Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: 06-12-25
Release Date: June 12, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Station: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Duration: Approximately 32 minutes

1. Operation Hydration: Supporting Phoenix Rescue Mission

In this episode, Brett and Matthias spotlight Operation Hydration, a charitable initiative aimed at collecting water donations for the Phoenix Rescue Mission. Brett is actively participating by collecting water at Safeway on 39th Avenue and Happy Valley Road.

• Brett shares, "Nobody should... die of thirst because of water” ([03:43]).
• The team acknowledges the contributions from local businesses such as Safeway, Albertsons Amco, Lerner and Row, and Schwartz Laser Eye Centers.
• Matthias emphasizes community involvement: "We are collecting all of those water donations... it's a great cause" ([03:25]).

Highlights:

• Shelly Boggs from Super Nintendo is also contributing by organizing water drives at her office.
• The initiative rewards participants with Pantera tickets and 98KUPD swag, encouraging more community members to donate.
• Brett humorously interacts with listeners, challenging them to hold three cases of water for a chance to win additional prizes ([04:30]).

2. Brady Report: National Celebrations and Hospitality Trends

Brady Bogen introduces the segment with celebratory notes on National Jerky Day and National Peanut Butter Cookie Day, sparking light-hearted banter about unconventional food pairings.

• Brett humorously critiques the combination: "Bad combo. Terrible.” ([06:48]).

Transitioning to more serious topics, Brady discusses a trend that could potentially phase out traditional hotel front desks:

• Brady states, "70% of American travelers are more likely to check themselves into a hotel using an app or self-service kiosk” ([07:05]).
• Brett relates personally, sharing his experience with app-based check-ins in Vegas ([07:34]).
• The discussion touches on generational differences, noting that Gen Z travelers are less likely to leave tabs open at bars, possibly due to better budgeting habits ([08:11]).

3. Survey: Best Fast Food Fries

A comprehensive survey analyzing 40,000 Yelp reviews was discussed to determine the best fast-food fries in Arizona:

• Brady announces, "McDonald's. Wendy's is close second to last” ([10:50]).
• The consensus among hosts:
  • McDonald's: Dominates the survey despite occasional inconsistencies in fry quality.
  • In-N-Out: Ranked highly but critiqued for the fries tasting frozen ([10:55]).
  • Shake Shack and Freddy's Frozen Custard and Steakburgers: Praised for freshness, though Brett expresses a personal preference against their taste ([11:07]).

Notable Quote:

• Brett on McDonald's: "McDonald's is the best by far, so good. Except for when they miss.” ([11:46]).

4. Incident Report: Machete-Related Stabbing in Florida

A concerning incident was reported involving a man using a machete during a verbal altercation:

• Brett questions the situation: "Did he start the argument with a man with a machete?” ([12:54]).
• Brady provides details: "Angel Ramos Arce, 35 years old, got into a verbal altercation at a Circle K in Kissimmee, Florida, before stabbing the dude with the machete” ([12:57]).
• Discussion highlights the dangers of confronting an armed individual and the importance of de-escalation ([13:05]).

Notable Quote:

• Brett emphasizes caution: "If you're willing to walk publicly with a machete, you're probably willing to use it.” ([27:13]).

5. Health Segment: Dog Diarrhea and Breed Susceptibility

A report from the Royal Veterinary College in the UK was discussed, focusing on dog diarrhea across different breeds:

• Brady shares findings: "One in every 12 dogs experienced diarrhea serious enough to go to the vet each year” ([15:07]).

• Highlighted Breeds with Higher Risk:

  • Maltese
  • Miniature Poodle
  • Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
  • German Shepherd
  • Yorkshire Terrier
  • Cockapoo

• Conversely, lower risk observed in Jack Russell and Chihuahua breeds ([16:24]).

Hosts' Commentary:

• Brett shares a personal anecdote about his English Sheepdog's messy experience, highlighting the challenges of grooming long-haired breeds ([16:32]).

6. Local News: 70-Year-Old Arrested for Vandalism at Sam's Club

A bizarre incident involving a senior citizen was reported:

• Brady details, "A 70-year-old Florida man... was arrested for peeing on two pallets of canned goods, including Spam and Vienna sausages, at a Sam's Club in Lady Lake, Florida” ([17:47]).
• Altercation: After the act, the man wandered to the snack section, settled on patio furniture, and completed his shopping before being identified and arrested ([18:19]).

Legal Implications:

• Charges include: Disorderly conduct and criminal mischief, the latter being a felony due to the extensive damage caused ([18:34]).

Discussion:

• Brett and Toledo humorously speculate on the extent of the vandalism and its impact on the store's inventory ([19:20]).

7. Viral Video Commentary: Humorous and Tragic Incidents

The hosts reviewed and commented on several viral videos submitted by listeners:

• Waitress Stumble: A waitress stumbles over a chair at a bar and crashes through a glass window. The incident raises discussions about stunt safety and viral content ethics ([20:55]).

  Brett shares a personal story about his father's accidental encounter with a sliding glass door, drawing parallels to the video and adding humor to the discussion ([21:03]).

• Little League Football Incident: A video depicting rough play in a children's football game led to conversations about sports safety and appropriate coaching practices ([24:40]).

• Landscaping Fight: A creative altercation involving a plant stabilizing pole turned into a makeshift weapon, highlighting unusual fight tactics ([25:34]).

Notable Quote:

• Brett on the landscaping fight: "It's me versus a Jo Koy, I think... fighting against dudes with sticks.” ([26:17]).

8. Upcoming Interview: Michael Longfellow from Saturday Night Live

The episode wraps up with a teaser for an upcoming interview featuring Michael Longfellow, who has recently interacted with Billy from Saturday Night Live.

• Brett introduces Michael, mentioning his appearance on SNL and his ties to Phoenix ([29:38]).
• Discussion hints at Michael's local roots and his experiences in the entertainment industry ([30:07]).

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of light-hearted banter, community-focused initiatives, and engaging discussions on current events. From supporting local charities to dissecting viral moments, the hosts maintain an entertaining and informative atmosphere, ensuring listeners are both amused and informed.

Notable Quotes:

• Brett on Operation Hydration: "Nobody should... die of thirst because of water” ([03:43]).
• Brady on Fast Food Fries: "McDonald's is the best by far, so good. Except for when they miss.” ([11:46]).
• Brett on Machete Incident: "If you're willing to walk publicly with a machete, you're probably willing to use it.” ([27:13]).

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