Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: Rock Wars - Song That Plays When Cowboy Cody Enters The Bar Release Date: June 11, 2025

Overview In this lively episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg, along with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, dive into a spirited segment titled "Rock Wars." The discussion centers around selecting the perfect theme song that encapsulates the disruptive entrance of the archetypal character, Cowboy Cody, into a bar setting. The episode combines humor, personal anecdotes, and interactive voting, showcasing the dynamic chemistry of the morning show's team.

Rock Wars: Choosing Cowboy Cody’s Theme Song

00:12 – 12:19

The segment kicks off with the hosts introducing the concept of Cowboy Cody—a recurring figure in their local bar scenes known for causing a ruckus upon entry. Bret Vesely sets the stage by sharing stories of similar bar personalities, setting a relatable foundation for listeners.

Bret Vesely:
"Which would you rather do? Go to a private all white school and get A's or a public school and get all these D's. Nuts in your mouth. These nuts in your mouth."
[01:52]

Debating Song Choices

03:17 – 10:22

As the discussion unfolds, the hosts brainstorm potential songs that could serve as aural signals whenever Cowboy Cody strides into a bar. The goal is to find a tune that instantly communicates the impending chaos to both patrons and bartenders.

John Holmberg:
"Let's do the song that everybody in the room hears in their mind as soon as our cowboy Rob guy or whoever Cowboy Cody comes rolling in."
[03:18]

Bret Vesely:
"When you see the guy come in, you're like, oh Christ. It used to be, oddly enough at the Swizzle Inn, it was the owner, Beth, when she, she was the Cowboy Cody of the Swizzle Inn."
[07:24]

The team explores various musical genres, from classic rock to heavy metal, aiming to capture the essence of Cowboy Cody's disruptive presence.

Song Suggestions and Rationale

10:03 – 13:37

Three primary song contenders emerge during the debate:

1. "Kill Yourself" by Stormtroopers of Death
   John Holmberg suggests this song for its aggressive tone, fitting the chaotic nature of Cowboy Cody.

   John Holmberg:
   "I'm going with an oldie but a goodie. Billy Milano and the boys from Stormtroopers of Death. Because basically when this clown walks in the door, you just want him to kill himself."
   [11:50]

2. "Toxic" by Britney Spears
   Bret Vesely opts for this pop hit, emphasizing its widespread recognition and ironic suitability.

   Bret Vesely:
   "Toxic is the king, Brady or Beta? Brady for the rock wars champ."
   [16:03]

3. "Hank3 Hellbilly"
   Brady Bogen proposes this track, highlighting its rebellious spirit.

   Dick Toledo:
   "Brady loves that. Hank 3 for the song that lets everybody know that the Cowboy Cody of this dive bar just walked in and the night's pretty much over."
   [12:22]

Interactive Voting and Final Decision

13:37 – 19:24

To engage listeners, the hosts open up voting through texts and emails, allowing the audience to choose the ultimate theme song for Cowboy Cody. Initial results show a close race between "Toxic" and "Hank3 Hellbilly," with Stormtroopers of Death trailing behind.

Bret Vesely:
"You can text, you can email. You can do all that stuff. We'll find out who wins Rock Wars."
[12:52]

As votes pour in, contention mounts between the edgy metal track and the mainstream pop anthem. A tiebreaker involving caller interactions ultimately sways the decision.

Elliot (Caller):
"Yo, I'm feeling real toxic today. So it's got to be Britney."
[17:44]

The episode culminates with "Toxic" by Britney Spears emerging victorious, much to the amusement and surprise of the hosts.

Final Announcement:
"Toxic it is. It's out of control now."
[19:24]

Conclusion The "Rock Wars" segment not only provides a humorous take on local bar dynamics but also showcases the hosts' ability to engage and entertain their audience through interactive content. By the episode's end, "Toxic" triumphs as the definitive theme song for Cowboy Cody, adding another memorable moment to Holmberg's Morning Sickness repertoire.

Notable Quotes:

• "Everybody would be singing along to this one." — Bret Vesely, [11:50]
• "Toxic by Britney. That's my thing." — Bret Vesely, [17:14]
• "Nothing says crazy quite like Britney Spears." — Bret Vesely, [13:25]

For more engaging discussions and entertaining segments, tune in to Holmberg's Morning Sickness weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM on 98 KUPD or visit www.98kupd.com.