Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: June 9, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Air Time: Weekdays, 5:30 AM - 10:00 AM
Broadcasted On: 98 KUPD (97.9 FM)
Introduction
In the June 9, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, Arizona's premier morning radio show, host John Holmberg, along with co-hosts Brady Bogen and Doug Hopkins, delves into listener interactions, humorous segments, and thought-provoking discussions. The episode primarily revolves around an insightful email from a listener named Beezy, addressing personal and relational challenges following a workplace injury.
Listener Email: Kelly's Revelation
Timestamp: [03:00]
The episode kicks off with John reading an email from Kelly, a long-time listener, who shares a realization about the show's "Guadalupe Squares" segment. Kelly writes:
"I've been listening to your show for four years, and a friend told me that the Guadalupe Squares are all one guy. Frankly, I didn't get the Guadalupe Squares, but if it's just you, it's amazing."
— Kelly [03:00]
Discussion Highlights:
- John Holmberg [04:08]: "You don't want to take credit for that one."
- Doug Hopkins [04:09]: Explains that eight out of the nine squares are portrayed by him, with Brady handling the last square.
"Eight of the nine squares are very proudly me. And then there's the secret square, which is Brady." [04:09]
The hosts humorously clarify that the Guadalupe Squares impressions are primarily handled by Doug and Brady, debunking Kelly's assumption that John performs all impressions.
Main Segment: Listener Beezy's Predicament
Timestamp: [12:36]
The central focus of the episode is an email from a listener named Beezy, who shares a sensitive issue:
"Recently I was injured at work and my erections aren't as good as they used to be. I told my wife I don't think I want to be in the lifestyle anymore. She's very upset about it and asked how am I supposed to have those needs met if you can't do it? I'm torn. This is deeper than what you guys usually deal with. Maybe you can help me."
— Beezy [12:36]
Hosts' Reactions and Discussion:
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Brady Bogen [13:21]: "Is it permanent? Is there a fix for it?"
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Doug Hopkins [12:43]:
"He didn't say what kind of injury makes it so. The first thing you mention is you're not getting any more boners. That's for sure."
"What's wrong with that?" [12:43] -
Brady Bogen [13:24]:
"The only question is wondering if it’s permanent and if there's a fix, but even if it’s fixed, does that change his wife's expectations?" [13:24]
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Doug Hopkins [14:32]:
"If it is permanent, what's his solution? Because he's not wrong. He signed up for a lifestyle of cuckery and now his dick doesn't work anymore." [14:32]
Key Insights:
- Emotional Strain: Beezy is grappling with the impact of his work injury on his sexual health and marital lifestyle.
- Relationship Dynamics: The hosts discuss the complexities of maintaining a swinger lifestyle when one partner faces personal challenges.
- Advice Offered: The co-hosts suggest that Beezy and his wife need to address the root causes of their issues beyond just the physical injury, emphasizing communication and mutual understanding.
Notable Quotes:
- Brady Bogen [14:24]: "What you're saying is if it's permanently damaged, you're not gonna be able to hold your end of the deal up."
- Doug Hopkins [15:09]: "You have to be super confident and comfortable with yourself no matter what if you're gonna cuck."
Humorous Interlude: Doug's Gun Mishap
Timestamp: [09:18]
Adding a touch of humor, Doug Hopkins shares a personal anecdote about his struggle with loading a firearm:
"I put them in the magazine. I get three in there, and the top one starts shaking. And then it goes blink. And the other two, I'm like, what am I doing wrong?" [09:18]
Brady's Sarcastic Advice:
"Get rid of that one. Get the speed loader." [11:02]
This light-hearted segment showcases the camaraderie among the hosts and provides comic relief amidst the more serious discussions.
Additional Listener Interaction: Band Name Suggestions
Timestamp: [29:18]
The show also features a playful exchange about band names, reflecting the hosts' diverse conversations:
- Listener Suggestion: "Swedish Doom Goblins."
"Somebody has that name. They only got two followers so it's new." [33:15]
- John Holmberg [33:16]: "That makes sense. Yeah."
- Doug Hopkins [33:17]: "Ray, you're making a joke."
- Brady Bogen [33:39]: "But how is that just your wiener not getting hard anymore?" [33:53]
These interactions highlight the show's blend of humor and engagement with the audience.
Closing Notes: Upcoming Segments and Final Thoughts
Timestamp: [34:36]
As the episode nears its end, John Holmberg teases an upcoming entertainment segment, maintaining the show's dynamic pacing:
"We're about to get to the entertainment drill which will come up in just seconds." [34:36]
The hosts wrap up with reflections on the day's discussions, reinforcing their commitment to addressing listener concerns with empathy and humor.
Conclusion
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully balances humor with meaningful conversations. From dissecting listener emails about impersonations and personal struggles to sharing light-hearted anecdotes, the hosts provide an entertaining and relatable experience for their audience. Beezy's heartfelt predicament serves as a focal point, prompting valuable discussions on personal and relational challenges, while the comedic segments ensure the show remains engaging and lively.
Notable Quotes:
- John Holmberg [03:00]: "I've been listening to your show for four years, and a friend told me that the Guadalupe Squares are all one guy."
- Doug Hopkins [14:32]: "If it is permanent, what's his solution?"
- Brady Bogen [13:21]: "Is it permanent? Is there a fix for it?"
For more episodes and updates, tune in to Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, weekday mornings from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM or visit www.98kupd.com.