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Howard Holmberg
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John Holmberg
Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Friday the 13th. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett, there's Big Dick Toledo. This is the morning sickness and it is man Cave Friday. We're going to give away an awesome prize later today. Well, you know, just three or four hours we're going to have it all finished up and all these folks that have been qualifying, five of them are in here and they're going to go head to head and try to win that man cave from Prestige Billiards that comes with all the other stuff from Twin Peaks wise coding is going to do your floor. You got game day Men's health giving you $1,000. And what they got going on, that's awesome. So we'll have that all ready to go. But Brett is the king of, you know, throwing squirrel in front of me right before the thing he just, he basically said Britney Zamora, the teacher that got in trouble for boning that 12 year old a few years ago, he said that was only six years ago. And it like hit me in like as he said it. I mean that makes the kid 18. Yeah, he's ready to go.
Howard Holmberg
Yeah. But now he probably wants a younger chick.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
She's serving. Yeah. How long?
John Holmberg
Oh, she's in for a long 20. Yeah. She's got a ways to go.
Brett Vesely
And another 10.
Howard Holmberg
Yeah, he'll be done with that by then.
John Holmberg
Come on.
Howard Holmberg
That's expired by that 40 something.
John Holmberg
Yuck. Yeah, no, the, the, it dawned on me right when you said it like six years ago. That kid was 12. 13 probably right. When I think 13. Yeah. And so, but the game, the game he spit will always be legendary to me because I was reading those texts. I'm like, this kid knows how to play a lot better than me. It was pretty awesome.
Howard Holmberg
I didn't have those kind of text moves in high school, let alone when I was 13.
John Holmberg
Still don' getting right. Oh yeah.
Dick Toledo
Even.
John Holmberg
Yeah. My notes would have been like, he's an idiot. Like I still don't, still don't have it. I, it's, it's, it's obscene how good he was. But yeah, she's been in for six years and that kid, and I'm now he's, now we can talk to him if he ever, you know, if he's out there. If you're Brittany Zamora's, you know, boyfriend, I'll say. And you want to tell the tale. I want to hear it.
Howard Holmberg
Oh, I do.
John Holmberg
I think that would be an awesome thing. But they never ever let that. You know, it's all victims. This victim said this kid, get on your, get on the back of that pickup truck, have your parade and do your victory lap. You killed it. Not like that weird one that's made kids wear scream masks. And she's all over the news again. Cuz she's got to sell her house. That woman's huge.
Brett Vesely
There's one hideous. Yeah, they, they lure you in with the initial picture.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Cuz she's got huge cans in it. But if you're, see if it's from.
Brett Vesely
Like Sigman the sea monster.
John Holmberg
After those kids were raped and they are traumatized. That is not how you should be introduced to physical love.
Howard Holmberg
Well, the reason we bring it up is because she's got a new job while she's in prison. Now she's an aerobics instructor in prison.
John Holmberg
That's just not fair.
Brett Vesely
Now she's going to trim up, then jazz.
John Holmberg
That is a 90s Cinemax movie.
Howard Holmberg
Oh, that's kidding me.
John Holmberg
Doing prison aerobics. And you know, I, I realize that most of them are not. Most of them are in that class looking like me.
Howard Holmberg
Right?
John Holmberg
You know, do they have prison issue leg warmers? Oh, my gosh, that'd be hilarious knowing that I'd watch that show. But a bunch of like, wildly thick bulls are in that room watching Britney bend over and do aerobics. Touch your toes. Anyway, happy anniversary and happy new job to our friend Brittany Zamora.
Howard Holmberg
Congratulations on that new gig.
John Holmberg
Sounds like you're adapting nicely. And to that kid out there and his dad right now, his dad's been wanting to brag on this for a long time, but he's supposed to pretend like it was bad. He's one of the kids that you just gotta go, Great job. The other ones there. Yeah, that, that, that scream mask thing, that's torture. That lady should go to jail for hundreds of years and those kids should get thrown free therapy for the rest of their lives because that is awful what she did to them. Britney Zamora, boy, she took the word teacher to another level. So I'm, I'm. Six years has passed. And never forget the body cam footage. The cop putting her in the back of that, that truck. And she turned back and looked at him and said, they're going to tear me up in there. I'm like, oh, man, that's hot. That's really.
Howard Holmberg
All those bulls in there were like, ready.
Brett Vesely
Imagine that kid going on to, you know, his relationships and always comes back to Ms. Brittany used to do this.
John Holmberg
Zamora knew what she was doing. Yeah, he's got a train. The other ones, I don't know. We'll see. And is he into older chicks still?
Howard Holmberg
Yeah, I don't know. That's crazy.
John Holmberg
It's a marvelous thought.
Howard Holmberg
You know, he was strutting down the hallway, though. I mean, it's just like walking, like George Jefferson walking into the apartment complex. The first time.
John Holmberg
If I was him, the, the week after it happened, I would have a shirt that said unidentified victim. My shirt would always say, you know, I blur my face out and walk around with like a little Vaseline like you can't see me. Not allowed to look at me, but I'm the unidentified victim.
Howard Holmberg
I did it.
John Holmberg
Yeah. This Craig emails and says Amor got 20 years and Jared Fogel only got 15. Jared Vogel's got to be getting close to popping out then, if that's true. I didn't know that, man.
Brett Vesely
I thought his was longer, too.
John Holmberg
Vogel had some weird stuff. Like his was.
Howard Holmberg
Like, he only got 15.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Howard Holmberg
We need to.
Brett Vesely
This was. It was an actual physical meeting.
John Holmberg
I think he had. I thought he had a couple in a hotel room. I. I. Jared's story I have to revisit, but I know it was a lot of porn on his computer and then talking about. And there were a couple of girls in his hotel room.
Howard Holmberg
Well, that's just wrong. He should have got more than 15. She gets 20. That's just wrong.
John Holmberg
The whole system's out of order.
Howard Holmberg
System's crazy.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Kind of circus are you running around here. Anyway, so thanks for distracting me with Britney talk Whenever news of her comes up. That is the most important thing going on in the world right now. Forget it. That we're. We're about to have a massive Middle Eastern war with Israel attacking.
Brett Vesely
Jared got 27 years.
John Holmberg
Oh, he did. Okay, good. All right. Craig was wrong. That's a little bit better. The justice is a little better. Is he eligible in 15? Maybe. That could be the thing. Yeah. You got a big, big news. Doing last night with Israel deciding to launch on Iran and dropping them like nobody's business and killing, like, half their leaders in the military in a day. Israel's good at that, man. They love going over there to those Middle eastern countries every 30 or 40 years and just knocking out some bad guys. And they did it again. You read history. That's a little group of people you don't mess with. They. They retaliate and they. And they're patient. Go watch the movie Munich. Holy smokes. They just like, we'll get him eventually. And they waited years. And I'm still gonna kill that guy. Just gotta be patient and make sure we get him. Like, punish him, make him live under the cloud the whole time. And they did it again yesterday. But ramifications of that are no fun. And still Brittany's a more and more important.
Howard Holmberg
Oh, yeah.
John Holmberg
And of course, the release the drones. Yeah. And then the drones started to come, and I wanted to see that. Then the thing. I can't stop watching passenger 11A on that Indian. I thought that was AI yesterday when I watched the video of him walking away. I'm like, no way. Because he's walking away. And he did. He lived through a Dreamliner 787. If you've seen the video, they have it all on video. This plane can't get any lift and goes right into the side of a building. A small building, too. It was like a five, six story building. It couldn't get off the ground. Crashes into this building. You look at the fireball, you see the plane crasher. Like, this is. This is brutal. That's a huge plane. 245 people on it. 241 passengers.
Brett Vesely
He got off, supposedly jumped out of his seat.
John Holmberg
He said his part of the plane fell off into a little opening. He saw a crack, unbuckled the seatbelt, got out, started running, and he thought, this is it. I'm gonna die. Then he realized, no, I'm fine. I'm gonna be all right. Like he. Everyone. He said he watched the. He called her an airline hostess because he kept it together. He didn't want to get canceled for surviving.
Dick Toledo
I, the airline hostess, I watched her die right before my eyes.
John Holmberg
And he's just sitting in this bed doing the interview. And I'm like, this can't be real. He hopped off of it. He saw the opening when the door cracked. When the plane. It was after impact when I first read it and said. I. When they said he jumped out. I'm like, this dude must have seen it coming. Popped the door and did a. You know the. The movie roll off. Yeah. He waited. It crashed. His little section of the plane, flopped down that opening and it opened. And he was like, I'm okay. And he popped up and got out. And he's the only one, which is.
Brett Vesely
I mean, when you see the. The video, that plane, when it. I mean, whatever landing it was, it was just a big plume.
John Holmberg
It was massive fire. It was like a new.
Brett Vesely
How does that not impact the entire plane?
John Holmberg
That's what my buddy Billy, who survived a plane crash in Detroit, said. It was just a fireball and he was asleep. He fell asleep before, like you do. I've been on planes with Brady. It's amazing. Once it starts rolling, he nestles in that little shoulder. He got no neck. Billy doesn't either. Got no neck. And you nestle into your shoulders like a little baby bird. And their eyes closed, and he's hurt. He's out like a light. The second the plane starts moving. Not even in the air.
Howard Holmberg
Go sleep like Big Bird was.
John Holmberg
Yeah. When he. Yeah, when Big Bird used to do the nuzzle into his. That's Brady. Only get his shoulders.
Richard Karn
Oh, boy.
John Holmberg
They started those in and he's that guy sleeping next to you, too. Doesn't have a cpap. You're doomed. But Vishwash Kumar. Yeah, that's close enough. That's when. Yeah, that's when my buddy Billy said he was asleep. They put him out onto the the tarmac. The other plane landed on top of his plane. And he said the noise was huge. Woke up and it was just this ball of fire. And then it went invisible. But the air was too hot. He's like, the air was on fire because it's jet fuel. And he said you can't see the fire. You see there's a plume and then everything's on fire and you can't feel it. He's watching people melt. He said he looked around, saw heads were off, and he's like, I'm okay. And like half of his plane survived because it was the. It's crazy. This dude was one dude.
Howard Holmberg
I don't know. I think I'd rather take a chance on going down to the Titanic and the Titan than fine. Air India anywhere.
John Holmberg
Look, if.
Howard Holmberg
No way.
John Holmberg
If I lived in India.
Brett Vesely
The wing.
Howard Holmberg
Yeah, right. You're still on Air India.
John Holmberg
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John Holmberg
Holmberg's Morning Sickness Bottom line is if I Lived in India. I'd have jumped on the plane as it was crashing. I would like anything to get. Oh, this thing's not going to make it. Let me hop on that. Anyway. Yeah, that's India. That's a different story.
Howard Holmberg
I'm out.
John Holmberg
How can a billion people be so wrong? But yeah, I'd get on Air India. No way. You wouldn't. No, that's racist.
Howard Holmberg
No.
John Holmberg
Which is because they're people on top of the plane. Why?
Howard Holmberg
Well, you see how many people they put in the back of an F150 driving down the street and on a train and everything else. There's hundreds of people.
Brett Vesely
Way trains are out here.
John Holmberg
The trains have a lot of people on top. I don't think they do that.
Howard Holmberg
And they were talking. They were talking this morning. Ladonna was talking about it this morning, and they were talking about how many incidents they have with Air India. Like, really? Oh, yeah. Just there's. Well, they said the checkered past is what they said.
John Holmberg
Really?
Howard Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
The. The.
John Holmberg
I didn't know that.
Brett Vesely
The guy said there was two or three things that weren't working. The computers and.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I saw a video of a guy put.
Brett Vesely
Electric was going out.
John Holmberg
Yeah. The plane was malfunctioning like crazy.
Howard Holmberg
They should call tech support. They're already there. I mean, what's the problem? How is the computer not working?
John Holmberg
That's a good point.
Brett Vesely
The problem was they did call that.
John Holmberg
Yeah, that is a good point. The whole. Right. Like, there's nothing but doctors and tech support on Dell.
Howard Holmberg
Tech support was. The entire staff was on that plane.
John Holmberg
And loan officers and services for, you know, collection. Like, the whole plane should have been buttoned up. No debt. That's racist, too, but also true. I mean, Texas, they should have no debt.
Brett Vesely
Nothing but debt free.
John Holmberg
All the collection should have been done. That's true, Brett. Tech support all over that plane. And I saw the one video before it took off. One guy that kept touching the touchscreen in front of.
Dick Toledo
The touchscreen is not working. Nothing in this plane is working at all.
John Holmberg
And it keeps.
Dick Toledo
And look around. Look at how none of them are working.
John Holmberg
And he's like, upset that all the electronics. I'm like, well, just. You don't even have to call. Just go tech support. And everyone will get up. Brett's right. Brett's bigotry kicks in every once in a while. It really makes a solid scientific point. But dude has survived it. And it's weird because, I mean, still 240 people died, but.
Brett Vesely
And then they call it a miracle, saying Any numbers? Because it landed on the dining hall of the medical college.
John Holmberg
Don't know anything about that. I don't know who's in there. Yeah, of course. It landed on Future Doctors.
Howard Holmberg
Right.
John Holmberg
It's pretty predictable. I mean, it's like, you know, it's. It's. Yeah, it's like Italians landing.
Brett Vesely
There's two choices, Medical college or phone bank.
John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah, it's like an Italian plane sliding off the Runway because too much olive oil right into, like, a spaghetti factory. It's a. It's all the. All the stereotypes are right there. Or a T shirt. A sleeveless T shirt place. What are the odds you're ever on Air India? Minor zero. Yeah, and not because I'm like, I'm not taking that flight. I'm just never even. I'm never even gonna go to airindia.com. that is a place I'm never going. If I go there, it's because I've been taken. Like, Liam Neeson better be looking for me.
Howard Holmberg
He's not even going.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Where did you take him?
Dick Toledo
We took him to India.
John Holmberg
You can have him. I have a very specialized set of skills, and none of them include walking around in awful India.
Dick Toledo
There are many nice places.
John Holmberg
Not many enough. Yeah, I do. It's. No, thank you. No offense to. Well, it is, actually. You come from a horrible place. That's why you're here. Indians.
Howard Holmberg
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Not you. Calm down. The other ones. Not the Guardians. Yeah, not the Guardians. The tech support ones.
Dick Toledo
I don't like no Indians.
John Holmberg
No, no, no. I like the Indian people. I just don't like where you're from. And that's why you left. I don't blame you. Now write my prescription at the urgent care and let's move this along.
Dick Toledo
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John Holmberg
Oh, no. What's going on? What is. What, did I forget to pay?
Dick Toledo
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John Holmberg
Oh, you again. It is not Kevin.
Dick Toledo
How is the weather today in Pohyonics? I am from there.
John Holmberg
No, you're not.
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John Holmberg
Anyway.
Howard Holmberg
Damn.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Did you just watch it?
Howard Holmberg
No, I'm looking at Air India prices from Phoenix to India.
John Holmberg
We have those. Yeah, you have to take, like, a Spirit to Dallas or something first. Right? They don't have Air India shooting out of Sky Harbor. No, there's not enough demand for that?
Brett Vesely
I don't think so.
John Holmberg
How much does it cost? How many rupees?
Howard Holmberg
1400 bucks.
John Holmberg
That's pretty reasonable.
Howard Holmberg
That's economy.
John Holmberg
Well, I mean, let's talk about flying for real business. 5300. Business is 5300 to go to.
Howard Holmberg
Two stops to get September. I'm flying American, Turkish, Phoenix to San Francisco.
John Holmberg
Turkish is supposed to be awesome.
Howard Holmberg
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Yeah, you got to go to Sanford. You got to find your way to San Francisco, right?
Howard Holmberg
Yeah.
John Holmberg
They're not flying Air India out of here. There's zero demand for that flight.
Howard Holmberg
I'll see if there's a direct flight.
John Holmberg
Although that will be changing soon when intel gets all done. When those chip places are, that's.
Brett Vesely
They might reroute.
John Holmberg
We get a couple Air India planes coming in.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, there's a new two direct flights.
John Holmberg
And they're going to be full all the time. Yeah, that's for sure. Anyway, you know, not to make fun of the Indian people, but the place they live stinks.
Howard Holmberg
It's all Hector said. Since the incident happened, my calls for extended warranty have slowed down.
John Holmberg
Actually, I haven't got one spam call or one. Yeah, nobody's bugging me about extended warranties.
Dick Toledo
I am calling you about your pool filter.
John Holmberg
Really? No kidding.
Dick Toledo
We understand that you're dealing, like, the.
John Holmberg
Dude works 15 different companies. Oh, yeah, it's amazing. I literally called one time for. I can't remember the name of my pool vacuum. Some. Some sort of, like, sea creature name. I can't remember what it's called, but I called up and I'm like, yeah, I just wanted to see about. You know, I just bought this thing, like, four months ago.
Dick Toledo
Oh, okay.
John Holmberg
Please, like, wow. I'm calling India for this. Like, they didn't have that. They can't do that in, like, Texas.
Brett Vesely
It's not the Navigator.
John Holmberg
No, it's all right. You don't need to remember. It's okay. That's not. It was a sea creature name, and it lasted, like, five months. And the dude got on the phone and he said, we have it, and he walked me through fixing it all the way from wherever he was.
Howard Holmberg
Now that we have that fixed, can.
John Holmberg
I interest you in the car? Now?
Dick Toledo
You have to make sure, because we do not know your warranty, which I see that you did not purchase, my friend, and probably has made a very big mistake. We will give you one last chance, and as is warranty. And now that you have fiddled with the guts, there is no possible way we can turn this around, and they.
John Holmberg
Replaced it for me for, like, 200 bucks. It was like $450, and he fixed it. And then he's like, but we'll replace it. And that was pretty cool. Still to kick in, but the other fun news is that former Tampa Bay Buccaneer and Las Vegas Raider Antonio Brown is wanted for murder. I don't know who else he played for. He was fine before those two teams. Once he got over there, everything was a mess. But Antonio. Antonio has lost his mind. And we saw the footage back in May when Antonio Brown was leaving, that it was like a MMA fight or some sort of celebrity boxing. I don't remember where he was, what he was doing. And the gunshots rang out, and he ran away and had a gun in his hand. And he said, I didn't have a gun. Well, there's pictures of him all over holding the gun. And evidently, when they saw. When people saw the picture of him with a gun, then gunshots rang out again, and he was the last guy with a gun. The stories have all come out, and some dude said, yeah, he was firing at me. And the evidence is starting to show it. So he's now facing attempted murder charges. Antonio Brown is going to kill someone. If this, like, the best news is Antonio Brown got attempted murder charges, that's the best news. Because if we didn't catch him for this, the next one would be murder charges. He's going to kill someone. He has lost his mind. It's been lost for a long time. There's this certain aspect of saying, oh, mental health. We have to make sure everybody has. You know, we pay attention and ask a friend. But when you see it, lose it like this, you got to go old school. Put a rubber coat on this guy. You have to get the long jacket sleeves out and wrap them up. Because he's been showing us that this is escalating every. There has been zero moments. Although some of his tweets are really funny, but they're mean. He's almost like the Iron Sheik now. But, like, he bombs, he loses his mind every once in a while. And we have to say, okay, it's enough of the coddling of his mental health. He's got the cte. The NFL needs to grab hold of guys like this Pac Man Jones and put him in a corner and say, hey, man, we're going to pay you to sit out for a little while and get some treatment because you're going to kill someone. And we're not being mean to you. We're Being nice to you. This is a good. You're getting paid now to lose it.
Brett Vesely
Or put together a new celebrity. Big brother Antonio Brown.
John Holmberg
Great idea. The NFL edition. Yeah. Get a few of the troublemaker Brittany. Get a few guys who have lost their cork in the NFL. Few celebrities that aren't quite there. Is Tom Sizemore still alive? He's always a good one to plug into those things. Yeah.
Howard Holmberg
Will Smith.
John Holmberg
Will Smith, he's a little swingy, but man, oh, man, looking at that thing. And then. And now, of course, he's denying, but he's not. He's gonna. He's gonna lose it and somebody's gonna die and we'll all go, oh, why didn't anybody. There's like, all the signs are there universe. Morning sickness medicate K.
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John Holmberg
Holmberg's morning sickness. And when all the signs are there, it's time to stop saying, we got to take care of his mental health. Nope, we gotta wrap him up. There's a certain aspect of crazy where your former employer who doesn't, you know, especially when the NFL is always talking about protect the shield. Protect the shield. There you go. Nab him. Put him in a. Put him in an office job and keep an eye on him every day. Give him like a real important job with the NFL. But it's just to keep an eye on him. And then when he starts to lose a little bit, you know, toss him in the can for a while. There's got to be something they can do. There's got to be some way to manipulate the crazy because Pac Man Jones is back in court again too. They're all innocent. Yeah. His 14th time being charged with something to his credit. He's gotten out of most of them. He says, wrong place, wrong time, all 14 times. I just can't buy that. That doesn't seem right. And yeah, so keep an eye on that. And then of course back to what we were talking about before Israel attacking. And I want. I heard Benjamin Netanyahu talking. I'm like, this is not going to be good. I don't know what's coming from this, but your 401ks are going to suck. Friday the 13th is not going to be any fun for anybody.
Howard Holmberg
Don't retire today.
John Holmberg
You can't retire today. You got to work another couple of weeks. It's horrifying. There's a weird world. Like every time I turn the TV on, I'm like, oh, come on. I was enjoying hockey last night. If you watched any of that hockey game, two out of the three out of the four games have gone to overtime. Two of them have now broken the record for latest goal scored to tie a game in Stanley cup history. Two times out of the four, there were like eight seconds left. And amazing. It's unreal how last second goals to tie the game to send it to overtime have happened. And I mean I'm not a huge hockey fan. I love the game. I don't have a team so I don't really like support, like I'm not running or I don't really care who wins this series. They're both so fun. I find myself rooting for Edmonton and I don't know why, I just don't like Florida. But I was on my feet like losing it for that whole third period last night. This is as good as sports can get. Hockey doesn't get enough push by anything. I mean obviously Phoenix didn't support properly had a hockey team that was not the type of. But if you've got a kid watching this series right now, it should be. It's. It's going to change their opinion of hockey. It's going to do great. This is unreal. I mean this has been as good as, as bad as the NBA has been all year and as good as their finals are. Hockey is just, it's killing, it's killing visually. Entertainment. It's better than football. It is unbelievable. Unbelievable how good that was last night. And then to watch that thing. And fans were leaving Florida, it was four to three. Edmonton, you know, we're down to the last minute, and they showed the doors, and some people are leaving. And then you hear the crowd just erupt. And all the people are, like, grabbing it because you can't reenter. And they grab the door before it closed. They're shooting back in. I don't know how anyone pays that kind of money for a Stanley cup ticket at home with a minute left down a goal, you pull the goalie. You watched it happen two nights ago. It just happened. The team pulled the goalie and tied the game.
Brett Vesely
You're paying good money for that ticket, tons.
John Holmberg
And you're like, let's. Let's beat traffic. This is ridiculous. They're not coming back. And then they do. And I remember a few years ago when Dallas came back in an NBA Finals and they showed the crowd leaving, and they end up winning the game and they couldn't get back in. I don't know why. Why? And you know what I did see? Mostly sort of the disgruntled woman, like, who was like, I'm not sticking around to listen to you mope with your friends all night. They're the ones that when you ask them to go to the game, they say, are we gonna stay? When do we get home? Do you want to go to the Stanley cup game with me? What time are we leaving? We haven't even left the house yet. You wanna go home already? What time does it end? Are you gonna sit and talk to your friend all night afterwards? Yeah, the doors are open for fun, if that's what you're asking. I wanna get home right when it's over, actually, if we can leave early, like, you're not going with me, then.
Howard Holmberg
Meet the other broads of bustinos.
John Holmberg
I'm going with so and so. Yeah, and then you just take a dude friend, because dudes never say that. If I ever said, hey, Brett, you want to go to the Suns game? You never say, what time does it end? Do I have to Uber home? Are you and Kevin gonna talk about the game all night afterwards?
Howard Holmberg
I just threw her ass in an Uber.
John Holmberg
Yeah, all right, well, that's it.
Howard Holmberg
I'm staying.
John Holmberg
If I'm at a Stanley cup game and the person I'm with is like, I want to go. You're grown up.
Brett Vesely
Go.
Howard Holmberg
Yeah, I got the app.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Yeah, I think you've got the app. I don't have to walk you out, do I? You're gonna stay here, and I'm gonna leave. You're making the choice to leave. Why does my fun have to end? Think of what you'd have missed, how pissed you'd have been. And she's like, it's not. And, you know, you're probably, as a dude, just like, oh, this sucks. They're not coming back. They're done. And you're, you know, you have a story either way. Oh, I walked out. Brutal. I left the game. The Phoenix Roadrunners played the Salt Lake Gulls, and I'll never forget it. That used to be on radio. They used to. When the roadrunners were here 30 years ago. This was probably 1989, we would drive down to the Coliseum to watch the runners play. It was a blast like that that, you know, Pacific coast hockey was. These teams hated each other. The Gulls and the. They had the Salt Lake City team. You had San Diego. You had the. These teams absolutely hated each other. And they were vying for spots in the NHL. And you'd see some of these guys, you know, they were fighting for it. And my friend, who was kind of a baby, brought his friend, who was a huge baby, and we're there, and the huge baby was complaining the whole night. It's cold. Like, you're at a hockey game. Of course, it's all ice. I didn't realize how cold it was going to be. So it gets to. There was a goalie, Gary something for the Roadrunners, and he's pitching a shutout, right? It's like two to nothing, three to nothing, something like that. And the baby goes, I don't want to go home. My stomach is killing me, and I'm cold. And we're like, oh, we've had it. This game's over. Great job. Go, runners. And we leave, and I turn the car on and I get the radio on to listen to the last of it. And the first thing I hear is, I've never seen anything like it in the history of hockey. The goalie for Salt Lake didn't want the Roadrunners goalie to have a shutout. And I didn't know that. The statistic in a shutout for hockey has to be, you have to finish the game. He skates all the way down the ice and clocks him. And again, goalie fight. And just a melee. They both get booted. He doesn't get his shutout. The game goes, you know, I think it was 3, 0. And the announcer, I don't remember if it was Bob Heathouse or who was doing Roadrunner games. I've never. This is the most remarkable moment in the history of Hawk. Oh, my God. I'm gonna call my wife. Hold on. I'm gonna call my wife and tell her what I've just seen. And we're in the car with tummy ache. I hated that guy from that day forward.
Howard Holmberg
Punch him in the mouth.
John Holmberg
Oh, we told him. Thanks. I'm sorry, guys. Who would. Who could have ever guessed that? That would have. You know what? You don't have to guess if you stay for your time. It was an eight dollar ticket. Rough out your tummy ache. And from that day forward, I said, I'm never leaving a sporting event early, ever. Even if it's a blowout. And I've broken that rule with the Suns a few times because I hate them so much sometimes I can't sit and I want them to get beat up by the other team.
Brett Vesely
I'm still.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I will. No, I'll stay. You never know. Even in a blowout, one of the dudes loses his mind. Starts taking his clothes off like Antonio Brown did in that Buccaneers and Jets game. You're like, we would have missed that.
Howard Holmberg
Even the other day, the. The D backs took on the Braves and they came back.
John Holmberg
I mean, came back in the ninth inning with seven runs. Everybody left fights and like, just melees. I'm not leaving sporting events early. I have season tickets to Sunset. Two times I left early. Both were comebacks. They. The Knicks game, I didn't feel good. And I'm like, I'm going back home. And I. It was. I left, felt like crap. They come back and win it. And then the Sacramento Kings were up 30. And my friend Mark and I went and got food. Arrogant butcher. And watched him win that damn thing. Never leave a game. The hockey goalie fight.
Brett Vesely
Been pretty lucky on that side of it. I guess I got a no hitter.
John Holmberg
Going on that, but you might be paying attention. Stay for the whole thing. Don't be one of those. Especially those fans that leave games like that. There's a. It's one goal. I watch people leave the super bowl. When the Steelers played the packers in Dallas. And they left and the Steelers were marching back. And then the fumble happened. They were only down six with the ball at the end. And I'm like, people are leaving. How do you do this? Gotta be traffic.
Brett Vesely
A few years ago, the Cardinals, Bears.
John Holmberg
Oh, well, that was a great one. Yeah, that was probably 15 years ago now, but we knew exactly who they are.
Dick Toledo
We let them off the hoop.
John Holmberg
That was a good one. And everybody had left. Oh, it was good stuff.
Howard Holmberg
Danny Green was.
John Holmberg
Danny Green lost his mind. Yeah. Never leave a sporting event early, not because of the score, but because it's insanity. Nothing worse than hopping it. That was right. The guy said, san Diego, go, Salt Lake City Golden Eagles. That's right. That's right. He's right. I screwed that up. I knew the goals were. Yeah, because Gila Fleur, the great Guy lafleur, NHL player, tried to resurrect his career and ended up in the San Diego Gulls. And he. He was grandfathered in, didn't have to wear a helmet. And this dude's mullet was flowing on the ice. We fell in love with Guy lafleur. Pass it to Guy lafleur. Well, we went to Roadrunners games all the time. That was the best. But, yeah, last night was the first time I've watched hockey, and I'm jumping up and down. That was a great sporting event. Amazing. Anyway, I digress. Sports will have to distract us because bombs are flying, drones are in the air, and God knows what's coming. But you know what? Just smile and trudge through this. This. Well, those clone armies are right around the corner. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 5, 8, 5, 9, 800. It's Friday the 13th, Father's Day weekend. You give us something good and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. It's out of control now. 98 KUPD.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (06-13-25)
Podcast Information:
Discussion Highlights: The hosts commemorate the six-year anniversary of Brittany Zamora's arrest. Brittany Zamora, a former teacher, was arrested for inappropriate relations with a minor, leading to significant legal consequences.
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Insights: The hosts express strong condemnation of Zamora's actions, highlighting the long-term impact on the victim and criticizing the justice system's handling of the case. They emphasize the importance of accountability and the lasting repercussions of such crimes.
Discussion Highlights: The hosts delve into a recent Air India flight crash, discussing the miraculous survival of one passenger amidst tragic circumstances. They analyze the survivor’s account and the broader implications of the incident.
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Insights: The discussion touches on the technical failures leading to the crash, survivor accounts, and the perceived reliability of Air India flights. The hosts express skepticism about the airline's safety and highlight the emotional and psychological aspects of surviving such a disaster.
Discussion Highlights: A vibrant discussion ensues about the thrilling Stanley Cup Final game that took place the previous night. The hosts share their excitement over the game's intense action, multiple overtime periods, and record-breaking moments.
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Insights: The hosts laud the Stanley Cup Final for its high-octane gameplay and dramatic finishes. They emphasize the unpredictability of sports, the importance of staying engaged until the end, and share personal anecdotes about memorable games. The conversation underscores the emotional investment and communal experience of watching live sports.
Discussion Highlights: Antonio Brown, a former NFL player, is under scrutiny as he faces attempted murder charges. The hosts debate his behavior, mental health issues, and the NFL's responsibility in managing players exhibiting erratic conduct.
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Insights: The conversation highlights concerns regarding athlete behavior and mental health support within professional sports leagues. The hosts advocate for proactive measures to prevent violence and ensure the well-being of both players and the community.
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Discussion Highlights: Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in light-hearted banter, sharing personal stories, jokes, and opinions on various topics ranging from tech support frustrations to experiences at sporting events.
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Insights: The informal and humorous interactions among the hosts contribute to the show's engaging atmosphere. They balance serious discussions with relatable anecdotes and comedic exchanges, enhancing listener enjoyment.
Conclusion: This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness covers a range of topics from the solemn anniversary of a criminal case to the exhilaration of a sports finale. The hosts balance critical discussions with personal insights and humor, offering listeners a comprehensive and entertaining experience. Notably, the episode addresses significant societal issues while maintaining an engaging and dynamic dialogue.