Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: June 6, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Release Date: June 6, 2025
National Donut Day Celebration
The episode kicks off with Dick Toledo extending warm greetings to Phoenix listeners, announcing, “Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it” (04:54). The conversation swiftly transitions to the celebration of National Donut Day, a tradition initiated by the Salvation Army in 1938 to honor the donut lassies who served soldiers during wartime.
Brady Bogen humorously quips, “Oh, my God. That is horrible” (05:58) in response to Dick’s mention of the World Donut Eating Championship, where competitor James Webb set a record by consuming 70 glazed donuts in eight minutes. This sparks a light-hearted debate on the absurdity of the contest and critiques Krispy Kreme’s promotional giveaway of free donuts, with Dick clarifying, “They're also doing a buy one, get one glaze deal” (06:27).
Government Warning: Border Patrol Phone Searches
A significant segment addresses a governmental advisory concerning travelers entering the United States. Dick Toledo informs listeners that the U.S. Border Patrol has updated its policies, stating, “If you're coming into the United States and you have your phone, make sure you unload your nudes or other videos, because the border agents have access to your phones” (10:18). This leads to a humorous yet cautionary dialogue between Brady and Dick, exploring the implications of such searches with Brady mockingly suggesting, “AI pictures of your dick. Don't use your own pathetic todger” (13:06).
A noteworthy incident is highlighted where a French scientist was denied entry due to critical messages about the Trump administration found on his phone, emphasizing the seriousness of the advisory (12:14).
News Highlight: DoorDash Tip-Fraud Incident
In a gripping news story, Dick Toledo narrates the case of Robert Delahunt, a 59-year-old from Washington state, who returned to a customer’s home with a loaded gun to confront a missed tip from a Doordash delivery. “So the father and the daughter, he said they were loud, mouthy... and reeking of alcohol” (18:00). The episode discusses the severe consequences of such actions, including Robert facing DUI charges and potential jail time, while reinforcing the importance of tipping delivery drivers to avoid such extreme reactions.
Brady adds a moral lesson, urging listeners to “Always tip the driver” (18:24), highlighting the societal expectation of acknowledging service workers' efforts.
Science News
The hosts delve into various intriguing scientific advancements:
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Early Meat Smoking by Neanderthals: Presented by Dick Toledo, it’s revealed that early humans may have been smoking meat a million years ago, significantly extending its shelf life (24:32).
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Electronic Face Tattoos for Mental Workload Tracking: An innovative technology designed for high-pressure jobs like healthcare, allowing real-time monitoring of an individual's mental state (26:25).
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VR Video Games Improving Eyesight: A Japanese study shows that playing VR games can enhance eyesight by strengthening eye muscles, although the study's limited participant age range is noted (27:11).
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Nanotech's World’s Tiniest Violin: Highlighting a breakthrough where physicists created a violin measuring just 13 microns wide, making the gesture of a "world's tiniest violin" impossible to play in reality (28:06).
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Amazon’s Robotic Package Delivery: Discussing Amazon's progress in deploying humanoid robots for package delivery, with humorous speculation on public reactions and potential conflicts with "Chads" (29:30).
Brady humorously critiques some of these advancements, particularly the nanotech violin, saying, “Science solves scientists. You can't actually. It's not a real violin, so don't be fooled” (28:35).
Community and Lifestyle Discussions
The episode features vibrant banter among hosts about mundane yet relatable topics:
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DoorDash and Pizza Deliveries: John Holmberg and Brady Bogen exchange anecdotes about pizza deliveries, emphasizing the ease of securing tips through the system and the importance of being respectful to delivery drivers.
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Fishing in Arizona: Dick Toledo shares his first-time fishing experience in Arizona’s Greer area, encouraging listeners to obtain a fishing license and explore the state’s natural beauty (47:01).
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Pick of the Litter: A heartwarming segment promotes pet adoption, featuring Jep, a special project pup in need of a forever home, supported by Turf Monsters and Lost Our Home Pet Rescue.
Closing Remarks
The episode wraps up with a humorous and chaotic discussion of various unsettling and bizarre online videos shared among the hosts, blending humor with a touch of absurdity. The conversation culminates in a reflection on Normandy Day, honoring those who sacrificed during the historic landings, while maintaining the show's signature blend of humor and irreverence.
Brady concludes with a poignant reminder, “Normandy is today's word in honor of all the people who died for us” (44:15), bridging the gap between lighthearted banter and meaningful remembrance.
Notable Quotes
- Dick Toledo: “Happy National Donut Day.” (05:04)
- Brady Bogen: “Oh, my God. That is horrible” (05:58)
- Dick Toledo: “If you're coming into the United States and you have your phone, make sure you unload your nudes or other videos” (10:18)
- Brady Bogen: “Always tip the driver” (18:24)
- Brady Bogen: “Science solves scientists. You can't actually... It's not a real violin, so don't be fooled” (28:35)
- Brady Bogen: “Normandy is today's word in honor of all the people who died for us” (44:15)
Conclusion
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends humor, current events, and community discussions, offering listeners a mix of entertainment and insightful commentary. From celebrating National Donut Day to addressing serious travel advisories and exploring groundbreaking scientific advancements, the hosts maintain an engaging and dynamic dialogue that resonates with Arizona’s vibrant community.
Timecode References
- [04:54] Dick Toledo’s morning greeting
- [05:04] Extension of greetings on National Donut Day
- [05:58] Brady’s reaction to donut eating record
- [10:18] Border Patrol phone search advisory
- [12:14] French scientist's entry denial incident
- [18:00] DoorDash tipping incident
- [18:24] Brady’s tip to drivers
- [24:32] Neanderthals smoking meat
- [26:25] Electronic face tattoos for mental workload
- [27:11] VR games improving eyesight
- [28:06] Nanotech’s tiniest violin
- [28:35] Brady’s critique on nanotech violin
- [29:30] Amazon’s robotic delivery discussion
- [44:15] Normandy Day remembrance
- [47:01] Fishing in Arizona discussion
Note: Timecodes correspond to the transcript provided and indicate the approximate moment each referenced topic occurs within the episode.