06-09-25 - Emailer Just Realized John Does All The Guad Squares Impressions - WWBD - He Suffered Injury At Work And Now Can't Get Erections - His Wife Wants A Mommy Makeover To Get Sex Confidence Back - w/Reactions

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: June 9, 2025

Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Air Time: Weekdays, 5:30 AM - 10:00 AM
Broadcasted On: 98 KUPD (97.9 FM)

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Introduction

In the June 9, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, Arizona's premier morning radio show, host John Holmberg, along with co-hosts Brady Bogen and Doug Hopkins, delves into listener interactions, humorous segments, and thought-provoking discussions. The episode primarily revolves around an insightful email from a listener named Beezy, addressing personal and relational challenges following a workplace injury.

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Listener Email: Kelly's Revelation

Timestamp: [03:00]

The episode kicks off with John reading an email from Kelly, a long-time listener, who shares a realization about the show's "Guadalupe Squares" segment. Kelly writes:

"I've been listening to your show for four years, and a friend told me that the Guadalupe Squares are all one guy. Frankly, I didn't get the Guadalupe Squares, but if it's just you, it's amazing."
— Kelly [03:00]

Discussion Highlights:

• John Holmberg [04:08]: "You don't want to take credit for that one."
• Doug Hopkins [04:09]: Explains that eight out of the nine squares are portrayed by him, with Brady handling the last square.

"Eight of the nine squares are very proudly me. And then there's the secret square, which is Brady." [04:09]

The hosts humorously clarify that the Guadalupe Squares impressions are primarily handled by Doug and Brady, debunking Kelly's assumption that John performs all impressions.

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Main Segment: Listener Beezy's Predicament

Timestamp: [12:36]

The central focus of the episode is an email from a listener named Beezy, who shares a sensitive issue:

"Recently I was injured at work and my erections aren't as good as they used to be. I told my wife I don't think I want to be in the lifestyle anymore. She's very upset about it and asked how am I supposed to have those needs met if you can't do it? I'm torn. This is deeper than what you guys usually deal with. Maybe you can help me."
— Beezy [12:36]

Hosts' Reactions and Discussion:

1. Brady Bogen [13:21]: "Is it permanent? Is there a fix for it?"

2. Doug Hopkins [12:43]:

   "He didn't say what kind of injury makes it so. The first thing you mention is you're not getting any more boners. That's for sure."
   "What's wrong with that?" [12:43]

3. Brady Bogen [13:24]:

   "The only question is wondering if it’s permanent and if there's a fix, but even if it’s fixed, does that change his wife's expectations?" [13:24]

4. Doug Hopkins [14:32]:

   "If it is permanent, what's his solution? Because he's not wrong. He signed up for a lifestyle of cuckery and now his dick doesn't work anymore." [14:32]

Key Insights:

• Emotional Strain: Beezy is grappling with the impact of his work injury on his sexual health and marital lifestyle.
• Relationship Dynamics: The hosts discuss the complexities of maintaining a swinger lifestyle when one partner faces personal challenges.
• Advice Offered: The co-hosts suggest that Beezy and his wife need to address the root causes of their issues beyond just the physical injury, emphasizing communication and mutual understanding.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogen [14:24]: "What you're saying is if it's permanently damaged, you're not gonna be able to hold your end of the deal up."
• Doug Hopkins [15:09]: "You have to be super confident and comfortable with yourself no matter what if you're gonna cuck."

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Humorous Interlude: Doug's Gun Mishap

Timestamp: [09:18]

Adding a touch of humor, Doug Hopkins shares a personal anecdote about his struggle with loading a firearm:

"I put them in the magazine. I get three in there, and the top one starts shaking. And then it goes blink. And the other two, I'm like, what am I doing wrong?" [09:18]

Brady's Sarcastic Advice:

"Get rid of that one. Get the speed loader." [11:02]

This light-hearted segment showcases the camaraderie among the hosts and provides comic relief amidst the more serious discussions.

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Additional Listener Interaction: Band Name Suggestions

Timestamp: [29:18]

The show also features a playful exchange about band names, reflecting the hosts' diverse conversations:

• Listener Suggestion: "Swedish Doom Goblins."

"Somebody has that name. They only got two followers so it's new." [33:15]

• John Holmberg [33:16]: "That makes sense. Yeah."
• Doug Hopkins [33:17]: "Ray, you're making a joke."
• Brady Bogen [33:39]: "But how is that just your wiener not getting hard anymore?" [33:53]

These interactions highlight the show's blend of humor and engagement with the audience.

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Closing Notes: Upcoming Segments and Final Thoughts

Timestamp: [34:36]

As the episode nears its end, John Holmberg teases an upcoming entertainment segment, maintaining the show's dynamic pacing:

"We're about to get to the entertainment drill which will come up in just seconds." [34:36]

The hosts wrap up with reflections on the day's discussions, reinforcing their commitment to addressing listener concerns with empathy and humor.

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully balances humor with meaningful conversations. From dissecting listener emails about impersonations and personal struggles to sharing light-hearted anecdotes, the hosts provide an entertaining and relatable experience for their audience. Beezy's heartfelt predicament serves as a focal point, prompting valuable discussions on personal and relational challenges, while the comedic segments ensure the show remains engaging and lively.

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Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [03:00]: "I've been listening to your show for four years, and a friend told me that the Guadalupe Squares are all one guy."
• Doug Hopkins [14:32]: "If it is permanent, what's his solution?"
• Brady Bogen [13:21]: "Is it permanent? Is there a fix for it?"

For more episodes and updates, tune in to Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, weekday mornings from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM or visit www.98kupd.com.

Transcript

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[John Holmberg]

You don't want to take credit for that one.

[Doug Hopkins]

No. Eight of the nine squares. That's right. Well, Brady has to step up on his own then. Eight of the nine squares are very proudly me. And then there's the secret square, which is Brady. Another proud square. That's right. Another very proud character square. So let's. Let's reset this. We forget we've been on for so long, we just assume everybody out there has been with us the whole time. Right. Guadalupe Squares are basically the Hollywood Squares back when impressions were a thing and now they're not. The magic's gone. I still like doing the fun, but it's just. AIs ruined them. The Internet's wrecked everything. And mostly that talk about it with Frank Caliendo all the time. It's like showing magic tricks to people when you see 70 or 80 people and then you see them coffee and each. I just wrecked it. AI just destroyed it completely. It's still fun, and it's still kind of a fun magic trick. And it's fun when we do it, but it's the Hollywood Squares. Just picture the Hollywood Square. If you're not familiar with that, just turn the radio off and go home. I'm not talking to you anymore. You don't have any pop culture references. I have to explain everything. I'm not interested. And then each square is an impression of another person, Right? That pretty much explains it. And then. And then we play Tic Tac Toe with questions and answers because they did.

[Brady]

Reboot it just recently.

[Doug Hopkins]

Drew Barrymore's got it right now. Nate Burleson is the host. And it's terrible. Terrible. It used to be fun. They used to manufacture the answers by giving, you know, kind of racy answers to the guests. Paul Lynn was the famous center square. And then this one says, well, while funny, that guy didn't really know you were all the squares. I can't say much. For the first few years, I really thought there was only one Brady. Yeah, there's a lot of people that ask me that. Who does the Brady voice. I'm like, brady does what? It is just such an easy U turn on somebody's brain. What is that? That's him.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Doug Hopkins]

Do you think that I do all that.

[Brady]

With it?

[Doug Hopkins]

He's not real. He's right here.

[John Holmberg]

Whoa.

[Doug Hopkins]

That went on a lot early because they couldn't differentiate the character. Crazy. Which doesn't sound anything like you. And you people aren't very bright when it comes to that. You paint that picture, they start believing. So anyway, Kelly, this one's for you. It's your Guadalupe replay from Donut Day Friday. And, oh, yeah, Big Mike and Obama were in there as well. I forgot about that. That's a good one. It's the Guadalupe replay. It's 90 Morning Sickness Medicate. KUPD.

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[Doug Hopkins]

Holg's morning sickness. Benadryl's starting to wear off a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

Oh.

[Brady]

Oh. Dose.

[John Holmberg]

We're in trouble.

[Doug Hopkins]

I don't have a redo. I'm in trouble. Head starting to clog up with goo and better solve it quick.

[John Holmberg]

Brady. We're losing them.

[Doug Hopkins]

Brady, get on this fast because we've only got like 45 minutes worth of show left here, and I'm good for about 18 of them. It's brutal.

[Brady]

We didn't take advantage of the leave work early day, you know, last week.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's right.

[Doug Hopkins]

Was that a thing?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

Son of a.

[John Holmberg]

Let's do it today, we trendsetters.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. All right, we got a. What would Brady. Yeah, that's what it is, right? What would Brady do? So, no, I'm not. I'm feeling a little off.

[John Holmberg]

Getting you some Benadryl.

[Doug Hopkins]

Feeling a little off.

[John Holmberg]

Some Thriller for some.

[Doug Hopkins]

No, this, this, this. Hello. Hello.

[John Holmberg]

It'll make you feel good.

[Doug Hopkins]

Drugs.

[John Holmberg]

Have you ever kicked in yet?

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, the COVID test Friday. Sure. You got it Sunday. No, you don't. Trip's not feeling well. There's a bunch of people here I know somebody I work out with. This got the Covids. I haven't seen him for a while, but it's weird. Davids making its return. Screw you, Kovitz. We ain't scared this time.

[Brady]

Mine just pulled up the Test from. From June 11, 2020.

[Doug Hopkins]

Is this your anniversary?

[Brady]

Positive.

[Doug Hopkins]

You know what else it's an anniversary of? We have to celebrate 10 years of Caitlyn Jenner 2015 is when. June of 2015 is when the. Call me Caitlyn, Vanity Fair magazine. Cause she did the Diane Sawyer interview. And 10 years ago. So five years since Brady tried to infect everybody. Before anybody knew what Covid was. And he had it. You had it before that, though, didn't you? That was like a. I still have it.

[Brady]

That's what I was wondering. Because I thought it was. I mean, because I just.

[Doug Hopkins]

By June, we knew. But you. You had.

[Brady]

It was in May, I think.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. You had it in April or May.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

Because you. Yeah, you shut the building down. You were the first. You were the first one. But, yeah, now I've got. I'll be the last, hopefully. And this is a. What would Brady do? Yeah. It's brought to you by our friends at MMP Guns. If you want to get in there and Covid your way, taking your own life. Because that's how my head feels like I have. A bullet is the only thing that could clear this. I am filling up as we speak. You can hear it while I'm talking. Anyway, MMP Guns has all the answers that you'd ever want for weaponry and all the things that come along with it. Maybe even have an answer for me trying to load that one gun I got from them. Still can't do it.

[John Holmberg]

You need to go in there, try.

[Doug Hopkins]

To get on Saturday. All the bullets shoot back out.

[John Holmberg]

Iron will help you put them in the.

[Doug Hopkins]

In the.

[Brady]

It doesn't want you to shoot the gun.

[Doug Hopkins]

I put them in the magazine. I get three in there, and the top one starts shaking. And then it goes blink. And the other two, I'm like, what am I doing wrong? And yes, I've tried both ways. Just in case I'm an idiot. There's no way the second way is right. Just let me see if this thing's broken. Then I'm nervous.

[Brady]

Get rid of that one. Get the speed loader.

[Doug Hopkins]

I'm gonna have an Alec Baldwin situation. I had a speed loader for. You know, it was the worst part of that. I had a speed loader for a.38 and I had the proper bullets. And then a friend of mine gave me a bunch of his, and they were Sigs. They don't fit in this. In the other guns, they didn't. So I'm sitting there just mashing the speed loader, and it doesn't go in there. They're the same gun. No, it isn't. So I just got bullets laying all over it. I'm gonna end up having to Throw them. Because I don't know how to put them in a gun. I'll teach all that stuff.

[Brady]

I'll take care.

[Doug Hopkins]

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[Brady]

Ready.

[Doug Hopkins]

I got one that wouldn't transfer, so I'll do it this way. Says my dear Brady, my wife has sex with other people in front of me. That is a lifestyle that we live. We signed up for it. But recently I was injured at work. I don't know how. This is a wild transition from a sentence to a sentence. Recently I was injured at work and my erections aren't as good as they used to be. What injury did you get at work? I need more. You don't get injured at work and have bad erections after. Unless.

[Brady]

Unless it impacted blood flow.

[Doug Hopkins]

I don't know what kind of injury makes it so. The first thing you say is you're not getting any more boners. That's for sure.

[Brady]

He's still bleeding.

[Doug Hopkins]

I don't know. Says doesn't make me perform like I used to. So watching me have sex with a fully functional. Watching her have sex with a fully functional man makes me feel bad. I told my wife I don't think I want to be in the lifestyle anymore. She's very upset about it and asked how am I supposed to have those needs met if you can't do it? And she's right. I'm torn. This is deeper than what you guys usually deal with. But a Hail Mary, Maybe you can help me. Dude's name is Beezy. So at least he's going to remain anonymous. With a common name like Beezy. Dude who can't get hard on anymore because of his work injury. Where do you work?

[Brady]

Second, Is it permanent?

[Doug Hopkins]

That's a good question.

[Brady]

Is there a fix for it? You know, can you then I would get it fixed. But the only question I think is wondering if it. Even if it's fixed, does that change his thought? That's going on right now with her especially saying, well, if I don't have.

[Doug Hopkins]

Let'S go down that I don't want.

[Brady]

To stay it again.

[Doug Hopkins]

If it is permanent, what's his solution? Because he's not wrong. Like, he entered it. Like, it's like what I said about the lady in the bin Laden thing. Like, you married a CIA guy. He's going to miss some recitals. You know, he's killing bin Laden. You can't nag him like they did in the end of that documentary about how he wasn't a present husband or father. Meanwhile, the day of the bin Laden killing, when he's at his height of his job, his wife's nagging him about divorce because he missed a kid's recital. This is the same thing. She signed up for it. This guy signed up for a lifestyle of cuckery and sex with others, and now his dick doesn't.

[Brady]

What you're saying or painting the pictures, then, you know, if it's permanently damaged, you're not gonna be able to hold your end of the deal up.

[Doug Hopkins]

Right. And if you don't want to watch, that's up to you. She's gonna want your wife thinking, I don't.

[Brady]

I don't think it'll work out.

[Doug Hopkins]

Well, maybe.

[Brady]

Because I totally understand where he's coming from.

[Doug Hopkins]

What? That, you know, all sudden that.

[Brady]

Well, the fact that all sudden it doesn't work and now you are just a watcher.

[Doug Hopkins]

Here's the thing. You're an insecure swinger. That's a bad combination.

[Brady]

Starting to kick in.

[Doug Hopkins]

Terrible combination. You have to be super confident and comfortable with yourself no matter what if you're gonna cuck. But you're not.

[Brady]

But like I said, I could understand the insecurity part.

[Doug Hopkins]

It's like, because, sure, you can't get hard on it.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

But swinging now you're William H. Mason. You're not. Yeah. Your. Your wife's a slut. You've left that door open, and she's going to want to continue that. You love her for that.

[Brady]

The one thing I don't like, and maybe missing that in the latter part, is she immediately says, well, that's not going to work for me.

[Doug Hopkins]

Why not? What's wrong with that?

[Brady]

Well, it didn't sound like, well, is there a way we can fix this injury?

[Doug Hopkins]

Well, I don't know.

[Brady]

How are you feeling?

[Doug Hopkins]

Like, maybe they know because we don't.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

Whether it's permanent or not. Then her next reaction would be like, you're making it seem like she just found out about it. And then he said, also, you found it.

[Brady]

Almost like.

[Doug Hopkins]

But they probably dealt with this for a while. I would assume maybe it is the first week. But he gets injured at work. He's like, hey, I'm gonna have some trouble with my nervous system. Wieners. Probably not. I don't know what kind of injury this is. I'm more concerned about what you got. What happened to you at work?

[Brady]

Did it get clipped?

[Doug Hopkins]

Sue somebody. Like I said, you're worried about compensation for whatever injury caused your dick to stop working. I can't even grasp it. Like it would. Who puts that in a letter? I hurt my back and now I can't get hard ons. I'd say that I got a spinal cord injury. My dick doesn't work. Like, I'm kind of like. That makes sense. Not just I got injured at work and I don't get erections anymore. What? What happened? Beezy. Anybody who works with Beezy, email me and tell me what happened to Beezy's dick at work. Because you know him. There's only one.

[Brady]

They're putting the two and two together.

[Doug Hopkins]

The city of 5 million. There's only one Beezy out there. Yeah.

[Brady]

I just thought he got injured.

[John Holmberg]

That must be the other Beezy. That's not me.

[Doug Hopkins]

If you know a Beezy at your office and he was gone for a couple weeks. Now he comes back and he's sad. He's the guy. He's Beezy. Soft dick. Beezy's walking through. Hey, guys. Beezy, you're down. Work injury. Any side effects from the work injury? One big one. Well, not so big, actually. I've never been hurt so bad. Gone. I'll never get an erection again. Actually, that isn't true. There was a girl I was with in 1994. 5. Who sat on my junk sideways and bent. It was 90. No, it was 90.

[Brady]

You're on a committee.

[Doug Hopkins]

Three bent it and it made a snap sound and had a bubble on it for a week. It was weird. I didn't go to the doctor either. I was gonna die from it. It straightened itself out, quite literally. But I did think after the pop noise, ah, I'll never get hard on again. That wasn't a work injury. It was a co worker injury. It was with the girl whose name rhymes with Skittles. Yeah. Only replaced the K with an H because she didn't wipe she was a, she was a back to fronter. She looked good.

[Nick Toledo]

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[Doug Hopkins]

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[John Holmberg]

I almost thought that when, when I hit that hill when out riding that time.

[Doug Hopkins]

Which one? Oh, when your balls hit on the.

[John Holmberg]

Other on that big hill.

[Doug Hopkins]

On the big hill that we climbed.

[Brady]

You rocked him.

[Doug Hopkins]

You rocked them. Oh, I watched his balls get hit and I puked in my mouth. Yeah, he, he hit a spot on the trail where the seat went up and just went balls and just mashed his nuts. And I'm like, oh. Because I was behind him, like oh my, no, I'll never get hard on again. But again, these aren't work engines.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no.

[Doug Hopkins]

What could we do here? It's a fist fight that turned into kicks and like there's no injury here that can make it so I'll never get a hard on again. What happened to you, Beezy?

[Brady]

Yeah, was he working heavy equipment?

[John Holmberg]

I mean that could be a two construction or something.

[Doug Hopkins]

Or again though.

[Brady]

Jackhammer.

[Doug Hopkins]

You jackhammered your balls off?

[Brady]

I don't know about off, but how.

[Doug Hopkins]

Do you jackhammer causes no erections.

[John Holmberg]

Jack something.

[Doug Hopkins]

Nerve damage in your dick only.

[Brady]

Well, it's only mentioned just not firing.

[Doug Hopkins]

Then you would just say I've had nerve damage and my body is paralyzed. Yeah, I would lie. I wouldn't just email. Kyle emails us. The real question here is when did Toledo change his name to Beezy? It's true. So you're saying if it's permanent, have a chat with her. She has her needs. And look, there's no reason to slut shame her for being a slut. She is. You married it. You're in that lifestyle. She's not gonna want to give that up. She's thinking that's okay still. And now you're an insecure swinger.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Doug Hopkins]

That's terrible.

[Brady]

Not gonna work.

[Doug Hopkins]

You don't think that works? But if he's gonna be a baby about it, she's staying the same. Which is what we always complain about with women. They want us to change.

[Brady]

And he's finally changed.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, well, he changed all right, but.

[John Holmberg]

I had no choice.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, we're always like, they're always trying to change us. Well, you're trying to change her. You married a no shame slut. But it's true.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's all these emails are. Oh, Toledo changed his name. Yeah, I mean there's 10 of them already. Guy wakes up to the sounds of Toledo's alarm clock.

[Doug Hopkins]

A doodle doodle do. But if it's temporary, then your wife's just being mean. Like she should wait it a little bit. I mean, you've gone through something.

[Brady]

Sounded a little.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe needs Ozempic.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh yeah. Make your pee pee grow. Dear Brady, my wife and I have had a rough couple years. No sex to speak of, but both of us want to work it out. Recently she said she thinks her confidence with me would grow if she had a mommy makeover. She's got a lot of hang ups about her body and frankly, I think she uses them to dodge any intercourse with me. Yeah, either way, I don't like the word intercourse. Course, either way it's going to cost me about $38,000 to get done what she wants. I have the money. That's not the problem. But should I. Jason, I would say.

[Brady]

It should cost you $19,000.

[Doug Hopkins]

You go have these.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

What if she doesn't have her thousand?

[Brady]

I know that's. I mean there is always the risk.

[Doug Hopkins]

That she does it for another guy.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

That all that money pour into her.

[Brady]

Eventually goes into that it's for another dude.

[Doug Hopkins]

All the money goes for some other guy to enjoy it.

[Brady]

It seems like it's happening more than it.

[Doug Hopkins]

You gotta watch those kids. 50 of the time she'll get slapped the cans. Don't do it, princess.

[Brady]

No, I'm with him. Yeah. I'd say, you know, if you're still attracted to her.

[Doug Hopkins]

Well, that has nothing to do with it. She's not giving it up. She's feeling well, but she's feeling.

[Brady]

They don't feel good about themselves no.

[Doug Hopkins]

Matter what you operation shut. Yeah. If they don't feel good about themselves, doesn't matter what you think.

[Brady]

Yeah. At all.

[Doug Hopkins]

Like your, your compliments get shut down. Your. All of it's bad.

[Brady]

But I, I. You know, you open up the can of worms too on that after the fact they get it done.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Sometimes maybe it's still not it.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh, it's always satisfying. That's the real problem. Lives inside her head.

[Brady]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Now she's a woman. What do you expect?

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. Sorted out with your relationship and her body image stuff before you pour 40 grand into it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You get visitation of the kids, not the cans.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. You don't stuff a forty thousand dollar bicycle in your garage. Just try to make your garage look better. Something's wrong with your garage. You got a cruddy garage.

[Brady]

Being promised that you can ride it more too.

[Doug Hopkins]

Right. Just do flat tires. And you hate the garage. And you realize how expensive some of the stuff in it that nobody's using. Poor lady. Dear Brady, finally my absolutely hate my brother's girlfriend. He asked me to be a part of the proposal this upcoming weekend. She's a drunken loser. She's. She's got three kids. Her ex husband left her because she drank too much. Said so out loud. Then she went to jail for embezzlement and lost her job. She says she's all better now because she found God in prison and that's how they bond. Is this Toledo's ex? This is all Toledo day. She found God? No, no. This is a heterosexual relationship.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay.

[Doug Hopkins]

Anyway, said she found God and that's how her and my brother Bonded. Jesus evidently fixed her, but I'm not buying the rebirth. I'm fine letting them live their lives and make their own mistakes, but I don't want to be upsetting to my entire family by not being in his life anymore. But I can't stand her. She's a liar. Fake. How do I dismiss myself from this without pissing off everybody? Wow, man.

[Brady]

I mean, the. The only. There is no fixed way. You just have to dismiss yourself. And I think they eventually will understand that you're not a part of that deal.

[Doug Hopkins]

If you just say so. Probably just tell them, look, I'm not for your wedding. And if you want me to be a part of it, you can ask Phil. But I gotta let you know I think this is a catastrophe waiting to happen. And Jesus aside, none of this works for me. But if you're begging me to be part of it, I'll be part of it. And I'll play along or I won't. But he sounds like it sounds like he's gonna be there.

[Brady]

Yeah. He couldn't even route fake it.

[Doug Hopkins]

I think he's. I think the opposite. I think he actually said, I want to, not. How do I dismiss myself from this?

[Brady]

Yes.

[Doug Hopkins]

Not necessarily. Just not show up if. If his mom's. But a lot of guys can't do that if mom puts heat on him.

[Brady]

It's family.

[Doug Hopkins]

You've gotta be there. How are you. A lot of people's moms are Adam Sandler.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Brady]

Like, even if it was. I mean, if I know there's times where, like, mom. You know, do this for your mother.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. Go to the wedding. It's probably a big deal to the moment.

[Brady]

I like to believe that. I think, you know, like, if my mom really wanted me to do something for my brother because it's a family deal.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And I wasn't. I still find a way to.

[Doug Hopkins]

You'd go make it happen. That's what he's saying.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

It's like. But how do I let them know I'm out on afterwards before. I would say it too. I don't want to be part of all your showers. I don't want to act like I'm in on this. I'm. Only.

[Brady]

I would tell him.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. I'm not.

[Brady]

I would tell him. Only that's like, look, I'm gonna. I want you to be happy. I just want to tell you my feelings.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I'm not buying this.

[Doug Hopkins]

Your ex con born again mother of three drunken loon isn't somebody I necessarily want around me all the time.

[Brady]

And you're my brother and I'll be there after the fact.

[Doug Hopkins]

No, I won't. I won't. I'm not gonna come over anymore. Be like me.

[Brady]

I'm not gonna say I told you so.

[Doug Hopkins]

Dude. Yeah, you're a good dude. You could be a good stepdad. I respect you, but I absolutely hate her. And I hate you too.

[Brady]

God bless.

[Doug Hopkins]

Introduce her to Beezy so she doesn't have any more kids. That guy's dick doesn't work because of it. That's a work injury where his dick stopped getting hard. What did you see at work that made my dick will never get hurt again. What happened? Beasy, I don't care about your lifestyle anymore. What happened at work? I had a work injury and I can't get hard ons anymore. What happened? It better be good because if you said it's a back injury or I hurt my hips or whatever, lead with that. Don't tell me I got a work injury and I can't get erections. That's weird.

[Brady]

Burn. Dick burn.

[Doug Hopkins]

There's a thing. But wouldn't you just say I was in a fire and my genitals were burned off.

[Brady]

But there's something. It almost sounds private, like.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, something strange happened. Beasy, get on it.

[John Holmberg]

Well, he's been trying. It's not working.

[Doug Hopkins]

And it sounds like it just doesn't get as good. The way you wrote it was I don't get. My erections aren't as good.

[Brady]

Well, they got work and that happens.

[Doug Hopkins]

What do you do? I don't know. This guy says he. Oh, hang on. Says I work with Beezy. Nope. Says there's got to be a guy who works with Beezy and thought that Beezy's wife was super hot once. The boner probably kicked him in the nuts until it didn't work anymore. That could be the work injury. That's a fight. I don't know. Toledo. All right, we're good. Toledo doesn't like all this. It's 9:33.

[Nick Toledo]

Thank you for reading my stories.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, your stories were solid. Man. Oh man.

[Brady]

Hang in there, Beezy.

[Doug Hopkins]

Straight for you. Good. Good job, Richard. Beasy. Hi Richard. It is your. What would Brady's do? And I don't know if any of those are solved or not. Weirdos. It's 98.

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[Doug Hopkins]

Homberg's morning Sickness before we get to the entertainment drill which will come up in a little bit and then interest to stay on time, I like when you guys email me about what would Brady do? Especially because says I think, I think I know why Beezy's broke dick is a thing. Bz, you're gonna be known now as broke dick Beezy here on the show. Like you don't email in with my dick doesn't work because of a work injury and not have that be the lead. I'm sorry you're going through what you're going through with your swinger wife, but damn it all, we need more on your broken wiener. And also I got one from Scott Haynes that said, if it's anything like the swingers I've met or seen in my life, the injury that Beezy received was getting his sight back. And that's very true. Most swingers and I'm going to make it a blanket statement, but most swingers are people you look at and say I don't want to see you doing that. Especially the women I've never seen I've seen who have had like like three ways and stuff. But I've never seen a married couple with a guy hot and he's like she swings my I've not seen that. It probably exists, but I've not seen it. Most of it's creepy people. It's like the nude beaches. Used to be you had the visual of a nude beach and you'd go there and Be like, this is a bunch of old people. The old creepy what's there. My friend's dad is a. Has embraced the nudist community. And it's quite funny that he's so open about it. And let me just say this. You don't want to be behind him when he's in photos on his phone at all. Because almost all of them are vacation shots and nobody's wearing any pants. This guy says I think Beezy lost his wiener ability because he's a WNBA gynecologist. That would be a work injury to look at those Big Montana snappers. I think my dick would stop working too. Yes. That's big band name of the year as of 6, 9, 25 Big Montana Snappers right now. Name your band that. Somebody emailed me and said they tried to name their band Swedish Doom Goblins. Somebody has that name. They only got two followers so it's new. This one says John. I like listening to what would Brady Do? And try to figure out what the real reason these people are in these predicaments are. I figured out Beezy's problem. He's the guy on Brett's video. The one that got his wiener stomped on by a chick wearing stilettos. That's probably his job. And no longer. That would make sense.

[John Holmberg]

That makes sense. Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

Ray, you're making a joke.

[John Holmberg]

Now we know who he is.

[Doug Hopkins]

That may actually be the first work related BZ let us know. Like job injury. I can't think of one in any profession. Like even Ron Capps in this drag race had a work related nut injury where the seat belt blew up. The bag. One of the nuts in the bag blew up.

[Brady]

I guess the heavy machinery. Or if it's.

[Doug Hopkins]

But how is that just your wiener not getting hard anymore? How do you work heavy machinery and eliminate erections?

[Brady]

It just stopped the flow for some.

[Doug Hopkins]

Reason that you're dying then.

[Brady]

And he's older or his blood pressure combination. I don't know. But he said it's injured.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Something happened.

[Doug Hopkins]

You can't have blood pressure. Work injury. I know you're rooting for that but you can't have that. My blood pressure was injured at work. That. Nope. You came in hot.

[John Holmberg]

Doesn't matter. It doesn't work. That's all. At the end of the day. Doesn't matter how he got there. It just doesn't work.

[Doug Hopkins]

So strange.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, poor guy.

[Doug Hopkins]

I just need to know that injury soon. Easy. I'm looking for you got the entertainment drill coming up in just seconds. While we all just ponder what it could possibly be it's 98 are you.

[Richard]

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