06-04-25 - Entertainment Drill - MIX - 5x - Harrison Ford Wanted To Look Like An Old Man On New Indiana Jones Movie

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: 06-04-25 - Entertainment Drill - MIX - 5x
Release Date: June 4, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo

---

Introduction to Entertainment Drill

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, host John Holmberg, along with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, dives into the latest happenings in the entertainment world. The segment is sponsored by React Defense, highlighting their Home Tactical Black Self Defense Training seminars.

---

Harrison Ford’s Transformation in Indiana Jones

The discussion begins with anticipation around Harrison Ford's latest role in the new Indiana Jones movie. Staffers from the set have shared anecdotes illustrating Ford's dedication to portraying an aged Indiana Jones authentically.

[02:36] Unknown Host: "Harrison Ford got a couple of stories of people that were on the set, a couple of stunt guys that were on the set of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. They said he got upset on one scene when a stuntman tried to help him get off his horse. Harrison said, what do you ask, man? Let me be an old man that gets onto my horse."

John humorously adds:

[03:02] John Holmberg: "He's a crotchety 80 year old Indiana Jones."

The hosts then segue into a light-hearted debate about who would win in a fight between Han Solo and Indiana Jones.

[03:20] Unknown Host: "Ask him who won a fight between Han Solo and Indiana Jones? Evidently he gets that asked a lot."

[03:35] John Holmberg: "Yeah, but Harrison can give me that. But if I really want to have that debate in my head, I think Han Solo wins that every time. I mean, Indiana Jones could quick draw, but he went to the whip first most of the time. And Han Solo always went blaster."

This playful exchange underscores the enduring popularity and iconic status of both characters.

---

Jude Law Embraces Henry VIII’s Aroma

Shifting gears, the hosts discuss Jude Law's commitment to his role as Henry VIII in the historical thriller Firebrand. Law aimed for authenticity by replicating the monarch's reputed personal hygiene—or lack thereof.

[04:16] Unknown Host: "He decided to really embrace the role and he wanted to smell just like Henry viii."

Reflecting on his approach:

[04:19] John Holmberg: "How long did he not bathe?"

[04:19] Unknown Host: "He smelled awful... Henry VIII had leg ulcers. So basically that smell of blood, sweat and fecal. Ew."

The conversation takes a humorous turn as they imagine a perfume that combines these historical scents:

[04:51] John Holmberg: "What specialist is that?"

[04:53] Unknown Host: "That's your one client."

[04:55] John Holmberg: "And how long have you been waiting for your door to a client? Blood, sweat and fecal. Can I help you? Yes. I need blood, sweat and fecal. Well, I'm your man."

[05:06] Bret Vesely: "We're playing with Vomitory later tonight."

The hosts jest about the unconventional "Perfume":

[05:11] John Holmberg: "Replace skulls with different shapes of pooh. Just giant, huge giant. Just on your album cover. Toilets."

---

Critique of Classic Rock Covers Gone Wrong

The conversation transitions to Ultimate Classic Rock's list of the "100 Greatest Movie Quotes of All Time," which surprisingly features notable classic rock covers that the hosts feel didn't make the grade.

[05:22] Unknown Host: "They put together a list of classic rock covers that are not good. That went terribly wrong in their opinion. I disagree with a couple, but... Dancing in the Street. Mick Jagger and David Bowie."

[05:48] John Holmberg: "Horrible."

They continue to dissect various covers:

• "Purple Haze" by The Cure:

  [06:00] John Holmberg: "Little Things Just Don't. Single Things."

  [06:06] Bret Vesely: "There you go."

  [06:19] John Holmberg: "I can tell you who did Purple Haze worse than this Winger. I don't know. It's actually not a bad version, but unnecessary as this. Bring on the clown singer in..."

• "Sound of Silence" by Disturbed:

  [07:10] John Holmberg: "That's awful. I agree that. That's one of the worst I've ever heard."

• "Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Manson:

  [07:18] John Holmberg: "I think that's a great song. Both plays."

The hosts express their strong opinions, often conflicting, making for an engaging and humorous critique.

---

AI-Generated Song Covers: The Future of Music?

John expresses his disdain for AI-generated covers, particularly those that mix unexpected genres and artists.

[09:29] John Holmberg: "AI did that. That's not real. This is somebody around with a computer. Hey, guys, I just made the Titanic lady. Seen this? Check it."

He highlights baffling combinations like:

[09:42] John Holmberg: "AC DC being covered by Celine Dion is intriguing."

[09:48] Unknown Host: "They put the I'm a Believer by Smash Mouth on there, too."

[09:51] John Holmberg: "Terrible. It's a bad. They ruined my house."

This segment underscores the hosts' skepticism about the authenticity and quality of AI-produced music covers.

---

Woody Allen’s Heroic Act in Manhattan

The conversation takes a heartfelt turn as they recount an incident where Woody Allen saved a life.

[11:04] John Holmberg: "Woody Allen saved someone's life in a diner in Manhattan."

Details reveal that Allen performed a Heimlich maneuver on an choking individual.

[11:56] John Holmberg: "I have a feeling Woody was a kid in public. Don't worry, it's just a heimlich maneuver. He's choking. He's choking on your man."

The mention of Alan Dershowitz adds an unexpected twist to the story, blending celebrity culture with real-life heroism.

---

American Film Institute’s Top Movie Quotes

Wrapping up the segment, the hosts delve into the American Film Institute's (AFI) list of the "100 Greatest Movie Quotes."

[13:17] Unknown Host: "That's number one."

[13:22] John Holmberg: "There’s no place like home. That's not on there."

They humorously critique both accurate and misattributed quotes:

[13:34] Bret Vesely: "Leave the gun. Take the canoli."

[13:45] John Holmberg: "May the force be with you."

Their playful banter highlights the iconic nature of these quotes while also poking fun at their placement and recognition.

---

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of humor, entertainment insights, and spirited debates. From Harrison Ford's dedication to aging gracefully as Indiana Jones to the quirky world of AI-generated music covers, the hosts provide listeners with engaging content peppered with memorable quotes and lively discussions. Whether you're a fan of classic rock, intrigued by film trivia, or simply enjoy witty banter, this episode delivers a comprehensive and entertaining morning listen.

---

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• [03:02] John Holmberg: "He's a crotchety 80 year old Indiana Jones."
• [04:19] Unknown Host: "Henry VIII had leg ulcers. So basically that smell of blood, sweat and fecal. Ew."
• [06:00] John Holmberg: "Little Things Just Don't. Single Things."
• [06:19] John Holmberg: "I can tell you who did Purple Haze worse than this Winger."
• [09:29] John Holmberg: "AI did that. That's not real."
• [11:04] John Holmberg: "Woody Allen saved someone's life in a diner in Manhattan."
• [13:02] John Holmberg: "There’s no place like home. That's not on there."

---

Connect with Holmberg’s Morning Sickness:

Tune in or log onto 98KUPD (97.9fm, the 98KUPD app or www.98kupd.com) on weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM for more engaging discussions and morning entertainment.

Transcript

[Brett]

You're listening to the HMS podcast brought to you by mmpguns.com, your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition and accessories.

[John]

From garage floors to custom storage, Wise Coatings brings durability, elegance and organization to your home or office. We turn the drab into dreamy one floor at a time and with our exclusive Polywise technology, you can say goodbye to peeling, cracking and reapplication forever. We're local, licensed and family owned, committed to craftsmanship and customer care. Weiss Coatings truly is your one stop shop for all things flooring, storage and organization. So transform your space today by visiting wisecoatings.com scottsdale that's wisecoatings.com scotsdale it's John.

[Holmberg]

Holmberg here, shilling away from my friends at New Vision Auto Glass. Here we go. Summer kickoff. And that means there are going to be a lot of cars on the roads with cracked windshields. These guys handle everything from the insurance company's questions to scheduling your windshield replacement. Sometimes the same day you call and you can get up to $375 cash back. Go to new vision autoglass.com find out what you qualify for and don't forget you get dinner from Rodizio Grill, the world famous Brazilian steakhouse. Call up 480-210-9090 new Vision Auto Glass Proud sponsor of the Arizona Diamondbacks, it's.

[Brett]

Brett and John for Action Ride Shop in their brand new location on the northwest corner of power Road and McDowell in Mesa.

[Holmberg]

The new location is your East Valley Full line bike shop with brands like Pivot, Ibis, Santa Cruz and Rocky Mountain Giant Norco. And of course Action Ride Shop has the best wrenches in town to keep that bike on the trail or the road. Plus being so close to the Hawes trailhead they have a huge rental fleet with gravel bikes, mountain bikes and E bikes.

[Brett]

Action Ride shop now with two locations, the brand new Shop of Power and McDowell and the OG on Gilbert Road in Southern. Check them out at actionrideshop.com do not.

[Holmberg]

Listen to this while driving or when full alertness is needed. The rest of Home Birds Morning sickness. This is the Big Red Radio. It's time now for the entertainment drill and it is brought to you by our friends over [e-mail] the Home Tactical Black Self Defense Training and they've got themselves their seminar which is these seminars are unbelievable and they take you literally. That thing from being a sheep to a sheepdog happens that day and then you start realizing all the things you can do at School. It's unreal. It's. It is an education. It is less a workout and more of an education. It's like going to a college and you graduate from level to level and realize what you're capable of. It's a pretty great deal. And they teach you all that. Plus you get in great shape while you're there. React defense.com is where you need to go. It's the home tactical black Brady Entertainment.

[Unknown]

Harrison Ford got a couple of stories of people that were on the set, a couple of stunt guys that were on the set of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. They said he got upset on one scene when stuntman tried to help him get off his horse. Harrison said, what do you ask, man? Let me be an old man that gets onto my horse.

[Holmberg]

He's a crotchety 80 year old Indiana Jones.

[Unknown]

He says, I don't want you effing making stuff like that.

[Holmberg]

He can't be seen getting. He can't be Indiana Jones and need assistance off the pony.

[Unknown]

And the other thing, if you run into Harrison Ford and you want to piss him off and get that similar response.

[Holmberg]

Who doesn't?

[Unknown]

Ask him who won a. Who would win a fight between Han Solo and Indiana Jones? Evidently he gets that asked a lot.

[Holmberg]

The answer is Han Solo. He's got a blaster.

[Unknown]

No. The answer Harrison will give you is fu.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, but Harrison can give me that. But if I really want to have that debate in my head, I think Han Solo wins that every time. I mean, Indiana Jones could quick draw, but he went to the whip first most of the time. And Han Solo always went blaster.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Revolver against the laser blaster.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

No chance.

[Holmberg]

In fact, I would say that even Han Solo, unless it was a dead head shot from Indiana Jones and that would be a sucker shot, like an Alec Baldwin move. He'd probably survive the shot and throw the, you know, the blaster. Indiana Jones is gonna lose that fight.

[Unknown]

Jude Law plays Henry VIII in the new historical thriller Firebrand. He decided to really embrace the role and he wanted to smell just like Henry viii.

[Holmberg]

How long did he not bathe?

[Unknown]

He smelled awful. And according to the author, Castmates history and all the documents written about the times because Henry 8th had leg ulcers. So basically that smell of blood, sweat and fecal. Ew. Jude Law said that that would be my next band if I.

[Holmberg]

Blood, Sweat and Fecal is pretty awesome. So he didn't wipe his ass properly.

[Unknown]

So he found a perfume specialist who made a concoction that mixed the odors of Blood, sweat and fecal matter.

[Holmberg]

What specialist is that?

[Unknown]

That's your one client.

[Holmberg]

And how long have you been waiting for your door to a client? Blood, sweat and fecal. Can I help you? Yes. I need blood, sweat and fecal. Well, I'm your man.

[John]

We're playing with Vomitory later tonight.

[Unknown]

He said he read that we could.

[Holmberg]

Replace skulls with different shapes of pooh. Just giant, huge giant. Just on your album cover. Toilets.

[John]

And at least have my interest.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

He said he read several interesting accounts that you could smell Henry three rooms away. His leg was rotting so badly and he hit it with rose oil. Ultimate Classic Rock. Put together a list of classic rock covers that are not good. That went terribly wrong in their opinion. I disagree with a couple, but. Dancing in the Street. Mick Jagger and David Bowie.

[Holmberg]

Horrible.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

That's terrible.

[Unknown]

Purple Haze. The Cure. Great.

[Holmberg]

What?

[Brett]

I remember hearing that.

[Holmberg]

Stop it.

[John]

I like that version.

[Holmberg]

Purple Haze.

[John]

All in my place on the Stone Free cover album.

[Holmberg]

Little Things Just Don't. Single Things.

[Brett]

There you go.

[Holmberg]

Excuse me.

[Unknown]

A couple more. Curious, because I. I don't know if I. The Cure.

[Holmberg]

Well, I kissed the sky.

[Unknown]

It is not Friday.

[Holmberg]

I'm in love all of my bones.

[Brett]

Skip ahead a little bit.

[Holmberg]

I can tell you who did Purple Haze worse than this Winger. I don't know. It's actually not a bad version, but unnecessary as this. Bring on the clown singer in, For Christ's sake. I'm not wrong. Sing the same. Am I wrong? Good version. I don't know why Excuse me while I kiss the sky. I'm hearing it for the first time. I'm guessing how the clown would sing.

[Brett]

The thing I will give them, though, is they. They made the song their own. It's not a direct copy.

[Holmberg]

They made it. A clown singing? Yes.

[Unknown]

Limp Biscuit.

[Brett]

That's an amazing cover.

[Holmberg]

I disagree.

[Unknown]

I think that's behind Blue Eyes. Limp Biscuit.

[Brett]

That one's kind of. That is Garb S E. Yeah.

[Unknown]

Sound of Silence Disturbed.

[Holmberg]

That's awful. I agree that. That's one of the worst I've ever heard.

[Unknown]

Sweet Dreams. Marilyn Manson.

[Brett]

I disagree.

[Unknown]

I disagree with that one.

[Holmberg]

I think that's a great song. Both plays.

[Brett]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Unknown]

Do you think I'm sexy? Paris Hilton. I'll agree with that.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. That was a mistake.

[Unknown]

Let's Creek Bop Rob Zombie.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's not that good.

[Holmberg]

I don't remember that. That doesn't sound like it would be good. I want to hear the Cure do it.

[Brett]

There's Zombie.

[Holmberg]

I hate the Cure. So it's not punk.

[Unknown]

No.

[John]

You say unnecessary.

[Holmberg]

Let's go.

[John]

Let's go.

[Holmberg]

Everything. I want everything to be the cure. Morning sickness, medicate. Kupd. It's John Holmberg here, and it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of My Home Group. And Doug hopkins.com. he knows this market up and down, and his message is simple and straightforward. He wants to buy your house for cash, as is. No repairs or upgrades, and a firm final offer with no chance of canceling if he moves it at all, you get $5,000. So while the other guys come and go, Doug Hopkins is here to stay. Sell your home right now and start the entire [e-mail] or sing.

[Brett]

Hey, Byron. I was looking at mmpguns.com's website. You have everything, and the prices are incredible.

[Byron]

Yes, sir. Mmpguns.com has over 400,000 products for sale daily. Everything from firearms, ammunition, accessories, optics, clothing, decoys, and more. The best part is, if you see it on our website, it's in stock and ready to ship.

[Brett]

Wait, there's no backorders?

[Byron]

Nope. We work with all our distributors, so what you see on our site is what's actually available. We ship all over the country, so we're not just for Arizonans anymore. If the firearm you want is legal in your state, we can get it to a dealer for you to pick up.

[Brett]

Sounds simple. That's why I always go to mmpguns.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[Unknown]

Saturday night's all right for Fighting Nickelback and Kid Rock.

[Holmberg]

I don't want to hear that. That is.

[Unknown]

This is one I'm curious about. You shook me all night long. Celine Dion.

[Holmberg]

Shut up.

[Brett]

Hang on. Give me a second.

[Holmberg]

Come on. That's AI, right?

[Unknown]

Anastasia, you.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

AI did that. That's not real. This is somebody around with a computer. Hey, guys, I just made the Titanic lady. Seen this? Check it.

[Brett]

I can't find it.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, good. AC DC being covered by Celine Dion is intriguing.

[Unknown]

They put the I'm a Believer by Smash Mouth on there, too.

[Holmberg]

Terrible. It's a bad. They ruined my house. I told you that. Because they did. The 35th. 35th anniversary of Hot Wheels and Hot Wheels. My wife at the time was working with Hot Wheels marketing, and Smash Mouth was in my house when I came home.

[Unknown]

What was their hook for that?

[Holmberg]

They were gonna sing the song. Oh, they were gonna make us.

[Unknown]

They actually did it.

[Holmberg]

They did it kind of. It was similar to, like, Hot Wheels. Hot. Hot Wheels All Stars. Like, oh, you're reverting.

[Brett]

Were they Already done by that time or were they on the way down?

[Holmberg]

It was 22.

[Unknown]

Two or three. Yeah.

[Holmberg]

I got a cool. So they weren't huge hot wheels out of it.

[Brett]

They weren't on the casino route yet.

[Holmberg]

No, but they didn't have anything after.

[John]

They weren't on the barbecue festival.

[Unknown]

They do a number of. I mean, they did some.

[Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Unknown]

So for Shrek, I think. I thought they did a couple other commercials. That was Dunes.

[Holmberg]

That might have been right on the heels of a Shrek.

[John]

They were cashing in.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, that was the I'm a believer time. And I was like, oh, and then I want to hear Celine Dion doing AC dc.

[Brett]

I'm gonna search for it.

[Holmberg]

All right, we'll wait. Do that at home. All right. I'm about 15 minutes away from my next dose of heroine. That should be fun. Everybody.

[Unknown]

Jonesy.

[Holmberg]

That's right. Middle aged ladies with three kids. There may be some left in the end, but I will be selling it. I will not just give it away.

[Unknown]

Check the standby list.

[Holmberg]

Oh, this is gonna make me feel like I'm on heroin. O. You know what it reminds me of? The exact minute a karaoke night's over, this lady who can sing wants to do AC dc. Let's go. Yeah. I don't want that ever again.

[Unknown]

Woody Allen saved someone's life in a diner in Manhattan.

[Holmberg]

Was it a child?

[Unknown]

I'm liquor maneuver. He got up. 87 year old Woody got up and saved his life.

[Holmberg]

How small was this person?

[Unknown]

Had to been tiny but ate a piece of pork. Woody snapped into action.

[Holmberg]

I have a feeling Woody was a kid in public. Don't worry, it's just a heimlich maneuver. He's choking. He's choking on your man.

[Brett]

Get it out of there.

[Unknown]

At the table was his wife, Soon Yi.

[Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Unknown]

And Alan Dershowicz. Dershowitz.

[Holmberg]

No. Yeah, close.

[Unknown]

Dershowitz.

[Holmberg]

W's or V's? Try again. Dershowitz.

[Unknown]

No, no. Dershowitz.

[Holmberg]

He hates the Jew.

[Unknown]

I. I know the guy.

[Holmberg]

Oh, do you? It takes you eight times to say a name of a guy. You know? Is he a mermaid too?

[Unknown]

He's a mermaid.

[Holmberg]

This child is in desperate need of someone behind him. Thrusting heavily Woody. No, baby, I think he's choking. I'm fine. Make him stop. That's what chokers would say. That's exactly what a choker would say. Let me just. Here, let me try to. I'll dig it out of his throat with this. Woody, get your out of that kid's mouth. Oh, Soon Yi, I need your help here. Eiffel Tower, the boy, he's dying.

[Unknown]

Last little thing is the American Film Institute made a list of the the 100 Greatest Movie Quotes of all time.

[Holmberg]

I'll be back. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

[Unknown]

That's number one.

[Holmberg]

That is number one.

[Unknown]

Yep.

[Holmberg]

There's no place like home.

[Unknown]

No, that gave.

[Holmberg]

That's not on there.

[John]

We're not in Kansas anymore.

[Unknown]

Not that we're not in Kansas anymore. Is number four.

[Brett]

Leave the gun. Take the canoli.

[Holmberg]

That's Brett's. Brett's afi. Yeah.

[Brett]

Mine's a little different.

[Holmberg]

Brett's AFI is just because it ends in a vowel.

[Unknown]

Your guys Brett.

[Holmberg]

May the force be with you.

[Unknown]

It's in the top 10.

[Holmberg]

Top 10.

[Unknown]

That should be number eight.

[Holmberg]

All right.

[Brett]

Yeah. We gotta do it.

[Unknown]

Okay. Number two.

[Holmberg]

Adrian. Yo, Adrian. I did it.

[Unknown]

You're talking to me. All right, Taxi driver. Number nine. Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night from all about either force be with you. Number eight. Number seven. All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close up. Yep.

[Holmberg]

Stone, Crawford.

[Unknown]

Number six. Go ahead, make my day.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah.

[Holmberg]

Solid.

[Unknown]

Number five. Here's looking at you, kid. Casablanca. Toto. We're not in Kansas anymore. Number four. Number three. You don't understand. I could be. I could have had class. I could have been a contender.

[Holmberg]

The Waterfront.

[Unknown]

Yep. Number one. I'm.

[Holmberg]

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. I'm gonna get you, sucker.

[Brett]

You must be one of them Crenshaw mafia. Mother.

[Holmberg]

Give me the mother gun, tray. It's the number one quote in movie history.

[Unknown]

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

[Holmberg]

I would like if AFI just threw a curveball at us. And the number one was.

[Unknown]

That was number two.

[Brett]

Oh, okay.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. The number one one was when he goes. Come on, Brandy, give me them skins. He's trying to bang Brandy on the tree.

[Brett]

This is your mother.

[Holmberg]

So you can give me them skins or what? Trey, this is your mother. Who this? I gotta watch it again. How come the number one one is like Morgan Freeman saying the Andy Du frame crawled through 400 yards of the phallus fields and come out smelling like a rose.

[Unknown]

Could be in the top 100.

[Holmberg]

It has to be be. I want to see that list now. That's got to be great. Call it from no country for Old Men. So good.

[John]

Quarter.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, quarter.

[Unknown]

No, it wasn't.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, the quarter for the old man. For the old man. I don't know what I'm betting on. Call it. I don't know what I'm putting up. You've been putting it up your whole life. Now call it.

[Unknown]

Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this. What is Daddy?

The thing that drives me every day as a dad is Dariona. We call him Dae Date for short. Every day he's hungry for something, whether it's attention, affection, knowledge. And there's this huge responsibility in making sure that when he's no longer under my wing that he's a good person. I want him to be able to sit back one day and go, we worked together. We did a good job.

[John]

That's dadication.

[Holmberg]

Find out [e-mail] brought to you by.

[John]

The U.S. department of Health and Human.

[Holmberg]

Services and the Ad Council.