06-13-25 - FULL SHOW - FRIDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 06-13-25 - FULL SHOW - FRIDAY Release Date: June 13, 2025

Introduction and Opening Banter

The episode kicks off with John Holmberg introducing the show, followed by a brief, humorous exchange about dedication and fatherhood, setting a light-hearted tone for the morning.

Current Events Discussions

Britney Zamora Case (00:40 – 06:12)

The hosts delve into the controversial case of Britney Zamora, a teacher who was imprisoned for inappropriate relationships with minors. Brett Vesely sparks the conversation by highlighting the recent resurfacing of news about Zamora's situation. Brady Bogan remarks, “That kid get on your, get on the back of that pickup truck, have your parade and do your victory lap,” critiquing the media's portrayal of victims.

John Holmberg adds, “She’s got a new job while she’s in prison. Now she’s an aerobics instructor in prison,” emphasizing the absurdity of her circumstances. The discussion turns critical of the justice system, with Bogan stating, “It's obscene how good she was,” referring to Zamora's manipulative behavior.

Israel and Iran Conflict (06:12 – 07:29)

Brady shifts the focus to international affairs, commenting on Israel’s aggressive stance towards Iran. He notes, “Israel’s good at that, man. They love going over there to those Middle Eastern countries every 30 or 40 years and just knocking out some bad guys.” The hosts express concern over the escalating tensions and the potential for broader conflict.

Plane Crash Survivor Story (07:29 – 10:42)

The conversation shifts to a harrowing account of a plane crash survivor. Brett Vesely recounts a story about a passenger who miraculously survived by jumping out of an incapacitated airplane. Brady Bogan describes the traumatic events in detail, stating, “He jumped out of his seat... he thought, ‘I’ll be all right.’” The hosts express skepticism and disbelief over the survival odds.

Sports Highlights

Hockey Overtime Games (10:42 – 24:52)

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to intense discussions about recent hockey games, particularly those that extended into overtime with dramatic, record-breaking moments. Brady enthusiastically shares his excitement: “It’s as good as sports can get. Hockey doesn’t get enough push by anything.” He praises the thrilling last-second goals that kept fans on the edge of their seats, highlighting how these moments can change perceptions of the sport.

The hosts compare hockey’s excitement to other sports like the NBA, commending the unpredictability and high entertainment value of the recent games.

Entertainment Insights

Aging Actors and Movie Sequels (24:52 – 36:17)

The hosts critique the trend of reviving classic movies with aging actors. They discuss upcoming sequels like "Spaceballs 2" and "Naked Gun," expressing skepticism about their quality. Brady Bogan comments, “Spaceballs2 does not excite me. I don’t like going back in time,” emphasizing his disdain for remakes that fail to capture the magic of the originals.

He further elaborates on the challenges of casting older actors in iconic roles, fearing that it may diminish the legacy of beloved characters. The discussion extends to other franchises like "The Godfather" trilogy, where attempts to continue the story felt forced and lacked authenticity.

Man Cave Upgrade Contest

Contest Overview (36:17 – 55:21)

The highlight of the show is the "Man Cave Upgrade Contest," where contestants vie for a prize package that includes a pool table, ping pong table, air hockey setup, and gift cards from sponsors like Twin Peaks and Game Day Men's Health.

Introduction of Contestants (55:21 – 106:50)

Four contestants introduce themselves:

1. Hayden McElroy (55:21 – 60:17) – A self-described pool technician who humorously refers to himself as a “pool boy.”
2. Russ Brody (60:17 – 97:53) – A 60-year-old photographer with a colorful personal life, including multiple partners and a penchant for punk rock fashion.
3. Joshua Davis (97:53 – 145:35) – A 32-year-old pool equipment specialist who presents himself as the ideal candidate with a stable family life.
4. Matt (145:35 – 158:54) – A 43-year-old diagnosed with ALS, accompanied by a translator, adding a heartfelt and serious dimension to the contest.

The interactions are filled with humor, playful insults, and competitive banter. Notable moments include Dale Hellestra, the judge, questioning contestants and making snide remarks, such as when she eliminates Hayden McElroy for being "healthy," despite his sincere efforts.

Judging and Elimination (106:50 – 150:54)

The elimination phase is marked by humorous and sometimes inappropriate exchanges. Russ Brody describes an altercation involving a serial killer persona, while Joshua Davis impresses Dale Hellestra with a country song performance, ultimately securing his position as the winner.

Dale Hellestra praises Joshua's sincerity and enthusiasm, stating, “He captured your heart,” leading to his elimination being overturned and his victory being affirmed.

Announcement of Winner (150:54 – 162:07)

Joshua Davis is declared the winner of the Man Cave Upgrade Contest. The hosts congratulate him, highlighting his role as a "pool man" and his engaging personality. Dale Hellestra commends Joshua, commenting on his authenticity and charm.

Closing Remarks

The episode wraps up with final thoughts on the contest, acknowledgments to sponsors, and well-wishes for Father's Day. Brady Bogan concludes with humorous takes on upcoming movies and general banter, ensuring listeners leave with a mix of laughter and anticipation for future shows.

Notable Quotes

• Brady Bogan (00:30): “That's dedication.”
• Brett Vesely (02:01): “You'll have to make sure, you know, you do not know your warranty, which I see that you did not purchase, my friend.”
• John Holmberg (04:07): “Congratulations on that new gig.”
• Brady Bogan (05:52): “They have to wait till they're playing the Padres and some.”
• Brady Bogan (143:44): “This is a TV show. You just want to see if you can get another wedding DJ gig.”
• Dale Hellestra (125:13): “I love the enthusiasm.”
• Brady Bogan (150:58): “We have the man cave upgrade is here and it is entertaining already.”

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers a blend of humor, sharp commentary on current events and entertainment, and engaging interactions through the Man Cave Upgrade Contest. The dynamic between the hosts and the judge adds a unique flavor, making it a memorable installment for listeners seeking both laughs and lively discussions.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

You're listening to the HMS Podcast, brought to you by MMP Guns.com, your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition and accessories.

[Brett Vesely]

What is daddication?

[Brady Bogan]

The thing that drives me every day as a dad is Dariona. We call him day Date for short. Every day he's hungry for something, whether it's attention, affection, knowledge. And there's this huge responsibility in making sure that when he's no longer under my wing that he's a good person. I want him to be able to sit back one day and go, we work together. We did a good job.

[John Holmberg]

That's dedication.

[Brady Bogan]

Find out [e-mail] brought to you by the U.S. department of Health and Human Services and the Ad Council.

[Dale Hellestra]

Morning sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Friday the 13th. My name's John. There's Brady. There's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo there. It's the morning sickness and it is man Cave Friday. We're gonna give away an awesome prize later today. Well, you know, just three or four hours, we're going to have it all finished up and all these folks that have been qualifying, five of them are in here and they're going to go head to head and try to win that man cave from Prestige Billiards that comes with all the other stuff from Twin Peaks Wise coding is going to do your floor. You got Game Day Men's health giving you $1,000 in what they got going on. Oh, it's awesome. So we'll have that all ready to go. But Brett is the king of, you know, throwing squirrel in front of me right before the thing, he just, he, he basically said Britney Zamora, the teacher that got in trouble for boning that 12 year old a few years ago, he said that was only six years ago. And it like hit me in like, as he said it. I mean, that makes the kid 18. Yeah, he's ready to go.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. But now he probably wants a younger chick.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

She's serving. Yeah. How long?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, she's in for a long 20. Yeah. She's got a ways to go.

[Brett Vesely]

And another 10.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he'll be done with that by then. Come on, that's expired by that 40 something.

[Brady Bogan]

Yuck. Yeah, no, the, the, it dawned on me right when you said it like six years ago, that kid was 12. Thirteen probably. Right. When I think 13. Yeah. And so, but the game, the game he spit will always be legendary to me because I was reading those texts. I'm like, this kid knows how to play a lot better than me. It was pretty Awesome.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't have those kind of text moves in high school, let alone when I was 13.

[Brady Bogan]

Still don' getting right. Oh yeah. Even. Yeah, my notes would have been like he's an idiot. Like I still don't, still don't have it. I, it's, it's, it's obscene how good he was. But yeah, she's been in for six years and that kid and I now he's, now we can talk to him if he ever, you know, if he's out there. If you're Britney Zamora's, you know, boyfriend. I'll say. And you want to tell the tale. I want to hear it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I do.

[Brady Bogan]

I think that would be an awesome thing. They never ever let that. You know, it's all victims this, victims that. This kid get on your, get on the back of that pickup truck, have your parade and do your victory lap. You killed it. Not like that weird one that's made kids wear scream masks. And she's all over the news again. Cuz she's got to sell her house. That woman's huge.

[Brett Vesely]

There's one hideous. Yeah, they, they lure you in with the initial picture.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Cuz she's got huge cans in it. But if you see if it's from.

[Brett Vesely]

Like Sigman the sea monster after those.

[Brady Bogan]

Kids were raped and they are traumatized. That is not how you should be introduced to physical love.

[John Holmberg]

Well, the reason we bring it up is because she's got a new job while she's in prison. Now she's an aerobics instructor in prison.

[Brady Bogan]

That's just not fair.

[Brett Vesely]

Now she's gonna trim up then Jazzercise.

[Brady Bogan]

That is a 90s Cinemax movie.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's kidding me.

[Brady Bogan]

Doing prison aerobics. And you know, I, I realize that most of them are not. Most of them are in that class looking like me.

[John Holmberg]

Right?

[Brady Bogan]

You know, do they have prison issue leg warmers? Oh my gosh, that'd be hilarious knowing that I'd watch that show. But a bunch of like wildly thick bulls are in that room watching Brittany bend over and do aerobics. Touch your toes. Anyway, happy anniversary and happy new job to our friend Brittany Zamora.

[John Holmberg]

Congratulations on that new gig.

[Brady Bogan]

Sounds like you're adapting nicely. And to that kid out there and his dad right now, his dad's been wanting to brag on this for a long time, but he's supposed to pretend like it was bad. He's one of the kids that you just gotta go. Great job. The other ones. Yeah, that scream mask thing, that's Torture. That lady should go to jail for hundreds of years, and those kids should get three free therapy for the rest of their lives because that is awful what she did to them. Brittany Zamora, boy, she took the word teacher to another level. So I'm, I'm. Six years has passed. And never forget the body cam footage. The cop putting her in the back of that, that truck. And she turned back and looked at him and said, they're going to tear me up in there. I'm like, oh, man, that's hot. That's really hot.

[John Holmberg]

All those bulls in there were like, ready.

[Brett Vesely]

Imagine that kid going on to, you know, his relationships and always comes back to miss. Yeah, Brittany used to do this.

[Brady Bogan]

Zamora knew what she was doing. Yeah. He's got a train. The other ones, I don't know. We'll see. And is he into older chicks still?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. No, that's crazy.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a marvelous thought.

[John Holmberg]

You know, he was strutting down the hallway, though. I mean, it's just like walking, like George Jefferson walking into the apartment complex the first time.

[Brady Bogan]

If I was him, the, the week after it happened, I would have a shirt that said unidentified victim. My shirt would always say, you know, I blur my face out and walk around with like a little Vaseline. Like, you can't see me, not allowed to look at me, but I'm the unidentified victim. I did it. Yeah. This Craig emails and said some more got 20 years and Jared Fogel only got 15. Jared Fogel's got to be getting close to popping out then, if that's true. I didn't know that, man.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought his was longer, too.

[Brady Bogan]

Vogel had some weird stuff like his.

[John Holmberg]

Was like, he only got 15.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

We need to because was it.

[Brett Vesely]

There was an actual physical meeting I.

[Brady Bogan]

Think he had, I thought a couple in a hotel room. I, I, Jared's story I have to revisit, but I know it was a lot of porn on his computer and then talking about and there were a couple of girls in his hotel room.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's just wrong. He should have got more than 15. She gets 20. That's just wrong.

[Brady Bogan]

It's. The whole system's out of order.

[John Holmberg]

System's crazy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Kind of circus are you running around here. Anyway, so thanks for distracting me with Britney talk whenever news of her comes up. That is the most important thing going on in the world right now. Forget it. That we're, we're about to have a massive Middle Eastern war with Israel attacking.

[Brett Vesely]

Jared got 27 years.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he did so. Okay, good. All Right. Craig was wrong. That's a little bit better. The justice is a little better. Is he eligible in 15?

[Dale Hellestra]

Maybe?

[Brady Bogan]

That could be the thing. Yeah. You got a big, big news doing last night with Israel deciding to launch on Iran and dropping them like nobody's business and killing like half their leaders in the military in a day. Israel's good at that, man. They love going over there to those Middle eastern countries every 30 or 40 years and just knocking out some bad guys. And they did it again. You read history. That's a little group of people you don't mess with. They. They retaliate and they. And they're patient. Watch the movie Munich. Holy smokes. They just like, we'll get him eventually. And they waited years and I'm still gonna kill that guy. Just gotta be patient and make sure we get him. Like, punish him, make him live under the cloud the whole time. And they did it again yesterday. But ramifications of that are no fun. And still Brittany's are more and more important. Oh, yeah. And of course, the, the big.

[Brett Vesely]

Release the drones.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And then the drones started to come. I wanted to see that. Then the thing I can't stop watching, passenger 11A on that Indian, I thought that was AI yesterday when I watched the video of him walking away, I'm like, no way. Because he's walking away. And he did. He lived through a Dreamliner 787. If you've seen the video, they have it all on video. This plane can't get any lift and goes right into the side of a building. A small building too. It was like a five, six story building. It couldn't get off the ground. Crashes into this building. You look at the fireball, you see the plane crasher. Like, this is. This is brutal. That's a huge plane. 245 people on it. 241 passengers.

[Brett Vesely]

He got off, supposedly jumped out of his seat.

[Brady Bogan]

He said his part of the plane fell off into a little opening. He saw a crack, unbuckled his seatbelt, got out, started running, and he thought, this is it. I'm gonna die. Then he realized, no, I'm fine. I'm gonna be all right. Like he. Everyone. He said he watched the. He called her an airline hostess because he kept it together. He didn't want to get canceled for surviving. The airline hostess, I watched her die right before my eyes. And he's just sitting in this bed doing the interview. And I'm like, this can't be real. He hopped off of it. He saw the opening when the door cracked when the plane. It was after impact when I first read it and said I. When they said he jumped out. I'm like, this dude must have seen it coming. Popped the door and did a. You know, the. The. The movie. Roll off. He waited. It crashed. And his little section of the plane flopped down that opening and it opened. And he was like, I'm okay. And he popped up and got out. And he's the only one, which is.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, when you see the. The video, that plane, when it. I mean, whatever landing it was, it was just a big plume.

[Brady Bogan]

It was massive fire. It was like a mute.

[Brett Vesely]

How does that not impact the entire plane?

[Brady Bogan]

That's what my buddy Billy, who survived a plane crash in Detroit, said. It was just a fireball. And he was asleep. He fell asleep before, like you do. I've been on planes with Brady. It's amazing. Once it starts rolling, he nestles in that little shoulder. He got no neck. Billy doesn't either. Got no neck. And you nestle into your shoulders like a little baby bird. And their eyes closed, and he's hurt. He's out like a light. The second the plane starts moving, not even in the air.

[John Holmberg]

Goes sleep. Like Big Bird was.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

When he was big. Yeah, When Big Bird used to do the nuzzle into his. That's Brady. Only get his shoulders. Oh, boy. They started those. And he's. That guy sleeping next to you, too. Doesn't have a cpap. You're doomed. But Vishwash Kumar. Yeah, Mesh. That's close enough. That's when. Yeah, that's when my buddy Billy said he was asleep. They put him out onto the. The. The tarmac. The other plane landed on top of his plane. And he said the noise was huge. Woke up, and it was just this ball of fire. And then it went invisible. But the air was too hot. He's like. The air was on fire because it's jet fuel. And he said, you can't see the fire. You see there's a plume, and then everything's on fire and you can't feel it. He's watching people melt. He said he looked around, saw heads were off, and he's like, I'm okay. And, like, half of his plane survived because it was the. It's crazy. This dude was one dude.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. I think I'd rather take a chance on going down to the Titanic and the Titan than fine Air India anywhere.

[Brady Bogan]

Look, if.

[John Holmberg]

No way.

[Brady Bogan]

If I lived in India.

[Brett Vesely]

The wing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, just right. You're still on Air India.

[Brady Bogan]

Bottom line is, if I lived in India, I'd have jumped on the plane as it was crashing. I would like anything to get. Oh, this thing's not going to make it. Let me hop on that. Anyway. Yeah, that's a different story.

[John Holmberg]

I'm out.

[Brady Bogan]

How can a billion people be so wrong? But yeah, I'd get on Air India.

[John Holmberg]

No way.

[Brady Bogan]

You wouldn't? No. That's racist. No. Which is because they're people on top of the plane. Why?

[John Holmberg]

Well, you see how many people they. They put in the back of an F150 driving down the street and on a train and everything else. There's hundreds of people. No way trains are out.

[Brady Bogan]

The trains have a lot of people on top. I don't think they do that.

[John Holmberg]

And they were talking. They were talking this morning. Ladonna was talking about it this morning and they were talking about how many incidents they have with Air India.

[Brady Bogan]

Like really?

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah. Just there's race. Well, they said the checkered past is what they said.

[Brady Bogan]

Really?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the.

[Brady Bogan]

The flight.

[Brett Vesely]

Plane. The guy said there was two or three things that weren't working.

[Brady Bogan]

The computers and yeah, I saw a video of a guy put electric was going out. Yeah, the plane was malfunctioning like crazy.

[John Holmberg]

They should have called tech support. They're already there. I mean, what's the problem?

[Brady Bogan]

The whole planes text.

[John Holmberg]

How is the computer not working?

[Brady Bogan]

Good point.

[Brett Vesely]

The problem was they did call.

[Brady Bogan]

That is on forever. Ye. That is a good point. The whole. Right. Like there's nothing but doctors and tech support on del.

[John Holmberg]

Tech support was. The entire staff was on that plane.

[Brady Bogan]

And loan officers and services for, you know, collection. Like the whole plane should have been buttoned up. No debt. That's racist too, but also true. I mean Texas, they should have no debt.

[Brett Vesely]

Nothing but debt free space.

[Brady Bogan]

All the collections should have been done. That's true, Brett. Tech support all over that plane. And I saw the one video before it took off. One guy that kept touching the touchscreen in front of the touchscreen is not working. Nothing in this plane is working at all. And he keeps. And look around, look around. None of them are working. And he's like upset that all the electronics. I'm like, well just. You don't even have to call. Just go tech support and everyone will get up. Fred's right. Brett's bigotry kicks in every once in a while. It really makes a solid scient. But dude, who survived it? And it's weird because I mean still 240 people died, but. And then they call It a miracle.

[Brett Vesely]

Numbers. Because it landed on the dining hall of the medical college.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't know anything about that. Or who's in there. Yeah, of course it landed on future doctors.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

It's pretty predictable. I mean, it's like, you know, it's. It's. Yeah, it's like Italians landing.

[Brett Vesely]

There's two choices. Medical college or phone bank.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah, it's like an Italian plane sliding off the Runway because too much olive oil right into, like, a spaghetti factory. It's a. It's all the. All the stereotypes are right there. Or a T shirt. A sleeveless T shirt place. Oh, oh, oh. What are the odds you're ever on Air India? Minor zero.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And not because I'm like, I'm not taking that flight. I'm just never even. I'm never even gonna go to airindia.com. that is a place I'm never going to. If I go there, it's because I've been taken. Like, Liam Neeson better be looking for me.

[John Holmberg]

He's not even going.

[Brady Bogan]

Where did you take him? We took him to India. You can have him. I have a very specialized set of skills, and none of them include walking around in awful India. There are many nice places. Not many enough. Yeah, I do. It's. No, thank you. No offense to. Well, it is, actually. You come from a horrible place. That's why you're here. Here. Indians.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Not you. Calm down. The other ones. Not the Guardians. Yeah, not the Guardians. The tech support ones. Don't like no Indians. No, no, no. I like the Indian people. I just don't like where you're from. And that's why you left. I don't blame you. Now write my prescription at the urgent care and let's move this along. Hello, my friend. How are you doing today? Oh, no. What's going on? What did. What did I forget to pay? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. My name is Kevin. Oh, you again. It is not Kevin. How is the weather today in Pokeonics? I am from there. No, you're not. Discover Card would like to offer you a great deal. If you are 7 seconds late with your payment, the 0% entrance goes up to 47% and it cannot be changed back, my friend. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Anyway. Damn. Yeah. Did you just watch it?

[John Holmberg]

No, I'm looking at Air India prices from Ph India.

[Brady Bogan]

We have those. Yeah, you have to take like, a spirit to Dallas or something first. Right? They don't have Air India shooting out of Sky Harbor. No, there's not enough demand for that.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't think so.

[Brady Bogan]

How much does it cost? How many rupees?

[John Holmberg]

1400 bucks.

[Brady Bogan]

That's pretty reasonable.

[John Holmberg]

That's economy.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I mean, let's talk about flying for real business. 5,300. Business is 5,300 to go to.

[John Holmberg]

Two stops to get.

[Brett Vesely]

September.

[John Holmberg]

I'm flying American Turkey, Phoenix to San Francisco.

[Brady Bogan]

Turkish is supposed to be awesome again. Yeah, you got to go to San. You got to find your way to San Francisco, right? Yeah. Yeah. You're not flying Air India out of here. There's zero demand for that flight.

[John Holmberg]

I'll see if there's a direct flight.

[Brady Bogan]

Although that will be changing soon when intel gets all done. When those chip places are. That's. They're.

[Brett Vesely]

They might reroute.

[Brady Bogan]

Guarantee we get a couple Air India planes coming in.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, there's a new two direct flights.

[Brady Bogan]

And they're going to be full all the time. Yeah, that's for sure. Anyway, you know, not to make fun of the Indian people, but the place they live stinks.

[John Holmberg]

It's all Hector said. Since the incident happened, my calls for extended warranty have slowed down.

[Brady Bogan]

Actually, I haven't gotten one spam call or one. Yeah, nobody's bugging me about extended warranties. I am calling you about your pool filter. Really? No kidding. We understand that you're dealing like, the dude works 15 different companies. Oh, yeah, it's amazing. I literally called one time for. I can't remember the name of my pool vacuum. Some. Some sort of, like, sea creature name. I can't remember what it's called, but I called up and I'm like, yeah, I just wanted to see about. You know, I just bought this thing, like, four months ago. Oh, no. Okay. What? Please, like, wow. I'm calling India for this. Like, they didn't have that. They can't do that in, like, Texas.

[Brett Vesely]

It's not the Navigator.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's all right. You don't need to remember. It's okay. That's not. It was a sea creature name, and it lasted, like, five months. And the dude got on the phone and he's like, we have it. And he walked me through fixing it all the way from wherever he was. Now that we have that fixed, can I interest you in the discussion now? You have to make sure, because we do not know your warranty, which I see that you did not purchase, my friend, and probably has made a very big mistake. We will give you one last chance, and as is warranty. And now that you have fiddled with the guts, there is no possible way we can turn this around. They replaced it for me for, like, 200 bucks. It was like $450, and he fixed it. And then he's like, but we'll replace it. And that was pretty cool. Still to kick in, but the other fun news is that former Tampa Bay Buccaneer and Las Vegas Raider Antonio Brown is wanted for murder. I don't know who else he played for. He was fine before those two teams. Once he got over there, everything was a mess. But Antonio. Antonio has lost his mind. And we saw the footage back in May when Antonio Brown was leaving, that it was like a MMA fight or some sort of celebrity boxing. I don't remember where he was, what he was doing. And the gunshots rang out, and he ran away and had a gun in his hand. And he said, I didn't have a gun. Well, there's pictures of him all over holding the gun. And evidently, when they saw. When people saw the picture of him with a gun, then gunshots rang out again, and he was the last guy with a gun. The stories have all come out, and some dude said, yeah, he was firing at me. And the evidence is starting to show it. So he's now facing attempted murder charges. Antonio Brown is going to kill someone. If this, like, the best news is Antonio Brown got attempted murder charges, that's the best news. Because if we didn't catch him for this, the next one would be murder charges. He's going to kill someone. He has lost his mind. It's been lost for a long time. There's this certain aspect of saying, oh, mental health, health. We have to make sure everybody has, you know, we pay attention and ask a friend. But when you see it, lose it like this, you got to go old school. Put a rubber coat on this guy. You have to get the long jacket sleeves out and wrap them up. Because he's been showing us that this is escalating every. There has been zero moments. Although some of his tweets are really funny, but they're mean. He's almost like the Iron Sheik now. But, like, he bombs, he loses his mind every once in a while. And we have to say, okay, it's enough of the coddling of his mental health. He's got the cte. The NFL needs to grab hold of guys like this Pac Man Jones and put him in a corner and say, hey, man, we're going to pay you to sit out for a little while and get some treatment because you're going to kill someone. And we're not being mean to you. We're being nice to you. This is a good. You're getting paid now to lose it.

[Brett Vesely]

Or put together a new celebrity. Big brother Antonio Brown.

[Brady Bogan]

Great idea. The NFL edition. Yeah. Get a few of the troublemakers, Brittany. Get a few guys who have lost their cork in the NFL. Few celebrities that aren't quite there. Is Tom Sizemore still alive? He's always a good one to plug into those things. Yeah, Will Smith. Will Smith, he's a little swingy, but man, oh, man, looking at that thing. And then. And now, of course, he's denying, but he's not. He's gonna. He's gonna lose it and somebody's gonna die, and we'll all go, oh, why didn't anybody. There's like, all the signs are there. And when all the signs are there, it's time to stop saying, we gotta take care of his mental health. Nope, we gotta wrap him up. There's a certain aspect of crazy where your former employer. Who doesn't, you know, especially when the NFL is always talking about, protect the shield. Protect the shield. There you go. Nab him. Put him in a. Put him in an office job and keep an eye on him every day. Give him, like, a real important job with the NFL. But it's just to keep an eye on him, and then when he starts to lose a little bit, you know, toss him in the can for a while. There's got to be something they can do. There's got to be some way to manipulate the crazy. Because Pac Man Jones is back in court again, too.

[Brett Vesely]

They're all innocent.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. His 14th time being charged with something to his credit. He's gotten out of most of them. He says, wrong place, wrong time, all 14 times. I just can't buy that. That doesn't seem right. And, yeah, so keep an eye on that. And then, of course, back to what we were talking about before Israel attacking. And I want. I heard Benjamin Netanyahu talking. I'm like, this is not going to be good. I don't know what's coming from this, but your 401ks are going to suck. Friday the 13th is not going to be any fun for anybody.

[John Holmberg]

Don't retire today.

[Brady Bogan]

You can't retire today. You got to work another couple of weeks. It's horrifying. There's a weird world. Like, every time I turn the TV on, I'm like, oh, come on. I was enjoying hockey last night. If you watched any of that hockey game, two out of the three out of the four games have Gone to overtime. Two of them have now broken the record for latest goal scored to tie a game in Stanley cup history. Two times out of the four there were like eight seconds left and amazing. It's unreal how last second goals to tie the game to send it to overtime have happened. And I mean I'm not a huge hockey fan. I love the game. I don't have a team so I don't really like support. Like I'm not runner. I don't really care who wins this series. They're both so fun. I find myself rooting for Edmonton. I don't know why, I just don't like Florida, but I was on my feet like losing it for that whole third period last night. This is as good as sports can get. Hockey doesn't get enough push by anything. I mean obviously Phoenix didn't support properly had a hockey team that was not the type of. But if you've got a kid watching this series right now, it should be. It's, it's going to change their opinion of hockey. It's going to do great. This is unreal. I mean this has been as good as, as bad as the NBA has been all year and as good as their finals are. Hockey is just, it's killing. It's killing visually. Entertainment. It's better than football. It is unbelievable. Unbelievable how good that was last night. And then to watch that thing and fans were leaving Florida, it was four to three. Edmonton, you know, we're down to the last minute and they showed the doors and some people are leaving and then you hear the crowd just erupt and all the people are like grabbing it because you can't re enter and they grab the door before it closed. They're shooting back in. I don't know how anyone pays that kind of money for a Stanley cup ticket at home with a minute left down a goal, you pull the goalie. You watched it happen two nights ago. It just happened. The team pulled the goalie and tied the game.

[Brett Vesely]

You're paying good money for that ticket.

[Brady Bogan]

Tons. And you're like, let's, let's beat traffic. This is ridiculous. They're not coming back. And then they do. And I remember a few years ago when Dallas came back in an NBA finals and they showed the crowd leaving and they end up winning the game and they couldn't get back in. I don't know why, why. And you know what I did see? Mostly sort of the disgruntled woman like, who was like, I'm not sticking around to listen to you, Mope. With your friends on it. They're the ones that, when you ask them to go to the game, they say, are we gonna stay? When do we get home? Do you want to go to the Stanley cup game with me? What time are we leaving? We haven't even left the house yet. You want to go home already? What time does it end? Are you gonna sit and talk to your friend all night afterwards? Yeah, the doors are open for fun, if that's what you're asking. I want to get home right when it's over, actually, if we can leave early. Like, you're not going with me.

[John Holmberg]

Meet the other broads of bustinos. I'm going with so and so.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, and then you just take a dude friend, because dudes never say that. If I ever said, hey, Brett, you want to go to the Suns game? You never say, what time does it end? Do I have to Uber home? Are you and Kevin gonna talk about the game all night afterwards?

[John Holmberg]

I just threw her ass in an Uber.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. That's it.

[John Holmberg]

I'm staying.

[Brady Bogan]

If I'm at a Stanley cup game and the person I'm with is like, I want to go. You're grown up. Go.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I got the app.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Yeah, I think you've got the app. I don't have to walk you out, do I? You're gonna stay here, and I'm gonna leave. You're making the choice to leave. Why does my fun have to end? Think of what you'd have missed, how pissed you'd have been. And she's like, it's not. And, you know, you're probably, as a dude, just like, oh, this sucks. They're not coming back. They're done. And you're.

[Brett Vesely]

You know, you have a story either way.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I walked out. Brutal. I left the game. The Phoenix Roadrunners played the Salt Lake Gulls, and I'll never forget it. That used to be on radio. They used to. When the roadrunners were here 30 years ago, this was probably 1989, we would drive down to the Coliseum to watch the runners play. It was a blast like that that, you know, Pacific coast hockey was. These teams hated each other. The Gulls and the. They had the Salt Lake City team. You had San Diego. You had the. These teams absolutely hated each other, and they were vying for spots in the NHL, and you'd see some of these guys, you know, they were fighting for it. And my friend, who was kind of a baby, brought his friend, who was a huge baby, and we're there and the huge baby was complaining the whole night. It's cold like you're at a hockey game. Of course, it's all ice. I didn't realize how cold it was going to be. So it gets to. There was a goalie, Gary something for the Roadrunners, and he's pitching a shutout, right? It's like two to nothing, three to nothing, something like that. And the baby goes, I don't want to go home. My stomach is killing me and I'm cold. And we're like, oh, we've had it. This game's over. Great job. Go runners. And we leave and I turn the car on and I get the radio on to listen to the last of it. And the first thing I hear is, I've never seen anything like it in the history of hockey. The goalie for Salt Lake didn't want the Roadrunners goalie to have a shutout. And I didn't know that. The statistic in a shutout for hockey has to be, you have to finish the game. He skates all the way down the ice and clocks him. And again, goalie fight. And just a melee. They both get booted. He doesn't get his shutout. The game goes. You know, I think it was 3 0. And the announcer, I don't remember if it was Bob Heathouse or who was doing Roadrunner games. I've never. This is the most remarkable moment in the history of Hawk.

[Dale Hellestra]

Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna call my wife. Hold on. I'm gonna call my wife and tell her what I've just seen. And we're in the car with tummy ache. I hated that guy from that day forward.

[John Holmberg]

Punch him in the mouth.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, we told him. Thanks. I'm sorry, guys. Who would have. Who could have ever guessed that? That would have. You know what? You don't have to guess if you stay for your time. It was an eight dollar ticket. Rough out your tummy ache. And from that day forward, I said, I'm never leaving a sporting event early, ever. Even if it's a blowout. And I've broken that rule with the Suns a few times because I hate them so much sometimes I can't sit and I want them to get beat up by the other team.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm still, Yeah, I mean, it's a blowout.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I'll stay. You never know. Even in a blowout, one of the dudes loses his mind, starts taking his clothes off like Antonio Brown did in that Buccaneers and Jets game. You're like, we would have missed that.

[John Holmberg]

Even the other day, the D backs took on the Braves and they came back.

[Brady Bogan]

Came back in the ninth inning with seven runs. Everybody left fights and just melees. I'm not leaving sporting events early. I have season tickets to Sunset. Two times I left early. Both were comebacks. The Knicks game, I didn't feel good. And I'm like, I'm going back home. And I left. Felt like crap. They come back and win it. And then the Sacramento Kings were up 30. And my friend Mark and I went and got food. Arrogant butcher. And watched him go win that damn thing. Never leave a game. The hockey goalie fight.

[Brett Vesely]

Been pretty lucky on that side of it. I guess I got a no hitter.

[Brady Bogan]

Going on, but you might be paying attention. Stay for the whole thing. Don't be one of those. Especially those fans that leave games like that. It's one goal. I watch people leave the Super Bowl. When the Steelers played the packers in Dallas and they left and the Steelers were marching back. And then the fumble happened. They were only down six with the ball at the end. And I'm like, people are leaving. How do you do this? Gotta beat traffic.

[Brett Vesely]

Two years ago, the Cardinals, Bears.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, well, that was a great one. Yeah, that was probably 15 years ago now, but we knew exactly who they are. We let them off the hook. That was a good one. And everybody had left. Oh, it was good stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Danny Green was.

[Brady Bogan]

Lost his mind. Yeah. Never leave a sporting event early. Not because of the score, but because it's insanity. Nothing worse than hopping it. That was right. The guy said, san Diego, go Salt Lake City Golden Eagles. That's right. That's right. He's right. I screwed that up. I knew the goals were. Yeah, because Gila Fleur, the great Gila floor NHL player, tried to resurrect his career and ended up in the San Diego Gulls. And he. He was grandfathered in, didn't have to wear a helmet. And this dude's mullet was flowing on the ice. We fell in love with Gila Fleur. Pass it to Gila Flu. Oh, we went to Roadrunners games all the time. That was the best. But yeah, last night was the first time I've watched hockey and I'm jumping up and down. That was a great sporting event. Amazing. Anyway, I digress. Sports will have to distract us because bombs are flying, drones are in the air, and God knows what's coming. But you know what? Just smile and trudge through this. This. Well, those clone armies are right around the corner. Let's get a wake up song shall we? 5859 800. It's Friday the 13th. Father's Day weekend. You give us something good and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. It's out of control now.

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[Dale Hellestra]

Morning sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

Thank you. Miles to nowhere. We're starting to prep up a little bit. I think we're live on some video thing. I don't know why people want to see, but the Father's Day. Father's Day thing that for some reason they think we should have cameras in the studio. So they've. They're filming us doing stuff today. We're on live somewhere. Facebook. Yeah. Don't do it. Don't do it. Get your fingers on your nose. Be an adult, damn it.

[John Holmberg]

But I don't know if it started yet because I haven't seen the tech support company.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's right, our guys. Yeah, Kevin's not here yet. Oh, no, no, you're not begun yet.

[John Holmberg]

He's on a flight over. He'll be here soon.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm boarding my aircraft now. Don't worry. It should be there shortly if this bird actually gets off the earth. So. Yeah, so we'll see. But evidently if you want to watch this, I don't know why you would want to watch this, but you can. I know I'm supposed to act Excited about it. But this thing's right in my face. It's like. It's like a. It's like looking through a, you know, one of those door peepholes to see my giant nose. It's like nobody needs to look at my nose this close all morning. But you can if you want to. And I think we'll get that together. Father's Day Man Cave. It's not really Father's Day. It just happens on Father's Day. Man Cave upgrade. And we got a girl. Evidently she hasn't confirmed if she's going to make it this morning. Trying to get day off work. Something. We got a girl competing this year. So our five guys who qualified. One of them's a chick. Should be good stuff. So automatically we should move her into the. She can't get eliminated the first couple rounds. You know, DEI.

[Brett Vesely]

Handicap.

[Brady Bogan]

And if any of the other guys are. I don't see any names that look, you know, ethnic. McElroy, bro. Beck. Boy, that's been a tough few years for him. Joshua Davis. Mal. Yeah, we got. Most of These guys are McElroy. Yeah. So we'll keep the girl in. She gets moved forward. She automatically goes forward no matter what. Unless she starts acting up and gets lippy. Then we'll bounce her.

[John Holmberg]

Got a Scottish guy off to Postinos Broad.

[Brady Bogan]

Take away that. Yeah, that 19th Amendment. Or as we go reading all. I get a lot of emails from people who seemingly are. I gotta temper your expectations. They're very excited about something that is announced yesterday that you need to calm down about. Spaceballs 2 is going to be terrible. It's going to be terrible. You're going to be very, very upset. It's member Berries. It's the whole going back in time. Mel Brooks, by the way, if you'd have told me when Spaceballs came out and you just said 45 years from now they're going to redo a Spaceballs. Who's still going to be in it? I would have maybe guessed Rick Moranis. What's it? Jeff Daniels is in that. The other one. Yeah. It's not Jeff.

[Brett Vesely]

Bill Pullman.

[Brady Bogan]

Bill Pullman. That's why I was confused. Bill Pullman. I would have certainly thought Mel Brooks would be dead. He's 99, he looks great and he's coming back as yogurt.

[John Holmberg]

No barf.

[Brady Bogan]

No barf. He's dead. Joan Rivers is dead. Like, I don't know if the girl that was in say anything or I don't remember what she was in. That's right. She's careful, Brett. She's. She's probably coming back. I don't know if she's still alive. Spaceballs 2 is gonna suck. Here's another thing. And.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, if you saw, you know, when they did the. The History of the.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, horrible. History of the world, too.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, terrible. Couldn't touch anything. I mean, it had to be.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It had to be so PC. And I don't know that. Look, Mel Brooks is probably writing parts of it. He didn't write the History of the World. He just agreed that it could go on and then oversaw the script. I think Ike Barinholtz and another guy were big on right now. Here's another thing, and this hurts me to say, the new Naked Gun is going to suck as well. It's going to suck badly. It is going to suck badly. And I do not want to go.

[Brett Vesely]

On the trailer a little.

[Brady Bogan]

It just seems so.

[Brett Vesely]

That's got to be the whole thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I liked the OJ joke. It was. But Seth MacFarlane wrote it. It's gonna be a lot. And it's just, you know, look, Naked Gun, originally, back in the day. Classic. Hilarious. Great stuff. Naked Gun 2, not so much. Naked Gun 3 and a half, or whatever they called it, was horrible. And a half.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It was just awful. It was. Anna Nicole Smith was in it. I'm not sure.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, I don't remember that. I mean, I remember it, but I don't remember it.

[Brett Vesely]

Straight to video.

[Brady Bogan]

Anna Nicole Smith had, like, she was the lead. No, it was in this. Well, probably pretty, pretty quick bounce out of the theaters in the video, but so to milk that thing any more than they already tried to and then start over. I love Liam Neeson and I like him as Frank Drebin, but one thing he wasn't was superhero cop. And in the preview, when he's pulling off the face mask and doing all these, I'm like, oh, no. Oh, no. They're tempered. Go in thinking, it's going to be terrible. Listen to me on this one. I'm getting a lot of Spaceballs. Two, you were nine when Spaceballs came out. Your tastes have grown, I hope, a little. At least a few years. Spaceballs was funny to you because you were a child. It was the 80s. They were allowed to do a lot of stupid stuff. Not gonna happen again. You can't do it again. Rick Moranis is just going to look old and it's gonna make you feel bad. You haven't seen Rick Moranis since, like, My Blue Heaven.

[John Holmberg]

Everybody's Excited because he's coming out of retirement.

[Brady Bogan]

I know, but you haven't. Look, it's like we do this to women all the time. When you're like, oh, I haven't seen, you know, what's her name? The Fonda. Bridget Fonda. I haven't seen her. Oh, you don't want to see her. That's what I'm saying. Because the last time you saw her, she was beautiful. And then she went away for 20 years, got fat and became regular lady and like Bridget Fonda. So your last memory of her, she's 26 now she's 57 and not. And you can't have that gap of time, not exist and see them and not be taken aback. Rick Moranis is going to be the same. He looked like a man child in my blue heaven and now he's like 80. You can't have Rick Moranis just show up and not make you feel terrible. So Spaceballs 2 does not excite me. I don't like going back in time. This is what I always talk about when I say, and I've got. I'm living this with the Steelers. I don't like when old people win sporting events. I'm on the opposite of that. I don't like when, you know, when Phil Mickelson won that tournament. It's only good for old people to feel like they're still. That means something's wrong with your sport. When Tom Brady won the Super Bowl a few years ago when he was 45, something was wrong with football. It was going through a transition. 45 year old people cannot keep up in sports that are healthy. Period. End of story. That's it. And I don't like that. I don't like when boxers who are 50 win championships. It means something's wrong with the sport. It's the same with our movies. When you go back in time and try to remake something or redo something that holds some sort of memory. The Karate Kid is another one. Like, they won't stop.

[Brett Vesely]

95% failure.

[Brady Bogan]

Terrible. This is not gonna be good. I hate to throw the wet blanket on you. Was Michael Winslow in that too? Yeah. Yeah, okay. He's still alive. I'm sure he'll begging for the worst.

[John Holmberg]

Dick Van Patten, he's dead too, right?

[Brady Bogan]

He's dead. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Joan Rivers.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Joan Rivers.

[John Holmberg]

Jim J. Bullock was in it. Maybe Prince Valium will return.

[Brady Bogan]

All the people that stopped working for a reason will now get jobs again and they're gonna look horrible.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe they'll put John Candy's daughter in could be Barfette.

[Brady Bogan]

She looks just like him. Remember my theory when Jake Paul or yeah, Jake Paul fought Mike Tyson and everybody's like this guy. You've seen work to put him like he's 60. He is not going to look good at all. You remember him.

[Brett Vesely]

There was a handful like you from Nintendo.

[Brady Bogan]

You remember him from his days of like all the highlights and you want.

[Brett Vesely]

To believe he still has.

[Brady Bogan]

He doesn't. And you're only doing that because of you.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

The only reason people like Mike Tyson because you feel like if he does that somehow it represents that you're not done yet, but you're done. And that's the way it should be. Like I like my, my comparison to that was if I called you and said, guys, tonight I'm going to have sex with Pamela Anderson and we're going to tape it. You, your initial thought, your brain goes, oh my God. Because you go right back to the Tommy tape and you think of her body then and you're like, dude, you're the lucky. And then I show you the tape and it's the horrors of aging because the last time you saw her naked she looked spectacular. And you can't have, have 30 year gaps and expect the same results. Mike Tyson fighting Jake Paul was going to be tragic. It was going to be, it was going to make you feel worse. This is also going to do it. You can't keep doing this. This is, this is a, this is off.

[Brett Vesely]

At least we got Happy Gilmore too.

[Brady Bogan]

Another one. Happy Gilmore was okay. Funny for its moment. It's going to be an Adam Sandler nightmare with terrible joke after terrible joke and you're gonna remember things. And I feel bad because Lavelle Crawford is in it and I love him and he's playing Chubbs Jr. And he's also missing a hand. But you go back and watch Happy Gilmore and it's all your memories of how much you liked it. It's not really funny. It's just what you remember as funny when you were like in, when you were 18.

[John Holmberg]

Coming to America 2 wasn't that good. Terrible.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, terrible.

[John Holmberg]

Maverick was entertaining, but it was again, it was all member berries.

[Brady Bogan]

Maverick, that was about as well as you can Play. Top Gun 2 was about as well as you can play that card. And it just so happens that Tom Cruise has stayed an action figure guy the whole time. So it's, it wasn't so hard pressed to put him back in that plane. Plus the plane. It was just, you know, you, you, you to watch The. The Thunderbirds doing what those guys were doing in that plane. The movie itself is really shallow. You get a bad guy, we all kind of root for America for a little bit. It was.

[Brett Vesely]

It was just, who are they? They're bad, dude.

[Brady Bogan]

It was toxic masculinity which has been missing. They actually took a chance and took a swing at, like, you know, war and dudes being dudes. But what they. The one fault in Maverick was they just made up a bad guy. They were too afraid to actually have a bad guy because they'd had picketers outside from whatever country that is going, you can't. Why are we so bad? It's racist. That's the only one. And it's good. Yeah, but it came and went.

[Brett Vesely]

Didn't go back to the 80s where it's just, Russians just do it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they had their moments, and they tried to get you to remember, but you can't do it. I remember the first time I said, when I was a kid, this is why I don't. Like. I was a big Alfred Hitchcock fan when I was a kid. My favorite movie of all time is Rear Window. It's. It's unbelievable. It's one of the best things I've ever seen. But I liked Psycho a lot when I was a kid.

[John Holmberg]

Love Psycho.

[Brady Bogan]

Psycho's amazing. Especially because you consider, like, what we talked about yesterday. It was the first time you'd ever seen anything like that. Like, that. Nobody had seen Blood on a Murder a Woman. And it was just. Did not see that in a mainstream movie. Horrifying. Since then, it became the template for horror movies. So you watch it now and you're like, well, this is because this. Invented it.

[Brett Vesely]

A lot of chocolate syrup.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. In 1982. 1 they came out with Psycho 2. 21 years later, it was still too late. He gets out of jail. What's he out of jail for? This is. And then he goes back and does it again. And you're like, you can't do this twice. You can't. He brought in, like, the lady. He killed sister's daughter. And it was like, oh, my God, what a stretch. Then fast forward again to Vince Vaughn and Julianne Moore redoing Psycho word for word in, like, 1999 Pointless Spaceballs 2 is gonna suck. It's gonna suck. This guy said, remember the Sebastian Bach show when you were watching him on stage, you're like, what is that? And then you'd look up on the screens and he was showing pictures of himself.

[Brett Vesely]

A gorgeous supermodel.

[Brady Bogan]

That's Just so sad. It makes you feel terrible about yourself to see all these people you haven't seen for 40 years now. You know, when I watch Cheers reruns, that's how I remember them. When I saw a picture of George Wint when he died a few weeks ago, like, Jesus Christ. When did that happen? Of course it happened. It was 40 years ago.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. You're, like, mad at him.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I want to remember Norm as the norm. I know. Not this aged mess. Yeah. You can't have it. And then in a way, that's why Instagram is good, is because it gradually ages a woman and a man. If you keep seeing Sofia Vergara, it's not going to shock you to see her in 10 years, because the last time you saw her was Modern Family. You know, she's. She still looks. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's a specimen right there, but still, if you hadn't seen her for 20 years and then she just showed up again, she's fairly shocking. She's maybe a bad example, but she's gotten frigid. What?

[Brett Vesely]

She's gotten frigid.

[Brady Bogan]

Why do you say that?

[Brett Vesely]

Because she only dates someone that's as wealthy as. Oh, yeah, she's a billionaire.

[Brady Bogan]

That's not frigid. That's your bitterness. She's. She's right. She's not wrong. If you look like that, would you date you?

[Brett Vesely]

No. I don't blame that, but that level is. She's like no one. There's rarely anyone that will qualify.

[Brady Bogan]

Damn right. Yeah, I like that she said that. I like women that say, none of you slaps are gonna get a touch this.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she don't want some bass player from the local.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she's not looking at. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I go to the Rebel Lounge to see you play tonight.

[Brady Bogan]

The drummer from miles to nowhere doesn't have a chance. I like a lady that points out and then. You can't call her frigid. She's 100% correct. She's knowledgeable and smart. We call her Frigid because it makes us mad, because we're not in the dating pool. We can't. We don't know. She announced to 99.5% of the population, people here. None of you can do this. None of you will touch it. Look at it. I'll send you pictures, but you're not gonna touch it. And when you look like that, still be some guys.

[Brett Vesely]

I AM net worth 500 million.

[Brady Bogan]

Nope.

[Brett Vesely]

Sorry.

[Brady Bogan]

I warned you. Billionaires only if I look like that. Are you kidding me? And you walk up to me, how's it going? Get away from me, you troll. I'm gonna have you arrested for looking at me and you'll go to jail for it. I would never. This whole room doesn't deserve to be eyeball to body on that. There needs to be a television screen barrier between us normals and something that looks like Sofia Verdara. It's just the way it works. And I like a woman that says that my standards are this. You need not apply because you got.

[John Holmberg]

To imagine saving your time.

[Brady Bogan]

Her whole life has been dudes just making goofy gawks and whatever. Good. Good for you. More hot ladies need to do that. I totally agree with her. And that goes back to all the other emails I'm getting of Dua Lipa and that guy of hers. And even Brett's wife, Madea gets involved and sends a picture to Brett of Dua with her new fiance. She's on fiance. They say, Callum. It's a great name too, Callum. And there and then she says, well, it looks like Dua Lipa is into dudes with big noses. John had a chance. You Matthia. I don't need that. I don't think she's with him for his nose. Maybe I can dream anyway. But you know, people are, you know, all the guys in the text are like, don't worry about it, dude. It's just an engagement. It's not locked down yet. He can still screw this up.

[Russ Brody]

Up.

[Brady Bogan]

But he's going to screw this up because within the year they'll be married and within 18 months she'll announce that she's pregnant and then she's got STDs, little STDs running all over the house singing about, I understand.

[John Holmberg]

I went through it with Margo.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah. Margo had a baby and it just ruins it. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

She have a couple or just one?

[Brady Bogan]

Margo's got the one on. She'll have more. She'll load up again. But yeah, yeah, big nose guys. You know, Doja Cat said that she likes a guy with a big nose because it tickles her butt when he's down there.

[John Holmberg]

With Humpty Humper.

[Brady Bogan]

Shut up. There's been an occasion when I've had to rub the end of the nose. Gonna get that off of there. I don't know what that little dot was. Anyway, so, yeah, we're done with that one too, but Spaceballs 2, Naked Gun. Let's drop. Naked Gun's coming out in 14 days and I get emails from people have.

[Brett Vesely]

You seen the trailer?

[Brady Bogan]

I'm like, I have. It's mildly amusing. If it was its own movie, maybe. But the fact that it's Naked Gun I have. I am trepidatious. I don't think they should ever imagine if they did that to, like the Godfather. Let's just redo it. And they tried it with Godfather 3.

[John Holmberg]

Sort of place down.

[Brady Bogan]

Godfather 3 was a reach. 15 years there wasn't even that long ago. Cash grab. It was. Of course it was. And you're. And you've already got a brand. You don't have to worry about people not knowing it.

[Brett Vesely]

Man, if they do that.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they would never. They did. Godfather 3 was basically like, who. Who's willing to come back? And when they got Pacino, they're like, we're doing this.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Cuz there was no reason to have George Hamilton and Andy Garcia and all the.

[John Holmberg]

Garcia did an okay job.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But George Hamilton replacing.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on, Dal. Come on, come on. That doesn't work already makes me mad talking about it.

[John Holmberg]

And then one of the worst actresses ever in film.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It was a Coppola, Sophia. And she ended up being like a really good director. She couldn't act. It was bad. So they want to tap into that vein of you saying, oh, remember Spaceballs is. Go back and watch Spaceballs again. And you'll be like, oh, no, they shouldn't do this ever. All those old movies you have great memories of, they're not. You're not going to want to see them again today. It was sort of like when the Star wars movies came back. And I know Spaceball is going to make fun of it, but you saw those people, like, Princess Leia is 90 and Han Solo's limping. And you just don't want to see these dudes in the same outfits. Old. When Han Solo rolled in and he's still in the vest, you're like, no. I. I had hoped he'd been promoted at this. It's been 45 years. He's still bootlegging.

[Brett Vesely]

Take him out.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, kill him. And they did. He asked to die. You know, Harrison Ford did this right thing. I don't like seeing Mark Hamill anymore. He looks like he's been burned in a car accident. I like young, a burnt Ewok, super healthy Mark Hamill. I like the drones R2D2 and C3PO. They never change. That makes me feel good.

[Brett Vesely]

BB8 was.

[Brady Bogan]

BB8 was awesome.

[Brett Vesely]

Pretty solid.

[Brady Bogan]

I like BB8. But they again, roll him out in 25 years. He's still BB8. You don't want to see hurts. So I'm sorry to rain on your parade, Spaceballs2 supporters, because I had a lot of people thinking I'd be excited about this. I'm not. I haven't seen Rick Moranis. Nobody has.

[John Holmberg]

It's been years.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not going to be pretty because.

[John Holmberg]

He didn't even come back for the Ghostbusters, did he?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think so. I didn't watch that.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't either.

[Dale Hellestra]

But.

[Brady Bogan]

But dark helmet. Pulling that helmet up, and you see a decrepit, old, little, tiny man named Rick Moranis in there, and you're like, oh, no, I'm old. It's gonna make you feel bad. It's not pretty. All right, seven o' clock. We're gonna get the wake up song early and do the Brady report early. And at 8 this morning, all of our contestants will roll in here. Dale Hellestray is going to be our judge for the man cave upgrade this year. I know, I know. Stay tuned, though. Please don't turn your radios on. Dale's gonna come in here and help us out. Very excited about that. We're even gonna. Dale, if you're listening, we even have a country music segment for you. Just for you, my friend, since you're the judge. They'll play to the judges, and we'll have the girl rank us. Because Dale seems to think that if he was in a room with all of us, he'd be the one that gets the highest out of 10. It's never happened. He thinks he's a 7 or an 8 in a room because of his height, but that cranium of his puts him back down to, like, a three. There's no possible way. Johnny even said in a gay bar. Remember? He would get more action in a gay bar than. Than me. He's out of his mind. There would be a few dudes who want Dale to, like, conquer a giant cripple. Like, that's a. That's a fetish. But I'll tell you, if Dale ever won the gay bar challenge and we still haven't done that, we need to go do that, Sit in a gay bar and see how many dudes come up there. Me or Dale. I'm the winner.

[Brett Vesely]

I saw it work in Miami.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I don't know why gays like me. It's my ass. It's a great little bubble. Nice ass. Nice ass. My ass is like my nose sticks out a little too much. But in the best possible way. Let's get that Wake Up Song. What do you got on the big board of musical treats tonight?

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

This, but Rick Moranis got beat up by that guy on the streets a few years ago. Remember that?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Guy just walked up and started punching him.

[Brett Vesely]

There he is.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you don't want to see dark helmet looking like that. Come on, he looks fine. Yeah, but it's not. When he lifts that helmet, it's not going to be what you want it to be. Guy says, remember the member Barry's fiasco of an S show? That was the Munsters movie by Rob Zombie.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it was horrible.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, too many of those. All right.

[John Holmberg]

On the list. Parkway Drive, Megadeth kind of going with whatever. Everything going on. Holy Wars.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Disturbed, going along with everything. Gnr, Pantera, Static X, which we did the other day for Teacher, for Brittany Zamora, Bombshell for Netanyahu and Gene Simmons and Fear Factory.

[Brady Bogan]

I think we go with Holy War. Since they started last again, they never ended. Really. I'll do a little Megadeth. We'll make people happy with some Megadeth. But yeah, don't look at your stocks today. If you have stocks, don't look. And gas is going to be $11 a gallon because they always abuse us at the pumps whenever something goes sideways.

[Brett Vesely]

Over there means a dollar.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's. Yeah, the barrels go up. We got to cover that dime per barrel with a dollar each a gallon for us. It's going to suck for a minute. It's Holy Wars. It's Megadeth. It's 98 Kup. It's waking you up. It's out of control now.

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

We're gonna break it out a okay. Nothing wrong with that. Before we get to the Brady report, a guy emailed and said could you give a shout out to Scottsdale Police Officer Ryan so and his family. Today is his one year end of watch anniversary. Thank you always and thanks to all the officers and men and women who do all that job for us and protect away in the weirdest possible times doing all sorts of strange stuff stuff. So yeah absolutely it's an anniversary. I guess you wouldn't say happy anniversary but it is his anniversary. So to him and his family again thank you for everything and all the folks out there right now are patrolling and running around being insane people keeping an eye on stuff for us always should say thank you to them. It is man cave day so at 8 o' clock our contestants roll in and we do our contest to try to give away the world's greatest man cave which is pretty awesome. Meathead should be here any minute. Some of the contestants are milling around downstairs. Dale Hellestra is going to come in, help us judge it and then we'll all have somebody will have a man cave by the end of the day. That's going to be pretty great. In the meantime we got to get all the news Brady knows to Brought you by all Pro Shade concepts AllProChade.com is where you go you want to put some shade in that yard of yours. Darn it all, they'll do it. They also, like, you can talk them into other stuff for like your garage and your cars and things like that. You can do like parking shade and things like that. It's a. Somebody asked me that the other day and I'm like, yeah, why wouldn't they? I mean, they talked about building me one out here for my. Because I park in the sun structure so they can do all that stuff. You call them up if you've got a spot that you're like, you know what? That's not a bad idea. I got a car that sits out in the sun all day. I'd love to get a little thing together, maybe take a look at what I can do with that. Brilliant idea. Because the sun does some damage to stuff. Plus, patio furniture isn't cheap. Been looking around at patio furniture again. Put some shade on that. If you've got patio furniture sitting out in the middle of the sun.

[Brett Vesely]

If it's. Yeah. If it's taking the sun, it's getting beat up, tops. Your five year warranty is two years.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Vesely]

And I believe today, Friday 13th. If you get a quote today.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You'll get 13 off.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Well, there you go. 13 off. Allprochade.com. there it is. Get shady like Brady. Brady reported.

[Brett Vesely]

Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it.

[Brady Bogan]

I know that guy. We got trouble. All right. We have the man cave. People are rolling into our hallway and they're going to stare in the window now.

[Brett Vesely]

National blame someone else day.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Brett Vesely]

It's also, it's a big one for Toledo. National sewing Machine day.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, for his son.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I hope his son.

[Brett Vesely]

He's a big fan of Isaac Singer. Probably.

[Brady Bogan]

That's probably. Yeah. Is that why it's national sewing Machine day? It's Isaac's birthday. Hopefully Toledo's kid, like sews him a pair of pants or a new suit or something for Father's day. Hi, Richard. What do you think you're getting for Father's day? Probably what you said of pants. Oh, sure. Sewn homemade pants. You gotta wear those Monday if you get homemade pants. F. No. Yes.

[John Holmberg]

I wanna see those Greg Brady pants. Rolling in.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, my birthday's right around the corner. Can I get some homemade pants, too? 100%. All right.

[Dick Toledo]

I will absolutely do that.

[Brady Bogan]

Toledo and I had a nice talk yesterday about the boy who's now out of that apartment. And to Toledo's credit, he made it all the way through the end of the lease. But did Toledo paid every month?

[Brett Vesely]

Cause I had.

[Brady Bogan]

Right when we said that. So it technically doesn't count as he's back by November. He's back by Christmas. Because you paid for him to not come back.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, if you want to get technical. So I paid for November. So whoever had the early November was right. Technically, because that's when I paid.

[Brady Bogan]

I believe I had November 6th. Brady had Thanksgiving, and you had Christmas around.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Right after Thanksgiving, you said June, and.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm like, there's no way this kid makes it. I gave you the fact you're gonna pay his first two months. Yeah, because he was. He was down there with not no job. Stayed down there with no job. Yeah. Never got a job.

[Dick Toledo]

Come on. He was grubhubbing. That's a job.

[Brady Bogan]

Covered him till June. And now he's back up here again.

[John Holmberg]

Grindering, you know, hey, that started to go. I was.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, Brady did it.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, look at me.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no, no, no. Well, credit to his upbringing. That's right. You started with star. No, don't bring it up. It's Brady's Day National. Blame someone else.

[John Holmberg]

That's true.

[Brady Bogan]

Because there's nobody who said gulp except you. All of us stayed off of that gulp. He could pay his rent now. Look at him, squirming and denying.

[Dick Toledo]

Guilt wash over your face because you have a daughter.

[Brady Bogan]

I just. I just made Toledo's son a gulp. But to his credit and to his upbringing, the boy never resorted to blowjobs for paying rent. And that. That is good parenting.

[Brett Vesely]

It is.

[Brady Bogan]

Dad just paid the bills, so it kept his son off the streets.

[Dale Hellestra]

But.

[Brady Bogan]

We all kind of lost the bet. But technically, he wouldn't have made it a month and a half if, you know, the daddy is right.

[Dick Toledo]

Because that's the day that late charges start to be.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you learned that again. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Today is the Only Friday the 13th of 2025.

[Brady Bogan]

This is the only one. Yeah. All right, well, enjoy it.

[Brett Vesely]

And Krispy Kreme. You buy a dozen, you get a second dozen for 13 cents.

[Brady Bogan]

They're celebrating it now. You get deals. All right. What? You get a 24 donuts. Well, how much does a dozen donuts cost? I'm gonna take a shot. 10 or 12 bucks. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So 121324 donuts.

[Dick Toledo]

50 cents a donut, John. That's a bargain.

[Brady Bogan]

Feel bad for donuts because people always buy that extra 12 and it just sits in the office and rots. It's always the next day.

[Dick Toledo]

People come and take like, here. They take bites out of it.

[Brady Bogan]

I've never seen that. Like.

[Dick Toledo]

No. With like a nice.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they cut it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

No, so they take like little pieces of it.

[Brady Bogan]

Office rule. You take the whole donut.

[Brett Vesely]

You don't leave the house.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't do that. My sister used to do that. Intamin's Donuts sitting on top of the fridge before school. I'd grab an intimate stone. I'd reach in there and feel a crusty half. And there were two crusty halves. I'm like, look, you cut one in half, tomorrow you eat the other half. But it's all dried up. That's your fault, you bitch. You reckon? There's only six in there and you've already crushed two. And I can't have either of them. You're getting fat. Anyway. I would always tell her that they're making her fat. They're looking a little thick anyway, you should lay off the intimates.

[Brett Vesely]

Couple of basis. Fun facts. There were only 25 episodes of the original Scooby Doo.

[Brady Bogan]

Do what?

[Brett Vesely]

Debuted on CBS in 1969. And 16 more were added in 1978. And there's been a steady stream of reboots and spin offs.

[Brady Bogan]

25 episodes didn't have an episode made from 69 to 78, evidently.

[Dick Toledo]

Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? And then there was Scooby and Friends.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that was over. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's.

[Brady Bogan]

There were only 25 of them. Them.

[John Holmberg]

When Scrappy showed up, it's like, okay, I'm out.

[Brett Vesely]

16 more. So total.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, 41 1. How about that? Of the original Casey KS, Shaggy. And then. And then there was the other ones in the 80s when they did have Scrappy do and Garbage did Scooby Dum.

[John Holmberg]

Was he an original or is. Did he come?

[Brady Bogan]

Scooby D came in the late 70s.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

That was. That was when they started in with the Spin special guests.

[John Holmberg]

And when the Harlem Globetrotter showed up for no reason.

[Dick Toledo]

That was a fun episode.

[Brady Bogan]

Was a fun episode. That was a. Didn't they make them?

[Dick Toledo]

You know, they got their own cartoon.

[Brady Bogan]

Pretty great. The Globetrotters were pretty good. Globetrotters had. Yeah, their cartoon had a great theme song too.

[Brett Vesely]

The first black video game character was in an atari game. Basketball, 1979. That's racist George BROWN THEME playing and.

[Brady Bogan]

One of them was Atari.

[Brett Vesely]

Atari.

[Brady Bogan]

So it's just a. It's just four bit black dots.

[Brett Vesely]

Black dots.

[Brady Bogan]

Pass it to him. Was he great? Did he. Did it.

[Dick Toledo]

Did they have Asians?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

They're getting the credit for it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. The first black because it said sweet river Banes under him. They were like, I bet she was the best one.

[Brett Vesely]

During the 1960s, Batman TV series, Robin said 356 different things after the word holy.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Brett Vesely]

Including holy armadillo, holy hamburger, holy grammar and holy unrefillable prescriptions.

[Brady Bogan]

You said that one. Holy Robin. I didn't realize how often you said holy something. A fantastic phrase you've developed, old chum. How in the world was I not arrested? Arrested for pedophilia. Clearly. Hanging around this young teen, bright eyed and bushy tailed at every turn.

[Brett Vesely]

You could have been James Bond.

[Brady Bogan]

I could have been James Bond but I was too busy fighting crime in Gotham with my teen lover. Holy turn down. That's exactly right. Holy trousersnake was the one I always wanted to hear.

[Brett Vesely]

Because there's a toy in every Happy Meal. McDonald's is the world's largest distributor of toys.

[Brady Bogan]

Really?

[Brett Vesely]

Similar note the largest producer of tires in the world.

[Brady Bogan]

Lego or Mattel. I was going to say one of them makes the little cars.

[Dick Toledo]

Go to Legoland and they. They say that there's a plaque.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Because they have little bit. But they're not. Are they those foamy tires or they like.

[Dick Toledo]

Are they rubber tires?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. All right. That's. That's weird.

[Brett Vesely]

In the northern Chinese city of Shenyang, there's a viral.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't watch you say words like that again. Almost vomited.

[Brett Vesely]

Struggled.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. His face just went contorted.

[Brett Vesely]

They're. They believe by swinging by your neck. They set up these like mini jungle gyms in a way. They're off the three limbs and they put a chin strap swing and they swing by their necks. They say it helps them sleep.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it does. It's called dying.

[Brett Vesely]

And it's called. They're saying, you know, doctors are. Chime in and say, no, do not do this because you can ruin your.

[Brady Bogan]

You can hang your alignment.

[Brett Vesely]

You can hang yourself. Get tangled up. There's a example of how they're.

[Brady Bogan]

No. Yeah. Hanging. No. This is terrible. This is Japanese people hanging from trees. This is terrible. They have it in park, guys.

[Brett Vesely]

Airborne there.

[Brady Bogan]

My God. He's just. He's just running like. It's like putting your head in a child's swing.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. He just. It's like a giant chin strap.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, this is a terrible idea. There's going to be a lot of dead Japanese people.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Jesus.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And now it's time for some science news.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep. Oh, Toledo wasn't ready. He's busy today a little bit. Mike, the IT guy's here. So those cameras must be on, huh? Getting there.

[Brett Vesely]

We got a guy in Indianapolis. I got caught shoplifting at a family dollar store on Monday. Initially got away, but no word on what merch he stole, but it's family dollar. There's a lot of options. But an employee named Jerome Step.

[Brady Bogan]

Ready to give him a little plug in there. The options are endless when you're stealing from family dollar.

[Brett Vesely]

Family dollar employee Jerome Step. Once the cops were called, he decided to go look for the guy himself.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Found him 15 minutes later, just a few blocks away and shot him in the butt.

[John Holmberg]

Ain't nobody stealing from my family dollar.

[Brady Bogan]

That your ass.

[Brett Vesely]

Another employee was with Jerome. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

My dead presidents.

[Brett Vesely]

Another employee was with Jerome when it happened. Police said it was his fiance. They both work at the family.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he met love. He found love at the love of the family dollar.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't get her name.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't what? Don't out.

[John Holmberg]

I'm trying to get a full story.

[Brady Bogan]

You just want. You want to see if you can get another wedding DJ gig. Your collection will not.

[John Holmberg]

From yesterday.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's whip nene again. See all those family dollar employees. Can you imagine how bad the family dollar couple wedding's gonna be? Their wedding is gonna be terrible. The cake is gonna be awful.

[Brett Vesely]

He fired two shots, and the guy dropped the stolen merch, and the second one hit him in the backside. It's not clear what kind of charges he's facing, but Jerome is the one who's really in trouble.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, you can't just shoot a guy for shoplifting.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you can. You just got to kill him and say that he. And then plant a gun on him.

[Brett Vesely]

He's facing two felony charges.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't shoot a guy in the ass and then, like, leave them talking. If you're gonna pull the trigger, end it. And then start rattling off that the dude said crazy stuff and was gonna kill you. And then immediately shoot out the surveillance cameras. Yes, you work there. Go back, grab the. Shoot the computer that has it all. Yeah, shoot your fiance. Just start running. Yeah, life isn't good anyway. You're a family dollar employee. Run.

[Brett Vesely]

And now it's time for some science news. Hello, my friends. Professor Brady Bogan here with your science. Drinking sugar is worse than Eating it because of how our body processes the food versus liquids. Even if the same amount of sugar, like soda is more likely to give you diabetes. And candy bars.

[Brady Bogan]

So if you're drinking a coke, it's terrible. If you're eating a coke, it's delicious and fine.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Solidify the coke. Make a coke bar.

[Brady Bogan]

Coke bar. There you go. This is like a candy bar.

[Dale Hellestra]

Your.

[Brady Bogan]

Your body's like, thank you. I can handle this. But you drink a coke and you're. You're gonna get your feet cut off.

[Brett Vesely]

A study found if you're trying to lose weight, you should do cardio after you lift. A lot of people do the opposite. They do cardio as warm up. But they found weightlifting followed by cardio works better. What? The killer asteroid that will miss US in 2032 could still hit the moon. And the odds just went up again. There's now a 4.3 chance percent lunar impact 4.3% percent.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. That's high for normally those numbers are like it's 25 billion miles away. It's too close. It's actually. I don't like that they're not sure.

[Dick Toledo]

But they're saying even if had a lesser chance last night.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh my God. Fanduel this because if Edmonton's in charge that meteors it's gonna win it. And Florida. Florida was all done. God, what a game.

[Brett Vesely]

But they're saying even if it happens, it's not big enough to alter the moon's orbit.

[Brady Bogan]

They're not sure. You give me 4% odds on that. And they're still talking about what could happen. You don't know. Yeah. We got to shoot it down. We got to get the. Got to get the roughnecks up there and bushemi this thing, man. I don't. I don't like when science tells us that. Just let us be like let us find out the hard way on those.

[Dick Toledo]

Absolutely.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't warn me.

[Dick Toledo]

What's the big shadow head? Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Who knows? You know what? Be happy.

[Brett Vesely]

This is a study found the way we breathe through our nose is unique. Like fingerprints. Researchers created a wearable device that can ID people with a 97 accuracy based on their breathing. That's better than a lot of voice recognition systems.

[Brady Bogan]

They can identify you clear your voice through your nose.

[Dick Toledo]

Kind of like your voice the way.

[Brady Bogan]

You know that's what he's saying. Like an instrument better than your voice because it's like you're unique to you.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

By the way, I got an email. It says the first black character in a game Was called heavyweight champ in 1976. Atari's basketball game was in 79. There were video games in 76.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah. Atari came out, I think around 76.

[Brady Bogan]

It did. I think it was just palm.

[Dick Toledo]

I think so.

[Brady Bogan]

For years.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And then Heavyweight Champ had a. I remember the boxing on Atari, but it was a green one. I don't think it was racially motive. I think. I'm pretty sure they're was just whatever they could come up with at the time. That looked enough like.

[Dick Toledo]

September 1977 was heavyweight champ 600.

[Brady Bogan]

That's when the 2600 came out. In 77. That's not right. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

September 27th or September 1977.

[Brady Bogan]

The Atari 2600. That was the good one.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that was the OG.

[Dick Toledo]

2600 was the OG.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't remember that.

[Dick Toledo]

5200 was the next step up.

[Brady Bogan]

I remember it being Atari. Atari 2600, then the 52. The Atari was just the paddles. It was garbage.

[John Holmberg]

No, you had the sticks too.

[Brady Bogan]

It was weird. Sticks. Pong was the thing. The paddle with the one button. Yeah, that was the 2600 I thought that was.

[John Holmberg]

But Pong was before Atari.

[Brady Bogan]

None of this matters. And nobody was black. Why do we got to make everything? Why do we. Nobody was black in the seventies. Ask the Mormons. The Mormons will tell you. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Not sure. Finally. See this? The University of Central Florida is named their football stadium the Acrisure Bounce House.

[Brady Bogan]

Really?

[Brett Vesely]

Ucf.

[Brady Bogan]

The Banking Bounce House.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Why?

[Brett Vesely]

That's what they. You know, they name football fields like the shoe. The Big House.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but that's the nickname. Acrisure is an actual company.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah, the Big House.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. No, Bounce House.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I thought you said the Big House, Ray Lewis.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that would be a good team. Yeah, the Big House team. All right, there you go. You got videos. Brett's got. No, we're going. Yeah, we're going to hold Brett's. Brady, let's see yours, cuz. Brett's are going to go on for the. No, no, Brett's. Let me load them.

[Dick Toledo]

Cuz I didn't know we were going to go.

[Brady Bogan]

Brett's Friday videos are going to be part of the Man Kill Cave upgrade in honor of Marv Albert's birthday. They're gonna have to do play by play for the videos that Brett will display to them and I. We haven't seen the videos.

[John Holmberg]

You've seen one or two of them, but there's two fresh ones in there.

[Brady Bogan]

Two brand new ones. All right, so Brett's videos Will play during the man cave upgrade in honor of the great Marv Albert, who I think turned 81. Just hard to believe he still.

[Brett Vesely]

I think he's 84.

[Brady Bogan]

Is he older? Yeah. Is he alive or. I don't even remember if my. Yeah. All right, here we go.

[Brett Vesely]

First one is some guy with a laser pointer at a giant grasshopper.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he's pointing at a huge gr. Oh, geez. It starts him on fire. Yeah, you can do that with a laser pointer.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know if it's. I mean, obviously it's a little more than a laser pointer.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you think?

[Brady Bogan]

That's not a laser pointer. That's a death beam. It's starting him on fire. Well, what is this? What does Darth Vader have here? Brady, what is this?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know, but it's only. You know, it works on the.

[Russ Brody]

It.

[Brett Vesely]

It didn't go through the metal or anything?

[Brady Bogan]

No, it didn't. It just cooked the bug. I want this. I would never leave the house at night. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? So it only cooks grasshoppers? I mean, it's the thing smelting.

[Brett Vesely]

Seems like it's just working on that.

[Brady Bogan]

It doesn't do anything to the ground or the stuff it's touching around it. I mean, I've pointed it at dogs and cats. That's crazy. I want whatever that is. Can you buy that? Sure you can, Mike. Build one of those immediately. You're an IT guy. He can do this.

[Brett Vesely]

Next one's the Mexican chair fight.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's a. That's a tradition.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's a tradition. Watch how this guy. This guy's cheap now.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, this is a real thing. This isn't like a fight that broke out.

[Brett Vesely]

He takes one, he's like, okay, I'm done. I'm done.

[Brady Bogan]

There's chairs everywhere and Mexicans chucking them at each other. What appears to be some sort of choreographed event of chair throwing. Each side has an equal amount of fold up chairs.

[John Holmberg]

That's what good cameras in Maryville nowadays, man. This is awesome.

[Brady Bogan]

This quinceanera has gone sideways. Guarantee it's not them fighting over whose baby it is.

[Brett Vesely]

No, it's just a couple running.

[Brady Bogan]

I want to be at one of those.

[Brett Vesely]

A couple running down the street. And the. Looks like the. The lab or golden retriever takes her out.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Just jogging towards each other. Oh, yes. A lab jumps in front of two runners and just topples the girl. Oh, a full on scorpion. Oh, the dog's okay, right? Yep. Dog's up yeah, yeah, she's down. But that's all right. She's having fun. Yeah, he got her.

[Dick Toledo]

She plants all right.

[Brady Bogan]

Solid.

[Brett Vesely]

And the last one is a guy chucking a rock at a car.

[Brady Bogan]

It's illegal. Is this in the riots?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't think so. So. And then at the end, there is cussing at the end. Okay, so he throws a big rock at that car.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You think it's done? No.

[Brady Bogan]

He picks up another one and he's chucking it again at another car. Same car he's still mad at. Oh, that car gets mad. He's going. Oh, he's going back at him. Oh, he hits the rock thrower.

[Brett Vesely]

Justice.

[Brady Bogan]

He turned around, right? You turned and hit the rock thrower with his ultima.

[John Holmberg]

Did you get your prick?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I completely agree. That dude makes. Hey, look, by the way, good arm.

[Brett Vesely]

He did get some distance.

[Brady Bogan]

He's two for two by my count. That was pretty impressive. All right, don't throw rocks at cars. And get me one of those lasers. Guy says, figure out, John, where to get that laser. I absolutely must know. I have a dream of getting drunk, going through my backyard with a black light to find scorpions and burning them. I'll tell you, there's nothing better than getting a boxing glove and a pair of scissors. Have a black light in your mouth and go out to scorpion hunt. Boxing glove on your strong hand, scissors in your offhand, light up that little scorpion, cut his tail off and punch him against the wall. It is. It is an extremely fun night because you don't. You think your light's gonna stay on him the whole time and your head moves and you lose him for a second and then you gotta find them and you've got scissors in one hand and a boxing glove in the other. You're. You're your own dangerous animal. Scorpion hunting is a blast, especially when you make get physical. Sure, anybody can shoot spray at them.

[Brett Vesely]

We're in the season right now.

[Brady Bogan]

Real man punches them. Look who's here, everybody. It's Meathead. Oh, it's all coming together. All right, we're 15 minutes away from the glorious man cave upgrade game, brought to you by our friends at prestige billiards. AZ.com Meathead's here. He's ready to go. The contestants are lining up. All we need is our judge, Dale Hellistray, who should be arriving shortly. In the meantime, I hope you enjoyed your Brady report because there it goes. It's out of control now.

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[Brady Bogan]

All right, we're about ready to go here. This is going to be fun. I'm going to save the surprise for later, but there is a clear cut favorite for this contest in a huge way. And no it's not because of Boobs. Just going to let you know I did not know this but there is no possible way. I'm all right. I'm not going to say it just because it's going to seem rigged, but it's so great and it's awesome that it's happening. So I'm very excited about what's about to happen with our glorious game, the Man Cave upgrade courtesy of our friend Hop over here, Meathead from Prestige, the one the only who is here. And I just want to thank you for all the work you've done around my house. The grill looks great. The game system that I broke is still inoperable. Kevin and I go back and forth on schedule constantly. I'm like, hey, can you make it over here at like the blah blah? Yeah, Aaron. And I say I can't make it. Or then you say you're not coming so I need my grill.

[Russ Brody]

The back and forth is great.

[Brady Bogan]

It is fun. And then we're just like screw that guy. Meathead's here. He can take care of all your gaming needs. Thank you for doing this once again this year. You're very excited about this. This is awesome. I Look forward for this moment. Moment. Whole year. This is a. Would you do. This is a super bowl for me. How bad are your years?

[Brett Vesely]

Lonely at the shop.

[Brady Bogan]

All I could think of is when I. When I get here, I'm like, I wish I was the contestant. Yeah, then you could win your own score. Yeah, that's dumb. Give him a old fashioned, Brady. He seems down.

[Brett Vesely]

I think he wants more boy butter.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. What do you want? Last year, two days to get off. Yeah. That was gross.

[John Holmberg]

Smell lasted in here for a week.

[Brady Bogan]

I think you could smell me from my house. It smelled like dollar store condoms for like 14 days. Yeah. How would you know what. Oh, yeah. You got to go for the dollar store ones. I like it when they break. It's more exciting.

[Brett Vesely]

You can get singles.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. You buy the singles. We're gonna have Dale come up here in a minute. You've not met Dale yet, but you sponsor Dale's segment on Thursday, which is an unbelievable gift for Dale, and he has not met you. So today we will introduce meathead to Dale Hellstra. He's on his way up the stairs now. It should take.

[Russ Brody]

Can we trick him first and be like, he's meathead?

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no. We're not giving the game away. Don't give it away. What are you looking for this year to. Because you're going to want to. You're giving away most of the stuff. The. The pool table, the ping pong table, the air hockey, the smoker. You got all the other twin peaks giving away $200. You got wise brothers. There are wise coatings giving out their floor, which is awesome. Garage floor coating is huge. If you can put it in your garage. What are you looking for? I'm more excited for the. The. The contestant that wants to keep it and, you know, actually use it. That's right. Like, sell it off. Well, but maybe.

[Brett Vesely]

There's always that option.

[Brady Bogan]

There's always the option. We'll see. It is exciting when they actually want the prize. Yeah. Rather than the cash equivalent.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Not. Which, by the way, is $150. We rob you on that. No, no. You got to think. Tariffs took place before this also. It's even more than normal. Yeah. So. Oh, you got inflation on this product. Yeah. But we like to say for the cash equivalent, that's only $150. So they take the prize. 149.99. That's exactly right. We're ready. Is Dale up here yet? The elevator is so slow for Dale. All right, we're going to this house Break down. I'm going to get ahead of the game here. We're going to do introductions with the crew and then we're going to have contests. And each round will eliminate one. It doesn't look like the girl is going to make it. And I don't know why she was qualified. She said sure. So we've got. We're only going to have our four contestants, and one of them is a super surprise. You should have went on Facebook or Instagram and just. Blaster. Why? Why would we. Kevin, why? She ruined the moment.

[Brett Vesely]

No, this is his Super Bowl. She's ruining it.

[Brady Bogan]

Dale, come on. Adele Hellestray is here and he's all dressed up.

[Brett Vesely]

Looking good.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on in. Dale. Why you waiting outside? Yeah, you're in his spot. Let's scoot over to that one. Dale Hellistray, a judge now for our glorious contest. Well, Dale Meathead. Meathead. Dale Prestige Billiards AZ.com. yeah, we're fine. All right. It'll be fun. We're getting to the next two minutes. That's it. Dale, I need you. Have you ever judged anything before that didn't, like, involve wet A couple beauty contests? Yeah. How did you do?

[Dale Hellestra]

I did great.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah? Yeah. All right. What was your name again? Rachel. Will you stand up at the microphone real quick? No. You're gonna judge people today. Rachel's here. Rachel, would you please rank everyone in the room 1 to 10? 1 to 10? Yeah. As far as dating dating abilities, just start with Brady. Dating ability. Yeah.

[Joshua Davis]

Six.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, Dale. Five. I'll stop there. You didn't even beat Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man.

[Dale Hellestra]

Get out.

[Brady Bogan]

Get out.

[Dale Hellestra]

I mean, I've believed anything, but him is six. Him a six?

[Brady Bogan]

What about Brad? Just to go down the line, I say seven. All right, Meathead.

[Russ Brody]

Eight.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Yeah. Not surprised me. You can go nine. The. Wow. You don't have to do that. That's a lot.

[John Holmberg]

Now she knows how this game's.

[Brady Bogan]

Now she has no credibility.

[Dale Hellestra]

I think I was set up.

[Brady Bogan]

The judges of five.

[Dale Hellestra]

Why do I think I was set up?

[Brady Bogan]

Something's wrong with her. All right, sit back down there.

[Brett Vesely]

Very accurate.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. So basically, no matter what, Dale came in last. That's all I wanted to do. We've never had the opportunity to actually get the judge right. And Dale's always said he's like an eight.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yes. Especially among 60 year olds. I'm a 10 plus.

[Brady Bogan]

That's so not true. So not true. And he said he'd win at a gay bar.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah. I'd outdo you at a gay Bar.

[Brady Bogan]

You would not outdo you.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yes, I would.

[Brady Bogan]

No way. All I have to do is 60 year old.

[Dale Hellestra]

So you tell me you tried to carry slate with this dude right here.

[Brady Bogan]

This dude right here picked up Slate like it was nothing.

[Dale Hellestra]

I know you said you tried to do it too.

[Brady Bogan]

I tried to pick up the next one because it looked easy.

[Dale Hellestra]

He's put together a little different than you are.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but still, it was so easy that I thought, I'll strain, but I'm gonna do it. I didn't budget out of the truck. And he goes, couldn't get it, huh? And then he's the only one who can do it. He can lift a pool table on his back. It's built for slate. Yeah. He is built for carrying things heavy. Lifting heavy, heavy objects. Yeah. He's not a small man. Me head. All right, we're going to get the introduction out of the way. Dale, is there anything as a judge that sways you right off the bat that isn't nudity?

[Dale Hellestra]

Well, what am I judging?

[Brady Bogan]

It is the man cave upgrade.

[Dale Hellestra]

So I understand that, but what am I judging? The contestants.

[Brett Vesely]

There's kind of a rundown.

[Brady Bogan]

The beginning. The beginning of it will be their introductions. And you're going to have to eliminate someone after they introduce themselves. So you're looking on personality. You're looking for like, you know, the spark, somebody who deserves a fun room. Like, you've been to my house house, seen my game room.

[Dale Hellestra]

And you don't deserve that, by the way.

[Brady Bogan]

But. But isn't it fun?

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah, it is fun.

[Brady Bogan]

It is fun. So you want somebody who's host a fun night, okay. To get all this free stuff. You don't want a dull person.

[Dale Hellestra]

Is this.

[Brady Bogan]

You'll see. No, no, no.

[Dale Hellestra]

When they're in the other room, it's coming home with me.

[Brady Bogan]

Trust me. Trust me. You're going to have a tough time judging. So you have no criteria. Just impress Dale.

[Dale Hellestra]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Nothing about you.

[Brett Vesely]

Be honest.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, and be honest. Honest.

[Dale Hellestra]

Are there any single moms?

[Brady Bogan]

No. We had. We had one and she was on her way and I said, dale's judging. And. And suddenly she's witness relocation.

[Dale Hellestra]

Oh, really?

[Brady Bogan]

She ran away. She's gone 86.

[Dale Hellestra]

She mustn't be going home and getting all dolled up.

[Brady Bogan]

She jumped on an India air flight and she got out of there too soon anyway. It's so far away. It's 806. The man cave upgrade begins next. Morning sickness.

[Dale Hellestra]

88. Morning sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. I'm wildly excited about today's game. This Is gonna be fun. This is gonna be good. We've got our man cave. Upgrade everybody. It is upon us. And then it's time to meet our contestants for the game room. And the game room is glorious. And brought to by friends of prestige billiards. Az. You're gonna get yourself a pool table. You're gonna get yourself a top for that which is a ping pong top. I have the same deal at my place and it's awesome. You play more ping pong than you think when you get that table. Air hockey.

[Dale Hellestra]

It's a great place for your snacks too.

[Brady Bogan]

It is a great place. Yeah. And that's absolutely true. When I have my Steeler games, the ping pong table goes over the air hockey.

[Brett Vesely]

Put queso right on there.

[Brady Bogan]

Put queso on. Also doubles as a poor person's Thanksgiving setup. It's awesome. Ping pong table is multi uses. Air hockey. You got the smoker. A $200 gift card to Twin Peaks. You got wise coatings floor. I think that's awesome. And then $1,000 from game day men's house health to get you what they got. And it all goes to the winner. Let's find out who we've got. Contestant number one's name is Hayden McElroy. Please step forward. Hayden McElroy, come on in here. Let's welcome Hayden, everybody. Hayden, step up. Grab the headphones, put them on there and get right on that microphone like you're dating it and tell everybody who Hayden McElroy is and what he does. All right.

[Joshua Davis]

What's up guys? Hayden McElroy. Listen you guys for quite a while while and basically what a little bit.

[Brady Bogan]

About myself, I just, I'm a pool.

[Joshua Davis]

Technician around the valley. Born and raised here.

[Brady Bogan]

That's pool boy. Yeah, pool boy. But I run it. It's my, my manager. So you run pool boys?

[Joshua Davis]

No, I actually don't even have any employees.

[Brady Bogan]

It's literally just myself.

[Brett Vesely]

One man.

[Brady Bogan]

Just a one man operation. That's a good way to live. Yeah. All right. There you go. All right. Why do you need a game room? Because I love my games man. I love pool.

[Joshua Davis]

I, I literally to need it also.

[Brady Bogan]

As a little escape from my wife. So you want to get away from your wife? She's a shrew. Sometimes. You don't like her? You're about done with her? No, not done.

[Joshua Davis]

But you know, a little, a little.

[Brady Bogan]

Garage escape would be nice. Would you put it in the garage? Yeah, yeah.

[Joshua Davis]

That's just like you said. Get that garage floor.

[Brady Bogan]

Awesome.

[Joshua Davis]

Set it all.

[Brady Bogan]

Great. So you get a smoker as well with this, would you. What would you smoke for Brady and Dale if they came to your garage chamber? Oh, man. Probably. Maybe some briskets. Yeah, Maybe multiple classic ribs. Yeah, briskets. Load up on that. Yeah. All right. I like that. And what would your. What's your drink? What's your drink of choice? Oh, are we talking alcohol? Yes, sir. Non alcoholic. I'm simple man.

[Joshua Davis]

Just a simple Jack and Coke.

[Brady Bogan]

Jack and Coke. Right down Dale's alley. He's the only one. He's also at the. Not him. What would you name your bar? Ooh, man, shoot.

[Joshua Davis]

Let's call it something.

[Brady Bogan]

Something edgy. I don't know. I don't know. JonBenet's can. Man. That's not good.

[John Holmberg]

Classroom.

[Brady Bogan]

That. That's.

[Joshua Davis]

That's a hard one.

[Brady Bogan]

My bar is called the Steel Swede. The Steel Swede. I like it. I like it. I'm Swedish.

[Dale Hellestra]

You look German.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't know what. All right, think about the name of the bar. Ladies and gentlemen, contestant one is Hayden Mac.

[Dale Hellestra]

I got one question since I'm judging.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Dale Hellestra]

Have there ever been a lonely housewife that's seduced you're cool while you're cleaning.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. What's a good pool store?

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

O man.

[Dale Hellestra]

Not saying you did anything.

[Brady Bogan]

So, you know. Nothing. Nothing like, you know, what you guys see online.

[Joshua Davis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Nothing like that. But, you know, peaked in some windows. Yep.

[Dale Hellestra]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

Hayden McElroy, the peeping Tom. All right. Nice job, Hayden. Thank you. Thank you. Peeping Tom. Hayden. Tom. All right, next contestant is Russ. Is it Bro Back. Bro Back. Brock. Is there two T's?

[Russ Brody]

I go by Brody.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know Russ. I just didn't know your last name was Bro Back. Russ is here. Russia Russ. Welcome to the man cave upgrade. You're dressed in a. Is that a dua lipa shirt? What are we looking at?

[Russ Brody]

No, it's skinned.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, okay. And then you've got a pink sport coat on and a vest and your shirt says. Are you effing kidding me? Okay.

[Russ Brody]

Edmund Kemper.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Russ Brody]

Serial killer.

[Brady Bogan]

Kemper. Yes. He killed his mother and tore out her vocal cords and put them in the garbage disposal because he hated how she talked to him. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Good guy.

[Brady Bogan]

He's a fan. Let's meet.

[Dale Hellestra]

He's got some making up to do.

[Brady Bogan]

Russ Brodback, known Russ Brody. Is that right? Okay, Russ, go right ahead.

[Russ Brody]

Yeah. 60, twice divorced. I have a daughter that's 22.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Russ Brody]

Photographer. I've shot John.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes.

[Russ Brody]

Linda. At Joe Sgrato.

[Brady Bogan]

Years ago. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

[Russ Brody]

We go back four wheeling and shit like that.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, come on now. That's right. You've been out with us in the past in the truck. Yeah. What is the thing attached to your nose and ear called?

[Russ Brody]

Just nose Ear Chain.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a nose.

[Russ Brody]

I make these.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, okay. Dale, have you ever considered that.

[Dale Hellestra]

I was just thinking that you would.

[Brady Bogan]

Look good with that.

[Russ Brody]

I'm. I'm a punk rocker, so.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you got the look.

[Russ Brody]

I used to have hair down to my butt and really two foot Mohawk at one time.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding. So what is the. What is the reason for two divorces?

[Russ Brody]

First one, she cheated. And then the second one, Covid killed us.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding. Couldn't be together that much.

[Russ Brody]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So you got room for a game?

[Brett Vesely]

Cabin fever?

[Russ Brody]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't have a current lady in your life?

[Russ Brody]

I have two life partners.

[Brady Bogan]

What does that mean?

[Russ Brody]

They're my forever wives.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. This is. This is a TV show.

[Russ Brody]

I'm poly, so.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding.

[Russ Brody]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Polyamorous. Meaning you like multiple partners?

[Russ Brody]

Poly single.

[Brady Bogan]

Poly single.

[Russ Brody]

So at one time I had nine partners.

[Brady Bogan]

How do you do that?

[Brett Vesely]

It's a harem.

[Russ Brody]

No, everyone pretty much likes each other and.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Russ Brody]

Yeah, but it makes for you couldn't.

[Brady Bogan]

Get through Covid with one, but afterwards you decided nine is a better chance.

[Russ Brody]

I moved away for that one too. I lived up in Yarnell.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, there's a problem? Yeah, it's too far away from everything.

[Brett Vesely]

Game room's gonna be busy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. All right. So this. You're just gonna. It's just gonna. The pool table felt. I gotta get a good Scotchgard on that for him. He's gonna wreck that. What would you name your bar? Russ.

[Russ Brody]

Probably the Beast.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Dale, do you have any questions for Russ? You're a little afraid of Russ.

[Russ Brody]

So I had an idea for coming in today. I was going to bring my emotional support person, but she had a doctor's appointment.

[Brady Bogan]

What does that mean?

[Russ Brody]

She was going to be dressed like that?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my goodness.

[Russ Brody]

Yeah, she's just like with a collar and a leash.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you should have done that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that would have been too.

[Russ Brody]

So bad.

[Brady Bogan]

But she has a doctor's appointment. She's sick. And I just got back in.

[Brett Vesely]

Back to the kennel.

[Russ Brody]

Yeah, she just got back into Tom from Henderson. So.

[Brady Bogan]

So she's got. But, yeah, but she's probably just worn out. One of our contestants, she's. Autopsy. Autopsy. Alice.

[Russ Brody]

She has an autopsy scar.

[Brady Bogan]

Literal scar from a self.

[Russ Brody]

She did it.

[Brady Bogan]

She tried to give herself an Autopsy, Kind of.

[Russ Brody]

Sort of. But yeah, it's scarification.

[Brady Bogan]

And she likes being scarred up.

[Russ Brody]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So basically what we've learned about Russ Brody is that he's insane.

[Russ Brody]

Yes. Yeah, I'm in the fetish, the goth, you know. You name the rock scene.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. The closest you've ever come to killing someone.

[Russ Brody]

I have.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, do we want details? Dale?

[Russ Brody]

It was in the military.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, in the military. Oh, jeez. He's got legal killing. Legal murder. All good for you, Russ. Excellent introduction there.

[Dale Hellestra]

All I got to say is that all that really doesn't phase me. It's that you photograph about all this.

[Brady Bogan]

His pictures were fantastic.

[Dale Hellestra]

You were in them.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Dale Hellestra]

Thank you, Dale.

[Brady Bogan]

I agree. All right, Russ, thank you very much. Bro to back. Bro to back. Brody. Brody. I know, but it looks like it. I can't help it. On the card, Joshua Davis is contestant number three. Come on in here. Let's welcome Joshua Davis to the man cave upgrade contest. Joshua. Welcome, sir.

[Joshua Davis]

Morning.

[Brady Bogan]

How are you?

[Joshua Davis]

I'm doing great.

[Brady Bogan]

Tell us about Joshua David Davis.

[Joshua Davis]

Joshua Davis. I'm 32. I look 42. I feel 52. I'm a pool guy, too. I own a pool guy. Yeah. But I. I fix swimming pools, so I do the equipment pump.

[Brady Bogan]

You're better than the other guy.

[Joshua Davis]

Slightly.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Like that. Hayden would work for you, correct?

[Joshua Davis]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You'd be under. Understood. What's the name of your.

[Dale Hellestra]

This guy's been hit on.

[Brady Bogan]

You think he's good?

[Dale Hellestra]

Oh, he's.

[Brady Bogan]

You're attracted to him?

[Dale Hellestra]

No, he's been hit on. By house?

[Joshua Davis]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Have you had a housewife story as a pool man? Yeah.

[Joshua Davis]

I mean, I don't take it that far because I'm a happily married man.

[Brady Bogan]

But how far do you take it?

[Joshua Davis]

Fingers round, second base. Johnny round second base.

[John Holmberg]

Slap her around a little bit.

[Joshua Davis]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Give her a little. Choke her for a second. Okay, I understand. That doesn't count if. If she doesn't push back. It's not correct. It doesn't even count.

[Joshua Davis]

It's a one way street.

[Brady Bogan]

So. Have you ever had a housewife come out and, like, start to talk to you? Yes. You're right. He is one of those pool boys that stays at olives, walking around and.

[Dale Hellestra]

Listening and shirts off.

[Joshua Davis]

I don't take my shirt off, but sometimes they do.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, that's what I like.

[Joshua Davis]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So you've been doing this for a while. You would definitely run Hayden's life. He's a secondary pool.

[Joshua Davis]

Correct.

[Brady Bogan]

He's a low level dollar store.

[Joshua Davis]

Exactly.

[Brady Bogan]

Or high yeah. And then what would you name your bar?

[Joshua Davis]

What would I name my bar? Blackout. Blackout bar. Where our slogan is blackout with your rack out. Totally allowed. You know, encouraged, if you will.

[Brady Bogan]

You've got room for this at your house? Yes.

[Joshua Davis]

Put it in the garage right next to the by side. Make it a, you know, a fun little man cave, you know?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that sounds great. And if you were to smoke for Brady and Dale, what would you smoke?

[Joshua Davis]

I'd start with some smoked poppers as the appetizer, and then I'd get the. Have the brisket going. I'd probably use the Traeger for the poppers and then this new smoker for the brisket. And get some Mac and cheese and some cornbread on the side.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady's gonna jerk it.

[Brett Vesely]

This is an outing.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah, he's sore. To the top.

[Brady Bogan]

He's already got Brady's. Finally. Dale, do you have any questions for Joshua?

[Dale Hellestra]

No, I just. Again, right now, he's.

[Brady Bogan]

You like him. All right.

[Joshua Davis]

And. And cherry on top. I do enjoy country music. Chilling by the pool, just for Dale. I'm sorry, guys.

[Brady Bogan]

Right to the bottom. Right to the bottom.

[Joshua Davis]

Variety is the spice of life. Variety is the spice of life.

[Brady Bogan]

We can't trust a country fan with pool sticks and those heavy balls, they'll kill themselves. Variety. Johnny, somehow impale yourself on a pool stick. Joshua, anything else we should know about you?

[Joshua Davis]

No, that's it.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Joshua Davis]

I've got a 17 year old daughter.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Joshua Davis]

I'm still with the baby mama. She's my. We had her at age 15. Yep. Born and raised in Lake Havasu City. Moved out here. My wife's a. An RN and a surgical unit.

[Brady Bogan]

You said you're 32? Yes. You got a 17 year old.

[Joshua Davis]

She just graduated high school, starting college in August. So we're the 1% of the 1%.

[Brady Bogan]

Boy, are you ever. How about that. All right. That's impressive. All right, Joshua, excellent job hopping out of here. It's Joshua Davis, everybody. And finally.

[Dale Hellestra]

Well, I don't even know. We can just rip this off.

[Brady Bogan]

No, we can't. Our last contestant is a friend of the show. That's right. He is known here as als. Matt. That's right. And welcome to the microphone, Matt. Molly, am I saying it right? Matt. Als. Matt. Male mey. Okay. He's been diagnosed with als and he said, I know. And now you have to take this away from him.

[Dale Hellestra]

That sucks.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Don't be a prick, Dale.

[Brady Bogan]

But he's fun. It's okay. You can, like laugh at it and everything I don't. I do. He's hilarious. Wait till you hear him talk.

[Dale Hellestra]

You don't have a heart.

[Brady Bogan]

Matt, hop on up here and tell everybody about yourself. My name is Matt. That's right. Dale. What means me And I meant nine rooms A for almost two years now.

[John Holmberg]

Two years.

[Brady Bogan]

DALE ALS Matt. And look at you, 43. You have to take this away from him. You've already got somebody in first place.

[Dale Hellestra]

But we got other categories.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. That's right. And wait. And you're going to try to stop him from doing it. He brought a translator, for crying out loud. Matt, tell a joke real quick.

[Dale Hellestra]

Are you his wife?

[Brady Bogan]

No. I'm kind of like he's his Kumar.

[Dale Hellestra]

Because she dissed me in the rankings.

[Brady Bogan]

She's the one that said you were a five.

[Dale Hellestra]

So she put him down ranked.

[Brady Bogan]

Dale, you're back.

[Dale Hellestra]

Dale, you're back.

[Brady Bogan]

Matt is actually one of the most fun people. We've gone to concerts and stuff with Matt. And he's great. So when I saw him walk in, I'm like, oh, this will be tough. Cuz we know him. We're comfortable with what's going on with Matt. You're going to be wildly uncomfortable all. All day.

[Dale Hellestra]

I'm totally comfortable.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you?

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. You're willing to tell him he's not good. What would you name your bar? Matt? I. No limit. No limit. No limits.

[Brett Vesely]

No limits.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, but. And yet so limited. Are you good at pool? Hell no. Yeah. Or you're gonna have ping pong. I want to see that. Yeah. You're terrible at ping pong. Okay, we'll play. He's challenged me to a ping pong. I'll kill him.

[Dale Hellestra]

No, you wouldn't.

[Brady Bogan]

I destroy him. 110 wouldn't even be close. Just listen to him, Dale.

[Brett Vesely]

Take the paddle to his hand.

[Brady Bogan]

Walk right through.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Now swing the arm. There you go.

[Brady Bogan]

And we're gonna give him a smoker. He's gonna light the place on fire. Are you good at smoking? Oh yeah. Yeah, you can smoke stuff. What would you say? Smoke? Brisket. I just think you. Mac and cheese. He just sounds aggressive is all I'm hearing. Yeah, that's good. And I'm happy to see Matt. Cuz he looks great. Like he look really good. Yeah, because a year ago we weren't.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure it was 108.

[Brady Bogan]

That's true. You look like garbage. A year ago. He's all clean and healthy. Yeah. This is it. Dale, do you have any questions for Matt?

[Dale Hellestra]

Have you ever been hit on by a Housewife.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah. Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Me. Is everything down south still working? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do you ever use the only thing that works on me? It is the only thing that works. Proven Show Dale that it works. Right now Dale wants to see in the hands.

[Brett Vesely]

He's got two strangers too.

[Brady Bogan]

That's not fun, is it? No. Beating us really hard. For sure. Do you have to hire out? I may need to. You may need to. But right now you're still working it as best you can. But it's. The right one's still good. Left one's off limit. That's the same for me. Oh, it's a pain in the. So you stuff that one in your ass. Oh, I see. Okay. The right one works and the left one's a pain in his ass. You gotta watch this on Facebook. Dale is in hell right now. This is a nightmare. It's the claw.

[Brett Vesely]

The claw.

[Brady Bogan]

I understand him now. I speak of Matt. All right, Als Matt is here and he is contestant four. Thank you. Als Matt, please leave the room. We have to deliberate on who's going to go on first round elimination. You got to get rid of one right off the bat, Dale. Right off the bat. And we'll do that during the break. Dale is here as the judge. It is the Man Cave upgrade. And we didn't know Als Matt was in the contest, but man, talk about a leg up. I mean, not physically. That would be awful. You know what I'm saying? It's 829. The man cave upgrade is here and it's entertaining already. It's 98. It's out of control now.

[Dale Hellestra]

Morning sickness radiate.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, here we go. We are back to the Man Cave upgrade. And it is very tense. Do you have headphones? Do you have your headphones yet or do you need. Yes, yes. Just making sure. It is time now for Dale Hell, Australia judge. Brought to you by prestige billiards AZ.com.

[Dale Hellestra]

Finally get to meet meathead.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. How about that?

[Dale Hellestra]

I've learned very quickly. Can't tell a short story. No.

[Brady Bogan]

And he always starts it with real quick. And then like five minutes later he goes. And then. And you're like, God damn. Is the Man Cave Upgrade Dale is judging. You have met our four contestants because the girl didn't show up. She was an automatic two round winner just for being a female in this contest.

[Dale Hellestra]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

But she couldn't make it. So we're down to our four. Hayden McElroy, the pool boy, Russ, the serial killer, Josh, the pool manager and Als Matt. Those Were our four. Let's bring all four contestants back into the room, please. All four of them.

[Dale Hellestra]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

And they'll stand in a row in order. Hayden, I need you first, Russ second, Joshua third and of course als. Matt, number four. Brett, do you want to run over there and grab the mic so we can talk to him independently? So, Dale, you. You pretty much have an idea of who is safe.

[Dale Hellestra]

I got one question for you.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dale Hellestra]

You're. You're a fairly smart guy. You went to dobson.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Dale Hellestra]

I mean, that's a. That's a check mark again.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Dale Hellestra]

Why did you have Brett walk from all the way over there instead? I have and tubby here just get up a hand.

[Brady Bogan]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Brady's bad at it.

[Dale Hellestra]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

He starts banging people in the face with that microphone. It's too short. He's got to reach up to those tall. Brett's of a decent. Brett's good at this. Trust me. He's been here. So Brett has the. Has the contestants. Dale, who. Would you. Would you like to ask any questions? We did have one question for Matt. Real quick. Quick. Kevin from prestige billiards wants to know does he actually have to unbox any of this stuff or is it. Yeah, just drop it off at the house. Is there like a 90 day money back guarantee on this for. I'm just checking, like, how long you're going to need it. Dale, do you have any questions for any of the contestants?

[Dale Hellestra]

I really don't.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dale Hellestra]

Obviously the first round's a lot easier than as we get in because, I mean, we got some talented. Talented.

[Brady Bogan]

I think so, too. I think so.

[Dale Hellestra]

Enough.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Who would you like to say is safe first?

[Dale Hellestra]

Who's safe first? Well, just because I want to hear more.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dale Hellestra]

And he might kill me. I'll do the guy in the pink jacket.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dale Hellestra]

Russ, by the way, I've forgotten all your names, so. I'm sorry.

[Brady Bogan]

I got it. Russ is here. Russ is safe. Step four. Rush. Do you have anything to say today on your way to round two? No.

[Russ Brody]

It's good to meet you. It's. You know, I've heard you all the time and everything and. Yeah, I was hoping Carrie could make it and.

[Dale Hellestra]

Oh, I.

[Brady Bogan]

Still rubbing that. Yeah, he's still rubbing.

[Russ Brody]

Hey, I'll take you out to some of the places I go to.

[Brady Bogan]

Ah, where do. Where would you take Dale out on a night on the town to.

[Russ Brody]

So we got the gila river expo coming up and we do suspensions there.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you can. You have Seen that?

[Dale Hellestra]

Will you come with me?

[Russ Brody]

And then where you go?

[Dale Hellestra]

Where you go? This deal with me.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know what you meant.

[Dale Hellestra]

I thought you were trying to take it the during dirty and like you.

[Brady Bogan]

Always do, I just said, no, you can't. I'm not going to suspension it. You know what that is?

[Dale Hellestra]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

They have hooks in their flesh and they hang from the ceiling. And then you do the thing where, like, the. Like the guys take a cinder block and hang it from their penis. Yes. And they swing it. They stand up and they swing.

[Russ Brody]

Sideshow circus.

[Brady Bogan]

And their penis. I've seen this, Dale. Their penis goes almost all the way to the ground.

[Dale Hellestra]

I'd rather meet your nine life partner. Is what I.

[Brady Bogan]

Are they all female? Yes, all nine.

[Russ Brody]

But I am bi. Curious.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Is Dale curious to you? Rank Dale and me. Who would you rather be with?

[Russ Brody]

Oh, you both. Probably you, John.

[Brady Bogan]

Thank you. That's what I think, because he's curious, too.

[Dale Hellestra]

That's all right. Exactly.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I'm more curious. I'm more inquisitive than Dale. That's a. That's an intelligence moment. Yikes. Okay. Oh, this is suspension on the tv. No, look, it's not bad. This lady is hanging by her skin. Skin, Dale. That's a difficulty. What's that called, Russ?

[Russ Brody]

Suicide from the back.

[Brady Bogan]

And it's in her thighs, too. Dale's not watching, so it's probably not.

[Dale Hellestra]

The first time. What makes you go, you know what? I want to try that.

[Russ Brody]

Why wouldn't you want, like, a religious. It's also euphoric because it kicks your endorphins in big time.

[Dale Hellestra]

I'll kick your endorphins.

[Russ Brody]

You're talking dirty.

[Brett Vesely]

I've heard what you do. You're hooked.

[Brady Bogan]

That's why he's not allowed to have sex.

[Russ Brody]

Make me write bad checks.

[Brady Bogan]

Give the. Give the microphone back to Brett. This has gotten weird. All right, Russ, Somehow or another, you're safe, even though you're freaking everybody out. All right?

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

That leaves Hayden and Jo. Stand outside. Russ, get away from all of us before you start pooping on the floor. All right. Being one of Brett's video videos. Hayden, Joshua, and Matt. Hayden is a pool boy. Josh is a pool boy. Matt is als. Matt.

[Dale Hellestra]

Well, hold on. The middle guy's not a pool boy.

[Brady Bogan]

He's a pool man. Yes, that's right. You're right. Right. Who of these three remains?

[Dale Hellestra]

I go with the guy in the middle. He walked in confident.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Joshua.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Joshua.

[Dale Hellestra]

Joshua's safe as safe can be. Yeah, he's he's in the lead right now. He can only blow it from here.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, well, that's an or. You're running ahead of the game. All right, Joshua contest.

[Dale Hellestra]

I mean, see, he. He comes in.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Maybe Russell's interest.

[Dale Hellestra]

He comes in, and he, like, he says, likes country music a little bit.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Dale Hellestra]

Which, you know, again. Hey, don't start giving.

[Brady Bogan]

But don't start giving him ideas on how to kiss your ass.

[Dale Hellestra]

Okay, Well, I think. Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Good job, Joshua. You're safe. Good work. I don't think you need to say anything. Joshua can walk out now. We're down to Hayden and an als. Matt and Hayden, you've got to be feeling a lot of pressure next to als, Matt. Hayden, how do you feel right now in the bottom two with a guy with a Lou Gehrig's disease?

[Joshua Davis]

Like, I should just maybe walk out right now.

[Brady Bogan]

Now. But you can actually use all the stuff. You win. What's he gonna do with it? I mean. Yeah. Here's what I suggest. If Dale says that you're out, talk to Matt about getting this stuff because it's gonna be gently used, and it's not gonna be that long until you've got a game room. Maybe you can team up.

[Joshua Davis]

Hey, sounds good to me.

[Brady Bogan]

I think that's a good idea.

[Dale Hellestra]

Gently used. Not even out of the box.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not gonna get used.

[Dale Hellestra]

I don't think meathead's even setting it up.

[Brady Bogan]

He's just gonna. Just send him pictures. Yeah. All right. Any last chance to try to beg for any. Like, to. Why would you beat als, Matt? Maybe give him a, like, insult him or something? I mean, I can't do that, man. Get me in for the trouble. Yeah, let's do a yo mama joke. Come on.

[Dick Toledo]

Matt's good at this.

[Joshua Davis]

Towards him.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. Oh, no. Roast Battle. Roast battle with als, Max. Oh, man, your hands are so backwards. Like that kind of stuff. One good one to save your bacon here with als, Matt. If it's a good enough joke, we'll send the guy with Lou Gehrig's home because of you.

[Joshua Davis]

Like I said.

[Brady Bogan]

Do I want that? Yeah, do you want that? I think. Do you want the game. The game room? I do. All right, then make fun of that crippled dick.

[Dale Hellestra]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

With a yo mama joke. Anything. Just. Just roast him. Okay.

[Joshua Davis]

Well, I think there's a debate on.

[Brady Bogan]

Who came out earlier between als, Matt, and Thriller. Yes. So I think that his mom. There's not a lot of heart behind this. No, there's not. There's Not. There's not. He was reading a book report. I just. I was going to ask him a question basically of how old his mom. Mom is. How old is your mom?

[Brett Vesely]

63.

[Joshua Davis]

And how old are you?

[Brady Bogan]

43.

[Joshua Davis]

Okay, so she had you before she could drink.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's not bad. At least legally, though. Yeah.

[Joshua Davis]

So I.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, all right. How much was she an alcoholic? Oh, here. See, now you're just pushing it. Okay. All right. Nice job. Hayden als Matt a retort. Would you like to make fun of him real quick? We need his translator later. Roast. Roast. Hayden, as your. For one. Yes. My mom was a nurse and an alcoholic. When you say I'm like this. All right, translate that, please. My mom was underage and alcoholic. When. What? Yeah. And when you think I am the man, that's the way. Oh, so he just actually insulted himself with the exact same thing you said? Yes. She was drunk and underage.

[Brett Vesely]

Feel good about yourself.

[Brady Bogan]

Nice job. You want that same man? Oh, Jesus. I think I have to beat that. I don't know what those words were. Did you get that one?

[Brett Vesely]

No, I heard fart.

[Brady Bogan]

I heard fart, too. You're more of a fart. And they said he was insult. You want to insult a cripple? Yeah, there you go. There you go. He's playing the hard card. You want to insult the cripple. All right, dude. That uncomfortable exchange is now up to you to decide who goes home.

[Dale Hellestra]

I was anxious to see if you're going to take the bait and you don't have that killer instinct that I think it takes to be worthy of the pool table and all that stuff. So I appreciate your coming in, appreciate your time, good luck, and I hope another wife housewife does hit on.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Hayden McElroy, you have been eliminated from round one simply because you're healthy. Wow. I mean, that's really. That's it. Hayden, thank you very much. Hopefully you had fun. Dale is eliminated. Hayden, that leaves Russ, Joshua, and Matt for the next round. We're going to take a second, regroup and get it together, Daddy Okie country style. Coming up next.

[Dale Hellestra]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Morning sickness. Medicate KUPD Homburg's morning sickness. All right, all right. We are in the middle of the man cave upgrade right here and very exciting. A lot going on.

[Dale Hellestra]

Did you agree with me, by the way? Did you agree with my choice or would you chose different?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I actually liked all the guys. I think everybody was good. So if you had to get rid of one, I think Hayden was the disadvantage was he went first yes. So he. He. And he came out of the gates a little quiet.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Obviously, he's got some contestants here with some stories.

[Dale Hellestra]

Well. And the. And the other guys had the chance to listen to the questions you're asking.

[Brady Bogan]

True and ye. Kind of. And prep a little.

[Dale Hellestra]

But at the same time, suspension stories. Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, come on. That dude's. That guy's coming in hot with stuff. You can't top that. Yeah, but, you know, it didn't help that Hayden had already gone as a pool guy. And then he's got a. A better. Cool.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah. Better pool guy, better looking.

[Brady Bogan]

Where did Brady go? Brett go. The whole show's gone.

[Dale Hellestra]

Brett's just strutting here.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, there's Brett. Should we put Brett up for adoption?

[Dale Hellestra]

Well, I do.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Dale Hellestra]

You can't win this.

[Brady Bogan]

I gotta scratch the names out. All right, we've got. Hayden is gone.

[Dale Hellestra]

How about me?

[Brady Bogan]

No, you're out. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You're an employee.

[Brady Bogan]

You're employed, basically by the Prestige Billiards is your sponsor. You got it. Back away. Just. You know what? Reach into that pocket and buy a goddamn pool table and quit being so cheap. All right, here we go. Rush, Joshua and Matt are going to now impress the judge who is mentally incapable of understanding quality entertainment. So he likes country music. And unfortunately, Father's Day weekend. You found some songs for dad. Country music, Daddy. Oki is on the way. And let's just start it off with. Let's start off with Joshua this time. Joshua, come on in here. He said he liked country music. Do a little Joshua.

[Dick Toledo]

You like current country or like old country?

[Joshua Davis]

Probably more current, but more current stuff.

[Dick Toledo]

You got a Luke. Com song.

[Brady Bogan]

A Luke. Com. So you know Luke Combs.

[Dale Hellestra]

How about Luke?

[Brady Bogan]

All right, calm down. You don't get. He doesn't get to choose. No, you don't. The TV will give you the words right there, and Toledo will.

[Joshua Davis]

What's the song?

[Brady Bogan]

We don't know yet. It's something stupid.

[Dick Toledo]

The song is the man he Sees in me because it's about his dad.

[Brady Bogan]

And also, Russ sings a song called the Man He Sees in Me, and it was me not there. All right, here we go.

[Dick Toledo]

Can you hear that?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Here we go. This already is making me a little bit stupid. Do it. Do it. Hold on. Time out. Pause it. You have to do it as a, like, country voice. Okay. You're gonna go? Yeah. Really?

[Dale Hellestra]

Don't interrupt him. We're crying out loud.

[Brady Bogan]

He's ready to roll.

[Dale Hellestra]

The best music has been on this stage in a while.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, go ahead.

[Joshua Davis]

He's spider man in Walmart boots in a camouflage hat With a baby blue zepco that gets hung up every cast. He thinks he's learning fishing from the man who top bill dance. And I think as I untangle it and put it in his hand.

[Brady Bogan]

What in the hell are we talking about here?

[Joshua Davis]

I hope he never finds out that I didn't hang the moon. I've never scared a monster out the closet in his room.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't take anymore.

[Dale Hellestra]

All right, thank you.

[Joshua Davis]

That's music right there.

[Brady Bogan]

Dale.

[Dale Hellestra]

The man he sees in me.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Dale Hellestra]

There we go.

[Dick Toledo]

I knew I grabbed the right songs.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God. I feel like I'm in preschool. I just. Oh, that's a whole. You like that?

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Did Josh would do well?

[Dale Hellestra]

Well, Josh. He gave. He gave it a hundred percent. That's all I care about.

[Brady Bogan]

I like that.

[Joshua Davis]

I'm unfamiliar with that in particular.

[Dale Hellestra]

I've never heard that song.

[Joshua Davis]

I've never heard that song.

[Brady Bogan]

You did a pretty good job because. Well, it's country music. It's the same garbage every time. Just add words. All right, thank you, Joshua. A nice job, Joshua. Rolling out some daddy Okie. And Dale. Look at Dale is beaming.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yes, I want some Luke. Bryan.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you will get what you request, Russ. Come on in here, Russ. And you know, Russ, you can use some of your strangeness.

[Brett Vesely]

Butterfly kisses.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, some of your strangeness. And like maybe a nipple ring or a piercing. Or sing directly to Dale if you notice it.

[Dale Hellestra]

Have you ever heard a country song? Yes. Okay.

[Russ Brody]

I've actually been to Garth Brooks and Carrie Underwood. Oh, impressive shows.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I got a good song for you.

[Dale Hellestra]

All right, here we go.

[Brady Bogan]

Coal miner's daughter. I like this. It's a good one. All right. Russ Brody with Coal Miner's Daughter. A glorious tune. Beautiful. Oh, man, I. I hate red. This is awful.

[Russ Brody]

Well, I was born again coal My daughter In a cabin on a hill In a butcher not you. We were poor but we had love and that's one thing that Dale made sure of. He shoved the coal to make a poor man shoveled.

[Dale Hellestra]

He didn't shove.

[Brett Vesely]

He did.

[Russ Brody]

Dale worked all night in the van down by the river all day long in the field playing with hoes.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Look at him improvising.

[Russ Brody]

Mommy rocked the babies at night and read the Bible by the coral.

[Brady Bogan]

That's just awful. That's just terrifying. Oh, my Taylor's thing I've ever heard. My life.

[Dale Hellestra]

Golly, a great. Hey, you Walk in here with a little confidence. He's never sung that song before.

[Brady Bogan]

Pretty strong.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah, he's. He's jumping up.

[Brady Bogan]

He's a coal miner's dog. I say, all right.

[Russ Brody]

I like karaoke.

[Brady Bogan]

So, Russ, excellent job. Great work. All right, and we need Matt and his translator to do a duet, if you've got one. Matt, come on in here. Are you. You're a country music guy, too? A little bit.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, he's familiar with it.

[Brady Bogan]

Als Matt. Now to do Daddy Okie.

[Brett Vesely]

He dabbles.

[Brady Bogan]

Is your dad still around, Matt? No, he's no longer with us. Like Toledo's dad or. Really no longer. He didn't just run away. Ran off. All right, Dale. It's okay. What song does Als Matt have?

[Dick Toledo]

Well, he's got Luke Bryan song called Build me a daddy.

[Brady Bogan]

And I would like the translator to be close and, like, just speak what he's saying or just come over to this microphone and if you. And speak what he's saying. Here, I'll give. I'll give you the headphones. There you go. And when he says it, you speak it. All right, here we go. Good luck.

[Brett Vesely]

And a 1, 2, 3.

[Dale Hellestra]

I already like this.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the most accurate sound. This is what I hear when I hear country music. It really speaks to the audience. How come you're not singing thunder? It's the first country song. Financial. All right, Nail, Excellent job. That was amazing work, Als Matt, pulling that together. I am impressed by that one. Nice job, Matt.

[Dale Hellestra]

I love the enthusiasm.

[Brady Bogan]

Fantastic.

[Brett Vesely]

You see the birds? Light on the window?

[Brady Bogan]

They flew, but it was like. It was like a siren's call to all the R words out there that came flooding in. The country fans are here. We just beat. You know what I'm talking about? The people who love country music. No, the mentally challenged that love country music that couldn't wait to. They were coming down here. That was. That was exactly what I hear when I hear country music. That's what my brain melts down to. Als, man, I'm impressed. All right, I have to leave. Deliberations begin.

[Dale Hellestra]

Oh, you just sat down, Joe.

[Brady Bogan]

Got to get him up and down, keep him moving. Yeah, he's made.

[John Holmberg]

He sounded just like Luke.

[Brady Bogan]

I thought it was Luke Bryan. Yeah, I mean, that's what I hear. Hold on a second.

[Brett Vesely]

Spot on.

[Brady Bogan]

I just got a text from a guy who does country thunder, and he says, that's my new headliner next year. The fans are going to love it.

[Dale Hellestra]

We have got classy friends like that.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, Dale, you've got to get rid of another one.

[Dale Hellestra]

Oh, we deliberated on air.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Do you want to wait? All right, we'll wait. We can deliberate off. Oh, no, you're not. We can bring all three of them in and you can make your choice.

[Brett Vesely]

You ready to go?

[Brady Bogan]

Are you ready?

[Dale Hellestra]

Do I get any input from anybody?

[Brett Vesely]

You're the judge, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Not right now. You can wait.

[Dick Toledo]

You're calling your shot.

[Dale Hellestra]

No, I'm, I'm. I'm ready to go.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, let's bring all three guys back in here. Here.

[Dale Hellestra]

I'm decisive, Johnny.

[Brady Bogan]

I've heard.

[Dale Hellestra]

If anything, if nothing else, I'm decisive.

[Brady Bogan]

You're a man. God, country music's bad. That was awful. Said Matt brought a tear to my eye.

[Dale Hellestra]

I mean, even those guys, that they had the enthusiasm.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Dale Hellestra]

But they did not just mic him.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm just saying. No, he's fine.

[Dale Hellestra]

Okay, go ahead. So. So. All right. Well, obviously the first one is going to be safe. He was a breeze through the first round. Came in in second round, knocked it out of the park.

[Brady Bogan]

He's been your pick to click since jump. Joshua, once again, step out.

[Dale Hellestra]

It's his to lose and I just want him to. To go out there with that in mind. The only thing that will keep him from winning is him screwing up.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dale Hellestra]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Russ and Matt are the last two Als. Matt sang that beautiful song that sounded exactly like Luke Bryan. Russ sang to you as Loretta Lynn.

[Dale Hellestra]

Well, and. And I. And I. And I. I love Matt. Okay. Seems like a really nice guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[Dale Hellestra]

Scared of this guy.

[Brady Bogan]

A little bit. Worried about Russ.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah. I just don't know how much info about me you've given him.

[Brady Bogan]

Quite a bit. Yeah. Like where you live, gotta be hanging out.

[Dale Hellestra]

So it was a toss of the coin for me between the two.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dale Hellestra]

And then I. It dawned on me.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellestra]

His helper out there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellestra]

Ruined it for him.

[Brady Bogan]

You think? Why?

[Brett Vesely]

Because he raised me.

[Dale Hellestra]

Because she rated me lower than rating.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God. It's coming back to ego.

[Dale Hellestra]

She would have been nice. Matt would still be in here.

[Brady Bogan]

But I couldn't be a kiss ass. That's right. Except for she did kiss my ass. Yeah. Yeah. There's no way I'm a nine.

[Dale Hellestra]

His ass. You didn't kiss the right ass.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God. He's sending Als.

[John Holmberg]

Matt back to the farm.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. Well, I guess he's used to disappoint. You're not the first guy that's kicked him out of the room with nothing. Wow. Als. Matt, please Any last words for Dale to try to save your bacon here? Thank you for not treating me different. Thank you for not treating me different.

[John Holmberg]

Boy, you feel bad now, Dale?

[Brady Bogan]

Son of a bitch.

[Dale Hellestra]

If he didn't bring his helper along, he'd still be sailing along.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, if it was just you limping around in here, you'd still.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a huge backlash going on right now.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, no, Dale has huge backlash.

[Brett Vesely]

Ninus, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Today. Today.

[Dale Hellestra]

Today.

[Brady Bogan]

He feels. Feels. Feels like the unluckiest man. Man. Man in the studio.

[Dick Toledo]

Please tell meathead to put Matt in that seat on Thursdays from now on.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. We're going to do sports with Als Matt starting. That's going to be the podcast. We're just going to put that together. All right, Matt, always a pleasure, and thanks for tolerating our nonsense. I'm sorry. Sorry. Dale hates people who aren't able bodied.

[Brett Vesely]

Not a big fan. Not a big fan.

[Brady Bogan]

What an asshole. I would have. Matt won, in my opinion, when he came in, and I'm like, oh, that's Als Matt.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

This contest is over. These guys don't have a chance.

[Dale Hellestra]

But that's the difference between you and I. I wanted a fair and square.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. And what it's turned out to be is a bi, curious guy and a handsome pool man as your finalist.

[Dale Hellestra]

That means I'm all over the board, Jon.

[Brady Bogan]

Boy, does it ever. All right. That's how well runs. His score was lower than he wanted.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And you ranked me higher than Dale already and again category because he thinks that maybe I'd do it. He thinks your hips would break.

[Dale Hellestra]

No, he knows.

[Brady Bogan]

He knows your hips would break. Oh, okay. I see you really pushed back. All right, next round will be our. Well, all right. We'll figure it out. We've got the I don't know what to do. I feel bad. Matt's leaving. Matt, you got prizes. You got everything. You're happy. Everything's fun. All right. He liked it. Get to work.

[Brett Vesely]

Get to work.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. All right. Als Matt is out. Dale has kicked him out because he's very fair. It's 98. This most honorable rock. It's out of control now. 98.

[Dale Hellestra]

Can you.

[Brady Bogan]

PD's morning sickness.

[Dale Hellestra]

Morning sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

Definitely. I think he. You understand, right?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, he does.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. He's not thinking that. This is. Anyway, anyone who votes Als Matt out should be ashamed of themselves and be on the list of the s. Heel of the year award. He is the winner in my eyes. Go, Matt. He's a winner of all of our eyes. But let's be honest, what's he going to do with the pool table and ping pong table? At a certain point, Dale made the right choice.

[Dale Hellestra]

I mean, sometimes when you're the judge and the coach, you got to make tough decisions. You got to sign Aaron Rodgers and say, you know what? We're going to go.

[Brady Bogan]

We're going to make a run.

[Dale Hellestra]

We're going to go 7 and 10.

[Brady Bogan]

We're going to make a run with Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, you're absolutely right. Yeah. It's like giving a guy with no arms a pool. Not doing that. I mean, you can kick around, but that's a bad idea. All right.

[Dale Hellestra]

What would you do if you're out here, 52nd street in McDowell, and all of a sudden you see ALS map pull up behind you?

[Brady Bogan]

In a car.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah, in a car.

[Brady Bogan]

Run the light. Getting the hell out of there. Driving.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I drag race challenge.

[Brady Bogan]

He still drives a little bit. He told us. Yeah, he's still driving. All right, next it's. It's a Marv Albert's birthday.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

He's like 85, 84 years old. Did you ever meet Marv?

[Dale Hellestra]

I did not meet Marv.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Marv Albert, one of the classic sportscasters of all time.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

What we do here on the show, Dale, and I think you've heard it a few times in the past, is Brett occasionally will get a strange videos, and we run these strange videos, and I do the play by play of those videos for the theater of the mind. It's not as easy as you think. No. To. To pass on. On what is going on on these videos which will be played here in the studio.

[Dale Hellestra]

Because you're doing it like radio. You're like doing. Calling a game that people can't see.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You can't rely on visuals. You got to give them all the details without overstepping those details. You know, like the way Kevin tells a story.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Weave short ones. Just weaves that way quick. So we have Joshua and we have Russ left.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And I would like them to come in here and do the play by play play for one of Brett's videos. We didn't get to watch any of Brett's videos this morning. We saw one of them.

[John Holmberg]

We have one of them. We're going to do a callback.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. All right. I don't like this at all. Joshua, since you're technically Dale's favorite, we'll let Russ go first. Are you familiar with Marv Albert?

[Russ Brody]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, this we're gonna do Your best Marv Albert impression doing play by play.

[John Holmberg]

We'll give him that one to one.

[Brady Bogan]

Put the headphones on to one of Brett's videos. Now, Dale, you must watch the video to know if he's doing a good job job. Okay? All right. And everybody, please do your best to keep it down while the video plays.

[Brett Vesely]

Keep it clean.

[Brady Bogan]

Here we go. And yeah, don't cuss. Russ Brody doing this. This particular video. All right, go ahead. And don't be gross. All right, here we go.

[Russ Brody]

Welcome to the wild, wild world of sports. We're in anal.

[Dale Hellestra]

Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

Try to describe what you're seeing without being grotesque.

[Russ Brody]

This is a little anal action with a little scat play. And he's really enjoying it.

[Brady Bogan]

Dale, look at man on man.

[Russ Brody]

Dale, come on.

[John Holmberg]

Come on, Dale.

[Brady Bogan]

Dale, look it.

[Russ Brody]

This is former Dallas cowboy players.

[Brady Bogan]

There we go. Here we go.

[Russ Brody]

Jackpot.

[Brady Bogan]

Squirter. Yes. It's a guy touchdown. I like that he. That he said it was Aikman and. And Rob awol.

[Russ Brody]

There he go.

[Brady Bogan]

They're still going.

[Russ Brody]

And we're still going at it again. We're going to go for a second squirt. Come on.

[Dale Hellestra]

Here we go.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Russ Brody]

He's getting up. He's getting up.

[Brady Bogan]

We're on all fours now.

[Russ Brody]

No, they're straight up and going deep. Straight up and going.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on.

[Russ Brody]

Come again. This is nothing.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, have you ever done this, Russ? No. Okay.

[Russ Brody]

Not yet.

[Brady Bogan]

Not yet.

[Brett Vesely]

Not until.

[Brady Bogan]

Not yet. We get to that game room. Some of those boys will be impressed. There we go. Yeah. Yes. It's still squirting out.

[Russ Brody]

Look at Z. Got another squirt in. And he's going deep again.

[Brady Bogan]

Dale, take a look at.

[Russ Brody]

He's going for another touchdown.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. They're driving.

[Russ Brody]

Aaron Rogers is going deep.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't you make fun of Aaron Rogers. That was a bridge too far. All right, Russ. Thank you. Kind of a good job. It was gross. And I like the cowboys tie in. Essentially, it was the video where the two guys were having diarrhea sex.

[John Holmberg]

Nightmare.

[Brady Bogan]

Didn't like that. Dale, now I have to tell you as a grown man. Be a grown man. Watch the videos.

[Dale Hellestra]

I'm listening to his description.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you have to know what he's doing. That's right. All right, Joshua's next. Joshua, you get the next video. We don't know.

[John Holmberg]

These next two are kind of short. So should we give them two videos since Russ had to go so long?

[Brady Bogan]

I think so.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, so we'll start with this one.

[Brady Bogan]

See how he's done. All right, then. If you can do your best Marv Albert impression, if not just your best sports. All right. And don't be.

[Brett Vesely]

All right.

[Joshua Davis]

Got a female here with super large balloons for breasts, riding a black toy. Kind of interesting. She's got some piercings down there, some hair down there.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. You were very, very much like I was buying some at Pottery Barn.

[John Holmberg]

Let's try this one.

[Brady Bogan]

It was like gym, dance, play by play. This is like a golf.

[Joshua Davis]

Welcome to the Masters.

[John Holmberg]

Here's a new one.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's another one we haven't seen.

[Joshua Davis]

All right, we're starting with some penetration. We're zoomed in, and oh, my goodness. There we go. Is a big slit on this. It looks like a slit or a blister of some sort on this gentleman's. Oh, my goodness. And now it's squirting. There is a big squirt coming out of a hole in this man's penis.

[Brady Bogan]

It's Filet.

[Joshua Davis]

He is performing coitus with a female.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. Well done. Coitus. Wow.

[Joshua Davis]

Coitus. Word of the day.

[Brady Bogan]

That was golf announcing. All right, I think that was a tie. Brett, we need a couple more videos. All right, let's get Russ back over here.

[John Holmberg]

Give me a second.

[Brady Bogan]

I really feel like that was dead even, Dale. And we need some more.

[Brett Vesely]

It goes into sudden fetish.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. All right, Russ.

[Russ Brody]

Sudden fetish.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Russ Brody]

Right up my alley.

[Brady Bogan]

What is your biggest fetish, Russ? Ah, like, what do you like? Like, what's a freaky. What is it? Oh, freaky thing about you. Not the most.

[Russ Brody]

So I met a woman not too long ago. First time ever meeting her, and I got to fister.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, there you go, Dale. He's one of your finalists. Joshua, you ever have that happen around the pool? Als, do you ever try to fist anybody with that paw? All right, just checking. You might as well put the dead one in a chair with the claw. Start smash somebody with the claw. Put a little plaster of Paris on it, and it'll go right in. All right, Here you go.

[John Holmberg]

One second.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's your. Okay, a breath. Oh, my God. I love this show.

[Russ Brody]

How you doing? Where do I live?

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah, just over there.

[Russ Brody]

Sun City.

[Dale Hellestra]

You live.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that true?

[Russ Brody]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

You live in Sun Cities?

[Russ Brody]

Yeah, I just moved into Sun City about three years ago.

[Dale Hellestra]

And this stuff goes on in Sun City.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, well, it's community.

[Russ Brody]

Sun City has most. Most STDs in.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Russ Brody]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Because of rust. For the.

[Russ Brody]

Yeah, I've never had one in my entire life.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady said he's from Pfisterville, usa. All right. Really? Have you ever done that to an old lady?

[Russ Brody]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Just. You bring in the youth for the. And then you. Then nine people live in the house.

[Russ Brody]

My partners. My oldest is 54.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, that's gross.

[Russ Brody]

You know, but. Oh, my God, she's gorgeous.

[Brady Bogan]

Is she 450? 4?

[Russ Brody]

5 4.

[Brady Bogan]

What's the youngest?

[Russ Brody]

110, 26.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding.

[Russ Brody]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

She's into this. What did her father do to her? But she lives with eight other women.

[Russ Brody]

She has a lot of trauma.

[Brady Bogan]

I know.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You are taking advantage of that. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Did you meet her?

[Russ Brody]

She's a performance artist.

[Brett Vesely]

I bet.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no. What does that mean?

[Russ Brody]

So I'm getting too into this.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, stop it. All right? Let's just do the video. You ready?

[John Holmberg]

Let's go old school.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. It's time. Dale watched the television.

[John Holmberg]

Dale, you got to watch this. So you know if he's doing it correctly.

[Brady Bogan]

Russ Brody doing one of Brett's videos. Oh, this is a classic.

[Russ Brody]

Oh, we got a man going all the way up with a fist, and out comes. Oh, he's eating his anus.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God.

[Russ Brody]

Oh, it's his balls.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that's prolaps.

[Russ Brody]

Yeah, it prolaps. Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

And he gave it a nice.

[Russ Brody]

Here we go. Is he gonna go. Come on. One more time. Oh, a kiss for the end. Dale, Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

The bonding. Dale.

[Russ Brody]

Dale. I've kissed a guy, and I liked it.

[Brady Bogan]

Russ, walk away from the microphone.

[Dale Hellestra]

I didn't realize. Caback Mountain looks so nice out the windows.

[Brady Bogan]

Will you turn around and grow up, Dale? There's just. It's just tv, for crying out loud. It's basically cartoons.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah. I mean.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, all right, Joshua.

[John Holmberg]

Now this one. This one. Since. Since he had such a. An elaborate menu for.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

For Brady and Dale here. Let's do a little cooking.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay? A little cooking. All right. Here we we go.

[Joshua Davis]

All right, We've got a white lady here.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm Danny Speed, and I'm showing you how to make really good scrambled egg.

[Joshua Davis]

Some scrambled eggs on a plate. And now they are putting raw eggs in a blonde. Oh, and it's back. No. And now he's whisking the eggs. He is beating the eggs with his. With his beat stick. And in her mouth, a raw egg. And now we're back to cooking. And we're back to beating eggs in a blonde mouth.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you get the picture, Dale?

[Joshua Davis]

Well done, Dale. Surely I. I play by plate.

[Brett Vesely]

You want that dong omelette?

[Brady Bogan]

All right, all right. Everybody leave the room. Matt, you can stay. And actually, you're fine because you're not in it anymore. Russ and man. Russ and Joshua getting it done. Yeah.

[Dale Hellestra]

What on. You guys are so sick.

[Brady Bogan]

We're not in the videos.

[Dale Hellestra]

No, but you guys got bigger smiles on.

[Brady Bogan]

On your watching you.

[Brett Vesely]

You don't make your eggs like that.

[Brady Bogan]

And, Otis, this is better than win. This is better than a raven's loss. This is fun. And you can watch all of this on our. Our live feed and not the videos. Oh, no, you're not. And then later, you can pick it up if you're not watching it now. I'm sure the videos will be available all day long until they're taken down by lawyers. All right, Dale, would you like to wait and deliberate a little bit? Let's. Let's. Let's take a break, and Dale can deliberate, and then we'll come back.

[Brett Vesely]

That was a good round.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll have our. Yeah, that was a really good round. Matt, did you have a favorite in that? The fetish guy? Yeah. No, the other guy. Okay. Oh, Joshua. He liked Joshua. All right, Matt, if he has any two cents, that's his. All right, we'll find out who Dale is choosing next as we get down to the finals. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98. KUPD Holmberg's Morning Slippery.

[Dale Hellestra]

Morning sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, we are in the final stretches of the amazing man cave upgrade giveaway. And of course, Meathead, who can't tell a quick story to save his ass. I mean, basically Meathead says, hey, can I tell a quick story? Basically, you're going to hospice before it's over.

[Dale Hellestra]

You go and you're walking down the hall using the restroom, coming back, and he's halfway through.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, exactly. Want to miss details? You hate. You hate. You hate to not tell him, but in the middle of his quick story, usually there's a moment when he says, and then. And it's like, oh, my God, there's a third act. But you wanted to say something to Dale before he left now, or do you want to wait? I want to wait till 9.

[Brett Vesely]

29.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Dale keeps pushing the times. All right, Dale, let's get our contestants back in. Russ and Joshua.

[Dale Hellestra]

What a competition.

[Brady Bogan]

By the way, first and foremost, let me just say to both these guys, everybody emails, texts, everybody's saying, these two are they killed.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a good battle.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a hard choice. And if you're watching right now online, I mean, between making Dale and there, I just Watched the video of the scrambled eggs in the mouth of you two. What people were watching at home. And there is an exact moment where you can tell when the whisk goes in the mouth. Dale just spins slowly like Norman Bates mother in the basement. And Dale's or Brady's smile kind of goes to a. I don't like being alive. It's a great moment. Like, you can actually watch when their hearts fall out of their chest. He started like, the corner of my eye. It's gross. Dale, you have. You have one last.

[Dale Hellestra]

It's.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, are you in the same boat? Where you at?

[Dale Hellestra]

Well, again, they both. I gotta tell you, pink jacket came out of nowhere. I gotta tell you.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellestra]

Gotta tell you. Initial. Initial thoughts were he's first out.

[Brady Bogan]

You wanted him gone first because of the paint jack.

[Dale Hellestra]

No, no, wait. More that. The. The scarf killer thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. He's got the aggressive open. Yeah.

[Dale Hellestra]

And. And he kind of scared me. And a great band. And as I said, the pool guy, he. He's had my attention since he walked in here.

[Brady Bogan]

Very attractive.

[Dale Hellestra]

Ready to go. Good looking dude.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what he.

[Dale Hellestra]

Go. So.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I. I still don't. Let's screw. If you'd like to on a date with Dale, we'll pay for it.

[Dale Hellestra]

We're both happily married. I'm masculine enough to say, hey, he's a good looking dude. You're ugly. He's a good looking dude.

[Brady Bogan]

Is Russ a good looking dude?

[Dale Hellestra]

I would not say he's a good looking dude.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah. But he's found nine women who think he is.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't understand more than I. That's right. That's right. That's right. All right. So you are in sort of like deadlock mode.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yes. I mean, right now I can flip a coin. All right, have we got like. Is this quickly just a figure. Is this $5,000 worth of stuff?

[Russ Brody]

More towards 10.

[Dale Hellestra]

10.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It's a nice. It's a. It's a nice chunk of change.

[Dale Hellestra]

Hey, that's the shortest story he's ever told.

[Brady Bogan]

It is. Yeah. And also. Yeah, that's a price. He'll give you a price. He runs a business. Yeah. All right. So these two have already started roasting each other to end this match. A little roast battle between Russ and John Joshua to help out. You have to tell us why you should win and why they should lose in the crudest terms possible, if necessary. It's a good thing Als Matt is not here because it would make you both cry. A roast battle will Start with Joshua, since you're so attractive.

[Dale Hellestra]

Who's he roasting? The other guy.

[Brady Bogan]

The other guy?

[Dale Hellestra]

Are all of us fair game?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you can do whatever you want, but it has to include why you got to punch your opponent, too. Okay, if you want to run down the list of all of us, do it. You want to take a poke? Yeah. You're playing why. And why he should. Why?

[John Holmberg]

You're better than saving your ass.

[Brady Bogan]

Saving your ass and making this guy look terrible. All right, now go. We'll start with you, Joshua. You're looking at Russ and his pink jacket. All right. And his serial killer clothes. And roast away, my friend.

[Joshua Davis]

All right, well, first, let me appeal why I should be. It's a man cave upgrade. I'm the definition of a man. I got callous here. I take care of my family really well. A blue collar. Work outside, Right? What else could you want for the man cave upgrade?

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly.

[Joshua Davis]

Versus the pink jacket, the fake suede shoes with the buttons. If this was a fashion show, he would certainly beat me. But this is a man show. This is the number one man show in Arizona here.

[Brady Bogan]

Damn right. Joshua taking a swing at master Distress.

[Russ Brody]

Russ, retort, Sorry, Josh, you can't even measure up to this. I. You have one wife. I have nine partners, you know, And. And, yeah. Would I do you? Probably not. But John, he. Baby, you would bang me.

[Brady Bogan]

Why did that turn on me so quickly?

[Brett Vesely]

That doesn't help you, Brady.

[Russ Brody]

Because he cooks all the time, Dale, even though it's cowboys.

[Brady Bogan]

But, yo, wouldn't you love to just rail a cowboy, though? Just hear him. Please stop. Please.

[Russ Brody]

Hook me up with one of those cheerleaders. And then Don Brett back here.

[Brady Bogan]

Don Brett. That's right.

[Russ Brody]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

These are not insults. You're just saying our names.

[Russ Brody]

Yeah, but it's also. And then, you know, for prestige, for everything you're doing for this, you know? And you guys have hooked me up. Up, man. I like. I appreciate it.

[Brady Bogan]

Why do you deserve the man cave?

[Russ Brody]

Because I can entertain a lot of people, have parties at my house, and that's true.

[Brady Bogan]

You need a lot.

[Russ Brody]

The pool table would be fun for some little sessions.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Oh, God. Joshua, go ahead. One. One last shot at him. Give it. Give us a go.

[Joshua Davis]

I've only got one wife, but she's pretty hot.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's take a look at the wife. Yeah, let's do it. Oh, she's beautiful.

[Joshua Davis]

33.

[John Holmberg]

Nice kill.

[Joshua Davis]

You see that?

[Dale Hellestra]

Winner.

[Brady Bogan]

I've seen her videos. Yeah, that's right.

[Joshua Davis]

That's pretty, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Very, very pretty. Now let's see if you have. Of the 99.

[Joshua Davis]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Can he get one better in his choice of none for the championship? It's whether or not you've got one in your bevy better than his beautiful single wife. He's scrolling. He's. He's got to look for the good one.

[Dale Hellestra]

He's going one, two.

[Joshua Davis]

Quality of.

[Brady Bogan]

Or he's looking good. No, no, no, no quality. Oh my God. This one's all right. That's an awful lot of breasts and they look a little cross eyed. I'm not going to lie to you.

[Dale Hellestra]

That's just because her hands, her nipples.

[Brady Bogan]

Need Dr. J. Schwartz because one of them is lazy. See, that's how you roast. All right, all right. Anybody else? Rush, do you have anything else to say?

[Russ Brody]

I know if you win, you're gonna need the men's health thing, you know, because.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you think he's low in testosterone.

[Russ Brody]

Yeah, but. No, no, dude, you're. It's been awesome. I mean, between the two of us, you know, we've been having fun out here and everything.

[Brady Bogan]

Thing and do you think you'd invite him over to the house with the wife and the 12 of you can have fun as a dinner date? Yeah. Fist fest. It's like fist festival.

[Dale Hellestra]

I want to know how that conversation go. Hey, honey, we've been invited over to Sun City.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I just want to meet another couple. Actually.

[Russ Brody]

My stick.

[Brady Bogan]

Russ, Are you one of those guys that's carrying one of those massive hogs?

[Russ Brody]

Actually, I had a friend. She's like, why does your ex don't like me? And she's like, cuz you got a big dick.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, okay. Thanks for that. That's not what I was.

[Brett Vesely]

Thanks for asking.

[Brady Bogan]

Joshua, are you. Well, you're very average. Is off the rack.

[Dale Hellestra]

John. Have you ever had a girl say that about you?

[Brady Bogan]

About my huge penis?

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah. Johnny, be.

[Brady Bogan]

No. No, nobody's ever said. Nobody would say that because in order for that to happen, they would have to be like way young. And it's illegal and I can't. Yeah, it's not right.

[Dale Hellestra]

It's too big.

[Brady Bogan]

Johnny, don't show me that. Sir.

[Russ Brody]

Just find a short person with little hands and it makes.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I tried with Brady. I. I agree. That was weird. All right.

[Brett Vesely]

Still not big.

[Brady Bogan]

Dale, it's time for you to decide. Right now.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Tell us what's in your brain. Not all of it, because it. Well, it would be a shorter story than Kevin, but.

[Brett Vesely]

Wait, it's Kevin's story.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Not yet. Yeah, go ahead.

[Dale Hellestra]

I Gotta you. Obviously a great competition.

[Brady Bogan]

Excellent work to all of them. Everything.

[Dale Hellestra]

All of them did a great job. But I, again I said I keep forgetting your name.

[Brady Bogan]

Josh.

[Dale Hellestra]

Josh. For, for the moment he walked in here, I him and I had. He captured your heart and I don't know about you.

[Brady Bogan]

You vibed with him immediately. Did you feel that vibe?

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah, I just. Men stick together.

[Brady Bogan]

Who's your favorite football team, Josh?

[Joshua Davis]

The Cardinals.

[Brady Bogan]

Cardinals. Yeah.

[Dale Hellestra]

That's okay.

[Brady Bogan]

They're man, he likes country music and the Cardinals put a helmet on this guy.

[Dale Hellestra]

They're harm.

[Brady Bogan]

Homeless. Yeah, that's true. That is true.

[Dale Hellestra]

But as. As far as the competition alone, I, I, you grew on me as this competition went along.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's usually the bacteria does that.

[Dale Hellestra]

But when, when I saw the nose doohickey thingy, I gotta tell you, you had to go uphill a lot.

[Brady Bogan]

The ear to nose chain made you want to leave the restaurant.

[Dale Hellestra]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

If he was your waiter, would you stay?

[Dale Hellestra]

I would say, honey, we're gonna go jack in the box. I did get up and there's a place on Bell Road called. It's a breakfast place that's known for.

[Brady Bogan]

Kevin, help them out. Speed the story up.

[Brett Vesely]

It's called doohickeys.

[Dale Hellestra]

No, it's. It's a feminine place. Anyway, we walked, I walked out anyway.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. It was a gay breakfast.

[Dale Hellestra]

Kind of. Yeah.

[Russ Brody]

Oh, is it Jenny's?

[Dale Hellestra]

No scrambles or screechers or something?

[Brady Bogan]

You just didn't like the gay vibe and you left?

[Dale Hellestra]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding. You don't like your eggs gay?

[Russ Brody]

Like them scrambled?

[Dale Hellestra]

Kind of scrambled? Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Dale Hellestra]

Okay, so I, I'll get, I'll get on with it. He didn't ever lose a round.

[Brady Bogan]

In my mind, Joshua won every round.

[Dale Hellestra]

So Josh, Josh is.

[Brady Bogan]

Congratulations. Joshua the man cave up in courtesy of a friend. Prestige billiards. Get the $200 from Twin Peaks. You got the garage floor coating which is awesome. From wise coatings and of course $1,000 from a game day men's health that you're going to need because your testosterone is clearly so insanely low. Let's give it to the youngest guy here. He's 33 and we're going to load him up on tea. He's going to have nine wives laying out. I like it. Russ, Nice try. Thank you for everything. Always good to see you. Congratulations to her friend Joshua. Last words for Dale. Anybody hop up on that mic, say what you need to say.

[Joshua Davis]

Appreciate it, Dale. And thank you guys for, you know, the sponsors. Holberg, been listening for 15 years plus probably. So appreciate it, guys. This was awesome.

[Brady Bogan]

Thank you. Joshua Davis is our winner. Congratulations. There's people waiting for you outside to sign things. Russ, I'm love to follow that young man full of testosterone out the door. Dale, great job judging. Excellent work.

[Dale Hellestra]

Is that where how you would have done it?

[Brady Bogan]

No, I'd have given it to als, Matt. Out of pure guilt and misery. I don't. I don't know how you do this, but. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think you did a great job. I think. I think the. The correct man won.

[Dale Hellestra]

Okay, good.

[Brady Bogan]

The man cave will remain out of Sun City's fiill man cave.

[Brett Vesely]

Fistula.

[Dale Hellestra]

Probably used for ping pong and pool.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. There'll be ping pong balls shooting around Russ's house no matter what. Kevin, you had something to say to Dale before he leaves? No, he. He. He filled the expectations of a judge. Just, you know, he. He looks way different than his voice. Dale does? Yeah. I think he sounds exactly like Frankenstein. No, cuz, it ain't that funny.

[Dale Hellestra]

He's used that for 20 years.

[Brady Bogan]

What were you. Like you said, I want to say something before. And that's it? No, I. I was.

[Brett Vesely]

I was going to describe what I.

[Brady Bogan]

Was going to say, but I. Do you have five minutes? No, no, just. Damn it.

[Brett Vesely]

Do the last store.

[Brady Bogan]

What. What were you going to say? That was it. You. You actually asked off there. Hey, is there something I can say to Dale on the way out?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I. But I think he was kind of joking that he'd take forever to do it.

[John Holmberg]

Cuz Dale's got to go.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh my God. That was a joke.

[Dale Hellestra]

Come on, Johnny, get with it.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, I'm with it. There's. I'm not the one that needs to get with. Always a pleasure. Okay, you're not done yet. The way this started. You know how we took over from the MILF contest? This like all the timing and everything. Yes. I'm honored to do this. Oh, listen to this. Trying to bring us to tears.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, give him the pool table.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding.

[John Holmberg]

He's selling it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Beautiful. I really. I really appreciate what you guys do for us. This guy. We appreciate you.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a beautiful supporting Dale too.

[Brady Bogan]

The mutual admiration society is upon us. Well, thank you. It's like ALS compared to. That's how we leave. That's how we leave it right there. ALS to ds. Thank you, everybody. Thanks for all the stuff. And Kevin, always a great thing. The man cave upgrade is over. That's it. We're done. Congratulations to Joshua Davis. The 2025 champ. It's out of control now.

[Dale Hellestra]

Morning sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

What if that was fun? That was a good. That was a good time. And everybody you know, the guy says Dale is a bad man. He couldn't decide between his bigotry for homosexuals or the handicaps. So we just picked someone who's the most normal in the contest. Dale. Screw you. And then he wished Parkinson's on him. I gotta also thank Officer Mike. It superstar Officer Mike for putting all the stuff together for the cameras. And yeah, Mike, he did a great job. Everything went smoothly this morning. Was a good group. Remember last year with all the. I did. It was all cranked up on meth and oh yeah, he had some trouble last year. This. This group was fun. And again, always thanks to Kevin Meathead over there. Prestige Billiards A dot com. And all our sponsors to Twin Twin Peaks gave us the gift cards. You got Wise coatings. Which I got to get on that. My garage floor is garbage. I got to call those guys.

[John Holmberg]

Game day.

[Brady Bogan]

Game day. Men's health. I mean we had a bunch of Von Hansen's Meat and Spirits gave us all those gift cards. The Diamondbacks. Everybody who was here today is going to get the Diamondbacks package as well. So plenty of great stuff. Man Cave 2025. And now we can play out until next year. Awesome. Beautiful thing. It's time now for Brady to give you all the entertaining news that Brady knows. It's called the Entertainment Drill. It's brought to you by my friends@react defense.com. it's the home of Tactical Black. And I got an email from a guy that said. I listened to the podcast and I heard you talking about that dude stabbing another guy with a machete. It is crazy how common machetes are among the homeless. Use this as a way to tell everyone to get signed up for Tactical Black.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

Sure. A homeless man. Narcan. A homeless man for work. And I was kneeling down next to him and he had a half broken machete. He swung at me when he came to cut my cheek half open. It sucked. I patrolled through Mesa, Phoenix and Tempe and it is insane how many machetes and long blades I run into. They're out there all the time. How about that? We talk about that all the time. Like machetes. Like you know they're out there and we train again. They do that all the time. Reactdefense.com. those guys up there. Tactical Blackwell. Do we do Walmart sells them. I didn't know any of this. Until I started that. So they're out there and like this, you know, obviously this officer just basically said, dude, I see it a lot. It's no joke. I know it sounds paranoid and crazy, but it's out there. And you never know when you're going to stumble across it or something's going to come around the corner. And this, you know, he was just basically doing basic Narcan stuff. Guy woke up and went crazy. You never know what's in front of you. That's what I'm saying. There's no wrong. Nothing wrong with being prepared. It's not paraphrasing paranoia. And they'll take care of you up there. Tactical black is the way to go. Not to try to scare you into doing it, but man, oh, man, it's scary out there sometimes. Father's Day. You can still get that delicious deal. 199 bucks for two months of training for dad. If you are a dad, do it for yourself. If you're a wife and you want your husband, the father of your children, to be a little bit more prepared. Nothing wrong with that. Check it all out. Reactdefense.com the home of tactical Black. Happy Father's Day, bro. Brady Entertainment.

[Brett Vesely]

Pope Leo isn't the most famous guy in his family.

[Brady Bogan]

Huh.

[Brett Vesely]

New York Times researched his family tree, found out that he's related to a bunch of celebrities.

[Brady Bogan]

Pope Leo. The new Chicago Pope.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep. He's a distant cousins. Justin Bieber, Justin Trudeau, Angelina Jolie, Hillary Clinton.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

And Madonna.

[Brady Bogan]

The real Madonna or the one from 80s.

[Brett Vesely]

The 80s.

[Dick Toledo]

I like your version.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Like the lady Madonna. Yeah. That's pretty impressive. Does he know them? Did he know this?

[Brett Vesely]

The link is an ancestor from about six generations back.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Brett Vesely]

And guy named Louis Boucher de Grand. Perry.

[Brady Bogan]

There's no reason to keep trying that. Come back in here and help Brady read that. I did see that the Pope was doing a kind of a casual Friday or something the other day, and he had the. The. The dress on and a socks hat.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And that was. I'm like, all right. I'm not a socks guy. That's kind of cool to watch sticks with his team. Yeah, dad. Bless you. Keep it moving. There's a game at tree. God bless you.

[Dick Toledo]

Get out of the way.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, come on now. Move it.

[Dick Toledo]

First pitch is.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. You know what? They're playing better than expected. They got over 20 wins already passed last year.

[Dick Toledo]

Just got to throw out the first pitch.

[Brady Bogan]

Eventually we got to get the robot. The robot on the bump. Oh, oh, and if it's not a strike, all the cats go, ooh, wrong choice. Conclave. Give me another shot at it. Come on. I didn't have any divine spin on that one.

[Brett Vesely]

He won't go from the bump either.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't think the Pope would throw from the bump? That's weak.

[Dick Toledo]

He was at the World Series. Brady. He's throwing from the.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, he's throwing from the bump. You think he throws in front of it? That's too weak. You can't go Pope. Like, you can't be God's right hand man and go. No, don't. Don't throw from the bump. You'll make a fool of yourself. He'll.

[Brett Vesely]

He'll go up to the bump, and then we'll hand it to a Swiss Guard. And the Swiss Guard will throw.

[Brady Bogan]

You thinking that's weak, too.

[John Holmberg]

No way.

[Brady Bogan]

Pope. Pope throws one. And if he's divine, that thing is cut in the center of the plate.

[Dick Toledo]

You do bringing a cheese head.

[Dale Hellestra]

He started not.

[Brady Bogan]

Anyway, God would.

[Brett Vesely]

Hell, I'll. I'll take my. He won't go to the boat.

[Brady Bogan]

He'd dirt it if he dirt it. Either way, I bet he throws like it. Well, it's got to be hard to throw in those robes.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, he's the Pope.

[John Holmberg]

He can do whatever he wants.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know why he.

[John Holmberg]

The side.

[Dick Toledo]

A casual outfit that's got a little more, you know, freedom.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, he's got the. The one that is. It's more of. The gown is pretty tight on the.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, I'm on a mission from gat. I'm gonna throw a strike.

[Brett Vesely]

Megan Fox.

[John Holmberg]

He's like Dean Martin. Sammy Davis. God is our co pilot.

[Brady Bogan]

He's pleads here. Sorry, go ahead.

[Brett Vesely]

Megan Fox got a manicure, and each nail has metal studs on either side. Her nail artist says it was inspired by a princess Albert Pierce penis. Oh, got a picture of it for you.

[John Holmberg]

Has she just gotten weirder or she always been this weird? I can't remember.

[Brady Bogan]

She's always been weird. Okay. Her fingernails have Jurassic World.

[Brett Vesely]

Rebirth is tracking to have 125 million dollar July 4th opening weekend.

[John Holmberg]

God, are we done with that yet?

[Brady Bogan]

No, we're doing it for real life. I don't get it. They got the woolly mammoth they're building, and that's for real. We got AI 3D printing. We're 3D printing babies. It's all going the other way.

[Brett Vesely]

Courtney Love wants you to know she has a friend right now with benefits.

[Brady Bogan]

Courtney Loves.

[Dick Toledo]

She wants us to know.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Could have went the rest of my life without knowing that.

[Brady Bogan]

I got a picture of that. She's 60, by the way.

[Dick Toledo]

I follow a hat group. Check out the new hat that they just released today. Throwing a ball.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, throwing a ball.

[John Holmberg]

I need that.

[Dick Toledo]

That is a great hat. And it's in Sox colors.

[Brady Bogan]

Brad.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I need that hat.

[Brady Bogan]

Does he have a White Sox cap in his hand? Is that a glove?

[Dick Toledo]

A glove in his hand, yeah, but he's got the cross.

[Brady Bogan]

Make more sense.

[Dick Toledo]

Leo. Glasses.

[Brady Bogan]

They have to wait till they're playing the Padres and some.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

It'll be pretty good.

[Brett Vesely]

There's a couple of artists that did some tributes to Brian Wilson. Wilson. Sting covered God only knows acoustic version.

[Brady Bogan]

Of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard in my life. You have that? The Sting one? Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You have Billy Joe Armstrong posted. They did a cover of I get around next.

[Brady Bogan]

Did 311 do something so I can say it next.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, the Sting one was. Happened two nights ago, I think.

[Brady Bogan]

Got an email from Donovan, said, man, polyamorous. Nine women in Sun City. That's got to smell like India. It probably does.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, that's a visual I didn't need going into the weekend.

[Brady Bogan]

Anyway. What a group. We didn't get our squares in today, but I think we're all right. I think we'll be okay. That was fun. I enjoyed today quite a lot. And if you want to relive it, you can. Visually, and I highly recommend finding the very moment that Dale and Brady see the chocolate fondue and the scrambled eggs as it's being described, it is pretty hilarious to. To watch both of their faces fall off the. They're just. It's. It's Bell's Palsy, only it's 100%. It's not half Dale. Dale just starts spinning away, so it's so funny to. Wow. Yeah, it's pretty great. Anyway, thanks to all of our contestants. Thanks to all of our sponsors. Thanks to everybody. Happy Father's Day. To Brady and Rich.

[Dick Toledo]

Thank you.

[Brett Vesely]

Thank you.

[Brady Bogan]

And I stop right there because the rest of us are happy.

[John Holmberg]

We're dog fathers.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Dog. Happy dog Fathers Day, Larry. That's right. And Larry. Yeah. All of our. All of our papas here and all the fathers out there.

[Dick Toledo]

Did you say it to Dale on his way out?

[Dale Hellestra]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Happy Father's Day, Dale. Does it still count if they're in their 30s? He's done. Yeah. Yeah. You did your job. It's still. You're a dad. Happy Father's Day.

[Dick Toledo]

Even Lisa was asking me. She's like, what do you want? I'm like, I don't know. We did our job.

[Brady Bogan]

Didn't he? They're. They're. What do you want? They were out of the house. Say that. They're out. What you want is your kid to get a job.

[Dick Toledo]

Goddamn job.

[Brady Bogan]

And you want your kid to remember Father's Day? Cuz she forgot Mother's Day.

[Brett Vesely]

She's on it this year.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you sure you've been reminded?

[John Holmberg]

No, cuz Ronnie probably made her just for the guilt.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Eat it this Sunday, you're screwed. The guilt is definitely.

[Dick Toledo]

You're getting so much.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I forgot about that. It was going to work out for you and I don't know if you have any care about that, but she screwed up Mother's Day by just pretending to not remember it even though she went to dinner with you guys. Yeah, Ronnie's definitely been on point. Look at that slow burn with him. Yeah. You know it hurt. Well, he likes it. Cuz deep down it's a win. But also it's a loss. It's a loss. Loss. Anyway, happy Father's Day Push in Vegas. Yeah. I hope Kirby gets you like a joint or a bong or something. I've been thinking about. If you don't want it, I'll take it.

[Dick Toledo]

Daddy, where is a favorite head shop, I wonder?

[Brady Bogan]

Down there.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Why doesn't she get a job there? She's there all the time.

[Brett Vesely]

Good idea. She's been implying trails.

[Brady Bogan]

Got to get her.

[John Holmberg]

I think there's one left or two left. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So sad that Toledo's kid and Brady's kid are vying for jobs together. Neither of them are working out.

[John Holmberg]

Sheba Hut's always hiring.

[Brady Bogan]

Always.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they can make.

[Brett Vesely]

They can make one on Higley and Base.

[Brady Bogan]

There you go. Perfect. This is perfect for her and Alex. They could run that place together. Oh, forget about it. We're done. Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. And we'll catch you guys. What?

[Brett Vesely]

I'm gonna be out tomorrow. I didn't know that 1230 is a. A preview of retirement on the brink. It's a movie that.

[Joshua Davis]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Jeff Jr. From Trajan wealth put together. It's. It's really good at 12:30 at the mesa. AMC 14.

[Dick Toledo]

In the 60.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. All right. So you got. You go to see that movie?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, okay. I didn't know Jeff Jr. Made a movie. Yeah, no kidding.

[Brett Vesely]

It's about. It's. It's an hour long. There's a. You'll recognize one of Ron Wolfley.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Brett Vesely]

Story in it. Had no idea.

[Brady Bogan]

Interesting.

[Brett Vesely]

About his story. And it's.

[Brady Bogan]

It.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

What is it about?

[Brett Vesely]

It's about discussing people in different aspects. Yeah. Going through the retirement.

[Brady Bogan]

So if you're kind of thinking about financial stuff, that's going to an educational thing.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, all right. I thought it was like a thriller. It's an like Jeff Jr. Kills Ron Wolfley for his retirement money, which I'd like to see that as well.

[Brett Vesely]

And Bruce Street James does some questions, interviews, people.

[Brady Bogan]

There you go. All right, cool. And that's tomorrow at what time?

[Brett Vesely]

12:30.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, head on over there, say hi to Brady and watch a movie about how you're going to close her all down. And do it with the right people, too, because Jeff Jr. Knows his stuff. We're done. Larry's next. You guys have a good one. Happy Father's Day. See you Monday. It's out of control. Now you know where your business would be without you. Imagine where it could go with more of you. Well, with wix, you can create a website with more of your vision, your voice, your expertise. Wix gives you the freedom to truly own your brand and do it on your own with full customization and advanced AI tools that help turn your ideas into reality. Grow your business into your online brand. Because without you, your business is just business as usual. Go to wix.com.