06-16-25 - Taking Our Band Name Ideas And Wanting To Make TShirts Out Of Them - Will Diddy Trial Be Declared Mistrial And Would Brady Let Us Buy Him Rubber Sheets And Lube

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode 06-16-25 Summary

Introduction In the June 16, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg, alongside Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delves into a variety of engaging and provocative topics. The episode seamlessly blends humor, social commentary, and listener interactions, maintaining a lively and entertaining atmosphere throughout.

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1. Band Name Ideas and T-Shirt Project

Timestamp: 01:48 - 08:40

The segment kicks off with a humorous discussion about potential band names and the idea of creating corresponding T-shirts. Brady introduces the concept, mentioning listener Devin Reek who meticulously tracks their band name suggestions.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady: "I think I would buy a post menopausal Hitler shirt. I like that one a lot. Pimp Mom. The bones of Amelia Earhart." ([02:37])
• Dick Toledo: "We got loads of these and that's just some of last year's daddy's little Debbies." ([03:49])

The team brainstorms an array of unconventional and edgy names such as "Fiddling Hobo," "C Word," and "Whale Rape," highlighting the provocative nature of their humor. Brady also receives an enthusiastic email from a listener interested in collaborating on the T-shirt project, showcasing community engagement and potential expansion of their brand.

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2. Tribute to Officer Gabriel Fascio

Timestamp: 04:45 - 07:22

A heartfelt tribute is made to Officer Gabriel Fascio, a family friend and co-worker of Brady's father, who was tragically shot in the line of duty on June 2. The team emphasizes the importance and valor of law enforcement officers, reflecting on Officer Fascio's positive impact.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady: "Officer Gabriel Fascio was shot in the line of duty. He was a family friend and a co-worker to my dad... He always made everyone laugh and was the life of the party." ([04:57])
• Dick Toledo: "I believe the funeral is this week." ([06:01])

The discussion extends to broader support for law enforcement, with Brady advocating for improved police uniforms to ensure officers' comfort without compromising functionality.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady: "I was looking at the dude yesterday walking to the Diamondbacks game and I'm like, man, you are all decked out and what you had on in December... They looked miserable." ([06:52])
• Brady: "Let's get your son on this thing. Have him design some summertime Phoenix cop wear that these guys can breathe." ([07:22])

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3. P. Diddy Trial and Potential Mistrial

Timestamp: 08:36 - 13:22

The conversation shifts to the high-profile trial of P. Diddy, focusing on the possibility of a mistrial. The hosts dissect the legal intricacies and public perception surrounding the case.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady: "It looks like there's going to be a mistrial. Like it could very possibly end with the judge just going, right, this whole thing's a mess." ([09:30])
• Victor: "They're trying to get the child or the trafficking, human trafficking element in that. But right now that's a tough one." ([11:22])

The discussion highlights the challenges in legal proceedings, such as juror biases and procedural errors, while also referencing past cases like O.J. Simpson's to draw parallels.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady: "I'm not saying shorts. You'd look funny in shorts... And then do the last of the baby oil." ([07:21])
• Brady: "Well, yes, of course, because that's the science. There's no disagreeing with that." ([25:58])

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4. Baby Oil and Rubber Sheets Discussion

Timestamp: 15:31 - 27:23

A humorous and somewhat risqué segment unfolds as Brady initiates a dialogue about using baby oil and rubber sheets, sparking laughter and playful banter among the hosts.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady: "You can just slide around on that picnic table cloth... We're talking about mattress that didn't have the velvet." ([16:21])
• Victor: "I'd rather keep it fruity or." ([22:05])

The conversation evolves into a light-hearted debate on the practicalities and mishaps of using baby oil in various scenarios, intertwining personal anecdotes and playful suggestions.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady: "You wouldn't get any of the... Ooh, baby. I like what's going on here." ([19:48])
• Dick Toledo: "It's perfect for a leather fetishist." ([25:03])
• Brady: "We need to have a talk. If you can't wrap your bed in rubber sheets and coat up in baby oil, something's wrong at home." ([19:56])

The segment concludes with Brady's persistent attempts to encourage Victor to embrace the messy fun of baby oil experiments, reflecting the show's signature blend of humor and camaraderie.

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5. Supporting Local Businesses and Sponsorships

Timestamp: 14:22 - 15:31

Interspersed with the main discussions are mentions of local businesses and sponsorships, emphasizing the show's connection to the community.

Notable Mentions:

• Dick Toledo: "Chime is unlike any other banking app... Move toward a better financial future with Chime and get started [e-mail] where you'll open a Chime checking account in just two minutes." ([13:22])
• Byron and Brad: Promotion of MMP Guns Custom Services, highlighting their range of services and online presence. ([14:22])

These segments, while brief, serve to support local enterprises and provide listeners with valuable resources and offers.

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Conclusion

The June 16, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully combines humor, serious tributes, and topical discussions to engage its audience. From brainstorming edgy band names and honoring a fallen officer to dissecting a celebrity trial and indulging in playful banter about baby oil, the hosts deliver a dynamic and entertaining experience. Their ability to balance light-hearted moments with meaningful conversations underscores the show's popularity and resonance with listeners.

Final Notable Quote:

• Brady: "It's 98K, upd, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station." ([27:23])

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Key Takeaways:

• Community Engagement: Active participation through listener contributions and support for local initiatives.
• Humor and Provocation: Use of edgy humor to entertain and provoke thought.
• Social Commentary: Discussions on law enforcement support and legal system challenges.
• Creative Projects: Exploration of branding opportunities through band names and merchandise.

For those who missed the episode, this summary encapsulates the lively and multifaceted nature of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, offering a glimpse into the show's unique blend of entertainment and commentary.

Transcript

[Byron]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Wayne]

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[Brady]

Wow.

[Larry McFeely]

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[Wayne]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Wayne]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Larry McFeely]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[Brady]

What the hell is wrong with you? And I'm getting a lot of emails from people. I didn't. I didn't want this to leak out just in case we don't pull it off, but it is a great idea as often as we say that's a great band name to put together. Fake band shirts is a. You know these band names that we got. And Devin Reek is the listener that always keeps a tally on our band names and at the end of the year sends us the list. Like I'm going through last year's list. I think I would buy a post menopausal Hitler shirt. I like that one a lot. Pimp Mom. The bones of Amelia Earhart. These are great band names. Fiddling hobo. C word. T only it's whale rape.

[Toledo]

Well, I don't remember that.

[Brady]

I don't either. That one evidently. That one evidently happened. A scientist discovered the first gay whales were banging it out. But I had suggested that maybe the scientists were wrong and they were just witnessing a horrible whale rape. Milk and rubes, Backwoods sperm. Colon striking cobra, rosebud, central animal anus, Ghost loads. Bumping rosebuds. I mean we've got. I mean it's just a fake abifida. I don't even know what we were talking about that day but cherry popping Muslims. I mean we'd sell a lot of shirts. This guy says T shirts are a million dollar idea and the model you suggested could benefit a lot of people. I run an arts non profit in Phoenix and done screen printing and graphic design in the past. I would love to coordinate with you and take the lead on the T shirt project. We get some really nice ones printed by local shops and our non profit would be down to purchasing printing equipment if things really take off. I'd love to chat more. Brad, we've already got a guy. Hold on to that.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep, but I'll hold on to that.

[Brady]

We got people. Kansas City Sushi, Bobcat chicken, Centurion spit, grandma's side, squish. I mean we've got loads of these and that's just some of last year's daddy's little Debbies. Remember? A little. There's a ton of them in here. Black guy, kryptonite, Stingray. Jesus. Ooh, I like that one. Oats of Wham. Huh, that's weird. Yeah, there's a lot of them here. So we've got, we've got options. We can put a bunch of them together and if Devin's out there right now and you're listening, we'd like an abbreviated half the year list. We've had a bunch of good ones this year. I can't. That's why you have to have somebody keep an eye on it for us.

[Dick Toledo]

Devin, you can email that one to me.

[Brady]

Why I can.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, you can email to all of us, but if I have a copy, I can deal with the person I've been talking.

[Brady]

Oh, that's true. You can do that. Yeah. I thought you were just saying I was irresponsible. I took offense to that.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, you did.

[Brady]

Immediately like, why I can do it. Email it to me. Ignore him. Yeah, there's plenty of good ones on there. Also, on a day like today, emails are, you know, abound on silly things. And it's always. We just asked ourselves, why are some of the flags in our parking lot at half staff? Some not. A guy reminds us. It says, I normally send random dumb emails to you, but today is important. On June 2, Officer Gabriel Fascio was shot in the line of duty. He was a family friend and a co worker to my dad and everyone is feeling the effects of this tragedy. I hope that you would be able to put out a message about how important and valued the work of our law enforcement is. And also about how great a guy Gabriel was. He always made everyone laugh and was the life of the party. I can't put into words how much he will be missed and how much joy he brought to the people around him. There are links for donations you can find and we can find it and put it up on our Facebook page. I've got it here for his family to help with funeral arrangements. Give him a little relief in this awful time. Thank you very much and I hope this reaches you, Victor. Good job, Victor. And that's very true.

[Dick Toledo]

I believe the funeral is this week.

[Brady]

Too, because I think it's today.

[Dick Toledo]

We live in Mesa and they sent out notices about the roads being shut down. I think around 10.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's today. They're gathering together to honor of Hatchet Junction police officer who died during a fatal shooting today. Central Christian Church. Yeah. Is that Mesa? Yeah. Okay. Anyway. Oh, yeah, it's on Idaho Road. They're going to have procession up Idaho Road and down Superstition Boulevard. So. Yeah. Yeah. So again, little tip of the cap to the law enforcement that's out there right now and a thank you to all those guys who do that kind of stuff for us, things we don't like doing. One thing I noticed yesterday, going to the Diamondbacks game, something unsung about police officers that we don't ever talk about. They don't have summer uniforms.

[Dick Toledo]

No.

[Brady]

I was looking at the dude yesterday walking to the Diamondbacks game and I'm like, man, you are all decked out and what you had on in December, we Got to get, like, a light Kali patent blend for these guys. Poly cotton or Kali Patton poly cotton. And. Yeah, and make it a little cooler. They're in those huge wool suits. They looked miserable. Direct in traffic and 112 degrees. As I'm walking over to the ballpark, I'm like, this just sucks. Funeral's happening right now. It's happening right now.

[Toledo]

Apparently, you can watch it on tv.

[Brady]

Yeah, we need. We need to. If we really want to support law officers, we need some Toledo. Get your son on this thing. Have him design some summertime Phoenix cop wear that These guys can breathe. You know what I think they should wear? And you could still put on all the armor underneath is what baseball players wear. You know, it's a uniform. It's light. It still looks the part. Why do you have to wear such heavy stuff? Oh, those dudes were just sweating their asses off yesterday. And meanwhile, all these idiots wandered by and constantly remind him how hot it is. Yelling at him, why can't we go? Hold on. There's no curse. Just hold on. He's doing his job. But to all the officers out there, everything. And I know you deal with a lot more misery than just your incredibly bulky uniforms. Let's get you guys in something better. I'm not saying shorts. You'd look funny in shorts. But, like, baseball pants, Those are breathable. Yeah, it'd be nice. I think they would appreciate it. It's proof that they're thinking about us. Guy said, I remembered a band name you had a while ago called Snitching Negroes.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, geez.

[Brady]

I don't know that I'd wear that too many places. But yeah, I mean, maybe if we're gonna put that one out, maybe Big perp, our new listener, he'd wear that. Thunderhorse would wear that.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

That would be a more diverse shirt for a more diverse audience. And John, Maybe President John could wear it. I don't think any of us should wander around with that shirt on because it's too many questions. Too many questions. I'll take C word soup for my shirt. At least I can answer those questions anyway. To the law enforcement out there, I just. Yeah. Thank you for everything you guys do, and an outstanding job all the time. No, but most of the time, for sure, there's always going to be some goofs, and we only hear about your goofs, and every single day, hundreds of great things happen, and we never, ever pay attention to it. We only yell at them when they're bad. That's a tough Gig, especially considering the outfit, which I'm going to harp on. It's not easy. And then of course, there, and we got to move our flag to half staff. I don't know who's in charge of that around here. We go do that. I don't know if you guys saw this too, but it looks like, and I'm thinking this might happen, I kind of didn't pay attention to P. Diddy trial there. It kind of bogged down in the same old same old. So I wasn't interested as much. Now it looks like there's going to be a mistrial. Like it could very possibly end with the judge just going, right, this whole thing's a what Dr. Phil's predicting mess. There's going to be a mistreatment trial and they're going to get rid of one of the jurors and it happens to be an African American man. And Diddy's like, if you start getting rid of the black jurors, this thing's over. Like that's, you're, you're shifting the weight of the jury. You can't do that. And so they're saying that we're like a hair away from a mistrial. Here's the big question. You go through all this, how does P. Diddy celebrate a mistrial? With a freak off. He's going to do it again. He ever have another freak off or will he with a mistrial, just have more of them than ever before.

[Dick Toledo]

They have to be saving some charges in case it's a mistrial, right?

[Brady]

I don't know, cuz.

[Dick Toledo]

Isn't that how OJ Got got? They.

[Wayne]

No.

[Dick Toledo]

He tried him on something.

[Brady]

No, no, no. O.J. got got throwing a gun in a guy's face, trying to steal his stuff.

[Dick Toledo]

That's true.

[Brady]

O.J. screwed himself. He was dumb. But yeah.

[Victor]

Well, the question is, would he continue to have him? I would say yes, because there's nothing that's illegal necessarily about. And that's what they're trying to determine that, yes, there is.

[Brady]

But mistrial doesn't mean that what you did was legal. That doesn't change the legality of what.

[Dick Toledo]

They'Re trying to process.

[Victor]

They're trying to get the child or the, the trafficking, human trafficking element in that. But right now that's a tough one.

[Brady]

You know, that just means they don't have evidence. What he was doing.

[Victor]

Freak.

[Brady]

Yeah. What he was doing.

[Victor]

Illegal.

[Brady]

There's plenty of stuff that was illegal. The prostitution. The minute you hire prostitutes, that's trafficking.

[Victor]

But they're still trying to prove that.

[Brady]

Right? Because they have to prove that he was the one doing it. So they don't have good evidence. Or at least what we're hearing is that he was kind of in the, the muck of, like, he can keep it gray. He was in charge of the whole thing. But if it's somebody else's credit card that's got the Craigslist prostitutes, like, I didn't, I didn't know who they were. It's an easy out. The mistrial has nothing to do with whether or not they got him because they got a lot of stuff the mistrial is trying to get. If one of those jurors goes or if the judge says, hey, this is, this trial can't go on because this is a goof, we're throwing the whole thing out. It doesn't have anything to do with whether he was guilty or innocent. It has everything to do with just a, you know, paperwork error. I mean, that one dude that got everybody all up in arms a few weeks ago when they shipped him off to El Salvador and stuff was a simple paperwork error. That was it. So you can have a whole trial for murder. If you watch the Tylenol Murders documentary. The dude that did it got out twice on, you know, just clerical goofs and like. And they didn't read him as Miranda rights. Once you don't read Miranda rights, you. I could slaughter Toledo right now. They arrest me and don't read my Miranda rights, I'm free. That's it. But I think if I was on trial for Freak off and got off, I would throw the biggest one. First things first, I'd go get all the baby oil. There wouldn't be a CVS or a Walgreens with baby oil in it within 700 miles. All the baby oil.

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[Brad]

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[Brady]

And I have to also wonder with all this baby oil talk about P. Diddy. If they've seen a spike in sales.

[Victor]

I gotta believe they would because I.

[Brady]

Don'T think any single one. I don't think any of us in the room have used baby oil for any bad in our like. I know Brady has never coated his bedroom in plastic and baby oil. Toledo, I'm guessing you haven't. No, no no no. Everybody aside from so whatever. Well aside, yeah, you've done it. Aside from Brady, I assume you guys have all done the The. Like the. The oil, but not baby. Like the lube all over the place. Sliding around on a rubber mattress or something.

[Dick Toledo]

Silk sheets.

[Brady]

Have you not done that?

[Victor]

No, not a rubber mattress.

[Brady]

What have you lubed up all over the place?

[Victor]

Like, not all over the place.

[Brady]

No, just on the. Yeah, on the. Jimmy.

[Victor]

Yeah.

[Brady]

That'S not it.

[Dick Toledo]

We're talking about mattress that didn't have the velvet.

[Victor]

Exactly.

[Brady]

The non velvet ones. That's where it all started. Yeah. And then you cover that and you put it in a kitchen or something so you can mop up half. Can't get that. On carpet. No, on tile only. And you're sliding all over the place. You'll shoot across the room. You had to give that a try.

[Dick Toledo]

First discovery was that you had to.

[Brady]

That was me. Don't look at me like that.

[Dick Toledo]

First discovery was that you had to replace your sheets when you use too much baby oil. Oh, that's not coming out.

[Brady]

Yeah. As a grown up, you look at those videos, you're like, well, that's just going to be a laundry nightmare. It is messy, but it is kind of fun to shoot all over a room. And the next thing you know, you've got, you know, Reynolds wrap and stuff all over the floor and trying to figure out what goes where. And you've got to be careful because you'll fire off into the candles because there's always candles involved. I guess that's what Diddy liked. But Brady, you should try that.

[Victor]

Like a slip and slide.

[Brady]

You should put that out there. Let's get Brady some. Google up some rubber sheets. Let's get Brady some.

[Victor]

You don't need.

[Brady]

You got a cow king or a king at home. Just alone, even just when nobody's home one day. Just slip and slide. Just play around up there. You'll giggle like a little girl. You're gonna. You're gonna have the time of your life. And then do the last of the baby oil.

[Victor]

Well, that's it.

[Brady]

We're out of that. And just slide around on it and then give yourself. Give your horn a tug right there on the bed. And I guarantee you, you will laugh and you'll be thinking of me. You'll be laughing the whole time. You got to try that once in your life. Ready? For crying out loud. Did it one time years ago with Brian Adams girl. We were cleaning off her waterbed and we took all the stuff off and I'm like, hey. And we hit that bladder with all that oil and it wrecked the wood underneath. Yeah, there you go. There's Some Brady sheets for you. What are those? Black vinyl. California king. Waterproof. Oh, these are perfect. Fitted massage. There you go. Oh, Brady's got a side pocket for magazines, I guess.

[Toledo]

Oil and water based.

[Brady]

Oil and water based. So you can't.

[Dick Toledo]

Sounds like you just squeegee it at the end.

[Brady]

At the end. Good. Squeegee it up. I'm sure you got one of those for chin sauce removal. 70. Oh, it's $69. I get it. All right. There you go. See? They're even showing you how lube works on it. Yeah, Brady, get that immediately. Live a little, my friend. What do you think would happen if you strapped that up on the bed and just laid in it naked with a. A little bottle of champagne?

[Victor]

I'd fall off.

[Brady]

And then Ronnie comes in. How's it going tonight?

[Victor]

What the hell are you doing?

[Brady]

Yeah, a little Luther Vandross in the background or something. Would she laugh or would she join in? She wouldn't join in.

[Victor]

She'd be mad.

[Brady]

Did she be mad at you?

[Victor]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Why?

[Victor]

Because I'm. You're ruining. You're making a mess.

[Brady]

No, you're not. Protecting the whole point.

[Victor]

That's exactly right. I'm gonna be explained. No, I'm not. I'm protecting everything.

[Brady]

You're really. You're. You're. You're going down a bad road here. You got to think more positively. You think she'd come in angry? I mean, I would if you were naked in my bed, but, I mean, I think 99% of society is not happy with that.

[Victor]

Making a mess.

[Brady]

Really?

[Victor]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You wouldn't get any of the. Ooh, baby. I like what's going on here.

[Victor]

Surprised by it. You mean, like, pleasantly surprised?

[Brady]

Yeah. She'd be upset.

[Victor]

Yeah.

[Brady]

We need to have a talk. If you can't wrap your bed in rubber sheets and coat up in baby oil, something. Something's wrong at home. A couple of glasses of champag, some pulled brisket or something. I don't know what you eat. I don't know what your sex foods are. I don't know what your weirdness is. You get a little Prosecco going, huh? One of those little baby bottles, Some flutes.

[Byron]

Brady.

[Toledo]

When she walked on the door.

[Brady]

Burt Reynolds. Yeah, it's very handsome. Naked Brady laying there. The tender lighting in the back, all pro. Shades is out, so the back bedroom window is not getting sunlight from the west.

[Victor]

Screens are down.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Give that a try. Do a little freak off of your own squirt. It Out. Just see. Just to see what her reaction be. You might be pleasantly surprised. I think what may be stopping you is you think she'd hate it because I think you think your mom would be right.

[Victor]

You'd be right.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah. Order up those sheets. Those are a treat from me to you, my friend. I'm gonna get Brady some rubber sheets and we're gonna. Brady's baby oil all over the place. Said, I betcha Ronnie was listening to that, going, oh, yeah, let's do this. And then she hears Brady going, she'll just be mad. No, you're too worried about the mess. That's the whole point. And Brady, you can squirt barbecue sauce all over it, too. What?

[Victor]

That's a mess.

[Brady]

Sweet baby, it's all a mess. That's the point of the rubber sheet. Of course it's a mess. It's not getting anywhere but on that sheet. Then you fold it up, you put it in the backyard, and you hose it off for next time that you would like maybe slopping around on that hog soup. I like making him uncomfortable. For a second there, you thought how good it would be, though, to have your naked body covered in barbecue sauce and the throes of passion. Come on. Not food to taste. Barbecue sauce on your lover?

[Victor]

I'd rather keep it fruity or.

[Wayne]

Really.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay.

[Victor]

All right.

[Brady]

All right. Now we're talking. You like a little cinnamon. You like your lady to taste like.

[Victor]

A cherry, not Cinnabon.

[Brady]

You don't want her frosted. Yeah, yeah. That comes later, right? You like her. You like her Sandy. Like a beach. Like cinnamon, dry and chokey.

[Toledo]

This isn't sounding too good. No, it doesn't dry and choke.

[Brady]

Yeah, you like her like a donut. Yeah.

[Victor]

Nice glaze.

[Brady]

All right. Cinnamon glaze. Great for penetration. The cinnamon, no doctor would recognize. It would be like doing it with sandpaper, man. But cinnamon flavor. Yeah, that's what you want, Flavor. All right, so if I buy you cinnamon flavor and the rubber sheets, will you give it a whirl? Would you? Just by yourself. If she's mad, just finish it by yourself. I think you're. I think you're. I think you're not giving credit where credit's due. Maybe that's what she's waiting for.

[Victor]

Maybe she's listening this morning.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, she can text in and say, brady, you better get those rubber sheets. I'm waiting. No, you don't see that.

[Victor]

I don't see that happening. Jesus.

[Brady]

Why dismiss it so quickly, though? I'm not.

[Victor]

I've Never.

[Brady]

You just don't think that she's looking at you in that fashion at all. You're too giggly about sex to be like that. Forthright with it.

[Victor]

Maybe.

[Brady]

I want to see this so bad it hurts. Will you do it for me at least? Can I come over?

[Victor]

Yeah, I would.

[Brady]

And we won't have sex. It'll be the same thing as Ronnie, But I just want to see you playing on your bed that way. All right. That was a tribute to the police, but I don't know what happened there. Thanks. The OS slipped right off those sheets. 69 bucks for. And you're a cow king. Or a king. What do you got?

[Victor]

I think it's a cow king.

[Brady]

Okay, I got a cow king. Cow king, 69 bucks. That's a pretty good price. Get that. You strap it on there. Ronnie's out Safeway buying sides of beef for you, and then she comes home.

[Dick Toledo]

When you gonna be home, dear?

[Brady]

You hear that door swing?

[Victor]

Got your brisket.

[Brady]

Brady, where are you? I need help lifting the hundreds of pounds of meat. I'm in here.

[Victor]

I need help, too.

[Brady]

I need help lifting meat, too. You giggle a lot during that. You're making a mess.

[Toledo]

It's perfect for a leather fetishist.

[Brady]

Brady likes leather.

[Toledo]

The sheet's amazing for that.

[Brady]

I don't even know what that means.

[Toledo]

The original purpose was to mimic wet skin. These are some of the reviews.

[Brady]

All right, well, maybe Ronnie will. 4 or 5 stars can. You want me to ask her?

[Toledo]

4.1 stars.

[Brady]

Can I buy you guys some rubber? It's your. It was your fake anniversary the other day. Yeah, so as a fake anniversary present, I should buy you some rubber sheets.

[Victor]

Be nice. I mean, what's the one star?

[Dick Toledo]

It's not body wash.

[Victor]

Someone that didn't like it. What are they? I wonder what happened.

[Toledo]

Let's see here.

[Brady]

Somebody wants you on my mattress. My husband giggled the entire time. Acted like a child. Well, if you can't see on the mattress, you overdid it. That's your fault. That's a volume problem. If you put so much slippery stuff on there and you're falling off the mattress, that's because you overdid it.

[Victor]

I agree.

[Brady]

Well, yes, of course, because that's the science. There's no disagreeing with that. Yeah, I think baby oil sales have gone through the moon. And we get it. Brady in on this? Anything? No. Don't have any reasons.

[Toledo]

No. I mean, some of them say it does not stay in place.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah? Well, yeah. All right. Get those weird little straps Underneath them.

[Victor]

Well, that's what I think they're saying. The deep pocket. Maybe that is tucks under better. Deeper.

[Toledo]

I mean, I can look for some other ones.

[Brady]

Yeah. Try to find a better. I'm not, you know, we're not tied to that particular low model. Find a five star for Brady. It's got to take some ample weight and a lot of laughing. See if there's one that takes giggling. Please do this. Just lay there with a washcloth over your genitals and your hands over it behind your head. Here's what you need laying on those. That's it. Bright red ones. Waterproof bed sheets for brady.

[Victor]

Those are only 39.

[Brady]

Inflatable pillows. They're basically disposable. Oh, that's the stuff. Kick Kirby out for 11 or 12 minutes and get to work. Those are 40 bucks. Brett's finding better deals for me.

[Toledo]

Here's even a cheaper one. This is vinyl.

[Brady]

That's all you need, man.

[Victor]

A picnic table.

[Brady]

That's right. Slide around on that picnic table cloth. Anyway. All right. Trying to get Brady to have some fun there. I just turned on the app and I've got cinnamon glaze. Nice penetration. Thanks for opening my. Yeah, that's a Monday morning. That'll start your day. We got a. What would Brady do in just moments? And we're trying to get him to do something he's never tried before. It's 98K, upd, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. Can you.