06-03-25 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (June 3, 2025)

Introduction Released on June 3, 2025, Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD stands as Arizona's premier morning radio show. Hosted by John Holmberg, the show features co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo. This episode delivers a mix of humorous banter, current events discussions, listener interactions, and community-focused segments, all aimed at entertaining and engaging Arizona's morning commuters.

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1. Giant Bats: Myth or Reality? Timestamp: 5:45

The show opens with a humorous yet intriguing discussion about a viral image purportedly showing a giant flying fox bat in Arizona. Brady expresses his newfound fear, saying, "I just had a new fear unlocked...that giant human-sized bat hanging from the ceiling" ([00:20]). The hosts dissect the plausibility of such creatures existing in Arizona, blending humor with curiosity.

Bret adds, “Can get up to 5ft” ([04:13]), while Brady speculates about the ecological impact, humorously lamenting the idea of bats invading grocery stores for fruit: “I’d give him the house. It would be his” ([04:34]). The conversation highlights the blend of skepticism and amusement among the hosts regarding urban legends and viral phenomena.

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2. Ukraine-Russia Conflict: Drone Warfare Innovations Timestamp: 13:27

Shifting to global news, the hosts delve into the escalating conflict between Ukraine and Russia, focusing on Ukraine's innovative use of drones to target Russian bombers. Brady remarks, “They stacked tires on there and hoped the drones would just bounce off the firestones, but they didn’t” ([14:12]). The discussion acknowledges Ukraine's strategic ingenuity while expressing concern over the potential for further escalation: “Now it’s going to get bad. It was bad before. Now it's going to get real bad” ([15:55]).

The hosts debate the effectiveness and implications of such tactics, with Dick noting, “A third of their force” was affected by the drone strikes ([15:30]). The segment underscores the complexities of modern warfare and the precarious balance of escalating conflicts.

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3. Tucson Airport Assault Case: Fact vs. Fiction Timestamp: 30:05

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to analyzing a troubling news report about a Tucson man, Jose Rodriguez San Miguel, accused of sexually assaulting a woman in an airport bathroom. The hosts critically examine the plausibility and inconsistencies of the reported incident.

Brady questions the logistics of the assault, stating, “The timeline's not matching” ([34:50]), and humorously speculates on the practicalities: “Fancy giving him a ticket. Kick him in the junk” ([35:05]). The hosts express skepticism about the victim's account, suggesting it doesn't add up: “She was trying to fight him off. Then he reportedly dropped his pants” ([33:13]).

John Holmberg adds, “The timeline is all f'd way off” ([35:05]), emphasizing the contradictions in the story. The segment concludes with a humorous yet pointed critique of the narrative, blending serious concern with the show's characteristic humor.

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4. Advocacy for Animal Cruelty Legislation in Arizona Timestamp: 133:39

The episode transitions to a community-focused segment featuring Joe Casados from the Arizona Humane Society. The discussion centers on the urgent need to pass SB 1658, a bill aimed at strengthening animal cruelty laws by defining clear standards for pet care.

Joe explains, “Right now we have more than 1,000 pets in foster care. That's a record for us at the Arizona Humane Society” ([133:39]). He elaborates on the limitations of current laws, highlighting their vagueness: “If there's a muddy puddle in the dirt, that can technically be argued as adequate water as the law stands” ([135:23]).

Brady encourages listeners to take action, stating, “Just say get it on there” ([140:46]), and emphasizes the non-political nature of the bill: “It's just a thing that the guys are trying to pass and it's actually probably pretty reasonable” ([143:35]). The hosts advocate for bipartisan support and urge listeners to contact Speaker Montenegro to facilitate the bill’s passage, reinforcing the show's commitment to community welfare.

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5. Community Engagement and Call to Action Timestamp: 140:27

In support of SB 1658, the hosts call upon their listeners to engage in advocacy by reaching out to legislative representatives. Brady passionately urges, “We're calling on the ghouls. We have to get this put up on our Facebook page, put it on our Instagram, put it on everything” ([140:27]). Joe Casados reinforces the importance of collective action, stating, “Please reach out. It takes 10, 15 seconds, and every voice matters” ([145:43]).

This segment underscores the show's dedication to mobilizing its audience for meaningful causes, leveraging its platform to drive legislative change and improve animal welfare standards in Arizona.

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Conclusion Throughout this episode, Holmberg's Morning Sickness adeptly balances humor with serious discussions, fostering an engaging atmosphere for listeners. From debunking myths to dissecting global conflicts and championing local legislative efforts, the hosts demonstrate a commitment to both entertaining and informing their audience. The inclusion of actionable segments, such as advocacy for animal cruelty legislation, highlights the show's role as a pivotal community voice in Arizona.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady on giant bats: “I just had a new fear unlocked... that giant human-sized bat hanging from the ceiling” ([00:20]).
• Dick on drone strikes: “A third of their force” ([15:30]).
• Joe Casados on SB 1658: “If there's a muddy puddle in the dirt, that can technically be argued as adequate water as the law stands” ([135:23]).
• Brady urging action: “Just say get it on there” ([140:46]).
• Joe Casados on community support: “Please reach out. It takes 10, 15 seconds, and every voice matters” ([145:43]).

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness continues to blend entertainment with impactful discussions, making it a standout morning show for Arizona's listeners.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Brett]

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

You'Ve been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[John Holmberg]

He's evil sitting right here.

[Brady]

Come on. No, no he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Tuesday. It is 5:45. That's the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett. There's big dick Toledo. Let's get this thing started and get moving forward on a glorious Tuesday morning here and paradise. Before we get started, I just had a new fear unlocked because you know, remember that picture? That giant human sized bat hanging from the ceiling? Yes. That was like five and a half foot, six foot tall bat everything. That's crazy. Optical illusion. No, it wasn't. That's real. I thought it was AI or something. I just was reading a story about those things. They're real.

[Brett]

The fox bat or a fruit.

[Brady]

I don't know what the hell that. I don't know if it's a fruit bat thing is just looking at this picture. This, this is supposed to be. This photo here is like. I thought it was a goof on the Internet. It looks like thing is Rick, it looks like a dude in a cape hanging upside down. It's not. They're like. No, no. This is a very real thing. Look into the matter of fact. Is the animals real? But looking at the image might give you the wrong idea of how big is it? Is it looks like it's halfway to the ground. It's just an angle but it's a flying fox bat.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Golden crown flying fox. But they're very real and they could be here 3 1/2ft.

[Brett]

Can get up to 5ft.

[Brady]

What? How do we not know about this? Why is this like not in anybody's travel guides?

[John Holmberg]

I'm out.

[Brady]

Me too. I'm out.

[John Holmberg]

No way.

[Brady]

I'm screaming for my life with that kind of. Why don't people. Why do. I don't understand. It's the old Sam Kinison rule. What? Move where the food is. Move away from the predators. I don't get it. Like this area here, the worst we get are like, you know, a scorpion sting. There's some snakes. Yeah, but you know, nothing that is as big as me that can fly. I don't want that. That's. That's prehistoric crap. That's. No, I don't.

[Brett]

It's a flying coyote.

[Brady]

I struggle enough with my dogs jumping on my nuts all the time. I don't need it flying. And bus has a direct. He's doing it on purpose. At this point, that dog will stand on me. And He's. He's about 60 pounds and he's just pure beef. And I swear to you, he looks at the other dogs and watch him kick him in the nuts. And then he just stomps on my nuts for no reason at all. His front paws can be nowhere near my nuts. And his next step is nuts. There's like. He's got plenty of thigh, plenty of couch cushion. He's like nuts. And then he looks over at the other guy's got him again. This dumbass trusts me. Every time when he jumps, one of the hands can go sideways. Nuts. Now imagine him with wings. Jesus Christ. I'd give him the house. It would be his.

[Brett]

So the. The longest wing spread basically is 5 foot 7.

[Brady]

Measured in the 5 foot 7 inch wingspan.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

On a bat.

[John Holmberg]

I'm calling the guys at Luke Air Force Base and knocking that thing out.

[Brady]

Can you imagine?

[John Holmberg]

No way.

[Brady]

Seeing that like Doug Hopkins phone would be ringing off the hook. Doug, I am moving. What's wrong with your house? Nothing's wrong with the house. You said you'd buy it as is. I get an infestation of 9th grade sized bats. 5 foot 7 inch bats flying around. No thank you.

[Brett]

Keep going around your yard. You won't have to worry about all the picking up fruit from your trees.

[Brady]

Three pounds a day trees.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's tempting actually.

[Brady]

Are you kidding? They'd be walking into Safeway just like this is mine. You guys put. We couldn't put fruit in a pile outside. Just take when they're free. My grapefruit treats gone crazy. You'd have six foot bats standing out there just mulling through your box of grapefruit that. I didn't even know that was real. I thought because everybody saw that. I think you all know what picture I'm talking About it was horrifying. It went around for a while, like, oh, this is the first kind of like goofy perspective AI thing. And the picture's like, don't worry, it's not as big as you think. It's only five feet long. That's too much for me.

[Brett]

It's five feet. Well, it's the wingspan.

[Brady]

I don't care, Brady. That's a three foot bat. It's a three and a half foot bat in height and it whips out into five feet wide. No, that flies above me. I'm gonna weep and I'm gonna lay down for a little bit and I'm gonna stay away from fruit. The first thing I'm just cut down all my fruit trees. I got like seven of those. Those are going away.

[Brett]

Keep your fruit trees up and put up a little rod.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

That hangs up so they can hang upside down, hang out in your back.

[Brady]

And you can shoot them. That's a good idea. And get rid of these things. This is one of God's mistakes. No way. Those things are beneficial to the ecology to the point where we can't live without them. I'm just now finding out about it.

[John Holmberg]

Sounds terrible.

[Brady]

We got plenty of other bats. I don't like the little bats. I saw a little bat at my dad's house once and I wouldn't go inside. He's fine. Like it's dusk any minute now. That door opens and closes one more time, he's taken off. We got attacked by bats when I was at my grandparents house in Pennsylvania. Walking from the barn back to the house. And some sort of Rockwellian weird dinner time triangle. Bell ringing. Everybody back into the house for slaughtered chicken. From that morning we knew a chicken. It was dead and on a plate. And we're walking back from the barn. I was with my aunt Connie and we're just enjoying the walk. And next thing you know my aunt Connie's got something in her hair and it's not coming out like it's just whapping away. I'm like, what is it? Then I'm four. Then I get hit in the side of the head with something and look up. There's like a hundred of them. They're dive bombing us now. Make them the size of a fifth grader. My heart stops. Another thing I got to worry about. Where do they live? Well, it's probably a country. I would never even consider Philippines.

[John Holmberg]

Probably where Toledo would go to.

[Brady]

There you go. Yeah. So Toledo is going to get carried away by the, by the witches flying monkeys up There in Philippines. That's what they look like. Maybe that's where my fear comes from.

[Brett]

Flying monkeys.

[Brady]

Well, because that scared me as a kid. Are you kidding me?

[Brett]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

When Susan's monkeys got hold of it, that was when Susan's flying monkeys were on tv. I lost my mind. I'm kidding, Susan. Just kidding. Susan. She's the only woman in charge of something around here, so I have to give her a little heat. We love Susan, but no, seriously, the flying monkeys had my ass as a kid. That was like, every year that they showed the wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys took a couple of years to adjust, and then I kind of like, all right, they're harmless. This is from 1939. I can. They're not real, are they? I have to keep. Every year, I think it turns out that's not a thing, is it? Those look pretty real for 1939. That's some. Still some of the best special effects you'll ever. Those look pretty real.

[Brett]

It was a freaky castle to begin with because the soldiers were kind of like.

[Brady]

The soldiers weren't exactly comfortable.

[Brett]

It wasn't a good opener for a.

[Brady]

Kid with the big axes and the furs. I don't know what those furs were, but I didn't like it.

[John Holmberg]

So Moynihan har ed all them were all dressed up like that.

[Brady]

Susan, staff is. We put wings on our sales staff. All right, get out there and sell, my little pretties. We're making fun of our staff. They're not gonna be happy with that visual. None of them are gonna like that. Susan, why are you calling me the wizard of Honor? I don't know. Seems like that's the drive of the sales staff has gotten a little bit, like, beyond.

[John Holmberg]

It'll be okay with it.

[Brady]

Look, if I had to sell the other two stations too, I'd get a little bit evil. Whatever it takes. Now get out there. Fly, my little Swedes. Fly, pretties. Get us revenue.

[Brett]

She hates the water drive.

[Brady]

I hate it. Why? Why? What a world. What a world. Operation Hydration. Whose idea was this? It's funny cause it's new. Anyway, I hated those stupid. That bat picture came up on a couple of things this morning, and it's. They said, yeah, they're the same things that have been in Indiana Jones. The one with that whiny bitch when they were in the jungle and the elephants. Oh, right. Isn't that the one with Shia Labouf, the crystal skull? Yeah, they had the big bats, but again, I thought that.

[Brett]

Look at that.

[Brady]

In the air. Brett just found pictures of it flying. Oh, Toledo did. Jesus Christ.

[John Holmberg]

Looks like he landed a sky harbor.

[Brady]

That's horrifying.

[Brett]

They're cute.

[Brady]

No, my sister would have dated one of those just to piss my dad off.

[John Holmberg]

Just.

[Brady]

Just something different of some sort of. Not like a different color of a person. It would just make my dad go, what's going on? I think my dad. My sister thought my dad hated Mexicans. And he didn't at all. He worked with them all the time. He was just frustrated that maybe one of these guys was one of his co workers. That's why she just brought Mexican guys who didn't speak English home all the time. My dad didn't care about that. He just hated who they were.

[Brett]

He'd come home, there's an extra hard hat.

[Brady]

Yeah, there's always.

[Brett]

What is this doing here?

[Brady]

What's up, boss? Pablo.

[Dick Toledo]

But if he's that hanging from your rack.

[Brady]

Oh my God. My sister would have dated him.

[Dick Toledo]

That's bigger than the Mexican that's dating your.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. No, it wasn't actually. Those guys were. Not one of them was bigger than like 4, 7. It was just tiny people. I. She chose tiny people who didn't speak the language. Anything foreign that was a little darker than my dad was used to and. And could barely speak the language. My sister dated or at least brought home. Didn't date, but at least brought home. Just to make Dan nuts on the.

[Joe Casados]

Side of the road though.

[Dick Toledo]

You passed that?

[Brady]

Yeah, they're on a road in.

[Dick Toledo]

In bamboo.

[Brady]

It looks like they built those like carriers for them. Holy Christ.

[Brett]

There's a set up post.

[Brady]

Grown man standing next to one. It's a small bear with wings.

[Brett]

And hand him a banana.

[Brady]

No, don't, Brady. That's what you would do. Come stop in the car. We're gonna give that a pumpkin. Look at that thing. No, I thought that was phony. I thought that was Internet joke. Oh my God. Yeah. Google it. Yeah. Giant battle.

[Dick Toledo]

Golden crown, flying fox.

[Brady]

Yeah. Wow. It's crazy. Anyway, hey, congratulations to Ukraine for probably kicking off World War three yesterday. That was pretty cool, but I don't think it's gonna end well. That was neat.

[Dick Toledo]

Make a great movie.

[Brady]

You see how they did it? Yeah, it was like Ocean's Eleven stuff. And they blew up a bunch of. And the Russians used tires to protect their planes from drones. I don't know if you guys saw that.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what was all over the wings.

[Brady]

Yeah, they stacked tires on there and hoped the drones would just Bounce off the firestones, but they didn't. And they also have like giant. I don't know, do we still have big propeller bombers? Because that's what they were blowing up.

[John Holmberg]

I think Russia still does.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Well, I don't think we do. Right, because that's what Russia was getting blowed up yesterday by the drone.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a third of their force.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what just happened. 34% of their bombers, they Pearl harbored them with like, you know, little ifly drones. I have one of those, and it's pretty neat. It.

[Dick Toledo]

Did it look like a dji?

[Brady]

Yeah, it's a DJI Best Buy flying them with their phones. And they shot him over there to some air bases in Russia and bounced them off their firestones and blew up a bunch of their planes. And they did it by just. They took the roofs off of these little mobile home things. These little mobile boxes for the.

[Dick Toledo]

For the base, whatever they were supposed.

[Brady]

To be little mobile homes driving around rush going, we will build new houses. That's the bad thing about fighting a country that looks just like you. It's like us going to war with Canada. They can blend. All they have to do is like, you'd be listening for the word aboot. Okay, guys, so boat time we attack Canada. Don't you think I'm like, up infiltrator. Like, he's a bad one. They'd have to kill their accents. But when you fight a nation that kind of speaks the same language and looks a lot like you, you're ripe for a truck to drive through with a bunch of drones in the back of it. And they just launch them. It was pretty cool. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Try and hand them a Schaefers or.

[Brady]

Yeah. Seems to get super excited, like, oh, buddy. Oh, I mean, sir. But yeah, they drove those things in there and they had these, like, mobile kits and on. And then they just slipped the roof away and on. Inside each of the roofs was like 30 drones with little explosives. They lifted off and attacked four or five air bases yesterday and dropped a third of Russia's bombers. And Russia even said, this is our Pearl Harbor. This is crazy. And if you think that did that made him go, wow, Ukraine, we should stop. I'm guessing it's the opposite.

[Brett]

But yeah, just as they're getting ready to sign.

[Brady]

They're not signing. Whatever nobody's signing.

[Brett]

They were saying that the day.

[Brady]

That day they were having some negotiations, but every time they talk, one of them blows the other up. It's like that whole thing's a disaster. And I know we got, like, interests and stuff, and now especially that we've got some sort of mineral deal with. We got to make sure that's still a country, because otherwise it doesn't matter. So my guess is Chernobyl gets blown up again. They're going in there again. There's probably some stuff.

[Brett]

Break it open.

[Brady]

Yes. Crack that egg. Crack that egg with a little mother of all bombs. And. Well, anyway, cheers, everybody. Happy Tuesday.

[Dick Toledo]

To jump back. Guy text in. Hey, John, I think I'm raising a little Brady.

[Brady]

Oh, no.

[Dick Toledo]

He told me about those giant bats last year. He said, hey, dad, they don't harm humans. They're friendly. I said. But I still said, nope.

[Brady]

Nope what? Friendly? Like they're not dangerous? Clumsy. Maybe they like to snuggle. Yeah. You wrap up in their blankie, Their big rubber arms. No, thank you. One might just get a little rogue. You know, Brady's God invented all of us with eyes and, like, radar and sonar and all that. Like, that's what bats have. A few of them have good eyes. Humans. A few of them have bad eyes. It's the reason Dr. J. Schwartz has a great thriving business. Bats are the same. Some of them have good sonar, some of them don't. One of those things might blow up. His sonar sucks and he smashes into the side of me. I don't want anything to do with it.

[Dick Toledo]

Back to the point about your aunt. Your aunt came in with a bat in her hair.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Now, if she's got that on her.

[Brady]

Head, no, she'd be dead because I'd have beat her to death. I wouldn't have hurt the bat. I didn't want to piss the bat off. It was time for Aunt Connie to go. We got attacked by those. But look at that thing. That is one of the witch's flying monkeys. Yeah, I didn't know that. I thought that was a goof on the Internet. But, no, they're not. You know what I'm so sick of? Shut the up with them. They're not gonna hurt you till they do. Humans aren't gonna hurt me either. For the most part, they're friendly. Every once in a while, one goes haywire. Animals are no different. One will go goofy bees. I'm sure in piles of bees, there's always one going, ah, I'm the asshole bee that breaks all the rules. And he stings for no reason. He's more afraid of you than you are him. I don't think that's Possible because I want to kill him so I know he's feeling the same way about me.

[John Holmberg]

What was that dumbass Mark Wahlberg movie with the bees or something?

[Brady]

The happening. Oh, that's right. Where are all the bees? We're losing our bees. I was. That was. That movie made me happy. I'm like a world with no bees. We'll figure it out. Hate me. I am 52 and a half a plus. 50. 52 and 3 quarters years old and I've been stung once. And it just happened a couple years ago when I was dressed as a bee. I had my Steelers gear on. I had the. The old throwback bees. And I got stung in the ear by a bee that just happenstance. You know, we. We just kind of collided. He was on a straight course east, west. I was on one north. And it wasn't right in my ear hole. No, neither. No. And I don't blame that bee. I'd have stung me too.

[John Holmberg]

They were just calling stolen valor. They're like, nah, this mother.

[Brady]

What's this? He looked at me like, what the hell is that thing? I don't have a chance with the queen if that guy's a real beast. So he. He. He hit me in the ear. Just minding his own business. Went right in the ear hole. Didn't. Didn't dilly dally, hold me. Stung me in the ear hole. I thought I was going to die. He wasn't rogue and on. He was just, you know, smack. He was toting something back for the queen. I got hit by it. But yeah, enough of you people like just. They don't want to hurt you as much. Yeah, okay. Yes, they do.

[Brett]

Had a fresh load of pollen and you interrupted that route.

[Brady]

He's got like a bucket under his way. He's just flying back. Gotta get this to the queen. Gotta get this. And I just got in his path. He wasn't paying attention. I listened to the radio. That's what I was doing. I was going to him back. Was probably listening. A little terror was on my nice. My list back then. A lot. Right in my ear hole. If you act afraid of them, then they're gonna bite you. Well, I'm afraid of them. So it's. I should run it. He's out. Yeah.

[Brett]

So if you're going to the Philippines, I'd recommend walking around with a hat with. Covered in fruit.

[Brady]

Yeah, right. Great idea. Yeah. Walk around like Chiquita banana lady. I'm sure the giant flying monkeys will. Thrilling. Terrible. I'd rather. Yeah, I think I'D rather live in Ukraine right now than live where those bats are and just tolerate my bombs. Yeah, now we're. Now we're in it, though. That was. And that was pretty cool. I got it. I gotta hand it to Ukraine. If that's the kind of stuff they're gonna do with the money we're sending them, I want to see more of that. Where'd they get those drones?

[Brett]

I don't know, but they're pretty because.

[Brady]

They don't have Radio Shacks, you know?

[John Holmberg]

Amazon, man.

[Brady]

You think Amazon's still delivering in Kiev? Oh, yeah. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I think Amazon prime, It only takes two days to get there.

[Brett]

Every morning there's 10 or 12 of.

[Brady]

Those electric trucks driving around just looking like, this is a terrible job. You think they have a fulfillment center in Russia? Of course.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Let's see.

[Brady]

Do everything to bomb Keefe, but don't hit the fulfillment center. That place is awesome.

[John Holmberg]

That's the one thing they agree on.

[Brady]

Look, we won't attack you, the Amazon drivers, or. These fulfillment centers are packed chock full of cool deals.

[Brett]

The last two years, it's been drivers wanted left and right.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Probably can't, you know, another two routes.

[Brady]

Put in that for papers that we need, people. You're not hitting our numbers.

[John Holmberg]

Yes, Amazon does deliver to Ukraine. They use Amazon Global for international shipping.

[Brady]

It is months. Like, as spoiled as we are. Like, yesterday, I. Something called Temu attacked me yesterday. Oh, it's the greatest thing ever.

[Brett]

Did you do it?

[Brady]

Spent about $345 to get my three free gifts.

[John Holmberg]

There we go.

[Brady]

I did it. Oh, unreal. How cool my stuff's gonna be, too. There we go. Got a full drill set. I got a thing to hold all the drills. I got a chair, bed. I bailed for the rental. I almost did, but then you'd buy a little more and it'll go. All right, let's see where you are. And you're like, you're $4.32 away of credits to get to your three free gifts. And I'm like, yes. So I spent about as probably close to about 400 bucks on just towels. Curtains. I don't need curtains. Curtains. I got silverware. I got pots. I got the weird couch. I got sheets.

[Brett]

And so what? What did you end up purchasing?

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying. That was mine. And then the things that I got for free was a DeWalt drill and then a bedroom bed and a bag. I need all this stuff for that Rental. And by the way, yesterday, the guy from Quantum fiber came by to hook up cable. And he walks in and he goes, you would happen to be the guy from the radio, which. And I'm like, I am. And he goes, I was just listening to you. And I'm like, oh, cool, thanks. And then he goes about his business. Nice guy. His name is Eric. And he goes, hey, man, give me a shout out tomorrow. And I. I'm like, okay. And I'm like, what was your name again? He goes, eric. And I'm like, okay. And then I think at the end, he goes, I'm the Cincinnati Kid. And then I walked away. I'm like, what? And I started laughing. So I don't remember. That wasn't what he said, but he gave himself, like, this crazy nickname you heard. And that's what I heard. And I'm like, nobody's that. Don't do that. You're Eric, the Quantum Fiber guy. I'm the Cincinnati Kid. Like, okay, whatever. Somebody hooked up the cable or whatever. They had that Internet yesterday. And pretty cool people are saying to me, those weren't drones, John, that attacked Russia. They struck bombs, those Philippine bats. Now, that I'd be for if you could manage to train those flying monkeys to have bomb strapped to him. And then you have go over Moscow.

[John Holmberg]

What are they selling to Moscow?

[Brady]

Oh, man, if Putin was looking up. And what does in this guy, this little tiny pterodactyls. I don't know what that is, but I'm not comfortable. Ukraine has backs.

[Brett]

Ukraine, Amazon prime, pet.

[Brady]

He's still shocked that Bezos is like, go ahead and build in Ukraine an Amazon fulfillment center. Sir, do you think this is the best time? The Bezos has spoken.

[Brett]

Everything else around it bombed.

[Brady]

Yeah. No, you're touching that. And who's still ordering? I guess you need stuff every day because it keeps getting blowed up. Anyway, I don't think that. I think the coolness of the drone attack, which is really neat, leads to just. You just. You pissed off the wrong Russian. Now it's going to get bad. It was bad before. Now it's going to get real bad. I know they're giggling and having the time of their lives with that, but there's probably still celebrating.

[Brett]

We got a third, but that means.

[Brady]

Two thirds still remaining and heavily armed now. Yeah, I think they're going to launch all two thirds back at them because they. They're not in any wars with anyone else. So this one's. This is not going to be good at all. But it was neat to watch for sure. I really enjoyed it, especially the ingenuity and kind of mountaineersmanship of, you know, it's kind of the way we beat the British from all the stories of breaking all the rules and sitting in trees and plunking them while they were asleep. And we were the original terrorists. We were the original ones that did the war wrong. You're supposed to line up and like dress accordingly and wait. You know, West Virginia, when I lived in West Virginia in the 80s, they still celebrated how they like what kind of radical hillbilly nonsense that they created with their warfare. It was them.

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[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Brett]

Don't go up there.

[Brady]

Ukraine got cute yesterday. I'm not a big five. Look, I'm here for the jokes until the jokes explode. I like all the stuff that goes on in the world, and I'm like, that's funny. Ah, Trump's an idiot. Making fun of Biden being an AI robot. That's cute. But when. When you start looking at it like, I don't know, you just. You just kicked a dude with a lot of nukes in the nuts. I don't think he's that dumb, but I'm not sure. That's scary. So I just don't want to see all these people. And the thing is about this job, met so many military guys, and I'VE And. And, you know, past and current. And you start looking like, I don't want you guys to have to go do anything. Like, they're. They're just. It's weird. Like in your brain when you think of the military, it's kind of faceless, uniforms running into danger. And then you meet all these people and like that. Especially the thing we do at Christmas where you see their families. Yeah. Like, you don't want this to happen. You don't want to. I like it when our military is like, kind of sitting around going, what should we do? I don't. Build some roads or, you know, I don't know.

[Brett]

I'll judge that cooking contest.

[Brady]

Yeah. It just gets weird. So I don't want to see this escalate into anything. Banana. All right, I'm going to read you guys something, and I want you to give an honest assessment. An honest assessment. Like the thing that people always say, you can't blame the victim and stuff like that. Sometimes you can. First off, it starts with the words a Tucson man. So guilty.

[John Holmberg]

Guilty.

[Brady]

Yeah. Immediately. Like, we know if he's. If you've started a story about something terrible and it starts with a Tucson man, chances are, oh, my God, that's my phone. I'm like, what's going on? Yeah. Anyway, so it's a Tucson man. So Tucson man is behind bars. Police say he sexually assaulted a woman inside a bathroom at sky harbor over the weekend. All right. Off and running. Terrible. Right.

[John Holmberg]

First of all, I shouldn't be let up here, but okay.

[Brady]

Yeah. I don't know why we haven't built the wall between Tucson and Phoenix. Because I've been there, and that place needs to have a wall built around it. We're wasting all that money. These fine Mexicans are trying to get in. These people from Tucson are free to roam around. Says authorities responded to the airport Saturday morning after a woman was had reported being in terminal bathroom when a man later identified as Jose Rodriguez San Miguel, knocked repeatedly on the door. I'm assuming the stall door. There are no independent individual bath. Right. This is where it starts getting strange. After a short time, the victim unlocked the doors after knocking had stopped and looked outside to see a man walking away from the bathroom. So maybe it was an individual bathroom. Not sure. But she's got the door unlocked. She peeks, and there's one dude walking away. I'm like, all right, that's it. Then the knocking began again. So the woman said she was almost done. I mean, she's pooping.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Nobody says they're almost done. Unless they're pooping. And nobody gets up, checks out the door, locks it again, and goes back to work. Unless you're pooping. It says when she opened that she was almost done. Miguel reportedly pushed her into the bathroom.

[Brett]

So that sounds into the stall.

[Brady]

So, yeah, now we're back to where he's back in there. And if she was almost done, she was in the door frame. Okay. Inside the bathroom, the victim asked what he. What. What's your. What are you doing? She said, he claimed he worked for the airport and said, I saw how beautiful you were, and I wanted to make sure you were all right. The victim didn't believe him, so she said, show me some id. And he flashed that and then put it in his pocket. Just gave her an ID Flat, you know. Oh, he said he flashed it. I was like, no. Yeah, that happens in a minute.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

Court paperwork details. The victim described how. Then Miguel touched her while she was trying to fight him off. Then he reportedly dropped his pants. Now, this is. This is bad. At this point, it's all on Miguel. All right? He drops his pants and said he wanted to take her to dinner. Not necessarily the order I would do that in.

[John Holmberg]

Nice calling card.

[Brady]

But this is why he's in trouble. Then he put his phone number into her phone. Like there's a missing part. Yeah, there's nothing that. Hold on. Then he sent himself nude images from her phone to his phone.

[John Holmberg]

Wait, so he took pictures of his crank and sent them to himself?

[Brett]

Yeah, but I'm sure.

[Brady]

No, no, no. And nude images of her.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

He found in her. So he was scrolling through her phone.

[Brett]

And this is happening all this time while they're in the stall, they're in the.

[Brady]

In the. And that's what I can't figure out. Is it a stall or is there a bathroom I don't know about at the airport of just an individual bathroom? That's what it sounds like. And I've never been in an airport bathroom where there isn't three people having a disgusting dump. And in this story, it begins with a woman doing that. Like, where are all the other people?

[Brett]

Last Sunday, we went to the movies and afterwards have to go to the bathroom. And I'm following what I think is a dude. Just the back. I'm walking. I go. I walk in the bathroom with him. Sir, you're in the women's bathroom.

[Brady]

Oh, I know, I know. Why don't you give me your phone? So let's recap for a second. Tucson man in the bathroom. Pants are half down. He wants to take you to dinner. He's got your phone. He's put his number in your phone so he can get. And then he scrolled your pictures and found the nudes. Then he fires them over to his phone, and she's just standing there the whole time.

[Brett]

Yeah. The timeline's not matching.

[Brady]

You can knock him over if his pants are half down. He had to either pull his pants back up and nothing's matching up.

[John Holmberg]

Kick him in the junk, just start.

[Brady]

Punching his phone back, his little nuts. So once out of the bathroom, the victim reported the assault, and using surveillance, they located him, took him into custody. Yes, he should be in jail, but this story's not adding up.

[John Holmberg]

The timeline is all f'd way off. Not.

[Brady]

Yeah, like, if I'm a cop and I'm sitting here listening, this is on the news.

[Brett]

You did this and your pants were down the whole time?

[Brady]

Yeah. I don't want to Victim shame, but if somebody says. If somebody's dicks out and then they're like, I want to take you to dinner, I'm like, ah, it depends on where. Like, that's my first thing I'm saying. Like, where are we going? Rah, rah. Room steak 44. What are we up to? No, like, Applebee's. Like, ah. And just punch him in the balls. But, I mean, if he offered a nice dinner, I'm like, the Tucson man can't afford a good dinner. No. Then taking the time to have, like, the. Like, I guess maybe just tap him and he exchange contact. Then he's got to figure out what that just is. Now he's got to go through her phone. What was she doing the whole time? He's Mexican from Tucson. It's not like she felt like he was going to overpower. It's probably about the same size. She's a woman who takes dumps in airports. She's not small. No little woman takes a dump at the airport and is in there for a while to the point where she can hear knocking, pull her pants up, go check the door, shut it, lock it, and go back to more pooping. That's a big lady.

[Brett]

There's. There's no way that could have been that. You know the time frame of someone else walking in. Unless you said there is a private bathroom that I've never known about.

[Brady]

And first off, because it's like, everyone's in there.

[Brett]

You know, a couple ladies are in there using it. They're like, oh, look, if someone's exchanging. Yeah. Numbers.

[John Holmberg]

And I'm a john. I've never been in an airport bathroom where there wasn't at least three or four people in there at all times.

[Brady]

Here's the other thing.

[Brett]

You're waiting.

[Brady]

Let's just call it as we see it. As a privileged white, I would know way before Jose Rodriguez San Miguel from Tucson. I would know way before he did about a private stall bathroom in the airport. Way before privileged whites. We tell each other about, you know, there's a private bathroom for us whites. And like, is that still a thing? It's not really for just whites, but it's the ones that you just assume are executive, but they're not. You can just go in there anytime you want. Nobody says anything. She knew about it.

[Brett]

It says WC on it. White closet.

[Brady]

White closet. Yeah. See? Water closet. That's not true. Yeah, but as a privileged white and let's it look, I admit there's white privilege. We know about the super bathrooms. And anytime you see someone else know about super bathrooms, there's a wink. And I don't say anything to Tucson man. How did he find this? And she knew about it. And she did the worst thing you can do in it. If in fact it is a private bathroom. She took a dump in there. I always, when I'm at the Aria in Vegas, people like, I gotta go to the bathroom. I'm like, let me show you something and I'll take you to a couple of places where they're hidden. Beautiful, like independent stalls with your own sink. And like, oh, it's phenomenal. Not one of those urinal festivals that.

[John Holmberg]

Look, there's a couple. People are saying family bathrooms are single occupancy.

[Brady]

Okay, but you still. She was using the family bathroom to take a huge deuce and you forgot.

[Brett]

To lock the door.

[Brady]

And by the way, knock all you want on a bathroom while I'm dumping publicly. I'm not coming out of there till I'm finished. I'm not checking on that. Why would I ever get up and go, who is banging on the door? Hello, busy? And then shut it. Like if somebody's furiously knocking on the bathroom door and I've got a, you know, I'm dumping. First off, I'm a classy individual. I don't dump in public like that. Second, I'm not getting up to check. And then, well, there was then you see the guy walking away going, ah, all right, back to my deuce. It's not happening.

[Brett]

But, you know, a wall's not going to stop a guy from Tucson.

[Brady]

No, he probably tunneled into the bathroom. So then there's the other question. Never. It says, he was walking away when she checked and she went and shut and locked it and went back to business. And the next thing you know, he's in the bathroom. So I don't know how this is. None of this is adding up to me. I'm against Jose Rodriguez San Miguel. Start an A with the fact he's from Tucson. I'm against you right away. Yes, I am a bigot towards Tucsonians 100% across the board. You say you're from Tucson, I immediately take my wallet and I put it in my hand and I clench up the other hand as a fist in case your stinky Tucson ass gets too close to me. People in this city used to make fun of Gila Bend and Apache Junction. It's because none of them have been to Tucson. Those are fledgling versions of Tucson. Now imagine Apache Junction on steroids and there's like 500,000 people.

[John Holmberg]

This guy should be put in insane asylum. I mean, he's going after a broad that's taking a dump.

[Brady]

Taking a dump.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, I've. You know, I don't care how hot you are. I'm not going to pick up on a chick in a stall.

[Brady]

And it's. And the smell is still in the air. It's like a bad cake.

[John Holmberg]

I hadn't had a chance to wipe yet.

[Brady]

Just.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, Jesus Christ.

[Brady]

Well, that's what she was doing while he was thumbing through her phone looking for nudes and found it. I just have to go clean up. I've got so much. I've got yoo hoo on my thighs.

[Brett]

Unloading that hot meal she had on the flight.

[Brady]

I know sometimes their travel can cause digestive issues. You get back in there and clean it. Meanwhile, I'll go through your phone, send over some photos Tucson style. Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Did you come from India? I smoke curry.

[Brady]

What is that? Jesus, lady. I'm from Tucson and that stinks.

[Brett]

Airdrop.

[Brady]

You airdrop these pictures of your naked ass clean to my phone? Ah. No one can hear your cries. It's a private stall. None of this makes sense. He should go to jail and stuff. But I need her story to be better. Something's not working here. But they did it on the news last night. I looked it up. I'm like, wait a minute. This. There's some jump cuts in this that you went right from, like watching him walk away and then locking up again. And then he's in the room with you. And again it goes back to my Role that the horrors of the possibilities of you taking dumps in public. You probably put yourself in that vulnerable position, but none of it makes sense. And who doesn't have nude shots of themselves? And like, you gotta keep that in some. Especially ladies. Like, you gotta keep that in some sort of private file. I don't have naked shots of me because absolutely no one would want that.

[Brett]

I think he's probably walking, like, figuring that he's got him ready. It's like, there's a good chance I might be able to send somebody. Somebody.

[Brady]

He's not sending them. Brady. Those were naked pictures of her from her phone he found and sent to his phone.

[Brett]

Oh, geez. Oh, yeah, that changes, I thought.

[Brady]

Changes. No, no, no, no. He wasn't firing naked pictures of himself. He found naked pictures of her on her phone and then swap numbers. That takes time. And by the way, you keep doing your thing.

[Brett]

I'm just scrolling.

[Brady]

I have got. It's down to my knees. It's like rain water. It's just running all over. In the meantime, I have your phone. I know.

[Joe Casados]

Ah.

[Brady]

Again, no one can hear your cries. Yeah, it would make sense if you just had dropped. No, he was going through. He got her phone and then fired some pictures from her phone over to his. According to this. Yeah, it's weird. She asked for id. Well, what happens? Like, why aren't you just kicking him in the nuts over and over and over and you know, he's got your phone. Just leave.

[Brett]

Could you hand me some more paper, please?

[Brady]

You're gonna have to help out. I'll let you back in and you can see my gen pop can shots. But I need some tp. I have bungholed this place beyond recognition. Rolls out. I know. I smell it. Yeah, it's. Yeah, I've used. I've actually used the cardboard roller. I undid it and used it as wipe. You're disgusting. I'm from Tucson. We should get married. Anyway, none of it makes sense. Jose Rodriguez San Miguel is still an awful person. But I need you to help me out with how this happened. And more importantly, I need to know where this private bathroom is. I go to the airport. Where is it? It's the reason I fly JSX most of the time is they've got better.

[Brett]

Only I can think of is if they're in the, you know, private lounge. But they're. They would have said that.

[Brady]

Tucson man's not in a private lounge. Spirit Airlines looks at him and goes, no thanks, Tucson man. I don't even think Spirit doesn't even fly to Tucson, do they? They do. It's because they lost a bet or it's a dare.

[Brett]

He's driving up there to take off.

[Brady]

Does Tucson have an airport?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Can we get Ukraine on that real quick? And just let's eliminate one third of that. That's.

[Brett]

You gotta take out one plane.

[Brady]

So this is what he's char. He faces two counts of sexual assault and one count of kidnapping with intent to inflict death. I've never heard that before.

[Brett]

Miss the threat part.

[Brady]

Yeah, I didn't hear that part. He was gonna. Yeah. Reportedly sent himself nude images from her phone while making sexual remarks. So he found her naked pictures in her phone, fired them over to himself. And this was after he had already done the tip top touch of phones where you can exchange your contact info. It's weird. Her story ain't adding up. Where's that bathroom? We just played Five finger death punch. Wash it all away. I think that's our theme.

[Brett]

So maybe it'll be a Netflix.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe it was a hookup and it went bad.

[Brady]

Wouldn't he say that, though? He's still.

[John Holmberg]

I was trying to blame him now.

[Brady]

Yeah, but why would. Why would he pretend she has regrets. Full of regret. We're just quoting mid level two. Yeah, I. I don't get this one, but I watched the news last night. I'm like, nobody's in journalism's asking the right question. She was walking away and she let him in again. Like at that point, clinch up and then go say, hey, I'm trying to take a humongous dump in here. And that guy keeps banging on the women's door.

[Brett]

But you're so beautiful.

[Brady]

You're so pretty. I know. But at this very moment, I'm in full squat, so I'm not that pretty. And I'm telling you, it's taking a few minutes.

[John Holmberg]

It's bad Tucson.

[Brady]

Senorita, you're pretty. You don't know what kind of smells I'll tolerate, ma' am. I live in Tucson. Oh, he's from Tucson. There's no farting him away.

[Brett]

Pinch it.

[Brady]

Pinch it off. Reach down there and get it. Just like Evolita used to do. Oh, they'll make tamales out of it. I'd rather eat that than a tamale. Pretty girl poo a Tucson turd. I'd rather have a pretty girl. No, no, no, Not Tucson. Yeah, that's what tamales are. I'm gonna start calling them that. Tucson turds. Except there's more meat in a Tucson turd than there's a tamale in that mushroom. Don't forget not to put more than one hair's worth of meat in the mash. Now give it away as a Christmas present. Worst present ever. Oh, wow. You spent 7 cents on masa and a string of meat for me. What a thoughtful gift. Don't get me started on those. It's not the time. I do that in November and December when that scam gets going and Mexicans. I've got you figured out on that one. It took us hours in the Home Depot bucket to make the masa. No, it didn't, because this isn't even fully cooked corn husks, wrapping paper. Go to Toys R Us and get me an action figure. That's something. Bring me a mush with a string of meat in it just seems so.

[Brett]

Like, so much work.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's not that. And it's. Trust me for the end result, not worth it if it took you hours. I even told one of the guys this took hours to make. Yeah, it takes a long time. I'm like. And this is the result you'd expect it to be? I don't know. Good. I feel like I'm eating carpet. Mushy, wet carpet. It's a delicacy. If that were true, there'd be tamale restaurants. There aren't gonna like that. It's not a delicacy. They don't serve at a Mexican restaurant. It's like, way down on the list. You would never order tamales at La Pinata or ritos. You'd never just go, I'll have the tamales. It's not a thing. He get a burrito. Like, everybody tamales at Javier's. Of course not. They have good food at Javier's. They don't have some charity. You got me off on the tamales. Anyway, this lady. Sorry it happened to you, man, but I think your story has some holes in it. And I don't know where the media went. I don't know where Channel three and Channel Anybody. Who.

[John Holmberg]

Troy down there. What's going on?

[Brady]

Where's Hayden? You know, we got to get Hayden. That's Troy. You're getting a little lazy behind the desk. That's my rule. But Troy, you gotta get out there and start doing some stories. You ask questions. I've hung out with Troy Hayden, and Troy asks questions like, just chatting with you. I'm like, you are inquisitive. I like that because I am, too. And so we have, like, good conversations that get, like, the question about not just each other, but what we're talking about. And you raise more questions, and that creates more conversation and in depth, philosophical, like chats that are interesting. That's the whole point of journalism. What's this Walter Cronkite thing teaching people? Just take their word for it. Ask a couple questions. There's just got to be a second in there where you're like, hold up. Wait. What? He was back in the room with you? I thought you said he was walking away. Oh, I let him back in. I wasn't dumb. Having a humongous deuce. All right, where's the good bathroom? Let's start there. Oh, it's secret.

[Brett]

Let's hear from him.

[Brady]

Well, I don't want to hear from him. He's a Tucson man. He's guilty. I'm glad. When we corral one of those, anybody who admits to it should be immediately put in handcuffs and stuffed into a. An ice car and deported back to Tucson. Trump should get everybody that says they're from Tucson back to Tucson. It's the best line in a movie called Hamlet. Two hilarious films. Steve Coogan, the last line in it, kids, no matter where you are in this world, just remember, at least you're not in Tucson. And then the camera pulls back, and it's a great line because it's so true. Anyway, yeah, Tucson sucks. It sucks all of it. Anyway, so, lady, I'm sorry for you, but the only thing I really walked away from that story thinking was, where's that bathroom? Because if I ever had to, I don't want to go in that. Airport bathrooms are the worst. I listened to a guy cry in o' Hare once. What? I was young, and I'd never been to a big airport like that. It was the first flight I'd ever been on Western Airlines from o' Hare to Albuquerque, I think. We had a stop in Kansas City. Terrible flight. And I went into the bathroom at o' Hare, and one of the guys in the stall, I think he was weeping, and it was one of those fart noises. It was just a Unleash a party popper eruption. Oh. Oh. And the smell was awful. And he wasn't alone. They're like nine travelers in those stalls. Just. I don't know what airplane travel does to a lot of people. It constipates them.

[Brett]

They're running rich.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. So I've never been in a bathroom. It's like, this is a nice airport bathroom. Nobody's doing anything in. It's not the case. They got 20 minute layovers. 30 minute layovers. And they're just like, I gotta unload one.

[John Holmberg]

The wet beef is gone.

[Brady]

That's why Chicago ate some wet beef. Oh, God damn.

[John Holmberg]

It's no longer with me.

[Brady]

Oh, my heart. I don't know. And now that guy's Pope. It's amazing. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 5, 8, 5 9, 800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KVD. Wake up.

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[Brady]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Brett]

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[Brady]

I have heard enough of this.

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Nope.

[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Come on. No, no he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rud miles to nowhere. Excellent work Katie and the Hobbs starting off yet another glorious day here. Six months in to their reign as champions of Cladio last year and just five short months away from crowning a new one. I know we're. We're seven months from giving them the position of writing our theme song and only five from replacing them. This year's cooking. We're cooking man. People are are with me on this story about Jose Rodriguez San Miguel. There's just something not there. Most guys will tell you that if our wieners are out, the last thing we're thinking about is taking you on a date. Date's over. Like oh yeah please. Or at that. And so the. You know. And what if you have that feeling after that so many men understand and I think women too of I gotta get out of here. When you're done, the last thing you want to do is commit to a meal. Just doesn't add up. Justin Scudella might have something. This is the funniest thing I've read and will read today. I'm pretty sure. Says he asked her to dinner. That lady found out he was going to probably take her out for tamales and said nah, just hurry up with the rape. I agree. Just assault me, batter me around the face and head with that thing. I'd rather do that than eat tamales. Stop it already. The emails as your little weird fingers pound out your thick salsa covered fingers pound out. Tamales are great. No, they're not my tamales. Stop it.

[John Holmberg]

You never had mine.

[Brady]

I'm supposed to go. I'm hanging out with Jose Misa, our buddy and I have his wife makes tamales every Christmas because they're in on the Mexican scam. You people have been snowing us for years and it's because we're white. We don't say anything. I'm the only white guy saying it. It's a cheap gift and you're getting away with murder.

[Brett]

It's emergency food.

[Brady]

It is absolutely holocaust. You know, end of the earth. Kind of like it's. It's punishment food.

[John Holmberg]

Jim Baker queso type of food.

[Brady]

No. That's, like, delicious. This is food for your prisoners. This is like what you give the bad guys. Like, if I was in a. Like, trapped in a sandpaper box for 18 months. Like, all they fed me was tamale matza. I'm like, oh, poor bast. Stop smashing out that. That's good food again. If it's so good, I'll invest in it. Let's get a rest.

[Brett]

Through tomorrow.

[Brady]

He's only. And you'll be out of business in two weeks. Nobody wants them. But white people are. I'm speaking for all of us. And look. And blacks as well. You've been giving them to them too. Mexicans are mondia. Your six cent present sucks. Here, I slaved for hours for you. Here's 27 cents worth of food. Like, that's not a present to anybody. Yeah, this one says if I'm. That. This is from Dana Morris. Yeah, I'm using your name. Dana. It's a girl. If I'm her and I see a sexual assault coming my way and I'm in that bathroom.

[Brett]

Him.

[Brady]

I'm doing some back to fronting as a deterrent class with a capital X.

[John Holmberg]

She wants to fit right in with those Tucson people, so.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, he's from Tucson. He'll appreciate how they do that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's an invite, actually, for him.

[Brady]

If she's not puffed up proper. Yeah. Utis. And like, she's gotta look like a Tucson woman. Looks like a baboon presenting. It's always swollen and red and a little bit off. Cranston suggests maybe she was just in the bathroom clearing out the pipelines for some fun and. Yeah, that's it. It was. I'll do it, but I've got to take a huge dump first. Okay. I'm from Tucson. That's. Okay.

[Brett]

Scroll through some pictures first. And then.

[Brady]

Disgusting. Just gross. Anything. Anyway. Gross. I need to know where the bathroom is. And I'm getting a lot of people emailing me. Say, oh, that bathroom is like. I don't. This is crazy. Extra bathrooms. All right. Remember yesterday? And what would Brady do? Vanessa. She was masturbating and her husband walked in. And then he hasn't had sex with her since. And he's mad at her for it. She's like, what do I do? And Brady said, lose weight. She's probably fat. And he saw it. That's enough of that. We didn't do that. Brett and I used decorum. Yeah, it was. What would Brady do? So he's like, hit the treadmill. Chunks. A lot of nerve on this guy. She emailed back, says, you guys surely don't disappoint. And I wasn't masturbating to an ex, Brett. And no, Brady, I'm not so fat that walking in on me destroys a man's appetite for sexual. And, John, you weren't any better by saying, I haven't shaved down there. And I had, I quote, travis Scott's hair in my ass. Is that what we say? Classy show I listened to. Anyway, it says, he walked in on me and I was pleasuring myself with a purple vibrator, Small. And no, he's not religious like you said. He just doesn't like the tool that he says, quote, replaces him. He didn't know I owned one. I was just trying to hurry it along. I didn't know he was there. He's been weird and won't touch me since. He just says, I'm not going to compete with your battery operated boyfriend, Bob. He's always hated them. In fairness, he's told me his past girlfriend couldn't achieve orgasm with just him, and he felt it was emasculated. So he's emasculating. So he hates them. I was asking you idiots how I fix it. And by the way, I'm five seven, about 153. So it isn't size or hygiene. Try again. Vanessa, five seven, one five three. That's girl weight. That means she's about 166.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. You gotta add 10 radio weight, girls.

[Brady]

Well, anybody who tells you they're 153 and you'll never see them, she's 160 something. That's a little big. So you got a little size, but not enough. Too good.

[Brett]

Middleweight championship.

[Brady]

Yeah. You're out there. You're fighting Canelo. You're making weight. Yeah. You and Saul Alvarez are gonna hop in the ring together. Nobody's gonna say it's unfair. He's about five' eight. You're evenly matched in a good fight with the champ. Hold, Cinnamon.

[Brett]

But a couple of things.

[Brady]

Yeah. You're not so fat that it's, like, disturbing to walk in. Right. You're a little thick, though.

[Brett]

Yeah. But I think the fact that she knew he does not like this thing.

[Brady]

Well, she.

[Brett]

Yeah, but you know what that's all like? Like it is to a degree that you're putting on yourself, but all sudden. If you knew that, I wouldn't, you know, but stop being a.

[Brady]

Baby. If she's still having orgasms for you, who cares?

[Brett]

I think where he's rattled, then he's maybe figuring, oh, she's not having orgasms.

[Brady]

Then you're an insecure brain.

[Brett]

Then you need to talk about it.

[John Holmberg]

He needs to quit being a pussy.

[Brady]

Yeah. This is not on her. Her. She's five seven and a little bit thick. Not disturbingly bad. You could drop a few. We all could. Vanessa, it's okay. But, yeah, she's allowed to have pleasure in her life without him, and she's got to do something. And what. I mean, her hand would be just the same as the thing if it's giving her pleasure and he's not, and that's what's bothering him. And if she's still having sex with you and enjoying it, what do you care what she does when you're not there? Like, you know, if she's got a tool that helps her get through it and expedites the process a little faster, that's great. And then the more she has them, the more she will have them. It doesn't make it less like the more in touch with her body. She is. And I'm talking to him. He's not even there. Vanessa's the one. So, Vanessa, you just. You know what? Go about your business. I'd break that thing out in front of him over and over and over again until he either gets over it or throws a baby. That's a tantrum. That's a mantrum. Big baby. Oh, I don't like those things. All right, well, get over it. It's. That's what women use.

[Brett]

I'd say the most important thing for her is make sure you include him on that more sex.

[Brady]

Well, he won't do it. Oh, yeah. But, yeah. Oh, you know what? You know what?

[Brett]

Because. Yeah, because she could be doing that when he's like, I'm in the house. I'm ready to go. And I know sometimes you. You don't want that person or whatever.

[Brady]

Please. Bottom line is, Vanessa, you've got the ultimate weapon. Go over there, let him have at your ass, and he'll be over it because there's no. You don't need a vibrator for that.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. He seems pretty. He's Uptight. I don't think he would do that either.

[Brady]

Maybe if he turns that down, he's. Then you've just got a bigger problem. Oh, yeah, I don't go up and go. I just. I'm sorry. I want to try something new and you know, Metamucil the day before. You should know the rules. I shouldn't have to teach you. Clean that thing, you know, make it spotless and then throw some oil all over it. And then go over to him and go, I'm sorry. I feel really bad. I want to try something with you. And then give him that. Give him the other thing and then he'll be fine again. If he's not. If he's like, no, you have a battery operated boyfriend. You are dating a nine year old.

[Brett]

Yeah. Move up.

[Brady]

Yeah, just. Yeah, just skip thinking about it. But thank you for doubling down on and that's what Nick says. You're telling me this guy never does it himself? It's not a replacement of her. I'm guarantee you he does. I don't use, like toys. So you're still doing it. He's a baby. You're with a baby. My cop friend says. Yep. She's quoting her driver's license weight. I think most cops look at the weight on the driver's license. That's why they ask for your driver's license. They don't care about who you are. I just want to see your weight. Right?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Let me see Your driver's right. 142. Here you go. Let me put this back in your hoof.

[John Holmberg]

What's the other leg weigh?

[Brady]

Can you clamp this with your cloven hoof? Because you're £143. My ass.

[Brett]

When's the new license due? Oh, that's why it's coming up.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. 32 years ago, you were 143. Not anymore. Yeah, 153. Add 10 at least. From a woman to telling you over the radio she's 153. Nobody ever. No woman ever tells you her real weight anyway. Especially if she's not in. Like, if it's just on the honor system lies.

[John Holmberg]

Our cop Batman agrees with the. With the cop weight thing.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah. It's your driver's license plate. And you lied about that, too. And oh, my goodness, dudes, it's mostly on guys. I had a friend a long time ago named Marshall who if a girl ever used a vibrator, I break up with her. Like, why? Because if I'm not enough and I'm like, dude, get over yourself. You're not. You're not enough. Compared to that, you're not enough. Why deprive her from my cool stuff? So this thing buzzes and goes nuts. That's fantastic. Are you kidding? As a dude, if we had some sort of a machine that was like super awesome and gave us a different experience and it buzzed and it vibrated and it don't we' it in a second. Dude. Contraptions are gross because we make them filthy. And then you got to wash them and that's embarrassing. I just think you to stuff it in there and it starts going. And then you're like, I'm gone. And then you're in the bathroom with a dish towel. Like, ah, what have I done? I'm a pig. Tricks just. And they put their clothes back on and the day's okay. We don't have to go mop up. We got got stuff all over the place and nooks and crannies. We got to turn that weird rubber thing inside out. It's not normal. We sell those mouths. Have you ever tried one of those?

[John Holmberg]

I haven't tried one, but I've seen them.

[Brady]

It's pretty awesome. But it is pathetically sad when you're done when you and you look at it and you're like, jesus Christ, what have I become? You're not proud of you. There's no pride.

[John Holmberg]

Can you hose it out? Or how do you clean the dishwasher?

[Brady]

You go in the bathroom, you open the weird mouth and you fill it with water and you dump it out a few times and you put some dish soap in there.

[Brett]

Warm water and soap.

[Brady]

It's so sad to have just a detached mouth. And it's got lipstick on. Not like you didn't put it there. It's like fake sometimes. I bet you did, but I didn't. And you use it. It's hilarious. And then. And then you've got to go stretch this inanimate mouth out. Wash yourself out of there. It's the saddest moment in a man's life. Toys for men are pathetic. Chicks can keep it in their purse.

[Brett]

They can top rack it in the dishwasher.

[Brady]

Yeah. Some girls keep their little magic rabbits in their purse. You imagine if we were walking around with big old pair of lips.

[John Holmberg]

It's like you got Mick Jagger in your back pocket or something.

[Brady]

Lips attached to some sort of esophageal tube. Because that's what's there in your fanny pack. It' flesh colored. Yeah, you just got. Oh, that's my. I'm looking for a couple bucks and some change here. But that's my.

[Brett]

Get this out of the way.

[Brady]

Sometimes at work, I get a little bored. But, yeah, there's nothing worse than a man toy. You gotta go clean up. I've tried all that. I think they're hilarious. The one that was just a butt. It was awesome. Felt like a real butt, but it didn't have an upper body attached or legs. It was just a butt. And girl parts was kind of raised up. I couldn't bring myself to that. I gave it to my buddy Garrett. He took it.

[John Holmberg]

Secondhand toy.

[Brady]

No, I didn't get. It was still in the box.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. All right.

[Brady]

Yeah. I looked at him. I took it out and I spanked it. And I grabbed. Like. This feels like Livy Dunn. And I'm giving it. I'm like, this is amazing. But then thank God for my brain, because I didn't just jump right in. I thought, well, what happens when you're done here? I gotta go get a hose. This is too big for the sink. Either that or I gotta get in a bathtub with it, wash it out, and the next thing you know, in your backyard, putting a garden hose and a. Essentially a quartered woman. I've got some of Lacy Peterson in my house.

[John Holmberg]

Got the Ryobi power washer out there in the driveway.

[Brady]

Nice day. Hubab. What is that? It's an ass. It's a detached human ass. Has it got a vagina? Sure does. No legs, no upper body. Doesn't talk. Yeah. Did you name it? Stephanie. All right. Nice work. How about that? He's got a new wife, but it's gross. The cleanup is gross. Girls are just buzz done. They're lucky. Totally. But, Vanessa, you don't. You shouldn't feel bad even in the slightest about that. Not even a little bit. And then you got to wash that mouth out with Lifebully. It's like. It's like a Christmas story, Brady. You should have to try that just to feel the shame. Just give yourself a detached mouth hug from Fascinations or Castle or whatever. And then in the end, it is such a painfully. You'll laugh because I've talked to you about it. It like to people who don't have access to this show, telling you the pitfalls of things, and you find out on your own. At least you would know going in. Oh, this is what John was talking about. If you do this on your own, like I had to do. No one told me. The sadness of that strange naked walk over to wherever the bathroom or the sink is with holding that mouth that is now just. Is defiled and you gotta clean it. Or worse still, just put it back. Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And it's crusty for next time.

[Brady]

And there's gonna be a next time. As much as you swear it off. This is disgusting. I'll never do this again. Like that. Two days later, you're like, where's that mouth at?

[John Holmberg]

You gotta fill it with soap and water and shake it like a martini or something or what?

[Brady]

I tried that. But the mouth is not sealed. So it just. Like, you basically are. You know, you're gonna get. When the mouth opens it and then it barfs out all that. It's not. It's.

[Brett]

It takes his water pick in there.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, It's. That's actually a good idea, but it's still. That stuff is not. You got to get in there, clean it. I turned her mouth inside out. I found a way to go and turn it around, and then you can kind of scrub it that way. It's not easy. It's gross.

[John Holmberg]

Donnie says having to clean the flashlight after is the only reason women haven't been replaced.

[Brady]

It's so true. Cleaning out. I couldn't use a flashlight because it's too utilitarian. It's got too many uses. Like, if I'm in the middle of Fleshlight and I'm like, what was that? And I turned the light on. Is an intruder. Like, I don't. I can't. I can't have it be a Swiss. Hello, robbers, where are you? It can't be a Swiss army. You know, it's got to be a one use only. The one that I saw that was cool was just a pair of lips and two small flesh boobs, like, attached to the lips. I'm like, this isn't even anatomically possible. And there it is. Hilarious. But it is what it is. Vanessa, you're fine. You need to go. You know what you need to do? And some guys need to hear this. You need to have the sit down and just go. You're being a humongous. A huge baby. And I'm allowed to do. I am a human woman who has needs and whatever. And sometimes I don't want to be with another person. I want to just hurry along. I don't want to have to worry about you. And what. That's what we do all the time.

[John Holmberg]

Gotta knock it out quick.

[Brady]

Like, I've always said, no man is ever really concerned about when you come home because he can't wait to see you. He just needs a timeline. Where are you, honey? I'm out at the store. What's going on? Just seeing when you were coming home. Oh, click. I got 18 minutes. That's it. We've never once called to find out when you're really coming home. We're either hungry. Oh, we've got some free time, and we're gonna use it our way. No, Ladies never fall for that. Where are you? I was just gonna feed the fish. I'll be home in 20 minutes.

[Brett]

Okay. Pick up some fish food on the way.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, do that. Add five, and if they say, oh, seven or eight minutes, oh, we're out of diet Dr. Pepper. Can you grab some real quick? Just give yourself an extra seven or eight minutes. Minutes. It's all you need. We've never cared when you're coming home. Not one of us, ever. Ever. The text. Where are you? When are you coming back? I'm on my way home.

[John Holmberg]

20 minutes.

[Brady]

Okay, perfect. I can actually make love to me.

[John Holmberg]

I can actually find a good video just to rush into the first one.

[Brady]

Light some candles, put a little bow tie on it. It maybe even have a meal. But not a tamale, and I'm already sick of it. I got seven or eight of you. I got seven or eight of you already telling me the tamales go to.

[John Holmberg]

Go to the tamale store on Cave Creek. I got three of those.

[Brady]

I got to drive to Cave Creek for tamales on Cave Creek.

[John Holmberg]

Like, Cave Creek and, like, Greenway or something.

[Brady]

I got to go to Greenway for tamales. No, tamales could be in our parking lot. And I'd say that's disgusting. I'm not saying you can't eat them like a normal, but no one ever does. Was I'm saying they're not a present. That's not a gift. If I give you a bag of wheat pennies. Here's 18 wheat pennies. They stopped making these in the 30s. You'd be like, that's 18 cents, you piece of. That's all you gave me. But it's the thought that counts. Yeah, and you thought, what's the cheapest gift I can get this guy? So that's what counts. What is it? $0.02 on average, the cost of a tamale, plus labor. And most of that's illegal, so it's like 41 cents to build a tamale. Tops. That's counting Abuelita's wage.

[John Holmberg]

I'm going Home Depot and picking up some of them dudes to make these things.

[Brady]

No way. I don't want one. If I had a group of Mexicans cooking for me and I made them make tamales, I have missed out on all the deliciousness that is Mexican food. Dude, if I had a bunch of Mexican chefs and they're like, what do you want? The last thing I'm saying is tamales. Like, I want a red sauce enchilada cheese enchiladas. I want a burrito. Stuff that thing full of beef.

[John Holmberg]

The Chris Valenzuela's never made you tamales.

[Brady]

Of course not. It was. Well, at Christmas time. Yeah, see? Loaded everybody up. And the worst part is when they hand you the tamales in a grocery bag. Like food city or bashes or whatever. Like, here you go. Like, you didn't even take.

[John Holmberg]

But then you know it's authentic if it's in a food city.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, sure, it's got the real masa. Yeah, but. But they give you that thing and you're like, okay. You couldn't take the time to put it in a box and wrap the box. It's not a present. My birthday's coming.

[Brett]

Depot. Bucket in the driveway, and the guy's got the dewalt.

[Brady]

Girl. He's got a mixer on the end. Merry Christmas.

[John Holmberg]

He's even mixing. Either mixing grout for the tile or tamales.

[Brett]

I spent a bucket.

[Brady]

Spent $11 on 400 presents. Garbage, garbage. My friend, disgraced Dr. Jordan says whenever. He said, it's so true. Whenever you ask your wife when she's coming home, because I always drop the line. Drive safe, baby. Don't speed. Oh, you're Jordan. You're so sweet. That's right, I'm sweet. Yeah, then you definitely can't maybe even have a drink before. How you doing? Oh, look who got here. What?

[John Holmberg]

Foreplay with pornhub.

[Brady]

Oh, sometimes foreplay with yourself is awesome. Anyway, tamales. And I don't want to hear from any of you guys emailing me about tamales. I'm so right about tamales. It's painful. And every time I tell this story to an authentic Mexican, they laugh like, ah, crap, he's on to us. Like, you guys know what you've been doing and that whole workload thing. You know what nobody ever does when they buy you a good present, Tell you how long it took him to shop for it? I put a lot of time and energy into this and a lot of effort. It's more than just the cost. I wandered the streets for days. Like, nobody ever says they get a good present for somebody. You don't have to Explain how much work it was.

[John Holmberg]

Look, asshole, go on Amazon.

[Brady]

You're done.

[John Holmberg]

Five minutes.

[Brady]

But that would cost more than. Unless you go to TEMU and they get those three prizes for three cents. You just have to spend $400 you didn't know you were going to spend that day. Either way, I'm onto this thing. Fine. If you like tamales, eat them up. It's not a present. My birthday's July 26th, right around the corner, and I, and I alone have that birthday. Everybody else is celebrating my birthday, even if it's theirs. I'll let you know that right away. But, yeah, if you've got. Nobody's ever brought me tamales like my, you know, landscapers or anything. Nobody's ever said, you're gonna get them.

[John Holmberg]

Now you know that's happening.

[Brady]

Throw them back at you. You. And you know why? Because I can't talk Abelita into making a single batch. It's not. It's not worth. It's a waste of her time. She's smarter than that. She doesn't sit at that Best Western doing dentistry all day thinking that I should do tamales just for single dates. Nope.

[Brett]

They've got them in a freezer just.

[Brady]

Like people have from Christmas last year. Yeah, gross. How many times is that a thing where they got leftovers from last year that they give to me? I'm not. Trust me, you're wasting. I'm not eating them. Jose's wife makes them. They're okay, but thank God she adds olives, so I have an excuse to say I hate olives. We can make them without. Mike, don't go out of your way. We're good. And then I take Jose out. We'll go to dinner sometimes and we go to Mexican place. You know what he never orders. Well, he's bragging about his awesome tamales. He's never. I've never seen him eat one in public ever.

[Brett]

Now he's forced to. The quarter. He asked to.

[Brady]

Yeah, we're going. We're going somewhere tonight. We're gonna go. I'm gonna take him someplace Mexican. I'm like, well, go ahead. They're so good.

[Brett]

I. I'll order for him. He'll have the tamale.

[Brady]

Yeah, I'll get for him because I know what he loves. Like, he think. He thinks it's a present, so it must be great, you know, it would be awesome if he just brought over one of those hardcore chinat plates with tin foil over the top of it and handed me a burrito and red sauce. That's a present. That's something. Somalis not a fan. Anyway, what do you got on the big board of musical treats there, Brett?

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Had a guy yesterday, said he got his pivot stolen. Doesn't wanna cause any trouble with anybody. But he definitely wanted Brett's private number. Said, I don't have any intention of being a terrible person, but my new. And it was a switchblade. It was the new. It's pretty nice. You got one of those? Yeah, Those are pretty good switchbacks.

[Brett]

Great.

[John Holmberg]

It's a really good best all around bike for uphill, downhill.

[Brady]

Yeah, I mean, you know, I would.

[John Holmberg]

Argue then the new. The new Firebirds are out too, which.

[Brady]

For downhills are ridiculous. Does make a difference too, which is crazy. Oh, they're such good bikes. Get on over there and get a bike.

[John Holmberg]

Well, just pick up a new one then. Josh's got you.

[Brady]

Yeah. Summer's here. We're almost to the point now where the trails are all mine, where all you people are about to.

[John Holmberg]

The bees. Done.

[Brady]

These are about done. This rain screwed stuff up. Once it gets to 105, the bees go away. Okay, so. And the snakes too. So my time to shine is starting in this weekend. We have 107. Some stray bees, a random snake or two at dusk, but 105, when the temperatures don't drop below 100 before the sun goes down. There's no snakes, there's no bees. And I ride every. Everywhere.

[John Holmberg]

You don't have to run around like Wahlberg and dude, all over the place.

[Brady]

The plants aren't killing the bees. Yeah, I. I can't stand that. So I just. I've ignored it. And this is the last weekend probably before it gets really hot, so I'll be all over that.

[John Holmberg]

On the list. Megadeth. Sweet fox on the run. For the fox bats that are Running around. As much as Trip was bitching about the Wake up song the other day.

[Brady]

We can't go Roboto to Fox on the Road now. Tripp came in yesterday, goes, normally I hate the Wake up song because it's stupid. But today. And we're like, yeah, Loved Roboto was the worst one I've ever heard. And you forget you talk to an elderly radio man.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And you realize that he was in the went through. He was in the heart of his career when Roboto was a huge hit. And he said that they did a big like press push for the Roboto show in Chicago. He saw the first one so it scarred him. If you don't know the Mr. Roboto, they did an operatic stage show instead of a concert. Sticks did. Nobody knew that.

[Brett]

Giant Tilroy too.

[Brady]

Yeah. What the crazy thing is is that none of the fans knew that's what was gonna happen. That there was a spoken word story.

[John Holmberg]

It was like a play, a Broadway play. Yeah.

[Brady]

And they were touring it around and no one knew what the hell was going on. And it was all about that album, Mr. Roboto. And then they'd sing a song and everybody look at each other goes, what the hell were the last 11 minutes about? That song would end and there'd be another 11 minute moment where the band's running around performing. No. It was critically destroyed and should be. And it kind of wrecked the band. And Roboto is one of the worst hit songs in the history.

[John Holmberg]

But it was stuck in your head all day long.

[Brady]

It's doing it now. Just thinking about it.

[John Holmberg]

Prince. The Bat Dance is on there.

[Brady]

Forgot about that.

[John Holmberg]

Full of regret for Danko Jones from the. The broad that was in the. The stall.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Power Matt 5000. Invade.

[Brady]

Destroy.

[John Holmberg]

Repeat for Zielinski. Kill Switch. Engage. Hate Breed Rat. Iron Maiden. Creed. Static X, Corn, Ozzy. The Eagles. Get over it for Vanessa's boyfriend.

[Brady]

Which Eagle song is that?

[John Holmberg]

That was that one that they got back together for.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. Geez. People remembered that.

[John Holmberg]

And Paparo.

[Brady]

Terrible. That was an awful like. Let's do Full of Regret by Danko. All right. You brought. You just mentioned it earlier this morning. It's full of. Gretchen. That's a great one. Danko Jones. Full of regret. Regret. Regret. Really, John? Oh, I think I'm turning Japanese. I believe. I really think Vipers might be. It's Danko Jones, everybody. It's your Wake up song. It's 98. Hey.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird.

[Brady]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Brett]

No membership.

[Brady]

I have heard enough of this.

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

Well, it sounds like M and P Guns is committed to providing the customers with the best possible service and selection.

[Brett]

That's a fact. You can visit us at the store at northeast corner of 12th street and Indian School or online at mmpguns.com ready.

[Brady]

To beat the heat? Hooters is making waves with our new sun, surf and seafood deals. For a limited time, cool down with an ice cold sun cruiser starting at just $5 and dive into amazing shrimp specials Monday through Saturday. Like a dozen buffalo shrimp for only $12. Catch our sensational crab leg sundaes where you can add an extra half pound for just $9 when you order a full pound. We'll see you this summer at Hooters, but hurry before these hot deals sail away. Hooters More than just wings Converts. Morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. Cook it along. I'm. I'm just. Now, see, I never. I hate when I bring up my tamale argument because I know I'm right and somebody said, John, you like elote a lot. I do. Like the street corn. Love the street corn. Especially at Eric's family barbecue. I've never had better elote than Eric's family barbecue. On top of the fact that their barbecue is probably the best I've ever had to. And it's cooked by a hero and his family. Antony. But if I came to you with a bowl of soup on, like, the 23rd of December.

[Brett]

Christmas soup.

[Brady]

Just a soup. Just a soup? Yeah, for you and your family. And it was in a bag. It was just a soup I made. You'd be like, this guy's out of his mind. What is he doing? So you can't bring me cup of anything or a bowl of anything. That's not a present. It's not a present.

[Brett]

You want frankincense?

[Brady]

I want a present. I want a present. If you're gonna take the time to get me a present. Like if white people made Rice Krispies squares and then just started handing them to people door to door like that they worked with, you'd be like, cheap, mother. What's this? Marshmallows and Rice Krispies. It's like it cost you 11 to 12 cents per square, tops. Now, I'm not saying that it's all about the cost of a present, but if I gave you anything that only cost me 11 cents, I don't care about you that much.

[Brett]

That's just one. I'm giving you a dozen.

[Brady]

Step it up. Bring me a bag of chips and salsa.

[Brett]

There you go.

[Brady]

It's cheap. It's easy. But you know what? I know that tortillas are more expensive than masa. We need more wet socks to enhance the flavor of the masa. It's so gross. That stuff is gross. Yeah, but Ray said. I thought you loved elote. Yeah, but if anybody's good at my doorstep with a creamy elote, I'd thank them. And I'd throw that away immediately. I'm not eating your creamy homemade food. Yuck. I know what you can do to that. Don't stop giving me home baked.

[Brett]

Baked. But most of the time. Meals for the holidays. Who what it you buy the tamales for the holidays.

[Brady]

Who? White people. Do Mexicans make it right? White people buy them. Oh, you buy them from people? Like, you buy. No, you don't get. Just.

[Brett]

Ronnie has one.

[Brady]

You get a client that thinks it's a present. Right. It's not a dozen.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Jesus Christ. That's a year's worth of tamales. Do you go. You pile through a dozen of them? Them?

[Brett]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, my goodness.

[Brett]

It's easy.

[Brady]

It is. The first bite's the hardest one. I'd rather go to the dentist. Just drill. What? Drill, baby, drill. Treat my mouth like there's oil in it. Just go down in there. Frack this thing. Well, you're fine. I don't care. Do fillings in all 32. It's this or eating tomorrow, families. So just stop it with the. I. I hate that I'm, like, now in arguments about it. I'll just come to your house with some homemade soup and you think I'm nuts. Here's some soup. I stirred it up.

[Brett]

Bloomberg stew.

[Brady]

I started up Christmas stew. It. Nobody wants any of your homemade food. Here's some stew. I made you some Swedish stew. I'm Swedish. If I brought you kuka core or lutvis, you'd be like, what is this? This Saltfish. It's dry saltfish. Yuck. Oh, it took me time, though. That's terrible. Give me an Amazon gift card or Starbucks or something. Something I can use. It's right up. Loot. Fisk. Sorry. I get on these and. That's our word today. Later, by the way. So look it up. I'm going to say ludfisk.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Jesus.

[Brady]

I'm throwing ludfisk out. The worst thing in the world. My grandparents tried to convince me because I'm sweeter Swedish, that. That's supposed to be something my mouth wants, and I'm still not working. Oh, my. There is nothing worse than Swedish cuisine topped off by horrible lutevisk. What is this big, white, dry thing in the center of the table? Dinner. What? Has it been cooked yet?

[Brett]

Because it looks like.

[Brady]

What is that? Lutvisk.

[Brett]

Oh, just give me a bar of Dove.

[Brady]

Oh, Dove is with. And you salt it? Yeah, Dove has more flavor. Lutvis has so much salt on it that, like, the ocean is like, that's a lot of salt. So bad. But I would. I wouldn't dare take my Swedish crap to people's house. It's like, if I just give you Ikea furniture, be like, stop it. Well, I'm Swedish. I don't want your cultural presence. I Want toys and money and gift cards like everybody else. That's it. And like the Ackermans up there at react defense, they don't mess around. Joy makes cookies that are the size of your dining table. Thousands of dollars worth of cookies, and there's variety. None of them tamale flavored, so you know she's done it, right? No, thanks. This is for $100,000. John, would you eat tamales while listening to 3 11? Well, I'm not an idiot. Yeah, if you gave me 100,000 tax free, I'd listen to Amber is the color of your energy and choke down a wet sock with a string of meat in it. Amber is the color of your energy. Whoa. Chia, chia, chia. I gotta rap now. Time for me to rap. I'm white rapping. Cause we're 311 now I'm gonna sing. Cause we're 311 we are uncreative because we're 311 cheer, cheer. They're the tamales of music. Oh, man. Poor. Doesn't taste good. Yuck. Anyway, we'll get to that man cave word in just a little bit. Right now, it's time for the Brady Report. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] get your shade already. Here comes the sun, everybody. The Beatles warned you, and it's ready to go. You get your shade installation. All those beautiful things put on your back patio. They're automatic, electric, retractable shades. When the wind gets going, if the monsoons go and you forgot to put it in, it'll do it itself. It's smart like that. And they can block up to 95% of the sun's rays, UV rays, the bad ones, and cut the dust and wind right out. Drop the temperature up to 20 degrees on your back patio. That sounds fantastic. AllProchade.com that's where you go. Before we go to the thing, I scream says homework. Sounds like a guy who prefers Miracle Whip as a sole condiment on anything. I'd hate to see his fridge Miracle Whip. That would mean I'd have to like mayonnaise and then fake mayonnaise is on it. No, I have a fantastic palette and Miracle Whip is not included. And neither is tamales. But I dip a tamale in Miracle Whip to give it flavor. See what I did there? Brady reporting.

[Brett]

Good Tuesday morning to Phoenix.

[Brady]

Hello, world.

[Brett]

Happy National Egg Day. A pole asked people, when you buy eggs, do you generally buy white or brown eggs? 67% people say white eggs. 20% said brown.

[Brady]

Does it matter? Yeah, that's racist.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think it does actually matter. Whatever I grab.

[Brady]

Yeah, whatever. Am I disappointed when I crack it open and there's brown ones in there? No, I just thought brown chickens did that.

[Brett]

And of course the poll asked, what are they?

[Brady]

What are they? Homes. They made you some eggs.

[Brett]

Which came first, chicken or the egg? 44 of people said the chicken, 32 said the egg, 24 aren't sure.

[Brady]

The cell.

[Brett]

The cell came first, then it turned into a chicken.

[Brady]

No, it's turned into probably an egg first or just morphed into.

[Brett]

It's got a creature first because the creature lays the egg.

[Brady]

Egg. But if the cell comes first, then cells develop and then they. They'd become eggs and then the creature would come from the egg. Cell development wouldn't create chickens.

[Brett]

Then what about other animals that aren't coming from eggs? It's all cellular, so it forms the.

[Brady]

Creature, you know, in certain instances. But egg laying animals would have to be an egg first.

[Brett]

But they're saying like, you know, a.

[Brady]

Shelled egg because everything is eggs. You're an egg. You came from eggs too. Just not the eaten kind and not the crackable. Yeah, so we're all that. So it's cellular. It's just the formation of that dependent upon the original cell.

[Brett]

Couple of basis fun facts. The Secret Service was originally created in 1865 to deal with a rampant counterfeiting to stabilize America's financial system. By the end of the Civil War, nearly one third of all currency in circulation was counterfeit.

[Brady]

Also, you're. So prior to changing over, well, our president's head got blown off. So I'm pretty sure Secret Service was like, maybe we should have somebody walking with them all the time that had a little something. Maybe we should have somebody guarding the door.

[Brett]

But anytime you're changing currency over too.

[Brady]

Sure. Well, there was some turmoil back one currency. And you're told. Well, you're also telling a bunch of people that didn't want to be part of the country their currency was crap.

[Brett]

No good.

[Brady]

So guard the president. The last guy's head turned into a turkey shoot. Guard.

[Brett]

If you're over 50, the world population has doubled in your lifetime.

[Brady]

Crazy.

[Brett]

How about that?

[Brady]

Too many people. We got way too many people.

[Brett]

Terrell Owens is the only player in the NFL history who scored a touchdown against all 32 teams.

[Brady]

In fact, that's cool.

[Brett]

He scored at least two touchdowns against all of them during his career as a wide receiver with five different teams.

[Brady]

Do you realize that if it's true that because I'm 52. That the world population has doubled since my birth.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

That if I live to 104, there'll be 14 and a half billion people on the planet. If that holds true.

[Brett]

If it keeps going away. But they're saying it, it's kind of.

[Brady]

Slowing up just in Japan and America, not everywhere else, especially Muslim nations in Africa and China. Like, nobody's having birth rate issues outside of the. And that's why I think all these stories come out like, oh, kids hate having sex nowadays. They don't go out out. And they make kids feel like, oh, if I do want that. It's weird. I saw a thing the other day that they said kissing someone who's depressed, you can catch it.

[Brett]

Yeah. Anxiety. You get there.

[Brady]

Yeah. It was last week, I saw a thing on the news again. Yeah. I thought you did that. I was like, I've heard this, but kissing can cause depression. And they're like, they're trying to stop us. AIDS originally was invented. You want to get me off on my Alex Jones? They invented aids. And don't fool yourself, because they did. When they invented that, they gave it to the nations that were overpopulating with no money. Africa had AIDS first. Surprise, surprise. That's how they get you. And then it came over here and it got out of control. But they've been doing population control stuff for a long time, trying to quell this and take sex away from us. What's the fastest way to make a population stop? Stop. Besides killing them, is make sex lethal. And in our lifetime that happens.

[Brett]

Super gonorrhea.

[Brady]

Yeah. All the diseases showed up once the population started just going bananas. And he's got a. And now they're talking nanobots. Where they found another way. Well, if it's going to go nuts, let's run with it. The old you can't beat them, join them thing. Nanobots could give US life to 120 because they can cure diseases internally. They'll find them before, you know, and they're packed up with antibiotics and medicines and things and they can cure, you know, hearts and lungs if we live to 120. They've got a resource of money until you're 100. We'll be working a century of our lives. No, thanks. And that just pays for the generation behind you, you know, Then each one goes and goes, or in front of you, actually. Oh, it's terrible, terrible. It's all a game, it's a scam. But if we have 14 and a half billion people on the planet, and you keep thinking that global warming is a problem. It's people warming. That's the issue.

[Brett]

Another poll was conducted asking people about if they like their name, their first name, 10%. Basically, they don't like their first name.

[Brady]

You don't use yours.

[Brett]

Yeah, but it's not like I don't. I just. That's what I was always called.

[Brady]

Yeah, they named you David and then they skipped it. I still don't get that. You need to ask your mom that.

[Brett]

I did. She basically said, we just started calling you Brady.

[Brady]

Why didn't they just call you Brady David then?

[Brett]

They could have switched it around.

[Brady]

I guess they did switch it around.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, so you didn't choose it, they chose it for you.

[Brady]

They named him David Brady and then never called him David.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay.

[Brady]

Which I find they just want to.

[Brett]

Go through the paperwork, the hassle.

[Brady]

No, no, I'm just saying initially they agreed that David would be your neighbor name. And then somewhere along you're like, nope, your dad's Tom.

[Dick Toledo]

Not. Not David Tom, right?

[Brady]

No, he's Thomas Edward and Thomas Edward Bogan. It doesn't make sense. You don't have any questions. Yeah, I asked her.

[Brett]

I said, we just felt, you know, as you're growing up or you know.

[Brady]

When did it switch Brady fit better. Do you. Did they tell you when it made the swaparoo?

[Brett]

I think from. She said. Said from the get go right out.

[Brady]

Of the hospital, like we made a mistake.

[Brett]

She put the David on there because the maybe Catholic side of it that you have.

[Brady]

Oh, they gave you a little. Is David a Catholic name? No, I thought it was just a statue.

[Brett]

King David.

[Brady]

Oh, I just know he's in it. I just didn't know if he's not one of the apostles though, like John, Mark, Matthew, that kind of thing. Dude, in the Bible, in the Old.

[Brett]

Testament, he was the.

[Brady]

So they gave him like you just got a bible name. And they said, but we're not going to stick to that.

[Brett]

Probably.

[Brady]

Did they agree immediately out of the hospital that we're not calling them David though?

[Brett]

Just. Just started calling me Brady.

[Brady]

But. But they had to talk about it. They had to.

[Brett]

Yeah, like who? Who? I'll ask her again.

[Brady]

Yeah, because they couldn't. Yeah, they couldn't have said, we all agree.

[Brett]

My dad wouldn't have been the one.

[Brady]

So your mom just said, and by.

[Brett]

The way, if I were to guess would be my mom, like.

[Brady]

So here's what I think happened then. Your dad wanted bra David. And she said, no, Brady. And then she just overwhelmed you with the word Brady until he had to give in. I would venture to guess for the first seven or eight months of your.

[Dick Toledo]

Life, Tom wasn't stopping that moving.

[Brett]

No, he's not.

[Brady]

First seven, eight months of your life was her just calling you Brady like crazy. Like naming a dog.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And then he'd come home from work and try David out and he wouldn't respond. He's like, God damn it, it's Brady lady. She wins. Ask her and tell her to be honest about it, because there's no way you go through the paces of naming a kid and then get in the car from the hospital and go, but we're never going to call him that, right? Oh, no, of course not.

[Brett]

Or she's holding that secret in this whole time with the oh, I can't.

[Brady]

Remember, kind of a cruddy secret. They don't remember naming you and leaving and agreeing that they're never going to call you that. Yeah, but I mean, that's the thing.

[Brett]

I'm not sure when that we just. We just from, you know, we brought you home from the hospital.

[Brady]

But don't you find it weird that they named you something and then both agreed that that's something they'd never do?

[Brett]

No.

[Brady]

You don't?

[Brett]

No, I don't.

[Brady]

You don't find that odd?

[Brett]

I just figure, well, because, like, you.

[Brady]

And you and when you and Ronnie had Kirby, there was painstaking efforts to agree on a name and then to get in the car out of the hospital and go, but we're never going to say it, right. And you both go, oh, absolutely not. There's no way we'll ever call her.

[Brett]

Great.

[Brady]

Yeah, right. Why did we name her Kirby? Cuz we both agreed that's her name. But we're never gonna call her that.

[Dick Toledo]

Alex's mom and I made a conscious decision. He wasn't Alexander, he's Alex.

[Brady]

Right.

[Dick Toledo]

Didn't want to put Alexander on it.

[Brady]

But you just. You didn't go. It was a fight. Like, is it Brian or Tony or Alex? Alexander's a good name. We'll call him Alex. And like, oh, that sounds great. But you never went and said, is Demetrius Jefferson Page? But we're never calling him Demetrius. Yes, that's perfect. Do that. That never ran through your mind, like, why did you name me David if you were never going to call me David? And that happened the day we left.

[Brett]

The answer I always got was we just felt David fit or Brady fit better.

[Brady]

But when did we got to know? What does that mean? You were an infant yeah. You were just laying there.

[Dick Toledo]

Thank God Alex wasn't a girl, because he was going to be Alexis. And given the current state of lawyer advertising, it would have been a horrible thing for him.

[Brett]

You know, across the street, at the time, growing up in the house across the street, David Ray was about the same age. Maybe, you know, if he was.

[Brady]

But then they would have said, we called you David. Why would that. Not like we called you David for a while. But there were so many Davids in the neighborhood. We swapped it out. They didn't. That's not the story. You've got no right. You just got it. We never called you David. We agreed on it for nine months. I was pregnant. The last month or two, we said, what are we going to name it? If it's a boy, it's this. If it's a girl, it's that. And then we both agreed that we'll never call you the thing. We agree.

[Brett]

Let's throw it out. It's just fitting better, right? I like that you're going to be.

[Dick Toledo]

Called Vincenzo, but we're never going to acknowledge you're Vincenzo.

[Brady]

Brett Vesli. But I swear to God, if anybody calls you Vincenzo, we'll correct it. Why? It doesn't make sense to me. I'd have a lot of questions.

[Brett]

We've got a Chinese newspaper called the Beijing Youth Daily.

[Brady]

But we'll never call it that.

[Brett]

It's just called the Youth Daily.

[Brady]

It's called the Chinese paper.

[Brett]

They did a story how young people in China are paying $5 a day to pretend they have a job.

[Brady]

That's what our kids do.

[Brett]

You go to a shared office.

[Dick Toledo]

That's something my kid would do.

[Brett]

Yeah, but you don't do any actual work. It's all a ruse so you don't have to tell your friends and family you're unemployed.

[Brady]

Where are you getting your five bucks? Yeah, yeah. It's time for the man.

[Brett]

They're better at saving money.

[Brady]

Man cave upgrade. Word is out the Asians are. Yeah, that's new.

[Brett]

I mean, you're going to work at 2.

[Brady]

2 or 3 in the morning.

[Brett]

No, at age.

[Brady]

Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. No. Well, how. Yeah, how are you? Unemployed. There's sweatshops. You have to work there, right? That's the rumor I heard.

[Dick Toledo]

God damn it, John. Why'd you have to bring up the name Demetrius in your joke? My oldest son's name is Demetrius, all right? He's a step and everyone calls him Bubba.

[Brady]

But did that happen on the drive home from the hospital?

[Dick Toledo]

Right.

[Brady]

We called him Demetrius, it's beautiful. It's on all the paperwork. Don't ever call him that. Why? Just don't. Okay, I'm in. It's just to me, it's just a confusing thing. I'd have to know the story. All right, I'd have to know the real story again. And don't give me an I don't remember. Yeah, that's a garbage answer, baby. I don't remember your birth at all. It was meaningless to me. Me. It fell out like a egg.

[Dick Toledo]

John. Usually it's a story. Like my buddies. He just got a divorce. During the whole angry phase of his divorce, his ex wife told him she fought for their son's name so hard because it was the name of one of her exes that she was still in love with.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's. I think that's my name. Yeah, I discovered that later when my mom named me John and my dad wanted to name me Alvar after his father. My mom fought and fought and fought, and they decided, all right, fine, John it is. Then I found out, I think that's a dude that took my. My mom's Virginia Trinity because I found a bunch of old high school stuff and had the word John written all over it. Like, what's this? I'm like, that's my old folder. She made like a bag and like, tie dyed John into it. I'm like, who's John? Who's a high school boyfriend? Ew.

[John Holmberg]

Got named after the stunt crank.

[Brady]

Named after. Yeah, got named after the. The guy breaking the little league crank that broke her in. The one that was. Dan was like, nice, John. Perfect fit. Anyway, the word today for the man Cave. Upgrade. 97936 is the number. Lutevisk. That dry, disgusting Swedish fish. Lute Fisk. Look it up. Just type in Swedish fish. It'll come. Not. No, don't type in that. It'll be the red cane. Yeah, yeah. Salty Swedish fish. There you go. Delicacy up there in dirt town. Lutefisk is today's deal. Five or, I'm sorry, 97936. That is is what you get on and maybe you'll qualify for the man.

[Dick Toledo]

For all those people who tried that early. It's open now. You got to try it again.

[Brady]

Ludfisk David.

[Brett]

Back to you got an Indian man who was returning to Mumbai from Thailand and the he was stopped by the officials at the airport. Customs officials because they want to check his bag. Snakes indeed.

[Brady]

It's always snakes with Indians. What do you want to look into my baskets, folks.

[Brett]

47 vipers, of course. And wait, he got a couple of turtles.

[Brady]

But hold on, he got home first. He made it.

[Brett]

He made it from Thailand with 47 vipers back to Mumbai.

[Dick Toledo]

So we got through the airport in Bangkok.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Wow. We saw your weird little flute trumpet thing and we assumed that the basket you carry is filled with snakes. And we were right, my friend. Morning sickness medicate K u p D All right, HMS Podcast time again to let you know where to go for.

[John Holmberg]

Some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to.

[Brady]

See comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Felt Face performing. Just Google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Standup Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets.

[John Holmberg]

Go to standuplive.com, desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it.

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady]

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[Dick Toledo]

Sir, your pants are Moving.

[Brady]

Yes, they are. Because I'm happy to see you. Anyway, just ignore me. I am not covered in vipers or anything of the like.

[Brett]

Three spider tailed horned vipers, five Asian leaf turtles and 44 Indonesian pit vipers.

[Brady]

If I worked for the airlines and I'm like, hey, you with the basket and the trumpet flute. Stop. What do you want from me? I will not be harassed. I think you've got a bunch of snakes in that basket. You are a racist, my friend. There is nothing about me that would. No, no, no, no. I'm looking at you and I see all the stuff that a snake guy would have.

[Brett]

It worked in Bangkok, but not in Mumbai.

[Brady]

He walked through. Don't stab me in my basket with my flute trumpet. Because there is no reason for you to stop a man like you me thinking I have vipers. What are you crazy? There's snakes in that basket. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Cuz one thing that country's known for is being up.

[Brady]

Yeah. And India. When he lands in India, he goes, all right, all right. We. We look at you and we know you are. You are filled with snakes in a bucket. And you cannot call me racist because an Indian game recognizes game, my friend. Yes. They busted him. Oh, you were right, God damn it. I am a stereotype. I met charmer. Of course. What are you going to do?

[Brett]

Earlier this year, they busted a guy carrying five Siamang gibbons. They're a small ape native to the forest of Indonesia.

[Brady]

Carrying like he had him in a basket.

[John Holmberg]

Carry an ape.

[Brady]

Well, they're little, they're tiny. But know they're of the family. There's a baby ones. Look, you're from a country that's good at that stuff. Ah, I see. Look, I can say this all day with the bigotry that lives deep in my heart. If I see an Indian with one of them rubies on his hat walking around with a basket and a trumpet, I know there's snakes nearby.

[Dick Toledo]

Got something here. These things aren't small.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, come on.

[Brady]

He had five of those are 150 pounds.

[Brett]

Yeah. So he had the babies still? Yeah.

[Brady]

They had to make some noise. He must have sedated them.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, I believe they're making it right now.

[Brady]

John, are they.

[John Holmberg]

Carrying those things?

[Brady]

It looks like my phone is going off and five or six phones are going off at once in my battery.

[Brett]

He has his kids trying to mimic him.

[Brady]

Do the noises. Do the noises. Pop. John, do the noises. Pupchon. He's just my boy. And he's also a ventriloquist and his dummies live in my bag. Keep walking. If anyone says anything, call them racist. You think I have contraband monkeys and snakes in my bag? Because you are racist. Open the bag. God damn it.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not trusting him.

[Brett]

Open the basket.

[Brady]

Open the basket.

[Dick Toledo]

That version's pretty cute.

[Brady]

Adorable. That version used to run our sports station. Remember that little girl that had those big eyes? Yep, she's adorable.

[Brett]

And then when it gets older, it'll finally tear you apart.

[Brady]

Open the basket. Punjab. That is a racist name. What's your name? Well, it just so happens to be Punjab, but still, you shouldn't have guessed.

[Dick Toledo]

You didn't know that.

[Brady]

You guessed it because you. What you do. Open the basket. Okay, look, here's my snakes. God damn it.

[John Holmberg]

If he comes and look like a Johnny Quest's friend Haji I'm out.

[Brady]

Big ruby on his. See, that's how I would travel through the airport if I was Indian.

[John Holmberg]

Like Johnny Quest's buddy.

[Brady]

Totally. You'd get. I'd blow up everything. Nobody would question a thing. It's immediate. It's like I always said, if you wanted to kill a white person in Gilbert and you're a black guy, just go in dressed up in the most racist thing you can find with high water pants that are kind of tattered, carrying, you know, watermelon and chicken, and just kill a white man. And when somebody tried to describe who did it, the police will be like, I'm not looking for that. There he is.

[Dick Toledo]

He has one red ruby.

[Brady]

Yeah, right in the middle. Brady and Gilbert, talking to a cop. There's a guy tried to steal my car. All right, what was he wearing? A sombrero. He had a bag of burritos and samasa in his hand and a leaf blower on his back. You son of a. You racist mother. No, it's true. Jesus.

[John Holmberg]

No, his name says dude.

[Brady]

Dude would walk. Walk free.

[Brett]

By the way, you're fired.

[Brady]

Go to white neighborhoods, dress as. As racially stereotypically as you can and commit any crime you want. They won't even describe it to the cops. You can't. You win.

[Brett]

There's a new study that said found owning a cat or a dog. They based it on the. The cat and dog. Living 15 years will cost you $20,000.

[Brady]

Say it again.

[Brett]

$20,000 to raise a cat for 15 years. 22,000 for a dog.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's about.

[John Holmberg]

Depending on the dog size, too.

[Brady]

And also if it. If everything goes well, cancer's attacking.

[Brett]

They say the average is at least 1300 bucks a year for cats. 1500 for dogs.

[Brady]

That's if they stay healthy and just make it through. Here's what bills now are not normal. They're huge.

[Brett]

A rabbit can cost a thousand a year.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, you said the dog is 15 years and it's 20,000. That's almost a thousand a year for a dog.

[Brett]

1500.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

There's this dude in Florida, Florida man, Christopher Monon, 41 years old. He admitted that he was stealing stuff from people's houses. He was going around to the pool, cutting the screenshot and taking the inflatables.

[Brady]

Out of people's back pools.

[Brett]

Out of the back pools.

[Brady]

Because in Florida, they're all in like screen.

[Brett]

They're all screened in. Taking back to his place, they went to his house. They found over 75 inflatables. Everything from a lounge chair with the cup holders to tube, watermelon tube, a donut, you know.

[Brady]

Great.

[Brett]

He's whacking off with him.

[Brady]

What does that mean?

[Brett]

He was. He said to the police, rather than raping women, I was just raping these inflatables. Well, it, I guess it prevented me from raping women.

[Brady]

That's a good story to tell the police too.

[Brett]

Yeah. People do not look at all, but people.

[Brady]

Thanks for doing that, I guess. Will you pay for the screen repair? Sure. We're not going to take you to jail. You, you were actually being really kind to humans.

[Brett]

There's a picture of the dude.

[Brady]

How about going into the people? So we caught him. Did you get my inflatable back? You don't want it back. Also, I don't think you want to press charges because the alternative, if you didn't have a pool floaty was really bad. And I think the guy actually should be applauded.

[Brett]

Four years of taking inflatables and just.

[Brady]

Humping away on your geese and ducks and turtles and sharks. Dude in your neighborhood is running down the road with a six foot shark. Oh, he's guilty. Look, he's Florida, man. They look. They all look like that.

[Brett]

Tinder is testing a feature to allow users to filter by height. Some short kings are upset. Upset about this.

[Brady]

They're always upset.

[Brett]

Tinder isn't the first dating app to do it. They say it's just a premium guide. They won't completely eliminate people.

[Brady]

Oh, you're. You're not allowed to be on Tinder. Tinder.

[Brett]

Well, if you're. If they can filter you, you can filter by height.

[Brady]

Yeah, the other person. But you can be on. Like you said, Tinder won't like, they're not Deleting you if you're under five. Well, they should. No, because you're just wasting everybody. I don't want.

[Brett]

I want someone over five, seven.

[Brady]

No. Yeah, and by the way, that even shouldn't be a question. No woman's seeking a guy under 5 7. So let's not play pretend that you're 54 is desirable.

[Brett]

They're. They're also doing it to combat the people that are, you know, lying about their height.

[Brady]

And here's the other thing. Do you know why short men are mad at this? Because they know that they're not going to turn up on anybody's feed if they have a minimum height requirement, because no woman's going to be like all heights. 57 is pretty low. If you're 54 and on Tinder, you're never going to get a date.

[John Holmberg]

Glenn Danzig comes walking in the door or something.

[Brady]

Great. Now he's got a temper. There's no doubt about it. He's gonna be mad. Oh, no. I said I'm 5 7. Is this a problem? Yes. But, yeah, the second Tinder's like, hey, we're gonna give our users an opportunity to. To get rid of some folks under five seven, everybody. Five four. Well, this is a bunch of. Because you all know that. No, that you've just been eliminated from 100% of profile files. You're not turning up on anything. And five seven, frankly, borderliner, borderline as a man. Tall says this.

[Dick Toledo]

Six foot four.

[Brady]

He's right. Brett's right. And don't give him extra. He's maybe six two and three quarters. All right, I'll give you six three, because you're an adult.

[Brett]

Man in the hat.

[Brady]

No, no, you're putting your. Stop, Fletch. Okay, we can't hear you down there.

[John Holmberg]

Look, Sully.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah. Calm down. Quit yelling up at us. We're talking.

[Dick Toledo]

What's that?

[Brady]

You can't be in on the height joke. Yeah, quiet down, Woodwork.

[Brett]

I got some radio videos.

[Brady]

Woodwork. That's what I call them, because that's where I have to look to see him.

[Brett]

Countertop. First one is right in line with the story about the guy smuggling snakes. This guy's looking lucky. He's getting hit by a snake. Venomous snake.

[Brady]

You know what you can do? Also, instead of finding out how high. How tall they are, just say your favorite ride at Disneyland is the Matterhorn. And then, God damn it, because they're not allowed on there.

[Dick Toledo]

I would love to experience.

[Brady]

I want to get on the mat. My only dream is to Be on the Matterhorn with a guy. Oh, high fluting hoity toity guys on his phone. Oh, he's got. He's gonna get bit in the head by a snake.

[Brett]

He struck the. It struck the hat.

[Brady]

Oh, bit his hat and took it. I thought that was hair. I thought that was Bad Bunny in a backwards hat. It dude looks like Bad Bunny. The snake just came out of his wood walls. Where is he? Somewhere you don't know what miserable place is.

[John Holmberg]

Toledo, where is that?

[Brett]

I'm thinking that abandoned crate.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, Toledo, how much is that room a night? You would know.

[Dick Toledo]

That's actually. Gee, five bot.

[Brady]

That's a five bot room. So you and the family got that? You all split? All right, everybody get your bot out. It's one from all of us.

[Brett]

All right, next one's a woman out of her mind. She's following the cops to the police station and she's upset that police officer is not getting a ticket.

[Brady]

She followed the police. She.

[Brett]

She already broke the top.

[Brady]

He didn't use his turn signal. Oh man.

[Brett]

She's pointing out the cop.

[Brady]

An ambulance.

[Dick Toledo]

Her windshield wipers are going.

[Brady]

Does she want the cop to get a ticket?

[Brett]

Yes. Cuz he didn't use a turn signal.

[Brady]

He didn't. She's right. So I have to follow every law but that can leave the scene without a turn signal. Give him a ticket.

[Brett]

Jesus, lady, do you need an ambulance?

[Brady]

Oh my God.

[Brett]

You need to go to the T, get a ticket.

[Brady]

Toledo was married to her for four years. That is your ex wife. That is your ex wife.

[Brett]

Okay, yeah.

[Brady]

Just go over and fake give him a ticket. Doesn't he get a ticket? Wow. He starts laughing. I can help you talk to somebody tonight. He didn't use his turn signals. Oh man, she's turning into the ultimate warrior.

[Brett]

Please call you an ambulance.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow, that video, you said that the different iterations of cult coke and.

[Brady]

That. Yeah, Richard's ex wife had that in her. Yeah, she did. I didn't see that lady's left hand, but I imagine it's very much like a Browns player. Ringless buddy.

[Dick Toledo]

Alex the other day said, yeah, mom says that pregnancy with me wasn't very nice. I said, no, she wasn't very nice.

[Brady]

To anybody at that time. Buddy, you misunderstood, son. She said, since my mother was pregnant with me, I've not been nice.

[Dick Toledo]

Something lost.

[Brady]

Quit talking to our kid, Dickless. Hey, she's back at the wedding. I remember when the guy said, do you take dick Toledo? You mean dickless. I suppose so. Jesus Christ.

[Dick Toledo]

Just when I thought it would get better. We went to Brady's way wedding and she got accused of being pregnant still.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. I was in line with you when that happened.

[John Holmberg]

What happened with that?

[Brady]

Cindy Carter turned to her and said, when are you due?

[Brett]

Super nice.

[Brady]

Who are you?

[Dick Toledo]

I actually gave birth two months ago.

[Brady]

Yeah, it was a rough moment in line. I was right behind them. Megan and I were right behind you in line. And Cindy Carter turned with a might.

[Brett]

As well be a fitness model.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. And she was. Yeah, she looked really good standing there and turns and goes, so what are you, like 14 months along? You know, the gestation period of a hippopotamus. Just glowing. Oh, my God. Oh, that baby inside you is gonna be huge.

[Brett]

Please stop.

[Brady]

I have a half hour ride home. Baby in me. It fell out in February.

[Brett]

It's April.

[Brady]

You. Wow. Well, that baby weight should fall off in the next millennia.

[Brett]

You think?

[Brady]

I'm gonna kill that. Then they went into the bathroom together and I'm like, oh, only one's coming out.

[Brett]

They made up.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

No, no, no, they didn't.

[Brett]

In the bathroom, Cindy wouldn't take.

[Brady]

I'm talking.

[Dick Toledo]

No, I got her pregnant. Oh, God, I bet you did.

[Brady]

Stuffed everything that was in me and her.

[Dick Toledo]

Cindy wouldn't let it go. And that was the wrong move.

[Brady]

Yeah. Cindy tried to fix. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I thought you were g. The octomom. Oh, it was a rough one. And I just remember going, oh, here we go. Here we go.

[Brett]

See her husband Jimmy's just like, I'm gonna go over here.

[Brady]

It was a weird moment in. In life that made me realize it's a simulation because I was standing behind Toledo and his not pregnant, pregnant wife, Cindy Carter was in front of them. And I'm standing behind. And as she said. So when's your bundle of joy popping loose? Popcorn just appeared in my hand. I'm like, oh, here we go. It was great. She wasn't happy. That had to be a rough ride home.

[Dick Toledo]

It was 30 minute ride home.

[Brady]

It was. Yeah. You were living in Maricopa, which made all your drives home worse.

[Brett]

This last one's disturbing. These guys have to rescue workers basically have to.

[Brady]

They're in the ocean and they're pulling a body out of a very rough ocean water. Where'd find you find this nightmare, Brady. What's that this morning. And it's a half a body or a whole body? Yeah, three quarters. Jeez. Something ate some of that. Most of that. Oh, Lord almighty. It's just bones. It looks like a fish does. Ew. How do they even see that? No one's at it.

[Brett]

Had to been floating.

[Brady]

Somebody reported it, but no one's at the beach that day. Just give it a second.

[Brett]

It'll go back another day.

[Brady]

Terrible. Yeah. Another day in the whole thing. Things missing. Yikes. All right, mop it up.

[Brett]

Think it was some rocks.

[Brady]

Yeah. Tie something to it and give it back to the ocean. Here's an anvil. Put it.

[John Holmberg]

All right, we're kind of light today, so.

[Brady]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

Here'S a little. Little train action for you.

[Brady]

Dash cam. It's a real train. Yeah. We're not running one of them weird trains. There's like a race car car and a. There's a cop. Cop with his lights on.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, he does have his lights on.

[Brady]

Oh, there's a reason his lights are on. Something happened on the other side of that train. Huh? Oh, the cops go through. Oh, another train. Another train. They didn't see. The cops were trying to get through. And the. All the police were good. The best thing that happened was it just got clipped and turned over. It didn't get mashed. Oh, my goodness.

[Dick Toledo]

Second guy's like.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Never been so happy to be.

[Brady]

There was a train going west. West. The cops had their lights on. They had to get across the train tracks. And once that train stopped, they went. And there was another one coming east that you couldn't see. How about that?

[John Holmberg]

A little fight action for us.

[Brady]

Okay. There's a terrible neighborhood. A lot of mopeds. Somebody's sleeping in the street. Now a girl pushes another girl. She's got a bike. Donkey kicked her. She took a swing at her.

[John Holmberg]

She just swinging a helmet out.

[Brady]

She tries to hit a dude with a helmet. Helmet. She runs, she pushes a girl out of the way. And then. Oh, dude just back kicks her. Heartbreak. Kid shows up right after. Is a good move. Will you defend yourself from somebody swinging a helmet at you? Girl or boy? All right, anything else?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I got. Hang on, let me find it.

[Brady]

By the way, the word again. 97936. Lutevisk. A great Swedish delicacy. Ludf. Fisk. All right, here's somebody tactical black action for this is in jail, right? Oh, yeah, we're in a prison. Guy walking down the hall. Oh, another just attacks a guy. Oh, it's a full on. Oh, they're gang beating up this dude. He's on the ground. Oh, this is a three on one beat down of somebody who did something. Oh, this is a prison Beating. Who's got a handicam in prison? Oh, it's just head.

[Dick Toledo]

Who doesn't have a handycam?

[Brady]

They have. That's a good question. I don't. No. What do you mean? Everyone has one. What the hell are you talking about?

[Dick Toledo]

You watched Breaking Bad and all those other got cell phones everywhere in. In prison.

[Brady]

This guy. I watched Breaking Bad. That's his evidence.

[John Holmberg]

How about this?

[Brady]

Yeah, they had to sneak him in. I mean, everybody's got him. Everybody.

[John Holmberg]

Think about this next time you go shopping at home improvement store.

[Brady]

There's a lady in a terrible dress walking through a Walmart. Walmart or something. Oh, it's a Home Depot. Orange shelves. He's going into the back by the carpet rolls. Now she's in cleaning. No, no.

[John Holmberg]

I'll give you that much.

[Brady]

What is that?

[Brett]

Oh, she's gonna.

[Brady]

Yeah. What she got there?

[Dick Toledo]

Paintbrush.

[Brady]

It's a paintbrush.

[Brett]

Gonna insert the handle.

[Brady]

Is she gonna bang that paintbrush? She's acting weird. She's got long. Yep. She's lifting the dress. And in goes the paintbrush. Brush, handle. Right into the honey hole. Oh God.

[John Holmberg]

Just think of that next time you're shopping for some semi gloss.

[Brett]

Getting a paintbrush.

[Brady]

Yeah, I'm getting matte splinters. You're getting one? Yeah. It's a wooden paintbrush. At least do the plastic. This is awesome. Thank you for that. Now she goes through the store some more.

[John Holmberg]

She's got to get a plunger.

[Brady]

She's got a plunger. Her. Now she's up in the game. And goes the handle bin. Oof. Not the business end though. And she's banging the plunger handle. You're gonna take that home later. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So you get the idea. And then we'll just end with this one here because this is just confusion.

[Brady]

That was confused. All right. It's a dude. A woman. No, it's a man with boobs again. In a talk about the sex toys from earlier. Strange Batman mask. And she's drilled a hole. And he's drilled a hole into a water bottle melon and is having sex with the watermelon. I like the sound. Do you? This chick. Wait a minute. I gotta watch some of that.

[John Holmberg]

They want that a replay.

[Brady]

The. Those are magnificent breasts. Teardrop B cup breasts. Unfortunately, she's got a big hog. And it's in a watermelon. This earth has got to stop spinning. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

I guess what the dudes are great cans lately. I mean, I don't.

[Brady]

Those were beautiful. I would totally blow that guy just to get a handful of those cans. Those are gorgeous. And what did that watermelon do to deserve that? That's abuse.

[Brett]

It's no longer seedless.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, we're going to switch gears here completely and do something nice for the community. It is not seedless. You see. Not watermelon. And that's how more watermelons grow. God knows what kind of watermelons coming out of that little people heads on it like body snatchers pods. Yuck. Joe from the Humane Society is going to join us in a little bit. They got something going on they might need our help with and I just want him to explain it because it's animal cruelty is like a thing right now, big one. And they have no laws against it. We'll talk to Joe a little bit about that. They're on a crusade and I'm one to help them. Any chance I get. There goes your Brady report. It's 98.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird.

[Brady]

It's pretty cool actually.

[Brett]

No membership fees.

[Brady]

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[Joe Casados]

Yeah. So right now we have more than 1,000 pets in foster care. That's a record for us at the Arizona Humane Society. And that record keeps getting higher and higher every day. So.

[Brady]

And you see that as we've got a lot of foster families, like, you have to spin that in your own brain to say, we've got a lot of animals in need, but luckily we have enough people.

[Joe Casados]

Right. Like you said, you see the worst of the worst, but also I get to see the amazing stories. We have a thousand pets and foster. We were able to get a thousand people to agree to have a pet in their home care for them. That's amazing.

[Brady]

And more people need to foster and more places need to say, let's do that, because that's. That is technically opening up a room for another animal that will definitely fill it within minutes at the Humane Society. Right? So you got that and a bunch of things you guys are doing. This new campus, you've got about a year and a Half old now is amazing. And the facility does great work for veterinary care and everything else. Oddly enough, we've had a lot of animal cruelty situations here recently. I've got the thing that's going on down in the West Valley where people are just, for whatever reason, dropping off a bunch of dogs. At that truck stop one we saw yesterday, a cop just sitting said, some lady just dropped off nine more. And that's what you guys see every single day, multiple times a day. And there's a cruelty act. We got summer coming up here. Tell us what's going on. This is. This is fascinating to me.

[Joe Casados]

Yeah. So right now we are running an animal cruelty bill. It's titled SB 1658. And essentially what it's doing is establishing the bare minimum care for pets. So this law actually already exists in Arizona. It says that pets need to be provided adequate food, water and sheltered. That's already in existence. The problem that we are facing is when we get called out and our emergency animal medical technicians go out in the field and they see a pet suffering and they call the police to get them involved. If there's a muddy puddle in the dirt, that can technically be argued as adequate water as the law stands.

[Brady]

Correct. It's subjective to whoever sees it.

[Joe Casados]

Very subjective. So what we're trying to do is just pass a law that better defines what already exists. So instead of saying adequate water, it says that water has to be drinkable.

[Brady]

And fit for consumption and in something.

[Joe Casados]

Yes.

[Brady]

Can we get that?

[Joe Casados]

It just needs to be clean water.

[Brady]

In a bucket or in some sort of thing, not just on the ground.

[Joe Casados]

We're keeping it bare minimum on this bill. It is. It needs to be drinkable, clean water.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Joe Casados]

Same with food. It needs to be fit for consumption and fit for the species. It can't be rotten, filled with maggots.

[Brady]

Which is something you've seen in several.

[Joe Casados]

We see on a daily basis.

[Brady]

And the world's most horrible person who is in Chandler. That lady with two names. I forget her name. April McLaughlin. April McLaughlin. Yeah. That horrible thing popped up and kind of opened the eyes of everybody, that the laws were really kind of arbitrary and up to, you know, interpretation. And if you're going to jail for 30 years, a lawyer is going to be like, we'll get you out of this, because there's too many things we can bounce out of. So in a weird way, the silver lining of her case is all this stuff's going to start.

[Joe Casados]

Led to this.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Joe Casados]

This is a direct result of what happened during what we refer to as the Chandler 55, which is the April McLaughlin case.

[Brady]

Has she been executed yet?

[Joe Casados]

It's actually still ongoing.

[Brady]

Oh, we haven't gotten rid of her.

[Joe Casados]

It's an ongoing process. The court process takes forever, but we're staying up to date on it as much as we can. But right now, what's happening is this bill has gone through the Senate. When it made it into the House, it was stopped by some people and we did what was called a strike everything bill, where we took another bill that we were running, struck everything out of that bill, rewrote this one in in order to keep it alive.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Joe Casados]

And now it is. It's gone through every process. All it needs to do is go to a vote on the floor of the House of Representatives. The bill has incredible bipartisan support. I mean, it's about providing the bare.

[Brady]

Minimum and is it costing a ton of tax money and all of a.

[Joe Casados]

Sudden it costs no tax money. All it is is about saving pets from dangerous situations when those happen, like the Chandler 55. And one person, the speaker of the House of Representatives, his name is Representative Montenegro. Speaker Montenegro is in charge of what bills make it onto the agenda and get to be voted on. And he has decided he does not want this bill to be on the agenda and be voted on.

[Brady]

And why does this man hate cats and dogs so much?

[Joe Casados]

That is our biggest question. We really don't know. We've had multiple conversations with him. He has declined to answer. Media has been reaching out to him for weeks. He's declined to answer.

[Brady]

Does he have bite marks on him at all or something like some of his past? We can maybe, you know, can't we just cover him in puppies and say.

[Joe Casados]

Come on, it's crazy to see how many people are in support of this bill. And there's just one person that gets to be in charge. He's the only one what gets voted on. And he's decided, no, it doesn't get to be voted on.

[Brett]

There's things that are other bills that are more important.

[Brady]

Well, yeah, maybe so, but like put it. Put it up there. Like if it's a quick. So you haven't gotten any answers from him as to why it's not.

[Joe Casados]

We haven't gotten any answers directly from him. There is one organization that signed in opposed to the bill. They're the AZ Farm and ranch group.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Joe Casados]

And they have not specified why they're signed in opposed to the bill.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Joe Casados]

All the other farm and ranch groups, all the other agricultural organizations are signed in neutral, which is just to say we've had stakeholder meetings with them. We got this bill to a place where they could agree upon it. It does not affect livestock in any way. It's only for companion animals. So livestock are exempt from this.

[Brady]

Right.

[Joe Casados]

Does not apply to this them. The farm groups were all happy with that. They signed a neutral. Except for this one group with a lobbyist named Patrick Bray. And he has declined to answer any questions as to why he doesn't like the bill. But that's basically what we're up against, is a lot of people not providing answers and then the general population. Yeah. Just begging them to let them vote. And if Montenegro wants to vote no on it, vote on it, but at least let the House of Representatives vote.

[Brady]

But he's the one stopping it from ever even having a chance.

[Joe Casados]

Exactly.

[Brady]

Which means it's all in. It's. It's even like more limbo, the way it certainly is now for the farmers and for everybody else than it would be. Is this a more specific, like version of the cruelty Act?

[Joe Casados]

Right, right, exactly. And we were. We were in this position last year, and the bill did not pass in time. And now we're running up against that time crunch again. So the bill basically needs to be on the agenda on Wednesday this week, or it's probably tomorrow, which is tomorrow. Or it's going to be too late.

[Brady]

What do we do?

[Joe Casados]

So what we can do is we need everybody to reach out to Speaker Montenegro. You can email him, you can call him. If you go to the azhumane.org website. His email and phone number is on a pop up on our website. We need everybody reaching out and urging him to let the House of Representatives vote on this.

[Brady]

And will he. Do you think he'll pay any mind to this at all?

[Joe Casados]

I think he will. I mean, he has to. At the end of the day, he is a legislature. We are his constituents. He has a Democratic and civil duty to listen to what his constituents want from him.

[Brady]

Damn right.

[Joe Casados]

And with enough pressure, I think we can get him to see some reason and put some.

[Brady]

So it has to be a large number of people.

[Joe Casados]

Yes, we need.

[Brady]

So we're calling on the ghouls. We have to get this put up on our Facebook page, put it on our Instagram, put it on everything. And it has got to be something that we all. Just a quick one. Just go get it on there. There.

[Joe Casados]

Yep. Yeah, it can be super quick and easy. Quick phone call, quick email.

[Brady]

Yeah. SB 1658.

[Joe Casados]

Yep. SB 1658.

[Brady]

Yeah. Just say get it on there.

[Joe Casados]

Yep.

[Brady]

Why do. Why are you Satan. Like, notes like that. Why do you hate puppies? Like, puppies.

[Joe Casados]

Why do you hate dogs and cats?

[Brady]

Why do you hate dogs and cats?

[Joe Casados]

Let's help us out.

[Brady]

Yeah. And if there's anybody who can tell you, and I can tell you from working with you guys as long as I have and doing stuff with you, there's no political agenda here. This isn't a science. Like, you guys have so much going on that you don't even have time for the. Well, this, that, you know, I'm sure everybody's got their own views, but it isn't something you're like trying to get a thing or this Republican's gonna. Or this Democrat's gonna. Blah. It's just, come on, help us out. Like, you're doing so much work. All you're asking for is a little help.

[Joe Casados]

Exactly. We're not trying to take pets away from people. We really are just trying to save pets who are in dangerous situations. Like you said at the start of the show, we see it all day, every day. It's really heartbreaking. And we're trying to lessen the amount of time, times that we have to say, sorry, there was nothing we could do because the law is written terribly.

[Brady]

Yeah. It's just a bad law. So let's, let's get that straightened out. One thing we can do to actually see progress with some sort of a House bill would be this.

[Joe Casados]

Exactly.

[Brady]

And if you like animals and you even just do it, just do something good today. This is your. This is your. I'm asking all of you, do something good today and just write this Montenegro guy a note, quick note that just said get the bill up for a vote. SB 1658.

[Joe Casados]

Exactly.

[Brady]

Simple. Is that.

[Joe Casados]

Super.

[Brady]

And hopefully he says, all right, enough people have done it, but he knows it'll pass, right?

[Joe Casados]

I think so. And I think that's why he's not putting it up for a vote, because he knows if he puts it up for a vote, it's going to pass. And there's someone or something behind the scenes telling him, don't put this up.

[Brady]

There's something political we don't know.

[Joe Casados]

As of like a couple weeks ago, Turning Point USA has started to get involved in. In this. They're kind of like an online far right Persona, I think, started by Charlie Kirk. And they've decided to get involved and say that this bill is negatively affecting farm animals, which isn't true.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Joe Casados]

But they haven't pointed to anything in the bill that Actually affects farm animals.

[Brady]

Is there anything that we should know that's like, oh, I could see where they see that. Like, is there any sort of arbitrary spot where you're like, we differ on.

[Brett]

The law as far as making calls now for an animal cruelty. Is that up it. Because if there's someone saying, like, oh, I don't think my neighbor's adequately feeding the dog.

[Brady]

The tattletail system.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah.

[Joe Casados]

No, because if anything. If anything, it makes it better because it's more clearly defined as what is and what isn't breaking law. Whereas right now, there's so much gray area. Your neighbor might say, like, oh, that's not adequate water, but the law says it is. And now there's a big dispute.

[Brady]

Right.

[Joe Casados]

It'd be very, very clear. Can you drink that water? Okay. It's adequate. Can you eat. Can your dog eat that food and not get sick? It's adequate.

[Brady]

Right. Because you said that there's been cases you go into, and there's food, but there's maggots in the food.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady]

And that's not clearly defined right now as, like, a safe, edible thing.

[Joe Casados]

According to the law, it's technically true.

[Brady]

Yeah. It's mostly food, but there are maggots all through it. And that would be something. And that would be something that would be like, no, no, we can take. Like, we can see that this is an absolute problem.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Joe Casados]

Bare minimum standards.

[Brady]

And anybody out there who has maggots in their dog bowl, you got a lot more going on than you should. Like, want to fight. An animal control officer or somebody from the humane Society coming by going, hey, you want to clean this up a little bit? If you're okay with maggots and anything in your house at all, you probably shouldn't have pets. Right.

[Brett]

Well, the goal is to think about it. I mean, I understand I'm one side of it. Like, you know, one of the thinks it's funny a lot of times, but you're trying to. You're walking your dog and he puts that dead bird in his mouth.

[Brady]

What are you doing?

[Brett]

You know, a lot of times, well.

[Brady]

They'Ll eat it, but that's our job to make sure that we don't give them maggot bowls.

[Brett]

Right.

[Brady]

Like, that's pretty easy not to do.

[Joe Casados]

We're not. The goal of this bill isn't to take pets away from owners either. So even if we show up somewhere and there are maggots in a bowl, the initial reaction isn't, take the pet away. They're coming with us. We're trying to provide education. We're trying to have a clear law we can point to and say, hey, according to the law, you can't do this. What can we do to help you provide better food? We're constantly giving out free food. We're getting a lot of resources.

[Brett]

People really just put the bowl outside.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And let it go.

[Brady]

That's what he's saying.

[Joe Casados]

This is for the most egregious cases where we've been there. It's clear this person is not caring for their pets, and there's something that we need to do about it, and police need to.

[Brett]

And it's amazing that people do that.

[Brady]

Yeah. They're idiots. And that's the biggest problem. Too many people. This is. Yeah. Steve Montenegro. Let's just find out what's going. Just. You know what? Hit him up. Joe Casados is here from the Humane Society. You're on a blitz today because you need to spy tomorrow.

[Joe Casados]

We are.

[Brady]

We'll do what we can. I'll get on this immediately. SB 1658. And we never do this. And this again isn't like, go, attack. I don't even know what he is. Republican, Democrat, don't care. If he's the one that needs to hear about this, this is the one we need to talk to. So SB 1658. Just email him real quick for us. All the info is on our pages on the Humane Societyhumanesociety.org a humane.org right. A humane.org and just get on that and get it done. Joe. Anything else we need to do now, just.

[Joe Casados]

Thank you guys so much. Thank you. Everyone that's listening, please reach out. It takes 10, 15 seconds, and every voice matters. So thank you all.

[Brady]

Every time we have one of our beer releases or we do something for the Humane Society, people show up like crazy because they love that. Let's do it again. If we can get one of the groups of people that shows up at Four Peaks for one of our beers, if that. If that entirety of that audience does this, we'd have a couple hundred just boom, in a second. Second.

[Brett]

That's perfect.

[Brady]

So let's just. Let's just blow this guy's email up and see what he does about it. And hopefully, you know, he sees.

[Joe Casados]

Hopefully he sees reason.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Joe Casados]

Makes the right decision.

[Brady]

You guys always do amazing stuff. So thank you. I'll say it out loud. Thank you for everything you do. I know I love animals, and I couldn't do this.

[Joe Casados]

It's not an easy job, but it's very cynical.

[Brady]

Like, you guys are all. And your hair dude's hair is insane. Like, Brett has the second best hair in the room right now, which is very. It's a low bar, but it's very, very rare. I made fun of Joe's hair last time. It pisses me off. I'm not gonna lie. It's just horrible.

[Joe Casados]

It's hair for tv, not for radio.

[Brady]

It's true. All right, well, now you're hitting me twice. This is a gift you've been given. Two people's worth of hair, and Brady and I have none combined. It's not fair. But you know what? You deserve it for all the work you're doing. We don't, because we're evil. Joe, thank you for coming by here. Get on your horse and go somewhere else and get this done. Go to the TV and do whatever else you got to do. Thank you, man. Joe Casados from the Humane Society, SB 1658. Look for it on all of our social media stuff. It's 98 KUPD sickness, Holmberg's morning sickness. And by the way, Joe came in here from the Humane Society wanting everybody. Then I got a couple emails going, oh, there's Save the Animals. And said that. He said, Charlie Kirk's Republican. Like, yeah, okay, it's not political. Don't do that. He can have it. He didn't say anything bad about. He just said there's some people blocking it and some letters. Now I got an email also from a guy doesn't know why. Look, I got an email from a guy who said, here's the opposition to it, and there is opposition to every bill. Just let it go to vote. And the opposition is, if we pass this, what's next? Well, that's not a bill yet. And if that comes up later, you're right. And then they can vote on that. But right now, if there's, like, you know, all we're saying is. It's just. It's that April McLaughlin thing. They just want to clarify some of the rules. It has nothing to do with political anything, and everybody looks for that. And again, if somebody from a point of view that you don't agree with is talking, don't dismiss them immediately when they say something you didn't like. Oh, he doesn't like. He didn't say he didn't like Charlie. He just said, charlie Kirk stood by a thing. That kind of is the main opposition to the bill. It doesn't mean it's Republican, just Charlie. And he said far right, which made people lose their minds. Just do it for animals. Put your politics away for a second. I'm doing it. Put it away for a second. It's for them. And it's actually the right thing to do. And I know you're gonna. And you don't have to do this. I'm not saying you have to. Just say, don't shoot the messenger. It's just a thing that the guys are trying to pass and it's actually probably pretty reasonable.

[Brett]

It is just a little weird. Like, I don't understand.

[Brady]

Well, the main argument back is that the farmers are saying, well, if we do that, what about us? Like, we've got, like, it's gonna. And they're like, it's all companion animals. It's written in there a million times, companion animals. It's like. But there has nothing to do with livestock or farms or whatever else. It's all just dogs, cats, you know, whatever you decide to keep as your companion animal. All they're asking for is to keep the conditions clean. This isn't supposed to be an argument. This was us just saying, hey, they're trying to get this thing done. All we're asking, vote it down. It may be a no. They're just asking for a chance to have it be. And that's not how things are supposed to. Supposed to work.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

If a bill shows up at one guy's not supposed to go, well, this goes against my beliefs. I'm not going to even let people vote on it. I know that's how it happened. That's. That's not worth. Just let. Give them a chance. Maybe it all fails. That's how it's supposed to work. You won't hear me crying after that. I just think it's a good. I just think it's a great cause.

[Brett]

And does it change people? You know, you know, now that that regulation's on there, will that make people give a better water source to their animals?

[Brady]

Hopefully it just gives you the right to say, hey, we have specific guidelines for if you're going to own a pet that you treated personally well. And, and again, like you said, the humane side, he goes door to door. They don't ask you what your, you know, your political affiliation is. They're like, hey, are you struggling to get it out food? Your dog looks like it's, you know, like, not getting adequate food and stuff. We'll give you food. Their goal is to not get more animals. Trust me, it's been over there. That's the last thing they want. So I get it. Like, some people get Ruffled. But all I'm saying is just you don't have to support it. I'm just saying you do have to support the idea of getting a new man cave. That sounds pretty good. And the qualifier today, Toledo will call in about an hour. If you get a number that says, hey, I don't know who this number is, pick it up. It's probably rich. If it's not, hang up on them or screw around with them. Today's qualifier gets a $50 gift card from Von Hansen's Meat and spirits in Mesa, plus two tickets to go see Breaking Benjamin at the Desert Diamond Arena. That's coming up and in October. But you can hang on to those. And then the big winner, the super qualifier. The winner, winner, grand prize Savannah pool table from Brunswick Billiards with a ping pong conversion top air hockey table and ceramic charcoal smoker all coming at you from prestige billiards. Then 200 Twin Peaks gift card, garage floor coating from wise coatings and game day Men's health is going to give you a thousand dollar gift card for what they do as well. This is a great big thing. The man cave up and we're ready for you. So Toledo shut it down. Lutfisk was today's word. Disgusting. Swedish fish. They say that when you eat the candy. Swedish fish. Those are good. Delicious, in fact. It ain't Swedish fish I've eaten as a Swede. It ain't even close. If they made those, I'd still be like proud to be Swedish. We wouldn't have left that tundra of ice and misery and tulips if the fish tasted like that. We left for better food. And you know how I know that my ancestors left for better food? Because they left Sweden and moved to northwestern Pennsylvania and Minnesota. Places actually colder than Sweden. They liked the weather. That was fine for them. It was the food that was the issue. Because if you've ever eaten at Ikea, you know, I'd rather eat one of their shelves than any of the crap they they serve. Lingonberries. Yeah. Give me a billy shelf. I will eat that all day before I'll eat a Swedish meal. And I'm Swedish. Kuka corve is about as good as it gets. It's basically kielbasa, but it, it's gritty and dirty and. Oh, there's no. Do you know why there's no good Swedish restaurants? There's no good Swedish food.

[Brett]

Are the Swedish meatballs really Swedish meatballs?

[Brady]

You know, Ikea, they're the best I've ever had that's how bad Swedish meatballs are. That brown puke sauce, I think that's actually. I don't know what the word for it is in Sweden, but I think it actually translate to external acid reflux. I think you're just eating gerd. They just. Some Swedish chef goes and he throws up his gerd on the thing and he makes it a sauce. That's why the Swedish cheese chef was funny, is because he was cooking nonsense. Somebody on the Muppet staff was Swedish and said, you've never run into a Swedish chef because they're from hell. They're horrible, horrible things. So yeah, Swedish food's the worst thing in the world. It's 9:15. We got the hot releases coming up in just moments. It's 98.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, it's not weird.

[Brady]

It's pretty cool actually.

[Brett]

No membership features.

[Brady]

I have heard enough of this. You P.D. hornberg's morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[John Holmberg]

He's evil sitting right here.

[Brady]

Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98 years of PT, by the by, and then I'll drop it, cuz this means something to me for all the people that I've gotten. A couple, not many, but a couple say turn. Turning Point is an awesome thing. This lib cuck, this lib tard, this everybody making. Here's. Here's the thing. It's. This guy said, please don't use my name if you talk about this, but I've worked with the legislature. I know these members personally. I helped a few of them get elected. What's weird about the bill that was talked about on your show is saying that it had bipartisan support, which it does, but it's mostly Republicans are for it and Democrats against it. So don't let liberal libtards fool you. The bill is sponsored by a Republican. Montenegro is a Republican. There may be more behind the scenes here politically. That's my guess. Sometimes a speaker holds up a bill if they need a sponsor of that bill to vote on something else that they're differing on, he uses it as a negotiation tactic. That's why it won't go to vote. It's gross and it happens all the time. So like I said, this isn't a political political thing saying, oh, the liberals want this. It's actually mostly the Republicans. And when he said the thing about Turning Point in Charlie Kirk, I think people. Oh, he hates. It's not what he said. Just do it for the animals.

[Dick Toledo]

Can we talk about anything? Can't you talk about Charlie Kirk?

[Brady]

And you can't.

[John Holmberg]

Nope.

[Dick Toledo]

Any. You can't fashion at all.

[Brady]

No. And you know. And you know. And that's something we should tell Joe. Right. Don't bring that up. Right. Because it immediately. It shuts people off, and it's not fair. But this is a. Again, for those of you yelling at libtard. And I've gotten a couple. Libtard this, libtard that. It's a Republican bill, and I'm never gonna call him me Libtard. Actually, most of them were very nice to me, but they were upset that he brought up Charlie Kirk and thought he was bashing Charlie Kirk. But he's like, that's a guy who put out a letter that said, I kind of see this. And the opposition ends. The opposition and the support are coming from the same side. It's crazy. So anyway, what are you gonna do?

[Brett]

He needs his back scratched a little bit.

[Brady]

That's coming. That's. And that's the gross part of Paul. That's why I can't get on board with either team. But you let good things go. If something that benefits you, like, you'll use your power in bad ways. Just let it go. If it gets voted down, it gets voted. This is why I try to stay away from it. But when it comes to the animals and it comes to what Humane Society people are doing, man, I'll. I'll take those bullets. That doesn't bother me at all. I'll pay that fee. It's time now for the hot releases. That means all the new stuff that's coming out, movies, tv, music, all the silly streaming and games and all that other stuff, and it's brought to you by our [e-mail] you can save thousands, save time. Buy online new acunit.com and here's the thing you need to know, and this is true. My rental property that I keep telling you about. And by the by, let me get into this for two seconds if we're talking about animals. And Ramon just emailed me and said, how come landlords make you pay extra for a pet but not for kids? I can say this with the utmost truth as a landlord. My renter moved out. Love the guy. Known him forever. He's got two teenagers. I think the boy's feet were made of coal. And I'm guessing the boy's hands were made of mud, because I can't get any of the light switches to Uncle Grind. Yep, I Can't get the floor grout in the bathroom where he stood and combed his teenage boy hair to unblack. The kid's feet were made of coal. Now, I understand it's kid grime, but after cleaning up after their dog a little. A couple stray poos. That's over. Dog did nothing. No damage. Floors look good. Everything's fine. But I got a guy. I gotta get new light switches. There's no way I'm letting these lights. I can't touch them. Like the grime is. It's embedded in those slick plastic flip toggles. How. And don't even get me started about what's going on around the boys toilet base. And that was scrubbed clean. A team of Egyptian slaves could not bring this back to white. Like, what's going on around the. How do you miss the toilet so badly? For so long, I had down a magic eraser and gloves. Scrub away. And I'm like, this is never getting.

[Dick Toledo]

Check the bowl itself. The outer bowl.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. No, the maids got that. Thank God. But even the maids quit on the idea of, like, these light switches are ruined forever.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

His bedroom and the bathroom coated in boy grime. And I mean loads of it. So, yeah, you should charge extra kids. I digress. That rental, that air conditioner is cooking, baby. And I just got it from a new ac. AC a couple years ago. Golden. And again on that one, I can't remember the exact details. Somebody said it was $18,000 for a new AC unit for that house. And I think I ended up spending around 6 with new AC unit. Got two bids. One was 9, one was 18. New AC is like. It's $6,000. I don't even know where you're getting 18 on this deal. So just eliminate mine as well. It's crazy. Like the. If you got six for yours.

[Brett]

Yeah. I mean, it was house.

[Brady]

Yeah. For his house. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Three times the size of his.

[Brady]

No, no. It's like. Yeah, it's about the same. And he's like, my rental's like 21 years. 23. Yeah. Okay. So crazy.

[Brett]

It's because of that large outdoor living space now.

[Brady]

But you don't have an air condition from the awning.

[Dick Toledo]

It's the shade.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I'm just saying you can. This is a legit deal. When they say it save thousands, save time, buy online new AC unit documents. Now. Somebody get over there from new AC unit. Scrub those light switches. At least it's nice and cool in there. Toledo, we'll start with you. What's out all Right.

[Dick Toledo]

So The Nintendo Switch 2 got released last month. If you can find one, good luck. But if you do, the games are starting to be released for it and one of the ones out Thursday is Mario Kart World.

[John Holmberg]

How many Mario movies are.

[Brady]

Yeah. I don't know. Are there now Little Yoshi's Truck stop there.

[Dick Toledo]

This one is designed for the new Nintendo Switch 2.

[Brady]

How is this not gotten hit by racists?

[Brett]

Let's go.

[Brady]

Like, he's so stereotypically Italian. They should have a Columbus Day parade in this game. Oh, I know. I love it. You grew a mustache and you could do this. Ag Princess Peaches racing a motorcycle. She's in a speed bump.

[Brett]

Yeah, you can put them on all sorts of stuff.

[Brady]

That's neat. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a fun game.

[Brady]

And then another one, a pizza pie.

[Dick Toledo]

Another one out for the Nintendo Switch 2. They remade Tetris Puyo Puyo Tetris 2s. I hope that's legal to say on the air.

[Brady]

Puyo Puyo. I don't think they'd name it a filthy word just to get to. It looks pretty child lighting. So it's super Tetris with I think it's head to head Asian characters.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, those have been a theme for a long time.

[Brady]

It has. Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I want Russian Tetris.

[Brady]

Yeah, I like Russian.

[John Holmberg]

I'm old school.

[Brady]

I don't care if they get into my Netflix account because I'm playing.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, so Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 for the Nintendo Switch 2 is out.

[Brady]

As well on Thursday, by the way. Oh, I just, just got a letter from Netflix when I got all the stuff. I'm doing so much of that rental house and I've got the TVs hooked up and I went to sign in with Netflix and it said, your account has been compromised. I had to change. I had to change my password again from Hitler's awesome 69 exclamation. Somebody guessed that my password because we joked about it here. So I changed my password to crazy stuff that Hitler's awesome TW69 exclamation point was. Somebody went, try that. And it. Then they got in.

[Dick Toledo]

You didn't get enough schw in there.

[Brady]

I have. The other one that I changed was JonBenet's 69 exclamation point. Nobody's going to guess that, right? But now I'm afraid they.

[Dick Toledo]

Now they are.

[Brady]

It's gone. Don't worry about it. I gave it away. John Benetton amazed. 69 exclamation point is, something. Someone sat in a room and said, try this. That's the one that. We got it all right.

[Dick Toledo]

On hbo. Max, this week is. I think this one's for you, John the mortician. It's a docu series. Death can make you a killing. Funeral empire built on secrets and scandal.

[Brady]

There are some bad apples. Holy smokes. I don't put any value in anybody after they're gone and dead, as they.

[Brett]

Shouldn'T when I'm gone and dead.

[Brady]

Love them when they're here, period. Ooh. This is a business owner in the area complaining that he smelled burning flesh.

[John Holmberg]

David Scott was doing something that was either illegal or immoral.

[Brady]

I could cremate one guy in, like, two hours. Or you could put 10 of them in there, take two and a half hours.

[Brett]

So what would be the difference?

[Brady]

There is none. They violate. Oh, no.

[Brett]

He's saving money.

[Brady]

Well, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Economizing it.

[Brady]

You run across a guy like me who checked the ashes of my dogs to make sure that that pieces were in the. The metal pieces that I had surgically put into his knee when his knee blew out.

[Dick Toledo]

And they were right.

[Brady]

And they were. To all three of the dogs that I've had that have had that. I got two more, all right.

[Dick Toledo]

On Apple tv. Plus Owen Wilson, oddly enough, talked about him yesterday. He's got a new series out called Stick where he plays a golfer coach.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Why? Are they giving me something back? Oh, that was great. You're that golfer, aren't you?

[Brett]

Price Cahill used to call you Stick, right?

[Brady]

Yep, that's me. This guy was a big pro golfer on television. Everything. 12th hole, big tourney, sawgrass. I think maybe like 2009. Shanks went into the lake and just melts down.

[Brett]

Full psychotic break on live tv.

[Brady]

It was insane. There was clubs in the water. I bet you can't even look at a club after a train wreck like that, right? Things were supposed to be different. Golf Fun with Owen Wells.

[Brett]

Yep.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a series that's out on Netflix. Predator, Killer of Killers, is a movie you'd think would be awesome.

[Brady]

It's on Disney plus, but it's not about the Predator. Yeah, it is. Yeah, Disney did Predator. Yeah. And an animated. That's why I say so. There's no like. Well, this is gonna stink next. Let's see.

[Brett]

Is it the actual. See, there's the ship.

[Brady]

There's all the shifting of the screen. Predator ship. Oh, this is going to be dumb. So.

[Dick Toledo]

And then the last one I have is tires. Season 2, Shane Gillis's series on Netflix.

[Brett]

It is ridiculous working in a real shot.

[Brady]

Big Daddy Shane. Oh, yeah. Big Shane. Hell yeah, boys. Oh, this is Will.

[Dick Toledo]

Squirrel Vibes.

[Brady]

That's it. Big time. Squirrel Vibes. Look at him. Right? Cuz he's got that. Hey, stop playing. You heard him. You play too much. So stop playing around. Squirrel Vibes. Squirrel ass vibes. Shut up. All right, let's have a good day. Yeah. Shane Gillis has gotten to that creepy neighbor that can talk you into doing stuff in the middle of the night face. And he makes me.

[Dick Toledo]

And he loves it. Cuz he does it all the time.

[Joe Casados]

That's all.

[Brady]

I got this. Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right. Got new music here from Turn Style. This is. Look out for me.

[Brady]

Turn Style with K Band and.

[John Holmberg]

No, but they could be. Their earlier stuff was heavier.

[Brady]

So far. I like it. Got a little KDKB there a little.

[John Holmberg]

Bit, but it's cooler.

[Brady]

Oh yeah, for sure. Have a hook. Get to the hook. It's interesting. Turnstile. It's got a little life to it.

[John Holmberg]

Canatonia. This is Lilac.

[Brady]

I don't know this band either. Are they new?

[John Holmberg]

No, they've been around for a while.

[Brady]

Is it bad that all these bands have been around for a while? Or like nobody's heard of them? Brady, Is he going to bark or is he going to sing?

[Brett]

He's singing.

[Brady]

Sing. Singing. It's coming your way.

[Dick Toledo]

All right.

[Brady]

Yeah. They got to have a second guy that crosses parks. There's a lot of music in this. It's like watching Vision Quest 2.

[John Holmberg]

We'll go back to that. Oh, new music from the Doobie Brothers.

[Brett]

What?

[Brady]

What?

[John Holmberg]

Walk this road.

[Brady]

Is Michael McDonald in it? I don't know. I didn't.

[John Holmberg]

I found it at the end, so.

[Brady]

I didn't get a chance to sample too much. But it's a doobie. The saxophone guy gonna ruin it. Like the. That's a little Michael McDonald right there. Come on, Michael. Yes. Oh, it's Michael. All right. All right. The doobies are back. We don't have much but love is so indeed. Walk this road with me. All right. Kind of like it because it's Michael.

[John Holmberg]

How about Tate McRae?

[Brady]

She's a.

[John Holmberg]

Just keep watching.

[Brady]

She likes being trampy and I like her for it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. Look at the outfit.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. That's ridiculous. Everyone drop what you're drinking doing and Google this video.

[Brett]

I gotta go to that tire shop.

[Brady]

Gee, this is better than Jane Gillis's tires. She wearing anything there? She knows how to Sell. Keep shaking those things. My goodness. Oh, my God. Constant. His costume changes and poses. She is. And she knows her face is just barely average, so she's giving you all the distractions you'd ever want. Yeah. You have to have her attitude to be hot. Because I'll just show them what they want to see. Don't look at my face. The face is the man behind the curtain.

[John Holmberg]

This goes back to Brady's video. Somebody made a metal song for the. The ticket lady.

[Brady]

Already. Yes. Give him a ticket. Screaming lady. Okay. Yeah. Toledo's ex wife is in a band. Yes. Groove change.

[John Holmberg]

Anything else you can help you with?

[Brady]

I love that. Who did that guy?

[John Holmberg]

Andre Antunes or something.

[Brady]

Yeah, I like that a lot. Nice job, Andre.

[John Holmberg]

And that'll just bring us to N.

[Brady]

Word or F word.

[John Holmberg]

The game of sweeping a nation. We'll go with Sir Mix a lot for Toledo.

[Brady]

Oh, man.

[John Holmberg]

This is. I checks my bank.

[Brady]

I checks my bank.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Matt. I check my bank.

[Brady]

I checks. Who won last week? Toledo ruined it last week. Yeah, Brady won. That's right. I checks my bank. And that's from the album Chief Boom Utnaka.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I'm going to.

[John Holmberg]

He doesn't use either word too often.

[Brady]

I was gonna say this is a tough one because he's kind of click. You say angry N word with a.

[Joe Casados]

A.

[Brett]

The A.

[Brady]

Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not going harder.

[Dick Toledo]

You haven't listened.

[Brady]

What's the matter with you? That would be awesome, though, if we did it like a minor. I'll say. I don't think he's an F word guy. So I'm gonna go super like. Like best friend. N word. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

That leaves me all the F's.

[Brady]

Yeah. All right, here we go.

[John Holmberg]

Here we go.

[Brady]

I'm peeling off domes with a baseball bat.44 Magnum, choice of gat mercury tips, filling up my clip.

[Brett]

I can shoot him in the dome.

[Brady]

Or I can get him into his butt. Boom.

[Brett]

Look at all the niggas running out.

[Brady]

Oh, no. That was a very, very angry. He shot many, many people. I kind of like that song.

[John Holmberg]

It's actually a pretty cool song.

[Brady]

That's pretty cool. All right. Well, there you go. Congratulations, Brady. That's two in a row.

[John Holmberg]

Damn.

[Brady]

You did say a not er. Yeah, yeah. It would be fun if they just, like, did the Kendrick Lamar and drug that out. It's 950. There you go, everybody. Those are your hot releases brought to you by newac.unit.com. save thousands, save time, buy online new ac unit.com.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, it's not weird.

[Brady]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Brett]

No membership fees.

[Brady]

I have heard enough of this. Holmberg's morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. It's time now for Brady to entertain us all. It is the entertainment drill brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. Hop on out there. Weird stuff happens every day. All that stuff. I watched a guy yesterday that was talking about toxic masculinity on tv and he said, said there's one thing that makes a man feel like a man is protecting and caring for a woman or his family. And he said something, he goes, serve your country. Learn how to. Or he said, get a job, pay your bills. Make sure that the people in your life are cared for. That's what a man does. And then he said, learn self defense. And I'm like, yeah, that is kind of a great, like, final touch. Learn how to defend yourself to make sure that you. You can keep protecting your family. That's pretty awesome. I was like, I almost, like, started waving the flags. Dude was on something. Like, that's a really good point. I forget what I was even watching, but I'm like, all right, probably something on Fox. It sounds a little foxy, but it was, it was good. Like the guy was right on. And I'm like, that's good. And then you can go to reactdefense.com and say, you know what? I'm doing this because I'm a man and anyone who isn't isn't a man. That's what I think. No, you got to be, you know, knowledgeable about being smart. When and how you defend yourself in situations that go sideways. Why not just stay in shape while you do it? Reactdefense.com they're taking care of you. The price is amazing. Personal training in your pocket. Make you a sheepdog. Stop being a sheep and protect that lady in your life. Oh, yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

[Brett]

Maybe it was Mike Lindell protecting with my pillow.

[Brady]

My pillow. If you wanted my pillow, come down right now. I don't even see the breathing apparatus that's keeping him alive. The commercials are amazing. Check it all out. React defense dot com. It's the home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brett]

Google trends determine the most popular Pixar film in each state according to search history. It's based on 21 years of data from January 1, 2004 to May 21, 2025. So the movies have been around longer, so you can take advantage of them. It's amazing. Arizona at 24 states. The number one Pixar movie, Toy Story were included in this. Monsters, Inc. Surprised me.

[Brady]

Number one. That's like seventh or eight on the list.

[Brett]

Number two has 10 states, including Hawaii, Florida and Maine.

[Brady]

Oh, that's Moana.

[Brett]

Finding Nema.

[Dick Toledo]

What?

[Brady]

That's okay. That would have been my second guess.

[Brett]

It surprised me because Incredibles was number three.

[Brady]

That's a great.

[Brett]

With nine states. Then Toy Story, Toy Story and Toy.

[Brady]

Story 2 are like.

[Brett]

Coco was number. Was fifth.

[Brady]

Inside out. And Wally, like all the great ones. Up up has a cartoon aboard or a miscarriage in it. It's incredible. There aren't many bad Pixar movies, but there are a few. There are a couple of clunkers. I didn't like Moana at all. And then what's the one with those Scottish girl with the hair?

[Brett]

Brave, mirrored. I think there's a second one. How to train your dragon.

[Brady]

Was that Pixar? That was DreamWorks.

[Brett]

Was that DreamWorks?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Actor Jonathan Joss.

[Brady]

This is crazy.

[Brett]

Crazy, indeed. He died Sunday after being shot by his neighbor for being gay.

[Brady]

Right.

[Brett]

According to.

[John Holmberg]

Is that what it is?

[Brady]

His husband.

[Brett]

His husband.

[Brady]

You're gonna call him his wife?

[John Holmberg]

Well, it could be.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

He was the wife.

[Brady]

You think?

[Brett]

Because Joss's husband Tristan could not be.

[John Holmberg]

The big Indian in the commercials.

[Brady]

He was a big Indian.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I mean. In the commercials.

[Brady]

Oh, I. Yeah, in the big tarvy ones.

[Brett]

This guy Jonathan, man, his childhood home burned down this past January.

[Brady]

His home burned down?

[Brett]

Yeah. One of his dogs died in the fire. For years before that, Jonathan and Tristan had apparently dealt with homophobic neighbor and had threatened to burn it down.

[Brady]

Yeah. That it wasn't his childhood home unless he lived in his childhood home still. Because that was his resident.

[Brett]

That's what they're saying. Jonathan's childhood home.

[Brady]

It must have been the same place he was staying because they said they came back from something and the house had burned down. And the neighbor said that they. And they. Evidently the entire community hated them.

[Brett]

And that's when the man approached him. They came back to. To the house, and that's where they found the skull of one of their dogs in its harness placed in clear view.

[Brady]

Yikes.

[Brett]

They were distraught. Started yelling and crying. And that's when the man approached them, started yelling gay slurs at them. Then he raised a gun, pointed it at them, and opened fire. Tristan says Jonathan pushed him out of the way and saved his life. Jonathan was struck several times and died at the scene.

[Brady]

He was Redcorn on King of the Hill, and I guess he was on Parks and Rec, too. I didn't watch Parks and Rec, but he was on there a few times. But.

[Brett]

And he felt. He went to one of the. The fan fest for King of the Hill, and he felt like he was shunned at that, according to Jonathan.

[Brady]

So he had a little bit of a chip in his shoulder about how people treated him for being gay.

[Brett]

I don't know if it was that or just his role in the. In the. King of the Hill wasn't.

[Brady]

He wasn't gay on King of the.

[Brett]

Hill, but the other. He's saying the other crew, you know, the members that were there. Yeah, he was like this fan fest. He was kind of like. Yeah, well, you were.

[Brady]

Yeah, you were. You're red corn.

[Brett]

Yeah, like, if.

[Brady]

If boom hours there. I'm talking to him. So.

[Brett]

I mean, you're sounding that way from the cast, right?

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying. They're better than you as far as that cast goes, you know. Yeah. No offense, but if you meet Brady and you meet John Gordon over there on the couch, John's gonna feel a little bit shunned by the whole deal. He's an important part of the. The deal. Yeah, but he's hardly on. He was on, like, once every few episodes. It's not like Redcorn was. If that character just stopped showing up, nobody would notice. Doesn't mean he needs to be shot. I'm just saying, you know, he sounds a little sensitive at that point. That should have never been brought up.

[Brett]

After 16 years of podcasting, Mark Baron is throwing the towel in with his WTF Podcast. Podcast.

[Brady]

He's in the new Own Wilson golf movie. That was a guy yelling at him in the bar.

[Brett]

He's like, you know, 16amazing years, we just kind of burn out on it. George, Romeo's daughter made an LGBTQ zombie movie.

[Brady]

It's Romeo, isn't it?

[Brett]

Romeo. Yeah. Sorry.

[John Holmberg]

Them too.

[Brady]

Spelled the same.

[Brett]

She also said thank you to Tom Cruise.

[Brady]

Romero also.

[Brett]

Yeah, Romero.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

George Romero.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

We'll get there.

[Brett]

What did I say? Romeo.

[Brady]

You said Romeo. And then I'm like, well, that must be Romeo, because that doesn't say that George Romero is the. Then you said it was a horror.

[Brett]

Guy behind the Night of the Living Dead.

[Brady]

Right. I didn't know who you were talking about at first.

[Brett]

Yeah. This is called Queens of the Dead. She also thanked Tom Cruise for letting giving her a week off to be able to film this movie.

[Brady]

It only took a week to make it, I guess.

[Brett]

Wrap it up. Well, the cast includes Katie o' Brien from Love Lies Bleeding, comedian Margaret Cho, Cheyenne Jackson, American Horror Story.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Brett]

And it took nina west from RuPaul's.

[Brady]

Drag Race 7 days to film this.

[Brett]

Sounds like it. Or she needed that extra week to finish it up.

[Brady]

I've got home movies that last longer that took took at least two weeks to get done.

[Brett]

It's official. Patricia Kren Winkle is granted parole.

[Brady]

I don't know. That is.

[Brett]

She has been in jail for 55 years. She's one of the Manson killers.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Brett]

She was. The board agreed to set her free in 2022, but Gavin Newsom shot it down.

[Brady]

What's her name?

[Brett]

Reverse it. Patricia Krenwinkel.

[John Holmberg]

Who is she? It's not Squeaky or anything.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

No, she's saying she's the one that wrote out the Helter Skelter and Pig in the.

[Brady]

From. Right.

[Brett]

Blood of the victims.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I was looking to see if they had a nickname, you know, if she had a nickname.

[Brady]

But because the other one was Van Houten. Right. And then Squeaky from. Because Van Houten is the reason. You know, that is because the kid from Millhouse from the Simpsons last name. His family's Van Houten. And they never mention. But it's probably there.

[Brett]

McKelty Williamson was on a podcast and the guy brought up the fact. He said, have you ever been to a Bubba Gump shrimp?

[Brady]

Bubba Gump's never been there.

[Brett]

Never been there. He goes. Main reason is I've never really been formally invited to go there.

[Brady]

Oh, you don't have to be formally invited to go to Bubble everybody. Properly.

[Brett]

He said properly.

[Brady]

You don't need proper invitations for Bubba.

[John Holmberg]

He wants free food.

[Brady]

That's exactly. And you'll get it. If he wandered in. Does he think he can't wander into a Bubba Gump?

[Brett]

And not every type of shrimp.

[Brady]

He's. He's Forest Best. Is good friend.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, come on. It's named after.

[Brady]

Because of you. That. That was. Was a shrimp Cass. Raw shrimp. It's stew.

[Brett]

But really, you know, you think about it. I know it's. And Force. Basically did that in honor of him.

[Brady]

Just say you don't want.

[Brett]

But if you're opening a restaurant, why wouldn't you.

[Brady]

Did Forest open Bubba Gumps?

[Brett]

He did.

[Brady]

In the.

[Brett]

Yeah. Cuz Michelta was killed.

[Brady]

No, I know that, but did he open a restaurant? I think that just came after the.

[Brett]

No, he did the shrimp and company.

[Brady]

Right, right. Bubba Gump. That's right. But the restaurant wasn't.

[Brett]

Restaurant had.

[Brady]

Yeah. That was just a couple of entrepreneurs getting permission.

[Brett]

You'd throw an invite, hey, we're gonna do this grand opening of the first one. Would you come out.

[Brady]

Or. Or just assume eventually this dude's coming. Has Tom Hanks ever shown up?

[Brett]

I think so.

[Brady]

He has. I think you're just making that up.

[Brett]

Though, right now, because I've only. I've been once.

[John Holmberg]

Hank seems like the type that would though, like, just.

[Brett]

I think there's a picture of him at the table.

[Brady]

Yep. Bubba Gumps.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I don't know which Tom Hanks flew all the way to Hawaii and ate it. Bubba Gump.

[Brett]

I don't know if that. They're in Florida too, aren't they? But I don't know.

[Brady]

They're in New York. They're all over the place. But they were in Times Square. I think that's where all the tourist stuff is.

[Brett]

The only time I went was in Kona.

[Brady]

But just come on. I needed to be formally invited to Bubba Gumps by what, the high school hostess?

[Brett]

They dropped the ball on that.

[Brady]

No, they didn't.

[Brett]

But you're right.

[Brady]

You're talking with that.

[Brett]

No, I'm not invited.

[Brady]

The problem was it would probably. Call him. Go, hey, we'd love to have you. And what's the first Call my agent. You're going to pay me for that?

[Brett]

Yeah. Maybe they'll release a thing. Hey, here's the grand opening invite.

[Brady]

I think you're more than welcome. I think he's probably upset that he didn't get any money from it. So he's ignored it. And he could. He didn't have the guts in the interview to just go, I'm going to Bubba Gumps. Their food's garbage. Yuck. Anyway, that's it, John. We're all done. You're coming up next, the great John Gordon, who should never be shunned. If you meet Brady and Brett and John Gordon there, quit pushing him out of the way, saying, move, turn them into red corn. That's it. We're done. Larry's coming up next. The excellent adventure is happening at 11 o' clock. He's gonna have $3,000 for somebody. Could be you. How about that? Listen to Larry. Find out how it all works. We're done. We will see you guys tomorrow right here in the morning. Sickness. Sola.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird.

[Brady]

It's pretty cool actually.

[Brett]

No membership fees.

[Brady]

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[Brady]

It'll let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week.

[John Holmberg]

Get up north to Desert Ridge to.

[Brady]

See comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv.

[John Holmberg]

You've got Randy Felt Face performing.

[Brady]

Just Google it and you're going to have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Stand Up Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week.

[John Holmberg]

For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.

[Brady]

Com, desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov. Com.