05-30-25 - FULL SHOW - FRIDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (05-30-25)

Host and Cast:

• John Holmberg: Host
• Brady Bogan: Co-host
• Brett Vesely: Co-host
• Dick Toledo: Regular Contributor

Episode Overview: In this lively Friday edition of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogan, Brett Vesely, and Dick Toledo dive into a range of entertaining and often controversial topics. The episode is marked by humorous banter, personal anecdotes, and spirited discussions on social norms, relationships, and pop culture.

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Allergies and Weekend Plans (00:00 - 05:00)

John Holmberg opens the show by sharing his battle with seasonal allergies, describing the discomfort and the measures he took to alleviate his symptoms. This personal anecdote sets a relatable tone for listeners.

Key Quote:

"I couldn't believe he went..." – John Holmberg [04:24]

Discussion Highlights:

• John's Allergies: Chronicling his struggle with allergy symptoms and the impact on his morning routine.
• Weekend Anticipation: Excitement about the upcoming weekend and the anticipation of a long four-day workweek.

Relationship Dynamics and Social Behavior (05:00 - 12:00)

The conversation shifts to relationship scenarios, particularly focusing on confusing and erratic behaviors in romantic interactions.

Key Quote:

"Sometimes the simplest answer is the answer. She's just crazy. Period." – Brett Vesely [05:21]

Discussion Highlights:

• Reggie's Story: Brett narrates a friend's awkward dating experience, highlighting misunderstandings and emotional turmoil.
• Behavior Analysis: Co-hosts debate the motivations behind erratic behavior in relationships, ultimately labeling certain actions as irrational.

Naming Conventions and Cultural Observations (12:00 - 22:00)

The hosts delve into a humorous yet critical discussion about unconventional and culturally diverse names, particularly in the context of spelling bees.

Key Quote:

"Their names are impossible to spell. They start them off with the first thing they learn to spell." – Brett Vesely [12:17]

Discussion Highlights:

• Spelling Bees: Analysis of the dominance of Asian and Indian participants in spelling competitions, attributing their success to unique and challenging names.
• Cultural Critique: The hosts express frustration with complex names, suggesting they create unnecessary hurdles in academic competitions.
• Personal Anecdotes: Sharing of personal experiences related to unconventional names and their impact on everyday interactions.

Workplace Interactions and Socialization (22:00 - 35:00)

The conversation transitions to workplace dynamics, particularly focusing on the decline of traditional social interactions like happy hours due to evolving social norms and increased sensitivity.

Key Quote:

"Happy hours are struggling from a work perspective because you can't take people from work out anymore." – Brett Vesely [43:53]

Discussion Highlights:

• Changing Social Norms: Exploration of how initiatives like #MeToo have transformed workplace interactions and the decline of casual post-work gatherings.
• Generation Gap: Comparison between older and younger generations in terms of socializing preferences and the impact of technology on relationships.
• Creative Solutions: Brainstorming ideas for modernizing happy hours to make them more appealing and inclusive for younger demographics.

Fear of Wildlife and Unexpected Encounters (35:00 - 45:00)

The hosts share amusing and dramatic stories about encounters with wildlife, emphasizing their fears and unexpected challenges.

Key Quote:

"If a bird was in this room right now, I'd fall. I'd scream out of here." – Brett Vesely [34:03]

Discussion Highlights:

• Pigeons on Planes: Recounting a bizarre incident involving a pigeon on an airplane and the ensuing chaos.
• Snake Encounters: Brett describes a frightening encounter with a snake in his home, highlighting his inability to handle unexpected wildlife.

Pop Culture and Media Commentary (45:00 - 60:00)

The discussion shifts to pop culture, including critiques of naming trends, reality shows, and celebrity behaviors.

Key Quote:

"All of them have something, a neon above the photo that reminds me that I'm telling these dull people how dull they are." – Brett Vesely [50:06]

Discussion Highlights:

• Instagram Culture: Critical take on the prevalence of photo opportunities in public places and how they contribute to superficial social interactions.
• Celebrity Trends: Commentary on celebrities like Chris Hemsworth and Drew Barrymore, discussing their public image and career choices.
• Naming Trends: Continued focus on the complexity of names and their impact on personal and professional life.

Advertising and Promotions (Throughout the Episode)

Interspersed within the discussions are various advertisements and promotions for local businesses and services, including:

• Game Day Men's Health: Promoting health consultations.
• Ranch House Grill: Highlighting their award-winning breakfast offerings.
• Patrick Riley Services: Offering home solutions with discounts on new AC installations.
• AMCO: Promoting extended car warranties and services.
• Core Institute: Advertising pain management services.
• Fisher Tools: Showcasing a wide range of professional-grade tools.
• Turf Monsters AZ: Promoting backyard renovations.
• TotalAZ.com: Advertising a furniture wholesale business.
• ReactDefense.com: Promoting self-defense classes and products.

Note: These advertisements are integrated seamlessly into the conversation, providing listeners with valuable local information while maintaining the show's entertaining flow.

Conclusion and Contest Announcement (60:00 - 75:00)

As the episode nears its end, the hosts engage in a playful competition involving a spelling bee-themed contest, encouraging listener participation.

Key Quote:

"Congratulations to that country for figuring that out." – Brett Vesely [25:51]

Discussion Highlights:

• Spelling Contest: Announcement of a contest where listeners can participate by texting the word "people" (AZ's most misspelled word) to 97936 for a chance to win a man cave upgrade.
• Future Plans: Teasing upcoming segments and events, including comedy performances and local happenings.
• Final Remarks: Hosts wrap up the episode with well-wishes and reminders to tune in next time.

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Final Thoughts: This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of humor, candid conversations, and local flair. The hosts' dynamic interactions and willingness to tackle both light-hearted and serious topics make for an engaging listen. Despite occasional controversial remarks, the show maintains an entertaining and relatable atmosphere for its Arizona audience.

Listen Live: Tune in weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM on 98 KUPD (97.9 FM) or visit 98KUPD.com for live streaming.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett Veseley]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Brett Veseley]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett Veseley]

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[John Holmberg]

No, Larry, if you have an extended.

[Brett Veseley]

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[John Holmberg]

Right?

[Brett Veseley]

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[John Holmberg]

He went.

[Brett Veseley]

He did go. And he said, she was kind of on me. And he's like, whoa, hey, come on. What are we doing? And she goes, I'm just kind of exploring my options. And he goes, no, no, no, no, we're not doing that. And he goes, and dude showed up. He goes, kind of doughy, you know, Average Joe, Nothing special. And I'm like, he was okay with you? And he goes, I'm not so sure he knew I was gonna be there. He goes, we seem like a cool dude. He goes, in fact, after a little bit, it was like, I'd rather have hung out with him than her. And he said, so I stayed there for a little bit, and I left. Wow. So it just boils down as we as men tried to figure that situation out. Sometimes the simplest answer is the answer. She's just crazy. Period. End of story. You know, that's. That's just. There's no explaining, oh, what was she up to? Was. Were they swingers? Was he going to get his kidneys cut? She's just mother nuts, man.

[Brady Bogan]

And completely, like, wanting to feel desired or something.

[Brett Veseley]

I don't know again. There you go. Nope.

[Brady Bogan]

Just don't figure it out.

[Brett Veseley]

There is no figuring it out. Just sometimes crazy is crazy. It's like when. When. When tragedies happen and we're like, what. What was going through that guy's mind? You're trying to do from a normal person's, you know, brain. You're trying to say, well, why would that have it. Normal people try to bring things back into norm. Normalcy and. And normal people always start something with maybe they wanted to. Nope, this one's not that. She just nuts.

[John Holmberg]

I can't believe he went.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. I kind of give him pops for that, though, because it's.

[John Holmberg]

I wouldn't have.

[Brett Veseley]

I don't think I would have either. I don't know. Props to him. Maybe I would, just to see what the heck's going on.

[Brady Bogan]

They're like. Random women sometimes are like random shooters. You just want answers.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Exactly. That's what I'm saying. The tragedies of. You know.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brett Veseley]

I think most women should be named Sandra Hook because they're all confusing and they're all nuts and. And you can't explain their behavior. It's just. And it usually ends in horrible, horrible lawsuits.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think I would have went because I wouldn't care. I mean, you know, you. You want to go to find out what's going on. I just found she's a whore. Yeah, that's it. There's no reason to.

[Brett Veseley]

That's the lines we need to start figuring out. When am I trying to solve a mystery and when is the mystery already solved that I'm just looking past it? Because just effing crazy is a pretty good answer.

[John Holmberg]

Pretty much. And whore.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. And okay, yeah, she's got a boyfriend.

[John Holmberg]

She'S whoring around, and that's what it is.

[Rob]

But is she.

[Brett Veseley]

Because she brought a. She called him and said, coming down, meet. Meet. The guy that's a whore would just bang Reggie and then say, gotta push. Yeah, well, I'm gonna. I'm gonna live with your simplicity there, Brett. I like it. I like it a lot. There's a lot of thinking going on, and we just didn't need to.

[Brady Bogan]

It's just enough to keep Reggie in the. In the mix. I'm like, yeah, not really in the mix.

[Brett Veseley]

He was done with her, but he's just like.

[Brady Bogan]

But he.

[Brett Veseley]

What's the dude like? That's what he wanted to know. He was done with the girl because I'm like, you were out and, oh no, that was. It was over. And he goes. And she was driving me nuts anyway. And he said, but yeah, but I.

[Brady Bogan]

Still want to see how this thing ends.

[Brett Veseley]

Who is this dude? Like, what does. And then he was like, okay, I got my answers. And he walked away.

[John Holmberg]

I could. I thought it might have been a cuck situation. When that listener brought that up, I was like, man, this is kind of weird. Especially him being the big doughy guy and everything else.

[Brett Veseley]

I don't know what you're going to do. It's just very strange. Anyway, and then yesterday, I have to. It's been on my brain the whole time. Yesterday, the gang up there at Tactical Black, Jay Ackerman and Josh, and all of them text me and said, hey, could we have a chat today? We're having a little meeting. We'd love to have you involved in that. I'm like, absolutely. They told me it's 3:30. Cool. I went over to the rental property to meet up with the Southwest gas guy. He was supposed to show up. And so I was going to meet him, let him in, do whatever he needed to do. And then. But so I sat on the couch and I Woke up at 4, 19. I. I've. It was the weirdest comatose goodbye I've had in so long. So I apologize to everybody whose time was wasted. There's nothing worse than wasting someone's time with. You know, when they say beat and I felt horrible, I still feel bad. So I'm gonna go back out there today. So. Public apology. Sometimes public apologies are necessary. Sometimes they're forced. This one is authentic. I could not feel worse. You know those times you just. You're not even. You don't even know you're that tired. I just sit down and the next thing you know, you wake up and your head's on the back of the couch and you're slumped over to the. Like on a 45 degree angle. It's not even, it's not even laying down in a position. It's just this. It's a body. And if a forensic guy came in, he looked and goes, there's a dead body in there. Nobody lays like that. I was gone for about an hour and. About an hour and 19 minutes, I think I fell asleep right as I was supposed to leave. I was like out gone. So I have to make that apology immediately, get up and kind of like.

[Brady Bogan]

Part of the new schedule.

[Brett Veseley]

No, that. Well, that's gotten all screwed up because of the baseball. It has. Not part of the new schedule at all. I've been sleeping regular hours, like human hours the last four or five days because baseball kind of threw me off, especially that day game, so I had to sleep at night. I was. It's just. Just had one of those days where I'm like, this is nice couch and I'm kind of. It's peaceful and I went down.

[John Holmberg]

Could have slept during that D Backs game.

[Brett Veseley]

I should have. I should have gotten my day sleep at that game. That was a. You're absolutely right, dozen. Well, it was. It wasn't. You know, if it wasn't for the company we had fun people. It would have been an easy way to sleep. Quiet, you know, big, lots of air. Peaceful.

[Brady Bogan]

Something about that sound, that stillness in there.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. Oh, there's a lot of stillness in that.

[John Holmberg]

Could have stretched out across a couple aisles and stuff. You'd have been perfect.

[Brett Veseley]

I had the whole section to myself. It was very nice. You're absolutely right. If you ever want a good nap, the Pirates or Marlins are in town. That is a quiet. That's the most peaceful place. It's a nice park. Like going to sleep at a park and not having any heroin addicts nearby. And then I figured something Out Brady. We've been for years. Every year around this time we start talking about the spelling bee, the Scripps Howard spelling bee. And how come it's always Asians and Indians and mostly Indians. And you know, the Indians. The eastern Mumbai, not Cleveland. So the. They have always won. And another one won again last night. And his name was Faison Zaki. Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Thirteen year old.

[Brett Veseley]

Thirteen, yeah. He came in second last year. And then. So spell off. Yeah, he had. It was tight. He almost won. It would have been a two time. Two time champion. But he second last year. He finally breaks that glass ceiling. I don't know what. Anyway says. And the first runner up's name was Sarvagna Kandam. Khandam Kaddam.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

And then second runner up was Sarv Daharvane. And I just figured it out. I saw their names in a row and I'm like, their names. That's why they have to concentrate on spelling.

[Brady Bogan]

Spell that.

[Brett Veseley]

Their names are impossible to spell. They start them off with the first thing they learn to spell. It's like the hardest thing in the world to spell. Every word after. That's easy.

[Brady Bogan]

It's great to see their. You say their name. Farha.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

From Portland.

[Brett Veseley]

Right. Well, ye. But if you start your kid off with two words that are the hardest words to spell and that's almost all people's first words to write is your first name and then your last name. You don't every word after. That's easy. You name your kid Tom Jensen. He's an idiot immediately. He doesn't have to learn. And Tom. In fact, we cut Thomas down because that's just too many letters for some dumb kid to just call him Tom. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

They only battle one letter on Tom Jensen. Is that an E or an A at the end?

[Brett Veseley]

Is there an H in it? Is that. And some people screw that up. T O H M. It's like. No, it's Tom. Tom Thomas. We name our kids Easy stuff. So the first thing they spell, the way they dip their feet in the spelling pool is Tom. I was John.

[Rob]

That's easy.

[Brett Veseley]

They didn't even let you try Brady. They skipped to the second one. Or David first was your real name. But Brady was the one they settled on because you probably couldn't spell David for two years. Like kid's too dumb to spell it. What's his neck. What's the next name? Brady. All right. He's knocking that one out of the yard. We'll call him that.

[John Holmberg]

That's why he did Brett for me four Letters. They're like, nah, we're not even putting the two T's in there.

[Brett Veseley]

Even drop the second T on you because. Yeah, but imagine the first thing you had to spell and you're like, two is sarvadanya kadam. Come on. So if you want your kid to win a spelling bee and you got one brewing in the belly, you got to give it a wacky first name. Now I know you're. I know your first. I thought this through. I know you're going to email me and go, john, what about black people? Those aren't words. It's just a random mix of letters. I don't even know if that's. And. And you can add things and take things out. There's no like, proper spelling key. Brian was a player for the Pirates. KE apostrophe. The apostrophe is supposed to be there to say there's missing letter here. We're skipping letters. But cabrian is just an apostrophe. That's not spelling. That's just making something up. And it's like license plates. That's a lot of. A lot of black people's names are like license plates. It's like, take a second to figure them out. I want you to do them like, oh, that's clever. But yeah, these Indians, that's. Those are real words in India. Those are real surnames and they have to learn to spell. So they come here and you're like pots of wani. Pots of wani. There's nothing to it. My last name is Sadohua.

[Brady Bogan]

The kid I venmoed for cleaning the trash cans yesterday. First name was Calyx.

[Brett Veseley]

Calyx. Just made up. It's not even a thing. Calyx. That's what you have in your hair, isn't it?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

When your hair spins and you can't. You can't tame sections your hair. You got Calyx. That's so Gilbert. Yeah, it's probably L I X too. Calyx. C A, L, I, X. You see, you're white. No, it's C A L, E X. Oh, collects. Okay, that's dumb. Like Rolex only. Get away from me with this. This. Really. Move. Yeah, get out of there, please. Nothing good's happening over there with collects and. Stop it. Stop it.

[Brady Bogan]

Just a year away from being an Eagle scout.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay, look, white people can no longer make fun of any other race for naming their kids because white Gilbert and Paradise Valley moms have lost their ever loving minds.

[Brady Bogan]

Calyx.

[Brett Veseley]

That's the dumbest. Remember the Gilbert goons? They Were all. They'll have the same name Talent.

[Rob]

Talon.

[John Holmberg]

It's like three of them.

[Brett Veseley]

And there were more than two.

[John Holmberg]

And different spellings too.

[Brett Veseley]

Well, because you can't.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

My special angel's different than all of the kids on the planet. He needs a unique first name with wacky spelling. Used to be a fun thing as a white. We just kind of were like what's going on with all these other names? Like Jason was a risk for a white family. Jason. That's crazy. Kallax. I hate that kid and his family. I do. I hate Calix. He introduced you. Introduced me to your son. Calix, I know we can't be friends. You are starving for attention. Dying to be unique and stand out because you basically what it is to me. It announces a wild insecurity in the parents that they don't feel. They feel just like. Just doughy balls of average. And they really. They name their kids something crazy to make it feel like they're so I. Calix, I hate you. His brother Talo, Taylor and Calyx and Talon. You know what he came over to try to hose out the trash cans. Yeah, that was his job.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, he'd have been in mine then. It'll be taped down. Suffocate. Calyx. Yuck. And did you talk to Kirby yesterday about that? When Calix, the annoying kid from down the street came by and you said you know, we get neighborhood kids going door to door. You didn't. You didn't tell her? See, you're surprised. I. Not really.

[Brady Bogan]

I forgot.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. Because she came home with demands probably. Here's a list of things I need. You got it. I'll be back tomorrow. Yes. I'll be on the couch watching Calyx do jobs I should be doing. Yeah, you gotta. You had neighborhood kids. It still pissed me off.

[Brady Bogan]

She went followed up on her, you know, applying for a job and she drove down there to follow up to basically that.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And because she went down there she met the general manager and the manager.

[Brett Veseley]

She had the job.

[Brady Bogan]

She'll know today she.

[Brett Veseley]

How many other applications are out? 40, 45. That's how you get a job.

[Brady Bogan]

Probably.

[Brett Veseley]

You think you said yesterday she knows one.

[Brady Bogan]

One of her other friends also applied. Yeah but he wants to.

[Brett Veseley]

He wants Reggie different store. My friend Reggie was listening and heard that yesterday goes. It made me hate my D so much. And he said because he said I had 88 allergy tests when I was a kid. I came back allergic to 84. And our grass. He said our grass was one of them. He said, I used to have to cut the grass. And I was having a struggle. And the doc, he said, I remember sitting in the office and the doctor said, he's allergic to this, this. This, the grass, this kind of thing. And he goes, hold up grass. And he said, yeah. And he goes, so if he mows the grass and he goes, it's not great for him. He goes, but will it kill him? And he goes, oh, no, you die. It won't kill him. He goes, all right. And then Reggie's like, damn it. He wanted to hear that. Cutting the grass too often would kill him. And his dad stopped him. Tomatoes, we can cut that out. Dairy, we'll work around that grass. Is it going to kill the boy? No. All right. He's still cutting my grass. Then it'll just puff up for a day or two. Big deal. Meanwhile, Brady's got Calyx doing chores around the house and making kids like Brett. Me and Reggie and all the other ones that had to do stuff have pissed off because I'd lose my car, lose future car if I didn't do the job at hand. Oh, but hopefully Kirby gets the job and then you'll go down and do it for her. I guess.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dave Mustaine]

I'm here for Kirby today. She didn't feel like popping in.

[Brett Veseley]

Welcome to Dutch Bros. My name's. Well, Kirby today. How's everybody doing? I don't know how to make any of these coffees, but my daughter wanted a day off. Oh, she's been working a lot. That's her first day.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm here for the training she was in.

[Brett Veseley]

If she asked, would you go down and fill in for a day?

[Rob]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

I know you would. Daddy. It's just too hard to get out of bed. It's almost noon. I'll do it.

[Brady Bogan]

So what do you guys got going on today?

[Brett Veseley]

Did you wear her clothes and show her?

[Brady Bogan]

Do you want a drink?

[Brett Veseley]

Try to fool the other sir? Nope. I'm Kirby. Kirby Derp's the barista. You're not Kirby. We met her yesterday.

[Dave Mustaine]

Yep.

[Brett Veseley]

I morph sometimes into other things. Don't worry about it. Sometimes I'm this Kirby.

[Dave Mustaine]

Sometimes I'm the Kirby you met yesterday.

[Brett Veseley]

But get used to it. Brady's gonna start missing work here. I gotta shift to Dutch Brothers.

[Brady Bogan]

Get in the prop closet, put on a wig.

[Brett Veseley]

I'll get Annie to come do some makeup for you. And we'll curvy up a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

So she doesn't get bored. We do this.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, man. And that's Brady's dream job.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

Those annoying people at Dutch Brothers won't shut up.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you got going on today?

[Brett Veseley]

You guys seen a movie?

[Dave Mustaine]

I saw Mission Impossible 9 the other day.

[Rob]

It was great.

[Dave Mustaine]

Tom Cruise did his own stunts.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, yeah, we know. When does this line move? It moves. I move. You're not gonna go that fast.

[Brady Bogan]

Best runner in Hollywood.

[Brett Veseley]

He's pretty great. He's got a good run on him. I used to run back in the day.

[Dave Mustaine]

Of course, then I was in Columbus.

[Brett Veseley]

Ohio, so we only ran a couple. Shut up. I just want coffee.

[Brady Bogan]

The line is forever.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, don't worry about it.

[Dave Mustaine]

I'll kill that time.

[Brett Veseley]

I'm gonna kill myself. Please leave. You guys ever seen Shrek?

[Rob]

I'll give you three guesses as to.

[Brett Veseley]

Which one I try to be most like. Not donkey. And it's not Fiona. Yeah, It's.

[Brady Bogan]

This isn't my real job.

[Brett Veseley]

Is Kirby chatty enough to be a Dutch Brothers person? I really like if Kirby's there, because Kirby kind of, you know, she'll be brave. Yeah. She's brief. Yeah. She's quick with her words. She's just gonna go. Can I help you? Sure. You got any weed that'll be like, I think that's what you're gonna stand in the thing and smell cars that smell smoked out. I'll give you free coffee if you give me what's inside this car. It's gonna be like Monty Hall.

[Brady Bogan]

Order the Kokomo. That's the code.

[Brett Veseley]

Two kokomos coming up. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, it pissed me off yesterday thinking about that chores. I was doing a chore at the rental house, and I'm like, mmm, no. Neighborhood kids come to my doors, banging on them.

[John Holmberg]

Should have called Brady. He'd have hired somebody for you.

[Brett Veseley]

Could have called Brady and said, hey, Brady, I'd like Kirby to come by and build this dresser. And you know who just showed up? I'm here to build Kirby's dresser. No, she doesn't get to keep it. I know he's got a shirt on says Kirby's handyman. Well, I hope she gets that job. So at least she has an excuse as to why the neighborhood kids are doing chores around your house. I'm surprised my dad didn't call me. The hell's going on at Brady's house? You mean to fix this? Yeah, I'd like you to go over there and fix that now. Kirby can't spell. Her name's too easy to spell two syllables. What are we doing? And I don't, you know, Cool Lex is going to start changing things. But we're not going to. Us whites haven't won a spelling bee in a long time since that weird homeschooled kid in, like, 2005. And he was. He would spell the word. He ran over to his mom's lap and sat on it after each word. He was nuts. Yeah. I think he was autistic. Kind of rain Manny. So the word that's the only way whites will ever win a spelling bee again is if we get an autistic rain man speller. That's it. And even still, the Indians have them. It makes so much sense to me. When I saw the names, I'm like, well, God damn it. Everything they spell from jump is the Alphabet in a different order. It's so, yeah, congratulations to that country for figuring that out. And doctors. They're doctors. It's easier for them to be doctors because all those medicines look like names they're used to. So they know how to say those gigantic, long vicsamoxa superlink. That makes sense to them. You see that and your name's John. And you see the medicine's name. You're taking, like, that's too big a word. Their names are already 72 letters. It's ridiculous. So you got us. I figured it out yesterday. Congratulations. Zaim, Kahim, Farzan Zaki.

[John Holmberg]

Something like that.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. And he's always from. My parents are from San Francisco.

[Brady Bogan]

Good job. Faison.

[Brett Veseley]

Faison Zaki. When I moved here to Goose Island. We are very, very, very, very American. What is my word? Portuguese. Apafa lapa hifa tupa. Oh, that's easy. That, of course, I don't even need in a sentence. Portuguese apa lapa Doofenoof nails it. And then the next kid goes up there, the white kids, like, vacuum, V, A, K. No. Move on. Yeah. I used to love watching that spelling be. And now it just became kind of a frustrating what happened to us thing. Maybe back in the day when our.

[Brady Bogan]

Parents look at Starbucks, I can't even get a name right.

[Brett Veseley]

Those morons can't even write down John on a cup.

[John Holmberg]

Spelling bees are like going to Disney on and going through It's a Small World because it's everybody but here, all of us.

[Brett Veseley]

They should play the Disney version of It's a Small World in the language of the person about to be announced. All right, next speller is Faizan Zaki. Hockey.

[Brady Bogan]

Ducky, you're saying I'm.

[Brett Veseley]

It's a Small World afternoon.

[Brady Bogan]

It has the B champions.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brett Veseley]

Perfect. Or you flip flop. It's either just pictures of the B champions over the it's a small world faces because let's face it, that needs an update.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

Or the song that plays for his nation from because it's it's a small world in their language. And then it's a. But it would just be the Indian one over and over. Even the Chinese can't do it. They're kicking our ass. They've been kicking our ass for years. In it all like God, they can spell. Of course they can spell Red Fred. Yeah, and then there's that. I think we should dock all American teachers pay who don't have an Indian kid spelling in San Diego for this thing. You lose, but you should lose money. Teachers. I don't see any of your inner city programs producing key Brian at the spelling bee. I don't see it at all. And when that happens, it's so rare they call Michelle Pfeiffer and they make a movie about it because it's just not realistic to believe that some public school teachers motivated a lot of kids. Maybe one breaks free. And you know what that usually means. They had good parents.

[Brady Bogan]

Kirby did the B in fifth grade.

[John Holmberg]

Fourth grade.

[Brett Veseley]

I remember going, she had no chance. Fourth, not a chance. And what, two rounds the other three.

[Brady Bogan]

Pete the X3. Yeah, she went through, you know, rounds.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, they have a ton of them. All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy felt face performing. Just google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at stand up Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's.

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Veseley]

If I was in a spelling beer, if I was a parent of a spelling bee and my kid did okay, then they gets to the end. All right, we've come down to the end here. Let's remade our contestants. From Gilbert, it's Kirby Bogan. Bogan, whatever. Just stand up as the parent. Just go. Kirby resigns.

[Rob]

She's not gonna beat that guy.

[Brett Veseley]

The hardest word he spells every day is his name.

[Brady Bogan]

Your word marijuana.

[Brett Veseley]

I'd like it used in a sentence. Your word is marijuana. Perfect, man. Yeah, she's the dude. Hey, man, give me that word. Mary Jane coming at you. I'd like to spell it in smoke rings. She puffs out the M M, A. Ooh. That's the most impressive spelling I've ever seen in my life. Anyway, so get it together, Brady. Make sure that Kirby's doing chores. And don't worry about spelling bees. They'll never win again, ever, ever. Whitey, you're done with it. But I do notice that all the judges are white men in their and I think it's because they probably are past the B winners from like the 70s and 80s. And that was back when we were still not even, like, subtly racist. So we probably didn't even give the Indian kids a chance to. They didn't tell them about it because we did. We couldn't say their names at the lapa hepa pond. Like, we wouldn't even say, hey, big Z. We'd say, or it starts with an X. Oh, God, I can't even get the first letter right. And so it was all white kids in the spelling bee when I was growing up. That was it. And it was usually a little white girl that would win. Then the Indians, Margaret Shepherd. There was a girl named Maggie. Little blonde girl, dominated. Yeah. She was either going to win a spelling bee or be on the news for being abducted because she had that same look, the. The blonde hair, that kind of puritan neckline of her shirt that doilied down. Margaret, your word. I know I'm going to spell it.

[Dave Mustaine]

Perfect anyway because we haven't invited Indians up here yet.

[Brett Veseley]

First Indian came up dominated and the rest of them were like this something.

[Dave Mustaine]

We could kick the crap out of.

[Brett Veseley]

These white people for. That girl's name is Sue. She is the easiest thing in the world to spell every day.

[Brady Bogan]

S O U.

[Brett Veseley]

They're putting barriers in front of those Indian kids the second they come onto the earth. The 66 lettered name. Try to get over that one. Meta hapa people on he's going to win all the spelling beasts. Arrest me on that one. It's crazy. And yesterday I saw something that I think would be my nightmare. Delta Airlines, they see this, the video inside. They're on the plane, you know, they're loading it up and stuff. The door's open and I don't know how this happened because the door was open and evidently when the jetway detached from it, which normally they shut the door first. A pigeon shot into the plane and so like ahaha. And they caught it and they got it out and so they, they back up and they go to the down to taxi a little further and they're on the Runway and they're about ready to take off and then out from under one of the seats another pitch second and he just starts walking down. He starts pigeoning down the aisle. Yeah people.

[John Holmberg]

Jefferson.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, he's building. What's up wheezy? And he just walks. Shut up. And he's trying to walk down the aisle and he gets about halfway through and then someone does the dumbest thing you can do because he was just minding his own. They tried to grab him and pigeon wasn't having it and took off and just started flying around. If you've ever seen a bird indoors, remember that bat that was in here?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

And we all lost our minds. It wasn't even in the same room as us and we were all running around like the place was on fire. Can you imagine being trapped on a plane? And luckily they weren't in the air. That thing would have gone right into the earth. That would have been an air disasters episode. There's no possible. The pilots even in the other. They'd have just been screaming because it would have been hitting the Door and a bird wobbling. Yeah. Everybody running all over. Nothing less. Just like displays human bravery than when a pigeon or a bird or a dove or anything that's flying gets inside where it's not supposed to be. We don't know what to do. Start swinging at it with pool noodles. You don't want to kill it because you don't know if it's going to puke out. Disease.

[Brady Bogan]

All the dishes.

[Brett Veseley]

Disease. Yeah. You don't hit it. You don't want to touch it. It might have lice. Everything you've learned about birds, like you remember the Rolodex opens up. They have lice. They carry, like the disease that started covet. They're everything bad. Yeah. Bird flu's in there. H1N1. They probably got sucked on by a mosquito. With cephalitis, like, you're getting it all. Don't kill it. Don't get the blood in the house. And it just starts flying around and everyone loses their minds on a plane.

[Brady Bogan]

I think the guy snagged it with his jacket.

[Brett Veseley]

Did he get it with his coat? I didn't see how they caught it.

[Brady Bogan]

One of them.

[Brett Veseley]

It looked like the video is awesome because there's no decorum. Everyone loses it for a seat.

[Brady Bogan]

It's just the bird.

[Brett Veseley]

But we lose it because we've all been taught for years that when it's flying around, it's all the diseases of all the birds are in that particular bird. That bat.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't do it like a. An insect. Every now and then in the car, try to roll down the window, push it out.

[John Holmberg]

Toledo tried, but he went swinging with the stick horse.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. The little pony ponies. The riding pony that we had in the office. He totally took us. And he hit it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

He dazed it. Yeah. But then even me, I'm like, it's just on the ground. The second I pick it up, it's coming back to life and it's going to bite my neck. And I'm going to be a vampire. I'm scared to death of flying stuff. Inside, outside. Don't even think about it. If a bird was in this room right now, I'd fall. I'd scream out of here. I can't do it.

[Brady Bogan]

And that bat, when he swatted it down, we got him. Like, can't let it go. It's daytime. So he let it go in the vent.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, it'll be all right in there. I was driving my truck along the I10 one time. Minded my own business. As relaxed as can be. And right in front of me, a spider dropped down on a web from the ceiling in my eyeline. And I let go of the wheel. Like, I'm just. That was the end. I might as well just had a semi blow through the car. Screamed at the top of my lungs, slammed on the brakes. For some reason, I lost my mind because. And it was a big spider, too. It was like palm of the hand spider. It was one of these wolf guys, I don't know. But he just decided to go, hey, brother, what's up? Like, get in my eyes. I'm moving. I'm batting in the air.

[Brady Bogan]

And you want to keep the car steady because you don't want to.

[Brett Veseley]

I didn't keep swinging. I didn't do anything. I let go. I did like you're supposed to when you crash an F1. My arms went off the wheel, and it crossed my arms or across my chest. I let go completely. I'm bad with unexpected wildlife indoors. It's not a thing. The worst, the snake in my house. Last year, I get home, there's a snake under the piano. I got on the table immediately. I got on a table. Oh, my God. What are you gonna do about it? We had to have the guy fixing my windshield from New Vision Auto Glass. Thank God he came over because had the door wide open. Here to fix your window. Yeah. Are you afraid of snakes?

[Rob]

A little.

[Brett Veseley]

Not too bad. Okay, there's one under the piano I'm gonna need your help with. He found gloves, gardening gloves of mine, in my garage. Like, he wouldn't know you had those. I knew I had him. I just didn't. I hadn't seen them in years. I'm like, I bought those because I looked at him like, are those mine? I already know. Garage. I'm like, no kidding.

[Brady Bogan]

Keep them.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, well, they're souvenir now because they touched a snake. Look. And he got. And we got under there, and I'm dancing in place on the couch and on the table because a real man from New Vision Auto Glass came in. And the snake was. It was a big worm. It was maybe 7 inches long, tops, and had the girth of a pencil.

[John Holmberg]

You're on the couch screaming, dude.

[Brett Veseley]

I was.

[John Holmberg]

Megan's probably looking at you going, she.

[Brett Veseley]

Was next to me on the table. I don't care. Look, that's not my job. Are the bills paid? Shut your mouth about snake death. I never signed up for that. There's a snake in the house. Woody. Woody. I'm getting on the table. Take care of the snake in your Boot. That's not my problem. You're the man. Not in this case. I'm the man. That is the snake. Read the Bible, bitch. This is a bad day. Those things are awful. I have poorly reacted to that time. I picked up that snake in my backyard thinking it was a dog's rope. And I laid down next to it. I didn't know what to do.

[Brady Bogan]

You almost fainted.

[Brett Veseley]

I just went. Ah. My body just drained all of its energy. And I laid down right next to the bush he crawled into. I could have sworn that was a rope. Just his tail sticking out of a bush. And I'm cleaning up. Dog toys in the backyard. Reached down to grab this pinkish brown. It looked just like one of their pulley ropes. And when I touched it, it slithered out of my hand. I mean, I did a full grab.

[John Holmberg]

Were you like Pee Wee Herman when he grabbed the snakes?

[Brett Veseley]

I just laid down. But my reaction wasn't, like, reasonable at all. Dude. I am not good with it. Pet snakes. When people give them to me. That's fine. Unexpected snakes. Unexpected indoor birds. And I'm.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm saying some are fast.

[Brett Veseley]

Snakes and birds. Look, I don't know what they are. That's the problem. I. I can't. I don't have, you know, the Six Million Dollar man or Terminator's eye that I can identify through some computer program what I'm looking at. I just know that's alive. And I touched it. And I don't know if it's deadly. I don't know if it's toxic. I don't know. And I just lay down. I just don't like them.

[John Holmberg]

Just call me Indiana Jones. I don't like snakes.

[Brett Veseley]

Unexpected snakes are. And I don't. I'll get emails. Dude. Dude, a snake in your bedroom is. It's an intruder. Horrifying.

[Brady Bogan]

Even a lizard running up.

[Brett Veseley]

If you don't expect it. It's jarring. I don't. I do a good job. Look, everybody has an exterminator for a reason. Pest control to keep those outside when they're inside. Something's been breached. It's broken. The system is not in play anymore. We don't go let them all in. That's why we have doors and we put on the bottom of them those little strips. Yep. So nothing gets in. Otherwise you just have creases and cracks and you wouldn't care. So I don't want to hear from all the brave dudes, like, I get snakes all over my house. Sounds nice. Dude. We just leave Doors open. They have like antlers, elk and all sorts of poking their heads in. All right, I believe you. Thanks.

[John Holmberg]

Grizzly Adams.

[Brett Veseley]

Exactly. All right. Marlon Perkins. Why do you even have a house? Just live outside. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? A good one. We'll scream it together. Five eight, five nine. 800. That's the number. It's 98. KUPD. Wake up. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98. Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com look, that guy Brett brought up Guy scary during the break. For those of you who have no taste buds or a reasonable bar for quality anything, Guy ferries restaurants offering a 1999 all you can eat at the Horseshoe in Vegas.

[John Holmberg]

First of all, you gotta go to the HorseShoe in Vegas.

[Brett Veseley]

Second, all I can eat at a Guy Fieri place is half a plate of whatever he gave me before I started vomiting. Flavortown. Yes. But they forget to tell you. It's horrible. Flavor town. Like, the flavors are awful. It doesn't mean sometimes flavors are gross. Yeah. Oh, you'll get some flavor. And a lot of it is bile when it comes back. Guy Fieri. Yeah, we were just talking off there about like Instagram, like plate. Like Brady said something about alcohol company like bars and stuff. Nobody's socializing. Happy hours are. Happy hours are in a struggle.

[Brady Bogan]

And workers, you know, at companies don't hang out as much.

[Brett Veseley]

You don't do the five o' clock walk away. You know whose fault that is? Women. And that's not to say. Actually, I'm not going to blame them 100%. It's dude's fault for not reading the room. It's women's fault for ratting us out. For years and years you'd go out with your co workers to try to hook up. And then that changed and guys kept trying and women kept saying, we're not. We don't want to be harassed at work. I guess there's danger. So you can't talk to them. So we went through that whole me too thing where we stopped talking to them. And then, good lord, no, you're not going to ask anybody at work, hey, you want to go grab a drink after work? You imagine that you hit her on the wrong day, you end up in a courtroom. It's like, what just happened? I just said, she want to. Why would you think she wants to have a drink with you? I don't know. I was treating her the same way I would Brett sometimes. Brett and I Go have a drink after work. That. That whole equality at work thing has never been real at all. Because I'll tell you right now, you can't pretend to be equal at work with. With the dynamic. It's always sexual, even when it's not. Because you can't sit back, hey, Brady, Brett, let's go out and have some lunch afterwards. But I've done it. God forbid you go to a lunch with just one of the girls from sales. The other girls start talking, they're the ones that get upset. Oh, oh. You and Jen Gardner went to lunch today? Oh, like what? Yeah, we had a meeting. With what?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, wait a minute. No, the dudes are doing this. They just kind of get it. Like, it's not always about boning you.

[John Holmberg]

But if you go up to Ed and take him for drinks and it's not a big deal.

[Brett Veseley]

And I'm nailing Ed. Yeah, well, yeah, I'm bending him right over. He's gonna. When he's struggling to get in the Jeep, I'm pushing him in from behind. I'm giving Ed the goods, and he's gonna come back in there and go, God, you really hard. I'm like, sorry, Ed. Have a good day. Can't do that with any lady co workers. But that's why happy hours are struggling from work perspective is you can't take people from work out anymore. It's risky. You used to be able to leave work and work was over, and whatever happened at the Applebee's stayed like, ah, it's kind of. When I just got a little drunk. No big deal. Now it's like, no, that's a work event. You can't go drinking with these people. And you don't even remember it. You'll be in an office the next day. I did what you said something about always wanting to see my. I did. That came out of my mouth. Yes. I had been drinking and I guess some of my outside voice, inside voice, confusion. I'm sorry. It's too late for apologies. Oh, no. Now I'm pee diddy.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, they do look amazing, but.

[Brett Veseley]

Well, can I see them before I get fired? Can't do it. And you don't just get fired. You get sued. It's out. And they can't get another job. So that's why happy hour struggle is because it used to be sort of fun to hang out with your co workers, and now it's just like this tiptoe on eggshells because can't be normal like everybody. And it's arrogance. Everybody thinks their co workers want to them. That's not true. It's just not true.

[Brady Bogan]

They're also noticing it in universities. Like the professors are saying, you know, they go to class and go back home.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, well, they, they see, that's the, that's the old man.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the. Again, the commentary on the.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, but that's the old man in all of us. That's us looking at the next generation going, they're doing it. And they, they're doing it different. They're doing it different. They socialize different than us. They socialize through phones and, and iPads and computer screens and all that. That's their social. And it's not wrong. It's different. So we. The. The fastest way to make sure your happy hour is great is to put up a picture wall. Put up a very fancy wall with like wings painted on it so when you stand in front of it, it looks like you've got wings or like super amounts of flowers.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, make it like inside too.

[Brett Veseley]

Huh.

[Brady Bogan]

Outside of the place.

[Brett Veseley]

And you got to have places where people will Instagram themselves into thinking they're taking a photo that's unique, but there's 700 million of them. Yeah. And then people know the place. That's how you'll know. And then hot girls will go there. Influencers. And then the next thing you know, you've done your own marketing. You can't just have happy hour up here at Gypsy's anymore and expect a new breed of people to come in. Now, the people who almost pulled that off was that Tempe Tavern. Because they're like, we came up with a good business plan to give children drinks. And look at the business. It was booming until it wasn't. What if we started feeding people who don't have IDs alcohol? Geez, that's. You know what? That's got legs, my friend. Nobody else is doing that. But yeah, that's how you get around this. I'm sure your ma's got like a built in group of dudes in their 50s. They're going to bars.

[John Holmberg]

40S and 50s. Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

If you're looking to get happy hour kicked up with people who are in their 20s, you got to have Instagram friendly stuff. That maple and ash place has it figured out. Every nook and cranny of that place is another spot. You see girls in that side pose with their knee up in front of their other leg so they look skinnier than they actually are standing in front of some wall of flowers. Acting like, yeah, wall of flowers or.

[Brady Bogan]

A nice ivy in the background.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, something going on on the walls that should be outside but is inside. And then they take pictures and they think that they're the only ones who have ever thought of that. And then you go online and it's like 7 million people in front of that picture wall and it's a 17.

[John Holmberg]

Minute photo shoot because they got to hold the phone at the right angle so they don't look fat and can't see the double chin and everything else.

[Brett Veseley]

And well, there's nothing worse than going to a restaurant and seeing those even women who aren't Instagram crazy. You know, people our age wives can't go by a wall of like roses.

[Dave Mustaine]

We should take a picture in front of that. We have to take a photo in front of that.

[Brett Veseley]

They're drawn to it like bees to flowers. I think they want to pollinate. Chicks cannot walk past a decorative wall without wanting to stand in front of it and memorialize it for the rest of their lives. And it's never a picture they care about again. Catch. In Vegas, there's a hundred foot hallway with three stops for photographs and you can't get through. Like it bogs it bottlenecks because people have got to be in that and it's the same picture. It's the most uninteresting human beings ever. The only thing I look at with the generation of Instagrammers is how boring they are. And that's the last thing they want to be called how dull you all actually are. Some of you look great, but you're dull. You're taking the same photo 900 other people took in the same pose, in the same clothes, with the same look on your face. And there's no thought or originality or fun to you whatsoever. You are just, I don't know, one of the mono thinkers.

[Brady Bogan]

People are living just unbelievable lives.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. And that's the thing you're. Because you're boring, you have to pretend through photographs that you're having a great life. But you're boring and you know it. And that's the sad. That's the worst thing you can be. There's two things you can be that are just detrimental to your humanity. One, bad at your job. Two, dull. You're wasting it. You're a dull person and it's it. To me, I see it as a sadness. I better take some photos to make myself look happy later so I can remember how much fun I am. Look at us smiling. Back When I was younger, before the Internet. I would always judge a girl based on how many photos were on her on her fridge. That is an unhappy household. If your fridge was coated with pictures of you and your boyfriend and it was all up and down the freezer, and you couldn't open the fridge without one of the magnets flying off pictures hitting the ground, that was a daily reminder for you that things aren't so bad. You just needed to see yourself smiling a million times before you reached in and ate that last red velvet cupcake. When your fridge was covered with how happy you are, you're sad. And that's what Instagram became. The refrigerator door. There's just no magnets involved.

[John Holmberg]

Jeff brings up the. The wings on the wall. And they had. They stand in front of it.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

F. My life with the wings on the wall.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, if a woman sees wings on a wall. Yeah. She gotta stand in front of that. And you've got to take nine pic. Wait, wait, wait. Here's my phone. And she hands you a phone that immediately goes back to the home screen.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

And.

[Brady Bogan]

Or locks and locks.

[Brett Veseley]

Son of a catch. I don't have. Will you take our picture?

[Dave Mustaine]

Here's a phone that no longer works as a camera.

[Brady Bogan]

Need your face.

[Brett Veseley]

I'm gonna go ahead and just hand it back before I even look and make sure that. Did I blink?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Dave Mustaine]

I look fat in that one.

[Brett Veseley]

No, you look fat. That's the problem. It's not the. It's not the photograph. It's.

[John Holmberg]

You look Broadzilla.

[Brady Bogan]

Relax.

[Brett Veseley]

You're blocking the wings. You look like you look like a goddamn dragon with these wings. You're too big. You're not a bird. If there's.

[Brady Bogan]

You're getting off the ground.

[Brett Veseley]

No way. Only two wings is gonna get. You need those mosquito rides. The second pair behind them.

[Brady Bogan]

You're no fun.

[Dave Mustaine]

Hey, you're a dick.

[Brett Veseley]

I'm not the sad one trying to make my life look better on Instagram than it actually is. Wing walls.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, if there's a neon light on that decorative wall, forget about it. They're all doing the same exact goddamn pose.

[Brett Veseley]

I just see it, you know? Look, you can judge me on it. I'm judging you. I'm fine if you don't like my take on this, but I see you as dull the second you stand in front of that. I immediately see. Oh, no. Personality only does what she. She has no original thoughts. They. He too. Some dudes do it. He has no original thought. All you have to do to have a successful bar Today, open it in the right location and paint a wall pink. It's John Holmberg here. Time to talk about TV's Doug Hopkins of My Home Group and Doug hopkins.com, tV's Doug Hopkins. He has built and established his brand and company in a way that just has no competition. Doug's been here for a long time. He set the stand for over 25 years and he just keeps getting better. And that said, if you want to sell your house for cash to Doug as is, he'll make you that offer. Start the process online Doug hopkins.com or listen to the Doug Hopkins singers. It's John Holberg here for the amazing people at the Core Institute. Twenty years ago, the Core Institute began and it's a better way of caring for people and there are a lot of people who are coping with pain in their bodies every day. The Core Institute specializes in helping the pain disappear. And I speak from experience. Here I am now living pain free and enjoying all the things I absolutely love to do. So if you're living in pain, you don't have to anymore. The Core Institute has been here for 20 years and are going to be here for a lot longer than that. And you can stop living with pain and start saying yes to all the things you love to do. Go to the Core Institute.com Fisher Tools.

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[John Holmberg]

Or paint wings on the wall.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, God forbid you put wings on that thing.

[Brady Bogan]

The eye opener for me this year was prom.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, I mean when you went, you.

[Brady Bogan]

Went to prom high school. I did. I got to go again. That's my 17th.

[Brett Veseley]

Did you close?

[Brady Bogan]

No. But when Kirby went to prom and you basically back in the day you'd go to prom, you take. Your parents would want to take up pictures, five minutes.

[Brett Veseley]

Sure.

[Brady Bogan]

When you pick up your date or.

[Brett Veseley]

Whatever, you get a picture at each house. Yeah, that one.

[Brady Bogan]

Parents were there at the place for.

[Brett Veseley]

An hour and a half with ring lights and like poses and. Yeah, places.

[Brady Bogan]

At least an hour and a half.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. I think when you get like, you get in front of a wall, like I would paint Vishnu's arms and no middle. And watch the Instagram broads lose their ever loving minds and then. And then they wouldn't have anything else to talk about. Reincarnation and Eastern Indian philosophy and medicine from there and yoga. They'd be annoying as hell. But the 10 things that they all talk about, the categories of boredom. I just find it dull. I like original thought. I like people.

[Brady Bogan]

They got wings and neon signs. The decorative wall out front of the Planned Parenthood is amazing.

[Brett Veseley]

You know what? They should have stirrups. And like you lay down in front of the wall and put your feet up on the stirrup wall, thumbs up, and then just a blood splat on the wall. Now that. See, Brady, this is why it's fun to hang out with you. We're having a good talk about something super creative. Wings on a wall. You know what they should do is wings on a wall next to just a big white wall with wings. Baby little tiny ones. And then you hold up a doll in front of the wings and you take a picture before you go in. You're sending one to heaven. Now that's an inst. Yeah. So, I mean, they're talking about happy hours dying and you know, nobody young socializes and going out to eat. Co workers can't do it. Well, going out to eat's been replaced. They're fine. Doordash is made up tenfold for if you get a good restaurant, you're gonna be fine. There's too many places to go. That's the reason they're saying nobody goes out. That's not true. People go out like crazy. They go out like crazy. There's just. Nobody's dominating. It's just milked out. But yeah, the. Yeah, that just paint a wall, put some flowers on it, and you've got something, man, you're gonna have. They're gonna start showing up now. The problem is you're gonna have to start charging for the wall because they don't hang around and drink and do stuff like that. It'll mess up their makeup. They'll bloat. Then they got to go to that next wall that everybody goes to to take pictures. And they can't be all trashed. It's. They got to take a hundred pictures of themselves before the night's over. That's the goal. You need picture booths. You need to charge for photos. That's the future of happy hours. And then they might stick around and then you have. That's a great idea. If somebody's out there right now and you can get a warehouse space. Every five feet is another themed wall photo. Are you crazy? We call it Drinkstagram and just have a bar in the middle of Drinkstagram. And every, every section of every wall is another photo wall. They would line up. Oh, all of them would be in line like it's Disneyland. Taking the same goddamn picture in the same goddamn place as the person in front of them.

[Brady Bogan]

You could have the Insta. Insta drink around the world. Just different themes.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, and that. You have the travel section, you have the fantasy section. You pose with Marvel comic people. You have Rosewall. Drinkstagram is a great idea. Cause it takes the dull and it keeps them occupied for a full hour or two. They're gonna need to drink. Plus it gets it all out in one place. You go and copy. Go on Instagram and find a hot girl. And then her first ten pictures will be the ten places girls go. And then you just copy those. It's like the Field of dreams. This one's shaped like Fenway. This one we do like, remember, this one's in Nashville. You can do it here. Tell people you were there. Who cares? Lie. This one is in Europe. This is the wall in London. This is the Berlin Wall. This is India. And you just, you shoot them down the Instagram walls of fame. And they don't have to travel. They can do it all at your private plane wall. Yeah, a wall with a picture like they're looking out into the ocean. Turks and Caicos Beach. You can do whatever you want. But yeah, that's the, that's the future. And everybody keeps wanting to do like. Maybe it's the drink specials. It's like. No, it's not. It's. You're still trying to do what 45 year old people liked at bars. And that's over people under 28. They're not looking at bars the same way we did. And we're still trying to sell them our way. It doesn't work work at all. In fact, you should make it so a bar. You're not allowed to talk to anybody face to face. Everywhere you sit has a FaceTime screen and you can beep into that table through the FaceTime. You don't even have to walk up to a girl's go, hey, can I get you a drink? Or take your photo of doing something dull.

[Brady Bogan]

I forget which one it Was you remember you had phones at your table?

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You could call the other.

[Brett Veseley]

What was that burger place around the corner? Around the corner.

[John Holmberg]

Southern and Elmo School.

[Brett Veseley]

That's right. And it was awful. They never. I never once got anything right there.

[John Holmberg]

The big red phone there.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. You'd pick up the phone. It's like, huh. Burger, please. No mayonnaise, just cheese. Okay. And then a dude would roll over with grilled chicken. I'm like, what just happened? I like the old way. That was supposed to be the future, too. This is better than waiters. Just. You phone into the cooks. Could you imagine that today? I got my phone in the kitchen. You guys ready to. Yeah. Two around the corner, burgers and fries. Oh, crap. We'll have to write him a note. Yeah. I got good ideas for this, though. But, yeah, I've seen that before. They start talking about, you know, how do we get. These young people don't drink. Yeah, they don't. They want to take pictures of themselves. That's all they do. Have you seen them? They never aim that camera at anyone else. I let a girl at the Rah Rah room that night. She's like, are those. Those meta glasses? I'm like, yeah. She pops them off, and the first thing she did was take a picture of herself in the mirror with the glasses. Like, you didn't take a picture of anything else? She's normal.

[John Holmberg]

Cans or something.

[Brett Veseley]

She's the one I talked about before. That actually works hard. Like, she's different. But I'm pretty sure she likes taking pictures of herself. That would. If she's young. You can't get through it. Put wings on a wall. They suck in there like it's a maggot. Take a picture of me. Why? I want to look like every other.

[Dave Mustaine]

Person my age ever.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay. I have no unique thoughts. Okay. Stand in front of that wall then. Just like all the rest of you.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, man, that'd be hilarious to hear.

[Brett Veseley]

You know what? I'm gonna get a neon sign above the wings that say, you have no unique thoughts. That's so deep. Yeah. You don't get it. What does it mean? Stand in front of the wings. That's gotta mean nothing. It says the word unique, and that's.

[Dave Mustaine]

How I describe myself on my Tinder.

[Brett Veseley]

You have no unique facts. God, that's so meta. Yep, it is so meta. Wings on a wall. Vishnu dragon wings. You don't want to do the weird thing like they do in Vegas where you're actually, like, standing next to celebrities. I do. Give them credit for that. They don't try to do. They try to fool you with where they are, not who they're with. Because in their minds they're the biggest celebrity in the picture. Picture. You wouldn't put them up there and go, it looks like you're with Jason Momoa. They don't care about that. They want to be in the picture. If a 25 year old girl took a picture with Jason Momoa, the first thing she'd do when she looked at her phone is zoom in on herself to make sure she looks okay. And if she doesn't, nobody's seeing that picture of her. And Jason Momoa ever has nothing to do with who she's with. It's how she looks.

[John Holmberg]

I mean the street performers in Vegas that were talking about.

[Brett Veseley]

But no, just if you ran into Jason. Oh, that's weird. But if you like actually ran into Jason Momoa in Vegas and you got a picture with him, no girl is posting that if she doesn't look.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

It's not about who you're with, it's about where you are and what you're doing.

[Brady Bogan]

That's why they practice.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, they know the right, but it's the sadness. It's the sadness of displaying a life you're actually not living. And that's why Drinkstagram is such a great idea. Because we can put you in all those famous Instagram wall plates places. You don't have to leave Drinkstagram. You can just do it one after another after another. You don't have to travel, you don't have to spend any of the money. You don't have to try to go over to Kentucky and stand in front of that famous wall of wings. You have to go over to LA to stand in front of that weird pink wall in the warehouse district that everybody stands in front of. That thing in Milwaukee that just.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, the bean in Chicago.

[Brett Veseley]

Keep Portland weird. You don't have to stand in front and most of the time it's just graffiti art on the side of a wall. They don't like do touristy things. Except for that's now tourist.

[John Holmberg]

Go to Maryville. You want graffiti on the wall.

[Brett Veseley]

Drinkstagram. I'm gonna open Drinkstagram next week. It's too good. And all you do is pay a cover charge 25 bucks to get in. You take a picture, go around the Drinkstagram, take all the pictures you want and then at the end just sign the sheet that admits you're boring.

[John Holmberg]

Problem is they don't drink. You have to serve Adderall and Xanax instead of Cosmopolitans and Bud Light.

[Brett Veseley]

Like I can do that. I'll just go over to the Tempe Tavern and go, hey, guys, I know you can't serve alcohol anymore, so I know what you're up to. Can I get some of your Adderall? I got a big group of people coming in for photos. That is true, too. Yeah. And a vape. Like, safe vaping. They like getting stoned. And then, you know, so many.

[Brady Bogan]

So many theme opportunities.

[Brett Veseley]

Tons.

[Brady Bogan]

Gym photos.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, tons.

[Brady Bogan]

Swole.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, but that's like costume. They. They want to look. Look pretty in front of, like, Instagram profile, take your files. But all of them have something, a neon above the photo that reminds me that I'm telling these dull people how dull they are. Life is dull. And neon. They still would take a picture under that. That's so true. I have nothing to think. Yeah. If I see another girl standing in front of wing wall. For a while there, it was similar. And it's been a problem before Instagram. For a while there, it was a wife, girlfriend, fiance issue. And he started to notice. In every city. We've talked about this, in every city in America that has a decent park, somebody built the love thing. Four letters stacked on each other. You could not swing a dead cat, not hit a recently engaged girl who had dressed her new boyfriend, a potential husband, up and Merlot sweaters and slacks to match so they could sit in front of that love sign and act like they had come up with a new idea. The absolute lack of creativity and housewife, fiance, and Instagram girl brains for photography is remarkable. All you had to do for a little While in the 90s and 2000s we got engaged, was have a love sculpture, L O V E, where the lo is stacked on the ve and the L's kind of crooked, not perfect. And then they. You could not get these girls not to dress their boyfriends up and drag them over there. Oh, it still happens. It's women in their 40s. The young ones stay away from that because that's mom stuff. The girls on Instagram remember seeing the picture of their depressed moms trying to remind themselves that things weren't so bad with a photo of the family in front of love.

[Dave Mustaine]

God damn it.

[Rob]

Maybe this will spark something.

[Brett Veseley]

Look how happy we are. Love. Yeah. Think of all the things that depressed women have in their houses. You know those same plaques from Marshalls. Dance like no one's watching. Happiness is what we make it. It's always just little subtle reminders that they're depressed. Wing wall. Let's start it. Let's talk to Matthiah and maybe we'll paint up and turn her bar into drinkstagram. I'll kick in on that.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brett Veseley]

If I'd have bought the swizzle in which finally did get purchased. The price did. The price was ridiculous. The people from the Rusty Spur bought it. Oh, they'll be fine. Which is good. The price was insane. That old. That old lesbian was out of her mind trying to sell it for what she was.

[John Holmberg]

She took them.

[Brett Veseley]

She got them.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

So I was looking into that. But I did that now. Drinkstagram would have happened. That's the thing. Now a unique idea I did see is Sydney Sweeney.

[Brady Bogan]

Her bath.

[Brett Veseley]

Selling her bath water. And she's recently taken a bath and then said, you know, people would buy this. The water that cleansed my anus and body parts and armpits. And so she scooped it up, put it in cups and starting to. She wants to sell it. And I started to think, has there ever been any celebrity at all? Like, dudes talk. Like, I'd drink her bath water. I'd eat the corn out of her. We say terribly awful garbage. Is there any celebrity at all? Because I knew Brett. Because I started thinking about this. I'm like, brett will go, what is do? I'm like, geez. But I think I'd drink it. I don't think I'd keep it. It.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I'd be doing shots of Margot Robbie's bath water. Are you kidding me?

[Brett Veseley]

Cheers. I don't think it would be a memento for me. It would be a drink like. And I'd mix it. I'd like. Could I get a pitcher? Like, how much is a pitcher? Cuz then I could pour it and like put it in the martinis and then later I'd use it again. Like vodka and dua. And I drink that. I don't know that that's something that a norm. I think it means you're a serial killer. If you want that and you're not gonna. I don't think. I think when it showed up, I'd regret it immediately. How much is she charging? Does it say bucks? $8 a cup or.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, they're.

[Brett Veseley]

That's not bad. That's pretty decent.

[Brady Bogan]

I guess they're gonna do it in a bar too. Like a soap bar. Oh, because it's Dr. Squatch is the.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's what the name is. Too close to watch.

[Brett Veseley]

Water. I don't think Water Bliss.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a soap this one says it will also be available in a soap for limited time. $8 each online for the soap. June 6th only.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay. So you get to. Bar soap. So they're making soap out of her bath water. You can't just buy drinkables because it keeps saying Sydney Sweeney's selling her bath water.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

So she.

[Brady Bogan]

She brought up the point. She goes. Fans always joke about wanting my bath water, Right?

[Brett Veseley]

They're not fans. They're stalkers and murderers.

[Brady Bogan]

It's so funny.

[John Holmberg]

So dirty bath water. They're turning into soap.

[Brett Veseley]

All right. Yeah, it smells.

[Brady Bogan]

It's got an earthy moss.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Kind of smell as Dr. Squatch describes it. Morning wood.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay, here's what I need to know. Here's one.

[John Holmberg]

Did you write that?

[Brett Veseley]

No. This is all Brady puns. And yeah, here's what I need to know. Like, and you would probably want to know this for Margot Robbie, too. And Brady For. For Mrs. Butter Worth. Like, what was she doing before the bath? Is it just a regular day? Or did Sydney go hiking? Or did she. Is she. Did she break out, like, you know, Bikram yoga and, like, then did a toxic mossy, vinegary and possibly sat in a. In a sauna and put her feet in one of those things that turns the water black and sucks the toxins out and then got into the bathtub in her worst condition. Did she just get hosed? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Did RICO blaze?

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. What is going on? Where is she in the menstruation cycle? Oh, yeah. Exactly. What kind of bathwater am I getting? And is one extra or the other?

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, so this real bath water from her photo shoot. So it's after.

[Brett Veseley]

So she's clean and she got in for a modeling shoot and then said, we should sell this bathwater.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

Because it'll be like pictures she's hoping will be memorable of her in the bathtub. And you can own that. That. So it's like owning a piece of the Super Bowl's turf a little bit.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

In her mind, even though Sydney Sweeney's. She's a passing fancy for America, I think she's pretty. Like, she's got great cans. She's in good shape. I'm looking forward to her movie about Christy Martin, the boxer. That's going to be pretty good. That story is pretty remarkable. Christy Martin's story is amazing. Google it. But yeah, if selling her bath order, I need to know what she's been doing. Because if Dua Lipa, you know, just finished a show, got hosed, and was on her period, I don't want that bath water. But if she, you know, had a day at work, couple rehearsals, and just wanted to soak in a bath and relax and run on day 11 after the last bleeding, she's in the middle. Nothing bad going on down there.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I think a levitating video shoot, you'd take that.

[Brett Veseley]

That. She probably worked pretty hard there. That's a lot of Albanian sweat. What if you got it and it stunk?

[John Holmberg]

What if she was shaving her legs in that water, too?

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, it's great.

[Brett Veseley]

Got that gritty sand.

[John Holmberg]

It's like facial scrub.

[Brady Bogan]

It's dew is pumice.

[Brett Veseley]

And there's like a. And you find out she's like lava soap. You find out she's got lava. Like, she doesn't shave, so there's like a pube hair in the middle of your soap. Like.

[John Holmberg]

Well, she is Armenian. I mean, there's gonna be lots of hair in there.

[Brett Veseley]

She grows it. I think this is. This is. I think it's immediately creepy to, like, have it. Like, to desire it. So I think it's almost sort of a. It's almost like a beacon to, like, dudes. Like, I just blamed all those girls for being uninteresting. Every guy who would, like, think this is a good idea to own is borderline psychotic like you. That's. Didn't you watch Selena? You don't want to invite them closer. The fans lose their minds. They get too close. Next thing you know, they've got a taste of you with bath water and soap and stuff. And then they're gonna be standing outside the Dakota waiting for you and Yoko to come home.

[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Veseley]

Let's enter. Toledo is a great band name. It has meaning to us. That's different than. But let's Enter Toledo is a great band name, a great family. That might be the one that I go with forever. I love that. Yeah, it's just weird. Scrolling Facebook. And I was reading the headline when you started talking about it. Sydney Sweeney's Bathwater. It's happening. Yeah, it's. It's kind of going all over the. The place. This one says, sydney Sweeney will stop being popular once she stops showing her cans to us. Just like the girl from Game of Thrones. Fact. Remember the girl from Game of Thrones? The Queen of dragons, the old mother of dragons, Daenerys. Daenerys. She wouldn't stop showing us her Cans and her sweet little body. At first, she's getting railed by Momoa in the beginning and Khaleesi. And then Khaleesi at the end was like, I'm not gonna show you those anymore. And she can't get a job. I have forgotten her name.

[Brady Bogan]

She had to walk the earth, huh? When she was half. She stopped showing the cans the rest of Game of thr.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Her just hiking around.

[Brett Veseley]

Well, she was still hot. There was still hope that maybe she'd change her mind before the season was over. Like, she might be a chance. I'm done with nudity. Because for a while, first couple seasons of Game of Thrones, she was naked all the time, and it was great. And I used to know her name. I was excited for her future. Like her career was going to go crazy.

[Brady Bogan]

And you're hanging in there because stone man has blue balls. Is he ever going to get action of that?

[Brett Veseley]

In a perfect, perfect, give and take it away kind of mentality. She showed us everything. She had the crazy blonde hair and then everything we liked about her. She said, you're never gonna see that again. She went to natural like she went to jail. Like Jodi Arias's hair. It's just natural brown hair. She doesn't look nearly as good. And she won't show us her boobs anymore. It's like being married.

[John Holmberg]

I think about, what was it? Lily, the AT&T broad? As soon as anybody made anything about her cans, she's gone. Nobody cares.

[Brett Veseley]

Good point. Lily's gone.

[Brady Bogan]

And then they brought her back.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And then she was covered up in, like, sweaters and everything.

[Brett Veseley]

She looked like Billie Eilish standing in front of countertops that were five feet. Yeah, but the second she got lippy about. Is that all I am to you? It's like, hey, yes, you're the one in the tight shirts. It's not our fault. We like them. You like my breasts? Oh, we really like them. Well, you'll never see them again. All right, you're fired from AT&T. I don't even know who does it anymore. I think it's just some little orange blob. Hey, I'm Lippy from AT&T. I don't have. But if I did, I'd show them to you. That's right. The second Sydney Sweeney gets a little full of her. And I gotta hand it to Sydney, so far, she's like, this is where my bread's buttered. Are you crazy? I got good ones and I'm showing them.

[John Holmberg]

Props to her.

[Brett Veseley]

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[Brett Veseley]

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[John Holmberg]

And then there's the flip side of it, too. The ones you wanted to See? And then you seen Drew Barrymore and.

[Brett Veseley]

You'Re like, oh, Drew Barrymore, Christ.

[John Holmberg]

Put the top back on.

[Brett Veseley]

There's the tough one. And her career changed for all men. She became she. You know what's crazy about that?

[Brady Bogan]

I wanted syrup.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, sure, yeah. Because you had your Buttersworth fancy again. That's. Yeah, I think I was with you on that one. I think I'd bang Mrs. Butterworth first. The crazy thing about Drew Barrymore's career was. And it was boob related. I'm an observer. I see things for what they really are. I'm not going to try to dance around it. Drew Barrymore was a. A lot of dudes had their eyes on Drew Barrymore. She was kind of sexy, she was flirty, she's fun. She very cute. She showed everybody her flapjacks and Playboy boy. Shortly after that, she became like a hero to only women.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

Dudes just got off the train and.

[John Holmberg]

Jumped off the train. It was. They didn't wait for even the train station.

[Brett Veseley]

She had to become girl power. Cool. Like she was no longer a sex symbol. She's now girl power. Drew, like, she was the tough one in Charlie's Angels. She was still pretty.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Her only love connection was with Adam Sandler.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. But she had to go do mousy everyday girl stuff instead of. Because she was going down the road there for a little while.

[John Holmberg]

It was like poison ivy.

[Brett Veseley]

The girl next door. Sexy mess. We like this. And then we saw him. We're like, goodbye. No more of you. Jamie Presley's gonna do poison Ivy 3 and we're gonna like that more. And then I think even Alyssa Milano's tried poison ivy in one of the Poison Ivies and showed her case fans she spent. She got a discount on her boob job.

[John Holmberg]

Who Drew?

[Brett Veseley]

Melissa. Oh, I was gonna say Drew Alyssa Mulatto. Because she did a movie where her boobs were out and they were like. It looked like a cross eyed kid.

[John Holmberg]

Like terror reeds.

[Brett Veseley]

No. Oh, God, no. They're still very. They're good.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. One. It was like, you know, I felt like I was supposed to like find the North Star. Like there was like. Like it was a compass. I was trying to read a compass. Like, well, I was pointing this way. I don't know what to do. I think we're heading west. It was like a. When you're out of town and you try to get on the freeway in a town you don't know and you see arrows to streets, you're like, ah. That was what her Nipples were doing this. One says left and that says right, but they both say Crenshaw. I don't want to get on the wrong Crenshaw.

[John Holmberg]

Crenshaw.

[Brett Veseley]

Muffin, you don't want to go down the wrong Crenshaw, no matter what city you are. Three roads. You don't want to go down the wrong way in all three cities. Medgar Evers Boulevard, Jesse Owens Boulevard, and Crenshaw.

[John Holmberg]

And MLK, too.

[Brett Veseley]

Well, MLK can have some moments where it's around cities. Medgar ever's in a neighborhood every time. You don't ever want to get lost on Medgar Ever's Avenue. MLK can have some sketchy ones, but there's a few like Washington. He's got a good road. He's got a nice space in D.C. well, for D.C. see, Chicago, he doesn't know in Chicago. He does not.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brett Veseley]

And plus, you're close to where the White Sox play, so everything in that area is.

[John Holmberg]

Well, even Chris Rock said the same thing. You want mlk, you run.

[Brett Veseley]

But you don't want to get lost on those. Crenshaw is one in every major city. Crenshaw is never in the nice part of town. I don't know why. I bet you there's no Crenshaw in Upper Arling.

[Brady Bogan]

Nope.

[Brett Veseley]

Y. I bet you there's no MLK in Upper Arlington. There might be a Jesse Owens Boulevard where you are. Or an Archie Griffin.

[Brady Bogan]

They just have an ML. Martin Luther Boulevard.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, yeah. Almost sacrilegious, but not quite. He was decent. Yeah. ML Boulevard's good. Yeah. Upper Arlington would put ML Carr from the 80s Celtics up before they do any. Like if. But only if he's from there.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. It might been. Have. There might be.

[Brett Veseley]

They do tributes to local people and Brady's original hometown, so I'm surprised. I'm surprised Tom Bogan doesn't have a road.

[Brady Bogan]

Torp Court.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, Torp Court. Does he have one?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, but you have it all ready to go in case the city calls.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, we're ready.

[Brett Veseley]

That's smart. Anyway, I want to take a picture in front of Wings with you right now so badly. It's not an original thought, something I saw once, and I want to copy it completely.

[John Holmberg]

There is an MLK in Columbus.

[Brett Veseley]

We should. Oh, yeah. Columbus has one for sure, because. And there's Buster Douglas Boulevard.

[John Holmberg]

That's not Vernon Avenue.

[Brett Veseley]

You don't want to. You don't want to get it lost on Buster Douglas Avenue either. And I'm sure you don't want to hang out there. I'm positive. No, no. Yeah, I'm positive. Your city.

[John Holmberg]

So that holds true, then.

[Brett Veseley]

You name something in the right area. Buster Douglas has a street in Columbus. Right? Right.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think so. They might have given an honorary, you know, like.

[Brett Veseley]

Like the Diana Tausi orange. But he has something. Watch the watch. He.

[Brady Bogan]

He was given a key to this.

[Brett Veseley]

Watch the Buster Douglas documentary of. Of him coming home after beating Mike Tyson at the airport. Oh, my God. Airport security failed miserably that day. The tarmac is just chock full of Columbus.

[Brady Bogan]

Mount Vernon Avenue was empty that day.

[Brett Veseley]

Empty. And I thought if they don't name everything after Buster Douglas and Columbus, today they're taking Columbus down. So. Yeah, Columbus gets too excited about itself. I'm sure they've got a. Buster Douglas has a lot of stuff or he's eaten places. And there's a picture of him still.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

Loads of that. Yeah. We don't do that too much. Alice Cooper is our guy that we. But I don't think we get that excited.

[Brady Bogan]

Any former Buckeye that had a decent career.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Like, yeah. I mean, I'm sure Archie Griffin is like, there's like his footprint.

[Brady Bogan]

Emeritus.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. Like, everywhere he's walked, they've painted a little X, like for each foot. That's. He's. Yeah, He. He's God out there. Anyway, I think I would like to call the Upper Arlington Chamber of Commerce and suggest they name something Crenshaw after Ben the golfer. Yeah, that's right. That's what they would do. He has golfed here. He was on the Scarlet track. I think he did a good. Let's do it. Because everything there's named after Jack Nicklaus. Everything. Everything. And if not, a couple of things.

[Brady Bogan]

He actually got his nickname from.

[Brett Veseley]

I know. They. They assigned everything to him. This is that and that's it. It's crazy that you would keep your nickname the Golden Bear because you're high school stuff, like me being Mustang Johnny. Yeah. I would cut that out the second I was an adult human being. Stop calling me the Golden Bear. That was high school, you weirdo. It's all Mustang Johnny. Don't. I've accomplished so much since I got out of high school. I'm not tied to that anymore. But that's the way Ohio works. What do you got on the big board of musical treats there, Bert?

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Veseley]

I just like the Planned Parenthood ideas that are coming through my emails for the wall, the photo wall wall. Because the young people getting abortions still have Instagram and they still. I wonder, just as a test of their dullness, if you did paint wings on the side of a Planned Parenthood wall, if they if more of them because they're all going to take a picture. I wonder if they take it before the abortion or after, way in or way out.

[Brady Bogan]

When do they actual ones? And then you'd have people that are also joking around about it.

[Brett Veseley]

Sure, sure. Yeah. But I'm saying all I. All I know is it's moth to a flame.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

If you paint wings on a wall, no matter where it is, you're going to get attention. Most women getting abortions are Instagram havers. They can't walk past wings on a wall. I wonder if they're going in for one of their abortions, if they would take it before or if they'd be like on the way out. I'm going to knock that picture out because it can't not do it.

[Rob]

It.

[Brett Veseley]

I wonder going in today. I wonder if they took the picture before. I betcha 60% before, 40% after. But they're getting a photo at that Planned Parenthood wing wall. I want to test that out so bad and then just sit in the parking lot with some popcorn and a couple of beers and just laugh for hours. Oh, she's getting out of her car crying. Oh, she spotted the wing wall. Oh, she's in her pose. She took the picture. Oh, she's crying again. She's going back in. Tough day. At least you got the wing wall picture.

[John Holmberg]

What do you got up there out on the list? Airborne the Hives Countdown to shut down, guys. So just because it's been a while.

[Brett Veseley]

Damn it.

[John Holmberg]

Avenge Sevenfold Ghost Three Days Grace the Cure Boys Don't Cry for Reggie Garbage. Stupid girl. For the photo wall. Broads Soil Static X Shined Down Cypress Hill, GNR Corn, Van Halen.

[Brett Veseley]

I can't get past Countdown to Shutdown. If it's up there, I'm playing it.

[John Holmberg]

All right, let's do that.

[Brett Veseley]

Shut down by the Hives. This is such a great song. It's a banger. It's Countdown to Shutdown right here. It's the Hives. Their album came out a couple years ago and I still love the name of it. The Death of Randy Fitzsimmons. Just a great album by a Swedish band. That just sounds like they'd. If you, if you knew them, you'd probably be like, hey, you guys want to set up in my garage and just play for a little bit? Like hell yeah. And they would play. Play three hours worth of the best music you've ever heard.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not coming here. But we're going to see. We're going to travel to see them, actually.

[Brett Veseley]

Where are they?

[John Holmberg]

They're Denver and California.

[Brett Veseley]

Sacramento.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

In September. We're talking about that too. All right. Yeah. That's the Hives. It's outstanding stuff. It's 98, KUPD, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[Brady Bogan]

98.

[Brett Veseley]

Still streaming. Homberg's Morning Sickness [e-mail] wow, Brady, 15 seconds before we go on the air. You hit me with that one. Just give us that little fun fact once again. That was fun. Brady's given us little treats before. We'll keep it as a fun fact. Okay, we'll get it from. He just hit us with that right before. And all I could think about was a bloodletting and just a complete slaughter. The bravery of the very first person to try that. Anyway, coming up at 8 o' clock, we got the man cave upgrade. We'll give you that word you can text in. Try to qualify for our man cave upgrade from our great friends over there at Prestige Billiards. Man, we've got some good stuff. All the things for your man caver. It's. It's an insane package. That's so much the pool table, the ping pong table. You get the smoker, you get the air hockey table table. What am I missing there? And then you go over to the.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Veseley]

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[Brady Bogan]

Did.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. It's pretty cool. Braze got it at his house. And he also also blocks, well, one side of his patio so his TV doesn't have glare and his neighbor can no longer gawk at him while he's in his hot tub. Which I'm sure Brady was very concerned about Laser doing. But just in case Laser got. Oh, you know, Laser's wife was the one you're really worried about with the wild eye for you.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she, she always is checking me out.

[Brett Veseley]

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[Brady Bogan]

Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world. We've made it. Happy international hug your cat day.

[Brett Veseley]

All right. I will grab your. Give it a squeeze.

[Brady Bogan]

A couple of baseless fun facts. I'll open up with one. You were just told Christine Jorgensen.

[Brett Veseley]

Good stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Would have been 99 today. 99 years old.

[Brett Veseley]

99 years old. This woman that's a hundred years almost.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady, she didn't make it born in 1926. She was George Jorgensen before undergoing the first ever sex change operation in the US 1952.

[Brett Veseley]

She was the first one, I believe Eisenhower was president trailblazer.

[Brady Bogan]

That woman, 26 years old.

[Brett Veseley]

That dude agreed to be the first person they tried to carve a vagina into.

[Brady Bogan]

Chop it.

[Brett Veseley]

I want this off. I'm like, who did he talk to first at the doctor's office? I got something going on in my mind. I think you're gonna just hear me out. I'm a doctor. I've heard just about everything. I want to cut this off. I want you to carve in a vagina. I'm sorry, what?

[John Holmberg]

Jesus Christ.

[Brett Veseley]

Jesus Christ. I thought this. What are you, from a Tolkien book? Get away from me.

[Brady Bogan]

And did I wonder if at the time, he had to go through some stuff to allow the doctor to be able to do that by, you know, in the US you had.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. I wonder if it was in the U.S. was it?

[Brady Bogan]

It was in the U.S. first ever in the U. S. 1950.

[Brett Veseley]

So they had done a few of. Probably over in France, where things were weird.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

And then they just brought that technology to us. But even still, you think about first. The first time you do anything is a little scary. Like, even me building this furniture at this house. The first one takes 30 minutes. And then if I've got, like, the chairs, I had to. Next three were like, well, I've done this now. There's no longer. I don't even need the instructions. I get it. The first time is brutal.

[Brady Bogan]

It's just. Just a giant scar.

[Brett Veseley]

As the doctor, I'd just be shaking. Yeah. Oh, it. It had to be cartilage. Like, you look at it the first day. It's a little long, isn't it, doc? Well, you know, I've never done it before. Yeah, I guess that's where the phrase measure trice twice, cut once comes from. Yeah. How long are these supposed to be? This. I shouldn't have gone. This is 11 inches long. I overdid this.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like a ball glove.

[Brett Veseley]

I think you started cutting too close to the belly button, sir. Yeah, that's a big one. I don't know what we've done here, but you know what? Nobody's gonna bang this lady anyway. She's disgusting.

[Brady Bogan]

According the FBI, the number of bank.

[Brett Veseley]

Robberies, the balls, the blood, so much they didn't know what was gonna happen when he started hacking that off. I wonder if they practiced on cadaver.

[Brady Bogan]

And just knowing how many ccs they can put in there for the.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, for cans.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

Did they do that then? I don't think they did that yet. I think they just hormoned you up and you grew your own. I think that was.

[Brady Bogan]

I wonder.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure back in the 50s, that was pre stacking, but that's. Yeah. And then you. Yeah. Oh. Oh. So much blood. So much blood. And that. Just what did it look like I want? And again, like in. As a cadaver. Brady. The way you believe. There you are, looking down on your body. I lived a pretty good life.

[Rob]

Body's a temple There it is my.

[Brett Veseley]

Mortal coil as it lays still and throws of death.

[Dave Mustaine]

Who's that guy?

[Rob]

What's he doing to my legs? Wait, hey, hey, that's fine.

[Brett Veseley]

You just look down because that's what all you religious people think you do. You go to heaven. You just keep watching like we're a TV show. Can people from. Can you talk to people at your next meeting? Guys, we got to stop assuming that grandma and grandpa don't have anything else to do. If heaven's so great, why are they still watching this? You'd think they have fun rides up there, that they would be preoccupied with time. They're not watching your grandkids throw touchdowns and they're just not doing it.

[Brady Bogan]

I would just like it to say, hey, I. I don't want you looking down right now. Yeah, can you take a little time.

[Brett Veseley]

Off like I always say? Like I always say to all the people. To all the people that try to think, well, Grandpa's looking down at me. Do you think he knows when you're gonna do good things, or does he sometimes eat? Let's take a peep in on Toledo and see what it. Oh, Jesus. He's waffle stomping his into the drain.

[Brady Bogan]

So proud.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, crow. He crapped in the shower. Oh, God. Get your thumb out of your ass. Why is he wearing a Kaiser helmet? Helmet.

[Dick Toledo]

And if that were true and I'm in the shower, I'd be like, sorry, gramps.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, you should apologize to your grandfather every time. Seen that you heal in a turd and waffle stomp it into the drain. I don't do it, but I've heard about this. And it dawned on me the day I heard somebody go, sometimes you crap in the shower.

[Dick Toledo]

Wasn't it Brady's buddy?

[Brett Veseley]

Didn't.

[Dick Toledo]

Didn't he do it?

[Brett Veseley]

First time I ever heard was on the Zone when I was on the radio station and I was sitting in with the night guy for a little bit and some dude called him and said. Because he said, what's the weirdest thing you do every day? Back when radio was like, well, it still is over case lecture. Like, here's today's topic. What's the weirdest thing you do in the shower? And some guy called him sometimes I. I'm like, what do you do with it? You waffle stomp it through the drain. And then. And then other people called, like, yeah, you don't. No. It's a debate whether or not I'm gonna pee in the shower. Now I lose that debate a lot of the time because the water makes me have to go.

[John Holmberg]

People got no clue.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, that's disgusting. Disgusting.

[Brady Bogan]

That walked in on her husband, evidently. And he wasn't waffle stop again.

[Brett Veseley]

He was letting it float.

[Brady Bogan]

He dump it in the shower and then toss it in the toilet from the shower.

[John Holmberg]

He just pick it up and throw it in there.

[Brady Bogan]

Pick it up.

[Brett Veseley]

Or something. Yeah, he's doing Kareem Skyhook into the can.

[Brady Bogan]

I still question that. That she just found him. Basically, he putting over there.

[Brett Veseley]

And I'm literally about to go, why.

[John Holmberg]

Didn'T she get divorced?

[Brett Veseley]

Why do you still. Yes, they did. And why do you still talk to that guy?

[Brady Bogan]

I know met the guy, okay. That knew this. She knew the.

[Brett Veseley]

The girl she walked in on married and he pooped in the shower.

[Brady Bogan]

And he was newlyweds. She never knew this.

[Brett Veseley]

But he hand shoveled into the toilet.

[Brady Bogan]

That was his room.

[Brett Veseley]

Was it a nice shower glass or was it the curtain? And the toilet's right next to the shower. Hopefully he can reach over.

[Brady Bogan]

He could reach. There's no, like, itching. Yeah, because I'm picturing.

[Brett Veseley]

Over the shower rod.

[Brady Bogan]

No, we told him it was a sky hook back in the day. Oh, like there's no way. Because you wouldn't have enough time.

[Brett Veseley]

Why not lock the door?

[John Holmberg]

Just kill yourself. You got no class.

[Brett Veseley]

Do that later.

[John Holmberg]

No, beforehand.

[Brett Veseley]

It's not that one day.

[Brady Bogan]

You thought you locked the door.

[Brett Veseley]

No, you didn't. You're dumping in the shower. So every time you're in there, you know, double fort knocks that bathroom make pull the door. Double check. I'm gonna take a huge in the shower. I share with somebody. Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

The first African American to win an Oscar for something other than acting was the 1971.

[Brett Veseley]

Isaac Hayes music. Okay. And by the way, going back to my original point, if you are pitching your turds into a toilet from a shower at the end, have the decency to point off and go, grandpa's looking down on Me at least do it in bad times too. Like I hate when athletes point to the sky. Have a decency to kill yourself looking down at me. Oh, and then there's that. And then go look down on us from heaven, cuz you're awful. But yeah, I don't like the oh, he's look. They're looking down on us. No, they're not. There's fun. Like if I picture you're having fun rides and buffets and you never get fat and you're always happy and you run. Why would I look back down and see what Brady's doing? Doing Baboo and Popple chick are so disappointed. 90 of the time they turn it on the Brady Channel. You're not doing much of anything good.

[Brady Bogan]

No way there, Brady.

[Brett Veseley]

Tell me what you did yesterday that you'd be proud of your grandparents for seeing. Before you say the big achievement, think of the things that they probably saw. Oh man.

[Brady Bogan]

Unbelievable.

[Brett Veseley]

Like the time you reach down and you're like, is that blood? Oh my God.

[Brady Bogan]

That didn't happen.

[Brett Veseley]

I'm wiping too hard. Grandpa saw it. Popplcick was looking. Stop saying they're looking down on you. Because if they know when you're doing good stuff, they don't need to look.

[Dick Toledo]

Cause that's next.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think I hear replay of.

[Dick Toledo]

Big Ben pointing to the sky. That's all I think about. Him, his grandpa watching that bar.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. Oh yeah. When he's getting blown while Max Stark stood outside the door and guarded for. Yeah. I used to hate when Big Ben would point to the sky. He had a shirt on that night with a devil on it.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. The pictures of him drunk with this picture of Satan's head on shirt. And I'm fine with that. But don't two days later throw a touchdown and go. Thanks, Jesus. I know you were watching me. No, he wasn't. Nobody's watching you from the corner. Nobody's you. And then, I mean, you think that God's like, yeah, pointing back down. You got it. He's not nobody's w. Grandma and Grandpa aren't watching you from the clouds. Morning sickness. Are you looking for your next career opportunity? Interested in a position at one of the most state of the art steel mills in the world. CMC is hiring immediately at CMC Steel Arizona in Mesa. Open positions with a $5,000 sign sign on bonus include automation specialists, industrial electricians and industrial mechanics. Join the next generation of steel makers.

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett Veseley]

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[Dick Toledo]

An equal opportunity employer.

[Brett Veseley]

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[Brady Bogan]

The reason Hitler shaved his mustache down to a square. Because he had trouble fitting regular mustache into a gas mask.

[Brett Veseley]

That's the reason firefighters can't have. They've got those crazy mustaches. Dashes. Not Hitler ones. No, but the handlebars.

[Dick Toledo]

The handlebars. Because the seal goes over that.

[Brett Veseley]

It's kind of neat.

[Brady Bogan]

Now they got this full face.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, they just go over the full gauge.

[Brady Bogan]

So you can.

[Brett Veseley]

But they still can't grow beards. You know, that's why presidents can't have beards. It's because of which is JD Vance's thing. He's got a beard, so I don't know if they have a plan for him.

[John Holmberg]

Was Steinbrenner running things or what?

[Brett Veseley]

No sideburns, no beards. Just in case there's a good gas attack at Yankee Stadium.

[Brady Bogan]

Earlier this morning we talked about the Scripps National Spelling Bee champ Faison. Here are America's 10 most misspelled words. Definitely separate, necessary, believe through gorgeous neighbor.

[Dick Toledo]

Fast food is the problem for through.

[Brett Veseley]

T I T. Well, there's T, H, R E, W. Right? There's ough.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the one.

[Brett Veseley]

There's the U match.

[Dick Toledo]

Because everybody just goes through.

[Brady Bogan]

Neighbor, business favorite and restaurant.

[Brett Veseley]

Restaurant throws people. Huh? Because there's a U in it.

[Brady Bogan]

Now this is also the most challenging word for each state.

[Brett Veseley]

What's Arizona's People. All right, that's today's word for what? That's it.

[Brady Bogan]

That's it, people.

[Brett Veseley]

Because AJ Screwing that up. P E E, P E, L. Sad.

[Dick Toledo]

Thing is, you're not wrong.

[Brady Bogan]

Illinois is. Congratulations.

[Brett Veseley]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

Indiana taught.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, T, A, U, G, H, T. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Montana.

[Brett Veseley]

Hold on. Appreciate people is today's word text. Nine, seven, Nine, three, six. For the man cave upgrade, you can qualify by spelling the most misspelled word in Arizona. People. According to the script, Howard spelling be people. People is the worst word. Arizonans in Ohio.

[Brady Bogan]

Crochet.

[Brett Veseley]

There's a lot of old people there. C R O C H E T. I'm basically in India.

[Brady Bogan]

According to a study published by the American Medical association, kids breakfast cereals have gotten even less healthy over the past 15 years. They looked at the newly launched cereals between 2010 and 2023 and found an increase of total fat per serving of 33%. Sodium content increased 32% and sugar almost 11%. In fact, the average amount of added sugar is so high that a single serving of children's cereal is more than 45% of the American Heart Association's total. Daily recommended. Just a lot of crap for children. They get 45% in that one. In one hour.

[Larry McFeely]

First hour.

[Brett Veseley]

Your kids are fat. I've seen your kids. They all got fat. Fat. It's your fault. Parents.

[Brady Bogan]

The old school cereals. This is all new cereals that launched 2010 between.

[Brett Veseley]

What new ones have come out since 2010? Yeah, that's what.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they had a list and that's what I was wonder too. They didn't show a list of cereals, but they said they considered 1200 children's cereals that were newly launched in that time frame.

[Brett Veseley]

1200. Wow. There hasn't been any there's ever to dig them smacks. They have the Sugar Pops. What? All of them are the same ones that when I was a kid, I haven't seen new cereal.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm trying to think of one that would be.

[Brett Veseley]

There aren't any. I went down the cereal aisle the other day. Golden Grahams, Honey Grahams. They're all there. All of them are the same ones. Sugar Pops.

[John Holmberg]

Life Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[Brett Veseley]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

According to Gemini. Marshmallow, Fruity Pebbles. Marshmallow Cocoa Pebbles. Magic Fruity Pebbles. Fruity Pebbles where the milk turns blue when added.

[John Holmberg]

So it's like the Fast and Furious. They just keep making worse versions of the original.

[Brett Veseley]

So I didn't look at like that. I just saw Fruity Pebbles. I just assumed they'd been there the whole time.

[Dick Toledo]

Kellogg's Pops mix it. Mix and match concept for ready to eat cereal cereals.

[Brett Veseley]

It doesn't say. I don't even know what that is. I've seen the one where they just threw them all in a box. Yep.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Just combined them.

[Brett Veseley]

Oops.

[Brady Bogan]

All bears checks mix Sunday is national Dinosaur day. So someone pulled over 5,000Americans and asked, would you go to a real life Jurassic Park?

[Brett Veseley]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

29 said yes, definitely. 50 said no way.

[Brett Veseley]

Well, if the movies.

[Brady Bogan]

21 said, I think about it.

[Brett Veseley]

If the movies are right, it's coming to you. Eventually we're gonna have they get loose.

[Brady Bogan]

20, 26. Our first woolly mammoth.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, I know. I don't like this at all.

[Dick Toledo]

You're counting down.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, Brady would be like riding it, feeding it pumpkins.

[Brady Bogan]

I think, you know, if it was just you're hiking around, you know, you're not in a safari vehicle or something like that.

[Brett Veseley]

You do that?

[Brady Bogan]

No, I wouldn't. I'd want to be.

[Brett Veseley]

You think the safari vehicle is going to save you?

[Brady Bogan]

You got a better chance of getting away.

[Brett Veseley]

No, you don't. They take that thing and pitch it.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not going in. In the safari vehicle to see T. Rex.

[Brett Veseley]

What are you gonna see?

[Brady Bogan]

Brontosaurus gonna stop you source. Oh, well, won't it's gonna swing around.

[Brett Veseley]

Why would a brontosaurus not stop like a cow, right? Why a cow? You're hoping the cow the size of a building. Why would you go.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm just. I know.

[Dick Toledo]

You go absolutely.

[Brett Veseley]

Quiet down. Dumb. Why would a cow the size of the Empire State building not accidentally stomp you? Well, why are you safe?

[Dick Toledo]

Because he's a whisperer.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I've grassed my hands to feed it.

[Brett Veseley]

You know that little snack pumpkin and grass like I put leaves on my suit.

[Dick Toledo]

In your head behind the trees, isn't it head the size of a car.

[Brett Veseley]

No, but dummy just said I wouldn't walk around, but I'd get in a jeep. Why? That's the stupidest thing you've ever said.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd get out of the way of a brontosaurus.

[Brett Veseley]

You would not. You are a brontosaurus. You're not getting out of the way. It would be an even fight. You're not exactly fleeting.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not fighting a brontosaurus.

[Brett Veseley]

It's like trying to move from a moving red would.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm far enough away. I'm not going to go pet the brontosaurus.

[Brett Veseley]

Nobody said you would. But if a brontosaurus, you're also not in control of where it is. So you're on the road in a.

[Brady Bogan]

Tree, you know, just like in Jurassic park. And it sneezes on me.

[Brett Veseley]

This. How many times have I warned him over the years, like Brady, this is for you. Don't touch the wildlife. If they had a Jurassic park, you'd be the first dead guy you'd be the Christine Jorgensen of that.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd have to see the setup. How are we going through the park, Mark?

[Brett Veseley]

That you'd have to assess.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, if it's a.

[Brett Veseley]

That's a lot of arrogance right there. I'd have to take a look at the escape routes. You're done.

[Brady Bogan]

Not the ex. Just.

[Brett Veseley]

What do you need to. What do you need to look at it for?

[Brady Bogan]

The setup is about maybe, you know, you're overlooking it from, you know, on a. Top of a cliff or something and looking down.

[Brett Veseley]

Right. You wouldn't. And then they had. You would get in.

[Brady Bogan]

Platform.

[Brett Veseley]

You'd get in. You can't.

[Dick Toledo]

You can't control your urges now.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, yeah, you would.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd zip line. Right on.

[Brett Veseley]

We've talked to you about ziplining. You've had trouble with that in the past.

[Dick Toledo]

I went to that. The wildlife park outside Prescott.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

And they have a. Like a giraffe there. It sticks its head in the bus that you're in.

[Brett Veseley]

So if.

[Dick Toledo]

If it just goes like this, it's knocking you around.

[Brett Veseley]

The fat lady from Thousand Pound Sisters got bit by a camel or a giraffe or something, head in and bit her on the arm down to the bone. Right? Well, no, I don't know. I didn't. I didn't watch the show. And I don't think you can get to her bones. Okay, fair. But you can't do this. You're banned from the Jurassic Park.

[Brady Bogan]

I came close, but, you know, I fed a male giraffe.

[John Holmberg]

Huge.

[Brady Bogan]

And there's no barrier.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay, well, giraffes aren't exactly meaty.

[Brady Bogan]

That was a big animal. But you did think about it. Like I could swing around. Yeah, but luckily I had snacks for it.

[John Holmberg]

Thank God.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the.

[Dick Toledo]

That's the piece.

[Brett Veseley]

If Brady had an. If you were ever to run write Brady's autobiography, it would be called Luckily I had Snacks.

[Dick Toledo]

That is perfect. We need to write that parody song.

[Brett Veseley]

Luckily I Had Snacks is Brady's. That's it. Because it saves the day.

[Dave Mustaine]

Thank God I carried those pumpkins on my belt or that hippo would have had me.

[Dick Toledo]

Brady, I love you, but you are a thousand percent petting a brontosaurus.

[Brett Veseley]

100%. You heard him. His first reaction. Well, I wouldn't.

[Dave Mustaine]

I wouldn't do it on foot.

[Brett Veseley]

But if I was in a safari vehicle from a brontosaurus, which legs are bigger than our building, you. So you think you could run away? You couldn't even get from one. You couldn't run from one side of his leg to the other before it stomped you. If it's just walking towards you, it's not looking at you. You're an ant.

[Brady Bogan]

And if that's my destiny, then.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, God. Oh, geez. You brought in the Lord again. That's my destiny. What kind of plan does your God have for you? If it's getting stomped out by a Brontosauru in 2027, be the first.

[John Holmberg]

You got a better chance of getting away on foot than you do in a Rubicon. Yeah, I think you can grab it a lot easier.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, the Rubicon's just one big squish, and it's going straight line and you're dumb.

[Brady Bogan]

Honk the horn.

[Brett Veseley]

Honk the horn. The brontosaurus looks down from 30 stories. Oh, squish. Hello there, little friend. Brady's the brave little ass. I could get around him. He's not that big. All right. See ya. Meanwhile, John the ant's just shaking his head. Dumbass.

[Brady Bogan]

And now it's time for some science news. Hello, my friends, Professor Brady Bogan here with your science news. We still don't know why we can't tickle ourselves. Researchers in the Netherlands are doing a deep dive into it.

[Brett Veseley]

About time.

[Brady Bogan]

Fun fact, the scientific term for aggressive tickling.

[Brett Veseley]

Rape.

[Brady Bogan]

Gargoyle.

[Brett Veseley]

I was aggressively tickled, your honor. Oh, no. We have a new word for that.

[Brady Bogan]

Scarga. Lisa.

[Brett Veseley]

I'm just gonna say. Right. Mine's better.

[Dick Toledo]

Think you could use that as a defense, judge?

[Brett Veseley]

I was.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes, we were together, but I was just aggressively.

[Brett Veseley]

It was an aggressive tickle that got out of hands.

[John Holmberg]

What do you want me to do?

[Brett Veseley]

In fact, her name is Gargalesis. I mean, she was asking for it. You've seen how she was dressed, sir. It was a ripe for an aggressive tickle.

[Brady Bogan]

Two of the most destructive. Destructive types of termites have started mating in South Florida, creating a sort of super termite.

[Brett Veseley]

Great. Good for Florida. Florida needs that. Not like hurricanes are enough to take down your buildings.

[Brady Bogan]

A study found hummingbirds have evolved to have thinner, longer beaks. And it's all because of hummingbird feeders. It got popular after World War II, so it took them less than a century to evolve the beaks.

[Brett Veseley]

I'll never not laugh at word World Two.

[Brady Bogan]

World War II.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, you got the world in there. Every time you'd say it. The first time, it's word war. World War II. Damn it.

[Rob]

Word war.

[Brady Bogan]

Where the SpaceX rocket explode?

[Dick Toledo]

Another one couple days ago.

[Brett Veseley]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Test flight. Yeah. A couple days ago, astronomers found a perfect sphere in Deep space.

[Brett Veseley]

How do they know? What do you mean how do they know? You know, it's perfect.

[Dick Toledo]

It's a billion miles away.

[Brett Veseley]

You don't know. You know any. You're worse than him. You don't know anything about. About what? Maybe it's like right there like holy cow, it just jumped up on us. Be careful man.

[John Holmberg]

Here comes another exactly space traveled talk like yesterday.

[Brett Veseley]

How do they know? You have the nerve to question astronomers and Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Wait a minute. What did I just say?

[Brett Veseley]

He's got kind of a cocky face. But what he's going to say next is arrogance. Here we go.

[Brady Bogan]

A study found Uranus looks a lot different than 20 years ago.

[Dick Toledo]

That look, that was not confidence.

[Brett Veseley]

No, it was the look of I got you guys. All right, move on.

[Brady Bogan]

Uranus looks a lot different than it did 20 years ago.

[John Holmberg]

What's Izzy doing?

[Brady Bogan]

People who study say the structure has changed. It's also gotten paler. The Uranus is bleached.

[Brett Veseley]

Nobody's laughing, nobody's playing along.

[Brady Bogan]

Just science. And that's your science news.

[Brett Veseley]

If it's science you'd be saying Uranus. Can't do it.

[Rob]

Can't do it. It's too wacky.

[Brett Veseley]

John.

[Dick Toledo]

I look forward to Brady Flintstone doing his zip line down the brontosaurus tail.

[Brett Veseley]

I get in a safari vehicle. He says that'd keep me from getting stomped out. Yeah, right.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a woman named Christine Connell. She's trending after she claimed her ex boyfriend fart gave her a sinus infection that lasted seven years.

[Brett Veseley]

Was she the same one that said she got is it also got some sort of staph infection in her eye. Well I saw something about this the other day. It was an X like the dude farted on her and she got really.

[Brady Bogan]

Sick from the heart that just had surgery on her ankle and was staying in a hotel with her boyfriend. She was in bed and he was naked getting into the bed and he ripped one she says so ranked she'd never smelled anything like it. She didn't say how long ago they broke up. But shortly after that fart she developed a sinus infection that stuck with her ever since. Doctors couldn't figure out what was causing it. But she recently had a culture done and the results showed she had E. Coli in her sinuses.

[Brett Veseley]

He didn't fart on her by the way. That's not a fart I yeah, he knows that was a.

[Brady Bogan]

They were doing some bacteria that's living in her nose came from her boyfriend's colon.

[Brett Veseley]

I she was doing a little Anal Angus and got. And maybe.

[Brady Bogan]

She said that a follow up video in a follow up video that the antibiotics haven't knocked it out yet.

[Brett Veseley]

Yet.

[Brady Bogan]

She might need surgery.

[Brett Veseley]

Why go public with this? Keep this quiet lady. Exactly.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she.

[Brett Veseley]

Hey, stop it. I want to break up. It's great revenge on an ex, though. If you can manage to somehow get your feces in her nostrils before you leave, that's a pretty good move. Aggressively tickle her and then get out of there.

[Brady Bogan]

Got a couple of radio videos.

[Brett Veseley]

Hit the bricks. Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

The first one, you make the call here. This is a guy urinating and he hits a power.

[Brett Veseley]

Electrical science music still going.

[Brady Bogan]

Real or fake?

[Brett Veseley]

Okay, it seems standing next to a pole that looks a little suspicious backed. Oh, oh, the pole is live. That's fake. That's fake. He keeps pe.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know.

[Brett Veseley]

That looks pretty fake. It's bad acting.

[John Holmberg]

This fall is just terrible.

[Brett Veseley]

He takes a step back cuz he.

[Dick Toledo]

He braces.

[Brett Veseley]

He tries to brace his fall. All right, all right.

[Dick Toledo]

You needed us to convince you.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Veseley]

Thanks for that.

[John Holmberg]

Can only go up from here.

[Brett Veseley]

Even if it was real, it wasn't good.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, here's the street. Knockout.

[Brett Veseley]

Got a traffic stop. There's a cop sitting next to a car. There's a guy getting out of the passenger seat and a cardi B. Impersonator walking towards him. Let's watch the soapy life. Oh, okay. Dude just yelling at another. He's yelling at the cop. The cop has come over. Evidently there's. Oh, the cop. Left hand closes him.

[Larry McFeely]

Yell.

[Brett Veseley]

He was right too, because the dude was a. He was aggressively approaching the cop, perhaps for a tickle, and. And he took one. Just a Bullshit.

[John Holmberg]

Now where are we?

[Brett Veseley]

What is this a different country or.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, it is.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, it's Mexico, okay, Because the cops are dressed a little like Gestapo.

[Brady Bogan]

That's how they are down there.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay, man, he ain't messing around. He shuts that guy's door. Eight pounds of pressure on an open jaw will turn a man to sleep. Remember that when you're fighting next time to keep your jaw, jaw, your mouth shut.

[Dick Toledo]

And all 300 pounds of him hits the brick.

[Brett Veseley]

Doesn't take much to knock a man cold when his mouth is open.

[Brady Bogan]

Not even seeing it from that bow.

[Brett Veseley]

They always say that in UFC fights and stuff. Oh, he's breathing with his mouth open. They're not saying that to say he's tired. They're saying it because he's now at severe risk of taking a light shot and going to sleep. He hit him in the right spot. That cop hit him in the right spot because jelly roll went down.

[Dick Toledo]

Last one's not coming up.

[Brett Veseley]

Ready?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, hang on there.

[Brett Veseley]

We got it. Okay, there we go.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a bus accident, but I like the Metallica.

[Brett Veseley]

We're inside the bus. There's a video in a bus. The bus clearly hits something. Everyone inside the bus goes forward on the beat.

[Rob]

Wow.

[Brett Veseley]

To pusiste el centurion. Did that say killing hundred year olds? Because that's what it looked like anyway.

[Dick Toledo]

That is.

[Brett Veseley]

Was that it, Brady?

[Brady Bogan]

That's it.

[Brett Veseley]

All right, now, Brett all ready to go.

[Brady Bogan]

He's got it. He had a day off.

[Brett Veseley]

So this could be the word again real quick. The word again. Quiet, quiet. The word again again is people. 9, 7, 9, 3 6. That's what you're texting before we get to Brett's videos. Text the word people working the whole time. 9, 7 9, 3 6. Before I turn my head towards the screen, I just want to let you know I love you all and that the word today is people. And you could qualify for the man cave upgrade from our friends at Prestige Billiards. Az. Now, as I turn, it looks as though there is a giant.

[Brady Bogan]

And it's one minute fat woman on.

[Brett Veseley]

An incredible sinus infection. Oh, God. All right. It's a huge fat lady on the face sitting on the face of a small Asian man, and she's grinding her baby hole on his head and his. He can't fight back. This is like Brady trying to fight a brontosaurus far. He's trying to get out, though. He's trying to fight on. She put her butt on his face and she's farting on. She's doing it again. Oh, she's got badass. She spread her ass cheeks and put her poor dude's faces between her ass cheeks. He's trying to tap. He's trying to. Trying to tap out. It's the UFC fight that won't act. Where's Big John? Where's the ref? Somebody needs to pull her up. Oh, quit. Jesus.

[Brady Bogan]

That's it.

[Brett Veseley]

That's it. And you know what? That's a closer is called Brady and the brontosaurus. That's the best case scenario of what would happen if you at that park.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God.

[Brett Veseley]

Wow. Let's take another look. All right, let's do it now. We'll try not to react as loud so we can hear the sweet sounds right now. It seems to be going well. The floor is squeaking. Yeah, they're not on a Bed. The floor is actually giving way. It's when she decides to do this button. God. Oh, my God. He's fighting so hard and losing every second.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm trying to tap out the best.

[Brett Veseley]

He's battling there. Oh, is that a woman underneath? Yeah, I can't hear that.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett Veseley]

And one lady got a sinus E. Coli infection, and this person's. Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

Man.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's how it happened.

[Brett Veseley]

Happened. The things we do for love.

[Dick Toledo]

Close up shot. Brett, you're not beating that one.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, you might like walking in the rain and the snow.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I mean, that one's entertaining.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, definitely, but you got something that.

[Brett Veseley]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know.

[Brett Veseley]

Here's number two in Brett's Friday videos.

[John Holmberg]

It's Friday, so, you know you got.

[Brett Veseley]

The extras this week? Sure. All right. It's an Asian lady, and she's being. She's being bukaked by two gentlemen. Not a Japanese film. Nothing's pixelated. But she is Japanese.

[Brady Bogan]

He's got a do not resuscitate tag on his wrist.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. Just in case. And she is in a Sailor Moon shirt, and she's doing something. Oh, here's another guy. He's. And she's holding the bowl. So everything's. Everything's leaking down into a bowl.

[John Holmberg]

Just dripping off the face.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, that's right.

[John Holmberg]

Skip in a little bit here.

[Brett Veseley]

Scooch, scooch forward a little. Get to the chorus of whatever.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you want the course?

[Brett Veseley]

No, no, no, no, not yet. I want to say slow build. Well, now, she's very shiny. I'll say that. Her face is very shiny.

[John Holmberg]

And that bowl's getting filled.

[Brett Veseley]

And the bowl is full. There's a lot of dudes in this room. And by the way, the room is a graded floor for drainage.

[Dick Toledo]

It's got the Tony Roma's bar mats in it.

[Brett Veseley]

Yep. Easy to clean.

[John Holmberg]

Hose off behind the red velvet, too. Look at the.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, red velvet ropes. You don't want to. She's lined up and she's sitting like Caleb would sit from the Shriners convention. Her legs are all akimbo.

[John Holmberg]

There's some.

[Brett Veseley]

Is she sick? All right. You're pouring the pan into a glass of what appears to be 20 to 30 men. That's a good. That's 12 ounces. That's a soda. That's a soda. Cans worth of man. Of plenty of different. Oh, don't do this, lady. No, I'm gonna get the bucket. Don't do it. Oh, she's holding the beaker. She seems to be enjoying this. What did your father do to you? You that put you in this spot? Oh, she's holding it. Is she blind? I imagine she is, from all the stuff that's in her eyes. Oh, my God. Oh, she's gonna drink it. She's gonna drink the whole 12 ouncer of bottoms up, dude. Don't do it, lady. Don't do this. Oh, God. It's a slow burn. Oh, my God. No, don't get to the.

[John Holmberg]

Look at it.

[Brett Veseley]

Just so slow. It's so strong. It's so slow. Just a taste. Oh, she just got a nipple to make sure she was likes it. Okay, she's just sipping it. Either do it either do it in one hit. Don't. Don't milk this, so to speak. Oh, Lord. There, it's all going down. Oh, she's got another. Each sip. Oh, my God. Brady. Brady. Her grandparents are looking down on her, right? Yeah. All right, that's plenty. Stop. I can't. I can't see it anymore. All right, that's enough of it. Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

We'll just. Oh, I mean, it's. It's tough to top the first one, but this one won't do it. But we'll just do this. This is a. Okay, it's a forest horror. We'll just call it the way it is.

[Brett Veseley]

Forest horse. That's new. She's a. Her ass is up. I don't know what's going on. There's a. Just wait. I'm gonna have to watch this. Are those quail eggs? They're putting milk and quail eggs in a woman's butt in the middle of the woods. And she just fires out like 18 eggs. Eggs. Oh. Ow. He just breaks a chicken egg on her ass.

[John Holmberg]

On her rosebud now.

[Brett Veseley]

On her head. This is the worst Billie Eilish video I've ever seen. No, she's just cracking eggs on a lady. That looks sort of fun. The second half of that was pretty funny.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, that's a forest horror.

[Brett Veseley]

18 to 20 quail eggs stuffed in her butt. And they came piling up like. Well, that's that. And then the dude just took. You know, expensive eggs are now too. That was an expensive video.

[John Holmberg]

That's a Bailey Road. It goes Forest Horror.

[Brett Veseley]

I think I love her. Yeah. When she started getting regular eggs smashed on her head. It's like, oh, you are kind of fun.

[Brady Bogan]

Little David Attenborough.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, he smashed. Take a look at the forest hall. She's quite a girl, this one. Watch him crack an egg on her rose bat.

[Brady Bogan]

Interrupted Laying eggs.

[Brett Veseley]

Look at this. The penguin watches from a distance. Oh. But a predator awaits. Brontosaurus. And Brady comes shooting through the scene. Our attention is quickly diverted from the forest hall to a fat man running from a brontosaurus. Oh, he's gone. All right. Well, thanks for that.

[John Holmberg]

The fat probably still hard to beat, though.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna. I'm struggling with that one. The farting and the dude trying to tap out. He felt bad he got himself in that situation. That's why you don't date thick women. You never know when they're gonna. Thick or thick. Thick. You never know when they're gonna snap. Try to kill you with their ass crack. You don't want to find out. She's vengeful and fat. There you go, people. That's today's word. According to Scripps Howard. Arizona has the most trouble spelling that word over all others, people. 97936. That's it. And we'll draw a winner a little later. Big Rob's coming in a second. It's 98K upd, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erected. Still streaming. Homberg's Morning sickness [e-mail]. Look at this. Skinny Rob is here. Who is this guy? Rob, Where'd you go?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know this man.

[Brett Veseley]

I don't know this man. In. In my phone. You're a Big Rob. Get on the microphone. You gotta pull that thing down. What's the matter? What's the. Out of you. Jesus. He's so skinny. His brain doesn't work anymore. You've lost blood flow to everything. Where'd you go?

[Rob]

Listen, just. Good life. Good life.

[Brett Veseley]

Is it. Or heroin. What is happening?

[Rob]

You know, when I. When people say that, they're like, are you on Ozempic?

[Brett Veseley]

Are you.

[Rob]

I just, you know, probably about year and a half ago after one of my doctor visits and just getting.

[Brett Veseley]

Getting. Oh, and I'm.

[Rob]

I'm in good health. I'm a diabetic, but that's good health. So she said. She said, you know, you just, you know, if you want to make a change, make a change. So.

[Brett Veseley]

But we never did. That's not what she said. Things were going.

[Rob]

No, no, it wasn't because I wasn't that big. I mean, you know, I was overweight, but, you know.

[Brett Veseley]

But what was your biggest weight? You're a big dude.

[Rob]

Well, I mean, back when you probably. You guys first met me, probably about. About 270.

[Brett Veseley]

You were only 270 I'd have. I honestly had to guess a little bigger.

[Rob]

Whatever. That's.

[Brett Veseley]

That's.

[Rob]

That's wps, that's white people thing. That's white people.

[Brett Veseley]

How did white and white people stuff get involved?

[Rob]

Oh, I thought you were bigger.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, wow. We know weight. That has nothing to do with race.

[Rob]

My God. Yeah, but it's just. Still, you guys are bringing up like that.

[Brett Veseley]

You never ever go to a carnival and see anybody but a white guy guessing weight.

[Rob]

Yeah, but exactly. And then you don't hear like. Like Mexicans, everybody's heavy, you know, like it's true. Hispanics, black folks, you know, you don't want to talk about their weight.

[Brett Veseley]

So you lose it all in a year. Yeah.

[Rob]

Gym.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Different diet.

[Brett Veseley]

You look good.

[Brady Bogan]

Every tan, laundry.

[Brett Veseley]

I always worry that when somebody loses that kind of weight, it's because the doctor told them this is it or not.

[Rob]

And that's what I said. That's what everybody always says. You okay? You sick?

[Brett Veseley]

You must.

[Rob]

And then I actually lost. I actually gained some back going to the garage gym, you know, because it was. I was. I went down to probably about almost 180.

[Brett Veseley]

No kidding.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

Where you at now? You're about 2.

[Rob]

No, 195. Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay. Yeah, There you go. It looks good. Good for you. Congratulations. Was. It was. So something life altering had to happen. There's. Nobody just drops weight like that.

[Rob]

Yeah, we had.

[Brett Veseley]

So you're not sick.

[Rob]

Yeah, we had.

[Brett Veseley]

The doctor says you're not gonna die. Would this do?

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

No. Am I wrong?

[Rob]

No. You know, that's. That's part of it. That's definitely part of it.

[Brady Bogan]

It's in the equation.

[Brett Veseley]

Heartbreak. Or is it I can't afford food anymore.

[Rob]

No, no. I'm not like, you know, I'm not like Doug Hopkins.

[Brett Veseley]

What does that mean?

[Rob]

Situation where you. You pay a lot. Every month type of thing.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay. I see you're not there.

[Rob]

I pay, but I don't pay that much.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay, good. Yeah. And Doug argue about. Because you didn't make as much. You don't want to get into that.

[Rob]

Yeah, I don't want to get into that. That was pocket change.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. Pissing match for Doug. You don.

[Rob]

Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

[Brett Veseley]

So that happened. So there was life changing events that occurred that made it. So it's like, oh, I gotta get back to being a different.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Rob]

I live in a different life, you.

[Brett Veseley]

Know, Live in a different house. I'm guessing.

[Rob]

Not in the apartment downtown. You still got the apartment.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, we still Haven't. Haven't been down there for a little bit.

[Rob]

Have you. Have you changed the mattress yet?

[Brett Veseley]

I turned it over. I'm still really out of.

[Rob]

I gotta.

[Brett Veseley]

You know, here's the big.

[Rob]

I have one to send over, but you're not gonna take it, and I'm gonna have to deliver it.

[Brett Veseley]

You. I don't want your sadness mattress.

[Rob]

No, I'm.

[Brett Veseley]

Well, you. You're.

[Rob]

You're on the.

[Brett Veseley]

I'm on the worst mattress.

[Rob]

You're on the worst mattress. I send you a new one.

[Brett Veseley]

That's okay. I don't know how to get furniture up there, and.

[Rob]

Well, I know I put all the furniture in.

[Brett Veseley]

It's nearly impossible to get anybody to do that. Elevator that gets the furniture.

[Rob]

Freight elevator in the back.

[Brett Veseley]

For those of you who don't know the H and H Ranch, you were the original cohort with Doug Hopkins in that apartment. You were with him. That's how I met you. Yeah. And that's. Yeah. So then when you left, for whatever reason you left, I took over your space, and your mattress was coated in blood and God knows what it was. It is there.

[Rob]

I told. We went to that story already. I. That was because Doug was letting. He was having orgies there and everything else Diddy style. Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

Don't Make Me Picture TV's Doug Hopkins having an orgy thing. You think he had freak off baby oil.

[Rob]

You don't want people driving on the 10 now looking at Dub Hopkins saying, oh, that's the orgy guy with the bloody mattress.

[Brett Veseley]

Yes, I do. Yes, he'll be listening. He said he can sell you.

[Rob]

He'll sell you a house and I can sell you a mattress.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. We haven't told you. Big Rob's here. You're opening. You're with Gary Owen this weekend.

[Rob]

Yeah, I'm still on tour with Gary Owen. So we're Tempe and. No, we're at Santa Blas.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, downtown. Okay. You're standing downtown and you're there all weekend long. And Gary's. And he's coming in later today.

[Rob]

Yeah, he comes in later it.

[Brett Veseley]

Today and he went through a divorce. Like, I don't know. I don't know where your situation is, but he went through a divorce.

[Rob]

Went through a divorce. And. And it was kind of. It was kind of nasty for him, but, you know, he.

[Brett Veseley]

He.

[Rob]

He got through it. You know, that's. I guess that's what people do.

[Brett Veseley]

We have a video of him with a girl recently. Because he likes them bigger, right?

[Rob]

No, I thought he liked black.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, I know, I know. But he likes thick black girls, right? I thought he liked bigger ladies. And we have a video that proves otherwise.

[Rob]

I'll show you.

[Brett Veseley]

I'll show you in a second.

[Rob]

You know what? His fans, I mean, come in all shapes and sizes.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Rob]

And has admirers and all of that.

[Brett Veseley]

So. Okay, so. Yeah, so he's. He's gone through quite a bit. His life changed. But watch this. This is a video of Gary at his last show.

[Rob]

Yeah, you guys ain't right. You guys a.

[Brett Veseley]

Is this why you lost weight? This is a steady diet. Of what? You were wrong. Oh, wait, wait for it there, Rob. You're gonna like the end. Here it comes. Just thought we'd share that with our guest.

[Rob]

See, you know what it is when you get older. I say, I don't watch porn for the sex. I'm looking for the story. I want to see what the room. What kind of furniture they have.

[Brett Veseley]

Did they Wayfair it? Is it nice stuff? What are we looking at?

[Rob]

Did they talk? Did they talk to each other before I look?

[Brett Veseley]

You know what? I look. Look at the views. And I try to assess, like if it's a rental or if they're. I'm. I'm now into the real estate. Yeah.

[Rob]

Yeah, you're in the real estate appointment.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, if it's a hotel, I can recognize something.

[Rob]

And me too. Because I. Like I said, I own a company that installs furniture and sells furniture. So I'm like, is that a hotel that I build it?

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. Is that.

[Rob]

No.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, yeah. It's weird to see that.

[Rob]

Is that the agent?

[Brady Bogan]

That's one of my pieces.

[Rob]

The H and A ranch, you know. Is that my old room?

[Brett Veseley]

Is that your furniture in the ranch? In the H Ranch Company?

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

I didn't know that.

[Rob]

Yeah. Everything.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay, well then, yeah, send me a good new wrapped up mattress. I don't know how to get it up there, but I'll get it.

[Rob]

I'll change it out. Yeah, because I keep on saying that, but then. Then I wait a year and a half to get back on on there and then.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, and then you're gonna. What do you mean? You wait? You can come in anytime you want.

[Rob]

Yeah, well, I know I can, but there's nobody here. I gotta. You made me wait. You don't make Fluffy wait downstairs.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, we make fluffy way down 20 minutes. Heck yeah, we do.

[Rob]

You don't even have a receptionist anymore.

[Brett Veseley]

No know. That's how bad radio's got radio. We're fine, but most of it's done. Yeah.

[Rob]

Well, you. I'm sure you carry.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, we're carry here. We're it. That's it.

[Rob]

You're it. That's what I said. I'm like radio. What's that? I told people, hey, I'll be on radio. They're all online.

[Brett Veseley]

That's still a we. We're online, too.

[Rob]

Most online is the best thing.

[Brett Veseley]

That's the only way to go. Doug also said, ask Rob about the Kentucky Derby.

[Rob]

Oh, my gosh.

[Brett Veseley]

What did you do at the Kentucky Derby?

[Rob]

So, you know going to the Kentucky Derby. Right. So I was blessed to go with Doug. And from friends, they didn't warn me. No Spanish people at the Kentucky Derby.

[Brady Bogan]

Only the little Mexicans either riding.

[Rob]

But I got dressed. I got dressed. I didn't know if I was at a pimp festival or. It was. It was the last dance at the Titanic. Because white people really dress stupid for this. Big hats, big hats, different colors that don't match. It looked like a wedding. Like a white wedding.

[Brett Veseley]

Did you get in to the dress?

[Rob]

Oh, yeah. I had pictures and everything. I still got pictures. Me dust.

[Brett Veseley]

You know, Only Hispanic person there.

[Rob]

I'm the only Hispanic people looking at me like I was the help. But I was dressed. I mean, I had a purple hat on, white suit.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

But that's not unusual for you.

[Rob]

The old me.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, the old you. Yeah. All right.

[Brady Bogan]

So you walk down to the stable, see how far you could get to the.

[Rob]

But listen, so, you know, they're always looking for bars.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[Rob]

So what happens is we get separated during the day.

[Brett Veseley]

So.

[Rob]

So me and Doug get separated, my brother and. And, you know, kk.

[Brett Veseley]

You know? Yeah. Oh, Kevin. Yeah.

[Rob]

So Kevin, they get separated. Like, we'll. We'll find a bar for us. So they're working, walking down Louisville, and all of a sudden they text us, hey, we found this place. It's over on so and so street.

[Brett Veseley]

Right?

[Rob]

So we're like, okay, me and Doug start heading over also. 10 minutes, 15 minutes later, we get a 10 text. Hold it. Don't. Don't come.

[Brett Veseley]

Right?

[Rob]

We're like, what happened? And they send us a text, the name of the bar. And they went in the bar and everything.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[Rob]

It was weird, though. They couldn't get it. The name of the bar was Triangles.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay.

[Rob]

And they really didn't understand the name. And then they went to the stool. Excuse me.

[Brett Veseley]

The.

[Rob]

To the bathroom. And they're at the stall and the urinal, and there's a picture of. And it's triangle spirit. Belt T R Y angle, okay? And then it shows like a silhouette of a guy behind another guy. So they found a gay bar but didn't know until they were there for 15 minutes. Meanwhile, me and Doug are running there and they're like, yeah, come over the triangle. And I'm like, I'm like, what type of wps is this, man?

[Brett Veseley]

That's why you're so skinny.

[Rob]

Why? Because of triangle. I got a gay lover.

[Brett Veseley]

You get the eight?

[Rob]

Well, I got the eight, you know, but you know what, you ever seen those medical commercials? Like, I'm watching the drugs. I'm watching porn one night. It's ghetto porn. You ever watch ghetto porn? Ghetto porn has commercials, right? So I didn't know it was a commercial. So I'm watching the porn, all of a sudden it's a commercial. It's all a bunch of people dancing. Everyone's nice and they have nice outfits. There's a DJ in the music, and there's butterflies and there's flowers. And I'm like, man, this is a happy place. Then you see a guy walk over, good looking, looking white guy. He walks over and he's dancing. I'm like, man, he got rhythm, you know? Then you see the black guy walk over and he puts his hands around his waist from the back. I'm like, oh, crap, this is the HIV commercial. But everybody was so happy. And you're like, damn, I want hiv. Have you ever seen a commercial like, I want. You know, everybody's happy on this commercial.

[Brett Veseley]

Every singing and dancing for jar.

[Rob]

Because they're protected.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, yeah. They're lowering their. They're loving every second of life. Yeah. I like the big tarvy one with the giant Indian in the dress and he's marrying a little tiny guy and they go all the way through. If you watch the commercials, there's a storyline developing and it's love. They met with hiv.

[Rob]

Shut up. Is love.

[Brett Veseley]

It's love. It's hiv because they can't give it to each.

[Rob]

They got it already.

[Brett Veseley]

Can't catch it twice. Can't catch it twice.

[Brady Bogan]

Can block it.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, yeah. And now they got stuff that makes it so it doesn't get worse because.

[Rob]

It doesn't get worse.

[Brett Veseley]

That's it.

[Rob]

If somebody dies from HIV now, you know, they don't have medical insurance, you.

[Brett Veseley]

Know, like, because that's like dying from a cold at this point. Yeah, we kind of cured AIDS and nobody talks about it.

[Rob]

Well, cured aids, we cured Covid, you know?

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. It's all gone. And nobody celebrates it.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody Talks about vaccine. So still.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, but the AIDS cure. You think now that we got commercials saying if you got hiv, it's cool. We can. We can.

[Rob]

We can dance.

[Brett Veseley]

We can dance parties.

[Rob]

Screw each other.

[Brett Veseley]

Don't be sad anymore.

[Rob]

Don't be sad.

[Brett Veseley]

As a nation, we never celebrated the. The. We cured it.

[Brady Bogan]

It's pills and vaccines. That's the big money.

[Brett Veseley]

Well, we did.

[Rob]

We did celebrate it. They gave. They gave gay people. June, they get Pride Month starting Sunday. You see nothing but guys in. In. In wife beaters, you know. Never seen so many rainbow flags. Rainbow flags are the worst. I. I used to love rainbows. I won't. I won't play.

[Brett Veseley]

You don't like them anymore?

[Rob]

It's like a gay code.

[Brett Veseley]

Like, you can't have it any. They took the rainbow.

[Rob]

Can't wait. Guys can't wear more than two colors. You wear three colors. It's. It's some gay gang stuff. Oh, blue, yellow, red. Oh, he takes it in the. He takes behind on Thursday.

[Brett Veseley]

Too many colors.

[Rob]

Too many colors. You do.

[Brett Veseley]

You're flashing gang signs.

[Brady Bogan]

Got to be careful.

[Rob]

He likes. He likes to threesome.

[Brett Veseley]

He go south side, so to speak. Big. We can't call you Big Rob anymore. No, you call you Rob.

[Rob]

It's going to be. It's midlife crisis, Rob.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay? Midlife crisis, Rob. What's going on in your life that makes. Like, what is. Where's the light at the end of your tunnel?

[Rob]

The light would be because.

[Brett Veseley]

Are you. Are you in it? You're in a pickle, right? You're in a mess.

[Rob]

I'm in a. I'm in. It's not a mess. It's all handled now. You know, I went through a business mess for a while. I had a company try to do a hostile takeover, so. Almost put my business out of business.

[Brett Veseley]

No kidding.

[Rob]

Yes. I had to survive that. Y. I got some. Some great employees and partners.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[Rob]

So now my. My business is. Part of it is in a merger then.

[Brett Veseley]

And we.

[Rob]

We've expanded. I got a furniture company.

[Brett Veseley]

So you're moving.

[Rob]

Can I promote the furniture company? If you guys go to totalaz.com t O-T-A-L-A.com. we have a wholesale. So I buy from manufacturers.

[Brett Veseley]

Beautiful.

[Rob]

And I mean, we can get you whatever you want. I mean, the tariffs don't affect us.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay.

[Rob]

About the Chinese.

[Brett Veseley]

And you don't even deal with the Chinese. You know, no Chinese people have ever set foot in Totalaz.

[Rob]

No, no, no. We have a warehouse in Phoenix. Okay, Go to the website you'll see what we, you know, some of the things we have for sale.

[Brady Bogan]

It's residential land resident.

[Rob]

No. Well, we have c. Some used office, but mostly it's all residential patio.

[Brett Veseley]

But in the meantime, mattresses stand up going the whole time.

[Rob]

So I'm on tour. I've been on tour and then house in Hawaii. I have my house in Hawaii.

[Brett Veseley]

That's my getaway.

[Rob]

That's why I gave up. That's why I, I sell my, you know, sell my tickets to the Sun's games.

[Brett Veseley]

It's cuz you don't.

[Rob]

Yeah, because I'm in Hawaii whenever I'm not on tour.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay. Is that staying yours?

[Rob]

What?

[Brett Veseley]

The house?

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah. It shares right now.

[Brett Veseley]

This is uncomfortable. Every time I ask you rub your, your heart. I don't like that. Every time I ask you a question, you don't like your hand rubs.

[Rob]

You know, I can only tell you guys be grateful that you don't go through.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay, so don't, don't, don't.

[Rob]

But it's good. No, the house in Hawaii. I was, I was just there. Yeah. Back to the HIV commercial.

[Brett Veseley]

Anyway, let's get back something happy. Let's talk about HIV some more. I like that when I'd hit a nerve, you just, you literally rubbed your heart like they were like, you need to defibrillator to take over.

[Rob]

Yeah, no, no, the tour, the tour is great.

[Brett Veseley]

I mean I didn't ask anybody.

[Rob]

Dallas, eight shows sold out in Dallas. We'll sell out. We're in.

[Brett Veseley]

Does Gary have any advice for what you're going through? Because he went through a big thing. What's his advice?

[Rob]

He doesn't, he does. He really doesn't have any advice. He just, we just kind of look at each other like two sad guys.

[Brett Veseley]

You're up, dude.

[Rob]

But he's good. But he started his new life already because he just had twins.

[Brett Veseley]

He did?

[Rob]

Twin boys.

[Brett Veseley]

I didn't know that.

[Rob]

He'll talk about it on stage. You guys come out tonight.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay?

[Rob]

You hear a little bit about his life. Now she has twin boys. They great.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay.

[Rob]

A royal in Rome. They're, they're funny. So. Yeah, he lets you guys know about that. So that's, that's the big thing in his life.

[Brett Veseley]

It's a couple of just sad middle aged dudes starting over.

[Rob]

Starting over. But I listen, I live a great life. I have some great friends.

[Brett Veseley]

This is what people who kill themselves say right before the.

[Rob]

No, no, really, I, I, you know, I had some things going on. Sibling. But listen, I have One daughter got married. The other one's getting married in a couple months. I'm expecting. Expecting another grandchild.

[Brett Veseley]

Nice.

[Rob]

Any day now. All right, so you guys are good?

[Brett Veseley]

Everything's fine. You're just going through. You got a little bumpy road.

[Rob]

Bumpy road.

[Brett Veseley]

All right.

[Rob]

Everything's great.

[Brett Veseley]

You've lost all that weight.

[Rob]

I lost all the way. So maybe I'm, you know, I'm funny, but in a different type of fun.

[Brett Veseley]

You're on Victorvy.

[Rob]

I'm not taco enchilada funny, you know?

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. You're no longer. Yeah. Hitting us with that more.

[Rob]

I'm more, like I said, middle age. Talk about stuff, you know. Can we say retarded? Is that one of the words are you talking about?

[Brett Veseley]

Actually, no.

[Rob]

No, not like. Like the stuff we do, like making.

[Brett Veseley]

Fun of retarded people.

[Rob]

Going to Starbucks.

[Brett Veseley]

That's retarded.

[Rob]

After 35, going to Starbucks is retarded. Because if you don't know Starbucks lingo, they look at you like you're retarded. Right? I'm like, yo, let me get a coffee. They're like, what's a coffee? Point to the side. Nothing on the sign says coffee. You don't know Frappuccino.

[Brett Veseley]

That's true.

[Rob]

You know La Pacino. I'm like, I just want a coffee. My dude, he goes, I'm not your dude. I'm like, what are you? He goes, I'm your barista. Like, you make $13 an hour, you retarded barista.

[Brett Veseley]

What are you talking about?

[Rob]

What kind of milk do you want? What kind of milk do you have? Oat milk? Goat milk? No, I said, what about breast milk? You guys got baby milk? I just want freaking milk in my freaking coffee. That's retarded.

[Brett Veseley]

That's. That's that. It's true.

[Rob]

That goes on now.

[Brett Veseley]

All right. What happened to your finger? I'm supposed to ask you that, too.

[Rob]

Oh, my.

[Brett Veseley]

I just saw it again. You have a thumb that's turned into.

[Rob]

A lizard, though, that.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, yeah? What happened to it? It's your.

[Rob]

Smash it. I played lacrosse. You know, I played lacrosse in college, too, but I played lacrosse in high school. We were walking. We had to carry our own equipment off the field.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[Rob]

And I was walking down the stairs carrying equipment, and I slipped and it smashed the tip of my finger, and.

[Brett Veseley]

It is smashed into a cartoonish, like, joke thumb. When Fred Flintstone hurt himself, that would happen.

[Rob]

Well, you do it. How do I do it?

[Brett Veseley]

Where's your nail?

[Brady Bogan]

There's no nail.

[Rob]

So that's what ended. So you go like this.

[Brett Veseley]

You're actually going to pull it off.

[Rob]

Then you go like this. You know.

[Brett Veseley]

That's right.

[Rob]

I learned when I was 15. It had a little jagged nail. So it. It. We just cut it off because it wouldn't grow back.

[Brett Veseley]

It's just mushed.

[Rob]

And then. That's a long. That's a piece of my behind. I was a kid.

[Brett Veseley]

That's a piece of your ass. To cover that.

[Rob]

Ass itches. I just scratched they.

[Brett Veseley]

So they took a chunk of your ass skin and put it on your thumb.

[Dave Mustaine]

Put it on my.

[Rob]

The thumb.

[Brett Veseley]

No kidding.

[Rob]

Stayed. And then it just stayed fat.

[Brett Veseley]

It's huge.

[Rob]

Looks like it's a little stubby.

[Brett Veseley]

And you have used it for pleasure. Oh, it's a.

[Rob]

It's a little.

[Brett Veseley]

It's in the. Yeah, it's the back door one, too.

[Rob]

Well, yeah. I. I don't.

[Brett Veseley]

It's like a little light bulb.

[Rob]

The back door. The back door is.

[Brett Veseley]

You stay away from that.

[Rob]

I stay away from the back door.

[Brett Veseley]

How come?

[Rob]

Because I know what comes out the back.

[Brett Veseley]

Not all the time.

[Brady Bogan]

And it's not.

[Rob]

No matter who you with. Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

That's how they.

[Rob]

I don't care how pretty she is.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, she poops. Yeah.

[Rob]

Stuff comes out the back door.

[Brett Veseley]

You don't trust her to clean that up. Comes out.

[Rob]

Clean it up.

[Brett Veseley]

Hey. Stuff comes out the front door.

[Rob]

Yeah. It's like having artificial grass and your dog goes on it. You can spray it, but it still smells like this, you know, like.

[Brett Veseley]

All right. I guess you can look at it that way because I think the stuff that comes out the front's just as bad.

[Rob]

You could deal with that. Yeah. That's the same time I could deal with the front. I'm. Man, that's.

[Brett Veseley]

That doesn't bother you?

[Rob]

That doesn't bother you?

[Brett Veseley]

Some will go right in there.

[Rob]

Some will go in there. I mean, it won't be nothing like a toothpick in there, but.

[Brett Veseley]

Rob, a Big Rob. I'm gonna keep calling that. Big Rob is opening Gary Owen Big Rob this weekend. Stand up live if you want to go standuplive.com. leave us with words of wisdom, sir. Tell the world how to be better.

[Rob]

You know what? What I'll tell you is as crazy as everything in politics. Comedians don't touch on politics. Politics.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[Rob]

But the thing that never changes. Right. Government changes. Health. You know, like being healthy. Lost a lot of people. I see a lot of people that I'm with. They're here today, gone tomorrow.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[Rob]

So that. That was probably my biggest driving.

[Brett Veseley]

So you started getting a little scared that you were going to be a cautionary tale.

[Rob]

You know, I lost both my parents in their 50s.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay.

[Rob]

Yeah. You know, Doug. Doug had the pleasure of knowing my mom when she was alive. And I think, yeah, he met my dad. My dad died of hypertension. Attention. In his 50s.

[Brett Veseley]

No kidding.

[Rob]

Died of lung cancer. You know, she was a heavy smoker. And it was one of those things like, I want to outlive, you know, then I. There's people that I see that outlive their lives.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[Rob]

People that just take better care of themselves.

[Brett Veseley]

There you go.

[Rob]

You know, so that's basically. You know what? And then. You know what.

[Brett Veseley]

Why do you keep looking at Brady? Stop looking at Brady. Just talk to us. Brady looks good.

[Rob]

You crazy? I'm.

[Brett Veseley]

I'm. God, his eyes are gone too.

[Brady Bogan]

He's got perfect vision.

[Brett Veseley]

Vision. My God, the man is blind, too. He's lost it all. This medicine you're on, this OIC is killing yourself.

[Rob]

The mental health of it is perfect. Yeah, like, that's the comedy part.

[Brett Veseley]

I'm.

[Rob]

I'm funny as.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm funny as crap.

[Rob]

You know, you come out because you.

[Brett Veseley]

Can'T say, I know what. You could. I know what you're gonna say. Yeah.

[Rob]

I'm saying if you come out, people that come to see me, it's great because I. Like I said, I told you guys. They put. I. I actually saw. I'm signing now to shoot my new comedy special this fall.

[Brett Veseley]

Nice.

[Rob]

Because they put the last one on hold because they didn't like some of the. The things we talked about, and I wouldn't agree to cut it. Cut it out. So I told him that was.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, that's what they were talking about.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

They said.

[Rob]

Because they didn't want the word retard. I said, the part is that you paid me half the money up front. Never play a minority up front. Yeah, Pain that. The handscape, the landscape. Money up front. He's not coming back to cut your grass.

[Brett Veseley]

He's not doing the second half.

[Rob]

That's why they pay us as comedians at the end of the weekend. We're not doing. Yeah, your jokes ain't that funny. I'm funnier when I gotta wait for my check on Sunday night.

[Brett Veseley]

It's good to see you again. I'm glad. I'm glad you. You're. You found it. Like you. It's a different person. I'm looking at a different person.

[Rob]

I. Listen, don't be gay. I'M fine.

[Brett Veseley]

I didn't say you were good looking.

[Rob]

I'm saying. You got to say that.

[Brett Veseley]

I'm worried about you.

[Rob]

You cannot say. I'm not. I don't look. I look great.

[Brett Veseley]

Are you done losing?

[Rob]

I. I might try to lose another 5 to 10, but just for muscle tone.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Because I'm like, I said, I go. That's retarded. Going to the gym?

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[Rob]

You ever been to the gym?

[Brett Veseley]

Don't look at Brady and ask that.

[Rob]

No, I'm just saying, you said, you see, I go to the gym now and then I dress. You know, I'm a dresser. Like, you guys are looking to see what. What am I wearing. I do that. That's the worst thing you can do at the gym. That's how you find out where the gay guys are. They're like, oh, my gosh, he has red sneakers. It matches. Red shorts. Look at his tone body. I'm like, I don't want to be that guy. You see the people that are. See women walking around with Lululemon, they should be wearing watermelon. So I just want to, you know, I just want to work out and.

[Brett Veseley]

Have a good time and just be healthy and be healthy and keep it.

[Rob]

And be funny.

[Brett Veseley]

That's right.

[Rob]

Of course.

[Brett Veseley]

And we'll see you again.

[Rob]

Absolutely. You guys gonna come out or no? You guys always say that. You complain you don't come out.

[Brett Veseley]

No, I don't leave.

[Rob]

Tony's coming out. Tony Casanova. Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

Radio go. Tony's going.

[Rob]

Yeah, Tony's going.

[Brett Veseley]

That's how guy food. Yeah, yeah.

[Rob]

No, Tony Casanova's going. But you never come. You never come.

[Brett Veseley]

I got a lot on my plate.

[Rob]

You always do it after the experience.

[Brett Veseley]

No, you don't have more on your.

[Rob]

Plate than I have.

[Brett Veseley]

Here's the thing. Thing. I like going to comedy clubs used to be like a blast for me and that, but I find that if I see it too much, I. It starts to leak out here. You remember?

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah. You know that four and a half.

[Brett Veseley]

Hours a day of trying to come up with original stuff.

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

When you're dry, you'll steal.

[Rob]

So what, Who's a funny. Who's a favorite comedian of yours?

[Brett Veseley]

Me. Like all time or like your favorite.

[Rob]

Ones that you know that you would go see.

[Brett Veseley]

Correct. Currently. Jeez.

[Rob]

There's a type of comedy.

[Brett Veseley]

Well, I mean, like, if Bill Burr was here, I'd go to that. Like Bill's.

[Rob]

That's easy. That's a little heavy.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, yeah. But I mean, it's like this. There's a bunch of them. I actually. I like most comics.

[Rob]

And you like podcasts probably more.

[Brett Veseley]

I don't listen to podcasts again, Steal.

[Rob]

Too long because we could steal. And then you're. You're here all day.

[Brett Veseley]

You're.

[Rob]

You're Your own podcast.

[Brett Veseley]

I have to have my own original thoughts. And if I start listening to someone else, it can influence that. I found that.

[Rob]

And you know what? It's a big, you know, joke. It's. That's a big deal with comedians.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Comedians, they might not steal the joke, but they'll steal the topic.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. And they don't. And sometimes you don't know you're doing it.

[Rob]

I don't. I don't. I. There's very few that I go see.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[Rob]

I don't even watch Gary's routine when I'm on.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. I used to like Gary a lot, and I do when I see him, but I can't look. If I went there and absorbed it all. If I started to do that, I think my. My, My thought process would be interrupted. All right, so that's. That's the reason I can't.

[Rob]

When I shoot. If I shoot my special in Phoenix, that's what we're looking at. Location now. I'll let you know. I'm looking at Hawaii, but, man, don't. He's different.

[Brett Veseley]

Do it here.

[Rob]

Yeah, I do it here because it's. It's everybody here. Hawaii, they're. The Hawaiians aren't that healthy. One thing I find when I go to Hawaii is, is they eat a lot of pork and fish, but bam. Yeah, they're like. They're like natives. Here in Arizona, you don't see little natives.

[Brett Veseley]

No.

[Rob]

Pocahontas, you know, they all look like middle linebackers.

[Brett Veseley]

It's good to see you. We're going to get you guys.

[Rob]

Yeah, I got you. Thank you.

[Brett Veseley]

Rob's here, everybody. It's not come out this weekend.

[Rob]

Make sure you guys come out standuplive.com.

[Brett Veseley]

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[Brady Bogan]

Chris Hemsworth posted a video of Thor highlights and thanked fans for making his Marvel journey unforgettable. Fans freaked out because they think, oh, does this mean Thor is done?

[Brett Veseley]

Not gonna do Thor anymore.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a farewell video.

[Brett Veseley]

That's it.

[Brady Bogan]

Or die in the Avengers. Doomsday, which is the next one coming up.

[Brett Veseley]

He's gone, Brady. We've killed him off. He's done.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll see. It's been my honor to play him for the last 15 years.

[Brett Veseley]

Years. Wouldn't you want to move on though, like Chris Hemsworth is? It's time for him to be other things. Although the money is probably like, screw it, what am I thinking? But you get into that whole world to be more than just a character, I thought, but maybe not. When it's that much cash, that many dummies keep trudging off to go see Thor. I guess you just keep making Thor movies.

[John Holmberg]

Look at Vin Diesel.

[Brett Veseley]

Look at Vin Diesel. You're right.

[Brady Bogan]

We're way overdue.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

For another fact coming up. Yeah. Do it for the family.

[Brady Bogan]

I just. I want to see another Riddick film.

[Brett Veseley]

You do?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

You're the one.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep. Nielsen unveiled its new multi platform ratings, which allow us for the first time to compare shows from both linear TV and streaming services over a 35 day period.

[Brett Veseley]

Interesting.

[Brady Bogan]

So we now have a list of the 100 most watched shows of 2024 and 2025 season combined.

[Brett Veseley]

Or do they give you the break? Breakdown.

[Brady Bogan]

The breakdown. As far as what?

[Brett Veseley]

Well, you said that they can tell if you're watching on tv. TV or if you're watching.

[Brady Bogan]

I think what they're saying is they're basically. You can say, yeah, the TV shows and the streaming shows, that's what I equally rated. In other words, so which has a larger audience? Is that what you're wondering?

[Brett Veseley]

No, that's what ratings are, an audience size.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, we can figure this out then by saying the top 10 shows will just. Nobody wants this on Netflix. 15.2 million viewers.

[Brett Veseley]

Never heard of it either.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Another Monsters. The Lyle and Eric Menendez Story.

[Brett Veseley]

That was. That documentary.

[Brady Bogan]

That's number eight. Had 15.7 million viewers.

[Larry McFeely]

But.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. So everything's streaming now.

[John Holmberg]

But I think before it wasn't. They weren't including streaming stuff. It was just like NBC, abc, Fox.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. So there's.

[Brady Bogan]

So now. Now Nielsen can do both.

[John Holmberg]

More accurate, I guess.

[Brett Veseley]

Well, yeah, but why would Nielsen need to do both? It's a. They have the click. They know exactly how many people are watching the other ones because they'll.

[Brady Bogan]

They'll determine the amount of revenue.

[Brett Veseley]

Right. Which means advertising.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly.

[Brett Veseley]

But if it's.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what changes the Whole it's changed both radio and tv.

[Brett Veseley]

But for Nielsen, TV was a math. Same with radio. It's a math equation. To get the ratings, they give a certain amount of people in a city and then they. Those people represent a larger amount. Streaming came along and they could do one for one on each stream and get an accurate number of how many people actually have watched this.

[Brady Bogan]

But I'm wondering if they have. If it's a different signal or how they read that. You know, because it used to be.

[Brett Veseley]

Off the tv but it wouldn't. Yeah, but that's my point there.

[Brady Bogan]

Would it be able to track when you're watching a stream?

[Brett Veseley]

But if you're a Nielsen family and you're watching channel 12.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

You represent hundreds of thousands of people your age or demographic and everything else with streaming it was. They knew like at the end of the day they knew how many people watched each show to and to then to the one ones.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Brett Veseley]

TV was a mathematical equation. So maybe there's waiting. So. Yeah, but this would have to be that they now have figured out how to find out how many people are actually watching tv.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it didn't switch comparable numbers.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, it didn't switch streaming. It's how what now? TV actually. What who's actually watching television? Down to the ones.

[Brady Bogan]

Number seven was Landman. Number six, Matlock. CBS.

[Brett Veseley]

Guess.

[Brady Bogan]

16 million viewers. High potential. Number five. ABC. Reacher was number four. Prime video, Kathy Bates.

[Brett Veseley]

Matlock is a top ten show.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes, I know.

[John Holmberg]

There many people still around.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, Thriller was shaking his head like heck. Yeah, I worry about Thriller sometimes.

[Brady Bogan]

Tracker. Another CBS show is number three. Adolescence on Netflix was number two. Number one. Squid Games.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay. Or Squid Game one or two.

[Brady Bogan]

I think the two is just Squid Game.

[Brett Veseley]

No, I'm saying is it one or two? There's Squid Game one and Squid Game two.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, then it must be.

[Brett Veseley]

Well, they're the second season. It's what I'm asking is like what are they? What's the big one? Or is it just the show? It's itself was what people watched last year. This is very confusing.

[Brady Bogan]

It is, but is it is was the first one called Squid Games?

[Brett Veseley]

I don't know, I'm just saying like.

[Brady Bogan]

The one's called Squid Game.

[Brett Veseley]

No, no, it's just the second season. I'm asking which one got it.

[Brady Bogan]

It didn't say, just said. But I. I'm figuring it's the second season because it's 2024.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay. Either way, none of that made sense now because it never explained why we know how TV's ratings have been been altered to match streaming.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't.

[Brett Veseley]

I mean, it's nearly impossible to figure out how many people are actually watching broadcast television.

[Brady Bogan]

I think the point is, I mean that Nielsen now says you got to.

[Brett Veseley]

Pay Nielsen to do. Of course they're.

[Brady Bogan]

And they're the only ones.

[Brett Veseley]

Right. That just means you're going to see a lot more ads on your stream. Now.

[Brady Bogan]

John Fogarty is taking a page out of Taylor Swift book by re releasing an album. Re recorded Credence Clearwater Revival Songs he's allowed comes out August 22nd because, yeah, the whole time he was not allowed to do it. And it's going to be called Legacy the Credence Clearwater Revival years. It features 20 re recorded versions of the Credence classics. Proud Mary down on the Corner, Fortunate Son.

[Brett Veseley]

Yes. Got all the hits. He wasn't allowed to touch him forever. Couldn't sing them live. In fact, for a little while, he's.

[Brady Bogan]

Already released three of them. Up around the Bend. Have you ever seen the rain in Porterville?

[Brett Veseley]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

He is kind of a crotchety crab, but.

[Brett Veseley]

Well, yeah, he had his whole life stolen from him. He did all the work, he wrote a lot of the songs and everybody took it.

[Brady Bogan]

A new interview.

[Brett Veseley]

I like that Brady, as an adult man calls another adult man a crotchety crab.

[Dave Mustaine]

That's a crotchety crab.

[Brett Veseley]

Thanks, grandma.

[Brady Bogan]

In a new interview with Dave Mustaine, he arrived. He revived old claims that Metallica stole the riff to enter Sandman from a song called Tapping into into the Emotional Void by a band called Excel.

[Brett Veseley]

So he's saying he was. He knew they stole from another band. Yeah, but he wasn't on that album. So how does he know? They must have talked about it. Well understand, man. The Blackout.

[Brady Bogan]

He suggested fans look up the 1989 song called Tapping into the Emotional Void by Excel.

[Brett Veseley]

Here's a bunch of stuff. Metallica stuff. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And he says if you do, you'll have a hard time denying they sound really similar.

[Brett Veseley]

What's it called?

[Brady Bogan]

I Got it to the Emotional Void.

[Brett Veseley]

This is what Dave Mustaine claims Metallica.

[Brady Bogan]

Stole to write about suing back then when Sandman came out. Yeah, it was in 1991, but decided lengthy, expensive legal battle just was worth it.

[Brett Veseley]

Do you have it pulling it up. I've not heard of this song or anything like.

[Brady Bogan]

That's pretty.

[Brett Veseley]

There there. I told you guys my ex field's nothing but a thief. Yeah, there's a ton of stuff back then that sounds like that, though.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know I'm hearing it.

[Rob]

I think.

[Brett Veseley]

Cuz you were told to hear it. No, you would hear Entertainment. If I just played this, you'd be like, what is this? I wouldn't.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't hear that opening riff.

[Brett Veseley]

If you didn't tell me. Me it's.

[Brady Bogan]

It's modified.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. If you didn't tell us a little bit. If you didn't tell me this is entertainment, I'd be like, yeah, it's got a little taste, but it's not.

[Brady Bogan]

I would go understand.

[Brett Veseley]

I would. I'm gonna hear it. But I wouldn't say it's sue worthy.

[John Holmberg]

And they sue for less.

[Brett Veseley]

They have. Yeah. I think, like, there's. It's close, but it's not. It's different enough that it's like, ah. And plus, look, to be honest.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm sorry.

[Brett Veseley]

No, I. I know. No, I do. The notes are like. It's a similar case, but once if. If you weren't told going in, hey, this is what we think they stole Entertainment. You'd listen and go, I hear a little entertainment in that, but I don't think they stole it.

[Brady Bogan]

It's definitely better sounding.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh yeah. I mean, this is. I mean, to be honest with the Entertainment's not exactly like the most complicated riffs and stuff in the world anybody with a guitar would come up with.

[John Holmberg]

He's just. Dave's just pissed off lately. He's just, yeah, they stole all my music.

[Brett Veseley]

Welcome to 2025. I got ripped off. Poor Dave Mustaine. He's still trying to get him. What am I gonna wake up and do today? Oh, yeah, I know. I'm gonna f. Metallica. Yeah, I'll show them. Let's go back in the time. 1991. I'm gonna get him. And then he just whispers it. That's a stolen hit. And I'm telling you about it 35 years later. Doesn't sound bitter at all.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know if I just heard Jeffrey Epstein's brother last week, he was saying, oh, it was for sure. He was killed by.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, yeah. And the dude was.

[Brady Bogan]

Inside job.

[Brett Veseley]

The guy from Fox News who's now with Trump's department.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

Showed the video.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, the FBI says they'll release a video that proves Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, they have video of him hanging himself. But I say, AI, it's too fast because why in the world would you just do it now? Just because his brother said so. That's been a rumor since he did it. And now they're like, we got a video. Like, wait, A minute. Nobody even whispered about a video when it happened. We were all asking, where were the guards for Jeffrey Epstein. Stein. They just bailed on him. And here's some extra sheets that you asked for.

[Brady Bogan]

We got wrapped up in a game of Uno.

[John Holmberg]

They're playing dominoes. And the bigger.

[Brett Veseley]

The bigger thing in the Epstein conspiracy is when they did the autopsy, they said his throat was crushed, Right? So. And he did kill himself, but I think it was arranged. But his throat was crushed. But when they're wheeling him out of the jail, they're doing cpr. Any EMT will tell you there's no point with a crushed throat. Throat.

[Brady Bogan]

So why are you doing chest?

[Brett Veseley]

You're not. Yeah. What are you doing? Trying to bring. It's over. And they're like. They've got a mask on them and everything. It's like they knew immediately that his neck had been crushed and snapped. He was done, and there's no reason to put oxygen on him and do chest compression, so they can't. It would be the last thing that the paramedics and things would do, would try to revive him. That way they'd have a neck brace on. They do whatever they could to try to stabilize if there were any signs of life was over. There is something fishy about that, and I, for one, am glad. I think the government used to do that a lot to keep us safe and in the dumb. Because if we knew really what was going on, this whole place would tumble. You don't want to pull the sweater string too far on the Jeffrey Epstein deal, because it's all coming down when you find out. Oh, yeah, Clinton was there. Oh, wait, so was Obama. Oh, wait, so was Biden. Oh, wait, so was Clinton. Oh, wait, everybody was there.

[Brady Bogan]

Bill Gates.

[Brett Veseley]

Bill Gates, Cates Bezos, the Royal Family. That dude almost blew the whole case into bits. You're telling me him getting kicked out of being a royal family member was just because they didn't like his behavior for the interview? He was trying to deny it. And they're like, you know what you need to do? Leave us forever. Because I can't believe you just said that. Might not be my arm. Awkward weirdos. Anyway. Yeah. And then Dan Bundini or whatever his name is. What's the guy's name for Fox that released it? He used to be. He used to be on Fox all the time. He's one of Trump's guys. And he just comes out. He goes, there's video. I saw it. He killed himself. It's like, well, that's convenient. I don't buy that one. And I kind of want it to be crooked. I like that. The Kennedy assassination needs to tie into this deal because keep us in the dark. We don't want to know that the government does what they do. I wouldn't be surprised if it was Clinton, Obama, and Trump. And they're killing him with their bare hands. You hold his feet, Donald. I'm gonna kick your ass. How dare you take pictures of that. I really. I think I'm gonna rip his balls off. Do we have the pit bull? Get the pit Bull in. Sic it on his nuts. Yeah, I got his feet. He's kicking pretty hard. Somebody strangle him.

[Brady Bogan]

The new White House dog, Trump, has a presa canaria.

[Brett Veseley]

My presa canaria, Mario. It eats pedophiles. It's got a taste. Commander got a taste. Commander did it. Commander was just poorly raised, Brady. This one's well trained to kill pedophiles. Anyway, what are you gonna do? We got the Guadalupe Squares coming up in just seconds. We need a girl, we need a boy. And now we can play 585-9800. That's the phone number. The Squares are coming up next. Arizona's most powerful rock and nigga radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming, Homberg's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com Time now for your Guadalupe Squares. We need a girl, though. An unqualified lady had called and Brett kicked her off. Phone screening ain't doing with that. We need a good one. So we need a female contestant, right?

[John Holmberg]

Real female. Don't.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, don't do the guy.

[John Holmberg]

It doesn't work.

[Brett Veseley]

Don't do that. Non. I've got a friend named Anthony who could introduce you to a bunch of lady boys like that. But there's no point in that. That's silly. Yeah, that's ridiculous. No, we need ourselves a. A girl right now. And while we're at that, Brett's going out tonight. You're leaving. So while you're getting the phones, I'll explain where Brett's going. Well, he gets a girl contestant because I didn't know about that until just now. Brett's good about that kind of stuff. Dude, where is he going?

[Brady Bogan]

Buddy Stubbs.

[John Holmberg]

All right, man.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, is he going to Buddy Stubbs tonight?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

Well, that'd be fun. Yeah, Brett's going up to Buddy Stubbs over there. Cave Creek and Sweetwater is where he's at from 12 to 2, just this afternoon.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, is that when I'm gonna be there?

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah. Okay.

[John Holmberg]

I thought it was tonight. Thanks for letting me know.

[Brett Veseley]

Wait a minute.

[John Holmberg]

The website says 5 to 7, so I guess I better figure this out.

[Brett Veseley]

Brett will be there sometime between noon and 7pm Pick a time. The website says 5 to 7.

[John Holmberg]

I'm looking at it May 30, 5 to 7.

[Brett Veseley]

And this is 12 to 2. Yeah, Brett's going out. Harry.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brett Veseley]

Spin the wheel of Brett will be out there from Larry's just in charge.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll get an answer.

[John Holmberg]

I'll text Danny.

[Brett Veseley]

I'm going to Buddy stub tonight. Look, 12 to 2 is technically evening.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, I'll have an answer by.

[Brett Veseley]

The time we leave afternoon to Brady. He goes to bed like six. I don't know. I'm trying to. Early evening trying to defend somebody. Anyway, congratulations.

[Brady Bogan]

Dinner.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, Brady's just finishing dinner then. So have dinner with Brady at Buddy stubs 12 to noon. And then Brett will be out there from five. So we're doing a marathon. We'll all be thrillers going out there for a little bit.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, sure. I'll stand cover whatever time.

[Brady Bogan]

Brett's not.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, there you go.

[Brett Veseley]

What else we going to do but stand around? Thriller came and had the nerve to make fun of me trying to dunk the other day. Ridiculous.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he had a good point.

[Larry McFeely]

Learn your limitations.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, he said. He said I enjoyed the conversation about you having physical limitations and hearing you fail to dunk. And then what did he say? Take that is what he said. It's not right anyway. Yeah, it's true. You're not wrong. All right.

[Larry McFeely]

It's nice when it's not my turn.

[Brett Veseley]

It's true. Let's get to it. You got. Get the girl on there. She's still.

[John Holmberg]

Try this one.

[Brett Veseley]

Just take somebody. We don't even care. Get a girl on 5859-800. Get a good quality woman. And Brett, focus on this rather than where you're supposed to be. And guys, quit calling and clogging up our phone lines trying to pretend to be a woman. Trying ask. Screw it. Let him have it. Let's just do it. We don't care. We don't have time for this. We don't even know where breastfeeding.

[Dick Toledo]

He's got a chick.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay?

[Larry McFeely]

Sure he does.

[John Holmberg]

If not, we'll hang up and he loses. It don't matter.

[Brett Veseley]

Who cares if it gets out of hand, he loses.

[Brady Bogan]

We got it. We got a broad.

[Brett Veseley]

Chaos has erupted in the last three minutes of this Room for Christmas thriller. It's up to you to contain it. It's time for your squares. Here's your host, Thriller Walsh. Thriller.

[Larry McFeely]

Thank you, Chancellor.

[Brett Veseley]

Let's begin.

[Larry McFeely]

Toplin Square. Dave Mustaine joining us.

[Brett Veseley]

I'm on a rampage. Brady. It's good to see you.

[Larry McFeely]

You're against Metallica now?

[Brett Veseley]

Me and my little. I've always been against Metallica. Me and my little son, little Dave. Hey, that's my guy. Little Dave. Mustaine and I are like second best impression. That's pretty close. Yeah. Hello, little me. We're on a rampage. To stop Metall you know I said how they copied Inner Sandman. Cheaters. They're cheaters and liars. Here's their version. Nothing else matters. Which you all know. Here's where they got it and I have the proof. Listen closely. So clear.

[Rob]

To me.

[Brett Veseley]

They stole this from Laura Brannigan.

[Dick Toledo]

Means you stole it from Laura Thing.

[Brett Veseley]

Nothing else matters was. I wasn't on that one. I just know when I left they started stealing ideas. Here's another one that I saw them doing and I hated it. You guys all know their one song, what is it called? Master of. No, not Master of Puppets. I was on that one.

[John Holmberg]

No, you weren't.

[Brett Veseley]

I wasn't on Master of Puppets.

[John Holmberg]

She wrote that.

[Brett Veseley]

That's right. Master of Puppets. Yeah, I wrote it. They stole it. This is where I got it. She said I was. Listen closely. Master. Master.

[Dick Toledo]

I can hear it.

[Brett Veseley]

Cause it's a steal. Right in front of you.

[Dick Toledo]

Nice.

[Brett Veseley]

Fred hears it. I don't know why you guys got so bamboozled. Thriller hears it.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, well, while you do your research, let's hop on over to the top. Middle square. JFK up next.

[Brett Veseley]

I celebrated birthday yesterday. I would happy birthday 100 something or other years old if it weren't for that that stopped my progress.

[Larry McFeely]

That's a way to put it.

[Brett Veseley]

It is an exact way to put it. What's the opp. What is the alternative way to put it?

[Larry McFeely]

Blown into bits?

[Brett Veseley]

Well, yeah, that was the bullet that stopped my progress. You just choose to be a little bit more graphic with it. How is my nephew doing as the health secretary?

[Larry McFeely]

Doing his best.

[Brett Veseley]

Has he solved head wounds yet? No. All right, well, I'll wait my turn.

[Brady Bogan]

Working on it.

[Brett Veseley]

My head is in a frozen junk.

[Larry McFeely]

Are you're high priority though, right?

[Brett Veseley]

Some of it's also in Tupperware. Yes, I'm high priority. I'm the president, for Christ's sake.

[Dick Toledo]

They still have you in some goo?

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, they have some of my head in a Tupperware and then the other parts are in a glass of formaldehyde. I assume they'll build me better. Build back better, they say. Okay, that's what I'll do. Happy birthday to me.

[Larry McFeely]

Best of luck to you.

[Brett Veseley]

Try some of my head shaped red velvet it. Cake.

[Larry McFeely]

What's the cream cheese?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, God.

[Larry McFeely]

Now to the current president, President Trump. Here, Top right square.

[Brett Veseley]

Exactly right. Current and maybe forever president. Let's be honest. Current and will we have another one? I don't know. I haven't decided yet.

[Rob]

I.

[Larry McFeely]

It's up to you.

[Brett Veseley]

Kennedy is really up to me, isn't it? I. I've softened a little. Want a tariff?

[Larry McFeely]

Not personally, no.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay, then I won't do it for a little while.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay.

[Brett Veseley]

But I might. All right. And that'll keep the stock market guessing.

[Rob]

That's what I like to do.

[Brett Veseley]

I like that. I like. And Kennedy. You know what I like? Presidents that survive gunshot wounds. That's the kind of president I am. The only presidents that don't. Pretty easy. Actually, you know what? Yeah. Maga, by the way, Maba make American bullets better again. I'd have to add some things to that. But you know what? I really like it. And I think I don't like presidents that bullets stop them. I don't know what that's like. I don't know.

[Dick Toledo]

Lincoln right out Lincoln.

[Brett Veseley]

I used to admire Lincoln, but turns out he's just.

[Larry McFeely]

But you and Teddy are equals.

[Brett Veseley]

Pussy. Teddy took one. Teddy took. Took one. Garfield pussy.

[Dick Toledo]

See the one that said, what's this?

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, it'll survive for a little while. And I thought, but you know what? After a while I just succumbed to the words, yeah, he's too big a pussy. People put finger in my ear too and said, you know what, Mr. President? And the bullet bounce of Reagan took a bullet. Reagan. Reagan took a bullet. I like presidents that take bullets and keep going. Like me. Not Kennedy. Not one that. I mean, look how fragile he was. I mean, you saw me, I got hit ahead. What happened right after. Fight, fight, fight.

[Larry McFeely]

That's right.

[Brett Veseley]

Kennedy not so much fighting that guy right there.

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[Brett Veseley]

In fact, his wife was the tough one that day, crawling around in the back of that car, showing us her cakes. Those are nice. She's thick. It's a big thick ass on Jackie. I like that. I don't know why he was dabbling elsewhere when he had that big thick ass waiting at home. I know. I don't like that.

[Larry McFeely]

Grass is always great.

[Brett Veseley]

She's still alive. Maybe I'll get RFK on that. Get his aunt back here?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Veseley]

Perhaps. Who knows?

[Larry McFeely]

All right, now, over to the left middle square. Morgan Freeman joining us.

[Brett Veseley]

Fair Lord, there it is.

[John Holmberg]

You almost got Toledoed.

[Brett Veseley]

It's my birthday this weekend.

[Larry McFeely]

100.

[Brett Veseley]

It looks like I'm 102. But that's just wise years living on top of me, Corey. And I could still beat you in a foot race. And I'mma sent you around. It would be tough to be a man in his 20s losing a foot race to a centurion. And still somehow another describing himself as bipedal. Well, you know, are you bipedal? Is that something you would tell someone on a Twitter application?

[Larry McFeely]

I'm not on all fours, so, yes.

[Brett Veseley]

Got you there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Brett Veseley]

Well, for my birthday, there's one thing I would like you to be. I'm gonna put Thriller on all fours. All right. And I'm gonna celebrate blacks.com's 10th anniversary with your ass.

[Larry McFeely]

It's only been 10 years.

[Brett Veseley]

What just happened to that machine over there? Yeah, black has only been around for 10 years. I said the same thing. It feels like it just conquered us 20, 30 years ago. But in 10 years, imagine the work they've done. A lot.

[Larry McFeely]

A lot of digging.

[Brett Veseley]

Once you go blacked.com, there's no reason to go back to Pornhub. Nothing better than an entire website dedicated to the fear of a blonde white woman. Because that's really what it's about anyway. Cory, you didn't wish me a happy birthday.

[Larry McFeely]

Happy birthday.

[Brett Veseley]

Thank you, sonny. I appreciate that. That's nice of you. All right, next one, Nicole.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay, let's hop on back now over to the center square Brontosaurus. Brady.

[Dave Mustaine]

Actually, I have taken the plates of Brady, my friend.

[Rob]

Oh.

[Dave Mustaine]

Oh, Brig seems to enjoy this new Brady.

[Brett Veseley]

Another one.

[Dave Mustaine]

Brady Hassepi for Lobogan. I am the fourth place spelling bee. I come in fourth place spelling bee.

[Rob]

Has a P. Has a PA For Bobo.

[Dave Mustaine]

Logan Bogan. Boba Bogan.

[Larry McFeely]

So the more letters, the better. What is that?

[Dave Mustaine]

The more letters that you have in your name, the harder your name is to spell, which makes you good at spelling it. Give me any word, I will spell it.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay, let's start with these one. Popsicle.

[Brett Veseley]

Popsicle M. Shillelagh.

[Dave Mustaine]

I, R, I, S, H, S, T, I, C, K. Correct. Irish stick. That is exactly how you spell Shilleli stick or Irish stick. Put it in your hand. Put my Irish stick in your hands.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, stop it. Yes.

[Dave Mustaine]

Walk around with it in your hands for a minute. Try to get it from me.

[Rob]

Tug it.

[Dave Mustaine]

Tug on my Irish Stick.

[Larry McFeely]

No, I'm not playing this game, man.

[Dave Mustaine]

But I'm not Irish, my friend. I am my.

[Brett Veseley]

Hello, my friend. Brett. Brett. Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett. Hello.

[Dave Mustaine]

Brett is a big fan. Brett is a big fan. No, no, no, no, no. Brett, it's not funny. Brady is a good speller. Give me another word.

[Brett Veseley]

Taylor.

[Brady Bogan]

Curry.

[Brett Veseley]

Curry.

[Brady Bogan]

Mmm.

[Dave Mustaine]

Mmmmmmmure. Is c. Are you two Rs and a Y?

[Dick Toledo]

Naan bread.

[Brett Veseley]

Ding ding.

[Dave Mustaine]

Naan bread. You are trying to fool me with my own type of food and you are not going to succeed. N, A with a weird dot on it and another N and N and then B, R, E, A D. Masala it is. I spell how I say.

[Larry McFeely]

Say tartar.

[Dave Mustaine]

Tartar Retard. Pull on my iron stick again.

[Larry McFeely]

All right, let's give you a break here. Over to the middle right square. Clint Eastwood joining us.

[Rob]

I got to sit next to this.

[Brett Veseley]

Ha.

[Larry McFeely]

That wasn't the initial plan, sir. I promise.

[Brett Veseley]

I didn't know what was going on.

[Rob]

I like Brontosaurus Brady.

[Brett Veseley]

That seemed like a good idea. 95. Let me make a prediction here. Okay, this is the last one. Why? Cuz I'm going to die. Nobody goes this long and sounds this fragile. This, by the way, don't pull on that Mick's dick stick. Whatever he's trying to pull off, that's a trick. That's an Irish stick. Mick trick is what they call that.

[Rob]

Don't do it.

[Brett Veseley]

I'm gonna wait one more movie.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay.

[Brett Veseley]

About a Korean kid who finds a lizard.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

I don't know why. I just made some bad movies here recently. Don't watch Cry Macho. That was a mistake. I shouldn't have done it. What are you.

[Larry McFeely]

By the way, I'm pretty cocky.

[Brett Veseley]

That's not a thing.

[Larry McFeely]

White.

[Rob]

What are you.

[Brett Veseley]

What's your last name?

[Larry McFeely]

Walsh.

[Rob]

You're just White.

[Brett Veseley]

You're.

[Rob]

I love that.

[Brett Veseley]

That.

[Larry McFeely]

Half Irish, half German.

[Brett Veseley]

You don't like drinking. Oh, you're Irish and German.

[Larry McFeely]

It's a weird mix.

[Brett Veseley]

Which one is German? Your dad?

[Larry McFeely]

No, mom.

[Brett Veseley]

Your mom. Your mom raped your dad. That's interesting.

[Rob]

That's a strange thing.

[Brett Veseley]

I got a new movie called Clint Kibble. First 10 minutes of me reading a newspaper and then the last hour and a half is me being eaten by my cats till my body gets found. Oh, can't wait around in my Gran Torino. Anyway.

[Larry McFeely]

All right, now onto the bottom left square, we have Brady's Secret square. Give us a hint.

[Brett Veseley]

Thank you for having me.

[Brady Bogan]

By the way, others Square. Happy birthday, Mr. Mr. President. It's my birthday today.

[Brett Veseley]

I would stay away from this broad. She banks just about everything that walks. Including my brother. Really?

[Larry McFeely]

Your brother too?

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's why we both had to kill her. Oops. I mean, that's why she died of natural causes. In our presence, I would have been.

[Brady Bogan]

99, but I gobbled a bunch of barbiturates.

[Brett Veseley]

I love them. That's right. You tell him, Marilyn. You did it.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a secret.

[Brett Veseley]

That's right.

[Larry McFeely]

Over now to the bottom, middle square. Jeff Goldblum up next.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, I pretty much think that Kennedy just came on. Hi, Thriller. Hi there. The show and admitted he killed Marilyn Monroe. Oh. Ah. I was here for Brontosaurus Brady and now he's gone. It's chaos. Yeah, chaos, Brady, is what it's become. It's say cat. Oh, I see. Thriller has a one shoe for human and one shoe for whatever that is.

[Larry McFeely]

No, it's not custom made.

[Brett Veseley]

You wear a custom boot?

[Larry McFeely]

No, no, I don't.

[Brett Veseley]

I like shoes, but I like them in pairs at more than what you have to do. No, he's got like a Santa boot and a Nike. I like the one. Although I'm curious about the other. Maybe you took the boot off, you'd be normal. Normal?

[Larry McFeely]

Possibly. We'll never know.

[Brett Veseley]

Ah. Hi.

[Brady Bogan]

I want to do Jurassic park with you.

[Brett Veseley]

I want to break you out of your spell of believing that you friend could outrun a dinosaur no matter how big it is. You, sir, are the dinosaur people. It would be a slow race, dinosaur thinker. Although I will say, Brady, if you were to outrun dinosaur, I would hope Corey was with you to get caught first. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

You think Brady can beat Corey?

[Brett Veseley]

I'm not fandling that. Yes, but I definitely think that's possible.

[Larry McFeely]

Drop a grand, don't it?

[Brett Veseley]

Come on.

[Dick Toledo]

Maybe Corey's got incentive.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm not saying I'd win. I'm just saying drop a grand.

[Brett Veseley]

I would take Brady to a very special section of Jurassic park where the very progressive dinosaurs live. The lesbian lick. A lot of puss was there. Brady handed me that note and demanded I say it.

[Dick Toledo]

Surprised you didn't bring that up during the pretty report.

[Brett Veseley]

These are the Tyrannosaurus dicks. They're so mad because they couldn't reach them with those tiny Tyrannosaurus. Tyrannosaurus. That's the section I would take, Brett who? All right.

[Larry McFeely]

Now, the bottom lines for our lord and savior, Trip Reeve. How you doing, sir?

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, I'm good, Corey, how are you?

[Larry McFeely]

Good to hear. Doing fine.

[Brett Veseley]

How are You? Excellent. How are things running?

[John Holmberg]

I mean.

[Brett Veseley]

Oops. How are things going down at kdos?

[Larry McFeely]

We're doing pretty good. This right now. Our weekend plans are gonna be regional baseball, actually.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, wow. What?

[John Holmberg]

Region barn burner.

[Brett Veseley]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, your weekend's done.

[Brett Veseley]

I didn't know that was the gay station, but Corey just made me hard. Oh, God. Yeah. All right. Who do you got on the phone?

[John Holmberg]

We got Rick and I don't know.

[Brett Veseley]

Who'S on the line with the. Anthony. Amanda. Amanda's there. You understand this at all? Amanda, Are you being coached? No, I'm not being coached. My husband, who is Anthony, is an avid listener. Okay. And you are a hostage. So. Yeah. Okay, Gotcha. Willing. Okay, fair enough. And who's the first in? Who's the other person? Rick. Rick, you're there. I assume. Assume I'm here. All right, Amanda, the hostage, you are first. Go ahead, Marilyn.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, she gets square. Straightforward. It's a square.

[Brett Veseley]

Time control. Is she gobbling something? I'm sorry. I went down into that square for a second and she couldn't resist. That's a. She got a hold of that ghost stick. Relight.

[Larry McFeely]

An old flame.

[Brett Veseley]

That's right.

[Larry McFeely]

Right back over here to Rick.

[Brett Veseley]

Any turn. Eternal old flame. That's what we call that. Let me do Brontosaurus Brady.

[Dave Mustaine]

Well, that is what I was, and I am not anymore. I am Brady. Nessa. Happy Peterbogan.

[Brett Veseley]

Rick.

[Dave Mustaine]

Give me a word to spell, my friend.

[Brett Veseley]

Ukulele.

[Dave Mustaine]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Give me a word that somebody would struggle spelling.

[Brett Veseley]

Barbiturates.

[Dave Mustaine]

No, no, no, no, no. Marilyn Monroe is right next to me. This is very dangerous. If I even spell it, she might. She might take me over and start to eat me.

[Dick Toledo]

Water treatment.

[Dave Mustaine]

Water treatment.

[Brett Veseley]

Ooh.

[Dave Mustaine]

I don't even know what that is. As an Indian man, I don't believe that's a real thing.

[John Holmberg]

Discover Card.

[Dave Mustaine]

The D I, S, C O, V.

[Brett Veseley]

E, R, C, A, R, D. Nail that.

[Dave Mustaine]

And the reason I did that is because right in front of me here at work is the logo for Discover Card. So I had to do that.

[Dick Toledo]

Transmission.

[Dave Mustaine]

Transmission. Transmission. Tr A, N, S, T, P, I, Z, Z, A.

[Larry McFeely]

All right, I got a question for you here.

[Dave Mustaine]

Okay. There you go. To remember, I'm readiness. Peter Bogan.

[Larry McFeely]

No worries.

[Dave Mustaine]

You can't spell. Has a Peter Bogan without Peter. And I would like one, please.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, man.

[Dave Mustaine]

Go ahead.

[Larry McFeely]

All right. Cats served during World War II because they could sense when bombs were being dropped, waterfalls.

[Dave Mustaine]

Now, when you say to an Indian man, cat served it's usually on a plate, so I have to have to be more specific, my friend.

[Larry McFeely]

Felines.

[Dave Mustaine]

Pussies into the military.

[Brett Veseley]

I've been saying that for years. Thanks, Joe Biden.

[Larry McFeely]

So do you think they helped out?

[Dave Mustaine]

Yes, we used to drop pussy bombs onto the Pakistanis.

[Brett Veseley]

Drop them?

[Dave Mustaine]

No, no, no, no, no, no, my friend. Very common practice. We did not have money for bombs. So a lot of the times we would take big sh. Ts in bags and we would drop them on the Pakistanis. And then the cats would go down in the planes and little parachutes. It was quite adorable, but also very dangerous, at least for the pussy. There's nothing quite as smelly as an Indian pussy being thrown down with a bag of feces.

[Larry McFeely]

There's your baseball.

[Dave Mustaine]

Do you have an Indian pussy, my friend on the redwood or the lady on the phone? 10. Amanda, what is. Do you have if you ever pet an Indian pussy?

[Rob]

No.

[Dave Mustaine]

You have never. Never ever, Never ever. Have you cleaned the coat of an Indian pussy with your tongue?

[Brett Veseley]

No, it's not my. It's not my favorite.

[Dave Mustaine]

You have not lived, my friend. You have not lived until you have at least witnessed an Indian pussy balling itself up and cleaning it with its tongue. There is nothing I like quite so much.

[Brady Bogan]

Sh.

[Dave Mustaine]

Is adorable. Brady's right. Sometimes I go to the humane society and I say, no calicos, no tortoiseshells. Where are your Indian pussies? I'd like to watch them lick themselves.

[Larry McFeely]

All right, so you and I am.

[Dave Mustaine]

Quickly removed from the. From the facility. I'll say it is true.

[Larry McFeely]

All right, you're saying Shrek, do you agree on.

[Brett Veseley]

I'm going to agree.

[Larry McFeely]

That's correct. So gets the square then.

[Dave Mustaine]

Exactly right. Rick knows his way and an Indian pussy.

[Rob]

Question.

[Larry McFeely]

Back on over to Amanda. Make your selection.

[Brett Veseley]

I'm gonna go with Trip.

[Larry McFeely]

Trip Reeb.

[Brett Veseley]

Okay. Yeah. Amanda knows where the bread's buttered. Let's get to it.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay. Question for you, sir.

[Brett Veseley]

All right.

[Larry McFeely]

A decade long war between France and Argentina was fought over shrimp in the 60s.

[Brett Veseley]

Shrimp in the 60s? Yes.

[Dick Toledo]

You ever fought over shrimp?

[Brett Veseley]

Wait, was it fought over shrimp in the 60s or shrimp comma in the the 60s?

[Larry McFeely]

Shrimp comma in the 60s.

[Brett Veseley]

That makes more sense, cuz who wants shrimp from the 60s now? Yuck. Yuck. Smell like that Indian. Yeah. You'll be the judge on what? I mean, who's the dirty one now? I'll say the French fought for shrimp. Yes.

[Larry McFeely]

All right, you're saying true now. Amanda, do you agree or disagree?

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

I'll agree.

[Larry McFeely]

Incorrect. Circle for that one is as well. And looks like Rick can go for the win with Dave Mustaine.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah, yeah, of course he's gonna go with me.

[Dick Toledo]

Dave's a winner.

[Brett Veseley]

Yes, Dave. Dave. Dave Mustaine. Mega Death. Metallica. That's right. And my little boy, Little Dave. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, got a question for the both of you here.

[Brett Veseley]

You know the song the Day that Never Comes. Comes. Yes. Will, remember when you first heard it? I do, and it sounded a little something like this. Thieves. Wow. Wait, actually talking away. Yeah, I don't know what. What to say. I say it anyway.

[Dick Toledo]

What song was this again?

[Brett Veseley]

Hang on, I gotta check. Never comes Day that never comes. Day that never comes, Day that never comes.

[Larry McFeely]

Alright, question for the both of you here real quick. Yelp has logged more than 308 million reviews since it began in 2004. True or false?

[Brett Veseley]

That sounds about right. But I'm from a different generation. Little Dave, you know more about computers than me. Yeah. Do you think that's true or false? True.

[Larry McFeely]

All right, you agree over now to Rick for the win here. Do you agree or disagree?

[Brett Veseley]

How many did you say?

[Larry McFeely]

308 million reviews.

[Brett Veseley]

That's a lot. And gross. Disagree.

[Larry McFeely]

Disagree. Incorrect.

[Brett Veseley]

Then.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, what are you doing, man? X gets the square.

[Brett Veseley]

Next one wins and she can go.

[Larry McFeely]

For Morgan Freeman for the win.

[Brett Veseley]

Let's go with Morgan.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a good choice.

[Brett Veseley]

Wow, great.

[Larry McFeely]

Tracy.

[Brett Veseley]

Morgan.

[Brady Bogan]

Morgan Freeman.

[Brett Veseley]

It's like playing Stratego with Jessica Simpson. You have one choice to win and you've thought about it for way too long. Did you say Tracy Morgan Freeman?

[Larry McFeely]

She just said Morgan. We didn't narrow it down.

[Brett Veseley]

That's true. It could be anybody. I'm Tracy. Morgan Freeman.

[Dick Toledo]

Where's Red?

[Brett Veseley]

That's right, Red was here. I want some. Cause the man don't feel like a man when he's mopping up the tar roof without having himself a beer. I'm doing quotes from Shawshank. Cause that was me.

[Dick Toledo]

How's your octopus?

[Brett Veseley]

I got what? Would neither of us have an octopus. What you talking about?

[Dick Toledo]

You have like eight of them.

[Brett Veseley]

I got no octopus. Nobody knows what Toledo's talking about when it comes to octopus. What of the movies was we and Morgan Freeman? Well, we were in Deep Impact. Ouch. I was in Deep Impact with a Walmart truck.

[John Holmberg]

Poison hood.

[Brett Veseley]

Ouch. Just getting out of jail. I think I'd take a bus down Meet Andy down there. Ziwat nejo. I miss my friend. Oh, my God. That's exactly what the line was written to Be meet Andy down there in Ziwatinejo. I miss my friend. What's in the back? Are you. Show me what's in the box. Well, that was actually Brad Pitt's line, but close enough. I don't know. I was there. I saw it. I just remember that white man yelling at me that I had that box with that lady's head in it.

[Larry McFeely]

All right, I got a question.

[Brett Veseley]

Tracy Morgan Freeman is alive.

[Larry McFeely]

Question for the both of you here.

[Brett Veseley]

All right.

[Larry McFeely]

A.

[Brett Veseley]

All right.

[Larry McFeely]

A civil war once broke out in Italy.

[Brett Veseley]

The Civil War was terrible. Well, I guess if he was on one $5 is a lot of money.

[Larry McFeely]

You were in.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, that's right. I was in Glory, wasn't I? No, that was me. That was both of us. Oh, my Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. Lonnie just got to kill as many crackers as I possibly can tomorrow. I was praying to God to kill crackers in that movie. And I did a good job on that. What you laughing at, cracker? You next?

[Larry McFeely]

All right, all right.

[Brett Veseley]

Hey.

[Larry McFeely]

A Civil war once broke out in Italy over a stolen wooden bucket.

[Brett Veseley]

Remember when Andy Dufresne used to have to go do laundry with Shard Epson and those dudes would rape him? I'll tell you right now, if that was me, Tracy Morgan Freeman, I'd be down there making them sisters pregnant. And that's exactly what we did after Andy Dufresne was horribly raped by the sisters. I went down and I made them pregnant.

[Rob]

That's right.

[Brett Veseley]

Morphine. Make people pregnant. That's why.

[Larry McFeely]

So are you saying true or false?

[Brett Veseley]

I'm not done talking about the movies yet. Okay, now I am. What was the question again? I forgot.

[Larry McFeely]

Did a civil war start in Italy over a wooden bucket?

[Brett Veseley]

The Civil War in Italy, dumbass. Civil war was here. This guy's stupid as a stump. And speaking of stumps, how's your leg? That one even made me laugh when it was inappropriate. I enjoyed that very much, Tracy Morgan. I'm the funny Morgan Freeman. The Italy Civil War was between the south and the North, Okay? The Confederates of the south was fighting the north over slavery, dumbass.

[Brady Bogan]

In Italy?

[Brett Veseley]

Yes. Okay. And I think Red Butler was there. A certain. Was Don Corleone.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, of course he was.

[Brett Veseley]

And I'm going to say Italy lost that war, okay?

[Brady Bogan]

General Lee.

[Brett Veseley]

Because Abraham Lincoln freed the Sicilians.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay, so you're saying war happened. You're saying true now?

[Brett Veseley]

Yes.

[Larry McFeely]

To Amanda.

[Brett Veseley]

Do you. And it was over a bucket?

[Larry McFeely]

Yes. Do you agree or disagree?

[Brett Veseley]

Cuz a dirty Sicilian pissed in Somebody's bucket. Nobody likes that. I agree. With what tr. I agree. True.

[Larry McFeely]

You agree.

[Brett Veseley]

That is correct.

[Brady Bogan]

Must have been a nice buck.

[Brett Veseley]

We should make Tracy. Morgan Freeman redo all of Morgan Freeman's movies.

[Brady Bogan]

Absolutely.

[Larry McFeely]

Or put Morgan Freeman in his movies.

[Brett Veseley]

What movies have I been in? The Longest Yard. Where we dressed me up like a girl.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Cheerleader.

[Brett Veseley]

I'll be the cheerleader in the Longest Yard. The Adam Sandler version that no one liked. What else have you been in? I was in that Kevin Smith movie that made everybody angry.

[Brady Bogan]

Which one was that?

[Brett Veseley]

I got kicked off. Bruce Willis hated me. Oh, that's all. That's my movies. That's my IMDb chart. Mine is much more extensive. I can't remember the movies I've been in. Now I'm gonna start talking like him.

[Larry McFeely]

You were in Bruce Almighty.

[Brett Veseley]

I was in Bruce Almighty too. Evan Almighty. Remember that?

[Larry McFeely]

Yes.

[Brett Veseley]

I don't. I was in it, though. Walmart truck struck that memory right on my head. Still laying on the turnpike.

[Brady Bogan]

Robin Hood.

[Brett Veseley]

Sometimes if you go clean up the New Jersey turn. I was in Robin Hood. That's right, Little John. No, nothing little about this. Sometimes you clean up the side of the New Jersey Turnpike and pick up a couple of my memories. They just lay in there. The wind blows them up to the side. You can take them back. Walmart is very generous with turnpots.

[Larry McFeely]

Did the truck roll back?

[Brett Veseley]

Rode that truck back over my ass. I felt that felt like. You rolled back three times. All right, stop it. Because I'm stuck.

[Brady Bogan]

Get out of here.

[Brett Veseley]

I don't know how to get rid of this one. Looks like we're gonna close up the shop with this guy right here. Okay, nothing you do about it.

[Larry McFeely]

What are your plans for the weekend?

[Brett Veseley]

Get your mother pregnant.

[Brady Bogan]

Make a good baby.

[Brett Veseley]

Make a real walker one. All right. Get an upright kid in a motel. Look, bitch, you're not in a hurry. Use all nine months. Not like your other kids. You just pop them out. Cause you got other stuff to do.

[Dick Toledo]

What's she, one for three?

[Brett Veseley]

She's one for three, which is hall of Fame numbers. If you're in baseball.

[Dick Toledo]

Not so much.

[Rob]

As far as mothering.

[Brett Veseley]

You got three kids and you only been pregnant for 16 months.

[Larry McFeely]

That's efficient. That is efficient.

[Brett Veseley]

It. She's expediting the process. Somebody told that at the gestation period of a cat.

[Brady Bogan]

Shouldn't laugh at that.

[Brett Veseley]

No, you should laugh at it. It's hilarious.

[Larry McFeely]

At some point I will have her call in. You can just destroy her.

[Brett Veseley]

It's a cumulative pregnancy, 16 months. She had three babies. This one's good enough. She likes her cookies a little soft in the center. She pulls them out the oven early.

[Larry McFeely]

Hold on.

[Brett Veseley]

Fact. That's enough. Tracy, come with me. All right.

[Rob]

Goodbye.

[Dick Toledo]

Thank you.

[Brett Veseley]

Morgan, get him out of here. Jesus Christ, John. I already know we're done. Brett's gonna be hanging around buddy stubs pretty much all day.

[John Holmberg]

Five to seven, apparently.

[Brett Veseley]

Oh, it is five to seven. Confirmation.

[Brady Bogan]

We got confirmation.

[Brett Veseley]

Go to buddy. So which one are you going to? Oh, boy.

[John Holmberg]

There's only one.

[Brett Veseley]

Just making sure.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, there's only one Cactus and Cave Creek area.

[Brett Veseley]

All right. Cactus, Cave Creek, Buddy stubs. Oh, that's right. It's off Cave Creek on the. Yeah, yeah, North Street. That's right. There you go. Well, Brad will be out there doing stuff today, giving you all sorts of cupd things. Your regional baseball weekend is exciting. That sounds jealous.

[Larry McFeely]

They could do super regional if they make it next week.

[Brett Veseley]

Super? Oh, super regional. What is it?

[Dick Toledo]

Super, super regional after that?

[Larry McFeely]

I think it's championship at that point, and then maybe world Series, but it's.

[Brett Veseley]

A whole process, man. Just keep your fingers crossed that Corey's got work to do, and then that's it. We're done. Larry McFeely's coming up next. His excellent adventure. I was looking at the videos of him in Sedona, and that Toyota are amazing. Larry did it, right? And then Larry has one video of him golfing. It's pretty fun.

[Brady Bogan]

I could check it out.

[Brett Veseley]

That's pretty funny. He golf the way you're supposed to. Just grab the club, swing at the ball and laugh like there's nothing about it that makes you feel like he hit it straight and he didn't care. It didn't matter. We're all done. That's it. You guys have yourselves a glorious weekend. We'll see you Monday right here in the morning sickness. So long. He said fully erect.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, it's Larry McFeely here with my.

[Brett Veseley]

Friend Wayne from Amco. And, Wayne, if my car has an extended warranty, do I have to take it back to the dealer for service?

[John Holmberg]

No, Larry, if you have an extended.

[Brett Veseley]

Service contract, you can use it at any amco. It's nice to have other options. I'll say Amco has dealership quality rental cars, no hassles and faster service. Amco does more than just transmissions, right? Right. If you need car repairs or hear, feel, see, smell, or even think you have a car issue, call Amco first. Just Google Amco for your near location. That's Amco Double A, MCO Transmissions and a whole lot more.

[John Holmberg]

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