06-06-25 - Entertainment Drill - FRI - Showing Thriller The Poop Sex Vid And Finding Out He Doesn't Use Elevators - Nick Jonas Cast In New KISS Movie

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 06-06-25 - Entertainment Drill - FRI - Showing Thriller The Poop Sex Vid And Finding Out He Doesn't Use Elevators - Nick Jonas Cast In New KISS Movie
Release Date: June 6, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Guests: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo (“Thriller”)

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1. Introduction to the Entertainment Drill

Timestamp: 01:42 - 10:43

The episode kicks off with the Entertainment Drill, a segment where the hosts react to a viral video titled "Thriller The Poop Sex Vid." John Holmberg introduces the segment, and the conversation quickly shifts to the behavior of Dick Toledo, affectionately known as “Thriller.”

Brady Bogen initiates the discussion:

“[02:28] Brady: I will never, ever, ever touch a handrail again. I will not.”

Thriller explains his aversion:

“[02:20] Thriller: I just think of what's never cleaned. And I know those are never cleaned.”

The group humorously debates Thriller's reluctance to use handrails and elevators, highlighting his preference for stairs despite the apparent inconvenience.

2. Deep Dive into "Thriller The Poop Sex Vid"

Timestamp: 10:43 - 16:56

Brady and the hosts dissect the video, expressing their discomfort and amusement over its graphic content. They repeatedly mention their reactions to the video's visuals and Thriller’s seemingly inappropriate enjoyment.

Brady comments on the video's content:

“[04:17] Brady: There's a lot of poop there. Thriller.”

Corey voices his skepticism:

“[05:02] Corey: What does this involve with handrails?”

The segment culminates in a playful challenge for Thriller to participate in a stair climb, emphasizing the comedic tension between cleanliness concerns and physical challenges.

3. Celebrity News and Pop Culture Highlights

Timestamp: 16:56 - 22:33

The conversation shifts to current celebrity news and pop culture events, providing listeners with the latest updates and humorous takes.

a. Tom Cruise's Stunt Record

Brady praises Tom Cruise's dedication to performing his own stunts, questioning why only Cruise gains recognition for such feats.

“[14:03] Corey: Tom Cruise set a Guinness world record for the most burning parachute jumps by an individual while filming. And it was all from Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning.”

“[14:18] Brady: But a stuntman would do it. No one would ever care because he's not a stuntman.”

b. KISS Biopic Casting

Excitement surrounds the casting of Nick Jonas as Paul Stanley in an upcoming KISS biopic, with Gene Simmons taking on the role of director.

“[15:34] Corey: Nick Jonas will play Paul Stanley in a KISS biopic called Shout It Out Loud.”

“[15:45] Brady: That's actually kind of going to be fun. He's flashy.”

c. Halle Berry's Engagement and Khloe Kardashian's Fashion

The hosts discuss Halle Berry's recent proposal and the mixed reactions to Khloe Kardashian's latest fashion choices.

“[17:10] Corey: Halle Berry has been proposed to by her boyfriend, Van Hunt.”

“[17:49] Corey: Have you seen Khloe Kardashian in her new trendy thong jeans?”

4. Upcoming Movie Releases and Reviews

Timestamp: 22:33 - 19:34

The hosts review and anticipate several upcoming movies, sharing their opinions and preferences.

a. John Wick Sequels

Brady expresses enthusiasm for the ongoing John Wick series, particularly highlighting the inclusion of female characters.

“[19:00] Brady: Oh, the John Wick movies. Yeah, with Ana de Armas. I'd watch that. All the John Wicks are good.”

b. Wes Anderson's New Film

They briefly touch upon Wes Anderson's latest project featuring Benicio del Toro, noting the distinct style typical of Anderson's films.

“[19:09] Corey: The other one's the Wes Anderson, The Phoenician Scheme with Benicio Del Toro. It looks kind of...”

5. Celebrity Diets and Personal Endeavors

Timestamp: 19:34 - 21:25

The conversation lightens with discussions about Dolly Parton's unique dietary habits and the entrepreneurial ventures of Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds.

a. Dolly Parton's Daily Diet

Corey reveals Dolly Parton's commitment to her diet, focusing on potatoes.

“[19:18] Corey: Dolly Parton has to have this one food every single day.”

“[19:24] Brady: Well, she has to eat potatoes every day. That's what keeps them.”

b. Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds' Sailing Team

Brady shares exciting news about the Hollywood stars investing in an Australian sail team for the Sail GP competition.

“[19:47] Corey: Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds have teamed up and they bought an Australian sail team.”

6. Billy Joel's Upcoming Book and Personal Struggles

Timestamp: 21:25 - 22:33

Corey discusses Billy Joel's forthcoming autobiography, highlighting personal struggles the musician faced, including attempts at suicide following a tumultuous affair.

“[21:00] Corey: Billy Joel's got a book coming out about his life, and one of the excerpts you're talking about, he revealed he attempted suicide twice after he had an affair with his best friend's wife.”

“[21:46] Brady: What was his method?”

“[21:48] Corey: The second one was a crossbow.”

7. Pick of the Litter: Supporting Local Pet Rescue

Timestamp: 22:33 - 23:08

John Holmberg wraps up the episode by highlighting the Pick of the Litter, a segment dedicated to promoting local pet rescue efforts. This week, the focus is on Jep, a special project dog needing a forever home.

“[23:08] John Holmberg: We're a family restaurant with a small town atmosphere serving southwestern comfort food for 18 years. Come on down to the Ranch House Grill for the best breakfast in Phoenix at 56th street and Thomas Road.”

“[22:15] Brady: This week's pick of the litter is a project. It's Jep. He's a special project for that special someone. Jep is one of my projects. Let's get him a forever home.”

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Notable Quotes

• Brady Bogen on handrails:
  “[02:28] Brady: I will never, ever, ever touch a handrail again. I will not.”

• Thriller Toledo on elevator use:
  “[02:32] Thriller: I prefer stairs.”

• Corey on Billy Joel’s struggles:
  “[21:00] Corey: Billy Joel revealed he attempted suicide twice after an affair.”

• Brady on celebrity stunts:
  “[14:18] Brady: Why is it that Tom Cruise does everything? But a stuntman would do it.”

Conclusion

The episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends humor with current events, offering listeners a mix of lighthearted banter and insightful discussions on pop culture and celebrity news. From dissecting viral videos to anticipating blockbuster movies, the hosts engage their audience with relatable conversations and entertaining segments. The episode concludes with a heartfelt appeal to support local pet rescues, adding a community-focused touch to the morning show.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Thriller]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[John Holmberg]

He's evil sitting right here.

[Brady]

Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. I will never, ever, ever touch a handrail again. I will not. I. And like we said, I want Covid back. We've watched that video. Now people are coming up here wanting. This is the longest a video has had life. Mike Mike from IT comes up. He's like, let me see that video. Mike is. He's a regular.

[John Holmberg]

He pops up for the video.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's up there. Corey, you didn't get to see the video yet. Thrillers.

[Thriller]

I have not. What's going on?

[Brady]

Have you liked it? Would you like to see the video?

[Thriller]

Sure. I don't. I actually don't already touch handrails usually ever.

[Brady]

Is that true?

[Thriller]

I just think of what's never cleaned. And I know those are never cleaned.

[Brady]

So you like you of all people, walking up and down stairs. No kidding.

[Thriller]

Yeah.

[Brady]

So you don't use stairs? Like elevator buttons, man.

[Corey]

That's.

[Thriller]

No, not elevator.

[Brady]

No, you don't. You button your elbow.

[Thriller]

Yeah.

[Brady]

No kidding.

[Thriller]

Yeah, I just think of what's cleaned and no one cleans that stuff.

[Brady]

So you will take the risk of walking up and down stairs and just leaning into with your body.

[Thriller]

Because I think if you get stuck in an elevator, it's too embarrassing to say.

[Brady]

Wait a minute. You don't go in elevators?

[Thriller]

Usually not. I prefer stairs.

[Brady]

Elevators are built just for you.

[John Holmberg]

You're the one that needs a break.

[Thriller]

And then you look stupid until you.

[Brady]

Fall down the stairs.

[Corey]

And then somebody goes, that's stupid.

[Brady]

If the elevator breaks, you're worried more about. Yeah, yeah. You're worried about how people see you.

[Thriller]

Yes. I gotta sell which one I still have. Man, there's not much there, but I value it.

[Brady]

I know, but like, the elevator keeps you going. Well, the last thing on his list should be stair climbing. Like they're the enemy.

[Thriller]

But it's fun.

[Brady]

No, the elevator is real easy. But it's because you're just worried that between floors one and two, you'll just.

[Thriller]

Live there forever, stuck in the one in this building. It'll be so embarrassing.

[Brady]

But you didn't break the elevator.

[Thriller]

No. But you couldn't do one flight of stairs.

[Brady]

Well, you kill, but it takes you forever. The elevators.

[Corey]

What's the limit?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Thriller]

How many stairs after 8?

[Brady]

You'll do eight stories with those legs before you'll get in an elevator.

[John Holmberg]

Better man than me. No way.

[Corey]

Dinner will be over by the time you make it.

[Brady]

I've got two fully functioning extra sexy legs. And I ain't climbing eight flights of stairs. If there's an elevator, that's up to you, man. But I'm no longer touching the buttons after that video we watched.

[Thriller]

And you want to see it? You're hyping it up. I want to see this.

[Brady]

Show Corey the video. All right.

[Thriller]

If it's not A bother.

[Corey]

Tougher thing for me is going out of a bathroom with the hand.

[Brady]

The handles, though. I've always had a paper towel.

[Corey]

Think about it.

[Brady]

But I'm.

[Thriller]

Oh, guys, clean up now.

[Brady]

What's going on here? He's getting.

[Thriller]

Yeah, that was.

[Brady]

There's a lot of poop there. A thriller. We've watched this thing 30 times. This one made me dry. He pretty hard. He's smiling a lot. I don't like his reaction at all.

[Thriller]

When does this involve handrails?

[Corey]

Well, when he says, fellas, clean.

[Brady]

What does this involve with handrails?

[Thriller]

There's talking about.

[John Holmberg]

Hang on.

[Brady]

Yeah, give it a second. Cory, it does look horrible. Here we go. The whole room.

[Thriller]

Oh, it's a volcano.

[Brady]

Now he reaches down to put it back where it goes. No, he's not done. Oh, there's a lot more.

[Corey]

Does that appeal to you at all?

[Brady]

Yeah. Why are you here to me at all? Because you're smiling at it. Yeah, you see, Your reaction is too joyous.

[Thriller]

I'm just curious what they're going to physically do. It's like, what's the next play here?

[Brady]

What's the next play? Yeah. You're enjoying this. Cory is fired. I don't want him around anymore. You like this?

[Thriller]

Oh, come on. It's Pride Month.

[Corey]

You can't touch a guardrail.

[Brady]

It is Pride Month. He's right. We have to celebrate this stuff.

[Thriller]

See us at the parade, maybe.

[Brady]

All right, that's enough. Turn it off.

[Corey]

Did he do the hand reach round yet?

[John Holmberg]

He just.

[Brady]

Yeah, he just put it back in with his hand. And that's why I'll never touch a guardrail. And these people walk amongst.

[Thriller]

Oh, you mean. I thought the handrail was part of the video.

[Brady]

No, but they leave that house.

[Thriller]

Yes, they do.

[Brady]

And then they touch stuff I touch.

[Thriller]

That's right.

[Brady]

Never again. Yep. And Mike said something horrible. He goes, what if that's an Airbnb?

[Thriller]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, sweet Jesus.

[Thriller]

Yeah. You make that huge mess and then leave.

[Brady]

You're not. You just.

[Corey]

You're on a deposit.

[Thriller]

That's worth it.

[Brady]

Those poor cleaning ladies.

[Corey]

Fellas, clean it up.

[Brady]

The opening words of he's smiling ear to ear. Oh, gosh. You guys should probably.

[Thriller]

It's just funny.

[Brady]

It is not. You have. You're a sociopath. You have bodies in your. That's why you don't use the elevator.

[Thriller]

Oh, not yet.

[Brady]

If you climb the stairs carrying bodies, you're strong as a knife.

[Corey]

I don't know if I'm buying that. Eight stories.

[Brady]

I don't Either. I think we went someplace. It's on the ninth floor. I meet you up there. You're getting in the elevator. No, that's ridiculous.

[Thriller]

Challenge.

[Brady]

Yeah. All right. Yeah. I'll take you to lunch at.

[Corey]

We'll get around to the H and H Ranch.

[Brady]

Yeah, the H and h ranch is 16.

[Thriller]

At 16.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Thriller]

All right, we'll get to. What is that, six? Or we go to seven, and we'll all go.

[Brady]

Terrible math. It's absolutely not right. Six is not half of 16.

[Thriller]

I'm saying the nines, though, is the cutoff. So we'll go a lot of that. 9.

[Corey]

A lot of railings.

[Brady]

Or would you climb for eight and then get in an elevator? Yes. Okay. You wouldn't get in the elevator and then climb.

[Thriller]

No.

[Brady]

Because at that point.

[Thriller]

No.

[Brady]

Kind of stupid to get out.

[Corey]

Would you feel like, well, at least I got stuck on the ninth floor. I wouldn't feel as stupid.

[Thriller]

Yes.

[Brady]

You're the dumbest man I've ever met in my life. I don't think he's crippled. I think he's just too stupid to know how to walk right. I think if we just bonked you in the head, you'd be like, oh, there it is. Now put it back into place. What? I've been doing this the whole time.

[John Holmberg]

Toledo wants Thriller to do the 911 stair climb with us.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. There you go.

[Thriller]

Oh, gosh.

[Brady]

You love stairs so much. There you go. Yeah. Wow. I don't buy it.

[Thriller]

You don't think I can do eight?

[Brady]

I think you can. I don't. Look, it's gonna take a weekend for you to go eight flights of stairs. Like, there's no way I could do it. And you. You, when you come to work.

[Thriller]

Yeah. Every day.

[Brady]

There's an elevator right there.

[Thriller]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Just going up one flight.

[Thriller]

Don't need it.

[Brady]

I like that you're pushing it.

[Thriller]

It's the closest I get to a workout. Okay.

[Brady]

It's true. And then you said you fell down in the hallway the other day.

[Thriller]

I did. I completely ate it. I almost went over and told you guys afterwards.

[Brady]

Why not tell us? Why did you fall?

[Thriller]

I was just literally just walking and my left. My left leg up the bad one. And I was like, okay, here we go. And then it just wouldn't move. I just completely just flopped over. And it just said, I'm done. Not right now.

[Brady]

And at that point, did you think to yourself, okay, that's the last time we're done.

[Corey]

Did anyone see?

[Brady]

No.

[Thriller]

Think on. No one saw.

[Brady]

And that would have embarrassed you? Absolutely. Oh, no, you get. You'd have gotten sympathy from.

[Thriller]

That's what's embarrassing. Why is that Everyone thinks you're a baby. Like, oh, are you okay? I'm like, I'm fine. This happens every day? Pretty much. But you fall down every day, like once a month.

[Corey]

But no matter what, you react that way. When someone falls down like that, I.

[Thriller]

Just go, not me. And keep walking somebody else.

[Brady]

He's also a prick.

[Thriller]

Like, ah, someone else's turn. Thank God, not me for.

[Brady]

Join the club.

[Thriller]

Yeah, I'll get used to it. Does it hurt? Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Get up, pussy.

[Thriller]

Your knees aren't numb yet. Get on my level.

[Brady]

So, yeah, you're so. You don't. You didn't feel your leg and it was.

[Thriller]

It went up from every once in a while.

[Corey]

Misfires.

[Thriller]

It just doesn't go sometimes.

[Corey]

Wow.

[Brady]

Are you worried that it has a shelf life?

[Thriller]

Better not.

[Brady]

But do you think, like, sometimes.

[Thriller]

I don't think it will.

[Brady]

Is getting worse? No, with time.

[Thriller]

Oh, it's the same.

[Brady]

So it's never been different?

[Thriller]

No.

[Brady]

You don't think it's progressed.

[Thriller]

And the funny thing is, if I work out consistently, it would get better, but I just don't do it.

[Brady]

Okay, so you have a cure.

[Thriller]

It gets better, but not a cure.

[Brady]

All right, but it's like. Like right now. Can you feel your leg?

[Thriller]

Yes.

[Brady]

Okay, but you. But at any time today, you'd be like, oh, there. It's dumb.

[Thriller]

If I fall, it goes numb for a little bit.

[Brady]

No kidding.

[Thriller]

Yeah.

[Brady]

So what's the worst can happen if you fall?

[Thriller]

It's going to be jelly. Need for like a couple hours.

[Brady]

Oh, okay.

[Thriller]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Like, if you broke that leg, it.

[Thriller]

Would still hurt the same.

[Brady]

Oh, I know. I know you have feelings. I'm not so sure.

[Corey]

But I'm like, could you imagine walking over that mattress on that video and you fell?

[Brady]

All right. Why would your mouth be open? All right, that's enough. Oh, no. Thriller Everybo. I'm glad you're okay. Stop falling down and use the elevator. We put it there for a reason. For you and Bruce. And Bruce doesn't work here anymore, so.

[Thriller]

Oh, okay.

[Brady]

Yeah. And Paul. Paul used to use it a lot.

[Corey]

Dale. Yes.

[Brady]

Dale used.

[Thriller]

David does too. David does too.

[Brady]

Okay, well, yeah, so we got a few people that use it, but you're the one who, like, it's targeted for.

[Thriller]

Is it really?

[Brady]

It's. Yes. Okay, let's be honest. Why that elevator exists. Like, I'm not gonna use it if you're getting in there and we come.

[Corey]

Back from, you know, filling the sundry from Costco or something.

[Brady]

Well, yeah, if you've got a delivery, freight and handicap.

[Corey]

Yep.

[Brady]

Yeah, you're basically freight. We're just hauling you for one.

[Thriller]

See me after I go to Costco. It's pretty fun to watch.

[Brady]

Yeah, I want to watch you fascinate me. It's amazing. Anyway, it's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. There's no defending what we saw in that video today. None whatsoever. If you're in that, you like it.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody and Josh to come up with something for that.

[Brady]

If somebody's doing that to you.

[Corey]

Swamp fight.

[Brady]

Just run from the swamp monsters. Good God. But they'll teach you just about every other defense mechanism to life's foibles thrown at you in those ways. I don't even know what to talk about because that thing is buried in my brain today. But if you want to do that, these people walk the streets with us. You never know when somebody's gonna try to poop on you and they'll fight it off. You learn how to fight. Learn how to fight.

[Corey]

With the videos we've seen Turd defense.

[Brady]

This should just be a learn how to fight day. And this video is the ones like this guy might see you at circle.

[Thriller]

K. Two logs like nunchucks.

[Brady]

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[Corey]

Tom Cruise set a set a Guinness world record for the most burning parachute jumps by an individual while filming. And it was all from the Mission Impossible the final reckoning.

[Brady]

The parachute's on fire.

[Corey]

Yes.

[Brady]

Is it a parachute still?

[Corey]

And then he has to pull the reserve. Oh, pretty amazing. But he did it 16 times.

[Brady]

They light the good parachute on fire and then he has to have the second one.

[Corey]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And he had no problem with that. That's almost a death. That's just. I don't. Is anyone actually impressed by it?

[Corey]

Some of those Stunts.

[Brady]

Well, like a stuntman.

[Corey]

I'll let that guy.

[Brady]

Why is it that Tom Cruise does everything?

[Corey]

Wow.

[Brady]

But a stuntman would do it. No one would ever care because he's not a stuntman. That's what I mean, though. But he's just doing the job. Another. An unsung guy. He was the first.

[Corey]

His age, still doing their own.

[Brady]

You don't know that. You don't know how old stuntmen are.

[Corey]

Yeah, I do.

[Brady]

You do. Name three.

[Corey]

29 and a half.

[Brady]

There's none. There's nobody you know for sure. There's probably stuntmen that's his age. Been doing this forever and he gets no credit.

[Corey]

But he's about the only one that we hear about still doing his.

[Brady]

That's my point. It's like, why is it all impressive? Because Tom Cruise did it. Just because the face of the franchise gets hurt. That's all.

[Corey]

But there was someone else before him, and I'm trying to.

[John Holmberg]

Well, Steve McQueen did it.

[Corey]

Well, in between there. There was a couple other guys that don't have that. He does his own stunts.

[Brady]

Burt Reynolds sort of. Kind of did for a while because he used to be a stuntman.

[John Holmberg]

And he had hell need him, though. I mean.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Corey]

Nick Jonas will play Paul Stanley in a Kiss biopic called Shout It Out Loud.

[Brady]

Who's playing Gene Simmons?

[Corey]

And guess who's directing it first.

[Brady]

Gene Simmons.

[Corey]

McGee.

[Brady]

Oh, no kidding. That's actually kind of going to be fun. He's flashy.

[John Holmberg]

Who's paying to be Gene Simmons in that movie?

[Brady]

Actually, what you can't do. That's not fair.

[Corey]

There's no word on who's going to play the other three members.

[Brady]

Well, I know I. The only person qualified to play, by the way. Hi. Gene Simmons from Kiss.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I thought it was.

[Brady]

No, Benjamin isn't here.

[Corey]

Can I suggest somebody? Maybe the other three guys. Hanson.

[Brady]

The kids from Hanson. The little girls from Hanson, perhaps. I would say the only person that can actually play me is me. I think that's the only one. Plus, I'm the cheapest option. You'd have to pay someone else. And I think. Yeah, I think they just put a little. My hair has never grayed. This is all natural Chinaman black hair. It's right there on the box of Clairol. Chinaman black. That's the color I use. But yes, me and one of the Jonas Brothers. And we'll age him appropriately.

[Corey]

The other two clowns.

[Brady]

Anyone complain? Nobody cares. I don't even remember who the other two originals are. Peter, Chris, and then Ace something or other Freely. Yes. That's the one they don't need to be focused on. We'll put Thriller in the behind the drum set.

[Thriller]

Oh, okay.

[Brady]

You can be the Peter, Chris, and then Brady, you can be Ace Freely.

[Corey]

Okay.

[Brady]

You're welcome.

[John Holmberg]

What a match.

[Brady]

It's gonna be a great show. Joe Jonas, me, Brady, and Thriller. Our Kiss. Kiss. The movie.

[Corey]

Halle Berry has been proposed to by her boyfriend, Van Hunt.

[Brady]

Great name.

[Corey]

She hasn't given the answer. I'm gonna hold off. I'm gonna hold off on this for a little bit because I've been married three times.

[Brady]

If. What if Halle Berry was into the stuff that in the video, would you go with it? What if Margot Robbie was into watching.

[Thriller]

It or being in it?

[Brady]

Being part of it? Like, she wants you to do that and she just does. Yep. You'd be in on.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, man.

[Brady]

Margo.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Thriller]

Is she on the underside of the top side?

[Brady]

She's the bottom. And she's the one vesuviusing all over you. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Because if she had a crown.

[Brady]

Got to be out, cuz. I think you liked it. That is the creepiest laugh I've ever heard in my life. Concerning this.

[Corey]

Have you seen Khloe Kardashian in her new trendy thong jeans?

[Brady]

No.

[Corey]

It's dividing. The folks are split on how they feel about it.

[Brady]

Sure.

[John Holmberg]

Those jeans are bad, too.

[Brady]

It's all right. She looks so much like her mom now after this last surgery.

[Corey]

Does.

[Brady]

So weird.

[Corey]

It does.

[Brady]

They're all right. It does. It's safe to call the Kardashians. It's.

[Corey]

You don't know which one.

[Brady]

I do. I can tell them all apart by their boobs. TMZ test me every once in a while. They all have. No. Like, they're very different. TMZ puts guess the Kardashians curves. And I click on that pretty much every time they do it. And I'm good at it.

[John Holmberg]

Who's got the best curves on Kylie?

[Brady]

It's not even close.

[John Holmberg]

Let's get the rankings here. So Kylie.

[Brady]

Kylie, Kim Kendall. Unfortunately, Chloe now. And I find her just disgusting. And then the last one that married the blink 180 or the.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you're putting Courtney at the bottom.

[Brady]

Courtney's the bottom.

[Corey]

Scott Disick.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. Disick has good curves, but he's not hot enough yet. Yeah, that's the order.

[Corey]

Big movie out this weekend. Ballerina.

[Brady]

Oh, the John Wick movies. Yeah, With Ana De Arnas. I'd watch that. All the John Wicks are good. The Last one.

[John Holmberg]

I know, but now they're bringing girls.

[Brady]

Kind of dope. Yeah, that's true. We don't want girls in the John Wick.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

What are we, gay?

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Corey]

The other one's the Wes Anderson. The Phoenician scheme with Benicio Del Toro. It looks kind of.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's. His stuff's always good.

[Corey]

Dolly Parton has to have this one food every single day.

[Brady]

Okay. Go foot long.

[Corey]

Hot dog.

[Brady]

All right. She doesn't eat them with her hands.

[Corey]

Potatoes.

[Brady]

Oh, she has to eat potatoes every day. That's what keeps them.

[Corey]

Whatever. I just want to have French fries. Mashed potatoes.

[Brady]

You have a lot in common, Brady. Yeah, a lot.

[Corey]

Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds have teamed up and they bought a Australian sail team.

[Brady]

Sailboats.

[Corey]

Yeah. They'll be. It's Sail GP, the international sailing competition they founded in 2019. Originally, the whole event that they're going to be. One of the things that they'll be sailing in is the event founded by Larry Ellison, the guy behind Oracle. Okay, so I think it's not the America's Cup.

[Brady]

I don't know. They'd call it the America's Cup. Probably.

[Corey]

Yeah. But they bought this team and they want to take it to the.

[Brady]

All right. Should I worry about this?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, maybe.

[Brady]

Said, hey, Noseberg. That is not my name. Stop questioning Thriller's retardedness about elevators. Remember you sent him to get a Coke across the street. He drove halfway across the city. That's true. He does kind of take the long road a lot.

[Thriller]

What rush am I in?

[Brady]

Yeah, you're in no rush. Don't rush. You'll tumble. All right, finish up, Brady.

[Corey]

Billy Joel's got a book coming out about his life, and one of the excerpts that you're talking about, he revealed he attempted suicide twice after he had an affair with his best friend's wife.

[Brady]

Whoa.

[Corey]

He's pretty young. He was like, in his 20s after.

[Brady]

He had an affair with her two times.

[Corey]

He wasn't sure about the first one. He attempted suicide twice because of the.

[Brady]

Affair, not because he had. Yeah. Was it one per affair and the.

[Corey]

One he wanted to. He was into a. Well, it put him in a coma the second time.

[Brady]

What was his method?

[John Holmberg]

And Billy, you're not good.

[Brady]

Yeah, you know, terrible at suicide. Pills. You took pills? No kidding. Or you just threw that out? You were guessing.

[Corey]

I know one of them was pills. I forgot the second one.

[Brady]

You are holding the story.

[Corey]

No, I had to.

[Brady]

It's just a picture of Billy. Billy Joel News. He's good.

[Corey]

The second one was a crossbow.

[Brady]

Okay. Yeah, well, that'll either get you or it won't. That's right, self kill. Like mutilate yourself with a crossbow. Good luck. All right, we need a girl and we need a guy, don't we?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Time for your girl. I'm so thrown by that whole video. This today. I want out of this room. We need a girl. We need a boy. The Guadalupe squares are upon us. If you want to play, 585-9800 is the phone number. Get us good ones and we'll get out of here on time. It's 98k upd.

[Nick Tomittle]

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[Corey]

It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[Brady]

I have heard enough of this. Come on down to the Ranch House Grill.

[Brett]

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[Brady]

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