Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: June 13, 2025
Title: In The '60s Batman Series Robin Said 360 Different Holys - Family Dollar Manager Named Jerome Shoots Shoplifter In The Butt
Introduction
In this energetic and engaging episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg, alongside co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, navigates through a blend of humor, community shout-outs, intriguing news segments, and listener interactions. Skipping the advertisements and introductory segments, the episode dives straight into content that ranges from nostalgic TV references to a controversial incident at a Family Dollar store.
Community Shout-Out and Contest Announcement
The show begins with John Holmberg acknowledging a listener's email requesting a shout-out to Scottsdale Police Officer Ryan So and his family on the one-year end-of-watch anniversary. Holmberg extends gratitude not only to Officer So but also to all law enforcement officers who diligently protect the community.
"Thank you for everything. And all the folks out there right now are patrolling and running around being insane people keeping an eye on stuff for us."
— John Holmberg [02:12]
Following this, Holmberg announces the ongoing "Man Cave Day" contest. Contestants are preparing their entries, with Dale Hellas Tree joining as a judge to help determine the winner, who will receive the "world's greatest man cave."
Brady Report and Sponsored Segments
Brady Bogen takes over with updates and sponsored segments, promoting local comedy shows and All Pro Shade Concepts. The discussion includes humorous banter about installing shades to protect patio furniture from the harsh Arizona sun.
"Cooling everything that you want shaded. Check out Brady's commercial on and I believe. Very funny."
— John Holmberg [03:59]
National Days and Personal Anecdotes
Dick Toledo introduces various national observances, including "National Blame Someone Else Day" and "National Sewing Machine Day," particularly highlighting its significance to his son's interests. The conversation shifts to personal stories about Toledo's son and managing household responsibilities, blending humor with relatable family dynamics.
"I just. I just made Toledo's son a gulp. But to his Credit and to his upbringing. The boy never resorted to blowjobs for paying rent. And that is good parenting."
— John Holmberg [06:51]
Controversial Incident at Family Dollar
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing a disturbing incident involving Family Dollar employee Jerome Step, who allegedly shot a shoplifter in the butt after the individual was caught stealing. The hosts delve into the details, expressing shock and debate over the appropriate response to shoplifting.
"A Family Dollar employee Jerome Step Brady... shot him in the butt."
— Dick Toledo [15:25]
Holmberg and Toledo engage in a spirited discussion about the ethics and legality of Jerome's actions, with Holmberg sarcastically suggesting further extreme measures and questioning Jerome's justification.
"You can't just shoot a guy for shoplifting."
— Dick Toledo [16:37]
The conversation highlights the complexities of dealing with theft and the potential consequences of taking law enforcement into one's own hands.
Science News Segment
Transitioning to lighter topics, Brady Bogen presents the latest in science news. Key highlights include:
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Sugar Consumption:
A study reveals that drinking sugar is worse than eating it due to how the body processes liquids versus solids. Liquids like soda are more likely to contribute to diabetes compared to solid forms like candy bars."If you're drinking a Coke, it's terrible. If you're eating a Coke, it's delicious and fine."
— John Holmberg [17:37] -
Exercise Timing:
Research suggests that performing cardio after weightlifting is more effective for weight loss than doing cardio beforehand, contrary to popular belief. -
Asteroid Near the Moon:
An asteroid projected to miss the US in 2032 now has a 4.3% chance of impacting the moon, raising concerns about potential future effects on Earth's natural satellite."4.3% percent. Okay. That's high... They're not sure."
— John Holmberg [18:27] -
Unique Breathing Patterns:
Scientists have discovered that the way individuals breathe through their noses is as unique as fingerprints, allowing for identification with 97% accuracy using wearable devices."A study found the way we breathe through our nose is unique. Like fingerprints."
— Dick Toledo [19:23]
Nostalgic TV Trivia: The '60s Batman Series
The hosts reminisce about the classic '60s Batman TV series, focusing on the character Robin and his frequent exclamations of "Holy [X]!" They share fun facts about Robin's 360 different "holys," adding a humorous twist to the conversation.
"During the 1960s, Batman TV series Robin said 356 different things after the word holy."
— Dick Toledo [10:20]
This segment blends nostalgia with light-hearted humor, appealing to fans of the iconic series.
Technology and Viral Videos
Dick Toledo introduces viral videos, including:
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Laser Pointer Grasshopper Incident:
A humorous yet concerning video where a laser pointer is used to start a grasshopper on fire, prompting safety discussions about the misuse of such devices."It's like putting your head in a child's swing... You can't hang your alignment."
— John Holmberg [12:25] -
Mexican Chair Fight:
A choreographed event of chair throwing, perceived humorously as part of a quinceañera, showcasing cultural traditions with a comedic lens. -
Rock-Throwing Altercation:
A dramatic video of an individual throwing rocks at cars, leading to a confrontation that underscores the futility and danger of such actions.
Holmberg encourages responsible behavior and humorously contemplates the extreme scenarios depicted in the videos.
Man Cave Upgrade and Upcoming Contest
As the episode progresses, the focus shifts back to the "Man Cave Day" contest. Host John Holmberg teases an upcoming man cave upgrade game, sponsored by Prestige Billiards, highlighting the anticipation among contestants and the arrival of a judge, Dale Hellas Tree.
"We're 15 minutes away from the glorious man cave upgrade game, brought to you by our friends at Prestige Billiards."
— Dick Toledo [26:46]
Conclusion
The episode concludes with the hosts reflecting on the day's discussions, reinforcing community connections, and maintaining their signature blend of humor and insightful commentary. The mix of personal anecdotes, news segments, and interactive contests ensures an engaging listen for both regular and new audience members.
Notable Quotes:
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"Nobody was stealing from my Family Dollar. That's your ass."
— John Holmberg [15:38] -
"Holmberg's morning sickness."
— John Holmberg [14:58] -
"Feel bad for donuts because people always buy that extra 12 and it just sits in the office and rots."
— John Holmberg [07:44]
Closing Remarks
Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers a dynamic and multifaceted episode that entertains while addressing relevant community issues and fascinating scientific discoveries. The camaraderie among the hosts and their ability to weave humor into serious topics make this episode a standout for listeners seeking both laughter and thoughtful discussion.