06-09-25 - Sexual Assault Claims Levied Against Jared Leto Making Us Wonder Where Were Parents Of Teen Girls Involved And How Did They Get Laughing Gas - Ozempic Patients Are Claiming It's Making Their Penises Bigger By More Than An Inch

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

Episode: 06-09-25
Release Date: June 9, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Platform: 98 KUPD (97.9 FM, app, www.98kupd.com)

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1. Sexual Assault Claims Against Jared Leto

The episode kicks off with a heated discussion surrounding recent sexual assault allegations against actor Jared Leto. John Holmberg leads the conversation, emphasizing the disturbing nature of the claims involving underage girls.

Key Points:

• Allegations: Jared Leto is accused of engaging in inappropriate and explicit conversations with girls aged 16 and 17, suggesting a predatory pattern.
• Parental Oversight: Holmberg questions the role of parents in these situations, stating, “where were the parents of teen girls involved?” (10:10).
• Celebrity Influence: The hosts explore how celebrity status amplifies misconduct, noting that “people are paying attention to Jared Leto's DMs and tweets,” making his actions more conspicuous compared to an ordinary individual.
• Impact on Victims: Discussions highlight the psychological and emotional toll on the young girls involved, questioning societal and parental responsibilities in preventing such incidents.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg: “Is there any ramifications for putting your teen daughter on the end of a stick like a carrot?” (08:30)
• Brett: “The one girl said she was 17 and Jared assaulted her while walking nude in front of another 17-year-old girl.” (09:46)

2. The Rise of Recreational Drugs Among Teens: Laughing Gas and Ketamine

The conversation transitions to the alarming increase in the use of recreational drugs among teenagers, specifically focusing on laughing gas (nitrous oxide) and ketamine.

Key Points:

• Laughing Gas (Nitrous Oxide):

  • Accessibility: Hosts discuss how teens are obtaining laughing gas, often from unconventional sources such as dentists’ offices.
  • Dangers: Emphasis on the risks of overdose, with Holmberg humorously noting, “If your kid has a tank in his room, it's bad” (22:21).
  • Cultural Influence: Reference to media influences like the “Tulsa King” show as a contributing factor to drug misuse.

• Ketamine:

  • Prevalence: Holmberg laments the widespread availability, mentioning, “ketamine is everywhere” and speculates on distribution channels (16:00).
  • Misconceptions: He expresses confusion over why ketamine is popular, stating, “I don't get why that's fun for anybody” (21:40).
  • Parental Responsibility: Reinforces the idea that the root problem lies with parental supervision and involvement.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg: “If your kid has a tank in his room, it's bad.” (22:21)
• Brett: “A dad's dentist is the only place you gotta rob for laughing gas.” (18:17)

3. Ozempic and Unintended Side Effects: Claims of Penis Enlargement

A controversial segment delves into anecdotal claims by Ozempic (a diabetes medication) users reporting unexpected side effects, specifically penile enlargement.

Key Points:

• User Testimonials: Hosts share stories of men experiencing an increase in penis size, attributing it to Ozempic usage.
• Medical Skepticism: While Holmberg discusses these claims, there is an underlying skepticism about the validity of such side effects.
• Marketing Satire: The conversation takes a humorous turn, with Holmberg sarcastically suggesting, “Ozempic, you're going to cause a massive problem” if mainstream media reports these side effects (27:24).
• Cultural Impact: Concerns are raised about the potential societal implications if such side effects were widely recognized, including changes in male self-image and expectations.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg: “Ozempic, this is genius. You're seeing a little slowing in sales.” (28:22)
• Brett: “Carlos Mancia talked about...” (29:34) (Note: Context suggests continuation on the topic)

4. Reflections on Celebrity Behavior and Societal Norms

Throughout the episode, the hosts interweave personal anecdotes and broader societal observations, critiquing celebrity behavior and its influence on youth.

Key Points:

• Celebrity Authenticity: Discussion on the discrepancy between celebrities' public personas and their real-life behaviors, with Holmberg noting, “they’re wildly insecure human beings who only look pretty on screen” (16:42).
• Parental Negligence: Reiterates the recurring theme of parental oversight failing to protect teens from inappropriate influences and environments.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg: “The bigger they get, the weirder they get.” (16:42)
• John Holmberg: “Nobody was banging any of the drama guys. No one was. No one was banging the drama department. That was weird.” (17:28)

5. Community and Listener Engagement

The episode also features interactions with listeners, addressing their comments and questions, fostering a sense of community engagement.

Key Points:

• Listener Robert's Question: Robert inquires about Aaron Rodgers' potential performance with the Pittsburgh Steelers, sparking a debate among the hosts about his sports career and personal conduct (04:42).
• Personal Stories: Hosts share humorous and relatable stories, such as struggles with drug misuse during their youth, to connect with the audience on a personal level.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg: “Robert writes, 'Hey, Jew knows he's a little too comfortable right off the bat.'” (04:42)
• Brett: “This dude found that Howlin Wolf T shirt.” (15:13)

6. Conclusion and Final Thoughts

In wrapping up, the hosts reiterate the importance of parental involvement in safeguarding teens from potential dangers, whether from predatory figures or substance abuse. They emphasize the need for societal awareness and proactive measures to address these issues.

Key Points:

• Parental Responsibility: Continuous emphasis on the critical role parents play in monitoring and guiding their teenagers' interactions and activities.
• Awareness and Education: Encouraging listeners to stay informed about the dangers of drug misuse and the importance of healthy relationships free from coercion or abuse.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg: “If you have a bubble boy, it's okay. Otherwise, tanks are bad.” (21:10)
• John Holmberg: “This is dangerous because on those porn sites I know that they're selling an awful lot of them because they have a lot of those.” (32:40)

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Timestamps Overview

• Jared Leto Allegations: 08:30 - 15:47
• Laughing Gas & Ketamine: 16:00 - 23:13
• Ozempic Side Effects: 27:24 - 34:30
• Celebrity Behavior: 16:42 - 17:28
• Listener Engagement: 04:42 - 06:25
• Final Thoughts: 35:56 - 45:40

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Key Takeaways

• Parental Involvement: A critical factor in preventing and addressing the misuse of drugs and protecting teens from predatory behaviors.
• Awareness of Substance Abuse: Increasing drug availability among teens, particularly laughing gas and ketamine, poses significant health risks.
• Skepticism Towards Unverified Claims: While anecdotal reports about Ozempic’s side effects are intriguing, they require medical validation.
• Celebrity Influence: The behavior of high-profile individuals like Jared Leto can have profound impacts on youth, highlighting the need for responsible conduct.

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This summary provides a comprehensive overview of the key discussions and insights from the June 9, 2025, episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show. For listeners who missed the episode, it encapsulates the critical conversations around sexual misconduct, drug abuse, and the societal responsibilities of parents and celebrities.

Transcript

[Byron]

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[Brett]

My anniversary.

[John Holmberg]

Brady's fake anniversary. All right. Brady has a real wedding and then the radio station wedding that we did on six.

[Dick Toledo]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

We didn't know he had a real wedding yet so we did that. But just in case it didn't take. Was probably pretty smart. He already had one because I was the dude who performed it. And I'm not so sure any of what I got online was legal, but. Happy, happy fake anniversary. Is that 19 years?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Holy cow.

[Byron]

Hey, if Pratt can do it, you can do it.

[John Holmberg]

You know, I don't know if he could do it either. Half of those marriages should be. They're probably all broken up by now anyway. If Dave Pratt married you and you stayed together, that's shocking. Cuz that chick was classless for allowing that garbage. Anyway, yeah, do a real wedding and then have like a fun silly one with Elvis. Or me dressed as the Pope. That's there.

[Byron]

Otherwise, Brady had Static X for his wedding band.

[John Holmberg]

Either.

[Byron]

Yeah, I mean, you know, we have had the Sex Machine band.

[John Holmberg]

Hell of a party. I think.

[Byron]

I think this one wins.

[John Holmberg]

So it was just. Yeah. Packed up the whole house, got Brady married.

[Brett]

Bash has made a giant wedding cake.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, his house band was. What was the name of those guys?

[Brett]

This is my Signs of Betrayal.

[John Holmberg]

Signs of Betrayal, that's right. I can't remember. I can't believe I blanked that. Sorry, Steve and other Steve and Skittle. This one says, man, Brady sure knows how to sell a story. I can't wait to see that unknown show he was talking about. You know, the one with actors and actresses that showed the women who did that thing on the other side of it.

[Brett]

Seal Team.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody said it was called the Unit.

[Brett]

And that one.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what the hell you were talking about. Anyway, Andy and I are both on that one. So Nick says he thinks Brady was talking about the Unit. Do you know that?

[Brett]

Could be.

[John Holmberg]

You don't know that had Robert Patrick in it.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's okay.

[John Holmberg]

Keep in mind, this was his story.

[Brett]

Seal Team with David Boren and our guy from.

[John Holmberg]

Keep in mind, this was his story. It's fun. It's fun. It's a puzzle. It gets the time going. This one says, good morning, John. Just to let you know, you have another black listener alongside black listener Jerome, who he has been hearing the podcast and live stream radio with me here at work. Now, black listener Robert has a question for you. Keep in mind he's been listening for a little while, so he's feeling fairly comfortable. Black listener Robert writes. Hey, Jew knows he's a little too comfortable right off the bat.

[Byron]

I like him already.

[John Holmberg]

Can I call him names? Back with Aaron Rodgers now a Steeler. Do you think he'll pull the same crap with Pittsburgh like he did with the Jets? Keep rocking. New black listener Robert along with Edgar. I don't think Aaron Rodgers pulled crap with the Jets. He, he broke his Achilles and then he's weird. There's no question Aaron Rodgers a weirdo but there's a lot of stuff that you go back and like. Aaron Rodgers wasn't so wrong. He was just the only one with the courage to be that way. I'm not defending his weirdness because he's weird and is a 41 year old quarterback. Mr. Rogers and.

[Byron]

The memes have been great.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, they've been. I love the Buscemi. Yeah. Because it's the bug eyes. Well, I'm not a huge Aaron Rodgers fan but it's better than what the Steelers had. We're biding time to get to the draft next year where we're hoping for more. I don't. I think he had a decent year last year on a bad team that is just so poorly run. The, the thing about the jets is if you look at them, they mismanaged what could have been the best defense in football last year. They had four or five top picks that were outstanding. Sauce Gardeners like as good a corner as you'll get. I think the Williams guys and they're just massive line. They're good. And their defense fell apart too. Aaron threw for 3,800 yards, 28 touchdowns, 11 picks. That's a good year. Not for him. For him you're expecting 40 and three from touchdowns to picks. 11 picks. Only the second time he's ever thrown more than 10 picks in a season. So if you get that next year out of him with the Steelers, that's fine. What crap does he pull? His Ayahuasca nonsense and his Pat McAfee visits and all that. Everybody on the jets loved him, which was weird. All the, all the players really like him.

[Brett]

Already saw a rider yesterday put out a blockbuster trade. You know they're all oh, they've been.

[John Holmberg]

Talking about that it's a receiver for Lizard and stuff like that.

[Brett]

For Rogers. The Steelers go for trade Rogers.

[John Holmberg]

That's an. There, there's a. That one news source that constantly throws out fake trade ideas. Yeah, some of them are just so stupid you can't even imagine.

[Brett]

You know what teams prime form.

[John Holmberg]

That's one of them. Why would. That's dumb. Trading Aaron Rodgers on a one year deal and they don't have a quarterback anyway. This guy says, John, listening to you this morning. I don't know about you but I'm going to invest in Sharpie and Ink. It's going to be in high demand. Sharpies are going to use to block Out Trump's name from those Epstein files and also by those people down there writing on those poster boards. There's going to be a Sharpie run. The shortage is going to cause the price to go up. And I'll be there. Raylo. That's true. Sharpies, they're going to do a lot of redacting on documents, and a lot of poster boards are gonna need Sharpie work because evidently, we're gonna start marching again. It's summertime in America. We march. Not here, though. Too hot. And Carrie says, I'm not able to catch up with the show live ever. So on Spotify is when I listen and I set it to 1.3x speed, so when I catch you guys live, you sound totally drunk. Makes the show even funnier. Imagine you guys are hammered in the studio. When I listen live, it gives me a little bit of an extra smile. So. Thank you, Carrie. Yeah, yeah, I like that, too. When you listen to something, you can listen to it twice as fast as it's done, but I don't know how to keep up with that kind of stuff. We'll get to the Jared Leto thing in a second because that's pretty fun, too. Got an email about that. Well, it's weird because I'm not gonna defend. All right, Jared Leto got in trouble for nine women. Well, texting underage girls 16, 17 years old and telling them stuff like, I'm waiting for you to turn 18. And I can't wait for that. Now, the flip side of that is their parents were absolutely fine with a few of these girls. I don't know if all of them are doing it. A few of these girls being like, lingerie and bikini models online and in publications. So they were kind of sexualized in other ways. And Jared Leto was like, when you turn 18. Which, by the way, he should not have done. But also, is there any. I don't know, is there any ramifications for putting your teen daughter on the end of a stick like a carrot? You know, I mean, it's one of those things, like, you can't. You can't talk about it. You can't mention what's going on here. But we put her in a thong and she's now modeling. There were a couple of them that were in lingerie. Like, they were modeling Sexy time model. That doesn't defend what he's doing, but it does raise the question, when is it okay to have, you know, sexy models if they're underage? Aren't you asking for something like this to Happen. I'm not saying it would always be Jared Leto. I'm glad it was Jared Leto. At least he's in the spotlight instead of some random dude that kind of would fly under the radar. People are paying attention to Jared leto's, you know, DMS and tweets and 16 year old girl like, oh my God, Jared Leto. They're not gonna do it If Brady tweets over. You're sure? Sweet. They're not going to say a word if some strange man does it. But a celebrity, then you're going to get noticed, so.

[Brett]

Well, the one girl said, you know, she was 17. She said he assaulted her walking nude in front of a different 17 year old girl. They both were there engaging in explicit conversations like you were talking about. And the one girl says he pleasured himself in front of her and grabbed her hand. Now, she was 18, right?

[John Holmberg]

Where are your parents? I'm not saying Jared Leto is a good dude. Yeah, I'm wondering, you know, there's two sides to this whole thing. I'm not saying he's in good spot, he's bad. He was doing really dumb stuff and he should probably get punished for what he's doing. Let's turn the spotlight on the other side too and say, where were your parents? Why are 16 year old girls allowed at Jared Leto's house by themselves with their 18 year old friends and stuff? Like, you wouldn't know if Kirby was going to Jared Leto's house, right? Yeah, she could lie to you, but you're still kind of. You would go with. I mean, we all know Brady, but what I'll drive. Like you would end up in Jared Leto's kind of barbecue. You got here, Leto, like you'd ruin it for. You'd totally see block Leto, which is good. What do you got out here, Smoker? Yeah, these aren't bad. I prefer a different brand than this. This is pretty good. Yeah. You're gonna look at my barbecue all night. What else is there to do? Got a bunch of teen models inside. I know, slumber party. Anyway, I prefer a Traeger. Traegers are good. You got this knockoff.

[Brett]

We'll.

[John Holmberg]

We'll make. We'll make do. You would be at that. But I'm just saying all these stories keep popping up with people saying, oh, my daughters were at the Jared Leto super party. And I'm like, you need to pay attention to your kids since you got 18 year old friends, stuff like that. And they go over to Jared Leto's house and he starts getting weird. Things happen. Jared Leto's a weirdo. You know that, right? We had that one comedian come in, remember?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Jared Leto was all over his girlfriend, his bunker. Yeah. And he just, he toured his house. He bought that old military establishment that was a storage facility and had moved him in. Famous parties Morning sickness medicate kupd.

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[Byron]

Was like Oh, I would have, too.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. It was a nice house, a great looking house. But when you looked at the house, you're like, holy smokes, this is gorgeous. Yeah. I'm not saying Jared Leto is a good dude. I'm always like, how did you. I just don't know how it happens. I don't know. When I was 16, even my sister, who was a slut, 17 years old, we pretty much knew where she was all the time. And then that's why my dad was always mad, because he knew it was leading to no good.

[Byron]

Guadalupe.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. She was either going to come back pregnant or stabbed. And it was just. None of it was good. And we all knew, oh, she's up to no good. It's not defending Jared Leto.

[Brett]

It's like, it's the same accusation throughout the years that we've been doing this, you know, from Chris d' Elia.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

To Filmer Val Rama.

[John Holmberg]

Close. The Dane Cook. Dane Cook was. Yeah, he got railroaded in a couple of those things. I mean, some of these guys are just around it. And again, I guarantee you that girl wasn't, like, really forthright about her age until it went like, right. I'm only 16. Oh, I can't wait till you're 18. And he starts saying stuff like that, huh?

[Byron]

She's just 16, huh?

[John Holmberg]

Don't. Damn you, Brett. Come on. Actually just got an email. I said, cue the Benny Mardonis. Said, how is this any different than that? Per discovered Stephanie Seymour at your sister's junior high. He was 42. They stayed together for a while. When she left my house, damn it. I didn't have a chance. I didn't have a job yet. I was only 10. I wouldn't look good on the Stephanie Seymour sweepstakes. She liked guys in her 40s and I was 10. Kind of at a disadvantage there, but, yeah.

[Brett]

This dude found that Howlin Wolf T shirt.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, the Howlin Wolf. And the maroon shorts are absolutely 100% right. Put the howlin Wolf on. God damn it. Such a cool shirt, that howlin Wolf. Half shirt, tube socks past the knees. Damn it, Brett. This song we brought up. Stephanie Seymour. Tug my horn. Anyway, so if only your sister with that Giselle knows would have gotten discovered instead of going into the South Phoenix to piss your dad off. That, yeah, there's a chance of that. My sister could have been Giselle.

[Byron]

Oh, man.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Cause she has a huge nose and looks like a dude, too. Anyway, just saying. Yeah. Stephanie seymour's boyfriend was 42 when she was like, 16. Took her to Paris. Like, the parents have to give a thumbs up at a certain time to say, all right, what are you doing? Well, I'm gonna do some lingerie modeling, some hot modeling. I'm gonna hang around at Jared Leto's house and like, eh, I'm gonna keep an eye on that. If you don't, something weird might happen. You're too. Celebrities are worried about, like, they're in it. They're weirdos. And have you ever seen a celebrity in person? They don't look like they do on the screen. They're about 5, 7 wildly insecure human beings who. Who only look pretty on screen. Otherwise they're real tiny, kind of strange dudes. Probably never got the girl in high school. You know, they were always the little dude, the little drama.

[Brett]

Now they got the power.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody was banging any of the drama guys. No one was. No one was banging the drama department. That was weird. It was a group of weirdos, and occasionally one would pop. You had a kid named Chris who went to Broadway when He was like, 17. He gets some Broadway. I mean, he was gay, but he went, yeah, they ended up banging each other in drama. Jared Leto was a drama nerd and a metalhead. He wasn't getting any girls. Now he's got lingerie models that want him. He can't. He doesn't know how to turn that down. You don't want him hanging around you. Egomaniacs, instincts, insecure lunatics. Hang out with a celebrity for a day and you're like, jeez, us. What. What happens to these people? Weirdos. The bigger they get, the weirder they get.

[Byron]

Now look at Tom Cruise.

[John Holmberg]

So strange, man. He's a weird one. I don't know how. I don't know how anybody does anything anymore. I didn't like you and I always talk about our dads, Brett getting away with the stuff. Every. I told Brady this morning, I'm like, ketamine is everywhere. Headline. And I'm like, ketamine. Like, the news told us ketamine was a thing in the first place. And now it's all over the streets. It's in high demand. It's easy to get. And I'm like, where did that come from? I have. Half of my brain thinks that channel 3, 5, 10, 12, and 15 are the distributors of ketamine. So they have stories to tell. Ketamine wouldn't even be a thought in my head to try to buy ketamine. Where do you get it? And then I see another story. Laughing gas is on the rise. You Can't. The kids can't keep their hands off. Laugh. Where do you get laughing gas?

[Brett]

A dad's dentist.

[John Holmberg]

Dentist. That's the only one you gotta rob. Dentists. This is a nitrous oxide or laughing gas. And that sounds awesome. If my kid was addicted to laughing gas, I'd allow it.

[Brett]

I can understand the computer, compressed air, whippet things.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's easy. You go to Staples and. You know.

[Brett]

But the other ones.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I don't know where the source is.

[John Holmberg]

No idea. Yeah, there's. There's. Evidently. And I don't know if this is real or not. There's like an epidemic of people, young people using laughing gas too much. Like they're. I didn't know you could do it. But you can get. Well, you get. You can kill yourself on laughing gas. That's overdoing it. Like, you just usually. It sounds like a pretty good way to go. I'm not gonna lie. It was just hysterical. And I drop dead. I think that's kind of how he died. Doing what he loved is the first time I actually believe that's true. If I was just in hysterics and my heart couldn't take how hard I was laughing. But it's probably not that I don't think. I think the name is misleading. But yeah, they got laughing gas. And they're like, kids have to go. Be careful. If your kids got laugh. If your kids got laughing, then in a tank. Like, if your kid has a task.

[Brett]

And a little mask around.

[John Holmberg]

How do you do laughing gas without the tank and the mask and the hoses? Like, if you're a parent, you don't. You don't got a tube. Your kid's up to no good. Like if he's. If he rolls in with the tank. Gonna pull up some balloons. Mom. Okay, you guys have fun in there. Braden. Okay, come on, guys. She's totally clueless. You have a tank. The kid has a tank in his room. Assume he's up to terrible stuff. What happened to hitting them? Not little Talon. Talon and Talon and Braden and Brandon and Braden and Talon wouldn't do that.

[Brett]

Once a week a truck is stopping by, picking up four empty tanks.

[John Holmberg]

Get your tanks, Mrs. Johnson. Oh, my God. They love blowing up balloons in there. I've never seen a balloon, though. Never seen one balloon. Talon. Talon. Your truck driver's here. Thanks, Mom.

[Byron]

Talon and Talon.

[John Holmberg]

We're brutally. Just named all their kids the same thing. Like George Foreman.

[Byron]

It's different spellings in Gilbert.

[John Holmberg]

They just call them talent. You're Talent with a Y. You're Talent with an O. And you're Talon with a schwa. We had a schwa cause we wanted attention. That's why you name your kids something stupid. Cause you need attention. Yeah, I don't understand that. And the news is, like, there's a lava gas problem. Like, no, there isn't. There's a parent problem. There's something wrong with your parents. If Kirby wandered in. Klunk. Klunk, Klunk.

[Brett]

Clunk.

[John Holmberg]

What you got there, Kirby Derbs? Don't worry about it, dad.

[Brett]

I'm just gonna go in the room.

[John Holmberg]

With my new tank and hose and mask.

[Brett]

Balloon animals.

[John Holmberg]

You ever seen the movie Blue Velvet? Come on, sit down with your old man. Let's watch that. I have ketamine in my pocket. Everyone's doing it. Like, how is this a thing? I'm still too stupid. In high school, I had no idea how to get drugs. I didn't want. It scared me to death.

[Byron]

Let's go to Smoker's Corner. You'll find.

[John Holmberg]

I knew they had it. I just didn't know how to get it. Like, do you just go up and ask them? Is there, like, code words? And then I found out later that Dobson where I went was like the coke capital of the world. Like, there was coke flowing. I had no idea. Everyone I knew never saw anybody doing it. It was everywhere. Coke, steroids, weed. I know. I'm walking around going, doo, doo, doo, doo. I had no idea. Totally. Could have been in a bust every single day of my life and didn't know it.

[Brett]

You know how proud of your dad would have been if you found those roids back in high school?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he would have been so. He'd have been jabbing me. He'd have been Maguire and Canseco. He'd have been good. Good on you. Go lift the house, son. You look too much like your mom. Dad, I don't like shots. Shut up. Just take the shots. You're gonna be a man someday. It hurts my balls. You're not using them either way. That's true. Yeah, I had no idea. But laughing gas. So if your kid again, I guess. Public service announcement from me. If your kid's got a tank in his room, it's bad. Unless he's got, like, the worst asthma. He's a bubble boy. If you have a bubble boy, it's okay. Otherwise, tanks are bad.

[Byron]

Parents don't care.

[John Holmberg]

Buying from the bubble boy. No, they don't care. I don't think you like you as much as you talk about how much you love being parents and you love your kids.

[Byron]

You sure don't want to be friends.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, your kids are privacy stealing, laughing.

[Brett]

As long as they're doing it.

[John Holmberg]

At our house, they say whip it is laughing gas. They can't call it that, though. You can go to a smoke shop and buy that evidence.

[Byron]

That's what he's saying. They have little single use tanks.

[John Holmberg]

Just little.

[Byron]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

That's not enough.

[Byron]

I think it's like a whippet. Basically. Same thing.

[John Holmberg]

The dentist. The time I did laughing gas at the dentist had that little thing over my nose. There's a constant stream of air. It was a lot.

[Byron]

That's what Dr. Lynn gave me during my. My snip.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I didn't get any of that. I asked for it, but I was like, yeah, I think I'll be right. I want to be. I want to be cogent. To film this morning sickness medicate.

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[John Holmberg]

Morning sickness did it. I don't know that it worked. When I was at the dentist, I didn't really feel.

[Byron]

I think they just give you enough just to distract you.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I didn't really get that.

[Byron]

Apparently you can get big ass [e-mail]. it's called Galaxy Gas.

[John Holmberg]

No kidding. All right, stand corrected.

[Byron]

I'm gonna look that up.

[John Holmberg]

I Had no idea. And they said it's the Tulsa King show that's causing it. Well, then their parents were doing it because no kids are watching Tulsa King.

[Byron]

Come on.

[John Holmberg]

No kids watching Sly Stallone tv. It's not happen. That's parents leaving their whippets around. They did.

[Brett]

They were buying those cans. They're doing them at the raves, the big tanks.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but raves if you don't have molly or a hillbilly rave.

[Brett]

I've seen if you can get it a bulk at Sam's.

[John Holmberg]

This guy says ketamine's been around since 2007. You always knew who was on it. It's the kid in the corner of the classroom who was drooling all day. Yeah, but do you ask that kid for stuff? It doesn't. And that's the other thing I don't get. And I've had heroin addicts explain this to me and say, I don't get why that's fun for anybody. I've seen a lot of op live and when they catch somebody on ketamine or heroin or fentanyl and stuff, just drooling and laying there like that's. That doesn't look like good times. I'm not asking. I would never look at that and go, give me some. I don't know how it trickles over to the next. Go. You're gonna love how it feels. I'm like, I don't know. Seen you in a puddle of your own piss. And I'm like, I don't necessarily think that's for me. You do you. But I think I'll quit here. But yeah, that laughing gas thing is just absolute weirdness to me. I'll never understand it. Now here's another drug. This is what you need to be doing. Brett. They solved the problem. You know all those porns that we watch?

[Byron]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And then they show before that five second clip of like dudes with little wieners and they chatterbaits free. Yeah, Chatterbait Freeman. A dude, a little wiener has like a. Yeah, yeah. Like a compact car. Like five minutes later if he just rubs this.

[Byron]

It's got a Corolla down.

[John Holmberg]

It takes a couple of pills. They are finding. And it's thanks to the pigs who Ozempic is making people's dicks bigger. Now when you lose weight, substantial amounts of weight, your penis will appear larger when it's a wreck because your blood flows better. So you used to have bad erections, then you got good erection. So you think you got bigger, but what you got Was functional. Ozempic is actually showing signs of growth. Inch and a half. That's pretty good. Adding an inch and a half. I know. So you think that now you're having a problem getting that diabetes drug. If this is real and it's growing wieners, I'm telling you right now, Ozempic, you better hire extra security today because if this news breaks across regular news things, this is dangerous. If Fox, cnn, MSNBC even report this a little bit, it's going to cause a massive problem. And if it's doing that to dudes, are ladies girl buttons growing too?

[Brett]

Yeah, they're matching.

[John Holmberg]

There's. There's cases where they say the male users are revealing a shocking change to their genitals after injecting Ozempic. One of the side effects of that. Now, the one guy that they interviewed says, I think people say it's because I. Fat loss. I'm now getting better erections. But the time I measured myself four years ago, I was actually thinner than I am now, and I was pressed against the bone during the measurement. This time I wasn't. And I'm an inch and a half bigger. Ozempic, this is genius. You're seeing a little slowing in sales. People are like, ah, maybe, maybe not. It's been a nice little spike for him. Now you say that it makes your dick bigger too.

[Brett]

Balls in your court.

[John Holmberg]

You better start making some false claims, because right now they're not. All they'll say is side effects may include. They won't say it's a thing that can happen or like something that. But if they start saying that side. If it's like that hair growth thing.

[Brett]

Just have to add it to the list.

[John Holmberg]

Results vary.

[Brett]

Yep.

[Byron]

David Jordan just said thanks. John just ordered two boxes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah. I'm not too upset with mine. I'm off the rack. I got it. It's fine.

[Byron]

Extra inch and a half. What the hell?

[John Holmberg]

So long as it's bigger than my cell phone. That's all I've ever asked. And it pokes out of the top of my cell phone. I'm like, we're still good. Cell phone is a good size. I can see the top of it. We're all good. And it's not just creeping. It's a nice little sunset. But if I can throw another inch and a half on the end of that, I'm doing it, I think, at.

[Byron]

High noon, you know?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, make. Make it summertime. 4pm that's that. Sun is high in the sky. The whole helmet's loose and Then there's some backup. I got a little. A little skyscape underneath. Yeah. Right now I'm going past the phone. It's pretty good. Phone's about six and what, six and a quarter. I'm rolling past that pretty good. I'm pretty happy with it. I got no complaints. But if I can throw another 1.5 on just for shooting Ozempic, drop a couple pounds while I'm at it. You're telling me I get ripped and have a bigger Wang? Well, $1,200 a day. I'd pay it.

[Brett]

I think there's got to be a factor that's still the same thing.

[Byron]

You.

[John Holmberg]

You.

[Brett]

You lose weight that you can. You have the ability to. You have an extra 30 pounds, and you lose that.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, sure.

[Brett]

You talk about people. Well, Carlos Mancia talked about.

[John Holmberg]

But they're talking about extra because you.

[Brett]

Got that little blood flow. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And in your. Yeah, the little.

[Brett]

You have the. The pouch with a fat.

[John Holmberg]

But you can punch through that pouch or measure from underneath where there's no fat, which is what you're supposed to do when you're throwing a measurement out there. But if you're going over, if you're. Look, by the way, if your pelvis is fat, it doesn't matter how. How big your wiener is. It's. You're. You're turning people off immediately. If you've got fat overwhelming the base of your wing, well, you can't.

[Brett]

You can just see the tip.

[John Holmberg]

Right. It's just. It's like a puppy on a dog bed.

[Brett]

You got a good two or three inch.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You don't want that. The worst thing you need to be worried about is if you can add an inch and a half, because you're still showing everybody your fluff pouch. Yeah. But if you're Ozempic and you drop the fluff pouch. Yes. That's not you getting bigger. That's you revealing more. This is actually science. And doctors are saying, no, we're seeing. This is it. This guy said I gained one and a half inches in length. No joke. Like, you obviously know how long I was before I got fat. Then after seven months on tirzepatide, in my case, I gained 1.5 inches. Definitely not all from weight loss. Third man said, it happened to me as well. I was £278. I got under £200. Meanwhile, my erections were better, the blood flow was better, and I was noticeably larger than I was before. I gained all the weight. Huge. And I don't know what tri Zepatite. Is that stuff inside of it?

[Byron]

Man, that guy's grinder counts exploding this morning.

[John Holmberg]

The gays are gonna be. Oh yeah, it's gonna look like, like Auschwitz broke out. And it's just all just huge winged. They're gonna be so skinny skeletons. It's gonna look like Skeleton Attack. Like, but the huge, huge pee pees. There's. Nobody's gonna stop. People are going to go for three inches. They're going to lose. They're going to get down to birth weight, but their penises are going to be £8. This is dangerous because on those porn sites I know that they're selling an awful lot of them because they have a lot of those. Want to go from this to this. And sometimes I don't skip that 5 second AD. I'm like, what is this? Like, is that real? That dude was a button and now he's a foot long. And then a girl comes on, goes, this is what I really want. Like, damn it. We all know that's true. And then you get sucked into the whole idea of being Johnny Sins. Not just kind of, you know, being confused from Radagasty. This guy says, I measured myself after Ozempic and noticed about an inch gain. He remained anonymous. You don't want people to know. So all those little, all those little wienered guys that are angry Irish. All the Irishman. Good lord, are you guys ever gonna be on the Ozempic?

[Byron]

Maybe they'll stop pixelating the Asian porn now.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. The Asians will be like, what's that big? Too skinny. You're all too skinny. There are people who are mad about it though, saying, no, it's because you're losing weight and your penis is actually better because of the blood flow. It doesn't make it bigger. And erect penis may change size considerably depending on the time of day, the temperature and factors other than sexual arousal. That's true, but I would know if mine was suddenly coming off the heat side of it.

[Brett]

Where you get the summer D. Oh.

[John Holmberg]

I got summer D going right now. It's. Riding my bike the other day, I thought my balls were gonna get caught in the chain. Horrible. I gotta tighten up with the underpants. But yeah, I'd notice if I was packing. I've measured mine pretty consistently since I was about 10, 11 years old. Like, let's see what we got here. Not knowing why, Just keeping, you know. There's a chart on the wall next to the door frame where I was laying down. He grew and grew.

[Brett]

It goes the Other way on the wall.

[John Holmberg]

I'm telling you, man. Summer 89. Big. Yeah. Yep. Yeah.

[Brett]

It's like Wayne's coming.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's going the other direction. Yeah. All the way down the hallway.

[Byron]

Like Pee Wee and Porky's wakes up with the little ruler and the notepad.

[John Holmberg]

Under his belt every day. That's right. I forgot about that. Maybe that's where I got the idea. Just keep an eye on this. And I've always stayed pretty consistent. Some days better than others. Some measurements a little stronger than others. Some. You know, not gonna lie, I rigged the system a little. Got a tape measure I used to use. My mom's sewing measurement.

[Brett]

The roll tape.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, it was the rolled up on. Yeah, it was cloth. Yeah, it was like you could move it so it went with a curve. I figured I got a more accurate deal there and I'd write that down. But if suddenly I'm breaking into the eights, that's new. Morning sickness Medicate kupd.

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[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's morning sickness Ozempic. Huh? Ask your doctor today. That's what they always say on the news commercials. Ask your doctor if Ozempic is right for you. Just go in there and go, look at this thing. It's pathetic. Like, I want to lose a couple pounds. But more importantly, is that true about it growing? And do you still have to shoot it in your stomach. What if you went directly to the source? I couldn't do it. I struggle with that myself.

[Brett]

You could. Yeah, I think it's. It's just they're recommending that when you do it, it's stomach or butt or.

[John Holmberg]

Sure. But your medical advice is. Sure, Give it a try.

[Brett]

I don't think it matters.

[John Holmberg]

It doesn't?

[Brett]

No. I don't think it'll help. Going right there.

[John Holmberg]

Why don't you think?

[Brett]

Might not get in the system as well. Your hog will hog it up.

[John Holmberg]

That's a matter. And this is Brady's doctor hat he's put on. I don't know. I can't shoot into that area. I would have to be attacked to get that happen. But anyway. And there'll be doctors out there. Oh, you're ridiculous. That's silly. I'm telling you. Man. Was Summer D and Isley Brothers hit? No, I think it was. Was it America?

[Brett]

Summer D makes me feel Seals and Cross.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. He knows that one.

[Brett]

Seal teams in Croft.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Summer D. What a song. But we've all got it right now. Anyway, hop on that Ozempic and get all over it. Feel good about yourself and, you know, drop a few pounds. Become more pleasant, healthier.

[Byron]

Yeah, Seals and Croft.

[John Holmberg]

And then take that Summer D and make it a real thing. That's right. This song is so. It's so great, but it's okay. See the curtains hanging in the window? It's like the writing. When they wrote it, he had to hand it to his friend. He goes, what's this flowery crap? Jasmine, why are you singing about that?

[Brett]

Get the ladies.

[Byron]

Look, it's the 70s. We can't come out of the closet yet.

[John Holmberg]

July is dressed up and waiting for June. How high was everyone in the 70s? It's a great song.

[Byron]

Hypo negative version's better.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, much better. It's not Twinkie. Summer D. Change it. Summer D and it's good. Anyway, good luck with that. I hope all you. And if you're on Ozempic right now and you've seen Growth d [e-mail] don't be afraid.

[Byron]

Science or [e-mail] yeah, let's fire it over to.

[John Holmberg]

Don't worry about it. If there's fines, I'll pay it. I. I'm good at it. My wallet's open. Everything bad that happens here. Just suck it dry. Get the Hoover. All that'll fly right out. Anyway, it's 7:17 Brett, what do you got on the big board of Musical Treats?

[Byron]

Wake up. So I'm brought to you by Action Ride Shop, and like we've been saying, it's getting a little hot right now. So now it's time to get those bikes serviced, get them ready for the morning morning rides. Not just the morning wood, but the morning rides. And Ashton Ride Shop is the place to be. Best wrenches in town. Both locations right there at Gilbert road in southern UOG and the brand new one at Power Road and McDowell.

[John Holmberg]

And also now that you know everybody's got the Ozempic, going to be losing some weight stuff. It's not just the Ozempic. You got to work too. So you do a little working out while you're on Ozemp, grab a bike, ride it for a little while, and then have Josh adjust the seat as your dick gets bigger.

[Byron]

They do that for free?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Josh does it for me all the time. He's there every. Like, he's banging on the door like a. Like a hungry person. Like, hey, you ready for that adjustment? I'm like, let's take a. Gotta measure again. Josh, he loves that. He'll go door to door.

[Byron]

Oh, man.

[John Holmberg]

He didn't care if you have a bike. He wants to adjust your seat.

[Byron]

All right, on the list. Let's see here. Obviously, a lot having to do with the riots and stuff like that. Well, one for Jared Leto. A Prison Sex from Tool, Avenge, Sevenfold, mia, Limp Bizkit, Take a Look Around. Angry Again, Megadeth, Prodigy, Smack My Up. Nobody Rides For Free from Rat for some Reason. Riot from Three Days Grace. You know, Benny Mardona's was gonna make it on there. Glenn Fry, the Heat Is On. Ministry Double Tap.

[John Holmberg]

Heat is On.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody has heat stroke. If that's their suggestion for the morning ride.

[Byron]

The Lightning Avatar. Gotta Wanna Riot. Blood for Blood from Hell.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Byron]

And Demon Depression from Volban Beat.

[John Holmberg]

Man, that's a new one.

[Byron]

I'm not. I haven't heard.

[John Holmberg]

Some of the newer stuff's kind of fun. You're gonna be here on my birthday. My birthday. No one else's. It's. Yeah. That's a tough one. I don't. I'll let you choose. You know what? Saying Jared Leto shouldn't go to jail for what he's done. It sounded like when I was reading it, I'm like, yep, you're a. But I just couldn't help but think, where are parents? I always hear those stories. Like, she was 15, we were at parties, and I'm like, well, I was. I. Maybe my parents were just really good at it. I wasn't allowed at that stuff. I just. I wasn't going to those things because I know if I got caught, I'd be dead. And I know that things happen that I shouldn't have been part of. When I was a busboy at Tony Roma's, we were bad enough, went over to Scooter's house afterwards. He was 27.

[Byron]

Scooter?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Scooter. Leave it to be Scooter and Skeeter. And they were nailing all the hostesses. Trust me, Jared Leto's got nothing on these dudes. And they were 27 and 20. They had a house over Park Place by Rhodes Junior High. Go over there drinking and playing in the pool and all the hostess would show up. And then Skeeter and the hostess and Scooter and the hostesses would go inside and come back wrecked. I was just playing basketball in the pool with the guys. I had no idea that that kind of party. I was. I was an idiot and I didn't think I had a chance. These dudes had a house with a pool. I didn't. I was just one of the dudes playing. I was playing and you know, it was a different time.

[Brett]

Scooter got my girlfriend.

[John Holmberg]

But I also knew that this party probably had a deadline for me. Once they start. Once they started getting adulty, not like sexually, but like, there was a lot of stuff that went on in there. I'm like, I should go. This is going to turn sideways on only me. Everybody else was allowed to drink. Everybody else was legally doing whatever they were doing. Me and the hostesses were not like bone in the hostesses, that was illegal. But I don't think the cops are gonna raid you for that until they find out it's bad. So I'd just go home at like 9. Idiot. It was going on, but I'd go home. My mom be like, where were you? I'm like, oh, is it one of the waiters house? No, you can't go over there. Stop it. And God forbid any of those hostesses came to my house. My mom would kick me out. She kept saying, get her out of here. We don't wanna get sued. So I was always worried about lawsuits and everything else. These kids just go wherever they want. That's the Jared let us this weekend. It's like, Jesus. Anyway, he started flashing his dick at us. Like, what do you do? Like, I was the lingerie model. Like, oh, that day. Yeah. I was walking around in lingerie in front of him and he pulled his penis. Wow. I'm shocked. I can't believe that led to another. I can't believe that led to a creepy, weird 5 foot 4 inch man feeling insecure enough to think this was a go. Did you tell him you were 16 after? Okay, none of this is good with laughing gas and ketamine because everyone does. Like I don't understand how anything works. I'm stupid. I worry about the door dash guy giving me everything. Did he. Can he get the chips? Can we. Can we double dash? That seems a lot. I'm not going to make him. I'm not going to make him stop at the Safeway and pick some bleach up.

[Brett]

Bringing a pizza and some Galaxy Gas.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Hey, could you pop over to the Safeway and get some of that laughing gas I'm hearing so much about?

[Byron]

That'd be funny if it was Scooter or Skeeter being your. Your Uber Eats guy.

[John Holmberg]

No question that that's one of one of the two. No way there's 100 success rate with Scooter and Skeeter. No way. They weren't even related. One of them is dead or.

[Byron]

Or in jail.

[John Holmberg]

No, they dodge jail. One of them is dead or driving for Ubereats. One's probably doing pretty well. One is definitely not. No way. The both of them cleaned it up. They were a mess. It was fun though. All right, you go ahead.

[Byron]

Let's do that New Volbeat.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Byron]

I haven't heard this one yet.

[John Holmberg]

So is it the new one?

[Byron]

Yeah, it's one of them. Demonic depression.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Byron]

From Gods of Angels Trust.

[John Holmberg]

Concert psyching rock. This guy said scooter isn't. Is 63 now. You know Johnny's in hospice. If I was 16. He's 27. Yeah, he's 11 years older than me. He's 64. He's.

[Brett]

He's in hospice.

[John Holmberg]

No. Nobody knows for sure. This guy just throwing in? Possibly. It could be hilarious. And 63. That's about right. He's dead. These dudes I used to party with died. Doesn't surprise me. He didn't make 63. Now that you put that math on it, there's no way that dude died years ago.

[Byron]

Scooter or Skeeter?

[John Holmberg]

Both of them. They're both long. No way. Those two though, as hot as they were running it, they were on the. When they were in their mid 20s. And plus when you're 27, 28 and you're still hammering 16 year old hostesses at a restaurant and you're still working at like a Bennigan style Tony Roma's Olive Garden. Yeah. You're not gonna make. You're not long for this one.

[Brett]

Could have found God.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. But still died young. Like you carve off 15. It's like a professional sports career. You play in the NFL. You lose 11 years. You're 27 and working at a mid level chain restaurant. Still boning the hostess at 27. 7. You've carved off 10. Your. Your. Your life expectancy is early 60s max. The stress that or eventually met the.

[Brett]

Girl of his dreams at the restaurant.

[John Holmberg]

Never happened. Nope. Didn't happen. And the girl of his dreams moved on because she didn't want a guy who pulled in 27k a year stealing a third of it. Yeah. You can't you make a career out of that. If you're a Red Robin waiter as a career and you're in your 30s, it's. Yeah. It's. It's like being in a local band and that's the only thing you do. It's like it's never gonna happen. 38 my band's gonna pop. So I don't have a real job. We're just waiting to get hit. It's not gonna happen. Get a job. Keep making your videos. Let's do it. New Volbeat. You have it?

[Byron]

Yeah, I got it.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Right. Demonic destruction. Depression. Depression. Also that it's New Volbeat concert psyching rock for my birthday show July 26th and it's happening at 7:26am how about that symmetry. It's the new one from Volbeat. It's 98. It's out of control now. Are you looking for your next career opportunity? Interested in a position at one of the most. The most state of the art steel mills in the world? CMC is hiring immediately at CMC Steel Arizona in Mesa. Open positions with a $5,000 sign on bonus include automation specialists, industrial electricians and industrial mechanics. Join the next generation of steel makers.

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