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Episode: Recapping The Empowered Mom Hikers Story - Entertainment Drill - TUE - Presidents Ranked By Their Hair
Release Date: June 10, 2025

Introduction to the Empowered Mom Hikers Story

In this episode, host John Holmberg kicks off the discussion by addressing the recent news surrounding the "Empowered Mom Hikers." He humorously critiques the group's attempt to climb a mountain under extreme heat, which ultimately required a rescue by firefighters.

Holmberg (01:00): "It's already 100 degrees today... if you're in a mommy empowerment zone and you guys want to climb something right now, highly recommend you climb the oven and do some work in there and get some cookies made."

Brady Bogen and Larry join in, further poking fun at the situation, highlighting the inefficacy and humorous side of the empowerment movement when taken to such extremes.

Brady (01:55): "And four couldn't handle it."
Holmberg (02:00): "Dumbasses. Bunch of dumbasses."

Commentary on Empowerment Movements

The team delves deeper into the dynamics of empowerment groups, contrasting mommy and daddy empowerment movements. Holmberg sarcastically suggests traditional roles as an alternative to such groups.

Holmberg (03:00): "As a man, let me suggest as a men's empowerment movement, you go home, you shower up, you make a nice meal, have a stiff drink waiting for the fellow when he gets home and thank him for that paycheck."

Brady reflects on failed men's movements like the Promise Keepers, emphasizing the challenges in genuinely uplifting men's roles without falling into clichés.

Brady (04:18): "Even the Promise Keepers. So you know what?"
Holmberg (04:19): "Yeah. They were just packed with dudes. Just like, I'm lost."

ReactDefense Entertainment Drill

Transitioning from empowerment discussions, the show introduces the "Entertainment Drill," sponsored by ReactDefense.com. Brady promotes the importance of self-defense and physical activity for older adults, emphasizing cognitive and physical benefits.

Brady (07:21): "It's the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment."
Holmberg (07:46): "Reactdefense.com. Check it all out right there."

Hollywood Headlines and Movie Endings

The conversation shifts to Hollywood, where Brady and Holmberg dissect recent celebrity court cases and the buzz around movies with disappointing endings, referencing a BuzzFeed list.

Brady (09:31): "Great news. We won't have to hear about Justin Baldini. And yeah, Blake Lively's court case."
Holmberg (10:33): "Why does the car fly?" (Referring to the movie "Grief")

They critique several films, including "Hancock," "Signs," "Interstellar," and "X Men Origins: Wolverine," discussing how their finales detract from the overall narratives.

Brady (10:32): "Buzzfeed just put a list of great movies that completely fall apart at the end."
Holmberg (11:37): "She would always... Everything you have that you ever needed in your life is right there for you." (Discussing "The Wizard of Oz" reference)

Presidents Ranked by Their Hair

A humorous segment ensues as the team ranks U.S. Presidents based on their hairstyles, highlighting both historical and contemporary figures.

Brady (12:46): "There was a poll that asked Americans which presidents have the best hair."
Holmberg (13:00): "It got messed up. Who else had great hair? McKinley."

They discuss various presidents, from JFK and Ronald Reagan to Donald Trump and Abraham Lincoln, with playful banter about their iconic looks.

Brady (13:25): "The bottom of the list was William McKinley."
Holmberg (14:27): "Obama. It's both." (Referring to Obama's hairstyle)

Tribute to a Beloved Family Dog

Towards the end of the episode, the hosts share a heartfelt moment honoring a family dog named Mila who passed away. They express condolences and emphasize the joy pets bring to their lives.

Holmberg (15:07): "Mila was my kid's favorite, and cancer got her leg, and there's nothing we could do. She was 10 and lived a good life."
Brady (15:06): "Dogs make people happy."

Closing Remarks

The episode wraps up with Holmberg reiterating the day's dismissal of empowered mommies' mountain-climbing antics and a lighthearted promise to return the next day.

Holmberg (16:55): "Sorry, empowered mommies, good luck today."
Brady (17:45): "Larry's going to be handing out money too."

He signs off humorously, hinting at more antics to come in future episodes.

Holmberg (17:46): "Have a great one. We'll see you tomorrow."

Notable Quotes:

• Holmberg (01:00): "If you're in a mommy empowerment zone... highly recommend you climb the oven and do some work in there and get some cookies made."

• Brady (04:18): "Even the Promise Keepers. So you know what?"
  Holmberg (04:19): "Yeah. They were just packed with dudes."

• Brady (09:31): "Great news. We won't have to hear about Justin Baldini."

• Holmberg (13:37): "It's the best and worst black president hair we've ever had."

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness seamlessly blends humor with sharp commentary on social movements, entertainment, and even presidential aesthetics, all while maintaining the show's signature irreverent tone. Whether you're interested in the latest empowerment fiascos, Hollywood's missteps, or simply in for a laugh, this episode delivers a comprehensive and engaging listen.