05-27-25 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: May 27, 2025 | Host: John Holmberg | 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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1. Opening Banter and Show Atmosphere [00:00 - 03:04]

John Holmberg kicks off the show with his characteristic humor, creating an engaging and lively atmosphere. The hosts, including Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, immediately set a playful tone, joking about the feeling of it being a Monday on a Tuesday.

John Holmberg [03:04]: "Feels like a Monday."

2. Domestic Violence Discussion and On-Air Controversy [03:16 - 04:33]

The team delves into a contentious topic when Dick Toledo brings up a recent incident involving radio host Jim Sharp admitting to domestic violence on air. The conversation becomes heated as they debate Sharp's actions and the dynamics of the situation.

Dick Toledo [04:15]: "I would wipe the floor with that."

3. Furnishing a Rental Home and the Struggles of DIY Assembly [05:39 - 08:39]

Dick Toledo shares an extensive personal story about attempting to furnish an entire 2,000-square-foot rental home on a Memorial Day sale from Wayfair. He humorously recounts the challenges of misdirected deliveries, the frustration with poorly designed Allen wrenches, and the physical toll of assembling furniture without professional help.

Dick Toledo [07:14]: "Those little stupid Allen wrench tool things, they'll cover you."

4. Racial Profiling Experiences at Walmart [08:36 - 18:03]

The hosts discuss Toledo's unsettling experience at Walmart, where he and his friend Reggie were repeatedly stopped and questioned while trying to purchase electronics like televisions. Toledo attributes this to racial profiling, noting the differential treatment based on appearance.

Dick Toledo [16:15]: "Buy electronics with a black guy today."

5. Catching Foul Balls and Sportsmanship [17:28 - 27:06]

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to anecdotes about catching foul balls at baseball games. Toledo narrates instances where decisive action prevented injuries and highlights positive interactions, contrasting with experiences where players failed to react appropriately.

Dick Toledo [25:01]: "If I catch one tonight, I'm keeping that too. It's a collection."

6. Commentary on WNBA and Racism in Sports [27:06 - 37:05]

The hosts engage in a critical discussion about the WNBA, specifically focusing on player Caitlin Clark and the perceived racial tensions surrounding her. They analyze ESPN's portrayal of Clark, arguing that racial dynamics are being exploited for ratings.

Dick Toledo [33:26]: "They're using racism to try to get you to be interested."

7. Advice Segment: Relationship Challenges [138:36 - 147:14]

In the "What Would Brady Do?" segment, listeners seek advice on personal relationship dilemmas. Topics range from breaking up during a partner's mourning period to dealing with significant age differences in relationships. The hosts provide candid, often blunt guidance aimed at navigating emotional complexities.

Dick Toledo [143:40]: "She's dealing with the uncle. So anything that happens on the outside, she's like, oh, great, this too."

8. Entertaining Mishaps and Safety Warnings [90:00 - 130:00]

The show features a series of humorous yet cautionary tales about accidents, such as getting stuck in conveyor belts or mishaps during DIY projects. These stories serve both as entertainment and subtle safety reminders to the audience.

Dick Toledo [105:24]: "There's a dude right next to him with a camera that's moving. And then doesn't panic when the dude dies on the ladder and falls off of it."

9. Celebrity News and Pop Culture Commentary [133:36 - 157:15]

The hosts discuss recent celebrity events, including award shows, notable deaths like Phil Robertson and Rick Derringer, and Britney Spears' ongoing conservatorship saga. They offer their unfiltered opinions on these topics, blending humor with critique.

John Holmberg [166:33]: "She's got a five head."

10. Product Recommendations and Community Support [52:36 - 82:24]

Throughout the episode, the hosts intermittently mention local businesses and products, such as MMP Guns for firearms needs and Turf Monsters AZ for backyard renovations. They encourage listeners to support these businesses, integrating community engagement into the show.

John Holmberg [72:34]: "If you want to go out riding the mountains of the trails or you got a DUI, there's only one place to go. New AC unit.com"

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Notable Highlights:

• Furniture Assembly Woes: Toledo's detailed account of furnishing a rental home underscores the often underestimated challenges of DIY projects, especially with subpar tools.

• Racial Profiling at Retail: The discussion highlights ongoing issues of racial bias in customer service, prompting listeners to reflect on their own experiences and societal norms.

• Sportsmanship and Safety: Through entertaining stories, the hosts emphasize the importance of quick thinking and personal safety during live sports events.

• Relationship Dynamics: The advice segments offer raw and sometimes controversial insights into handling personal relationships, resonating with listeners facing similar challenges.

• Pop Culture Critique: By dissecting celebrity behaviors and media portrayals, the hosts provide a satirical yet thought-provoking commentary on modern fame and its repercussions.

Conclusion:

Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, social commentary, and listener interaction, creating a multifaceted and engaging listening experience. The episode effectively balances entertaining stories with meaningful discussions, ensuring that both regular listeners and newcomers find value and amusement.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Toledo]

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[John Holmberg]

Let you know where to go for.

[Toledo]

Some great comedy in the Valley this week.

[John Holmberg]

Get up north to Desert Ridge to.

[Toledo]

See comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Felt Face performing. Just Google it and you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Standup Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this.

[John Holmberg]

Week for the complete lineup and for.

[Toledo]

Tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com this is Michael with Restore my civil Rights. I made a lot of poor decisions in my past that had lifelong consequences. After I was released from prison for the last time in 2014, I discovered the process to have my convictions dismissed and all of my rights restored, including my Second Amendment rights. Since achieving this for myself in 2018, our attorney has assisted over 3,000 others in doing the same. If you are still living under the consequences of past mistakes and would like to restore your rights as I have, visit restoremycivilrights.com and book a free consultation today. Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Tuesday. Don't say the thing. This is the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady. There's Brett. There's big dick Toledo. Feels like a Monday.

[Brett]

You said it.

[Toledo]

I'm warning you. You're allowed to slap somebody and you can slap a bitch. Who says that? Anybody? Guys, it feels like a Monday. That's a smack.

[John Holmberg]

We should took today off then.

[Toledo]

I know everybody else does. It feels like Monday. Everybody else. It's a three day week of you should have understood that yesterday feels like Monday. Stop it. Stop being stupid and stop being. It's worse than small talk. Might as well just say how's the weather to everyone you talk to. It's. It's dumb people chatter. We've got to put a stop to it. And that's one of them. So you'll hear it today and you have my permission. Five across the face, back of your hand.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Man, woman, child. Does not matter to me at all. Before we get going, Brett just said that he heard Jim Sharp admit to domestic violence on his show this morning. That we were joking around. That little Adonna girl that's his partner came into town, kind of started to dominate him. You know, like when you're going through this now introducing two dogs.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Where one dog kind of looks at the other and just humps it like this one's mine. And they just kind of grab it and dominate. That's what we could feel in Ladonna. Evidently, Jim Sharp admitted this morning Ladonna hits him.

[John Holmberg]

Well, she. She said it. And then he's like, not on the air.

[Toledo]

But he admitted it. Oh, yeah, yeah, she said it. And he didn't go, that's ridiculous. Bitch. I would wipe the floor. That's what I like Immediately, that's what you say back to a woman who's just, you know, bowed up on you. On the live radio.

[John Holmberg]

She was showing him what was up.

[Toledo]

Yeah, they have cameras, evidently. And Jim's like, hey, you can see if I shaved. And she goes, you can watch me hit Jim Sharp. And then Jim's response was, well, that doesn't happen on the air. Well, it's going to start soon. Know your place. That's one of my favorite things going on. That dynamic goes to.

[Brett]

She should whip out the hot towel. A straight razor.

[Toledo]

Oh, she'll whip something right there. Let me get you right here, Sharp. It looks like you missed the spot. You should grow your beard. It'll cover the bruises from my smacks. So. Nice job, Sharp. Way to go. Anyone says that to you on the air, you can see that I hit him. I. I will literally bounce you off every wall in this building. You say that again. You're lucky that women work. Mind your tone. We'll be right back. That would be awesome. You imagine driving into work hearing that, and it was, like, legit. The dude fought back a little bit. I'm not hearing this. That'd be great. This was fun. This weekend was. We took Friday, and I'm. I am furnishing an entire home.

[Brett]

You took advantage of the Memorial Day.

[Toledo]

Advantage of all the Memorial Day sales. I have. I have furnished an entire home. Wayfair, you know, it's. It's rental stuff. It's for a rental home. It's for, you know, hopefully to be an Airbnb, maybe just sell it. I don't know. But I'm putting furniture in all the rooms. I've spent all said and done. A whole 2,000 square foot house. I've spent about 6,500 bucks because Wayfair was 70% off and that did. Insane family room. It's got a little den, like a. Like an office den, master bedroom, dining room, Front walkway has a big, like. Like a shoe rack and place to hang coats and all that. Tables, outdoor furniture. It's insane. The only thing I don't have is, like, pretty good two. Two bedrooms. Like the guest bedrooms, like the master bedroom stuff. It's amazing. And it just kept showing up. And the worst part about it was I had it delivered on my phone to the. The house, right to the rental house. And so the boxes start piling up. And then one of, like, I showed up Friday, like, knowing that this was my weekend. I showed up Friday, pulled up to the house. Thursday was the first day. I'm like, oh, some of the addresses I did wrong. And a lot of it was being delivered to my regular house. And it was the heaviest of all the stuff done that before. It's the worst. Oh my God. And then so I had to borrow. I did the thing where you borrow a French truck. I loaded up, I get it over to the other house, bring the truck back, get my car back to mine. And there's more. Something else got delivered again. I'm like, no, make this stop. So I think to myself, I can. I'll get this knocked out first day. I'm like, I'm okay with it. By, by Saturday afternoon, man, Saturday evening. I want to. I swear to God. I mean this too. And this will. We'll get. We'll get probably soon. I'm go. If I meet you, I will kill you. Trust me, I'm going to find you. I'm going to kill you. Inventor of little Allen wrench thingy. I'm going to kill you. That is not a human tool. That is. You're a human tool for saying this is all they need to build this whole thing. So then I get the drill out. It doesn't fit in half the places. You have to use the little. My finger is just. My index finger is to the nub. It hurts so bad from twisting that goddamn Allen wrench. You can't build human sized furniture with that little thing. I've got hundreds of them now. Every box that I opened, another one fell out. And they've got the nerve now to have like a little pointy edge for, you know, Phillips head screwdriver on it too. So you can barely get your fingers in the. Oh my God. It was a nightmare.

[Brett]

I think I'm going back now. You're saying this. I'm going to throw the. All the other Allen wrenches that I've had the building because you get done with it. You're like, I should probably hold on in case.

[Toledo]

I'm gonna take this apart someday.

[John Holmberg]

Jar full of them by the time I'm done.

[Toledo]

Loads, loads of them. And I'm just gotten to where I pick everything up, all the extra parts, pieces and whatever. Throw it away now. People will email and say, thought you were good. Why don't you have somebody build it? Because I don't want nine different dudes hanging around my house all day. Allen wrenching away. I can do this stuff. It just. I overcooked myself here. You know, I could have hired it's like 140 doll box to have somebody build it. And that's not the problem. It's some dude in my house all day that I just. That I have to work around. See? Yeah. Or that. And I'm like, oh, no, he doesn't speak English. And there's, like. I don't need him cutting his wrist open, bleeding out on my floors. And I'm not. I'm just gonna bury him. I'm not helping. I don't. I don't have time for that. So. Yeah. To the inventor. And we all know it. Men and women both. That little goddamn Allen wrench. You know who I blame? Women. Because it's built for their tiny little hands.

[Brett]

Did it have a flat crescent, too?

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah. No. Flat. No.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, those suck, too. Those will slash that hand open.

[Toledo]

That is a death tool. Yeah, I see those, and I just bail on it. A couple of them. You know, I could get the drill out, knock those down. I built a table where the tabletop opens up in two different directions. Nice. It's a coffee table.

[Brett]

So you put a leaf in it or something?

[Toledo]

No, no. So it. So, like, you can lift like it's a coffee. The whole top comes up like TV tray, and there's a second TV tray underneath that one. So when they're both opened, I can fold the big one over and make it like a dining room table. It's huge. It was awesome. It's a great thing, an amazing thing. So I'm busting my ass Saturday. I'm like. It's like midnight. I'm Builder Bob, man. I'm feeling it. I'm doing all right. Got the Allen wrench out. I'm cranking away. Flip the thing over. I start to look, and I'm like, what have I done? I put the legs on upside down. And so now the table, that is. It's upside down. The legs are right. But it. I'm like, oh, no. Like, this is all bad. And it's those little. I don't know what you call them. Like, you put a. You put a. I call it a stick for a better. But you put one of the bolt things in there, and it's got a little nub on the L. Yeah, yeah.

[Brett]

And it tightens.

[Toledo]

And then you tighten up with that little silver C screw thing. Oh, yeah. You ever try to get those off when you got to take something apart? You gotta line all that stuff up just right. There's like 14 of them going into the side, and if one of them's off, you can't pull the thing off. I was. I was insane. I went nuts. I had to revert back to my old video game frustration. If I don't whack off right now, I'm gonna kill the neighbors. So I just went in the bathroom and you just sealed it up and just made everything feel better. I used to be the way I did it. When John Madden's football would cheat, I would just be like, well, if I don't do this right now, my body's in a full rage. I have to calm it down by just giving myself a tug. And that's what I did. I tugged it. Tugging saves everything. It's. If. If we were all required to do that twice a day, I don't think there'd be any crime. I don't think we'd have any. Like, all right, it's time for 9am get it done. And then again at like six or seven at night. Just to tug. Not sex, just a tug. If you added sex to that later, that would be even better. I think we could eliminate crime. Because I was in a full table rage and I pulled it out and like, all right, let's go. Went back out there. My brain was steady again. I got it all apart and I'm like, see, that's all it takes. Give yourself a tug. If you give your. Give your horn a tug, you reset. You say you want fresh eyes on something. That's how you do it. You reset your whole body with one. An anger tug too. Because I went in there angry. So you think O.J. you think O.J. would have killed Nicole and Ron if he'd have just gone into the house and gave himself an anger tug?

[Brett]

We'll never know.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe Cato should have stepped up and helped him out with that.

[Toledo]

Should I? Next time Cato talks like, hey, kid.

[Brett]

Yeah, an opportunity.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe we should blame Cato for this.

[Toledo]

Nobody's ever. Bentley, nobody has ever beat off and then killed someone. It's never happened ever. I mean, maybe self defense, but nobody's ever thrown one down and then gone. And now I am so much energy, I have to kill someone. You're so relaxed and just fine, give it. Give yourself that. And it was. Yeah. So I got all this stuff built. I finally did. I did have one guy come as a. The office furniture has electronics. Like, the desk has plugs in it and stuff. And it's like a little bit convoluted. And it was heavy when I picked the box, I'm like, this one's heavy. So I clicked on, send me a builder.

[Brett]

USB ports in there that you can plug.

[Toledo]

Got all sorts of stuff. Yeah, it's got all that. I don't even have anything to plug into it. It was just neat. So I got that done. So that was my whole weekend. And then my buddy Reggie flew into town. And yesterday, here's something I have not experienced in life, by the way. Pretty much have street cred like that you guys don't have and maybe never will. But Reggie and I, I had to go get some more stuff and Reggie came by and I'm like, I'm almost done. I said, I'm gonna go Walmart and get like towels and, you know, kitchen stuff, little things like that. So he's like, okay, I'll tag along. And two TVs. I was gonna do Memorial Day TV sales were incredible. I got a 55 inch television and a 32 inch bedroom TV for 400 bucks. For the whole, all of it. The little TV was $65. They're giving them away. So I go there and I stuff the, the 55 incher in the cart and the little one in the cart with it. And I got Reggie with me. Now, Reggie is a 6 foot 2 inch black guy. That's all you really need to be to have Walmart's attention. So we're walking through, I got the TVs in there, and I start. And I got a lot more to get. TVs were first. And I go. And the guy goes, all right, so we'll just check you out right here. And I said, we're going to keep. I got a lot more stuff I need to grab. Oh, gonna do some more shopping. Like, yeah, okay. I take three more steps. All right, now you know what, you're gonna have to check out right here. And I'm like, reggie, this is your fault as a white. They don't let me wander this whole place with two TVs and a cart. Check out whenever I want. But they think we're gonna dash for it because you're here. And he goes, and I look fast and he does. And so we just started laughing. This dude could not have wanted us to make sure we paid for those televisions immediately. And he didn't even say, like, oh, it's store policy. You can't leave the electronics department. There's no signs or anything. It was. You brought a black guy to Walmart. We're gonna make every section you're in, you're gonna pay before you leave that section. It was hilarious.

[Brett]

No memorial dash today.

[Toledo]

No, you are not running out of here. And they're saying, I'm like, Don't you have, like, four safeguards at the door at Walmart?

[John Holmberg]

There's, like, an old guy standing there. Is not gonna stop.

[Toledo]

There was a.

[John Holmberg]

There was a black guy running.

[Toledo]

One of them was black. Yeah. You think you'd be like, go on, brother.

[John Holmberg]

Well, maybe that's the problem, too.

[Toledo]

It could be the one guy at the door that says, have a blessed day, and then the lady that checks your receipts. There were two of them. Like, we aren't running past them, but have a blessed day. Guy's gonna get a good look. There's cameras. We're not. But. No, we were. I mean. And the whole electronics thing, if you've got that policy, put the electronics up front at least. Maybe. I guess that makes it.

[Brett]

No, it makes you go farther.

[Toledo]

You got to walk all the way in the back. And then this guy just, like, hounded us. Other people walking around with TVs and things in their carts, never once. The K guy's gonna just get notes. All right? And you. I could feel it. I'm like, this is because of you.

[Brett]

You got concierge service.

[John Holmberg]

You should add, Reggie just run for the help.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that would have been his hand. Hilarious. Of course I think it's funny to us because we're white. Well, you tell a black guy, hey, just start running and see what the cops do. Like, I think pretty much you'd be like, you have no idea how bad that can get. Never experienced it before. Only other time I came close was with Reggie about eight years ago, standing out. We were drinking. Me and my buddy Chuck and him were drinking and having fun and kind of let the night slip away and needed an hour to kill before we decided to get homes. Ubers weren't really a thing yet. And so the three of us are standing in a parking lot at the Attic. Reggie, Chuck, pal, me. Cop car goes by an Indian school. And, like, you hear the brakes, and he does a U turn and comes back and comes into the parking lot goes. Everything okay here, gentlemen? Asks Chuck. And I like, yeah, we're all right right now. I think we got him under control. Reggie's just nodding like. I'm like, that was. Yep. And I'm like, how about that? Never had that happen before. I think it should be mandatory for everyone, especially in Gilbert Brady. And not an adopted or a, you know, pat yourself on the back one. You know, like, we're going to help him out, but just a regular black guy with a job and, like, everything's good. Every Gilbert mom should have to go to Walmart with one. Not to buy them clothes or to be like, you know, and do the blind side.

[Brett]

Can't help yourself.

[Toledo]

No, just you go in and you just wander through and buy electronics. It's called buy electronics with a black guy today. And you realize we got a long way to go. It's still not quite over. There's still quite a lot going on. That dude was so nervous, and I went to look at him, I'm like, look, I'm his white sponsor. Please, we're not stealing today. He's, he's getting better.

[John Holmberg]

I'm his po. He's all right. Don't worry about it.

[Toledo]

I'm his parole officer. We're gonna go get some bath towels and some silverware trays, and you just calm down about this.

[Brett]

He's not from New Orleans, is he?

[Toledo]

He's one of the. I have to have. Please, please buy those televisions from me right now. So you walk around, like, with two purchase TVs, and then show everybody the receipt. Everywhere you go, I'm like, this doesn't have. I've been to Walmart a hundred thousand times in show low. I bought two TVs and I wandered all over the store with them. Yeah, different. We got a ways to go. We got a ways to go is what I'm saying.

[John Holmberg]

Of course it comes through. I'm calling fake news. John does not shop at Walmart.

[Toledo]

I know. What is this? That was the big thing because even Reggie said, all right, hold your breath because you're about to smell it. And I'm like, what? And he goes, the degens. The pores, they're in there. And I'm like, I know, I know, but that's. I shot when I'm look for an Airbnb. That's all you're getting. I'm not going to Crate and Barrel to furnish this thing. It's basically Wayfair stuff. I'm looking for deals. I'm shopping like a poor.

[John Holmberg]

Did you go home? A shower and everything?

[Toledo]

Just. Oh, like Silkwood. I got it all off of me. Oh, it's horrible in there. Horrible in there. Yeah, it was terrible. I, I, I went to Fry's on Saturday night to buy some cleaning supplies, and it's on McDowell and, like, almost Hayden. I don't know. I've never been in that one before. And it was like nine. They were about to close, I think. And then all this at the end of the night, just a gaggle of I don't know how many people came wandering in and they all had bad intentions. And one just started running up and down the aisles. And she said the word. We can't see. Oh, my, my. Falling out of my shirt. So I'm like, well, I gotta get to that aisle and see what's going on, because it sounds like that girl's losing her shirt. She's running for no reason. Just running up and down the aisles. And the guys at Fry's had to it, like, everybody get out. They didn't care. After, like, two tries. Like, oh, you guys have to go. I'm done here. I'm. Let them run around. Whatever they break, we'll fix. It was weird. It was like a flash mob of just noise and distraction. And I thought, okay, they're gonna rob this. I've watched enough live pd. I know the two girls run around saying their boobs were gonna fall out of their shirt. Make it so the other guys were gonna steal everything out of the fries. Nobody took a thing. They checked out and everything. Just ran around for about three minutes.

[Brett]

Hates games.

[Toledo]

I don't know what they were doing. It was. It was fun for a second. And then you started thinking, oh, there's gonna be, like, a mass shooting in here. Weird, weird weekend. But shop, I think, while Reggie's in town, I'll loan them out. You take them to a Walmart, try to buy something expensive, and watch the employees lose their minds. Can't be done. And I can say that, truly, as a white guy, I have never been stopped and told, you gotta pay for that before you leave this section of the store. As a white, All I say is, I'm not done yet. All right, well, shop away. Enjoy the entire facility. Would you like a concierge? No, I'm good. Just gonna walk over to the towels, grab some towels. Grab some other stuff. Well, we're not even watching you, sir. You enjoy your day.

[John Holmberg]

You do whatever you need to do.

[Toledo]

The cameras don't even see you. Okay. Was that your friend there? Yeah. We're gonna have to ask you to pay for everything right now. Immediately in the back of the store. It's weird. Never experienced it. It was kind of an interesting moment. I enjoyed it. I felt.

[Brett]

You're here to shop, right, sir?

[Toledo]

Yeah, I felt good. Are you in trouble? Are you under duress? Like, what are you talking about? Turn over to round off your right shoulder. That's my friend Reggie. Okay. Just making sure. I learned it. You weren't a hostage or anything. Yeah, Walmart went backwards for me for a little bit. It was interesting. It was. It wasn't what I expected, that's for sure. And Reggie handled it like, you know, what are you talking about? This isn't normal. I'm like, no, you're not supposed to pay for all your stuff while you're shopping. It's like, just not what I pay for. Everything off the shelf. I'm like, yeah, us whites, we get to walk every aisle. Nobody ever even talks to us. Most of the time, there's a guy.

[John Holmberg]

Following around with a square, just running his card every time he grabs somebody.

[Toledo]

You held that for quite a while. You interested? You know, I'm gonna have to go ahead and charge it for that anyway.

[Brett]

Looks at the name on the credit card.

[Toledo]

Reggie. I've never met a white Reggie. Pretty sure we're gonna. I don't think I've met original, but even still, it was weird, and I was ashamed, but also felt kind of cool because, like, I don't have enough white credibility to be good credit for him, you know? They didn't look at me and go, they're okay. Like, they thought that neo Nazi and that black guy are up to no good. I've never seen them pair up before, but here they are. It was this dude's worst nightmare. But to the employee, you were very diligent.

[Brett]

Excuse me, Eminem, Are you here to get a pay for these items or not?

[Toledo]

You must be the producer. You're the talent I said was wandering around through the TVs. Yeah, and Reggie didn't even buy him. I was the one loading up the cart. It does look suspect. It did look like we were looting because it was like a quick. Like this. This TV's 60 bucks. And I put it in the car. This one's nothing. And I plop a 55 incher in there, and I'm like, the 75 would be too big for the room. I was gonna get that one, but I'm put. I'm just shoving him in the cart, like, real fast. This guy, he was. He was a. He was taken aback by it. So it happened.

[John Holmberg]

Should have brought Winston with you, too, and really just doubled up that guy.

[Toledo]

We would have never been able to touch the television. And then we went to the baseball game last night, and Reggie and my buddy Brian went with me. And Brian and Reggie smoke out pretty much the whole time. And they're. They're good potheads. They're like, they're aware of everything that goes on. So we're sitting in the seats enjoying our game. Second inning. I don't even know who hit it. Foul Ball starts whiz and goes over the nest, heading right to us. I'm like, yeah, that's us. And I've got Wedi one and Weedy two sitting next to me and two old people in the seats in front of me. And I'm like, that's right at us. I got this. Put my hand up like, I got this. Ball's gonna be like, this is coming right in my lap here. And I, I go to grip it like I have a glove on this ears of baseball. You just feel like. And it hits me right in the hand and just shoots through my finger, my index finger, my thumb and like, ooh. And just. And hits Brian square in the stomach. Like, I mean, it's a full out line drive flying in. And I did a little to slow.

[Brett]

It, but now looking for the pocket.

[Toledo]

You just heard Brian caught the ball, caught Brian's stomach. He didn't budge. If that ball was five inches higher, it would have been his face. Weedy1 did not move. This thing is zinging in. If it wasn't for my sober ass going, yeah, that's us boys. And they just. And I even said, brian, you didn't get up. And he goes, I figured you had it. And I'm like, oh my God. What gave you confidence that I can get up and barehand a line drive that's coming in at 80, 90 miles an hour? I could, I almost did it, but I said you had to at least move. Nah, you had it. It gutted him.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Toledo]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Toledo]

Hut.

[Brett]

Did he keep the ball?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah, it is. It caught his stomach. It hit him so hard that I thought he'd. We thought he was gonna be a meme forever on TV of guy who didn't react to foul ball. It just hits him square in the stomach and he's just bruh. Like the noise just took the wind out of him for a second. And then everything was normal again. This weedy was done. But there was Brian and he's got his baseball. Texas daughter caught a baseball team. Like did you.

[Brett]

Did you.

[Toledo]

Or did the baseball just stop after it landed on you?

[Brett]

Because it hit him hard, found him.

[Toledo]

It had the baseball, caught Brian. It was kind of cool though. That's two games now. I've been to with Brian in the last year where foul balls are in our hands. Kevin Ray caught one with us last year. And then this year, this was a zinger too. And I was all proud of myself. Not a soul stood up. Two girls, teenage girls, probably 13 or 14, sitting in front of us on their phones. Didn't have any idea what was happening. An old man and his wife were directly in front of us. Thank grandparents of the two teen girls who were just interested. They were dressed exactly the same in red tank tops and jean shorts and they were, I think, just all about doing videos and dancing on TikTok. I think that's all they wanted to do. They dressed exactly alike. It was whatever. And then zinging through this ball comes right at us. I'm the only one I stood up like I was Glenn Close in the natural. Only one in the whole section to get up like. All right, gang, we got one coming in hot. Okay. I'm alone here. And Brian kept it. And it. I don't know why I thought for one second I could one hand that, two hands, I catch that, no problem. Hit me right in hand. But it was moving pretty fast. I don't think your hands are built to capture an 85, 90 mile an hour line drive.

[Brett]

Most of the time you hear people that catch them. Like, I think I broke my finger.

[Toledo]

I watched a dude Colorado Rockies game against the dimebag sitting on the first baseline, put both his hands out, palm butt to palm butt and made that big V. And it hit his hand so hard it bounced back onto the field and he screamed. It was, it was a rocket off a right handed batter. Just. You could hear it sizzling at us. We're about four rows up on the first baseline, just on the outside of the dugout. And the guy gets up and he's hands her up. He's so excited. And it made this wet cement smack against his hands. It's all you heard. And then the ball goes back out to the. The first base coach box. It bounced back off it and people thought it hit a face because it made like a cranium crank. That's pretty neat though.

[Brett]

But working the games back in the day, being Drew. Hey, batta.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Just got pretty good at watching the angle coming in and, and positioning yourself for the bounce.

[Toledo]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Because.

[Brett]

Because it's going through a hand or two.

[Toledo]

The first guy's not in the chair.

[Brett]

We used to, we used to bet on. Okay, where are you going to stand? I'll stand over here. You got enough time to do it.

[Toledo]

If you can make it. So. Yeah, if you can. Okay. That's going to bounce off of this guy and come this way.

[Brett]

It's crazy how often they find an.

[Toledo]

Exit that they run through. Yeah, it's neat. It's kind of a neat thing to watch foul balls go. But yeah, and I always get upset at dudes who bring gloves and drop it. If I had a glove, that would have been like somebody threw it. If you're going to bring a glove to a game. First off, I hate when people know where you're sitting. If you've got a glove and you're in the upper deck, stop it. It's not coming to you. You're not you. You have to wander the concourse. Not happening. Second, if you're like kind of up close. The net's gonna stop it. You're not getting a ball today. It's not not coming your way. But I see people in the front row with gloves and I'm like, do you think you're getting called in? What are you doing? Do you see that giant net in front of you? It's designed to no one in the front. You've your front row. You don't have. You don't get foul balls too. You don't get to sit on the field and have a pop fly perfectly go over the net. And if it does, use your hands and be a man. Because it's the odds of you catching even your kids. You teach your kids early, like, don't bring your glove.

[Brett]

Well, that's why they do it too. It's for the kids. They set them up to. When a kid wants to bring their glove. They're all the way in the upper.

[Toledo]

Deck, kids got a glove on. It's like you're wasting your time. You're going to spill nachos everywhere. Trust me. Just know where you're at. There's only like three or four places that a glove comes in handy. Mine happened to be one which was the second section just above the lower level, right over the nets. And they're zinging up there like crazy. We're basically on the broadcast level. Those guys get foul balls like crazy. Gotta get it.

[Brett]

If you're there for the opening two seasons, 98, 99, there's a chance you get T shirt in the upper dec. Yeah, then that changed.

[Toledo]

Well. Cause they were flipping off the people.

[Brett]

A couple of tumblers.

[Toledo]

Well, they didn't have the nets up. They just recently put the nets up. And the only reason they put nets up at baseball games is because of this goddamn phones. The baseball saw it before anybody died. They're like, nobody's looking at the game. They're all looking at their hands and the flight. These just 90 and 100 mile an hour off the bat. Foul balls whipping into the crowd. Chicks are on their phone. The whole time all you heard was screams like, we got to put up nets. They're never going to pay attention to the game again.

[Brett]

It's amazing how it doesn't show up on the camera.

[Toledo]

Oh, the net, it not at all. It's incredible. And if you look closely, you can see it, but your eyes just kind of let it. Nah, it's not there. Even when you're there, you look right through it. You don't even pay.

[Brett]

Instead of a Ball. People get a beer in the face. Reacting.

[Toledo]

No.

[Brett]

When it hits the net.

[Toledo]

Hockey did it, too. Now, hockey had a couple people die, but that's a sport that's totally different if that thing gets loose. But hockey put nets all around the thing. Phones, it's the only. They don't care about your safety. They think you're an idiot. They basically. They child proof the game because you won't behave like an adult and actually pay attention to the thing. You paid money to go see everybody's. Oh, all around.

[John Holmberg]

That was just the glass. No, no, there's nets now.

[Toledo]

That's all over the place.

[John Holmberg]

It's been a minute since you can.

[Toledo]

Pop over the benches and the penalty boxes, but for the most part, there's nets. And they're high. Wow. And they go, you know, blue line to blue line, pretty much big nets. And that has nothing to do with caring about you. Now the NHL does. They just don't want the lawsuit. Yeah. They're cya on just an innocuous flip.

[Brett]

People will get away. Like a baseball. They go, hey, I got a puck.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Oh, I got. We caught one once team. The guy scored a goal, and then the. The. The Coyotes got a goal, scored against him, and it bounced out of the net, and a dude took it and flicked it straight up in the air. And we're all cheering, and it hit Megan right in the chest. We were in the front row. She looks down, she goes the puck. I'm like, how did that happen? And the guys on the ice were looking for it under the net. They didn't see the dude flip it. And everybody just skated back to the bench. And the refs are looking like where the puck went. And we're holding it up like we've got it. If you watched it. We watched it on TV because it was a replay. See us in the corner like, hey, it's right here. This is it. It's still in my freezer. It's kind of cool. When you freeze the Coyotes hockey puck, the logo turns ice blue. You take it out, it thaws. It's the color of the. Remember the Coyotes? That was the thing. We used to have, like a Coors light. Yeah. Like. Yeah. It's like the same technology. Coors light years. That's how I know my puck's ready for play. I guess. I don't know. It was frozen, but. Yeah. So you got to be careful out there shopping with blacks. And if you go to a baseball game high, be sure to guard your brady when you take Kirby To a ball game. When you take Kirby to a ball game, just, yeah, make sure you ain't getting up. The Wheaties do not stand up for foul balls. They don't move.

[Brett]

Planted with a foam finger and a mitt and a jumbo hat.

[Toledo]

You try to get one of those giant hats that used to have nachos in it and just sit there, they don't move. They're just lumps on a log. It was amazing.

[Brett]

Swing at it with your mini bat.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Try to put it back. The. The conversation was flowing. The guy seemed totally normal. But the fast twitch, muscle reaction of standing up and having a projectile not hit you. Wheaties zeroed out. Nothing.

[Brett]

Like you said. Luckily, you are the one that zoned in on it.

[Toledo]

If I had not been there, Brian would have had his breastbone broken in half by that ball. He was not. He didn't.

[Brett]

And no help from Reggie.

[Toledo]

Reggie sat down, too. All I heard Reggie was go, oh. I'm like, okay. Reggie just went full 70s black guy. Oh. And I'm like, I got it. I got it. And I'm like, why am I calling it off? Like. Like people are going to respect that. Old man in front of me didn't move. Old lady put her head down. Two kids on the phone. Didn't look behind me. Don't know what was there. I think they just all assumed, this guy seems to know what he's doing. Like, does anyone fight for these anymore? Didn't have a struggle at all. No boos, nothing. I, you know, I was disappointed in myself, but good thing I had my pothead backstop, because otherwise the guys behind us would have gotten the ball that would have clunked.

[Brett]

Grandma going out on a stretcher is not fun for memorials.

[Toledo]

I watched that lady at the spring training, when that lady got hit in the head, my friend Jim Wilson and I laughed so hard, it was a pop fly so high. She. Where is it the sun? Where nobody knew her. Everybody's hands are in the air, and you just hear, like, a cartoon coconut knot, like, right on her head. And all the kids start crying. There's like 13 of them. She lays down in the aisle, oh, Lord Jesus, today's the day. And Wilson and I are done. We are dying, laughing like, she's gonna die today. And those kids thought mama was done. Don't go. They're sobbing. It was so hilarious. She just got clunked in the head with a foul ball, and she was. That was it. It was all over. So be careful. And I'll tell you this Having a moment of silence. And the Pittsburgh Pirates are in the building. Seemingly, it never ends. There is, like. That was the quietest I've ever been in a baseball game in my life. We'd like the fans to now stand for a moment of silence. I'm like, pirates are in town. No problem. You know what? You're going to get a Memorial Day moment of silence for nine innings.

[Brett]

Just said a moment of noise.

[Toledo]

Yeah, just make a little noise, because the silence will be deafening for the next two hours anyway. Diamondbacks won the game. Going back in. I want to. I want to watch Paul Skeen's pitch before. As a Pirate, before he becomes a Yankee in a couple of years, because the dude is just electric. And I want to see him in the early. Is that who through? He's Wednesday.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay.

[Toledo]

So I'm going to go to that one, too. And tomorrow. Pirate Week. Yeah, I got Today and tomorrow and then Channel three. I got to give you. I was texting Ian Schwartz yesterday while he was doing the mornings, because they had him out manning the barbecue for Memorial Day. And I'm like, Schwartz is just firing wieners in his mouth and offering them to the. And I'm like, that's great. I'm like, hey, Ian, chug a whole wiener live on tv. Just take the whole thing. Or have one of the girl hosts, like, try to chuck a wiener in your mouth for fun. And he goes, I'm trying to have fun out here. But they keep bringing up all these stories about Memorial Day and the fallen soldiers and Pat Tillman, and he goes. And then they cut to me, Wacky Weatherman out here by the grill, everybody. I know. That story about those seven dead guys is rough. Who wants some wieners? Like, yeah, it does seem like the transitions are a little bit abrupt. I know. So sad. So many died. So many died in the battle. So many died for our. For our freedoms. Let's go out to Ian now. He's by the grill making hot dogs. Like, yeah, thanks, ladies. Well, that transitions real easy. You just showed 60 soldiers getting flamethrowed, and now I got this whole thing on the grill. Thanks for that footage from World War II. They faced the firing line. They didn't survive. But because of them, we have freedom. Freedom to throw to Ian right now and find out what the weather's gonna be like. And what do you got, Ian? What are those, Watermelon? Yeah. Poor Ian. He was trying to make it work. Just. Just eat a whole. Eat the hot dog whole. Just. Just all of it. Just go we'll be right back with more sad news about Memorial Day. And he goes, and then the other girl on the saying, happy Memorial Day. That's not a thing. You don't say that. Anyway, someday we'll all get it. Maybe, maybe not. I don't know. Let's get a wake up song. We got a short week. That's a good thing. 585-9800 and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD, wake up. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erected. Still streaming. Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] thank you, Katie and the Hobbs that's miles to nowhere. The theme song is over. The day has begun. It is official. People emailing me like, you didn't give that foul ball to a kid. You know, it didn't even dawn on me.

[John Holmberg]

Wasn't yours, though.

[Toledo]

I know. Wheatie didn't either. But like, no kids were around. There were those teen girls in front of us. They didn't even, like, they didn't even act interested. They were tweens. Yeah. No, we didn't think, remember who hit it? No, that was one thing. We were laughing so hard and I'm like, who hit that? None of us paid attention. And so Brian went back and he watched the replay. He's gonna find out what it was because even his. He texts his daughter like, hey, foul ball. She goes, who hit it? He's like, you know what? I don't know. I have no idea what happened. We were giggling so hard at how it punched Brian in the stomach.

[John Holmberg]

I've never caught a foul ball at a baseball game. And I think, I think I'd be a dick and I would just keep it myself. I'm not giving it some kid.

[Toledo]

That was Kevin Ray waited 50 years for this. Exactly. That's the thing that's like, oh, you can go buy yourself a baseball. Well, then why do people fight over the foul balls?

[John Holmberg]

Right?

[Toledo]

If you can just go buy one and it's no big deal, then it wouldn't be a big deal. Like, nobody would stand up on it. It's a cool thing. And the kid in all of us wants to hang on to that ball. And then some doe eyed little kid goes, that's a Jeremy emailed. And he says, I had a buddy catch a foul ball once. He said to me, he goes, I'm gonna take this home to my daughter. This is so cool. And three kids ran up from another section with their gloves out and he's like, nope, it's mine. And the whole section starts booing. Didn't matter. He didn't give in. He was giving it to his kid, and he had to announce it, see if stand. Well, I'm giving it to my daughter. Oh, all right. I watched the one in spring training this year. My buddy Craig and I were there, and it was awesome. That old lady had it just land in her hands. She didn't even get up. Right in. And the guy behind her pulled it, pried it from her old dying body, just right out of her hands. And the whole place just starts booing. And then he hands it to, like, a kid who didn't look 100. I think the kid might had a helmet or something. It gives it to the kid, and then everybody. Oh, boo. All right. Okay, okay. Like, we were the judge and jury of where that ball had to go. But I'm with you.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Kevin Ray last year, caught foul ball while I was sitting with him and hung on to it. And at the end of the night, he walks up to the kid in front of us in the row in front of us, and he goes, hey, do you want this? And he talks to him about something, and he said, like, kevin did the full, like, you know, get good grades, follow science.

[Brett]

Say no to drugs.

[Toledo]

Science is the future. And, yeah, lay off the smack. Young man hands it to him. And the kids like, thanks.

[Brett]

Holy cow.

[Toledo]

And I'm like, you know what? He changed his mind. And I reached 40. And the kids like, oh. I'm like, I'm just kidding. You can have it. But I wouldn't have given that to you. I think the crowd.

[Brett]

If you catch the ball, like you said, Brighton, you go home and you bring it. It's about a couple years, and you're like, what's this ball doing up here? Oh, I caught it a couple years ago. Remember who hit it?

[Toledo]

No.

[Brett]

It's baseball.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Rodney Scott hit the one. My dad doesn't last.

[Brett]

I mean, it's one of those.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but still, it's just that it's awesome.

[Toledo]

When my dad caught one when I was eight at Three River Stadium, it was hit by Rodney Scott, who played for the Expos. It bounced off the press box, came back, and he snagged it. I'll never forget it. It was like an. As a kid, it was an awesome moment. And I had to wait till we got to the car. I could. I could hold the ball, but he kept taking it back. And I have to remember at the time, if I was 7, my dad. My dad was 31, so he was a prick kid, too. He was not. It was like. It wasn't like he was some sage wise. He wanted that ball just as much as I did. I think I'd have fun with it and like, go, would you like this, young man? I'd pull the full Ted DiBiase. Yeah, thanks. Oh, no, no, no. I have it all. I just wanted to know what it feels like to want and then take it right back to him.

[Brett]

Yeah, you're a jerk.

[Toledo]

Yes, sir. And I'd find kids, like, I caught this foul ball for me. No, no, no, that's mine. It's. Yeah. I would not. I would not. I don't know that I'd be too quick to hand it over or fall for the pressure. I think the more you booed me, the more I'd rave about keeping it like that would egg me on to go, all right, maybe I would have given it to a kid, but not now. Not when you judgey pricks come out of the woodwork.

[John Holmberg]

What about. What about a home run ball from the opposite team? If you're in the bleachers, roll back.

[Toledo]

You'Re throwing it back immediately. That's part of the fun of that.

[Brett]

Fun of the.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that's. That's almost better than catching it.

[Brett]

Crowd reaction's great.

[Toledo]

And yesterday, by the way, you don't give it to a kid. You give it to, like a veteran or somebody who stood up during the, you know, Memorial Day stuff. He probably lost a friend. The old man that was sitting directly in front of us got out of his chair when they did the. Everybody rise for the. Or just the. If you serve to stand up and his wife had to, like, pat him on the back, like, do it. And he gets up and he's kind of hunched over and he's doing the thing. And Brian didn't give him the ball either. Like, we kept it. It's ours. Pretty good. Pretty. Pretty impressed. A lot of weird emails, but yeah, so I didn't even think about the kid thing. If I catch one, this. If I catch, I'm going again tonight. If I catch one tonight, I'm keeping that too. There. I'm just gonna. It's a collection. When you guys caught that foul ball, did the Walmart guy run down to make Reggie pay for it? Yeah, that's true. We had the foul balls. Like, I'm sorry, before you leave the area, you gotta pay for that. And then Reggie had another bit of racism happen last night. He went over to Jaliscos Tacos whatever. Over in the ballpark. It's up in the right field. Since Reggie won't eat cheese or dairy, he's got, like, all sorts of issues with that. So he couldn't find anything to order. So he's like, I'm gonna go. I'll find something. And he walked all the way over to that thing, and he got two tacos. And the guy said, you gotta eat those here. It's like, why? Because I can't get two tacos to go. No. Like, it's the ballpark. No. And he gives them to him on a tray. So he's like, I'm hungry now. So I'm eating it. And the other guy comes over and he asks the other employee, can I get. Can I leave with these? He goes, yeah, why couldn't you? Because that guy says, I'm not allowed to leave. But he said, no, you gotta eat him in front of me. I don't know what you're up to.

[John Holmberg]

He's gonna steal the tray.

[Toledo]

I don't know. I don't know. But the dude made me eat there right in front of him. He was upset, and I'm like, I think he just had a fan. Yeah, he just like, what do you think of the tacos? You're a little aggressive. But he's like, I couldn't leave. And I'm like, this is great. Like, I'm experiencing an awful lot of, you know, racism, adjacency. I'm like, near it.

[Brett]

He's gonna take the tray.

[Toledo]

Yeah. I don't know. But he. Then don't give him a train. Put it in a bag. He wanted it to go, no, you can't take it out into the ballpark. You gotta eat it here. All right, I guess he goes, that's weird. Then the other employee said, no. You don't know why he couldn't. Why just leave, I guess seem pretty upset about it. Hey, sit down and eat those tacos. I worked hard on those. This guy says, dear John, I'm sorry to say that this is the final week that I will be listening to you live, not say, I won't be listening anymore. Because I'm going to hop on the app, but not the one that goes through Djibouti. Yeah, be careful with that one. I'm going to be moving to Wyoming where the life slows down, the pace is better, and I get to turn into Walt from Gran Torino. Get off my effing lawn. Thanks for everything. Signed, Alan. Alan has been emailing me for years, and so he's off to Wyoming. He's no longer going to listen live, but it still counts. That's fine. Alan's out there in Wyoming putting numbers up. And again, the regular app is fine. The KUPD app is great. This new thing, the Djibouti app. The Djibouti app, which is what we should call it, the African Djibouti app. That does all the. That's right, Fred. Sorry. It does all of the extra stuff. The. It's got Guadalupe squares. I don't know exactly what. It's an archive of things. I'm not sure what it is. Is doing too well in Africa to be legitimate. And so I am the only one in the building that's going to be honest with you. If it was up to our bosses or our sales staff, they would tell you, just let them have their identity stolen. No, I'm not going to do it. Too much action in Africa doesn't add up. And this is from a guy who won a generator off of emails. I know my way around bad things, trust me. Although I did get two new coffee makers and an awesome, and I mean awesome set of flower pots. I don't know why they're giving those away through scams. They were pretty great. So I've signed up for that as well. And I know, I already know better loops than to hand that to you guys. You guys can. But this African Djibouti morning sickness thing. Come on trips. Like, what are you doing? It just drives. What are you doing? I'm like, Djibouti and Cameroon. We're killing it there. That doesn't concern anyone here. No, those numbers count just the same. Like, all right, good luck then. This one says, dear John, you bastard. Oh, there I am living my life, minding my own business, listening to your show. And you explained something to me that I never thought about even once in life. And now I can't stop thinking about it. The effing rolls of toilet paper in public restrooms. I check them every time now to see if anything's poked in the sides. Yeah, remember we did that story where the needles druggies were stuffing their use needles in the sides of public toilet paper rolls and cleaning them off in the said, I never knew it was a problem. I never even thought it could be let alone that one would. A problem that would consume me every time I had to drop one off. Poop. Now I check constantly. Your friend and hatred effing David Rogowski. Also, this means that every time I am pooping, I think of you. So thanks for that as well. Well, here's the thing, David. Stop going to take dumps in public so much. Unless you've got Crohn's disease or something. There's no reason for you to have to poop in public this often to where it's become a concern of yours. Or keep your own toilet paper roll in your backpack.

[Brett]

Crohn's or something like that. I probably would have my own.

[Toledo]

No, if I had Crohn's, I'd be walking around with Charming like the full packs. If I had Crohn's, that's like my.

[John Holmberg]

Worst nightmare as a death sentence.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I think I would hang myself if I had Crohn's. I don't think I make it out alive because public toilets and public pooping is. That's a no. It's a non starter hard no. I think I'd cure my own Crohn's. I think my brain would just be like, we gotta. We gotta get around this.

[John Holmberg]

This dude's done here.

[Toledo]

My ass would be so strong, I could make diamonds out of coal I could crush because I could crone up. My. My anus would be a vice grip. There would never be a chance where I'd have to be like, oh, I gotta go take a Crohn's poo.

[Brett]

Is that a Homburg diamond?

[Toledo]

Yeah. Ever since he had Crohn's, he can mash up anything. Cracking walnuts and doing all sorts of stuff with it. That thing would. That would be a tough anus. Good luck raping me. Like putting it in a wood chipper. Boy, what a risk. That just dawned on me. What a risk in the gay community if you're a. A gay rapist that you run into a guy with Crohn's, then just chocolate LeBaron everywhere.

[John Holmberg]

You might be used to it.

[Toledo]

Yeah. If you dabble back there, that's where it lives. So. But Crohn's would be a different. That would be like a squirter.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Seen a lot of Brett videos. That does seem to discourage people.

[Toledo]

Seems to be people kind of just plow through anyway, so. Sorry about that, but it sounds like a you problem. You go into the bathroom in public too much, but it is a real thing. Check the sides of those deals. Those drug addicts jamming their needles in the sides of toilet paper rolls. And you can see because it's a little dot of blood on the side of the toilet paper roll. And you know that a needle's been in there and it's cleaned itself off. That is so gross. That is so gross. I will not you. I will. I vow that I will never use public restroom toilet paper on my body. Ever. Ever. It's not a thing. It's not going to be a thing. It's not a thing.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

Well, can you do this to my gun?

[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Toledo]

I gotta watch WNBA basketball. Had it on in the background. Watching the NBA playoffs have been fantastic, amazing games. But the WNBA is set back and I gotta hand it to them. They've got a marketing Plan. It's racism. Yeah, they're doing great with it. They have. They have made Caitlin Clark the victimized little white girl. And they're playing full into it. Watch some ESPN where they were saying, this was the worst argument I've ever heard. Stephen A. Smith was arguing with somebody, and they're like, why in the world do you think they're so mad at Caitlin Clark? They're throwing her around. They're banging into her, throwing elbows or trying to knock her over. Sophie Cunningham got beat up in her first game back. Like, they were pushing and shoving and literally, like, wrestling her to the ground. Don't even have the ball.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe it was Josh's wife that was.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that could be Josh. Josh's wife got picked up by the Atlanta Dream.

[Brett]

She called for the hit.

[Toledo]

So, yeah, they're knocking her around, too. And so ESPN had the argument, said, why is that? Why is there so much hatred for Caitlin Clark? And the girl said, because these girls have been playing this game for 25 years. And then this white girl shows up and gets all the attention. And I'm like, because she's better than anyone who's played the game already. Check the stats. Like these girls, if they feel like.

[Brett]

They'Ve built and they haven't been playing for 25 years.

[Toledo]

But you know what never happened? Johnny Unitas never bitched that Troy Aikman got all this attention. Johnny Unitis never said, I am the foundation of Peyton Manning, John Elway, Joe Montana, all the great quarterbacks that when the league exploded, that he never got to benefit from. Now, keep in mind, Johnny Unitis had to learn how to use his left hand to write and eat and do everything else. Because his football right hand was so devastated with injuries, he could only. He couldn't even hold, like, a pencil with his right hand. He learned to write. His. His nerve damage was so bad in his arm, it was basically paralyzed. It didn't have health coverage back then. Did the NFL, didn't take care of anybody. And he. He doesn't look at the future as a bunch of guys he should be bitter towards. He's like, if it wasn't for guys like me, you know, they're standing on the shoulders of the greats. You're always standing on the shoulders of the people behind you. Caitlin Clark did not learn WNBA basketball by watching the wnba. She's clearly a fan of Steph Curry. She went out in her driveway and shot from 25, 26ft away. She just took a billion shots and became an assassin from the outside. Also Watched a lot of NBA. Like, she reminds me a lot of Allen Iverson and Steph Curry. The way she plays the game is not modeled after anyone in the wnba. So they kept saying, like, well, it's because she's, you know, this white girl showed up and she's getting all the attention. So they're meaner to. And I'm like, great work, espn. Terrible argument, but great work because now you've made it about espn. Race baits Constant got the Griner and now the Griner thing happens on the heels of this. So now to me, it's all that.

[Brett]

Did you see over the weekend, this was actually a positive thing because it was Caitlin Clark that probably got the rest of her team to go out for the national anthem.

[Toledo]

Oh, really? Wow.

[Brett]

Whereas the other girls, the other teams most.

[Toledo]

They're still sitting at locker room. Brittany Griner better be standing.

[John Holmberg]

What happened with that now?

[Toledo]

Well, they've been, they've been on that for a while because they thought that they do everything the NBA does. When the NBA did the thing where it's like, let's just not even go out there for it to risk any sort of protest. They come out after the end. I don't really have a problem with that either way. But if you want to come out and stand for it, that's great. Brittney Griner should be dead center in the middle of that logo saluting the flag every single time that anthem plays. She should cry.

[Brett]

That's the first thing.

[Toledo]

She should weep every time. So then Brittney Griner gets in trouble this weekend or maybe because she, after a foul, turned back and goes trash. And then effing white girl talking to Caitlin Clark. Now she has since said she said. I didn't say that. I said trash. Effing whack call. That's what she said. If you read her lips, that's she's saying white girl, brilliant. Marketing brilliant. And Brittney Griner's just an unlikable person. Can we trade her back? Can we, can we take the Merchant of Death and like give a swaparoo? Can we keep him? He seems like somebody I'd want no take backs. I'm true. I'd rather hang out with him, to be honest with you. At least he's got some interesting stories and some connections. Britney's just like, boy, that just that whole thing of, like being grateful and everything just seems to have slipped away. You can't, you can't look, just be gracious constantly. You were in a Russian jail and you Came back with attitude. How? Worst trade in American history. Brittney Griner for the Merchant of Death. I mean, worst trade in American history.

[John Holmberg]

There's worse than the Babe Ruth traitor.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah. But I mean, you know, the Red Sox just made a bad deal. I don't know who the Red Sox got. I think they just got the contract paid out. They were poor at the time. So probably if you look into Boston's books, there's a couple of accountants signal going now. You know, we take a lot of heat for the Babe Ruth thing, but it's kept us solvent. We could keep going. I don't know why we got so much heat for the Babe Ruth. I mean, we're still a team. Back then we would have gone out of business. So I'm sure that the Red Sox have a way around it. It hurt them, but come on. But yeah, the whole thing. And yes, you did say white girl. And if you are willing to say it then, then say it then. Take, you know, it's on video. They don't have audio. So she's going to work her way around it. But if you're gonna have the guts to do that, do it. They say white girl to her all the time. And Caitlin Clark, look, she's already in third place for most triple doubles of all time. It's time to stop acting like. Like she's not different than everyone who's ever played the game, no matter what color she is. Have there been good ones? Sure. Some of the WNBA players have been pretty good. As a whole, the league sucks. She's the first really good player they've ever had that everyone universally looks at and says she's excellent.

[Brett]

You don't have curiosity. You want to check her out here so much.

[Toledo]

And I'll tell you this, she doesn't disappoint. When you watch a game, you're like, I see what people are talking about. She's good and she's kind of fun to watch. Especially now that for some reason she's like a Klansman out there. Like, you just know that there's also the soap opera that's happening that's being. Nobody's trying to stop it. It. Nobody's saying this is, you know, we're not stopping the game. The referees should stop the game the second they hear anybody say a racial slur. White or black, the game should stop. You're out. What? You're gone. I heard what you said. You're out. You're out of the game. And there's fines attached to everything. Else, if they truly cared about it. If they truly cared about it, they would, you know, you scream out white girl. Blah, blah, blah. Okay, Lesbian, anything. Any sort of slur, you're out. Because it's a slur. Well, not league. Certain. Certain words that. Yes, you could throw at them. That lesbian part, you know. You know which ones. I mean, there's a couple extras in there, you know, like if somebody just goes trout, fisherman, like, she's out. Yeah. Salmon hands, things like that. You can't say that, Brett. You can't. That's not a thing you can do. But Brittney Griner, of all people, shouldn't be rolling her eyes at anybody saying, I can do what I want. Like, she needs to Memorial Day game. Like, she should be out there in full uniform, like full Marine, you know, dress, saluting. Every single time there's an opportunity for her to say thank you to this country. She should be standing center court every time. She should be out for the anthem. She should drop down like the Pope and kiss the ground every single time. But they've all forgotten. And then she's over in Atlanta wearing a uniform that has the word dream on it, inspired by Martin Luther King. Calling a girl a f ing white girl. That's the dream. She's a horrible human being. There's just. There's just no two ways about it. Brittany Griner is just a horrible person. And I don't know her, but I don't think I have to. Like, every single time she's doing something, you're like, this is. She just mean. She's got a little chip. She's just an awful. I get. Look, I get back. Coming back from Russia a little bit like, I got screwed. But one thing I'm not going to do after that is take this place for granted for half a second. Everything is great that now that I'm back here. Because otherwise, you know, I mean, she can't. She has got to know she has to go to bed at night going, man, merchant of Death walks free because of me.

[John Holmberg]

Merchant of Death, you don't care.

[Toledo]

I don't think she does. I think she's ungrateful.

[Brett]

Well, you can only do so much.

[Toledo]

She.

[Brett]

It doesn't seem like she's doing that. Unfortunately, perception is. Oh, yeah.

[Toledo]

It's. This guy says, wnb. You're right, John. They're using racism as their. Their. It's. They're trying to draw people in with racism. I didn't know this. He says, WNBA's organization yesterday had a moment of silence. Before the game for George Floyd, not for Memorial Day. Of course they're going to protect the trash. White girl comments. Yeah, I'm looking at it as a marketing thing. They're using racism to try to get you to be interested, and it works. They're not. This isn't a dumb move by any means. ESPN loves it. We talked to Mark Schlerith and Mark Malone when they worked at espn. Malone used to work here. And he come in, he goes, ESPN was the worst. You'd sit in. You'd sit in the meetings before the shows, and they would ask, all right, who's going to take the racist angle? Who's going to take the like? Even he said, even if everyone in the room agreed, one of you had to take the. All right, I'll take the. I'll take the controversial angle on this. Just so the story has interest and like, they would manufacture, like a drama in every single story that had any. They love it. It's great ratings. It's great, glorious ratings. Does it exist? Sure. Does it exist as much as they say? No. Stephen A. Smith, even, he was kind of the voice of reason when he said, look, I felt it as somebody, because it has happened where somebody takes, you know, Elvis is a perfect example, the king of rock and roll. And it's like, wait a minute. Chuck Berry's been doing this for a little bit, but he's the first one that exploded. Was he better than Chuck Berry? No, but he got the support Chuck Berry never got. That was a different time.

[Brett]

And he grew up in this south.

[Toledo]

Didn't matter. He was still a white guy that got. Except Ricky Nelson got to sing Chuck Berry songs, and they were bigger than Chuck had. So that was a different time when people just wouldn't do it. That. That doesn't exist anymore. But now you can turn little Caitlin Clark into this. You know, everything's been raced with her. Remember when they said the ratings for her draft day were higher than anyone else? And like, that's. That's race based. Because this year, Paige Buckers is a white girl. She was the first pick. Nobody watched the draft. Nobody cared. It's weird.

[John Holmberg]

Dave wants to nominate Brittney Grind for SEO of the year.

[Toledo]

She's close. She still lived here. We'd be getting close, especially this. But. Yeah, but if the, if the w. If any league actually cared about that stuff. I mean, I heard it when I sat at the. I sat behind the Cleveland Cavaliers bench when LeBron was there, and I've never heard the N word more in my Life than when I. When that bench was talking. I mean, it was a constant, but it was friendly. You know, they were talking to each other. And I'm like. But there were, like, people that you can hear in the. You're in the bench. You're sitting right there with them. And it was a lot of N bombs, and King James was leading the way with the cussing and the screaming. There's kids nearby. Nobody cared. But it's awfully interesting that this is happening. So Caitlin Clark's gonna catch it. Trust me. The stories get weirder and weirder, and they're gonna push harder and harder for, you know, Caitlin Clark's. And it works for white people too. White people will be interested as well. They're like, oh, one of ours is getting picked on. It's reverse racism. There's no such thing as reverse racism. Racism is. Racism doesn't matter. It basically means you're disparaging someone for their race. There's no reverse racism. Racist. That's actually racist to say that whites have to have it turned around on them to be. It's not. It's. Racism is racism. But Brittney Griner's a. I think I can say it for all of us. He's all mean, horrible person and ungrateful. I mean, if I was her, to be all smiles and thank yous from here on out. And some people be like, well, that's weak. I'm like, yeah, well, I'd still be doing that.

[Brett]

She needs to call it Kanye. He's apologized for everything.

[Toledo]

Yeah, but he, you know, he's inconsistent. Give it a couple of weeks, Brittany. Look, Brittany is. I'd rather hang out with Kanye. Kanye gives me some interesting stuff, and I kind of expect him to be nuts. My expectations of Brittney Griner are, you better be humble. There better be some humility here. You better. You better just be like, you know what? I'm just lucky to be here. Here. Every single time something goes sideways. If I'm Brittany Griners, I'm just lucky to be here. I was. This ain't so bad.

[John Holmberg]

Someone said Caitlyn's out for two weeks with a strained quad. Watch the ratings over the next two weeks.

[Toledo]

Oh, nobody's gonna watch.

[John Holmberg]

Effing white girl laugh out loud.

[Toledo]

Only watching her games anyway. None of the other teams get ratings. They're rape. All the ratings for the WNB are through them. Yeah, just her games. You put Atlanta against, I don't know, Connecticut. Nobody's watching that. Oh, that league's in trouble.

[John Holmberg]

But Title nine's watching it.

[Toledo]

They should absolutely be putting out of her. Absolutely. They should absolutely be putting her up on a pedestal and saying, this is the best. And tell the other player.

[Brett]

WNBA package.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I don't know.

[Toledo]

Oh, no, there's. There. It comes with the NBA package if you want it. It's like $9. Yeah, there is a pack.

[Brett]

No, I just want that.

[Toledo]

It's different. They charge you for certain games. It's. There's a package, but it's. It's laughable.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, they have the league package here.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it's pretty funny. I've seen it come up and I'm like, somebody bought all the games. Why?

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Toledo]

It was. It was nine. That was 950 last year for the month.

[John Holmberg]

35 bucks for the year.

[Toledo]

Now it's 12.99. Yeah, it's $35 for the year. And that would be the biggest waste of $35 I've ever had. I could lose $35 having it fall out of my and feel better about it than if I did buy the girls W at league pass.

[John Holmberg]

But John, for the league pass for the year, 365 days of access to watch live games. Every game on demand, plus hundreds of games from the archives for 30.

[Toledo]

365 days of access. They play 40 games.

[John Holmberg]

We get the archives, too.

[Toledo]

I know back in history, so does YouTube.

[Brett]

I might sign up.

[Toledo]

They're suggesting that for this 35 bucks that I'm going to spend every day of the year absorbing WNBA games from the past.

[Brett]

Can't get enough.

[Toledo]

You. You're a psychopath. That's the most like, I watch a lot of ID channel. That would be the first. He watched WNBA action every day. He's going to kill a basketball player. He's got. That is obsessive. $35. All you have to do is say, hey, for 35 bucks, you can watch all the WNBA you've ever wanted, which is usually in most people's cases, a game. I think you can go to Fry's and buy some gum and a Coke and get the league pass.

[Brett]

What marquee players are they showing on the league? League pass.

[Toledo]

Caitlyn.

[Brett]

Oh, there you go.

[Toledo]

And then a girl from that Chicago Sky. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Toledo]

That's not Angel Reese either. Yeah, she's the face of the. She's the face of the whole thing now. And it is people off but good on the wnba. Go full racism. Sell this thing like crazy. So here's the argument for Brittany And Kanye. Kanye is a self made billionaire. At least he had some intelligence. He's just off his rocker. Britney's just some black dude who may or may not perform. Britney is just some black dude who may or may not perform oral on other women. That could possibly be the truth. Anyway, it's a mess. The whole thing's a mess. Bert, what do you got on the big board of musical treats?

[John Holmberg]

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[Toledo]

Did you ride?

[John Holmberg]

I didn't.

[Toledo]

I was moving all weekend.

[John Holmberg]

I was moving all weekend. Otherwise I would have. Hell, they'll even work on your old BMX bike. Our buddy Ted just bought a new. An old BMX bike. Like, yeah, like a GT from back in the day, brought to Action Ride Shop. And they're taking care of it.

[Toledo]

No kidding.

[John Holmberg]

So they'll, they'll. They'll take care of whatever you got, whether you buy it there or not.

[Brett]

Does he get on that?

[John Holmberg]

He was never allowed to have one when he was like 12. So he's like, well, now that I'm almost 50, I'm buying a 20 inch GT.

[Toledo]

How about that?

[John Holmberg]

He rides it with his kid. I guess so.

[Toledo]

He doesn't. He's gonna get arrested. If I saw a grown man riding with a boy on a BMX bike, I'd be like, that one's going, well.

[John Holmberg]

We know it's not dui.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that's true. Because he's clean, clean, sober. But I would wonder if he was back on the hooch if I saw him riding around like, he got caught. Huh, Ted? Yeah, you got.

[Brett]

He's riding the grocery.

[Toledo]

The only time I see. I've said it for years. A man on a kid's bike is the DUI the only. And it's hilarious. And it happens 3rd Avenue and West. Like the second you get to 3rd Avenue, you'll see a dude riding a BMX bike. Middle of summer, a grown man on a BMX bike going to work like, second. DUI is a mother effort, isn't it? Gotta ride my kid's bike to work now. It's the only way I can get in and out.

[Brett]

That's their new Slogan, Huffy. What gets a man to work A.

[Toledo]

Fee for kids and dudes have done it twice.

[John Holmberg]

So if you want to go out riding the mountains of the trails or you got a dui. Well, action ride shop is a place to get your bike fixed. So they're going to take care of you.

[Toledo]

Speaking of transportation. Yeah. It is high time that we made the wiener mobile race a. An absolute annual event. And let's start sprucing it. I don't know if you guys watched that.

[Brett]

I missed it.

[Toledo]

Exhilarating. It was fun watching those guys go around the brickyard in India and those giant wieners. It was awesome. It's slow because you're so used to cars flying. It was a fun race. And the hot dogs had, like, you.

[Brett]

Know, they dressed them up.

[Toledo]

Nah, they were pretty much all wienermobiles with like a logo on the side said, I'm the chai dog. I'm Seattle dog. And it had like, slaw dog, localized kind of stuff. Chicago dog. Settle down, Settle down.

[John Holmberg]

So who wants.

[Toledo]

You're getting crazy. I don't even know. I just remember watching little bits and I'm like, this is a blast. So. So I started thinking, like, back in the first few days of indie racing, this is probably what it looked like. Speeds wise at least, right?

[Brett]

Oh, yeah.

[Toledo]

Let's put some engines in these things.

[Brett]

A little bit even.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Just a little bit quicker.

[Toledo]

A little bit still.

[Brett]

Let's get these 300 look slow.

[Toledo]

Let's pump this thing up. Yeah. To like 180. Let's get these. We can throw some ballasts on this and counter the weights and stuff. Stuff. Let's get these wieners flying around at like 150. 180. It was. It was literally. So then they break out on Friday. And I thought, oh, they're taking it too far. There weren't a lot of people in the crowd. They bring up, fans, please rise. And everybody stands up. Remove your caps. And they take their hats off and put over their heart. And a guy comes out and he goes, I wish they were an Oscar Meyer wiener. That was their national anthem. And they. It was awesome.

[Brett]

Them.

[Toledo]

Then the race starts. And I was. It's the first one. The Weenie 500.

[Brett]

The slog one.

[Toledo]

Did it win, Slow dog? Yeah, it was. And it's. It was a blast watching when they try to pass and stuff. It looked dangerous. It needs to be something we. It needs to be a series of races. They're the. The. This. We all get excited. The wiener mobile drives by. Not like Brady. But when the wiener, like when it's on regular roads, like we all have like a. Oh, cool. The wiener mobile. I've seen it twice in my life. Just in the wild, just driving. It's so slow. This is before they green flag it. They're going like 60. Well, they're still in line. And they haven't reached the top speed yet. As they round turn one into the short shoot. It was awesome fun. Through 27, now 28 miles an hour. They evidently take forever to get going straight away somewhere. But when they get it up to top speed and they start actually racing. He said, a lot of issues there. And you really realize how big that track is.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Because it takes these wieners forever. It's so much fun. And they can't get speed. It takes them forever to get going. But the dog, you know, on this two and a half mile, speed it up a little bit. And now, now they're, now they're racing. Now they're in it. And it's slow, but it gets super exciting at certain points where you're like, this is pretty awesome. And you can't realize like how bad the back drivers have to be. It's like crawling. This baby's crawling.

[Brett]

It's still anybody's race.

[Toledo]

And somebody's got to gas it and.

[John Holmberg]

Go, oh, here we go for the pass.

[Toledo]

Understand there was a bit of a shoving match last night. It's. Yeah. And then they just stayed in that line for a minute. But it was one of these things where I'm like, get some engines in these cars and let these dudes go. Because they're probably pretty well balanced, Right. Oh, look at this. This one, it got hot at the end there. They're lining up, making the move. Now we got that car to get swarmed. Front car ran out of gas or something. Three spots falling down the order. It's ridiculous. I, I, if you were stoned, it would be amazing. But if we put, you know, giant engines in those things and push them up at least to like 150. Watching wieners crash. I think that would be. You put a roll cage inside there, make sure the wiener driver's safe. And let these dudes have at these cars. I don't know what kind of car is underneath the hot dog stock.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I'm not sure.

[Toledo]

Looks like one of those. That's all it like those Chinese custom made.

[Brett]

But I don't know what the engine is. If it's got to be.

[Toledo]

I don't think it's much, much like V8s or V12s, tops. It's a lot of weight, but they're not going very quick. It was so, so stupid fun to watch those wieners, right? And all like. And all I just kept imagining in my head was, like, faster.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there's faster.

[Toledo]

Faster. Look at that. Yeah. It seemed like some of the cars just kind of chunked out a little bit, and then they. They'd have to, like, work their way back in. Just smoke, you know, he's getting past. But imagine watching and then it. And then there's crashes. Like, there's bumping and there's rubbing and racing.

[John Holmberg]

Anyway, wieners bumping into each other.

[Toledo]

Oh, could you imagine the crowd? Yeah. Katie. KB Would have. We're racing wieners this weekend, and not like you think, not like the old way. Anyway, that was a good part of Memorial Day weekend. I really enjoyed that. And that's the beginning of it. That's the worst the wiener races will ever be. Look at the. It was a fantastic pass. He got him. He gets him.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, on the checker.

[Toledo]

That was the way the race ended. It's tight and high. People showed up, dressed up. It was great, but it just needs. It needs some speed. Throw a little speed on top of it, you got something pretty great. We don't get a lot of things that are, like, fun like that anymore. It would be awesome to watch one of those wieners take flight, though. You know, they're hitting 150 speeds at 151 bumps. The other kind of gets it in a pit maneuver. It spins, takes flight.

[Brett]

Don't know what happened in the results of the Stanley Pup.

[Toledo]

No, I didn't pay attention to any of that either, but, yeah. So watch the. Watch the glorious wiener races next time. Let's get the ratings up for.

[John Holmberg]

How many laps was it? Do you remember?

[Toledo]

Two. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I was gonna say because it took forever.

[Toledo]

It was in the background. I kept looking up. I'm like, this is awesome. And then I just stopped doing what I was doing to watch. It was pretty great. All right. Yeah. Give us what you want.

[John Holmberg]

Let's see. Motorhead. Bullet for my Valentine. Judas Priest. Welcome back. Hotter for our triumphant return for a day. I know. Velvet Revolver. Iron Maiden. Chevelle. Megadeth. Angry Again for your building of furniture. And Iron Maiden, the Trooper for Memorial Day.

[Toledo]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

Since we weren't here yesterday.

[Toledo]

All right. We can do that. Is that a good one for Trooper? Yeah, sure. All right. If you say so.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Toledo]

We'll do a little Iron Maiden.

[John Holmberg]

All Right.

[Toledo]

The trooper for the Iron Maiden people. And a little bit for me. Now you work my finger from that stupid Allen wrench from building furniture. Oh, they, they don't even put like a little rubber edge on it to, to help you. It's just, it's just a cruel joke on humanity to give because you have.

[Brett]

To use both ends.

[Toledo]

Well, sometimes you have tight, tight spots. You got to turn. Yeah. But you could have rubber in the center, something to rip it on the.

[Brett]

Edges, take it out, take it off and put it on the other two.

[Toledo]

Little fingers on your, on your, on your index finger and your thumb and have rubber on that. It is, it is just miserable how many times that I would sit there and just drop stuff and that little Allen wrench would. Oh, and screws have eyes because they find ways under stuff. They bounce once and then shoot under another thing. Oh, it was miserable. Yeah. But again, if it wasn't for having weirdos in my house, I'd have just paid top dollar to have somebody come build it all. But they hang out all day. The one handyman I had showed up, he was there for like three hours. I just left and pretended to have errands to run. I didn't have. I, I just left the house. Like, how long are you gonna be? 2 and a half hours. I'm like, okay, some stuff I'll do. I'll just leave you here. Drove home, didn't have anything to do. He was just there. I just don't want people in my house. Let's do it. You got it. All right. The trooper, everybody. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Toledo]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Toledo]

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[John Holmberg]

Let you know where to go for.

[Toledo]

Some great comedy in the Valley this week.

[John Holmberg]

Get up north to Desert Ridge to.

[Toledo]

See comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Feldface performing. Just Google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Standup Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week.

[John Holmberg]

For the complete lineups and for tickets.

[Toledo]

Go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com still streaming Homburg's morning morning sickness online at 98kupd.com I got. She's on death watch. I got her on my clock. We're talking about Britney Spears. She's. It's. Yeah. Matter of time. Nobody cares about her enough to stop what's going on. What's she flying JSX for? That's what I do.

[Brett]

She thought it was private.

[Toledo]

Yeah, well, she didn't know. She thought she was getting on private jet. She was going to Cabo and she took. She's flying out of Burbank.

[Brett]

Yeah. At Direct flight.

[Toledo]

Okay, I get that. But Britney Spears doesn't have like a I love jsx. Don't get me wrong. I use it all the time. But it's. If Britney Spears was on my plane, I'd think something was wrong with her. Like that's Spirit Airlines to her. Right. She should be able to get a flight to Cabo on her own. She's a mess. She started messing around on the plane, trying to smoke. Didn't know where she was. Does her hair looks like she's done. Like she just spun it with her hands. She's a Too much money has gone out the door. And then of course, they had to. They had to take away all her protection. Remember I was here, Brady, if people would listen to me years ago, I said there's a reason she has a conservative. She's got somebody that's keeping an eye on her because they know deep down the people who are close to her know she's gone Crazy. And everybody's like, no, free Britney. She needs to be free. And there were people, remember people marching around, wouldn't even mind their own business. Took time to leave their house with poster board and sticks and write Free Britney on it. Or Britney needs. Like, who are you? Like, you don't realize that her parents are like, no, our daughter's nuts. And we're trying to keep it under wraps. We're doing the best we can to. To keep this thing in a cage. They let her loose, and she's done nothing but go crazy. And she never combs her hair.

[Brett]

She said she thought she could smoke on the plane because the drink holders were on the outside of the seat. And she also said it was her first time drinking vodka and she felt she loved it.

[John Holmberg]

Not buying that one.

[Toledo]

No, I don't think so either. Yeah, yeah. First time she remembers drinking.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly.

[Toledo]

Yeah. JSX doesn't. There's no illusion when you're on a JSX plane that there's suddenly you can smoke. The drink holders are in the center. What does that have to do with smoking? Like, that was her. Well, I thought you could smoke because the drink holders are to your right. Right. I'm like, you're nuts. Because that's what a nut would say. No one. No one sane says, well, yeah, you smoke because the drink holders on the right and the milk goes on the left. All right, Howard Hughes, you've lost your mind. Nobody ever thinks, well, if the drink holders are on the left, you can't smoke. It's like earrings in the 80s. If you had one in your writer. You were gay. Remember that?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Toledo]

Oh, that was such a big deal.

[Brett]

She with that. They would tell her, you know, you can't smoke. It's pretty easy.

[Toledo]

Well, then the stewardess got mad at her. I know you're not supposed to call your seatbelt and put your cigarette out, bitch. Like, what's wrong with you? You're toxic. And then they used her own words against her. She started doing the video in the plane because she was a stewardess in.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brett]

Great video.

[Toledo]

I'd have paid it to Hall. That was back when Brittany was like, we all knew, back in the late 90s. I said, you can take the girl out of Mississippi, but you can't take Mississippi out of the girl. She is a hillbilly. And when you saw her little sister pop up, you're like, oh, yeah. And her little sister got pregnant, like, the first hour. She was famous. She did a Nickelodeon show. It's Like, I'm Britney Spears sister blue pregnant. Like, she was like eight. I don't know how old she was, but it was young.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it's normal for.

[Toledo]

And her whole family clapped. Like, little Jamie Lynn's pregnant. Like, isn't she nine? She's in fourth grade. Like, that's. You shouldn't be happy about that. This. Well, that's when I got pregnant with her. Okay, yeah, everybody knows. But if you see the Brittany video, her on jsx, that bothered me. JSX is like, I'm the high end celebrity you see on jsx. Nobody. Like, that's as good as it gets. Like, you're not. You're gonna get maybe a newsman or a local radio guy. That's as far as you're going on jsx, that's it. If you see somebody super famous famous on jsx, they blew it. They just did. Or they got a bad booking and some. Will somebody start that? Get a conservator on her again. Get the conservatorship back in her life and somebody buy her a goddamn brush or some extensions that I can't see. I don't see that stuff. Women see that. But when your extensions are bad, I see it because you can see where they're tied in good ones. I don't even know. Like, I can tell when somebody's got too much hair. It's like, you got too much hair. I pay attention to hair because I am lacking. But if it is tied together and all matted and there's a line, I'm.

[Brett]

Like, looks like they've tied down a boat.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Your knots are so big. Is that a figure 8?

[Toledo]

A rope 8? A slipknot. You'll be like, what are you doing here? Don't you have money? Like some. Sell your house, put some to the side, get some good extensions and quit making it look like you got a rat's nest back there. You're Britney Spears, God damn it. Or at least you used to be.

[Brett]

She was on jsx and her managers and stuff flew private.

[Toledo]

Right? Because I'm not flying with that crazy bitch anyway. Plus, we've got all our money. Yep. Everybody got mad at her dad. He's enslaving her. She's crazy. And that Sam S. Geary guy that was too handsome to be with her. After a little while, she's dancing around with knives. She's on my death watch. I got. And nobody cares. Oh, that's terrible, John. I'm like, I'm the only one who's cared about her for years. You keep her under wraps. You keep a conservator over her. You make sure that somebody's monitoring her money. Look what happens when you let her loose. She grabs two butcher knives and starts doing some weird spinning dance on a tile floor and starts smoking on planes because the cup holders to her right. You're telling me that she doesn't need help comb your hair. First sign of crazy is when you just stop combing your hair. You go out in public and it's just. Yeah, I haven't combed it for days like that. You're losing your mind. General hygiene goes out the door right off the bat when you're not home when, when the train has left the station you're basically stop washing and your hair gets messy.

[Brett]

I wonder how much K fed says on that stuff.

[Toledo]

He's just keeping an eye on the boys mom.

[John Holmberg]

Just make sure I'm checking.

[Toledo]

Still coming. You know what he's got? He's not flying JS XK feds on private planes. It's weird but that video of her this weekend and she's wearing underpants of a five year old as normal clothes like she's sitting in that seat. I've been in a JSX plane. I know the layout of it. It's the one by ones Bombardier and they've got the. That you got your own desk next to you. That's just a single drink holder on one side. The other side's just a chair.

[John Holmberg]

Well that's the non smoking flights apparently.

[Toledo]

That must be when you get on the plane and you face down the aisle. The right side is just one row of chairs and the left side is a little desk for each chair and then another row of chairs. You if you're sitting on the left side facing the pilot you can't reach over and use the thing in the middle. You can't do it but. And sometimes it's flip flopped but for the most part you know like your boundary is the aisle. Still no smoke.

[John Holmberg]

She looks terrible.

[Toledo]

She is. And she's on the just chair side. Look at where her paint like and her hair. She's a disaster.

[John Holmberg]

And then she used to look like.

[Toledo]

I know. Back when she was a cute little hillbilly.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Who wasn't sure why she was such a big deal but oh the brain was spinning at that point. But she was under good management. Not anymore. We're gonna lose her. You heard it here first. I mean if you got on a plane and like a Spirit Airlines plane and you saw Brady, you'd be like, what's he doing in short shorts? Why is Brady. And he's trying to smoke and he's in baby shorts. Oh, my God.

[Brett]

Over the calf tube socks.

[Toledo]

Please, dear Jesus. Please, dear Brady. Jesus, Brady, Jesus. Please let Brady go nuts. And put a pair of baby panties on and get on a Spirit. Airlines and fly of Kankakee wherever they go. Rockford. Kankakee. Some side satellite airport out of Helena.

[Brett]

It's Frank Calando's former Manny, Baxter.

[Toledo]

Baxter.

[Brett]

He would wear those.

[Toledo]

He wore baby shorts, but as a joke. He knew that wasn't like a move. Anyway, sorry, I digress. Put it on. Put it on the list. Put it on the board. Yes. Brittany's on my death watch. I'm not happy about it, but nobody's paying attention to her. Nobody cares. She's allowed to do whatever she wants. She stopped combing her hair a while ago. When have you ever seen a homeless person, like, brushing their hair? Never. Because they've lost it. They just let it go. It's the first thing.

[Brett]

It's a natural, permanent.

[Toledo]

Yeah. You ever see a person. You ever see a person that's really kept up for years and they show up and they're disheveled, they're a mess? Like, what happened to your life? Like, you don't ask, are you okay today? When you see somebody who normally had good hair and then it's just a disaster, you assume their life is in turmoil. Hair is a great indicator that things.

[Brady]

Have gone that subject with them, too. What happened to you? You can't say that right out of the gate, right?

[Toledo]

Super Nintendo.

[Brett]

Stein, we need to talk.

[Toledo]

Super Nintendo of. He was going for something, though. That was a look like Don King. That was a look. Super Nintendo of school. Shelly Boggs has the most beautiful hair I've ever seen in person. And if she just showed up and it was just in tatters and rats nested and spun, I'd be like, oh, she's gone crazy. Her whole life has gone crazy. Nobody see somebody who had normal hair go to rat's nest hair and thinks it's just a day. It isn't. It's. It's a permanent announcement that the arrow is now pointed down and I am circling the drain. She tried to tell us years ago when she shaved it off. You're never gonna know when I go crazy because I've shaved off the crazy indicator.

[Brady]

Think that'd be a good indicator for anybody? Just go review some of your past pictures.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Take a look at yourself.

[Brady]

And then look at yourself currently.

[Toledo]

Look at the progress. You think the arrow's going up or down here?

[Brady]

If the arrow's going down.

[Toledo]

Let me ask you. Somewhere around 2019, you stopped combing your hair. Can I ask why? Things just weren't so great. And then that one night at the show when my fell out of my pants, like, right, I remember that. And you had people mon you since then, and you ask them to go away and look, you're not combing your hair again. Comb your hair. Nobody leaves the house with hair uncombed and just shows up to work. Because you know why? Everybody go, he's going crazy.

[Brady]

Least of all women, mostly.

[Toledo]

We've got Dave the engineer here, and he's got a patch of hair in the back of his head that just stands up straight. And when I see him walking away, sometimes I'm like, oh, nope, that's natural. I have to remind myself it's a cowlick and not an announcement that Dave's gone crazy. If any of our salespeople stopped combing their hair, would they have jobs? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Can you imagine? Imagine Jen or Jill walking in with.

[Toledo]

Showed up, just messed up mops, just looking at you like, I'm doing. I'm doing everything right. I'm like, oh. And the first thing would be like, is.

[Brady]

Is you're on a very thin line.

[Toledo]

Is Jeff okay? Like, you asked about her husband and her kids and stuff. Is everything all right? Why'd he ask? Did you stop combing your hair? That's an indicator that you've lost your whole life has lost meaning.

[Brett]

Lipstick's a mess.

[Toledo]

That's a. That's. Well, that's the end. It's over. If they've already got look. If the makeup. If the makeup's gone nuts and they're not combing their hair, they're just insane asylum crazy. Brittany doesn't wear a lot of makeup anymore, which is even. But she just stopped caring about herself. If she was trying and then scooting it all over her face, she'd be like, all right, calm down. At least you're giving an effort comfort. She's makeup free. She's got bratz hair. I don't know if she makes it through the year at this pace. Flying jsx. Like, she's down with us now. Something happened. It's time now for Brady to lift us all back up. And by the way, at 8 o' clock in a few minutes, we're gonna have your first qualifier for the glorious Man Cave upgrade. That's right. It's Father's Day right around the corner and that means we're gonna upgrade that man cave thanks to our friends at Prestige billionaire Twin Peaks wise coatings involved now and turn your garage into the man cave and give you a nice coated garage which is outstanding. And games day men or game day Men's health is also on board. We get a lot of cool stuff for this year's man cave. It's an amazing thing. And in the 8 o' clock hour, I'm going to give you a word to text. Simple as that. And you qualify. And if you're today's qualifier, you're also going to win a bunch of stuff on Hanson's meat and spirits, give you 50 gifts, 52 tickets. See breaking Benjamin at the Desert Diamond Arena. That's in October, but you get those tickets and then at the end of the show on June 13, five finalists will be drawn will compete for it and four of them will get tickets to Arizona Diamondbacks Colorado Rockies game and then compete live in the studio. Boom. Knock it out and get yourself pool table, ping pong table, a smoker, ceramic charcoal smoker, hockey, air Hockey Table 200 in Twin Peaks gift card cards, the garage floor coating which is awesome and a bunch of stuff from game day Men's health it's an awesome prize and it's right around the corner. We'll tell you that word in a little bit. Right now it's time for the Brady report. It's brought to you by All Pro Shade Concepts. Arizona's best patio shades. 20 years of shade means two decades of quality custom installed patio shades, awnings and sunscreens. If you're looking for shade in your yard, there's one place to go. AllProchade.com Brady report it good Tuesday morning to you Phoenix.

[Brett]

Glad you made it.

[Toledo]

Thanks.

[Brady]

What happened to hello world?

[Toledo]

Hello world? You forgot.

[Brett]

I did forget.

[Toledo]

Do it again.

[Brett]

Good Tuesday morning to you Phoenix. Hello world.

[Toledo]

Hi.

[Brett]

Happy National Sunscreen Day.

[Toledo]

Okay.

[Brett]

A poll online asked if a stranger at a beach ask you to rub sunscreen on their back, would you do it?

[Toledo]

It?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Toledo]

Well, is it a hot chick?

[Brady]

Depends.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

It doesn't just says if someone even.

[Toledo]

Then just going through that scenario in my brain if a hot chick wandered up to me, I'd be looking.

[Brett]

It's a trap.

[Toledo]

John Kenis, who's the guy that's going to cut my kidney out because it is a trap. Like a hot girl should have someone with her that will do that. And if she's coming up to me of all people. I'm a mark. I'm gonna get robbed.

[Brett]

Ready for this? 36 said sure.

[Toledo]

Absolutely not. I'm not touching your zitty hairy back.

[Brett]

64% say no.

[Toledo]

No. And that means you're there by yourself. Which means you don't have any friends. You're nuts. Like if you're at the beach alone and are counting on the kindness of strangers to keep the sun from. From giving you cancer. Get a friend.

[Brett]

Couple of basis fun facts. No two lava lamps will ever be able to produce the exact same flow pattern even if they are manufactured in the same way and from the same batch.

[Toledo]

People.

[Brady]

People think about that.

[Brett]

Yes.

[Toledo]

So okay. Super Nintendo. Shelly Boggs has chimed in and says thank you. I will always make sure my hair is done. My daughters have strict orders. She's raising a couple of girls to make sure that they don't look crazy either. Make sure hair is combed. No rat's nest. It's an indicator. If I was in charge of anything, I'd be like, your hair is too crazy. You're going to my insane asylum. I wouldn't even waste time with it. If you're willing to go out in public with rat hair, go directly to the padded room.

[Brett]

The University of Oklahoma dining hall is home of the only all you can eat chick fil a in the world. Where University of Oklahoma.

[Brady]

Gotta have a meal plan.

[John Holmberg]

But yeah.

[Toledo]

Wow. Well, your meal plan is all you can eat.

[John Holmberg]

Imagine the pigs there.

[Toledo]

Yeah, well, it's Oklahoma.

[Brett]

Well, I'm not sure if that's on there or not. It's just an option over there.

[Toledo]

I don't think it's a meal plan. That wouldn't make any sense that you paid for a meal plan. You get 24 hours of all you can eat.

[Brady]

Washington state, they had a Taco Bell that was part of your. Your swipe card.

[Toledo]

No kidding.

[Brady]

Go in there and you swipe your card.

[Brett]

As I understand it now, most universities like the dining part of it is removed. It's just five or six different restaurants in there that you can use.

[Toledo]

But then you would only need with all you can eat. You only need to swipe once. Yeah, yeah. Because I'm not done for four years. This is all I can eat, right?

[Brady]

I didn't think about that. Come back. I'll be back tomorrow.

[Toledo]

I'll be back again. I'm not done yet. By the way. I just set up shop right there. It's open 24 hours a day. Just have a cop.

[Brett]

Mount Vesuvius in Italy is still an active volcano and 700,000 people would need to be immediately evacuated if it erupts again. Population's a little more from when it happened. 79 AD.

[Brady]

See Kilauea started puking again.

[Toledo]

Yeah, pretty cool. They're used to it there though.

[Brett]

There hasn't been an NFL game with the final score of 7 to nothing for over 40 years. So the last time it was December 4th, 1983. Bears, Patriots, Saints, 7, zip.

[Toledo]

That's it.

[Brett]

A new report claims that the Perfect vacation lasts 11 days and is three hours from your home. I'm hoping they're saying it's a three hour flight because you've put some math to go. Like if you lived in Cleveland, three hours is Buffalo. Yeah, but they say the cost on average per person is 8, 800 bucks, which seems high unless they're including a three hour flight light. Even though you'd also be treating yourself because it's about 800 bucks a day.

[John Holmberg]

Three hours. That sucks. I mean, you'd be from Phoenix. You'd be in Yuma.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, miserable vacation.

[Brett]

Pine Top. You get up to Pine.

[Toledo]

If you went the other way, get to Pine Top. Show those door to door. You don't like Pine Top.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no. That Yuma.

[Toledo]

You're going the wrong way.

[John Holmberg]

Give that back.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Oh yeah. That's part of the Gadsden purchase I've been a big fan of.

[John Holmberg]

We got robbed with that one.

[Toledo]

Oh, complete.

[John Holmberg]

Not even a throw in. I don't know. That's all. You can keep it.

[Toledo]

Yuma, Tucson. Think of the things we picked up. Nogales. I mean, there wasn't much about that Gadsden purchase that went America's way. I think it even kind of ends before San Diego. Like we don't even really get any of that. That Gadsden purchase, what a. What a phenomenal ripoff. I think El Paso was part of it, if I'm not mistaken. Am I wrong there? Scoot all the way over. They're like a sliver of it that goes out either way. Maybe I've said it for years. Make Maricopa a border town. Let's give it back. Put Tucson where it belongs. In old Mexico.

[John Holmberg]

Blythe is three hours. Nice.

[Brett]

Eleven days.

[John Holmberg]

Winslow.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeesh. Eleven days in Blythe. Arizona, California. The Carl's Jr. Can only get me through for Woof. Yeah, that's not good.

[Brett]

Researchers in Australia analyzed almost 2 million web pages from 340,000 sites. Over 1.7 billion total words. And they found the U.S. leads all other English speaking nations Online for cussing.

[Toledo]

Good.

[Brett]

Around one in every 3,000 words we write.

[Toledo]

Right?

[Brett]

Is it curse word?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

UK is next. One in every 4,200 words.

[John Holmberg]

There's you, the C word.

[Toledo]

It's. I think I'm bringing up the curve on that one.

[Brett]

One in 3,000 might not sound like a lot until you think about all the news sites and other websites that never use swear words.

[Toledo]

Sure, I suppose.

[Brett]

So. The stat for blogs is even higher for America at 1 in every 2300 words. Words on American blogs is a curse word. It's the second year in a row.

[Toledo]

The way we communicate and get. Get with it or get off my America mother. That's how we talk. There's a study that says if you cuss, you're smart. Like smarter people try to get their point across with words that are stronger. It used to always be that you were, you know, came across as that. Not as smart. And scientists have said since it's like. No. Smarter people tend to have foul mouths because they can't get their point across to the idiots. So they get frustrated and start cussing at. It's probably true. By the way. Brady, it's time. We ready?

[Brett]

Do it.

[Toledo]

You ready? Toledo.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[Toledo]

All right. Let's qualify some people for this awesome man cake. I just got a text from Meathead over there at prestige billiards. Says LFG Man Cave Giveaway 2025. Only in America. That's right. That's how it was spelled. And then F. Yeah. So Meathead's ready to go. And what's he handing over there from Prestige Billiards? A savannah pool table made by Brunswick Billiards with ping pong conversion top. That's awesome. Only takes up a little space. Turns into multiple things. I got that too. Air hockey table. Outstanding. And a ceramic. Ceramic. Brady, you know about this ceramic charcoal smoker? I don't know what that is. That's a good thing. Yeah.

[Brett]

I mean you're so. It's like the ceramic is basically a stone inside.

[Toledo]

Okay. I don't know what that means, but people who eat stuff love that. 200 in Twin Peaks gift cards. Garage floor coating, which is great from wise coatings. Morning sickness radiate.

[Brett]

Can you repeat it?

[Toledo]

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[Brady]

And help keep our electrical operators and.

[Toledo]

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[Brady]

An equal opportunity employer.

[Toledo]

It's Shawn Holmberg here from the morning sickness and it's time to talk about Turf Monsters, the people who are resurrecting my backyard. Turf is the way to go. No more dirt and mud tracked all over my house by my dogs. The turf is pet safe, easy to clean and it's amazing. And they don't stop there. I got a basketball court going in my backyard and a putting green. They found an amazing place for this design. Turf Monsters AZ is where you need to go to renovate your backyard space. Use home birth and get 10% off the whole deal. How about that? Turf monsters AZ.com It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness and it's time once again for this week's pick of the litter brought to you by our friends at Turf Monsters. Go toTurf Monsters AZ.com they help us out at Lost Our Home Pet rescue. We appreciate them greatly. This week's pick of the litter is a project. It's Jep. He's a special project for that special someone. Jep is one of my projects. Let's get him a forever home. They'll waive the fees right now. Now it's this week. Pick of the litter. It's Jep. Check it out. Lost our home.org 98kupd.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness and then Gamesday Men Health is going to give you a bunch of stuff to help out. Probably gift cards and things like that will be the most and then get you qualified for what you're rubbing stuff on your body and making more testosterone or what's that peptides thing? Yep, they got all sorts of stuff.

[Brady]

Peptide vitamin therapy.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Hgh.

[Toledo]

Load it up. Whatever's right for you. You. They'll, they'll, they'll announce that as they go. It depends on who wins. How do you do it? Well, you text the word I'm about to give you and only the word to 97936. Today's Word since we just talked about lunacy and brushing your hair and Britney Spears being on my death clock. Conservatorship. Remember when she had one and they took it away and she went nuts. Conservatorship. That's today's word exercise says John.

[Brady]

I know it's a fine line, but you keep pigeonholing her as from Mississauga, Mississippi. She's from Louisiana, sir.

[Toledo]

Oh, she's a Louisiana. I don't see a difference there. Yeah, I see Louisiana. I know.

[Brady]

It's a fine line.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Okay, so swampy. Mississippi. He's right. He was right. Brett Favre is from Mississippi. She's from Louisian. Either way, hillbillies, swamp people. And she's one of them. You can tell she's got swamp. Want people here. Conservatorship. The text number is 97936. You text that one word over, Toledo might give you a call. You got an hour to figure out how to spell it. Don't go asking. You've got the Google box just like all of us. Conservatorship, good luck. 97936 qualifies you for the man cave upgrade. If we draw you later today. Congratulations. That's a big word. It's a big word word. It's a lot of consonants and vowels all mixed up in there. And then, you know, syllables. It's tough. Good luck to all of you. You've got an hour to figure this out, and maybe you will win today and be our first qualifier. Good luck.

[Brett]

There's a man in the UK that was fired after he did a virtual work call without wearing pants. Even worse, he wasn't wearing anything south of the border. He was just completely commando.

[Toledo]

Oh, no underpants.

[Brett]

No underpants.

[Brady]

The angle is. Camera down.

[Brett]

He didn't. This is What? Yeah, you nailed it. He wasn't paying attention enough. He had. He adjusted a computer cord. When he reached over there, it lowered the part of the laptop down so it tilted the camera and they could see the full. The full squirrel.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Brett]

Initially admitted his mistake.

[Toledo]

Take.

[Brett]

But he realized how much trouble he was in. He tried to claim that he was.

[Toledo]

Wearing nude colored underwear with a dick on it.

[Brett]

Yeah, he got sacked.

[Toledo]

No. Yeah, you're fired for that. In England, they sack you. Here, they fire you. Yeah, you can't go wander around with your dick out at homework. Is he a work from home guy? Is that the whole?

[Brett]

Guess so.

[Toledo]

Surprised it hasn't happened more often. I think it happens a lot. Well, I think a lot of people are pantsless doing their jobs.

[Brady]

You think they get caught.

[Toledo]

But I don't think their cameras slipped down. I think they're pretty careful.

[Brett]

Interesting study out of Tehran about married couples. Your partners. You can catch your partner's depression and anxiety through kissing.

[Toledo]

This study suggests Iranians can.

[Brett]

The study was. You did say Tehran. Yeah, it was just.

[Toledo]

Iranians can do this?

[Brett]

No, they're saying for everyone.

[Toledo]

Oh, no kidding. These Scientists from Tehran.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Have discovered that not only is mono possible, but depression spread through the mouth.

[Brett]

Bacteria shared by making out with your significant other.

[Toledo]

So don't kiss that disgusting thing.

[Brady]

Get away from me.

[Brett]

Symptoms after just six months. Six months of marriage to a depressed partner.

[Toledo]

No, you're married six months. It's six months being married in Tehran. You weren't going into that. Oops. Almost. I even. I even bumped in. I didn't finish the word. You weren't going into that marriage a totally happy person. Anyway, if propaganda is right, I don't think smiles abound through the streets of Tehran. So then you get married to somebody who's equally as upset as you about being Iranian and still living there. So what do you want to have for dinner? More handheld goop with bread.

[Brett]

That sounds great.

[Toledo]

Shut up. You think we'll ever get nukes? We talk about this every day. Shut up, whore. The kissing has made me sad. Of course they hate women over this. There. Making out with ones like you might as well kiss a dog.

[Brady]

You gotta get through that scarf.

[Toledo]

And then it's depressing that you're choking on all that dry material that's between your mouth and hers. Her he, he jab that's all over her head and you got to work your way through. You can't run your fingers through her hair. That's what would let you do. And then trying to see her ankles and stuff, that's against Allah. Course you're depressed. And it all stems from French kissing and Iranian woman. And your mustaches lock up. Oh, it's terrible.

[Brett]

Tough.

[Toledo]

Yeah. I don't care. Iran's an enemy and we can make fun of them. And if you're here from Iran, don't get mad. There's a reason you left.

[Brady]

Tell us we're wrong.

[Brett]

There's a pub in Birmingham, England that's gone viral. The Anchor pub on Bradford street has a new urinal in there. And the back of the urinal has the list of of 100 names of the CEOs from defense contractors, basically that make the weapons. So it's list the CEO's name and the company.

[Toledo]

Is that a bad thing?

[Brett]

And you can piss on it now. Oh, so it's the back of the urinal. You see the list there?

[Toledo]

I thought it was like spilling the beans on some. It's just being clever to urinate on things.

[Brett]

I thought about, you know, it is kind of spilling, but you can look it up, I guess if you're a.

[Toledo]

CEO, it's not like you're hiding no. Know.

[Brett]

The other thing that happened is the Gloucester Shire cheese roll happened.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah, I saw that video. It's pretty neat. The big hill.

[Brett]

This year's winner was a. A German YouTuber, Tom Ki. Ki. He won it last year, won it again this year on the first race. Then they have a local race. There's. I didn't realize how many rollings they're doing for the kids. Kids, it's an uphill.

[Toledo]

Can I be a little nervous here for a second? That a guy that used to manage my retirement fund at Fidelity's name was Tom Koepke, and he's now. He doesn't work there anymore. And this is the first I've heard that name.

[Brett]

Is he a YouTuber now?

[Toledo]

I hope not. He did nice work for me up until around Covid, and now he's rolling cheese for a living.

[Brett]

Ava Sender want it for the women. She's from lo. No, but the kids, they race uphill. And then they have a couple of women's races that race uphill.

[Toledo]

Horse. No, no, no, not in Iran.

[Brett]

The local race guy named Luke Biggs when he was dressed as Superman.

[Toledo]

The cape, it gets going, man. That is a big hill. That cheese roll is no joke. And these people, they never list how.

[Brett]

Many injuries come out of that.

[Toledo]

Deaths. There's like 20 deaths.

[Brett]

People just throw themselves down hill and.

[Toledo]

Cross the finish line. It's ridiculous how people fall it. It's. Sometimes it's hard to watch this dude.

[Brady]

In a suit, and the goal is to beat the cheese down.

[Toledo]

Oh, you're not beating. Yeah.

[Brett]

The first one to get to the.

[Toledo]

Cheese, you got to get the cheese. The cheese makes it down, and then the first living person that gets downhill and can still walk picks the cheese up and they win a wheel of cheese. And.

[Brett]

And that's six pound, basically. A little like six pound cheese.

[Toledo]

All right, settle down.

[Brett]

Guy that makes it Dairy farm.

[Toledo]

They don't care about the cheese he's.

[Brett]

Been making for 25 years.

[Toledo]

Nobody cares about the cheese, origins or otherwise. We all know how cheese happens. That's why they throw it down the hill. You need to be part of that one of these years. Oh, man. You might beat the cheese. Jeez. If you ball up just right, if inertia gets old, if we tie your knees to your chest and put your arms.

[Brett]

Stop it. You'd have to have a couple hundred people there to.

[Toledo]

You think you'd be falling down like a bowling ball. I think we can do it. He'd be like the thing in Indiana Jones just Flying down the hill. Anyway, you need to be part of that someday.

[Brett]

Got a couple of radio videos.

[Toledo]

Stop looking around. He can't take that. Guys, they're gonna settle down.

[Brett]

The windows, right?

[John Holmberg]

No, he's filming the hummingbird feeder.

[Brady]

Dude, that's minding the hummingbird feeder.

[Toledo]

We have a hummingbird feeder in our patio? It doesn't matter.

[Brady]

Truck, that's. Wait a minute. That's been here.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it's been there for a while. Yeah, I don't get it.

[Brady]

All right.

[Toledo]

I don't understand why it's out there, but. All right. You two just lost your minds. Did you see him? He was gonna break his neck trying to figure out what you two are looking at. You can't do that to him. It's too much action and it's behind him. It's going to make him crazy.

[Brett]

You're talking wildlife, too.

[Toledo]

I know. That's the thing.

[Brett]

Well, speaking of wildlife, here's the first radio video. Okay, you'll like this one, John.

[Toledo]

This lady feeding a pelican.

[Brett]

It. It's like a crane of some sort. Check it out.

[Toledo]

Oh, it's a man with a beer. He's just picking this thing up. Oh, yeah. Picks his bird up, his eyes by the legs, and the bird not having it, pecks the dude's eye out. He's shaking. Well, you deserve it, you dick. You picked that bird up by its back legs. That's not how it's supposed to go.

[Brett]

I agree.

[Toledo]

Good skinny Ernest Hemingway. I hope your eye never grows back. Pluck it right out. What is that thing? It's a stork.

[Brady]

No, I think you're right. Is it like a heron? Crane?

[Brett]

Beak Or a crane would be.

[Toledo]

Yeah, beak was about 4 inches long. You don't mess with that.

[Brett]

Next one's a dude doing the lawn. Got his tractor working.

[Toledo]

Oh, he's going in the pool. He's backing up. Oh, he drove his John Deere right in the pool. Oh, boy. Watch how the never coming out.

[Brett]

Was this a tractor?

[Toledo]

No, no, no. I just got in the pool for a second. Lawn mower. Is that the lawn mower?

[John Holmberg]

She's not even hot enough to be that dumb.

[Toledo]

Dude. The blade scrap accidentally backs it right into the pool. The dog. Yeah. Gun did it this way. The dog looked in the pool like, dude, what did you do that for? I wasn't paying attention.

[Brett]

The next one is. Why you have a professional fix? Anything electrical in your house?

[Toledo]

Oh, he's on a ladder. He's working a outside air conditioner. Oh, he's he's attached to it and it is electrocuting him. It's. He's got the live wire in his hand and he is just stiff as a board. Somebody help. And he's done. Oh, no. Slow death, man. Did you just show us a slow death?

[Brett]

I don't. We don't know. We do know there's no flames.

[Toledo]

Come again and tell me it doesn't mean he didn't die.

[Brett]

He just lost his breath.

[Toledo]

He didn't lose his breath. His heart's stopping. Listen, who's filming this? I hope every check falls off the ladder.

[Brett]

When I went viral.

[Toledo]

Who is filming this? There's a dude right next to him with a camera that's moving. Okay.

[Brett]

Slowly pans.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Walks by like that's different. And then doesn't panic when the dude dies on the ladder and falls off of it.

[Brett]

This one will be quick for you then.

[Toledo]

All right.

[Brett]

Yeah, I might have done this one before.

[Toledo]

It doesn't matter. Over in one of those fun houses. Oh. Oh, my goodness. What is that ride called? It's on a spear.

[Brett]

Spin of death.

[Toledo]

Yes. It's the Spaceship of hell. It's the. It's a spinning spaceship that's on a spear and then it just falls to the ground. It doesn't. I don't think that's supposed to happen.

[Brady]

Nope.

[John Holmberg]

Well, look at the writing. I mean, come on.

[Toledo]

Well, when the word city park. When the. Yeah, when the headline says Panico, you're at a bad carnival.

[Brett]

It was only shut down for five minutes.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah. They got that thing right back up. We got all the blood off. Who's got a ticket next? Is it going to happen again? Probably not. We don't know. The boat got loose. Yeah. Panico is a guarantee that you are at a terrible high school or grocery store parking lot carnival. And if the tower's bigger than five feet, it's a death trap. Anything that gets above your head at a parking lot mobile carnival can kill you.

[Brady]

No different. But when I moved down here and the first ones I saw were at bashes.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

What is going on?

[Toledo]

Anything that just sets up shop in the field.

[Brady]

I know it's no different.

[Toledo]

But in a parking lot, if it's mobile and it's not state funded, it can kill you if it's bigger than five feet tall. Anything that you get on these guys aren't going to be in town in a couple of days. Don't ride their big rides. Plus they're getting a little sloppy. They got to set up here, then they got to Set up in Yuma.

[Brett]

20 guys come out of 5th wheeler to run the ride.

[Toledo]

Tired of it. Yeah. You letting gypsies set up your death ride, silly.

[Brett]

You'll enjoy.

[Toledo]

You must have a large entity to sue at the end. Disney, Knott's Berry Farm, Six Flags, or the State.

[John Holmberg]

Do you remember the Guadalupe fairs that they used to have?

[Toledo]

The best ever. And I drive by there and go, who is getting on that thing? It's a 25 foot spear. And we shoot the thing up to the top and then it comes back down real fast. Like, is that sturdy? I don't know. I'm not getting on that. When the name of the mayor of your city is Boo Boo, and that's a real thing in Guadalupe for a while. I'm not trusting any of their makeshift.

[Brett]

He ran a good town.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Boo Boo. Boo Boo did work. I am Mayor Boo Boo. Oh, God. We're going to have a carnival. Many will die. Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right, we'll just start off with this one. This one's kind of like a, you know, f around and find out.

[Toledo]

Okay. People on the side of a road bicycle just goes by. And the guy knocks a guy out on a bike. He just punched a guy on a bicycle that went by. Oh. Oh, the bicycle. Oh. And then he hits him in the head with his guitar. Well, that'll do it. So wait, let me watch.

[Brady]

Simple, isn't it?

[Toledo]

So hold on.

[Brett]

He's a street musician.

[Toledo]

The guitarist is playing. I didn't see. I thought the biker. The biker hits the guitar, knocks it out of his hand.

[Brett]

Pink guitar.

[Toledo]

And he picks up this guy. Yeah, he picks up the guitar and just smashes the dude with the bike in the back of the head. Guitar was already a helmet.

[Brady]

He's fine.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's fine.

[Toledo]

Oh, he did have a helmet on.

[Brett]

He made more money that way.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Now he's got to sing. Oh, God.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Toledo]

Already? Just. The still shot is just a giant penis with a rope tied around the end of it or the base of it. And now she. She's putting a. So he's cut the circulation off to the wiener, and she's putting a. An acupuncture needle in the side.

[Brady]

That's not what that is for.

[Toledo]

It looks like one of those. It looks like a. Oh, God. And now the penis is bleeding and she's in the tub underneath it, and he's bleeding on her face and stuff.

[Brett]

Vampire.

[Toledo]

Yeah, she's actually. That doesn't. That's kind of hot.

[Brett]

What?

[Toledo]

Yeah. For a second there they got hot. And now, ladies, you've earned your red wings. That's all she was doing. Turnabout is fair play. He probably had blood over his face the day before. And goes, you didn't tell me. So now it's my turn. And he poked a hole in it and he bled on her. Not so great, is it? Eating pennies.

[John Holmberg]

This is an OSHA video for one of Toledo's favorite countries.

[Toledo]

Oh, Shah surveillance thing. Here comes a. We're on a conveyor belt. Oh, it's got a guy trapped between two belts. Oh, he's going in. Oh, it's got his head. Oh, it's got him by the o. Oh, it would be like if an escalator ate you. The walking thing at the airport, the.

[Brett]

Walking tread, the seam of the conveyor.

[Toledo]

Belt, the seam of the treadmills where they meet. Ate this guy right to the head. What's he doing? It's one conveyor belt transitioning to another. And he gets stuck between them.

[John Holmberg]

She.

[Toledo]

I don't know. And then it's head stuck between two conveyor belts that are still moving. And just slowly. Oh, my God. God.

[Brett]

Serious neck rash.

[Toledo]

And here for the win. Is that a girl or a guy? China. Ah, yeah, that's from one of your countries. What do you.

[Brett]

Male. That's a dude.

[Toledo]

The be. The noise it makes in the beginning makes me think it's a woman. Play it again.

[Brett]

It could have been someone yelling.

[Brady]

Maybe it's like one of Joe Ko's people.

[Toledo]

Here we go. Listen.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's a supervisor.

[Toledo]

I don't know. The second its neck gets stuck in the conveyor belt, the talking stops. One more time. It's going in. I don't know.

[Brett]

His mouth was moving.

[Toledo]

Wow.

[Brett]

Bro.

[John Holmberg]

Don't stop the line. I'm waiting for my Jordans to get here.

[Toledo]

What are you doing? When does my Gucci purse get. What's the hold up? Tariffs? No, what? One of our employees got stuck in our conveyor belt. You got billions of them over there. Clean them up and move my shoes.

[John Holmberg]

We'll just end with. Bailey knows you're not a big fan of the compilations, but he loves your commentary.

[Toledo]

I try to speak. All right. Oh, they're bad. This lady with getting a guy peeing through a filter into a woman's butt through some sort of. What do they call those things? A siphon or something. Oh, God. A funnel. And now she's put a tube in her butt. He was. Oh, Jesus. God. She's funneled out everything that's in her Is now in a funnel from her mouth to her butt. This. I don't even know what though. There's got rollerblading on a naked man's balls. Oh, God. She's rollerblading on his genitals. Get off of that, man.

[Brett]

For the Stanley cup playoffs.

[Toledo]

Why is he in a ski mask? There's a lady with a high heel and another person's bottom stiletto. It's a deep heel and it's all the way in. And. Oh God, it's gonna go. Oh God, that's. I hate those. Well in there. What was that first thing? He peed in a funnel into a person's butt. And then she had a scoob. Yeah, you just see the. And then she returns engineering of this. And then she. Yeah, she puts the funnel in her butt and is it the same lady?

[Brett]

She's doing the straw and then she.

[Toledo]

Beer bongs the piece. That's the same one. I don't know what. She's got like a. I think the.

[John Holmberg]

Strap or I think the tubes going to that hose.

[Toledo]

Oh, all right. And then just the rollerblading on the general. Those are cool. Rollerblades too.

[John Holmberg]

They're like Chucks.

[Toledo]

Almost like Chuck Taylor. Rollerblades. I like those. If rollerblading wasn't so gay, I might consider those. All right, that's enough of that. Yikes. Back after your three day week. And if you've got rollerblades, don't try that at home.

[John Holmberg]

I wouldn't let.

[Toledo]

I wouldn't want anybody standing on me in rollerblades, let alone my balls. Yeah, no, that just feels like the weight distribution would hurt every single area. Yikes.

[Brett]

I don't know. I might try it.

[Toledo]

Go ahead. Yeah. You got a little more. Set that up tomorrow. You might be a fun ride. Up and down we go.

[Brady]

Bankes coming up.

[Brett]

We'll do it for that.

[Toledo]

Yeah, well, Brady rollerblade on Brady's naked body because he says, I think I can. My ribs would get crushed. Conservatorship. That's the word you need to text 97936. Conservatorship. Get one back on.

[Brady]

It's all one word. It's not a vehicle.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it's the conservatorship from Buick. Yeah. It's not a boat. It's not anything. Conservatorship. Spell it right, text it 97936 and you'll be told when you get it right. And then Toledo, somewhere around 10 o' clock this morning, fires off phone call to the one person he draws out of all the folks that spelled it right. And you will get yourself all sorts of toys for the man cave upgrade today. The qualifier Von Hansen's meat and spirits $50 gift certificate breaking Benjamin tickets coming up in October. October faster than you think. And then you're going to get five. If you're a conclusion of the show on June 13, we're going to have the five winners that are qualified get tickets to go see the Arizona Diamondbacks in these awesome seats and get to go over there and have a nice week, get a bunch of prizes and then maybe be the one that walks away with a new man cave. Beautiful work. Man Cave 2025. We're going to help somebody out, make their house even better. It's 98Kp. There goes your Brady Report, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully ere Are you looking for your next career opportunity? Interested in a position at one of the most state of the art steel mills in the world? CMC is hiring immediately at CMC Steel Arizona in Mesa. Open positions include electrical engineers, automation specialists, industrial electricians and industrial mechanics. Join the next generation of steel makers.

[Brady]

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[Toledo]

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[Brady]

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[Toledo]

Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com Tuesday and we got to get a Monday show in on a Tuesday. And that's means what would Brady just coming up in just seconds we'll get to that before they got an email from a guy that said homeberg, you're crazy. Hot girl on the beach asked you to rub lotion on her. That's a go. I'm like not for me. That's a missing kidney. That's a trap. That is bad news. Stranger danger is more dangerous when it's hot because odds of that happening zero. That's what I always say about when I talk about Bus stop. Hot girl at a bus. Like, waiting for a bus and she's hot. And you'll sit at some light like 16th and Bethany, there's a bus stop. And I looked over once, I'm like, whoa, that's a supermodel. Immediately my smart john brain said, you know why she's waiting for that bus? She's exhausted every life opportunity to get a ride to wherever she's going. She has now had to resort to public transportation. A hot girl can always get a ride. Unless she's covered in herpes or has like Jodi Arias murdered her way through life. She has nothing but city services. Something's that is a huge red flag. There's no such thing as a hot girl at a bus stop. Visually, yes, but in reality, absolutely not. No way. And a hot girl that needs you to do something for her on a beach. She's there alone again, exhausted. All friend and boyfriend opportunities to where she's leaning on strangers to rub oil on her side of the road. You see, hot girl needs her tire changed. She can off. She's got somebody she knows in her life that can come help and is dying to help her. She's got that ducky, I call him that friend that's dying to be her boyfriend that she won't actually ever breach that friend zone with. He'd show up and change her tire in a heartbeat. She doesn't need you pulling over three.

[Brett]

Or four options there.

[Toledo]

Any hot girl waving you down with car trouble on the side of the road, There is a cartel member in her trunk ready to pop this, my lady and slaughter you on the side of the street. Trust me. Also assume that any hot girl that's interested in you out of the blue is a process server. And you're going to get. You're going to get something because that's what they do. That one dude that emailed me and said that that gorgeous girl was sitting on a motorcycle in front of his house. He goes, I mean, she's laying back on it like she's in the middle of a calendar shoot, comes up and she's like, stephen. Yeah. Who are you? What's up? Hi. You don't remember me?

[John Holmberg]

You're Stephen.

[Toledo]

Yeah. I'm Steven. Steven what? And she goes, here you go. Wow. Like, is this an invitation to your vagina? Oh, no, I'm going to court. Never mind. Thank you for serving process servers, because all they have to do is get you to acknowledge who you are. And you're no faster than some girl getting off a motorcycle. That looks like a model. That doesn't happen either, by the way.

[Brett]

She's the best we have.

[Toledo]

You see a hot chick in front of your house when you're pulling up to the house and she's laying down on a motorcycle cycling Daisy Dukes in a halter top. She's not. That's not normal. Drive by that. Keep going. You don't pull over and go, yeah, I knew this day would come. No, just keep driving.

[Brett]

I'm a bad boy.

[Toledo]

She must have spotted me on the street, followed me home. None of this is real. No. Any. Dude, don't email me about that stuff. Hot girl asking, you're crazy. I'm like, no, I like my kidneys inside my body. I don't like to wake up in a hotel room and look at a glass full of teeth and go, by the way, being number two in Djibouti in Cameroon, people are trying to explain that away. I still say that whatever it is this new company we're tied to that has become part of our family, which is called Gamut. You can't say it normally because it rhymes with damn it, and it's written in Gamut. Podcasting was just part of our. They've started this whole. Damn it. Yeah, I gave him the thumbs up on this. I could give it the thumbs down. I gave him a thumbs up, like, yes, you can archive bits from the show over the years and people can download those. And since that's happened, we have massive numbers in Djibouti, Africa, and Cameroon, which I think think means that there's some sort of a security breach in this deal.

[John Holmberg]

Man. Untapped markets. That's what they're going to tell you.

[Toledo]

But we've never shot for. You know what? Let's focus on Flagstaff first. Let's try to get a city near. But why are we. First thing, we're going to conquer Djibouti. Nope. That's what people who steal your credit card numbers say. So I'm the only one in the company that's actually said, oh, warning. But you can download what you want. This guy says, john, there's a huge military base in Djibouti. My brother just got back from being stationed over over there, and we've been listening for over a decade now. Maybe he was just spreading the word about the show. Very possible. Ramon, I like your enthusiasm and your. Your. I'm more of a pessimist. I guess you're an optimist, but I still believe that in Djibouti, and I don't Want to sound racist. I know their Internet connection. They're probably not up to 5G yet, but I'm pretty sure we're not second place in most downloaded things in Djibouti unless there's something goofy going on. I don't think the base is that big. Unless I just don't know Djibouti. And it's.

[Brett]

I think there's some of that.

[Toledo]

There's a lot of me not knowing Djibouti and I don't know how much outside of the base. And again, if we're that popular to where they spread the word on just this in, in a week toward the second most downloaded thing in Djibouti. It just doesn't add up at all. Not even a little bit. And then of course my buddy catching that foul ball last night, Alex emails and said, man, this, this triggered me. I caught a baseball that Luis Gonzalez threw to me. I was a huge gonzo fan because he played for the Tigers and I had just moved to Phoenix in 2005 spring training. He tosses me a baseball. I got that same baseball signed by a guy named Ichiro. You might. I was ecstatic. My favorite baseball given to me by a hero, signed by the single season hit record holder one year earlier. It was the best day of my life. My dad brought his boss and his boss's kid to our house once and the kid was evidently a massive Ichiro fan. My dad forced me to give the ball to him because, quote, it was the right thing to do. My dad was kissing his boss's ass trying to get a leg up at work and I had to give my sweet baseball to that little crap turd because my dad wanted to kiss the boss. How about that? So giving the ball to a kid at a ball game is bad enough, but a meaningful one with Ichiro's signature on it. You got to hand it over to the boss's son. That's brutal. It's just not right. We got a what would Brady do? Coming up in just seconds. If you want to chime in, you can still time [e-mail] you can fire over your problem. Although I do have a couple, couple of pretty good ones. I'm diving through a few. So hop on board that what would Brady Do? Is coming up next. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] it's time for the most moral man in all of Phoenix. To solve all of your problems. It's what would Brady do? And it's brought to you by our friends at Mo Money Pond. Mmp guns inside Mo Money Pond. I talked to Byron this weekend about some stuff for this rental house that I'm loading up with furniture and things. I'm going to be hitting Mo Money pawn up pretty hard here. I was asking about TVs and I found those deals over at Walmart were pretty amazing. Couldn't get past $65. Television open box. Box. I'm taking that. But Byron's hanging on to a couple things for me as well.

[John Holmberg]

He'd let Reggie in there.

[Toledo]

Oh yeah, yeah, no problem. Yeah, when you getting chased out there, that's one thing they pride themselves on at Mo Money Pond. Everyone's welcome. You're not getting harassed over there at the Mo Money Pond like we did over at the Wally World. And justifiably, Reggie looks suspect hanging around with me. No, look, come on. It was very funny. But yeah, I was. They got all sorts of stuff. I was asking, do you have this? He goes, yep. And I can get that. I'm like man, I need to just raid this place for this rental house I've got because everything in there I need. And tools, man, do I need a bunch of those. That little Allen wrench I was building, all that furnace. Look at my fingers. Bruised raw, brutal. Those little stupid Allen wrench tool things, they'll cover you. You need tools, you need furniture, you need televisions. They need nostalgic stuff. They've got autograph. I got a Troy Polamalu autographed jersey there. They have everything. Father's Day right around the corner. Good lord. That is the place to go. And guns. You get the M and P guns. They got everything you want in there as well. It is a one stop shop for everything you've ever thought about jewelry top to bottom. It's everything you've ever wanted and the people inside of it are awesome. Byron was so cool. He just started firing off product after product. Asked one question, boom, boom, boom. I get this, this and that. Like you guys are the best moment upon 12th street in Indian School. @mo money pawn.com that's where you go. Brady, are you ready?

[Brett]

Ready.

[Toledo]

Everything over here.

[Brett]

Maybe Ronnie will go over there and give me a Super bowl ring or something.

[Toledo]

Wouldn't you want to earn one of those? And from what team?

[Brett]

I don't know. Every now and then they get them.

[Toledo]

Why would you want another team super bowl ring?

[Brett]

It's kind of cool.

[Toledo]

Is it I would never want anything but a Steelers super bowl ring. Typical Bengal fan.

[Brett]

Gee sorry for that comment.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that was a terrible comment. No no. What? What the.

[Brett]

They got it.

[Toledo]

What? Yeah they got it. You didn't say. You didn't say that. You said you wanted one. You said you wanted Ronnie to go.

[Brett]

Maybe get me a seat. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Why the would you want that? That's what I was saying. Not wet blanket. You're an idiot. That's more. That's sports fan. That's fighting words with sports fans. All right so you get a. A Raiders super bowl ring. Why?

[Brett]

Yeah if it Lester Hayes or something like that. He didn't get one, did he?

[Toledo]

Yeah. Why? Why?

[Brett]

He was awesome.

[Toledo]

I could take a Joe Montana super bowling. You know what I do Jack Tatum throw it in Tempe Town Lake Jack Tatum. I'd melt it down and piss all over it. Why? Why would you want any other team but one? Like would you ever want a Packers super bowl ring? No. Cuz you're a goddamn man. We need to straighten your out. You're. This is what would Brady do And you've already made errors. No super bowl rings for Brady because the Bengals don't have any. And he has to remind himself of that every day. And he can't walk around with some other team's ring on. That's. You know what that is? That's super bowl cuckery. You can't. It's not. In a way it is 100 of the super bowl and I got myself a chief super bowl ring for what are you big Chiefs fan? No know super bowl cuck. I'm ashamed you hanging on to know about go get what you should have said. I wonder if they get an Ohio state championship.

[Brett]

Championship.

[Toledo]

A natty one for that makes tons of sense. They might have that now you get Ronnie on the.

[Brett]

I know they won't have gold pants for the last four years for beating Michigan.

[Toledo]

That's right. Can't do that. But maybe some old gold pants. Terrell Prime Prior. He sold his forks out perfectly all right. Hopefully you've straightened yourself out that nonsense you were spewing a second ago. Let's see if you can solve the world's issues. Dear Brady. My new girlfriend has a relative or had a relative die. She was very close to him. It was an uncle. I've been over to the house this week for some very sad dinners and a lot of crying. Here's the rub. I don't want to see her anymore. Anymore. I don't see a future Together. But this uncle of hers was basically her second dad before he died. I was planning on breaking it off with her. She's a complete mess. He dropped from a widowmaker. Ooh. Should I dump her now or wait a little while until the smoke clears?

[Brett]

Lex, I mean, I'm thinking if you can hang on a little bit longer. You think I would.

[Toledo]

So here's the. Here's the argument to. To that she goes down. She's in a down thing now. She starts climbing back out of that hill, and then you hit her again. Why not just add. Add on.

[Brett]

When it rains, it pours.

[Toledo]

Yeah, just. Just now just give it to her. Like, look, you're going.

[Brett]

I just know. I think I would feel better.

[Toledo]

Yeah, but this is about you. Then this becomes about making sure you're okay instead of just going, all right, that's enough. So you say weight.

[Brett]

Yeah, I would.

[Toledo]

I just think it would polish her off when she starts feeling better. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You got to bring her right back down again.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Nothing's going to be as bad as that. But that's not what you're comp. You're going to kick her square in the vag when she starts feeling okay about life again.

[Brett]

Yeah, I mean, I think that's. That's how I feel.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Rather than just laying it all Honor.

[Toledo]

I think right now. Now you're not important. You're a new boyfriend.

[Brett]

Maybe you feel more important than you are.

[Toledo]

Yeah. And she's dealing with the uncle.

[Brett]

Thank you for being here. Yeah.

[Toledo]

For me, she's not thinking about you.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

She's like, I got a lot on my plate, and if you just go, hey, look, I just. I don't want to. I feel really awkward here. I don't necessarily think I should be here anymore. I. I think I'm going to go.

[Brett]

I've.

[Toledo]

She.

[Brett]

She's got priorities that. That did it at the same. Basically said I broke up with them at. On a death of a. Yeah, because you're kind of like a relative.

[Toledo]

What are you doing? Yeah, you're kind of interloping around. The family's getting closer to you. You're kind of. Oh, geez. And you have no intention of sticking around. Now's the time. Don't you think?

[Brett]

I'm waiting.

[Toledo]

You're waiting?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Clark said just rip the band aid off.

[Toledo]

That's what I think. Well, Brady says wait. What would Brady do? He'd wait. All us normal folk, we. We'd kick her while she's down. Brady would wait for her to get back up and then knock her down again. Bottom line is there's no easy answer here.

[Brett]

No, I just. For me, I'd feel better waiting a little bit, make sure she got through that spot and.

[Toledo]

Yeah. And then when she's, like, smiling again, going, so happy you were here the whole time. That's funny bringing that up. You feel better about your uncle, Diane? Yeah. Finally. I feel at peace with the world. Everything's fallen in place again. Yeah. Good. Here's what I need to talk to.

[John Holmberg]

You under your hat.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Just when you think everything's good, let me bring another black cloud into your life. But, yeah, like right now, she's just dealing with this dead uncle. So anything that happens on the outside, she's like, oh, great, this too. Like, you're easy to deal with. While she's dealing with the uncle. Might hurt her a little, but she's prioritizing her pain. It's a triage. Gosh, right now, the uncle's number one.

[Brett]

There is something to be said because she's there and all you're doing is, you know, like, piss her off. Shocker, whatever. That's the time to do it anyway.

[Toledo]

You're not going to be.

[Brett]

That's what I'm saying.

[Toledo]

You.

[Brett]

She's going to have to get over both at the same time.

[Brady]

You're addict.

[Toledo]

I don't think one's good. Yeah, you're not winning. I don't think I. I think one of them's not going to bother her at all because she's got so much sorrow invested in the uncle.

[Brett]

I think that's my initial response was like, I'm trying to be less of a jer. Work.

[Toledo]

Oh, I got an idea. But how about this? Go to her and say, hey, I feel like a bit of an interloper in your family's affairs. I didn't know this guy. I'm gonna take a step back and not be part of any of this. And I just don't really want to be around it. Death makes me uncomfortable. And make her break up with you for being insensitive.

[Brett]

There you go.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Or hose one of her friends at the funeral.

[John Holmberg]

There's always that.

[Toledo]

Nuke it.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, you're bouncing anyway. What difference does it make? Cares? That's Dave says Brady's being pretty sadistic. He wants to see her suffer a second time.

[Toledo]

That's mean. And just so he feels better about himself. That's so show.

[Brett]

No, it just seems classier.

[Toledo]

Does it?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

God, I see it the other way. I don't see it as classy to say.

[Brett]

I think it's more. It's nicer in a way. But when you pointed out that. Oh, it'll put her in a huge.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Depression again.

[Toledo]

But I mean. Yeah, because that is going to hurt her later when she feels like everything's okay again. I think just hanging around with somebody.

[Brett]

Just the norm is. Oh, my. I had a relative passway and my boyfriend decides to break up with me.

[Toledo]

At the same time.

[Brett]

What a jerk.

[Toledo]

Yeah. So what? You're a jerk. Either way.

[Brett]

You're not gonna be around jerky the way. So then.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I guess. But I mean, why hang around and let her feel more jerkier? I think more jerkier is making her comfortable with you for days and days while she's going through a real traumatic. As if you're her. You know.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Her comfort zone, but. And then at the end you're like, I'm out. I guess what Brady's saying is boner as much as you can while she's sad and vulnerable.

[Brett]

Oh, he's not gonna do that.

[Toledo]

Why not?

[Brett]

Because he wants to break up with her.

[Toledo]

He's boning her still.

[Brett]

Well, you'll make it worse then.

[Toledo]

Well, yeah, that's the way you think. He's going sex free.

[Brett]

You're breaking up.

[Toledo]

If he's hanging around her until she's better. Better? He. He's not going to go celibate.

[Brett]

Not better, but just, you know, take a. A week.

[Toledo]

After the funeral.

[Brett]

Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't do it. That's what I'm saying. It's the funeral happens and then get a week or two. Then you do it.

[Toledo]

Get the suit dry cleaned and then.

[Brett]

Keep it on for three months. But.

[Toledo]

But that's. When are you saying, though?

[Brett]

What, like that's still a couple weeks after the funeral?

[Toledo]

Give it a couple weeks.

[John Holmberg]

It's still fresh, though.

[Toledo]

I mean, that's a tough one.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Brady's kind of being horrible, all right.

[Brett]

He's either in an urn or six feet under.

[Toledo]

Yeah, good. Why don't you just go piss on his grave? Tell her you don't want to be with her anymore. But wait. Wait until he's dead and buried and go visit the grave with her and then break up with her over his body. I am of hell. Dear Brady, a girl I'm working with started flirting with. With me. This is a good one. She's really fun and pretty. So I took her out. We had a great time. Ended the night with some touching and feeling, but nothing crazy went out again a couple nights later. Closed the deal. And it was outrageously good. And I mean outrageously good. Time to take her out again. So I did. At the end of the night, I leaned in for a kiss, and she pushed me away. And she goes, I'm gonna need a little more romance than this. I'm not a whore. And she hit me. We ended up banging any anyway outrageous. Since then, she's hit me two more times. We've only been together for three and a half weeks. Where do I draw the line? Yarborough? I think they're gonna know who you are.

[John Holmberg]

Change your name first.

[Brett]

Get out.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Girls start swinging on you this early in the relationship. That's Jodi Arias, man. She's revealing herself fast. If she's comfortable swinging on you. The first three weeks, Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brett]

I had that one that, you know, remember? Broke up with me on the flight.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Like, this isn't working out. Okay, fine. Yeah, you're right.

[Toledo]

Like on the Runway leave. Like, she couldn't even. Like, that's like, your thing.

[Brett]

Well, it was.

[Toledo]

She didn't even wait till the plane land.

[Brett]

My reunion.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And the big thing was, how come you just introduce me as this is my friend?

[Toledo]

Yeah. Because she wanted to be really girlfriend. Yeah. Kind of. Though you didn't drag her all the way back to Columbus for a high school reunion.

[Brett]

And I might have done it a couple times. It's just like, joking.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Either way.

[Brett]

But then I said, yeah. So anyway, on the way home on the flight, she's like, I don't think this is working out. Then when we land, about 20 minutes later, back.

[John Holmberg]

Back in.

[Toledo]

Started hosing her. What? Yeah, yeah. Hosed her. Breaks up with him on the plane.

[Brett]

They get in the car, come on.

[Toledo]

In, gives him one last good ride. And did you guys stay together after that for a little bit.

[Brett]

No. After that happened, she's like, no, I don't want you to go. I. I want to stay together.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And then the next morning was.

[Toledo]

She was out again.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, you got one more in. Of course.

[Toledo]

But you never hit yet. No, but she was emotionally. Completely.

[Brett]

But that wasn't the only time. I mean, it happened a couple other times. Like, you know, I'm. I'm good with working.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

With. Stop.

[Toledo]

I like that Brady guy dumped on the flight. Well, I guess this is it then.

[John Holmberg]

On the way there. On the way back.

[Brett]

On the way back.

[Toledo]

Yeah. In the. On the plane leaving Columbus. She didn't even have the decency to do it. Like on the tarmac looking for the jetway here in Phoenix.

[John Holmberg]

She's probably like, you really took me.

[Toledo]

To Columbus, and that's what she had to look forward to.

[Brett]

I didn't think about that so much.

[Toledo]

She met all the braves.

[John Holmberg]

You were in the Bahamas, and you bring her to Columbia, Columbus.

[Toledo]

And Bunny came out and goes, this is the wedding dress you're gonna wear. And this is the. Oh, boy. Here's some crude drawings of your children. And she dumped him on the plane. But, man, that's a rough dump.

[Brett]

Brady, I like your friend.

[Toledo]

Yeah. And I like when Brady got wood again after that and still jabbed her like a. Like a dude, Like a man.

[Brett]

But I didn't.

[Toledo]

What?

[John Holmberg]

Wait, What?

[Toledo]

I just said you did.

[Brett]

No, we. We were messing around, and she's like, go for it. One of the things that she wasn't. She. She was adamant about not.

[Toledo]

Oh, so you hadn't slept. What the.

[Brett]

Is because I know what would happen if I. Like, if I didn't hold off on that. It would have been what would have happened.

[Toledo]

She already broke up with you.

[Brett]

Because she's done that Jekyll and Hyde thing before.

[Toledo]

Yeah, but.

[Brett]

Because her main thing was. I don't. I want to. I want to wait a little bit longer.

[John Holmberg]

She was bang Jekyll and leave Hyde.

[Toledo]

Just 30 years old. 35 years old.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

What was she waiting for? The reason she wasn't married. That was it right there. Playing games with that currency hole she's got down there.

[Brett]

But then, you know, after the fact, I still was the one that was taking advantage of her.

[Toledo]

So. What. What she said. Yeah. I held off, so she was ready to get plowed.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

And you said, I couldn't possibly.

[Brett]

I'm like, I'm not going there because plugging into crazy there.

[Toledo]

Oh, you got to plug into crazy and then throw it back at her now. Yeah. Do you regret that a little bit?

[Brett]

I don't know.

[Toledo]

You should have hosed that. She should have rug burns on her back. Take that, friend. Stop calling me friend. Shut your mouth. Dear Brady, my girlfriend wants me to help her buy a condominium. We've been together for a year, and I don't want her to move in with me. She needs to establish her life before I move her in. She's 26. I'm 51. I know. High five. Brett, do I do this? Talk me into or out of this rock?

[Brett]

He's 51. She's 26.

[Toledo]

She needs a condo. She wants a place to live. Can help out. I mean, how Would it work? Are you buying it for. To rent back to you? Because that's the same thing. Yeah.

[Brett]

If you're buying it, you're planning on buying one to begin with. Like is this an investment part?

[Toledo]

But how are you helping her establish herself unless she lives with her parents. Didn't say. Say that. So if she's currently renting something and you buy a condo and she just rents it from you, first off, she's never going to pay you. She's going to be living rent. Basically you're getting a hooker, you're going to buy a house for her and she's going to think that the rent is free.

[Brett]

It can turn into that problem. I wonder what the percentage is.

[Toledo]

80, 100 I thought. 100.

[John Holmberg]

I thought she wanted him to help, like sign. Sign like cosign.

[Toledo]

You know what?

[John Holmberg]

No, it's going to be.

[Toledo]

Is that's the only way you can do it. Can't co sign for it, then get out.

[Brett]

Only thing I, Yeah, I mean a mortgage has to go through. I mean, I don't think you can co sign on that, only on.

[Toledo]

Well, you're not co signing. Yeah, you have to, you have to be part of it. Yeah.

[Brett]

She's looking to buy a condo and she's going to rent. At least you can give her the boot if she's not paying.

[Toledo]

Right. And maybe she's asking for like a down payment.

[Brett]

It might be a little tough.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Don't just. I think we've all agreed to stay.

[Brett]

Away from it too.

[Toledo]

Because one thing is she's going to ask you for money to give her right off the bat. Then it's in her name and she owes you that back. You're never going to see that.

[Brett]

One thing is asking for the money, which is a red flag to begin with. If you went there and like offered. I'm going to, you know what, I'm going to buy this condo. Why don't you.

[Toledo]

Right.

[Brett]

But to ask, you're getting taken or.

[Toledo]

You'Ve talked about it and you're like, well, maybe I would help you out if you got a condo. Find one and we'll talk about it and I'll give you like a down payment in cash and you can pay me me back. She's going to pay you back with her money.

[Brett]

She's the one that brought it to the table, right?

[Toledo]

Oh, she's asking for buy me a condo. Yeah, run away.

[John Holmberg]

But like you always say, check the credit score. I mean she's 26 and can't afford a condo. Come on. That's right, Rem. Doing with your life. It's not like you're buying a house in Arcadia.

[Toledo]

Exactly right.

[Brett]

You understand that Rector, you know, now.

[Toledo]

Living in a lot longer fairness, he's 51. If he's anything like me, me, she better have a condo in a nice place because I'm not driving over to like, you know, Longmore and Broadway. So maybe he's like, let me get you into a better place. I can help you get into a better place.

[Brett]

Why do you have to buy it? Why can't she rent?

[Toledo]

Well, that's what I'm saying.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brett]

Renting.

[Toledo]

If I don't know, that's what he didn't include. And that's where I kind of. That's. Something popped in my head. Maybe she lives with her mom and dad, but if she lives with her mom and dad, she's not dating a 51.1year old.

[Brett]

That'd be.

[Toledo]

That's just picking her up at home. It's just too weird. There's a lot going on here, man. Let her figure it out. You want her to establish her life, Let her do it. She's.

[Brett]

You need more info here.

[Toledo]

I think the thing that he's 51 and he wants her to be as responsible as a 51 year old would be and still be 26. She's 26. She's just. She's getting her feet wet. Let her figure that out.

[Brett]

I can understand where he's saying, well, she wants to get out of whatever situation she's in. Maybe she is at home. But he's not saying, well, why don't you come live with me or I'll rent you a room.

[Toledo]

Yeah, how's that establishing herself? Like if you're still supporting her, she's not doing anything you're wanting her to do. You just. Yeah, let her figure it out. If you don't want her to move in with you because you don't trust that she's not established as a human.

[Brett]

I don't want to risk working.

[Toledo]

Right. And if there's that. Oh, what am I saying? You're 51 and she's 26. Buy her the goddamn condo and hose her until she quits you. Cuz she's going to.

[Brett]

It's a gift.

[Toledo]

It's a four year run here. You'll be 55 before you know it, she'll be 30. She's going to want kids and all that. You're done. Just run from that. But hose it while you can and get a nice Business investment. You know what? If you can afford a condo, real estate's good. Pick one up right now. Rent it out when she's out of there, but for four years. Just have a.

[Brett]

There's a newly furnished rental house in Scottdale.

[Toledo]

You know what? There is actually. Could be. There's no window coverings yet. I got to get some stuff going on that. But yeah, soon enough there'll be one.

[John Holmberg]

In Dawson Ranch as well. So like we got you covered on both sides.

[Toledo]

Morning sickness has you covered. Brett's got one, I got one. You can live in properties Said not a goomar Brady. He's a free man. Although Gumar property is very real. I do like the idea that we can keep your Gumar safe.

[Brady]

Is she a UA student? You can take over lease in Tucson.

[Toledo]

Oh God, nobody wants that. You're the worst real estate agent ever. Got a nice little sweet condo down there in Tucson. It's been lived in by a pot smoking 19 year old for a while. I'm sure it smells great. Great. Does it stink in his place?

[Brady]

No. It's got concrete walls, so nothing absorbs any.

[Toledo]

Does it have carpet or concrete floors? Everything? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

He lives in a cell.

[Toledo]

You just tried to pawn that off for a gomar? No. Gumar is going to live in a cell. You got to. You got to treat a proper.

[Brady]

Talked about the glories of Wayfair.

[Toledo]

Find a rug? No, the goomar has to have a d. Decent setting. Not so they move them out.

[John Holmberg]

At least carpet for Christ's sake.

[Brett]

They move them out. It's good to go.

[Toledo]

My God. Pressure wash it. Is it? Let me ask this. You know what we've never asked. Is Toledo is this complex done being built or is he. Is he just living currently in like a construction site? Wow. Does the word condemned on any of the other doors nearby? Wow. All right. I do like goomar properties though, Brett. Maybe in you and I. Yeah. Although both houses a little too big for a goomar. This is a four bedroom. Yours is four or you. Yeah, that's too much for a goomar. If your goomar's got kids, you don't need that anymore.

[John Holmberg]

Now you want that studios.

[Toledo]

With a den, maybe a loft.

[John Holmberg]

Or crumple floors.

[Toledo]

And walls and two, three floors and bars.

[Brady]

Jesus, John, you better be sending this dude to Trajan wealth for this estate plan is all buttoned up.

[Toledo]

Oh, for sure. Talk to Kent while this is going on because yeah, there is no possible way you're getting out of this paperwork free. Jesus. Your son's mother Had a better place in the. In the pokey than it sounds like. He's in the pokey.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

When she got out.

[Brady]

No, but yeah.

[Toledo]

Yeah. When mom visits, does she walk into Alex's place? Go. Gosh, this reminds me of home.

[Brady]

It goes the same.

[Toledo]

Yeah. She just sits and rubs her tin can up against the door.

[Brett]

It's a nice stainless toilet right in.

[Toledo]

The middle of the room. Where are the cots? Oh, we sleep right on the floor. Like from the wall. Like a South African prison. It's terrible. There you go. That's what Brady did. Yarborough run the rest of you. I don't know what's wrong. It's 98, KUPD, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98. Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com. It's Tuesday. We gotta hurry. Gotta go fast. The hot releases. What would Brady's got everybody running. Yarborough, you need to run. That's everybody's suggestion. Just get out of there. And then Sean Rockefeller says for the dude who's got the condo, she likes you for your money. Take advantage of it. 26 year old whores don't want to hang out with a broke 51 year old. You must have something. That's why you worked all those hours and made that sacrifice so you could smash a 26 year old's poon. Sunshine Rockefeller. Yeah. You're established.

[Brett]

Could be in the hope category too. She's teased them because we've had plenty of those guys that poor. I'm just giving this girl 3,000amonth.

[Brady]

He better not be able to be teased.

[Toledo]

Right? He's 51. He can't be teased. He can be fooled, but he can't be teased. He knows and he's established life, he's comfortable, everything else. That's what she's attracted to. He's attracted to the idea that she's 26, she's carefree, she's given up the. He's not. He probably just got divorced from some lady who's his age who stopped liking him. So he's like, what happened? All the fun. And now he's got the. This thing and it'll last a couple years.

[Brady]

The milk hasn't curdled.

[Toledo]

Right. Well, that's rude. But yes, exactly true. And now this three year thing is happening and at the end of it she's going to go, I want a child. My ex father in law started hosing a 28 year old, 29 year old at his office. And he was 50, 52. And they get together, they get hitched. He gets divorced. They go. And then like, she's 36. She's like, I want to be baby. And he was 56 or 57 at the time. He's like, what? I want a baby. He's got kids. Like, one of them's 31 years old. Like, yeah, I don't want those. I want one of my own. And he's like, oh, no. And he did it. Oh, no.

[Brady]

Starting that clock over again.

[Toledo]

And I don't know, he's like 80 now. That kid's got to be 20.

[Brady]

So think of what rent's going to be in 18 years in Tucson for me.

[Toledo]

Oh, man. Yeah. Think about doing that now. God, no. Oh, I'd kill myself before the kid went to college and would pay for it with insurance money. Oh. Anyway, everybody wins in that. But buy your own property and let her rent back to you. The mortgage. That's a good idea. Oh, what's everybody up to? Just be normal. It's time for the hot releases. They're brought to you by new AC unit dot com. You can save thousands. Save time. Buy online new AC unit dot com and throw in the word homeburg as the promo code. Save another thousand bucks. How about this? That summer's upon us. By the way, it's going to grab us starting right now. Memorial Day. Means we're done being comfortable. Brace yourselves. It's going to happen. And if your AC unit isn't going to make it, there's only one place to go. New AC unit.com Toledo. Go first. Release me. All right.

[Brady]

The big game out this week is F125.

[Toledo]

Looks pretty incredible.

[Brady]

Looks awesome.

[Toledo]

I don't know how to play this from being full risk.

[Brady]

If you really want to play this, do you play with a joystick? You got to play with that.

[Toledo]

They make you shift gears. Stuff like.

[John Holmberg]

It's like Turbo from Colecovision days.

[Toledo]

I just found mine yesterday. Still have Turbo. Still have the Colecovision. This looks unreal. F125VR. It would be incredible. All right. That's a cool F125.

[Brady]

F125 Destination X is out on NBC this week. It's a new reality series.

[Brett]

Series.

[Brady]

Welcome to Destination X. The all new globe trotting reality competition. Where to win, players race to answer. Where in the world are we?

[Toledo]

No plan. Oh, they just dump them somewhere on the planet. Look at that view. Dude. I've Never left the U.S. well, this ought to be fun. So they don't know. Information is everything. Croatia, Slovenia. To do the specifics or just the city? I'll give you clues.

[Brady]

I would imagine you got to figure out exactly where you are. Cuz can't be as simple as just going up to a shopkeeper and saying, where am I?

[John Holmberg]

Drop them in Maryville. Have some fun. Where are these are all exotic locations really dump them?

[Toledo]

Yeah, this sounds fun. Like give me like terrible parts of towns like Bedford Stuyvesant. Right. And don't me often say yeah.

[Brady]

Also on Netflix this week to go along with the release of F1 the game. F1 the Academy.

[Toledo]

Who's ever guessing? I think we're in Yuma, guys.

[Brady]

15 young women break barriers in one of the world's most demanding sports as they race to get a female driver back on the Formula One grid.

[Toledo]

WF1 WFU.

[Brady]

Pretty much.

[Toledo]

That's pretty.

[Brady]

Pretty much it.

[Toledo]

That's pretty much it. All right. I got a lot of people emailing me about the peewee Herman thing from last week that I didn't watch. It came out Friday. I heard it was awesome. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

New music from garbage. There's no future in optimism.

[Toledo]

How Shirley? Look, let's get ahead. Something about her back butching everybody.

[Brady]

All the old dudes still in the.

[Toledo]

In the band. This and Shirley. What's her name? Shirley. There was something so exotically strange.

[John Holmberg]

It's because her eyes were a little bit.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Too far. Yeah. Which either makes you or sexy. Right. We found that out. Either got down syndrome or you're hot like a gecko. Neither. The tween shall meet.

[John Holmberg]

Garbage off was good.

[Toledo]

It's really good. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

The night is dark.

[Toledo]

Get the garbage and try. Check it out. I remember she was talking about how she liked being peed on back in the 90s.

[John Holmberg]

Miley Cyrus.

[Toledo]

Way ahead of her time.

[John Holmberg]

She's putting out a visual album. This is end of the world.

[Toledo]

What's a visual album? I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't dig that far into it.

[Toledo]

Because it's Miley Cyrus video album.

[John Holmberg]

I think so. Or she might be doing one of those I'm filming a video for every song on it type thing.

[Toledo]

She works out she's going to turn into Mar and faithful. Years from now, that voice is going to be that.

[Brett]

She'll probably take that polyp on.

[Toledo]

No, never. I don't like her.

[John Holmberg]

She's got a five head.

[Toledo]

I do not like her voice.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I just noticed that. Well, nice rack, though.

[Toledo]

She does work out. She's Kept herself looking pretty good. There's a pretty big head. She's very 70s.

[John Holmberg]

All right, new music from the Haunted. This is in Fire Reborn.

[Toledo]

Every shock how that started makes me laugh. Morals.

[Brady]

You know, most of our normal bands have, like, vocalists that were in, like, multiple bands. You ever think that happens in that genre?

[Toledo]

What do you mean?

[Brady]

Oh, we got the vocalist from Haunted. He's in our band.

[Toledo]

And they never do duets, you know, like, you'll never get Aussie and Lita together.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean.

[John Holmberg]

And that brings us to N word or F word, the game that's sweeping the nation today. We have lots of logic. This is catch me if you can. It's a white kid, right? And it's a new song too. So this only came out six days ago, so it really fits.

[Toledo]

Believe Brady won last week. Yeah. A white kid named Logic.

[Brady]

Yeah, he's white. Yeah, he's the anti depression.

[Toledo]

Well, he's not gonna say the N word.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, well, I'm not saying either way, but you never know.

[Toledo]

There's a guy was behind on the stairs leaving the ballpark yesterday on his calves. His left calf said white and his right calf said black. Pride.

[Brady]

Oh, no.

[Toledo]

Like, wow. And I was behind him on the steps. Mike was like, wow.

[John Holmberg]

He turned around, goes. You know I'm talking about baldi.

[Toledo]

Give me. Is this your friend Reggie? I'm like, yeah, he's not. I don't know.

[Brady]

What do you got?

[Brett]

I'm going with the F word.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that's safe. I'm gonna go mother effer.

[Brady]

Damn it.

[Toledo]

No way this white kid's saying that.

[Brady]

All right, then I got all the N words.

[Toledo]

Oh, my God. I don't believe this is possible. All right, he's white. My timepiece. Shine. Different dimensions. Voice of go. Calling me from various extensions. High attention with my attention. What's the effort? There's no way.

[Brett]

Too easy.

[Toledo]

It's too easy, right?

[John Holmberg]

Well, see, I had. Well, I covered his face up. Then Toledo wrecked it. You could have. See, you guys wouldn't have known.

[Toledo]

Toledo.

[John Holmberg]

You could have. You could have took advantage of it.

[Toledo]

Like a Harvard professor maybe took advantage of it.

[John Holmberg]

Toledo.

[Toledo]

Him be do the guy who introduces it. And then you just say yes or no to the NRF instead of all the details. Toledo ruined it. You should have just.

[John Holmberg]

He should have took advantage of it because you guys wouldn't have known.

[Toledo]

Point. He's got a big mouth. Paul is right after myself. That's it. There you go. That's your hot releases. Brought you my [e-mail]. save thousands, save time. Buy online. New AC unit.com Holmberg is your promo code. Get another thousand bucks off the top. Arizona's most powerful rock media radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming. Homberg's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com Big Ride Radio. I'm getting a lot of emails. We've shut her down. Toledo's gonna call somebody for the man cave upgrade. First qualifier today. And Donovan emailed and said, hey, man, I get so many spam callers. You got to teach me how to mess with them. I get like 30 or 40 a day. Do you know what number Toledo would be calling from by chance? I do not. Somewhere between 10:30 and 12 he'll call. But here's the thing. Pick up any phone that you don't recognize. Hi. And if it's not Toledo, hang up on. Simple as that. I love spam calls. And then I got an email out of the blue. This is just a proclamation or an announcement before we. So I was seeing a girl with a great rack, great vagina, and I did everything to her, but the big turnoff was her butt. I don't know what it was. Skin tags or hemorrhoids. I couldn't quite place it, but they were hanging out. It was gross.

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

That's what people have decided to share with me. I'm gonna tell Holmberg about this. Taps it out. Skin tags.

[Brett]

Oh, man.

[Toledo]

What'd you have the jeweler's eye on? What do you do in the eyeball with that thing? It's the. The eye of Sauron. You look away. You don't look at it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. All right, Mr. P. And I take the monocle out. You're fine.

[Toledo]

What are you doing? Hogan. Yeah. Pop it on your eye, close your eyes, and if you feel it, like tentacles start touching you. But. Good lord. Skin tags. Ye. Break up with her immediately. Good luck, though. Ko's gonna call somebody later. Not that girl. And maybe get you all qualified for.

[Brett]

The maybe let her know about that.

[Toledo]

I'd tell her because you can get rid of. Of those skin butt skin tags.

[Brett]

I think so.

[Toledo]

What do you mean, you think so? Why would you say so?

[Brett]

I think they can freeze them and cut them off. You're making, like, mole like.

[Toledo]

Sure, sure. But you're just making it up. That. That can be done. You don't know how they get rid of. That might be really invasive. They got to go deep inside and find more. The origin. Don't take Brady's medical Advice.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah, Take it.

[Toledo]

I know. You know what? Go get some compound W, try it out. If it doesn't work, then just leave them. You know what you could do as a nice partner is get a little of that compound W wart remover, put it on your fingertips, and next time you're playing around, act like you're trying to please her, but really you're just applying ointment.

[John Holmberg]

But does that stuff sting? Do you actually notice? I mean, I wouldn't.

[Toledo]

You might.

[Brett]

Oh. Oh, yeah.

[Toledo]

Like, oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I was eating salty chips. Might be some salt on there.

[John Holmberg]

That's what tahen on my hands before I went up in there.

[Toledo]

Let me go wash it that off. You're gonna be all right. Just let that settle. I'm gonna wash it off. No, no, you gotta wait 25 minutes. You might fall off. You might notice some. Some like, you know, when grass gets stickers in it that you might have some of those in your underwear in a few days. Just stuff's gonna come creeping out. Some crab grass, some stickies. Anyway, thanks to prestige billiards for sponsoring me. Upgrade. And you can upgrade her man cave as well by putting a little compound. Was that compound W? Right? Yeah, it's the ward stuff. Anyway, qualifier number one's there. It's time now for the entertainment drill brought to you by our [e-mail], the home of tactical black self defense training. I watched a video of two teenagers over on 7th Avenue and Thomas getting robbed in an ice cream store. Guy walked in, in there and it's called Licks L I x ice cream. Bless you. And it's in the gay part of town. So I think a lot of people go in there and go, oh, it's just ice cream. But it is an ice cream shop and two teenage girls were in there. A guy walked in there with a gun. They did exactly what you're supposed to do. Here. Here's 300 bucks. Get out. They gave him the money and they left. Nobody got to give me that five gallon pail.

[Brett]

That rainbow sherbet.

[Toledo]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

You know, it was Brady at that.

[Toledo]

Point and he robbed licks. All right. Homo ice cream store. I know who you are. Shut up. I'm a bad man. They call me Black Bart anyway. Yeah, you'd know. It was pretty. I want some bubblegum ice cream. Give me some of that stratiella.

[John Holmberg]

Double scoop, Double scoop.

[Toledo]

And I want those to be full scoops. Do you want money? What? No Licks. I want some licks. Why are they served in giant tubes? Oh, no, we don't have cones. But yeah, these girls. The part of self defense is just knowing the situation and saying, all right, the best way for me to walk out of this safely is to do what this guy asked. Sometimes you don't have to fight. Just go. Look, money, Nothing. These stupid objects can go out the door. And you learn that stuff. A teenager. Mom, dad, whatever. And Father's Day's coming up. It's a great Father's Day gift to get him the two months for 199 bucks. How about that? Two months of training for dad. You got a dad that's, you know, maybe a little less active than he used to be. It's good for your brain health, it's good for your body health, and it's good for everything about you. Get it for Father's Day. It's right around the corner. That's a lovely deal right there. And it's the price that you cannot beat. 199. Two months of training. All they offer is right there on their website. Check it out. React defense dot com. It's the home of Father's Day. Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brett]

The American Music Awards happened over the weekend and Billie Eilish took home seven awards.

[Toledo]

The AMA happened and it was. It's like the tree in the forest. No one knew.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't know.

[Brett]

I didn't know either. Last night. Album of the year and favorite pop album. Hit me Hard and Soft by Billy. Got it. Who else? Eminem got one. And it's been 10 years since got the last award. 15 years.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I was gonna say he didn't put this.

[Brett]

Favorite male artist and favorite hip hop album.

[Toledo]

Cool.

[Brett]

And then the kid, Benson Boone. He's the one that did.

[Toledo]

I don't like looking.

[Brett]

Was it last year where he did the flip off the piano?

[Toledo]

I was at the Grammys.

[Brett]

That was at the Grammys. Okay, so he did another flip. I saw that one. He did it.

[Toledo]

Basically. It's a thing. He's very parkour and he's actually very good. I just can't take the Elton John tights. There's too much going on there. And by the way, we all know Logic is half black now. My emails have exploded. Logic's not all white. He's half black. All right, so he can use half the N word. We didn't know that going into the video.

[Brett]

Favorite female country artist this year.

[John Holmberg]

Year.

[Brett]

Beyonce.

[Toledo]

Oh.

[Brett]

Some rednecks are favorite country album.

[Toledo]

Beyonce Post Malone.

[Brett]

Oh, he won that in favorite male country artist.

[Toledo]

I love it that Beyonce and Post Malone figured there's money in that music, and then they go out and make a couple of huge country albums. Like, wow, this is what it sounds like when people with brains do country music music. Beyonce's album is amazing as a country album because it's, like, good music on top of it's not horrible hillbilly trash. And Post Malone, I haven't heard his, but I did hear one of the songs. I'm like, pop country. It's tolerable.

[Brett]

We had some celebrity deaths happen. Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson passed away at 79 years old.

[Toledo]

Most amazing thing about him starting a head of Terry Bradshaw is the LSU quarter or the Louisiana State.

[Brett]

Louisiana Tech.

[Toledo]

Tech. Sorry. Tech. I said state Tech. Yeah. He was ahead of Terry Bradshaw, and he was. He was better. Terry Bradshaw always says he was a.

[Brett]

Much better quarterback gone pro, but he liked hunting better.

[Toledo]

Yep. He left. He could have been. He was an amazing quarterback.

[Brett]

And then we just heard Rick Derringer passed away.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Rock and roll hoochie coup and something.

[Brett]

77 years old. I didn't see the. The cause of death.

[Toledo]

Yeah. I didn't realize he was the guy behind Hulk Hogan's Real Americans. So he had rock and roll hoochie coup and Hulk Hogan's Real America. All right.

[Brett]

Billy Joel announced he was recently diagnosed with a brain disorder called normal pressure hydrocephalus. Well, if it's normal, causes issues with hearing, seeing, and balance.

[Toledo]

So he's out brain disorder. He'll be all right. That's actually curable.

[Brett]

The Foo Fighters asked for permission ahead of time to swear, drink, and smoke for their upcoming concerts in Indonesia because it's illegal. So they.

[John Holmberg]

Sounds boring.

[Brett]

They're gonna be in Jakarta on October 2. They still got some time when they go into Djibouti.

[Toledo]

Yeah. When are they gonna play to arc people?

[Brett]

A guy named Ravel Gennardi is promoting the show, and he says as long as it doesn't touch on sensitive topics like race, religion, or Indonesian culture values, we allow it.

[Toledo]

So they. Part of their culture values are cussing, drinking and smoking are bad. Yeah, but they're going to allow that and say, but don't go against our values.

[Brett]

Don't be racist.

[Toledo]

What would the Foo Fighters say to the people of Jakarta?

[Brett]

That violation of Indonesia's obscenity laws can result in a fine and several years in prison.

[Toledo]

How are you Jakarta doing tonight? Whoops. They made me say it.

[Brett]

It's top of mind the last little nugget. Freddie Mercury 3 has a secret daughter. Had a kid 48 years ago. His. And she finally basically is coming out with it. And she's rolled out a. A book chronicling her growing up knowing that Freddie was the father.

[Toledo]

Sure. Sure. I don't believe it. You don't make babies the way Freddy did it. Unless she sounds like. Like this Freddie Mercury was my dad. Oh, she's a turd. I see. That makes sense.

[Brett]

Leslie Ann Jones, who's doing the book. The child was conceived.

[Toledo]

That's right.

[Brett]

Accidentally during an affair.

[Toledo]

Bentley. All right.

[Brett]

Between Mercury and the wife of a close friend. In 1976.

[Toledo]

I was in this. I was having sex. Baby. And then something happens. Like an accident. And I got it mixed up into some sort of weird oyster feeling. Turned out I was with a girl. Yuck. I immediately stopped. And we have baby.

[Brett]

It's reals.

[Toledo]

I don't know. DNA test that. Does she have that giant mouth? I gotta see a picture.

[Brett]

Picture too.

[Toledo]

Because there's no way that's not a dominant gene he didn't pass on to someone else. That great big goblin. Buy it, Freddie. Merger didn't make babies.

[John Holmberg]

See if I can find a picture.

[Toledo]

No. He had that girl in the movie. That fake movie. That none of it was true.

[Brett]

I'm sure he threw it in a couple.

[Toledo]

Horrible. Probably. But it wasn't on purpose. It was like a free for all. And every time you'd hear Freddy just walking through a sex party, you then you knew he was. Then he'd found a girl. A hole. Oh, disgusting. Yeah, There we go. Oh, gross.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. No pictures of her.

[Toledo]

You know. Yeah. No. Her mouth look like a canyon with teeth. Anyway, that's it.

[Brett]

Egyptian features.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Cuz. Yeah, he was. He did not. I'm not buying this. The world would go upside down down if Freddie Mercury made kids and kills everything. Just now.

[Brett]

It's actually Rami Malek.

[Toledo]

It could be. Maybe she got confused and Rami Malik made a baby 45 years ago. Way before he was born. It's 1014. That's it. We're done. Larry's coming up next. Tell you about his excellent adventure. He's got all sorts of stories for you. And it's going to result in money in your pocket. You got to find out what that's all about with our friend Larry. We'll talk to you guys tomorrow right here in the morning.

[Brady]

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[Toledo]

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