Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: 06-04-25 - Entertainment Drill - MIX - 5x
Release Date: June 4, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo

Introduction to Entertainment Drill

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, host John Holmberg, along with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, dives into the latest happenings in the entertainment world. The segment is sponsored by React Defense, highlighting their Home Tactical Black Self Defense Training seminars.

Harrison Ford’s Transformation in Indiana Jones

The discussion begins with anticipation around Harrison Ford's latest role in the new Indiana Jones movie. Staffers from the set have shared anecdotes illustrating Ford's dedication to portraying an aged Indiana Jones authentically.

[02:36] Unknown Host: "Harrison Ford got a couple of stories of people that were on the set, a couple of stunt guys that were on the set of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. They said he got upset on one scene when a stuntman tried to help him get off his horse. Harrison said, what do you ask, man? Let me be an old man that gets onto my horse."

John humorously adds:

[03:02] John Holmberg: "He's a crotchety 80 year old Indiana Jones."

The hosts then segue into a light-hearted debate about who would win in a fight between Han Solo and Indiana Jones.

[03:20] Unknown Host: "Ask him who won a fight between Han Solo and Indiana Jones? Evidently he gets that asked a lot."

[03:35] John Holmberg: "Yeah, but Harrison can give me that. But if I really want to have that debate in my head, I think Han Solo wins that every time. I mean, Indiana Jones could quick draw, but he went to the whip first most of the time. And Han Solo always went blaster."

This playful exchange underscores the enduring popularity and iconic status of both characters.

Jude Law Embraces Henry VIII’s Aroma

Shifting gears, the hosts discuss Jude Law's commitment to his role as Henry VIII in the historical thriller Firebrand. Law aimed for authenticity by replicating the monarch's reputed personal hygiene—or lack thereof.

[04:16] Unknown Host: "He decided to really embrace the role and he wanted to smell just like Henry viii."

Reflecting on his approach:

[04:19] John Holmberg: "How long did he not bathe?"

[04:19] Unknown Host: "He smelled awful... Henry VIII had leg ulcers. So basically that smell of blood, sweat and fecal. Ew."

The conversation takes a humorous turn as they imagine a perfume that combines these historical scents:

[04:51] John Holmberg: "What specialist is that?"

[04:53] Unknown Host: "That's your one client."

[04:55] John Holmberg: "And how long have you been waiting for your door to a client? Blood, sweat and fecal. Can I help you? Yes. I need blood, sweat and fecal. Well, I'm your man."

[05:06] Bret Vesely: "We're playing with Vomitory later tonight."

The hosts jest about the unconventional "Perfume":

[05:11] John Holmberg: "Replace skulls with different shapes of pooh. Just giant, huge giant. Just on your album cover. Toilets."

Critique of Classic Rock Covers Gone Wrong

The conversation transitions to Ultimate Classic Rock's list of the "100 Greatest Movie Quotes of All Time," which surprisingly features notable classic rock covers that the hosts feel didn't make the grade.

[05:22] Unknown Host: "They put together a list of classic rock covers that are not good. That went terribly wrong in their opinion. I disagree with a couple, but... Dancing in the Street. Mick Jagger and David Bowie."

[05:48] John Holmberg: "Horrible."

They continue to dissect various covers:

• "Purple Haze" by The Cure:

  [06:00] John Holmberg: "Little Things Just Don't. Single Things."

  [06:06] Bret Vesely: "There you go."

  [06:19] John Holmberg: "I can tell you who did Purple Haze worse than this Winger. I don't know. It's actually not a bad version, but unnecessary as this. Bring on the clown singer in..."

• "Sound of Silence" by Disturbed:

  [07:10] John Holmberg: "That's awful. I agree that. That's one of the worst I've ever heard."

• "Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Manson:

  [07:18] John Holmberg: "I think that's a great song. Both plays."

The hosts express their strong opinions, often conflicting, making for an engaging and humorous critique.

AI-Generated Song Covers: The Future of Music?

John expresses his disdain for AI-generated covers, particularly those that mix unexpected genres and artists.

[09:29] John Holmberg: "AI did that. That's not real. This is somebody around with a computer. Hey, guys, I just made the Titanic lady. Seen this? Check it."

He highlights baffling combinations like:

[09:42] John Holmberg: "AC DC being covered by Celine Dion is intriguing."

[09:48] Unknown Host: "They put the I'm a Believer by Smash Mouth on there, too."

[09:51] John Holmberg: "Terrible. It's a bad. They ruined my house."

This segment underscores the hosts' skepticism about the authenticity and quality of AI-produced music covers.

Woody Allen’s Heroic Act in Manhattan

The conversation takes a heartfelt turn as they recount an incident where Woody Allen saved a life.

[11:04] John Holmberg: "Woody Allen saved someone's life in a diner in Manhattan."

Details reveal that Allen performed a Heimlich maneuver on an choking individual.

[11:56] John Holmberg: "I have a feeling Woody was a kid in public. Don't worry, it's just a heimlich maneuver. He's choking. He's choking on your man."

The mention of Alan Dershowitz adds an unexpected twist to the story, blending celebrity culture with real-life heroism.

American Film Institute’s Top Movie Quotes

Wrapping up the segment, the hosts delve into the American Film Institute's (AFI) list of the "100 Greatest Movie Quotes."

[13:17] Unknown Host: "That's number one."

[13:22] John Holmberg: "There’s no place like home. That's not on there."

They humorously critique both accurate and misattributed quotes:

[13:34] Bret Vesely: "Leave the gun. Take the canoli."

[13:45] John Holmberg: "May the force be with you."

Their playful banter highlights the iconic nature of these quotes while also poking fun at their placement and recognition.

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of humor, entertainment insights, and spirited debates. From Harrison Ford's dedication to aging gracefully as Indiana Jones to the quirky world of AI-generated music covers, the hosts provide listeners with engaging content peppered with memorable quotes and lively discussions. Whether you're a fan of classic rock, intrigued by film trivia, or simply enjoy witty banter, this episode delivers a comprehensive and entertaining morning listen.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• [03:02] John Holmberg: "He's a crotchety 80 year old Indiana Jones."
• [04:19] Unknown Host: "Henry VIII had leg ulcers. So basically that smell of blood, sweat and fecal. Ew."
• [06:00] John Holmberg: "Little Things Just Don't. Single Things."
• [06:19] John Holmberg: "I can tell you who did Purple Haze worse than this Winger."
• [09:29] John Holmberg: "AI did that. That's not real."
• [11:04] John Holmberg: "Woody Allen saved someone's life in a diner in Manhattan."
• [13:02] John Holmberg: "There’s no place like home. That's not on there."

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