06-02-25 - Holmberg's Rental Property Has A Small Talk Bradylike Next Door That Watched Him Move Stuff In - Flamethrower Attack In Boulder - President Trump Posts That He Thinks Biden Was Killed In 2020 And Replaced By A Robot

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: June 2, 2025

Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Release Date: June 2, 2025

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1. Introduction and Weather Commentary

The episode kicks off with John Holmberg expressing his enthusiasm for the unusually pleasant weather, a rare occurrence in Arizona. He remarks on the brief respite before the typical climatic challenges return.

"It's a perfect Monday, if you ask me... It's ridiculous outside. Just ridiculous."
— John Holmberg [02:00]

John appreciates the calm weather, contrasting it with the impending tougher days ahead. His lighthearted remarks set a positive tone for the morning show.

2. Encounter with a Nosy Neighbor

John shares a personal anecdote about his recent experience at his rental property. During a rain break, he finds himself dealing with a mountain of moving boxes. Amidst this, he encounters Greg, an older neighbor who approaches him under the guise of friendliness.

"You've been deceived by an agent of Satan Himself."
— John Holmberg [01:47]

The conversation with Greg feels odd to John, as Greg persistently comments on the abundance of boxes and offers unsolicited help. John attempts to set boundaries, emphasizing that proximity doesn't equate to friendship.

"Proximity does not make us friends. So there's really no reason for you to be here at all."
— John Holmberg [07:19]

Despite Greg's seemingly harmless demeanor, John finds the interaction intrusive and repetitive, leading to humorous exchanges among the hosts about handling such neighbors.

3. Reflection on Flamethrower Attack in Boulder

The discussion shifts to a disturbing news story about a homemade flamethrower attack at a pro-Israel rally in Boulder, Colorado. John expresses his unease and fear regarding such violent acts, highlighting the severity and unpredictability of using flamethrowers.

"I've never thought to myself, what's the defense for this? Because I don't know that there is one."
— John Holmberg [21:15]

John reflects on the legalities and dangers of flamethrowers being available to the average person, emphasizing the potential for harm despite their intended uses like snow melting and weed control.

"We shot that flamethrower here in the parking lot. And I never thought to myself, what's the defense for this?"
— John Holmberg [21:15]

The co-hosts engage in a light-hearted yet critical conversation about the practicality and fear associated with flamethrowers, blending humor with genuine concern.

4. President Trump's Controversial Tweets on Biden's Replacement

A significant portion of the episode delves into President Trump's recent tweets claiming that President Joe Biden was killed in 2020 and replaced by a robot. This conspiracy theory sparks a lively and speculative discussion among the hosts.

John narrates Trump's initial compassionate tweets regarding Biden's health, which seemed presidential and empathetic.

"A very presidential and empathetic and caring... That's the guy we need. You need your president to occasionally be human."
— John Holmberg [25:28]

However, weeks later, Trump tweets absurd claims about Biden being executed and substituted with a robotic entity.

"He thinks he's been replaced by clones and doubles and robotically engineered soulless, mindless entities."
— John Holmberg [25:28]

The hosts explore the feasibility and implications of such claims, with humorous banter about creating realistic clones and the challenges involved.

"If Biden's been dead since 2020, that's what we got to know."
— John Holmberg [30:02]

Brady introduces even more outlandish ideas, joking about "Servo Joe" and integrating pop culture references like "C3P Joe" and "Terminator," blending satire with commentary on political misinformation.

"Let’s get rid of Robot Joe C3P Joe, as Brett said, Sleepy3P."
— Brady Bogen [44:52]

The conversation highlights the absurdity of conspiracy theories and the hosts' attempts to deflate them with humor and critical thinking.

5. Conclusion and Closing Remarks

As the episode wraps up, John emphasizes the importance of rational discourse and maintaining boundaries when dealing with intrusive neighbors or unfounded political claims.

"It's nuts. So count on that being a story that dies slowly. But man, it probably should. But I like Brett's answer."
— John Holmberg [45:33]

He encourages listeners to enjoy the good moments, like the rare weather, and stay vigilant against the spread of misinformation.

"This is a perfect day yesterday. Perfect start to today. Just enjoy it because it's not going to last."
— John Holmberg [47:13]

The hosts sign off with a blend of humor and genuine concern, leaving listeners with thoughtful reflections on the day's events.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• "Proximity does not make us friends. So there's really no reason for you to be here at all."
  — John Holmberg [07:19]

• "I've never thought to myself, what's the defense for this? Because I don't know that there is one."
  — John Holmberg [21:15]

• "He thinks he's been replaced by clones and doubles and robotically engineered soulless, mindless entities."
  — John Holmberg [25:28]

• "Let’s get rid of Robot Joe C3P Joe, as Brett said, Sleepy3P."
  — Brady Bogen [44:52]

• "Proximity does not make us friends. So there's really no reason for you to be here at all."
  — John Holmberg [07:19]

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This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully intertwines personal stories, current events, and political satire, providing listeners with both entertainment and food for thought. John Holmberg and his co-hosts navigate through humorous anecdotes and serious topics, maintaining an engaging and relatable dialogue throughout.

Transcript

[Brett Besley]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Besley]

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[Brett Besley]

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[John Holmberg]

You'Ve been deceived by an agent of Satan Himself.

[Brett Besley]

He's evil sitting right here.

[John Holmberg]

Come on. No, no, he's not.

[Brady]

He's not evil. He's just a bit rude.

[John Holmberg]

98K u p t goooood Morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Monday. A perfect Monday, if you ask me Right now. You know, I don't want this to go on for days and days and days, but we get this in the small doses. This is outstanding. It is 5. 45. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo. This. It's the morning sickness. And off we go. It's ridiculous outside. Just ridiculous.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Good to put the hoodie back on.

[John Holmberg]

No, the hoodie's on. The weather in June. Come on. We don't get this. This is a nice reprieve. Oh.

[Brett Besley]

American.

[John Holmberg]

There it goes.

[Brady]

There.

[John Holmberg]

This is it. We get two or three days of this. Calm her down, and then this is it. The ramp into the nightmare is about to begin. But this is a nice way to kick it off. So I love this. I was. I was enjoying every second of this. I was at the rental property last night when the rain break happened.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And I was. I have had. I become like a. A Wayfair sweatshop. All I do is get a box, open it up, start building the thing. Got a chest of drawers, another little, you know, nightstand thing of building, building, building like crazy. But then I went out into the. The area. I'm keeping all of the boxes that the stuff used to be. Yeah.

[Big Dick Toledo]

The bulk.

[John Holmberg]

Whole garage, the entire thing. And it's. Dude, we pack things in this world. A box inside a box inside another box. More Styrofoam I Than I know what to do with an insane amount. So I'm like, I gotta break these boxes and I gotta get this done. Cause the neighbor actually said to me, so you gonna get these boxes out.

[Brady]

Of the way here soon?

[John Holmberg]

Because they were sitting in the. It's a carport. I'm like, yeah, I'll get to that. Sometimes I have to pick up some of the Styrofoam if the wind blows in my yard. And he was down the road. All right, okay. And he goes, do you need to know? Or he said something about needing to know what day the recycling is. Like, recycle. You need to know that recycling day. And I thought he would tell me. He didn't. So I still don't know when the recycling actually. He just told me, get on secret, get on schedule, bitch. It was essentially what he said. And so I started to break those boxes down. And I was enjoying the hell out of it. It was like humid, but I was. So I'm getting gummy. Four trips back and forth to. And I know construction guys will hate this. Anywhere that I could find that had a big dumpster, I would just drop it in the dumpster. There's no addresses on it, so come find me, Mother. Sorry. Almost, Mother. There it is. Anyway, so I'm done and I. I went back for like the third load. And I'm doing the bigger boxes and the cardboard that's hard to fold. And. And then I discovered something. In this neighborhood, we got us a Brady. And we got us a Brady. Oh, no, this makes you look like me. This guy, he lived a street up and he's just walking along and then I see him and he needed Dr. Rick from those insurance commercials to come up. And everything he said seemed like he was messing with me. Like, this can't be real. You don't mean this comes up and he goes, yeah, how about this weather? Like, right off the bat, this is. Where are we going here? Immediately. Name's Greg. Hi, Greg. How are you? John? I didn't tell him my name right off the bat because later he asked me what was the name again? And I told him Richard, because that's who's on the mail still at that house. So if he ever goes through the. Because I think he goes through the mail.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Is this guy like 70?

[John Holmberg]

He's what, you know him is there?

[Big Dick Toledo]

It sounds like it's like an older man, like an older guess.

[John Holmberg]

67, 65. Somewhere in that area. So pretty close to 70. But he just, he's just having a walk. I live up the way here. And he points to the. I don't care where. And I live.

[Brady]

I walk by all.

[John Holmberg]

Every day. I've been noticing these boxes piling up and I'm thinking, Jesus, whoever's coming into this house sure isn't using movers. Just everything's brand spanking new. Like, yep, well, I'd help you out. And I'm like, here we go. And by the way, in between each sentence is about a 10 minute gap of me ignoring him and just continuing what I'm doing while he stands.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Habitat.

[John Holmberg]

Habitat. Habitat. Habitat. And he's walking around the front yard. See you turf. The whole yard. Is this you're doing like, yeah, I've owned this place for a while. It's just a.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Is he from Bourbon County, Kentucky?

[John Holmberg]

I swear to God, if there was a rocking chair, he'd have gotten in it. And then he's like, is this you're doing out here?

[Brady]

All this land.

[John Holmberg]

Looks good. Looks good. We turfed our yard as well. Like, I don't care. And on, on we go. And then, and I'm swampy and I'm still enjoying this. And I'm actually kind of getting a kick out of it. Puts his hands in his pockets and starts doing the tiptoe to heel, tiptoe to heel thing. And I'm like, this guy's not real. This is an AI.

[Big Dick Toledo]

He's nuts.

[John Holmberg]

He's an AI Annoying neighbor. So I just went inside for a little bit, stayed hung out. It's a heck of a jeepy. You take this thing, you take this beauty out for a ride every once in a while. And I wanted to be. I wanted to start being a smartass. No, it's just for show. It's decorative. But I didn't. I'm like, yeah, I get out every once in a while. Yeah, I've never been myself. And I'm like, oh my God, we're passive aggressively getting in my car, aren't you? And, and then at the end, he goes, well, towards the end, he says, I'd help you out. And keep in mind, it's 8, 8:30. The rain has pretty much stopped, but it's super humid. I'd help you out with all this. She looks like you got a lot to do. And I'm like, I do. Well, I can't. I can't get too sweaty. I got a place to go.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Good.

[John Holmberg]

I'm like, you've got somewhere to go on Sunday at 8:30? Liar.

[Big Dick Toledo]

He's a busy man.

[John Holmberg]

Piece of. Get out of my driveway. Don't stand here and annoy me. I'd help you, but I can't get too sweaty because you know, I got appointments at 9p on a Sunday. No you don't, you liar. Just say, I'm not going to help. Continue talking about the weather. But I'm like, oh, I got a Brady. It was very friendly, very nice.

[Brett Besley]

So's Brady. So there you go.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. It's you. But if a. I don't know if you do it, but if a dude goes in while you're talking to him, that's your cue to walk away. That is not a hang around. And then he's, you know, everything he talked about, he touched the, the beauty, my jeep, this beauty. And he just touched it. Like, I know what you're talking. Get away from my stuff. So I got that dude floating around so. And eyeballing my stuff. He's been going by a lot. Loves having that. I don't know how to handle those. I don't know how to handle those people. But he thinks my name is Richard, which will be even more fun because eventually I'm just gonna say, you can call me Dick and I'm gonna call you the same. And it's hard because I'll call him Brady on steroids. Your people, Brady, are so kind. It's such a nice thing. You just don't want them. I mean, you know, you don't want to be mean. He's not. He's not. He's not causing any trouble. He's just. Come on. Nobody wants to talk.

[Big Dick Toledo]

That sounded a little.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe a little nosy right off the bat.

[Brett Besley]

If Brady's saying it's nosy, you know.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. This is Brady 2.0. This is a different version. But you don't walk up to somebody who's clearly getting something done and start talking about the weather. It's just. It's that. That's why those commercials are so good as the people who just don't have that boundary. Just don't. But anyway, seemed incredibly calm. So hopefully he doesn't know anybody that knows that I'm saying.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Might have to go over there.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you two would. There'd be a super collider of friendliness that would probably ignite into some sort of. Hey, old friend. You know, it might. I. I have a feeling that it would be like this. Like some sort of. It would. It would be like OJ's door. It would be the. You two meeting. Would be the opening the portal to hell. Hey.

[Brett Besley]

Oh, no.

[John Holmberg]

Looks like our double kindness has created some sort of a strange vortex into the nethers. Sure does. Bet it's hot down there. What do you think the temperature is. Gotta be in the high hundred. Should we. We introduced ourselves. I mean, it never hurts to make a new friend. All right, let's jump in the portal.

[Brady]

What a neat thing.

[John Holmberg]

It has to. There's. There's just no reason for that kind of sweetness to continue. Anyway. So there he was just.

[Brett Besley]

You should sell the house.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I'm not. Trust me. It's going to be. Yeah, there'll be. It'll be a reckoning event.

[Brett Besley]

Go through with sage and everything and, you know, artificial. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Richard is gonna do some fighting.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Or it could stop him walking by. Just one. One statue. One lawn thing. That's pretty.

[John Holmberg]

An ornate fountain or something.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Sexually.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you're saying put a dick statue out there or something.

[Big Dick Toledo]

That might have. You Know, the neighbor's like, oh, this.

[John Holmberg]

Is a. Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea at all. I think that makes a lot more than just that plaster finger.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah, like that one. But you don't have a war going on.

[John Holmberg]

No, there's not. It was just, it was just there's a kindness thing and then kindness that breaches the line and then goes into this weirdness. And you know what? I actually crossed my mind for a few seconds and I started laughing because my brain, I don't know why my brain did this, but while I'm busting up box, I'm kicking like to break the tape on some of these really heavy box. So the corners I'll kick to get it to where it lays flat so you can break it. And by the way to everyone out there, break down your boxes. There's nothing more annoying than trying to steal somebody else's dumpster and seeing full boxes in there. Yeah, it's just ruin. Yeah, you can do the knife, but some of them you just kick. So I kicked a couple of them while he's standing there talking about majeep and God knows whatever else. And I started thinking, my brain actually, as my partner said, just say right now, all right, karate time. And then just start doing like weird karate moves, see if he leaves. But I couldn't bring myself to do, you know, front yard karate for just a few minutes. Just, ah, just gotta need to do my karate and then get back to work.

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[John Holmberg]

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[Big Dick Toledo]

You're just going to open up additional stories.

[Brady]

That's the.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that would, that would be fun. Is to set him up to have the, you know, the moment of. Or just tell him. I'm like, ah, last time I did this, this is how I killed a man in Iraq. Did you serve? No. What were you doing there? Just killing a guy in Iraq.

[Big Dick Toledo]

You know, I used to work out with Don the Dragon Wilson.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I would love to. I would love to hear how he reacts to a guy just who went nuts for a second, tell me.

[Brett Besley]

Just got out of prison. That's good stuff because then there's gonna be a there goes the neighborhood type thing.

[John Holmberg]

And then killing a guy with karate would be what I'd say. And then I'd get in the front yard and just start doing karate.

[Brett Besley]

Damn genie around here, by the way, got out.

[John Holmberg]

That I don't know at all. So it would be just made up karate moves in the front yard.

[Brady]

Just got out of the joint. I killed a man using my karate skills.

[John Holmberg]

That reminds me, it's karate time. Richard you sure are good at the. The arts.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's what the last victim said.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I do something.

[Brett Besley]

So I was in for 20.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I don't have the guts to. At this moment to start doing.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Put the best press up in the front yard.

[John Holmberg]

Put in an old prison yard with like. Like duct tape on the bench. Just homemade. Yeah, that's not bad. I'm not gonna be there enough to have it be a. Like, if I see this guy again, it would. It's because I got more boxes to bust. Anyway.

[Brett Besley]

Be like Craig's yard and Friday.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's an interesting thing, but the curiosity of anybody that has that gene to see somebody with boxes and they're like, they have got to. When I. I moved to. The worst it's ever been is that when I. The very first house I ever bought was with my. What. Who became my brother in law. We bought a place way out on Augusta Ranch when it was brand new, and that's way east. And as we moved in, the moving vans and stuff were there. The neighbor just came over boom hour style from King of the Hill with a beard and just watched us move stuff in and out of the house.

[Brady]

And.

[John Holmberg]

Same exact thing. I'd help you, but I got this back, like, all right.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Didn't offer you a beer?

[John Holmberg]

Well, no, he didn't bring over anything. And then so we're moving a couch in the front door, and the dude comes in and I turned it. I'm like, oh, hey. And he goes, yeah, just seeing what you got going on here. I'm like, all right. And I'm starting to get a little pissed now because now I'm like, well, what is he scouting? Is that what's going on? So later I, you know, get. I'm like, all right, we're gonna get working on some boxes and stuff. All right? And he just stood in the front yard. His front yard. And then when I went back out to do some stuff, he comes meandering over again and he says, you guys have an awful lot of stuff. I'm like, you gotta fill the house. And I'm like, by the way, just get it out of the way. Because I was getting pissed. And this is my favorite phrase I ever said to another human being. Proximity does not make us friends. So there's real no reason for you to be here at all. What? Just because you live there and I live here doesn't mean we're going to interact a lot. Oh, yeah. And he just walked away. And I'm like, that is my proudest moment, do it again. It's not gonna be like I'm there. It's just. It was a little off putting and he was nice. And again, the dude that was following me in my house, that's too far. If this dude would have followed me into the house, I'd have done some karate. I'd have finished him off like that fake guy I killed in Iraq. It was weird. It was an interesting thing, though. But there are people out there that. And again, the reason the Dr. Rick ads work for everyone. I don't know. If you watch those ads and you're like, what's the wrong with talking to somebody through a bathroom door? You're getting the other side of that. I have to think to myself that all those, you know, talking to the guy with a dirt bike at the gas station and reason they don't call them clean bikes. If you're relating to that. Like, that has that those. That ad campaign relates to two different styles of human beings. The ones who get it as humans and the ones who don't. So I think there's probably some people that like the idea of stopping cars that go by your house to talk about the weather. I think it's great.

[Big Dick Toledo]

The lady walking the neighborhood.

[John Holmberg]

Phenomenal. Yes. There he is. Yeah. And then the lady goes by and just go around. Go around when they're just talking at the car. It's like the worst.

[Big Dick Toledo]

It's Marathon Man.

[John Holmberg]

The guy's just jogging. You have to say something, don't you? There are people, though, who look at that and go, yeah, it's funny. I relate to that. And they're all just insufferable. You're in a new neighborhood, Brett. Yeah, you're gonna get one. It's coming. Nobody's bothered you while you've been moving in?

[Brett Besley]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Nothing at all?

[Brett Besley]

No. Well, we're a little more spread out, too, so that's a good thing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. This one is not as many walkers. And I hasten to tell people, like, what's going on. Like, you know, it's going to be an Airbnb someday and it's going to have all this stuff and, well, then they'll hate you.

[Brett Besley]

So that's good. Then they'll stop coming by.

[John Holmberg]

I wonder if they're going to.

[Brett Besley]

Yeah, that's what you do.

[John Holmberg]

Bomb it or something. I should tell them that it's going to be, we're going to film porn here. Yes, that's a good one. I need to get these people up off my ass. And it's only Been like.

[Big Dick Toledo]

It could be like, I'm coming around more often.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I went right in the house and just stood there for like 10. He didn't. He wasn't going anywhere. I just want to get stuff done. I actually did start laughing at it because he was so kind of innocuous. He was just a harmless old, older man. I say old. He looked like he was in good shape, though. I guess he walks every day, and it's more of a neighborhood watch than it is an exercise dork.

[Big Dick Toledo]

And then he's missing a beret.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Well. Yeah.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Guardian angel.

[John Holmberg]

Guardian angel.

[Brady]

If you need anything, I'll always be.

[John Holmberg]

Here in my driveway. Great.

[Brady]

Good.

[John Holmberg]

I'll look forward to that. And then yesterday I was watching the. I. I've grown numb to. I like these group attacks and these mass weird things. Like, I see it on the news and it's still always bad.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Flamethrower.

[John Holmberg]

This one got me. This is the. This is the first time I've ever watched and said. And I. I was gonna call Jay from. From React. Defense and go. Flamethrower. We've never done that. Dude went into a crowd of people with a homemade flamethrower. I don't even know what that is.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And then Molotov cocktails, 52 through 80. Yeah. Torch some people. I didn't know that. That there's a charge that says something about, like, causing harm to a person at risk. And all you have to be is 70 to be a person at risk because you're not running. Like, they know you're not gonna fly. Most 7 year olds aren't just gonna float out of there. But we shot that flamethrower here in the parking lot. And I never thought to myself, what's the defense for this? Because I don't know that there is one. I mean, that was. What were we shooting at, like, 35, 40ft? Probably maybe a little closer than that, but.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah, that's probably about right. 30ft.

[John Holmberg]

We were playing around with that flamethrower pretty ridiculous. Like that street. And you can't just.

[Big Dick Toledo]

And even firing at the. The heat that you feel when you're throwing the flame.

[John Holmberg]

Incredible.

[Brady]

But the.

[John Holmberg]

The thing about a gun is redirecting the barrel makes the. Like, you can't. But you hit a flamethrower and you just created an s. A snake of flame. Because it, like. And I started to watch it. I'm like, that's the first time I've ever watched one of these things where I got scared, you know, where I'm like that. That's because I can.

[Brady]

I.

[John Holmberg]

For some reason, being shot's awful. I'm sure it sounds terrible, but being lit on fire, it horrifies me. It is horrified.

[Big Dick Toledo]

The only thing is getting out of the way.

[John Holmberg]

Just run from it. Scooch. But it's. It's. You know, it's. It's. It's strafing with fire. It doesn't, like, just. It's not singular lines.

[Big Dick Toledo]

You see some of those older movies where they show them going in, you know, bunkers, just hoses just lighting them up. And those things are going like 40, 50ft.

[John Holmberg]

I'll be honest with you, I don't think I'd recognize a guy with a homemade flamethrower. I don't know what that looks like. It's a backpack and a stick. And I wouldn't even second guess it until it started to light people up. And then I guess you just attack the dude. It's up to the citizens who aren't in the way. But, I mean, it's that. That one got me. Like, I literally got chills. Like, I can read those stories and go, well, it's. It's. It's on tv, so it's not give. This one was in Boulder, Colorado, and people having a pro Israel rally and this dude, free Palestine. So he knew he was doing it. He planned it out. They got to cook that dude and then some. That's terrible. So remember when we found out flamethrowers were legal to buy for the average Joe? And a lot of them have them just for snow melt and weeds clear cutting? I didn't know that. I remember the day I said there, you can't sell people a flamethrower. And the guys over at Mo Money Pond, like, we got one. We got a couple. I want us to bring them by. I'm like, yes. And we. They're awesome. There's nothing about them. If you're a sane person, that is. It's awesome. Like, it's reach is cool. It's noise is neat. It's a. Were you shooting with us that day? Oh, my.

[Brett Besley]

We need to redo, apparently.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. You just got excited. Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That's not good. But, yeah, fire scares me. That's. I'm like the.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah. We even had a church made.

[John Holmberg]

No, that's right. Yeah, I. I am. I'm Scarecrow Ish. Because that one gave me chills. I had to turn it. It was like a Sarah McLachlan dog ad. Morning sickness.

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[John Holmberg]

Homeburg's morning sickness like, the second I saw Flamethrower, I'm like, oh, I can't watch this. I got to get off this channel. This is horrifying, is terrible. So I'm gonna go up to react defense later today and let's work flamethrowers all we can, please. And then the other thing. Brady showed me this this morning. I didn't see this, but I've now read three articles about it. Remember when? A few weeks ago, and this is my problem with him. When we found out Biden had cancer and Trump tweeted out the very nice. You know, our thoughts are with the Biden family and hopefully, you know, this is no good. And hopefully he's all right. Get treatment he needs and very presidential. Very presidential and very empathetic and caring. And I'm like, there you go. That's the guy we need. That's love or hate his policies. You need your president to occasionally be human. We'll give a week and a half later he tweets out that he thinks Biden was executed in 2020 and it's been replaced with clones and doubles and robotically engineered soulless, mindless entities. And what you are seeing, Democrats can't tell the difference. And you're like, all right, he's gone nuts. Then read on that in 2020, he thinks he was taken out and that they just had all these. My question to that would immediately be. Because I had the thought that he had doubles, and then I thought, all presidents probably have doubles. Why wouldn't they?

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah, we went in depth on that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, why wouldn't they? But if you're gonna build a double, why build. You know, if. If Biden's. If Biden's been dead since 22, if Trump's right, and the scientists built that as the replacement, why, Like a doddering old man that doesn't know where to go.

[Big Dick Toledo]

And, yeah, you know, it wasn't that far of a reach to say there could have been a double. The Going for appearances.

[John Holmberg]

Sure. There were a couple of shots I saw where I'm.

[Big Dick Toledo]

No speaking.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that Biden. Six, five. That Biden got his running marathon to the press that time to the press from the helicopter that went into a full sprint across the lawn. I'm like, this guy can't talk and he's shuffling his feet. Now look at him. Why give him cancer? Just. He just died one day. Why. Why make some strange, curable cancer his thing? It doesn't make sense. And then you're worried that Trump's on something.

[Brett Besley]

He's playing him again.

[Dick Toledo]

Like, look, is he.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Well, at first I'm laughing, but why?

[Brett Besley]

Because this one's done. This one's just a prick that way. But he knows the media is going to run with it. But I know, like.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Like as much. I didn't hear much on any of the.

[Brett Besley]

This happened with, I think because it's so ridiculous.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Programs.

[John Holmberg]

But do you want a president that's that ridiculous? That's pretty ridiculous. Like, it's like that's making people who support him go, all right, stop that. Don't do that anymore. You might be effing with the media, but don't.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Like you said two weeks ago, perfectly different.

[John Holmberg]

Perfect. It was a perfect.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Why would you go there?

[John Holmberg]

And what are you after him for it? What if. And if he is executed in 2020? You know, for somebody who gets so upset about baseless claims, you know, you can't really throw these stones at that house.

[Brady]

I don't like baseless claims at all. Baseless fake news, by the way. Get your ears ready. Biden's a clone. They killed. They executed him 20, 20 execution style in the White House. I see the blood on the carpet. I know exactly what happened. And then they built robotic AI drones of him. Clones and drones, I call it. And he's out there, he's doing his clone drone thing, and nobody can tell, but me.

[Big Dick Toledo]

One of the White House aides also said over the weekend I saw. He's talking about the experience of working in the White House and basically pulling Biden out. He'd be in the closet.

[John Holmberg]

Sure.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Wandering around every day.

[Brady]

That's because his servos had gone crazy and he had started to wander off.

[John Holmberg]

Like, if you were going to do that, like, all right, we executed Biden, but we're going to still run him. Okay, bring in the clones. And like, this is our first prototype. Came to understand the goddamn thing. What's the real one? Working in the malls, whatever. That's what they replaced him with. If he's been dead since 2020, that's what we got to know.

[Big Dick Toledo]

The clones never talked. It was just being out events.

[Brett Besley]

They got him out of the closet.

[John Holmberg]

Then who was talking? Who was doing all the speeches? Who was doing.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, the clone is just mumbling.

[Brett Besley]

Go get it.

[Big Dick Toledo]

It sounds like there's a speaker coming from his back.

[John Holmberg]

His mouth's not moving. It's no joke. Oh, somebody hit the note. What is he, Woody from Toy Story? You just pull a string.

[Brett Besley]

It's like an old Godzilla movie. The lips are moving, different words come out.

[John Holmberg]

If he's right, like, I went over I. When. When I read the third article, and I'm like, if he's right, they had to execute him first and then say, we got to replace him with. Get on it right now. Because they.

[Big Dick Toledo]

He stole this election. Yeah, we got to.

[John Holmberg]

This could not be like, the plan. We're like, look, I've built some pretty realistic clones. Get rid of Biden. We can do this. And they're like, you know, And Joe's just like, don't kill me. I don't know what's going on. Don't worry about it. Your legend will live on. But we got to get rid of you. Hey, then they bring out those kind of half hearted, doddering old men, and then they couldn't upgrade over the last four years. Tour got so bad, he couldn't run.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Kamala, we need you to stay cool for a couple of years.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. This is insane. Like, that's the. Like, Trump said some stuff that's insane. And even if you're full crazy, right, Trump guy, like, you're like my lord and savior. He's doing it. All right, you have to sit back and shake your head a little bit at this.

[Brady]

That's.

[John Holmberg]

That's one where you're like, you realize, sir, that that should have been just.

[Big Dick Toledo]

You don't really believe.

[Brady]

And even if you're just like jk, hashtag getting.

[John Holmberg]

Why stop it?

[Brady]

Almost positive. I know this for sure. That guy was Servo's AI robot.

[John Holmberg]

I'm like, build a good one, then. That's pretty cool. If we can do it to where we almost elected president. I think we've done great work with the robots.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah. They had to work on them, though. He's like, we're just not getting them good in debates right now.

[John Holmberg]

He's bad at debates. Otherwise, this is. We've. This. We've aced this. He's not real good at walking in sand either, but that's because he weighs over a thousand pounds.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah. The checklist. No bikes.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Big Dick Toledo]

No.

[John Holmberg]

No biking. No. Like, we tried to put it on a bike and it just fell right over.

[Big Dick Toledo]

So we can't do anything about the airplane stairs.

[Brady]

There's nothing if you get the baby stairs, the little baby stairs for. Servo Joe is what I call him now. Servo Joe. He's all cyber. He's Cyber Joe. He's like the Terminator, only terminates himself.

[John Holmberg]

And then the other side is just. What are you doing? The old man's gone. Do your job. Who cares about him? But his. His tweet is. There is no hashtag Joe Biden executed in 2020. Hashtag Biden clones. Doubles. Robotic engineer. Soulless mindless entities.

[Big Dick Toledo]

That's just stirring it up.

[Brett Besley]

That's what I'm saying.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, but why?

[Brett Besley]

Why not?

[John Holmberg]

Because he can. I know, but.

[Brett Besley]

And he's got guys like you talking.

[John Holmberg]

About it and TMZ and everybody else. It's true. Somebody's got to have a reasonable thought here to go, Mr. President. Why? Because all it is, is okay, Then it stirs up and then it makes him look stupid. He's not helping.

[Brett Besley]

I don't care.

[John Holmberg]

I know, but he's not helping anything unless he's right.

[Brett Besley]

Now you're going off the board.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I'm always. I'm always up. Living in the middle is easy because you're. It's like, I'm always up for like. Oh, that's crazy.

[Brady]

But what.

[John Holmberg]

What's the other side? He's right. But you gotta cut. You can't see to me. You can't shoot this out without going, guess what?

[Brady]

I just found an oil can, and it said Joe on the side of it. And I started looking to it, and Joe needed to oil up before because he's mostly robotics. I'm looking into it. Hashtag Inspector Donald.

[John Holmberg]

Like, okay, cool. He's found some evidence, but just to Say, and then throw up the date they killed him executed in 2020.

[Brady]

I lost to robots. I never lost to Joe Biden. Never once. But I lost to his robot.

[Brett Besley]

His Robot lost a C3PO.

[John Holmberg]

He lost. Yeah. He lost a C3P Joe. And don't think he. When he. When the word of that gets Back to Trump.

[Brady]

C3P Joe, it is.

[John Holmberg]

I love it. I started that.

[Brady]

That's it. I'm gonna go with C3P Joe. Thank you to Brett Besley. Big supporter. Who gets it.

[John Holmberg]

He gets it.

[Brady]

He's got Homburg over there going, why? Why? Why not? Why not? Why not? Brett's right. Why not? Why not? If you're not with the world, what are you doing?

[John Holmberg]

This one got me because Brady said.

[Brady]

Just see the thing about Trump saying Biden's a robot.

[John Holmberg]

And I'm like, no. And he hands me a story like, this is a joke. And then I googled it, and it's everywhere. What if he's right?

[Big Dick Toledo]

Would it surprise you?

[John Holmberg]

Yes. That they would build a clone that.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Would be surprised if they built.

[John Holmberg]

Look, if I was here.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yes.

[Brett Besley]

It would be.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Build a clone that bad in 2020.

[John Holmberg]

That it failed them beyond. And it aged horribly in four years.

[Big Dick Toledo]

And what are they? You know, it's just to, you know, get more time to do something else.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Big Dick Toledo]

What's the strategy?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't know. And everybody had to be on board that, like, none of you guys are ready to be president. And we just killed Biden. Why? Well, anyway, we built these robots.

[Big Dick Toledo]

We just don't have a person that we can bring up in the next four years.

[John Holmberg]

And there had to be a meeting.

[Big Dick Toledo]

The robots the answer.

[Brett Besley]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And I guess all we got to do is just really double down on our attacks at Trump to make the robot seem okay.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah, that seems definitely protected.

[John Holmberg]

Sure.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Well protected.

[John Holmberg]

Sure.

[Big Dick Toledo]

From, you know, everything.

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[Brett Besley]

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[John Holmberg]

Guns.Com Holmberg's Morning Sickness Journalists. Sure. Because they. Because you're saying. Because they may have discovered he's a robot or a clown. Okay, Brett, you so quickly go, yeah, that's exactly it. And I sit back and my head starts to spin around like the Exorcist going, what world do I live in that someone just goes, yeah, that's why.

[Brett Besley]

What world have you been living in? I mean, this thing is all effed up all the way around.

[Big Dick Toledo]

And that story about the closet. He's in the closet because that's where he's charging.

[John Holmberg]

Because he's gay.

[Big Dick Toledo]

They plug him in there like he had.

[Brady]

They had to plug him into the gay closet. And every once while he'd come out. That's exactly right, Brett. A gay clone Joe.

[Brett Besley]

Him and Obama were having their meetings there.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's right. That's right. Obama was in there being super gay. Talk Joe into it.

[Big Dick Toledo]

He was actually one of the clones. In fact, he did the Mission Impossible.

[Brett Besley]

Hashtag, pull the mask off. Big Mike.

[Brady]

Just found this out. Just found this out. Gay Obama. The only way to charge clone Joe was to as hard as he could.

[John Holmberg]

It's. He got bored and somebody. He's on the toilet. I guarantee You. He's on the toilet by himself.

[Brady]

I'm gonna tweet it.

[John Holmberg]

And he's. And that's when we get those things. Mr. President, while you were in the bathroom, someone hacked your account and said that we gotta get him.

[Brady]

No, that was me.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, God.

[Big Dick Toledo]

They dread. Oh, when he goes, I gotta go to the bathroom.

[Brady]

Where's my phone? I have to poop. Where's my phone?

[John Holmberg]

No, sir, we've had this talk.

[Brady]

I'm allowed to have a phone in the toilet. I'm the goddamn leader of the free world.

[John Holmberg]

Don't tweet anything.

[Brady]

Don't tell me not to. You know what? I got an idea. I'm pretty sure Sleepy Joe's a clone.

[John Holmberg]

And just. And again, if you're gonna go to the lengths of making him a robot or an AI design, make a good AI.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Like, that's Vernon has to go by and go, dad, come on.

[Brady]

Yeah, Baron, way up there. What are you saying? I can't hear you. A cloud looks like a pony. The cloud looks like a pony. Look at next to Baron's head.

[John Holmberg]

Again. Build a better clone. I wouldn't buy that if I was at, like, Toys R Us. Yeah, look at this. They built like a bad robot.

[Brady]

Joe Biden.

[John Holmberg]

All right, I don't want it until they make them. Right. I'm not getting first generation. It's just crazy.

[Brett Besley]

He's like a Teddy Ruxpin.

[John Holmberg]

See, as soon as they realized that Trump knew he was a robot, they tried to shoot him. Okay, don't, please, please don' don't be logical about. Don't start down those roads. Everybody has to sit back and at least go with Brett's philosophy that he's just being goofy.

[Brett Besley]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But again, I don't necessarily. Like, there's a lot going on. You don't need that. You don't get a dude with a homemade flamethrower running into these Jewish pro Jewish rallies and he's sitting there saying that Biden is a robot. I mean, I can see, you know.

[Big Dick Toledo]

He'S doing a lot of high intensity meetings with dignitaries and leaders of other countries. And you need to blow off some steam.

[Brady]

Sure.

[John Holmberg]

By just making something insane up.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Which is what an insane person would do. It's like, I'm bored. It's.

[Big Dick Toledo]

It's, you know, he doesn't work out. He doesn't hit the treadmill or anything. He tweets. That's.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, his thumbs are strong. Remember when they'd interviewed Charles Manson and for a second he'd make sense, like There was always a moment where he's like, you know, the proletariat and the bourgeoisie. I'm like, oh, here we go. And then he'd say something about the government and the control and it's like, you know, he never really killed anybody. And then he'd be like, it's cuz they got robotic leeches and cockroaches living in there telling every. And they're communicating through these birds aren't real. I go, yeah, I forgot who I was listening to. He's nuts. Never mind. It kind of negates everything you do. That's good when you say something this ridiculous. But Brett's right. The Democrats sat in a room one day and said, we've got this thing here. Now that Biden's been killed, you want to, you want to roll out the robot? And all of them said, yeah. And Brett was like, oh yeah, call George Lucas. Yeah. And George Lucas would have to be in it. Whoever's building the robot. I mean, there's so many people in on that.

[Brady]

Well, John, I know Elon Musk, so.

[John Holmberg]

He'S gonna get involved in this.

[Brady]

Elon told me that it's. We're capable of building a doddering old man. We, we claimed for years and years had dementia and then say that it's some sort of superhuman robot.

[Brett Besley]

If anyone could do it, it could be Elon though. I know, but why wrong side though.

[John Holmberg]

Why build one with dementia?

[Brett Besley]

Gotta make it real.

[John Holmberg]

I hate talking to you about this.

[Brett Besley]

Make it realistic.

[John Holmberg]

Cause that is a good answer. But it's just pointless to say, well. Cause you wanna make it like people, people already knew he was going to have it. So they, they actually made the robot have dementia.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah, it's more believable if it's like they had these doubles that would make appearances where they didn't have to.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, I just double. I'm all on board. Doubles.

[Brett Besley]

Well, yeah, because that one guy was not, that was not Biden.

[John Holmberg]

There's no 7 foot Biden. And running Biden were like, those are doubles.

[Brett Besley]

As he was coked up like crazy running marathons to the press.

[John Holmberg]

Good chance. But that way, like watch him walk in the sand on that one thing. It's hilarious. And it won't end. Nobody like. And then, you know, you can't go from two weeks ago saying that Dr. Jill should get thrown in jail for elder abuse and then go, but it's a super robot built by our best scientists. I'm worried about our scientists. It's the best we could Do. It's. It's got pretty severe dementia. It doesn't make a lot of sense.

[Brett Besley]

They're working on it. Roll it out.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Amazing how.

[John Holmberg]

Roll it out there. God damn it.

[Brett Besley]

They should have called Boston, whatever that place is back there, to build. Yeah, they could have built a better one.

[John Holmberg]

Sir, I have to tell you, we've been working really hard.

[Big Dick Toledo]

That was comm.

[Brett Besley]

Yeah, that's true.

[John Holmberg]

We can get it up to, like, the third stage of dementia, and that's. It's not better than that.

[Brady]

Do it.

[John Holmberg]

We've got to beat Trump with something, and none of these humanoids are any good at anything.

[Big Dick Toledo]

We got a problem. What? We can't get him out of the closet.

[John Holmberg]

His feet are vacuums, which seems unnecessary, but that's why he shuffles.

[Brett Besley]

Obama would get him out of the closet now.

[John Holmberg]

We're gonna. I'll get him out of there. Trust me. I've been. I spent a lot of time in there. Big Mike, follow me into the closet. Let's Eiffel Tower the robot. What's going on? Oh, I'm getting charged. That's right. Hit him hard, Big Mike. Anyway, our world is nuts. And I prefer a president that occasionally just says, hey, man, I hope you get better. I know we're enemies, but I hope you get better. That was classic. This is nuts. Hey, Bill. Ma' am.

[Brady]

It's no joke.

[John Holmberg]

No joke. You can't debate. It can barely talk. It's the best our scientists have to offer. I've seen the robots that delivered packages. I'm like, I'd vote for that thing. Before, like, we didn't noticed. We just saw an old man who's slipping into.

[Big Dick Toledo]

The robot was definitely low on batteries on the View a couple weeks ago.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, he just shut down now and again, and that's. Remember that African celebration where everybody was dancing but Joe and the robot? He was low power. He was low power. He was conserving. It's like when your phone goes to low power standby. A little less bright. The screen kind of dims a little.

[Brady]

Anyway, I'm telling you, you're gonna be. You're gonna. I've been right a lot.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Somebody. Somebody put a flame on it, and then it's just Silver Joe at the end. Like the end of Terminator 2.

[Brady]

You'll see as I drop him into that vat of fire and his little thumb goes up. We got to get rid of Robot Joe C3P Joe, as Brett said, Sleepy3P. Well, that's tough to do. Sleepy3C3P Joe. Wow. I can't very hard. I'm just gonna call him the robot.

[John Holmberg]

It's nuts. So count on that being a story that dies slowly. But man, it probably should. But I like Brett's answer. You were the most succinct this morning when I put this is put the scenario out that they said we've got a robot. Should we roll it out? Yeah, why not? Why not? That's exactly what happened.

[Brady]

Should I say it Brett Consigliere.

[John Holmberg]

Sure. Why? I mean, what's the harm f with him?

[Brady]

I'm gonna say he's a robot. That's a. I'm gonna say that he was murdered in 2020. That's. You think I should. You think I should probably follow?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, why wouldn't you? I mean, that seems fun to me. I don't even see backlash. What's the downside?

[Brady]

You're right, Brett. There is no downside to this. It's really. Brett and I have great ideas together. Maybe I should say was executed by.

[John Holmberg]

A pack of wolves or chopped up.

[Brady]

By a little plane or something.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, whatever you want. Just go nuts.

[Brady]

I really like you as my 2 JD always has those I'm not so sure moments. You sir.

[Big Dick Toledo]

The day I see Trump coming out in a suicidal Tennessee T shirt, it's on.

[Brady]

It's my friend Brett Vesli. He's always up for a game. He's the one that talked me into the old we killed Biden 2020 robot thing.

[John Holmberg]

Anyway, said, holy crap. Trump's right first email. Oh, God. So remember how early on Biden's presidency his dog was biting everybody's because Commander knew that Biden wasn't the real Biden. He was acting out.

[Brett Besley]

See, Therehere you go.

[John Holmberg]

C3 Sleepy joke.

[Brady]

Good Christ.

[John Holmberg]

Don't run with it. But if it is true and I don't want to hear from you what I told you. I told you so. Oh, God. Anyway, what doing are you going to do? Let's get a wake up song, shall we? Good. This is a perfect. The perfect day yesterday. Perfect start to today. Just enjoy it because it's not going to last. This is amazing stuff and I love every second.

[Brett Besley]

It's 108 next week.

[John Holmberg]

I know. We know. We know that's happening. But I mean, 111 years since it's rained on June 1st in this city. That's a fact. Like it has not been any rain for 111 years on June 1st until yesterday. That's an incredible statistic that matched only by the fact that the Dodgers have never had a rain out in July. It's the weirdest stat in the world. It's just strange. But yeah, that one got me. So we got that. We got a gift yesterday. Let's. And don't be dicks about it because the roads are wet and you're gonna. It's so nice out. Windows down. It's perfect. Give us a wake up song. 5, 8, 5, 9, 800. A good one. Oh, and if you're a robot, stay inside because you'll rust. It's 98 KB. Wake up.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird.

[John Holmberg]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Big Dick Toledo]

No membership.

[John Holmberg]

Fe I have heard enough of this.