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Holmberg
Tuesday that means it's time. Hold on. Oh boy, here we go. Ah, came in. When?
Brett
Been doing that all morning.
Holmberg
And sneezes. There have been hot releases. There's been some hot releases. I'm proud of these. These have some mustard on them. Again, I'd say 95% of the times I release anything from this pristine cavern. There is no smell. But today, strong. Fairly proud of it. It is time for the hot releases. It is brought to you by our friends@newac.unit.com got an email from a guy who got his AC unit replaced, did not go to new AC unit.com and is having nothing but trouble. That's 100% true for everyone else you'd use. I don't know. I don't know if that's a bad commercial. New ac unit.com is the place you go if you want to replace that AC unit. If it's starting to, you know, give you ideas like it might not be doing too well. It's the first week you're going to need it. This is not going to be a short run of acu. So if you've got problems already, look into getting that thing replaced right now and do it quickly. With new AC unit.com they beat out that middleman. So those prices are a lot lower and you save, save thousands. Save time. Buy online new ac unit.com Toledo your first release me all the TV games, movies, all that stuff.
Dan
Nothing really game wise. Nintendo Switch 2 took over everything last week so people are still trying to get their new Nintendo Switch. I saw things online where people were waiting in line for a month.
Brett
I went to Best Buy just to pick something up for the new house and there were dudes the night before camped out hanging out for the Switch.
Dan
Yes, they had been lying.
Brett
I was like, oh my God, that's.
Holmberg
A crazy thing for me. With the Internet and technology being as good as it is, how come they still can't make those things fast enough for release. Like, they know how many people want one.
Dan
Well, and you would think Amazon would know how many they have, right?
Holmberg
Well, that's my point.
Dan
It tells me, well, you better order now. You only got two left in stock.
Holmberg
But they do it on purpose to force demand, because McDonald's knows how many burgers to serve in a day. They might get a rush, they might not. But if they introduce the McFlurry, they don't get lines around the block when we're out of them.
Dan
Like, they know because that machine's always done well.
Holmberg
That's true, but they produce. What? My point is, they produce enough to know we got a huge demand for this thing. Let's. Let's oversash.
Brett
I didn't notice the what lines for the s' mores.
Holmberg
I should have never brought it up because I knew. Great point. I knew Big Food, but I didn't notice it was. And, yeah, all right, we weren't talking about that. My point is, how does Nintendo not just oversaturate and then be ready for release date? They're always, you know, we'll get five of them. Like, every store is five. I think they have the inventory. Of course they do. But why? Why not just sell them all? I don't get it.
Dan
Can you change your Instagram to Big Food?
Holmberg
Yeah, he's Big Food. Big food at 98. Can you do that? Big Food. I'm Big Food.
Dan
Netflix this week. Train wreck. The Astroworld tragedy documentary on the Travis Scott Festival.
Holmberg
Is this the one that killed people? Did ever tell you that I used to go through Wikipedia pages and change all of the former governors of Arizona's death to trampled at AstroWorld just to see how fast it would get.
Dan
How long did it last?
Brett
Evan Meekin was there.
Holmberg
Yeah, I killed Evan Mecham. Well, I keep their original death and then say, you know Evan Meekam? I had him crawl out of the ground and because he needed to go to Astroworld, where he was trampled to death. It is unbelievable how fast that got corrected. Like, Mo Udall was one of them. I don't know if he was one of the governors. It's just people's names. I remember I changed his to getting trampled to death at AstroWorld. And it was like a dude emailed me within a minute. You can't do this. Like, how did you get my email? He tracked me. It was terrifying.
Dan
Didn't Travis Scott also say that he's gonna do it again?
Holmberg
Yeah, it wasn't his fault.
Brett
That Was like. That was like the Woodstock documentary, right?
Dan
A little bit. Also out on Netflix is cocaine air smugglers at 30,000ft.
Holmberg
Oh, cool. Just about dudes who smuggle coke. Pilots as drug traffickers. I think they're high class drug mules. Pilots. Did they know what was happening and look the other way? 26 suitcases. 26. Wait. Who cares about bags?
Dan
Pilots of pilots.
Holmberg
I don't remember what I said before. Wow. That makes the most sense of all that.
Dan
This one's for you, John. Titan Ocean Gate. They made a documentary about the strategy there.
Holmberg
There was no way of knowing where title was going to fail, but it was a mathematical certainty that it would fail. Oh, man, this thing's going to be tough to watch. Stockton saw an opportunity to restart tourist visits to Titanic. Stockton fully believed in what he was doing and that it would wanted fame to fuel his ego. Fame. I have no desire to die. And that I believe I understand this kind of risk. I thought Stockton was a borderline psychopath. Oh, man. They're blaming the dead man.
Dan
No kidding.
Holmberg
That's another good one.
Brett
When you jump on a boat and it's controlled by a PlayStation controller, you know, Come on.
Dan
Agree there.
Holmberg
Second thoughts are things that are homemade that are going to go way down. I don't even want them in the bottom of my pool.
Brett
Right.
Dan
I don't know if the producers of Love on the Spectrum did this one also, but Virgins is out on TLC this week. Season one, four older versions. Virgins, I guess.
Alex
Yeah.
Chime
Pure paradise.
Holmberg
Yes.
Chime
You are not on the beach though, because that would hurt, I think. And get messy.
Holmberg
Yes. I imagine it feels glorious. That's why people do it so much.
Chime
I'm of course gonna be in my head of like, am I doing this right? Am I doing this right? My fears are bad. I'm bad at it.
Holmberg
Yeah.
John
Everybody looks like they're 12, 37.
Chime
I'm 30.
Holmberg
I'm 34. He's got a PlayStation controller for a pillow. Oh, my God. You got it.
John
I have never masturbated.
Chime
I've never had an orgasm. I'm a prude. I felt that crazy. Of course I want it. Who doesn't want it? But I'm not doing it.
Brett
What are you doing?
Holmberg
You're a woman.
Chime
Ooh.
John
My situation is I am still a virgin. And what's even more crazy, I am a divorced virgin. That's why.
Alex
What?
Holmberg
It doesn't count? Her marriage never counted. Gotta consummate that, right?
Dan
Yeah.
Holmberg
The magic happens, unfortunately for me, doesn't.
Brett
That's Obvious. Look.
Holmberg
This dude looks like Bluto from the Popeye.
John
When was the last time you had a real date?
Brett
10 years ago.
Holmberg
Whoa.
John
Alex is a really great guy. I don't know why he stole.
Holmberg
Then you bone him.
John
It's Tundra speed dating.
Holmberg
I am scared to approach women.
John
He just needs to get laid.
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Holmberg
Holmberg's morning sickness.
Chime
I hire a hooker and those broads even got laid.
Brett
Come on.
Chime
But I don't hook up with people. I've never had a boyfriend like that is abnormal.
John
Go, Dan.
Holmberg
She's hot though. This one's like good looking.
Chime
Extremely worried that having sex is a.
Dan
Bull writer like Meline.
Holmberg
For me.
Brett
That'S some 40 year old virgin stuff.
Holmberg
Yeah, well, they did that right out of the movie. They did the same thing. But if you're a woman and you're a virgin and you go on TV to say I'm a virgin, it's. That's lined up. Yeah. This is.
Brett
Your DMS are full.
Holmberg
Come on. You go to a bar and say, I'm. I want to have sex with someone. They're like, okay.
Dan
They'll line up.
Holmberg
Yeah.
Dan
On Prime Video this week. Rom Khan. Who the F is Jason Porter? Couple ladies got scammed online for romance.
John
Our first date. He told me, I waited my whole life to meet you. Heather, my man. I Mean, who doesn't want to hear that?
Holmberg
Everyone. That's crazy.
John
Makes me feel beautiful. Desired. He's sexy. Muscles like a man.
Holmberg
What's he doing to you?
Chime
Extremely complimentary.
Holmberg
He bought me. First question you should do is, why is this guy with me?
John
I was hooked, man. I met two Jace. Jace dawn on a dating app. I had some doubts. Are you really into older women? I'm trying to understand. Who is this guy? I was on my computer, and one name just kept popping up. Jason Porter. Jason Porter. Who's Jason Porter? Who's Jason Porter? Who the is Jason Porter? He was a thief. He committed fraud.
Holmberg
Got them all. Yep. That might be fun to watch, too. There's some good stuff coming out this week.
Dan
Last one I have is podcaster Alex Cooper. She has her podcast, Call Her Daddy. Yeah, she's got a show on Hulu now. Call her Alex.
Holmberg
She's exploding. Perfections in the show are what make.
John
It even more me.
Dan
Here we go.
John
She was an astute businesswoman who understood where podcasting?
Holmberg
Oh, it's a podcast. Or it's a show about her podcast about empowerment. No, she killed it. I don't know what happened, but she became huge. Just gargantuan. Anyway, whatever. Those broads in that mommy retreat yesterday, they were listening.
Dan
They've listened to Color Day.
Holmberg
They love. They were. Probably had it all in their earbuds yesterday while they were getting rescued.
Dan
Yes, absolutely. All right, that's all I got.
Holmberg
All right, Brett, what do you got?
Brett
All right, right here we got new stuff from Buck Cherry coming out. This is Set It Free.
Holmberg
I have lived a good life, Travel coast to coast, Filled it up with sunshine. Very 80s. He still looks.
Brett
He hasn't aged at all. He still looks 70 like he did 20 years ago.
Dan
Kid wrote Dennis Leary.
Holmberg
It is all right.
Dan
Yeah, that's Buck Cherry.
Holmberg
It's Buck Cherry.
Brett
There's one for Dale Dirks Bentley. She Hates me.
Holmberg
Put your IQs down or you'll lose them.
Dan
He's in town next weekend.
Holmberg
Did he redo the she loves her mama don't do drama? Holds her Whiskey knows her Wh.
Dan
Oh, you thought she wants me for me from.
Holmberg
She Hates me Puddle of. Pretty much.
Brett
All right, let's just keep with that theme of how great it is. Neil Young and the Chrome Hearts.
Holmberg
Oh, no, he's still alive.
Brett
Again, the Chrome Hearts.
Holmberg
Here it comes. That's right. Yeah. That's enough. Crazy Horse wanted nothing to do with this. Nobody. Everybody's. Crazy Horse gets a call and is like, neil's still alive.
Brett
Let's keep it going for John here.
Holmberg
Christ, Brett. What are you trying to kill me today? It's the music. New stuff from the Cure.
Brett
This is the Cure. It's the remix from their last album. This is can never say goodbye to Paul Okenfilm Cinematic remix.
Holmberg
There's that thing. Weird children's cl he has to wake up. Love slipping away I can't no right.
Brett
Cutting myself about Van Morrison. Cutting corners.
Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett
Brown eyed girl.
Holmberg
It's the.
Brett
Yeah.
Holmberg
Like the most unbelievably.
Brett
Dance is good too.
Holmberg
Yeah. Yeah. But really annoying karaoke. You can't get out of every karaoke Marseille. Yeah, exactly. Somebody's singing that. I like his voice but I don't need to hear him. It's 85. This guy's got to be ancient. Cuz I'm cutting corners and I'm standing still missing you and I always. All right, that's enough of F. All right.
Brett
And then I'll just bring us to N word or F word. The game is sweeping the nation. And this is actually new music too. From 50 Cent.
Holmberg
Fitty's got a new one out.
Brett
Yeah, this is. Call me crazy.
Holmberg
The Brady won last week. I'm going mother effer. Damn it. Mother effort me forever. Since I'm one same.
Brett
Brady. So street.
Holmberg
I'm gonna go with super friendly N word.
Dan
Super friendly N word.
Holmberg
Really? Like embraceable. The embraceable N word you embraceable N word you.
Chime
All right.
Dan
That leaves me with the angry ones.
Holmberg
All right, here we go. Fitty. Go get him. It is what it is, man. I wanted mother so bad. Freddie had first choice and he took it. I knew it was gon on the ones and twos. Damn it. Second right away. I need one this morning. Did you have that one rolling Kind.
Brett
Of a fire with this one title the creator show. This is what happens.
Holmberg
Like somebody tips him off. He's got some. Maybe a big per is giving him tips through the text.
Brett
Kirby text me just before that.
Holmberg
She was listening. You should introduce Kirby to big Bob Lavender.
Brett
Big Bob.
Holmberg
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: June 10, 2025
Hosted by John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dan, Alex, Chime, and John
The episode kicks off with the hosts discussing the overwhelming demand for the Nintendo Switch 2. Dan highlights the widespread anticipation, noting, "Nintendo Switch 2 took over everything last week so people are still trying to get their new Nintendo Switch" (02:07). Brett shares his firsthand experience, mentioning how fans were camping out at Best Buy: "There were dudes the night before camped out hanging out for the Switch" (02:24). Holmberg humorously critiques the supply strategy, wondering, "With the Internet and technology being as good as it is, how come they still can't make those things fast enough for release?" (02:29). The hosts debate whether companies intentionally limit supply to boost demand, comparing it to McDonald's strategy with their McFlurry: "They produce enough to know we got a huge demand for this thing. Let's oversash" (03:07).
Transitioning to entertainment news, the hosts delve into Netflix's latest documentaries. Holmberg introduces the "Trainwreck Astroworld" tragedy documentary, drawing parallels to historical events with a humorous touch: "I used to go through Wikipedia pages and change all of the former governors of Arizona's death to trampled at AstroWorld just to see how fast it would get corrected" (03:53). Dan adds context about Travis Scott's comments, asking, "Didn't Travis Scott also say that he's gonna do it again?" (04:38). Shifting focus, Holmberg discusses "Cocaine Air," a documentary about pilots smuggling cocaine: "Pilots as drug traffickers. I think they're high class drug mules" (04:45). The conversation raises questions about the awareness and complicity of these pilots in their illicit activities.
Holmberg leads a poignant discussion on the Titan OceanGate disaster, emphasizing the inevitable failure of the project: "There was no way of knowing where Titan was going to fail, but it was a mathematical certainty that it would fail" (05:24). The hosts critique Stockton's motivations, suggesting his pursuit was fueled by ego: "Stockton saw an opportunity to restart tourist visits to Titanic. Stockton fully believed in what he was doing and that it would want fame to fuel his ego" (05:30). Dan echoes the sentiment, noting the unfair blame placed on Stockton: "They're blaming the dead man" (06:05). The conversation underscores the risks and ethical considerations in such high-stakes ventures.
A substantial segment is dedicated to TLC's new season of "Virgins." The hosts engage in a humorous yet sincere discussion about the show's portrayal of individuals struggling with virginity. Holmberg reminisces, "This dude looks like Bluto from the Popeye" (07:33), while Chime shares personal insecurities: "I've never had an orgasm. I'm a prude. I felt that crazy" (06:40). The conversation evolves into an exchange about societal pressures and personal experiences with virginity, highlighting the show's impact on viewers. John adds depth by questioning the status of divorceed virgins: "I am still a virgin. And what's even more crazy, I am a divorced virgin" (07:10).
The hosts spotlight Alex Cooper and her podcast "Call Her Daddy," which has recently expanded to Hulu. Holmberg praises her entrepreneurial spirit: "She's exploding. Perfections in the show are what make..." (10:42), though the segment cuts off before completing the thought. Dan continues, emphasizing her success: "She was an astute businesswoman who understood where podcasting was headed" (10:37). The discussion reflects on Cooper's influence and the evolution of her platform from podcasting to broader media presence.
Brett announces new music from prominent artists, sparking lively debates among the hosts:
The segment introduces a new game titled "N Word or F Word," featuring 50 Cent's latest track. Holmberg humorously navigates the game's controversial title, suggesting, "super friendly N word you embraceable N word" (15:17). The hosts discuss the reception of the game, with Dan balancing the conversation by mentioning more intense versions: "That leaves me with the angry ones" (15:26).
Returning to digital issues, the hosts examine a new documentary on Prime Video about romance scams perpetrated by individuals like Jason Porter. John narrates the deceit experienced by victims: "He was a thief. He committed fraud" (10:37). Holmberg reflects on the emotional manipulation involved, questioning, "Why is this guy with me?" (10:06), highlighting the vulnerability of those scammed.
Notable Quotes:
Holmberg on Nintendo Switch 2 Supply Issues: "How does Nintendo not just oversaturate and then be ready for release date? They're always, you know, we'll get five of them." (03:07)
Holmberg on Titan OceanGate Disaster: "There was no way of knowing where Titan was going to fail, but it was a mathematical certainty that it would fail." (05:24)
Chime on Virginity: "I've never had an orgasm. I'm a prude. I felt that crazy." (06:40)
Holmberg on Alex Cooper: "She's exploding. Perfections in the show are what make..." (10:42)
Holmberg on Music Longevity: "I like his voice but I don't need to hear him. It's 85. This guy's got to be ancient." (14:28)
This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" weaves through a variety of topics, balancing humor with insightful commentary. From dissecting supply chain strategies in the gaming industry to delving into the emotional complexities of virginity as portrayed on reality TV, the hosts engage listeners with candid conversations and relatable anecdotes. The discussions on recent documentaries and music releases provide listeners with a comprehensive overview of current cultural phenomena, ensuring that both entertainment and critical analysis are thoroughly covered.