06-10-25 - Followup Email Update From Beezy From WWBD - New Black Listener BLav Asks Us A Question On What We'd Decide Between 3 Choices Involving Family And Money

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 06-10-25 - Followup Email Update From Beezy From WWBD - New Black Listener BLav Asks Us A Question On What We'd Decide Between 3 Choices Involving Family And Money
Release Date: June 10, 2025

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1. The Cult's Musical Legacy

The episode kicks off with a passionate discussion about the iconic rock band The Cult. Host Bert delves into the band's enduring appeal and his personal admiration for their work.

Bert [00:45]: "There's one thing in my entire musical life... everything that you know from them is outstanding. Everything else is dreadful."

Bert elaborates on his belief that The Cult remained consistently strong throughout their career, contrasting them with other bands that he feels declined over time.

Bert [01:59]: "The longer you are as a band, the more absolute you release. The worse you get."

Host Toledo agrees, highlighting specific albums that showcase the band's excellence.

Toledo [02:02]: "Cold was huge and Sonic Temple's great. I would wonder if there's any other band that has that."

The conversation underscores The Cult's significant impact on rock music and their ability to produce timeless hits.

2. Beezy's Injury Update

Transitioning from music, the hosts revisit a listener named Beezy, who had previously mentioned an injury affecting his personal life. Initially, Bert and Toledo speculate humorously about the nature of Beezy's injury.

Bert [02:48]: "He can't get hard ons anymore but he and his wife... he feels like a real man satisfies his wife and he's not."

However, Beezy later clarifies the severity of his accident, revealing that he suffered a fall resulting in a cracked pelvis and back injuries.

Beezy [03:44 - 04:23]: "My ED comes from a direct strike I took from a fall onto a horizontal pole. I cracked my pelvis and messed up my back... the injuries turned out to be fairly severe."

The hosts respond with a mix of sympathy and their characteristic ribbing.

Bert [04:30]: "He's walking around living forever with Ed. Morning sickness."

3. Listener's Superhero Dilemma

A significant portion of the episode centers around a thought-provoking question from a new black listener, Robert "Bobby" Lavender. He presents a moral dilemma involving the restoration of a superhero's powers through one of three choices:

1. Give up a body part, and your family is rich forever.
2. Give up two family members, and you are rich forever.
3. Spend one month in the worst prison conditions with unimaginable injuries but live forever.

Bobby Lavender [06:00]: "I'd take number three so I could outlive my exes."

4. Hosts' Debates and Banter on Ethical Choices

The hosts engage in a lively and often humorous debate over Bobby's dilemma, exploring the implications of each choice.

Bert expresses discomfort with the idea of sacrificing family members, emphasizing the emotional toll.

Bert [08:55]: "It's a little selfish at 78 to kill younger family members so you can be rich."

Toledo contemplates the practicality of the choices, questioning the motivations behind living forever.

Toledo [09:05]: "I think he's on the big perp right now. I think he's taking some purple drink."

As the discussion unfolds, the hosts inventively suggest potential scenarios and hypothetical outcomes, blending dark humor with ethical considerations.

Bert [15:08]: "You get rid of the person you see every day. It could be the prick at Starbucks."

Toledo [17:04]: "I take Corey out. Thriller."

The conversation highlights the complexity of moral decisions and the hosts' unique approach to navigating such topics with humor and candidness.

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Conclusion

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, listeners are treated to a blend of musical appreciation, personal stories, and deep ethical discussions, all delivered with the show's signature humor and candid banter. From celebrating The Cult's enduring legacy to grappling with challenging moral dilemmas, the hosts provide an engaging and thought-provoking experience for their audience.

Transcript

[Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Bert]

That's a good like podcast idea. There's the Cult right there. That's the Fire one. We were just talking about the Cult that was from 89. And I. And I told the boys, I said there's one thing in my entire like, musical life. I guess that's what I have. I don't know Mucinex that the Cult wasn't a bigger band because they weren't good enough to be when they were great. Firewoman, all the stuff that they did, it was as good as it gets.

[Holmberg]

You sell Sanctuary.

[Bert]

Oh Chow baby. Everything that you know from them is outstanding. Everything else is dreadful. There's no middle to the Cult. Like there's nothing. Oh, this one. And then you doing my glasses skip. But like, you skip past that song to get to all their hits and that's it. That's all they are. And I don't know that there's any rock band that has that many unbelievable songs that are playing 35 years later that are still relevant, that have that many awful songs underneath them too. It always goes back to my theory that the longer you are as a band, the more absolute you release. The worse you get. The longer you're around, the worse you get. If you have one hit per album, that means you have 10 stinkers for the most part. So every time you put an album out.

[Toledo]

Yeah, they're. They're more than. Way more than a one hit one.

[Bert]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Cold was huge and Sonic Temple's great. I. Yeah. I would wonder if there's any other band that has that. The falloff is like unlistenable. Like, because there's bands like 7 Dust that some of their songs aren't hits, but they're still really good.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Bert]

They're just not. You just. You understood why they didn't pop the Cult. You listen to the stuff that you don't know. It's horrible. Like it is. It is it is few and far between to find a listenable song that the cult didn't release that was good.

[Holmberg]

And the Indian album dreadful.

[Bert]

Terrible. Anyway, we'll get right to it. I got to get to this before we move on. Remember Beezy yesterday from what would Brady do? Beezy was the one that had the wife that was. Yeah, he's got a car.

[Toledo]

Living the open.

[Bert]

Well yeah, they're living something.

[Toledo]

Open marriage.

[Bert]

It's not anymore so much though. It's because he emailed us and said he had an injury and it made it so we can't get hard on job. A job. A work related injury where his wiener doesn't work anymore and he didn't give us any details and that's all we cared about. So then he can't get hard ons anymore but he and his wife, who he likes to have swinger parties with and evidently likes to cuck. He no longer enjoys that because he can't get wood and he feels like a real man satisfies his wife and he's not. He's insecure.

[Toledo]

Starting to get jealous.

[Bert]

So we made fun of broke dick Beezy. BDB bdb. Hey Buck. It says hey Holmberg. It's Beezy. And we made fun too. It's like you Beezy, the guy who was out of work for a couple weeks because something happened. You work with him, let us know. We didn't hear from anybody.

[Toledo]

We were searching because he didn't get us. Maybe an injury to the taint.

[Bert]

That's what we thought. Well, we're pretty close is Luckily I work in a place where there's only three other people with me in the room. Two of them are black and one is an old woman. So none of them heard you talking about me? My ED comes from a direct strike I took from a fall onto a horizontal pole. I cracked my pelvis and messed up my back. I was walking over a beam, which I should not have been and I slipped and landed really hard like I was jumping on a horse. Anyway, the injuries turned out to be fairly severe. I was dicking around so I didn't get any money from it. Just mostly got covered for the time I missed at work. It's a small metal works place. I'll leave it there. And by the way, you guys didn't help me at all yesterday morning. Thank you, Beezy. Well, now we know he did a slip off of a brutal. I didn't know you could break your pelvis that way. But I guess it makes sense. He slammed down onto a Pole.

[Toledo]

Slap, Jacking around.

[Bert]

Just dicking around at work. Two brothers and an old lady like you ain't gonna use your dick again now, Beezy. You know that, right? Damn. Damn. How'd you see that be? Just drug broke a dick. Oh. Oh. It's gonna be hard to look in the corner and see Beyzy while I his wife this weekend. Yeah, the two brothers that you work with, if they're banging your wife, that's gonna be even harder. And that's the only hard thing about you, Beasy.

[Toledo]

Is that permanent?

[Bert]

I don't know. That's. Well, damn it, Brady. There's another. Beezy, you're listening. Is it permanent? Can you get better? And what happened with your wife? Did you talk to her? Follow up. But thanks for the update because I was on it yesterday. What in the world happened to that guy?

[Toledo]

Penile implant.

[Bert]

Yeah, I wouldn't do that.

[Toledo]

If you still have the urge.

[Bert]

Yeah, I'm not doing that. That would kill my urge the second I start pumping it up with my hand. I mean, the minute I'm done with the minutes.

[Holmberg]

Into a Reebok.

[Bert]

Yeah, you're done. I'll do the Viagra.

[Toledo]

Pinch and fill it.

[Bert]

No, stop.

[Toledo]

Fluid.

[Bert]

Stop it. That's embarrassing.

[Toledo]

Ultrex 7000.

[Bert]

I'll do. Have you looked into this?

[Toledo]

I had a fraternity brother that sells him years ago.

[Bert]

Oh, that's right. You talked about that. That's right. Either way, I'll take the pills. And when those wear off, I'm checking out. There's no reason to continue, like the sad slap because, you know, in order to find out you have ed for real, you have to go through probably about 10 different embarrassing nights with it. Like, no, no, no. I think this. And it's kind of like half, and it doesn't work. And it goes away. And you're like, oh, no. And then it just stops being. And there's nothing worse. As a man, that's. There's no reason to keep going. Just stop. Don't go putting tubes and apparatus and pinch and go. No, pinch and go. Go. Just go. No pinch and go. Piss and go. You're done. Whatever God you believe in has shut your body down for a reason. It's time for you to check out now if it's reversible. Like, if you're, like, unhealthy and your body's reacting, saying, hey, I don't get hard anymore because the blood flows bad, and work on that. But if the doctors are like, yeah, you got this, and it's forever, just Stop. We also learned yesterday we have a new black listener and maybe two more over at Beezy's office if they get hold of us. It says our new black listener's name is Robert, and his name's Robert Lavender. Which is the most awesome, smooth Bobby Lavender, man. The big purple, I call him. All right. He probably doesn't like it if I call him the big perpetrator, because that's what. Anyway, it says. Hi, it's your new black listener, Robert, currently listening to your show with my friend Edgar and Jerome. That sparked a question or debate. So Robert Lavender wants to be involved. Bobby Lavs wants to be involved. Big perp wants to be involved in what we do, he says. And this is just for no reason at all. I think he's on the big perp right now. I think he's taking some purple drink. Your superhero villain has lost his or her powers. And I like that you've included it. Could be a girl. Needs your help to get him back to save the world. And in return, you're rewarded with three options to choose from. One, you give up a body part, and your family is rich forever. Two, you give up two family members and you're rich forever. Three, you spend one month in the worst prison in extremely harsh conditions and sustain unimaginable injuries, but live forever. Bobby Lavender says, I'd take number three so I could outlive my exes. So you get. You give it. You get the superpowers are returned and you save the world. You either give up a body part and your whole family's rich. You give up two family members, or you're rich and you're rich. Or you spend a month in a terrible prison, Chateau d' if, and you're injured terribly, but you get to live forever. Which one do you do you save? Superman, essentially. And who's your favorite superhero? I think Superman would be mine. I think that's the guy.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Thor's pretty strong.

[Bert]

All right. He's good. Brett, what do you got?

[Toledo]

I'm gonna give a body part and.

[Bert]

Let your family be rich. Yeah. And you're not.

[Toledo]

If they're rich, maybe. But does it say, why would I live in poverty if. Because I. I don't know.

[Bert]

You got it. It says your family is forever rich.

[Holmberg]

All right, so it's only the three choices. Or is it.

[Bert]

That's it. Three choices. Give up a body part, your family's rich. You give up two family members and you're rich. And you spend a month in the worst prison ever and get injured. Terribly. But you live forever.

[Holmberg]

Family members gone.

[Bert]

Yeah, same. Yeah.

[Holmberg]

I got a couple pieces.

[Bert]

I guess I get two round way.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Bert]

Does it have to be like immediate family?

[Toledo]

That's what I was thinking, is immediate family.

[Bert]

I mean, my old man's 78.

[Holmberg]

He'd want what was best for you.

[Bert]

That's plenty good.

[Holmberg]

He'd want what's best for you.

[Bert]

You know, and I don't need to see him pooping himself like crazy. I give him up and then that sister of mine.

[Toledo]

But direct family, Brett, you got one.

[Bert]

Yeah. You're kind of screwed a whole life. You got to give up your dad. And then who then?

[Holmberg]

Oh, then, then it would. Then if that was the ca. Well, because there is. I mean, that is my direct family. Yeah.

[Bert]

So if they're like, all right, next closest, next one.

[Holmberg]

Oh, I'd take a body part then, because he's going to die soon anyway. I'll inherit it. So I'm good.

[Bert]

If you had your dad. Oh, here comes Toledo. He has to get laundry. Yours is easy.

[Toledo]

Well, I got two blood relatives.

[Bert]

Your Alex and your dad are out. Yeah. Yeah.

[Holmberg]

What's the problem?

[Bert]

Give up the boy.

[Toledo]

My mom.

[Bert]

You'd kill your mom?

[Toledo]

Alex and mom. Yeah, she's.

[Bert]

She's. Yeah, she's got a lot going on. And then your mom and dad.

[Edgar]

Mom and dad.

[Bert]

Okay. What if they can't find your dad? He's pretty good at hiding.

[Edgar]

Oh, Jesus.

[Toledo]

Well, but that's.

[Bert]

Who else you got. It would just be Alex.

[Edgar]

Just people on my dad's side that I've met, like my Alex and your mom.

[Bert]

Let's say that estranged family members don't count. You have to have only got.

[Edgar]

Then I've only got two choices. Yeah. I've only got two choices.

[Bert]

Off they go. So you would cut off a body part and let them be rich. You know, Alex.

[Edgar]

What's the third choice?

[Bert]

The third choice is spending a month in jail. But you live forever. That's not an option. That's a punishment.

[Edgar]

Yeah, that's a punishment.

[Toledo]

And you're injured.

[Bert]

Right. And you. And, well, you're severely injured in the prison. You're probably limp. You're probably. You're no longer Duncan.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, well, you could be severely injured, like with that last video we saw Black.

[Bert]

And you get that Alex. Or like Brady said, Beasy, you get beezied. You're walking around living forever with Ed. Morning sickness.

[Edgar]

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[Bert]

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[Bert]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Yeah. Living forever's right out. That is a curse to me. That doesn't. I've never understood. Right.

[Edgar]

You watch all your loved ones die and then watch me die again.

[Toledo]

Love what you watch me.

[Bert]

You're in prison living too. Just for a month.

[Edgar]

For a month.

[Bert]

Oh, I thought, no, no. You don't live forever in jail. Just go to jail to earn the power of living forever. Yeah. Mine's so, so easy, it's pitiful. I can kill two people in my family. Seconds. My dad, I just tell him, look, what else are you gonna do here? Are you done? But my dad's hanging around the restaurant too long at this point. Like, we need to turn this table. Yeah, we gotta go. Let's go. What do we mean? What are you gonna accomplish in the next few years that isn't gonna be weird?

[Toledo]

Sorry, you're off the menu.

[Bert]

86 I still lots of stuff to accomplish. You had plenty of time, old man. I got a paycheck waiting for me. I'm gonna give you up two family members. Oh, I know, sister. Okay, that makes sense. Sense. Not giving away mom. She's sweet. You gotta sacrifice. And he'd do that. I'd let him do. I would do that for him. Hey, look, I gotta give up two family members for a whole bunch of money. I could live forever. I'm like, all right. Oh, I'm one of them. Yeah. Okay, cool.

[Toledo]

Well, he wouldn't.

[Bert]

He'd kill my sister too.

[Toledo]

Get a bunch of money. He wouldn't live forever either way.

[Bert]

I'm just saying, whatever my dad's quandary was, I would be like, okay, I'll help you out with it.

[Edgar]

So you'd have money for the short term. I mean, it's style.

[Bert]

It's a little selfish at 78 to kill younger family members so you can be rich.

[Edgar]

Yeah.

[Bert]

Yeah. And that's the other thing. What if you Bobby Lavender, you've come up big perp. You've come up with good stuff here. Do I get to pick the family member or. That's the scary part. They choose. Oh.

[Edgar]

Or if you do it and then just randomly and even again, in my Choice, there's only 2am for me, it's.

[Bert]

Like, well, if it's just immediate family, I've already told you that two of the three of them are okay.

[Edgar]

If it's blood relatives for me, get rid of my half brothers.

[Bert]

So one of them. Either way, for me, one of them's going that I've already chosen, so I'm fine. That one's dismissed. Then if they go after my mom, I'd be like, that's.

[Toledo]

That's.

[Bert]

That's just rude. She's a weak old lady. She's a beautiful person. But if they got her, they got her. And then me and my dad would have trips. I guess I can live with all of it. I'm fine with that. What about. Oh, that's a good one. What about a family member and someone you see every day.

[Toledo]

To take them out?

[Bert]

Yeah. You get a chance that someone you see every day. So it can be an enemy. It can be again.

[Toledo]

Yeah. So, I mean, that's where I went with a body part. I mean, like, I could lose a kidney in Vegas.

[Bert]

You wouldn't kill a family member and then someone that you can just get rid of that you see every day.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, it could be the prick at Starbucks.

[Bert]

Exactly. Doesn't matter.

[Holmberg]

You know?

[Bert]

Yes. Somebody that's been up your ass every day. Like, I hate that. It could be me.

[Toledo]

Loved one and someone that's here every day.

[Bert]

Toledo. Me, Bert, Tranny, Laser. Yeah. Laser off. Laser. In a heartbeat. I don't even see him.

[Edgar]

Half this building would be gone.

[Bert]

Yeah. I don't know if I'd have that chatgpt. Oh, yeah. Get rid of the other morning. I don't think I'd kill any of them. They're. They're just fodder. They make my job easier. I Don't know.

[Toledo]

I still couldn't do it.

[Bert]

What do you mean?

[Edgar]

Because he can't. He's.

[Bert]

You can't even hypothetically kill someone at work? What's wrong with you?

[Toledo]

Oh, no, that's.

[Bert]

Well, then do it.

[Toledo]

No, but you're saying and someone.

[Bert]

And a family member. Yeah.

[Toledo]

I couldn't do it.

[Bert]

You could do it. There isn't one family member that's like Aunt Mary. Well, I mean, you know, she's almost done.

[Toledo]

Bunny's in the fourth quarter.

[Bert]

Just kill Bunny.

[Edgar]

The hot tub aunt and your mom.

[Bert]

Bunny's good.

[Toledo]

Louie. And bunny.

[Bert]

Bunny's 90. Drop bunny like six. Drop bunny like a two foot putt. She's out. She's had a nice run. She'll understand. Now kill someone at work or someone you see every day. Geez, you struggle with fun.

[Toledo]

I do. I do.

[Bert]

His face is struggling like it's gonna happen. Just kill the person.

[Edgar]

You have trouble just. You got no beasts out in the ether.

[Bert]

You got no goods or bads with Moynihan. He's a blank soul. Just end him.

[Toledo]

There's no beast.

[Bert]

End him. Scott Taylor gone. Innocuous. Meeting was gray face out.

[Holmberg]

Anybody in 2060? Nobody knows them anymore. David Hall.

[Bert]

Ted Joseph. Oh, Ed. Sorry. Look, we've named a whole sales staff. Ready? We filled all of them with. With zero reservations. You're over there thinking about it. I just pointed that one. Which. Who's that? Gardener. Yeah. Kill that.

[Toledo]

Better picking the name.

[Bert]

You liked her. I do like her. But we're getting rich here anyway.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I guess it'd be easier.

[Bert]

Look. What? Bees. Your. What does it draw out of a hat?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Bert]

Yeah. Well, I want you to choose. I want you to choose somebody. Kill someone downstairs immediately. Sorry. You'd lob off a limb and let Kirby and Ronnie be rich forever without you, dummy.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Bert]

They're leaving.

[Holmberg]

Oh, in a heartbeat.

[Bert]

Yeah. They're not sticking around for your broke ass. Plus now you're an amputee. Like they need that. You waddling around with one arm.

[Edgar]

Although you golfing on the peg leg would.

[Bert]

Hilarious. I'd go to that. I'd push you every day I could.

[Toledo]

Oops.

[Bert]

Brady fell again.

[Edgar]

You just hip checking. Oops.

[Toledo]

I made the worst mistake.

[Bert]

Should have killed that one. Sorry, Ed.

[Toledo]

Who'd you kill downstairs? Let's.

[Bert]

Good Lord. Any. Anything.

[Toledo]

I take Corey out. Thriller.

[Bert]

You're just mean.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Poor Bass might as well make it.

[Bert]

Would you kill me? You would kill Corey?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Edgar]

You're putting him out of some sort of misery.

[Bert]

It absolutely Hurts. Oh, Paula, the Toledo hater is fired up. Yeah. Take one guess.

[Edgar]

Of course.

[Bert]

You'D kill Corey. No. You can't even play alone. I'd kill Corey with my bare hands. Like, I'll do it now just to put him.

[Edgar]

You know what, Brady?

[Bert]

I don't even need this black guy's game. I do it to put it out of his misery. I don't know how he's even wandering around right now.

[Edgar]

I love how you can't even put.

[Bert]

It in the ether.

[Edgar]

You can't even breathe it.

[Bert]

Yeah. You see me right now? Of course. Like, I need you to do it. All right, you got it. Pull over his head and shake that. Shake that weak little neck. He's done. Come on. And somebody's paying me. Corey's gone. I like him, but not that much. I mean, we've replaced Guadalupe Squares host one by one. This will be easy.

[Toledo]

Line him up.

[Bert]

Have Larry come back in here and fill in until we find someone else. The thriller is nice, but off you go. For the right price. Leave it to our new black listener. And all of a sudden, people start dying. Of course. That's how that goes. Yeah. Killing your family is like you got old people in your family. That's easy.

[Edgar]

Yeah, but like you said, what if you don't get a choose? What if it's not the obvious choice?

[Bert]

What if they give you the list? Yeah, like circle one.

[Edgar]

Yeah. The people that you most want on it aren't there.

[Bert]

What if it's Bunny, Tom and Amy to save Kirby.

[Edgar]

Oh, you're doing it. You're doing it.

[Bert]

I kill myself.

[Toledo]

So long brother and sister and mom.

[Bert]

Well, you kill all three of them. I just said pick one. Oh, man, what a price. He's a mass murderer now.

[Toledo]

Then Bunny. That's easy.

[Bert]

Okay. What if it's Tom and Amy?

[Toledo]

I'll go Amy.

[Bert]

All right.

[Toledo]

I'll go by the age. By age?

[Bert]

Yeah. That means you like Tom better. You jumped on Amy too fast. He finally tried. Now he found out the truth of this scientific experiment. Which family member is your least favorite? And Brady chooses Amy. Hunches Amy. Tom's cool. Damn it. Walked into your trap. Kyle goes. Will you kill somebody already? Brady, please. We've all gone through the exercise.

[Edgar]

Who's Matthiah got left?

[Holmberg]

Her brother.

[Edgar]

He's out for.

[Holmberg]

For me?

[Edgar]

Yeah.

[Bert]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Holmberg]

Not my brother.

[Bert]

Yeah. You'd kill him? Oh, that's not even fought in laws. I mean, I'd pay you. This is great. Wait a minute. You're gonna pay me to do this. I couldn't possibly. What a gift. And I know you get away with it. Great. Even God's in on it, so there's no punishment later.

[Toledo]

Sweet.

[Bert]

Yeah, it's pretty cool. You get like a purge, like a Lord Jesus lightning bolt. And you can use it on two. What about Kirby, Ronnie or Bunny? To save Tom.

[Toledo]

To save Tom.

[Bert]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Bunny.

[Bert]

You kill Bunny, you kill your mother. I just let Tom go.

[Toledo]

Great life.

[Bert]

Just let Tom die. Save your mother.

[Edgar]

You son of a. I love how you spin it.

[Bert]

Now put the gills on him and see his face. I hate the kill games.

[Toledo]

Okay. Can I reverse? Come on.

[Bert]

You killed Thriller, though. And there's a chance he'll come back as a dancing zombie. That's true. You don't want to start messing around with the superpowers Cory's got. Yeah, I don't want that. Anyway, thank you to our black listener. Fantastic work. He's new. Bobby Lavender, the big perp, as we like to call him.

[Edgar]

B Lav.

[Bert]

No, no. It sounds weird. No, sounds like a soap. The Cameroon is the word you want to text. 97936. That is the word you text for the man cave upgrade, which is happening on Friday. The finals are at least happening on Friday. And if you guys want involved in that, you got to qualify first. The man cave upgrade is upon us. Cameroon is the glorious word we're looking for today. And what you will win is outstanding. You're gonna get yourself all the stuff from our friends at prestige billiards. AZ.com. and now they're gonna give you. I don't even know here. Got the pool table, you got the ping pong table. You got the air hockey table, you got the smoker. Twin peaks gives you $200 in gift cards. Wise coating is going to coat your garage floor. If you want to make your man cave your garage, that is what they'll do. That's awesome stuff. And then of course, game day Men's health gives you $1,000 in gift certificates to their operation as well. That is what you get as a man for man cave up brand. You can be a woman and win this thing. Why not?

[Holmberg]

Has that happened?

[Bert]

We've had one try to be part of it. She's going to give it to her dad, which I thought was really cool. And get away with an awesome getaway for a Father's day thing. We should have women involved trying to give this to their fathers for Father's Day, which is this Sunday. It's pretty neat. All the qualifiers for today with Cameroon When Toledo calls and you get a qualifier, get $50 gift cards to Vaughn Hansen's Meat and Spirits. Cameroon is the word today. It's going to close up in just moments. It's 98KuPD. Arizona's most powerful rock. It's out of control now. 98KuP.