05-27-25 - BR - TUE - We're Gonna Lose Britney Spears Soon After Seeing Her Latest Crazy Video On A JSX Plane - Would You Put Sunscreen On A Stranger - Tehran Study Says You Can Catch Your Spouse's Depression From Kissing

Summary

Summary of Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode (05-27-25)

Episode Title: We're Gonna Lose Britney Spears Soon After Seeing Her Latest Crazy Video On A JSX Plane - Would You Put Sunscreen On A Stranger - Tehran Study Says You Can Catch Your Spouse's Depression From Kissing
Release Date: May 27, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Description: Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD delves into Britney Spears' recent activities, explores social behaviors through a sunscreen poll, and examines a Tehran study on depression transmission between spouses.

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1. Britney Spears' Latest JSX Plane Video and Mental Health Concerns

The episode kicks off with a heated discussion about Britney Spears' recent viral video captured on a JSX plane. The hosts express deep concern over Spears' behavior, interpreting it as indicative of declining mental health following the end of her conservatorship.

• John Holmberg emphasizes Spears' disturbed state:

  "She is a mess. She started messing around on the plane, trying to smoke."
  [01:43]

• Brady Bogen elaborates on the misunderstanding Spears had regarding smoking policies:

  "She thought she could smoke on the plane because the drink holders were on the outside of the seat."
  [03:36]

• The conversation highlights Spears' unkempt appearance, particularly her hair, as a sign of her mental instability:

  "I can tell when somebody's got too much hair. It's like you got too much hair."
  [06:35]

• Dick Toledo questions the cessation of hair grooming as a distress signal:

  "Have gone subject with them, too. What happened to you? You can't say that right out of the gate, right?"
  [11:13]

The hosts collectively argue that the removal of Spears' conservatorship has led to her current state of chaos, advocating for renewed oversight to ensure her well-being.

2. Poll: Would You Put Sunscreen On A Stranger?

In honor of National Sunscreen Day, the show presents a poll to gauge listeners' willingness to assist strangers with sunscreen application at the beach.

• Brady Bogen introduces the poll:

  "A poll online asked if a stranger at a beach asked you to rub sunscreen on their back, would you do it?"
  [17:34]

• The results reveal that 36% would agree, while a majority of 64% would decline:

  "36% said sure. 64% say no."
  [17:50]

• John Holmberg humorously interprets the declining percentage as a sign of loneliness:

  "No. And that means you're there by yourself, which means you don't have any friends. You're nuts."
  [18:22]

• Brett Vesely adds a relatable twist:

  "Three hours. That sucks. I mean, you'd be from Phoenix. You'd be in Yuma."
  [21:55]

3. Tehran Study: Catching Spouse's Depression Through Kissing

The show shifts to a discussion about a study from Tehran, which posits that depression can be transmitted between spouses through kissing, potentially due to shared bacteria affecting mental health.

• Brady Bogen presents the study:

  "An interesting study out of Tehran about married couples... They found that not only is mono possible, but depression spread through the mouth."
  [30:02]

• John Holmberg expresses skepticism:

  "Depression spread through the mouth. So don't kiss that disgusting thing."
  [30:35]

• The hosts debate the validity and implications of the study, intertwining cultural references and humor:

  "If you were married in Tehran, you weren't going into that a totally happy person."
  [30:50]

• Dick Toledo clarifies a misconception:

  "Dexter says John, I know it's a fine line but you keep pigeonholing her as from Mississippi. She's from Louisiana, sir."
  [27:44]

Additional Highlights

Beyond the primary topics, the episode features brief discussions on other intriguing subjects:

• US Leading in Online Cursing:

  • Brady Bogen shares findings from an Australian study:

    "Researchers in Australia analyzed almost 2 million web pages from 340,000 sites... US leads all other English speaking nations online for cussing."
    [23:14]

• Gloucestershire Cheese Roll:

  • The hosts humorously critique the safety of the annual cheese rolling event in Gloucestershire, highlighting the physical risks involved:

    "The Gloucestershire cheese roll happened..."
    [32:15]

• Viral Accident Videos:

  • Commentary on various viral clips, including mishaps like improper pelican feeding and accidental electrocutions:

    "Lady feeding a pelican incorrectly, leading to her eye being pecked out."
    [36:31]

• Man Cave Upgrade Contest:

  • Announcement of a contest offering prizes for man cave upgrades, including pool tables and gift cards:

    "Conservatorship is today's word. Text 97936 to qualify for the man cave upgrade."
    [27:08]

Key Takeaway Quotes

• John Holmberg:

  "She is a mess. She started messing around on the plane, trying to smoke."
  [01:43]

• Brady Bogen:

  "36% said sure. 64% say no."
  [17:50]

• Brady Bogen:

  "Researchers in Australia analyzed almost 2 million web pages... US leads all other English speaking nations online for cussing."
  [23:14]

• John Holmberg:

  "Depression spread through the mouth. So don't kiss that disgusting thing."
  [30:35]

Conclusion

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, the hosts blend serious discussions on high-profile mental health issues with lighter, relatable topics and humorous takes on viral phenomena. The focus on Britney Spears' well-being underscores the show's commitment to addressing real-life concerns, while segments like the sunscreen poll and commentary on viral accidents add variety and entertainment value. Listeners are left with a balanced mix of insightful commentary and engaging banter, characteristic of Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] I got she's on death watch. I got her on my clock. We're talking about Britney Spears. She's it's yeah. Matter of time. Nobody cares about her enough to stop what's going on. What's she flying JSX for? That's what I do.

[Brady]

She thought it was private.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well she didn't know. She thought she was getting on private jet. She was going to Cabo, and she took. She's flying out of Burbank.

[Brady]

Yeah. At Direct Flight.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, I get that, but Britney Spears doesn't have like a. I love jsx. Don't get me wrong. I use it all the time, but it's. If Britney Spears was on my plane, I'd think something was wrong with her. Like that Spirit Airlines to her, right. She should be able to get a flight to Cabo on her own. She's a mess. She started messing around on the plane, trying to smoke. Didn't know where she was. Her hair looks like she's done. Like, she just spun it with her hands. She's a. Too much money has gone out the door. And then, of course, they had to. They had to take away all her protection. Remember, I was here, Brady, if people would listen to me years ago. I said, there's a reason she has a conservative. She's got somebody that's keeping an eye on her because they know deep down, the people who are close to her know she's gone crazy. And everybody's like, no, free Britney. She needs to be free. And there were people, remember, people marching around, wouldn't even mind their own business. Took time to leave their house with poster board and sticks and write Free Britney on it. Or Britney needs. Like, who are you? Like, you don't realize that her parents are like, no, our daughter's nuts, and we're trying to keep it under wraps. We're doing the best we can to. To keep this thing in a cage. They let her loose, and she's done nothing but go crazy. And she never combs her hair.

[Brady]

She said she thought she could smoke on the plane because the drink holders were on the outside of the seat. And she also said it was her first time drinking vodka and she felt she loved it.

[Brett Vesely]

Not buying that one.

[John Holmberg]

No. I don't think so either. Yeah. Yeah. First time she remembers drinking, right?

[Brett Vesely]

Exactly.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. JSX doesn't. There's no illusion when you're on a JSX plane that there's. Suddenly, you can smoke. The drink holders are in the center. What does that have to do with smoking? Like, that was her. Well, I thought you could smoke because the drink holders are to your right. I'm like, you're nuts. Because that's what a nut would say. No one. No one sane says, well, yeah, you smoke because the drink holder's on the right and the milk goes on the left. All right, Howard Hughes. You've lost your mind. Nobody ever thinks, well, if the drink holders are on the left, you can't smoke. There's like earrings in the 80s. If you had one in your right ear, you were gay. Remember that?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that was such a big deal.

[Brady]

Who's she with that? They would tell her, you know, you can't smoke. It's pretty easy.

[John Holmberg]

Well, then the stewardess got mad at her. I know you're not supposed to call it. That's what I heard. Your seatbelt and put your cigarette out. Like, what's wrong with you? You're toxic. And then they use her own words against you. She turned to doing the video in the plane because she was a stewardess and that's right.

[Brady]

Great video.

[John Holmberg]

I'd have paid it to halls. That was back when Brittany was like, we all knew back in the late 90s. I said, you can take the girl out of Mississippi, but you can't take Mississippi out of the girl. She is a hillbilly. And when you saw her little sister pop up, you're like, oh, yeah. And her little sister got pregnant. Like the first hour. She was famous. She did a Nickelodeon show. It's like, I'm Britney Spears sister blue pregnant. Like, she was like eight. I don't know how old she was, but it was young.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, it's normal for.

[John Holmberg]

And her whole family clapped. Like, little Jamie Lynn's pregnant. Like, isn't she nine? She's in fourth grade. Like, that's. You shouldn't be happy about this. Well, that's when I got pregnant with her. Okay. Yeah, everybody knows. But if you see the Britney video her on jsx, that bothered me. JSX is like, I'm the high end celebrity you see on jsx, nobody. Like, that's as good as it gets. Like, you're not. You're going to get maybe a newsman or a local radio guy. That's as far as you're going on jsx. That's it. If you see somebody super famous on jsx, they blew it. They just did. Or they got a bad booking and some. Will somebody start that. Get a conservator on her again. Get the conservatorship back in her life and somebody buy her a goddamn brush or some extensions that I can't see. I don't see that stuff. Women see that. But when your extensions are bad, I see it because you can see where they're tied in good ones. I don't even know. Like, I can tell when somebody's Got too much hair. It's like you got too much hair. I pay attention to hair because I am lacking. But if it is tied together and all matted and there's a line, I'm.

[Brady]

Like, looks like they've tied down a boat. Yeah, your knots are so big.

[John Holmberg]

Is that a figure eight rope? A slipknot. You'd be like, what are you doing here? Don't you have money? Like some? Sell your house. Put some to the side, get some good extensions and quit making it look like you got a rat's nest back there. You're Britney Spears, goddamn it. Or at least you used to be.

[Brady]

She was on JSX and her managers and stuff flew private.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Because I'm not flying with that crazy anyway. Plus we've got all our money. Yep. Everybody got mad at her dad. He's enslaving her. She's crazy. And that Sam S. Geary guy, that was too handsome to be with her. After a little while, she's dancing around with knives. She's on my death watch. I got. And nobody cares. Oh, that's terrible, John. I'm like, I'm the only one who's cared about her for years. You keep her under wraps. You keep a conservator over her. You make sure that somebody's monitoring her money. Look what happens when you let her loose. She grabs two butcher knives and starts doing some weird spinning dance on a tile floor and starts smoking on planes because the cup holders to her, right? You're telling me that she doesn't need help. Comb your hair. First sign of crazy is when you just stop combing your hair. You go out in public and it's just, yeah, I haven't combed it for days like that. You're losing your mind. General hygiene goes out the door right off the bat when you're not home, when. When the train has left the station, you're basically stop washing and your hair gets messy.

[Brady]

You wonder how much K Fed says on that stuff.

[John Holmberg]

He's just keeping an eye on the boys mom, just make sure I'm checks. You know what he's got? He's not flying jsx. K Fed's on private planes. It's weird, but that video of her this weekend and she's wearing underpants of a five year old as normal clothes. Like she's sitting in that seat. I've been in a JSX plane. I know the layout of it. It's the one by ones Bombardier and they've got the. You got your own desk next to you, that's just a single drink holder on one side. The other side's just a chair.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that's the non smoking flights.

[John Holmberg]

Apparently that must be when you get on the plane and you face down the aisle. The right side is just one row of chairs and the left side is a little desk for each chair and then another row of chairs. You, if you're sitting on the left side facing the pilot, you can't reach over and use the thing in the middle. You can't do it. But. And sometimes it's flip flopped but for the most part, you know, like your boundary is the aisle. Still no smoke. She looks terrible. She is. And she's on the just chair side. Look at. Where are her pants? Like, and her hair. She's a disaster.

[Brett Vesely]

And then she used to look like.

[John Holmberg]

I know. Back when she was a cute little hillbilly.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Who wasn't sure why she was such a big deal, but. Oh, the brain was spinning at that point. But she was under good management. Not anymore. We're gonna lose her. You heard it here first. I mean if you got on a plane and like a Spirit Airlines plane and you saw Brady, you'd be like, what's he doing in short shorts? Why is Brady. And he's trying to smoke and he's in baby shorts. Oh my God.

[Brady]

Over the calf tube socks.

[John Holmberg]

Please, dear Jesus, Please dear Brady, Jesus, Brady Jesus, please let Brady go nuts and put a pair of baby panties on and get on a Spirit airlines and fly to Kankakee wherever they go. Rockford. Kankakee. Some side satellite airport out of Helena.

[Brady]

It's Frank Calando's former Manny Baxter. He would wear those.

[John Holmberg]

He wore baby shorts, but as a joke. He knew that wasn't like a move. Anyway, sorry, I digress. Put it on. Put it on the list. Put it on the board. Yes. Brittany's on my death watch. I'm not happy about it, but nobody's paying attention to her. Nobody cares. She's allowed to do whatever she wants. She stopped combing her hair a while ago. When have you ever seen a homeless person like brushing their hair? Never. Because they've lost it. They just let it go. It's the first thing.

[Brady]

It's a natural, permanent.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You ever see a person, you ever see a person that's really kept up for years and they show up and they're disheveled, they're a mess? Like, what happened to your life? Like you don't ask, are you okay today? When you see somebody who normally had good hair and then it's just a disaster. You assume their life is in turmoil. Hair is a great indicator that things.

[Dick Toledo]

Have gone subject with them, too. What happened to you? You can't say that right out of the gate, right?

[John Holmberg]

Super Nintendo.

[Brady]

Stein, we need to talk.

[John Holmberg]

Super Nintendo of. He was going for something, though. That was a look like Don King. That was a look. Super Nintendo of school. Shelly Boggs has the most beautiful hair I've ever seen in person. And if she just showed up and it was just in tatters and rats nested and spun, I'd be like, oh, she's gone crazy. Her whole life has gone crazy. Nobody sees somebody who had normal hair go to rat's nest hair and thinks it's just a day. It isn't. It's. It's a permanent announcement that the arrow is now pointed down and I am circling the drain. She tried to tell us years ago and she shaved it off. You're never going to know when I go crazy because I've shaved off the crazy indicator.

[Dick Toledo]

I think that'd be a good indicator for anybody. Just go review some of your past pictures.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Take a look at yourself and then.

[Dick Toledo]

Look at yourself currently.

[John Holmberg]

Look at the progress. You think the arrow's going up or down here?

[Dick Toledo]

If the arrow's going down.

[John Holmberg]

Let me ask you. Somewhere around 2019, you stopped combing your hair. Can I ask why?

[Mo]

Things just weren't so great.

[John Holmberg]

And then that one night at the show when my fell out of my pants, like, right, I remember that. And you had people monitoring you since then and you asked them to go away. And look, you're not combing your hair again. Comb your hair. Nobody leaves the house with hair uncombed and just shows up to work because you know why? Everybody go. He's going crazy.

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[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Dick Toledo]

Least of all women, mostly.

[John Holmberg]

We've got Dave the engineer here, and he's got a patch of hair in the back of his head that just stands up straight. And when I see him walking away, sometimes I'm like, oh, nope, that's natural. I have to remind myself it's a cowlick and not an announcement that Dave's gone crazy. If any of our salespeople stopped combing their hair, would they have jobs? Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Can you imagine Jen or Jill walking.

[John Holmberg]

In with showed up, just messed up mops, just looking at you like I'm doing. I'm doing everything right. I'm like, oh. And the first thing it'd be like.

[Dick Toledo]

Is, is you're on a very thin line.

[John Holmberg]

Is Jeff okay? Like you asked about her husband and her kids and stuff. Is everything all right? Why do you ask? Did you stop combing your hair? That's an indicator that you've lost your whole life has lost meaning.

[Brady]

Lipstick's a mess.

[John Holmberg]

That's. That's. Well, that's the end. It's over. If they've already got look, if the makeup. If the makeup's gone nuts and they're not combing their hair, they're just insane asylum crazy. Brittany doesn't wear a lot of makeup anymore, which is even. But she just stopped caring about herself. If she was trying and then scooting it all over her face, she'd be like, all right, calm down. At least you're giving an effort. She's makeup free. She's got bratz hair. I don't know if she makes it through the year at this pace. Flying JSX like she's down with us now. Something happened. It's time now for Brady to lift us all back up. And by the way, at 8 o' clock in a few minutes we're gonna have your first qualifier for the glorious man cave upgrade. That's right, it's Father's Day right around the corner. That means we're gonna upgrade that man cave. Thanks to our friends at Prestige Billiards, Twin Peaks wise coatings involved now and turn your garage into the man cave and give you a nice coated garage, which is outstanding. And Gamesday men or game day Men's health is also on board. We got a lot of cool stuff for this year's man cave. It's an amazing thing. And in the 8 o' clock hour, I'm gonna give you a word to text. Simple as that. And you qualify. And if you're today's qualifier, you're also going to win a bunch of stuff on Hanson's Meat and spirits. Give you $50 gift certificate, two tickets. See breaking Benjamin at the Desert Diamond Arena. That's in October, but you get those tickets and then at the end of the show on June 13, five finalists will be drawn, will compete for it and four of them will get tickets to Arizona Diamondbacks, Colorado Rockies game and then compete live in the studio. Boom. Knock it out and get yourself pool table, ping pong table, a smoker, ceramic charcoal smoker, hockey, air hockey table, 200 DOL and Twin Peaks gift cards, the garage floor coating, which is awesome and a bunch of stuff from game day Men's health. It's an awesome prize and it's right around the corner. We'll tell you that word in a little bit. Right now it's time for the Brady Report. It's brought to you by All Pro Shade Concepts. Arizona's best patio shades. 20 years of shade means two decades of quality, custom installed patio shades, awnings and sunscreens. If you're looking for shade in your yard, there's one place to go. All pro shade.com Brady reported.

[Brady]

Good Tuesday morning to you Phoenix. Glad you made it.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks.

[Dick Toledo]

What happened to hello world?

[John Holmberg]

Hello world? You forgot.

[Brady]

I did forget.

[John Holmberg]

Do it again.

[Brady]

Good Tuesday morning To you, Phoenix. Hello world.

[John Holmberg]

Hi.

[Brady]

Happy National Sunscreen Day.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

A poll online asked if a stranger at a beach asked you to rub sunscreen on their back, would you do it? That doesn't just says if someone even.

[John Holmberg]

Then just going through that scenario in my brain, if a hot chick wandered up to me, I'd be looking.

[Brady]

It's a trap.

[John Holmberg]

John Kenis, who's the guy that's going to cut my kidney out because it is a trap. Like a hot girl should have someone with her that will do that. And if she's coming up to me, of all people, I'm a mark. I'm going to get robbed.

[Brady]

Ready for this? 36% said sure.

[John Holmberg]

Absolutely not. I'm not touching your zitty hairy back.

[Brady]

64% say no.

[John Holmberg]

No. And that means you're there by yourself, which means you don't have any friends. You're nuts. Like if you're at the beach alone and are counting on the kindness of strangers to keep the sun from giving you cancer, get a friend a couple.

[Brady]

Of basis fun facts. No two lava lamps will ever be able to produce the exact same flow pattern even if they are manufactured in the same way and from the same batch.

[Dick Toledo]

People, people, think about that.

[Brady]

Just so.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Super Nintendo. Shelley Boggs has chimed in and says, thank you. I will always make sure my hair is done. My daughters have strict orders. She's raising a couple of girls to make sure that they don't look crazy either. Make sure hair is combed. No rat's nests. It's an indicator. If I was in charge of anything, I'd be like, your hair's too crazy. You're going to my insane asylum. I wouldn't even waste time with it. If you're willing to go out in public with rat hair, go directly to the padded room.

[Brady]

The University of Oklahoma dining hall is home of the only all you can eat chick fil a in the world. Where University of Oklahoma.

[Dick Toledo]

You gotta have a meal plan.

[Brett Vesely]

But yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. Well, your meal plan is all you can eat.

[Brett Vesely]

Imagine the pigs there.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, it's Oklahoma.

[Brady]

Well, I'm not sure if that's on there or not. It's just an option over there.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think it's a meal plan. That wouldn't make any sense that you paid for a meal plan. You get 24 hours of all you can eat.

[Dick Toledo]

Washington State, they had a Taco Bell that was part of your. Your swipe card.

[John Holmberg]

No kidding.

[Dick Toledo]

Go in there and you swipe your card.

[Brady]

As I understand it now, most Universities, like the dining part of it is removed. It's just five or six different restaurants in there that you can use.

[John Holmberg]

But then you would only need. With all you can eat, you only need to swipe once. Yeah, yeah. Because I'm not done for four years. This is all I can eat, right?

[Dick Toledo]

I didn't think about that. Yeah, come back.

[John Holmberg]

I'll be back tomorrow, back again. I'm not done yet. By the way, I just set up shop right there. It's open 24 hours a day. Just have a cop.

[Brady]

Mount Vesuvius in Italy is still an active volcano and 700,000 people would need to be immediately evacuated if it erupts again. Populations a little more from when it happened. 79 AD See, Kilauea started puking again.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, pretty cool. They're used to it there, though.

[Brady]

There hasn't been an NFL game with a final score of 7 to nothing for over 40 years. So the last time it was December 4, 1983. Bears, Patriots, Saints, 7, zip.

[John Holmberg]

That's it.

[Brady]

A new report claims that the Perfect vacation lasts 11 days and is three hours from your home. I'm hoping they're saying it's a three hour flight because you've put some math to go. Like if you lived in Cleveland, three hours is Buffalo. Yeah, but they say the cost on average per person is 8, 800 bucks, which seems high unless they're including a three hour flight. Even though you'd also be treating yourself because it's about 800 bucks a day.

[Brett Vesely]

Three hours. That sucks. I mean, you'd be from Phoenix. You'd be in Yuma.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, miserable vacation.

[Brady]

Pinetop. You get up to Pine.

[John Holmberg]

If you went the other way, you get to Pine Top. Shows door to door. You don't like Pine Top.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no, no. That Yuma.

[John Holmberg]

You're going the wrong way.

[Brett Vesely]

Give that back.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's part of the Gadsden purchase I've been a big fan of.

[Brett Vesely]

We got robbed with that one.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, completely.

[Brett Vesely]

Not even a throw in. No, no, that's all right. You can keep it.

[John Holmberg]

Yuma, Tucson. Think of the things we picked up Nogales. I mean, there wasn't much about that Gadsden purchase that went America's way. I think it even kind of ends before San Diego. Like we don't even really get any of that. That Gadsden purchase, what? What a phenomenal rip off. I think El Paso was part of it, if I'm not mistaken. Am I wrong there? Scoot all the way over. They're like a Sliver of it that goes out either way. Maybe I've said it for years. Make Maricopa a border town. Let's give it back. Put Tucson where it belongs. In old Mexico.

[Brett Vesely]

Blythe is three hours. Nice.

[John Holmberg]

Great.

[Brady]

Eleven days. Eleven days.

[Brett Vesely]

Winslow.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeesh. Eleven days in Blythe. Arizona, California. The Carl's Jr. Can only get me through for. Oof. Yeah, that's not good.

[Brady]

Researchers in Australia analyzed almost 2 million web pages from 340,000 sites. Over 1.7 billion total words. And they found the US leads all other English speaking nations online for cussing.

[John Holmberg]

Good.

[Brady]

Around one in every 3,000 words we write is a curse word.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

UK is next. One in every 4,200 words.

[Brett Vesely]

There's you. The C word.

[John Holmberg]

It's. It's. I think I'm bringing up the curve on that one.

[Brady]

One in 3,000 might not sound like a lot until you think about all the news sites and other websites that never use swear words.

[John Holmberg]

Sure, I suppose.

[Brady]

So. The stat for blogs is even higher for America at one in every 2,300 words on American blogs is a curse word. The second year in a row.

[John Holmberg]

The way we communicate and get. Get with it or get off my America. That's how we talk. There's a study that says if you cuss, you're smart. Like smarter people try to get their point across with words that are stronger. It used to always be that you were, you know, came across as that. Not as smart. And scientists have said since it's like. No, Smarter people tend to have foul mouths because they can't get their point across to the idiots. So they get frustrated and start cussing at them. It's probably true, by the way. Brady, it's time. We ready?

[Brady]

Do it.

[John Holmberg]

You ready, Toledo?

[Dick Toledo]

Hell yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Let's qualify some people for this awesome man cave. I just got a text from Meathead over there at prestige billiards. Says LFG Man Cave Giveaway 2025. Only in America. That's right. That's how it was spelled. And then F. Yeah. So Meathead's ready to go. And what's he handing over there from Prestige Billiards? A savannah pool table made by Brunswick Billiards with ping pong conversion top. That's awesome. Only takes up a little space. Turns into multiple things. I got that too. Air hockey table. Outstanding. And a ceramic. Brady, you know about this ceramic charcoal smoker? I don't know what that is. That's a good thing. Yeah.

[Brady]

I mean, you're so. It's like the ceramic is basically the stone inside thing.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, I don't know what that means, but people who eat stuff love that $200 in Twin Peaks gift cards. Garage floor coating which is great. From Wise Coatings.

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

Services.Com Homeburg's morning sickness and then Gamesday Men Health is going to give you a bunch of stuff to help out. It's probably gift cards, things like that will be the most and then get you qualified for rubbing stuff on your body and making more testosterone or what's that peptides thing? Yep, they got all sorts of stuff.

[Dick Toledo]

Peptide vitamin therapy, hgh, load it up.

[John Holmberg]

Whatever'S right for you. They'll announce that as they go. It depends on who wins. How do you do it? Well, you text the word I'm about to give you and only the word to 97936 today's word since we just talked about lunacy and brushing your hair and Britney Spears being on my death clock. Conservatorship. Remember when she had one and they took it away and she went nuts? Conservatorship. That's today's word.

[Dick Toledo]

Dexter says John, I know it's a fine line but you keep pigeonholing her as from Mississippi. She's from Louisiana, sir.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, she's a Louisiana. I don't see a difference There. Yeah, I see Louisiana. I know.

[Dick Toledo]

It's a fine line.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Okay, so swampy. Mississippi. He's right. He is right. Brett Favre is from Mississippi. She's from Louisiane. Either way, hillbillies, swamp people. And she's one of them. You can tell she's got swamp people here. Conservatorship. The text number is 97936. You text that one word over, Toledo might give you a call. You got an hour to figure out how to spell it. Don't go asking. You've got the Google box just like all of us. Conservatorship, good luck. 97936 qualifies you for the man cave upgrade. If we draw you later today. Congratulations. It's a big word. It's a big word. It's a lot of consonants and vowels all mixed up in there. And then, you know, syllables. It's tough. Good luck to all of you. You've got an hour to figure this out, and maybe you will win today and be our first qualifier. Good luck.

[Brady]

There's a man in the UK that was fired after he did a virtual work call without wearing pants. Even worse, he wasn't wearing anything south of the border. He was just completely commando.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no underpants.

[Brady]

No underpants.

[Dick Toledo]

Did he angle his camera down?

[Brady]

He didn't. This is what. Yeah, you nailed it. He wasn't paying attention enough. He had. He adjusted a computer cord. When he reached over there, it lowered the part of the laptop down so it tilted the camera and they could see the full. The full squirrel.

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Brady]

Initially admitted his mistake, but he realized how much trouble he was in. He tried to claim that he was wearing nude color underwear with the dick on it. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You'll see.

[John Holmberg]

I was drawn.

[Brady]

He got sacked.

[John Holmberg]

No. Yeah. You get fired for that in England, they sack you. Here, they fire you. Yeah. You can't go wandering with your dick out at homework. Is he a work from home guy? Is that the whole?

[Brady]

Guess so.

[John Holmberg]

Surprised it hasn't happened more often. I think it happens a lot. Well, I think a lot of people are pantsless, doing their jobs.

[Dick Toledo]

You think they get caught.

[John Holmberg]

But I don't think their cameras slip down. I think they're pretty careful.

[Brady]

Interesting study out of Tehran about married. Married couples. Your partners. You can catch your partner's depression and anxiety through kissing.

[John Holmberg]

This study suggests Iranians can.

[Brady]

The study was.

[John Holmberg]

You did say Tehran?

[Brady]

Yeah. It was just.

[John Holmberg]

Iranians can do this?

[Brady]

No, they're saying it's for everyone.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no kidding. The scientists from Tehran.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Have discovered that not only is mono possible, but depression spread through the mouth.

[Brady]

Bacteria shared by making out with your significant other.

[John Holmberg]

So don't kiss that disgusting thing.

[Dick Toledo]

Get away from me.

[Brady]

Symptoms after just six months. Six months of marriage to a depressed partner.

[John Holmberg]

No, you're married. Doesn't come from the kissing.

[Dick Toledo]

It comes from six months.

[John Holmberg]

It's six months being married in Tehran. You weren't going into that. Whoops. Almost. I even. I. I even bumped it. I didn't finish the word. You weren't going into that marriage a totally happy person. Anyway, if propaganda is right, I don't think smiles abound through the streets of Tehran. So then you get married to somebody who's equally as upset as you about being Iranian and still living there. So what do you want to have for dinner? More handheld goop with bread?

[Brady]

That sounds great.

[John Holmberg]

Shut up, whore. You think we'll ever get nukes? We talk about this every day. Shut up, whore. The kissing has made me sad. Of course they hate women over there. Making out with ones like you. Might as well kiss a dog.

[Dick Toledo]

You gotta get through that scarf.

[John Holmberg]

And it's depressing that you're choking on all that dry material that's between your mouth and hers. Her hijab, that's all over her head and you got to work your way through. You can't run your fingers through her hair. That's what whores would let you do. And then trying to see her ankles and stuff, that's against Allah. Of course you're depressed. And it all stems from French kissing an Iranian woman. And your mustaches lock up. Oh, it's terrible. Tough. Yeah. I don't care. Iran's an enemy and we can make fun of them. And if you're here from Iran, don't get mad. There's a reason you left.

[Dick Toledo]

Tell us we're wrong.

[Brady]

There's a pub in Birmingham, England, that's gone viral. The Anchor Pub on Bradford street has a new urinal in there. And the back of the urinal has the list of 100 names of the CEOs from defense contractors, basically, that make the weapons. So it's lists, the CEO's name and the company.

[John Holmberg]

Is that a bad thing?

[Brady]

And you can piss on it now. Oh, so it's the back of the urinal. You see the list there?

[John Holmberg]

I thought it was like spilling the beans on some. It's just being clever to urinate on things.

[Brady]

I thought about, you know, it is kind of spilling, but you can look it up, I guess.

[John Holmberg]

If you're CEO, it's not like you're hiding.

[Brady]

No, the other thing that happened is the Gloucestershire cheese roll happened.

[John Holmberg]

Saw that video. It's pretty neat. The big hill.

[Brady]

This year's winner was a German YouTuber, Tom Kepke Kopke. He won it last year, won it again this year on the first race. Then they have a local race. I didn't realize how many rollings they're doing for the kids. It's an uphill.

[John Holmberg]

Can I be a little nervous here for a second? That a guy that used to manage my retirement fund at Fidelity's name was Tom Koepke and he's now he doesn't work there anymore and this is the first I've heard that name.

[Brady]

Is he a YouTuber now?

[John Holmberg]

I hope not. He did nice work for me up until around Covid and now he's rolling cheese for a living.

[Brady]

Ava Sender want it for the women, she's from London. But the kids, they race uphill. And then they have a couple of women's races that race uphill horse.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no, not in Iran.

[Brady]

The local race guy named Luke Biggs when he was dressed as Superman.

[John Holmberg]

The cape, it gets going. Man. That is a big hill. That cheese roll is no joke. And these people, they never list how.

[Brady]

Many injuries come deaths.

[John Holmberg]

There's like 20 deaths. People just throw themselves down and I mean, it's ridiculous how people fall. It's. Sometimes it's hard to watch this dude.

[Dick Toledo]

In a suit and the goal is to beat the cheese down.

[John Holmberg]

No, you're not beating the cheese down.

[Brady]

Yeah, the first one to get to.

[John Holmberg]

The cheese, you got to get the cheese. Ok? Cheese makes it down and then the first living person that gets downhill and can still walk picks the cheese up and they win a wheel of cheese.

[Brady]

And that's six pound, basically. A little like six pound cheese.

[John Holmberg]

Now settle down.

[Brady]

Guy that makes it is a dairy farm.

[John Holmberg]

We don't care about the cheese at all. 25 years, nobody cares about the cheese, origins or otherwise. We all know how cheese happens. That's why they throw it down the hill. You need to be part of that one of these years.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man.

[John Holmberg]

You might beat the cheese if you ball up just right.

[Dick Toledo]

Veneria gets old.

[John Holmberg]

If we tie your knees to your chest and put your arms.

[Brady]

Stop it. You'd have to have a couple hundred.

[John Holmberg]

People there to you think you'd be.

[Brady]

Falling down like a bowling ball.

[John Holmberg]

I think we can do it. He'd be like the thing in Indiana Jones just flying down the hill anyway. You need to be part of that someday.

[Brady]

Got a Couple of radio videos.

[John Holmberg]

Stop looking around. He can't take that. Guys, they're gonna clean the windows, right?

[Brett Vesely]

No, no, he's filming the hummingbird feeder.

[Dick Toledo]

Dude, that's minding the hummingbird feeder.

[John Holmberg]

We have a hummingbird feeder in our patio. It doesn't matter.

[Dick Toledo]

Truck. That's. Wait a minute. That's been here.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's been there for a while. Yeah, I don't get it. All right. I don't understand why it's out there, but. All right. You two just lost your minds. Did you see him? He was going to break his neck trying to figure out what you two were looking. Sorry. You can't do that to him. It's too much action, and it's behind him. It's going to make him crazy.

[Brady]

You're talking wildlife, too.

[John Holmberg]

I know. That's the thing.

[Brady]

Well, speaking of wildlife, here's the first radio video. Okay, you'll like this one, John.

[John Holmberg]

Lady feeding a pelican.

[Brady]

Because it's. It's like a crane of some sort. Check it out.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's a man with a beard. He's just picking this thing up.

[Brady]

India.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. Picks his bird up by the legs. And the bird not having it, pecks the dude's eye out. He's shaking. Well, you deserve it, you dick. You picked that bird up by its back legs. That's not how it's supposed to go.

[Brady]

I agree.

[John Holmberg]

Good skinny Ernest Hemingway. I hope your eye never grows back. Pluck it right out. What is that thing? It's a stork.

[Dick Toledo]

No, I think you're right. Is it like a heron or a crane will be.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Beak was about 4 inches long. You don't mess with that.

[Brady]

Next one's a dude doing the lawn. I got. Got his tractor working.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he's going in the pool. He's backing up. Oh, he drove his John Deer right in the pool. Oh, boy. Watch how the never coming out.

[Brady]

Was this a tractor?

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no. I just got in the pool for a second lawnmower. Is that the lawnmower?

[Brett Vesely]

She's not even hot enough to be that dumb.

[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brady]

28.

[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's morning sickness accidentally backs it right into the pool.

[Brady]

Look at the dog.

[John Holmberg]

The dog looked in the pool like, dude, what did you do that you do that for? I wasn't paying attention.

[Brady]

The next one is why you have a professional fix. Anything electrical in your house?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he's on a ladder. He's working a outside air conditioner.

[Brady]

The audio.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he's. He's attached to it and it is electrocuting him. It's. He's got the live wire in his hand and he is just stiff as a board. Somebody help. And he's done. Oh, no. Slow down, death. Did you just show us a slow death?

[Brady]

I don't. We don't know. We do know there's no flames and.

[John Holmberg]

Tell me it doesn't mean he didn't die.

[Brady]

He just lost his breath and he.

[John Holmberg]

Didn'T lose his breath. His heart's stopping. Listen. Who's filming this? I hope every check he falls off the ladder.

[Brady]

When I went viral.

[John Holmberg]

Who is filming this? There's a dude right next to him with a camera that's moving. Okay.

[Brady]

And slowly pans.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Walks by like that's different. And then doesn't panic when the dude dies on the ladder and falls off of it.

[Brady]

This one will be quick for you then.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brady]

We might have done this before.

[John Holmberg]

It doesn't matter. Over in one of those fun houses. Oh. Oh my goodness. What is that ride called? It's on a spear.

[Brady]

Spin of death.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. It's the spaceship of hell. It's the. It's a spinning spaceship that's on a spear and then it just falls to the ground. It doesn't. I don't think that's supposed to happen.

[Dick Toledo]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, look at the writing. I mean, come on.

[John Holmberg]

Well, when the word city parking lot. When the. Yeah, when the. When the headline says panico. You're at a bad carnival.

[Brady]

It was only shut down for five minutes.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. They got that thing right back up job. We got all the blood off. Who's got a ticket next? Is it going to happen again? Probably not. We don't know. The boat got loose. Yeah. Panico is a guarantee that you are at a terrible high school or grocery store parking lot carnival. And if the tower's bigger than five feet, it's a death trap. Anything that gets above your head at a parking lot mobile carnival can kill you.

[Dick Toledo]

No different. But when I moved down here and the first ones I saw were at bashes.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

What is going on?

[John Holmberg]

Anything that just sets up shot in the field.

[Dick Toledo]

I know it's no different. But in a parking lot, if it's.

[John Holmberg]

Mobile and it's not state funded, it can kill you. If it's bigger than five feet tall. Anything that you get on these guys aren't going to be in town in a couple of days. Don't ride their big rides. Plus they're getting a little sloppy. They got a set up here, then they got to set up in Yuma.

[Brady]

20 guys come out on a fifth wheeler to run the ride.

[John Holmberg]

Tired of it. Yeah. You letting gypsies set up your death rides, silly.

[Brady]

You'll enjoy.

[John Holmberg]

You must have a large entity to sue at the end. Disney, Knott's Berry Farm, Six Flags or the state.

[Brett Vesely]

Do you remember the Guadalupe fairs that they used to have about the old.

[John Holmberg]

Stage ever the best two I ever. And I drive by there and go, who is getting on that thing? He said 25 foot spear. And we shoot the thing up to the top and then it comes back down real fast. Like is that sturdy? I don't know. I'm not getting on that. When the name of the mayor of your city is Boo Boo. And that's A real thing in Guadalupe for a while. I'm not trusting any of their makeshift.

[Brady]

He ran a good town.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Boo Boo. Boo Boo did work. I am mayor Boo Boo. Oh, God. We're going to have a carnival. Many will die. Brett, what do you got?

[Brett Vesely]

All right, we'll just start off with this one. This one's kind of like a, you know, f around and find out.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. People on the side of a road bicycle just goes by, and the guy knocks the guy out on a bike. He just punched a guy on a bicycle that went by.

[Brady]

Oh, no.

[John Holmberg]

It just.

[Brett Vesely]

No, the guy knocked his guitar.

[John Holmberg]

Oh. Oh, the bicycle. And then he hits him in the head with his guitar car. Well, that'll do it. So wait, let me watch, people.

[Dick Toledo]

Isn't it so.

[John Holmberg]

Hold on.

[Brady]

He's a street musician.

[John Holmberg]

The guitarist is playing. I didn't see. I thought the biker. The biker hits the guitar, knocks it out of his hand. Yeah. He picks up the guitar and just smashes the dude with the bike in the back of the head. Guitar was already helmet. He's fine. Yeah, he's fine. Oh, he did have a helmet on.

[Brady]

He made more money that way.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Now he's got a saint. Oh, God. What? Already? Just. The still shot is just a giant penis with a rope tied around the end of it or the base of it. And now she's putting a. So he's cut the circulation off to the wiener, and she's putting a. An acupuncture needle in the side.

[Dick Toledo]

That's not what that is for.

[John Holmberg]

It's. It looks like one of those letting. It looks like a. Oh, God. And now the penis is bleeding, and she's in the tub underneath it, and he's bleeding on her face and stuff.

[Brady]

Tough vampire.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she actually. That doesn't. That's kind of hot. Yeah, for a second there, they got hot. And now, ladies, you've earned your red wings. That's all she was doing. Turnabout is fair play. He probably had blood over his face the day before. And goes. You didn't tell me. So now it's my turn. And he poked a hole in it, and he bled on her. Not so great, is it, eating pennies.

[Brett Vesely]

This is an OSHA video for one of Toledo's favorite countries.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, shot surveillance thing. Here comes a. We're on a conveyor belt. Oh, it's got a guy trapped between two belts. Oh, he's going in. Oh, it's got his hand. Oh, it's got him by the. It would be like if an escalator ate you. The. The walking thing at the airport. The walking tread.

[Brady]

The seam of the conveyor belt.

[John Holmberg]

The seam of the treadmills where they meet. Ate this guy right to the head. What's he doing? It's one conveyor belt transitioning to another. And he gets stuck between them. She. I don't know. And then it's head stuck between two conveyor belts that are still moving. And just slowly. Oh, my God.

[Brady]

Serious neck rash.

[John Holmberg]

And here for the win. Is that a girl or a guy? China. Yeah, that's from one of your countries. What are you male?

[Brady]

That's a dude.

[John Holmberg]

The begin. The noise it makes in the beginning makes me think it's a woman. Play it again.

[Brady]

It could have been someone yelling, maybe from the.

[Dick Toledo]

It's like one of Joe Coy's people.

[John Holmberg]

Here we go. Listen.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's a supervisor.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. The second its neck gets stuck in the conveyor belt, the talking stops. One more time. It's going in.

[Brady]

I don't.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady]

His mouth was moving.

[John Holmberg]

Wow, bro. Don't stop the line.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm waiting for my Jordans to get here. What are you doing?

[John Holmberg]

When does my Gucci purse get here? What's the hold up tariffs? No. What? One of our employees got stuck in our conveyor belt. You got billions of them over there. Clean them up and move my shoes.

[Brett Vesely]

We'll just end with. Bailey knows you're not a big fan of the compilations, but he loves your commentary.

[John Holmberg]

I try to speed through the comps. All right. Oh, they're bad. Does the lady with getting a guy peeing through a filter into a woman's butt through some sort of. What do they call those things? A siphon or something? Oh, God, A funnel. And now she's put a tube in her butt where the pee was. Oh, Jesus God. She's funneled out. Everything that's in her is now in a funnel from her mouth to her butt. This I don't even know what, though. There's rollerblading on a naked man's balls. Oh, God. She's rollerblading on his genitals. Get off of that, man.

[Brady]

For the Stanley cup playoffs.

[John Holmberg]

Why is he in a ski mask? There's a lady with a high heel in another person's bottom stiletto. It's a deep heel and it's all the way in. And. Oh, God, it's gonna go. Oh, God, that's. I hate those. Well in there. What was that first thing he peed in a funnel into a person's butt. And then she had a scoob. Yeah, yeah. You just see the. And then she returns engineering of this. And then she. Yeah, she puts the funnel in her butt and is it the same lady?

[Brady]

She's doing the straw and then she.

[John Holmberg]

Beer bongs the p. That's the same one. I don't know what she's got like.

[Brett Vesely]

A. I think the strap or I think the tube's going to that hose.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, all right. And then just the rollerblading on the genitals. Those are cool. Rollerblades too.

[Brett Vesely]

They're like Chucks.

[John Holmberg]

Almost like Chuck Taylor roller blades. I like those. If rollerblading wasn't so gay, I might consider those. All right, that's enough of that. Yikes. Welcome back after your three day week. And if you've got rollerblades, don't try that at home. I wouldn't let. I wouldn't want anybody standing on me in rollerblades, let alone my balls. Yeah, no, that just feels like the weight distribution would have hurt every single area. Yikes.

[Brady]

I don't know. I might try it.

[John Holmberg]

Go ahead. Yeah, you got a little more. You might be a fun ride. Up and down we go.

[Dick Toledo]

Bankes coming up. We'll do it for that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we'll have Brady rollerblade on Brady's naked body because he says, I think I can. My ribs would get crushed. Conservatorship. That's the word you need to text 97936. Conservatorship.

[Brady]

Ship.

[John Holmberg]

Get one back on.

[Dick Toledo]

It's all one word. It's not a vehicle.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's the conservatorship from Buick. Yeah, it's not a boat. It's not anything. Conservatorship. Spell it right, text it 97936 and you'll be told when you get it right. And then Toledo, somewhere around 10 o' clock this morning, fires off phone call to the one person he draws out of all the folks that spelled it right. And you will get yourself all sorts of toys for the man cave upgrade. Today, the qualifier. Vaughn Hansen's meat and spirits $50 gift certificate. Breaking Benjamin tickets coming up in October. Faster than you think. And then you're going to get five. If you're a conclusion of the show on June 13, we're going to have the five winners that are qualified get tickets to go see the Arizona Diamondbacks in these awesome seats and get to go over there and have a nice week, get a bunch of prizes and then maybe be the one that walks away with the new man cave. Beautiful work man. Cave safe 2025. We're going to help somebody out make their house even better. It's 98 KUPD. There goes your Brady Report. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

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[Mo]

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[Dick Toledo]

Live it from Monument Valley to Sedona, Horseshoe Bend, Grand Canyon and more. You might think you've seen all Arizona has to offer. Well, I'd tell you if you haven't been fishing in Arizona, you haven't seen a thing. It's Dick Toledo from Homework's morning sickness. And my first time fishing in Arizona was up in Greer with my friend Jeremy. He was the pro that I'm definitely not. But grabbing a fishing license since that weekend was the passport that opened up the whole state to me. And you can get your [e-mail] and discover for yourself a whole new way to take in the Arizona sites.