06-09-25 - FULL SHOW - MONDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Arizona
Episode: June 9, 2025 | Release Date: June 9, 2025
Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Station: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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1. Health Check-In and COVID Reflections

Brady Bogen kicks off the show sharing his recent bout with COVID-19, describing the uncertainty and symptoms he experienced:

"[02:05] Brady: I took it back. Five-year-old had Covid Friday, don't have Covid yesterday. Don't get it, don't care. COVID's not a thing, so it doesn't really matter anymore."

He humorously recounts his experience of testing positive, feeling unwell, and attempting to stay active despite the lingering effects:

"[02:44] Brady: I got COVID. Was weird that I even wanted to test for it. Thought it was allergies. Then Saturday, got on my bike...fainted like a light."

The team discusses the fluctuating nature of COVID perceptions, emphasizing how attitudes have shifted over time.

2. In-Depth Analysis of the "Manhunt for Osama bin Laden" Documentary

A significant portion of the conversation delves into the Netflix documentary "Manhunt for Osama bin Laden." Brady provides a critical and personal perspective on the sacrifices made by the SEAL team members and their families:

"[03:51] Brady: They were a one-way ticket. They were okay with that. They didn't tell, they couldn't tell their families, they're just on a mission, a quiet mission."

He shares a poignant story about a SEAL team member who prioritized the mission over his family commitments, leading to personal turmoil:

"[08:39] Brady: After all the bin Laden and all the attacks, there was a CIA guy whose wife nagged him about missing his daughter's recital the day they killed bin Laden. He said, 'You've got a mission now.' He didn't prioritize his family over the mission."

Dick Toledo adds depth to the discussion by highlighting the personal costs of such high-stakes missions:

"[09:19] Dick Toledo: Oh, well, you're forgiven."

The hosts express admiration for the dedication of the SEAL team while critiquing the documentary's portrayal of the personal struggles faced by the families left behind.

3. The Impact of Local Political Marches in Phoenix

The team shifts focus to the recent political climate in Phoenix, comparing it to the hyper-energetic marches in Los Angeles. Brady attributes the lack of large-scale protests in Phoenix to the extreme heat:

"[22:39] Brady: If we do have some sort of ice march downtown, it won't get violent. It's too hot. Nobody's gonna fight here."

He contrasts this with Los Angeles, which despite the heat, continues to see robust political demonstrations:

"[22:51] Brady: Los Angeles went nuts this weekend. National Guards over there shooting tear gas at people."

John Holmberg echoes these sentiments, praising Phoenix's climate as a deterrent against violent protests:

"[27:03] Dick Toledo: Good June weather."

The hosts humorously speculate that Phoenix's weather effectively "medicates" the population, preventing large-scale unrest.

4. Celebrity Scandals and Social Issues: The Jared Leto Controversy

A heated segment addresses recent allegations against Jared Leto, focusing on his inappropriate interactions with underage girls. Brady critiques the lack of accountability for celebrities compared to ordinary individuals:

"[59:03] Brady: He's in the spotlight instead of some random dude. People are paying attention to Jared Leto's DMs and tweets, but they wouldn't care about someone else doing similar things."

The discussion raises questions about societal double standards and the role of fame in enabling misconduct.

5. Humorous Segments on Modern Issues: Ozempic and Its 'Side Effects'

Injecting humor into the show, Brady and Dick Toledo engage in a playful debate about the drug Ozempic, jokingly attributing exaggerated side effects such as increasing penile size:

"[60:12] Brady: It's thanks to the pigs who Ozempic is making people's dicks bigger."
"[62:17] Brady: If you take Ozempic, you need extra security because everyone's penises will be exploding."

This lighthearted banter provides comic relief amidst more serious discussions.

6. Listener Interactions and Personal Stories

The hosts respond to listener emails, sharing humorous and exaggerated personal anecdotes. One standout interaction involves a listener named Beezy facing a work-related injury that humorously affects his libido:

"[132:43] Brady: If you're gonna cuck, but if you're not, you have to be super confident..."
"[137:43] Brady: So how do I dismiss myself from this without pissing off everybody?"

These exchanges showcase the show's engaging and candid rapport with its audience.

7. Entertainment and Local News Wrap-Up

As the show progresses towards the end, the hosts discuss local happenings, including a tragic incident involving a bounce house in South Africa and vehicle mishaps, blending news updates with their signature humor:

"[107:37] Brady: They formed a human crash pad to break the fall of the pupils. Pretty good effort."
"[112:54] Brady: They're dancing, but they're always in fights and events that don't make sense."

They also briefly touch upon upcoming events and promotions, maintaining their lively and irreverent style.

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Conclusion

Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Arizona delivers a blend of serious discussions on national security and local political climates, interspersed with humor and lighthearted segments that keep listeners engaged. Through insightful analysis, candid conversations, and interactive listener segments, the hosts provide a comprehensive and entertaining overview of contemporary issues affecting Arizona and beyond.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogen at [03:51]:

  "They were a one-way ticket. They were okay with that. They didn't tell, they couldn't tell their families, they're just on a mission, a quiet mission."

• Brady Bogen at [08:39]:

  "After all the bin Laden and all the attacks, there was a CIA guy whose wife nagged him about missing his daughter's recital the day they killed bin Laden. He said, 'You've got a mission now.' He didn't prioritize his family over the mission."

• Brady Bogen at [22:39]:

  "If we do have some sort of ice march downtown, it won't get violent. It's too hot. Nobody's gonna fight here."

• Brady Bogen at [60:12]:

  "It's thanks to the pigs who Ozempic is making people's dicks bigger."

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Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Monday. It's 5:45. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett, there's big Dick Toledo. This is the morning sickness going 2020 style. Little Covid at your ass. How you doing? I'm taking it back. 5yo had Covid Friday, don't have Covid yesterday. Don't get it, don't care. Covid's not a thing, so it doesn't really matter anymore. And we pretty much got that thing wrangled but yeah, tested for it on Friday 1. I don't know if those tests are any good anymore. I found it Friday at the house, and I'm like, let's see what this is. Because I felt. Last Wednesday, I woke up so gross and sick. I thought I was gonna lose it. I just turned around, went home, felt fine. Thursday, Friday afternoon, meh. Start feeling like garbage. Pop the test, get a little faint pink line. Remember the lines?

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady]

Yeah. I got covet. Was weird that I even wanted to test for it. Thought it was allergies. Then Saturday, got on my bike. Road felt good. You know how I knew it was Covid for sure? You know when you do a farmer's blow on your bike.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And you're blowing up and it fires out usually. Right. This was. This was like I had those streamers on my handlebars. Just let go of those. Yeah. It was just. Would not let go of me. And I was just riding down the canal on Indian School with, like, this. This gigantic thing.

[Dick Toledo]

Glazed.

[Brady]

It was a big, giant. Yeah, a glazed train. It was like a spaghetti nood. Was forever. And I'm laughing, and I'm like, I don't feel great. But, like, so long as. But the second I stopped, I was out like a light. So it didn't make any sense. Didn't do anything this weekend. Did a load of nothing. In fact, I got to take that back because one thing I did do, I got all fired up about the. Have you got. You've. You've watched the. The Manhunt for Osama bin Laden on Netflix and you. Did you.

[John Holmberg]

I have not.

[Brady]

Okay. Spoiler alert. Brett. We get them. Oh, so. But you don't find that out until the third episode.

[John Holmberg]

It's wrecking it.

[Brady]

I know. I'm sorry. Third episode. You're like, yes, I remember this part. Great. It's really well told. Nothing really completely new. They have some new footage that was pretty cool that I hadn't really seen the way they did it. Some stuff. And I don't know how much was reenacted and how much was actual footage of the SEAL team going in. Pretty cool, right? And. And you get to meet through the documentary, some of the players you didn't really know that were in the Situation Room. Dudes who flew over to a. Worked on it for years, worked on it forever. Right. And that one guy that flew over there first, like he was one of five people, tells the family, gotta go. Nails the SEAL team guy who ended up shooting Bin Laden's in it. He's pretty cool. He's like, gotta go. Writes a note to his family, love you all. Miss, you got got a mission now. You don't realize the thing. They do it multiple times they go over there and every time they go over there, this is probably it. But the Last 1, the SEAL team's like, this is it, we're going to die today. And like they had reserved their resolve that they were not going to make it back. This was a one way ticket. And they were okay with that. They didn't tell, they couldn't tell their families, we're going to go kill bin Laden. They were just on a mission, a quiet mission. I had a friend back in the day who was a contractor, used to do black ops work. I didn't know what that meant. He's the one who taught me that post war contracting isn't plumbing and building. I thought that meant that they went over and painted houses when they'd always talk about on the, yeah, we got contractors coming by. I'm like, oh good. They're gonna, you know, put up some structures, bike racks and stuff, get that plumbing back in order and get that sewer system. Those people need that and water and yeah, put a building back there. Yeah, you know, it wasn't handyman through that but yeah, they were gonna build. So I didn't realize until this guy I used to hang out with, Scott was like, I do, I do contracting for the military. Used to be a, I forget which thing he was in, but he's like, I was a military guy for years. I'm like, oh. He says, I'm, I do contracting. Like, oh, did you learn that in the military? And he looks at me like I'm an idiot. How do you, what did you, where did you learn your trade? And he's like contracting. And he told me that was what that was all about. But he used to tell me, can't, you know, we used to work out together. I can't work out with you this week. I'm gonna go do this, I'm gonna do that. And he'd disappear for days, no contact, couldn't any. And his family didn't know. Now some of it I think was him abroads in other cities and using it as an excuse. But there were a couple times where he came back with pictures and I'm like, what is this? And he said, well, this is what contract work is. I'm like, wow. I had no idea. He was, yeah, now the mission's over. And he was not a good one, by the way. He used to talk a lot, but he didn't give me details of names, but told me, like, things that were going on. So a few times that I'm like, oh, that's what contract is. So he would tell his wife all the time, I'm leaving and I can't tell you where. Sometimes for his own benefit, sometimes for realsies. That's what.

[Dick Toledo]

You knew it was legit because he never asked you for money. Hey, for this operation.

[Brady]

Never once. In fact, I knew it was legit the day he built a bed in a box like a coffin. And he would drag it around like a fifth wheel. And he had a jeep, and it would drag it behind him. He's like, I gotta go this weekend. And it was packed out. And I mean, like, 25 days worth of food. And it was so meticulously done. And like, a weapons. Like, John Wick had a coffin hanging off the bat, and he would sleep in it, and he'd live in that in the desert. And he would. Most of the time, his job was to watch something. I know that. And off track with him, it was just the fact that this type of guy would leave and. And leave letters for his family going, I may not make it back. This is not good. And you do that all the time. He'd say goodbye to me. I wasn't that close to him, but he'd say goodbye to me. Like, this one might be the one. Like, really? He's gonna get bad. Like, okay, I don't know what you do. So all these guys do this stuff, right? SEAL team, CIA, dudes like crazy in the bin Laden manhunt. And I'm watching this, like, a lot of people have. It's been on Netflix for a while, and it's huge. And I'm like, this is fascinating. What a bunch of. What a bunch of crazy guesses these guys had to make that either make or break their entire lives. You know, Like, Leon Panetta was Obama's leader of the FBI, CIA. He's like, man, I got to take. Right then there's one guy whose name I don't know who said that. And I don't know, it was. It was unbelievable to watch the most. I guess, like, what I notice is.

[Dick Toledo]

From day one, the people that were on it, from when the thing happened.

[Brady]

Sure. Back in 98. And they were working on it 88 years on, forever.

[Dick Toledo]

I mean, it was amazing. Then they're told back off.

[Brady]

I was left with one thought after watching this one thing. After all the bin laden and nine, 11 and the coal and all the attacks. There was a wife of a guy for the CIA who nagged him so hard about missing his daughter's recital the day they killed bin Laden. And he's like, I gotta go to work.

[Dick Toledo]

On a Sunday?

[Brady]

Yes, on a Sunday. You know what? You married. I. What do you have to do on a Sunday? Look, bitch, typical. I'm busy. He came home and she's filing divorce papers. You missed your daughter suicidal. You don't even have an hour for your daughter. And he called her that night. He goes, turn on the tv. And they made it seem like he said it all nice, but I guarantee you he called her because he. Bitch, turn on the television right now. Oh, why you got. What are you gonna be on tv? One of your horse. Turn on the goddamn tv. And then there's Obama. We killed Osama bin Laden. Oh, is that where you were? Yeah, I was killing Osama bin Laden today. I couldn't make our daughter's recital. Sorry.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, well, you're forgiven.

[Brady]

You still didn't. You still didn't let me know enough like you mother. The dude went home and stayed with her. That was the thing. I left the whole. I left the whole bin Laden to go, dude, you. You didn't go home and fill out the rest of those divorce papers she was gonna present you with because you missed your daughter's recital on a Sunday while you were killing bin Laden.

[Dick Toledo]

That was.

[John Holmberg]

Took off this.

[Dick Toledo]

That was number two for me.

[Brady]

That was the second part of the second worst thing. That was the worst thing that happened in the entire documentary.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, I mean, the. The dude was getting away by undercover. That's how good it was.

[Brady]

He's a hero. He's just. This wasn't the dude who shot bin Laden. This was a dude who was intricate to the teams. And you married a CIA guy. That's like marrying a Chippendales dancer and going, what do you do take your pants off every day? Yes, yes, you married me.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

He went, one of the baddest dudes in the room goes home to this lady going, well, we're getting divorced here. And he goes, you know, I was killing, but that was me. That was my call. Like, I was the one who put this together. I was in on this. That's not more important than your daughter. Yeah, yes, it is. It's really a whole lot more important than my daughter. There were 24 dudes who signed their death warrant to fly in on my time to go kill one guy. And they all believed they were going to Die for their country. So my daughter's. Our recital. I'll catch the next one.

[John Holmberg]

So he took the fatigues off and put the pink tights on and went back to.

[Brady]

And he. And he went back to being some sort of weird cuck dude. Needed to get out of Dodge. I was so mad. By the way it happens in the third episode. Spoiler alert. The. When he says it, he says it all like, happy wife, happy life. And I'm like, that bitch needs to be in this documentary going, I am so sorry.

[John Holmberg]

Is she in there?

[Brady]

No. She needs to be like, I married into the CIA. He was in Obama's. I am so sorry. Like, he had to whisper to her. All right, you can't say anything, but we're this close to getting the target held off. Like, you got to tell her a little. I don't care. Your daughter's got a tap dance. I do. Look, if I had get Morgan Freeman to call her. If Brett wanted me to help him move, I'm like, I'm sorry. Brett's gotta move. And I told him I'd help him. We're gonna miss that door. Anything to miss someone's recital, for crying out loud. The dude's killing bin Laden. We need to have a whole documentary of the family of every one of those people, all the wives that nagged those husbands. I was working seven days a week. I mean, I was. I was burning it at both ends. I was sleeping an hour a day. And he's got that to deal with at home. She's still giving him grief handle, your lady.

[Dick Toledo]

That's why most of the movies, they don't. They're. The wife left them because of the work where they're, you know, buried into being a detective.

[Brady]

I bet she was spending every penny of his. I worked for Obama. CIA checks, too. And she wasn't complaining about his time then.

[John Holmberg]

We couldn't tell her because it'd be all over Postino's by that afternoon.

[Brady]

Wildfire can't whisper to you because you brag to our neighbors about how important my job is. Well, she thinks her husband's such a big deal over at the car dealership. Okay, But I can't. See, this is the problem. You're in competition with the other wives, and you won't shut up. I hardly ever see my husband. That's okay, though. Cause he's gonna kill bin Laden. They have it. It's gonna happen on Sunday.

[Dick Toledo]

Did you hear? We're getting him.

[Brady]

And then today, bin Laden's got the Postinos tapped The wives of the C words that are married to these guys, man. I don't immediately going home. Oh, you got divorce paperwork for me. For me killing bin Laden and not going to. Yeah, where's the pen? Yeah. I didn't know you were killing bin Laden. You knew. What do you think I was doing? I just didn't know. I just thought you were ignoring your family. I was. I had something else to do. I'm multifaceted human being. You're not the most important thing on the planet.

[John Holmberg]

I'd rather take my chances than go to a recital.

[Brady]

What do you mean I'm not the most important thing in the planet? Oh, I might. I might have gone to jail that day. You go home, it's amazing. All that stress and all that pressure and you put all those lives on the line. And by the way, they weren't sure he was in there at all. They were confident they were right, but they didn't know. And then you know, we're gonna get.

[John Holmberg]

He could have been at the movies or something.

[Brady]

They could have had a tunnel. He could have. He could have gotten word gotten bounced. They thought maybe the Pakistani air force was going to shoot down our. Our planes coming in. They didn't know. You know, this dude put 24 SEALs in two helicopters and said, it's on you guys, man. And it's. And it's me and this group of people that are. That are you. You're. You're probably going to die today.

[Dick Toledo]

You got about a 20 minute window maybe at the most.

[Brady]

She works hard on we need a hero, the Bunny Ra. So. And she was gonna sing it. And you won't come for an hour. I'm busy. You're a jerk. Okay, fine. There'll be papers waiting for you. Good. And then he said it with that smile at the end. And she's probably at home going, I just didn't. And got away with it. Since I was gonna divorce him and he killed bin Laden instead. He did it for me. Yeah. Oh, I hate that woman. I want a whole documentary of these evil nags that wreck these CIA guys lives, you know, never complex. Were a lot of women on there too that did this. A lot of badass women who were involved in this whole thing. Never once they seem to handle. Yeah. Never once did I sit and go miss my daughter's recital. And my husband wasn't supportive. Like, are you kidding me? Like I didn't ever once hear from their husbands going, well she was never home. Because guys don't complain about that. They've been home for days. Is she missing?

[John Holmberg]

Gotta watch the ball game in peace this time. Thank Christ.

[Brady]

Thought I enjoyed that a lot more.

[John Holmberg]

Than somebody else too.

[Brady]

While you're at it, there weren't like 40 questions. And this was great. She's still killing bin Laden. Bin Laden lives forever. Keep chasing him, honey. You've got all the time you need. Yeah, it was. It was. My takeaway from the bin Laden thing was. Who's that guy's wife? Get her on TV immediately. You marry a CIA guy and then he gets super duper busy and he can't tell you what it's about. You zip it. It's probably important.

[Dick Toledo]

He's telling you over and over. I wish I could tell you, but I. I gotta miss it. I gotta miss a recital.

[Brady]

To the tap recital. And by the way, why is that on?

[Dick Toledo]

I think you're doing this on purpose.

[Brady]

You're trying to get out of things. You're always at the office. Can't Obama do a day without you? Yeah. Did you hear yourself? Did you just. The president needs me. I can't tell him I gotta go to a recital. Especially right now. You'll see tomorrow. If we're right, it's gonna be great. If we're wrong, you're gonna be looking for a new school for that kid, so. I can't live like this. All right. What do you do for a. Again? Oh, yeah. Whole lot of nothing. Shut up.

[John Holmberg]

I'd rather be on one of those Blackhawk helicopters going in there instead of going to a recital. I'll take my chances over here.

[Brady]

Yeah, you give me the option. I'm in on that. Oh, yeah, I'm with you.

[Dick Toledo]

They wished it was a Blackhawk at the time.

[Brady]

Well, yeah, it was better than a Blackhawk, but they've never flown them before.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, really?

[Dick Toledo]

Technological advanced helicopter.

[Brady]

I would have climbed in that. Temporary kind of makeshift, let's see what this thing does plane than gone to any kid recital ever in my life and signed divorce papers afterwards. Oh, did I miss a recital? And that means you're gonna leave. That means less recitals for me. This is working out great. It's like Josh Blue said. When I got divorced from my wife, I got 50% custody. And that's still a hell of a lot of custody. That's a lot of kids. That's half. It's almost half of their time. Anyway, I just. I walked away from that thing going. You have got to be kidding me. This lady and she. They didn't interview her at all. They just still Made him the jerk.

[John Holmberg]

They show a picture of her, at.

[Brady]

Least, like a happy family. No picture. No. Because she was. No shame.

[Dick Toledo]

You mind if I light her up again?

[Brady]

You know what's worse? As I bet when they're at dinner parties and stuff, she's like, and then my husband, who killed bin Laden? Like, she's, like, taken. Like she's one of those people that somebody else's accomplishments are somehow hers. Like, she. She'll talk about it. Like she was involved. Like. And I. I held down the fort because he was hardly ever at home. I kept. You bitched the whole time. You made that worse.

[John Holmberg]

You know, he's sitting in the car, goes, don't talk about me like that. I did.

[Brady]

Killing bin Laden, all the stress of it. And, yeah, I bet you sat in the parking lot in Langley at the CIA headquarters and just said, I don't even want to go home. All right, who else can we kill? I got another one I want. Yeah, guaranteed. That was like. That dude's a nightmare. You're right. It's like, oh, did we have fun talking to our friends tonight about how I killed bin Laden. I'm so proud of you. Oh, really? Cause I remember coming home to divorce papers and, you know, half a glass of wine and a lot of tears. Lotta. I'm not getting enough attention around here. I just didn't know your daughter. Yeah, yeah, Yep. She seems fine. You know, she missed the recital, but her dad's one of the people that finalized the death warrant on bin Laden, so I think she's over the recital, and she's got a hell of a story to tell. Talk about a story to tell, though. Dude who actually turned and was a foot and a half away from bin Laden. He shot him in the face. He's in the room and he. He describes it. He goes, I'm in there. There's a bunch of people. They're just standing there. I turn around, there's a guy behind me, and he's like, two feet. And I'm like, that's him. He goes, he was taller than I remember and skinnier. He goes. And I'm like, I gotta end him. That. That's like. That's a Neil Armstrong moment. You try and top that dude's story at a party. Brady. Wander around talking about, well, I had a restaurant for a few years, went pretty well. And then I. I won the double seniors championship. And what do you do? I killed bin Laden. My gun. That was you, huh?

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady]

You have the floor. Not many stories that are topping you tonight? Yeah. Unless Neil Armstrong shows up, no one tops that guy's story. Ever in a party, you just shut up and let him talk.

[Dick Toledo]

And no pixelation. He's the only guy from the team.

[Brady]

No, he's. He's.

[Dick Toledo]

I know he was out. He's just like. They were interviewing him. The rest are blown out.

[Brady]

Well, that's permission stuff. And they're probably still seals, so it's like. Yeah, the.

[Dick Toledo]

I mean, even if I were, I would almost think about.

[Brady]

Not me. I shop in LOD and I'd be hoofing it all over. He was cool.

[John Holmberg]

Still a seal or is he retired?

[Brady]

He probably retired, but you're being witness.

[John Holmberg]

Protection program and all that kind of stuff.

[Brady]

I know. He's.

[Dick Toledo]

You pretty much go out on top on that.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah, that's it. I don't even know if you can go back to work when you're the one who dropped two in Geronimo. I'm pretty sure you just, like, go to work the next day. I'm pretty sure I'm promoted and you can't.

[Dick Toledo]

I mean, you know, it's. It's. It's pretty amazing.

[Brady]

It's an awesome day of the operation. Oh, it's amazing. We all kind of knew what people.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, we all know what's going on. It's a Sunday.

[Brady]

Yeah, we knew it's. We knew it was happening. We knew all the. You know, everything in the documentary is good. And then you get to know the people and you're like, wow, that's why it's a. That's what we need to do. We keep doing that with athletes wives and girl wags of the WNB or. Well, they have that too. Of the NBA and WAGs of the NFL. And they're all over. We need that. WAGs of the. The SEAL Team 6 and WAGs of the CIA. The wives and girlfriends. Put them in bikinis. They'd love that. That lady's horrible. They should pixelate her face every time they show it so we don't boo incessantly.

[Dick Toledo]

There's that one series that was the special teams op where it dealt with. Those guys would leave and had the wives together. It was. I think it was like an HBO show for it. Was it not Band of Brothers. But it was a team, and they. They would. Part of it was the women getting together, dealing with what they had to do. When the guys would go off and.

[Brady]

One would come back, was it a documentary or.

[Dick Toledo]

No, it was a series.

[Brady]

You're bad at explaining things. You've Watched, has no name, no real definition. Was a war thing playing like a password. It was a war show. Who was in it, Brady?

[Dick Toledo]

Nobody.

[Brady]

Well, thanks for sharing.

[John Holmberg]

I missed that one too.

[Brady]

I did too. I missed it while he was talking about it. I don't think I got any. Guy says, what documentary are you talking about, John? I missed the beginning, but it sounds like all women are the same. Well, that's not my point on this. Just that one. Just. But it was the. The manhunt, the hunt for Osama bin Laden. It's on Netflix. It's a documentary that's been out for a couple weeks and it's ridiculous, but it was just. She was the biggest terrorist in the whole damn thing. Like, bin Laden's even like, geez, your wife, what a beyond trying to kill me. She doesn't get that? No. I have to talk to her all the time about my job. It's a. It's a constant struggle. What does she do for a living, you know? Nothing. I mean, well. And she should shut up. That's what I saw, right? Somebody shoot him. But you're right. Thank you, bin Laden. Bin Laden's one making most sense around here. Here's another thing I'm grateful for, the heat. It's gonna be 109 degrees today. It was pretty hot yesterday. It was 109 degrees today. And that means one thing and one thing only. If we do have some sort of ice march downtown, it won't get violent. It's too hot. Nobody's gonna fight here. This is the best thing about living in Phoenix, is that when other cities get all up in arms about some political thing, summer is when they have their marches. Los Angeles went nuts this weekend. National Guards over there shooting tear gas at people. They've got their thing. They tried it here, like, oh, and here's the thing. We always say kids are influenced by TV and video games. I never see kids out. I see parents, anything. Like there was. Nobody was mad. And this city was ice free. Like, there was no anger as far as I could tell in this town. I know like internally some people are against the whole policy, but we weren't having like a massive shakedown, were we? I don't remember Phoenix being in like, peril or like everybody was like, incredibly concerned. We weren't having huge raids. We would hear about it. But so, you know, they see on TV that another city's doing it. So a bunch of people got upset. Us too. Adults are influenced by TV more than kids. They wouldn't have marched at all this weekend if Los Angeles didn't Bloomberg's Morning Sickness medicate K U p D It's.

[Byron]

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[Brady]

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[Dick Toledo]

Good Luton weather.

[Brady]

It's great looting. It is great Luton weather. Super lutin' and, yeah, you can wander around. Tear gas hurts, but at least you're not hot. It's nice marching weather. It's nice. I'm angry. I'll fight you weather. Good fighting weather. But here, not so much. So I enjoy when they say, also sympathy marches in downtown Phoenix. And you see, like, 20 Mexican guys are like, it's too hot to be this mad. I'm not this mad. And nobody's harassing him. The ICE guys are all like, please don't. Don't make us stir. We don't want to. We're not going to come after you. It's too hot. It's too hot to march. Too hot to be angry. Just.

[Dick Toledo]

It is confusing watching some of the footage where, you know, it's like, they want to be here, but they're it's like going to a soccer game.

[Brady]

They're flying their country Mexican flag. Yeah, I don't get that part. I don't get marching to.

[Dick Toledo]

And then.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but I don't think it's all just the illegals. I think it's part of it.

[Brady]

Yeah, sure, right. Well, they're just. Yeah. I get, I get the anger. I get why somebody's like, well, this doesn't seem like something if I was Mexican to be like, well, this is, this sucks. I have an Asian friend who looks Mexican and she won't travel anymore because she's like, I'm afraid, like I'll get deported, like I'll get questioned. And I'm like, really? I mean you do look Mexican. And her last name ends in an O. But she also is like, you know, Fendi bags. And like she's not. Nobody's looking at her going, oh, she's up something. You just go through her purse once and find the lipstick and the. She's not going to be smuggling anything.

[John Holmberg]

12 tubes of chapstick.

[Brady]

You know, you're just one of those. You're just a typical Broadway. Too much chapstick and. Yeah, that's enough. Okay, go ahead. I'm like, you're not getting deported. That don't worry about it. But yeah, the whole argument of the political topic, sure, there's a side for everybody on that. I get people being upset. I get people being upset at the people upset. But it's too hot to fight here. We've got it made. We don't even think about it. We had the Black Lives Matter marches here in town. Remember it was at night and the only place that went nuts was Scottsdale Fashion Square because like Logan Paul got everybody all riled up.

[Dick Toledo]

And there's that one.

[Brady]

They marched in the mall. Yeah, they went inside. It wasn't even that much of a march. They wrecked a piano store, which I still don't understand why that piano guy took a beating. A dude's trying to sell pianos. You can't loot a piano store. But they broke his windows. And I'm like, well, they, they looted the air conditioned Fashion Square. That's. They marched downtown for a little bit. It was way too hot. And then that dude took a beanbag to nuts and it was over.

[John Holmberg]

They should just kept Metro center up that way. You can march in there. It's air conditioned. You're good.

[Brady]

That's a great idea. Political strife mall that you just. All these closed malls are like, look, if you're going to march and you're going to want to fight another year down the west side. It's in the hood side. Yeah, we'll, we'll surround it with officers. You guys march and trash it all. It's like one of those places you go to break plates.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah, you know those whatever rooms.

[Brady]

They are, those anger panic rooms. Anger rooms, they just start chucking plates and things and breaking TVs. It's like, yeah, so we'll give you a whole mall for that. Tear it apart. Totally legal to do it and then come out and I bet you it's too hot to fight. I'm almost positive of it. It's way too hot to fight. And I love this city for that in a huge way. But it seems to me there was not going to be a march in Phoenix. Like nobody was that angry until they saw that Los Angeles was. And they're like, well then us too, we're always copying la. If LA didn't get mad, there wouldn't have been any march in here. But then that was a. I guess it was a.

[Dick Toledo]

You feel you're uniting.

[Brady]

Yeah, they're, they're doing a sympathy protest for their friends in law. Go over there. It's five hour drive. Oh, it's too hot. Okay. Gas is too expensive then you don't really care that much. It's like show low having a march. Nobody was mad. We'll get it. I think we start making all that noise, it draws attention to how it's got. And now everybody's going to be thinking that it's worse than it's bad. But I don't know. This is where that whole white privilege thing kicks ass. I don't know. I, I can't even argue. I don't know. I, I don't have any of those. And look, get mad at me for it all day, but you'd take advantage of it too. I, I waved to the police, I did this morning. You know him sitting next to me on 51 in Bethany. Like, bye. I don't know why I don't wave to other motorists, but he pulled up next to me and I'm like, gave him a wave. No reason, just. There's a cop, they're great. And I don't, that's, that's. I, you know, some people hate that.

[John Holmberg]

Apparently our big march, from what I'm seeing, somebody said it's on the 14th.

[Brady]

Oh, we got one coming. March downtown. Too hot. Oh my God.

[John Holmberg]

108 that day too. Have fun, enjoy.

[Brady]

The good news is it'll be a peaceful march and it'll end fast and start early. Like do it at like seven on a weekend so there's no like traffic. And then get like a Saturday or something.

[John Holmberg]

It's a Saturday, so that's perfect.

[Brady]

Yeah, this is great. March.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

On flag. That's Trump's birthday also. Seven to nine or so, 10 o' clock. Then you got to start worrying about hydration and get home. I'm usually starting to creep out of bed about 9, 9:30 on a Saturday, the march over. Want to go to Windsor? Head on down to Central where all the trouble was. And one of those delicious Windsor burgers. Oh my God, those are good. And then a lot of marching going on. Anything happen? No, it's too hot. They all went home. Yeah. That's perfect, isn't it? Ice went home, cops went home, marchers went home. It was great. They should march at the mall. Yeah, it's a great place to march. Logan Paul was smart. He showed up here, he's like, guys, it's way too hot here to march outside. Let's go in there. They broke windows and they went into the mall. It's really like 74 degrees. It's perfect marching weather. Only problem is it's also good fighting weather. But if you don't put cops inside that Molly, just put them outside of the mall where the heat is, they'll just walk around in there until they get bored. They'll walk themselves out like a baby before bed. I don't get it.

[Dick Toledo]

Clashing with the other mall walkers, the old people marches.

[Brady]

Broad started marches, didn't they? Weren't they the ones with the voting and all that? Were there marches before that? I know there are people that used to walk down the street with pitchforks and then they'd burn houses down.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, I guess, you know, back then they called them crusades.

[Brady]

Yeah. Was that a march?

[Dick Toledo]

That was a long.

[Brady]

A little more violence.

[Dick Toledo]

A long walk.

[Brady]

Like, I think MLK was big on the. Like, we're just gonna walk around and let you know we're here. But I think women did it for voting rights and things. I think that was when that all kind of got going. Like start with the signs and I've been.

[Dick Toledo]

Might have been some unions.

[Brady]

When was poster board invented? That's when these. That's when this started. Whenever party cities carried the first. Yeah. Who was the first one who goes, guys, I found this. It's like really inexpensive. You can get eight in a pack. I was gonna change my kids homework forever. What is this? Called poster board. Oh, it's amazing. All we need is a stick and some glue. You can yell at everybody. Not really do anything. Just. Just kind of say things and then go home.

[Dick Toledo]

Did it work?

[Brady]

No, not really. We got pepper sprayed. It wasn't fun. Stupid poster board.

[Dick Toledo]

Better point.

[Brady]

Whenever poster board was invented, when all this stuff got out of hand, there was probably 90s, 1890s when poster boards and marches started.

[John Holmberg]

The poster board.

[Brady]

All right. Yeah. That's when it. And look what happened. I'm right. There weren't a lot of marches before that. Hardly at all. In fact, 1890 started seeing poster board.

[John Holmberg]

Poster boards and Sharpies.

[Brady]

Sharpies. When were Sharpies invented? That's when it had to go haywire. My guess. Sharpies were invented in 1961. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

They went with.

[Brady]

I'm guessing early on. I'm throwing a 1961 bomb on there.

[John Holmberg]

Nice. 64.

[Brady]

Okay. Whoa. Civil rights. Right? That year. Okay. Sharpies.

[Dick Toledo]

So you can do it on a pen instead.

[Brady]

And. And man, forget about it. Construction paper.

[John Holmberg]

And those boards before that they were using the feather pen and everything else.

[Brady]

Ye. I can't. Nobody can see my message.

[Dick Toledo]

It's too thin.

[Brady]

Yeah. I need a bigger marker. Like we need to invent bigger markers for this. Nobody sees our message. Takes forever to color and suffer. Jack.

[John Holmberg]

That Sharpie's homie.

[Brady]

Yeah. I have to do the outline and then color it in. I don't have enough time. We got all this poster board, but nobody can see what we're writing on it because we got these thin pens. Give me a thicker pen. Sharpie. What the hell do you do for a living? Huh? I just make poster board. Just start doing something else. All right. And Mr. Sharpie invented that all started. I'm right. The invention of poster board was the problem. 1890 and everybody started tying them to sticks and walking around mad. Before that you just were mad at home or fist fought the neighbor.

[John Holmberg]

Why you?

[Brady]

Why you? If I had a sign and a stick, I would clobber you right in the kisser. Yeah. Post report. We gotta ban that stuff. Everybody's working on guns.

[Dick Toledo]

Have to do their presentations on a piece of wood.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying. To change homework forever. Packs of eight. You get to pick a color. It was great. I used to get so mad my mom would come home with a pack of eight poster board all white. Like. Ah. Where's the creativity here? Mom. You have one color on your marker. It won't show up on any of those there. It's a Waste of money. God damn it. She's kind of right.

[Dick Toledo]

But Choice kept a supply in case there was a march coming up, Right?

[Brady]

I like options. Oh, I did a lot of poster board work. I didn't march, but I. I made a lot of pennants and stuff of my own. There was no Internet, so when I wanted something, I would just draw it crudely. I did a lot of poster board homework, and teachers tended to be blown away when you'd come in with that rolled up things like, he's got a presentation. I drew the United States for no reason. And here's like, an oil well where Texas is. I added that in. That's amazing. A plus, like. Yep, that's right. Poster board will get you an A all the way up until about 8th grade. Poster board's immediate A. It's immediate A. Teachers love that stuff. At 6:18. Let's get ourselves a Wake up song. 109 degrees today. If you're pretty pissed off, I suggest you stay home and, you know, fire off some. Some angry thoughts on the computer. Reddit, Quora. Get on those things. Oh, they'll hear you. That's better than marching around, clogging up traffic, that's for sure. Give us a Wake up song. 585-9800 and we'll scream it together. It's 98. KUPD. Wake Up. It's out of control now. Morning sickness. 98. Thank you for, well, miles to nowhere. Thank you quite kindly. That is Katie and Hobbs. Once again, that is six nine. All right.

[Dick Toledo]

My anniversary.

[Brady]

Brady's fake anniversary. All right, Brady has a real wedding. And then the radio station wedding that we did on 6 9. All right, but we didn't know he had a real wedding yet, so we did that, but just in case it didn't take. Was probably pretty smart. He already had one because I was the dude who performed it. And I'm not so sure any of what I got online was legal, but happy, happy fake anniversary. Is that 19 years?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, if Pratt can do it, you can do it.

[Brady]

You know, I don't know if he could do it either. Half of those marriages should be. They're probably all broken up by now anyway. If Dave Pratt married you and you stayed together, that's shocking because that chick was classless for allowing that garbage. Anyway, yeah, do a real wedding and then have, like, a fun, silly one with Elvis or me dressed as the Pope. That's there.

[John Holmberg]

Otherwise, Brady had static X for his wedding band. Cedar. Yeah, I mean, you know, we had.

[Brady]

The sex Machine band. A hell of a party. I think.

[John Holmberg]

I think this one wins.

[Brady]

So it was just. Yeah. Packed up the whole house, got Brady married.

[Dick Toledo]

Bash has made a giant wedding cake.

[Brady]

Yeah. His house band was. What was the name of those guys?

[Dick Toledo]

This is my Signs of Betrayal.

[Brady]

Signs of Betrayal. That's right. I can't remember. I can't believe I blanked that. Sorry, Steve and other Steve and Skittle. This one says, man, Brady sure knows how to sell a story. I can't wait to see that unknown show he was talking about. You know the one with actors and actresses that showed the women who did that thing on the other side of it.

[Dick Toledo]

Seal team.

[Brady]

Somebody said it was called the Unit in that one. I don't know what the hell you were talking about. Anyway, Andy and I are both on that one. So Nick says he thinks Brady was talking about the Unit. Do you know that?

[Dick Toledo]

Could be.

[Brady]

You don't know that Had Robert Patrick in it.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, that's okay.

[Brady]

Keep in mind this was his story.

[Dick Toledo]

SEAL Team with David Borena an hour. Whatever the guy from.

[Brady]

Keep in mind this was his story. It's fun. It's fun. It's a puzzle. It gets the time going. This one says, good morning, John. Just to let you know, you have another black listener alongside black listener Jerome who He has been hearing the podcast and live stream radio with me here at work. Now, black listener Robert has a question for you. Keep in mind he's been listening for a little while, so he's feeling fairly comfortable. Black listener Robert writes, hey, Jew knows he's a little too comfortable right off the bat.

[John Holmberg]

I like him already.

[Brady]

Can I call him names? Back with Aaron Rodgers now a Steeler. Do you think he'll pull the same crap with Pittsburgh like he did with the Jets? Keep rocking. New black listener Robert along with Edgar. I don't think Aaron Rodgers pulled crap with the Jets. He broke his Achilles and then he's weird. There's no question Aaron Rodgers a weirdo. But there's a lot of stuff that you go back and like. Aaron Rodgers wasn't so wrong. He was just the only one with the courage to be that way. I'm not defending his weirdness because he's weird and is a 41 year old quarterback. There's Mr. Rogers in the franchise. Is it is.

[John Holmberg]

The memes have been great.

[Brady]

Oh, they've been. I love the Buscemi. Yeah, because it's the bug eyes. Well, I'm not a huge Aaron Rodgers fan, but. But it's better than what the Steelers had. We're biting time to get to the draft next year where we're hoping for more. I don't. I think he had a decent year last year on a bad team that is just so poorly run. The the thing about the jets is if you look at them, they mismanaged what could have been the best defense in football last year. They had four or five top picks that were outstanding Sauce gardeners like as good a corner as you'll get. I think the Williams guys and they're just massive line. They're good and their defense fell apart too. Aaron threw for 3,800 yards, 28 touchdowns, 11 picks. That's a good year. Not for him. For him you're expecting 40 and 3 from touchdowns to picks. 11 picks only the second time he's ever thrown more than 10 picks in a season. So if you get that next year out of him with the Steelers, that's fine. What crap does he pull His Ayahuasca nonsense and his Pat McAfee visits and all that. Everybody on the jets loved it him which was weird. All the all the players really like him.

[Dick Toledo]

I already saw a writer yesterday put out a blockbuster trade. You know they're all oh they've been talking about that.

[Brady]

It's a receiver for Lizard and stuff for Rogers. The Steelers go Greek Hill Tua trade Rogers. That's an there. There's a. That one news source that constantly throws out fake trade ideas. Yeah some of them are just so stupid you can't even imagine.

[Dick Toledo]

You know what teams prime form.

[Brady]

That's one of them. Why would. That's dumb. Trading Aaron Rodgers on a one year deal and they don't have a quarterback anyway. This guy says John listening to you this morning. I don't know about you but I'm going to invest in Sharpie and ink. It's going to be in high demand. Sharpies are going to use to block out Trump's name from those Epstein files and also by those people down there writing on those poster boards there's going to be a Sharpie run. The shortage is going to cause the price to go up and I'll be there. Raylo that's true. Sharpies, they're going to do a lot of redacting on documents and a lot of poster boards are going to need Sharpie work because evidently we're going to start marching again. It's summertime in America. We march. Not here though. Too hot. And Carrie says I'm not able to catch up with the show live ever. So on Spotify is when I listen And I set it to 1.3x speed, so when I catch you guys live, you sound totally drunk. Makes the show even funnier. Imagine you guys are hammered in the studio. When I listen live, it gives me a little bit of an extra smile. So thank you, Carrie. Yeah, Yeah, I like that, too. When you listen to something, you can listen to it twice as fast as it's done, but I don't know how to keep up with that kind of stuff. We'll get to the Jared Leto thing in a second because that's pretty fun too. Got an email about that. Well, it's weird because I'm not gonna defend. All right. Jared Leto got in trouble for nine women. Well, texting underage girls 16, 17 years old and telling them stuff like, I'm waiting for you to turn 18, and I can't wait for that. Now, the flip side of that is their parents were absolutely fine with a few of these girls. I don't know if all of them were doing it. A few of these girls being like, lingerie and bikini models online and in publications. So they were kind of sexualized in other ways. And Jared Leto was like, when you turn 18, which, by the way, he should not have done. But also, is there any. I don't know, is there any, like, ramifications for putting your teen daughter on the end of a stick like a carrot? You know, I mean, it's one of those things, like, you can't. You can't talk about it. You can't mention what's going on here. But we put her in a thong and she's now modeling. There were a couple of them that were in lingerie, like they were modeling. Sexy time model. That doesn't defend. Defend what he. But it does raise the question, when is it okay to have, you know, sexy models if they're underage? Aren't you asking for something like this to happen? I'm not saying it would always be Jared Leto. I'm glad it was Jared Leto. At least he's in the spotlight instead of some random dude that kind of would fly under the radar. People are paying attention to Jared leto's, you know, DMS and tweets and 16 year old girl like, oh, my God, Jared Leto. They're not gonna do it at Brady's. Tweets over. You're sure? Sweet. They're not going to say a word if some strange man does it. But a celebrity, then you're going to get noticed, so.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, the one girl said, you know, she was 17. She said he assaulted her walking nude in front of a different 17 year old girl. They both were there engaging in explicit conversations like you were talking about again. And the one girl says he pleasured himself in front of her and grabbed her hand. Now, she was 18, right?

[Brady]

Where are your parents? I'm not saying Jared Leto is a good dude.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I'm wondering, you know, there's two sides to this whole thing. I'm not saying he's in good spot, he's bad. He was doing really dumb stuff and he should probably get punished for what he's doing. Let's turn the spotlight on the other side too and say, where were your parents? Why are 16 year old girls allowed at Jared Leto's house by themselves with their 18 year old friends and stuff like that? You wouldn't know if Kirby was going to Jared Leto's house, right? Yeah. She could lie to you. Yeah. But you're still kind of. You would go with. I mean, we all know Brady, but what? I'll drive like you would end up in Jared Leto's kind of barbecue you got here, Leto. Like you'd ruin it for you. Totally. C block Leto. Which is good. What do you got out here? Smoker. Yeah, these aren't bad. I prefer a different brand than this. This is pretty good. Yeah. You gonna look at my barbecue all night? What else is there to do? Got a bunch of teen models inside. I know. Slumber party. Anyway, I prefer a Traeger. Traegers are good. You got this knockoff. We'll. We'll make. We'll make do. You would be at that. But I'm just saying all these stories keep popping up with people saying, oh, my daughters were at the Jared Leto super party. And I'm like, you need to pay attention to your kids. So she got 18 year old friends, stuff like that. And they go over to Jared Leto's house and he starts. Kids, weird things happen. Jared Leto's a weirdo. You know that, right? We had that one comedian come in, remember?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Jared Leto was all over his girlfriend bunker. Yeah. And he just. He toured his house. He bought that old military establishment that was a storage facility and had moved him in.

[Dick Toledo]

Famous parties, morning sickness, 88k you.

[Byron]

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[Brady]

Holg's morning sickness. And these guys went over and found out that his girlfriend was getting hit on pretty heavily by Jared Leto. And they walked around the facility not knowing that she was. I think she ended up staying with Jared for a day or two. I think, if I'm not mistaken, he.

[John Holmberg]

Was like, okay, I would have, too.

[Brady]

Yeah, it was a nice house. A great looking house. When you looked at the house, you're like, holy smokes, this is gorgeous. Yeah. I'm not saying Jared Leto is a good dude. I'm always like, how do. I just don't know how it happens. I don't know. When I was 16, even my sister, who was a slut, 17 years old, we pretty much knew where she was all the time. And then that's why my dad was always mad, because he knew it was leading to no good.

[John Holmberg]

Guadalupe.

[Brady]

Yeah. She was either going to come back pregnant or stabbed. And it was just none of it was good. And we all knew, oh, she's up to no good. It's not defending Jared Leto.

[Dick Toledo]

It's like it's the same accusations throughout the years that we've been doing this. You know, from Chris d' Elia.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

To filmer Val Rama.

[Brady]

Close. The Dane Cook. Dane Cook was. Yeah. He got railroaded in a couple of those things. I mean, some of these guys are just around it. And again, I guarantee you that girl wasn't like, really forthright about her age until it was like, right, I'm only 16. Oh, I can't wait till you're 18. And he starts saying stuff like that, huh?

[John Holmberg]

She's just 16.

[Brady]

Don't. Damn you, Brett. Come on. Actually he's got an email that said, cue the Benny Mardones. How is this any different? Who discovered Stephanie Seymour at your sister's junior high? He was 42. They stayed together for a while. When she left my house, damn it. I didn't have a chance. I didn't have a job yet. I was only 10. I wouldn't look good on the Stephanie Seymour sweepstakes. She liked guys in her 40s, and I was 10. Kind of at a disadvantage there, but.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, this dude wearing that howlin wolf T shirt.

[Brady]

Oh, the howlin wolf and the maroon shorts are absolutely right. Put the howlin wolf on. God damn it. Such a cool shirt. There's how wolf half shirt, tube socks past the knees. Damn it, Brett. This song. We brought up Stephanie Seymour tug mahorn. Anyway, so if only your sister with that Giselle knows, would have gotten discovered instead of going into the South Phoenix to piss your dad off. That, yeah, there's a chance of that. My sister could have been Giselle.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brady]

Yeah, because she has a huge nose and looks like a dude, too. Anyway. Just saying. Yeah. Stephanie seymour's boyfriend was 42 when she was, like, 16, took her to Paris. Like, the parents have to give a thumbs up at a certain time to say, all right, what are you doing? I'm gonna do some lingerie modeling, some hot modeling. I'm gonna hang around at Jared Leto's house and, like, yeah, I'm gonna keep an eye on that. If you don't, something weird might happen. You're too trusting that celebrities are worried about, like, they're in it. They're weirdos. And have you ever seen a celebrity in person? They don't look like they do on the screen. They're about 5, 7 wildly insecure human beings who. Who only look pretty on screen. Otherwise, they're real, tiny, kind of strange. Dudes probably never got the girl in high school. You know, they were always the little dude, the little drama.

[Dick Toledo]

They got the power.

[Brady]

Nobody was banging any of the drama guys. No one was. No one was banging the drama department. That was weird. It was a group of weirdos, and occasionally one would pop. You had a kid named Chris who went to Broadway when He was, like, 17. He gets some broad. I mean, he was gay, but he went, yeah, they ended up banging each other in drama. Jared Leto was a drama nerd and a metalhead. He wasn't getting any girls. Now he's got lingerie models that want him.

[Dick Toledo]

He can't.

[Brady]

He doesn't know how to turn that down. You don't want him hanging around you. Egomaniacs, insecure lunatics. Hang out with a celebrity for a day and you're like, jesus, what. What happens to these people? Weirdos. The bigger they get, the weirder they get.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, look at Tom Cruise.

[Brady]

So strange, man. He's a weird one. I don't know how. I don't know how anybody does anything anymore. I didn't like you. And I always talk about our dads, Brad getting away with the stuff. Every. I told Brady this morning, I'm like, ketamine is everywhere. Headline. And I'm like, ketamine. Like, the news told us ketamine was a thing in the first place. And now it's all over the streets. It's in high demand. It's easy to get. And I'm like, where did that come from? I have. Half of my brain thinks that channel 3, 5, 10, 12 and 15 are the distributors of ketamine. So they have stories to tell. Ketamine wouldn't even be a thought in my head to try to buy ketamine. Where do you get it? And then I see another story. Laughing gas is on the rise. You can't. The kids can't keep their hands off. Laugh. Where do you get laughing gas?

[Dick Toledo]

My dad's dentist.

[Brady]

Dentist. That's the only one you gotta rob. Dentists. This is a nitrous oxide, or laughing guess. And that sounds awesome. If my kid was addicted to laughing gas, I'd allow it.

[Dick Toledo]

I can understand the computer, compressed air, whippet thing.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's easy. You go to Staples and. You know.

[Dick Toledo]

But the other ones. Yeah, I don't know where the source is.

[Brady]

No idea. Yeah, there's. There's evidently. And I don't know if this is real or not. There's like an epidemic of people, young people using laughing gas too much. Like they're. I didn't know you could do it, but you can get. Well, you get. You can kill yourself on laughing gas. That's overdoing it. Like, you just usually. It sounds like a pretty good way to go. I'm not gonna lie. I was just hysterical and I dropped dead. I think that's kind of how he died. Doing what he loved is the first time. I actually believe that's true. If I was just in hysterics and my heart couldn't take how hard I was laughing. But it's probably not that I don't think. I think the name is misleading. But, yeah, they got laughing gas and they're like, kids have to go. Be careful. If your Kids got left. If your kids got life and then in a tank.

[Dick Toledo]

Like, if your kid is asking the little mask around, how do you do.

[Brady]

Laughing gas without the tank and the mask and the hoses? Like, if you're a parent. You don't. You don't. Your kid's up to no good. Like, if you. If he rolls in with the tank, gonna blow up some balloons. Mom. Okay, you guys have fun in there. Braden. Okay, come on, guys. She's totally clueless. You have a tank. The kid has a tank in his room. Assume he's up to terrible stuff. What happened to hitting them?

[John Holmberg]

Not the Talon.

[Brady]

What happened? Talon and Talon and Braden and Brandon and Braden and Talon wouldn't do that.

[Dick Toledo]

Once a week, a truck is stopping by, picking up four empty tanks.

[Brady]

Got your tanks, Mrs. Johnson. Oh, my God. They love blowing up balloons in there. I've never seen a balloon, though. Never seen one balloon. Talon. Talon, your truck driver's here. Thanks, Mom. Talon and Talon. She named all their kids the same thing. Like George Foreman. It's different spellings and Gilbert. They just call them Talon. You're Talon with a Y. You're Talon with an own. You're Talon with a schwa. We had a schwa because we wanted attention. That's why you name your kids something stupid. Cause you need attention. Yeah, I don't understand that. And the news is, like, there's a laughing gas problem. Like, no, there isn't. There's a parent problem. There's something wrong with your parents. If Kirby wandered in, Klunk, clunk, clunk, clung. You got there, Kirby Derbs. Don't worry about it, dad. I'm just gonna go in the room with my new tank and hose and mask.

[Dick Toledo]

Balloon animals.

[Brady]

You ever seen the movie Blue Velvet? Come on, sit down with your old man. Let's watch that. I have ketamine in my pocket. Everyone's doing it. Like, how is this a thing? I'm still too stupid. In high school, I had no idea how to get drugs. I didn't want. It scared me to death.

[John Holmberg]

Death. Just go to Smoker's Corner.

[Brady]

You'll find. I knew they had it. Yeah, I just didn't know how to get it. Like, do you just go up and ask them? Is there, like, code words? And then I found out later that Dobson, where I went was, like, the coke capital of the world. Like, there was coke flowing. I had no idea. Everyone I knew never saw anybody doing it. It was everywhere. Coke, steroids, weed. I'm. No. I'm walking around going, I Had no idea. Totally. Could have been in a bust every single day of my life and didn't know it.

[Dick Toledo]

You know how proud of your dad would have been if you found those roids back in high school?

[Brady]

Oh, he would have been so. He'd have been jabbing me. He'd have been McGuire and Canseco. He'd have been. You're good. Good on you. Go lift the house, son. You look too much like your mom. Dad, I don't like shots. Shut up. Just take the shots. You're gonna be a man. Somebody. It hurts my bull. You're not using them either way. That's true. Yeah. I had no idea. But laughing gas. So if your kid. Again, I guess public service announcement from me. If your kid's got a tank in his room, it's bad. Unless he's got like the worst as he's a bubble boy. If you have a bubble boy, it's okay. Otherwise, tanks are bad.

[John Holmberg]

Parents don't care.

[Brady]

Buying from the bubble boy. No, they don't care. I don't think you like you as much as you talk about how much you love being parents and you love your kids.

[John Holmberg]

You sure don't want to be friends.

[Brady]

Yeah, they need their privacy. Stealing, laughing, as long as they're doing it. At our house, they say whip it is laughing gas. They can't call it that, though. You can go to a smoke shop and buy that evidence.

[John Holmberg]

That's what he's saying. They're the. They have little single use tanks.

[Brady]

Just little.

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Brady]

That's not enough.

[John Holmberg]

I think it's like a whippet.

[Brady]

Basically.

[John Holmberg]

Same thing.

[Brady]

The dentist. The time I did laughing gas at the dentist had that little thing over my nose. There's a constant stream of air. It was a lot.

[John Holmberg]

This is what Dr. Lynn gave me during my. My snip.

[Brady]

Yeah, I didn't get any of that. I asked for it, but I was like, yeah, I think I'll be right. I want to be. I want to be cogent to film this. Did it. I don't know that it worked. When I was at the dentist, I didn't really feel.

[John Holmberg]

I think they just give you enough. Just.

[Brady]

Yeah, I didn't really get that.

[John Holmberg]

Apparently you can get big ass [e-mail]. it's called Galaxy Gas.

[Brady]

No kidding. All right. Corrected.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna look that up.

[Brady]

I had no idea. And they said it's the Tulsa King show that's causing it. Well, then their parents were doing it because no kids are watching Tulsa King. No kids watching Sly Stallone tv. It's not happening. That's parents leaving their whippets around.

[Dick Toledo]

They did that. They were buying those cans. They're doing them at the raves, the big tanks.

[Brady]

Yeah, but raves. If you don't have molly, you're at a hillbilly rave.

[Dick Toledo]

I've seen if you can get a bulk at.

[Brady]

Sam, this guy says ketamine's been around since 2007. You always knew who was on it. The kid in the corner of the classroom was drooling all day. Yeah, but do you ask that kid for stuff? It doesn't. And that's the other thing I don't get. And I've had heroin addicts explain this to me and say, I don't get why that's fun for anybody. I've seen a lot of OP live. And when they catch somebody on ketamine or heroin or fentanyl and stuff, just drooling and laying there like, that's. That doesn't look like good times. I'm not ask. I would never look at that and go, give me some. I don't know how it trickles over to the next go. You're gonna love how it feels like, I don't know, seen you in a puddle of your own piss. And I'm like, I don't necessarily think that's for me. You do you, but I think I'll quit here. But, yeah, that laughing gas thing is just absolute weirdness to me. I'll never understand it. Now here's another drug. This is what you need to be doing. Brett. They solved the problem. You know all those porns that we watch?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And then they show before that five second clip of like dudes with little wieners and then they.

[John Holmberg]

Chatterbaits free.

[Brady]

Yeah, chatterbaits. Freeman. A dude, a little wiener has like a. Yeah, yeah. Like a compact car. Like five minutes later, if he just rubs this, he's got a Corolla down. It takes a couple of pills. They are finding. And it's thanks to the pigs who Ozempic is making people's dicks bigger. Now when you lose weight, substantial amounts of weight, your penis will appear larger when it's erect because your blood flows better. So you used to have bad erections, then you got good erection. So you think you got bigger, but what you got was functional. Ozempic is actually showing signs of growth. Inch and a half. That's pretty good. Adding an inch and a half. I know. So you think that now you're having a problem getting that diabetes drug. If this Is real and it's growing wieners. I'm telling you right now, Ozempic, you better hire extra security today because if this news breaks across regular news things, this is dangerous. If Fox, cnn, MSNBC even report this a little bit, it's going to cause a massive problem. And if it's doing that to dudes. Are ladies girl buttons growing too?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, they're matching.

[Brady]

There's. There's a cases where they say the male users are revealing a shocking change to their genitals after injecting Ozempic. One of the side effects of that now the one, the one guy that they interviewed says, I think people say it's because I. Fat loss. I'm now getting better erections. But the time I measured myself four years ago, I was actually thinner than I am now and I was pressed against the bone during the measurement. This time I wasn't. And I'm an inch and a half bigger. Ozempic, this is genius. You're seeing a little slowing in sales. People are like, ah, maybe, maybe not. It's been a nice little spike for them. Now you say that it makes your dick bigger too.

[Dick Toledo]

Balls in your court, you are.

[Brady]

You better start making some false claims because right now they're not. All they'll say is side effects may include. They won't say it's a thing that can happen or like something that. But if they start saying that side effect, it's like that hair growth thing.

[Dick Toledo]

Just have to add it to the list.

[Brady]

Results vary.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

David Jordan just said thanks. John just ordered two boxes.

[Brady]

I'm not too upset with mine. I'm off the rack. I got a. It's fine.

[John Holmberg]

Extra inch and a half. What the hell?

[Brady]

So long as it's bigger than my cell phone. That's all I've ever asked. And it pokes out of the top of my cell like we're still good. Cell phone is a good size. I can see the top of it. We're all good. And it's not just creeping. It's a nice little sunset. But if I can throw another inch and a half on the end of that, I'm doing it, I think at.

[John Holmberg]

High noon, you know?

[Brady]

Yeah, make it. Make it summertime. 4pm that's that. Sun is high in the sky. The whole helmet's loose. And then there's some backup. I got a little. A little skyscape underneath. Yeah. Right now I'm going past the phone. It's pretty good. Phone's about six and what? Six and a quarter. I'm Rolling past that pretty good. I'm pretty happy with it. I got no complaints. But if I can throw another 1.5 on just for shooting Ozempic, drop a couple pounds while I'm at it. You're telling me I can get ripped and have a bigger wang? Well, twelve hundred dollars a day, I'd be that.

[Dick Toledo]

I think there's got to be a factor that's still the same thing. You, you lose weight that you can. You have the ability to. You have an extra 30 pounds and you lose that.

[Brady]

Oh, sure.

[Dick Toledo]

You talk about people. Well, Carlos Mencia talked about.

[Brady]

Yeah, but they're talking about weight extra.

[Dick Toledo]

Because you got that little blood flow. Yeah.

[Brady]

And in your. Yeah, you. The little.

[Dick Toledo]

You have the, the pouch with a fat.

[Brady]

But you can punch through that pouch or measure from underneath where there's no fat, which is what you're supposed to. To do when you're throwing a measurement out there. But if you're going over, if you're. Look, by the way, if your pelvis is fat, it doesn't matter how big your wiener is. It's. You're. You're turning people off immediately. If you've got fat overwhelming the base of your wing, you can just see the tip. It's just. It's like a puppy on a dog bed.

[Dick Toledo]

Got a good two or three inch.

[Brady]

Yeah, you don't want that. The worst thing you need to be worried about is if you can add an inch and a half because you're still showing everybody your fluff pouch. Yeah. But if you're Ozempic and you drop the fluff pouch. Yes. That's not you getting bigger. That's you revealing more. This is actually science. And doctors are saying, no, we're seeing. This is it. This guy said I gained one and a half inches in length. No joke. Like, you obviously know how long I was before I got fat. Then after seven months on tirzepatide, in my case, I gained 1.5 inches. Definitely not all from weight loss. Third man said it happened to me as well. I was 278 pounds. I got under 200 pounds. Meanwhile, my erections were better, the blood flow was better, and I was noticeably larger than I was before. I gained all the way. It's huge. And I don't know what tri Zepatide is that stuff inside of it, man.

[John Holmberg]

That guy's grinder counts exploding this morning.

[Brady]

Gays. The gays are going to be. Oh yeah. It's gonna look like. Like Auschwitz broke out. And it's just all Just huge winged. They're gonna be so skinny skeletons. It's gonna look like skeleton attack. Like, but the huge, huge pee pees because nobody's gonna stop. People are gonna go for three inches. They're gonna lose. They're gonna get down to birth weight, but their penises are gonna be £8. This is dangerous. Cause on those porn sites I know that they're selling an awful lot of them because they have a lot of those. Want to go from this to this. And sometimes I don't skip that 5 second AD. I'm like, what is this? Like, is that real? That dude was a button and now he's a foot long. And then a girl comes on, goes, this is what I really want. Like, damn it. We all know that's true. And then you get sucked into the whole idea of being Johnny Sins. Not just kind of, you know, being confused. From Radagast, this guy says, I measured myself after Ozempic and noticed I about an inch gain. He remained anonymous. You don't want people to know. So all those little, all those little wienered guys that are angry Irish. Oh, all the Irishman. Good lord. Are you guys ever going to be on the oic?

[John Holmberg]

Maybe they'll stop pixelating the Asian porn now.

[Brady]

That's right. The Asians will be like, what's that big? Who's skinny? You're all too skinny. There are people who are mad about it though, saying, no, it's because you're losing weight and your penis is actually better because of the blood flow. It doesn't make it bigger and wreck. Penis may change size considerably depending on the time of day, the temperature and factors other than sexual arousal. That's true. But I would know if mine was suddenly shooting another inch.

[Dick Toledo]

The heat side of it. Where you get the summer D. Oh.

[Brady]

I got summer D going right now. It's riding my bike the other day, I thought my balls were gonna get caught in the chain. Horrible. I gotta tighten up with the underpants. But yeah, I'd notice if I was packing. I've measured mine pretty consistently since I was about 10, 11 years old. Like, let's see what we got here. Not knowing why, Just keeping, you know. There's a chart on the wall next to the door frame where I was laying down. He grew and grew.

[Dick Toledo]

It goes the other way on the wall.

[Brady]

I'm telling you, man. Summer 89, big. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Just.

[Dick Toledo]

It's like Wayne's coming.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's going the other direction. Yeah. All the way down the hallway.

[John Holmberg]

Like Pee Wee. And Parky's wakes up with the little ruler and the not pad under his belt every day.

[Brady]

That's right. I forgot about that. Maybe that's where I got the idea. Keep an eye on this. And I've always stayed pretty consistent. Some days better than others. Some measurements a little stronger than others. Some. You know, not gonna lie, I rigged the system a little. Got a tape measure I used to use my mom's sewing measurement.

[Dick Toledo]

The roll tape.

[Brady]

Well, it was. Yeah, it was the roll. The. Yeah, it was cloth. Yeah, it was like a. You could move it so it went with a curve. I figured I got a more accurate deal there and I'd write that down. But if suddenly I'm breaking into the eight, that's new.

[Byron]

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[Brady]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Ozempic. Huh? Ask your doctor today. That's what they always say on the news commercials. Ask your doctor if Ozempic is right for you. Just go in there and go look at this thing. Thing. It's pathetic. Like, I want to lose a couple pounds. But more importantly, is that true about it growing? And do you still have to shoot it in your stomach? Like, what if you went directly to the source? I couldn't do it. I struggle with that myself.

[Dick Toledo]

You could.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I think it's just they're recommending that when you do it, it's stomach or butter.

[Brady]

Sure. But your medical advice is. Sure, give it a try.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't think it matters.

[Brady]

It doesn't matter.

[Dick Toledo]

No, I don't think it'll help. Going right there.

[Brady]

Why don't you think?

[Dick Toledo]

Might not get in the system. Is your hog will hog it up.

[Brady]

That's a matter. And this is Brady's doctor hat he's put on. I don't know. I can't shoot into that area. I would have to be attacked to get that happen. But anyway. Anyway. And there'll be doctors out there. Oh, you're ridiculous. That's silly. I'm telling you. Man. Was Summer D and Isley Brothers hit? No, I think it was. Was it America?

[Dick Toledo]

Summer D makes me feel Seals and cross.

[Brady]

That's right. He knows that one.

[Dick Toledo]

Seal teams and Cross.

[Brady]

Yeah. Summer D. What a song. But we've all got it right now. Anyway, hop on that Ozempic and get all over it. Feel good about yourself and you know, drop a few pounds. Become more pleasant, healthier.

[John Holmberg]

Seals and Croft.

[Brady]

And then take that Summer D and make it a real thing. That's right. This song is so. It's so great, but it's so gay. See the curtains hanging in the window? It's like the writing. When they wrote it, he had to hand it to his friend and goes. What's this flowery crap? Jasmine, why are you singing about that? Shining through the window.

[Dick Toledo]

Get the ladies.

[John Holmberg]

Look, it's the 70s. We can't come out of the closet yet.

[Brady]

July is dressed up and waiting for June. How high was everyone in the 70s? It's a great song.

[John Holmberg]

EP.

[Brady]

Better. Oh, much better. Twinky. Summer D Change it. Summer D and it's good. Anyway, good luck with that. I hope all you. And if you're on Ozempic right now and you've seen Growth D [e-mail] don't be afraid.

[John Holmberg]

Science or info kdkb.com yeah, let's fire it over to.

[Brady]

Don't worry about it. If there's fines, I'll pay it. I'm good at it. My wallet's open. Everything bad that happens here, just suck it dry. Get the Hoover. All that'll fly right out. Anyway, it's 7:17. Brett, what do you got on the big board of Musical Treats?

[John Holmberg]

Wake up. So I'm brought to you by Action Ride Shop. And like we've been saying, it's getting a little hot right now. So now it's time to get those bikes serviced. Get Them ready for the morning morning rides. Not just the morning wood, but the morning rides and Action Ride shop is the place to be. Best wrenches in town. Both locations right there at Gilbert road in southern UOG and the brand new one at Power Road and McDowell.

[Brady]

And also now that you know everybody's got the Ozempic, going to be losing some weight stuff. It's not just the Ozempic. You gotta work too. So you do a little working out while you're on Ozem, Grab a bike, ride it for a little while, and then have Josh adjust the seat as your dick gets bigger.

[John Holmberg]

They do that for free?

[Brady]

Yeah, Josh does it for me all the time. He's there every. Like he's banging on the door like a. Like a hungry person. Like, hey, you ready for that adjustment? I'm like, let's take a. Gotta measure again. Josh, he loves that. He'll go door to door.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brady]

He didn't care if you have a bike. He wants to adjust your seat.

[John Holmberg]

All right, on the list. Let's see here. Obviously a lot having to do with the riots and stuff like that. Well, one for Jared Leto. Prison Sex from Tool, Avenge Sevenfold. Mia Limpis could take a look around. Angry Again, Megadeth, Prodigy, Smack My Up. Nobody Rides for free from Rat for some reason. Riot from 3 Days Grace. You know, Benny Mardona's was gonna make it in there. Glenn Fry, the Heat Is On. Ministry Double Tap.

[Brady]

The Heat is On.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Has heat stroke. If that's their suggestion for the morning ride.

[John Holmberg]

The Lightning Avatar. Gotta Wanna Riot. Blood for Blood from Hell.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And Demon Depression from Volume Beat.

[Brady]

Man. Is that the new one?

[John Holmberg]

I'm not. I haven't heard.

[Brady]

Some of the newer stuff's kind of fun. You're gonna be here my birthday. My birthday. No one else's. It's. Yeah, that's a tough one. I don't. I'll let you choose. You know what saying Jared Leto shouldn't go to jail for what he's done. It sound like when I was reading it, I'm like, yep, you're a. But I just couldn't help but think, where are parents? I always hear those stories. Like, she was 15, we were at parties, and I'm like, well, I was. I, I. Maybe my parents were just really good at it. I wasn't allowed at that stuff. I just. I wasn't going to those things because I know if I got caught, I'd be dead. And I know that things happen that I shouldn't have been part of. When I was a busboy at Tony Romas, we were bad enough went over to Scooter's house afterwards. He was 27.

[John Holmberg]

Scooter?

[Brady]

Yeah, Scooter.

[John Holmberg]

Leave it to Beaver.

[Brady]

Scooter and Skeeter. And they were nailing all the hostesses. Trust me, Jared Leto's got nothing on these dudes. And they were 27 and 20. They had a house over Park Place by Rhodes Junior High. Go over there drinking and playing in the pool and all the hostess would show up and then Scooter and the hostess and Scooter and the hostesses would go inside and come back wrecked. I was just playing basketball in the pool with the guys. I didn't know any of that kind of party. I was, I was an idiot and I didn't think I had a chance. These dudes had a house with a pool. I didn't. I was just one of the dudes playing. I was playing and you know, it was a different time.

[Dick Toledo]

Scooter got my girlfriend.

[Brady]

But I also knew that this party probably had a deadline for me. Once they started, once they started getting adulty, not like sexually, but like there was a lot of stuff that went on in there. I'm like, I should go. This is gonna turn sideways on only me. Everybody else was allowed to drink. Everybody else was legally doing whatever they were doing. Me and the hostesses were not like bone in the hostesses, that was illegal. But I don't think the cops are gonna raid you for that until they find out it's bad. So I just go home at like 9. Idiot. It was going on, but I'd go home. My mom be like, where were you? I'm like, oh, is it one of the waiters house? No, you can't go over there. Stop it. And God forbid any of those hostesses came to my house. My mom would kick me out. She kept saying, get her out of here, we don't wanna get sued. So I was always worried about lawsuits and everything else. These kids just go wherever they want. That's the Jared let us this weekend. It's like, Jesus, us. Anyway, he started flashing his dick at us. Like, what do you do? Like I was the lingerie model. Like, oh, that day. Yeah. I was walking around in lingerie in front of him and he pulled his penis. Wow, I'm shocked. I can't believe that led to another. I can't believe that led to a creepy, weird 5 foot 4 inch man feeling insecure enough to think this was a go. Did you tell him you were 16? After okay, none of this is good with laughing gas and ketamine because everyone does. I don't understand how anything works. I'm stupid. I worry about the door dash guy giving me everything. Can he get the chips? Can we. Can we double dash? That seems a lot. I'm not gonna make him. I'm not gonna make him stop at the Safeway and pick some bleach up.

[Dick Toledo]

Bringing a pizza and some Galaxy Gas.

[Brady]

Yeah. God. Hey, could you pop over to the Safeway and get some of that laughing gas I'm hearing so much about about?

[John Holmberg]

That'd be funny if it was Scooter or Skeeter being your. Your Uber Eats guy.

[Brady]

No question that. That's one of. One of the two. No way there's 100 success rate with Scooter and Skeeter. No way. They weren't even related. One of them is dead or.

[John Holmberg]

Or in jail.

[Brady]

No, they dodge jail. One of them is dead or driving for Ubereats. One's probably doing pretty well. One is definitely not. No way. The both of them cleaned it up. They were a mess. It was fun, though.

[John Holmberg]

All right, you go ahead to that new Volbeat.

[Brady]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

I haven't heard this one yet.

[Brady]

So is it the new one?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's one of them. Demonic depression.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

From Gods of Angels Trust.

[Brady]

Concert psyching rock. This guy said scooter isn't his 63 now. You know Johnny's in hospice. If I was 16. He's 27. Yeah, he's 11 years older than me. He's 64 years old.

[Dick Toledo]

He's in hospice.

[Brady]

No. Nobody knows for sure. This guy just throwing in? Possibly. It could be hilarious. And 63, that's about right. He's dead. These dudes I used to party with died. Doesn't surprise me he didn't make 63. Now that you put that math on it, there's no way that dude died years.

[John Holmberg]

Scooter or Skeeter?

[Brady]

Both of them. They're both long. Okay. No way. Those two, as hot as they were running it, they were on Red Line when they were in their mid-20s. And plus when you're 27, 28, and you're still hammering 16 year old hostesses at a restaurant, and you're still working at like a Bennegan style Tony Roma's Olive Garden. Yeah, you're not gonna make. You're not long for this one could have found God. Yeah, but still died young. Like you carve off 15, it's like a professional sports career. You play in the NFL, you lose 11 years. You're 27 and working at a mid level chain restaurant. Still boning the hostess at 27. 7. You've carved off 10. Your. Your. Your life expectancy is early 60s max. The stress that or eventually met the.

[Dick Toledo]

Girl of his dreams at the restaurant.

[Brady]

Never happened. Nope. Didn't happen. And the girl of his dreams moved on because she didn't want a guy who pulled in 27k a year stealing a third of it. Yeah, you can't make a career out of that. If you're a Red Robin waiter as a career and you're in your 30s, it's. Yeah, it's. It's like being in a local band and that's the only thing you do. It's like you're just never gonna happen. 38. My band's gonna pop. So I don't have a real job. We're just waiting to get hit. It's not gonna happen. Get a job. Keep making your videos. Let's do it. New volbeat. You have it? Yeah, I got it. All right. Demonic destruction.

[John Holmberg]

Depression.

[Brady]

Depression. Also that it's new Volbeat concert psyching rock for my birthday show July 26th and it's happening at 7:26am how about that symmetry? It's the new one from Volbeat. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98. KUPD. Humberg's morning sleeper. His morning sickness. 98. Who brought the beef jerky, by the way? Who? Toledo Diddy. God damn. Have you had it purchased?

[John Holmberg]

Actually, but Toledo didn't shop.

[Brady]

Can't stop. You got to keep that stuff away from me. It's good. Before we get to the Brady Report, we also have to let you know that this is the last week. Are we doing Man Cave up until Wednesday when we do our final. Final qualifiers.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not in the book of 100.

[Brady]

Well, it doesn't. That doesn't give you any information. I think we go through Wednesday, but either way we'll give you that word. I'm pretty sure.

[Dick Toledo]

Sounds about right.

[Brady]

I think that's right.

[John Holmberg]

Let's see if it's listed in the Be creative.

[Brady]

Is that right? I don't know how many we have now. We do five finalists.

[John Holmberg]

Tomatoes. The only one knows what's going on.

[Brady]

No, he's not coming in. My intercom's not working and we got a call.

[John Holmberg]

Well, apparently we're. It looks like we got to qualify.

[Brady]

I know we do it. I just didn't know if. Are we just through Wednesday? Oh, he's trying to Find out. Oh, yeah, he didn't know either. But I'm pretty sure it's just a Wednesday. So we're going to give you a word today. Don't worry about it. But I think we only have a couple more days is what I was getting at. Took a long way to get there. But a couple more days until you can qualify for the man cave upgrade from our friends at Prestige Billiards. And Twin Peaks is in on this thing. The wise floor coverings, which is the coolest thing. People are asking about that one more than anything else. And I know, I know, meathead. You're giving away a Savannah pool table and a ping pong conversion top air hockey table, a charcoal smoker. That's all coming from Prestige billies Twin Peaks $200 gift card. But the wise coatings, the garage floor coating, everybody's like, ooh, that's me. That's man stuff. For some reason, dudes get excited about that. I need that. And then game, game day. Men's health has given $1,000 gifts gift certificate away for their stuff too. You're getting a lot of stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

With that floor coated.

[Dick Toledo]

It's a man package.

[Brady]

That's a man package. The man cave upgrade. Qualify today and get $50 worth of meat if you want it. Gift certificate from Von Hansen's Meat and Spirits. That happens as well. So ready with that before we get to the radio report. Also just want to say I was very happy to see that Greta Thunberg has been captured. The Swedish doom goblin has been. Well, yeah, Israel said you're not going anywhere with, with this powdered milk that you think she's got a shirt that says ship to Gaza. She's, you know, to her credit, was sailing to Gaza and when she got close to the Palestinian like, I guess they call it the territory that you're not allowed to cross. Israel went over and nabbed the Swedish doom Goblin. She has been captured by the Israelis. Her freedom flotilla coalition has been stopped in international water. And the military estate of the interception was part of enforcement measures related to its long standing blockade of Gaza. So she thought she'd sail right through. The Swedish doom Goblin could sail right into Palestine and start handing out milk and stuff. Because that's what she had humanitarian aid was this baby formula and medical supplies. But Israel's like, turn it around, sister. Feeding further into my theory that all Greta Thunberg is doing is sailing around the world. She knew she wasn't getting to that.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, then we're gonna try it the other One.

[Brady]

Yep. Yeah, we're gonna come up from Johannesburg. She's gonna float all the way up. I hope Somali pirates eater get hit on that one. She's gonna. She's gonna dick around in that sailboat and one of these times it's gonna get real. But I'm pretty sure all she just did for the last. What's it been, a week? It was a nice week long cruise. Sailed the coast of Europe, down Spain. Got some beauty in that. You know that area around.

[Dick Toledo]

They got places.

[Brady]

What is that, Algeria? I don't know. Albania. She rolls over, knocks in. I was like, all right, there's Palestine. I guess we'll just. Oh, what we got to stop and go back. Darn. Well, we tried. Sounds like a beautiful boat ride to me. Is all. Swedish Doom Goblin. And then they put out the freedom float flotilla collision, which sounds beautiful. Put the Doom Goblin out. Said the volunteers on the Madlein have been kidnapped by Israeli forces. Greta Thunberg is a Swedish citizen. Pressure their foreign ministries to help keep them safe. They're not going to do anything of that Dune goblin.

[Dick Toledo]

Here she is yelling, and I am from Sweden.

[Brady]

If you see this video. We have been intercepted and kidnapped in.

[Dick Toledo]

International waters by the Israeli occupational forces.

[Brady]

Or forces that support Israel. You got turned around. All my friends, family and comrades. Comrades. Interesting choice of words there.

[Dick Toledo]

To release me and the others as soon as possible.

[Brady]

You're not a victim.

[Dick Toledo]

They're gonna detain him for a while.

[Brady]

They're gonna turn them around. Turn this goddamn sailboat around. Oh, does this mean we have to float back up the European coast all the way? For instance, Spain and France and all the beautiful places. Yeah, that's where you gotta go. Oh, this is terrible what you're doing to us. Okay, Doom Goblin, at least take our pot of milk. He give this to the babies of Palestine. Yeah, you got it. Turn it around, Doom Goblin. And she does. And they're like, we did it. A free trip down the coastline.

[John Holmberg]

The Charl get arrested too, you know, Cuz, you know, that's what.

[Brady]

Who's on there with her on the love. Oh, yeah, yeah. Dick Van Patten and Charo. Eric Estrada. Don Knotts. Very special guest. Good week.

[Dick Toledo]

They're all rolling off the ship right.

[Brady]

Now, the Dune Goblins. But. Well, Captain, sure I'm here to meet a nice young Swedish girl. We've got you covered, Mr. Knotts. Well, I'll be in my world. Gopher will take you over to the dune quarter.

[Dick Toledo]

Really was fine until I found Julie's cocaine.

[Brady]

Yeah, they Had a lot of cocaine on the back. Probably the doc was on cocaine too. But he was the supplier. Greta, you gotta loosen up. The. These. These guys aren't going to like you cuz you're a little too uptight. But the world is collapsing all around us. All I want to do is sail it. Hey baby. I introduced you to my friend Don Knotts. Hey, Greta. Doing a great job. Got a hot date with Brendan Thurberg. Get a little global warming down south. Doom Goblin. Anyway, she's been kidnapped, she said, by Israeli forces. Essentially. They're like. Like turn. That's all you heard. Would the stupid boat please turn around? Thank you. That's all. That's all the Jews. They all sound like that. All adult authoritarian Jews sound like that. Please shalom and please turn around. We have no time for this. Notice how I said have Doom Goblin just wasting everybody's time. Time. Israel's now got a. A boat that's got to watch him float the other direction for a while. The Doom Goblin comes up with another plan. She's like a Batman villain. What amazing location will the Doom Goblin hit next? My guess is. My guess, we won't hear from her again until hurricane season. And then she's going to hang around the Caribbean after all the hurricanes blow through and hand out milk and stuff. But she's going to float over in a.

[Dick Toledo]

A drone over the Ukraine or.

[Brady]

No, that's too much. Oh, that's. Those have batteries and stuff. Freddie, are you crazy? She's sailing the world. No, she's not going to Ukraine in a drone. That's not the vacation that she's got in mind.

[John Holmberg]

She just goes to Ukraine for vacation.

[Brady]

She's gonna get in her beautiful boat and she's gonna float over to the Caribbean after a hurricane. She'll stay where the thing didn't hit and she'll be on TV where there's.

[Dick Toledo]

She's down with the batteries anyway.

[Brady]

No, no, no, British. She's sailing the earth. Yeah. This is a big long trip on the Love Boat. Dune Goblins Love boat.

[Dick Toledo]

Float up north and save a polar bear.

[Brady]

You know, it'd be great. Float up north and hit that Titanic iceberg. That thing's still probably hanging around. Wouldn't that be ironic if ice kill all that global warming talk and stuff and died in icy waters. That's a good one right there. It's time for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report is brought to you by our friends at all Pro Shade Concepts and Keep in mind everything I say today. Please don't complain. First off, it'll cost me a fortune. Second, I'm high as as I can possibly be on Mucinex and Benadryl right now. I think that fixes what's wrong with me. It was Covid on Friday. It wasn't Covid yesterday. But there's a lot of thoughts going through my head with goblins and dragons and things. So please give me, give me grace for 24 hours or I'll get charged. All Pro Shade concepts Arizona's best patio shades. 20 years of shade means two decades of quality, custom installed patio shades, awnings and sunscreens. That's what they got for you. If you want it, they can help you out. It's 109 degrees today. You'll be looking for shade. Shade. You'd already have it if you'd gone toAllPro Shades.com Brady reported.

[Dick Toledo]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Brady]

Hello, world. Hi.

[Dick Toledo]

Happy National Meal Prep Day.

[Brady]

Don't finish it.

[Dick Toledo]

You just prep your meals.

[Brady]

That's it. You don't finish them, you don't cook them, Just prepare them and put them away.

[Byron]

Yep, you cook them. You just refrigerate them.

[Brady]

I thought meal prep was getting all the ingredients chopped up and ready to go for when you're gonna cook them.

[Byron]

You're thinking like a restaurant.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I think this is basically putting together. You cook it and put it together. You prep the meal, they prep it.

[John Holmberg]

For the whole week.

[Byron]

Make your meals for the whole week. That way you just take out the Tupperware and you go, don't.

[Brady]

People who do that, they don't need a day like this isn't gonna like they already do it.

[Dick Toledo]

Got a couple of space fun facts. Warren Buffett and Jimmy Buffett. Baseless fun facts.

[Brady]

Say that was very meta. That got deep.

[Dick Toledo]

Warren Buffett and Jimmy Buffett once took a DNA test to see if they were related. Results came back negative.

[John Holmberg]

That's obvious.

[Brady]

God, I couldn't take it.

[Dick Toledo]

Refer to each other as Uncle Warren and cousin Jimmy.

[Brady]

No, they don't. One of them doesn't. Yeah. They do not refer to them. They don't do that at all.

[Dick Toledo]

All. More than 30 million people in China live in caves.

[Brady]

That's fake. That's that one be American propaganda.

[Byron]

That seems heavy.

[Brady]

You say 30 million.

[Dick Toledo]

30 million.

[Brady]

New York plus New England lives in. We're talking about all of California living in caves.

[John Holmberg]

Is there that many caves.

[Brady]

China? I don't know. I'm not real familiar with the cave system, topography Maybe, but you'd think there'd be 30 million really pissed off Chinese getting together eventually. And I still. They're outnumbered pretty heavily.

[Dick Toledo]

Could be a nice setup. I don't think so.

[Brady]

I don't either. 30 million. They wouldn't let that number out.

[Dick Toledo]

Until the. Until the mid-1970s, at least 90% of NHL players were Canadian. Now it's down to 44%. 27% are American. 10% are Swedish, 7% are Russian.

[Brady]

Got a hell of a game on your hands there, man. The Stanley Cup's been a blast. Two overtime games. I mean, it's just been absolutely great. And again, there's a little betting stat that's coming up here, right? We're 11 as it stands, correct?

[Dick Toledo]

Yes.

[Brady]

It goes down to Florida. Now, Florida has a game, I believe tonight, and then the next one is Thursday. That means these little podunk hillbillies, 20 somethings from Edmonton get two free nights in Miami. Brett's gonna die. Get two free nights down. In my allergies. There is a true betting statistic that Scottsdale and Miami are undefeated. When a road team has to stay there more than one day, they find stuff to do. They end up getting into a club or doing something dumb and they get wobbly. If Edmonton pulls off a miracle win here and goes. Was it 20 or is it 11 1? Yeah, if they pull off this miracle win here and go up 2 1, they're gonna party. They're in Miami. They're going to the beach.

[John Holmberg]

I'm looking at a fan duel right now.

[Brady]

Game four is the one to watch. Okay, See if that stat holds up because they've got two nights off in Miami. Scottsdale. Miami. They stopped in the NBA. They used to. All right, we'll do a stay here and then we'll fly. Or you had back to back. Portland had two games here on two nights with a game a day in between. Third night, I think they scored 68 points.

[Dick Toledo]

Best road trip ever.

[Brady]

The Scottsdale hores took care of business for the Suns. Suns didn't have to do anything.

[Dick Toledo]

Clint Eastwood, Burt Reynolds, Adam west and Liam Neeson were all offered the role of James Bond, but turned it down.

[Brady]

That one.

[Byron]

Adam west would have been solid as Bond.

[Brady]

Yeah, sorry, I'm writing the word down. I spelled it wrong the first time. This is the correct one. I'm circling it. There you go. You sure? Shaken not stirred, old chum. He needs his music though. Oh. Gotcha. That would have had to have been like a special Adam west moment. It couldn't have been. He would have been a bad Bond. I think all those guys you just mentioned would have been. Been Clint Eastwood maybe not so much Bert. A little Neeson Reynolds. Neeson might have been great. No, he might have been great in his peak. He could have been.

[Dick Toledo]

He's the closest one that would think he would be one believe could be an MI6.

[Brady]

I'm all in on the Idris Elba thing. I think he'd be awesome. Although the family says says Bond is white and a man because they didn't want it to go all woke. But I think Idris.

[Dick Toledo]

The Broccoli's are going nuts.

[Brady]

I don't know if it's the Broccoli's or the other ones. The Broccoli's did they. Fleming, Fleming. Fleming, yeah. Fleming's the writer. Broccoli directed it.

[Dick Toledo]

But they're the ones that I thought everybody was.

[John Holmberg]

But now it's Amazon. Yeah, I think they bought it.

[Brady]

So they can do anything they want. All right, ready? Toledo? No, no, I. All right, hold on.

[Byron]

Getting close. Give me two minutes.

[Brady]

All right, go.

[Dick Toledo]

A survey of people that basically the question was have you ever had the goal of visiting all 50 US states? So they polled people to see how many have you done? 16% of Americans say they've been to 30 or more states.

[Brady]

I think I'm probably there.

[Dick Toledo]

I went down the line. I hit I think right at 30 or 31.

[Brady]

How are you going to be close?

[Dick Toledo]

Another 16% said between 16 and 29. 28% said they've been to 10 to 19 states. 22%. 9. 5 to 9. But 5% of the adults survey have never been to.

[Brady]

Never left their own state. No kidding.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

5% of just stayed in the same place. Never left. Left.

[John Holmberg]

I think I'm about 20.

[Brady]

Weird. Yeah, I've hit that Midwest real hard. I got all of those. The only place I haven't really been is the south and maybe like Dakota, Montana.

[Dick Toledo]

Not been up there in the 1 1. Dakota.

[Brady]

One of the Dakotas.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I haven't done that. Yeah, I'm probably right around 25 or.

[John Holmberg]

30 though now I'm pulling up a.

[Brady]

Map just to counter stakes up in that area.

[Dick Toledo]

Another new poll asked people what foods they think are best with sauce. It found that the average person has eight kinds of sauce in their fridge.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Dick Toledo]

Brady, think about it.

[Brady]

What's your average?

[Byron]

Oh, they're all your own. So you've only got five.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, you got ketchup, barbecue mustard.

[John Holmberg]

Mustard.

[Byron]

Oh, those.

[Brady]

Yeah, that counts.

[Dick Toledo]

Sauces.

[Brady]

Mustard's Not a sauce. It's a condiment. Like you wouldn't have mustard dip.

[Dick Toledo]

Buffalo ranch.

[Brady]

That's a sauce. Ranch is a condiment. Ranch is kind of a sauce.

[John Holmberg]

Good to go before.

[Brady]

There you go.

[Dick Toledo]

Here's some weird combos. People who put together French fries with tartar sauce.

[Byron]

That's a bigger thing in.

[Brady]

Yeah. Washington.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Scrambled eggs and barbecue sauce. Pickles with buffalo sauce. Ramen noodles with ranch.

[John Holmberg]

I put ranch on anything.

[Brady]

He just burped out puke. That's not food, you weirdos. Ranch. Oops. College kids will eat whatever. All right. The word for today because I just like saying it. Toon bug. Turnbug, the doom goblin. The last name of Greta Thunberg. You have to spell it properly. I always say it like hillbilly, but it's toon bug.

[Dick Toledo]

There's apparently a new track.

[Brady]

I'm not done. 97936 is the number you got to text that Thuneberg. It's really how you'd say it as a real one. And Greg, get Greta's last name in there. She's been kidnapped by the Israelis and let's hope they never let her go. 97936. That's what you text. You've got an hour to do it. You'll figure it out. You'll get the little response back, and you might be the one Toledo calls later to make you today's qualifier. All right, good luck. Go ahead.

[Dick Toledo]

There's apparently a new trend of baby showers.

[Brady]

Showers.

[Dick Toledo]

You ready for this? Grandma showers or grandbaby showers?

[Brady]

Grandmother's having babies.

[Dick Toledo]

No, they're honoring grandma grandparents for having their first grandma.

[Brady]

I gotta buy them presents. Yeah. No, no, no. I'll pat him on the back. Okay. Congrats. What do they need?

[Dick Toledo]

Nothing.

[Brady]

Like, they're probably in their late 50s that unless they're Mexican, they're in their 30s. But I'm like, come on. You give them a meal voucher. They like that like an early bird. The only thing you'd get them are joke gifts like number one, Granddad at Walgreens or. Or walker or diapers or something like that. That's going to be just. That's not going to be a load of serious presents. Chicks. You got to stop with these parties. Having a baby is. I'm going to say it again. It's going to make you mad. Mad. Absolutely. No big deal. Eight billion times it's happened on the planet. Currently countless amount of times before that. It's easier today than ever to be pregnant and make a child. It's simple. Raising one, totally different. But giving birth is the most overblown, insane. Like it's not. It's. It's a medical procedure. Might as well be getting your appendix out. Nobody's worried about you. You're just fine. You're inconvenienced for a while, but you chose to be. It's no big deal. You don't deserve a party for it. Five times. Once. Five times. And here's the reason why. Oh, Uncle John's going to make everybody mad again. Brett, you got to make sure that thing makes it through the SIDS years before we celebrate it being here. I'm telling you, there's nothing worse than going to Brady's.

[Dick Toledo]

Been saying you hold off for how long?

[Brady]

18 months.

[Dick Toledo]

18 months. Wow.

[Brady]

And fingers crossed that's more than Brady's.

[John Holmberg]

Wedding present timeline there giving you six months.

[Brady]

Look, Brady, I'm liking this rule in your. Brady's going to love this. In your Bible, they had that census and don't count the babies because they very rarely made it. Most of them make it, but I'm saying you don't get five parties and then. Then sids or worse still comes out sideways. Messed that up. You can't have all these pre parties until it's. Until it's actually a function shelf.

[Byron]

Barely knows it's having a party until three. It's just when it's three, it happens. You have memories of when you were three.

[Brady]

I have memories after I broke my leg at two.

[Byron]

Or Leg.

[Brady]

Yeah. Here's the thing. I'm not really like birthday presents. Like walking around in a cast is a core memory of mine. Was, too. Learning to walk with a cast on ain't easy. But. Yeah, I say you go about 18 months before you have that. You have that first party saying, yay, we're pregnant. Then you get through the struggles. I don't know. I don't want to compare it to, but there's like a. There's got to be a grace period of like, all right, we're through the tough times. Now you can. It's almost like medical school. You got out of college, now you got to go. Now it's real. I don't want to hear from. I've been. Brady's been to one terrible party for a baby that didn't make it right. No, I know he went to the funeral. That's what I'm saying. But all those people at this funeral.

[Dick Toledo]

That'S a tough celebration of life.

[Brady]

I'll tell you this, Brady. Yeah. There wasn't one celebration of like 11 and a half minutes. It's celebration of a vine. They don't have vines anymore. Six second babies. That's what I call those babies. The ones that don't make it long. Vine babies. But all those women that were at that funeral you were at about two months earlier were at a shower. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Six months.

[Brady]

If it was six.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. They do it pretty early.

[Brady]

Did it go to term?

[Dick Toledo]

I don't think they do it in three months.

[Byron]

They barely announce it three months because they. They what he's talking about. They don't want to announce it to three months until they know it's viable.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, I guess it would be like a month or two.

[Brady]

Two before the body doesn't reject it. Yeah, I didn't really celebrate my hip replacement until my body didn't infect it and like accepted it. I didn't have any parties where he got me gifts in case I had to go back under the knife. Just saying ladies, this childbirth thing.

[Dick Toledo]

I made Ronnie go out a week after we found out. Get out there. Let's get.

[Brady]

Let's get some prizes. But grandma shower, dad getting time off, baby moons. All this is nonsense.

[Dick Toledo]

It's ridiculous.

[John Holmberg]

This the best part of having no kids is you get less invites to that crap.

[Brady]

So cuz they know you're just going.

[John Holmberg]

To know you hate kids. I know but I've still gotten some. I'm like come on. Really?

[Brady]

To baby showers?

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah.

[Brady]

I don't think I've ever been invited to baby shower.

[Byron]

That's more for women. They're.

[John Holmberg]

They do the co ed ones.

[Byron]

Oh they're inviting your wife and they hope couples baby showing coming along.

[John Holmberg]

I'll be at the bar.

[Brady]

I'll be somewhere fun doing anything with no kids. I'll be rubbing a cheese grater on my inner thigh. It'll be better.

[Dick Toledo]

At least 1.7 million eggs have been recalled by the CDC and the FDA is investigating. It's a multi state salmonella outbreak and we're in that. Arizona is one of the states.

[Byron]

Hickman. So far they're kill off 90% of their.

[Brady]

Yeah, they got a lot of them.

[Dick Toledo]

That's from the bird flu. Yeah, this was a salmonella outbreak and 79 people across the seven states have been sick. 21 were put in the hospital. No deaths. But they've had to wipe out those eggs and recall them. Basically it's the. The brown cage free and brown certified organic eggs.

[Brady]

The white eggs is great by the August egg company Start that Brady's Saying it's all white eggs. White egg power.

[Dick Toledo]

Some exciting news tomorrow, boys. The S' Mores McFlurry hits McDonald's.

[Brady]

That is exciting. You were right.

[Dick Toledo]

And.

[Brady]

Oh, there's more. But wait. There's more.

[Dick Toledo]

Wendy's bacon heads to Kroger. They are. You can buy. Wendy's is selling their package bacon.

[Byron]

Anyone else pop up in this in their phone?

[Brady]

None. None of this came up on my feet.

[Byron]

Me neither.

[John Holmberg]

I gotta leave now. I gotta get my space in line.

[Brady]

Hi, buddy. What's going on? Shut up, Toledo. I speak for everybody. Hey. Real quick.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes.

[Brady]

Let's have a bacon taste off.

[Dick Toledo]

Baconators.

[Brady]

Yeah, we'll do. No. We'll just get all the bacon from all the places that we love. Which is everywhere that serves bacon.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And we'll try to guess which place I like. I think Wendy's bacon probably tastes mysteriously a lot like other bacon.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep. They branded it. It's. You're telling me that guys will have it most Kroger.

[Brady]

That's right. Would you know?

[Dick Toledo]

Would I know if it's Wendy's bacon?

[Brady]

Fact that you're taking a pause scares me. Yeah. All right.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't think so.

[Brady]

Maybe Homebreak's right. You might be insane. All right. I gotta go. Bye.

[Byron]

The rosebud tasted like bacon. He'd go after it.

[Brady]

That's true. What if rosebuds tasted like bacon? Like the best bacon.

[Dick Toledo]

Be tough.

[Brady]

Would you do it if I blooped out a rosebud right now? Okay.

[John Holmberg]

But it's not just two bald guys in the. In the park.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What if. What if you found that. That. That my rosebud was just the best fat free bacon of all time. It tasted like regular bacon. Zero calories. Would you want me to.

[Dick Toledo]

You'd be in trouble.

[Brady]

Yeah. You'd be.

[Dick Toledo]

Back of a pickup.

[John Holmberg]

Bend it over, chief.

[Dick Toledo]

Why don't you bloop that thing out?

[Brady]

My knees are melting.

[Byron]

Sexually aggressive.

[Brady]

I'm gonna. Your bacon butt.

[Dick Toledo]

Had no idea. I mean I. I didn't know that Wendy's is already packaging their patties that you can buy.

[Brady]

I don't either. Maybe that's why. Why Muslims hate gays so much.

[Dick Toledo]

Because they know the secret.

[Brady]

They hate bacon a lot over there. They are not bacon fans in that area.

[Dick Toledo]

We've had another bounce house catch air. Got up to 40ft. These two kids came out of it. And they survived this.

[Brady]

They fell out.

[Dick Toledo]

It happened in a school in South Africa. Yeah. The. The wind caught it. Bounce house went in the air and they Have a picture. They actually have a.

[Brady]

But the kids fell out of it while it was in the air. Fell out of it and they made it.

[Dick Toledo]

They made it. One's got a head injury and the other broke his arm.

[Brady]

Man.

[Dick Toledo]

The quick thinking parents at the event formed a human crash pad to break the pupils. The. The two kids that fell break their fall. Pretty good effort. One kid again, had a head injury.

[Brady]

Wait, the kid.

[Dick Toledo]

Fractured skull.

[Brady]

Had a broken arm laid down in like a mesh blanket.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes. So.

[Brady]

And the kids fell on them instead of the ground instead of just trying to catch it.

[John Holmberg]

Not my kids.

[Brady]

Yeah, I. I don't be falling. I'm not laying down. If it isn't mine, I'm not. I'm not gonna let it hit me. I'm not. Kid missing. That's. That's the stupidest plan I've ever heard in my life.

[John Holmberg]

Well.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, it worked.

[Brady]

Did it? We didn't hear anything about the. The dad who can't walk anymore because kid dart hit him in the.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Any adults were harmed?

[Byron]

Yeah, because the adults aren't in it.

[Brady]

Terrible.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, no, they were the one.

[Brady]

That's what he said. Pay attention to Lita.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if this is the one, but somebody sent me this video over the weekend. I don't know if this. I don't know if this is the one.

[Byron]

I was just gonna play that.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, you're not.

[Brady]

And that's not.

[Byron]

They just missed the first two. There was others in it, I think.

[Brady]

I mean, it's a far fall, but that's not 40.

[Dick Toledo]

Those are the only.

[Brady]

Yeah, that kid comes shooting out of there, though.

[Byron]

You need to talk to Jimmy the party dildo. I think he. Hopefully he secures better.

[Brady]

Yeah, he doesn't do anymore. Also. I'm not so sure that's a human shield as it is. Just the kid fell on a pile.

[Dick Toledo]

Of people quick stand.

[Brady]

They were standing there to start and the kid hit them.

[Dick Toledo]

Quick thinking.

[Brady]

Yeah, the quick thinking parents were standing there and blown away.

[Dick Toledo]

So many cocktails spilled on that.

[John Holmberg]

It's like someone stage diving at a Slipknot concert.

[Brady]

Here they come.

[John Holmberg]

I got nothing to do with this.

[Brady]

That kid might be 15ft up and he hits the parents at 7. He's good.

[Dick Toledo]

25.

[Brady]

Where'd the other one go?

[Dick Toledo]

He's. He's on top.

[Brady]

First one. Oh, there he goes. Okay, I see. They gotta work on their measurements. South Africa. That's not 40ft. You see that skydiver that freaked out.

[Dick Toledo]

Took her parachute off, unbuckled herself she's.

[Brady]

Jumping out or something. She took her parachute off right in the middle of the thing and then, like, grabbed the foot. Yes.

[Dick Toledo]

It looked more.

[Brady]

I think it was intentional, but I think it was because her brain went sideways while she was jumping and thought that she was. The thing was broken. She tried to get it off. It's weird. There's a video of it. I don't know if you can find it anymore, but. All right. Speaking of videos, Brady, here we go.

[Dick Toledo]

The. I got four of them.

[Brady]

You missed the one Friday, Rich, because you weren't here.

[Dick Toledo]

First one's a car.

[Brady]

I heard it. I heard it.

[Byron]

I was listening first.

[Brady]

No, no, no, no.

[Dick Toledo]

Minivan going into a truck, Right? Watch the spin around.

[Brady]

Oh, my God.

[Dick Toledo]

There's the driver.

[Brady]

Where? Oh, he's just hanging out of the windshield. Oh, geez. He's okay. Yeah. The whole front of the car's gone to where he sits, and he climbs out.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brady]

He smashes at a thousand miles an hour into the side of a big truck.

[John Holmberg]

There's a DMX in the background, too.

[Brady]

That's good. He's. Did his pants come on off. His pants fell off.

[John Holmberg]

That's because he dropped a load.

[Dick Toledo]

As well.

[Brady]

I thought it was his pants shot off. It wouldn't surprise me. As hard as he hits that truck. Wow. Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

A couple of moms racing with their kids in milk crates.

[Byron]

This could be a grandma shower.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I think one kid is basically smeared in the concrete.

[Brady]

They're just pushing. Oh, pushing kids in milk crates. And one of the mom hits a break in the concrete, and her. And she falls right on the head of the kid. Oh, and his head's hanging out of the milk crate. He might have decapitated him.

[Dick Toledo]

It was close.

[Brady]

Oh, what a terrible idea. In hilarious. Whatever country that is, they just don't care about kids.

[Dick Toledo]

Next one. Corey has nothing. Comp.

[Brady]

Thrillers.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, Thriller.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. This is a big.

[Dick Toledo]

That is a giant leg.

[Brady]

Pretty. Has found somebody with a normal body, except their right leg is that of a massive dinosaur.

[Dick Toledo]

You know, it's good. She's like, you know what? Time to go in and get this checked out.

[Brady]

You're at the hospital, and they haven't done a thing. I'd be so disappointed if they told me to come back tomorrow.

[John Holmberg]

And those Jordans are stretched out.

[Brady]

What size shoe do you wear? Well, my left foot is a seven. My right foot is a 62. We cannot ship that through you, for there is no. There is no way that Nike.com has that break. You Would have to go through another source.

[Dick Toledo]

Last one's a guy in a cherry picker cutting a big limb off a tree.

[Brady]

What about Stock x? No way. StockX has to have it verified. Your foot is gigantic. You get one. Jordan, there's a tree falling down on a house. What? Whoa. Guys, in the cherry picker. Oh, and ho him.

[Byron]

Safety heart.

[Brady]

Oh, thank God. Oh, I thought I had him by the neck. Oh, he's okay. This is okay. Where is he? Oh, I see some idiot in a cherry picker cutting a tree down the wrong way. I did it myself.

[Byron]

Yeah, that's not the way you do that.

[John Holmberg]

Way to go, Jethro.

[Brady]

I told you that wasn't going to work. Eight things went wrong with that. You know what, though? That crappy house he lived in didn't get hit, and that's the worst thing that happened.

[Byron]

Yeah, but the garage did.

[Brady]

Was that. I thought that was his house.

[John Holmberg]

That's the worst thing.

[Byron]

I think that's a garage. I'm not sure.

[Brady]

I'm pretty sure that's where that guy lives. Either way.

[John Holmberg]

Was he Ponzi?

[Brady]

Yeah. No, that's his house. Hey, I can tell.

[Byron]

One window.

[Brady]

Yeah, one. One window. I can tell by the truck parked in front of it that he lives there. And the saddest part is, is that the tree didn't crush his house because the cherry picker stopped it.

[Dick Toledo]

What?

[Brady]

Well, he didn't have insurance anyway. Yeah, there's no way that was insured. All right, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Well, obviously we can't top last week.

[Brady]

No, you could and you might. You never know.

[John Holmberg]

So we'll start out with the.

[Brady]

Come on.

[John Holmberg]

Start off with this broad.

[Brady]

It's a girl in a bathroom. It's never good. She's next to a toilet. In fact, you're right. Oh, no. She's gonna throw up. I think. Almost forgot to drink something. Oh, she's gonna drink out of the toilet. She's dipp into the toilet bowl. She's very cute. Her butt's in the air. Oh, God, no. Oh, she's drooling it out and eating it again. And it is brown water. It's so good. She's licking the toilet seat. Don't knock it till you try it. I'm knocking it. It's not healthy. All right, but we didn't get to see in the bowl, so it all could be fake. And that's what I'm going to lean on. I'm going Brady's route on that one. All right, if you don't show me the Inside of the bowl. I believe you're just playing around with iced tea.

[John Holmberg]

How about that? This one?

[Brady]

That's what I have to. All right, there's a naked girl. Her friends are in the background. Oh, what's she doing just below? Looks like she's eating a shrimp or. Oh, she put her whole fist in her mouth. What's she doing? Put her fist in her mouth? All the way to her wrist. Alert. All right. She's crossing her eyes. Cuz her whole hand is down in her throat. Well, that's interesting. What the. You got her whole. All of it. All the way down there.

[John Holmberg]

And this one. I just. I don't even know.

[Dick Toledo]

I think she was at a restaurant.

[Brady]

Yeah, she looked. Was she even just eating?

[John Holmberg]

Was she at Perkins or something? Let's see.

[Dick Toledo]

There's the bench in the background. There's a seat, but then there's.

[Brady]

I think she might be at the pedicle. There is a bench back there.

[John Holmberg]

He's right. It looks like there's a little menu there on the.

[Brady]

No, top on. She looks like she's in an office chair, though. This is a really strange situation. Brady's right. And I'm gonna believe because there's a little tablet there. Brady can spot a restaurant faster than any.

[Dick Toledo]

I smell a restaurant, even through video.

[Brady]

Brady knows when there's a menu nearby.

[John Holmberg]

And this. I don't even know what this is.

[Brady]

All right, all right. There's two ladies on this ground. One's on her side and one's sitting down. And then there's a dude. Oh, Jesus. Pants ripped open and his balls and his B hole are out. And these girls are laying there. And now he's dangling his life. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh. Now they're just kicking him in the balls for no reason. Why? What's happening now? Why is going on? These hot girls are kicking a guy in his balls in the middle of the road. Why? Why is this thing? Seems kind of gay. I'm with you, Bart. That's it. Well, that's weird. That was the weirdest. I know.

[John Holmberg]

I told you, I didn't know how to even describe that one.

[Dick Toledo]

Questions.

[Brady]

Nothing was bad. It was just all so weird. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Friday night started off weird.

[Brady]

Yeah, huh. Pants split open.

[Dick Toledo]

What'd you do this weekend?

[Brady]

My pants opened up. I fell down. Then two hot girls started kicking me in my exposed balls. Not hard, just hard enough to make it bad. I swallowed my arm. Wow. All right, Cool. Thunberg is today's word. 97936 is the text line. Thunberg the name of the Swedish Doom goblin in the hand, in the clutches of the Israeli navy as her sailboat has been stopped.

[Byron]

Gonna hear some of the autocorrects.

[Brady]

Hold on. You've heard it here first, by the way. I have said it. My own countrywoman, Goethe. Thunberg is just scamming everybody, telling everybody she's an environmentalist and all she's doing is sailing around the world for free. I've said it before. I'll say it again. If you told me in June I want a trip to sail from Sweden all the way down to Israel, I would take that trip. That's a win. That's a game show win. That's the best prize you're gonna get. And she's doing it in some sort of humanitarian mission bullcrap. And they turned her around before she did that boat. Everybody on there scamming the system. I guarantee you they're eating lobster and laughing, having the time of their lives. Like, are we close to Gaza? That's getting scary. When's Israel gonna stop this? And then they did. They're like, oh, no. Oh. And then she makes a Doom Goblin video about how they're hurting her. She's not a victim. All they're gonna do is make her take her stupid sailboat back. She gets another trip out of this.

[John Holmberg]

Turn it around. Stupid.

[Brady]

Ms. Broad hasn't done a thing outside a bark at us and get free boat rides everywhere. It's time someone called her out. All right. Thunberg, Thunberg, Thunberg, Thunberg. All these ways are ways to help. Google it. Just Google it. You'll find Greta. Doom Goblin. Thunberg. Toon Book 97936. Thune burgers. Today's Word and you can get qualified for the man cave upgrade. It's 98 KUPD. Yeah, there's a Brady report. It's out of control now. 98k updon floating through. It's gonna be hot as hell today too. Big hot day. No reason to march. No reason to get upset. Let LA do it. The weather's nicer there. Don't clog up our traffic. Don't hurt yourself. We got Operation Hydration going on on Thursdays. We're loading up the Phoenix rescue mission with water. We don't need to waste it on people marching around. 109 degrees. You guys know better. If you're gonna do your marches, do them somewhere between 2am and 5am when it's safe for everybody. Today. It's crazy. Look around.

[Dick Toledo]

It off.

[Brady]

No ice Agents are coming after you today. It's too hot for them too. Knock it off. Freddy's right. Knock it off. Just Big Daddy have to say knock it off. Anyway, I'm gonna do the Guadalupe replay in a little bit. Thunberg Toon Bug. If you're Swedish, say it like that because it sound a little bit retarded. When we talk. Talk Thune Bug. Greta, Thuneberg is the word today. Thunberg 97936. And get yourself qualified for the man cave upgrade, which is going to happen on Friday of this week. Father's Day is Sunday, so we're doing it this Friday. Be ready before the Guadalupe replay. I got this email Friday afternoon. I found it hysterical. So to John, I've been listening to show for four years and a friend of mine who also listens, but has listened a lot longer, just told me that the Guadalupe squares are all one guy. Frankly, I didn't get the Guadalupe squares, but if it's just one person, it's amazing. What did he think this was? I listened before and wondered why so many people just showed up on Friday and did characters. But then he says it's you. I didn't know that. Is that real? I hope I don't sound stupid, but honestly, I didn't understand that segment until just now. Now if it's just you, it's you just sort of showing off, then to end the week, bravo. If not, then I'm back to not understanding the entire thing. Thanks for a great show and the confusion, Kelly. Yes, Kelly. Eight or nine people show up for no reason on a Friday and just crowd the studio and participate in what is a Hollywood Squares like ripoff. And it's been going on for 24 years. Or with the exception of the very secret square. All the voices. All the voices are me.

[John Holmberg]

You don't have to take credit for that one.

[Brady]

No. Eight of the nine squares. That's right. Well, Brady has to step up on his own then. Eight of the nine squares are very proudly me. And then there's the secret square, which is Brady. That's right. Another very proud character square. So let's. Let's reset this. We forget we've been on for so long, we just assume everybody out there has been with us the whole time. Right. Guadalupe Squares are basically the Hollywood Squares back when impressions were a thing. And now they're not. The magic's gone. I still like doing the fun, but it's just AIs ruined them. The Internet's wrecked everything. And mostly that talk about it with Frank Caliento all the time. It's like showing magic tricks to people when you see 70 or 80 people and then you see them coffee and each. I just wrecked it. AI just destroyed it completely. It's still fun, and it's still kind of a fun magic trick. And it's fun when we do it, but it's the Hollywood Squares. Just picture the Hollywood Square. If you're not familiar with that, just turn the radio off and go home. I'm not talking to you anymore. You don't have any pop culture references. I have to explain everything. I'm not in interested. And then each square is an impression of another person. Right. That pretty much explains it. And then. And then we play tic tac toe with questions and answers because they did.

[Dick Toledo]

Reboot it just recently.

[Brady]

Drew Barrymore's got it right now. Nate Burleson is the host. And it's terrible. Terrible. It used to be fun. They used to manufacture the answers by giving, you know, kind of racy answers to the guests. Paul Lynn was the famous center square. And then this one says, well, while funny, that guy didn't really know you were all the squares. I can't say much. For the first few years, I really thought there was only one Brady. Yeah, there's a lot of people that ask me that. Who does the Brady voice? I'm like, brady does what? It is just such an easy u turn on somebody's brain. Who does that? That's him.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes.

[Brady]

Do you think that I do all that with it? He's not real. He's right here.

[John Holmberg]

Whoa.

[Brady]

That went on a lot early because they couldn't differentiate the character. Crazy. Which doesn't sound anything like you. And you people aren't very bright when it comes to that. You paint that picture, they start believing. So anyway, Kelly, this one's for you. It's your Guadalupe replay from Donut day. Friday. Friday. And oh, yeah, Big Mike and Obama were in there as well. I forgot. Yeah, that's a good one. It's the Guadalupe replay. It's 98. Morning sickness. Medicate Holmberg's morning sickness. Benadryl's starting to wear off a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, oh, dose we're in trouble.

[Brady]

I don't have a redo. I'm in trouble. Head starting to clog up with goo.

[John Holmberg]

And better solve it quick. Brady. Yeah, we're losing him.

[Brady]

Brady. Get on this fast, because we won't. Only got, like 45 minutes worth of show left here, and I'm good for about 18 of them. It's Brutal.

[Dick Toledo]

We didn't take advantage of the leave work early day, you know, last week.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's right.

[Brady]

Was that a thing?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Son of a.

[John Holmberg]

Let's do it today, we trendsetters.

[Brady]

Yeah, let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. All right. We got a. What would Brady Or. Yeah, that's what it is, right. What would Brady do? So. No, I'm not. I'm feeling a little off.

[John Holmberg]

Getting you some Benadryl.

[Brady]

Feeling a little off.

[John Holmberg]

Some Thriller for some.

[Brady]

No, this. This. This. Hello.

[John Holmberg]

It'll make you feel good.

[Brady]

Yeah. The COVID test Friday. Sure, you got it Sunday. No, you don't. Trip's not feeling well. There's a bunch of people here. I know. Somebody I work out with has got the COVID I haven't seen him for a while, but it's weird. Davids making its return. Screw you, Kovitz. We ain't scared this time.

[Dick Toledo]

I just pulled up the Test from. From June 11, 2020.

[Brady]

Is this your anniversary?

[Dick Toledo]

Positive.

[Brady]

You know what else it's an anniversary of? We have to celebrate 10 years of Caitlyn Jenner 2015 is when. June of 2015 is when the.

[Dick Toledo]

That's right.

[Brady]

Call me Caitlyn. Vanity Fair magazine, because she did the Diane Sawyer interview and 10 years ago. So five years since Brady tried to infect everybody before anybody knew what Covid was. And he had it. You had it before that, though, didn't you? That was like a. I still have it.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what I was wondering. Because I thought it was. I mean, because I.

[Brady]

Because by June we knew. But you. You had.

[Dick Toledo]

It was in May, I think.

[Brady]

Yeah. You had it in April or May. Yeah, because you. Yeah, you shut the building down. You were the first. You were the first one. But, yeah, now I've got. I'll be the last, hopefully. And this is a. What would Brady do? Yeah. It's brought to you by our friends at MMP Guns. If you want to get in there and Covid your way by taking your own life, because that's how my head feels like I have a bullet is the only thing that could clear this. I am filling up as we speak. You can hear it while I'm talking. Anyway, I'm gonna pick up. Has all the answers that you'd ever want for weaponry and all the things that come along with it. Maybe even have an answer for me trying to load that one gun I got from him. Still can't do it.

[John Holmberg]

You need to go in there, try.

[Brady]

To get on Saturday all the bullets shoot back out.

[John Holmberg]

Byron will help you putting them in the.

[Brady]

In the.

[Dick Toledo]

It doesn't want you to shoot the gun.

[Brady]

I put them in the magazine. I get three in there and the top one starts shaking. And then it goes blink. And the other two, I'm like, what am I doing wrong? And yes, I've tried both ways, just in case I'm an idiot. There's no way. The second way is right. Just let me see if this thing's broken. Then I get nervous.

[Dick Toledo]

Get rid of that one. Get the speed loader.

[Brady]

I'm going to have an Alec Baldwin situation. I had a speed loader for. You know, it was the worst part of that. I had a speed loader for a.38 and I had the proper bullets. And then a friend of mine gave me a bunch of his and they were Sigs. They don't fit in this. In the other guns they didn't. So I'm sitting there just mashing the speed loader and it doesn't go in there. They're the same gun. No, it isn't. So I just got bullets laying all over and I'm gonna end up having to throw them because I don't know how to put them in a gun. I'll teach you all that stuff.

[Dick Toledo]

I'll take care.

[Brady]

Yeah, I'll just. Excuse me, bad guy. Will you load this for me? This is nearly impossible. And give it back. I mean, immediately. MMP guns will help you do that. I don't know why that's happening with that magazine, but it is. And they've got it. All the answers magazine. Maybe I need a new one. I'll go over there and I'll test it out. I'll check with them. They know everything there is to know. You can build guns from scratch and have it right in your hand. It's a much cheaper way to own an AR15 or a 9 than it is to go grab one. But if you want to just get them, you can do anything. It's MMP Guns. 12th street in Indian School, right inside Mo Money Pond. Brady, are you ready?

[Dick Toledo]

Ready.

[Brady]

I got one that wouldn't transfer. So this way says, my dear Brady, my wife has sex with other people in front of me. That is a lifestyle that we live. We signed up for it, but recently I was injured at work. I don't know how. This is a wild transition from a sentence to a sentence. Recently I was injured at work and my erections aren't as good as they used to be. What injury did you get at Work, I need more. You don't get injured at work and have bad erections after. Unless.

[Dick Toledo]

Unless it impacted blood flow.

[Brady]

I don't know what kind of injury makes it so you. The first thing you say is you're not getting any more boners, that's for sure.

[Dick Toledo]

He's still bleeding.

[Brady]

Yeah, says doesn't make me perform like I used to. So watching me have sex with a fully functional. Watching her have sex with a fully functional man makes me feel bad. I told my wife I don't think I want to be in the lifestyle anymore. She's very upset about it and asked how am I supposed to have those needs met if you can't do it? And she's right. I'm torn. This is deeper than what you guys usually deal with, but a Hail Mary, maybe you can help me. Dude's name is Baby. So at least he's going to remain anonymous with a common name like Beezy dude who can't get hard ons anymore because of his work injury. Where do you work?

[Dick Toledo]

Second, is it permanent?

[Brady]

That's a good question.

[Dick Toledo]

Is there a fix for it? You know, can you? Then I would get it fixed but the only question I think is wondering if it even if it's fixed, does that change his thought that's going on right now. Her especially saying, well if I don't.

[Brady]

Have let's go down that road, I.

[Dick Toledo]

Don'T want to stay it again.

[Brady]

If it is permanent, what's his solution? Because he's not wrong. Like he entered that. Like it's like what I said about the lady in the bin Laden thing. Like you married a CIA guy, he's going to miss some recitals. You know he's killing bin Laden. You can't nag him like they did in the end of that documentary about how he wasn't a present husband. Husband or father. Meanwhile, the day of the bin Laden killing, when he's at his height of his job, his wife's nagging him about divorce because he missed a kid's recital. This is the same thing. She signed up for it. This guy signed up for a lifestyle of cuckery and sex with others and.

[Dick Toledo]

Now his dick doesn't then what you're saying or painting the pictures then you know, if it's permanently damaged, hedged, you're not going to be able to hold your end of the deal up.

[Brady]

Right. And, and if you don't want to watch, that's up to you. She's going to want your wife.

[Dick Toledo]

I think it, I don't I don't think it'll work out. Well, maybe because I totally understand where he's coming from.

[Brady]

What?

[Dick Toledo]

That, you know, all of a sudden that. Well, the fact that all of a sudden it doesn't work and now you are just a watcher.

[Brady]

Here's the thing. You're an insecure swamp winger. That's a bad combination.

[Dick Toledo]

Starting to kick in.

[Brady]

Terrible combination. You have to be super confident and comfortable with yourself no matter what. If you're gonna cuck, but if you're not.

[Dick Toledo]

But like I said, I could understand the insecurity part. It's like.

[Brady]

Because, sure, you can't get hard on it.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But swinging now, you're William.

[Brady]

You're not.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Your. Your wife's a slut. You've left that door open. Open. And she's going to want to continue that. You love her for that.

[Dick Toledo]

The one thing I don't like, and maybe missing that in the latter part, is she immediately says, well, that's not going to work for me.

[Brady]

Sure, why not? What's wrong with that?

[Dick Toledo]

Well, it didn't sound like, well, is there a way we can fix this injury?

[Brady]

Well, I don't know.

[Dick Toledo]

How are you?

[Brady]

Like, maybe they know because we. You don't.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Whether it's permanent or not. Then her next reaction would be like, you're making it seem like she just found out about it. And then he said, also, you sounded like it almost. But they probably dealt with this for a while. I would assume maybe it is the first week. But he gets injured at work. He's like, hey, I'm gonna have some trouble with my nervous system. Wieners. Probably not. I don't know what kind of injury this is. I'm more concerned about what you got. What happened to you at work?

[Dick Toledo]

Did he get clipped?

[Brady]

Sue somebody like, I. Holy God. You're worried about compensation for whatever injury caused your dick to stop working. I can't even grasp it in. Like, it would. Who puts that in a letter? I hurt my back and now I can't get hard ons. I'd say that I got a spinal cord injury. My dick doesn't work. Like, I'm kind of like. That makes sense. Not just I got injured at work and I don't get erections anymore. Anymore. What? What happened? Beezy? Anybody who works with Beezy, email me and tell me what happened to Beezy's dick at work. Because you know him. There's only one.

[Dick Toledo]

They're putting the two and two together.

[Brady]

The city of 5 million. There's only one Beezy out there.

[Dick Toledo]

I just thought he got in.

[John Holmberg]

That must be the other Beasley. That's not me.

[Brady]

If you know a beezy at your office and he was gone for a couple weeks, now he comes back and he's sad. He's the guy. He's Beezy Soft dick. Beezy's walking through. Hey, guys. Beezy, you're down. Work injury. Any side effects from the work injury? One big one. Well, not so big actually. I've never been hurt so bad. Gun. I'll never get an erection again. Actually, that isn't true. There was a girl I was with in 1995 who sat on my junk sideways and bent. It was 90. No, it was 90.

[Dick Toledo]

You're out of commission.

[Brady]

Three bent it and it made a snap sound and had a bubble on it for a week. It was weird. I didn't go to the doctor either. I was gonna die from it. It straightened itself out quite literally. But I did think after the pop noise, ah, I'll never get hard on again. That wasn't a work injury. It was a co worker injury. It was with the girl whose names rhymes with the Skittles. Yeah. Only replaced the cave with an H because she didn't wipe. She was a. She was a back to fronter. She looked good.

[John Holmberg]

I almost thought that when. When I hit that hill when out riding that time.

[Brady]

Which one? Oh, when your balls hit on that big hill. On the big hill that we climbed.

[Dick Toledo]

You rocked him.

[Brady]

You rocked them. Oh, I watched his balls get hit and I puked in my mouth. Yeah, he. He hit a spot on the. Where the seat went up and just went balls and just mashed his nuts. And I'm like, oh. Cause I was behind him. Like, oh my. No, I'll never get hard on again. But again, these aren't work engines.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no.

[Brady]

What could we do here? It's a fist fight that turned into kicks and like there's no injury here that can make it so I'll never get a hard on again. What happened to you, Beezy? Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Was he working heavy equipment?

[John Holmberg]

I mean that could be a two construction or something.

[Brady]

Again though.

[Dick Toledo]

Jackhammer.

[Brady]

You jackhammered your balls off?

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know about off, but how do you jackhammer? Causes no erections.

[John Holmberg]

Let me jack something.

[Brady]

Nerve damage in your dick only.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, he mentioned just not firing. Correct.

[Brady]

Then you would just say I've had nerve damage and my body is paralyzed. Yeah, I would lie. I wouldn't just email Kyle emails. Says the real question here is when did Toledo change His name to Bey. It's true. So you're saying if it's permanent, have a chat with her. She has her needs. And look, there's no reason to slut shame her for being a slut. She is. You married it. You're in that lifestyle. She's not going to want to give that up. She's thinking that's okay still. And now you're an insecure swinger. Yep. That's terrible.

[Dick Toledo]

Not going to work.

[Brady]

You don't think that works? But if he's going to be a baby about it, she's staying the same. Same. Which is what we always complain about with women. They want us to change.

[Dick Toledo]

And he's finally changed.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, he changed all right, but.

[John Holmberg]

I had no choice.

[Brady]

Yeah, we were always like. They're always trying to change us. Well, you're trying to change her. You married a no shame slut. But it's true.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's all these emails are. Oh, Toledo changed his name. Yeah, I mean, there's 10 of them already. Guy wakes up to the sounds of Toledo's alarm clock. A doodle do you.

[Brady]

A doodle do. But if it's temporary, then your wife's just being mean. Like she should wait it out a little bit.

[Dick Toledo]

I mean, you've gone through something. Sounded a little.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe he needs Ozempic.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. Make your pee pee grow. Dear Brady, my wife and I have had a rough couple years. No sex to speak of, but both of us want to work it out. Recently she said she thinks her confidence with me would grow if she had a mommy makeover. She's got a lot of hang ups about her body. And frank, frankly, I think she uses them to dodge any intercourse with me. Either way, I don't like the word intercourse. Either way, it's gonna cost me about $38,000 to get done what she wants. I have the money. That's not the problem. But should I?

[Dick Toledo]

Jason, I would say it should cost you $19,000.

[Brady]

You go have these.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

What if she doesn't have her?

[Dick Toledo]

I know that's. I mean, there is always the risk.

[Brady]

That she does it for another guy.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. That all that money pour into her eventually goes into.

[Brady]

That is for another dude. All the money goes for some other guy to enjoy it.

[Dick Toledo]

It seems like it happened more than it.

[Brady]

You got to watch those kids 50 of the time, but you'll get slapped. The cans.

[John Holmberg]

Don't do it.

[Brady]

Princess.

[Dick Toledo]

No, I'm with them. I'd say, you know, if you're still attracted to her.

[Brady]

Well, that has nothing to do with it. She's not giving it up. She's feeling well, but she's feeling.

[Dick Toledo]

They don't feel good about themselves.

[Brady]

Doesn't matter what you operation shut down. Yeah. If they don't feel good about themselves, doesn't matter what you think.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

At all your compliments get shut down. Your. All of it's bad but I, I.

[Dick Toledo]

You know, you open up the can of worms too on that after the fact they get it done.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Sometimes maybe it's still not it.

[Brady]

Oh, it's always something satisfied that's the real problem. Lives inside her head.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Now she's a woman. What do you expect?

[Brady]

Yeah, sort it out with your relationship and her body image stuff before you pour 40 grand into it. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You get visitation of the kids, not the cans.

[Brady]

Yeah. You don't stuff a $40,000 bicycle in your garage. Just try to make your garage look better. Something's wrong with the garage. You got a cruddy garage.

[Dick Toledo]

Being promised that you can ride it more too.

[Brady]

Right. Just do flat tires. And you hate the garage. And you realize how expensive some of the stuff in it that nobody's using. Poor lady. Dear Brady, finally. I absolutely hate my brother's girlfriend. He asked me to be a part of the proposal this upcoming week weekend. She's a drunken loser. She's. She's got three kids. Her ex husband left her because she drank too much. Said so out loud. Then she went to jail for embezzlement and lost her job. She says she's all better now because she found God in prison and that's how they bond. Is this Toledo's? This is all Toledo day. From God? No, no. This is a heterosexual relationship. Oh. Okay. Anyway, she said she found God and that's how her and my brother bonded. Jesus evidently fixed her. But I'm not buying the rebirth. I'm fine letting them live their lives and make their own mistakes, but I don't want to be upsetting to my entire family by not being in his life anymore. But I can't stand her. She's a liar and a fake. How do I dismiss myself from this without pissing off everybody? Wow, man.

[Dick Toledo]

I mean the, the only. There is no fixed way. You just have to dismiss yourself. And I think they eventually will understand that you're not a part of that deal.

[Brady]

If you just say so. Probably just tell them. Look, I'm not for your wedding. And if you want me to be a part of it, you can ask still. But I gotta let you know I Think this is a catastrophe waiting to happen and Jesus aside died. None of this works for me. But if you're begging me to be part of it, I'll be part of it and I'll play along or I won't. But he sounds like it sounds like.

[Dick Toledo]

He'S not gonna be there. Yeah. He couldn't even fake it.

[Brady]

I think he's. I think the opposite. I think he actually said I want to. Not. How do I dismiss myself from this?

[Dick Toledo]

Yes.

[Brady]

Not necessarily. Just not show up. If. If his mom's put. A lot of guys can't do that. If mom puts heat on him. It's family. You've got to be there. I. How are you? A lot of people's moms are Adam Sandler.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh.

[Brady]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Dick Toledo]

Like, even if it was. I mean, if I know there's times where, like mom. You know, do this for your mother.

[Brady]

Yeah. Go to the wedding. It's probably a big deal to the mom.

[Dick Toledo]

I like to believe that. I think, you know, like if my mom really wanted me to do something for my brother. Brother. Because it's a family deal.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

And I wasn't. I still find a way to.

[Brady]

You'd go make it happen. That's what he's saying.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

It's like. But how do I let them know I'm out on afterwards before. I would say it too. I don't want to be part of all your showers. I don't want to act like I'm in on this. I'm only.

[Dick Toledo]

I would tell him.

[Brady]

Yeah, I would tell him.

[Dick Toledo]

Only that's like. Look, I'm gonna. I want you to be happy. I just want to tell you my feelings. Feelings?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm not buying this.

[Brady]

Your ex con born again mother of three drunken loon. Isn't somebody I necessarily want around me all the time.

[Dick Toledo]

And you're my brother and I'll be there after the fact.

[Brady]

No, I won't. I won't. I'm not going to come over anymore. Be like me.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm not gonna say I told you so.

[Brady]

Yeah. You're a good dude. You could be a good stepdad. I respect you, but I absolutely hate her. And I hate you too. To.

[Dick Toledo]

God bless.

[Brady]

Introduce her to Bey so she doesn't have any more kids. That guy's dick doesn't work. Cuz that's a. Had a work injury where his dick stopped getting hard. What did you see at work that meant my dick will never get hurt again? What happened? Bey? I don't care about Your lifestyle anymore. What happened at work? I had a work injury and I can't get hard ons anymore. What happened? What happened? It better be good because if you said it's a back injury or I hurt my hips or whatever, lead with that. Don't tell me I got a work injury and I can't get erections. That's weird.

[Dick Toledo]

Burn. Dick burn.

[Brady]

There's a thing. But wouldn't you just say I was in a fire and my genitals were burned off.

[Dick Toledo]

But there's something. It almost has sounds private like.

[Brady]

Yeah, something strange happened. Beasy get on it.

[John Holmberg]

Well, he's been trying.

[Brady]

It's not working and it sounds like it just doesn't get as good. The way you wrote it was I don't get. My erections aren't as good.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, they got work and that happens.

[Brady]

What do you do? I don't know. This guy says he. Oh, hang on. Says I work with Beasy. Nope. Says there's got to be a guy who works with Beezy and thought that Beezy's wife was super hot once. The boner probably kicked him in the nuts till it didn't work anymore. That could be the work injury. That's a fight. I don't know. Toledo. All right, we're good to lean like all this. It's 9:33.

[Byron]

Thank you for reading my stories.

[Brady]

Yeah, your stories were solid. Man, oh man.

[Dick Toledo]

Hang in there. Beasy.

[Brady]

Straight for you. Good. Good job. Richard Beasley. Hi, Richard. Richard, it is your what would Brady's do? And I don't know if any of those are solved or not weirdos. It's 98 Holmberg's morning sickness. Before we get to the entertainment drill which will come up in a little bit and then interest to stay on time. I like when you guys email me about what would Brady do? Especially because says I think, I think I know why Beezy's broke dick is a thing. Bz, you're going to be known now as broke Dick Beasley here on the show. Like you don't email in with my dick doesn't work because of a work injury and not have that be the lead. I'm sorry you're going through what you're going through with your swinger wife, but damn it all, we need more on your broken wiener. And also I got one from Scott Haynes that said if it's anything like the swingers I've met or seen in my life life, the injury that Beasy received was getting his sight back. And that's very true. Most swingers, and I'm going to make it a blanket statement but most swingers are people you look at and say I don't want to see you doing that. Especially the women I've never seen. I've seen who have had like. Like three ways and stuff. But I've never seen a married couple with a guy hot and he's like she swings my. I've not seen that. It probably exists, but I've not seen it. Most of it's creepy people. It's like the nude beaches. Used to be you had the visual of a nude beach and you'd go there and be like this is a bunch of old people. The old creepy what's there. My friend's dad is a. Has embraced the nudist community and it's quite funny that he's so open about it. And let me just say this. You don't want to be behind him when he's in photos on his phone at all. Because almost all of them are vacation shots and nobody's wearing any pants. This guy says, I think Beezy lost his wiener ability because he's a WNBA gynecologist. That would be a work injury to look at those big Montana snapshot snappers. I think my dick would stop working too. Yes. That's big band name of the year as of 6925 Big Montana Snappers right now. Name your band that. Somebody emailed me and said they tried to name their band Swedish Doom Goblins. Somebody has that name. They only got two followers so it's new. This one says John, I like listening to what would Brady do and try to figure out what the real reason these people are in. In these predicaments are. I figured out Beezy's problem. He's the guy on Brett's video. The one that got his wiener stomped on by a chick wearing stilettos. That's probably his job. And no longer. That would make sense.

[John Holmberg]

That makes sense. Yeah.

[Brady]

Ray, you're making a joke.

[John Holmberg]

Now we know who he is.

[Brady]

That may actually be the first work.

[Dick Toledo]

Related Beezy let us know.

[Brady]

Like job injury. I can't think of one in any profession. Like even Ron Capps in his dragon race had to work related nut injury where the seat belt blew up. The bag. One of the nuts in the bag blew up.

[Dick Toledo]

I guess the heavy machinery or if it's.

[Brady]

But how is that just your wiener not getting hard anymore? How do you work heavy machinery and eliminate erections?

[Dick Toledo]

It just stopped the flow for some.

[Brady]

Reason that you're dying then and he's.

[Dick Toledo]

Older or his blood pressure combination, I don't know. But he says in injured.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Something happened.

[Brady]

You can't have blood pressure. Work injury. I know you're rooting for that, but you can't have that. My blood pressure was injured at work. That. Nope. You came in hot.

[John Holmberg]

Doesn't matter. It doesn't work. That's all.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

At the end of the day, doesn't matter how he got there. It just doesn't work.

[Brady]

So strange.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, poor guy.

[Brady]

I just need to know that injury soon. Easy. I'm looking for you. Got the entertainment drill coming up in just seconds while we all just ponder what it could possibly be. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98 KUPD K. That's the worst sentence ever. Wow. Anyway, I just google searched odd work injuries that could cause impotence, and AI has come up with these injuries to the spinal cord, which you would call I hurt my back. You would be paralyzed. Blame your back. Right. Pelvic injuries, fractures or injuries to the bone surrounding the structures of the pelvis. Now that sounds like an injury. Again, though, you can't tell somebody like me. I'm inquisitive. I got hurt at work and now I can't get hard on. I need. I need more injuries to the perineum. See, this is why that's a good story. You hurt your taint so badly your dick stopped working. What happened? They carry signals between the genitals and the brain. Did you know that your perineum is the nervous system of your entire region down there, it's where. It's where your brain gets all the information for what's going on down there. Which is probably why it feels so good when that gets tickled.

[Dick Toledo]

So that's where the machinery.

[Brady]

If you're not necessarily the machinery, it's the nervous system that. It's the. It's the courier that transports the information from that area to your brain. Blunt trauma to the perineum can cause a persistent partial erection as well. It can work the other way. Huh. Half of me wants to try that.

[Byron]

Gemini also says that while not an injury diabetes can cause.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's not a work related injury. Unless.

[Byron]

Well, unless you're.

[Brady]

Listen up. And my job is to swim as fast as I can through pools of chocolate.

[Byron]

We have a chocolate fountain at work.

[Brady]

My job is to see how much a human body can endure at this. At the CNH sugar factory.

[Byron]

How deep did you go?

[Brady]

And I got diabetes and I can't get a heart. Hard On. Oh yeah, it's a work injury. Yeah, blood vessel damage. Again, I got questions because I've never had a guy like when we're fighting and boxing and stuff and I hit him and he goes, ah, my blood vessels like, nobody knows that's not a work related injury. Something else going on. Lot of questions. Beasy. You left us with more. This guy said. I talked to the. The Internet about it too, and it's surgery, trauma, psychological or hormonal impact. Maybe. Maybe he works at a haunted house and he got scared so badly.

[Byron]

Scared the erections.

[Dick Toledo]

Right?

[Brady]

Scared. Scared a lifetime of erections away.

[Dick Toledo]

But that's not an injury.

[Brady]

Sure it is. Trauma work from toxic work environment. And now my dick's afraid to come out in the. In the light. Anyway, I don't know what's going on. B. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's enough trying to figure that out. Beezy. Email us back if you know Beezy. Never ending teasing for Beezy at this point. BDB broke dick. Beezy's in the house. Bdbd.

[Byron]

This is. I don't know about you, John, but if that's my case and I get work, I'm quitting the next day and walking into the Grand Canyon. If I can't get an erection anymore.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's pretty much no reason to live. That's the way to keep stopping. It's like you're down here. This is the. This is the end of the road. Life has so much to offer. Quiet down, old man.

[Byron]

Did you guys already mention this? Tell them to get on Ozempic. I listened earlier this morning, but it just makes your.

[Brady]

Your useless wiener bigger. Okay, right now you have a really big.

[John Holmberg]

I see a really big kick in the nuts. Oh, I got this big hog and now I can't do anything with it.

[Brady]

Nothing worse than a massive flaccid hog. Trust me.

[Dick Toledo]

Oops, It's a doorstop.

[Brady]

Yeah, but once you. I don't disagree with that. Once you're. Once your body says, hey, erections are a thing of the past. Let's just enjoy sunsets like. No, we're done.

[Byron]

I don't know if this is Aiden, but it says, how does BZ feel about transitioning?

[Brady]

Hey, yeah, maybe just get rid of it. Start fresh.

[Byron]

Be a catcher instead of a pitcher.

[Brady]

There you go. Let some of these guys that bang your wife nail you.

[Byron]

They're already there.

[Brady]

Let her walk.

[Dick Toledo]

She'll get jealous.

[Brady]

You might love it. Might spark the old flame back up again. Anyway, it's time for Disgusting. It might know that I wanted that one. He's on Ozempic. That's a big one. It's time for the entertainment drill, brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense. Need to evidently protect yourself from workplace injuries is, well, always be prepared. It's preparation, not paranoia. There's certain times when you're doing stuff and you think it's insane and you're like, I don't know why I'm doing this. And then you realize, oh, because if this were to happen to me, I'd need something in my back pocket. Planning for a machete attack, Pretty low percentage that could happen. But if it did, and it has, ask anybody who's been attacked by a machete. Did they expect it? No, but it happens a lot more than you think. It's in the news a lot. Knives, stuff like that. Just have something in your back back pocket to say, you know what? I'm prepared for this. Self defense is great. Especially if you're taking care of your kids or your wife or if you're a woman and you're all by yourself a lot. Real estate agents. I look at you police officers. We just had another tragic event. Officer passed away this weekend. There's so many things you just don't realize. A couple of couple little training sessions can change everything and make it a matter of life and death on top of it all. You're just going to get in great shape. So while you're preparing, prepare for something that probably will never happen to you. But what if it did? You get to be in great shape while you're prepping. That's a good thing. And you get to hang out with a bunch of great people too. Reactdefense.com that's what you check out. It's the home of tactical black Brady Entertainment.

[Dick Toledo]

Michael Bean. The actor has a voice role in the new animated movie Predator. Killer of killers. It's on Disney, I believe.

[Byron]

Yeah, we did it last week.

[Dick Toledo]

Has faced off against a predator, an alien and a terminal Terminator, which makes him the third person who's faced all three.

[Byron]

Whatever.

[Brady]

Hamilton hasn't done all three.

[Byron]

Faced all three, didn't she?

[Brady]

No, that would be Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Dick Toledo]

The late great Bill Paxton is one. He was one of the punks in Schwarzenegger's attacks at the beginning of the Terminator.

[Brady]

Okay, give me your friends, guys. Give me your clothes, guys.

[Dick Toledo]

William Hudson, an alien and detective Jerry Lambert in 1990s Predator 2.

[Brady]

Arnold fought all of Them. Am I wrong?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, but he was all. But he was the Terminator.

[Brady]

So was the one he fought the T2.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but in the first one he was. He was the Terminator.

[Brady]

Right. And then the second one, he fought the new Terminator. So he's fought a Terminator, a predator and an alien. Or maybe not. Wait. Yeah. What is the thing again? Terminator. Predator. Predator and what?

[Dick Toledo]

Terminator, The Predator and Alien.

[Brady]

Oh, maybe he hasn't fought an alien yet.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, wasn't the predator technically an alien?

[Byron]

They're talking about the Ridley Scott alien.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's the movie.

[Brady]

Okay. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Jason Lance Henriksen is the third person from Aliens. He was Detective Hal.

[Brady]

Wow, this is a fun game.

[Dick Toledo]

And the Vuka Chich.

[John Holmberg]

I don't remember too.

[Brady]

That's all right. He said okay. Vukic just sounds dirty when he says it so hard.

[Byron]

Gave it more of a soft F. Easy.

[Brady]

By the way, this guy says, today I learned on 98KUPD that if I'm in a physical fight, I aim for the taint. Even if I lose the battle, I've won the war. That's true, except for we also learned that if you kick hard enough in the perineum, it can cause a. An erection to last for a longer time. So it's a dependence on the button you push.

[Dick Toledo]

So that's even more dangerous when you see these guys getting kicked all the time. Oh, like we did videos.

[Brady]

It could take away, it could add. It's like a squeaky toy inside of a dog's toy. Sometimes you can't find it. You squeeze and, like, oh, this side makes it squeak. This side just clicks.

[Byron]

John, you're a South park historian. Eric Cartman broke his funny bone after answering the door to the Butt family. Is that what we're talking about here? How did Cartman fix that? I can't remember.

[Brady]

I don't remember either. I do remember the Butt family. I love them.

[John Holmberg]

We have somebody who works with Beasy.

[Brady]

You do?

[John Holmberg]

That's what he says.

[Brady]

They claim they were. I work with Bey, and his real name is Jason Luzian. He got his dick stuck in one of our machines. Sign David.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

If that's true, Hilarious. If not, Jason sued David Vasquez for liable. That's great. Anyway, I don't know who Busy is, but. All right. Are we done? Total recall. This guy brings it up. A total recall. That's Aliens.

[Byron]

Not the Ridley Scott alien.

[Brady]

I know, but you have to fight any old alien. No, no.

[Byron]

Part of that universe.

[Brady]

Universe.

[Byron]

Whatever.

[Brady]

Dumb. All right, that's it. We're done. Yeah. All right. Toledo's probably going to call somebody in the next 20 minutes. Get them. Qualified once again for the man cave upgrade which is coming up. You're going to get yourself $50 gift certificate to Von Hansen's Meat and Spirits if you are the qualifier today and then you're qualified to win the man cave, which includes all that amazing stuff from prestige billiards. That is going to be outstanding. Get the table, you get the ping pong table, you get the air hockey table, you get the smoker. Your 200 gift card card from Twin Peaks, you get your floor covered by wise coatings. You get thousand dollar gift card from game day Men's health. It's all good and it's all in front of you right there. We're ready to go on Friday to give that away. I'm trying to get Lavelle Crawford to come in and judge with it. He is.

[Dick Toledo]

That'd be great.

[Brady]

He is Chubb's son in Happy Gilmore too. Oh, nice. Also lost his hand as well. Born without it. I don't know how. I just saw the preview for it and I'm very. Only I've been excited about in an Adam Sandler movie in a long time is at Lavelle Crawford efforts in it, which I think is great. We're done. You guys have yourselves a great Monday. We'll see you tomorrow. Right here in the morning sickness. It's out of control now. Are you looking for your next career opportunity? Interested in a position at one of the most state of the art steel mills in the world? CMC is hiring immediately at CMC Steel Mil Arizona in Mesa. Open positions include electrical engineers, automation specialists, industrial electricians and industrial mechanics. Join the next generation of steel makers.

[Byron]

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[Brady]

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