06-02-25 - WWBD - His Wife Still Clips 22yo Son's Toenails - Her Husband Won't Have Sex w/Her After He Walked In On Her Using A Vibrator

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

Episode Summary: June 2, 2025 - "WWBD"

Holmberg's Morning Sickness (HMS), Arizona's premier morning radio show hosted by John Holmberg, delivers another uproarious episode on June 2, 2025. Titled "WWBD - His Wife Still Clips 22yo Son's Toenails - Her Husband Won't Have Sex w/Her After He Walked In On Her Using A Vibrator," this episode navigates through bizarre family dynamics, relationship dilemmas, and humorous banter among the hosts. Accompanied by co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, John Holmberg ensures listeners are both entertained and provoked to thought.

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1. Introduction and Ads [00:00 - 01:47]

The episode kicks off with Brett Holmberg introducing sponsors, including MMP Guns, highlighting their extensive selection and current discounts: “All pre-owned firearms are 20% off. All new firearms are 10% off” ([01:11]). Dick Toledo promotes FanDuel with enticing bonuses for new bettors, ensuring listeners are aware of the latest promotions without delving into the content yet.

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2. Listener Stories and Discussions

A. Overstepped Boundaries: Son’s Toenail Clipping [12:54 - 16:34]

A central theme revolves around the discomfort and awkwardness of a 22-year-old son still having his toenails clipped by his mother. John Holmberg shares a personal anecdote illustrating the tension between independence and familial care:

John Holmberg [13:02]: “Brian, he's 22, and he goes to his mom and says, clip my toenails. And she does it.”

Brett and Brady engage in a humorous debate about the appropriateness of such behavior, with Brady likening the situation to basic grooming tasks:

Brady Bogen [13:09]: “It's the mom and son having a catch. The clipping the toenails. It's sort of like saying it's time to grow up.”

They explore the blurred lines between parental care and respecting an adult child's autonomy, amplifying the discussion with witty exchanges about pedicures and personal hygiene.

B. Relationship Strain: Vibration Incident [18:16 - 26:36]

The episode transitions to a more delicate issue involving a listener, Vanessa, whose husband refuses intimacy after discovering her with a vibrator. John Holmberg narrates the situation with his characteristic candor:

John Holmberg [18:16]: “What's disturbing about your wife and a vibrator? That's just baby fit jealousy. Let her have at it. Nothing wrong with that.”

Brady offers blunt advice, suggesting that personal appearance and fitness might be underlying factors:

Brady Bogen [23:13]: “I'm not.”

The hosts humorously but pointedly critique the dynamics of trust and communication in relationships, emphasizing practical yet unorthodox solutions like personal fitness improvements:

John Holmberg [25:05]: “Fix it. You wanted the answer. Brady basically said, lose a few pounds and shave it.”

Their lively banter underscores the complexities of modern relationships with a mix of humor and straightforwardness, making listeners both laugh and reflect on similar personal experiences.

C. Taking Responsibility: Fentanyl-Fueled Family Crisis [29:15 - 34:01]

In another segment, a listener seeks advice on handling the impending arrival of a sibling’s baby amidst a family battling fentanyl addiction. John Holmberg presents the dilemma:

John Holmberg [29:15]: “My wife's brother is about to have a baby in three or four weeks with a woman he has no interest in being with. Both of them are actively using fentanyl.”

Brady steps in with empathetic yet realistic counsel, advocating for responsibility while acknowledging personal limits:

Brady Bogen [29:16]: “I would take the baby.”

However, as the conversation progresses, Brady expresses reluctance toward adopting a child from such a troubled background, blending humor with genuine concern:

Brady Bogen [31:08]: “You'd like a boy? Yeah, I'd take one.”

John reinforces Brady’s stance while adding his own humorous skepticism about the feasibility and future challenges:

John Holmberg [32:00]: “If you were in your current situation... I don’t think I'd take it.”

Their dialogue encapsulates the tension between familial obligation and personal capability, all delivered with HMS’s signature comedic flair.

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3. Host Interactions and Humor

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in playful ribbing and offbeat humor that defines Holmberg's Morning Sickness. From joking about Sarcastic product placements like Skechers for "fats" and bayonets on handguns to light-hearted taunts about each other's personal quirks, the camaraderie remains a highlight:

John Holmberg [11:06]: “Not a bad idea. I think maybe you should think about coming down my hallway one more step.”

Brady Bogen [17:08]: “Don’t worry about it. Sketchers figured that out. Look here, pancake foot.”

These interactions create an engaging and relatable atmosphere, making listeners feel like part of an inside joke-filled conversation among friends.

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4. Concluding Remarks and Promotions [34:01 - End]

As the episode wraps up, the hosts remind listeners of ongoing promotions and future episodes. Brett Holmberg promotes the Big Red Retail page on 98KUPD.com, showcasing special offers from local Arizona businesses, reinforcing the community-centric ethos of HMS.

In a final humorous exchange, John Holmberg teases about Brady's superhuman abilities, leaving listeners with a chuckle:

John Holmberg [33:22]: “Watch me.”

The episode concludes with a blend of humor, heartfelt advice, and light-hearted banter, staying true to HMS's mission to entertain, question, and sometimes disturb its audience in the most amusing ways.

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Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [13:02]: “Brian, he's 22, and he goes to his mom and says, clip my toenails. And she does it.”

• Brady Bogen [23:13]: “I'm not.”

• John Holmberg [25:05]: “Fix it. You wanted the answer. Brady basically said, lose a few pounds and shave it.”

• Brady Bogen [29:16]: “I would take the baby.”

• John Holmberg [32:00]: “If you were in your current situation... I don’t think I'd take it.”

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness continues to deliver its unique blend of humor and candid discussions, making it a staple for Arizona's morning listeners seeking both laughs and relatable content. This episode, with its eclectic mix of family stories and relationship dilemmas, exemplifies the show's ability to tackle unconventional topics with wit and insight.

Transcript

[Brett Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

You'Ve been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[Brett Holmberg]

He's evil sitting right here.

[John Holmberg]

Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. I personally hate them. It's pod. Not. I don't. I like pod. Pod is fine. I talk about something else. It is. We're late. This is, again, my fault. I apologize. The word again for the man cave upgrade. If you're looking to do that, text it. 97936 is Cyborg. I'm gonna cyborg. So you're gonna enter. Brady's getting in. If Brady wins that thing, it's legit. Trust me. We don't know how to fix things. We're not smart enough to figure this computer thing out. Even Toledo struggles with it. Cyborg. Today's word. In honor of what Trump said about Joe Biden over the weekend, which is that he was killed in 2020. And what we've seen for the last four years is a robot. There's no way I'm awake. There's no way that I'm not living in a simulation. That's what we'll do. And also, we're gonna miss the Guadalupe replay this morning because I've been. I'm running late. So I. Get over here.

[Brady]

Leave work early today.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Leave work early today. Hi, Richard. How do people get to this archive of Guadalupe squares? And is this in it?

[Unknown]

The current squares are not. They're on the regular podcast.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, all right.

[Brady]

The.

[Unknown]

The audio vault is from stuff like 20 years ago.

[John Holmberg]

The one that's from the. That's in Cameroon and Djibouti. And they're going nuts.

[Unknown]

You search Holmberg's audio vault, the Guadalupe Squares, or just search up the Guadalupe Squares wherever you get your podcast, and it'll pop right up.

[John Holmberg]

No kidding. Yeah. And Djibouti. Or you can. Have you checked the numbers for Djibouti a little bit? We did, yeah. We're no longer number Djibouti. Who passed us the Food Network?

[Unknown]

We're never number one. We were number two. We were number two.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Who's number one? Did you ever look in?

[Unknown]

I tried to find that out, and it wouldn't say on our platform.

[John Holmberg]

Djibouti Dave and the. The Fly Whippers.

[Unknown]

Djibouti ski mask.

[John Holmberg]

It's the best show in all of Djibouti. I am Djibouti, Dave.

[Unknown]

And I think we slipped in Cameroon as well.

[John Holmberg]

We're not as good in Cameroon either. What did we do?

[Dick Toledo]

Hot out of the gate.

[John Holmberg]

We need to talk to consultants. Maybe we should do some Hip videos. Brady driving around in a car listening to tunes or something. I believe we do that.

[Brett Holmberg]

We can stand down there.

[Unknown]

We have slipped.

[John Holmberg]

So maybe they're trying to normalize a little bit since I think it's full on scam central. That's where all your AI Owen Wilson's live.

[Unknown]

Or you spook the Bob's and they're.

[John Holmberg]

Like, he's on to us. He's on to us. We've. We purchased numbers and let's level out the Djibouti. Djibouti and Cameroon. Yeah, don't come. Shoot, don't come out. So hot Bobs, we can see through your fake purchases to add numbers to fool advertisers, which is really all this is. Boy, the bosses hate when I admit what they're doing is crooked. You go out and make us number two in Djibouti and Cameroon. Toledo looks at stuff like that. You never would have thought it. But if almost our entire listener base is a group of tribesmen, we're pretty sure you bought that.

[Unknown]

And it's funny, those Internet snake oil salesmen are the ones that hit you up about it too. Hey, have you seen that? You're number two and we can help you with your numbers.

[John Holmberg]

Why?

[Unknown]

And Djibouti, we're not already number two.

[John Holmberg]

What's that called when people buy likes and clicks?

[Unknown]

Just bot farming.

[John Holmberg]

That's it. Okay, well, we did it and we bought Farmed where there is no water.

[Unknown]

Yeah, well, you know, the. A certain mayor in town pioneered that years ago.

[John Holmberg]

You did it in a day. Yeah, I'm looking for some more people. He went from like 25 people to 10,000. All right. And they're all like Chak Pukamon, Greep Gaston. And they. None of them have English on their Facebook or their Instagram. But they're big fans of his because they just got $3 to sign up.

[Unknown]

And then when he would put out posts like that, hey, we're doing great, great numbers. His posts would get like four likes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, like a like and like four responses. And the one that would say, whoopee, hard rubber. Like, what's that? Like, you just responded because you get an extra buck to say something back.

[Brady]

The company could make additional money if it was organic bot farming. Oh, that.

[John Holmberg]

Very nice wooden floors. Yeah. You know that the people have been bot farmed when their responses actually include a schwa in the typing. Like they're. We don't have those on our computer keyboards. So it's getting better. But our executives thought it would be Brilliant. And they pull a fast one on the advertisers to say, look how big they are. These are their numbers. And look deeper. Make sure we're actually pulling these. But here's an advertisement for it. You can get all the old Guadalupe Squares now in the archive and then go back in time and go, that was fairly sexist. We should cancel them. Is the dumbest idea ever to give people the past, but you can do it. So this, this Guadalupe Squares is currently on the podcast one up Friday. And I like to.

[Unknown]

That's pulling great numbers.

[John Holmberg]

Is it? Yeah. Yeah. In Africa.

[Dick Toledo]

Locally.

[Unknown]

Sorry, I. I need to look deeper. I have to get into that mode.

[John Holmberg]

It's a good one. It's a Tracy Morgan Freeman is a solid character. It's 8:57. We got a what would Brady do? Coming up next. That's 98 Morning Sickness Medicate K U.

[Dick Toledo]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Holmberg]

Send a full table to my house.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah, you could have people buy the stuff off of you. Or you can get a cat. I don't know how it works, but I know that you can do that. And I want that floor thing too. So my garage floor sucks, so I gotta get a new one. That's a great idea. Maybe I'll win. All right, so I'm guessing Toledo. Shut it down. So somewhere in about an hour or so, your phone is gonna ring from an unknown call, pick it up, and if it's not Toledo, just hang up on the guy. If it is Toledo, you're going to qualify and get yourself $50 gift card to Vaughn Hansen Meat and spirits out there in Mesa. And also take us to go see Breaking Benjamin. Right now, it's time for Brady to solve the world's problems. And away we go with Brady, the most moral man in all of Phoenix, solving your issues. And it's brought to you by our friends at MMP Guns Mo Money Pawn, 12th street in Indian School. If you want to head on over there. I tried to. I have to say, once again, I got a. I had a little tiny. Well, I bought a gun from them a while ago. Yeah. And it came with the clips. And then there was a little box of ammunition in there. The clips are so tight I can't get the bullets in. It's kind of sexy. Like, I'm afraid I'm going to shoot myself in the thumb trying to load this thing.

[Brett Holmberg]

Get the last one in.

[John Holmberg]

I can't get the first one in.

[Brett Holmberg]

What the.

[John Holmberg]

I know it is.

[Brady]

There's got to be maybe a technique.

[John Holmberg]

I'm rolling the thumb shooting across the room like I got bullets laying all over this place. Just think about Maybe going to Byron and saying, hey, load this up for me. Show me that. Show me the way. I get the little spring thing. It's just shooting them out. And I thought for a second, I'm like, am I putting these in backwards or something? Why? That doesn't make sense. They gotta face the right way. We're just shooting them right back out at me. I'm like, not strong enough to work this gun. So I just set up a bullseye in my backyard and I've been chucking the gun at it nice. That's pretty much all I'll do anyway. They got all there. I got it there. It was a great. It's a great one too. It's like a perfect little, you know, home defense system.

[Brady]

It's just get a bayonet.

[John Holmberg]

Think that's a good idea to put a big knife on the end of the handgun?

[Brett Holmberg]

This is glory now.

[John Holmberg]

Not a bad idea. That's not a bad idea. I think maybe you should think about coming down my hallway one more step. Unless you want to see intest played out all over my floor. Morgan Freeman's in there and he's pretty pissed off and he's got a handgun with a bayonet on it. Where to get it? MMP guns. They probably have bayonets.

[Brett Holmberg]

You can get one there.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Ready.

[John Holmberg]

Here we go. I'll start with the one Toledo just handed me, says Brady. My wife and I have been together for 10 years now. She's got a son from her previous relationship who is 22. Good kid, college, pursuing a degree, but lives with us while he's in school. This weekend I discovered something that freaked me out. My wife said casually, while we had some friends over, and he came to her and said, it's time to cut my toenails. And she said she did it and that it's been going on his whole Life. I mean, I get clipping them when he's young, but he's 22, and she's been doing this for at least 10 to 15 years too long. She got mad and said, how is it different than getting a pedicure? I said, it's just weird on 10 levels. To me, the biggest one is him being an effing adult. Please tell me I'm the one who's right and she's the one who's wrong and fix everything. Brian, he's 22, and he goes to his mom and says, clip my toenails. And she does it.

[Brady]

It's the mom and son having a catch. The clipping the toenails. It's sort of like saying it's time to grow up.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but if my mom used to cut hair. Did your mom cut your hair? Yeah, same. How's that different?

[Brady]

Not much.

[Brett Holmberg]

Toenails are different.

[John Holmberg]

Like, Ronnie does it for a living.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So if Kirby said clip my toenails, she'd do it?

[Brady]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. If you said it, she'd do it? No, probably not. Gross.

[Brett Holmberg]

Does a dude's mom do pedicures for a living?

[John Holmberg]

I know.

[Brett Holmberg]

I mean, that's just it.

[John Holmberg]

Don't defend it now, Brady. I'm just saying, if your wife won't touch your feet, they're gross.

[Brady]

No, I've never asked for a petty from her.

[John Holmberg]

Not even a petty. Just trim my toenails. Oh. Yesterday, while I was doing all the boxes in the garage, I had a high noon, because I'm classy like that, and I popped myself a black cherry high noon, and I dropped it like a bad habit, and I put it down. And then I took a break from breaking boxes, and I sat on the couch for a second. I got my. I looked at my toes, and I'm like, that big toe looks like a talon. We gotta get that off. So I whipped it up into my mouth and nibbled on the side of it to get it started, and then peeled off a big chunk of big toe, put it in the can and went to that second one. Couldn't get my mouth on the second one, so I just worked it and I peeled my toenails, put them in the can, back out to do the boxes. Flip, turn, flip, flop. Done. Loaded into the jeep. Drop it off at a thing, go back to the house, walk over, see that high noon sitting on the table Like I wanted to shake it and took a sip and I just ate toenails.

[Brady]

What a pig.

[John Holmberg]

It was awful. The big one didn't get through the hole. But the little ones were right in. And I'm like, oh, I forgot. I drank my own toenails. It was horrible. The thing most people are surprised about with that story, I assume, is that, yeah, I can get my foot in my mouth.

[Brady]

It is impressive.

[John Holmberg]

It is kind of impressive. The big toe. Only, like, I used to be able to bite my hole. I. My dad would scream, stop it. I'd have my foot and just chewing on my toenails like a monkey. That was when I was a kid, though as an adult, I can still whip it up there. And I've had, you know, I got new hips. Man, did we solve that.

[Brett Holmberg]

The Core Institute's gonna really love that ad.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Holmberg]

You can chew your own toenails after you get your hips done.

[John Holmberg]

Before, I couldn't even get my foot past my knee. Now shove my toe in my mouth. I could dip it in frosting and lick it off. Disgusting. If I wanted to. That would be gross.

[Brady]

It's an option.

[John Holmberg]

It's an option. I don't want to do it. If, like, it's like, balling up and be able to get it in your mouth, you do it. Your kid is weird. That is weird, though, that you would ask. Like, that does seem kind of he. Immature, I guess.

[Brady]

Or I guess if I'm mom, I'm going. Don't bring it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah. Not in front of other people. I'll help you.

[Brady]

We got friends over, right?

[John Holmberg]

There's people. Yeah. That's the weird moment. He's. He's too comfortable with the idea that that's mom's job. The clippers, the little. That weird little machine.

[Brady]

The first thing I thought, that's how you do it, is. Is the kid so big where he can't reach his toenails?

[John Holmberg]

He's a fat boy. I mean, if that weren't my mom. So he can't even get his hands down there. How do you put on shoes? Smash them.

[Brady]

Shoes are a little different. You can. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You can mash a shoe on.

[Brady]

Yeah. And hopefully go Velcro clogs. Or just slip ons. That's why Skechers came out with those.

[John Holmberg]

Slip ons for fats.

[Brady]

For people that can't even bend over.

[John Holmberg]

That's not why Skechers did that for.

[Brett Holmberg]

The lazy pigs out there.

[John Holmberg]

It's not for fats.

[Brady]

No. It's for people that can't bend over, and that's fats.

[John Holmberg]

You never.

[Brady]

There's old people that they don't.

[John Holmberg]

In the commercial. In the commercial, it's all active folk. There's nobody, like, yeah, they're not gonna.

[Brady]

Put it on there. But we know who it's for.

[John Holmberg]

Like, Grandma the Clown is trying to slide into her shoes, and her walker.

[Brady]

Can'T sell it to the ladies.

[John Holmberg]

They're like Tony Romos.

[Brady]

All their shoes are slip ons. Pretty much. Tell her.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't know. I think I. Like. Brady's first idea is that Skechers built shoes for just fats. Too fat to get down there and put a shoe on. Don't worry about it. Sketches figured that out. Look here, pancake foot.

[Brady]

That's harder to bend over.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's not. You kill yourself if it's so hard to bend over. Shoes have become an issue. Stretch a little. Exactly. That's gonna make your life easier. So you're, of course, gonna get more limber as that goes on. Try and touch your knees and work your way down your shin until you can put shoes on like a goddamn human. We've evolved.

[Brady]

I can still palm the floor with your foot. My hands.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brady]

Touching toes.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Holmberg]

I was standing straight up. You can just.

[Brady]

I can.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brady]

I can still palm the floor. I start.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brady]

That's the only good stretch I do.

[John Holmberg]

It's a weird brag.

[Brady]

It's not really bragging when you have 28.

[John Holmberg]

I can do that, too. I can get a towel. It surprised me how many people can't touch the floor.

[Brady]

They can get their tips to the floor, but that's about it.

[John Holmberg]

That's pretty awesome, Brady. Thanks for sharing.

[Brady]

You're welcome.

[John Holmberg]

It's Letter two says, well, dear Brady. Yeah, I know. Well, that's the tip I bang into. I can palm that. Barely. My husband has stopped having sex with me. He says it's just not appealing to him. And the reason why is because he walked in on me with my vibrator. What should I do, Vanessa?

[Brady]

Take your sketchers off.

[John Holmberg]

He thinks you're fat. Pretty assumes you're fat. It's not the vibrator. It's your guts. Oh, Vanessa.

[Brady]

He must have walked in on something that was pretty disturbing. But I. I think for me, I'd get over that.

[John Holmberg]

What's disturbing about your wife and a vibrator? That's just baby fit jealousy. Let her have at it. Nothing wrong with that.

[Brady]

Yeah, I don't know. But I'm saying, if it wasn't, like, normal, what's.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, if she's doing something special, look in there and just get excited that there's a new opportunity. Right. Like, if you walk in and she's got two of them going and there's stuff pumping and it looks like a Dr. Seuss saying.

[Brady]

Like she, she got busted basically.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. She was masturbating and she had a toy.

[Brett Holmberg]

There was a problem.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. What's the issue?

[Brady]

Get over it.

[Brett Holmberg]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's what that's for him. She's like, what should I do? Like, he needs to get over it. You tell him get over it. You invite him in there.

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[Brady]

Unless it was, you know, she was pretty adamant saying, I don't do that. You know, there are a couple that's very.

[John Holmberg]

So what?

[Brady]

And he still goes in there and he's shocked now.

[John Holmberg]

The only thing it could be is it was like a gigantic vibrating like king dong. Yeah. It wasn't a vibrator. Like we're thinking it was a dildo that does all sorts of crazy stuff. And he's like, oh, I can't follow that. You've got a foot in there.

[Brady]

And he's like, in the dental bill.

[John Holmberg]

Because her teeth are chattering. Yeah, I see. Jesus. Brady doesn't like talk about this stuff.

[Brady]

Oh, I'm like, you walk in on it. That's all right. It's not a deal breaker. Don't worry. You're not the only one, you know, that has experienced that walk.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but he's not, he's not writing us. She is. She's the one who had was walked in on. If it's him, it's easy to tell him, get over it. Like, she's gotta go to him and say, here's we gotta fix this.

[Brady]

Oh gosh.

[John Holmberg]

This dude won't have sex with her anymore because he walked in on it. She's trying to fix that.

[Brady]

I think there's other reasons.

[John Holmberg]

You're fat twice again. Buy yourself some sketchers and start walking around the neighborhood like miles at a time.

[Brady]

Again. Unless they're like a, you know, there's a religious thing behind it or something. I don't know what religion says. Nobody is using that as a. Is there one he's not in.

[John Holmberg]

They're like Islam that says don't do that. I'm sure it's probably Islam. Oh, sure there is.

[Unknown]

There is.

[John Holmberg]

They're like, don't use sex toys.

[Brady]

Yeah. Or masturbate.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, that's. That's you guys. Nobody follows that.

[Brady]

He's not big on. It's more cat.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's all of them. They're all bad on you having dirty thoughts, but everybody ignores it. That's one of the silly ones.

[Brady]

I think they've gotten laxed on it a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

You think the fact that you can't live without doing it's like taking breathing away or making sneezing a sin, you're gonna do it. So if it's religious based, he's out of his mind anyway. And what are you worried about sex for? You're not having it.

[Brady]

Yeah. And what. So what's happening with him?

[John Holmberg]

Brady's probably right though. You're probably just a little bit overweight.

[Brady]

Or there's just something he's not. He's.

[John Holmberg]

You're unattractive.

[Brett Holmberg]

Calling her fat.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Brady's calling her a fat.

[Brady]

I'm not.

[John Holmberg]

What else were you saying?

[Brett Holmberg]

Does she wear Skechers?

[John Holmberg]

That in the position you were in, he saw that you haven't shaved your.

[Brady]

Bottom sweatpants and old T shirt.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's dumb that he saw you with your legs. He saw you with your legs open. It looked like kid and play were coming out of your ass. Yeah. Maybe shave it. Maybe clean yourself up. Do yourself a favor and use this as an opportunity. Vanessa to go do a full on Vanessa makeover down south and get that thing pristine. He saw legs. He saw something. He saw something.

[Brady]

He never expect me to rally, perhaps.

[John Holmberg]

In daylight or with the lights on. And that thing looks like a tomato cut in half. And nobody needs to see that in full like in the wild at all.

[Brett Holmberg]

Oh, you're selling me on his side now. Yeah, before I was kind of like, well, you know, she needs to get over it.

[John Holmberg]

But brush it up and go up to him and go, hey, I don't know what you saw that turned you.

[Brady]

Off, but maybe a doctor would be attracted to that.

[John Holmberg]

Right? So she. She trusted us to email and say, hey, Brady, could you help me out? And we basically said, you've got baboon.

[Brett Holmberg]

Maybe it looks like. Maybe it looks like she's got Oscar Gamble down there with his thr.

[John Holmberg]

Was there a Cleveland Indians hat pinned to that thing?

[Brady]

Check that out. And if that's not the case. Yeah, then tell them to get over, you know, talk about it.

[John Holmberg]

Did it look like Travis Scott was laying underneath her ass? Yeah. Find out what went on and then clean it up. That's your fault. There's Oscar Gamble and the best baseball card ever. Look at the busty fro on Oscar. And that's what he saw, except for it was vibrating.

[Brady]

Coco Crisp got that. Like, I didn't.

[John Holmberg]

Coco Crisp had a good one there for a little while, too. Great afros in baseball. Anyway. All right, yeah. This is your fault, Vanessa. Fix it. You wanted the answer. Brady basically said, lose a few pounds and shave it. And if it doesn't work, always good advice. Always great advice.

[Brady]

Shaving first and foremost.

[John Holmberg]

You know, Vanessa, I think the best thing is just to show that you care by getting on the treadmill. Brady's a jerk, but he can touch the floor with his palms.

[Brett Holmberg]

Somebody was saying maybe the turn off was her holding her stomach up to get to it.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe there was like a. There was like. Maybe she had a pool cue lodged into the door in the side of the room, keeping her guts off of her. Like a. Like a homeless person leaning. And the cue was barely hanging on. Sorry, Vanessa, but we picture you being the one who did something awful here. This one says, dear Brady. So this is more of a all the crew rather than Brady. I apologize if it's a bit long. Now. That's how this always works. By the way, Brady gives you the answer that Brady would do, and then we argue whether or not he was right. Yeah, but if you want what Brady would do, you're getting it. And normally it's just, hey, fat ass, get on the treadmill. We try to be more. I don't know. He probably signified.

[Brady]

I would say, yeah, he opened the door on him. He's like, where's the TV remote? Sure enough, there it is.

[John Holmberg]

He was trying to open the door. He's hitting the door. Was there a dog toy under? What's going. Oh, no, just my flabberlance of a wife is leaning up against it.

[Brett Holmberg]

Brady can palms down the floor. Tell him I said, sup?

[John Holmberg]

Yes. Sup? Katie, KB just hired.

[Brett Holmberg]

Izzy and Brady in the morning.

[John Holmberg]

So we just heard that Brady can palm the floor standing with his knees straight. So Brady in the Morning on KDKB starts tomorrow of Izzy. The Izzy report over here is like, you know who can't touch the floor with her palms? Vanessa, According to Brady. Yeah. She'd probably lose her balance and then look like the rock chasing Indiana Jones. Anyways. Says this is more of what the crew would do rather than just Brady. But always listen to Brady's advice. The rest of us are usually just talking. Why? You guys have a problem? My wife and I are in our early 30s. We've got no kids. Uh, we're kind of trying but not fully committing. If it happens, it happens kind of thing. My wife's brother is about to have a baby in three or four weeks with a woman he has no interest in being with. Both of them. Actively using fentanyl. Uh, he has totally agreed and wants us to take on the baby. The mom has no idea, but she has two other kids and no rights to them for the same reason. We know there's a lot of legal hoops to jump through. Would you agree on taking on siblings? Siblings, Baby. To avoid going into the system. There are no other siblings besides my wife. And the mom's parents will not take the baby. So it would go right into the system. What would you do? Yeesh.

[Brady]

The question was, would I take.

[John Holmberg]

Yes, you would. Yeah.

[Brady]

If we're trying to have a.

[John Holmberg]

So Tom's hooked on fentanyl. Your brother Tom, he and his wife are smoking out. She gets pregnant, and you're like. And he's like, I need you to.

[Brady]

Take this baby, and we want it. And at the time, we want a kid.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I would look at that. My experience of growing up with having foster brothers.

[John Holmberg]

Well, there you go. Brady will take your baby. You're off the hook. Excellent. Brady said, I will take the baby.

[Brady]

Don't take more kids.

[John Holmberg]

Huh? You don't want kids?

[Brady]

Yeah, we're good.

[John Holmberg]

So you would not take this baby?

[Brady]

Well, no, I would if I was. Because he and his wife are trying to have another.

[John Holmberg]

Well, they're sort of, kind of. If it happens.

[Brady]

If it happens. Happens.

[John Holmberg]

If. If you were in your current situation.

[Brady]

I would rather do that. If it was my brother's kids, I would take it. Even if I didn't want kids. My brother was in that situation.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think I could do it.

[Brett Holmberg]

I'm not taking cracky.

[John Holmberg]

I think I could. Yeah. That's the biggest reason why.

[Brady]

Only if it's a boy.

[John Holmberg]

I think I could take. Oh, yeah.

[Brett Holmberg]

Dominican, maybe, but that's about it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Next thing you know, 13 years from now, you're walking in on Vanessa Jr, the elephant with a vibrator. Now you got to see that Fentanyl baby with a vibrator.

[Brady]

The good mix, though. I've got a girl. Boy and a girl.

[John Holmberg]

You'd like a boy?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, That's. I. I would take one. If it was, like, 13, and then they fell into drugs and stuff and they were going to lose the baby to the state, I would step in and take that one. But I don't think I'd take a fentanyl baby that's brewing and they're still actively doing it. Those are the ones that I. I watched too much ID network and all those crack babies try to kill me.

[Brady]

Everybody.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I know. And I warn them all the time.

[Brady]

Kids seem to be.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. They're still young. Yeah. Get into their teen years and some of that heroin baby brain. They start wanting to burn the house down and stuff.

[Brady]

Is it true with fentanyl?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Not. I'm not willing to find out.

[Brady]

I don't know how much.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know how many fentanyl babies there are.

[Brady]

The heroin.

[John Holmberg]

Not a lot of research on the fentanyl babies because they're. They haven't grown up yet. But my guess is I would. It's gonna be a healthy percentage that's trying to kill people. And I'm out on that.

[Brady]

I would feel I want to step in on that.

[John Holmberg]

Brady would take your baby. You say no?

[Brett Holmberg]

Absolutely not.

[Brady]

Well, that's easy.

[John Holmberg]

I know. Yeah. I wouldn't either.

[Brady]

I mean I wouldn't think you guys would.

[John Holmberg]

No crack babies. Yeah.

[Brady]

Just any baby.

[John Holmberg]

I'd take a normal baby.

[Unknown]

You would?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. If two really wealthy people were like too wealthy.

[Brady]

But this situation would be if my sister got her.

[John Holmberg]

No, my sister's too old. That's definitely going to be an R word.

[Brady]

Well.

[John Holmberg]

I don't have the patience.

[Brady]

So again, no.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. Oh, it has to be perfect. I don't want a flawed child comes out with a hangnail. It's going to the state. I'm putting it right.

[Brady]

That'll be turned back in in a week. You're like having a fostering a dog.

[John Holmberg]

A week. I'd be putting that thing give up on your kid the second I look at it. Oh, something's wrong with this. It's not mine.

[Brady]

I'm saying if you take it.

[John Holmberg]

No, I'm not. That's what I'm telling you. It's got to be a perfect baby. If it isn't perfect, look like me. If it looks like my sister. I'm like, no way. Going right to the fire department drawer. This becomes Captain Johnson's problem, not me. And my sister's not on drugs. But she's way too old to be having babies. So she'd have one of those miracle babies. That thing would definitely be a potato. It would have like breathing table. Huh?

[Brett Holmberg]

You Toledo dad it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I'd mail it to Toledo's dad just to see what he'd do, how fast he could get rid of it. He'd David Blaine that thing gone. Yeah. All right, we gotta go. And much like Toledo's dad said time, we gotta go. There you go. That's what Brady did. And if you've got a fentanyl baby on the brink, Brady is available at bbogan@98kup. I don't think he could say no. I think if you offered him your fentanyl baby, Brady would definitely like. Dang it.

[Brady]

Watch me.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Okay. Test accepted. Challenge accepted. I'm going to find a fentanyl baby, and these people don't want it anymore.

[Unknown]

Brady, I think your decision is like 50. 50.

[Dick Toledo]

You.

[Unknown]

You want the story number one for sure. And number two, you want the. You want the boy?

[John Holmberg]

Brady'd get a picture of me holding the baby by the toe over a city of Phoenix blue dumpster. It's yours or it's gone. Ah, bring me that thing. You'd have a house load of them. That's why you don't hang out with crackheads. They end up making you take care of their kids and stuff. There you go. Brady will take your baby. It's 98 KUPD.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird.

[Unknown]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[John Holmberg]

No membership fees. I have heard enough of this.