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Byron
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Doug Hopkins
Morning sickness. That's the worst sentence ever. Wow. Anyway, I just google searched odd work injuries that could cause impotence. An AI has come up with these injuries to the spinal cord which you would call I hurt my back.
Beezy
You would paralyze.
Doug Hopkins
Blame your back. Right? Pelvic injuries, fractures or injuries to the bones surrounding the structures of the pelvis. Now that sounds like an injury. Again though you can't tell somebody like Me, I'm inquisitive. I got hurt at work and now I can't get hard ons. I need more injuries to the perineum. See, this is why that's a good story. You hurt your taint so badly, your dick stopped working. What happened? They carry signals between the genitals and the brain. Did you know that your perineum is the nervous system of your entire region down there?
Michael
Did not know that.
Doug Hopkins
It's where your brain gets all the information for what's going on down there. Which is probably why it feels so good when that gets tickled.
Michael
So that's where the machinery.
Doug Hopkins
If you're not necessarily the machinery, it's the nervous system that. It's the. It's the courier that transports the information from that area to your brain. Blunt trauma to the perineum can cause a persistent partial erection as well. It can work the other way. Huh. Half of me wants to try that.
Beezy
Gemini also says that while not an injury diabetes can cause.
Doug Hopkins
Yeah, that's not a work related injury. Unless.
Beezy
Well, unless you're.
Doug Hopkins
My job is to swim as fast as I can through pools of chocolate.
Beezy
We have a chocolate fountain at work.
Doug Hopkins
Yeah, I'll just eat all that. My job is to see how much a human body can endure at this. At the CNH sugar factory, how deep did you go? And I got diabetes and I can't get a heart on. Oh, yeah. It's a work injury. Yeah. Blood vessel damage. Again, I got questions because I've never had a guy like when we're fighting and boxing and stuff, and I hit him and he goes, ah, my black vessels. Like, nobody knows that's not a work related injury. Something else going on. A lot of questions. Beezy. You left us with more, this guy said. I talked to the Internet about it too, and it's surgery. Trauma, psychological or hormonal impact. Maybe. Maybe works at a haunted house. And he got scared so badly.
Beezy
Scared the erections. Right.
Doug Hopkins
He scared. Scared a lifetime of erections away.
Michael
But that's not an injury.
Doug Hopkins
Sure it is. It's trauma. Work trauma, toxic work environment. Now my dick's afraid to come out in the. In the light. Anyway, I don't know what's going on. Beezy, it's time for the entertainment drill. It's enough trying to figure that out. Beezy. Email us back if you know Beezy. Never ending teasing for Beezy at this point. BDB broke dick. Beezy's in the house. Bdb, it says.
Beezy
I don't know about you, John, but if that's my case. And I get work. My. I'm quitting the next day and walking into the Grand Canyon if I can't get an erection anymore.
Doug Hopkins
Yeah, it's pretty much no reason to live. That's the way to keep stopping. It's like you're done here. This is the. This is the end of the road. My life has so much to offer. Quiet down, old man.
Beezy
Did you guys already mention this? Tell him to get on Ozempic. I listened earlier this morning, but it just makes your.
Doug Hopkins
Your useless wiener bigger. Okay, right now you have a really big.
Byron
I see a really big kick in the nuts. Oh, I got this hog and now I can't do anything with it.
Doug Hopkins
Nothing worse than a massive flaccid hog. Trust me.
John Holmberg
Oops.
Michael
The doorstop.
Doug Hopkins
Yeah, once you. I don't disagree with that. Once you're. Once your body says, hey, erections are a thing of the past, let's just enjoy sunsets like, no, we're done.
Beezy
I don't know if this is Aiden, but it says, how does BZ feel about transitioning?
John Holmberg
Hey, yeah, maybe just get rid of it. Start fresh.
Beezy
Be a catcher instead of a pitcher.
Doug Hopkins
There you go. Let some of these guys that bang your wife nail you.
Beezy
They're already there.
Doug Hopkins
Let her walk.
Michael
She'll get jealous.
John Holmberg
You might love it.
Doug Hopkins
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Michael
Michael Bean, the actor has a voice role in the new animated movie Predator. Killer of Killers. It's on Disney, I believe.
Beezy
Yeah, we did last week.
Michael
It was his faced off against a predator, an alien, and a Terminator, which makes him the third person who's faced all three.
Beezy
Whatever.
Doug Hopkins
Linda Hamilton hasn't done all three.
Beezy
Faced all three, didn't she?
Doug Hopkins
Oh, that would be Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Michael
The late great Bill Paxton is one. He was one of the punks in Schwarzenegger's attacks at the beginning of the Terminator.
Doug Hopkins
Okay, give me your clothes, guys. Give me your clothes, guys.
Michael
William Hudson and Aliens and Detective Jerry Lambert in 1990s Predator 2.
Doug Hopkins
Arnold fought all of them. Am I wrong?
Michael
Yeah, but he was all.
Doug Hopkins
But he was the Terminator. So was the one he fought the T2.
Byron
Yeah, but in the first one he was. He was the Terminator.
Doug Hopkins
Right. And then the second one he fought the new terminal.
Byron
Right.
Doug Hopkins
So he's fought a Terminator, a predator and an alien. Or maybe not. Wait. Yeah. What is the thing again? Terminator. Predator and what?
Michael
Terminator, the Predator and Alien.
Doug Hopkins
Oh, maybe he hasn't fought an alien yet.
Byron
Yeah, well, wasn't the Predator.
Beezy
They're talking about the Ridley Scott alien.
Byron
Go to the movie.
Beezy
Okay, that's what it is.
Michael
Jason Lance Henriksen is the third person from Aliens. He was Detective Hal.
Doug Hopkins
Wow, this is a fun game.
Michael
Check in the vukachic.
Byron
I don't remember Predator 2.
Doug Hopkins
That's all right. He said okay. Vuka chic. Sounds dirty when he says it so hard.
Beezy
Gave it more of a soft F.
Doug Hopkins
By the way, this guy says, today I learned on 98KUPD that if I'm in a physical fight, I aim for the taint. Even if I lose the battle, I've won the war. That's true. Except for we also learned that if you kick Hard enough in the perineum, it can cause a. An erection to last for a longer time. So it depends on the button you push.
Michael
So that's even more dangerous when you see these guys getting kicked all the time.
Beezy
Oh, like we did.
Doug Hopkins
It could take away. It could add. It's like a squeaky toy inside of a dog's toy. Sometimes you can't find it. You squeeze and like, oh, this side makes it squeak. This side just clicks.
Beezy
John, you're a South park historian. Eric Cartman broke his funny bone after answering the door to the butt family. Is that what we're talking about here? How did Cartman fix that? I can't remember.
Doug Hopkins
I don't remember either. I do remember the butt family. I love them.
Byron
We have somebody who works with Beezy.
Doug Hopkins
You do?
Byron
That's what he says.
Doug Hopkins
They claim they were. I work with Beezy and his real name is Jason Luzian. He got his dick stuck in one of our machines. Signed David.
Beezy
Yeah.
Doug Hopkins
If that's true, hilarious. If not, Jason sued David Vasquez. Reliable. That's great. Anyway, I don't know. Busy is, but all right. Are we done? Total recall. This guy brings it up. A total recall. That's aliens.
Beezy
Not the Ridley Scott alien I know.
Doug Hopkins
But you have to fight any old alien. No, no.
Beezy
Part of the universe. Universe. Whatever.
Doug Hopkins
Dumb. All right, that's it. We're done. Yeah. All right. Toledo's probably gonna call somebody in the next 20 minutes. Get him qualified once again for the man cave upgrade, which is coming up. You're Gonna get yourself $50 gift certificate to Vaughn Hansen's Meat and Spirits if you are the qualifier today. And then you're qualified to win the man cave, which includes all that amazing stuff from Prestige Billiards. That is going to be outstanding. Get the table, you get the ping pong table, you get the air hockey table, you get the smoker. Your $200 gift card from Twin Peaks. You get your floor covered by wise coatings. You get thousand dollar gift card from Game Day Men's Health.
John Holmberg
It's all good.
Doug Hopkins
And it's all in front of you right there. We're ready to go on Friday. To give that away, I'm trying to get Lavelle Crawford to come in and judge with it. He is.
Michael
That'd be great.
Doug Hopkins
He is Chubb's son in Happy Gilmore 2.
Beezy
Oh, nice.
Doug Hopkins
Also lost his hand as well. Born without it. I don't know how. I just saw the preview for it and I'm very. The only thing I've been excited about in an Adam Sandler movie in a long time. Is that Lavelle Crawford's in it, which I think is great. We're done. You guys have yourselves a great Monday. We'll see you tomorrow. Right here in the morning. Segna's most powerful rocket radio station. It's out of control now.
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Episode: June 9, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Podcast Platform: 98 KUPD (97.9 FM)
The episode delves into the sensitive topic of how certain work-related injuries can lead to erectile dysfunction (ED). Doug Hopkins initiates the discussion by exploring legitimate physical injuries that might cause impotence.
He elaborates on the anatomy involved, explaining the role of the perineum in sexual function.
The conversation touches upon various types of injuries, including spinal cord damage, pelvic fractures, and blunt trauma to the perineum, highlighting how these can disrupt the neural pathways essential for maintaining erections.
Doug humorously contends with Beezy about whether conditions like diabetes should be classified as work-related injuries.
This segment underscores the complexity of attributing ED to workplace injuries, blending medical insights with lighthearted banter among the hosts.
Transitioning to the "Entertainment Drill" segment, the hosts introduce a sponsorship message from ReactDefense.com, emphasizing the importance of self-defense preparedness.
The discussion highlights various self-defense scenarios, such as machete attacks, and the necessity of being prepared even for unlikely events. The hosts advocate for practical self-defense tools and training, stressing that preparation can be lifesaving.
This segment blends informative content with promotional elements, encouraging listeners to consider their personal safety and preparedness.
A lively conversation ensues about actors who have portrayed characters facing iconic adversaries like aliens, predators, and terminators.
Michael Bean ([07:31]):
"Michael Bean, the actor has a voice role in the new animated movie Predator. Killer of Killers. It's on Disney, I believe."
Doug Hopkins ([07:56]):
"Arnold Schwarzenegger has fought all of them. Am I wrong?"
The hosts debate which actors have faced all three types of antagonists, referencing films from the "Alien," "Predator," and "Terminator" franchises. They discuss the roles of actors like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Paxton, clarifying their appearances across these series.
The conversation is both nostalgic and analytical, appealing to fans of action and sci-fi genres while also providing humorous exchanges about movie lore.
Towards the end of the episode, the focus shifts to an exciting giveaway campaign aimed at upgrading listeners' man caves. Doug Hopkins provides details about the prizes and encourages participation.
He announces various prizes, including gift certificates to Vaughn Hansen's Meat and Spirits, a ping pong table, an air hockey table, a smoker, and gift cards from Twin Peaks and Game Day Men's Health.
The promotion is designed to engage listeners actively, offering substantial rewards that cater to hobbies and home entertainment setups.
As the episode wraps up, the hosts tease future content and upcoming guest appearances.
They express enthusiasm for upcoming events, including potential guest judges like Lavelle Crawford from "Happy Gilmore 2," and hint at more engaging discussions in future episodes.
Health and Safety: The episode provides valuable insights into how workplace injuries can impact sexual health, blending factual information with humor.
Self-Defense Awareness: Emphasizes the importance of being prepared for unexpected self-defense situations.
Pop Culture Engagement: Engages listeners with discussions about beloved action franchises and the actors involved.
Listener Engagement: Active promotions and giveaways foster a strong connection with the audience, encouraging regular participation.
Doug Hopkins ([02:57]):
"It's the nervous system that transports the information from that area to your brain."
Beezy ([03:20]):
"Gemini also says that while not an injury diabetes can cause."
Doug Hopkins ([04:53]):
"Self defense is great, especially if you're taking care of your kids or your wife or if you're a woman and you're all by yourself."
Michael Bean ([07:31]):
"Michael Bean, the actor has a voice role in the new animated movie Predator. Killer of Killers. It's on Disney, I believe."
Doug Hopkins ([10:54]):
"Lavelle Crawford is the third person who's faced all three."
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness blends serious discussions on health and safety with lighthearted banter about movies and engaging promotional content. Whether you're interested in the impacts of workplace injuries or a fan of action films, this episode offers a bit of everything to entertain and inform Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show listeners.