06-04-25 - Giving Brady Payback From Rico Blaze For Links He Texts And Reviewing New Bang Palace Hookup App - BO

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (06-04-25)

Hosts and Cast:

• John Holmberg – Host
• Brady Bogen – Co-host
• Bret Vesely – Co-host
• Dick Toledo – Co-host
• Rico Blaze – Guest (Officer Rico Blaze)

Episode Title: Giving Brady Payback From Rico Blaze For Links He Texts And Reviewing New Bang Palace Hookup App

Release Date: June 4, 2025

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1. Setting the Stage: Payback for Brady's Texts

The episode kicks off with the hosts delving into a humorous yet chaotic situation where Brady Bogen has been bombarding John Holmberg with disturbing text messages containing images of deformed babies. This ongoing prank becomes the central theme for the day's discussions.

John Holmberg expresses his frustration and disbelief:

"I've never seen anything as horrific. It is a nightmare-fueled photograph of the worst thing I've ever seen." ([05:03])

Brady Bogen finds the situation amusing, amplifying the comedy:

"Brady's dying laughing. He's sending me deformed baby heads loads. He's on some weird." ([05:04])

2. Introducing Officer Rico Blaze: The Unwanted Guest

Adding fuel to the fire, Officer Rico Blaze makes a dramatic entrance, promising to "protect and serve" amidst the chaos caused by Brady's antics. His presence intensifies the playful tension among the hosts as they navigate the prank.

Rico Blaze asserts his authority with flair:

"Hey, everybody, it's Officer Rico Blaze." ([02:18])

John Holmberg humorously remarks:

"Running a train on Toledo's mom, my mom, and now your mom." ([04:16])

3. The Deformed Baby Videos: A Comedy of Errors

The conversation takes a deeper dive into the bizarre content Brady has been sending. John Holmberg recounts his experience of trying to watch a hockey game while bombarded with these unsettling images.

John Holmberg details his ordeal:

"I'm sitting there minding my own business, just trying to watch a little hockey last night. My phone goes ping. I look and Brady's like, check it out. And it's this. Under a blanket. There's like something." ([05:34])

The hosts collectively react to the unsettling nature of the images:

"How they let that baby go out in the. On the planet is beyond me." ([05:57])

4. Reviewing the Bang Palace Hookup App: A Critical Analysis

Shifting gears, the hosts begin a critical review of a new hookup app named Bang Palace. They dissect the app's features, user experience, and underlying issues, particularly focusing on its questionable representation of individuals with disabilities.

John Holmberg articulates his concerns:

"But she still wants you to rub on her cans." ([09:25])

Brady Bogen reinforces the app's shortcomings:

"Bang palace does not work for sex. It's marketed as a hookup site. That's going to do nothing for you." ([13:04])

The discussion highlights the deceptive nature of the app's profiles, which often present fake or misleading information to lure users, raising ethical concerns.

5. Escalation and Humor: Rico Blaze's Interventions

As the episode progresses, Rico Blaze continues to interject with provocative remarks, further escalating the tension and humor among the hosts. His attempts at being wildly inappropriate serve as both payback and comic relief.

Rico Blaze delivers his lines with gusto:

"You gotta wheel her. You gotta wheel over. Yeah. You gotta get her on a ramp and take her over to Burger theory and have a nice meal and then wheel her home..." ([12:27])

John Holmberg responds with a mix of frustration and jest:

"I'm enjoying a little. I just text back, like, why didn't they kill." ([07:25])

6. Concluding Insights: The Show's Stance on Bang Palace

Towards the end of the episode, the hosts collectively decide against endorsing the Bang Palace app, emphasizing its flaws and the insincerity of its user base. They recommend alternative hookup platforms that offer more genuine interactions without the deceptive practices observed in Bang Palace.

Brady Bogen offers alternatives:

"No strings attached.com uberhorny.com fling.com and aff.com." ([13:19])

John Holmberg wraps up with a strong stance:

"Bang palace, if you're interested. I. I would never participate in something like that." ([15:34])

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Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg:

  "I've never seen anything as horrific." ([05:03])

• Rico Blaze:

  "Hey, everybody, it's Officer Rico Blaze." ([02:18])

• Brady Bogen:

  "Bang palace does not work for sex." ([13:04])

• John Holmberg:

  "But she still wants you to rub on her cans." ([09:25])

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Conclusion: This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends humor with critical commentary, addressing the absurdities of modern hookup apps while maintaining engaging banter among the hosts. The inclusion of Officer Rico Blaze adds an extra layer of amusement, making the episode both entertaining and insightful for listeners.

Transcript

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

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[Rico Blaze]

The rest of homework's morning sickness. This is the big Red radio.

[John Holmberg]

What? Oh, Rico Blazes. Officer Rico Blaze is here everybody. Should we let him in? Do we have a choice?

[Brady]

Depends on what he's knocking with.

[Rico Blaze]

Had a lady asked me that before. Can I let him in? Oh, I'm going in. Baby. There ain't no way. If you don't let me in the front door, I'm coming in the back door and When I say I'm coming in the back door, I mean it, baby. Hey, everybody, it's Officer Rico Blaze.

[Toledo]

Where have you been, Rico?

[Rico Blaze]

Oh, it is a crazy time for Rico Blaze. I was in Montana, my Father's Day special. You know what I'm talking about? Taking care of somebody's lonely mama. Talita, I treated your mama real nice. Then I headed on down to Mesa.

[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's daddy walked out on that situation.

[Rico Blaze]

Left himself a single mama. Father's day special for Ms. Marcia as well. The police came four times that day. And I'd like to welcome a new mama to the club.

[Toledo]

Oh, no, no.

[Rico Blaze]

Off to Columbus I go to protect and serve that booty of Ms. Bunny Bogan. All right. Is it too soon? Got a lot of time left, player.

[Toledo]

Oh, man.

[Rico Blaze]

Got to get on the action. You never know.

[Toledo]

That's a good point, Rico.

[Rico Blaze]

Live every day like it's your last. That's what I say. How's your mama holding up?

[Toledo]

Real well.

[Rico Blaze]

That's right. What time's your flight?

[John Holmberg]

Right after mine.

[Rico Blaze]

Damn right.

[Toledo]

Slap on fives on the wheel.

[Rico Blaze]

I just wanted to be wildly inappropriate with Brady's certain situation this week. And I knew he did not see this coming. So. My Father's Day.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I saw it, Brett.

[Rico Blaze]

You unlucky mother. Effort for Mother's Day. Father's Day taken care of. Although I'll tell you what, I could still make your mama pop.

[John Holmberg]

Damn.

[Rico Blaze]

Check me out at Rico Blaze. I'm an officer of the law. You must obey, or I'll break out my night stick. See you at the funeral.

[Toledo]

Looking forward to it.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that was uncalled for. Running a Father's Day special.

[Toledo]

He sure is busy. What a guy.

[John Holmberg]

Running a train on Toledo's mom, my mom, and now your mom.

[Marcia]

It's just.

[John Holmberg]

You know what I do admire about Rico, though? He waited till they were single.

[Toledo]

He did.

[John Holmberg]

He did have one moral. Yeah, he's got morals. He's got.

[Brett]

He's got boundaries.

[Rico Blaze]

Sorry, Brady, that idea popped in my.

[John Holmberg]

Head while you were in the bathroom. Anyway, you know, laughing.

[Toledo]

I knew Enrico was going to Montana.

[John Holmberg]

It was all over.

[Toledo]

It was all over.

[John Holmberg]

It wasn't. It wasn't the most cleverly crafted situation. I had to set it up. The average listener's like, what's going on? And then. Oh, he wouldn't.

[Rico Blaze]

He did.

[John Holmberg]

But, see, laughter makes the whole world going. And that, my friend, is payback. Payback for you. While I was trying to eat last night, sending me deformed babies.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

One after another. Brady's dying laughing. He's sending me deformed baby heads loads. He's on some weird.

[Toledo]

Yeah. And now I get them all the time. Of course, that's how the algorithm works.

[John Holmberg]

If you spend 12 minutes staring one of them, I swear to God, one of them looked like a blow up doll.

[Brady]

Oh, he just showed me one.

[John Holmberg]

That one was nothing. The Hungry Hungry Hippo was nothing compared to the bl. And then they do peekaboo with it.

[Brett]

Pull out the blow up doll. Let's see this.

[John Holmberg]

Whip out the blow up doll. So I'm sitting there minding my own business, just trying to watch a little hockey last night. My phone goes ping. I look and Brady's like, check it out. And it's this. Under a blanket. There's like something. And I just, you know, I play it out. I trust Brady's gonna give me something fun. And this blanket falls off this face. I didn't know it was deformed. Baby night at Brady's house, they post.

[Brady]

It because jag dogs like you.

[John Holmberg]

I guess video takes like 15 seconds before the blanket comes off the kid's face. I've never seen anything as horrific. It is a nightmare fueled photograph of the worst thing I've ever seen. How they let that baby go out in the. On the planet is beyond me. I think I can find it faster than Brady.

[Toledo]

I sent it to Toledo.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, here it is.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. If you've got. Yeah, you send a video of the. The big reveal, you know, at the end of. Yeah, I know, I know. That's when I've got.

[Toledo]

All I need is still shot. But wait, there's more. Oh, Christ.

[John Holmberg]

So I'm sitting there just.

[Brett]

The hell are you doing over there? What are you searching?

[John Holmberg]

I'm enjoying a little.

[Toledo]

I don't know, I'm like, what's happening? What is going on?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. So I get this. I'm trying to just.

[Toledo]

Oh, no, you can't bring this in now.

[Rico Blaze]

And that is precisely the reason I've been sent over to F your mama. Bastard.

[John Holmberg]

I'm just trying to eat a. I'm just having a little grilled chicken on some zucchini noodles last night. I'm not exactly enjoying the greatest meal. It's, you know, healthy. Try not to gain weight while I can't move around.

[Marcia]

Jesus Christ.

[Toledo]

Look at it go.

[John Holmberg]

And Brady sends me deformed baby videos and laughs though. I like, I can hear that. And I just.

[Brett]

Back on.

[John Holmberg]

Well, because I just text back, like, why didn't they kill That I can't.

[Marcia]

I'm laughing so hard.

[John Holmberg]

And then I said, I'm just glad Torp wasn't here to see this terrible. You're. You're the. You're the. You're supposed to be in, like, some sort of a different state of mind this week, you know, Back.

[Toledo]

Get the hammer.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I did. I used to get the claw side of that hammer and finish it. No reason for that to continue on. But you are not supposed to be in a state of mind right now where you're firing that stuff over. I'm a good laugh.

[Toledo]

That bag of bones.

[John Holmberg]

Jesus in a bag of bones. Like, it. Like, it's.

[Toledo]

It's Kenny. It's Kenny Loggins.

[Brett]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

It's a boneless Kenny loggins.

[Brett]

Thank you, Dr. Lin, for all you've done for me.

[Toledo]

It's a torso list.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't know what that is, but his head grew into Kenny Loggins, and his body is just a lump of nothing.

[Brady]

If you saw his head sofa, I would.

[Toledo]

No.

[John Holmberg]

On a dating site. Oh, yeah, you're swiping on that on a dating site. Yeah.

[Brett]

Never mind the chair, please.

[Toledo]

You can't fit in a chair.

[John Holmberg]

My friend was on a date. Prop him up on a rack. No, they're just carrying his boneless body around. This is what I get from Brady. While I'm just enjoying a meal. I can't escape him. So I took this horrific human being's night, and I'm like, screw this guy. There's no feelings in this sociopath. Rico Blade's gonna bang his mom tomorrow.

[Toledo]

It's helping me.

[John Holmberg]

My friend. My friend is on one of. I didn't know about these sites. This is new. And I've got two friends using them and, you know, whatever. And I forget one of them is called. I don't even know if it's a site or it's an app. I wrote it down, but it's this one. My one friend got on this thing because a friend of his is on.

[Toledo]

It'S Merry Kill only.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's called where the Hell is It? I wrote it down, damn it. Where is it? Ah, nuts. Hold on, I'll find it. I'll get you.

[Toledo]

It's basically just Encounters only it's called Bang Palace.

[John Holmberg]

And these girls are like. And then you, evidently. Because he told me you just put your distance in, like, how far you're willing to travel for some ass. And then girls show up, and then you kind of put your zip code in or whatever. So he's Getting these. And no joke, these girls are like, he showed it to me. He's like, not bad, right? And I'm like, nah. Still, though, she's a member of Bang palace, so there's something going on that I'm not real comfortable with. So one of them says, and she's three sexy pictures, and she's posing in this throne. And when you see boobs, you don't see, like, the stuff around it. Like, she's, like, squeezing her cans together. She's not naked. She's in a tank top. She's almost naked. A couple of girls just flash the bead, and then it says, I'm sick of this. Like, most of the girls, things are, I'm sick of my life. I just want somebody to bone, and I don't want any strings attached. And I'm like, this is appealing to a lot of guys. So Bang palace exists. The one girl's first line in her thing after these three pictures was, let's just start here. If the chair bothers you, just skip me. And then you go back and look at her pictures and realize that that throne she's sitting in is a wheelchair. She's incapacitated, functionless. Spinal cord injury, something. But she still wants you to rub on her cans.

[Rico Blaze]

Morning sickness. Medicate. KU pd.

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[Rico Blaze]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[John Holmberg]

And I told my friend, I'm like, you gotta do this.

[Rico Blaze]

You gotta. You gotta wheel her.

[John Holmberg]

You gotta wheel over. Yeah. You gotta get her on a ramp and take her over to Burger theory and have a nice meal and then wheel her home, take her over the bump and the threshold and pour her out on the floor and go to town. That's what she's begging for. But I don't know how. You're in a wheelchair and you're like, screw it, Bang Palace. And then you're like, why not?

[Brett]

I guess it's the same for the world.

[John Holmberg]

Toledo. Putting boneless Kenny Loggins up on the old dating site.

[Brady]

So there's apparently a sex dating apps review site. Oh, this person is not a fan of the Bang Palace.

[John Holmberg]

No. Why? It's got to be all for inclusion, usa.

[Brady]

Bang palace does not work for sex.

[John Holmberg]

Too many cripples.

[Brady]

Marketed as a hookup site. That's going to do nothing for you. The site mentions that the profiles are for entertainment only and that they are literally fake.

[John Holmberg]

No kidding.

[Brady]

No meeting up with anyone for sex here. Don't waste your time on this site.

[John Holmberg]

No. Well. What?

[Brett]

This guy's pissed.

[Brady]

Well, gives others other alternatives. No strings attached.com uberhorny.com fling.com and aff.com.

[John Holmberg]

So I asked my, my. I asked him, I said, what is it, Brian? What's this thing cost you?

[Rico Blaze]

Oops.

[John Holmberg]

Shouldn't have said the name. I said, what's this?

[Rico Blaze]

What's this?

[Brett]

Don't say the other name. Whatever you do.

[John Holmberg]

That's his fake name.

[Brady]

Guess two of them, right?

[Brett]

That ain't the other name.

[John Holmberg]

That's his bang name. That's not his. Its real name. His real name is. His last name's Jackson. Nobody needs to know this. No, I was like, how much does this cost you? And he goes, you pay for every text. You don't pay like it's insane thing. You don't pay for every. Like, you don't pay to be a member. You just are on there. And then evidently, because he showed me his. Like, he sent a picture email, like, hundreds of them. Like, the second he said, all right, here's my profile. And he didn't even put a picture up. And it said, I saw you like this, and I'm within 15 miles of you. You want to meet me for lunch or something? And then. Or just come to my house and we can bang it out. And I'm like, is this real? I said, how do you pay for this? And he. So every time he responds back, a token, like, it's. It's like a buck. And then you buy, like, a ton of tokens, and then so. And they try to have conversations with you. And. But some of the. Like, he showed me one of them. I don't know if this one's real, because she wants off there because it costs her so much to talk. So she wants your phone number.

[Toledo]

Number.

[John Holmberg]

I'm like, I'm not giving any of those. I'm not giving bank palace girls my number.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I'm like, anonymous.

[Toledo]

A physical encounter. It's just texting back and forth.

[John Holmberg]

Well, according to what Toledo just found. But from what I was reading, what he was sending me, those. They're in.

[Brett]

Well, has he went forward with this yet?

[John Holmberg]

He just. Brand new to it. Okay. But anonymous. Brian is definitely like. But he sent me the. One of the girl in the wheelchair, and I was like, man, well, we.

[Brett]

Need a review from him when he actually does do this.

[John Holmberg]

But why would that. If it's a. If it's fake women, why would. Why would the algorithm stuff a cripple in there and then, like, she's mad about it? First and foremost, let's get this out of the way. If the chair bothers you, I'm out. Like, all right, that's not gonna get.

[Brett]

Throw one zinger in there, right?

[Marcia]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I would have typed back, it's not the chair that bothers me, it's the bitch in it.

[Brady]

I like that response.

[John Holmberg]

She was really mad. Like, like, you'd already judged her. I'm like, of course I'm on Bang Palace. The last thing I expect on Bang palace is wheels.

[Toledo]

Profile.

[John Holmberg]

Roll it, roll it, roll it. Come on, Fred Wurst. But yeah. So Bang palace, if you're interested. I. I would never participate in something like that. I don't care how lonely I get in. In life, that is Bang palace wheelchair girl is. I might as well, just go to the circus and walk to that freak show in the back and I don't think that exists anymore. I think that's just society. Just wander back there. Is there a bearded lady that's lonely.

[Brady]

And I still think it exists.

[John Holmberg]

Well, Brady sent me video of it last night.

[Toledo]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

That balloon headed blow up.

[Brady]

Future future. By the way, the only job she.

[John Holmberg]

Can get is freak show. Did you see the video? Did he send you the video of them playing peekaboo?

[Brady]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

It's a horrific nightmare fueled. It's where nightmares are born. That when that little gingham thing goes off that kid's face and reveals the Mr. Mackie over inflated head.

[Toledo]

That cost me 10 bucks to talk to her.

[Brady]

That's why it starts at that one. Like there's no peekaboo there.

[John Holmberg]

No. Maybe it's later.

[Toledo]

There's another one.

[John Holmberg]

And then you look closely. It says on the side of her head inflate to 12 psi. And she's at like 22.

[Brady]

She's over.

[Toledo]

That one's even bigger.

[John Holmberg]

It's awful to look at. But that's for you, you prick. That was why Rico came in. That was truly disturbing last night. And then it wasn't.

[Brady]

By the way, I don't think that left leg is all right either.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not. I don't care about the look good. The last thing. The last thing I need. He's not wrong. The last thing I need that thing to be is ambulatory. I need a. I break its leg so it didn't walk around. You can't walk and sneak up on things.

[Brady]

Things.

[John Holmberg]

Just the clot. Just clot hammer in the back of the head. Yeah. That's what I think I said. Yeah.

[Toledo]

After the.

[Rico Blaze]

Here we go.

[John Holmberg]

Just sledge that. You take a callaway 9.5 driver. Nice flat face on that. You line up Mr. Mackie and his giant melon and you put it out of its misery. I. I like if that. Brett, if that came out. You and I both had vasectomies to avoid that kind of stuff.

[Brett]

Yeah. So I say Dr. Lin, thank you very much.

[John Holmberg]

Kept us from ever having a balloon headed blow up doll kid that we gotta pretend to love and then have the nerve to put on Instagram with the words God Bl. God hates that kid. God bless you. How dare you. God's zero blessings to that kid now. Zero blessings expressed to that kid. Where's your free will when you come out over inflated like that? It's got a shelf life of five months. The whole family is Just. It's a. The saddest thing in the world. You club it. If you're a decent doctor, you club it right out of the box and you say, hey, nothing happened. It's just a bunch of blood. You didn't hear it was a false pregnancy.

[Toledo]

Really?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. When you ultrasound that thing and the head is the size of your wife's chest cavity. Doc, we gotta do something about this, right?

[Toledo]

Is this right?

[John Holmberg]

There we go. We got a melon ball that out of there, right? Get to get the graham crackers and Sprite. Let's do the right thing.

[Toledo]

But then sledge it. Limbo Kenny Loggins lasted that long.

[John Holmberg]

Limbo Kenny Loggins went through puberty enough to have a better beard than me, which I'll give him, I'll give him, I'll give him. Yeah. I would take that guy to every limbo contest, put him on a mechanics creeper. I would sit there every bar. Brady would have a trunk at every limbo contest with his arms folded, just standing indignant while everybody's Limbo, limbo, limbo.

[Marcia]

And Timothy looked like he gonna be.

[John Holmberg]

The lowest one then creak. Do your stuff, mother.

[Marcia]

Oh, we have a lead cont.

[Rico Blaze]

Oh, my God.

[Marcia]

Oh, my God. What is that? Limbo Candy Logan. World champ. Undefeated. Slide under that thing, Squidward.

[Toledo]

You got it outlawed less than a.

[John Holmberg]

Year as a quicksilver and its little head goes girling under there.

[Marcia]

You cannot make the polo enough for him.

[John Holmberg]

That terrible noise.

[Marcia]

Let's open up my case.

[John Holmberg]

Go get a mother.

[Marcia]

The sticks over there.

[John Holmberg]

Blob on over like a little snail with a head on.

[Toledo]

Oh, man.

[Marcia]

Limbo, limbo, limbo. What is this thing?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God.

[Marcia]

That's a man. Contest over. Anybody want to sign up? Just get in line. All are welcome.

[Toledo]

One last contestant.

[Marcia]

Either. My Angela. Look how low she can go. Hello. Can you go? Huh? Red strike for Angela. That's very low.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, who's next? Holy.

[Marcia]

What is that? What the. Are you on Limbo from hell, you devil boy. But he won, right? Who are you? I'm the Colonel Tom Parker of Limbo Kenny Rockins. Holy God, it's touching me. Burn the stick. The snowman.

[John Holmberg]

All hell broke out tonight at Bahama Breeze. Sorry. That's your fault, Brady. You sent me some horrible things last night.

[Toledo]

Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[John Holmberg]

I have heard enough of this.