06-10-25 - BR - TUE - 16yo JV Baseball Player Peed In Opposing Team's Water Bucket - 21yo Saudi Man Called 911 When Stripper Wouldn't Have Sex w/Him

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: June 10, 2025
Title: BR - TUE - 16yo JV Baseball Player Peed In Opposing Team's Water Bucket - 21yo Saudi Man Called 911 When Stripper Wouldn't Have Sex w/Him
Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Released on: June 10, 2025

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Introduction

In this engaging episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg, along with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, dives into a mix of bizarre news stories, intriguing facts, and lively banter. Skipping the usual advertisements and intros, the hosts focus on delivering entertaining and thought-provoking content to their listeners.

Main Stories

1. 16-Year-Old JV Baseball Player Pees in Opposing Team's Water Bucket [11:46 - 13:06]

The episode opens with a shocking incident involving a 16-year-old junior varsity baseball player from Rio Rancho, New Mexico. The young athlete admitted to peeing in the opposing team's water jug during a game—a blatant act of disrespect and sabotage.

• Brady Bogen (12:04): "He managed to do it and he was in court and the former prosecutor and current state senator basically said he's opposed to what the judge ruled."
• John Holmberg (12:39): "He didn't assault anyone physically, but he did admit to it."

The legal ramifications are discussed, highlighting that New Mexico currently lacks a specific statute criminalizing such behavior. This loophole has sparked debates among lawmakers, with Brady noting, "They don't have a rule against that," (12:53) and speculating on future legislative changes to prevent similar incidents.

2. 21-Year-Old Saudi Man Calls 911 When Stripper Won't Have Sex with Him [17:17 - 19:28]

The second major story highlights a 21-year-old Saudi man arrested in Clearwater, Florida, after he called 911 to complain that a stripper refused to engage in sexual activities with him at Oz Gentleman's Club.

• John Holmberg (17:17): "He was originally from Saudi Arabia which doesn't have strip clubs. So he probably wasn't familiar with how things happen here."
• Brady Bogen (17:35): "He gave her $300 and said, 'I need the police over here. This woman's not having sex with me.'"

John humorously yet critically addresses the man's misunderstanding of American social norms, stating, "The woman should be stoned to death in a public square," (18:38). The conversation takes a sharp turn into satire as they discuss cultural clashes and the man's over-the-top reaction, emphasizing the absurdity of his actions within the context of Western society.

News and Fun Facts

National Iced Tea Day & Egg Roll Day [02:14 - 03:05]

The hosts celebrate National Iced Tea Day and National Egg Roll Day, sharing light-hearted conversations about iced tea preferences and cultural influences, particularly touching on Mormon practices related to caffeine consumption.

• John Holmberg (02:32): "Mormons, they don't have it. They won't. They don't drink the tea because it has to start as hot."
• Dick Toledo (02:49): "No caffeine."

Weird Al Yankovic's Chart Success [03:10 - 05:24]

Brady shares interesting trivia about Weird Al Yankovic's music career, noting that "White & Nerdy" is his highest-charting single, reaching number nine on the Billboard charts.

• Brady Bogen (03:10): "Weird Al Yankovic has one top 10 single, and it's [White & Nerdy], which climbed to number nine in 2006."

Beatles' Billboard Records vs. Modern Artists [04:23 - 05:24]

The discussion shifts to music history, comparing The Beatles' unparalleled achievement of having five songs in the top five Billboard spots simultaneously in 1964 with recent chart performances by artists like Kendrick Lamar, Drake, and Taylor Swift, who have managed similar feats multiple times thanks to changes in chart metrics and streaming.

• Brady Bogen (04:23): "For almost 60 years, the Beatles were the only artists to ever have five songs in the top five spots on the Billboard chart simultaneously..."
• John Holmberg (05:24): "Brace yourselves."

Elephants' Teeth Lifecycle [05:26 - 05:35]

Adding to the array of fun facts, Brady informs listeners about elephants' unique dental lifecycle.

• Brady Bogen (05:26): "Elephants grow six different sets of teeth in their lives. Once the six ones fall out, they die of starvation."

Discussion on Laws and Personal Time

Animal and Child Abuse Laws [06:37 - 07:22]

The hosts delve into a discussion about the evolution of laws concerning animal and child abuse, with John humorously suggesting a presidential run based on anti-abuse platforms.

• John Holmberg (06:37): "That's especially bad before... I'm glad both child abuse and animal abuse are wrong."
• Brady Bogen (07:23): "According to a new report, the average American only gets nine and a half hours to themselves every month."

Personal Time Statistics [07:23 - 08:04]

Brady presents a report on Americans' limited personal time, highlighting that the average individual only enjoys about 20 minutes alone each day.

• Brady Bogen (07:23): "The average American only gets a nine and a half hours to themselves every month. Breaks down about 20 minutes a day."

Navigational Skills and Reliance on GPS [07:51 - 08:57]

The conversation moves to the modern dependency on GPS for navigation, revealing that only 16% of people feel confident navigating without digital assistance.

• Brady Bogen (07:51): "Only 16% of people are confident they're excellent navigators without turn-by-turn, GPS directions."
• John Holmberg (08:32): "I'm pretty good about knowing where I am. I get a little bit confused sometimes up in North Scottsdale."

Word of the Day: Cameroon [09:19 - 15:00]

A recurring segment introduces "Cameroon" as the word of the day, interspersed with humorous commentary about the station's radio ratings in African regions.

• Dick Toledo (09:19): "Djibouti is today's word."
• John Holmberg (14:35): "Cameroon. 97936. That's what you text."

The hosts joke about losing ratings in African countries, attributing it to fictional scenarios involving "whitey" listeners and stolen meters, adding a layer of playful humor to the segment.

Summer Travel and Staycation Rankings [15:00 - 17:17]

Brady shares insights from a Wallet Hub report on summer travel plans, revealing that 82% of Americans intend to travel. The discussion includes critiques of the best and worst cities for staycations, with Phoenix and Cincinnati being highlighted negatively.

• Brady Bogen (15:39): "According to research about summer travel says about 82% of Americans plan to travel this summer."
• John Holmberg (16:03): "Be on that number one. Phoenix."

The hosts engage in spirited debates about city rankings, especially criticizing Cincinnati and comparing Tucson's staycation appeal unfavorably to other Arizona locales.

Additional Discussions and Humor

Technical Mishaps and AI Illusions [24:00 - 32:40]

Later in the episode, the conversation shifts to analyzing viral videos featuring bizarre accidents and AI-generated illusions, leading to humorous and exaggerated reactions from the hosts.

• John Holmberg (25:25): "It's hitting his heart. This might be a David Blaine."
• Brady Bogen (26:00): "That's AI. No human butt can do this."

The hosts speculate wildly about the authenticity of the videos, blending humor with skepticism about modern technology's capabilities.

Social Commentary Through Humor

Throughout the episode, John and Brady use satire and hyperbole to comment on societal norms, cultural clashes, and the absurdity of certain behaviors, often pushing conversations into exaggerated and comedic territories.

• John Holmberg (18:38): "The woman should be stoned to death in a public square."
• Brady Bogen (20:42): "First video is the dad's got the kids on a boat little boat ride."

Their playful yet pointed remarks highlight the show's blend of humor with social commentary, keeping listeners both entertained and engaged.

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully combines bizarre news stories with fun facts and lively discussions. John Holmberg and his co-hosts provide a mix of humor, satire, and insightful commentary, making for an entertaining listen. Whether delving into the antics of a teenage baseball player or dissecting the cultural misunderstandings of a Saudi man in Florida, the show offers a unique blend of content that keeps listeners hooked from start to finish.

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Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg (12:39): "He didn't assault anyone physically, but he did admit to it."
• Brady Bogen (03:10): "Weird Al Yankovic has one top 10 single, and it's [White & Nerdy], which climbed to number nine in 2006."
• John Holmberg (07:31): "That's not enough. Most of that's probably in the car between people."
• Brady Bogen (26:00): "That's AI. No human butt can do this."

These quotes encapsulate the blend of humor, insight, and candid commentary that defines the episode.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

You're listening to the HMS Podcast, brought to you by MMP Guns.com, your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition and accessories. Hey, we're back. It's horrifying in here. I've got that Covid that I've been paid to have. Sorry that sneeze attack took me. This might be a minute. Let me make on that Covet thing. Oh, making a fortune. You know, the COVID people came to me, so we'll pay if you mention us. I'm like, all right, I'll do it. You know, the big Covid people wander door to door. They're still around. Yeah. They'll knock on the door. And you know what's crazy is sometimes they'll ask somebody like, will you take money for talking about COVID And I'm like, no. And then we never mentioned that either.

[Brady]

Bless you.

[John Holmberg]

There we go. Giving it to the whole city. I'm in the midst of an attack.

[Brady]

We're doomed.

[John Holmberg]

Super spreader. I am a super spreader. Through your speakers. This is crazy. Hold on.

[Brady]

Good Christ, it's all that Mucinex.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I can't get enough of that stuff. I'm gonna start doing shots of Mucinex. That's it feels great. Brett saw me in the hall. I was wandering on, did a stretch, was walking like Thriller, and I was like, whoa, Jesus, it was kind of wobbly. Mucinex gets me. Anywho, it's time for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. It's brought to you by All Pro Shade Concepts, Arizona's best patio shades. We've been telling you about All Pro Shade for a while, and if you haven't gotten on board, well, it's not too late. There's. It's gonna miss a couple days gonna have. It'll make you appreciate it more. Like today, you'll be out there in 109 degrees going, I wish I had shade. And then All Pro Shade will show up and give you shade. And you're like, should have done this a long time ago. Homebird show was right. You go to allprochade.com and check out all. They've got free installation on every product, free estimates. They'll come out, you point at the area you want it and they'll say, all right, here's what we got to do. They're the best in the business for a reason. AllProche.com Brady reported.

[Brady]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix.

[John Holmberg]

Hello, world. Hi.

[Brady]

We know it's happy National Iced tea Day. It's also National Egg Roll Day.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, iced tea and egg rolls. That's. Oh, and Super Nintendo. Shelly Boggs text over and said 8% of people haven't had iced tea. That was your stat.

[Brady]

Didn't like. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Never had it. Right.

[Brady]

That's right.

[John Holmberg]

Mormons, they don't have it. They won't. They don't drink the tea because it has to start as hot. I don't know if iced tea counts, but I think a bunch of Mormons.

[Brady]

Backed off on soda.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I think they're allowed to suck down caffeine again because they don't. They're still a thing.

[Dick Toledo]

No caffeine.

[John Holmberg]

They're still not on caffeine, Right?

[Dick Toledo]

No caffeine. All the little Mormon soda shops, you.

[John Holmberg]

See, they're all caffeine free. Right. Well, that's what my Coke zeros are. Caffeine. I think maybe. No, no. The caffeine free ones are. I've got a box at home that are caffeine free. The box is very.

[Brady]

Throw those away. Caffeine free.

[John Holmberg]

I don't care. I just like the bubbles.

[Brady]

A couple of baseless fun facts. Weird Al Yankovic has one top 10 single, and it's not Amish paradise, which peaked at number 53. It's white and nerdy, which climbed to number nine in 2006. It parodies the song Riding by Chamillionaire and Crazy Bone.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

With our. Weird Al's next highest charting song was Eat got to number 12 in 1980.

[John Holmberg]

That would have been the one I guessed.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Eat. It would have been the one I.

[Brady]

About fat too.

[John Holmberg]

Didn't he do that for Michael Jackson too? I think. Yeah. Fat had to be up there too. I thought I lost some jeopardy and all that.

[Brady]

One evidently not higher than number nine.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, wow. And Rick Derringer, who just died, evidently was Weird Al's producer for, like, his first few albums. And Rick Derringer was the guy who had. The hell's the name of that song? A rock and roll hoochie coo. Remember Real American. A real American. The Paul Hogan thing. But I didn't know that. And Weird Al was. When Rick Derringer died a few weeks ago, was like, this is the guy who changed everything. Like we. We work together almost exclusively right off the bat. Crazy.

[Brady]

I just saw today the guy that did the original Don McLean that did American Pie.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Says Weird Al's parody is better than my original.

[John Holmberg]

It's incredible. The one that he did for Star Wars.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Do you know why it's so great. He hadn't seen the movie. He wrote that based on what he was told about what was coming. And it was about the new Star wars that came out like 2000 or Whenever. It's incredible.

[Brady]

For almost 60 years, the Beatles were the only artists to ever have five songs in the top five spots on the Billboard chart simultaneously on April 4, 1964. The top five were Can't Buy me love, twist and shout, she loves you, I want to hold your hand, and please, please me. But thanks to the chart changes and streaming, it's happened four times in the last four years. Kendrick Lamar, Drake and Taylor Swift. Twice.

[John Holmberg]

Brace yourselves. Oh.

[Brady]

Elephants grow six different sets of teeth in their lives. Once the six ones fall out, they die of starvation.

[John Holmberg]

Really? Yep. Get. I gave it to him.

[Brady]

Get the Lysol. I knew it was coming.

[John Holmberg]

You didn't hear me say it's creeping over here.

[Dick Toledo]

Brace yourself.

[Brady]

But I wasn't sure what was coming. Lethal today.

[John Holmberg]

It's Pedialyte. I don't know. Shy earlier with the lights all day.

[Brady]

There he goes.

[John Holmberg]

And Pedialyte makes me gassy normally. Yeah, it's a bad one.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, there it is.

[John Holmberg]

I gassed it up. I. I love doing that to Brady. I. Most of the time. And this is not bragging. My farts don't smell. I get away with it at least twice a day in this room. You guys don't even know. Today there is something special inside me. And it's a good moment.

[Brady]

America has laws against animal abuse.

[John Holmberg]

That was especially bad before.

[Brady]

There were laws against child abuse.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they kept kids working until 19, 20 something. They didn't care about kids. And animal abuse was different back in the day compared to what it is now like. And it's good. I'm glad both child abuse and animal abuse are wrong. Yep, you heard me. Thank you. I'm running for president on those platforms. What a. What a stance I've taken. But now that they make like what used to be considered animal abuse back in the day, you had to go pretty far to get somebody's attention. They'd kill animals like crazy or let them live outside and fend for themselves. And that ain't happening anymore. Kids are the same.

[Brady]

According to a new report, the average American only gets a nine and a half hours to themselves every month.

[John Holmberg]

Which.

[Brady]

Breaks down about 20 minutes a day.

[John Holmberg]

Just alone. Yeah, just time by yourself.

[Brady]

Two hours and 20 minutes a week.

[John Holmberg]

That's not enough. Most of that's probably in the car between people.

[Brady]

You know, there's a New poll out on navigation skills, and only 16% of people are confident they're excellent navigators without turn by turn, GPS directions.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's the broads on Camelback. Well, they didn't get lost. They just got tired and laid down, lost their brain. So he just attacks the word broads. It's you. You're. I swear my emails are loaded with broads. Broads, broads. Taking it back.

[Brady]

72% of people claim they're very good at reading physical or digital maps. 68 said their. Their sense of direction is very good.

[John Holmberg]

No, I'm pretty good about knowing where I am. I get a little bit confused sometimes. Up in North Scottsdale, I found that, like, I don't know where I am. When I get around, I'm never up there. So for the most part, Arizona, we're a grid. It's pretty simple city to figure out. All right, we got to get our word out, right? Yep. I don't even know Lysol. I don't even know how to.

[Brady]

Or Brady. Good one it.

[John Holmberg]

He's such a baby. He farts and he eats it. He sits and giggles and anybody else farts, and it's like, oh, my God, Today's word. And I'm going to give you a second. You're going to put it up now. I'm ready to type it in. Yeah, I don't know our numbers anymore.

[Dick Toledo]

It'll go. It'll go live at 8, but Djibouti.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, geez.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Djibouti is today's word.

[Dick Toledo]

We didn't do that one before.

[John Holmberg]

Did we do it? I think we did. Did we do it already?

[Dick Toledo]

I thought we did.

[John Holmberg]

All right, then Cameroon. Which one didn't? I thought we did Cameroon. Whichever one we haven't done yet. I'm on Mucinex, man. I don't remember yesterday.

[Brady]

Cameroon I think is good. I think we did.

[John Holmberg]

Did we do Djibouti. All right, Cameroon it is. Cameroon it is. Are we still doing great in our African numbers, or have you looked?

[Brady]

They're.

[John Holmberg]

They're. We're slipping.

[Dick Toledo]

Precipitous slide, but we're slipping. Sliding a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

There's the arrows pointing down in Africa right now. And we got to step it up, boys. Start clicking.

[Dick Toledo]

One of the bobs didn't pay a bill.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, they only bought a month's worth of fake listeners up there at the Hubbard. Higher hierarchy.

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady]

Rio Rancho, New Mexico, this 16 year old JV baseball player admitted to peeing in the opposing team's water jug during a game. Dick during a game. Yep.

[John Holmberg]

That's hard to do. Yeah.

[Brady]

He managed to do it and he was in court and the former prosecutor and current state senator basically said he's opposed to what the the judge ruled. He said he's innocent or he's not guilty because what he did was he didn't assault anyone physically.

[John Holmberg]

Right. But the but he did admit to.

[Brady]

Pain argument to that is well, if I spit in somebody's hamburger, take a bite, that's battery, doesn't it?

[John Holmberg]

Is it? I don't know.

[Brady]

According to New Mexico doesn't have a statute that makes it a criminal for someone to mess with someone else's food or pee in a water bottle.

[John Holmberg]

They don't have a rule against that.

[Brady]

They don't have in New Mexico. That will be changed.

[John Holmberg]

In the meantime, there's going to be a slew of folks peeing in each other's food. It's not against the law at all there.

[Brady]

Yeah. The statute is written. The statute is written very broadly to encompass any unlawful touching.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Obviously throwing a rock or spitting on somebody.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Physically banging into it. Here's the thing about it, and I don't blame lawmakers. They didn't think they'd ever have to write laws to say don't pee in each other's food. So it's fair to say that New Mexico didn't have a law against it because we shouldn't have to. But I guess we do. It's kind of broadly assumed that if you're pissing in somebody's food, you're a bad person. But we didn't know we'd have to make that against the law. We didn't know you'd argue it down either with a lawyer. All right, it's active.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Cameroon. 97936. That's what you text. Qualify yourself for the Man Cave upgrade. All the goodies coming from our friends at AZ or Prestige Billiards. Az. You got Twin Peaks. You got Wise Coatings. Get your floor redone. Game day. Men's Health is going to be on this. Thousand dollars for that if you win the whole deal. Today's qualifier gets $50 in gift certificates to Vaughn Hansen's Meat and Spirits. Cameroon. We're sliding a little bit down there in Djibouti and Cameroon, where we were at for a second there. We were second. Remember when the ratings used to come out every month for radio?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And they used to always weight it based on race. Oh, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

And we did our whole thing over.

[John Holmberg]

In the old building, for sure.

[Dick Toledo]

Catering to them.

[John Holmberg]

Catering to Mexicans who wanted to listen. We had to. But every once in a while, that radio station that was on the reservation would pop up.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

And it would, like, go through the moon. And that's what we were in Africa. Like, we'd show up. There you go. And we would hit, like, second place in Africa because I think they're waiting whitey over in Djibouti. So what you're saying is white listeners are getting more credit to talk industry terms.

[Dick Toledo]

We lost a meter.

[John Holmberg]

We lost a meter and we're falling. Cameroon and Djibouti. Right. Cameroon. Djibouti. We had a meters there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We had a. Well, it got stolen. Probably a lily white 40 year old dude just putting us through the moon in the ratings in Djibouti and Cameroon.

[Brady]

Beeper.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And maybe it's the same dude and he was just traveling back and forth from Cameroon and Djibouti.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, there you go. Are they close?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Africa's very large.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It would be like being in Boston and Salt Lake City. So maybe. Maybe you had family in Djibouti and he was weekending in Djibouti and either way we're slow. So Cameroon is today's word. 97936. Good luck.

[Brady]

According to research about summer travel says about 82% of Americans plan to travel this summer. Wallet Hub just did a list of the best and worst cities for staycations.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

They did 180 cities across the.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, don't read all of them.

[Dick Toledo]

Not alamogordo.

[Brady]

Based upon 41 key metrics Alamogordo should.

[John Holmberg]

Be on that number one. Phoenix.

[Brady]

Cincinnati, Ohio.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah. Because it's a terrible city. It's not good to live there or stay Kate. Or anything.

[Brady]

Restaurants, places to eat, the how many.

[John Holmberg]

Parks per capita residents.

[Dick Toledo]

I like that Adam's Hill. But yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Here's the fun of it. Weekend Cincinnati people.

[Brady]

Mount Adams.

[John Holmberg]

If people live in Cincinnati, vacationing there proves my point about how stupid those people actually are. You know you can leave. Right. It's the Alcatraz of Ohio. Skyline surrounded by just prisoners and water, spaghetti and chili. Just disgusting.

[Brady]

Tucson and Scottsdale were 12 and 13.

[John Holmberg]

Tucson definitely is the Cincinnati of Arizona.

[Dick Toledo]

Scottsdale is the same as Tucson. As far as staycations. I don't think so.

[John Holmberg]

But if you like if you live in Scottsdale.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

There's vacation in Scottsdale. Like if you live in Maryvale.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And stay Kate in Scottsdale. I don't know if it counts because you're already in Scottsdale. If you're living there. Why it's too expensive. Is probably the reason. Staycations in Scottsdale aren't cheap.

[Brady]

This 21 year old man got arrested in Clearwater, Florida on Sunday after he called 911 and said a stripper wouldn't have sex with him. Happened in a place called Oz Oz Gentleman's Club. He was originally from Saudi Arabia which doesn't have strip clubs. Strip clubs. So he probably wasn't familiar how things happen here.

[Dick Toledo]

So he was.

[Brady]

He called 911 because he was in the champagne room.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Gave him 300 bucks. Said I need the police over here. This woman's not having sex with me.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. This is wrong. He's making a valid point.

[Brady]

And in his country he got arrested.

[John Holmberg]

You better listen. Surprised he went to the authorities.

[Brady]

Not only is he out the 300 bucks, but he had to pay 500.

[John Holmberg]

Wait a minute. I am in trouble. She should be stunned to death. What are you talking about? Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. What am I getting killed for? She's the one who has not slapped on knobs. Why don't she listen? She's a woman. All right, come with me. Haji, what is going on? The man is spilling at him. Did you not hear what I said?

[Brady]

He's pointing at the woman. I will stone you.

[John Holmberg]

The woman should be stoned to death in a public square. I give her $300. That's what I said.

[Dick Toledo]

What are you hearing?

[John Holmberg]

You know his cellmates are pissed.

[Brady]

Smells nothing but your car in there.

[John Holmberg]

Just noses bleeding, eyes water. Believe what I'm in here for. I give a woman $300 to please take me away. The man's word.

[Brady]

I like you. You want Rolls Royce, you're going to.

[John Holmberg]

With me after the we get out of this hellhole. Gonna get you a iroxy. We both have iroxy. We go get this lady, we kill her. Why would we not? He's Jamie Farr from the CannonBall Run. It's $300. I don't get to sex her. It's a tragedy, man. It's tragic. What are you in for? Nothing. I didn't do anything either. That had it coming. That's what I said.

[Brady]

We should get same.

[John Holmberg]

You know this slapping broad. I hear that word on radio this morning. Slapping broad. You could not hit the broadside of a broad. Lesbians, they're everywhere. Get me on top of this woman, make good she owes me money. He's got to be going crazy. Chop off her ankles at least. You can't have Saudi. I don't understand that. Why? I know Saudi like the Middle Eastern dudes love strip clubs. Because you know every time you're there, there's always one. And he's always in sweatpants and. Well, there's always one. I'm not saying gotta have room for dragging the breeze. I'm saying no matter what, I miss her. No matter how sparse the crowd, one of them is from the Middle east. And he's always got cash in each hand. And at any point, if you stay long enough, he'll be like, come on. Eventually he's gonna start yelling at someone. What is going on? Come on. Because the woman didn't listen to everything. Put your face on it. No, don't Come on. Listen. I am man. You're a woman. You listen. Shar Allah take a top, put face on it.

[Brady]

Got a couple of capitalist pig.

[John Holmberg]

I watch too much of that bin Laden thing.

[Brady]

First video is the dad's got the kids on a boat little boat ride. The the older sister is not enjoying herself.

[John Holmberg]

No, she looks like she's gonna puke now.

[Dick Toledo]

No, she's not.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, fish ju and it hits the.

[Brady]

Kids right in the head and it.

[John Holmberg]

Landed in the boat.

[Brady]

Awesome. You got dinner.

[John Holmberg]

Did the fish actually stay? And that's a big fish.

[Brady]

Oh yeah.

[John Holmberg]

This is a group of Mormon stayed in the boat. It's still in there. Are the kids still in the boat?

[Brady]

Oh yeah. They're yelling.

[John Holmberg]

It look like they just got hammered.

[Brady]

The first kid out two rows. That's like my dad.

[John Holmberg]

It's kind of the ala. It's the Alida of fish. He sacrificed his own life to beat up three toe headed whites. It hit all of them too.

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[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's Morning Sickness by the way, have you seen the Obama Osama thing?

[Brady]

Not yet.

[John Holmberg]

Have you seen it? I know we talked about. You saw it. There's one. There's one. Also another part because my main takeaway was the dude who got yelled at by his wife for being late for a recital when he was killing Osama bin Laden and his wife still nagged him. The other one is one of the. There's a blonde girl in it, and she's like 44, pretty hot. Yeah. It's like, that's only 23 years ago. Like, how in the world did they. How old was she? And she goes right out of school. Yeah. She goes, I was at usc and they had a job fair and for the CIA. And I went over there, and she's pretty hot. And they showed pictures of her in college where she was really hot. And she goes, as the vice president of my sorority. And they really liked how I would, you know, some of the girls would make bad decisions and I would kick them out. And I'm just looking at it. I'm going, somebody at the job fair wanted to you. And you turned out to be pretty good at what you did. She was unqualified, 100%. You don't get hired at the CIA because you're tough at your sorority meetings. And they really resonated with that. And it was like, I would rather be. I was willing to sacrifice doing what was right for being popular. And she's like, so I would get rid of some of the girls for bad decisions. And so she was the bitch in the sorority to get you kicked out.

[Brady]

She was in charge.

[John Holmberg]

Hilarious. But she's still pretty. Like, she still looks good now. And you're like, how old was she when this is? She might be 45 if tops. She had to be 20 when she was in the CIA. Yep. Because some dude at a job fair at USC, like, let's go get us some sorority checks and rotten. Tell them to get jobs in the CIA. And they landed one.

[Brady]

The last one is she was flying drones.

[John Holmberg]

Brady. Remember when she said they gave her. They gave me a drone. And I said, am I gonna have to, like. Literally, her quote was, am I gonna have to, like, kill people with this? And then later, I kind of, you know, after 9, 11, I kind of let that go because I was less conflicted. Did you ever. The guy from the job fair, I got follow ups.

[Brady]

The last one is second base. Was a cool way to lay some pavers.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Oh, got an empty driveway. They're stood up on these cinder blocks like dominoes. And the first one gets pushed. Oh, my God. Is this gonna work? Shut up. It's a good 125ft. 130ft of pavers. Watch. Shut your mouth. Is that AI?

[Brady]

How does that know.

[John Holmberg]

How does that work? All the pavers fall like dominoes. They hit a Wall in the back. And then they straighten themselves out because.

[Brady]

The last one moves up enough.

[John Holmberg]

It scooched them all back.

[Brady]

That's insanity.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. That's. The guy says, are they all chipped? That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

[Brady]

I know.

[John Holmberg]

Cannot be real.

[Dick Toledo]

We need Neil Degrasse Tyson.

[John Holmberg]

Is that how you. Yeah. No, I don't want to.

[Brady]

The last one goes because nothing's holding it back. So it moves up just a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

But all of them scooted. One would scoot up, the other one just fall. Why would they all. I don't understand how that worked. Fantastic. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

We don't know. We can't explain it.

[Brady]

Science.

[John Holmberg]

That's science. All right. Wow.

[Brady]

That's it.

[John Holmberg]

I want to try that. I want to start a project now. Just need. I will fail a thousand times out of a thousand.

[Dick Toledo]

A couple pallets of pavers. The one by twos.

[John Holmberg]

Got an email that says so cool you got that Saudi Arabian guy to show up in your studio so fast for the show. Just like you do all those guests for the Guadalupe Square signed. The dumbass from yesterday. Let's not make fun of that guy from yesterday.

[Brady]

He's got a bullpen.

[John Holmberg]

I keep all my accent people. The hallway. Just in case he came running in here. He had a story to tell. Bert, what do you got? All right. We're light today. So that's okay. I'm flying, man. There's a little motorcycle action.

[Brady]

Hot dogging.

[John Holmberg]

Got a mic. No, not really. Got a camera on the back. Oh, I was going to say camera on the back of one of the motorcycles. And the guy goes into the oncoming traffic to pass the other bikes and he gets eaten up by an escort. Wow. Yeah.

[Brady]

I know these head on collision sometimes.

[John Holmberg]

How did he not see that? You're right. How in the world?

[Brady]

Cuz the one guy next to him was pulling a wheelie right off the bat. So maybe he looked over at that. Wheelies.

[John Holmberg]

The second you're an adult and you're popping a wheelie.

[Brady]

Popping a wheelie.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, come on, man. This is too much.

[Brady]

Too fast.

[John Holmberg]

Went from motorcycle accident to the biggest strap on I have ever seen in black and white. Which I appreciate. Like that's an artistic thing. Yeah. The last few episodes of Better Call Song. Look at that. That thing is two feet long. It is.

[Brady]

And look at the cans on that dude.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You can't get. Did he have cans?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

The one on the ground or the one. There's two guys.

[Brady]

The one probing.

[John Holmberg]

I think he's Just got gynomasty. That's a strap on. Yeah, no, no, I know, but he's got. I think he's got lumpy boobs. Oh, my God.

[Brady]

Or she has really hairy arms.

[John Holmberg]

Is that a girl? That may be a girl.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a girl.

[John Holmberg]

That's a girl with the strap on. I thought it was a boy, too. Brady, based on the hairy arms, Those are some. That was not what I was looking at. I was looking at that atrocious ass on that skinny man body. But I guess that's probably a girl. And it is just a. Oh. And plus, it's bigger than the man taking the two footer. Oh, man. That is the biggest. Jesus.

[Dick Toledo]

She's got to take three steps back to get out.

[John Holmberg]

Thing is huge. I didn't know a butt could do that. I know mine can't, so. And this one, we'll just say this is. You know, we always talk about Action Ride Shop being able to fix anything. Sure. This may be one they can't. Okay, possible they can. We're looking at the sprockets of the chain. The guy's got his wiener going into the chain. He's putting the chain onto the gears. The sprockets. That's the lowest gear you've got. Oh, God. And he's got the chain around his penis and it's trapped up against the gear mechanism. Now they're pedaling. Oh. Did it make holes abusing his pee pee? Yeah. So can we watch that giant thing again? Sure. Click back on that one. I'm trying to figure out. Good Lord. Where does it go inside of him? It's two feet. There's not enough room. It's hitting his heart.

[Brady]

Is this an illusion?

[John Holmberg]

It's hitting his heart. This might be a David Blaine. Yeah. That thing is touching that guy's heart. It's that long. Yeah. That's a woman. Those are boobs. They're not good ones, though.

[Brady]

Serious pipes.

[John Holmberg]

Look at. I didn't catch that the first time. Put her whole hand in there. You ready for some more? Yeah, let's keep going. Oh, my God. Yeah. This is an optical illusion. This is. This is a magic trick. No, human like. His stomach is in disarray. There's no way. It's like driving a truck through a furniture store. He's hitting everything.

[Dick Toledo]

She's gonna puncture a lung.

[Brady]

Oh.

[John Holmberg]

The lungs are being bashed out of the way. The heart's wondering what's going on.

[Brady]

I think he's coming out of his mouth.

[John Holmberg]

His esophagus is affected this is huge. That can't be real. That cannot be a real thing. Brady, I'm with you on this one. That's AI. No human butt can do this. It's just pushing things all over inside of. That's the biggest thing I've ever seen in my life. You can buy those. That's like. That should be illegal. Oh, you know you can buy those. Yeah, but we shouldn't. We should. We should not be allowed to own those. Look it. There's an irresponsibility going on right in front of us. She's horrible at it. Good God, man. What's going on out there right now? Brady? City of 5 million. Somebody is walking around today. Just had that done to him. Man or woman? I don't know.

[Brady]

At least he prepped for it.

[John Holmberg]

I hope so.

[Brady]

Not.

[John Holmberg]

That's not dry.

[Brady]

Not a lebaron.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no. Party's like, who? What? Just the ugly sweaty sweater party. Yeah, KDKB's doing that tomorrow. Yeah, it's fun. The big strap on nights they have over there with the soul sun or whatever bands show up into town. That's the. I'm. I can't imagine that that would be fun to anyone. That's a challenge. I got two feet of this PVC pipe I'm going to put in here. I'm like, where does it go? I don't have two feet of room. Like maybe it's fish, but curl around. Yeah. It doesn't like starts. It was thick like two feet.

[Brady]

Straightening out your.

[John Holmberg]

From my hips to my clavicle. It's not even. It's not even the same length and I'm up to my shoulders. Where does it go? I need to know.

[Dick Toledo]

No, I want that erased.

[John Holmberg]

I need to know where it goes. I need to have one of those things like when we had a health class where they had the camera inside or that. Or maybe like x ray machines where you can see how like stuff's like getting out of the way.

[Dick Toledo]

Like do like an MRI.

[Brady]

Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

[John Holmberg]

He's the only one. He's the only one that can help us. Maybe he'll do an episode on this. Star talks with Neil Degrasse Tyson. We're going to talk about where does it go today. The word you're looking for is Cameroon. 97936 is the number text Cameroon to 97936 where we were number two and we are slipping. So let's help ourselves out. Cameroon. And you can qualify for the man cave upgrade coming Up Friday. It's 98 KUPD. There goes your Brady report. It's out of control now. 98 KUPD.