Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: Entertainment Drill - More People Watching Streaming Content Than Cable And Network TV Combined For First Time & Joe Biden Walked Onto Set Of Reacher During Shooting
Release Date: June 18, 2025
Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
1. Introduction and Sponsor Highlights
The episode kicks off with John Holmberg introducing the show's sponsor, Orlando Auto Body, in a lively exchange with Shane Orlando. John emphasizes the quality and longevity of Orlando Auto Body, stating, "[...] we've been in the valley here for over 34 years. We do a quality job. We work for you, not the insurance companies" (00:00). The hosts engage in playful banter, showcasing their camaraderie and setting an entertaining tone for the episode.
2. Entertainment Drill Segment
a. The Rise of Streaming Over Traditional TV
Shane Orlando delivers a significant media statistic: "More Americans watched television on streaming than on cable and network television combined. In May. It's the first time this has happened for a full month" (04:13).
John Holmberg reacts vehemently to this news, lamenting the decline of traditional broadcast TV with humorous disdain:
- "TVs the old fashioned way is over. Now. We knew that. And congratulations to the staunch gray haired knobs that have run TV into the ground once again" (04:24).
Their discussion underscores the shifting landscape of media consumption, highlighting the challenges faced by traditional broadcasters in the streaming era.
b. Unexpected Celebrity Sightings on Reacher Set
The conversation shifts to the Season 4 of Reacher, where an unexpected cameo occurred. Shane Orlando reports, "Joe Biden walked onto the set of Reacher during shooting" (06:48).
John Holmberg speculates humorously about Biden's presence:
- "Joe just wandered onto the Reacher set" (07:02).
They debate whether it was President Biden himself or a double, adding layers of intrigue and humor to the discussion.
c. Celebrity News and Anecdotes
The hosts delve into various celebrity news topics:
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Tyler Perry's Lawsuit: Shane Orlando shares, "Tyler Perry is being sued for sexual harassment and assault by a man who appeared on some of his TV shows. He only wants $260 million" (09:08). John Holmberg quips about Perry's omnipresence in media.
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Brad Pitt's Humble Beginnings: Shane Orlando narrates Brad Pitt's early career struggles: "He had $300 to his name. Started doing odd jobs like he dressed as a chicken for a fast food joint [...] drove strippers in a limo to parties" (09:54). John Holmberg remarks, "Brad Pitt's face had to wander hours before he got his big break in Los Angeles" (10:23), highlighting Pitt's journey to stardom.
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Kelsey Grammer's Expanding Family: Shane Orlando informs listeners, "Kelsey Grammer's expecting baby number eight" (11:00). John Holmberg humorously reacts to the prolific nature of Grammer's family.
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Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox's Baby Name: Shane Orlando reveals, "Machine Gun Kelly revealed the name of his and Megan Fox's baby girl: Saga Blade Fox Baker" (11:50). John Holmberg critiques the name choice: "Dope was better. Saga Brain. Ugh." (12:03).
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Ozzy Osbourne's DNA in Iced Tea Cans: Shane Orlando reports on a quirky sales tactic: "Machine Gun Kelly revealed they've sold empty cans of iced tea that were drunk by Ozzy Osbourne, claiming 'contains Ozzy's DNA'" (12:24). John Holmberg expresses disbelief: "I've gone 52 and a half years dodging Ozzy's DNA. I'm gonna keep" (12:34).
d. Canadian Sports Statistics and Humorous Jabs
A notable statistic is shared by John Holmberg: "The last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup was 1993. An American-based team has won their CFL Grey Cup football championship since. There's been one of those since the last hockey champion" (13:03).
This leads to humorous and exaggerated commentary on Canada's sports and national status:
- "We own Canadian football as well technically by that stat. [...] I might kind of want to go to war with Canada. I've had it with them" (14:08).
- "We take them down pretty fast. They can have Quebec. They use metrics. I'm not into that" (14:17).
The hosts' playful antagonism towards Canada adds a lighthearted and comedic element to the show.
3. Promotions and Upcoming Segments
Before wrapping up, the team highlights upcoming promotions and segments:
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Larry McFeely's Giveaway: John Holmberg mentions, "Larry McFeely's coming up next. He's got himself all sorts of stuff, including money for you" (14:23). This teaser builds anticipation for listeners eager to participate in giveaways.
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Chime Financial Promotion: Earlier in the episode, Brady Bogen promotes Chime's financial services, emphasizing benefits like "no minimum balance fees" and "getting your paycheck up to two days early for free" (04:13).
4. Conclusion
The episode concludes with the hosts reaffirming their commitment to providing engaging and unapologetic content for their listeners. John Holmberg signs off with, "Right here in the morning sickness, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station" (14:28), cementing the show's dominant presence in the Arizona radio landscape.
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers a blend of humor, celebrity gossip, and sharp commentary on media trends, all while maintaining an engaging and entertaining dialogue among the hosts. Whether discussing the decline of traditional TV, unexpected celebrity appearances, or playful jabs at Canada, the show ensures listeners are both informed and thoroughly entertained.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
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Shane Orlando (04:13): "More Americans watched television on streaming than on cable and network television combined. In May. It's the first time this has happened for a full month."
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John Holmberg (04:24): "TVs the old fashioned way is over. Now. We knew that. And congratulations to the staunch gray haired knobs that have run TV into the ground once again."
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John Holmberg (07:02): "Joe just wandered onto the Reacher set."
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Shane Orlando (09:08): "Tyler Perry is being sued for sexual harassment and assault by a man who appeared on some of his TV shows. He only wants $260 million."
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Shane Orlando (09:54): "He had $300 to his name. Started doing odd jobs like he dressed as a chicken for a fast food joint [...] drove strippers in a limo to parties."
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John Holmberg (10:23): "Brad Pitt's face had to wander hours before he got his big break in Los Angeles."
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Shane Orlando (11:50): "Machine Gun Kelly revealed the name of his and Megan Fox's baby girl: Saga Blade Fox Baker."
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John Holmberg (12:03): "Dope was better. Saga Brain. Ugh."
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John Holmberg (13:03): "The last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup was 1993. An American-based team has won their CFL Grey Cup football championship since."
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John Holmberg (14:17): "We take them down pretty fast. They can have Quebec. They use metrics. I'm not into that."
Note: Timestamps are approximate and correspond to the provided transcript segments.
