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Brett
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John
What the hell is wrong with you? That was cool. David Spade on with us this morning and he's gonna be here Friday. People ask me online, like, how much are the tickets? They're about. I think they're 89 something or 90.89.90 or 8,940 something.
Nick Toledo
I saw 72 and Tucson and 90 here. 72 by the time you check out.
John
Well, because it's American money, right? Okay, Just making sure. Yeah, Spades up here. Yeah, it's good. It's great to see at the celebrity theater too. So go see David Spade. That's a beautiful thing. I am. I also got an email from somebody earlier about Toledo getting mad at Trump. So immediately, because, you know, it came out quick, we all noticed that it was a very fat. It was reactionary tds. We think you may have it. We think you may have some Trump derangement. I think, Look, I think it's funny because I don't like either side, but man, I'm watching one side throw a Huge baby fit. And the other side, if you can't beat Republicans, you're terrible. Because they're a mess right now.
Nick Toledo
Absolutely.
John
And the Democrats are doing. They're making me like them. But this guy says after hearing Toledo's quick response to all of your Trump talk, I'm going to buy two Trump phones in honor of Toledo and his wife. Toledo, congratulate yourself. Your family just made more. His family just made more money. You just made Trump two more. Two more phone sales because of your tds. You did jump on that kind of quit. And all I said was, is he allowed to sell phones? No. What's the clause called?
Brady
The emoluments cloth.
John
The emoluments cloth. I bet you there's posters at your house with, like, lines. We will not emoluments here. There will be no emolumating in the Toledo household. I know what I'm getting you for your birthday, though. Coming up here in July just to see if you are allowed in the house.
Nick Toledo
A phone.
John
You get in a trumpet.
Nick Toledo
Awesome.
John
You're getting.
Brett
That's the new company phone.
John
Yeah, I think. Yeah. The new company phone is. And it's going to say 47 on the back of it. It's going to be all decked out. I'm going to get the family. So your whole. Everybody's got to use it. Would Lisa use a Trump phone if it was free?
Nick Toledo
No.
Ryan Reynolds
Really?
Nick Toledo
Absolutely.
John
She wouldn't. Even if I free Trump phone. Not use it. There's no way you've all got tds.
Nick Toledo
I didn't say I wouldn't use it.
John
You wouldn't be allowed to use it. You'd have to hide that again. I've mentioned Walter White. You have to hide that up in the ceiling tiles. Anyway, it's very funny to me to watch people lose their minds over this. And then of course, now you're gonna get it. It's all that low t. Those commercials for low tea. Yeah.
Nick Toledo
That's actually funny.
John
Well, Rachel Maddow sucks the tea right out of a fella. Not the old fashioned way either. Anyway. Hi, Larry. You just kind of scared me. Larry's kid. I just read this just seconds ago. The guy who survived the Indian era. That, that, that may actually make me believe there is some sort of higher power. I'm going to lean towards polytheism now. I'm. I'm leaving your people, Brad.
Larry
Okay.
John
All right. Because dude pops out of that plane, a dreamliner smashes into a building, and guy walks away. So, like, Ganesh is in the Lead to me, if there is a God, it's Ganesh, because. Holy mother. But it does prove my point about humanity. Because within a week of this terrible tragedy, two airlines are now offering seat 11A for a little bit more like they're. It's not always 11 a spirit and who else? Well, I'm not going to say who because it's. I don't know that it's confirmed, but I just looked and they're. And the. And the CEOs are saying, oh, no, those seats are very important. Here's the thing that nobody's talking about with seat 11A and the Survivor. When you sit in the emergency aisle of a plane, that lady comes by and says, are you willing and able to assist in case of an emergency? I need a verbal yes. And of course, everybody.
Brett
Yeah, I got legroom. Hell, yeah, whatever.
Larry
On a specific plane. Because alone.
John
Well, I know. I'm just saying. That's what. You know what I'm saying. So that you neck f the stewardess when she comes by and says it and proven in this Indian Air flight was there is no assisting or helping at all. You crack that door open and you get the off the plane. And that's what he did. There was nobody like, let me help. Let me help. Dude's a sole survivor because he was sitting on the door. That's it. That door cracked open the second he realized there was trouble and he rolled out of the plane. He didn't help a soul.
Brady
So he was burning on one side.
John
But you know what I'm saying.
Brady
No, no, I know. Absolutely.
John
He didn't even look over his shoulder. That door opened, and that's what everyone would do. So every emergence. So why not make every aisle have its own door? Ooh. That way we can all leap.
Nick Toledo
Doesn't Boeing have enough problems right now?
John
They do have door issues, yes. But I'm all right every other than.
Listener
Let's. Let's.
John
I'll pay a little extra if we can all get the 11A treatment. There's only two doors on the whole thing, for crying out loud. On the big boy. The dude didn't do any assisting. And let's be honest with ourselves. Whenever you've sat in that seat, you never thought, I'll help people out now.
Brett
I'll open the door and jump out. I don't want to be in the way of everybody else. So no problem.
John
Yeah, your buddies. Not like somebody was decapitated. Billy wasn't in the emergency aisle. He had to step over folks to get to it. So he was helping pick people up and get them out of the plane while he was trying to escape too. But yes, he did help. And once he was on the ground, he started assisting. But he got off the plane. Gotcha. Nobody on that emergency aisle is going to stop and think of anyone else. It's. Even if it's. Nope, nope, you're out. And the only assisting you're going to do is opening that door. I've done all I can do here. I'm getting out of this plane.
Larry
But now the most effective way, most efficient too.
John
Oh, get the hell out of there. But they don't making way for that. They're not. Look, read the pamphlet. Nobody's ever done that either. You're supposed to stand next to the door and escort folks. I watch a lot of air disasters. The job of the. That's what the stewardesses are trained to do. They're not jumping off.
Nick Toledo
What was it that Toronto plane or whatever, where that was upside down and the stewardess trying to help people out. She wanted to get off.
John
Of course she did. But somehow or another in her brain she kept thinking, well, I'm going to lose my job.
Brett
I'll find a new one.
John
Jump. I'll go. I'll go work puddle jumpers for a little while until I earn this back. So let's just stop with the pomp and circumstance of the whole. Will you be willing to help and assist? Can you open the door? I need a verbal. Yes. Yep. Are you going to help and assist? Probably not, sister. I'm. I'm probably. If. Does that thing inflate itself? I'm not blowing up anything either. I'm jumping off the plane. I. And if anything has taught us anything. Yeah, if anything's taught us anything. 11A taught us get off first. The best chance of survival is not hanging around. Leap. Leap to your doom.
Larry
Because they made it sound like he got ejected out of there.
Nick Toledo
No, like the place he was on it when it landed and then he got the F out.
John
And there's a pilot that came on and he made a joke because he said, look, pilots usually get to the crash first, so they don't have much of a chance. We don't put doors in there. And he said, but everybody that's clamoring to get 11A on planes. What? Brady said, it's not always 11A that's in the emergency aisle. And he goes in second. The plane has to hit at a certain angle. It has to be tilted up, down, sideways, whatever tail has to be left in a Building to make one seat more viable than another.
Brady
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John
Holmberg's morning sickness and he goes it's the luckiest thing that's ever happened in air travel. Ever.
Nick Toledo
Your buddy wasn't on the cornfield crash, right?
John
No, Billy was on next to the.
Larry
Pilot hanging out of the airplane.
John
That's amazing. That's happened multiple times. The British Airways flight is a terrifying one. The one that flew over to China, the Chinese guy that was over the cold, cold mountains and six feet below and half of them was stuck to the top of the plane cuz they couldn't reduce speeds. You like 400 miles an hour outside over some Mongolian mountain range. Oh, we got to come back now. But if you are on Indian Air and you hear no, no no no no, that guy's getting out, he's not helping you follow him. The door opens, don't look and go well no, there's no time for for chivalry or anything else. So airlines, you can stop now with the whole willing to assist. Brett and I have only honest ones in the room, right? I'm stomping over grandparents, children, puppies.
Brett
Yeah, I'll open the door so I can get out. But I've always that's what I'm doing.
Larry
I mean that's the first thing you think about when you you're Sitting in that room like, you open the door. How can I get out of the way to my.
John
Brady? You get out of the way.
Larry
Just gotta go.
Nick Toledo
Fuel is everywhere and it's burning. Yeah, I'm not thinking.
John
Let me tell you this. You're a liar. The first thing you think of in that seat is, look at the leg room. I've got suckers. You're not thinking of anything but yourself. Right. The reason you want the emergency lane is so your own comfort is first, you're more comfortable. You're not doing that to be a hero. You're doing it for more legroom. And you don't even need more leg room. Yeah, you're short, but you still would take that aisle because now you can practically lay down. You're not giving up that. That's all for you. So nobody's thinking about anyone else's safety until that lady comes by and says, are you willing to assist?
Nick Toledo
Sure.
John
You've got it. Are you?
Brett
You got it, too.
John
I have to. I'll lose my job. I'll be outside if anybody needs me. If there's assistance necessary, I'll be at the bottom of that slide like a third base coach. Come on, let's do this. Let's go, boy. Down, down, down. Home bringer on home.
Larry
Hustle, hustle.
John
Hurry up. That fire ain't getting any smaller. But you're gonna see me outside the plane. I'll do all the assisting from the ground team. In fact, I'm gonna tell the flight attendant next time. I'm the leader of the ground team. These two here, aisle and center, they're in charge of helping people on the plane. I'm in charge of being down there, making sure that the bottom of that inflatable is secure. I don't want this to go up like a bounce house. 11a. Not a hero. What if he. You found out that he could have taken, like, the person next to him? Like he's gonna slip up in his story.
Listener
The lady next to me was very.
John
Very scared, and I just jumped out. Like you could have saved her?
Listener
Well, maybe. I don't know.
John
I did.
Listener
It was so quick. No, no, no, no. She was already dead. I. I assumed she was scared from all of. Anyway, I had to get off the plane.
Larry
Let's go over B and C again.
John
What was the thing you said about the lady next to you? Begging.
Listener
Begging for more peanuts. Right before we hit the building. She was very hungry. She was hoping that there was more drinks, but I got out.
John
11A. Yeah, this one says usually 11A is not a window, is it ABC? It goes window, middle aisle.
Larry
Usually it's like 15 or.
John
And then def. I don't know what it is, but I'm saying the ABC and def. But this is a dreamliner. This has like 45 seats across it. Yeah, it's huge. Who knows? But nobody's going to help you. So. Yeah, my buddy Billy was on the plane in Detroit and had another plane land on top of his plane and cut it in half. And he was asleep on the Runway. And when it cut it in half, he woke up and then he stomped over bodies and the things he saw was just horrible. But then he said, I jumped down the slide and then I got to helping people.
Nick Toledo
So listener just sent this to us two times. The seat, the 11A has survivors. The 1998 Thai Airways Airbus A310 in December.
John
Yeah, 11A left out.
Nick Toledo
11A leapt out as well.
John
And. And. And if I'm an airline, I'm charging extra for 11 a while. While the.
Brett
If these morons are going to pay for it. Yeah, I'm in.
John
I'm paying for it. If the 11A is available and it's miracle seat. And it looks like, first of all.
Brett
I'm not going to Thailand or India, so I mean, regardless.
John
But if that's the case, Indian air should dress up 11 a like New York cabbies driver's seat. It's got all the, you know, the little beads and everything. You know, the Ganesh and the elephant and like you dress it up like.
Brett
Brown air freshener right there.
John
It's a religious monument. But yeah, I love that nobody's talking about the fact that he didn't even look over his shoulder to see if he could help anybody. That door came off and he got out.
Larry
She was in the bathroom.
Listener
Would they believe that she would do. And she broke all the rules. Her trade table was down. It was not going to help her. I said, no, no.
John
Yeah. I love this story. And dude walked away.
Nick Toledo
So that's your positioning right there.
John
Yeah. 11A right on the window.
Listener
So long.
John
Second.
Brett
That'd be me.
John
Yeah, that would be me too.
Nick Toledo
Just forward of the wings, apparently.
John
And right before that inferno, you hear.
Listener
This is fun. Nobody else thought of it. Is not my problem. Open the door and get out.
John
It seems simple. Anyway, so start looking for 11A. And again, like Brady said, first thing you think about is how to help. I got all the leg room. I'm gonna need. Sleep like a baby. Nobody thinks about helping. I'd crack you right in the Face. If you were the center guy and I was move.
Larry
The only thing that they. You know, on the. The convenience of the leg room is that the chair usually does not recline. On the window seats.
John
Huh?
Larry
On the emergency door.
John
Yes, it does.
Brett
No, the one in front of it doesn't.
Larry
No, it's one in the. On the door. That one does not recline.
John
Depends on what part of the plane. Because that's what I get every time. Boy, that sucker goes back. I can lay down. I'm 6ft tall, and I got that beauty. It depends on where you're at, too. If you got the ones that flip or if they're. They're.
Nick Toledo
Depends on the aircraft in the specific seat location. But exit row seats do recline.
John
And actually the. The one that I've seen is there's only two, and they don't even have a window like the new ones that I've been on. They have two seats, and then there's an opening where the door cracks open.
Nick Toledo
This says the seats in front of the.
John
They're not supposed to go back.
Nick Toledo
Do not recline.
Brady
Okay.
Nick Toledo
That's a safety issue.
John
It's all about you. That's all I'm saying. So congratulations, 11A. And if you're dumb enough to buy. I spent extra money on an 11A ticket. What kind of negative Nancy are you?
Brett
Dumb enough to fly Air India.
Larry
Wonder how much.
John
What are you doing in India in the first place?
Brady
What about Southwest?
Nick Toledo
You got to fight for that seat because you can't buy it.
John
This guy.
Brett
Here we go.
John
Rather be on.
David Spade
There we go.
Brett
I knew.
John
Why am I on Southwest? What's wrong with him? Have I lost a bet? Am I flying to Rockford?
Nick Toledo
Money bags.
John
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Summary of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona" Episode (06-17-25)
Podcast Information:
Overview
In the June 17, 2025 episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" titled "People Are Now Buying Seat 11a On Planes At A Premium After Air India Survivor," host John Holmberg engages with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo in a spirited discussion about the newfound premium status of seat 11A on airplanes. This conversation is sparked by the survival story of an Air India passenger who managed to exit the plane safely, leading airlines to market seat 11A as a desirable option for travelers.
Key Discussions
Introduction to Seat 11A Premium Pricing
The episode opens with discussions about the surge in demand for seat 11A, highlighting how airlines have capitalized on the Air India survivor story to position this seat as a premium choice.
This quote sets the tone for a broader critique of societal behaviors and the commercialization of safety features in air travel.
Analysis of the Air India Survival Incident
The core of the episode delves into the specifics of the Air India incident, questioning the narrative of heroism often associated with emergency exit seats.
The hosts dissect the circumstances of the survival, emphasizing luck and seat positioning over any heroic actions.
This highlights skepticism toward the glorification of such survival stories.
Airline Marketing and Passenger Behavior
The conversation shifts to how airlines have responded by promoting seat 11A, often dubbed the "miracle seat," and the ethical implications of such marketing strategies.
This critique suggests that passengers prioritize personal safety over assisting others, undermining the notion of heroism.
This remark underscores the reactionary nature of consumers avoiding certain airlines or routes based on such narratives.
Listener Stories and Anecdotes
The hosts incorporate listener anecdotes to reinforce their points about passenger priorities and the impracticality of expecting assistance in emergencies.
These stories serve to illustrate the disconnect between expected and actual passenger behavior during crises.
Humorous Takes on Passenger Prioritization
Maintaining a light-hearted tone, the hosts joke about their own intentions to purchase seat 11A purely for the added legroom rather than any safety benefits.
This humor underscores the selfish motivations behind seat selection, challenging the altruistic narratives often promoted by airlines.
Notable Quotes:
John Holmberg (04:26):
“Because dude pops out of that plane, a Dreamliner smashes into a building, and the guy walks away. So, like, Ganesh is in the lead to me, if there is a God, it's Ganesh, because holy mother.”
John Holmberg (05:22):
“That door came off and he got out. There was nobody like, let me help. Let me help. Dude's the sole survivor because he was sitting on the door. That's it.”
John Holmberg (14:46):
“I love that nobody's talking about the fact that he didn't even look over his shoulder to see if he could help anybody. That door came off and he got out.”
John Holmberg (16:49):
“It's all about you. That's all I'm saying. So congratulations, 11A.”
Insights and Conclusions
The episode culminates in a critical examination of how airlines and passengers interact with narratives of survival and safety. The hosts argue that the premiumization of seat 11A is less about genuine safety improvements and more about capitalizing on lucky survival stories for profit. They posit that this trend reflects broader societal tendencies toward self-preservation over collective responsibility.
This statement encapsulates the overarching critique of commercializing tragedy for financial gain.
Final Thoughts
"Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona" delivers a thought-provoking discussion on the commercialization of air travel safety features, particularly seat 11A, in the wake of the Air India survivor incident. Through humor, listener anecdotes, and critical analysis, the episode challenges listeners to reassess the true value and implications of premium seating options in aviation.