's handing the guys? We did this. You're doing this. How come he didn't punish that guy right there? Because he killed that man. Later and he's dancing now. He's on the Internet. He dances. He's a dancer. And you don't do anything about it. I don't know why. And the guy's like, what are we doing? Just letting you know about the white genocide. And so he goes on and on about that. And I'm like, oh, no. So you watch two different sides. CNN's covering it one way. Fox is saying that he was absolutely right. And then I was online. While this is all going on and we're all done, it is officially over. AI is two and a half years old, and the newspaper in Chicago, the Sun Times, just got caught. Now, it was innocuous, but it tells a bigger story. Is one of the dudes got the assignment to do the top 10 recommended books so far of the year. And he's like, all right. And five of the books aren't real. He used A.I. he just did his article and said, here are the best books of 20, 25 so far. Five of them don't exist. AI just made up five book titles. And he thought, nobody like me. Who's gonna know if I'd have read the 10 book titles five through 10? Who knows? But somebody found it and said, these aren't even real books.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, if you went to look for the book, you know, you're still old school.

[Brady]

Wow. Please. If you're looking for books five through ten, you're a jack. What a jerk. Unless you've read the first five already. Oh, I haven't heard of these. Because they're not real. And so he admitted, yeah, I used AI I've been using AI for a few of my articles. So if he's doing it and the editors don't know, and the Sun Times paper, the guy's running it don't know. And everybody at the Chicago Sun Times has to be thinking, people still read the paper. It's crazy. All of our stories are being AI'd to a certain degree. All the fluff, the filler, all the other stuff, I don't buy into any of it. I watched a video yesterday that was just people at a party by a pool. And I'm like, oh. And they were. Everyone was beautiful. And I'm sitting there going, what's this? And then a gorilla walks in. He's like, I like a two Heineken and a thing. I'm like, what in the world am I looking at? And at the bottom, it said, commercial created completely as artificial intelligence. And I'm like, I had no idea. And that's just A wink and a nod at us going, get. Brace yourselves. Nothing we see in the future is going to. And then the skepticism's gotta kick in. So, yeah, if they're using it for the newspapers already, they have been. And yeah, we don't have. We don't stand a chance against that stuff. That's over. So just be ready. Cause eventually we're gonna be fighting a war that's not real. And the only thing you can count on is the dude in your palm tree is real. And when he falls out, you gotta dig a real hole and put him really deep in there. Some guy emailed me or text me and said I had an unlicensed gu doing electric work at my house and blew himself up in my kitchen. And what happened? What happened after? You don't hire unlicensed people. You can't. It seems like a good idea, but you just don't. It's a bad idea. God forbid.

[Larry McFeely]

Interesting.

[Brady]

Well, break an ankle, you're going to be out a million bucks.

[Larry McFeely]

The first movie that they come out with, you know, you see all these, like on Instagram of these AI women and they use them, Start using them.

[Brady]

In movies and forget it, we're done. You think it's tough right now for that Zach guy to go in his current condition and have a waitress flirt with him? When these AI broads get really good at that and they just start showing up at places or. Oh, it's over.

[Brett Vesely]

Poor Larry.

[Brady]

Oh, poor Larry. Poor, poor Larry. Let's say goodbye to Larry now. Yeah, it's just he's not.

[Larry McFeely]

He might not be coming back.

[Brady]

He does. He already hates all carbon based ladies, like, and he has a right to the way a couple of them have been to Larry. I don't blame him for quitting, but, yeah, this is gonna. You get a restraint. Larry's gonna be the first guy to have AI get a restraining order against him. He's not gonna be allowed to use it.

[Larry McFeely]

500Ft from the computer.

[Brady]

Stay 500ft away from your fingers. Can't touch a keyboard. What about at work? All right, we'll make exceptions, but if you even dabble in it, you're going straight to jail. But, yeah, if they're already using it for articles about books, then they're using it for other stuff too. And it's. We just don't think about it.

[Larry McFeely]

This bell check.

[Brady]

Think of how lazy all of us are. And you get an assignment. You're a reporter and you're like, want to do good work? And they're like, all Right. You go find the top 10 books in Chicago in the last six months. Really? Really, People for the newspaper. I'm not wasting my day. Plus, they're working from home because they all thought Covid would last forever. So they all work from home, and nobody's in the office. Nobody's there to catch him. He puts the article together. The editor doesn't care about the top 10 books of the year. And five of them weren't even real. The best part is the interview the dude did after. It's like, it was just quotes in the writing, but it was like, yeah, I made a really stupid mistake, but what are you gonna do? I didn't want to write that article, so I didn't.

[Larry McFeely]

Don't look at the other departments.

[Brady]

Yeah, we're not allowed to use AI here at the station. But everybody in our sales department always talks about using it. That's all they say. I just said. And they. And they get us. Oh, this is so bad. They get assigned reading things downstairs. Like, we're supposed to read this book. Like the. Like the bosses make them. The Bob say, here's a great book to motivate you to sell just books. Other people wrote that these idiots and suits think that they're smart for giving. It's like a Hallmark card. None of this is my idea, but I read it, and I like it. And that's essentially all there is. Book reviewers and pretend like it's something they're doing as management, when it's just. They're just idiots who are saying, here's some other guy who thinks this is good. So they tell. And then two of the ladies downstairs told me they had AI read it for him, and I know you can do that. And they're like. They give you a synopsis of the whole thing. Oh, you didn't have to read anymore.

[Larry McFeely]

Right?

[Brady]

It's brilliant.

[Larry McFeely]

Better than Cliff Notes.

[Brett Vesely]

Do they have quicker parts? I mean, how do they.

[Brady]

Yeah, they get quizzed. Yeah. Yeah. Here's a way I think you could sell faster. Don't bog down my days with books. Don't make me spend time reading a book I never wanted to read that usually takes longer than it should. And then I could be out there.

[Brett Vesely]

Selling, who Moved my cheese?

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, the who Moved my cheese? People. Yeah. Here's a book you should read so you can get out on the streets and sell betters. Like, oh, if I was out on the streets, I'd sell better. I gotta sit here and read this dumb book now?

[Larry McFeely]

There's a quiz on Friday as a.

[Brady]

Manager, I found this book to be very helpful. None of these ideas are yours though, so why wouldn't we hire the guy who wrote that book? Just read it and shut up. I see you're out of ideas.

[Larry McFeely]

He's passed away.

[Brady]

I get up every morning and I pick a suit and I put it on and then I go to work and I ask everybody else if they've got any ideas. And I do that as a manager because it seems like I'm running a meeting, but really what I'm doing is please, someone save my ass. Holmberg's morning sickness radiate kubd it's John Holmberg here. Time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of my home group and doughotkins.com TVs Doug Hopkins. He has built and established his brand and company in a way that just has no competition. Doug's been here for a long time. He set the Standard for over 25 years and he just keeps getting better. And that said, if you want to sell your house for cash to Doug as is, he'll make you that offer. Start the process online. Doughns.com or listen to the Doug Hopkins Singers. It's John Holberg here for the amazing people at the Core Institute. Twenty years ago the Core Institute began and it's a better way of caring for people and there are a lot of people who are coping with pain in their bodies every day. The Core Institute specializes in helping the pain disappear and I speak from experience. Here I am now living pain free and enjoying all the things I absolutely love to do. So if you're living in pain, you don't have to anymore. The Core Institute has been here for 20 years and they're going to be here for a lot longer than that and you can stop living with and start saying yes to all the things you love to do. Go to the Core Institute.com Fisher Tools.

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

Holmberg's Morning Sickness Whenever your boss asks you for ideas and does it like it's an assignment, that means he doesn't have any. It's his. It's his job to have ideas. That's why he's the boss. Right? He had all the good ideas to get the suit. I put a suit on every morning. Look, I'm in a suit. That means I can ask you to do stuff. Stuff. Because I don't know what to do. The Bobs. But AI is reading for you. It's writing for you. It's crazy. So don't believe anything you read anymore. The only person you can trust with news, and I never thought this would happen, is Brady. The future is dim, everyone. He's the only one you can trust. Because you know for a fact AI wouldn't write all of his messages. What does that mean? AI never does that. But that's how you know it's authentic. So you're welcome, everybody. The news on this show is the most reliable in all of the world. We'll give it to you straight. But it's going to be confusing.

[Larry McFeely]

It's good for the mind too, because you have to concentrate, follow along.

[Brady]

Well, if you concentrate too hard.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, you do you.

[Brady]

Yeah. And it isn't about following along. It's deciphering. Right. All the parts that are not supposed to be there.

[Larry McFeely]

It's a good maze.

[Brady]

It's a maze. It's. It's. Yeah, it's a corn maze. And in the end it's kind of a choose your own adventure. But it's fun. We'll get to that in a little bit. Right now it's time for the Wake Up Song. Bert, what do you got?

[Brett Vesely]

Wake Up Song. Brought to you by Action Ride Shop. A four day weekend for some of you guys out there, including ourselves. And I'm going to definitely be hitting the trails. Going to head out to Hawes and do some riding.

[Brady]

Are you going this weekend?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I'm going to head out. It's been a minute, but I'm going to go out. I'm getting up early for it.

[Brady]

No, no, no. I like that. I know.

[Brett Vesely]

You're insane.

[Brady]

Snakes and bees.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you're in.

[Brady]

You're going to go in snake and bee time.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't care. I'm not going when it's 100 degrees out.

[Brady]

Oh, trust me, it's 90 degrees. Every time I've ridden in the morning on even the most traveled ones. Snakes for sure. Bees.

[Brett Vesely]

Hop those, man.

[Larry McFeely]

Everywhere the snakes coil up.

[Brady]

Gotta wait till June.

[Brett Vesely]

Nope, I'm riding.

[Brady]

You know when they're not out. Guaranteed. Summer. Ever. Ever. In the daytime?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You're right.

[Larry McFeely]

Early morning. You'll.

[Brady]

Yep. He's gonna run into a couple, especially out at Hawes.

[Brett Vesely]

You're in.

[Brady]

Nice knowing you, buddy.

[Brett Vesely]

You ride in the middle of July?

[Brady]

That's right. Damn right. I'm the only one out there. Including snakes and bees. Too hot for bugs. That's when I like to go outside.

[Brett Vesely]

But anyway, if you want to get out and ride this weekend, way to sell it.

[Brady]

Thanks. Sorry. Don't ride this weekend. No, don't do it. That's a terrible idea. All right, well, then go get your bike serviced.

[Larry McFeely]

Just stay on the get your bike service.

[Brady]

In two weeks, it'll be June.

[Brett Vesely]

Or buy a new one.

[Brady]

Snakes go back inside in June.

[Brett Vesely]

And action Ride shop is that place to be.

[Brady]

Don't go riding that terrible idea with two locations.

[Brett Vesely]

The brand new one over there by the Hoss trailhead on power Road and McDowell. And of course, the OG on Gilbert Road and Southern.

[Brady]

You know what he should sell over there?

[Brett Vesely]

What's up?

[Brady]

Snake chaps and beekeeper suit boots.

[Brett Vesely]

Wait. You out there riding like David Lee Roth now with snake chaps on?

[Brady]

Yes, yes. It's protective gear. Snakes are everywhere. Horrible.

[Dick Toledo]

All right.

[Brett Vesely]

Actionrideshop.com for your snake chaps.

[Brady]

Couple weeks, it'll be a thousand degrees, and I'm fine. You know what? Brett's right. Go riding with him and everybody else pansy out for when my riding time starts, which is in a couple weeks.

[Brett Vesely]

Screw that.

[Brady]

I'm the one they have all the signs up for. You know, nobody's coming to rescue you. It's over 180. That's perfect by me. Keep less people out here, the better. I always do. I worry about crashing, though, because I am alone and I'm gonna die from the elements.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I remember when Megan called me up.

[Brady]

Well, that was in November. That was years ago. And that was in November because I fell in. I didn't fall in. I dropped into a wash, thinking that there'd be a way out, and there wasn't.

[Larry McFeely]

Make sure you. You're wearing your glasses so you record everything.

[Brady]

Yeah, I definitely do that. Cover it and the glasses would be facing me, so you just face all burned out.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm getting cold.

[Brady]

So cold. Brett was right. You should get up earlier. What was I thinking? Yeah, I don't ride in the morning. That's crazy. You got to pay me to wake up. Yeah. All right.

[Brett Vesely]

On the list, My darkest days. Porn star dancing for that guy, trying to hook up with the bartender. Wolf mother queen, acdc. Van Halen had Pe Cypress Hill, Kid Rock, Stone Sour, Five Finger Death Punch, and Metallica. The Day that Never Comes for the guy trying to hook up with the bartender, too.

[Brady]

I like the Day that Never Comes, even though Come Whatever, May is a great one. How about Stone Sour, Come Whatever?

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[Brady]

That's a good one. And as you're going out, everybody wants to barbecue and stuff for the big Memorial Day because that's how we remember our fallen.

[Larry McFeely]

And we're all traveling at least 50 miles.

[Brady]

Yeah. Which is nothing.

[Brett Vesely]

You queue in this weekend, you're barbecue.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I'm gonna.

[Brady]

For sure. Yeah. Every day. Probably starting tonight.

[Larry McFeely]

That's a great idea.

[Brady]

Are you already starting?

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[Brady]

Stuff like in buckets of salt and stuff?

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[Brady]

No.

[Larry McFeely]

Nope.

[Brady]

Well, if you wanted to do it, you can go to Brady's house. He'll probably be down in that storm drain giving food out to everybody. But I was watching the dirty dining thing last night, and one of the places had roaches on, like, the lobsters. So you have to be careful with that. Just be careful that you do that cornbread not being cold enough. That's fine. I'm fine with that. Dead fly and raw pork, live roach outside the meat display. Those are bad. That's bad. So that's Senor Sushi. If you're thinking about that this weekend, Senor Sushi is automatically out for me. By the way, Senor. Senor Sushi makes such little sense to me.

[Larry McFeely]

You want tuna or taco.

[Brady]

Pinch, John? I'm like, welcome to Senor Sushi. At least they're being authentic, as most sushi places have Mexicans with bandanas and the rising sun on them. So. So most of the sushi chef. I like my. I've said it a million times. I like my sushi chefs authentic. I don't like Mexicans dressed as ninjas cutting my sushi. I want it to be Japanese people. Same as I walked into a Mexican restaurant. If the whole staff is Japanese, I guarantee you there's going to be something weird in my food that shouldn't be there. But Senor Sushi is on Southern Avenue. Have you been.

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[Brady]

You should probably test that out because.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, you know where that is?

[Brady]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

It's right across from the dual old. It's in front of the service. Old service merchandise by Fiesta Mall.

[Brady]

Oh, it's over by MCC and. Yeah. Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Senor Sushi.

[Brett Vesely]

They had roaches climbing on the lobster.

[Brady]

Who had the idea, the Mexican or the Japanese? I have a great idea.

[Brett Vesely]

It's the neighborhood.

[Brady]

I think it is.

[Larry McFeely]

It's white it's whitey.

[Brady]

We had tried sushi restaurant but no Mexicans want to come. So I put the sushi in a taco shell. It. It might be good, but just senor Sushi by itself. I just assume massive amounts of diarrhea are coming out of me in about an hour. Especially cuz they've got all sorts of stuff. But senor Sushi, it's so hard to put.

[Larry McFeely]

You know, raw pork and raw fish, it's bad. I just.

[Brady]

Yeah. Mercado Latino is the one where the roach lived outside the deli and the flies were in the pork. And I don't know how in the world that Jason Barry from Channel 3 walks the planet because he just knocks people's businesses all over right there on the tv talking about roaches and flies. There's the senor Sushi. Senor Sushi's website is beautiful. Teppanyaki and Mexican food.

[Brett Vesely]

Japanese and Latin gastronomy.

[Brady]

Huh. Not seeing a whole lot of senior. Everything looks pretty Japanese. Are you sure? There's jalapenos and deep fried somethings there.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, they usually don't expect chicken wings on a bed of fries at your sushi joint.

[Brady]

That's not Mexican though. You want fries with your buffalo wings?

[Larry McFeely]

Look at that firecracker Jalapenos.

[Brady]

Si, senor. Boy, that's real authentic Mexican. They're buffalo wings. Are delivered by a live authentic one.

[Brett Vesely]

There's Latino rolls.

[Brady]

What's a Latino roll?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know.

[Brady]

I don't even want to. I'm not diving into this. That's too risky. Anyway, they didn't do a lot of stuff in them. Cooked shrimp and raw fish not at proper temperature, assorted jugs of chemicals not stored properly. Those aren't bad. Bad. Those aren't bad violations. Good job, Senor Sushi poured on blue.

[Larry McFeely]

Roll, beef, chicken, bacon, cream cheese.

[Brady]

Oh, Brady's gotten around.

[Larry McFeely]

Covered it all.

[Brady]

That does have it all.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, carne asada roll.

[Brady]

Not a lot of beef. Interesting. Sushi. Not a lot of. Not a lot of sushi beef. That's a strange. I'm intrigued, I'm not gonna lie. But it was on the dirty dining thing, but for no big good reason. Reason. I. I am very confused as to what my. I want my cooks to look like in there. I walk into a sushi place, if I don't see Japanese cooks, I'm out. I walk into a Mexican place, if I don't see Mexican cooks, I'm out. I walk into senor Sushi, I don't know what I want more of. I want a combination.

[Brett Vesely]

You want Long, duck, dong or Jose?

[Brady]

It's gonna look like the bad video back there. It's just gonna be Mexicans and Japanese dudes with knives. Dave's.

[Larry McFeely]

I was telling Brett.

[Brady]

I'm.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm torn on that. When you talk about that, that. Because there's one opening up in Gilbert.

[Brady]

A Senor Sushi.

[Larry McFeely]

No, it's a different. Dave's Italian. What am I.

[Brady]

We were talking about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't have. You can't have that Dave. Yeah, you can't have Dave's Italian. That only gonna last. Is that famous Dave's Italian. Is he branching out?

[Larry McFeely]

No, I don't think so. But, you know, he could be the Italian Stallion.

[Brady]

Dave. Is that what you'd rather have it be called? That sounds a little gay.

[Larry McFeely]

David's. And just.

[Brady]

Yeah, David's in the statue of David. That's what I was talking about with you the other day. Like, if you just had the statue of David out there and just call it Dave's. But if you called it Dave's but had the statue and he's eating a pizza, you'd be like, that's hilarious. But Dave's Italian just sounds like a guy who's like, I'm taking. I'm just going to launder money. What do you call it? I don't give a. I don't give a flying what you call it. Dave's just put a sign up. We're laundering money.

[Brett Vesely]

Apparently Mexican sushi is the bomb.

[Brady]

It.

[Brett Vesely]

Ever had a Vegas roll? It's almost the same, but with I love Vegas carne asada instead.

[Brady]

No Vegas roll has lobster or crab in it. Not carne asada. Who's cooking that?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know.

[Brady]

Did the Mexicans cook the meat and then give it to the Japanese and then they roll it up, up. That's the way I'd need it to be in order to try it. I have to have it be, you know, stereotypes. I need. I need some authenticity. If I see any white people there at all, I'm out. It's gonna be too much mayonnaise.

[Brett Vesely]

The place is like $15 for basic grill. Glad I never went there. Most sushi joints are like that.

[Brady]

That's about average Yelp reviewers who complain about the price.

[Larry McFeely]

If you're looking for your five dollar sushi.

[Brady]

Yeah, I'm not going where he gets it. Yeah, I need my sushi to be cheap. Enjoy that. All right, let's do it. It's stone sour. Come whatever may, it's a great song. It's 98 KUPD, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98.

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