Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 06-13-25 - Spaceballs 2 Announced And We Warn People That It's Gonna Suck Cause All Other Memberberries Movies Sucked Too
Release Date: June 13, 2025
Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Station: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio

1. Introduction to the Episode

The episode kicks off with the usual banter among the hosts, setting the stage for a lively discussion. While the initial moments feature advertisements and promotional content, the main discussion begins around the 4-minute mark, focusing primarily on the announcement of Spaceballs 2 and the broader trend of reviving classic movies.

2. Spaceballs 2 Announcement and Initial Reactions

Dick Toledo leads the conversation by addressing listener excitement about the upcoming sequel:

"Spaceballs 2 is going to suck. It's going to suck badly. It's going to suck badly."
[04:31] - Dick Toledo

He emphasizes the pitfalls of reviving beloved classics, citing the concept of "member berries"—nostalgic references that often fail to resonate with contemporary audiences. The hosts express skepticism about Mel Brooks' involvement, highlighting the challenges of maintaining the original's charm and humor after decades.

3. The Downfall of Movie Reboots and Sequels

The hosts delve deeper into the trend of remaking or continuing older films, drawing parallels with other franchises:

• Naked Gun Series:
  Dick Toledo criticizes the potential new installments, referencing past failures:

  "Naked Gun 2, not so much. Naked Gun 3 and a half, or whatever they called it, was horror 2 and a half. It was just awful."
  [05:13]

• Godfather Trilogy:
  The discussion shifts to The Godfather Part III, which is labeled a "cash grab" with poor casting choices:

  "Godfather 3 was basically like, who? Who's willing to come back?"
  [21:01] - Dick Toledo

• Happy Gilmore and Maverick:
  Both movies are critiqued for relying on nostalgia rather than offering fresh content.

  "Happy Gilmore was okay. Funny for its moment. It's going to be an Adam Sandler nightmare with terrible joke after terrible joke."
  [10:53] - Dick Toledo
  "Maverick was entertaining, but it was again, it was all member berries."
  [11:29]

4. The Impact of Aging Actors on Movie Quality

A significant portion of the discussion centers on how aging actors affect the reception of sequels:

• Rick Moranis and Other Icons:
  Dick Toledo expresses concern over seeing beloved actors like Rick Moranis in new roles:

  "You see Dark Helmet looking like that, you're like, oh, no, I'm old. It's gonna make you feel bad."
  [22:16]

• Character Consistency:
  The hosts lament the unrealistic portrayal of characters who remain unchanged despite the passage of time:

  "When Han Solo rolled in and he's still bootlegging... It's been 45 years."
  [22:27] - Dick Toledo

• Nostalgia vs. Reality:
  They argue that revisiting old characters often leads to disappointment as actors age and characters' stories become less believable:

  "Spaceballs 2 does not excite me. I don't like going back in time."
  [07:22] - Dick Toledo

5. Audience Engagement and Listener Emails

The hosts interact with listener feedback, addressing concerns and shared sentiments about the decline of movie sequels:

• Expectations Management:
  Dick Toledo advises listeners to lower their expectations:

  "You're just getting a lot of Spaceballs 2, you were nine when Spaceballs came out... Your tastes have grown, I hope."
  [05:15]

• Nostalgia's Double-Edged Sword:
  They discuss how nostalgic memories can overshadow the actual quality of current productions:

  "You can't have that gap of time, not exist and see them and not be taken aback."
  [07:24] - Dick Toledo

6. Broader Commentary on Media and Pop Culture

Beyond movie sequels, the hosts touch upon other aspects of pop culture influenced by nostalgia and aging:

• Television and Icons:
  Dick Toledo reflects on how iconic TV characters age out of favor:

  "When you watch Cheers reruns... you just don't want to see these dudes in the same outfits. Old."
  [22:27]

• Social Media's Role:
  The conversation briefly shifts to platforms like Instagram, discussing how gradual aging presentation can mitigate shock from long-term absences:

  "That's why Instagram is good, is because it gradually ages a woman and a man."
  [16:31] - Dick Toledo

• Humor in Aging:
  The hosts use humor to address the discomfort of seeing beloved figures change over time:

  "She don't want some bass player from the local band... My ass is like my nose sticks out a little too much, but in the best possible way."
  [17:36] - Dick Toledo

7. Conclusion and Upcoming Segments

As the episode wraps up, the hosts preview upcoming segments and maintain their humorous tone:

• Man Cave Upgrade Contest:
  John Holmberg announces a contest segment judged by Dale Hellestrae, poking fun at his own and co-hosts' attractiveness:

  "We've got a country music segment for you. Just for you, my friend."
  [23:17]

• Music Segment and Final Remarks:
  The episode concludes with a brief discussion on music preferences and a humorous take on current events:

  "Holy Wars. It's Megadeth. It's 98 KUPD. It's waking you up."
  [26:35] - Dick Toledo

Notable Quotes

• "Spaceballs 2 is going to suck. It's going to suck badly."
  - Dick Toledo [04:31]

• "You can't have that gap of time, not exist and see them and not be taken aback."
  - Dick Toledo [07:24]

• "When Han Solo rolled in and he's still bootlegging... It's been 45 years."
  - Dick Toledo [22:27]

• "Maverick was entertaining, but it was again, it was all member berries."
  - Dick Toledo [11:29]

Final Thoughts

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness provides a critical perspective on the current trend of reviving classic movies, particularly focusing on the newly announced Spaceballs 2. Through a blend of humor and candid opinions, the hosts explore the challenges of meeting nostalgic expectations and the inevitable pitfalls of aging actors in beloved franchises. Their engaging discussions offer listeners both nostalgia and a sobering look at the entertainment industry's current landscape.