Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: Full Show – Wednesday, June 4, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-hosts: Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, Brady Bogen
Broadcasted on: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Introduction
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show hosted by John Holmberg, the team dives into a variety of topics ranging from humorous workplace disputes to critical societal issues like homelessness and the opioid crisis. The show maintains its signature blend of entertainment, candid discussions, and provocative humor.
Key Discussions
1. Officer Rico Blaze and Workplace Dynamics
- Timestamp: [03:04]
- Summary: The hosts engage in a comedic skit featuring Officer Rico Blaze, who narrates exaggerated tales of his policing adventures. This segment sets a humorous tone for the episode, highlighting the show's playful banter.
2. Critique of Dating Apps – "Bang Palace"
- Timestamp: [07:16]
- Summary: Dick Toledo and Bret Vesely discuss a listener-submitted review of the dating app "Bang Palace." They critique the app's portrayal of relationships, emphasizing the unrealistic and insensitive profiles, particularly those featuring individuals with disabilities.
- Notable Quote:
- Dick Toledo: "USA Bang Palace does not work for sex. There's too many cripples." [12:39]
3. Homelessness and the "E-List" Proposal
- Timestamp: [25:06]
- Summary: The hosts delve into the severe issue of homelessness in Phoenix, proposing a controversial solution dubbed the "E-List." This plan suggests monitoring and potentially euthanizing individuals who remain homeless beyond a certain period, sparking intense debate among the hosts.
- Notable Quotes:
- Dick Toledo: "The E list is a good idea. No one would ever get euthanized because most of these people just need a place to get it together." [36:51]
- Bret Vesely: "USA Bang palace does not work for sex." [12:39]
4. DUI and Bike Donation Program
- Timestamp: [27:35]
- Summary: Addressing the issue of DUI offenders, the hosts propose donating old bikes to Action Ride Shop as a means to rehabilitate and engage individuals who have committed traffic offenses. This segment blends humor with discussions on rehabilitation methods.
- Notable Quote:
- Dick Toledo: "They’re doing great raising money by donating bikes. CC you all to the devil and the floating boys competition." [Maintain neutral language due to offensive content]
5. Workplace Conflict Over Parking Spots
- Timestamp: [51:20]
- Summary: A listener named Les shares his experience of a heated confrontation with a coworker over a designated parking spot. The hosts offer satirical advice, including the controversial suggestion to "play the gay card" to defuse workplace tensions and avoid termination.
- Notable Quote:
- Dick Toledo: "If you walk in there and there's already somebody in there that has some sort of authority or at least as a notary, you're fired." [54:46]
6. Listener Stories on Transgender Relationships and Surgeries
- Timestamp: [122:54]
- Summary: An email from a listener named Justin narrates his experience with a transgender woman, detailing the challenges and humorous mishaps following her vaginoplasty surgery. The hosts respond with a mix of humor and insensitive remarks, highlighting the show's controversial approach to sensitive topics.
- Notable Quote:
- John Holmberg: "I always tell people, would you be mad at someone if they got great fake boobs, it's the same thing." [125:08]
7. Movie Quotes Segment
- Timestamp: [148:30]
- Summary: The hosts participate in a light-hearted segment where they recite and discuss famous movie quotes. This segment serves as a palate cleanser amidst the more intense discussions, showcasing the hosts' diverse range of interests.
- Notable Quotes:
- John Holmberg: "You must be one of them Crenshaw." [159:25]
- Brady Bogen: "Make him an offer he can't refuse." [160:23]
Insights and Conclusions
Throughout the episode, Holmberg's Morning Sickness blends humor with controversial topics, often pushing the boundaries of political correctness. While the show maintains an entertaining atmosphere, some discussions, particularly those surrounding homelessness and workplace harassment, veer into insensitive and offensive territory. The hosts employ satire and exaggerated scenarios to address serious issues, which may resonate with their audience's desire for unfiltered conversations but also risk alienating listeners who find the content objectionable.
The episode underscores the show's commitment to provocative dialogue, balancing humor with critiques of societal norms. However, the approach raises questions about the line between edgy content and offensive commentary, highlighting the challenges of addressing sensitive topics in a comedic format.
Notable Quotes with Attribution
- Dick Toledo: "USA Bang Palace does not work for sex. There's too many cripples." [12:39]
- Dick Toledo: "If you walk in there and there's already somebody in there that has some sort of authority or at least as a notary, you're fired." [54:46]
- John Holmberg: "I always tell people, would you be mad at someone if they got great fake boobs, it's the same thing." [125:08]
- John Holmberg: "Make him an offer he can't refuse." [160:23]
- Bret Vesely: "It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually." [Repeated throughout the episode as a catchphrase]
Please note that while the show incorporates humor and satire, some remarks made by the hosts may be considered offensive or inappropriate by certain audiences.