06-12-25 - New AI Tech Can Help Men w/Low Sperm Count To Make Babies From Few Sperm - John Learns We Can 3D Print Flesh Now And We Think Of The Porn Possibilities More Than Medical Ones

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 06-12-25
Title: New AI Tech Can Help Men w/Low Sperm Count To Make Babies From Few Sperm - John Learns We Can 3D Print Flesh Now And We Think Of The Porn Possibilities More Than Medical Ones
Release Date: June 12, 2025

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1. Charity Efforts: Operation Hydration

The episode opens with host Brett discussing the ongoing charity initiative, Operation Hydration, aimed at supporting the Phoenix Rescue Mission by collecting and donating water. Brett highlights the substantial contributions from local businesses, emphasizing community involvement.

• Brett (02:24): "They had two pallets. Nice. Two pickup trucks. There were three trucks out in the parking lot... It was amazing. It was ridiculous how much."

He extends gratitude to State 48 Door and Window for their significant donation, positioning them as leaders in community support.

• Brett (03:09): "Thank you to Hunter and everybody who came by yesterday from State 48 Door and Window. In my opinion, now because of this donation, they have passed every other door and window company in the state and maybe the nation, perhaps, nay, the world."

The discussion underscores the importance of collective effort to reach their ambitious goal of donating one million bottles of water this year.

• Brett (03:10): "On our way to the million."

2. Breakthrough in AI for Male Infertility

Transitioning from charity, the conversation delves into groundbreaking AI technology that assists men with low sperm counts in fathering children. Brett and Brady explore the medical advancements and potential societal impacts.

• Brett (12:30): "They can now take these frigid women and for millions of dollars, you're going to have to."

The hosts discuss how AI can isolate and utilize even minimal sperm counts, a significant improvement over previous limitations in fertility treatments.

• Brett (13:21): "Any sperm found in a sperm sample can be rendered out by this AI thing... So now you don't have the excuse anymore."

However, they also express concerns about the ethical ramifications and potential misuse of this technology.

• Brett (18:32): "Any of them can be weaponized in a heartbeat. For dudes with tons of sperms, and you think you're being safe."

3. The Dark Side of AI: 3D Printing Flesh and Cloning

A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to a speculative and critical discussion on the advancements in 3D bioprinting technology. The hosts ponder the dystopian possibilities of AI and 3D printing being used to create human-like beings, raising alarms about ethical boundaries and societal impacts.

• Brett (33:10): "You can build clone armies. It always gets used for weapons."

• Brady (34:30): "Has anyone seen any movies ever? We're building the woolly mammoth. Jurassic Park."

They debate the feasibility and timeline of creating fully functional human clones, outlining potential scenarios where cloned individuals could be misused or treated as disposable.

• Brett (38:17): "The first few are gonna look just like Margot Robbie. Yeah, and then you're gonna get bored with that."

• Dick Toledo (34:30): "3D bioprinting uses bio inks that contain cells like human plasma fibroblasts and keratinocytes to create living skin layers."

The hosts speculate on the intersection of AI with industries like pornography, suggesting that 3D printed humans could revolutionize (or disrupt) such sectors.

• Brett (35:30): "They'd just make a bunch of sluts. That'll be one."

The conversation concludes with reflections on the rapid pace of technological advancements and the necessity for societal vigilance to prevent potential abuses.

• Brett (42:13): "By 20, 30, probably."

• Dick Toledo (43:27): "3D printing of human skin tissue uses a process called 3D bioprinting... create skin grafts for burn patients, which they haven't gotten to yet, but they're getting there."

4. Community Engagement and Interactive Segment

Towards the end, the show circles back to community engagement, with Brett recounting his active participation in the water donation drive and the physical challenges encountered during the process.

• Brett (27:55): "I had to walk it about 150ft... I nearly killed myself and threw the water on the ground."

The hosts also tease upcoming events and contests, such as the opportunity to win Pantera or Offspring tickets by donating water.

• Brett (31:02): "Who can hold three cases of water the longest, will give you Pantera tickets."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Brett (02:24): "It was amazing. It was ridiculous how much."

• Brett (03:09): "Thank you to Hunter and everybody who came by yesterday from State 48 Door and Window."

• Brett (13:21): "So now you don't have the excuse anymore."

• Brett (33:10): "You can build clone armies."

• Dick Toledo (34:30): "3D bioprinting uses bio inks that contain cells like human plasma fibroblasts and keratinocytes to create living skin layers."

• Brett (35:30): "They'd just make a bunch of sluts."

• Brett (42:13): "By 20, 30, probably."

• Brett (31:02): "Who can hold three cases of water the longest, will give you Pantera tickets."

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Conclusion

In this episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness," Brett, Brady, and Dick navigate through significant contemporary issues, from community-driven charity efforts to the ethical dilemmas posed by AI advancements in fertility and 3D bioprinting. The conversation balances enthusiastic support for technological progress with cautionary insights into its potential misuse, reflecting the complex interplay between innovation and societal values.

Transcript

[Richard Karn]

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[Brett]

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[Richard Karn]

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[Brett]

Available at pockethose.com terms it's miles to Nowhere. Just got an email from Kyle who listens all the time saying he woke up at three in the morning for some reason was humming along to that song. It's catchy. It's a catchy number. It'll get you all day long. Nice job. Miles to Nowhere. Katie and Hobbes helping us out. Brett's going out right now. As we speak he's in the KUPD truck headed to 39th Avenue and happy Valley Road. That's out there a ways Glendale and he's going to do this at the Safeway this morning for Operation Hydration in an effort to help out the Phoenix rescue mission once again. You get out there, you drop off some water and we are looking to try to get to a million bottles this year. That is going to be very hard. I think our record was last year at like 890. We had a lot of water last year. 890 was huge. And that was a lot of thanks. Went out to our friends over there at Icon because they were dropping off water like crazy last year. Luke and the gang, they're awesome. And then so yesterday, some guy named Hunter comes by from State 48 Door and Window, and he's like, I've got some water for your stuff. I'm like, okay. Dude had two pallets.

[Brady]

Nice.

[Brett]

Two pickup trucks. There were three trucks out in the parking lot. And we helped him unload that whole thing. And it was amazing. It was ridiculous how much. I didn't realize how much that is. How many trips back and forth from the truck to the lobby that we were making with. It was awesome. So thank you to Hunter and everybody who came by yesterday from State 48 door and window. In my opinion, now because of this donation, they have passed every other door and window company in the state and maybe the nation, perhaps, nay, the world. Hunter Fitch, we thank you. That was an amazing donation. Our lobby is jammed with water. And that is. That is great. So it's the second week. We're doing it.

[Brady]

On our way to the million.

[Brett]

Yeah. Got to get closer to a million. We need more of those types of things. But thank you to state 48 door and window. That's great. If you need doors and windows, that's the only place to go. The only place to go until the place out donates. Then the only way you can get better press on the door and window company is if you give more. If he comes by and does it again, the lead is insurmountable. If you run a door and window company, you're like, I can top that. You bring three pallets, suddenly State 48 is second to whatever you are. That's how it works around here because it's all for a good thing. It's all for charity. I just talked to a friend of mine over there at Schwartz Laser Eye center, and they're doing it again. They're doing the drop offs like crazy for the Phoenix rescue mission. Do their own water drop. There's nothing wrong with that. I got no issues with that. Love that Dr. Jay Schwartz and everything those folks do. That's an awesome thing. So anybody who's doing this stuff is going to get my praise, because you should. It's for charity. There's no, you know, there shouldn't be stretching out looking for financial gain through charity. Everybody should be doing it for the same reasons. And Dr. J's up there and you can drop it off at his lobby if you want to. You can drop it off here or you can go out to Brett this morning and especially if you're a Zen zen hero and go out and explain your job to Brett, maybe hire him to do your. You Know version of whatever it is you trolls do in the middle of the night to do his irrigation.

[Brady]

Bring out your envelope.

[Brett]

That's right. Brett's got Pantera tickets, offspring tickets. And you can donate some water out there or drop an envelope of cash, and Brett will go in there and shop for you. Safeway, 39th Avenue and Happy Valley Road. Simple as that. Head on out there, maybe come out. And again, I'm telling you, the rumblings of what's gonna happen with Pantera when they come to town later this summer, if we can pull off what I'm hearing, pretty cool stuff. The guy said, I watched that Titan documentary to John. That submersible made 13 successful trips and one relatively unsuccessful trip. Yeah, I guess that's what you call that last one with those odds. 1 out of 14 and somebody gives you a billion dollars. Do you get in? Absolutely. Yep. Now they've already had the explosion, right?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

If they're 1 for 14 and then a guy's going like a billion dollars, you can get in the. I'm getting in the new one because the odds of it happening two in a row, especially with all the scrutiny of the first one I'm in. If they've had one. Like, today is the safest day to internationally travel because there was a terrible plane crash in India. 240 people died. It was like, right on.

[Brady]

It's a. Because of the sporting. When I was coming in, they. They didn't get any rundown of the.

[Brett]

I just saw that they had 240 people on board, and so they're like, nobody survived this. I mean, full tanks again. It was just on takeoff. This giant plane was. They said that there's charred bodies, and it's bad. But today is the safest day to travel internationally because that doesn't happen. You don't get two in a day. If you do, it's crazy. So if you get me on that Titan Submersible 2, you get me on the second one. They rebuild after the crash. That's the safest submersible ever. You think Titanic 2 was going down? It was never gonna happen. They built a second Titanic and it crashed. You'd be like, now this is. That's the name. Nope. So, yes, absolutely. For a billion dollars. For a million dollars, I'd probably do it. Although that would be a little bit. It didn't look appealing. Like the. The ride out to where you go in.

[Brady]

I mean, they say it every once in a while, but the descent, how long it takes.

[Brett]

Oh, the descent. I thought you said the Scent. I'm like, huh, the descent. Yeah, yeah, it's. Well, it takes forever to get flowers. That part doesn't bother me so much as the ride out in the boat. Not the sub. You're towing the sub out there and you're in this.

[Brady]

Then you go off the platform.

[Brett]

Well beyond that. No, you're on that awful boat in those terrible waters and it's ugly. It's the North Atlantic. It's just gross looking. It's not like pretty ocean. It's just gross. And it's cold. And I'm like, there's nothing about this looks like a vacation that I should have spent money on. Isn't there like a sandals in Jamaica that would make me feel just as good about going underwater.

[Brady]

Now I think it's on Disney plus they've rolled out the. Using the new technology that basically 3D printed the ship on the bottom. The Titanic.

[Brett]

Oh yeah. You can rebuild it. Believable. I go to Luxor in Vegas. They've got that Titanic exhibit with a big chunk of it and they got an iceberg you can touch and go, this is how cold the water was. I'm like, that's enough for me. I've seen some of the Titanic and they brought up if you've never been to it, it's pretty awesome. They've got a whole like museum of like brushes and mirrors and they rebuilt the staterooms to what they would look like. And I'm like, okay, this is, this is good. They've got the big like that entryway from the. Remember in the movie when the captain's standing on it, then he fades out? It's that they've got it all rebuilt to scale. Like, that's plenty. That's plenty for me. I can go to Luxor and then when I leave, there's no chance. The Luxor sinks. And then I can just go back to the aria and play and gamble and go to the pool and stuff. But yeah, the. And then at the end of the tour at the Luxor, they give you a card. When you go in, you say who you are. They'll give you, like you're a passenger on the Titanic. They give you things, says, here's your name, here's what you do. That's cool. Where you stayed and what, you know, floor. And then at the end, you go down the list and see if you lived or died. I've done it three times. I've died twice.

[Brady]

You're a dude.

[Brett]

There's a good chance, well, you can get a woman card. Oh, you can. Yeah. You can get it. You just. This is. This is who you're representing? It's kind of like a. I don't know when bozo buckets used to draw the kid from home. Yeah. For a billion dollars, I'm hopping right in there. Even if they're 13 for 13 and I'm like, it's questionable. You give me a billion dollars, I'm gonna pop into that submersible and take my chances, Man.

[Brady]

The first couple times that they're doing it, they're not even. We're pulling up at 100ft.

[Brett]

Yeah, well, they had noises and they were pretty safe about stuff. Like, we didn't like that last one. It's getting a little weird. Fog. And the boat that was on top. The surface boats. Like, it's too foggy. We're not going to wait for you. Come on back. Seemed like they were being super safe. A billion dollars. I'd have been first one in for. Would you. For a billion. A billion dollars? This guy's offering. He says, get in there with me. I'm going down. That doesn't scare me. That's fine.

[Brady]

Plus, you know, it is true that. I mean, the implosion part of it.

[Brett]

Yeah. You're done there. That's. You know, it's crushed like a. Like. Like a fly. The only thing I'd be worried about is getting. There was a couple of them where they just couldn't move it. It just. It just got stuck. And I try to figure out how to.

[Brady]

Yeah. And they're just turn back on.

[Brett]

Yeah, they're just kind of floating around. That's scary. That is a. It is a. It is a tense documentary for some reason, because you're just like, please just stop putting people in that little tank. This one says, why would anyone risk possible death to go look at a boat that sunk? If you show me some pictures, I'll take your word for it. Titanic was a crap movie when you think about it. A clingy slut cheats on her fiance right there on the boat with a homeless guy. And then she lives and tells a story. Jack was just trying to get laid. He didn't love you that much, lady. You exaggerated the feelings. That's very true. When you look at Titanic, it was. Everybody wants to make it a love story. That was a hobo banging a really rich woman.

[Brady]

He was Love Boat.

[Brett]

Yeah. He was gonna leave her in New York. And don't fool yourself. She wasn't staying with. That was a. That was a fling at best. Absolutely and this guy says, I like the idea of Zanjiro being a movie with Danny Trejo. Perfect casting for a. We wouldn't even need makeup. Just some hip waders. Get him doing irrigation out there. That's fantastic stuff. Throwing Jason Statham as the guy who runs the whole thing. We've got a problem with irrigation when they get you out there. I don't do it in the middle of the day, only at night. You'll do irrigation. When I say Zen hero sounds Japanese. Anyway, we'll work on it. But then he witnesses crimes and he's got a fight. The Ditch Rider. Oh, I'm in on this. Yeah. All of them look like young versions of Danny Trejo, who always looked like he was 90. And here's another thing you can no longer. Thank you, AI, for ruining everything. I watched Bigfoot have sex yesterday. It was very realistic, and it was with a woman. And it was just awful. Just weird. Like, he's walking. And I've seen a few of the bigfoot, you know, AIs, where he just talks like he's yetis. Yeah. Okay. I'm getting ready to do super. Enjoying the biblical figures as influencers. That's really funny. It's going to screw with old people forever. When Bigfoot had sex with a girl in the woods, and it was as real as I've seen anything on pornhub, there wasn't any glitches that I could see. I was. I was laughing, but I was like, this is also weird. Then I started to do some reading and just looking around at some stuff yesterday, and you can't even be sterile as a man anymore and get away with it. They can find single sperms now with this AI technology and replicate and, you know, like, there's this thing that they've got, like, dudes who like. Infertility for men has always been a thing because we only have the technology to see that you're low. We've never been able to, like, isolate a sperm, like, steal it. Hey, I figured it out with a broken tail. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They can reap. They can. So if you. Because it used to be, it's got a word. I can't remember the name of the word, but it was a thing where, you know, your semen sample would come out and the doctors are, like, way too low. Like, there's nothing we can do about this. I found this thing to track the sperms. Literally, you're supposed to have millions, and some dudes have, like, 10. And that was like. Doctors were like, there's nothing we can do. You're shooting blanks. And now AI is like, no, there's still some in there. Like, we'd grab one. So they can now take these frigid women. And for millions of dollars, you're going to have to.

[Brady]

You can take that one.

[Brett]

Yeah, you can take one. So that's what we need is to make sure that the people who couldn't have babies absolutely can now with that, and it's gonna be easier. Thank you, AI for creating more babies. What the planet needs. Yeah, I forget what it's called, but it's like, you know, it kind of eliminates the whole.

[Brady]

That's amazing.

[Brett]

Oh, it is amazing, but it's annoying amazing. Like, there's certain breakthroughs in technology you don't want. And I'm sure there's a load of guys out there who aren't fertile, who don't have sperm, who kind of deep down are like, oh, well, like they're happy about it now. Now you're going to have to have kids.

[Brady]

Are they going to be able to do that? I'm sure that technology will work for the women too, to be able to.

[Brett]

Get an egg or something positive. They can start. AI can. And pretty soon AI is going to be able to make it like outside of. So you don't even have to do like ivf. You can just fix it in the lab. Morning sickness medicate. Kupd.

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[Richard Karn]

Hi, I'm Richard Karn and you may have seen me on TV talking about the world's number one expandable garden hose. Well, the brand new Pocket hose Copperhead with Pocket Pivot is here and it's a total game changer. Old fashioned hoses get kinks and creases at the spigot, but the Copperhead's pocket pivot swivels 360 degrees for full water flow and freedom to water with ease all around your home. When you're all done, this rust proof anti burst hose shrinks back down to pocket size for effortless handling and tidy storage. Plus your super light and ultra durable pocket hose Copperhead is backed with a 10 year warranty. What could be better than that? I'll tell you what an exciting radio exclusive offer just for you for a limited time. You can get a free Pocket Pivot and their 10 pattern sprayer with the purchase of any size Copperhead hose. Just text water to 64,000. That's water to 64,000 for your two free gifts with purchase W A T E R to 64,000.

[Brett]

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[Richard Karn]

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[Brett]

Available at pockethose.com terms Holmberg's morning sickness, maybe. Little weird lab babies running around. Little AI babies. Last thing, home aquarium and watch Little Sea monkey Bay. Oh, that, that. You know what? That's probably next. You don't even have to have it in your belly. It's in a tube on your fireplace mantle. Your baby's growing inside of the tank. Yeah, the future's going to screw everything up. But that's a big one. I mean, that would have been a great day for me. You have a low sperm count, Mr. Holmberg. It doesn't look like you'll ever have kids. Wahoo. I won't have to go through any. I would have been thrilled by that. Now I can fix it. Any sperm found in a sperm sample can be can be rendered out by this AI thing. Any of them. So they can isolate them. There's 8 million images they can do. And before they were just like basically looking through microscopes and like trying to scoop one out. They could get a little batch. Like I think there's one swimming around in there. They didn't have a chance. This thing is absolutely it. So now you don't have the excuse anymore. This couple was trying for 19 years to get pregnant.

[Brady]

Geez.

[Brett]

I know.

[Brady]

52. She finally got pregnant.

[Brett]

Yeah. Their faith kept them hopeful. 15 unsuccessful IVF cycles.

[Richard Karn]

15.

[Brett]

Something. Your faith is trying to tell you something. Anyway, and then you got. It's called azoospermia. There's a husband had a zoospermia, and if you're lucky, you've got it, too. It's where you shoot, like, just. You're just basically hitting. You're just hitting her in the face with dishwater. There's nothing to it. You're loading her up with some Dove soap.

[Brady]

Are they in there? They're just useless.

[Brett]

No, there's, like, none. And there's a couple, like, just like, there. It's sparse. It's Rural Sperm. Rural Sperm's a great band name, by the way. But, yeah, her husband had it, and he's like, there's nothing I can do. And like, he tried stuff. Just didn't work. And they tried to extract sperm from. They were spending a fortune trying to knock this broad up. And she's 38 now. So the clock was just. She was just hammering him. And then they found this thing, and she's like, I guess we can try AI.

[Brady]

They've been trying since she was 19.

[Brett]

This dude is. Yeah, since she was 19. She's 38. So, like, she stuck it out with him. I gotta give her that. That's pretty nice of her. I would have encouraged her to go elsewhere. Look, it's not gonna. You need to. Need to find a guy with loads of sperms. Or that guy, that Russell up there in Vegas that was charging 250 grand for his sperm, but now his job's over. Like, now you can take one sperm, guys. It's brutal. So now these women who have baby fever can do, like. You want to talk about using it for evil? Once this gets normal and you think you're having fun with a girl and you hit her with a money shot, and she gets up and you think she goes and cleans her face off, but what she does is scoop it and put it in the fridge for a little while and then take it over to the AI center and put one of your sperms. And one surviving sperm is all they need. And that stuff can live in a cup for 24 hours, I've always feared. And then she runs over to the AI center, which they'll be popping up like crazy. Hands over your sperm, and the next thing you know, you're paying for a baby you didn't want. Crazy women can weaponize this in a heartbeat. For dudes with tons of sperms. And you think you're being safe, you know, with that eye shot. That's safer. I'm gonna put one on your.

[Brady]

Runs over the AI.

[Brett]

I love this guy. All right, spit here, rinse, and we'll get one of those sperms out, and you'll be pregnant before you know it. Oh, why still some more, huh? Yeah. Crazy women can use AI Baby making technology, and this is not gonna go well at all. I don't like this at all. AI can't be used for more people. It's already making fake people, and now it's gonna make real people to be fooled by it. If I had to watch Bigfoot have sex yesterday and it was realistic enough again, like I told you yesterday, I watched a news story about a flood in South Carolina that I was all in on. And then the news reporter said, by the way, this isn't real, and was eaten by a shark. And it was a minute and a half of my life where I was pretty like, where's it. I'm looking on my phone like, where's the weather this bad that it's flooding? So that's a lot of water. And then, you know, I clicked on a couple more, and she was in the ocean, and there was a sea monster behind her, and she. This isn't real. And I'm like, God damn it. Old people are gonna. They're gonna kill themselves, but now they can make babies with it, which I fear beyond comprehension. Like, it's not gonna be good. I fear thy neighbor Brady needs to do that, and I fear AI. But if you were a dude out there who wasn't making babies because your sperms were low. Yay. They fixed it. Are there any guys out there that are upset when they don't have high sperm counts?

[Brady]

It was. It was a blow to the ego back in the day. I mean, you.

[Brett]

You think.

[Brady]

Yeah, I think it'd be pretty much. Well, yeah, there's. You'd be fine with it. But if you're, you know, again, trying to have a family and then you find out and then it gets out and you're. Oh, yeah, he can't. He's weak.

[Brett]

Yeah, it does. It's. You're less of a man because you haven't got any sperms. I don't know. This one says you can still conceive a baby with low to no sperm count. Brittney Griner proved that. That is very true. Brittany had a paternity suit in the wnba. That's a fact. I'M not gonna say she had a low sperm count. I'm gonna go ahead on that run and say that she had a. They were coming out like bass. You could see them with the naked eye. Yeah. Low sperm count doesn't bother me at all. But I suppose it would. I can't wrap my brain around it. Like, I see it as a celebration when a doctor says, boy, that sperm count sure is low. You'll never have kids. I'd be like, smile. You couldn't peel that smile off my face. But I guess there are people who like it.

[Brady]

Part of the, you know, survival of the fittest.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Well, I guess it just takes over now. You're.

[Brett]

You're weak and aren't we. Yeah, aren't we supposed to like adhere to that? Like if you're not, you're just gonna make a weak baby. Like if you have low sperm count, it's weak baby. Right.

[Brady]

That's what I'm wondering if, like it is. It only takes one, basically. But now that you're messing with that.

[Brett]

Yeah, it's a weak sperm.

[Brady]

Is that great? A weaker kid?

[Brett]

Yeah, of course it would. If your sperms are weak, your kids are weak. That's probably true. Why would you want some weak ass kid? Maybe that's why we've got so many confused kids nowadays. Because of all these products to make people more fertile. And you got a bunch of dumb sperm that are getting ladies pregnant with a bunch of fake eggs. And now you got these dumb lazy kids that are running around in rainbows. We kids. That's what it is. Brady, you've solved something here. This is science. You figured out how come all of the, like, they're all so emotional and weak and it's because they're all from phony sperms that we've been. How about that? Be this place solves problem science anyway. It's a lot of that. I've never. Yeah, like Mormons, when they find out about this. Oh my God, I love the company.

[Brady]

That'S just trying to get up and running, that is.

[Brett]

Well, you could do like. You could do like three or four at once, you know.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

You see, harvest a few eggs, you line them up and you got them just growing in some lab. And the next thing you know you got a whole Mormon family in like six months. I don't know how it works, but I know they can speed it up too. I bet you that's the next thing AI can like super incubate and you'll have like species babies that the sperm Goes in the egg and like two weeks later you get a kid. Because everything about these are the injections.

[Brady]

Over the next six weeks, you go with it. They hand you the little kit and you have your aquarium at home.

[Brett]

Bruce firing them in there, putting some. Some flake in there for the baby to eat. That's the key to all technology and stuff, is convenience. So if it's baby making, they're gonna just make it faster, so you're just gonna have kids quicker. The key to it would be we can make it so you have a baby and you imagine women, if you told them you don't have to carry it and we can have your baby in four months, they'll lose their minds.

[Brady]

We'll have a population problem.

[Brett]

It'll be everywhere. Be like roaches in a year. Oh, boy. All those frigid women with that. You know who's gonna suffer the most? Cats. Cats would be left alone. Like the cat ladies would start collecting babies. I feel for the cats of the future. Those frigid old ladies with bad eggs, they couldn't find a mate. They can just go get a single sperm off of their face, put it in the fridge, take it over to the lab. The lab gives them, you know, she gives them four eggs. They split that thing up, and next thing you know, you got babies by, you know, September, by the football season, you've got a family.

[Brady]

I was just thinking, oh, my God, what animal has the shortest gestation period? Gotta be like, I was thinking a rabbit.

[Brett]

But rats and rabbits and they're fast. Yeah, like rodents and stuff. Probably. But we're gonna do that now because why wait the full nine months at first? That's what it would be. They're gonna put it in the woman, and then some lab will come up with AI technology to where it can grow it in a shorter period of time. Great. Oh, my God. I want to check out. This earth has nothing left for me. My fingers are not on the pulse of this at all. It's a good thing we've got more gays than ever, because it's just terrible. He said. Are you just going to ignore the fact that Brady mentioned an aquarium at home with babies in it? Yeah, that's true. Brady does have a thing for aquariums.

[Brady]

The Virginia possum gestation period of 12 to 13 days.

[Brett]

That's what we're looking at. They're gonna model it after the Virginia possum. And in a fortnight you'll have a fully functional grown human baby, thanks to artificial intelligence.

[Brady]

The other side of it is the Indian elephant. 22 months.

[Brett]

Yeah, they've got it figured out. 22 months. You get two years to figure out whether you want to stick around for this or not. Toledo's dad at, like, month 18. Imagine how fat she's getting. Good Lord. Anyway, yeah, pregnancy horrifies me, but if it's now, if it's, you know, you don't have to get fat. Like, the Kardashians don't even have their own kids. They just pump them into some other. They give some lady money to carry it around, which I think is brilliant. If you've got the money, you know, and you've spent. They think about how much money they've spent on their butts and waists and stuff.

[Brady]

Like, it doesn't matter the result because they'll reshape it later.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They basically give them silly putty with lungs, and then they just figure it out later. Silly putty with lungs. Not a bad band name. More of an album title. Brett's out there this morning at Safeway. Donate that water for operation hydration. I do have to tell you that when the guys from The Fort State 48 door and window came by, Larry McFeely and I went out to the truck to pull some water. Some cases, right? And I watched Larry pick up two cases, and I stacked up three, because Larry's small, and I thought, if he's doing two, I'll do three. Three case of water is really heavy.

[Brady]

That's a load.

[Brett]

It's a lot of water. And I had to walk it about 150ft. And, you know, it was. It was a lot. It was too much. So if you're gonna donate water, two is pretty good before you start looking foolish. And I had to, you know, I had to keep it together because I had to walk by the windows of the sales department, and, you know, I couldn't look like I was struggling. I was in peril.

[Brady]

And if you have a pallet jack, I mean, you know, if you have one.

[Brett]

We had one. I just couldn't get it off the truck. We had it, so we had a one by one. It was a lot of water, so we had the pallet jack, but it was in the back of the truck. And then the thing wouldn't go all the way down, so we don't want to risk throwing it all over the parking lot. And then two pickup trucks. So we were unloading the pickup trucks, and I, you know, thought, three is plenty. That'll do me, right? And at first, I was Like, I got this about 25, 30 steps in. You realize you're in one of those strongman competitions where they're carrying a big rock and you just start doing that wobble walk. Then you start kind of running a little bit. It was dangerous. I nearly killed myself and threw the water on the ground.

[Brady]

You're carrying the Atlas Stone.

[Brett]

The Atlas Stone works.

[Brady]

You need the stump, though, to rest it midway.

[Brett]

Well, I had. I did. So there's the little bench, and I just, I leaned it up there and acted like it was slipping out of my hands, because it was. And then the last few steps were perilous. Morning sickness Medicate K U P D.

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett]

Holmberg's Morning Sickness 3 and then you start to realize the weight of water. Then I go home and watch the Titan submersible thing and realize three cases of water nearly broke both my arms. Now I'm going 12,000ft under the sea. That's a lot of water weight. So if you go in with Brett this morning, make him carry three cases. Be very quick with your decision making. It feels like when you've got three in your hands, you're a man. That was my limit. It wears on you quick and it's moving. It's not a steady weight. I think it was just like a rock. It would have been easier.

[Brady]

I'LL do one this time.

[Brett]

I did three. I'm an idiot. But Brett's out there. He'll keep an eye on you. He'll laugh at you if you pull the three and walk it. So we should have a contest out in the parking lot with Brett today. Who can hold three cases of water the longest, will give you Pantera tickets.

[Brady]

Oh, man.

[Brett]

It's not easy. And then, like, walk it across the Safeway parking lot and we'll talk to Brett.

[Brady]

Don't tell legal now.

[Brett]

We don't tell them anything anymore. They say no to everything. Operation has Pantera tickets. Offspring tickets. He's got it all. 39th Avenue and Happy Valley Road. That's where you go. Where's Richard? Got to know what the Wake Up Song is. Wake Up Song is coming at you. It's brought to you by our friends over at Action Ride Shop. If you want to head on out in these trails, you're insane like me and you like to bike in the heat. This is the time to do it. If you're an early bird, you can get up like the Zanjiros and ride around to get your bike fixed, serviced, or brand new, whatever you want. Action Ride Shop's got you covered for all your outdoor needs. And I highly recommend getting a bike rack and a bike, throwing it on there, and heading up north, because there's nothing better than riding your bike through Sedona in the summertime. It is gorgeous. I experienced Sedona differently with my Jeep because you get to go to do things that you know, you have to usually rent stuff so that you can show people. Like, we'll go back here. You can't go back here without a four wheel drive. So that's kind of neat. And then when I got my bike and I realized, oh, my God, you just scraping the tip of the iceberg. When you take a four wheeler back there, you park that thing and take your bike out on Broken Arrow. All those trails. Oh, my God. Axon rideshop knows all the trails. To ask Josh or Brian or anybody in there like what their favorites are. Mescal. Those are some fun stuff. So take your bike and explore this beautiful state. We've got no better way to see it than on two wheels and humping it. Get in good shape, too. Really good for you. Action Ride Shop up there on MC. Is it McDowell or McCallops? McDowell. McDowell, McDowell and Power. And of course, off Gilbert in the 60. What's on the big board? Musical treats there. Toledo.

[Dick Toledo]

All right. Revolting Cox. Do you think I'm Sexy got slaughter up all night for Bert.

[Brett]

Poor Bert.

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett]

Oh, Brian Wilson died. That's right. Beach boy. Brian Wilson died.

[Dick Toledo]

She. She sells Sanctuary.

[Brett]

Yeah, by the cult, man. God just emailed and said it. And John, you're not even thinking of this. AI babies will be 3D printed in minutes. If you have the DNA, they can do it. Is that true?

[Dick Toledo]

Because they've been doing like body parts instead of doing cadavers. You can chunk out, take flesh, a flesh like thing, and print out a.

[Brett]

Hand that you can like a carbon based life.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know if it's carbon based or living, but it's. It's printed with like 3D printer can do that style stuff.

[Brady]

Yeah, synthetic flesh.

[Brett]

I want off. Why? I want to be here for that.

[Dick Toledo]

This could put you like, put you under a machine and just print on.

[Brett]

You know, I'm going full on Ted Kaczynski. I'm going to buy a cabin in the woods and just type angry letters on a typewriter to the government. There's nothing about if that's not real. They can't 3D print people with your DNA. Probably not yet. They're working on it for sure. Because then you just build clone armies.

[Brady]

Right.

[Brett]

It always gets used for weapons. So if we 3D print defense first, that's going to be full on. Absolutely. We have to be ahead. That's why we're so mad at China with this AI thing. We have to be first with AI because we. Oh, this all makes sense now. Has nothing to do with memes. Thought it was. We just gonna be funnier with memes.

[Dick Toledo]

3D printing of human skin tissue uses a process called 3D bioprinting. No technology uses bio inks that contain cells like human plasma fibroblasts and keratin keratinocytes to create living skin layer. So it is living, living skin layers.

[Brett]

Oh my God.

[Dick Toledo]

It can be used for research, testing new products, and even potentially to create skin grafts for burn patients, which they haven't gotten to yet, but they're getting there.

[Brett]

All right. So they haven't been able to master this. But that is on the. That's why we're doing this with China. Talking about leading the way with AI I'm always so stupid. I always think it's for, you know, click money. That's to make a clone army. And if you look at China kind of already looks like a clone army. Oh, man. All right. I don't want anything to do with this. And then, of course, porn. So it'll be porn and armies, because we're going to just print up a bunch of sluts.

[Brady]

That'll be one.

[Brett]

That'll be definitely.

[Brady]

It'll be one. Legion.

[Brett]

Well, that'll be the catalyst for how fast this becomes military militarized. Once porn starts going. Oh, we can get it. When. When porn invents the 3D porn star that you can print at home. Like single use. Oh, man, now we're on to something. A single use porn star that you can 3D print for a few hundred bucks.

[Brady]

Or put it. Put it back in and mold a new one.

[Dick Toledo]

Refresh it.

[Brett]

Yeah, well, every time you got a printer cartridge, little cartridge, you just throw her out. There's just gonna be blue bins in front of your house with people hanging out of it. Murderers are gonna be happier because you can hide bodies with the porn bodies.

[Brady]

It's good for 100 remodels.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah, Porn. Yeah. You spend like a yearly fee and you can print her as much as you want. 9.99amonth to get 3. But if you act now, you could do a full year of printing.

[Brady]

Platinum plan.

[Brett]

Yeah. For $99, you can print her as much as you want. Oh, no. Yeah. Once porn gets on this. Because porn advances all technology, you miss it.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a big slab of.

[Brett]

Oh, no.

[Dick Toledo]

Big slab.

[Brett]

It is actually very similar to the additive manufacturing processes that you may be familiar with. They're making. As with other types of additive manufacturing, bioprinting uses. We're making the Terminator as a blueprint to print an object.

[Brady]

Does.

[Brett]

Has anyone seen any movies ever? We're building the woolly mammoth. Jurassic Park. We've got people now made of flesh and printed bone and hearts. Look at that. Then them multiply to form a new organ. Get away from me with this. Have we not seen movies?

[Brady]

Was that a tiny dong?

[Dick Toledo]

That's the dude. You want to sit there? Just Man Bun producing your heart.

[Brett]

Man Bun made it out of glop using computed tomography and mri. And I don't like the guy doing the voiceover. He sounds like these have 3D printed and antibacterial tooth.

[Brady]

He's drunk.

[Dick Toledo]

There you go. New teeth.

[Brett]

New teeth. New year. I didn't know that was a thing.

[Dick Toledo]

Look at that. There's a bone for you.

[Brett]

I know. They're 3D printing food. I've seen that.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Houses.

[Brett]

Oh, I've seen that too. And that. That makes sense to me. Like LEGO bricks and things like that. It's kind of neat how they poop it out in those big strips, but. Because that makes sense that you could. But humans. Oh, boy. Well, when brazzers and blacks.com get hold of this, you're going to watch the technology.

[Brady]

Turn me some porn stars out of jobs.

[Brett]

Trump's got to get on that. Like, he keeps talking about winning the AI battle. The reason we have to be with China that way is we've got to win that AI battle. If they win it, we. We get way behind. So I've talked to the people at Brazzers, and they're really ahead of the game.

[Dick Toledo]

You don't want to be behind, we.

[Brett]

Don'T want to be behind, but we want to make a nice, sweet one. Instable. Instant printable, baby. We get a hot lady. Ew.

[Brady]

Instables.

[Brett]

Instables. That's what we call them. Insta whores. Instables. It's like a lunchable, only it's just an instant vagina. You can get a whole woman. Just the vagina. Print it up, and it's very real. The only thing it doesn't do is bleed once a month. And that's good. That's a good thing, AI. Eliminating the menstruation cycle of a lady. That's against the bleeding. The future. We don't like blood. It's gross. Tastes like pennies. I didn't know that was a thing at all. Oh, boy. This guy said, first thing I heard this morning, and I didn't know the context of what you were talking about when I turned the radio on. Your words were, if you've got three in your hand, you feel like a man talking about water. All right. Anyway, sorry I interrupted. I got nervous. We're gonna be. How long until we can print people? That's not far off, is it? Well, if they're doing the skin and.

[Brady]

Organs, they're doing organic bones.

[Dick Toledo]

Just need DNA. Which makes my DNA being on 23andMe a little worrisome because they're in bankruptcy.

[Brett]

If I wait, they're gonna sell. If I was Sydney Sweeney, she's selling her bathwater right now. I would get with one of these companies and say, I want to give you my flesh, and you can build a Sydney Sweeney. Oh, I'll give you the permission, and then you have the rights to that. You're the first one in. They'll give you millions. And sell the Sydney Sweeney doll because she's. While she's still hot. That ain't gonna last. Oh, My Lord, do I save any money?

[Brady]

If you don't print the brain.

[Brett]

I don't want some drooling weirdo. I want it to be able to at least, you know, pick up after itself for the while it's alive. Discarding it is the problem. We're gonna have the green bin, the blue bin, the black one, and then the people bin, the flesh colored one that we have to put our. And then the neighbors will know. You'll have like legs and arms sticking out that you're printing abroad every day.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, geez. John's really in a phase lately.

[Brett]

He is hammering away on that man. He got the platinum package. He gets one a day.

[Brady]

Imagine the dumpster diving on that people.

[Brett]

Oh, last second run.

[Dick Toledo]

Look what I got.

[Brett]

Ah, we have to make it so technology makes her seal up when you're done.

[Dick Toledo]

Got some replacement.

[Brett]

You got like three hours with her and then she starts to like gel together so nobody else can pound it. But it's no holds barred. She's a human being.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, that's not bad. There's a curing time.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah, she cures. She's operable from noon to 4. Like you pull her out of the package like a.

[Dick Toledo]

Like working with Bondo or tuft and.

[Brett]

Needle used to air pack the mattress. And then you pull her out and you got two hours. She kind of comes to life or epoxy.

[Dick Toledo]

You mix the epoxy, you got a.

[Brett]

Certain amount of time, she just says to you, hello, and then she's ready to go. Once she can talk. I have three hours. And then it's a human being. We all think of her as robotic, but she wouldn't be. She would just be normal person. And then you're. Now I have five minutes, not even awking. Unless you want her to be. Okay, take me out of my chair and give me all I am good for.

[Brady]

Interesting programming.

[Brett]

Yeah, it's strange that you printed the whole chair too. Mine's crippled. What if like you run the risk of 3D printing and she's got birth defects like, oh, mine showed up and I like a flipper arm and a.

[Brady]

Or you're out at the. You know, like there's cartridge that has the stuff. You're out of the supply so it.

[Brett]

Just comes down and won't print certain colors.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, you'd have is roadside guys with questionable DNA. I've got some DNA just not tested.

[Brett]

Oh, that's true. And then you end up like a half ape, half woman.

[Dick Toledo]

Like the Rocky point shrimp guy is going to be on the side of the road.

[Brett]

She's got a terrier head. There's a guy, you know, taking sperms from a dog.

[Dick Toledo]

Then you got a dude in some chad in Scottsdale. I've got high quality DNA, bro.

[Brett]

Boy, I tells you what. Now it's the race for AI, the clone army. Will it happen in a lifetime? You bet. By 20, 30, probably.

[Dick Toledo]

Your lifetime.

[Brett]

Oh, my lifetime or Trump's? Yeah, it'll be like five years. Look in two. It's only been in existence for two and a half years and we're already making people parts. Give it another five. It advances itself. It'll start giving birth to things. Oh, Christ, I'm. I'm thrown. Anyway, finish that list. Just pick one. I don't care.

[Dick Toledo]

Slipknot, Custard, Deftones, My own summer. I don't know which ones we have here. Slaughter Up All Night.

[Brett]

Let's do Slaughter Up All Night for Brett. Slaughter's a pretty song. Give the 80s people a like printing humans. Yeah, porn's gonna be the one. They said there's a new movie on called Mickey 17. A guy volunteered to be expandable. I've with Robert. You watched that? Yeah, I saw the same for.

[Brady]

It's kind of.

[Brett]

They do dangerous jobs, make them die over and over and run tests, see if they can cure stuff. I've seen the. The clips of it. Oh, yeah. No science fiction tells us what's coming. We're building a terminator of, you know, Terminator 2. Like the first one was, you know, exoskeleton, and then they put the skin over them. Morning sickness medicate. Kupd.

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett]

Holmberg's morning sickness. But then the Terminator was the liquid one. Well, we'll be all over that. 2035, I'm guessing our first batch of soldiers. Clone soldiers.

[Brady]

What they're doing, you know on that, one of the things in the Mickey 17 is they're just testing them out, you know, for vaccines.

[Brett]

Yeah, they're. They're trying to put things in them and test them. Because he can't die. Right.

[Brady]

Horrible disease.

[Brett]

Like what they do with rats.

[Brady]

This one's not working.

[Brett]

And we'll all be way too busy humping our hot model girlfriends that last 48 hours to even notice they built a clone army.

[Dick Toledo]

Remember how we used to have to go to see Marcus at Best Buy when we had problems with our tech? Imagine that, going to Best buy through your 3D printer.

[Brett]

Genius bar. Hey, she's only half out of here. I got to the vagina and the thing shut down. Well, you're gonna need to go to go restart that. I'm sorry, you're not gonna be able to. Can we use the half that's out?

[Dick Toledo]

Nope, we're gonna confiscate that.

[Brett]

Technically corpse, sir.

[Richard Karn]

Come on.

[Brett]

And you get the Walmart versions and the bargain basement printouts, and they're kind of like Brady said, brainless, dollar store fat. You can print whatever you want. I might have fun with that.

[Dick Toledo]

Dollar store DNA.

[Brett]

You get a little dollar store action every once in a while. Some hillbilly. You can't get pregnant and you just. This is the end of us. Then you'd have one, like, giant fat lady, because I've never had that before. I wouldn't.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, you got three hours before she cures.

[Brett]

I have to show her to my friends. I print her on a Saturday morning, let her have a bunch of Tate's cookies, and then just have at her.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, because she's still gonna have needs.

[Brett]

Yeah, she's hungry. She's. She shows up, she's human. What do you have in your pantry? Like, I don't know, bend over. It would be worse, though. They were sex dolls. What if they didn't know? They just show up thinking they're humans. You gotta, like, got three hours to talk them into it.

[Dick Toledo]

Hold on. You guys wouldn't humanize an actual Barbie doll. Come on now, 3D. Print that. Put those planes.

[Brett]

Oh, for sure. The first few are gonna look just like Margot Robbie. Yeah, and then you're gonna get bored with that.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And then you're gonna be like, what else? What have I not had? Print it out. But I wonder. They wouldn't be pre programmed to know their sex whores. They just show up like, you know the way Madison got out of the water and splash. Wow. I'm alive. And like, yeah, you are. I want to see everything. So you got three. You don't know, but you got three hours to live and it's all for my. And then you would do, like. It sounds terrible, but every guy would do it. Like abuse fantasies and do anything you want. You'd have all sorts of like, please.

[Dick Toledo]

Keep this show going, guys, forever. I look forward so much to the 3D printed version of Brady.

[Brett]

Oh, man. Just swipe some of that, man. That's true. Oh, we would use it for all sorts of bad stuff. Rape fantasies, abuse. You'd have everything you've ever wanted. Then you just put her in the bin. I don't know that women would do it. They'd be like some guy to take him to dinner. That would be about it. And have three hours of a nice dinner and then he disappears. It's hot. Frosty. Yes, it's the same thing. He melts like Frosty the Snowman. Frosty the Snowman would be a precursor in that case, that he only comes to life for a little while and satisfies your needs and then he's gone.

[Dick Toledo]

Hear me out here. Couldn't you theoretically make your AI model out of fruit roll up material so that you could just chow down at the end?

[Brett]

You can eat it. Oh, and that would happen too.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's the thing.

[Brett]

You're gonna open up. I'm not going to have sex with you. But I am going to satiate my desire to eat a human being.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm gonna go full Dexter.

[Brett]

It's kind of like imp.

[Richard Karn]

Yes.

[Brett]

It's not impossible. It's not real. Doesn't count. Doesn't have a history. Doesn't have a. Wow. I would. I think I've just discovered what I want to do more than the porn version. Kill them all.

[Dick Toledo]

Dexter says, I know there's movies about this already, but in reality, what happens, John, when you go to the door thinking it's Amazon? You open it up and it's another Juno's just like you.

[Brett]

What does that have to do with anything?

[Dick Toledo]

For your clone. Your 3D.

[Brett]

I'm not printing myself. As a girl, you get choices.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what he means.

[Brett]

Well, it would be my own. Like, you have to send in your own DNA to make it print and it comes out, and then you're related to it.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah. But would it bother you if it was only a few hours?

[Dick Toledo]

No, Brady pretty bothered.

[Brett]

Hey, Brady. Yeah? Would you have sex with AI that comes to life if it was from your own DNA qa? Even Brady's not sure. Like, I would do it.

[Brady]

Definitely be weird.

[Brett]

You know what else? I would print up a replica of me and have at me to see how I feel.

[Dick Toledo]

John, you better.

[Brett]

Am I a good kisser? I don't know. There's only one way to find out, says John.

[Dick Toledo]

You better order up some mattresses. We know how you are with clicking. You're gonna end up with an army at your door.

[Brett]

That's true. I'd have, like, oops, I ordered six. I'd make it work. I'd eat one. I'd beat one up. Oh, the boxing against yourself, fighting against me. Could you kick your own ass? Who would win? It would have to be a draw, right? You would Hope it just pops out of the box like, hey, me. What's up? Me? I'd have sex with it. And then I would. I would. Absolutely.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, you've done the rape defense.

[Brett]

Hey, Brady, would you have sex with yourself?

[Brady]

No.

[Brett]

Why don't you want to know how you are?

[Brady]

It just doesn't sound right.

[Brett]

No, it isn't. It's almost. Please don't bring morality into this.

[Brady]

I can't help it.

[Brett]

We're already just printing your ass up. You show up in the cocoon of goo. You soap yourself down, and you look and you're like, that's me. I made a me. I'd have to do it. I'd have to.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay. It says my dumb ass would print the hottest Barbie from plans. I'd look down and she'd have nothing there.

[Brett]

I would have to go down on myself just to see if I'm big or not. Do I fill it up? I'd be doing that all day. And then I'd make me. Then I'd make me do it back to me. Hey, hey, hey. Reciprocate me. And he'd be like, all right. And then to know if I was any good. Do I have tender lips? Does my skin feel funny? I'd want to know, am I a good hugger?

[Dick Toledo]

John, if your printer glitches and the hermi you comes at you what are you doing?

[Brett]

You kill it. That's the glory of the future.

[Brady]

That's the thing you think about all the people that would be printing stuff.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

It'd be.

[Brett]

What would you do?

[Brady]

Twisted, you know.

[Brett]

Oh, the printing was chomos. Oh yeah. But you get.

[Brady]

You know what.

[Brett]

But you can let them have at it. They won't hurt real kids.

[Brady]

Got it. Make sure. Is that a. Yeah.

[Brett]

Well. Yeah, that was. But it would be. It would have to be like unpackaged. And you can't just throw a dead kid away.

[Dick Toledo]

They're gonna have VIN numbers.

[Brett]

Yeah. They'll have like a thing on their foot.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yeah. They've got like a barcode, but. Yeah. What would you do with. You. You print you. You wouldn't have sex with it. You take it to the zoo or something. You just show it around town. You'd play tennis or golf with yourself. Golf is a boring one. Tennis, maybe.

[Brady]

There's activities, you know, a lot of going out to eat.

[Brett]

You wouldn't wrestle. You would want to watch yourself eat. None of us do.

[Brady]

No, I think that would. I think that would help people probably like. Oh.

[Brett]

To watch themselves. Yeah. Yep. Am I really? So you just take yours out for a day on the town. I would be just raping me like crazy.

[Dick Toledo]

How about this? Toledo? Would you print your ex wife so you could do horrible things to her?

[Brett]

And there's that. Is that she still maybe was hot but she's a horrible person. That's good stuff. And all I have to do is get a picture and a little bit of DNA. There you go. Now you're 23andMe stuff. You're right. Sell it to that and then clone army of you pets.

[Dick Toledo]

I look forward to the vinyl video.

[Brett]

Of Beth and Pratt in a ring I'd print out. But what if you lose to them? I think that would be the risk. I don't think I'd get into like. Maybe they're. They're. They got that R word strength. I don't know. It's all the future. It's all we're looking forward to. They're making babies with AI now. So. See, that's the kind of things you only get on this show. Questions abound at 7:30 in the morning. If you could print yourself, would you? And the answer for me is yes. Toledo would definitely. You'd bang yourself. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

Yeah. What are you most curious about with that?

[Dick Toledo]

Like you said, how. How am I?

[Brett]

How do I feel? Yeah. How do I feel in someone's arms?

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know if I'm up for cuddling.

[Brett]

Yeah, I'd be up for cuddling. I'd want to know all of my parts. I'd like one. I know where I like to be touched. So I like. Is this, like a fun thing? Am I too hairy?

[Dick Toledo]

That's fair.

[Brett]

Should I. Should I, you know, should I groom a little bit? Do I stink? Yes. Yeah. Is that mole in that spot? Weird. So I have that removed. Take a look at you.

[Dick Toledo]

I was worried about that thing on my ass. Let me.

[Brett]

Yeah, I got one of those.

[Dick Toledo]

Let me touch that.

[Brett]

Is. That. Feels like a poo, but it's just a mole that's up a little.

[Dick Toledo]

Feels like a dangler.

[Brett]

Like a dangler. He's like, oh, he's got dingleberries. But no, we both know that's not. But that needs to be removed.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm going to read this text since you sent it in. I'm 3D printing a clone of my boss, Mike Adams. I'm going to abuse that S out of him for a change.

[Brett]

All you got to do is get Mike's coffee cup or straw and then you can clone him and he'll come as a sex doll. You can do whatever you want to three hours with whatever you want. Now they'd have to limit it. The government would have to step in and go, you're only allowed to print like four of these a year. And any abuse. Because they're already trying to limit, like, Virginia's trying to pass a bill to keep your kids off, like social media more than an hour a day. Yeah, it's an overreach that. Be a parent, for Christ's sake. If your kids.

[Dick Toledo]

You guys are overlooking the obvious. Toledo could finally 3D print himself a dad.

[Brett]

Yeah, you could get a dad and have like potato sack race and a catch.

[Dick Toledo]

But could I print the young version of him with the same DNA?

[Brett]

Yeah, just like Field of Dreams. We've drank this a lot.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, I guess.

[Brett]

And you'd have a catch and you'd have a dinner and then you would just. That guy like crazy. You ruined my childhood. We were just having a catch. You're dead in an hour, Brady.

[Dick Toledo]

How about this? You, Ronnie and 2.0 you. Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

Three way with you. Does it count?

[Brady]

Yeah, it counts.

[Brett]

What do you mean? You staring at you high fiving you. It's technically still. Everybody's married. It's not straying.

[Brady]

I don't think it shouldn't bother you. Right. Because it's your clone.

[Brett]

Does it seems like it would.

[Dick Toledo]

Sounds like you're talking.

[Brady]

It seems like it's a different person.

[Brett]

Sounds like you're struggling with it, but you're into it. There's nothing hotter than watching you bone. That's another thing you do is put yourself to work. Let's see what you got here. Hammer away on Megan or Ronnie or.

[Brady]

I think it would be the same thing as, like you said, watching yourself on a video.

[Brett]

No, you wouldn't. It's different when it's 3D. The video ruins it. The lighting is so bad in videos. It's so weird. I don't think you want to watch yourself do it. But I would definitely get entertained. By cucking me. That's hilarious, Guys.

[Dick Toledo]

Beezy here. Are you saying I could finally 3D print myself a new Wang?

[Brett]

Poor busy and his Ed broke Dick Beasley.

[Brady]

All right, good.

[Brett]

I don't know. This conversation is weird.

[Dick Toledo]

And yes, of course my 3D printed dad would leave. That's the idea.

[Brett]

Yeah. The whole thing is the problem with the three. It would be a great movie for Toledo to spend a day with his dad. And at the end, he leaves again because he has to. Frosty the Snowman is about to come to, like, existence. And we're gonna frost all of them. That's for sure. Thanks a lot, brazzers. You're gonna be the first ones, Naughty America. You're gonna be the ones that make this technology a reality. Meanwhile, China's building an army and we're building ourselves to have sex with.

[Dick Toledo]

Let me help. Brady. Bring him full circle on this. Would you 3d print old members of the show just so you could beat the F out of them?

[Brett]

No, we're not bringing that back.

[Dick Toledo]

We have one. We have one argument.

[Brett]

Yeah, Stop printing and abusing. That wasn't that bad. And then you might lose. What happens?

[Dick Toledo]

Right?

[Brett]

You gotta keep printing them till you win. Then you're wasting all your prints anyway. This is weird. Got sci fi in here. Let's do it. Slaughter up all night for Brett and silly irrigation people. I got a guy who emailed me and said, I'm an irrigation guy. He goes, and I don't even like talking to the other ones. They're out there. They're weirdos. All right.

[Dick Toledo]

Drive a car or ride a horse.

[Brett]

He's got his donkey. It's out of control now. 98, can you p.