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Brady
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Brady
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Dick Toledo
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Brady
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Brady
What the hell is wrong with you? Email from a guy that says hey, that Father's Day present. Let's see. We're all being so negative. She's bringing her two sisters, the kids and you. She's either got you a foursome already. Maybe not on the golf course or the two sisters are there to get the kids off of your hands, and she's got some sort of a rubber sheet thing going on. You know what? Maybe we. Maybe I'm with Toledo on this. That's wishful thinking.
Larry McFeely
It is wishful thinking. Then they would stay at your place with the kids and you get.
Brady
Why do they have to go to. Well, maybe. Maybe there's a plan with the kids, not sexually, obviously, to, you know, do something with the kids or something too, as a father's day thing, because it was a father's day to get the whole family involved. Maybe, maybe, maybe we shot down the whole idea thinking it was all bad, thinking that she was being selfish. You got to find out. Yeah, go back and go, what's the plan? What are we going to do? Are your sister and maybe, you know, be a little passive aggressive and say, are your sister's going to take the kids while we have our weekend?
Dick Toledo
No, no.
Brady
Now I'm gonna shop with my sisters and you're gonna watch the kids.
Larry McFeely
Oh, I just found out my schedule.
Brady
Isn't that sad, though? Every email and all of us, we assumed that it was just terrible. Like she was just being awful.
Dick Toledo
Maybe you're thinking the wrong way. With Brady and the rubber sheets. I think of him more as a gravy person than anything. Sticky and slimy. So maybe he's looking at some crazy.
Brady
Look like vomit all over those sheets.
Dick Toledo
Sausage.
Brady
Wow.
Dick Toledo
Biscuits and gravy.
Brady
I've never gotten a response is faster than what I got when I suggested it to Brady's wife with the word no. And then I text back jokingly, yeah, I don't blame you. Nobody wants any of that. And then got a haha on that. Like, the second I sent it, it already had a little bubble of haha on it. Yeah, that's awful. That's you. You've made the right choice, being asexual with the rubber sheets.
Dick Toledo
Smart.
Brady
Excellent idea. All right, I'm gonna take a break before we get in the entertainment drill, because I just realized Brady's clogged up everything with his rubber shoe. Put us way behind. The entertainment drill is coming up in just a second here with his sausage gravy sheets. Now, maybe you don't need Ronnie for that. Get those rubber sheets and just throw a little country breakfast. You would never abuse food that way is what you're saying. You're insulting. It's insulting.
Dick Toledo
So you want the smells and the.
Brady
Flavors, but he doesn't want the actual the actual. Yeah, he keeps saying no food because that's an affront to what you're actually supposed to do with food.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, there you go.
Brady
You eat food, you don't play with it.
Dick Toledo
Nailed it right in the hurt.
Brady
Yeah, right? Yeah, we hit big food hard. Don't screw around with big food. Throwing country gravy all over a bed. It's going to take forever to suck that up.
Larry McFeely
It's afterwards.
Brady
All right, the entertainment drill's coming up in just seconds. We all pictured it. It's 98 up.
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Brady
All right, it is now. It's time for the entertainment drill. We'll get right to that. I just got a list of our band names from this year. The T shirts are good ones. We gotta get on this.
Dick Toledo
Yep, I'll be contacting them today.
Brady
Digital Mexican Turd Swirl. Side Mansion, Kid Grinder. That's a good rapper. Damp Granny. So many too handicapped to hit that.
Dick Toledo
I love and kills me.
Brady
Yeah, yeah. That's a. That's a gem. Six figure Sasquatch. There's a. There's some great band names in this. We'll get our T shirts, our fake band T shirts up. They have a merch store of what will appear to be a bunch of local bands, but they don't actually exist.
Dick Toledo
Are we doing Just one band or like you said, there's a whole lineup.
Brady
I think we should do like four or five at a time until they sell, see how they're selling. And we'll move one in here and there, but we'll go.
Larry McFeely
One's not 86.
Brady
Not moving. We got no merch going out the door. We bump it off the line.
Dick Toledo
But I think Pope Seward has its own. Oh, that's his own.
Brady
Pope Seaward becomes its own shirt. Yeah, that's going to sell. You might see those all over.
Dick Toledo
Oh, definitely. At our show.
Brady
Yeah. Let's enter Toledo. Caleb Shovel. Singapore Dick Slug. I don't remember what we were talking about.
Dick Toledo
That sounds like a drink more than a band name.
Brady
Yeah. And dude, Soup in the meat tube. That's.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, that.
Brady
That is so many. Yeah, we got loads of good ones here. All right, all right. We got to get this together. We got. That guy gave you his number. This. This T shirt idea is gold. Gold. And then of course, for the larger people, Big food. I'm with Big Food.
Dick Toledo
I look forward to November when I can enter my band Slaughtering Toledo into Playdoh.
Brady
Yeah, that'll be good. Slaughtering Toledo.
Dick Toledo
Entering guess what genre you guys are.
Brady
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Dick Toledo
Here's from last week.
Brady
Corn's Dick. Yeah.
Dick Toledo
Says. I don't know if it's a cover band or not.
Brady
Yeah. Tribute band. Cornstick. Cornstick.
Larry McFeely
Here's a few celebrities who were awesome to the crew on flights. Little feedback. They like to do that every now and then. Anthony Hopkins. So he was delightful. Absolute gentleman. Gordon Ramsay. Lovely and charming. Charming. He says, please call me Gordon. And he just wanted a bottle of water. And they slept the entire flight. But he was really nice.
Brady
What do they expect? Like somebody.
Larry McFeely
Some people are real.
Brady
Huh?
Larry McFeely
Sometimes escorted off the flight because they're flying coach. Remember when Alec Baldwin was playing Wordle? Yeah.
Brady
Or Word Friend. Words with Friends.
Larry McFeely
Put it away because we're getting ready to take off.
Brady
He wouldn't shut his phone off.
Larry McFeely
Yeah. Robert De Niro. Very pleasant, funny, friendly. He was wearing a wig as a.
Brady
Disguise and people still knew it was him.
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Brady
Well, I don't know. I think I'm getting away with it. Hi, My name is Mrs. Nussbaum. How are you? I'm glad. Gladys. Newspound got some white walls. We want some white wall tires with that, huh? This plane will be tugging a small church radio holes.
Larry McFeely
Here's a couple of things that happened 10 years ago on this week Rachel Dolezal scandal broke out. 10 years?
Brady
No, that was 10 years ago when the fake black lady, Rachel Dolezal, the head of the Tacoma or Spokane. That's right. Naacp, the chapter up there, elected a. A weird white woman.
Larry McFeely
Jurassic World had the biggest opening weekend ever.
Brady
She changed her name to something crazy to that Rachel Dolezal recently. Oh, yeah. In the last couple years. It's. It's like African name. She isn't quit on this. Look that up. Look Rachel Dolezal's new name up. I think she lives in Tucson. I can't pronounce it.
Larry McFeely
She does.
Brady
Yeah.
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Brady
And she's down there in Tucson play pretending that she's not there she is with her and her hair is like complete Sideshow Bob.
Larry McFeely
There you are.
Brady
Yeah.
Larry McFeely
Diala.
Brady
Yeah. None of that is Rachel. Now she's Nikichi.
Larry McFeely
A Rod got his 3,000th hit and the fan wouldn't give him the ball.
Brady
Oh, yeah. He made him pay.
Larry McFeely
Brian Williams got banished by MSNBC for his BS helicopter story.
Brady
Right. He told the lie about flying into Iraq. Right?
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Brady
And a war, and they were shooting at the helicopter and stuff.
Larry McFeely
And Michael Jackson's son stopped going by the name Blanket.
Brady
He's Rachel Dolezal.
Larry McFeely
Now, is it Biggie or bg?
Brady
Who?
Larry McFeely
Eigi. He changed his name. Blanket, you call him?
Brady
No idea.
Larry McFeely
Bg, I think.
Brady
I haven't heard much from Blanket. Prince or bg.
Larry McFeely
This just in. People magazine is calling it. They're saying it's over between Katy Perry and Orlando Blue.
Brady
They're done.
Larry McFeely
That's what people say.
Brady
Is this the second time for them? Weren't they. No, I think they. I think they. They're married. Couple of kids.
Larry McFeely
I don't. They. I don't think they got married. They were engaged.
Brady
They never got officially, but they do.
Larry McFeely
Have a five year old kid, Daisy.
Brady
That's right. We heard all about Daisy when she went to space and became the next Sally Ride. Oh, God. Remember when that became all about her?
Larry McFeely
Arnold Schwarzenegger was out for the second season of fubar, promoting it.
Brady
Forgot about that.
Larry McFeely
And he took a picture. The family came out, all the kids. And then he did a separate photo with Hernandez.
Brady
With the one that's from the maid.
Larry McFeely
Yeah, he would. Here's the picture.
Brady
The Conandez is not allowed.
Larry McFeely
He showed up for it and they wouldn't allow him. Direct family, I don't know. And that picture right there, it's just all the kids.
Brady
No, that's. Chris Evans is in it.
Larry McFeely
And then Brother in law. Yeah, son in law. Sorry.
Brady
Yeah, yeah. Chris Pratt. I said Chris Evans. Yeah. So they got, you know, Christopher, Christina, Arnold, Patrick, Catherine Schwarzenegger and then Chris Pratt. But you won't let Ko Nandez in this picture just because he's got an immigrant mother.
Larry McFeely
Conandez gets his own.
Brady
He got his own photo.
Larry McFeely
Yeah. Man, he looks like. I mean, just a blend.
Brady
He's a beast. That is right. He comes from good stock of that Hardy maid that I was pounding from behind to call your mother. And I gave it to her from behind because I couldn't look at her face. It was so blocky.
Larry McFeely
The other thing that happened, it was canceled last Thursday night. The Bonnaroo Festival.
Brady
Yeah. Rain, right? Weather.
Larry McFeely
Yeah. People missed out on Rebecca Black. Icp.
Brady
Did they only cancel one day?
Larry McFeely
No, they. They pulled the whole thing Thursday night. They thought they would be able to pull it off and then they did.
Dick Toledo
You say they missed out on Rebecca Black?
Brady
Hey, she kills it in her world. Where's the problem?
Dick Toledo
Missing ICP and Luke Combs.
Brady
I figured I'd be considered a win out of those three. I'd like to see Rebecca Black. If you ever look at her club stuff. It's good. Yeah, she's really good. Get Past the Friday thing when she was 13. Everybody keeps that poor girl's got that anchor tied around her.
Larry McFeely
They got the one day in Thursday. Oh, they did get canceled Friday and the rest of the weekend.
Dick Toledo
All right, you ready?
Brady
Yeah.
Dick Toledo
Gemini's taking its first crack.
Brady
Oh, at our first band.
Dick Toledo
Dude, soup in the.
Brady
Soup in the meat tube is pretty awesome. It's a label of some type of red liquid. A ladle. Yeah. And it's going into a tube. Dude, soup in the meat tube. It's a little too pink for my life.
Dick Toledo
Yeah. I'll have a change of colors. Pink to red.
Brady
Maybe this was an AI creation.
Larry McFeely
Yep.
Dick Toledo
This is Gemini's first crack.
Larry McFeely
Not bad.
Brady
Not bad. It's a little cartoonish, but I. Yeah, you know, we're working from. We need a little more evil for it. I agree. Kind of like the Marcus type shirts, you know, that looks a little bit like garbage pail. Yeah. Garbage Pail kids. That's what I'm seeing, too. Yeah. It's got very garbage pail kids vibes on it. Try the Pope C word 1 and see what it does.
Dick Toledo
I don't know if Gemini will do that one.
Brady
Sure it will. All right. It's 1108. Larry's coming up next. He giving that money away yet? Still going at it. He's got an excellent adventure for you. And he might walk into your world with $3,000 and hand it to you. Courtesy of our valley Toyota dealers and our own Larry McFeely. He's got the excellent adventure. He's going to help you in just a little while. Try to win that. We're done. We will see you guys tomorrow right here in the morning sickness. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (June 16, 2025)
Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Release Date: June 16, 2025
The episode kicks off with a humorous and relatable discussion about navigating Father’s Day plans. Brady Bogen initiates the conversation by sharing an email dilemma regarding a Father’s Day present, prompting the team to speculate on the underlying intentions.
Brady (02:00): "She’s either got you a foursome already. Maybe not on the golf course or the two sisters are there to get the kids off of your hands..."
Dick Toledo (02:57): "No, no."
The group debates various scenarios, blending wit with playful banter, ultimately emphasizing the importance of clear communication and understanding each other's plans.
Transitioning into the "Entertainment Drill," the team brainstorms a list of quirky and imaginative band names, showcasing their creative prowess and sense of humor.
Brady (06:08): "Digital Mexican Turd Swirl. Side Mansion, Kid Grinder. That’s a good rapper."
Dick Toledo (06:25): "I love and kills me."
They laugh over names like "Soup in the Meat Tube" and "Slaughtering Toledo," reflecting on the challenges of selecting names that are both memorable and marketable. The segment highlights their camaraderie and creative energy as they plan to launch merchandise featuring these fictitious bands.
Larry McFeely introduces a segment spotlighting well-mannered celebrities aboard flights, offering anecdotes that humanize famous personalities.
Larry McFeely (09:23): "Anthony Hopkins was delightful. Absolute gentleman."
Brady (10:05): "Robert De Niro. Very pleasant, funny, friendly. He was wearing a wig as a disguise and people still knew it was him."
The discussion includes humorous takes on celebrities like Alec Baldwin and Robert De Niro, illustrating how fame doesn't preclude good manners. This segment serves as a lighthearted break, celebrating kindness in the high-flying world of celebrities.
The team reflects on significant events from a decade prior, providing a nostalgic look back at memorable moments.
Larry McFeely (10:29): "Rachel Dolezal scandal broke out. 10 years?"
Brady (12:01): "He told the lie about flying into Iraq."
Key highlights include the Rachel Dolezal controversy, the blockbuster success of "Jurassic World," and notable media incidents involving figures like Brian Williams and Michael Jackson's son. The discussion offers insights into how these events shaped public perception and media narratives over the past decade.
Returning to their creative endeavors, Brady and Dick Toledo delve into designing T-shirts for their imagined bands, debating aesthetics and branding.
Brady (14:00): "Soup in the meat tube is pretty awesome. It’s a label of some type of red liquid. A ladle. Yeah. And it’s going into a tube."
Dick Toledo (14:56): "Yeah. That is so many. Yeah, we got loads of good ones here."
They critique designs with a "Garbage Pail Kids" vibe, aiming to infuse a mix of humor and edginess into their merchandise. This segment underscores their commitment to engaging their audience with unique and entertaining content.
In the concluding segment, Larry McFeely announces an exciting opportunity for listeners to win money, sponsored by Valley Toyota Dealers.
Listeners are encouraged to participate in the upcoming "Excellent Adventure" contest, adding an interactive and rewarding element to the show. This announcement wraps up the episode on an engaging and anticipatory note.
Notable Quotes:
Brady (02:00): "Maybe she’s got you a foursome already... Maybe not on the golf course..."
Larry McFeely (09:23): "Anthony Hopkins was delightful. Absolute gentleman."
Brady (14:00): "Soup in the meat tube is pretty awesome."
Conclusion: This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends humor, creativity, and engaging discussions. From fatherhood dilemmas and creative brainstorming sessions to nostalgic news highlights and exciting contests, John Holmberg and his team ensure a lively and entertaining listen for their Arizona audience. Whether you're tuning in for the laughs or the insightful banter, this episode encapsulates the spirited essence of Arizona’s #1 Morning Radio Show.